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Summer Games Chaos- Wild Warm-up
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Get ready for a wild ride with these chaotic warm-up for the ultimate summer games for monday night mayhem! listen as competitors push their limits in a series of fun and unpredictable activities to kick off the summer games season. Who will come out on top in this high-energy showdown? Luke or Tobias ??? Tune in to find out! Chaos, laughter, and excitement await in this action-packed show! on Chelmsford Community Radio 104.4fm
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Introduction by Tobias and Luke
00:00:02
Speaker
Good evening, good evening and welcome to our show. He's Tobias and he's Luke. And this Monday Night Mayhem on Tulsa Community Radio on 104.4 FM. Let's get this Mayhem show started on Tulsa Community Radio.
Secret Meetings and Luke's Role
00:00:24
Speaker
How have you been since last time on Monday Night Mayhem show Tobias? Luke, I have. Something I need to tell you. What's that? Well, we Had one of our secret producer meetings Another one. Yeah, sorry two weeks in a row. We have had you could have invited me Well We wasn't too sure what we was gonna do. Okay, and but but well there's a there is a reason why you haven't been invited into the is because they talk about me and
00:00:58
Speaker
Now that would be absolutely unprofessional. It is not because we like to talk about you behind your back. No. Okay. It is actually because. You are the champion of champions. You are the class of champion champions. And Dr. Knowsmore. The Dr. Knowsmore Sonic Quiz champion. Yep. And because you have those accolades, because you have those trophies, yeah obviously there is some planning towards the Summer Games that we haven't included you in because we don't want to get my ego too high.
00:01:36
Speaker
Well, we just feel that there should be some kind of independence from the champion and how we're arranging the event, how we're doing. Okay,
Summer Games Preparations and Concerns
00:01:47
Speaker
I get it. You know, so we don't we don't want to give you any um like advantage over the competitors. Yeah, you don't want me to know what the events are and all that. Yeah, there's some things that we have to kind of keep together. So, in saying that, Because we had our ah second secret meeting, in yeah um we have been going back, listening to the um the show from last week. OK. And um basically, we're scared. Well, me.
00:02:19
Speaker
We are absolutely terrified here at Monday Night Mayhem that when we start the Summer Games, you're going to lose. ah and um look in the Obama llama game game which was kind of like a warm-up yeah i lost that just like stretching like you know the old um nuggin yeah uh the grey matter we kind of we you kind of throw us into a bit of a spin a little bit like if i can relate this to real world
00:02:55
Speaker
life at the moment, if you can, it's kind of like Biden's performance at the debate with Trump. Okay. You know, where everyone watched that and went, Oh, my God, Biden's gonna lose he. Yeah, that. Yeah. So without getting too political, we kind of went into kind of panic stations. Yeah. And you put up extra points in that. No? No, I don't know. No. In the game, I mean. Yeah, don't get too hung up about the game. The game is done. Yeah, let's finish who won. The results are in and we all witnessed our champion of champions because you do represent us, Luke. Yes, I do. When you carry that belt, when you hold that title, you are reflecting. Yep.
00:03:46
Speaker
Monday Night Mayhem as a whole you are yes especially the belt you are ah representing sorry not reflecting you're representing Monday Night Mayhem yeah overall so once the summer games get started if we see me lose you go down the table like from top position to second third full fifth sixth and all the way down yeah it's gonna be an issue for the same the producers are worried about the branding future advertisements are we going to get any promotion like that kind of yeah and then we guess what they're trying to say i haven't heard it this is what i'm just thinking they might want to try and if i lose might feel a new host for taking the reins
00:04:30
Speaker
No, look, we would not do anything dramatic. That is something that those kind of meetings are the secret secret meetings. They are going now. Tell me so. They're above even the meetings that I'm allowed in. They are. You're not allowed in those meetings. So when they're talking about who's going to be the host, who's the show, the schedule, that is the CCR bosses. That is above my pay grade. And I don't even get. OK. OK, so. You do not have to worry about that. It's more about the show Monday Night Mayhem, the family that we have here, the the brand that we have built on the show and whether you absolutely fall it on your face and getting beaten by multiple competitors is going to be an issue. Yeah.
