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S2. E8 "B.B. Doesn't Stand For 'Bad Bunny'" w/ Diego Perez
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The real 'Undercover Boss' experience is having to explain your whole job to the CEO and him telling you how he used to do it. But that's what it's like when you have a guest player!
These are the 'Triangle Stories'.
This an improvised comedy actual play podcast using the 'Triangle Agency' system by Caleb Zane Huett & Sean Ireland. Music provided by 'Blood Boy', find them on Spotify.
- Nate Valentine as 'Felix Fuzzworth'
- Ivana Mendez as 'Barabelle'
- Tucker Dally Johnston as 'Stewbert Bertmire'
- Diego Perez as 'B.B. 'The Balloon Boy''.
- Paul Emrich as 'The General Manager'
Email us at BeatOurQuest@Gmail.com or find us on most social media @BeatOurQuest.
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Transcript
Introduction to Beat Our Quest
00:00:00
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This is Beat Our Quest, an improvised comedy role-playing podcast using the triangle agency system. And just remember, if you're ever confused, so are we, all the time.
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And yet, this episode is live for your critique right now.
Recap of Previous Episode: Peyton Manning and the Kaiju Spider
00:00:17
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Last episode was a very interesting one. is our I say that every fucking time. Maybe... It was just a normal episode as our characters explore.
00:00:23
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Average at best. I do a retake every time. It doesn't fucking matter. You guys explored, met some people. Peyton Manning got seduced, and you also did something about Dawson's Creek. But the episode ended as you guys start to lose control of your voices. Reality was shifting. Letters changed. And you saw a tremendous kaiju-like spider made up of letters and Scrabble tiles cascading across the sky. But right now, we're going flash to a different location.
Double B's Sushi Adventure and Media Frenzy
00:00:48
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As we see ah Double B trying to leave one of the most prestigious and fancy sushi restaurants, and he's got his entourage or kind of blocking the paparazzi. Paparazzi are taking photos. a BB, BB, look over here, BB. Thank you, thank you everyone. ah I am done with photos for it today, but you are free to buy pre-made photos of myself on my website.
00:01:15
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They're only $30 a month, down to $15 if you pay for the subscription. But my triple stretch... Why can you to kiss my baby? You know what, that baby's really ugly. um So and it costs a lot of money. And, you know... my ear My triple limo's here, so I'm going to just hop in and go. I'm very full for all the sushi I ate.
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Double B makes his way into his limo. While he is there, his manager is sitting in the car. His manager will be played by
The Balloon Hoax Fame of Double B
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Tucker. Tucker, it's not just his manager, um but ah the parent of B.B.,
00:01:50
Speaker
uh bb diego do you want to say who bb is just for some context yeah so uh b double b or bb is balloon boy from the since the tv sensation in the early 2000s where they thought a little boy was trapped in a balloon that was cruising across the united states and the whole time he was actually just in the attic and his parents decided to stage a whole media circus on the fact that he was trapped in this balloon And the Associated Press caught wind of it, and it got national news coverage. oh my good I'm furious that it's not Bad Bunny. for a bit about
00:02:31
Speaker
How dare you? We are not going to explain why he is now enormously famous or rich. Great. I mean, what needs explaining? It makes perfect sense. And I just need to clarify, you said parent? Parent, yes. Okay, because it also sounded like you might have said
Parental Pressure on Double B
00:02:50
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parent. might have said parent. That's why too. Oh, no, he did say parent manager. Oh, man, dad, mom, I'm really confused.
00:03:01
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All this fame, been 20 years and I can't keep up with it anymore. Some lady put their baby right in my face and like I really wanted to to kiss it, but that's not what Double B would do. I'm lost.
00:03:14
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BB BB BB be the beat to be b listen to me okay that's me that's me take take a moment take a sip of your juice box we put some champagne in there for you don't worry son you know me so good dad mom yes i do now here's what i want you to do your're going to keep doing what double b does um because otherwise We're going to put you back in the attic, buddy. We're going to put you right back in that fucking attic unless those royalty checks keep coming in. So if that ugly baby needs to be yes called ugly, you call it ugly.
00:04:01
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So I have to clear 50 mil a year every year? Every year. Oh, God, is it only 50 mil? We've got to account for inflation. We'll call it a round, round it out to like 75. You've left a very round number for 75? The lights go off. ah You realize you're being pulled over by a police officer.
Limo Encounter with the Police
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You're not entirely sure what that is.
00:04:21
Speaker
Oh, God, are we being pulled over? Do they not know who's in this triple stretch limo? I guess they don't. All Gunther, pull over the limo and let the police come in and we'll deal with this and we'll have to bribe them and then double bill, you have to make even more money. You do that, you knock on the window, he talks to the guy, the front, and then he makes his way eventually to the back and the lower limo window comes up, down.
00:04:47
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ah Sir, this license, the the sir, the license plate on this limo just has a bunch of question marks on it. i You can't be driving around the city with that. What the shit does that have to do with me, balloon boy?
00:04:59
Speaker
oh oh my god, ah sir. This is such a great opportunity. So after I say that very rude thing, ah the tip of the tongue ability activates, and I open my mind to the thoughts of someone nearby. Maybe the cop that I just insulted?
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the The cop has a balloon boy tattoo on his chest. He's fighting this tremendous urge inside of him to ask you to sign it. And, uh, but he's, like, willing to probably, but like, he's he's's really tempted to ask you. Uh, I can't, um, my god, sir, this is this is a weird opportunity, but I can't have you driving around the city like that. God, I love you, balloon boy. I wish i could marry you.
00:05:41
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Is that what you put in his brain? think that's what's in his brain it comes out of my mouth. Oh, is that what that the thing does? ah Yeah, on a success, you say what the target wishes they were saying right now. So wait, so say that again. What did you say? God, I love you, balloon boy. I wish you would. be God, I love you, balloon boy. I wish we could get married in a balloon.
00:06:05
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I think I have something i have to tell my wife. And then it goes off to his car. And you realize ah something weird supernatural has happened. You you what is something that you would maybe open up that you would have on your person?
Agency Introduction and Cityscape Challenges
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Maybe Carmex chapstick. Yeah.
00:06:24
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I how hard going make this game for me. You reach into your pocket, and as you you apply some Carbex chapstick, you look down. Gosh, my lips are chapped. And you start reading it for the first time, and you see an address um that says, ah you've been recruited with a time and a location.
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Tucker Dally Johnston as Stuart Stuart Burtmeier. Pete Valentine as Felix Fuzzworth. Ana María Méndez Pavón as Barabel.
