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Introduction and Light Banter
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Hello and welcome to episode 41 of the Two Guys One Screen podcast, aka the Hemorrhoid Homies. I actually did hear that that grossed some people out, but it's what it is.
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This is our podcast. Yeah, if you don't like the intro, ah stay tuned. Well...
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We are the Hemorrhoid Homies, the Poetown Boys. um
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My name is Nick, and I'm joined by the Edgelord. My name is Gerald. Yeah. I figured also I could just be like, your name is Gerald, but we'll, I'll work on it. I got to add little bit. got figure out something. could you're You're definitely the edgelord.
00:00:39
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You are. You edged me to fucking oblivion. Oblivion. Yeah. I mean, you were gooning before this, so I don't know. That's not true. The text said, i don't know. It is what the text said. Uh, I did have sticky fingers. Get it.
00:00:53
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Oh yeah. Come, I'll be here all week. All right. Um, I won't be. Um, that's also true. That's also true. Uh, uh, I'm moving back.
Social Media and Fan Interaction
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You're a Poe Town boy.
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To the Poe Town. we can't in areas we can't and We can't name drop that movie story yet, right? Is it too early? Maybe next episode? The new one? No, the one that you've been like always saying like local movie store. We can't shout them out yet.
00:01:19
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Oh, no. We can shout them out next week. Are we doing a new? I don't even know. oh Next week's Harry Potter. It's the week after. Yeah, next. Purchase my ass, man. All right. Next recording, we'll finally give a shout out to the local movie store.
00:01:31
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They'll no longer be local. No, be like three and a half hours away. Right. um We are recording today an episode on Mickey 17.
00:01:42
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my More like MIDI 17. We did not like it. um But before that, we'll do.
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So follow us on Instagram, twoguysonescreenpod. Send any comments, concerns, movie requests to twoguysonescreenpod at gmail.com. Follow us on TikTok, I guess, if it's working. did Fuck you, TikTok. Honestly, bro, 11 views on the most recent post, and they're like, we're we're not you're we're not letting you post this. And I had to like upload it four times. i'm I'm sick of TikTok. I really am. i don't know what we did wrong.
00:02:20
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People post full-blown, like, Completely like a copyright violation of like, I said two weeks ago that watched a fucking wrestling match on the TikTok. It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous.
00:02:31
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It's ridiculous. Fuck you, TikTok. Fuck you, TikTok. Should fucking banned. Fuck him.
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ah Send us a voicemail at 5088 fist us. 5088 dip my tip in a can of paint.
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ah Follow us on Letterboxd. Call that a redhead.
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ah
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oh fuck. ah We're three minutes in. ah
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All that shit's going in the fucking description. Just go down there click it. Yeah. All right. Do all that. Yeah, it'll be there.
00:03:29
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I promise. Oh, fuck. Okay. um We have a... Gerald has an email to read.
00:03:43
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we have We have fan mail. ah This is the first confirmed fan mail we've ever gotten that's not from a friend. That's not from someone we know. We don't know who this person is.
00:03:55
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Well, we know who he is, but we don't know We don't know his identity. Yeah, we do. we know his identity we yeah we we do So from ah one Ron Rockstone, how you doing?
00:04:11
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How are you doing? How are you doing, sir? Says, what's up, players? You know, he's fan of Teddy Long, of course. Yeah, shout out Teddy Long.
00:04:24
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Big fan of y'all. Loving the content recently, I wanted to give you a personal fave. Y'all should watch and review the Devil Wears Prada. Absolute banger from Anne Hathaway and Meryl Streep.
00:04:35
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I really think Gerald will fuck with it.
00:04:40
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Interesting. Yeah. Good shit with what y'all doing and can't wait to see what you provide in the future. Thank you. Ron's a witness protection.
00:04:51
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It's not his real name. I'm sorry. You definitely gotta cut that. Why? why I don't think you could say that, can you? His name's Ron. Yeah. It's not his actual name. No one knows what his name is. Is Ron what?
00:05:03
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Rockstone? Rockstone, yeah. That's the funniest part of that email. It's like a kidney stone. I've never had one of those. Me either. I hope we don't get them, you know. Right. ah Shout out Ron. I emailed you back.
00:05:16
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Send you praise. have you ever ah Have you ever seen that movie? No, have you? No. I wonder why I think you'll like it. That's a good question.
00:05:27
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I don't personally care for Meryl Streep that much. Anne Hathaway can fucking get it, but I mean... Do buttons sound louder, or is it just me? I think they sound good.
00:05:38
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okay Okay. Have I seen any Meryl Streep movies besides Mamma Mia? I haven't seen Mamma Mia. You should probably keep it that way. I'm not and not even going to, you know, fucking lie to you.
00:05:53
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Okay. What is, yeah. What is what's Meryl Streep's filmography looking like? She's in the deer hunter. Who the fuck? Oh yeah. She's in deer hunter. Long ass movie. It's good movie though.
00:06:05
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It's yeah, it's fine. Oh, Julie and Julia. Duh. ah I saw her in that. Duh. She's in that. A lot. Many Snicket's a series of unfortunate events. Seen this movie? that the Jim Carrey one?
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Yeah. Oh, fuck. it's i dont block I don't remember anything about it. Yeah, me either. ah And she's in the Manchurian Candidate. I do remember her in that. She's kind of a piece in the Manchurian Candidate. won't lie to you.
00:06:37
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but She's in that movie Death Becomes Her. Scream Factory put that out on Fork. fork Robert Zemeckis film. Shout Robert Zemeckis if you're listening. You're not. ah But join join Ron and write into our podcast. Or leave us a voicemail.
00:06:55
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Or... and Leave a comment on Spotify or whatever you listen to. Whatever you you know do. so Besides that one lady that was like, they're figuring it out right now.
00:07:06
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ah you no shit It was like episode two. It's like episode fucking two. Fucking lady. Get off my dick. Also, do you still listen? Let us know. You probably don't. Like you're probably fucking, you know, right?
00:07:19
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Sick of this shit. Fucking sick of this shit. Fake ass fans. Fake ass movies. This movie shouldn't have existed, but it's fine. No, we'll get into it. Wait, what movie should... Mickey 17? Yeah, it's not that I don't think it should exist, but... should have been TV show.
