Welcome to the favourite podcast of the Ottawa Senators coaching staff, who clearly make their lineup decisions based on what we tell them. In this episode, we gloat about being right about Jordan Spence, the Sens being Canada's team, and the Charge being Actually Good.

Then, we discuss the hockey romance book/show that's going viral on gay twitter, and its very mean portrayal of the city of Ottawa.

Catching Strays in Hockey Yaoi

Hockey is back, and so are we! Topics in this episode include: whether Jordan Spence is the new Erik Brännström, the Sens' recent fashion mishaps, and the city of Ottawa maybe driving the Charge out of town.

Then, we go slightly off topic to discuss the Jays' recent run, the new hockey yaoi book getting people into the sport, and the life-changing pop culture news that dropped during the Sens' home opener.

Everyone's homework after the episode: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJkOSatCD3wFF0tsMa74SJnPPqxFiPf-i&si=pj95EdF9_5vfNo8y 

Justice for Jordan Spence

After a long hiatus, we are so back. We recap the big stories from the offseason (spoiler: there weren't many), explain a popular offseason meme, offer our extremely delayed reaction to the Charge losing many players to expansion, and predict the upcoming Sens season.

Chabbyhorse

Now that hockey is over and there are definitely no teams playing anymore, it's time for the offseason. First, we recap the Ottawa Charge's thrilling run to the Walter Cup final and the news about PWHL expansion. Then, we discuss everything that's happened in the Stanley Cup playoffs since the Sens were eliminated, and cap off the episode by handing out the Amelnykan Awards.

Défaite de Montréal

The Sens' season has come to a tragic end, but there's no question about it: we are ready to get hurt again. We recap the reverse sweep that almost was, revisit our preseason predictions, and eventually turn our attention to the Charge and their upcoming playoff series against the Victoire.

Matthews balding

The playoffs have started, and that means it's time for a mostly unedited, emergency podcast to assess the damage from games 1 and 2. We discuss Brady Tkachuk finally scoring a between-the-legs goal as well as our worst fears and biggest hopes about this team. It was so  over... but we have the potential to be so back.

EMERGENCY PODCAST: All part of the plan

For the first time since 2017, YOUR OTTAWA SENATORS ARE IN THE STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS!

To celebrate the occasion, we have joined forces with the Zubcast to deliver the crossover episode of your dreams. Experience pure sports joy alongside us as we predict the Sens' most notable playoff performers, imagine the best ways the Sens could embarrass the Leafs, and so much more.

Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky @elitesensbrain or @CBeataE and @erikssonsburner, or follow us on tumblr at elitesensbrain.tumblr.com.

Also make sure to check out The Zubcast on your favourite streaming platforms, or on social media @zubcast.

Zubcast x Elite Sens Brain: Playoff Preview

With about a month left in the NHL regular season, something that was once unthinkable is finally true: the Ottawa Senators have a 91.2% chance of making the playoffs.

The price of the Sens's success? Everyone's favourite babygirl, Josh Norris. In this episode, we say goodbye to our favourite himbo, but not before getting mad about the Habs and talking ourselves into believing in the Ottawa Senators.

Babygirl eulogy

Now, more than ever before, four nations have been facing off. 

Listen to us as we discuss everything from on-ice fights to national anthems (both written by Carly Rae Jepsen and otherwise).

Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky @elitesensbrain or @CBeataE and @erikssonsburner, or follow us on tumblr at elitesensbrain.tumblr.com.



CanCon

Happy New Year!

While we were battling illness, the Sens have been busy tearing up the NHL (on weekends only). After analyzing Tim Stützle's new haircut, we look back at the year that was, and make predictions for 2025.

Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky @elitesensbrain or @CBeataE and @erikssonsburner, or follow us on tumblr at elitesensbrain.tumblr.com.

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