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Godzilla vs King Ghidorah (Commentary Track)
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Welcome to the very first ever Chatsunami watch along! In this episode, Satsunami is joined by lifelong friend Craigy C to discuss the cult classic Godzilla vs King Ghidorah! Why is there time travel? Who thought more monsters were a good idea? And what is even going on?!
Grab your snacks and enjoy this track alongside your viewing of the film Godzilla vs King Ghidorah! Alternatively, listen to the footage as is and watch as Satsunami slowly loses his mind!
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Introduction: Special Watch-Along Episode Begins
00:00:00
Speaker
Hello everybody and welcome to another episode of Chatsunami. My name's Chatsunami and today we are going to be watching the film Godzilla vs King Ghidorah. So if you want to listen along as you watch this film, get ready to play this episode in 3, 2, 1. Hello everybody and welcome to a very special watch-a-long for Chatsunami.
00:00:23
Speaker
I'm Satsanami, and joining me today is the person who has gotten me into this mess. It's none other than the one and only Craigie C. Oh hello, it's me, it's me, it's Craigie C. We've already started the film by the way, so if you're watching along with us, you better catch up. I would have been surprised, but it's 30 seconds in.
00:00:46
Speaker
Yeah, I am. In case you're here clucking, I am just making sure we are recording. I don't want... We start the film with a little bit, so it's 20... 24 AD. 20... 24 AD. Oh god. Oh god.
00:01:04
Speaker
Oh God, I feel old. I've done nearly like 2100 kids in the chat. 2100's are the best. Take it in. Exactly. Okay, so. I can hear my own laughter. There we go. There we go. Okay, we're in the.
From Serious to Cheesy: Evolution of Godzilla Films
00:01:26
Speaker
what looks like the world in five years um we've got a dragon we've got i think all the kaiju fans are probably going to be raging at me that's um i think that's uh king king king
00:01:54
Speaker
the CGI oh by the way we are watching the dubbed version yes did I have to watch the you know yeah this is the 30th Godzilla film so yeah you probably should actually have to go back and watch um are you actually serious are you just joshan no that's a bit i'll go back to anything you need to do 1992 AD
00:02:21
Speaker
That was a you-your-bone. It was indeed, yeah. Thanks for making me feel good. And a Godzilla. It's very quickly just preface some of this because so I watched like all the Godzilla films and see like the first one it's super serious and what's happening right now is when in 1992 there's a spaceship coming in so there's like there's like a point in time where they went you know what they're serious stuff nah
00:02:50
Speaker
I was getting aliens, time travels, and this film was like the epitome of all the cheese. That's kind of why I wanted to watch it with you.
Dubbed vs. Subbed: Which is Better?
00:02:59
Speaker
I'm glad you're sharing this experience with me. You a fool? Oh no. That's the worst kind of a fool. I am now.
00:03:17
Speaker
Do people like just walk in front of the windows with their shirts off? I mean, mate, if you looked like this guy you would look at him. To the gills. Fair, okay, okay. I'd retract my statement. What was it made of? You seemed to have already poured his orange juice. You didn't like pour it. It was already poured from the glass that was full. What was it made?
00:03:40
Speaker
I want to say though, we specifically are asked to watch the dub version of this because I think it makes it better. So the actual sub version of this film is very good and I would recommend it. Yeah, where did he put it on? Anyway. I'm in the newspaper when you're not watching. Every 1992 newspaper had to look a sash of orange. In a glass. You'll just look at your cereal next. Oh yeah.
00:04:12
Speaker
Good for you. Well, good for you.
00:04:22
Speaker
the museum piece people like that just to go in and say I've seen a dinosaur! I don't know if he works at this museum or if he's just like he's protesting, I'm not sure. Of course well I haven't seen this film before and I can't remember a thing about the start of it. You'll see why later. Well okay.
Reboots and Time Travel: A Godzilla Tradition
00:04:40
Speaker
The back half's a lot more memorable than the front half. I wish I could read Japanese to see if that's
00:04:50
Speaker
I don't know if this is a protest or a celebration. I do love letting dub things where he's done all the things where he's like, you can be Japanese, right? Yeah, there's no like... Oh yeah, that was bad. Yeah, he was protesting the fact he'd seen everyone like that. Or maybe he is doing so good a job, they've taken them away for a medal. Take them away for a motion.
00:05:17
Speaker
I'll take his word for that. My geography is not so good. It's like I can name like the local councils, but after that I'm kind of... Anything outside the Chatsunami studio. It's all a blur for me. Danny's dying and that's probably as far as I go. We've probably should be listening to this. This guy's an old war hero.
00:05:47
Speaker
This is a really weird thing that they do in these films because they almost have to try and dart round the fact that, you know, they had to bump. They were the whole attitude but they were in the axis to kind of always dart round that fact. But like, when does Godzilla stop being a metaphor for the atom bomb when they keep popping up? Because again if you're one with more than one thought, it's gonna be a big deal.
00:06:21
Speaker
See ya. Sorry, change of gods. It's basically they found the same that it's protestant. This is a different guy, but he's also seen a dinosaur. I'm sorry for putting you...
00:06:41
Speaker
Jesus Christ. Anyway. There's a beauty of dubs. Like in the Japanese, I'd always say that flows a little better. But he's just like, nah, but he's going to dub them. We're going to dub two separate days. Because you weren't paying attention. It was in the fifties or forties, what we said. So I mean, this is a kind of thing they don't teach in school. Yeah.
00:07:13
Speaker
I just love my sucky Godzilla stories. They're my two favourite ones. This is an important thing here. They've not said he's Godzilla. They said it's a dinosaur. This is an important distinction to make. I genuinely thought that was like a translation thing. No, no. You will find out later. This is a very important distinction to make here.
00:07:39
Speaker
How do you make a meat in a pink console? It's so boring! You think they would have like a diagram of the dinosaur? Or like a toy model? This is, well this is down top of the year for the new but this is like older Godzilla films, it's this very little Godzilla expensive man so let's just not put him on the show. It's mainly people having an argument.
00:08:02
Speaker
I'm sure that's a bit interesting, but I watched Shin Godzilla, the newest Godzilla film, and it's basically an episode with the thick of it with Godzilla in the background. It's really hard to explain, but honestly it's one of the three I'd recommend. The thick of it with Godzilla? It's then just arguing about politics and being terrible at bureaucracy, and then also that's when I stopped Godzilla.
00:08:24
Speaker
Oh, so she used a TV remote to activate the TV in their room from somewhere else, which I thought was pretty high-tech for 1990, so it's a bit of a joke and beautiful screen. I'm not being funny, but should she not be facing the other ladies? She's not looking out, she's on a TV, she's not looking out at the TV. She's not looking at TV. She's not your grandpa. Did you say Yuki's grand? She's not.
00:08:51
Speaker
He's not like that! You're in the skin! You're in the skin! You're in the skin! You're in the skin! You're in the skin! You're in the skin! You're in the skin! You're in the skin! You're in the skin! You're in the skin! You're in the skin! You're in the skin! You're in the skin! You're in the skin! You're in the skin! You're in the skin! You're in the skin! You're in the skin! You're in the skin! You're in the skin! You're in the skin! You're in the skin! You're in the skin! You're in the skin! You're in the skin! You're in the skin! You're in the skin! You're in the skin! You're in the skin! You're in the skin! You're in the skin! You're in the skin! You're in the skin! You're in the skin! You're in the skin! You're in the skin! You're
00:09:18
Speaker
Red Van Guy here, or Red Car Guy. It's always crowded in Red Van. Honestly, I can never remember the names because there's so many characters getting to do so fast in these ones. This is the guy trying to research the dinosaur. I'm going to apologise because I'm going to take a wee bite of the deer soap. Did you bring it up for the class? I really brought it up for me. I know, good.
00:09:44
Speaker
I brought a popcorn. That's a
Military Tactics and Cheesy Special Effects
00:09:48
Speaker
stick. Popcorn. You should have the stick on the side. Or on top. Like how do you smoke it?
00:09:59
Speaker
It's so completely off topic but I went to see that new horror film, at least at the time of this recording, you know that smile horror film, absolutely terrible but when we went I decided to get my sweets out of the shops because
00:10:17
Speaker
daylight robbery essentially when you're getting the sweets and my partner was like can you actually take sweet zen and everything and as far as I remember I always think back to like this panorama BBC investigation they did and essentially it was like so long as it's not disruptive or smelly yes
00:10:37
Speaker
So like you can't take in like a rotisserie chicken or something. Or like a steak. But I'm pretty sure you can take like popcorn or sweets or things. I think me and a kid you think these things and then like as an adult you realise that most of these guys are getting paid like minimum wage and no one's going to stop you anyway like they're not going to do anything. Whoa! Whoa! That's what happens when you try to take this from 792. I didn't say we were trying to take this from 792.
00:11:05
Speaker
You must protect capitalism at all costs! I'll hear the brave. They're here to attack the year of old week. Whoa! That is a mushroom I've ever sold. Ooh, I'm blinding. Good. Is it a metaphor for the atom bomb? Yeah. I don't know.