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You guys are all sitting in the office, or the the secretary's office, because you are hurt you guys have clearly been freaked out by the tremendous spider that is now walking slowly through the city. It seems almost invisible to everyone as walks around. You see its legs stamping out across buildings. It's hard to see the damage that it's doing.
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um But the three of you are sitting there waiting for a response from the manager. ah are we Have we lost any letters at this point? is it You are back to normal. Thank God. I just didn't understand why this company doesn't have an exterminator. Like, it's just like common sense. ah Yeah, i'm I'm not really sure that there's ah an exterminator large enough to get rid of, you know, a giant space eldritch spider in the sky there, Bear Bell, but, you know.
00:07:46
Speaker
That's your problem? that You just think so small. well Well, I sort of thought on a on a less cosmological sense, but, you know, that's my own failing. And you think about it, in this situation, we're kind of the exterminators, Barabel. Like, you're one of the exterminators to to take care of the spider. Well, I've always been an exterminator in a way. Wait, was so funny. Wait, what?
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so funny
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Oh my God. You don't get it. the The secretary opens the door and goes, hi, um the boss got some unfortunate news, but um if you would please come in and ah he'd like to speak with you all. Okay. All right.
Agency Evaluation and Job Security Concerns
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Are you prepared? to are you trying to prepare something mean that you're about to say to me, Barabel? I can see it in your eyes. that's I just, I didn't know you like you enjoyed gardening.
00:08:38
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I do. I i have i like I do spend like a little bit of time on my weekends and I can tell I'm going to get you some gloves for next time, though, because you can see that you were working with dirt under your nails. I don't know why I invite this. I could have just said no. And then you probably would have moved. on OK, thank you. Please move in. You see the manager is sweating it out. He's got these huge aquariums that have been set up where the windows used to be now, and there's just fish swimming around. All right, guys, I know I've got some bad news for you all. I'm sure you know what's going on, right? i
00:09:11
Speaker
Yeah. Well, why don't you tell us? But I mean, so we're we're all on the same page, but you should go first. Big spiders. Sky, sky. i Oh, yeah, the spider is a big problem. You guys will be going to take care of that, too.
00:09:23
Speaker
But here's the thing. Because of our division's recent failings, he stares at all of you. and My boss is sending an executive to evaluate our work.
00:09:34
Speaker
He's going to see if there's any fat that we might be able to trim. He's apparently sort of famous where you guys are from. He's he's in the room right now. He gestures. There's a whole other side closet that has you guys have never noticed before. and He goes, um I want to let you know I... ah His role is CEO. ah He's the the new CEO of our division. i am not handling it well. ah So, but just just be on your best behavior in front of him.
00:09:58
Speaker
He doesn't really know what we Does that mean he's taking over your job, boss? No, it just means I respond to him and have to do well or I risk my job and I could be paperweighted. He's a CEO, but he doesn't know what's going on here?
00:10:14
Speaker
Hey, hey, welcome to the real world. Ah, that's fair. He's going to open up the door and there is Double B. Oh, these aquariums are insane. What's the most expensive fish in here? but We have a ah endangered ah porcupine fish. it It actually grows its spikes inwards if it's scared and it pierces its own organs. So awesome. so I love that. Can we get that out there and cook it up and so I can eat it, please? Oh, my God. Yes. Yes. Perfect. Perfect. All right, while I wrap with the new team. You got it. um I have been and encouraged to have you guys do some icebreakers so that he's familiar with the work you've done. um If you would all please tell him about, you know, a moment when you've really succeeded with your time here working for the agency.
00:10:59
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um And as he says that, you see strings come in through the window. And the four of you were expected to introduce yourselves. have lost use of the three letters J, Q, and X. J, Q, and X. All
Library Mission: Genre Hunt under Spider Curse
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three? All three?
00:11:16
Speaker
Yep, those three. they They're the least common letters you're going to run into. Uh-huh. You're going to take QA of damage any time you use one of these letters. Or the J, Q, and S? Great.
00:11:27
Speaker
X. X. As in Xerox. Yeah. So please, introduce yourselves. Hold on there. Where's my notepad? Yeah. You, notepad guy. ah What's your name? Oh, hey there.
00:11:44
Speaker
My name's... You call me Balloon Boy. My real name's Falcon, but you can call me Balloon Boy. All right. Is that what you would prefer that I call you? it Depends on how I feel in the moment. But yeah, let's go with Double B right now. So dumb me call me BB.
00:11:56
Speaker
BB. All right. um My name's Stubert. It's nice to meet you. I'm the intern here. So I guess ah whatever you need.
00:12:08
Speaker
I'm your guy. Love it, Stuber. Love the energy. How much do we pay you? You know, I have been wondering that for quite some... No.
00:12:23
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um You feel this white string pull from your chest. You will no longer be punished for that letter. So what is what does that mean with a QA of damage? You can lose what you can take one QA and take ah you take one QA of harm.
00:12:39
Speaker
um So you can lose one QA in one of your stats. I'll lose the subtlety, I guess, because that was super not subtle. All right. Looks like the intern's stroking out a little bit. We'll find out what he makes later. It's probably too much anyways. You, Gal. Hi.
00:12:55
Speaker
My name is Barabel. I'm a big, big fan. I'm actually really good friends with your older brother, Ryo. Uh-oh. Wow, we had a huge falling out. I hate that guy, but yeah.
00:13:11
Speaker
Well, he has some nice things to say about you, actually. No way. You could be surprised about that. why i enjoy the beach.
00:13:24
Speaker
A martini. um And with that, Jay has been pulled out as well. So Q and Jay, so that means X is the only one that's off the menu for you three.
00:13:36
Speaker
All right, sick. Well, nice nice to meet you, sir. What's your name? um Well, you you're BB, and you could call me FF. It doesn't roll off the tongue the same way.
00:13:48
Speaker
But FF or Fuzworth or the company's youngest associate, sir. no I'm actually the house leader of this crew. um I'm seven. Wow, you look way older than that. That's awesome. in in in human years In human years, I'm about 29. What the hell does that mean, human years?
00:14:10
Speaker
Oh, it's a whole it's a whole long story, but it's so great to meet you and be working under you. Nice to meet you too, Double F. I love the double names. so Yeah, me too. Double F, Double B, we're going to big friends. The other two, also pretty cool. think too. I like them. yeah With that, you see a list of locations unfurl on a map in front of you. I'm going to read those out now. Holy shit, did anybody else see that map move? Hmm? That happens all the time here, sir. You'll get used to it. Oh, yeah. That's cool as shit. Just to also pull back, ah Diego, you're the CEO, um just like everyone else.