The Quiz Begins: Testing Luke's Knowledge
00:05:14
Speaker
So what we have come to the conclusion with yes is that
00:05:23
Speaker
We are going to do our best because Summer Games is just around the corner so we're going to do that our best to cram in as much general knowledge into me into your noggin between your two ears hold him as possible before we get because we cannot let you go out into that arena empty-handed yeah we've got to have something up your sleeve something that you can like as people say a secret up his sleeve yeah there's well yeah we need and whether it's an emergency pool cable it's something to
00:05:56
Speaker
like you so yeah so what we're going to do we have decided we're going to scrap our original plan we did have a local author coming in he was going to talk about his book yes but we've got that now but that scrap we've told him to go home um not happy that's why he's going to tell us all about his book that's why we're not going to mention his name because he was not happy so it's mr over no just say that I can't tease about that because I believe he said something. As he was walking out the door he did say he was going to sue us. a lot that the cu suffer Let's not mention his name at all. um And let's get on with the show. With... BAM BAM! By Cara Cabello featuring Ed Sheeran. You said you hated the ocean but you're surfing now. I said I love you for life but I just sold a house.
00:06:47
Speaker
We were kids at the start, I guess we're grown-ups now Couldn't ever imagine even having doubts But not everything works out, no Now I'm out dancing with strangers You could be casually dating Damn, it's all changing so fast I see I love it, I see It led to the light, baby Yeah, love came around and it knocked me down But I'm back on my feet
00:07:27
Speaker
Yeah. We were riding away and trying not to drown And on the surface I held it together, but underneath I sorta came unwound Where would I be or all that I need? My world, baby, you hold me down You always hold me down I've been the breaker and broken Every mistake turns into moments Wouldn't take anything back I still have enough shit
00:08:21
Speaker
Yeah, that's just life, baby Yeah, love came around and it knocked me down But I'm back on my feet I see how he loves me Yeah, that's just life, baby I was barely standing But now I'm dancing, he's all over me
00:09:23
Speaker
Keep dancing, yeah
00:09:42
Speaker
Oh here we go
00:09:49
Speaker
Luke. Yes. You find yourself. Where? In the same chair that you sit in every week. Yep. But today. It's. Different. Today. We're trying to build up the tenseness. Come on. Don't just repeat what I'm saying. Okay. I'm in the hot seat. Luke, you find yourself. With the Summer Games merely weeks away, competitors from all over the world... OK. ...are lining up to face you and destroy you. Take away! What's up, spaceship? Now... we enter... Tonight. Mm-hmm.
00:10:34
Speaker
where you will have to cram your brain with as much knowledge as humanly possible. I'll try my best. It will be somewhat of an experiment. It sounds like Doc Bounds in the room. This music makes me sound like this is a kind of sci-fi kind of film. Will the boy Luke's brain grow ten times over the night? Will it explode by the end of the quiz? Who knows? Marty! It's tonight. We cram your brain with knowledge. Right, so Luke. Yeah. Enough of the mastermind.
00:11:18
Speaker
Yep. And let, I said producers, if you can play something just to put Luke, there we go. We want the same kind of conditions as the summer games. We want you to feel the fret of your championship slipping out of your grasp. I can imagine that now it's disappearing. Can't grab it. Just imagine, at the end of the Summer Games, we announce... The winner of it all. The winner. And will it still be the champion or will there be a new champion on the line? A new champion crown. But what we're going to do here tonight, Luke, is it's get some general knowledge into that brain. Okay. So let us start with our first question. Let's do it.
00:12:09
Speaker
Which of these is an influential book compiled or written in China in the 6th century BCE? Luke, confidence in ah after hearing that question? I think not that confident. How good is your knowledge with China in the 6th century BCE? Not that good. OK. Well, multiple choice. Yeah. Is it A, the Analects, sayings of Confucius? Is it B, I Ching? Is it C, The Art of War by Sun Tzuo? Or is it D, Fire Dragon Manual compiled and edited by Yao Yu and Lu Bowen? Oh this is any of those answers but I'm gonna go for
00:12:58
Speaker
I went for my answer. That's all right. You don't have to announce it yet. No. We will do the answers at the end. Yep. We
Technical Difficulties During Quiz
00:13:05
Speaker
must move forward for some more general... Knowledge. Knowledge. So, Luke. Uh-huh. Fort Belland. Purpose built to defend against raiding American privateers was built in 1775. But where was it built? Ooh. Was it the Main I Strait? UK. Was it... Marcy Liebeau, Venezuela. Was it Sydney, Australia? Or was it Belen, Brazil? I'm going to go for this. Could you write it down? Or let it down? Very interesting because you have... there's some clues there. Yes, in the... There's Fort Berlin. Berlin. What is that word? Where is that word? Come on. American privateers. Second clue. American. Yeah. Third clue, 1775.