00:11:29
Speaker
Quite frankly, I don't want to know what it looks like. The guy in the left looks like Ant of Mant and Dec. Come on, get away. I want to see five Ants. I want to see Japanese Ants from Mant and Dec. He's like the main character. I can't imagine which one's which. Oh no! Turn left. The other way, whatever you're saying, I'm just advancing the plot here but not important anymore. Also that haircut. Also the copies of the Wii U games you've got in front of them.
00:12:00
Speaker
What kind of coffee maker is that? What is this house? Oh this guy's like some kind of rich reporter or something.
00:12:15
Speaker
They just panned out on that. Did you get rich off of a UFO story? And I apologize to any of the niche subgenre fans here that are listening to UFO experts slash Rolly Rich. But if you have got rich who have written UFO stories, please write to Chatsunami. Yeah, please. No, this is a legitimate thing. I want you on. I want to hear how you got your money. Thanks.
00:12:41
Speaker
Ooh, nice. What was your favourite dinosaur? Stegosaurus. Stegosaurus. Yeah, I like the little bits on the back. Yeah, and the tail of the ghost, swish, swash. So this guy has also seen the dinosaur but is pretending not to. I love how the dinosaur on the back looks so short of the... Hey, love! I'm in a TV show! I'm sorry, I'm in a movie!
00:13:09
Speaker
1944. That was a good year. A good year for what? A good year! Apparently a good year for seeing dinosaurs on one island. I don't like this guy, so the whole thing here is this guy's denying he never saw this dinosaur on the table, right? But isn't time offices decorated with dinosaurs? It's kind of a... Is there anything you're obsessed with dinosaurs because... God's law.
00:13:38
Speaker
I know nothing about dinosaurs! I've never even seen one! Get out of here! Godzilla, you say. Godzilla, you say. Oh no, that's not Godzilla. Oh, what? That's the dinosaur. When are we gonna get to Godzilla? Unless that is Godzilla. I don't think I remember. Can Godzilla blow balls away?
00:14:04
Speaker
The size of them Jesus Christ. Time have been teased with a dinosaur. That's not Godzilla. Those glasses really feel like a stale don't they?
00:14:21
Speaker
So they think that there's a dinosaur that we saw on this island in 1944 became Godzilla. So like I said, I've watched about 30 Godzilla films now, right? And what's really weird about them is they often reboot the franchise, right? But they never, they very rarely have ever reboot the first film. So the first film exists in every franchise, but it'll reboot it to the sequel to the first film.
00:14:48
Speaker
If that makes sense? So they've rebooted the story about 10 times by this point. Each time the original Godzilla movie still happens in the reboot. If that makes sense. Yeah. You have to kind of look at a diagram. What the heck? Apart from the newest film Godzilla ones, the older one where they didn't reboot. That's like a direct reboot of the first film. Well, I mean, it's like you were saying, the fact that Godzilla was supposed to be like a rep, or not representation, but you know, like a metaphor for just knocking him between my eyes.
00:15:17
Speaker
but yeah it's supposed to be like a analysis for like the atom bomb and everything but you know much like other famous characters and monsters and things they pretty much they oh yeah we're kind of bored of that now we just want to see a cool monster. Is that Neelu? Yeah is it Neelu? Are these the guys from the future I'm assuming? Oh I want to. Because I didn't see Neelu either.
00:15:47
Speaker
We come in peace. Ignore the giant cannon. We come in peace with them. I love the, whatever, the CGI back. How can I help you?
00:16:19
Speaker
I was like the dubbers had to get that and I was like just so you know. Why do they look like the three stooges? I do like the colour code of themselves. Yeah. I mean I'm not being funny but they do look distinctive. Oh so this is a really weird plot as they're like holograms from inside the ship and they never, there we go.
00:16:45
Speaker
Doctor who? 20, 22, maybe miles ahead. I don't know if it's not ready for three doctors.
Flawed Time Travel Logic and Narrative
00:16:57
Speaker
Three all-gram filters. I imagine. Couldn't be me. You know what's...
00:17:15
Speaker
It's not a time machine, so it's a time machine! Dude, I do it all the time when you're like, half as into someone and you hear like one word like, yay, a time machine! Pizza tonight? Yeah, tacos. No, I didn't say that.
00:17:35
Speaker
That hairline is incredible. Everyone in this film has like, look at the guy, both those guys in the right hand side, they both have hairlines, like, creeping real fast. Over the course of this film, those hairlines are only getting further back. You know when a kid hits puberty, doing the film, and they have to pure wrap his scenes up fast? It's like, that's for their hairlines. They're just wrapping these films up as fast as they can. It's like hard doing it before it falls back anymore.
00:18:01
Speaker
There's only so much makeup we can give. Is it here by like a metaphor for the atom bolts? There's tiny ship is there? See the tiny ship came at the top to then land in front of them and then it's transporting them. This is now actually them, not holograms of them. So I don't know why the hologram gimmick was there in the first place.
00:18:30
Speaker
to show off the effects. Seems like a security risk. Now, here's the thing. Obviously, they're from the future, so their version of English or Japanese. Oh no, don't, don't, don't. You know, it's like someone from a couple of centuries ago coming to the 21st century being like, what is this term you call sus?
00:18:58
Speaker
What is this? Let's go. And dare I say, poggers. It's like, we're going to be here a while. Hello, actually, people would say, who would? I have no future for that. I'm going to be accepted. OK, I don't want to be offensive here, but it's just the first ginger protagonist of my god-sellable.
00:19:27
Speaker
So you've got to be gingerous, but it's very progressive for 1990. I mean, before it was dropped, Dave Fred's. That's true. I feel like what we're talking about is that Dave's going to quickly fill in. They're talking about Godzilla destroys Japan. There you go. So they're going to go, their plot.
00:19:51
Speaker
No. So they want to get rid of Godzilla completely. It's funny. We have a problem. How do we solve it? You get rid of the problem.
1990s Film Comparisons: Godzilla vs. Terminator
00:19:58
Speaker
Oh yes. Very futuristic. Very wise. So you know how... Is that lunchbox? I want that lunchbox. I don't need to. So what would you consider to be the general rule of time travel?
00:20:17
Speaker
show or movie would you say does time travel look the best? You know, so you get a different type of time travel than you did. So you get like Terminator time travel when it splits the universe. Or you get like Back to the Future when it directly affects the timeline. I mean Back to the Future does a good job and the time travel, or I think that's the name of it, you know when it goes into the future, it ends up going and meeting cave people and things like that. I mean that's, I mean it's a bit dry but it's pretty good in that representation.
00:20:44
Speaker
But, I mean, The Simpsons did it where it was. It's gonna be real. Either way, forget all the books you know about Tim Taub because this film just ignores them. Okay. Just step in love with the butterflies and... It doesn't make sense. Okay. Here's a book about Gozo. Can I borrow that cycle? Just go away. This is actually amazing because he's reading words that he hasn't written yet. He's gonna write those two pages now.
00:21:14
Speaker
Sick. I mean, these guys obviously haven't read The Teen Travel's Paradox because that's a name-o. Yeah. Speaking from expedient, so I've all thought about it. Well, I mean, it was that time I went back in time and gave David Bowie a guitar riff book of the David Bowie songs. You can write these songs, mate. They'll be good for you. I'm just thinking that. Fuck with me yesterday, you know, with the Beatles. Oh, I've actually seen that. Oh, it's good. Right, there's a good one.
00:21:54
Speaker
So, I just want to bring this up a bit more. Because this is where the plot already starts to fall apart. So they know that the dinosaur from 1954 becomes Godzilla. Right. Or from before 1994. It gets hit with an atom bomb and becomes Godzilla. So they come back to the year 1993 to talk to these guys to then go back in time to 1944 to then move the dinosaur to then stop Godzilla. They could have just skipped that whole step. There's no reason to get the protagonist involved at all.
00:22:32
Speaker
Why are they here? I feel like this is like the biggest flake. Have you seen our time machine? You do down here? Nope, we're just driving in so you can look at us. What is he imagining? There's one thing that bothered me a bit. I love Terminator. That's my favourite. One of my favourite films. Like the first two are my favourite films.
00:22:52
Speaker
I always just thought they should just go back to caveman times and kill, like, Terminator who just goes back to, like, that one fish crawling at a seed and, like, crime on land that one time just thumped him, it just thumps him. That's the end of the entire franchise.
00:23:09
Speaker
James Cameron on the phone. He stopped answering my calls all the time. Well after you showed him this one. I told him I needed a remake. A remake, a reboot, a new something.
00:23:28
Speaker
that is a heavily populated army place i also like how bright his jacket was yeah and watch them i don't want to talk about it just now but i watch brings of power and um overall point in it but there's a woman in that she's like a doctor woman and she looks like when you bring your own character into a game and they're wearing their own clothes like she's wearing like a racerback dress and it's bright blue everyone else is wearing like bright mucky yeah yeah she's in bright blue it's like wow you're standing out but
00:23:54
Speaker
It's not very... protagonisty of you. Are you a protagonist? No. Get that out of here. Put on some brown. I got some beige. If you like beige, kid. That's your worst nightmare as a character. Please don't put me in beige. Please don't put me in beige. Oh my god, I'm gonna die.