00:14:44
Speaker
What are ah your things that you get rewarded for doing and what are the things you get punished for doing during the mission? Oh. So I am rewarded anytime I make someone do what I want.
00:14:57
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Anytime I enjoy one of the fire things in life, which is why I was trying to eat that fish. And ah anytime I make a necessary sacrifice, which I kind of like that because I feel like what a CEO thinks is a necessary sacrifice is probably like booting the intern that makes no money, you know?
00:15:15
Speaker
you like the You're like the, what is the, like, bizarro stubert. Like, fully the opposite set of motivations. Oh, and i ah I take a demerit any time I'm sorry, yeah, I receive a demerit every time I take an order. yeah So I can't let anybody tell me what to do.
00:15:37
Speaker
It's the opposite of me. Yeah. Truly. Also, Balloon Boy's real name is Falcon. Did you know that? His name is Falcon Heen. Did you know his older brother is called Ryo? it really? didn't Google it yet because I couldn't remember if that was real or if this story was something Diego made up and I was too embarrassed admit it. I wish. Ryo. Falcon's the youngest out of the three brothers. Falcon, Ryo, and Suplex.
00:16:04
Speaker
Is that real? No, but that would be a great third brother, right? Yeah. No, it's not Suplex, but there's a third brother. Hold up. Bradford. Oh my God, is he middle child? No, Fountain is the youngest. Ryle is the middle child. Ivana has like a, I don't even know what, some sort of custom wiki where she's just like looking up all these.
00:16:28
Speaker
2000s publicity stunt facts. No, middle children specifically. When you see this map unfurl, you also see written out on these little blinking lights are a series of potential commendations that can be won during this mission.
00:16:42
Speaker
Are you guys ready for your bonus commendations? Not ever. Wait. No. Yes. Yes. One of them is successfully start a trend for two commendations.
00:16:54
Speaker
One, for one commendation is have somebody change their watch, the time on their watch, not change their physical watch. ah For one commendation, scare a flock of birds.
00:17:08
Speaker
And for five commendations, we still have the secret milkshake recipe is still meant to be found. Specifically from ah Johnny Idaho? or I think the original name was Donnie Indiana. I kind of like Johnny Idaho, so whatever. you know Reality's malleable. Same guy. It's the same guy. And there are no ah demerits to be made other than the ones that you can cause yourselves this mission.
00:17:32
Speaker
Oh, wow. I already did. Well, the letters are going to really start to hurt, I think. And there might be an opportunity where I say you can take demerits instead of QAs. Is that the rest of the game?
00:17:43
Speaker
Well, you're through the, once you got through the icebreaker session, all of those letters have returned. X is back to normal. Sick. I'm going to list off some locations, and I want you guys to choose where you want to go.
Debate: Next Mission - Library or Supermarket?
00:17:53
Speaker
Xerox land. Nice. Just get it. Get it out now. No, the X is gone. That whole letter missing thing is gone. There's no longer a part of Yeah, that's why we're trying to axe all about it. Yeah.
00:18:03
Speaker
There's the bank. There's the abandoned circus tent. well The computer store. The supermarket where the Aurora Bagros was. The estates where you tried to capture Frosty the Scarf Man. And the local library. Those are six identified locations.
00:18:22
Speaker
I have some reading I could pick up. I do like libraries. If head to the library. I like having to try to be quiet. Have we been to the library before? No.
00:18:33
Speaker
I don't think. No. No, not ever. Sir, did you say that you don't like trying to be quiet? I don't know if they can make you do anything there, sir. You're the CEO. That's true. You could change the library rules. Yeah. Everybody be screaming all the time, you know. Stuber, was it? That's a great observation. Thank you, sir. I've literally never let a librarian tell me what to do. Or we could make all of them be quiet except you. I love that. I will. I have yet to meet a librarian I can't beat up.
00:19:01
Speaker
I do think library rules apply to everyone, even CEOs. But, but you know, whatever you whatever you need to do, sir. Let's go check it out. You guys ever been in a triple limo? Because I don't have mine anymore. I'm hoping you guys have one. i mean no we usually get around on a tractor, actually. no i could just order us like a triple limo Luber if you like. No, you guys arrange transpo. I'm going to see you about that fish.
00:19:31
Speaker
See where that went. I'm hungry. um ah You see this the ah the secretary has been assigned to go to it. She's got a scuba suit on and she's trying to like swim in the background to get the fish out of the aquarium.
00:19:44
Speaker
You make your way to the library. The most unsettling thing is you're driving around and you see this huge spider basically standing across the city is the fact that as you approach the library and you see its leg, its leg just sort of translucently appears to drive itself into the library, but not dealing any damage.
00:20:01
Speaker
So the spider is existing and pulling out information or something inside of the building and you stand outside. it Holy shit. You guys see that spider sucking out books with its leg?
00:20:15
Speaker
Uh, yeah. Yeah, we sure do, boss. I believe that's what we're here to sort of deal with. Oh, Okay. Exactly. were the exterminators.
00:20:27
Speaker
All right. Since I'm kind of tagging mine in on this, why don't you guys lead the way and I'll, you know, just observe and write down what you guys do and whether I like it or not. And, you know, we'll pay you, I guess. He's so studious. Oh, my God.
00:20:42
Speaker
ah Sure. We usually let Felix ah ah come up with all the planning because he's the he's the associate yeah here. in the Felix, take it away. Give us your big idea.
00:20:52
Speaker
All right. Well, what's, uh, what's headed in the library? Let's see, see if what we can find it. Holy shit. This guy's a genius. I fucking love him. I told you. That's yeah. I'm, I'm angling for that next promotion, sir. So, you know, keep, keep that in mind when my performance review comes up.
00:21:11
Speaker
Um, but yeah, let's head in. Now you're kind of groveling back a little bit, but let's go inside. The moment you cross the threshold of the library, you feel this uncomfortable experience as words start to really
Library Chaos and Communication Challenges
00:21:27
Speaker
lose their meaning. As you see the words that it's been pulling out are dictionaries and thesauruses. The pages, the letters, the words are being pulled out.
00:21:36
Speaker
As long as you are inside of this library from here on out, it's opposite day. So words take the odds.
00:21:49
Speaker
In order to maintain the integrity of this library, you're going have to prove that there are still other versions of books. So now between the four of you, you need to figure out. Wait. there are You need to decide on the eight genres of books you're going to locate inside of this library.
00:22:09
Speaker
I completely know what's going on right now. Okay, great. You guys have to communicate together. No. in pain, too. You need to pick eight genres of books between the between the four of you.