00:13:58
Speaker
Let's do, shall we? This is very interesting. Also, as well, I will announce now that I am reading the questions by and playing along. I have not seen the answers. No, he's playing along as well to see if he can get knowledge in the Summer Games. Because I too will also be competing. In the Summer Games, I'm on an AM. OK, so T.E. Lawrence was known as Lawrence of where? Oh, was it A, Australia, B, Kenya, C, Rhodesia or D, Arabia? and What was that? Something else. I believe there was a film was made yeah over this man. Okay, so who had his first prize fight in 1914 and became world heavyweight champion at Toledo in 1919 and was champion until defeated in 1926.
00:14:56
Speaker
I don't know. Wow, seven years yeah as champion. Was it Jess Willard? Mm hmm. Was it Jack Dempsey? Was it Cassius Clay? Or was it Joe Lewis? Oh, it could be any of those. It could be any. So remember, here's some clues. 1914, Toledo, 1919, 1926. Which of those names have that old timey feel? is there so Is there a clue between the year and the names? I'm actually just going to put that down.
00:15:33
Speaker
Very tense here. In the studio. Very tense. But how nearly halfway through this yeah first quiz, how are you feeling Luke? I'm feeling um in the middle. Does it feel like the ceilings are caving in? A little bit.
00:16:13
Speaker
ceilings plaster can't you just make it move faster lovely to be sitting here with you you're kinda cute but it's raining harder my shoes are now full of water Lovely to be rained on with you It's kinda cute but it's so short Then you're driving me home And I don't wanna leave But I have to go You kiss me in your car And it feels like the start of a movie I've seen before
00:17:15
Speaker
Before Bed sheets, no clothes Touch me like nobody else does Love me to just lay here with you You're kinda cute and I would say All of this But I don't wanna ruin the moment
00:18:00
Speaker
But it's over Then you're driving me home And it kinda comes out As I get up to go You kiss me in your car And it feels like the start Of a movie I've seen before But it's not real And you don't exist And I can't recall
00:18:30
Speaker
Luke, we go straight back into the quiz. Yes, we do. We have to cram the knowledge in now. Yes, ready for the Summer Games on Monday Night Mayhem. So, here we go. Okay. What species does the oof virus commonly affect? And that is the oof virus, which is O-R-F. I don't know how you pronounce that. Oof virus. No, I don't know how to pronounce that. Is it deer? Is it elephants? Is it sheep and goats? Or is it dogs? Oh, this is the creator of those animals. But but is it could be just one. And also again, once again, we're looking for clues. Is there something between woof and anything else? I suppose dogs go woof, woof. My pen's not working. Oh, God. Jesus gave me a dud. That will not be accepted in the summer game.
00:19:25
Speaker
OK, I worked down my answer. You got an answer for that? Yeah, so were they? No idea. I'm just guessing at this point. I'm going to pick these because I like them. OK, so the year of three popes involving Pope Paul the sixth, Pope John Paul the first, Pope John Paul the second is the name given to which year is it 1605? fifty and t 1590 1978 or 766. Okay. Now do you recognize any of the Pope's names? No. You don't have to mention this but give me a wink if you're Catholic. Interesting. We won't reveal on the race. We won't reveal what happened there. We're not going to make this religious or political pitch. But have you got any clue Luke? For that one? The year of the free Popes. I'm going to go
00:20:20
Speaker
Quite a spread of years there. Yeah, before done one down now.
Quiz Results and Reflections
00:20:25
Speaker
Now what did the US penny or cent carry on its observe when it was first minted in its current form in 1909? Was it an eagle? The Lincoln Memorial? The Union shield? Or the profile of President Abraham Lincoln? oh Now what did the US penny 1909 do you know when Lincoln was president? Not as much. No, neither do I. Okay, so because two of the answers have Lincoln. They have the big memorial or the profile of President Lincoln. Obviously a memorial beat after he's dead. So if he knew when he died, when he was assassinated, we would be able to tell whether we was closer to the answer or the profile means that he's probably still alive. Who knows?