00:24:18
Speaker
Wow. This is like CBBC levels. Mate, see at the time people have probably explored in the cinema seeing this. I was getting this as the same unit Terminator came out. Oh, this is after Terminator 2. Really? I think Terminator 2 is 19... It is 19... one or two, I'm sure. Yeah, well I'm just gonna find out. I should really know that considering we did a film once of Terminator 2. Terminator 2 is 1991. This film, I believe, comes out after it.
00:25:04
Speaker
Speaking of Star Trek, that leads me on to my next one.
00:25:08
Speaker
So there's a film of, I think it's TNG era, where they go back in time, ironically enough, and they meet the pinnacle moment where humanity goes into the stars. But in one of the later series, they revise that and talk about the alternate universe where everything's going to bot.
00:25:29
Speaker
And in that universe, they have the same thing that plays out, like that scene where the Balkans come down and they talk. And spoiler alert, so good. The guy brings out a shotgun, shoots the Vulcan, takes the ship, and in that universe, that's how the, like, terror empire, or terror empire, like, forms. So it's like, what's stopping an emperor from just being like, shot to kill?
Sci-Fi Parallels: Godzilla and Star Trek
00:25:54
Speaker
Just a shatter in there.
00:25:58
Speaker
I don't have any other things about the Star Trek reboot films as they were kind of like, well this isn't going to be, this isn't going to stop the original Star Trek so we're just going to do like a totally different time-wave between Star Trek didn't happen, it's like, I'm actually on board with it, that's pretty funny. Yeah. Okay. I'm pretty tempted I know what he's talking about. They can't send the guys back to it there already. Oh. Why they need the humans
00:26:31
Speaker
Can you imagine if the time travel was messed up so they can't happen to send more time travel in? So it's just like a fleet of time travel trips just outside watching God so I'm all like, oh, we fucked up. We really fucked up. No, end of film.
00:26:57
Speaker
He's like the Van Gogh of this universe. Nobody cares. They're gonna take him to the future that's a museum, he starts crying. Oh man, why'd you have to do that, dude? That's an imbecile. So you know you said there wasn't aliens in this? Is that a Polaroid harmonic?
00:27:22
Speaker
In our country, we call them f***ing terrifying. I know, they're cute. Is that the only one that sucked cold with your blood out? Is that what Japanese children were playing with in the 90s? Is that what they were asking for, for Christmas? I'm so scared. First, these are the precursor to Febi, mate, so it explains a lot. No, they're just bees, there's no fun there.
00:27:51
Speaker
Depends on the budget, my dear. It's like, no, that animation cost a lot of money. The puppeteer, the suffocatee, added a floorboard, so we have to play a button.
00:28:11
Speaker
I can't breathe. I can't breathe. Speaking of pop a deal on the floor, I can't wait to be at it to see Godzilla in this film. Pop a deal on the floor. Yeah, true. It's like a guy in a costume just sitting about there. I think, how long have we been going for this film? Cheat it and there's no Godzilla yet. Half an hour. Oh God.
00:28:30
Speaker
Listen, I'll just sit up. There's no film happening to you. This will be important later. This is the biggest cinematic format. I'm just like, God, someone's coming. I swear he's going to show off. Where do they get to the country? Where do they get to the country?
00:28:54
Speaker
Would they have even? Yeah, probably. Would they know what Doctor Who was? Maybe? Probably. Is this in the hiatus? Oh, by the way, this is an incredible joke. So, I'm just gonna stop talking about your listeners' joke. Okay. Fuck no. Okay, that's it. There's a lot more people who lead on to this joke than there is.
00:29:22
Speaker
Right, here we go, right. Just joke here.
00:29:58
Speaker
made us feel bad. It was Steven Spielberg's dad. They could sell him movies, made Steven Spielberg's dad tell him stories for aliens to make him make them movies. Okay, sorry guys, I have to end the recording. That was not worth the doubt. It absolutely was. It was such a specifically weird joke. I just thought it was quite funny.
00:30:24
Speaker
They're not even a story there. It's like, oh, I saw a thing shooting across the stars. Yep. They just assumed it was from another planet as well. When your son's born you can tell him Lieutenant Spielberg. It was very specifically funny. Jesus, how many trees died with it? Oh, so I'm being shot at! Holy shit! It's so realistic. It's just like my favourite game, Warzone 24.
00:31:04
Speaker
How do you know he's dead? So these are the guys that we've seen already in the future, but they had just, obviously this isn't 1992, so they can't do like de-aging like we do nowadays. So we just look the exact same. So they've aged terribly in the last four, I mean, actually amazingly. They've not aged me 50.
00:31:36
Speaker
There's just like the wonder thing where it's like they just have like the same actor who plays their descendants. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, no, it's not even their descendants, it's the same person. Yeah. Brilliant. Yeah, same thing. Yeah. Did he just float down? He's the android, yeah. Oh, he's an android? Yeah. Yes.
00:32:01
Speaker
This is a kind of content before this. Can you just keep that in mind? Oh, of course. What did the bionic man? We can rebuild him. We can make him stronger. I do like the time travel ones either way. Yeah. Ooh. Oh, level. Yeah.
00:32:26
Speaker
Also, I do love how you're always having that rousing speech and everything, but I'm not going to lie, if I was in a cave getting this shit bummed out on me, I think my words would be a little wispy in it, more like, oh no, I don't want to go out. That's why you would never be a great leader. Not in Japan, of course.
00:32:47
Speaker
I mean nobody's gonna eat it like anywhere! That's why Chatsunami hasn't broken out to the Japanese market. I was gonna say that's why Chatsunami's not a prime minister. You can't run against a vegetable, mate. That's gonna be such a specific type. Much like this. Much like the Spielberg thing, if you know, you know. Is a lettuce a fruit or vegetable?
00:33:17
Speaker
vegetable show? Like, is a cabbage a vegetable? Yeah. How does that feel? I don't know, I just never thought about it. Meet me under the oak. Lettuce fruit. Oh God, can you imagine? This is the thing though, it's not how fruit and vegetables work, there's no actual, how they get categorized always is different from fruit to fruit, you know? Like how no berries are actually berries.
00:33:42
Speaker
But it's like, can you imagine that though, instead of Newton discovering gravity with an apple falling on him? It's like a sort of lettuce. Just getting knocked out. Well, here's a knock on door. Again? This is the dinosaur there, so at least we're getting some guy in a costume. Yeah. So is this dinosaur saving the Japanese army? Yeah. Interesting.
00:34:11
Speaker
I think unintentionally. You know, you seem just a hangry big dinosaur. Just getting these shopping, getting the messages. Yeah, you know it is. What would that do to me? That booty. Oh my God. God's a wicked dick. God's gonna be chunky.
00:34:39
Speaker
This is the American army here. Okay, I'm not being funny, but even the most resilient of dinosaurs would be able to tank an RPG. Or a bazooka, with all the juice. I mean, are you watching what's happening right now? It's tanking it. How do you know that? For legal reasons, that's a joke.
00:35:04
Speaker
I have never shot a dinosaur on RPG. On camera. And that's why I can't go back to the museums in Germany. Doesn't they've got great plot dinosaur collection? I think they've got ancient dinosaurs and RPG museums. It's a very specific museum. Or sorry, it was a specific museum. And then I came home.
00:35:29
Speaker
That's probably one of my worst death notes to be on my deathbed saying I lead a good life. Nah. These guys are getting crushed here by trees. I feel as if a dinosaur has part to play. This is the American army here, it's getting bodied. Bodied, yeah about one dinosaur.
00:35:59
Speaker
I know. I don't wait like five minutes. It's just like the Japanese version of the magic skill bus.
00:36:16
Speaker
Oh my god. That's not what I think. That's Spielberg over there. He's gonna tell us kids all about the dinosaur. Who turned into Spielberg? Get down! You're gonna have so much to give to cinema! It's like, wow, is that Spielberg? Look at those dinosaurs, they're all in some kind of large park. A Jurassic Park or something!
00:36:38
Speaker
did you get the theme music for Jurassic Park? Well it's something my dad always used to hum to me to get me to sleep. Is this the same year that the reboot for
00:36:57
Speaker
Godzilla came out in the west. No, that was like 2000. What was that? That's not a title. I thought it was 1999. No, maybe it's the same. Matthew Broderick won. That's like 1999. This is like 1991. This film's so here. What I will say is, the effects, although obviously cheesy and everything, they're not too bad. Yeah, they're good at this. See, the actual outfits and stuff are brilliant because that's what the whole budget of these films are going to. Yeah.
00:37:27
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Do you think that's a puppeteer who was like puppeting the small creatures? It's like, okay, but they go into the sand. No, it's just some bloke in there. It's usually just a person, which is quite funny because like half the time they end up in the water and stuff and it's like a half a day.
00:37:50
Speaker
Why would you go near it? You have gone. I never understand this. And you think like a monster's data that's like, let's go as close as possible. So that I can happen? Yeah. Yeah, I would have just stood there next to her, stood up on the hill. You've got nothing to gain here. Or I would have, dare I say, keep shooting. Oh, these guys are just going to stand still. Oh, and the slowest crush possible. That's just...
