Transcript
Speaker: Ah, agent, good. You're already here. Listen, your security clearance just went up to shitstorm. You have been assigned to review the following tapes. We believe a group of individuals, Ivana Mendez, Nate Valentine, and Tucker Dally Johnston, under the supervision of their insidious general manager, Paul Emrich, have been documented working for a group known as the Triangle Agency.
Speaker: Haven't heard of it? Didn't think so. The Triangle Agency is an organization who hunts down and captures unusual anomalous beings that enter our world. Stay with me. These anomalies are manifested by powerful emotional thoughts. Stay with me! These rogue individuals have been documented with their own anomalies as well, and have even shown signs of superhuman abilities.
Speaker: Be warned. What you are about to hear is just a sampling of what drove our last agent mad. Real friends give each other their birth certificates. You're gonna, you're gonna destroy the podcast if I can't make puns.
Speaker: That's a lot of dead Stewbert's. You're a little businessman. Look at him, he's a little businessman! Like, to put a bunch of stuff in bags? I just stick this pill up my nose?
Speaker: My uncle was always saying, Oh, Stewbert, and your pranks one day, I'm gonna smite you, you know, cause I'm God. You know, you make it sound insane. Oh my god.
Speaker: Terrifying. Thank you, Agent, for your courage as you listen to 'Beat Our Quest', The Triangle Stories.