00:21:15
Speaker
And when did the eagle come into being an American symbol? Annie, you can shield. When did that come into it? Or, as we say on Earth, Alien Luke, is union instead of yuk yuk shield. Alien answers will not be accepted. This is not... Union. Maybe in the Doctor Who quiz, but not in the general knowledge quiz. Okay. Keep your Doctor Who-ness away from these answers. I will put down... I'll put two answers down if I wanted. That will not be accepted in the summer games! Remember this is a tough summer game. OK, I'll put down an answer. OK, all answers are in. Yes. And that means that we will give our answer sheet over to the producers. And we will come back after the lovely angelic voice of Ed Sheeran. I can't even pronounce the name of someone who said Adrian, Luke.
00:22:09
Speaker
Do not put your alien blame on me! I'm not being alieniasis. That is celestial, which is very alien-like actually in the sky. You see tonight it could go either way Hearts balanced on a razor blade We are designed to love and break And to rinse and repeat it all again I get stuck when the world's too loud and things don't look up when you're going down I know your arms are reaching out from somewhere beyond the clouds You make me feel like the troubled heart is a million
00:23:26
Speaker
A thousand colors in a brighter shade Needed to rise from the lowest place There's a silver lining that surrounds the grave When I get lost, will it come back round? Things don't look up when you're going down Know your arms, do you? Reaching out from somewhere beyond the clouds
00:23:55
Speaker
Is a million miles away you make me feel Stars and we're dancing out in a space celestial
00:24:24
Speaker
We were made to be nothing more than this Finding magic in all the smallest things The way we notice that's what really matters Let's make tonight go on and on and on We were made to be nothing more than this Finding magic in all the smallest things The way we notice that's what really matters Let's make tonight go on and on
00:24:57
Speaker
my troubled heart is a million miles away you make me feel
00:25:24
Speaker
Luke, as we just heard Ed Sheeran said it could go either way. Yes, it can. And how confident are you that it's going to go your way here tonight? Not that confident. Okay, so roll up, roll up. Let's get the answer. Let's do this. Now, this is a general knowledge quiz. This is will be part of the Summer Games. When it happens. Look, it's happening very soon. You're saying it like it's... I'm getting nervous for it. You're saying it's like it's way, way ahead. It's pretty close. That's why I said it because I'm nervous. It is looking on the door as we speak. OK. Yes, I'm nervous anyway. Right. The first question here is... Which of these is still an influential book compiled or written in China? And... I went for C.
00:26:16
Speaker
okay the art of war yes i've heard of this i've heard of the art of war and so it says produces the screen is for some reason and that is correct look you're correct you've got a point i what did you go for i went for a i haven't got a point okay so already look you're doing much better than a lot obama lama quiz The producers, their confidence is hopefully building in the other studio. They're going, come on, Luke, you can do this. It's not going to be that bad when we get to the summit. Right. Here we go. second Question number two. Fort Bellen. Where was it built? Your answer. I went for, I know I'm going to get this incorrect. I went for A. You don't know that yet, Luke. You don't know. We don't know. Only the producers know. No.
00:27:10
Speaker
Oh have like cool difficultties with the producers. And can I just say if this is a producer playing around here and trying to. Stop it. This is Bob your mole trying to. Stop you like controlling. Stop the electronics from working to try and protect Luke and his ego. Who knows? Look, Luke got the first question correct! Don't worry, Bob. Okay, so do you not... Let's just... Don't worry, Bob. Don't worry. Stop trying to do the, uh... Old light hat tick on it. Hat tick? I don't know. And he would, I like this. Tactic and hack. In one, it's a hat tick. And was it? It's correct, Luke! Wow! You have two correct answers. And you went for... OMB, it's wrong.
00:28:03
Speaker
We might not have to fear our champion of champions. Might still be here. Might still walk away here. Okay so, T. E. Lawrence was Lawrence of where? And you put? I put D. And once this once we know this is a film as well and we have a correct answer here Luke. I've got three whites so far. What's going on? Three out of three so far. Luke, oh this is going so well. Here we go. Who had the first prize fight in 1914? Oh, I went for C. You went Cassius Clay. I tried to name the names of it. Interesting. Do you know Cassius Clay's name? He changed his name at one point. Do you know that? No. Okay.