00:22:24
Speaker
Just come up with it. Right now. and But we do we have to do it without, like, with the opposite of it? Okay. No, no, it doesn't have to be the opposite of the genre. But while you're communicating with one another, everything's going to need to be communicated in opposite from here forward. this moment.
00:22:39
Speaker
Okay. Ugh, you guys, I'm so ugly. Uh... ah Do you guys not see that poster of the cat that says fall off?
00:22:54
Speaker
That's crazy. I don't find those posters offensive at all. I think they're very funny.
00:23:00
Speaker
it demotivates me to my core. Well, a it would be a travesty if we were to go in and ask the librarian what's been going on around here.
00:23:15
Speaker
Right, guys? No. yeah i do have i have one logistical question. I'm sorry. Are we responding as if... We have to respond as if it's... up like in the negative, in the opposite. You are, I mean, there's no way for me to like punish you in this one. This is purely like yeah shit show chaos. And I'm enjoying the struggle. yeah You make your way to the librarian desk. Oh, can't find anything. I need to find the books. Derek, I don't get you there kids. I'll give you a dollar. Goodbye. but What? No, no, don't leave. Please.
00:23:54
Speaker
I need your help. We, I need you to find eight books and they need to be of different
Resolution of Library's Letter Curse
00:24:00
Speaker
genres. Can you do that for me? We're pretty, we're pretty incompetent. Wow. you an i oh Awesome.
00:24:06
Speaker
but You're awesome. like we Definitely want to get to know you better. I like you lady. You seem to know what's going on, ma'am. Can you tell your friends? I need you to come up with eight genres of books and then have the names of those books. Okay. We definitely cannot help him.
00:24:23
Speaker
Oh, Christ. God, I'm so glad we found a place for our senior citizens. say um Well, I can't really help, but I can read at a very high adult level of English.
00:24:41
Speaker
this is So i don't think that we will be of service, sir. Okay, i'm I'm just gonna go sit in sadness then. Goodbye.
00:24:54
Speaker
So after we don't find these books, we don't want to come back here, right? ah I'm certain Yardoo, don't think.
00:25:09
Speaker
We should definitely not discuss the eight genres we should identify. Right.
00:25:19
Speaker
No. Wrong. Wrong. in I think that's a horrible idea. So let's not each think of two genres.
00:25:33
Speaker
So the two genres that I don't want to are mystery murder and Western, because those are the worst, and I don't want to see them.
00:25:48
Speaker
I definitely haven't been thinking about ah platonic science fiction or...
00:26:00
Speaker
ah Nope, that's all of them. Well, I might know a thing or two about heartbreak.
00:26:12
Speaker
Double F, you're loud as hell. I guess I wouldn't, I i would hate to read some self-hate books and some, so you know, strict fiction. Okay, fine. Two more, you guys.
00:26:31
Speaker
You know, boring ass books and, maps. and maps I'll give you maps. I'm going to let Paul decipher what the hell the opposite of maps is in a library. One more. When I continue to live on for the rest of my forever life, I will definitely not have a false account of my false events that I...
00:27:08
Speaker
tides i I think you got a nosebleed while working your way through that sentence. But I'll say you came up with eight genres of books. And just like that, the the spider leg begins to dissolve. The letters that were being pulled out of the building flood backwards. The books are flown back onto the shelves. The old man is like, hu ah, amazing. You kids did it. How did you do that? What did you do?
00:27:34
Speaker
Is it still opposite? No, you're free. the whole cur the The curse of this room is gone. Oh, wait, so kids wasn't opposite? That's so nice. ah Well, we came together as ah as a team, and we talked about maps, I think.
00:27:49
Speaker
Just library stuff. Just library stuff. One young adult is down there. Have fun. let's get out here. This guy smells. He smells like old. I really dislike him. Plugging your way along. Do you want to go to another location now that you have a sense of what you're in for today? Yeah. Crap.
00:28:08
Speaker
Yeah. Let's go to this ah to the grocery store. Back to the supermarket? Wait, before I leave, I want to tell Stubart, Stubart, find out self-help books I might need, but don't offend me.
00:28:18
Speaker
Go. Yes, sir, on it. Here we go. I will absolutely do that right now. That you might need, but won't offend you. Okay. ah Here's one I found, sir. It's called The Idiot's Guide to Idiots. Amazing.
00:28:33
Speaker
It lets yeah and lets you communicate with those plebeians below you, you know? You Stuart, the fact that you can think of double negatives like that, you might be more than intern material. I love it. Oh, thank you, sir. Thank you. I really appreciate that. big Coming from you. Coming from you. Big boss.
00:28:51
Speaker
And then here's a... No, no, no, Stuart. I only read one book. Oh, yep. You got it, sir. Moving on. Yeah. You walk your way to the supermarket. That walk doesn't make any fucking sense. It's a giant monster.
00:29:03
Speaker
You get to the supermarket. You hooter? Scooter! Scooter? You single scooter. Razor scooter. Razor scooter your way back to the supermarket. But as you get close, you see um the similar scene that you saw a long time ago. You saw a bunch of cars being pressed into one another. You see some rather horrific stains on the sidewalk, and you see those black ah sheets that you put they put up to cover dead bodies.
00:29:31
Speaker
You look out, and you see the same officer that you saw just a few weeks ago. And he recognizes it. And he looks to Felix. He goes, oh! Magician! Magician, what are you doing here? That's right. um Oh, just back to do some grocery shopping. What's going on?
00:29:49
Speaker
Everything all right? It's the same kind of horrible thing that happened a couple weeks ago. It's like ah we must have some kind of a serial killer or something like that. i really can't let you in through this area. but We've got tons of bodies. The whole building is a mess. We think there's something violent happening inside of here. The owner went in to go check, and he hasn't come out. i Look, I love your stuff. I don't care where you pull a rabbit out of, but I can't let you in this area, sir.
00:30:10
Speaker
Well, I'm looking over my ability. Yeah, yeah he exactly. I gotta tab over. Hold on one second here. Sir, excuse me. um What time is that?
00:30:23
Speaker
It's early in the afternoon. I'd say almost two. It's two? i'm sorry, but my phone says that it's three. i think you missed daylight savings. Well, it's it's digital. I can't reset it. does it all on its own.
00:30:38
Speaker
Like your oven? I could go home and change my oven, but I can't do it right now. Ma'am, ma'am, this is a crime scene, and I'm grateful that you care about cooking. Sir, sir, sir, but is it a crime scene if the crime has already happened? That's a great point. Thank you. i it is it a How could it be a crime scene before the thing happened?
00:31:02
Speaker
Precognition? Well... Technically, it's only a crime scene while it happens. um ah Ma'am, I respect your request. Now it's just a scene. You're causing a scene, ma'am.