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I'm just saying. If it was a TV i feel it would have been better. show is it an interesting thought. you know that's the entire thing I was thinking. I was like, wow.
00:07:42
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It's too fucking long. um We'll do some physical media pickups before we get into our review of Mickey 17. have i have have four How many you got? Four? Three?
00:07:55
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Two. Six? yeah got two? i got two that I can think of. Do you want to go? want me to go?
Recent Media Purchases
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I'll go first since it's, you know. Okay. Nothing crazy.
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You're going off the rip? Off a rip. ah Since I'm in the... More like off tip. hey do Since I'm in the process of moving, um haven't really been looking for many movies, ah but I finally got the 4K of The Substance.
00:08:23
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W. W. And something I've literally passed up on every time I've seen it until this point, the OG Wolfman 4K Steelbook.
00:08:34
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Yeah, cut to the last time we talked about that movie, and you were like, oh, I need to get that. i keep skipping it. I got it. Movie's pretty good. like that movie. It's, ah you know. Better than the remake.
00:08:46
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Better than the remake. listen our Better than both remakes. Yeah, better than the ah Mummy. all No, well not I was going to say all iterations of the Mummy, but Brendan Fraser Mummy's pretty fire.
00:08:59
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I've seen that one, and I've seen the OG one, because I have the 4K, still look at that. Fuck Tom Cruise version. I've never seen it, I just don't know. I don't think I hate Tom Cruise as much as most people hate him.
00:09:14
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I think it's like a meme to hate Tom Cruise. That I agree with.
00:09:21
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Oh, so those are your two? Okay. We're on. Sorry. I thought you wanted more. No. No. Don't want you what? What are you going to do me? You want me fucking stroke you? Yeah, I'm okay with that.
00:09:34
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Mark told me to watch this movie. Shut up, Mark. Fuck you, Mark. Fuck you, but thank you. I forget what it's called, but it's Samuel. it was made like, 2007. It's, like, Samuel Jackson, right?
00:09:47
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Yeah. And he, like, kind of kidnaps this woman because she's, like, a drug addict and shit. And he, like, chains her up. And he's, like, trying to, like... ah
00:10:02
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Get her to like not be a drug addict. That's interesting. That was his description. Well, luckily the fans have not had to hear Mark speak.
00:10:12
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When Mark speaks like Jesus Christ, like what are you saying? It was very complicated. I saw a con. What is it? Go go jam haunted asylum, which is a Korean film. So I had to, you know, read.
00:10:24
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Yeah, but you shouldn't complain about that. No, I wasn't. I wasn't complaining. But yeah when he's trying to talk to me and I'm trying to read and then look at also what's happening on the screen at the same time. Right.
00:10:36
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This is from Shout Factory Kids. I've never seen this before. That it has the kids on the side. But this is the Wallace and Gromit.
00:10:48
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ah There's... Four films. some of them are the short films. It's a grand day out, the wrong trousers, a close shave, a matter of loaf in death. Get it?
00:10:59
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ah Cracking contraptions. Those are the four that come with this. And it's shout kids. You don't see very many shout kids. Yeah. But i will shout at a kid if you fucking step out of line.
00:11:13
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Okay. Okay. I like Wallace and Gromit. I thought that the new film that came out this year was kind of mid. um But Curse the Were-Rabbits is great.
00:11:24
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That's classic. great Classic shit. ah Next, we got two steelbooks. One was a fucking deal and a half. And I still don't know why i got it for such a good price.
00:11:36
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I think it was on this podcast. We had the podcast by the time i got this. I probably talked about buying the Blu-ray edition of Total Recall. I found the 4K steelbook of it for a whopping $15. That's a nice looking one too.
00:11:52
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It's got all the discs. It has everything. It has a slip that I don't, it's in the drawer, but it's on the wall right now. um Have you seen Total Recall? I have, yeah. um Great movie. have 4K, actually.
00:12:04
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Not the steel, but normal 4K. Well, I found this and I was like, I need it. It was only $14. i I'm still like, there's no dents. um There's no issues with it.
00:12:14
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I don't know why it's $14, but thank you so much. Shout out bull moose again. Probably not like in high demand. I can never find it, but it's what it is. Um, my last one, uh, is a 4k steel book.
00:12:30
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This is, I guess we got a fucking left field. I think for you you a little bit, most likely, um, Lord the Rings, The Fellowship of the Ring. Fuck that movie. This is the... that's You gave it a three. That's aggressive. All right.
00:12:42
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Low-key, fuck that movie. Why fuck this movie? The movie's great. The movie was game-changing in the world of cinema. Game-changer. You know.
00:12:55
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I've already said this podcast that... The first one I like the most. It's a nice looking steal. you know don't Don't at me. Did you get that for under retail?
00:13:06
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I got this for $24. yeah under ro taste For a 4K2 with the J card, shout out Bull Moose. I'm pretty that's like new release, kind of. Like within um past two months, maybe.
00:13:17
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Well, I had no idea even came out. But I love the first one so much that I wanted this. And this has the extended edition, which I will not be watching. It's crazy. The extended cut.
00:13:27
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The extended cut. yeah If a doctor slips when he's giving you a circumcision, it's an extended cut. You do get an extended cut.
00:13:39
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So that's those are my my four. Good week at Bull Moose. The ah the Samuel L. Jackson movie. I looked it up. It's called Black Snake Moan. Black Snake. What?
00:13:50
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Moan. Like, OK, it's on Paramount Plus. I wish I had that. um don't even I got to get that, too. Honestly, I mean, I had it. Black Snake. Whoa, Justin Timberlake's in this.
00:14:02
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What the fuck is happening? 2006? Yeah. Oh, this looks interesting. ah We'll start going through the cast of the reviewed today, Mickey 17. It is directed by one Bong Joon-ho.
00:14:15
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ah Have you seen Parasite? You've seen Parasite? Yeah. ah Memories of Murder, they have a criteria on good film. um That's a fun detective. not i don't know about fun, but it's a detective thriller.
00:14:30
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Snowpiercer. Isn't that a TV show? I thought it was right, but it's like a movie turned TV show. I've also started this movie like four times and never made it through.
00:14:42
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To be fair. Hmm. Akja, I haven't seen. ah the host, I haven't seen. will that rest yeah The host really ah sparks my interest.
00:14:54
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Because it looks like a monster movie. Like a squid fucker. yeah not Someone's not fucking a squid, but there a squid. might be fucking a human? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. This does look interesting.
