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TOBIAS SOLO SHOW WILL LUKE BE BACK???
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Welcome to the Tobias Solo Show on Chelmsford Community Radio! 🎙️ In this episode, Tobias dives deep into the latest buzz and speculations surrounding our favorite co-host. Will Luke be back on the airwaves? 🤔 Join us as we discuss the potential return of Luke, explore the impact of his absence, and share some behind-the-scenes stories you won't want to miss. Tune in for an engaging mix of updates, insights, and community chatter. Whether you're a long-time listener or new to the show, this episode promises to keep you entertained and informed. Don't miss out! #TobiasSoloShow #ChelmsfordCommunityRadio #WillLukeBeBack
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Introduction to Monday Night Mayhem
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Monday night mayhem, the summer games are here Join us on the radio, let's cheer and cheer 2024, is the year we'll shine With Monday night mayhem, it's summertime Monday night mayhem, summer games in full swing Tune in, get ready, let your heart sing The radio comes alive Monday night mayhem Let the excitement thrive Athletes from across the transfer Commuted the radio Chasing their dreams Monday night mayhem Where victory gleams From two words angle To hand lying game We'll cover it all With live updates and stories We'll never fall
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Speaker
We'll have the competition, the triumph and tears Join us on this journey, overcome your fears Monday night mayhem, summer games and full swing Tune in, get ready, let your heart sing From shelter to radio
00:01:23
Speaker
This is Monday Night Mayhem and unfortunately we are missing our clash of champion champions Luke Willy nowhere to be seen so far but look the night is early so you never know what might happen here on Monday Night Mayhem there's always surprises there's always mayhem And we might just get to the bottom of the disappearance of Luke William.
The Mystery of Luke Woolley's Absence
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Has he felt the pressure of the Summer Games? Has he decided to go and try and find the original Summer Games trophy?
00:02:04
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what has happened we will try and get to the bottom of this but whilst we are doing our best to try and get Luke Worley back where he belongs on Monday night mayhem let's listen to Unhealthy by Annie Marie and Shania Twain Well your love is worse, worse than cigarettes Even if I had twenty in my hands Oh baby I touch it hurts, more than hangovers Know that bottle don't hold the same regret And my mother says that you're bad for me Guess you never felt the highway wrong right now And my father says I should run away But he don't know that I just don't know how Well, if it's unhealthy, then I don't give a damn Cause even if it kills me, I'll always take your hand
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That you're bad for me Guess they never felt the heart we're home right now And my sister says I should run away But she don't know that I just don't know how Well if it's unhealthy and I don't give a damn Cause even if it kills me, I'll always take your hand It's unhealthy, they just don't understand And when they try to stop me, just know nobody can You still don't be mine
00:04:44
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So we do appreciate here at Monday Night Mayhem all the conspiracy theories coming in. and We've got one here from Janice saying that there was a sale on um for baked beans and that maybe Luke's having trouble getting all those ah tins of baked beans home. Now I do appreciate that but I I'm not too sure whether that is the case tonight. I Hopefully well look we like i said we are really trying right now to try and get into contact with luke um we've had a talk with everyone here involved the show and the last time that we had actual contact with luke was um surprisingly last tuesday so it has nearly been um a full week without any communication which
00:05:44
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is a little bit odd because you would think that as normally we normally do our production meeting but Not surprisingly, Luke didn't turn up to that, but in the past, he's missed those before. So that's not too surprising. and With Chetty's social media, he has been active. So we know that he is safe. We know that he is still amongst the living, which is a relief because I know that we had some text messages going RIP and look, as much as I appreciate the dark humor,
00:06:16
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You know, it's it did give us a little bit of a fright when we first read that coming through on the board. But we know that he's alive. There has been, like I said, on his social media, there has been activity. But for the one show that he has turned up to every Monday night for what is it, four years, maybe longer. He hasn't turned up. Now, like I said, the theory could be that we are starting off the summer games. Obviously we had our ceremony. Um, but also actually reflected on it. Now there was the case of the producer of running out crime. Wasn't there? That was something that did happen.