00:31:15
Speaker
Are you telling I'm causing scene? I lean over to Stuber and say, Stuber, ask him one more time if we can go through. See what he says. Oh, sure. You got there, boss. ah Officer, just wanted to know, hey can we get through there?
00:31:30
Speaker
I can't let you through, sir. you Why are you asking again? Say again. So that is my ability, and I roll, and on a success, I get to say what he meant to say. So, like, I replace his sentence with the sentence of my choosing. What the fuck? Okay. Yeah. Okay, so ah Diego, as a reminder, you're going to roll 64. You are rolling presence, which you do have as one of your... I rearranged some of your stats. You have some protections. were you Were you protected when you re-rolled my stats? Well, I i reused it again, and I've been told if you watch it, it's fine. Yikes. All right, should i roll? do you want me to roll?
00:32:09
Speaker
Yes. Okay. I got three threes. Trisendence! Whoa! Trisendence is like the critical hit in Triangle Agency. um You can add any number of threes to this roll.
00:32:23
Speaker
Oh. Or you can earn three commendations for this mission. The other thing is you can earn back QAs, but you haven't spent any yet. So you can add any number of threes to this roll or earn three bonus commendations and be ahead of everyone else. I'll do, oh I was going ask if commendations, is it a group thing? Nope, those are just for you. and they They're used to score who is the MVP of the mission and be the bestest boy or girl. Oh, me for sure. I'm going to do that. I want three commendations.
00:32:48
Speaker
Great. So on your sheet, I'm going to make that note, but you are currently have three commendations for mission. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, What does he say, Diego? ah you I think what you meant to say was, come on in, friends, and take the money out of my wallet as you walk in. Okay.
00:33:06
Speaker
i These words fall out of my mouth. goes, come on in, friends, and take the money out of my wallet as you come in. Oh, if you insist, sir, absolutely. Thank you. Mighty generous of you. Perfect. And then I lean over to bar Barbarella. Is that what it is? ah Barabelle. Barabelle. Like Annabelle, but with a bar. Oh, sick. Okay.
00:33:30
Speaker
Barabelle. Yeah. That shit was like Dune. You ever see that shit? It's like how they talk. what Never mind. just get let's getdding Let's go. Let's go. I'm really concerned about his oven.
00:33:43
Speaker
With that, you make your way in and you see a bunch of those walls. Sorry, not walls. You see a bunch of the aisles of the supermarket have begun to press themselves together closer and closer. It's starting to become almost a violent experience they're starting to compact closer. And then you also look to the ground and you see four of those little tiny baglets that The little tiny monster bags that had attacked you guys the last time from the Aurora Bagros. As the doors to the supermarket close, you watch as one of them comes swinging down and grabs one of you.
00:34:16
Speaker
I'm going to roll a D4. You guys, I've never seen a grocery store for skinny people. One of them drops down and wraps its head ah wraps its ah whole body around Stubart's head. Holy shit, is that normal? it's always For us. Just another day for us, boss. Hey, real quick, ah you missed me.
00:34:36
Speaker
And I'm going to roll missed, but also because of last session, i get to unleash. Oh, no. No, no, no.
00:34:48
Speaker
I get... i don't get unleash. But I do get to use a six-sided die that gets added to my roll. So... a bam I got two threes.
00:35:05
Speaker
and how much chaos do you make? That's a great question. The six sided die makes a different interval of chaos. does Oh, should I have told you how much chaos you make, Paul, with mine? ah You would assume. Triscendence makes zero chaos. I knew it. That's why I rolled it. yeah May we all be that confident. That's what gets you the CEO, baby. So Myst worked on a success. You were always somewhere else nearby, perhaps. For each additional three, another willing nearby target may be moved with you to the new location. I'm going to take the boss with me.
00:35:44
Speaker
I'll take BB with me further away from the bag creature. So you are in this grocery store. You can pull your way to any what I would describe as any location. And I'll let you make that decision after I tell you what your challenge is inside of this grocery store. The minute you make a step inside, you become aware um that you need to find ah an item that starts with every single vowel.
00:36:13
Speaker
So A, E, I, O, and U. in the supermarket, each one of you, while you're going to be being attacked. So I'll let you pick what what area in the supermarket you appear the two of you appear in, and then I'll let you guys scatter about.
00:36:27
Speaker
But I also won't let you discuss where you're trying to go. You're going to have to, like, use your mind, mental skills. i can't You can't be like, you're going here, you're going here. So are we just saying, like, one, two, three, name a grocery aisle? Oh, well, Tucker is pulling you two to that one. Oh, yeah, we're going to a we're going we're going straight to produce.
00:36:45
Speaker
That's all of us? Sorry. No, just me and Abbas. So there's a whoop the air um fills in in their space and they reappear a little distance away. You maybe hear them ah pop in back into space. Holy shit, is this normal? Barabel, what are you doing?
00:37:06
Speaker
I'm going to the beauty aisle. Okay. And then ah Felix, where are you going? I'm going follow her. I really think that we should be, I think we should be trying to figure out what we're doing here, how we can stop the spider. What are what are we doing in this aisle? Oh my goodness. You also need to remove your nail polish. I'm going to let you guys each grab one object. I'm going to count to three. You're going to say what object you grab, and we're going to have eliminated one of the five objects, or potentially one of the five vowels.
00:37:32
Speaker
Possibly more. Oh, I hate it. You guys ready? Ready. yeah ah So think of where think of where you are in your aisle. i have something for this. Okay. One, two, three. Charred. Apple. Acetone. and So you said, as he said, apple, to acetone, aspirin, and Diego, what did you say? Charred.
00:37:53
Speaker
but Well, except for you're looking for vowels. It has to stand. It has to It's an, it's an embo chard. You got rid of ah one of the letters, but one of you is now going to be attacked.
00:38:07
Speaker
And that's going to be... Felix, as you're you're running around in the aspirin... It's FF now, but sorry, go on. FF? That's true. see this bag kind of gnawing, ah and it pulls onto your face and starts pulling you in ah towards, like ah like, an aisle that begins to tip over and crush you. This again?
00:38:32
Speaker
on. This again. Where's my... if you If you want to do anything that you think could stop the bag, it'll prevent you from taking damage. um I really don't have anything that's going to stop it, so I might just... ah Do you want help? Yeah, yeah, yeah of course I do.