00:38:14
Speaker
Oh, brutal. Got him. That guy just got hit in the back of the... I don't know how they filmed us. There must have just been like a punch bag and a stick and they just whacked into each other. It's amazing, but hold a finger the same time. How many American soldiers died in this hole? Too many actually.
00:38:34
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They're like, fuck this. We're going to set it right in time. Here's the magic school bus. Kids haven't
Legacy and Influence of Godzilla
00:38:40
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watched all that. They're sitting like, yay. History. Why did you learn from this?
00:38:53
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It's the magic skill button! Well with that, it's Godzilla! So the plan here, I want to just quickly talk about their plan. So the plan is, Godzilla, this team has overcome Godzilla. So what they do is they're going to now teleport him somewhere else so he doesn't get hit with the atom bomb. That is the plot, that's the plan.
00:39:14
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Right. Yeah, this is a very communist regime. Yeah. Sorry, they're just like, phoning them and not looking at the, you know, the dead bodies on the beach. And they're like, are you OK? And I'm just like, I'm OK. Oh, they're all dead. I don't believe they're all dead. So. So they want to teleport Godzilla into the future. No, no, they're going to dump him somewhere else. I don't think they care what he ends up. This is the best episode I docked to here.
00:39:45
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highest budget episode of Doctor Who I've ever seen! Who was Christian for on this one? Imagine the Doctor just transformed into Godzilla with me, that I'd watch. I was going to say, I hear that David Tennant's back, or I haven't watched it yet, but that's what David Tennant's back like. So I didn't know what to do with the transformation, it was Godzilla? Yeah. Instant watch for me. It's not of Pokemon.
00:40:14
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00:40:45
Speaker
Let's do a tank and slow it. Take care of you. Uh oh. Technically you march, you take a boat, then you march further. Also, I don't really feel like they're marching on with that much honour. First of all, that we dance a little bit, but the honour seems to be more with big dino over there.
00:41:12
Speaker
I love their time travel pyjamas. I can't go over them. I don't know why they're so... Pyjama-y. Yeah. Why are they colour coded? You know, why are they teal and cheese like a salmon pink? They're obviously someone who watches PlayRangers and they're like, I love it. I love it. And it's in our film. You know, do you think the two guys in teal, they saw one another and they're like, well, one of us has to go home and change. One of us has to go back in time and change.
00:41:42
Speaker
I mean, it's just a social profile. You could get executed in the future for that. What the fuck is that? I think it's supposed to make a Star Trek thing where they've got different rankings at the point. No, I'm talking about the three that are coming in the TV. They're basically scanning it so they can lift it.
00:42:04
Speaker
the TV oh yo what oh that sounds great that sounds great it's just picking up there's more to come it's also multi-coloured now okay now it's that was a boring game so yeah they're teleporting and they had to scan it so they can like 3d print it i guess
00:42:25
Speaker
Oh my god! Right. Why they couldn't have just, like, really they should have killed it here? Or they should have just got a big crane. Can you imagine travelling to the past? Yeah, they've just dumped it in the ocean. Like... Why?! So it wouldn't get hit with the hand bump. But what they didn't account for was a second hand bump. I told you.
00:42:54
Speaker
Also, see the wee puppets that we've paid all the budget for? They've got out the ship and they're out on the island. Oh for god's sake. This is why I don't like bad talking. I love a round time job. The time one would be
00:43:13
Speaker
he is, anyone seem to be open? Masterpiece! Oh yeah, I've got a doggy top! I honestly wish, but see if I had a time machine. I honestly would like cooler words than time machine set on. Yeah, I feel like you're gonna have to have like a wee phase, don't you like it? The Star Trek guys have their own. Or even like a noise that's futuristic.
00:43:41
Speaker
I'm crazy, but it's like, time warp? Blurgh! Sounds like a guy caught an animal. That was the thing, the first guy did it, so they all followed his custom in it, so they all had to go blurgh. So yeah, so what they've achieved is they went back in time, dumped Godzilla in the ocean and left their pets behind. So just for what it's worth, I just want to clarify this. There's a lot of them who went back in time.
00:44:10
Speaker
in the current era, just because this is weird and everyone still knows what Godzilla was, right? So they're talking about, and he's saying that the present premise of our people that Godzilla has gone to, everyone knows Godzilla still existed, right? So as far as this timeline goes,
00:44:30
Speaker
They went back in... Godzilla existed up in 1991. They went back in 1944, got rid of Godzilla, and in the current era, in 1991, he just vanished, when Godzilla just vanished one day. If that makes sense, like, the timeline, that's how the timeline worked. So Godzilla existed. But he didn't exist at the same time? But he didn't exist at the same time. But he didn't exist at the same time. But he didn't exist at the same time. But he didn't exist at the same time. But he didn't exist at the same time. But he didn't exist at the same time. But he didn't exist at the same time. But he didn't exist at the same time. But he didn't exist at the same time. But he didn't exist at the same time. But he didn't exist at the same time. But he didn't exist at the same time. But he didn't exist at the same time. But he didn't exist at the same time. But he didn't exist at the same time. But
00:44:58
Speaker
And then they're called King Godira. And someone just named them that. I don't know where the name comes from. They just went, oh, King Godira's here now. But, oh. Huh. I mean, this looks like you're a fucking pit. I got free heads. Like your damn free hats you had. Wait, how did that happen? I know obviously there's three of them, but they just get fused together. That's not who action-bombing. Making words.
00:45:24
Speaker
Well, all I'm going to say is... Yeah, I know what's a Godzilla film. What the frick is it? Why's it got two tails? What happened to the third tail? I know budget cuts, but... Wow. That's a chunky butt. Yeah! Yay, take down corporate. It's a toy that financial district makes us all happy. Peace.
00:45:52
Speaker
must destroy the capital or something. Wow, that is a lot of people running. I like the stock footage in the go-to, it's just lots of people running. Yeah. Do you know, why are they still driving in the background?
00:46:08
Speaker
They're like, you know, on the one hand, there's a giant monster destroying my work, but on the other hand... But on the other hand, if I don't go with this pizza in 20 minutes, it's coming out of my way. There's no Godzilla budgeting my way to... King of the era budgeting my way to... Is that a giant apple? Yeah. Neat. And nickel. And at least have a thing. I have no idea.
00:46:30
Speaker
I love the animations guys, this is almost like a practical suit, and there's all these wires attached and stuff, so it's kind of amazing. I like how the legs just kind of hang there when he falls. A bit of face, is it amazing? To be fair, it's about like, you know when you watch Dragon Ball Z? Oh, sorry, I was just talking about this miniature truck right now. Look at this, look at this. That is really cool. Okay, the effects here are pretty damn cool.
00:46:54
Speaker
I was just going to say, it's like, you know, Dragon Ball, you know, they fly around and they look really cool and everything. But then trying to translate that to real life, you just look really different. Yeah. Because I mean, the closest they got to that was like Chronicle, which was another great film. But when they all fly around, but it looks kind of like they're going, oh, how could I fly? But yeah, I can understand why he likes it. Did I know this? Are we the better? Yeah, obviously.
00:47:25
Speaker
Okay, not to sound insensitive, but where are the Japanese defence force just now? You feel as if they were just seeing that coming! So there is actually a special defence, anti-guzzel special defence force. I think they'll actually call it special defence force in these films. And they are just useless. They have one more design, but you know how like in... Police officers and action films. Yeah! They might have like the baguette, they'd put the baguette in for a moment and the baguette out smiles and they would die. That's the thing.
00:47:54
Speaker
They're like the crayon. It's a good thing the jaguar was used there. I'll get my revenge. I gave you a big punch in the face. Yeah, I'm going to punch good horn in the back of his head.
00:48:22
Speaker
I look at what energy is just the worst of them. You can use your words there. So they went back in time and intentionally left their pets behind and got rid of Godzilla in the water. Genius. I mean that is a
00:48:49
Speaker
Because they went to destroy Japan. Because it just fell. I saw this from when we can't have this. Oh shit, it was like a TIE fighter. Look at the shoulder pads in this game. I know. That's like peak 80s suit, you know, the shoulder pads. I want to sit like that.
00:49:11
Speaker
Okay, maybe a wee bit. I guess. Look at how high the sleeves are. Put your sleeves down there. I can't see even the left. Oh my god. The black bit's the end of his sleeve. Oh my god. That's pretty nice. Put your sleeve down there. I keep forgetting they're androids. There's no idea. Oh no, they're all humans. No, they're all humans. But the guys don't have the hands at the end of the time. But there's no bit on the side of the forehead or face paint or anything to distinguish. I know he only did that as well.
00:49:44
Speaker
So she's sympathetic to current Japan, she wasn't in the plot. Absolutely dumb.
00:50:02
Speaker
You have been riled, you have been deceived, and here I say, you have been bamboozled. I feel like this plot is so amazingly convoluted. So they went, they doubled back in time to then do all this. Of course, buster. Was that like the one with the most futuristic polaroid on camera? Yeah, you were. Is that J.J. Pack? Oh, no. Oh, yes. His suit is pretty...
00:50:34
Speaker
Yes. I'd love to see it. It's like, you know when you're eight, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's literally just been cut out and dragged across the screen. You're lucky the X, Y coordinates wasn't up on the road. Oh, shut us off again.
