S3.E9: Thunderbolts Review (ft. Adam T. Gall)  In this episode of The Average Reviews, we return to the franchise that started it all for us — the Marvel Cinematic Universe — to break down the latest entry: Thunderbolts. Tim revisits the origin of our scoring system, how it all started with ranking MCU films in 2018, and why The Winter Soldier still reigns supreme. Joined by Adam T. Gall, we ask the big question: Did Marvel finally find its footing… or is this another swing and a miss?  🎙️ LISTEN anywhere podcasts are available 📺 WATCH now and drop your score in the comments 📱 JOIN US on Instagram (@theaveragereviewspod) to use one of our three scoring cards and tell us what you thought of the film!  💥 Whether you’re Team Red Guardian, still wondering what Ghost does, or just here for Florence Pugh — this one’s for you.  📣 Try Zencastr for your own podcast here: https://zencastr.com/?via=theaverage  👇 Like, comment your score, and don’t forget to subscribe! 👇  ⸻  #MarvelThunderbolts #ThunderboltsReview #MCUPhaseFive #MarvelPodcast #TheAverageReviews #MCU #RedGuardian #YelenaBelova #FlorencePugh #BuckyBarnes #PodcastLife #MovieReview #Zencastr #MarvelMovies #ThunderboltsMovie #MCUAnalysis #PodcastRecommendations #MoviePodcast #ScorecardSystem #PopCultureDiscussion

S3.E9: What about Bob - Thunderbolts* Review w/ Adam Gall

🎬 In this totally tubular episode of The Average, Tim and Johnathan are joined by Ricky from @thenightclubpodcast [https://www.instagram.com/thenightclubpodcast] to dive deep into the sewers of nostalgia with the 1990 cult classic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! 🐢🍕

We’re talkin’ puppets, pizza, practical effects, and the power of childhood wonder as we score this film across our signature categories—giving weight to why a movie might hit that sweet 3.5 out of 5 stars and still be legendary.

💬 Did you grow up on TMNT? Think it still holds up? Drop your score in the comments, and don’t forget to check out our Instagram (@theaveragereviewspod) where you can join the conversation using our scoring systems!

A massive thanks to Ricky for joining us on this ride through the sewers of cinema.

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S3.E8: Heroes in a Half Shell - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles '90 (ft. Ricky from @thenightclubpodcast)

🦆 It’s time to get feathered and freaky as we dive into one of the wildest cult classics ever laid—Howard the Duck! 🐣💥

We’re joined by our good friends Travis from @thenightclubpodcast [https://www.instagram.com/thenightclubpodcast] and Evan from @thekiltandtheredneck [https://www.instagram.com/thekiltandtheredneck] to talk about Marvel’s very first live-action movie. That’s right—before the MCU, there was a sarcastic, cigar-smoking, guitar-shredding alien duck with a taste for Earth women and one-liners.

We talk questionable creative decisions, incredible practical effects, and how this bizarre, foul-mouthed bird somehow waddled his way into cult movie history. Plus, lots of duck puns. Because, obviously.

🎥 Note: our video recording setup was being a real bird-brain, so this episode looks a little different—but the conversation? Still egg-ceptional.

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S3.E7: Feathered, Freaky, and Full of Feels (w/ Travis(The Night Club Podcast) & Evan (The Kilt and the Redneck))

Killer Robots, Exploding Heads & Indie Horror with Producer Travis Ayers! | Chopping Mall

Lock the doors and get ready for mayhem! In this episode, we’re diving into the 1986 cult classic Chopping Mall—and we’re not doing it alone! We’re joined by indie horror producer Travis Ayers (Cyst, Hawk & Rev: Vampire Slayers) to talk all things low-budget horror, practical effects, and the wild world of independent filmmaking.

Travis shares behind-the-scenes stories from his time producing films, the challenges and rewards of indie horror, and, of course, we break down Chopping Mall in all its head-exploding glory. 🤖💥

Don’t forget to leave a review and let us know what you think! Your support helps us keep bringing you killer episodes. 🔪🍿

#ChoppingMall #HorrorPodcast #IndieHorror #TravisAyers #CultClassic #TheAverageReviews

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S3.E6: Killbots & Indie Horror with Travis Ayers | Chopping Mall

We’re on a mission from… well, you know the rest! This episode, we’re diving into the 1980 cult classic, The Blues Brothers! From the legendary music to the insane car chases, to whether the comedy still holds up today—we’re breaking it all down.