00:15:07
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It does say her birth was an accident, and so was her death. So maybe she gave birth to the squid. Fuck the squid, maybe. I don't A teenage girl is captured by a giant mutated squid-like creature. Hmm.
00:15:20
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It's got 3.8. Maybe they do fuck. Who knows?
00:15:25
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Um... Other way, Bong Joon-ho is, I think, most known for Parasite. Obviously. That makes the most sense. Won awards and shit, you know? Right. Uh... Criterion put it out. Shit, you know? It's gotta be something.
00:15:40
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I have it on Criterion. There you go. There you go. I just have a normal 4K. Why did get that on four k i don't know. It was fucking cheap. Fuck off. I feel like those are a lot of unprompted answers to questions I didn't ask, but I appreciate you sharing. I'm sorry.
00:15:58
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Robert Pattinson is the lead this movie. If you don't know who Robert Pattinson is, I mean, what are you doing? There couple people in this movie where if you don't know who they are, like what are you doing? Yeah, I mean, some people would say he's probably most known for Twilight.
00:16:13
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I have only seen the first one. I'll say, you know, he has evolved into,
00:16:22
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i don't know. I mean, the guy's Batman. What are we doing? he's yeah He's made it. You know, he's Batman. Cedric Diggory fucking. and the lighthouse the lighthouse name is In the lighthouse. In the lighthouse. ah Thomas Howard.
00:16:35
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That's his name in the lighthouse. He did movie. It's a 24 movie called good time. People really liked that movie. My hot take is I don't care for it that much. That's because people suck off a 24. Probably.
00:16:49
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um And that's like the extent of what I've seen him in, I would say. A great actor, though. I did really like him as Batman. i At first, I was like, huh? But I'm sold. he He had a couple line deliveries in this that just straight up sounded like Batman.
00:17:05
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little bit. Yeah. ah The next. Well, actually, I'm going to give him an honorary.
00:17:14
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Kids a piece. He is. Yeah. Next, we have ah Naomi Aki. Who I was not familiar with. ah She has been in... Huh? Star Wars... Rise of Skywalker.
00:17:27
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not no That's a big uh-oh. ah She's deep in the cast. She's she's Janna.
00:17:35
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Not Janice. No, not Janice. Janna. I don't know who that is either, because that movie's atrocious. Yeah, it is. And um honestly, it's a like, I mean...
00:17:49
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With all due respect, who that boy, who him is. That is little. I mean, I don't know. don't know you. It's in a movie called The Bisexual.
00:18:02
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Lit.
00:18:04
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um That movie blink twice that came out. don't, I heard that's pretty bad. Makes sense. The bisexual 180 minutes, three hours about a bisexual, like just fucking get it over with.
00:18:20
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No, I'm going to go with, he ain't fucking it. I think I said to say he ain't fucking it. I also don't like when um she British, whatever fuck she is.
00:18:34
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Yeah, she's British, I looked it I don't like when British people curse. She's an English actress. Yeah, I mean, I'm fine with it. You fuck!
00:18:45
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You know, I don't like it. It's a little... sir Yeah. Oi, oi, Shakisha, come here. I'm fucking done with you, bruv. I'm gonna fucking pull your weave out, bitch.
00:18:56
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You know?
00:19:00
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I'm just saying. you black ah
00:19:07
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I'm going to shove it right up your twat. well ah
00:19:20
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oh yeah Steven Yeun. I like Steven Yeun. A.K.A. in this movie, Timo. He was in Nope.
00:19:32
Speaker
Sorry to bother you. Wasn't he he the guy in Mayhem? Yeah, he was in Mayhem. He's the main dude in Mayhem. He's bangers. Yeah. Yeah. He's also in this movie.
00:19:43
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I don't know if I call Nope a banger, though. I don't think we're fucking him. He's fine. he He's good looking for an Asian guy. Yeah. That's not racist.
00:19:54
Speaker
Yeah. Oh, my disturbed package arrived. That's fun. Okay. Why is your package disturbed? but it's exactly You know why. It got clipped. ah We got Mark Ruffalo, who plays ah Kenneth Marshall,
00:20:09
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mean, the man has a very extensive filmography. He was obviously the Hulk recasted as the Hulk. He was in Poor Things. Great movie. He was in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Very good movie.
00:20:22
Speaker
He was in Zodiac. movies Zodiac is fine to me. I don't remember him in Collateral.
00:20:32
Speaker
He was in Dark Waters. Dark Waters is about how nonstick pants are slowly killing us, by the way. Oh, he's in a Now You See Me. he's he's very good He's very good in Dark Waters.
00:20:43
Speaker
He's also very good in Spotlight. Spotlight's a phenomenal movie. I'd recommend Spotlight to literally everybody. If you haven't seen it, check it out. but Very, very good. um Yeah, it's fucking Mark Ruffalo, guys. Like, what are we doing?
00:20:55
Speaker
Right. So I should watch Dark Waters? I would suggest watching Spotlight before you watch Dark Waters, but yeah. Okay.
00:21:03
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um We have Toni Collette who plays... I can't... i don't even remember her name anymore. But it's YLFA. Yilfa? I can't remember. She's a fucking Milfa. I'll be here all week. Yeah, she is.
00:21:16
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You hit the button. Uh-huh. Yeah, when they said it in the movie, i didn't find it like a weird name. but But... Now looking at it. Also, mark Mark said it with... Not Mark, like, fuck you, Mark. Like, Mark Ruffalo said it with like a twang.
00:21:33
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His character's just fucking off the rails, dude. Right. She's been in a lot of stuff. She's in Knives Out. She was in Hereditary. Check out that episode. Episode 10. Shout out Tyler. feel like that's probably her most well-known role. I think so.
00:21:47
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Yeah. Oscar Snub. The fuck? Oh, sorry. Juror number two. She's in Krampus. listen our episode on Krampus. ah she's um She was a voice actress in Box Trolls. Shout out to Box Trolls. Box Trolls deserves more love, dude.
00:22:02
Speaker
I love Box Trolls. It's a four and a half star movie. I said what said. Oh, shit. She is in Velvet Buzzsaw. Don't watch that. She's in what? Velvet Buzzsaw? Yeah, it's like this Jake Gyllenhaal movie. It's like about like a fucking he's like a like an art ah fucking curator. Yeah, that.