00:07:05
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And have we heard from her? Have we had any update? I'm looking over the producers and they're saying no. OK, so that's interesting. So we still haven't. So let's get this. We're we're missing Luke Woolley, the champion of champions, the main host of the show. Well, we haven't got Luke and we haven't got the trophy. Has Luke taken it upon himself to chase down the trophy? Is that what we're looking at tonight? Is that the case? Now, if it is, I would have appreciated Luke to maybe, um, got in touch with us. Maybe, maybe just give it a second.
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One second here. Well, let's check the number first, because it might just be a scam. No, it's not a scam. It's not a scam. OK, let's answer that then. ah Mystery caller, you have gotten through to the studio here at Motion Mill live on CCR. please do not swear normally we have a screener for these calls we find out who the person is before we answer it live on air but tonight we are making a special admission here to plug this straight into the studio so please whatever you do speak now but do not swear hello it's ah me
00:08:28
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okay that doesn't help at all that is absolutely useless drop the call drop the call it's gone okay um we don't appreciate like i said yes there's humor in texting rip to the studio yes i see the funny side and i kind of get the prank calls i do i used to love prank calls sometimes i'll still stick them on uh the youtube and watch some compilations of prank calls but it's not something we need right now so please avoid doing the prank calls but if you have information please reach out on 01245 806 807 so that's 01245 806 807 and here's Apple by Charlie
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You're feeling alone
Chaos Ensues with Prank Calls
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Now we have given out the number, we have fielded a few more phone calls. um Once again, they have ah not been successful in identifying any new information of the whereabouts of Luke Woolley. Once again, we're not concerned about his health or well-being. Like we said, we we have seen that on his socials, he has been online, he's been posting, but he hasn't shown up to the job that he has held for many a year. And that is concerning, um but it's
00:12:20
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we I don't know summer games it was supposed to be here we're supposed to be we've done the opening ceremony and you know this was supposed to be the first round of the summer games so I can I can understand that the people who are texting disappointed that um we haven't got into it I can't look I'm running silo right now unless I bring in all the producers and we put something together which is a possibility we might have to do that but hopefully not But we are just going to keep on doing it. OK. Once again, we're not going to screen the phone. We're just going to let it fly. So OK, producers, let's ask the phone and see what we've got. Hello. This is Monday night mayhem. You are live on the air. Please do not swear. Have you got any information about the one and only Luke Woolley?
00:13:18
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Hi, it's Keith here and I know where he is Okay, um I'm not too sure whether Keith I appreciate um you ringing into the show, but I'm not too sure whether Luke is comfortable with ah ah Are we breaking this here now? it Because I know look Luke has been talking about someone who he has the hots for and Someone has been, is this possibly? Have we got to the bottom of this already, this early in the show? Keith, can you reveal are you Luke's secret lover?
00:13:56
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Yes. Wow, I did not expect that answer. um That's a shocker. Keith, please tell me that Luke is safe and well and he is on the way to the studio. He's on the way to some kind of studio but not yours. Oh, Keith, look, I appreciate the phone call. We have got no way to verify what you're saying is absolutely true and correct. um Is there any way that you can provide some kind of proof, some kind of evidence that what you're saying is true and correct? Luke's left his phone here, so I can tell you that.
00:14:46
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okay well that would answer why he's not answering his phone at least we know that now so we've cleared that up um but is that's it then you've got his phone he's he's gone off and he's going to a studio that is that all you know he said he's going to challenge foot but for something but then i what okay so right ah Once again Keith, um thanks for calling in. um I'm not too sure how helpful that has actually been though Keith. Are you sure? There is nothing else. What would be the purpose of leaving his phone though? I don't understand Keith. is Can you try and illuminate that? Why has he left his phone?
00:15:33
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Actually, he's just signed by his phone. It looks golden, looks golden. It's like a trophy date from the Olympic Games. Okay, so Keith, now that doesn't help really because one of the theories that we had from one of our listeners was that Luke is on a mission to find the trophy. So if he's found the trophy and he's left it with his phone and now he's going to a chance of studio That doesn't make any sense, Keith. Now we're, I feel like we're, I feel we're more confused than what we were at the beginning of this phone call, Keith. So please, and your last message here on the air, please help us. Just help in some shape or form.
