The Sens are back, and so are we. In our 2026-27 season preview, we debut a new intro, choose a hill, and take time to make fun of other teams that had star players ask out and didn't handle it as well as our team did.

Other topics include:

- Alfie abandoning us and Tim Stützle's haterism (24:15)

- Is Jaxon Cover the greatest hockey player of all time? (34:15)

- Making the case for Chabot as captain... hours before the announcement happened (oops) (40:00)

- Why Sens fans need to LOCK IN and boo Brady Tkachuk on October 21st (50:00)

- Answering YOUR questions about exactly what is going to happen this season (59:00)

Sisyphus Fall

As promised, we're back, just over a week after our last episode, to discuss BOTH Ottawa Captains leaving. Topics include:

- Brianne Jenner leaving and other Charge offseason news (5:15)

- Welcoming William Eklund, our newest meow meow (28:40)

- Is Brady Tkachuk Swedephobic?

- Could Elias Pettersson be the key to building a woke Swedish superteam in Ottawa?

Swedish Superteam

We had intended for our next episode to be a heartfelt goodbye to a beloved Ottawa Captain who left under bizarre circumstances and was failed by the front office of an Ottawa hockey team that keeps making weird decisions... but we'll get to Brianne Jenner next time.

For now, let's laugh at Brady Tkachuk.

Little Brother

The pain continues.

We discuss the devastating end to the Charge's season and give our expansion thoughts. We also jinxed the Habs (you're welcome).

Antagonist

For the second time this year, we have an extremely depressing post-mortem for you all.

We discuss what went wrong against the Carolina Hurricanes, why Brady Tkachuk should not be allowed to have a podcast, and how the Ottawa Charge are now our only hope.

Podcasters against Podcasts

THE OTTAWA SENATORS ARE IN THE PLAYOFFS!

In our first Sens-focused episode since January, we discuss the Sens' incredible run to the playoffs, the fall of the Red Wings,  and the superiority of xGF% models. Then, we turn our attention to their upcoming first round series against the Carolina Hurricanes, and try to figure out what the Sens need to do to beat them.

Corsi Bowl

DISCLAIMER: Apologies for Beata's audio cutting out all the time!! She was using a different mic than usual but will be back to normal next ep!!

This is not the Olympics episode we wanted to be recording.

Join us for a very depressing Olympic post-mortem, where we discuss all the highs and lows of the men's and women's hockey tournaments, and give our thoughts on the US men's team's controversial celebration.

Too Many Men

As we head into the Olympic break, we discuss what needs to happen for the Sens to make the playoffs, and which players we will be rooting for in Italy. But first, we present our pitch for a cameo in Heated Rivalry season 2.

Timestamps:

6:45 More hockey romance discussion
(WARNING: SPOILERS FOR IT'S A SETUP BY TAYLOR FITZPATRICK FROM 28:15 TO 28:57)

29:30 Are the Sens good?

49:00 Previewing the Olympics from an Ottawa-pilled perspective

Elite Centaurs Brain

In this first episode of the new year, we discuss the Josh Norris return game, the most Karlsson-esque trade to hit the NHL since the Karlsson trade, and whether the Sens and Charge are bad.

Then, we continue our Heated Rivalry discussion, and Beata talks about the other hockey romance series she has recently become obsessed with.

Notre Meilleur Ami

Welcome to the favourite podcast of the Ottawa Senators coaching staff, who clearly make their lineup decisions based on what we tell them. In this episode, we gloat about being right about Jordan Spence, the Sens being Canada's team, and the Charge being Actually Good.

Then, we discuss the hockey romance book/show that's going viral on gay twitter, and its very mean portrayal of the city of Ottawa.

Catching Strays in Hockey Yaoi

Two geniuses discuss the Ottawa Senators.

Elite Sens Brain