00:22:22
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Interesting. Fucking horrible. Yeah, it was like 2.4. it It was like one of those really hyped up movies that was like a Netflix exclusive streaming rights. It was fucking dog shit.
00:22:34
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But Toni Collette is a pretty iconic actor nonetheless. she I like her. She's really good.
00:22:43
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um And she's a piece. We have Anna Maria Vartamole, who plays Kai Katz. Talking about piece. She's a piece. She was in The Count of Monte Cristo. I didn't recognize her.
00:22:57
Speaker
Wow. She's French-Romanian. and The Count of Monte Cristo, by the way, my favorite movie this year so far. You getting it when it comes out on physical? comes out soon. ah Probably, yes.
00:23:07
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It's very good movie. Probably. Probably. Probably. I don't know anything else she's been besides that movie. That's a very good movie. Everything else is in another language, it looks like. Le Empire.
00:23:19
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Is ah Count of Monte Crisco in a different language? Count of Monte Crisco? It's not Crisco. Crisco? Crisco is like the fucking fat that you use. like shortening.
00:23:30
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Right. ah Yeah, that that movie, I believe, is in Italian. No, it might be French. I think it's French. Oh. It's French.
00:23:41
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I don't know why it said it. It's French. Oh, oui, oui. She's a piece. hundred percent 100%. And she's only one year younger than us. So we're good. Sick. Get this dick.
00:23:53
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the Who else do we want to shout out on this list? feel like no one. The kid they casted as young Mickey for that one scene did not look like Robert Pattinson as a young child. I'm sorry. No.
Introduction to Mickey 17
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Not even a little bit.
00:24:09
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No.
00:24:14
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You got Spike White. That's a real name. Spike White. i What a crazy to have. Spike White. Oh, Tim Key is the pigeon man. The guy that he keeps showing up to. What was the deal with the pigeon costume?
00:24:30
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I don't know. what was up with that was that what What was that about? yeah You don't even have pigeons on this planet. you a ship. Maybe he's like a care like a like you know like a courier pigeon.
00:24:42
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ah Essentially, this movie is about ah this character Mickey. Mickey Barnes. ah
00:24:52
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What is the Winter Soldier's name? Bucky Barnes. Bucky Barnes. relation, in case you were wondering. No. um And he signs up to go on this ship because Earth is a hot mess, which makes sense.
00:25:05
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Because, it you know, it is anyway. or yeah Earth's a hot mess. And he signs up to go on this ship, but everybody wants to go on the ship because they don't want to go off Earth. But he signs up to be Expendable, which kind of fast tracks him to the front of the line.
00:25:20
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And not like Expendable as in like Sylvester Stallone. I always, by the way, I saw that bull moose one through four, 4k steel book. I always think about Never do it. It's a lot of money. yeah It's just the one steel book that was gorgeous.
00:25:35
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Yeah. It's like every time I see it's like $70. seventy dollars I'm a sucker for, Oh, it was not 70 when I saw it. that's cool. I'm a sucker for like the glossy front. It is a nice glossy front. You you got a glossy front.
00:25:48
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I can. If you fucking rub me down have some fucking olive oil, diddy oil, diddy oil. Which you didn't make that joke. it too late now. i so Fuck, you're right. You wanted to make that joke too and we didn't make it.
00:26:00
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ah We think Ron is the guy that ratted out Diddy. We also think Ron is probably on the Epstein list. That's why he's using a secret identity. Yeah. ah Uh, so he wants to get up the planet because he's the only, the only, because he, it sucks. And he's, uh, has no family.
00:26:20
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He has no family. Yeah. He had a business and then it just didn't work out. Well, then he also, the thing with like macaroons, what the fuck you think you're doing? The thing with Steven Young's character, like they, with Teemo, they were going to sell macaroons. And I guess they took out like a business loan, um, loan sharks from some loan sharks and didn't pay it back. cause I guess the macaroon business didn't pop off.
00:26:41
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Wow, shocker. Fucking shocker there, dude. ah So he gets up on this ship. and chipp right And they're taking a voyage to... I believe it's Nilfhelm.
00:26:53
Speaker
yeah I'll be honest. I want a planet called Milfhelm. I'm trying to fucking... That'd be awesome. Milfhelm, Dilfhelm, Gylfhelm. For everybody. Whatever you want. You pick your planet.
00:27:04
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Gylfhelm's kind of crazy. I don't know. But people like it. yeah but <unk> know well It would be the elite... Go ahead. What Gylf do you know of? What Gylf... See, all right, so now we're at the point where it's like, what qualifies a gilf?
00:27:19
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At what age? What? So 70? What? 60? 65? When you're retired? Let's say 65. That's when you retire. Okay, yeah. you ah You a gilf, right?
00:27:29
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Yeah, for sure. My dad is turning 65, and I could technically already have a kid. He could be a grandfather, technically. Right. Right? um i don't, but fuck the fuck. So he'd be grandfathered, you'd like to fuck. Yeah.
00:27:41
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Well, and I mean, my dad is kind of a piece, but no. Dad is a piece. I'm not going to lie. He's kind of a piece. mean, also, I remember as a kid, we used to like pee in the same urinal. He had a big old dick.
00:27:52
Speaker
All right. Shout out, dad. Shout out, dad. Let me look up. Let me look up a certain actress's age before I can make any kind of comment on gilfs. Meryl Streep. Do you have one off the rep?
00:28:03
Speaker
Maybe Meryl Streep. We mentioned her. Try to think of like old porn stars, you know? 20, 25. twenty twenty
00:28:13
Speaker
Not yet. I was going to Tony Collette, but she's 53. Damn, she's still MILF. Yeah, still in the MILF category. I don't know about any gilfs. I think we also probably called Betty White a gilf at some point.
00:28:25
Speaker
I'd dick down Betty White, yeah. I don't think I would. Not anymore. Excuse my... hair What but the fuck? Skip! He just stepped on every key walking across my fucking keypad.
00:28:36
Speaker
Thanks, you piece of shit. Shout out Red Kitty. Shout out Red He doesn't have a name. Don't really care to take on a name either. you hit He hit Skip when you said you weren't going to fuck Betty White. So that works. Hey, thanks for the assist, bro.