00:28:46
Speaker
I just want the old answers. That was incorrect. My first incorrect one. It was actually Jack Dempsey. Okay Cassius Clay went on to become Muhammad Ali when he converted to being a Muslim. He changed his name. I didn't know that. Yes. I thought it was like a new person but no. Now, what species does the oof virus affect? OK, which one does it affect? I went four, really. Here we go. D, dogs. Ooh, OK. Sounds like woof. What dogs do? I went elephant's face, actually sheeps, and goats. OK, I've got three white, two in correct so far.
00:29:30
Speaker
OK, here we go. Now, the Year of the Free Popes. What year did you pick, Luke? I went for B. You went B, 1590? Yes. And the answer is... Is it 1590? Here we go. It's very tense here in the studios. The producers try and get the screen to work and it's, and it was incorrect. It was actually 1978. ah Very recent, really. Yeah. Four years ago. Okay. Now the last question. What did the US penny carry on its side? Was it? I went out of these two options, but I had to choose one. You did have to choose one. I went out of Lincoln Monomial and the profile of President akin Lincoln.
00:30:20
Speaker
Right, so your answer is, tell me your answer. You went for D, okay. I'm not sure. He's gone for D, ladies and gentlemen. If it's not, I'll just be shocked. Not literally. Not literally shocked. No lie detector in sight. Okay, I was going to say, when you said those words, that kind of takes you back to where we had the... Yeah, the lie detector person in. The electric shock in here. Oh, what's going on? Producers. It's okay, we are struggling right now to get this system. Bob, if you're trying to protect Luke and you're meddling with the system, please do not. Shalakin. Shalakin, yeah. Oh no, you said ha-ha-hat-tic. Hat-tic, that was it, yeah.
00:31:05
Speaker
okay we are right now suffering technical difficulties shall we go to the song we're gonna have to go to the song and we are gonna have to get to the bottom of this because we need to know how well Luke is doing on the road to the summer games let's get into i wrote a song by may miller
00:33:46
Speaker
Instead I wrote a song About how you did me wrong I could've cried at home And spent the night alone Instead I wrote a song I feel much better now Me and my girls are out And we all sing alone Instead I wrote a song Sir, without the logic of process, is it not just mayhem? Will we have worked so hard to eradicate? All I know is this violates every canon of respectable broadcasting. But today's Monday. Is it, is it mayhem? Doesn't sound like any radio signal I've heard. I'm going to find him, Brandon, when I do. He will be called upon to answer for every wanton act of mayhem he is responsible for. At last, Master Luke's come to rescue me. Luke's crazy. I hate my mess. It's Tobias. He's our resident DJ. What day is this?
00:34:39
Speaker
Monday. I hate Mondays. I hate Mondays. I hate Mondays. I love lasagna. That's this Monday. Like this Monday? Yeah. What? It's Monday already. Anything can be turned into a weapon of mayhem or destruction. Didn't get your minimum deadly allowance of madness and mayhem? Let the mayhem begin. What happened to Monday? Hopefully it'll be mayhem. The whole nation now comes to a halt on Monday night. Come on, come on! Let the mayhem commence! It's Monday. Luke. Okay.
00:35:15
Speaker
for your sake yes i hope you had nothing to do with the electronic disaster i had nothing to do it cost my heart we nearly just took out the whole of ccr i never did anything there the board started to smoke i looked at bob and he said he did nothing as well so it's not me or bob okay so we can we can trust the two liars in the room can we i say yes the two liars are telling us The truth. Well, let's see if you've got the correct answer in the last question. And I went for again. Well, let's remind them. The question. The question. So on the US penny, what did it have in 1909 on its side?
00:35:57
Speaker
Was it an eagle? The Lincoln Memorial? The Union Shield? Or the profile of President Abraham Lincoln? I went out for the B&D, but I went for the... You can't, you can't he do this? You can't he give me two answers. We need one answer. No, I'm saying I went for a train. No, no, no. Take that back once again. This is the Summer Games warm up. We must play by official rules. OK. The one I went for. Your one answer. Your one and true answer here, boy. I'm not sure if it's white, but I'm going to go for D. OK, he's gone for the D. Let's see if it's white here.