00:51:00
Speaker
Listen, I don't have much time until the food comes out while you have to view your messages or food. You have to put your shirt back on. Oh my God, get our shirt off. My book's not famous. I can't afford a shirt. Isn't that how, like, some plot here is getting enough money to get a shirt? Yeah, that's not true. You spent all his money in his sick ass house. I had no plans.
00:51:30
Speaker
Where did she get it? Great entrance of... But of course! Is that the...? Terminator 2 came out six months ago by the way. Just for what it's worth. Oh, OK. What was it? Six months before this? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just for what it's worth. OK. Just because this may be important for whatever to happen.
00:51:56
Speaker
on a completely different note, I was watching a video about, you know, knockoffs of Terminator. And that is surprising the multitude of Terminator knockoff. Wait 10 minutes, we'll chat about that for a little bit. I thought it was just like, you're one or two, you would get it, but it's actually crazy. There was a great one in the late 80s where they just did lots of the budget horror films, so you get Lady Terminator.
00:52:23
Speaker
Then it was just like a woman from the gladiators or something they just put her in a terminator costume. I think Japan had one as well. I know there was a 19 terminator. Yes. So many terminators. Propaganda. Yeah. I was like okay. I love that whisper.
00:52:53
Speaker
What was that noise in the background? I'm just joking. I've come from people in the UK and it's like all films have heard of the British conquered space and things. To be fair, it's like every country that makes a film like this and they're always the heroes. It's like we make our own fan fictions, essentially. So in this case, Japan can have their own hero.
00:53:19
Speaker
is why like every country, every like space, maybe they all talk English, because Britain colonised everything. We colonised Pluto. Like are they just having like a romantic chat, by the way? After Tokyo has been destroyed. Oh, so he's been destroying things all night. Ah, you know what? It's difficult, like what else you got? In no other country, like I get that Japan obviously has to be the heroes, but no other country came in and said, do you want to have? Would you?
00:53:49
Speaker
I don't know everything. How are you doing today? Can you give us a hand with King Green? I'm actually really busy today. My entire country dogs need that haircut. We're all washing our hair. It's a Japanese thing you wouldn't understand.
00:54:12
Speaker
So is America just looking in the background like some kind of peeping Tom? I do want to tell you a really quick joke on this Shane Godzilla film. Just to take because I was meant to do earlier, it was like the thick of it. There's a joke in it where the Americans get involved right and they're going to drop a nuke on Godzilla.
00:54:29
Speaker
And it shows you the outline of where the damage is going to be. And the only things that they point out on the map is the atom bomb's location, its circle of where the damage is going to be in the American Embassy, which is just outside the damage range. Seriously, the exact joke in the sense is that the most is like what? Oh my god! It's like that guy who intentionally dropped the atom bomb to not hit the American Embassy. That was really funny.
00:55:01
Speaker
So they've realised now that they don't have a Godzilla, so what they're gonna do is make another Godzilla by hitting the dinosaur's location where they left the dinosaur in the 40s with a nuclear sump.
00:55:16
Speaker
Thank God for nuclear weapons. We wouldn't have the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. We wouldn't have Godzilla. Daredevil. That's not nuclear. Oh yeah, the good side. You need to be in total. Okay, yeah. Who are we to create another Godzilla? Is Godzilla 2.0 and Wrecking Apple?
00:55:42
Speaker
I just like the idea of the line of culpability. They accidentally made another monster trying to get rid of the first monster, so now they're going to make another monster. You know the story about the woman that ate the flies, the spiders? This is what they're doing here. Oh my god, I was not dead. He's under the wall right now. Is it playing Yu-Gi-Oh? Yeah. Please stand by, it's playing Yu-Gi-Oh. My cards, they're all lit. Shouldn't have put them in card protectors.
00:56:17
Speaker
Oh yeah, so this is another thing that happens in these films. So the first film, they were doing a Godzilla film. They mentioned this girl has psychic ability. Yeah, but in the first one, they're very vague about it. Like, oh, she kind of has a psychic-like or something. Yeah, but like, oh, she knows he's there. She knows when he's going to attack to give her a wooden, right?
00:56:43
Speaker
to see Gods of Oz. But it develops from being like, she has like an emotional connection to like a full-on by the point of these films with people who can like psychically live through Gods of Oz, you know what I mean? It evolves and then by one of the films there's like a whole psychic school set up and all this is metal. Incredible. But I mean it's like having three quarters of Batman versus Superman and having like no Batman or Superman for half of it.
00:57:13
Speaker
You can't wait for Godzilla to get you in there. As soon as they stand face to face, like, do you believe? Do you believe? Did he say bit stealth as he showed his ass to the capital? But still. But still, I was watching. Check out these glutes. Look at the size of that lighter. Is that a lighter? I'm not going to let it sink, I don't want to hope it was. So that's a self-chaker.
00:57:45
Speaker
So yeah, by dropping him in the ocean, they just made another Godzilla because everyone's just so infected with that and radiation, another atom bomb happened. I love humanity. I just love it. Also, does that imply then that Godzilla's an amphibian? Yeah, Godzilla's amphibian. Yeah, okay. Because they're all technically dinosaurs. Yeah, no, you can breathe underwater. Otherwise, it's the world's best oxygen tank. It just holds me down.
00:58:13
Speaker
You know there's oxygen tanks from the fans. The guy says he's really good at holding his breath. We're all champion, yes. I think this is it. There we go. Time for some time now. Oh, nice. I think. Please. I think this is it. There we go. You know what time it is. Here we go.
00:58:44
Speaker
Pull over. What? I said pull. I want your insurance documents. It's so long. It doesn't really told anything. A door. It's not. A pillow. Oh no, it's a handbag. Oh for God's sake. It's loaded. I want your shoes.
00:59:10
Speaker
The thing is though, you know like this was filmed with like no stunt budgets, it's just a guy hanging out a car on it. Do you want to be hilarious? If it was just like, amazing. I was just going to say, she's just like, give me a tire on. What? I said give me a tire. Did that explode? Yeah. Wow. All you need to do is gently roll a cart to explode it. Okay. Right. Okay.
00:59:35
Speaker
I see what you mean about the term. I don't remember this much. Halfing with the term of the term. My jacket, no. My clothes. Oh, yeah. The one you've seen from Terminator 2. Yes. Yes. I love his half-pipe. He's got us in there.
00:59:56
Speaker
Why does he run so happily? Yeah. How much I was happy. How much I could run like that. I love it though that his plan is to get in front of the car and then just like. Nice. That was one creep. Excuse me sir, what are you doing with that car? Okay.
01:00:20
Speaker
It's such a, like, jaff if you watch, you know, very probably. They're like, I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. Excuse me, sir, you were punching my car. Yo. He's like, he's taking every moment he can to get on camera right now. I am away to thrush him up. I love how you power-stance in front of the door as well. It's like, I could have closed my legs, but I want them as wide as possible.
01:00:54
Speaker
If you have androids! No, I've only got two of the feet. That was a terrible joke. I'm not sure. That was a terrible joke, but it didn't even make sense. That is the biggest man-sparade I think of. I'm trying to figure out what it's made of. At first I thought it was cotton, but it's not. It's plastic velvet.
01:01:24
Speaker
It's some kind of synthetic material. It's like the kind of, you know, the kind of felt that we got in primary school. Yeah! We had to out cut things out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like the other side. It's like, it's not the cool one, it's the soft side. I imagine what his skin feels like right now, against all that. Oh, I sweat. It's like, lads, what happened to this film? I'm sweating buckets. Oh yeah, so Terminator 1 obviously came out as well, so this is just
01:01:51
Speaker
So why are they letting her reprogram this thing? I like this time of series. There's such a specific little minidisc case. I love the fact that those are like GameCube discs. Obviously they were long before the GameCube was a thing, but... It's the most used thing in the hand is like minidiscs. Whoa, right mode! I mean between that and the floppy disk. I wish it was floppy disk, that means very funny.
01:02:19
Speaker
Good, but you took the right side of my mouth out of one of those discs. I could always pick up a one side. I remember, here we go. The plan was to drive a nuclear sub at Gotoh. So... What was that, anyone in the sub? Yeah, in a second. Ah, poop.
01:02:49
Speaker
You would think there'd be a backup plan. Hello? Yes, yes, you're subbed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good to learn. Oh, that's a sub ready. I was going to say, like, what is the term? Scuttle, to be honest. Yeah, it's basically because some of them do think that's what they do. That's a thing. I mean, I'm amazing.
01:03:17
Speaker
See, what if you had your shirt off? You, me, on a date. Me! Come on. I always wear a helmet kit. I'm gonna go late first in this video. Oh, that's my subsize.
01:03:43
Speaker
This is like Simpson's 3D graphics here. Oh, it goes with Rolio's, doesn't it? Oh, that was a weird zoom, I was like in the office, like, having me panning on someone's face. Yeah, they just look in the camera and they're like, I messed up. I'm sorry. What a joke.