00:38:48
Speaker
Excellent. I take out my lighter, and I set the bag on fire. The bag that's wrapped around my head, just so I'm clear? it's plastic it'll meltd You're fine. to To my face? Okay. That's your solution. The bag goes away and you take one ah point of harm. You can lose a QA anywhere you would like. Sure, I'll do that. Let me take a quick look. I will lose some, of I guess, professionalism because that's what I have. Diego, I've been wanting to set something on fire since three episodes ago.
00:39:19
Speaker
Burning urge. We're going to do the same thing. Countdown from three. You're going to name an object that you found somewhere where you are. Wait, wait are we still in the same with place? okay okay If you want to go to a new location, you can, but you might get attacked. ah great Oh, crap. Oh, fuck.
00:39:34
Speaker
Ready? Yeah. yeah Trying to get... You're missing E, I, O, and U. Come on, you guys. Brain meld. You could finish it right now. wait, wait. Hang on. We're not including why in this? Sometimes. Sometimes. No. i I made this as easy as possible for you guys. You have eight locations. I'm trying to kill you. Ready?
00:39:54
Speaker
Three, two, One. Iceberg lettuce. Eraser. Ovals. Okay, so I had erasers, iceberg lettuce. What was that, Tucker? might have just said the word ovals.
00:40:06
Speaker
Yeah, that's gonna just not be the only thing that works. And I said ugly fruit. Okay, I'm gonna give you those three, but I'm only gonna have Tucker get attacked. Wait, so we get one for every letter we choose. We don't have to match them. We just get those eliminated.
00:40:22
Speaker
No. No. Yo, you've you've limited all but one. I'm just not giving you O because ovals is just not going to fly. Tucker, you don't see any bags. yeah And there's like a a moment. And then all of a sudden you hear a rumbling and you see a tide of M's.
00:40:37
Speaker
Little M's that look like spiders skittering down this leg and roaring towards you like a tidal wave. And they just smash into you. Holy shit, that's not normal. Yeah.
00:40:51
Speaker
ah Tucker are you gonna do anything you're gonna take ah several points of harm oh yeah sure i they're coming at me I'm trying to
00:41:07
Speaker
I Mean I'm gonna have to you yeah, I'm gonna roll unbound gonna roll unbound I basically am going to become intangible if Do I add the... I'm adding the 6. I'm adding the D6 as well. Goddammit, that makes him so happy to just add more chaos.
00:41:29
Speaker
I got two threes there. I'm going to spend one of my QAs. Oh, in subtlety to ah ah make it so that I don't generate any chaos. With that, you have now I'm going to have you count down to under three, and each one of you has to at least come up with one thing that starts with O. One, two, three. orange Oranges. Vote me all.
00:41:50
Speaker
off God, Tucker. just Hey, that started with an O. That was an O grunt. I do not handle crazy. You got to think of like the little pictures we had in kindergarten, which each of the letters had a picture around the entire room.
00:42:06
Speaker
And clearly the O letter was something that you could find the groceries for. Oval team. Is that what you were trying to go for? Oval team. I just said ovals. i could have been. I don't know. um They wouldn't have off-brand bug spray.
00:42:22
Speaker
Wait, I just realized I tried to make a diss about the pictures, but then I remembered that my alphabet was in Spanish in kindergarten, so it wasn't oranges. It was a bear. Also. would yeah For all those Spanish speakers out there. that's life I can't sassy and it didn't work. Was it orange what you guys had? ah yeah Was it an orange? Or or ostrich, maybe. would be um But i think orange probably a lot. one Great.
00:42:50
Speaker
Cool. What's the next location you'd like to visit? i mean, I'm inclined to go to the circus tent for no reason. Second. Only good things happen at the circus. Yeah.
00:43:04
Speaker
Oh, you were not here last week, boss. We not have a good time at that circus. Let's go back to that horrible, awful place where I got swallowed and then we murdered a teddy bear. Okay, here we go. But I'm also open to go to the bank. It sounds like a great place where there is money.
00:43:21
Speaker
Circus it is. Circus! You all know where the old abandoned circus ground is outside of town. Scooter! And it stands out because, for one, there's a giant spider leg standing into it.
00:43:34
Speaker
But also, that was the last place that you guys had a fairly traumatic experience as you lost a lot of memories and had them come rushing back. And then even a loved one got pulled into your world, and this was the last place you saw Meredith.
00:43:49
Speaker
ah It was also the place where Stubert lost knowledge of his siblings. um So not traumatic, but something terrible did happen there. ah As you pull up to the fairgrounds, you, Barabel, are aware of the energies that exist there. Yay! I'll lean over. Yo, Barabel.
00:44:10
Speaker
is this Is this normal? but What? The leg um and the tent? Just like us us coming to this? No, that wasn't there before. coming to the circus? So the leg wasn't part of the circus?
00:44:21
Speaker
No, the leg wasn't there before. There was actually like this giant bear and there was a little boy. and then the little boy abandoned by his parents. And then the bear was like, oh ah and then the little boy was like, and And then the bear would, I'll eat you. know And then the bear, the boy, the boy didn't want to be eaten. And then we kind of saved it. And then we killed the bear. But I kind liked the bear. How did you guys get tickets to Cirque du Soleil? I thought it was only on presale.
00:44:49
Speaker
That's crazy. Well, the previous CEO, you know, he was good at getting us in things. I'm sure you'll be really good at it too. But, you know, we we had to be here to to stop the anomaly. Thanks, Double F. I love your gumption. Barabel, great summary. Stubert. Yeah.
00:45:05
Speaker
Alright, let's keep going. Oh my gosh, I feel the same way. Thank you. Okay, back in the spooky freaking circus day. As the minute you cross the threshold of the circus ground, you knew this was going to happen, all of you lose the ability to use plural words.
Circus Grounds Adventure and Plural Word Challenge
00:45:23
Speaker
You can no longer use plurals. And I will be on the lookout. ah You are... Are... r approaching the tent and you feel that there is something that you need to find inside of to the tent all right i'm gonna split up i'm i'm gonna split up with stubert and
00:45:52
Speaker
that's that i don't need to split up i will go with company i'm gonna split up with barabelle
00:46:05
Speaker
we're This episode is not meant to be listened to while driving or operating heavy machinery. I mean, like I can barely listen to regular podcast and not hit the rewind 15 seconds button 100 times. This is going to be a nightmare. You guys are now going to each have to find a unique item that you would find find inside of a circus tent. Inside of the physical tent, not at the circus. Something that you would get inside of the tent.
00:46:30
Speaker
And I'm going to have you guys announce it at the same time. So think about it. All right. One, two, three. Clown blood. Juggling ball. Cotton candy stick.