00:28:48
Speaker
Fucking Russell Westbrook over here. Yeah. um I don't know about other gilfs. don't know any other old McGonagall. She can get it. RIP, but she can get it. We're just naming.
00:29:00
Speaker
See, that's the problem with gilfs. Once you're in gilf range, ain't got much longer to go. But I ain't really interested in dicking down a gilf. That's the problem. Right. I've never seen like a gilf pussy, but it can't be great.
00:29:13
Speaker
Yeah, I don't watch gilf porn or anything. Like wrinkly, like their faces. Who knows? I mean, that shit has to be saggy, right? God, if you weren't roast beef in your childhood, you are now. Do you think it's even like has it's probably like well done roast beef. It's like not even, you know what mean? Yeah, it's it's not tender anymore. That was a bomb. I get it.
00:29:33
Speaker
Where's the button? You got it. Here we are. You like cut it open and it's just like overdone. yeah What are you cutting open?
00:29:45
Speaker
Right. I mean, cutting open, like, you know, kind of going like this with your fingers and seeing what's inside. How did we get to gilfs? What were we talking about? Oh, yeah it ah it's kind of like Nilfheim.
00:29:58
Speaker
They're going to Nilfheim. Right. We wanted a gilfheim or a milfheim. Yeah. Does that also work for like bilf? Like brother, I'd like to fuck or does it? That's just like, is that a category you think?
00:30:09
Speaker
No, I don't think so. Not in porn because it's just like step stuff now. It's like all you see. Yeah, step is the big. Also, I've wanted to put this out for a minute, okay? But i just that kind of jogged my memory.
00:30:22
Speaker
Put what out? Like out on the internet? Like on the podcast? Yes. Okay, go. I hate going to watch porn right after a holiday because every video...
00:30:33
Speaker
is just of that holiday. It's just Santa Claus dicking down a reindeer or something. Right. Like I got, you know, got a big old dick for Christmas or uh, fucked, I fucked the leprechaun on things like, you know, on St. Patrick's day or trick or treat on my, on my feet.
00:30:51
Speaker
Right. Like I got fucked hanging from a tree during Arbor day. Like,
00:30:57
Speaker
What? What? Wait, what's Arbor Day? Hold on Arbor Day is like when you celebrate the trees. Oh, okay. Yeah. I got fucked hanging from a tree.
00:31:09
Speaker
What? I got cream-pied and used the American flag as a cum rag during 4th of July. I feel like you can't do that. That was a little disrespectful. Dude, go how about this for how about this? I just thought of this.
00:31:24
Speaker
For a a a porn video name on fourth of July. You ready? Yep. Red, white, and splooge. day A, that's pretty good. Somebody come suck me off right now.
00:31:35
Speaker
What are we doing? good good. I'm just saying, I hate it because every for the like the next week after that holiday, all the porn suggestions is like, you know. Sure. I'm really happy you shared that now. This is a good time to share it.
00:31:47
Speaker
It's just really pissing me off in my head. i i mean, I don't know if I've noticed that necessarily, but I do understand what you're saying. So do these people want to go to fucking Nilfhelm, wherever the fuck.
00:32:00
Speaker
And the planet is like, oh, it's like Hoth. Yeah, yeah it really it's literally Hoth. And there are these jawns on them that are creepers. They're called them creepers.
00:32:16
Speaker
yeah now Not priests. Yeah, not priests and or the green things from Minecraft. Correct. They look like giant pill bugs, like the roly polies. They do. You're right. like giant china They look like giant roly polies.
00:32:29
Speaker
I didn't mean to say giant. i don't know said look like giant-es, dude. Like giant-es, dude. Walking around labias and just- Just walking around labias-es. but Right. I mean, those things are probably sucked a shit out of a c clip. do They had those little John's. I do have those little John's that come out and they're right, but they don't eat people.
00:32:48
Speaker
They're they don't. They like people. ah So the thing with Mickey, though, is that because he's an expendable, when he dies, they just clone him again and make a new one. But this clone has all the memories of the previous installments of Mickey.
00:33:00
Speaker
Because they have like a like a hard drive with his memories. A literal like literal brick. Yeah, they every time he's reborn, they just kind of plug them in. plug it in see that was the perfect time to fucking it's true so follow of us on uh so they're like 3d printing him every time he dies with his organs impressive yeah it's technology's crazy this only happens like 10 years into the future or some shit right it's like 2030 something yeah it wasn't that far ahead um and basically the plot is kind of
00:33:35
Speaker
all over the place yeah and i think they're trying to hit on a lot thematically that it kind of spreads it out and i don't know if it works for me necessarily i feel like they should have just stuck with the um just show different ways that this man can die sure but like also like it like it's interesting like it was interesting that towards the end of the film they're like We can permanently delete It's like now like dying actually means something.
00:34:01
Speaker
Because he's died 18 times. Fuck does he care? But essentially he gets abandoned in this little ah ravine on the planet. I thought a fucking... Fuck are those things called? Wampas?
00:34:16
Speaker
What's a wampa? Is it a wampa? those The white thing that Luke hides inside? He kills and... Oh, yeah. I think that's what it is Why that remind you of it? He's just in an ice cave.
00:34:29
Speaker
So I was like, oh, I'm going to get attacked by a wampa.
00:34:33
Speaker
All right.
00:34:42
Speaker
I'm sorry. This movie is just not great. So it's hard. You don't like it. and I mean, I don't love it either. I think that my... So the idea that they delete him permanently, he can actually die, and there's actual consequence was interesting to me.
00:34:55
Speaker
Sure. ah But then you get into like all these weird side plots. I'll be honest. I don't really know why Robert Pattinson's character was so down bad for nausea.
00:35:08
Speaker
It's not even that good looking.
00:35:12
Speaker
I mean, there's that, but there's also like, I didn't like, I guess they had a connection. They thought like drawing this dick figures fucking was funny. It was kind of funny. I'm not going to But then they kind of just abandoned. Like they go away from that completely for like the middle act of movie.
00:35:28
Speaker
And the focus is like on these creepers and like Mark Ruffalo's character is the discourse online about Mark Ruffalo's character. I don't really get like, why do you think Mark Ruffalo butchered the acting job? You don't think he was coached and like directed to act that way. Right.
00:35:44
Speaker
That was all intentional. the The teeth, all of it was all intentional. People don't like him as an actor. I think he's pretty good. he I mean, he did his role good. You know, like he played the role.