01:04:04
Speaker
Was that a tactical bow? Yeah, they would turn a bow, but also in a hurry, so they just did like a wee, you know, like a sight, like no one's CSGO. Or no CSGO, but you don't like any FPS game. Yay! Stop mashing couch. And then tell what I just wrote. Maybe that should have been the plan, eh? I feel like any plan that involved a time machine is already plan C.
01:04:33
Speaker
Why did you need this done yesterday? Why is that whimsical music? Because it's whimsical like, it's beautiful. Is this a rodeo? It just comes out in the ocean. God tell us a film where they would actually have been a bit popular. That would have been pretty serious.
01:04:57
Speaker
That would have been pretty neat. So I want to just catch up on the plot once again. So this Godzilla has now been hit with two nuclear bombs. Because it got hit with a one from 1955 and then it got hit with a one from somebody. So he's even bigger. So normally did they fuck up like me making Godzilla. They made him even bigger. I would like to apologize. I am resigning.
01:05:30
Speaker
Oh, that was one of the best defense rules for your thing, yeah? The Casino Royale theme. Aim for the legs! Oh no, the legs are not operational! You think, and I'm, you know, I am...
01:05:55
Speaker
by far not part of any military organisation, nor have I ever flown a jet before. But I feel as if more than two would be needed on a mission like this. I know why, obviously, because they can't afford a fleet of them, but you would think that more than one is needed. This is the thing I do know from earlier about staying away from people. You know, you're talking about doing it right now, we do it to get so close, it doesn't need to get this close.
01:06:24
Speaker
Yeah. It's like, I've got no argument for that. Just... Yeah. Three o'clock. My three or your three? What was the first one? They were fighting with you. You guys hanging back. No, they got it. I can't even evacuate Morgan. He's in the ocean with guns. I was like, can you give me a worst mark? Tokyo, please. Okay, I take that back.
01:06:53
Speaker
Thanks for making my point, Moot. Why did you blow them up? Why is the plot so convoluted? I feel like there's a thousand and one better ways to ruin the past.
Appreciation for Practical Effects and Humor
01:07:12
Speaker
I mean, give a time to think your radiation will do us well. Global warming, that's a thing. Godzilla has ears in this film. Oh no. Just like little ones. Teeny tiny ones. Yeah. It's one of my favourite Godzilla suits, like this. This movie's going to look amazing. It's really cool, but I'm just imagining the size of this pool.
01:07:35
Speaker
Or is it just like they've put them on a green screen? No, it's a lot of time they build miniatures and stuff. It's actually really incredible the budget they spend on these scenes.
01:07:45
Speaker
It's like miniatures, or they do have a giant pool. Yeah. Because I was thinking about in the ocean scene there. It must just be a huge pool, but that is pretty cool. I think it's like, whatever studios, to all those studios, they just have like a bunch of rooms for these things. So yeah, these are all miniatures. And they would film it in this, yep. And they'd have a pool for all, basically they'd use it for all the films, you know what I mean? All the films, not just one-star movies, but
01:08:16
Speaker
But why? But why did you bring back Godzilla? I'm going to be honest Jim, I just hate Japan. I'm going to be honest Jim, I love this guy's suit. Oh my god, that's like velvet. Not velvet, that's the wrong one. I know what you mean, it's like shiny plastic. Right, and he tells me what material this is if you're still listening to this and you're not giving up on a commentary. Yeah, well please do, because I'm so fast. This guy's going to write you a dress like every Irish stereotype.
01:08:49
Speaker
Oh God. Let them fight. Was that film any good? That was the first Godzilla movie. I just remember the advertising was everywhere for that film and then afterwards it was like yeah good Godzilla film but it's just quietly.
01:09:14
Speaker
That always happens with Godzilla. It's like the films are never amazing so they always hype it up and then people will be sitting there going, oh yeah, there's one of us who's calling me. Do you remember anything? There's no pop culture from that film now. Good stuff, official's called. Oh god, I forgot. It's like the lockdown movie. Oh yeah. I love this landing. Don't just follow the news. So, your legs work after all. You think you're special? Okay, what do they want when they could just like bomb it from the ear?
01:09:42
Speaker
Like this is almost like a code of theme in this for a week. Yeah, I know. I love this. This transition. My God. It's a dinosaur. You've grown so much. I don't think he has, mate. Was that the same general word? Yeah, yeah, that was the general from. I like it in the film. Huh. You know, he was the guy that was in the office full of dinosaur statues that it had and didn't like dinosaurs. Oh, of course.
01:10:12
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01:10:34
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This is like, you know how the meme, it's like they can go dealing with it using a lot of memes and it's like the three faces are all different. This is before that. So it's like all three faces are the same. Like, no, they haven't done that personality shift yet. It's like one smart head, one angry head, and one dumb head.
01:10:50
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I like the fact that you have blinks though. The whole gods, obviously it is a rubber suit, but it is cool the detail. The tails move on wires and stuff, and they can blink, they can move their faces and stuff. Really, really incredible. That's what we'll see with a whole bunch of these photos, making the suits get used on mobile phones as well a lot of the time.
01:11:13
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So Shakes a lot were actually gone, they just got thrown out and stuff, or they got stolen stuff here. People just didn't look after them. That's a shame. Yeah. Also, when they made them, they didn't really, you know, they were moving on to the next big thing and they just kind of didn't think about it. So they both still got destroyed. That is a sin. I meant... Back to the humans doing their thing. Wait, what are they doing? They're blowing up the temperature, I think.
01:11:42
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That I enjoyed right there is in a wolf squat with some wolf choses.
01:11:53
Speaker
Nice, what if it's done? I'd love the Nerf gun, but yeah, I should go and see for nothing, probably. You know what? Like you say on Nerf guns, I think in 2020, it's with 2240. I'd have to ask if it was with 2240 kids, but there's 2204 kids in the chat. And as I say, they need 2100 kids. Okay, so here's your hero in this film, it's getting absolutely bad.
01:12:25
Speaker
Councilor, get up, Councilor! Councilor, get up! Get up! Come on, wake up! We're going to go to the gorge today, Councilor! We weren't going to go for our ice cream! The sight of that ice cream!
01:12:52
Speaker
Oh, I want to see that. By the way, King with you there was being main controlled by the spaceship, so that's why they built up a spaceship. And this is how Godzilla gets back in the fight. It's still fighting. He's like, where am I? Oh my god! Winning! I'm an absolute killing machine! Oh lord. This is such a specifically weird video. Oh, is it too? I thought it was the head.
01:13:17
Speaker
That's not how gravity works. Yeah, it is. Because it's trying to fly away. Shut up. It's exactly how gravity works. But a donk. I've got a donk, I've got a donk. And a donk. And a donk. And a donk. And a donk. And a donk. And a donk. And a donk. And a donk. And a donk. And a donk. And a donk. And a donk. And a donk. And a donk. And a donk. And a donk. And a donk. And a donk. And a donk. And a donk. And a donk. And a donk. And a donk. And a donk. And a donk. And a donk. And a donk. And a donk. And a donk. And a donk. And a donk. And a donk. And a donk. And a donk. And a donk.
01:13:46
Speaker
I was like wearing 3D glasses, I thought I was going to... Straight down the screen! I've seen these guys before. Also, I love the fact that he had... Did she change her hair and her outfit? Yeah, I think they both did. Why not? Why not? Yeah. I have no idea. It's important to do that when you're
Character Critiques and Cultural Commentary
01:14:04
Speaker
on your... I mean, the guys have been wearing a shirt for half the film. You know, my son, he's like, oh, now I have to wear a shirt. No, my son, he's got multiple shirts. All right. Don't recall.
01:14:15
Speaker
That's such a... Here I am. And I just, boom, boom, boom. Oh, he has me dumber. I haven't jumped through that, Jesus Christ. That feels smart. That's the most dangerous thing I've seen in this phone. Okay, now. My eyebrows are on fire. Yes. I mean, your ship, your crew's dead. Your ship's blowing up, I mean. God, that was kind of just stomping. Okay, I'm going to get in right now.
01:14:48
Speaker
But I'm still the old one. I went right to the old one with Adana. Why did they let her back on the ship with no security? I feel like that was a huge mistake. Yeah, it was pretty short. Yeah. So I feel like those chucklebacks deserve Jared. We don't beg your Irish overlord. I forgot the language. I know.
01:15:19
Speaker
Well, I'm 22, 40. Jade Ward. And the Supreme Leader. And apparently the Irish are both Seraxans. What? Like, so... Donk.
01:15:41
Speaker
This guy's obviously sick, right? Yeah. But, it kind of makes the hero look like an absolute dweeb. Where the Terminator's the one doing all the work. The heroes haven't done anything. There you go. Kick him in the suit. I mean, it's like having the film about someone that is struggling to open up a coffee shop and at the end of the day the machine does all the stuff.
01:16:03
Speaker
I was like, it's not really you struggling, is it? The struggle was all about not being able to afford a better machine. Back to the fatigue. I like to think they've just been throwing them up and down for the last 10 minutes today. Oh, getting dizzy. I didn't hear no bell.
01:16:28
Speaker
Meanwhile in the future. Meanwhile in the plot. He's fighting back. Do you want to explain what's happening here? No. You have some commentary on what this fight is actually going to look like? It's the world's weirdest hug. So he's hugging him.