00:46:41
Speaker
So I heard clown, cotton candy stick, juggling blood. Clown blood. Nate, what did you say? funnel cake Okay, good. None of those were plural, so none of you fell for any kind of a mistake. Well, and is blood not plural? I kind of was thinking, I think blood might be plural, actually.
00:47:01
Speaker
Well, it's singular and plural, technically. Like salmon. A drop of blood. A drop of blood. Clown blood is plural. Did it come from one clown many clowns? It's not multiple clowns' worth of blood. It's one clown's worth of blood. One clown's worth of blood. You know that classic measurement?
00:47:22
Speaker
i'll take I need one clown blood. I'll take the ding. I'll take the ding. No, wait. Okay. I'm going to let it slide. No, not no, no, no. No, you're right. Penalize me. And people can get in our discord and correct me. And you feel the pain. Um, our CEO, you're going to take one QA of damage. That means I'm going to remove one stat point in one of your things. that This isn't normal.
00:47:43
Speaker
That also means that was unsuccessful. And you guys need to come up with another one that is entirely unique from the floor that you guys came up with again. Ready? Three, two, one. Diving board. pre Elephant tusk.
00:47:58
Speaker
It's a temporary tattoo.
00:48:07
Speaker
my God. Not only was that a good like three seconds afterwards. that That's where my brain's at. but it's Definitely not.
00:48:18
Speaker
We lost Ivana. No! Let him justify what is the tattoo of me. Tell me what this is. Yeah. yeah Flesh out this world and make it so you don't know have to do a the third round. um I couldn't think of anything better. That's my justification. Nice.
00:48:37
Speaker
No, what's on the tattoo? What? Oh, tell us about the tattoo. What's... Oh, well, it would be like, um, what is the, it's like a, like Barnum bros, you know, like the the guy with the, like, come here. Barnum and Bailey. Well, this is out of character. You can't, you can't. singular.
00:48:54
Speaker
Yeah. Barnum brother. I will say that was successful, but I will have you take a QAM damage um because you used a blur. The circus breaks apart um and the the leg vanishes.
00:49:05
Speaker
The curse is undone. A plurality. Uh, The CEO thing is easy. You're doing a great job there, boss. You are, sir. Yeah, doing a really great job. Thanks, Duber. Thanks, Double F. I feel something not normal.
00:49:20
Speaker
I'm going to grab the, I'm assuming dirt or sand from the ground and connect to it and then stand up and release it. Think of an X-Men that has done this, but none of them have, so it's just me doing it.
00:49:36
Speaker
Holy original. And I'm going to activate my zero sum If a mission concludes with anomalies elimination, you can visit the place that it was destroyed to absorb the lingering resonance. When you spend time on your reality, in addition to any other effects you may choose a previously eliminated... Okay, sure. What do i get?
00:50:00
Speaker
Increase your maximum quality assurances in any combination of qualities by three. Perform any combination of practice or be known if you have... I don't understand what this means.
00:50:11
Speaker
That's your ability. That's your like leveling up anomaly powers. You know how like Tucker would ask us a question or you could practice your powers. You could do that three times. You could practice something, ask a question and practice it It lets you level up your superpowers rather than. Okay.
00:50:24
Speaker
Is this something that maybe we can take care of after rather than now? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I did it. But I did it. X-Men. um Yeah, you do. You absorb. You see little tufts of the teddy bear, the cotton, pulling out of the ground and whipping around into the air. And it sort of becomes this uniformity of teddy bear that like hugs you from behind. But rather than coming off as a violent threat, your body absorbs it. Don't touch me. I did not give you consent. You head towards a shop that used to be called the sharper image, but as you walk closer, the word shimmers away and you see the duller image. I'm going to discord each one of you a specific object.
00:51:08
Speaker
that you might be able to find in a sharper image. Okay. You guys are going to have to describe it to the other players and so that they get it. Here's the challenge.
00:51:19
Speaker
You guys lose the ability to use multi-syllabic words. So you guys are going to communicate with these technical devices. Have you ever played... I'm sorry. Have you ever played... um What's it called? Poetry for Neanderthals? That's exactly what I was thinking of when I came up with this. I'm extremely good at this. I'm i'm going to write a check and hope I can cash it. Oh god. I love this. Oh no. Oh what the fuck?
00:51:53
Speaker
You couldn't have written, like, I don't know, keyboard? Nate, none of these are good. None of these are fun. So let me describe what happens. You guys walk your way in. You immediately realize, oh, this is an object
Duller Image Store: Single-Syllable Task
00:52:06
Speaker
I'm looking for. This is what I need to release the space. And you see a clerk standing at the front desk who's going to be basically portrayed by the other three players simultaneously.
00:52:17
Speaker
So from this point forward, you're stuck using single syllable words. Mm-hmm. to try to kind explain to the other three players what item at the dullest image you're looking for. okay Nate, do you want to start, or do you want to watch them struggle and then swoop in and show how hot you I want to swoop in and show how hot I am, yeah, for sure. okay Who's feeling confident?
00:52:39
Speaker
Oh, I know I can do it. I got it. So we show up to the dull pick. Alright. cool Need... ah so what and what What can I do to help you? What can I bring you? Plain hard bag. Plain hard bag.
00:52:56
Speaker
Plain hard bag pack. Plain hard bag pack. Have. Hardcover carry-on luggage. You mean like a suitcase? Is there a parachute?
00:53:07
Speaker
You can confirm words. can be like, boom, boom. I can bring you a suitcase, sir? Okay. here's Here's our regular leather suitcase. Is that what you're looking for? Plain hard bag.
00:53:18
Speaker
Weight. Have. North, south, east, west. No lost. Plain hard bag. Have. GPS tracking. Weight. Weight.
00:53:36
Speaker
Sir, this is very unusual. Are you okay? Do you need me to call for help? Compass! Old North, South, East, West. Ivana got it. Oh, i got oh compass. Yes.
00:53:48
Speaker
Sun make go. Solar. Solar powered. Hold on, what is this? A solar-powered hard-covered suitcase with a compass in it? Yeah, there it is. that actually it? He got enough of it. He got enough of it. Diego had the hardest one by far. Wait, I was like, I thought mine was hard. That's tough. Suitcase with compass and solar charger. Jesus. Oh, my God.
00:54:19
Speaker
God. Tapped into my lizard brain right there.
00:54:24
Speaker
claps Thanks. All right, Nate, go. I thought Nate was going last. just swooping um i need tool to i need tool to rub back rubb down has all right ah many modes.
00:54:42
Speaker
I can use plural. Many though. Oh, many. I can't use many. Fuck. mini um ah nate Nate, you're losing a QA. I'll take it. Just keep going. um Has mode.