00:36:36
Speaker
I'll be, I'll be like, I would just shock. It's not in a lot of sense, but I'll be shocked a bit. Producers, please reveal the answer on the screen. Here we go. It's tense here. It's very tense and that might just be... I don't think the producers are doing it on purpose. I think it's truly the electronics here in the heat oh of the studio. Yes. These have been some very hot nights and these machines have been working overtime. And when they rise up and they become artificial intelligence, they will tell us of the torture that they had. But it is D, Luke! Yes! It is D and you are correct.
00:37:12
Speaker
So please, tell us how many points you have out of seven. OK, I've got one, two, three, four out of seven. Yes, four out of seven. Luke, you have done better than myself and you've done more than half with your points. So yeah, congratulations there, Luke. You have done very well. And I can say that is not the only quiz of tonight. We will be... Look, we've only got merely weeks away from the Summer Games where... Yes, we have. You'll be sitting in that seat and you'll be facing off against brains that we don't know how capable these brains are. Yeah, we don't know how good they are. These these brains could absolutely be the best brains in Chansford. Yeah, and they could take away my championship.
00:38:07
Speaker
It's very true, Luke. It could all go at the end of the Summer Games. But remember, that's about a fortnight away.
Pub-Style Quiz with Humorous Host
00:38:15
Speaker
Yes, it is. We have the opening ceremony next week. Yes. But here we go in a fortnight's time. There'll be the Summer Games.
00:38:26
Speaker
I was supposed to be sent away, but they forgot to come and get me.
00:38:36
Speaker
I was a functioning alcoholic too Nobody noticed my new aesthetic All of this to say I hope you're okay, but
00:39:02
Speaker
about your quiet treason and for a fortnight there we were forever running to you sometimes ask about whoever now you're in my backyard turn into good neighbors your wife waters flowers I wanna kill her
00:39:46
Speaker
I love you, it's ruining my life I love you, it's ruining my life I touched you for only a fortnight I touched you, but I touched you And for our fortnight there We were forever running to you so
00:40:14
Speaker
And now you're in my backyard Turned into good neighbors, your wife waters flowers I wanna kill her And for our fortnight there we were Together, run into the sun, time's all my time My sweater, now you're at the mailbox Turned into good neighbors, my husband is cheating
00:41:03
Speaker
I touch you, I love you It's ruining my life I love you, it's ruining my life I touch you for only a four night I touch you, I touch you
00:41:43
Speaker
Touch,
00:42:04
Speaker
touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch OK, Lookey Lo, we've come here from the pub and we're here. Tavares told us, come in here, get the pub quiz done, and you're our competitor, is that right? Yes. OK, so pub quiz, general knowledge, yeah everything's to play for, ah topics from all over the place, number two room, number two racing, we've got the family in, we've got the kids in, it's a Sunday afternoon in the pub, OK? Oh, it's Monday. i Well, I've taken...
00:42:35
Speaker
Well I'm not used to radio but what I've done, enough I've taken the Sunday quiz and played it on the Monday, they say we can't swear, is that right? Yes. Oh no I can't, no. you can't swear I can't swear so no it'd be the Sunday quiz on a Monday night is that right yes okay so Sunday quiz Monday night right got it okay here we go let's go now let's hey hey I'm the landlord I say let's get into this it's my pub and I'll direct in here alright this might be your studio but I'm the pub landlord here okay I've come from quite a distance here to come down here and do my pub alright
00:43:09
Speaker
I set off this morning you know that I get it okay so I say let's go I'm the pub landlord okay I get it you're saying it like you're you're the pub landlord let you say it go on then okay let's get into it ah You want to say something there, don't you? You've perked your lips. Okay, here we go. Now, question number one. Right, if you want crisps, they're at the bar, snatched at the bar. Try not to make too much noise when you get up, okay? They've got to hear the questions here, okay? Yes, we do. Okay, P.A. Siffs are not that great. Right, so, which direction does the sun rise? Okay. Hey, no, Terry, not at your... Come on, no. You can't say that. No. All right.
00:43:54
Speaker
ah Where the sun don't shine? No, we don't have that! Okay, multiple choice they said, so it's south, east, west or... Come on. Where you going? Land of the Rising Sun. Now, at the pub I'll play like that. I'll play some clips, you know, when this is going, but I haven't got control of the board, so I can't. no don't no No, don't worry, you haven't got the clips I've got. yeah I told you again, you're not the Poblano, I'm the Poblano, you don't play clips, I'm the clip man. Okay. There we go. Oh, actually, I don't mind that. All right. Okay, for the ladies table. All right, what did you put? I'll put East. Okay, put East lads. All right, let's see it. Producers say it come up on board, will they? Aye, that's a correct one.