00:16:23
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of what well just look last word here Keith please Luke come back for your phone and go back to CCR 104.4 FM okay so we have had um yeah producers you can drop that corner so
00:16:43
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Maybe that has cleared up some kind of mystery there. Maybe we are closer to finding Luke, but we are still on the lookout. um So any information, I'll put it out again. 01245 806
Suspension of the Summer Games
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807. So that's 01245 806 807. And this is CCR and you are listening to all these knives.
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We've been going like a hurricane Who's gonna be the one to break the silence Are you driving in another lane? Cause I've been waking to the sound of sorrow
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All of these lies we've been talking and searching And all I wanna hear is you to say you love me Levitating got me off the ground Out of control and I can't stop climbing Look what you do to me
00:19:03
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All of these nights we've been talking and touching And all I wanna hear is you to say you love me And all of these nights been leading to something Cause all I wanna hear is you to say you love me
00:19:40
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Okay, so we are, um ah well I'll catch you up just in case you're just tuning in now. We have lost our main host, Luke Woolley. Luke Woolley is lost. Now you can say that in a lot of ways about Luke. You can say he's lost in his mind. You can say he's lost his marbles. You can say he's lost his cool when he's in a competition and he's starting to lose. But we have actually lost the physical embodiment of Luke. Luke Woolley is lost. Get that out there. Put it on your social. Hashtag Luke Woolley is lost. And maybe, just maybe,
00:20:15
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We still have half an hour left in the show. Maybe I'm hoping that we're going to get closer to the answers here. We have theorized. We've gone back and forth ah with the details that were revealed in the last call by someone called Keith. um I've asked the producers, does anyone has anyone ever heard Luke talking about a person named Keith? And the answer has been loud and it has been clear and it has been a no. It's been a resounding no. No one has ever heard of someone named Keith. So we are going to draw a line under the information that Keith gave us. We believe that to be a prank call. We are going to
00:21:01
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Yeah, producers put that on up on the wall. um Yeah, just cross out because we've tried to put together some kind of plan here of um the information that we're getting in. It's kind of came. It's become a bit of a epicentre here. We've kind of taken over one wall and we are trying to pin down the details that we are receiving through the text, through the emails and through the phone calls. So let's cross, yeah, put a big cross, that's right, producer, just put a big cross over that because we believe that to be an erroneous claim. That is a prank call. ah Producers, do we have a note? Do we have some kind of sound effect to um to say that that was a prank call? Just anything to kind of just.
00:21:49
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that kind of works so yeah so boo to that call we don't believe that that is a real call we believe that to be fake and so we are still asking for information so anyone out there please you know Luke Willy you know what he looks like you've been on his YouTube you're subscribed you're on the Instagram if you have seen him we We need to track him down, we need to get to grips with where the hell is Luke Woolley, because this, for but supposedly this was supposed to be round one of the summer games, this was going to kick off, um well we had kicked off the summer games, this was supposed to be in the summer games, this was supposed to be officially um the first round of the summer games, but
00:22:34
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here we are um and i say here we are here i am uh luke is still lost and uh we don't know what uh what way to move forward so okay we have got a another call coming through to the studio Yeah, don't screw it. Just put it straight in. This is kind of going into an emergency situation. Cooler, cooler on the line. You have got through to the Molsheim Mill Chelsea community radio. Please reveal yourself. Hello. Who's this? Um, yeah, that's yeah no, I'm the one. Look, you've rang me.
00:23:15
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if you look If I was ringing you, I can understand you going, who's this? But you you've called this number. what What number did you think this was? Who do you think you was ringing right now? Oh, I thought I was ringing, like, Dick and Dom. OK, well, all right, drop the call. Drop the call. That's obviously a prank. That's obviously a prank call. Obviously, Luke loves Dick and Dom. That's something that we are... Well, look, we... ah producers I gave you you had more time surely there's a better noise than just boo come on I know we're all shell shot right here and we're trying to pull pull this ship together but have we got a better sound effect for our prank callers here okay that's yeah I like that that's kind of ge
00:24:02
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cheese. There we go. And so that was a cheese prank call. And yes, they mentioned Dick and Dom. Some of the producers, I've just been giving a note here, saying ah that that did sound familiar. The voice did sound familiar. But did it really sound familiar? We just look, ah are we just grasping onto straws right now? Is that Have we become so desperate that we are trying to pin anything and just say that I look we are at a loss right now. Luke Willie is lost the hashtag Luke Willie is lost now. I've seen some people have been using a hashtag here.