00:54:56
Speaker
Has two mode. Has three mode. um Has ten plus two mode. Back massager. 12 mode massage chair hour not chair but tool i hold and press to rub oh like hitachi massage not a back scratcher but uh uh faragon with 10 plus 2 speed what oh fuck that's in the word i'm sorry i meant to say 12 speed faragon
00:55:31
Speaker
Great, great. tucker Tucker got it out. What is it? 12-speed massage gun? 12-speed personal massager. Hey, you only took two points of damage there. Ivana or Tucker, who wants to go? Yeah, I can do it. Hi. Hello.
00:55:47
Speaker
hi I need noise. i need make noise siren in scale in scale okay oh oh like a musical cd e f g a nice keyboard music oh can we can we respond and oh we we can only talk everyone can only talk in one small no you guys can talk you guys are all the clerks you regular clerk regular okay Do you need an instrument? Yes. Oh, okay.
00:56:22
Speaker
ah what What kind? With scale. Black and white. Piano? Like a fish? It's got to be piano, right?
00:56:32
Speaker
Electric piano? A fish. Yes. With the scales. No plug. Grand piano. grandpi no Baby grand piano. Baby piano.
00:56:45
Speaker
No plug can take with me. melodica. A portable piano. MIDI controller? Plug. Keytar.
00:56:57
Speaker
Is it plug or no plug? Plug in the knot wall. Solar powered keyboard. With compass. yeah Solar powered melodica accordion 12 you got so one of you got one of the words right Ivana got the word right no what did I say I don't know I don't know she said keyboard okay I'm sorry I thought I had keyboard Solar powered keyboard.
00:57:29
Speaker
Foldable keyboard that doesn't require electricity. But plugs into something. No, no. Plugs. No, wrong. It does. Battery? keyboard Battery power? Does charge.
00:57:42
Speaker
Battery power. Oh, battery powered keyboard? Battery powered keyboard. Are you going to give that? Get that last word, in Tucker. I want watch you squirm. Ah, man. Portable electric power. Portable battery powered keyboard. Ah.
00:57:58
Speaker
ah used not in meat space. Not in my meat space? Vegan. Vegan!
00:58:08
Speaker
Not in meats. Not in meats space. Meat space. M-E-A-T. Meat. Solo... Solo...
00:58:20
Speaker
power battery powered solo keyboard in, ah um, Oh boy. how you described this battery powered keyboard salad.
00:58:35
Speaker
We've really got to start regulating who comes into the store.
Weakening of the Spider's Control Over the City
00:58:39
Speaker
I think we're allowed to discriminate. Oh, no. ah I'll let you give up for one point of harm. No, and no. we We'll cut it down in editing. You're going to sound so smart.
00:59:01
Speaker
Keyboard, plug it plugs in. It's not in meat space, whatever the shit that means. Not in meat space. Meat space. Like like ham meat? like not meat Not in not real life. vegetable?
00:59:15
Speaker
Fake. it's it Virtual? Oh, so close. Battery powered synthetic keyboard, synthesizer. So close. Me so close?
00:59:27
Speaker
Synthesizer. You so close. Synthesizer keyboard. I so close. Battery power double synth keyboard. Meet. Not in meet space. Virtual keyboard. So close.
00:59:40
Speaker
More word. Digital. Ah, digital! Yeah! Yeah! Digital! Battery power digital keyboard. That was mean. Guys, don't talk about meet space. I talk about, you know, I'm thinking about meet space and non-meat space.
00:59:57
Speaker
All right. Here it Barabelle, last in line. Mine is easy. three d light show time wrist belt. Three light show. What was that second word? harid d light show time wrist belt.
01:00:14
Speaker
3D light show time wrist belt. 3D light show time wrist belt. So it's definitely a watch. Okay, bring it back.
01:00:25
Speaker
Three words. Okay. First word. 3D. No guesses. Keep going. Three dimensional. Two word or word two.
01:00:39
Speaker
Laser. Yes. Laser. So 3D laser belt. No, bracelet. 3D. Laser printer. 3D laser printer.
01:00:50
Speaker
Not print, but time. Oh, is it a laser clock? Laser watch. Yes. Laser clock. No. Yes. Projecting laser clock. First word. three d Three dimensional laser clock.
01:01:10
Speaker
Last two words, right. Laser clock clock. Laser clock. Oh, he's the guy from Fiddler on the Roof. Articulating laser clock. First word, yeah other word for 3D. Other word for 3D.
01:01:25
Speaker
Real. but Something. so meat project Projector projection. For us. For what? For us. Four syllables. Ah. Okay.
01:01:40
Speaker
The first word is four syllables? A four syllable word, laser clock? ah um Quick, Gemini, do the work for me. um Four syllable, laser clock.
01:01:54
Speaker
ah Four syllable, laser clock? Not full. Disney Splash Mountain laser clock. ah Knock on trunk of tree.
01:02:10
Speaker
no sound. It's... Hollow. Yes? Hollow claw. First part of first word. Hollow point?
01:02:22
Speaker
Line X, line Y cross. Uh, uh, uh... Graph. Graph. Yes. 3D.
01:02:33
Speaker
3 graph laser clock. Holographic. It's a holographic. Holographic laser clock. X and Y cross, you got holographic. Oh, holo. No, graph.
01:02:45
Speaker
No, graph. 3D. Holographic. That was brutal. Holographic. You hear a tremendous roar let out from the creature as a fourth of its legs disappears. It begins to stutter and stammer and struggle its way across the city. You all look up and you see the creature begin to hatch a single egg and fall out from beneath it. Holy shit, that's kind of normal.
01:03:17
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Whoa. We've got guest stars? Who are we, CSI? Probably. But don't worry, we all know who the real star of this episode is, and Diego Perez will be back for part two.
01:03:32
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Thank you so much for listening to this episode. I'm pretty sure if you listen to one more, you get a free sandwich. You just, you know, don't pay for the sandwich that you, uh, steal from whatever place you're getting the sandwich from.
01:03:44
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BDarQuest does not condone thievery. Just real quick, I wanted to thank Sean Ireland and Caleb Zane Hewitt for making this incredible game. I wanted to thank Blood Boy for that incredible intro-outro music that you hear every time. And I wanted to thank our GM, Paul Emrich, who continues to torture himself by thinking that he can make us see sense in whatever he's created.
01:04:09
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What a guy. Just letting you all know, we're going to be at Gen Con this year. Come say hi and let us know if you've been listening. And if you liked what you heard, please leave us a review on wherever you heard this podcast. Let us know. How tall do you think we sound?
01:04:24
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Okay. I love you. Bye.