00:44:44
Speaker
There you go, Loki. All right. um Now, which British monarch was also called Empress of India? Ah. Now, was that Queen Elizabeth, Queen Mary or Queen Victoria? I don't know. And now if you're going to take makeup, mate, I'll be gone. I'll easily go. I'll take my Sunday night quest to another Monday night show. I haven't got a problem with that. I'll go right now. hey ring the bell because it's on all right i'll see you out in the car park you're going like that anyway now you put your answers down on the we've got time here they tell me i'm on time here okay good i'm just gonna put that down now you are after an answer here's the radio okay i'll go for c what is queen victoria okay he's gone c queen victoria let's have a look let's have a look how he's done that's correct two questions here two questions two all right answers wow now what
00:45:39
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I went wow! Okay I thought you were sitting. Michael again. Right now, what is the high school called in popular US 2000s TV show Glee? Is it William McKinley High School? Is it JP Wine High School? Is it East High School? I'm gonna go for. Aye here you go. East High School. He's gone east and it's actually, if you're a fan of Glee and you don't stop believing, it's actually William McKinley. First wrong answer there Luke. a bit cocky there I did didn't I once again yeah this is all fun and games but for my I will have to take this outside okay I know I'm in the south and it's full of softies but I will have to take you outside okay let's get to the next question okay now what is the chemical symbol for oxygen oh is it ox is it on or is it oh um you that oh gone for oh
00:46:38
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And that is? That's correct, there you go. Now, which Greek island is known for growing the fruit called kumquats? I'm going to go for kofuyu, the bomb one. Okay, there's kofuyu, there's, hey, there's Lesbos, or there's Santorina. I'm going to go for the bomb one. He's gone for kofu? That's correct, there you go. Now, which animal is the mascot for Hufflepuff House? come on you got this you don't even have to look at answer I'm gonna go eagle okay he's got eagle ladies and gentlemen here we go everyone get ready the answer's wrong it's a badger I thought you looked like pot I thought you loved this answer oh you've got the glass and everything people right now no put down your wand whatever you do don't get that out your pack okay now who was the first woman to win the noble prize in 1903? I'm gonna go for Alice. Hey I'm the puddle I love it! I'll direct you if I want you to read the answer out loud I'll direct your son you don't come to me and tell me the answer I'll tell you the answer okay read it out then
00:47:45
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Don't tell me to read out the answer. I'll read out the answer. I don't need someone to tell me to read out the answer before I'm going to read out the answer. Anyway. Me and you have a couple of problems here. I'll be back for summer games and I'll kick you a bloody ass, you know. That's it, ring the bellies. No, come on. Stop it, producers. Right, we've got to get through this. I've got 100 questions here. All right. Who was first woman in Nobel Prize, 1903? Was it Alice O'Gostas Ball? Was it Grace Hopper or was it Marie Curie? I'm going to go Grace Hopper. Come on, Grace Hopper. Ladies and gentlemen, get your booze ready. I'm gonna watch it out first. It's Maricari!
00:48:17
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yeah She done all that carna-uranium stuff. Oh, car-co-alien. Hey, this guy's got a guy to you. You got a guy that's going to open up a pub, are you? No. OK, we'll keep it shut, then. Right, now, which continent is... Oh, handbags. OK, here we go. Now, which continent is closest to Antarctica? Is it South America, is it Oceania, or is it Africa? South Africa. that's not on the board but we go Africa here we go yeah there was as love have put your answer down boy don't start cheating now that's us get it written down that's who that is yeah if my pen works ah he's having excuses now okay he's gone Africa i South America have a look at the globe when you go on right now what currency does Poland use okay is it the ruble is it the zlot or is it the korana i'm gonna go korana korana i don't see i say that right no korana i don't know here we go he's saying korana and that's incorrect it's a zlot you got some poles around here oh i see good
Conclusion and Promises for Next Week
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lads here oh yeah shame a lot of them went home in brexit you know that anyway no politics in the pub i'll get you a punch up right now
00:49:38
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Here, that's the only sound effect you have, it seems. You've got no more. Yes, I have. All right, get ready. Right, how many legs do crabs have? Is it six, is it eight, or is it ten? I'm going to go six. He's going six, ladies and gentlemen. Get your booze ready. Ah, it's ten? Did you not know he had ten legs? No. No, neither did I, actually. but say That's the is that outside? yeah So it's the only time because of a gun I can quit. Okay, right now which famed ancient Greek hero or died after being shot by an arrow in the hill? I'm gonna go. Now the answer's in the question, your question's in the answer, you know what I'm saying there? Hercules.