01:16:51
Speaker
And the other two heads are like smidgen. I don't know. I think it's supposed to be like the choking them. Sorry, this is like the four kids. We're going to give you the biggest hug ever. Stop tickling Godzilla. He's had enough. We're going to send you to the Godzilla realm. That guy's got to send it to the Shadow Realm. Man, I don't want to see the four kids do all this. They just threw chokes.
01:17:23
Speaker
The film starts, that guy's got his show, they had the CJ show on that guy. They just draw, they look cool. Have you seen that when they do that for some things? I can imagine. Good. I think it's dragon ball. It sounds like a dragon ball thing. The one piece of things. They did that for one piece?
01:17:44
Speaker
Yeah, they were the infamous dub for that, where apparently there's a character that gets all foaming at the mouth of Jesus. Ironically enough, that is one piece of fans' reaction to the one-kit film. But yeah, it was like the lecture had a scene where, in the original, someone's mum got shot in the face and there was a very brutal scene for this.
01:18:06
Speaker
character and the floor can stop. He's got the gunpoint and he's just like, take her away to a dungeon. He just blew his head off. He exploded and flew away. And he settled in. I've got one head. You've got two. That's true, one has got an experience. That's one we're said to worry about.
01:18:32
Speaker
Was he able to teleport the time machine in it? To stop it blowing up? The same place it's gone so far! That would have to be pretty smart. Ah bless me. You're just illiterate sitting in trouble. Oh no they actually are! What is this? Also he just accepts it.
01:18:54
Speaker
It's like in a while ago Adam, Andrew and I, we did an episode on Beyblade and we did like the first episode on the last episode.
01:19:09
Speaker
But we did an episode, oh fucking hell, that is, wow, wow. Just in case I would protect them, yeah. But in the finale for the first season of Beyblade, there's a bit where the dragon speaks to the main character and the main character goes something like, groovy, or right on. That's what reminds me of him. He's just like, wow. Okay, we've got time machines. I was like, wow.
01:19:39
Speaker
Why did he explode when he had the water? Because he's a bit of potassium. There's so many bananas, God's gonna leave me alone. You have no idea how painful it is to fly in the rain. Every time I catch fire. I've had so many bananas. I love his goofy smile. They're amazing. Yeah, the drop in that soundtrack, they knew that fight was sick.
01:20:04
Speaker
Why's he got a bit of hand flakes on his back? So plot recap. They realised that the storygoers also went back in time. The storygoers have accidentally made King Godira. They made a new Stronger Godzilla. And now Godzilla's killed that other King Godira. Now they realise they've just got back to square one with even Stronger Godzilla need to get rid of.
01:20:35
Speaker
Okay, there's no time. Oh, okay. I wonder if there's people in the future like, I wonder when is she 17 or getting back? It's like he owes me some space money. You owe me some future money? Yeah.
Crisis Response and Comedy
01:21:00
Speaker
Am I living? That was your name the entire time.
01:21:05
Speaker
I've been calling you in terms! Huh? What did she say? I think he said he's landed in support. Yeah. That one kid at the front knows you have an absolute beam of a smile on her face. She was on the green team.
01:21:26
Speaker
I'm not being funny here, but it seems like something you would put a lot more urgency into. I mean, I would be terrible in this situation. I would just be screaming down the mic going, Ron, god damn you, Ron! There's no fucking, there's no guns in there! Yeah, by the way, this is like, you know, talking about the Special Defense Force. Here they are with them. I mean, the two of them, also, lovely, many works. Yeah, absolutely incredible.
01:21:52
Speaker
Look at that guy having a wee laugh himself there. He's enjoying being in this film. It's a nice wee day out for him. That's seven o'clock. It's that dark daylight savings thing. That last night. I've just dated you an episode. Happy day that the clock's gone bad. It gives me an extra hour to read at this.
01:22:18
Speaker
Oh, no, I just required this one. Oh yeah, no, no, no. All I did on the next episode was laugh the entire time. You have to turn the volume down the entire time. I feel as if I'm this one as well. I say what I do so not me to do. Speak after speak after speak. It feels as if it's all just raid. Much like this movie, it is peak.
01:22:44
Speaker
Lovely miniature work. That is incredible. There's someone who paints muddies and peeks out. I love these laser trucks as well. Where the fuck were they? What could you do? They were fucking the dog, mate. I'm sorry. Your first plan was to ram a nooki with some million anti-gods ever. I don't blame these. What is wrong with you? This whole film's all about...
01:23:12
Speaker
There's some films all about plan C because earlier it just followed us. I'm like, what a bump. Why would you? Oh, good. I know it's because of the film and everything, but why would your first thing be, I know, there's a monster rampaging. Let's go under. I feel like there were better steps. Like steps going up the way. Yeah. Or maybe, dare I say, what a sound test. You know.
01:23:44
Speaker
He's just not fazed at all. Yeah, he's just absorbing these. This is like, I assume the old Godzilla would have been, I think it was, but now that he's been ran by a new killer sob. Think I've finished your chats and I'll be like, what's the matter? Oh, I love this. Did I have his chats now on your podcast? Just fire. Just fire. I appreciate that, thank you. Your cheeks on the thing.
01:24:13
Speaker
Now what you should do is go back in time for another team. You can't keep getting away with that. Yeah.
01:24:55
Speaker
So yeah to recap the float once again we went back in time
01:25:01
Speaker
He went back in 1991, got a bunch of, sold a bunch of scientists, went back in time again, killed Godzilla, left her own pets there, came back to the town. King Godilla was the man who killed somebody in Godzilla's second Godzilla. Godzilla, two, oh, two and a half, killed King Godilla. So now she's going, there's no one to kill Godzilla, so now she's going to the future to revive King Godilla to bring it back to kill Godzilla.
01:25:31
Speaker
Oh, so by the way, does the wee plot reveal that she was his like great-granddaughter or something? Great-great-great-granddaughter. I'm a little kid! You do.
Critique and Humor: Characters and Strategies
01:25:40
Speaker
That was also important. That time she had her face. Did you see that? Did the wee fishy? Did she see that time she had her face? Yeah. The wee fishy face, that shit. Oh, that's my first blanket.
01:25:53
Speaker
Right, so now we're back in the future. This is the scene from before the credits. Right, okay. You can't get phones with King Godira. How are you going to explain this to people on the line? So you're telling me that this dog, King Godira, they robbed a nucular of suffering. I can't talk back, it's like that. Yeah, so what do you want to do? What do you want to do? I can't even take this up.
01:26:23
Speaker
There are so many steps they could have taken! And they tried to help them! And it's like they had a payment and they decided to run on the fucking road! I can't wait to see the audio waste because it's better than to go, wouldn't you? Bored red for everything that makes Pete for the last 10 minutes of his life.
01:26:52
Speaker
I thought you should clap this entire bit on YouTube to admit it and you try to react to what's going on in the audience. I can't. I'd love to see the auto-generated captions. Inaudible screaming. Yes, and coherent Scottish reach. So here we go. And now we're back to the next episode. You can't see it right now but there are tears going to my face and just sheer horror.
01:27:16
Speaker
This isn't even like a, why did the Eagles not take the Mordor scenario? Because at least there's an explanation. What were the tanks doing? You know, if they're big enough to topple Godzilla, they probably- They could at least have a shot. Ah. But no, you sent the jets. And a fucking nuclear submarine. I'm disappointed in you Godzilla. You're disgrace to your name.
01:27:47
Speaker
Your mother would be happy. Mrs Godzilla. Isn't that like the cabin thing they tried to pull on the Matthew Broderick film? Oh yeah, not yet. Yeah, they used Godzilla's female work. So there's a there's a film called GMK over this case to his office. You're about to leave your office. Oh god he's got air pods in. Oh god he's got his 1991 massive phone in there. He's got his what?
01:28:20
Speaker
I do love this bit. So this guy, this was the guy that got saved by gods all around me. Back in Mogo 2. And then again my god. See you. So I kind of just love that this is this thing of like he wants to like stay in meat gods all I guess.
01:28:43
Speaker
What the fuck is this guy? What a joker. Oh don't tell me he's got the noise back. Oh what? Calm man.
01:29:15
Speaker
probably like giant lizards. Yeah, so he's used to having other flashbacks to this. But it's got some having the flashback on it. Oh, no idea. Oh, yeah, he's maybe got some flashing back to it. Oh yeah, he's having like, he's having a bonding moment. Oh yeah, naturally noted. Oh, that's emotional. Oh, that's what we'll see.
01:29:47
Speaker
He's like, it's okay, I'm going to destroy that side. Oh, he did. Oh, what? Oh God, that is, that is shameful. Did he have him on speakerphone? That was so rude that you were on the phone. It's like, I am kind of annoyed at me. We're having a motion over here and this guy's on the phone. So what was this? Was it on this way out or?
01:30:15
Speaker
I love the IKEA furniture in the background! Most people I've seen, I don't know. I get the whole emotional, oh he wants to thank him, but I feel like he could thank him when he's not blowing up. Send him an email. Yeah. Again, distance is key to these films. Especially with guns. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't need to be that close to everyone. Oh, I'm still getting them for the fact though.