00:35:56
Speaker
Do you...
00:36:00
Speaker
I guess I'll say it. Do you think he was kind of Trumpy? Do I think he was kind of Trumpy? um
00:36:10
Speaker
I guess... um but I don't know if it was Trump. it I mean, the movie definitely is probably trying to be political in some sense, would Was he was he Trumpy? And I can see in ways, like the way the way he acts, it sometimes it could be Trumpy, I suppose.
Critique of Mickey 17
00:36:30
Speaker
my My biggest issue I just didn't care. I just really did not care about anything going on in the film. And then like um once the so basically if you have multiples of the same person, because like Mickey, when he's in the thingy, when he's in the little ravine thing, he doesn't die. The creepers save him, but they think he died. So they print out another one.
00:36:50
Speaker
get Mickey 18. Mickey 18. And then he's like the he's like the bad boy, you know, all the girl love him. they Yeah. Fuck authority, you know?
00:37:01
Speaker
Also, there's that whole thing where there's like a a three-way with like her. That was fucking weird. Nasha, 17 and 18. Like imagine like fucking your girl with yourself.
00:37:13
Speaker
i mean I mean, what's better than one fucking one Robert Pattinson? How about fucking two of them? Yeah. Also, how do you think they did that scene? Do you think her hand was like on his cock or what?
00:37:25
Speaker
It looked like it. I mean, maybe he was wearing like boxers or something, but... I don't know. It was stroking that shit. It definitely looked that way. But then they move away from the focus of like Mickey being like just dying over and over again. Like kind of the value of like living an actual life of like.
00:37:45
Speaker
Which is kind of how the whole like movie was portrayed. Like that's what it was about. Right. And they focus it on these creepers and kind of like. ah They're imperializing this this planet, and they just these dumb humans are like, oh, they're obviously like vicious animals we want that are going to attack us when they have no intention of even like being violent or aggressive. It's just assumed they're aggressive.
00:38:11
Speaker
Right. And then Toni Collette, um her character, finds out that their tails are like... they taste good when blended up she like makes a sauce that's how cooked they are is like the measurement of success is like how good sauce is and that's why i was like i think intentionally supposed to be funny and uh i it was fine i didn't love it uh the cgi in this is pretty good i would say looks good but you think your theater wasn't very full
00:38:44
Speaker
No, I had like four people counting myself. She was packed. I also went at noon on us. I guess it was a Saturday. I went on a Friday night. It was lit in there.
00:38:57
Speaker
noon on a Saturday was dead. So this movie had a $200 million dollars budget and it's not going to make anywhere close to that. Also, it, uh, they put you back in auditorium 11, right? fuck out Yeah. Let's go. Regal auditorium 11. Hell yeah.
00:39:12
Speaker
It's the last time going to be in that theater, but right. It's fine. Maybe I'll see something before I go. I don't know.
00:39:21
Speaker
What's it at? What is Mickey 17 at for box office? Not good. Do you know that or you're saying words? i know i saw I saw a thing.
00:39:33
Speaker
It could have changed.
00:39:41
Speaker
hu um Yeah, box office misfire. Big budget Mickey17 stumbles with $24 million overseas, $53 million globally.
00:39:53
Speaker
On a budget of $200 million. That's what we call a yikes kebab Jerry. I mean, the production okay the production value definitely shows, like the budget, you know? oh it's a good-looking movie. No doubt it's a good-looking movie for sure. Yeah, it's shot well.
00:40:10
Speaker
um All the acting, honestly, is pretty good. Robert Pattinson, obviously, he steals a show you would hope he does. He's the lead actor, but...
00:40:21
Speaker
And have you ever watched a movie where like two people are playing the same character or like same actor, different character type shit? Have you ever heard of a little movie called Split?
00:40:34
Speaker
Yeah, but in Split, like ah agree James McAvoy is never on the like on the screen with himself. Oh, you mean like that? Yeah. um I'd have to think about that. Hmm.
00:40:48
Speaker
That new movie with ah Michael B. Jordan, Sinners. Also, Robert De Niro is doing a movie that's coming out that there's two them on the screen at once. Oh, I did see that trailer. I just don't care about the movie either, I don't think. but You're like 90, what the fuck?
00:41:02
Speaker
Yeah, but what i was going to say was, like, you couldn't you couldn't tell, like, that there was some, you know, obviously Robert Pattinson was acting, and then they cut it in, acting, cut it in.
00:41:13
Speaker
Like, they look like twins, you know? Like, that was done well. Right, i agree with that. I have to think that's a very interesting like there has to be a movie I've seen that has the same guy on screen twice.
00:41:26
Speaker
Oh, ah we just reviewed the monkey. Yeah, but in the monkey they don't have and Sal or the fuck his name is. Yeah, they didn't do they didn't have the budget. So like whenever they were in the same room together, you never saw the other guy's face.
00:41:39
Speaker
He was always like off screen cut like his cut at his face. You saw his hands and shit. That is an interesting point. Yeah, you're right. like In this movie, like they're literally like touching each other, fighting. like Obviously, you could CGI onto someone else's body, Robert Pattinson's face or whatever, but it literally looked great.
00:42:00
Speaker
It did. looked good. I agree with that. I just think that the story is all over and it tries to tackle a lot of different like thematic subject matter that doesn't work for me.
00:42:14
Speaker
It's like they were we're on the... We're talking about... like Remember this little business deal we had the beginning the movie that went south? that We're going to circle back to that right like when you're in like the heart of the creeper issue.
00:42:28
Speaker
and like we're just kind of It just kind of fell all over the place to me. it It felt very disorganized. Very disorganized. And what was going on i just didn't care about.
00:42:38
Speaker
That's the biggest thing. I just did not care. i just Yeah, didn't care. and like Again, there's parts where I like... um Like the dinner scene. I really liked the dinner scene when they poison him.
00:42:54
Speaker
That was good. mean, Robert Pattinson was great in that moment. like i I thought like he actually sounded like he was in pain. you know Those screams were intense. They were good. did a nice job with that. I agree with you.
00:43:10
Speaker
What? The movie's just bad. I'm sorry. the voice like And people are going to love this movie. And you know what? You're allowed to like this movie. I'm happy that you like it. um i won I want to like it.