00:50:21
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Okay, one more time. I'm going to help you out because this is the family fun quiz and this is a Sunday quiz on a Monday night. I normally help it out with the kiddies now. If you read the question. Heels. It could give you the answer. Heel. What's in the question? What's in the answer? What's in the question? Oh, like Greek. Anti-Greek. Okay, so it's Achilles. It's Hercules or it's Perseus. I'm going to go for the top one. OK, he's gone Achilles. No, why not down first? OK, here we go. Why not down? There's A. Here we go, he's gone for the A. And that is? And that's correct, because the answer was in the question. Oh, it was, wasn't it? Did you get that? Because you've got your Achilles heel. Oh, yes, I have, haven't I? Don't know what I'm doing. Take it with him, Nick. I'll go now. I'll go now. I don't know his view.
00:51:12
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are once again now in my pub i'm in control i don't like this i't now what three colors make up the flag of mordova is it blue yellow or red of course you don't bloody know you're doing the quiz of course you don't i'm the quiz master ill go see okay he's gone yellow white and green Ah, it's blue, yellow and red. I didn't know. Now it's the jalapeno pepper I heard Tobias likes his jalapeno peppers. Is a jalapeno pepper a fruit or a vegetable? I think it's... Oh, Neva. I'm going to go Neva to be on the safe side. Oh, he's going for a wrist there. Neva. And it's a fruit. Damn it cuz where do fruits go on trees I above ground How much time ago we've got time here, okay now, what does a sommelier specialise in is it chocolate wine or water only a chocolate Okay, sommelier. Have you heard of a sommelier before? No Okay, that one's not about fall. No, okay OK, so you've gone chocolate? Yep. The answer is wine. It's pub land mud. You like your wine and your pub, don't you? We do sell it. OK, now, here we go. What is the hardest natural substance on Earth? I'm going to go titanium. Is it diamond? Is it marble? Or is it pub land mud? Is that not true? No, I'm going to go titanium.
00:52:48
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he's going titanium okay now you know when you go down screw fix and they got ah they've got coated drill bits yes and what do they normally coat them with diamond you went titanium and it's diamond that's what I'm saying they've they've brought me down here to try and help you out here they told me to come down here train you up yeah for summer game and I'm trying my best and what I'm trying to do
00:53:17
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He's not being interrupted by that. What I'm trying to do is say it to you, think, think about the question. You know, think about Screw Fix. Screw Fix it. OK, here we go. Now, which country hosted the Olympics in 2016? Ah, that was Brazil. He's confident with this one and he's correct. Summit, please. Now, we're going to leave it there. They tell me that we run out of time. Yes. So... But the producers are even both saying it. Producers are telling me that I'm going to have to go. Yeah, back to your pub. Back to my pub. And ah let's just go through your answers here. How many have got white? I've got one, two, three, four, five, six whites. OK, that's six out of 16. Yes. OK, so that's just, just over a third. Yeah, it is, isn't it?
00:54:14
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now anyway I'm gonna just say um I was gonna give you a motivational speech at the end of this I was gonna try and oh yeah pump you up try and give you some light you know but you've tipped me off too much I will be and I'll see you next week with Tobias who will be back on Monday night mayhem
00:54:46
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I love the way that you strut when you step cause it took you up And I love the scuts and the shuts that you whack cause it took you up So don't change the way that you talk and you see that you've come so far Don't let them change you You've got something
00:55:22
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You're too loud to be crying, too bright now to stop it and blow away Planet of it, time to show it You're too strong to be tied, too close now to keep on going
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Cause I love the way that you grew up to your truth as it took you
00:56:30
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Too bright now to stop it blowing Light it up now Time to show it You're too strong to be tired Too close now to keep on
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Got too loud to be crying to cry