Time Travel Critiques and Godzilla Battles
01:30:52
Speaker
It was just I, Godzilla. I don't need to dissect the time travel bit of it all with you because the fact that they went back in time, removed Godzilla from the timeline, but then everyone still knew who Godzilla was, so it wasn't like he vanished. Yeah, but he just disappeared. He just did. Well, he advertised himself. Yeah, he disappeared after the year 1991. After the day they went back, he wasn't there anymore. So the rest of the film had still happened. Hmm.
01:31:10
Speaker
I just don't love the guy just waiting in his office. Yeah.
01:31:21
Speaker
I just wanted to make that really clear because it's really weird. It's not like, you know, looking back to the future when he goes back, comes back, changes, nobody knew what the world was like beforehand except him. It's not that. They all know what the world was like before they went back. Oh, here we go. Time for your main event. Is that a robot? It's me! I've got you now! That might be funny, but because I've built robot arms,
01:31:52
Speaker
Couldn't really, like, just put on a tightrope. I don't know why I can't go and do those at the end of it. You know, it's almost as if in the future they have technology to stop Godzilla without creating another giant monster. No, it's important. No, they come back. Otherwise, how would you get the cool fight? They could have just set a bomb back for the portal, but they were like, no, no, we need to do this, right? No explanation, just a bomb up here. If anyone thought for two minutes. They'd say, like, I say, could they
01:32:27
Speaker
What is he charging his laser? But the difference is this time, right? It's made of metal. I think I've seen this on the Yu-Gi-Oh! card once. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. All the Yu-Gi-Oh! cards are ripped off, so I do. Oh gosh, yeah. What is he doing? First of all, the, you know, the models and everything. Absolutely incredible, yeah. Like I'm not even gonna joke about that until y'all do. Yeah, just to give you the, yep. Oh, is she piloting it? Yeah, buddy. She piloting her dead. She's piloting the corpse of her monster.
01:32:58
Speaker
What is wrong with you? Again, you think they could have just pacific rimmed it and just built a robot? Yeah. A little bit CGI then. I have you now. I love that they shared a targeting risk a lot for a guy that's as big as him while he was leaving. He was waving a little bit. Just stay still, he's not moving, look at him, he's just standing there menacingly.
01:33:29
Speaker
There's another guy in the building just nodding. He's like, I am so sick of people. It's like, you know, when you get those videos of celebrities going mad at people for, you know, recognising them in public and approaching them. Do you think God's always like that? He's just like, no, the paparazzi, my human. Just think the two of them need to mix up their offence a bit. They're just blasting at each other with him.
01:33:56
Speaker
I thought I'd have to do now you're doing Glasgow City. My shoes both are through the roof. Every time I go there's a lot of kaiju fighters in my house. They just wanted macadam. And they didn't get kaijus. Humbly kaijus, but kaijus don't like it. We're just going to have a eat. He doesn't. Erm, radiation. No, he didn't do that last night. Anyways. Because otherwise he would have, he would have gigantic poos. So they just kind of wanted to give him that.
01:34:27
Speaker
You can't see it right now. Kevin Craig is here, the weirdest look. That's right, isn't it? It's true. Those guys take it. Oh my god, they're dead.
01:34:43
Speaker
was foresight in Japan during the 1990s just not a thing. Again, do this from off the distance, they're huge. If anything that short was probably rubbish, you probably saw nothing. Did you just zoom into Godzilla's bubble? Was he from when Godzilla was?
01:35:07
Speaker
Yeah, like I'm not even being one of these people to be like, oh, he's got a butt shot. I mean, what's wrong with these? How would you get a good shot of it? And the thing is as well, he's behind a pain of loss. So all you're going to see is a heavily breathing cameraman. That's not good content. That's like when I was, you know, you when you're younger and you get your camera for the first time, no one
01:35:35
Speaker
You have your camera and it's like you film out a car window or something and it's obviously your face warped in the background and it's all the stains from the window. I thought you were going to say that's not good content unlike this podcast. And this is comedy gold. You know it. Godzilla here with the same offense he did last time. Hit the wing with the laser beam. Hit the face with the laser beam.
01:36:00
Speaker
Get a body checked for a bone. You think they'd be tough like jet wings instead? Again, just anything from a distance. Wait, I think everyone makes a mistake of getting up and closing personal with God's law. But the thing is, people might think, oh they've got no time, they have to go back in the past really quickly. They don't? Time travels. She's got a lot of time now. She could have spent a hundred years in the future literally designing
01:36:22
Speaker
Or do you know what she could have done? She could have gone back to her own time, said, listen, can you work in this? Go 100 years into the future, pick it up, perfect it. And then bring it back twice. It's like, what was the most convoluted bit today? Well, she could have gone back one day, stopped the time travellers from going back in the first place.
01:36:41
Speaker
No, they can't be in the same room. Oh, they can. Haha, nice try, three. Haha, dammit. And you call yourself a godzomba. So you could have gone back to the year after they transported it into the ocean and shot it then with this King with it. It didn't have to come back to 1991. I was going to say, but that would have just stopped the second World War. Haha, I'm going to be back in the back, turn up on the battlefield.
01:37:09
Speaker
Get out of there! Go! There's no time! Also like, so obviously Godzilla's huge, and so he looks like he's moving slow, but the distance he'd be covering with each step, like no matter how fast you run... Yeah, you're still gonna be a slow... You're gonna be a slow comparison to this. I still can't get over the... He's just like, what the hell?
01:37:37
Speaker
Are those nipple teasers? Okay. At this point, yep. At this point, why not? Like, haven't we seen them before? You know in a lot of games and movies and stuff, and this is what's happening right now, it's like, use the best weapons last, just open with the best weapon.
01:37:57
Speaker
Yes, I know that. Just open with the best weapon. You should have opened with this attack when he wasn't looking. Does this, bitch. Oh my god, that's CGI. Imagine if she just opened with this, but wasn't expecting her. Like, you would have been absolutely destroyed. I was too busy indulging at the guy she just had time for. Flies in, knocks him over, hits him with this one. I hope I'm not too late. I think she's just going to fly off now. She should go to the future with Godzilla.
01:38:29
Speaker
And then what do the future people do with an idea? She just drops it off. Just drop them back in the ocean and hit them with an all new kind of sock. I mean, what could go wrong? I'm going to have to take a rain check. Yes! I actually can't let this film end. My brain mentally shut off about this point in the film. So... Oh, oh, oh. All I'm going to say is they could end up in the Arctic.
01:39:00
Speaker
Oh, they're back to where they were. Oh, so like he's trapped underneath. I'm glad those like aliens had like a purpose though. Cause after Matt was kind of, what the fuck? I think she had checked to do it though. Like this fishy face. Fishy face. That was her name.
01:39:31
Speaker
No, that was them trying to get an Oscar nomination. Thank you very much. The Emmys. Thank you very much, Oscar. For your consideration. Best Monster Fight. There you go.
Future Threats and Godzilla's Musical Legacy
01:39:50
Speaker
The Secret of World Peace is... Don't go outside tomorrow. This is going to be...
01:40:00
Speaker
I'll come back to prepare you for the next Godzilla attack. What do you mean the next? I'll come back to prepare for Godzilla attack too. Godzilla attack. What the? Oh, that's me, I'm dead then. Ha ha, am I sort of waitable yet? Please. Me with a fat fuck. Hit the theme. Blah. Blah.
01:40:31
Speaker
And there you go, that was it. So it doesn't kill them now? No. Well I know all of us are because they're making more films. It's really disheeding music as it did. Well so that's actually a little fun story. I'm going to tell you this on the actual podcast as well, but this scene was actually made for the army in 1954, so when they're attacking, fighting back, this is the scene that the troops get. So it's like, yeah, because it's like,
01:40:58
Speaker
this upbeat life. Not in the truth, you know, get to the battle stations, we can fight back against Godzilla. And if for some reason it became Godzilla's theme over the years, instead of it being the army's theme sale. Godzilla's King video. Wow. Thank you for joining us. Yeah, thank you. And I'm not, I'm not going to lie, I genuinely thought that the credits would be a bit... No, nobody wanted this film. Nobody wanted it. Everyone redacted on him. Oh, of course, of course. Yeah.
01:41:29
Speaker
Well, yeah, that was Godzilla vs. King Godera. Have you seen some of the Dilla films that come up here just before we log off? King Godzilla vs. Space Godzilla? There's a Mechagodzilla 2, maybe there's a 2. Godzilla, King of Wandsons, that's a good one. Anyway, we'll send us in. Oh, King Kong vs. Godzilla. There's a lot of Godzilla films. I know there's a lot, but yeah.
01:42:01
Speaker
Oh yeah, that was actually really good. We've got to do that again sometime. As always guys, thank you so much for joining us.
01:42:11
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of our Godzilla takes because by the time this comes out we will have our episode on the album out probably so yeah go check that out on podepies.com forward slash chat tsunami or if you want to check us out in your apps check us out on Spotify
01:42:28
Speaker
iTunes or any good app there. So yeah, check us out and we'll see you next time. As always, stay safe, stay awesome and stay as hydrated as God so much. Because he is at the bottom of the ocean. Bye guys.