00:43:23
Speaker
i was I mean, this is one of my most anticipated movies of this year, I would say. um It's in the top eight. i probably tell I would probably say that to be safe. And you know this is going to be fucking like talked about for some kind of Oscar or some shit.
00:43:38
Speaker
I think Robert Pattinson is deserving of it. Oh, yeah. and But typically, movies that get released in March now are not the Oscar bait. Like, Dune was released March last year and got like one Oscar.
00:43:54
Speaker
Yeah. So, I mean, who knows? I think he did a good job. I don't know if there's any like supporting actress, actor. Maybe Mark Ruffell will get supporting actor. Maybe.
00:44:05
Speaker
Maybe. depends on the rest of the year. He definitely played his part. For sure. and was He's committed to the bit. He is. Yeah. At the end of the day, I think it it just felt a little over the place. The comedy, I didn't find funny. I know you said you liked some of it, but I didn't enjoy.
00:44:23
Speaker
didn't make me laugh. A lot of it fell flat. Yeah. Very flat. But my crowd liked it. The crowd laughed at it. I would say my crowd laughed, but there was no one there.
00:44:37
Speaker
That's something that does happen. Crowds don't show up. It really is. I'm, it does bother me that I can't. There's a movie for sure that there is two people on screen at the same time. It's the same guy.
00:44:51
Speaker
Oh, I wanted to tell you when I was at bull moose, Give it to me. Remember, we were on the phone yesterday, and you heard that guy? He was like, oh, yeah. You know what the fuck was that about? Like, something like that. He was walking this.
00:45:03
Speaker
He was with some girl, and I don't know if maybe it was her first time going in a movie store. He was like, yeah I'm to wrap this up pretty quickly here. and just got to check on the Criterion section, which is like, that's fine to be you.
00:45:16
Speaker
Like, that's literally how we do things, but we don't say it out loud because that's fucking weird. That could be your internal monologue, but maybe don't be saying it out loud. Because then he's literally how you said it is probably how he said it.
00:45:28
Speaker
i I mean, you heard his voice over the phone. I think I'm ready to wrap things up. mind But let me go check the Criterion Collection real quick. that I need to get all the spine numbers.
00:45:40
Speaker
But we do that. We're no better. We just don't say that. Yeah, we don't say it. And that's good. And he found something on the bottom shelf. And he was just like, oh, yeah. We pulled it out. ah
00:45:55
Speaker
Pulled it out and was like, oh, yeah. I don't know. Oh, he boy. I got it. like would you be excited about? that i mean, I found the 7 4K, and I was like, oh, but like I didn't fucking go, oh, i yeah.
00:46:10
Speaker
What? You also said the theater, like, not the theater, but the store was packed. but Oh, I went on a Sunday. It was loaded. It's good. War of my heart. War of my heart. Physical media is not
Health Concerns and Advice
00:46:20
Speaker
dead.
00:46:20
Speaker
Yet. And I looked at 4K Thanksgiving Steelbook again and was like, I'm not going to buy it. I don't think physical media physical media will die. Maybe in person, but online it'll still be chugging.
00:46:33
Speaker
Oh, I did buy something else I didn't tell you about, but it's not here yet. I do want to share this story. I'm fucking shitting. Okay, go. you are you is it Is it still blood, by the way? Because you did tell me you were shitting blood.
00:46:44
Speaker
Dude, that one where I text you, I was like, I wish I could send you a picture of my shit right now. Yeah. You ever have like a like a mushy diarrhea to kind of where it's like soft serve? Yeah.
00:46:55
Speaker
Picture that, right? So it has like the greenish tint of diarrhea, but it's mostly all red blood. Like you can see like blood clots like in the shit. And ah I'm sorry, people.
00:47:07
Speaker
right. ah But that's wild. Bro, it literally I didn't eat anything spicy the night before. Right. But it literally was burning. I think something popped. You got to go get checked out. Yeah, get fingered or a colonoscopy. Maybe.
00:47:21
Speaker
colonoscopy don't want anything shoved up my ass yeah but you could have like colon cancer or some shit you know i mean like you to get that shit checked out early so that's what i that's why i don't google symptoms anymore because when i googled it i was like blood and stool and it was like hemorrhoids colon cancer like well not to make you nervous but like colon cancer is like a rising thing in young people now i did know that yeah you should get probed Maybe we'll do it for Patreon. We'll like take a video we'll we'll share the video of the camera in your ass on Patreon.
00:47:52
Speaker
That's rough. I don't know if they allow that. I was making a joke, but it's fine. um It's concerning for sure. I mean, for sure concerning. i would I am worried for you.
00:48:03
Speaker
i mean this is pat i think this is past being a hemorrhoid homie. This is like we're getting close to like being a prolapse patient. You know what mean? That's exactly. ah It literally like it felt like I ate a ghost pepper the night before. Like my asshole was just burning, dude. Yeah.
00:48:21
Speaker
Burning. I was holding on for dear life. That's how much it hurt. Like I'm good now. I shit yesterday and like there was no pain, no blood, but it's weird. It's like comes in intervals. that it's definite it That's definitely odd.
00:48:35
Speaker
That's definitely something I... But now I got to find a doctor up in New York. Mark Foster? Shout out. that your doctor? Or Mark Rubenstein. One of the two. Mark Ruben is your doctor? Rubenstein. Okay.
00:48:48
Speaker
You go to the dentist at least? Yeah, but they always find something wrong. Well, that's why I don't go anymore. Fucking bullshit, man. every It's a fucking racket over there. like I got to get an implant.
00:48:59
Speaker
I just don't want to. One, because it's like couple grand. And two, like they're going find something. you know i mean i Maybe it's my mentality, but always go in and going, they're going to find something.
00:49:11
Speaker
and Nine times out of ten? They do. Last time, the lady was like... um
00:49:19
Speaker
She said some shit, she's like, we will save your tooth. We will put cap on it. Yeah, she's not American. Oh, boy. Yeah. Yeah. the But she was. If you're listening, you're a piece.
00:49:30
Speaker
She was hot. You can get it. The last time I went to the dentist, they were like they like, yeah, your previous dentist like fucked up these two crowns. so We're going to have to redo them. I'm like, no, I'm good, dude. I'm good. Dude, I had a crown fall off at work.