Joining us for this episode is Adam, the composer behind the original theme for our 13 Nights of Halloween series! We talk about the film’s iconic soundtrack, its impact on pop culture, and what makes it such a unique blend of musical and mayhem.

💬 Let us know YOUR thoughts in the comments—does The Blues Brothers still hit the right notes?

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S3.E5: The Blues Brothers – A Mission from… the Average?

🚨 FULL SPOILER REVIEW AHEAD! 🚨

Stephen King’s The Monkey has finally made its way to the big screen, but does its mix of horror and dark comedy work? In this episode, we break down the film’s approach, its tone, and whether it successfully delivers scares or just cymbal-clashing chaos. None of us were familiar with the original King story, so we discuss the film purely on its own merits—does the comedic angle enhance or undercut the horror?

We also feature added reviews from @beardedfilmguy and Aaron from @abhorrormovies, giving us their takes on the film’s execution and whether it sticks the landing.

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👉 Let us know your thoughts in the comments! Did The Monkey work for you, or did its tonal choices leave you scratching your head?

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S3.E4: The Monkey (2024) – A Killer Toy Story or Just a Joke?

S3.E3: The Substance, The Academy Awards & Body Horror with Ivy Tholen!

The Oscars are recognizing body horror?! The Substance has been making waves this awards season, with nominations at the Academy Awards, Golden Globes, and beyond—but does it live up to the hype? In this episode, we break down Coralie Fargeat’s The Substance, discussing its themes, jaw-dropping practical effects, feminist horror roots, and whether it truly deserves its place among this year’s best films.

Joining us is a regular friend of the show, author Ivy Tholen, known for her slasher hits Tastes Like Candy 1 & 2, Maul Rats, and Mother Dear! Ivy brings her horror expertise to the table as we discuss Demi Moore’s powerhouse performance, Margaret Qualley’s intense transformation, and THAT unforgettable, blood-soaked climax.

Plus, we dig into how The Substance fits into the legacy of body horror films, from Cronenberg to The Fly, and why Hollywood is finally taking notice.

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S3.E3: Does The Substance Deserve Award Recognition? We Talk with Ivy Tholen!

 Breaking Down Leigh Whannell’s Wolf Man with Special Guest Aaron from A&B Horror Movies

Welcome back, Average Reviewers! This week, we’re joined by the brilliant Aaron from @abhorrormovies (A&B Horror Movies) to take a deep dive into Leigh Whannell’s Wolf Man. 🐺

Aaron brings his extensive horror knowledge and fantastic insight to the table, making this one of our most engaging discussions yet. Together, we explore why Wolf Man has divided audiences, dissect what works (and what doesn’t), and dig into the film’s deeper themes.

We’re all about celebrating how we each view movies differently, so don’t forget to drop your thoughts in the comments below!

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S3.E2: Tearing Into Leigh Whannell’s Wolf Man with Aaron from A&B Horror Movies

Welcome to the Season 3 premiere of The Average Reviews Podcast! 🎉 In this episode, we’re diving into the iconic 1985 movie Clue, a masterful blend of comedy and mystery. We’re thrilled to be joined by Evan from @thekiltandtheredneck podcast, who brings his unique insights and humor to the table.

Together, we unravel the genius behind the film’s multiple endings, its clever nods to the classic board game, and Tim Curry’s unforgettable performance as Wadsworth. Whether you’re a longtime fan or a newcomer, this episode is packed with laughs, deep dives, and a whole lot of love for this cult classic.

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S3.E1: The Game is Afoot – Unraveling Clue (1985)

🎥 Holiday Special: Breaking Down Robert Eggers’ Nosferatu! 🧛‍♂️

Welcome to our Holiday Special episode! This time, we’re sinking our teeth into Robert Eggers’ stunning reimagining of the horror classic Nosferatu.

In this video, we cover:

🕯️ The history and legacy of the original 1922 Nosferatu

📖 How Eggers weaves Bram Stoker’s Dracula and European folklore into his vision

🎬 A deep dive into the film’s script, music, editing, and overall atmosphere

Plus, some exciting announcements!

👉 Season 3 of The Average Reviews Podcast kicks off January 14th with a breakdown of the cult classic Clue!

👉 My new book, The Harvest of Briarville, releases this January. It’s a suspenseful, eerie story that’s perfect for horror lovers.

Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe to join us as we celebrate the weird, wonderful, and spooky side of movies. Let’s keep the conversation going!

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Holiday Special: Robert Eggers' Nosferatu Review

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