00:49:43
Speaker
Crown falling off is terrible. Thankfully, when I worked at at my old job, i could walk to my dentist office. If it happened, I'd be fucked. Yeah. Yeah. dental Dental work is like, even if you have dental insurance, you're still going to be fucking charged up the ass.
00:50:00
Speaker
I mean, even if you have medical insurance, you're still going fucked up the ass. I know. i i paid $200 for blood work. I have insurance. Why am I paying $200 for blood work? What do need blood work for? Well, I'm fat, so they're always worried about dieting and shit.
00:50:13
Speaker
I gotta get my cholesterol. My cholesterol bites through the roof. I thought mine was, but no, I'm good. All my flavor came back fine. I had a Filet-O-Fish sandwich yesterday. It was fucking wild. Oh, yeah?
00:50:24
Speaker
Yeah. ah That's good. I don't know I'm sharing that. um what What do you think you're going rate this movie? Because I don't know i don't know if it's... I don't if it's bad, it's just boring. Yeah, exactly.
00:50:37
Speaker
um I've been going back and forth between two two ratings. Hit me with, now's time, make a decision.
00:50:49
Speaker
On the spot decision? mean, you knew we were going to be reviewing this movie today, so you had... I know, but I'm still not sure. um I'll give you mine then. No, because then I'm going to feed off you... You want to feed me?
00:51:01
Speaker
Yeah, I want to feed you. So I'm never going to watch this movie again. I can almost guarantee that. Feed me applesauce. So I'm going to give it I wish I could give quarter stars on Letterboxd because I would.
00:51:17
Speaker
give it half? I'm going to give it... No, it's not a straight half. I'm going to give it two stars.
00:51:26
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, I'm at two and a half. I don't... It's just fine. Yeah. Barbara Pattinson carries a lot of the weight and Mark Ruffalo. I think they he the the those two are the best parts of the movie. They do their job. Well, unfortunately, the plot for me, I just didn't really care about. And it was again, like I said, it was just all over the place. The movie is all over.
00:51:45
Speaker
Brad Pitt was like a producer or some shit. Did I see that right? I don't know. I didn't see that. But did you see the steel books coming out for it? That's also a skip and a half. It's just a yellow background with Mickey standing in the front.
00:51:58
Speaker
Yeah, not a very good-looking steelbook, so that's also going to be a skip for me, too. Skip! I think that's our review.
00:52:09
Speaker
You now know what's going on our world. I feel our we really bad for you guys, because this episode is going to be kind of a dookie. it It's going to be a bit of a snoozer. And the problem is, it's not a dookie to everybody. It's a dookie to us.
00:52:25
Speaker
to so us I was hoping you'd like it. was hoping you'd like it, but I knew you didn't. I was like, it was i'm I'm just fine on it. I could rewatch it and love it, but I think I'm just fine on it.
00:52:40
Speaker
There's just too much that they should have cut. Also, most credit the trailer, i don't give too much away in the trailer. They don't, but that got my expectations too high.
00:52:51
Speaker
We say don't show too much in the trailer, but this one showed what the movie is really not about. It was a little bit of a misdirection. I agree with that.
Closing Remarks
00:53:01
Speaker
ah You want to hit us with a... plug
00:53:06
Speaker
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00:53:36
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00:53:39
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Yeah. Shtick like that dude. Shtick like that dude got 11 views. Fucking bullshit, as the Iron Sheik would say. R.I.P. R.I.P. um Send us a voicemail, 508-8-5-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8- all that's going to be in the description let us know if you saw mickey seventeen do you hate it do you like it tell us why we're wrong again if you like the movie that's fine i'm really okay with that it just i'm happy for you it it was just a very nothing movie to me i don't think it it did much
00:54:13
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Uh, so the majority of the movies that I've seen that have come out this year have been pretty mid, you know, we're off to a slow start. Maybe you'll watch the King of Monte Crisco or whatever. That was intentionally said wrong.
00:54:25
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Uh, you do what you do need to watch, which I think you will like, uh, is the, uh, Neverland nightmare. Yeah. I got to watch that. When is it streaming? I don't know. It's a good movie. Uh, presence was good though. That's a positive. Oh yeah. Presence was good. We liked that. That's a good one.
00:54:42
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um Maybe when I watch Novocaine, hopefully I like Novocaine. Novocaine is, so I did see Novocaine. It was the AMC mystery movie. Uh-huh.
00:54:52
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I was kind of hyped that that was, I mean, actually I was disappointed when I walked in there because I was actually hoping for Mickey 17, but now I'm kind of happy I didn't. Yeah. So I have seen Novocaine. It is. It's a fucking good time, dude.
00:55:05
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It is a good time. That's all you want from a movie like that. You know, like Novocaine, nobody, something like that. You know, the action, the action's good. um I'm very excited talk about it with you. I think there was a couple of things ah that people are not going to see coming.
00:55:21
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Honestly, I need to go see the rule of Jenny Penn. I do need to see that. You're interested in that movie. I am. You're not really. It looks so nothing to me. not it doesn't look It looks like nothing.
00:55:36
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In my head, it was a... In my head, it was like a Let's see. What's it about? i can't even tell. i don't know what it's about. it looks like a psychological horror or something about a doll.
00:55:48
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don't fucking know, dude. Old people. I think they're in like a retirement home. i don't know what's going on. And you like fucking dolls. I do. ah Black Bag. Hopefully it's good. Black Bag is the week after next week, which next week we have The Prisoner of Azkaban.
00:56:03
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ah we continue our Harry Potter series year number three. We're here. um And we definitely got mad about Harry growing dumber and dumber with each passing film.
00:56:15
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um So that's next week. Thank you for the support on Sorcerer's Stone and the Chamber of Secrets. ah Those are great episodes. those That series is are the best thing we've ever recorded. Our best work. Yeah, it is. It's our best work.
00:56:30
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And then the week after that, we're doing a combo, John, a combo joint of a black bag and Nova cane. Again, we prerecorded the Harry Potter episodes. So whatever I say is next, probably isn't next at the end of prisoner of Azkaban. So listen to my voice right now, black bag and fucking listen. Good Nova cane.
00:56:47
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And we're like T minus four weeks out from like Minecraft screen boat. So there's that too. Um, God, April seconds can be lit. All right. Um,
00:56:59
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yeah Yeah, we will ah <unk> see you guys next week. Totals. Fuck you, Mark.