00:24:49
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um on twitter and they've put luke is a loser now that is not the hashtag that we was trying to promote we're trying to promote right now luke willie is lost we are trying to gain some kind of momentum here to get some answers so it does not help when you put luke willie is a loser now that does not i appreciate that we normally encourage that When it's team Tobias versus team Luke, but right now the team that summer games and let's get the bomb ready for this because this is I Think we need to make this so everyone knows this Okay summer games All right, I'm queued up we knew it we're just I thought you had that then that was the perfect one That's the one we wanted wasn't it?
00:25:37
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Okay, right here we go Let me just drop this right now. um um I don't wanna do it, but I'm gonna have to do it. Drop it. Oh no, that's not good. Well, I wanna do it. Okay, there's the bomb. Okay, look, here we go. that Producers, I understand Luke Woolley's not here and we're a little bit lost with all this, but surely we can get our stuff together here. Surely, come on. Right, let me just drop this right here.
00:26:09
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Summer Games
Speculations on Luke's Secret Mission
00:26:10
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is suspended. Let me just drop that again. Let me make that loud and clear. Summer Games it is suspended. It's not over. It's not done, but we are suspending the Summer Games. We are holding back. um Yeah, that's right. It's echoing in the studio now. We didn't even call for that last one. Summer Games is suspended. It's not over, but it is suspended and we are going to hold back. On tonight's round, it was very special. We're going to have to turn away our participants. And that's quite hard to say, actually. That's quite. Yeah, I yeah i understand. We've got produce. Everyone's upset. We are not doing well here, but look, I'm going to put it out once again. We're not going to start with this effort. We are not giving up just yet. We're going to put this out. Oh, one, two, four, five. Oh, six. Oh, seven. If you have any information, please.
00:27:09
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For the love of all that is holy, please reach out, give us some, give us anything. Have you seen someone with a beard, for God's sake? Have you seen someone with glasses? If you have, get in touch. We need that now. We need the information. Luke Willey is lost. Hashtag Luke Willey is lost. And here we are with Rush by Troy Swan.
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You let it break Every stimulation promise I can take What you wanna get Boy, you better show me Why you been scheming up You got my heart beat Raising my body Crazy
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You got my heart beat Raising my body Raising my body
00:30:09
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All our games are here Join us on the radio, let's cheer and cheer 2024 is the year we'll shine With Monday night mayhem It's summertime Monday night mayhem Summer games in full swing Tune in, get ready Let your heart sing Front shots with the radio comes alive Monday night mayhem Let the excitement thrive Athletes from across the transfer Commutity radio Chasing their dreams Monday night mayhem Where victory gleams From two words angle To headline game We'll cover it all With live updates and stories We'll never fall
00:31:08
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Love the competition, the triumph and tears Join us on this journey, overcome your fears Monday night may help
00:31:30
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This is Monday night mayhem and we are missing our leader and chief. Luke Woolley is lost. We do not know where he is. We do not know his location. We do not know his whereabouts. All we do know is that he is safe because he has been uploaded on YouTube. So we are not worried that he is ah not of this world. We believe he is amongst the living and maybe we have heard the conspiracies. We have heard the people say that he is on the run. He does not want to lose the clash of champion championship. He does not want to lose the summer games. And that is understandable. That is at risk. Ladies and gentlemen, and that is what is on the line with the summer games. So if that is the case and you are listening, Luke.
00:32:22
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Stop messing around and get back into the studio because that is not a good enough excuse to be missing right now, because even though that is a possibility, it is not a certainty. So, Luke, if you are out there listening, please, please get in touch. But look, if you've missed any of the show, we have had to drop a truth bomb.
00:32:50
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Summer Games is suspended.
00:32:58
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Okay, I was expecting another truth bomb then. I thought this was a big news. People were really worried, really concerned. I thought everyone was really excited, but obviously... my look Producers, I will answer that call. Just li look, it still rings. I just want to make it clear that I understand that it's irate it's because i'm missing my radio host here luke whi but let's answer far of the call like i said no screeners okay cooler you are on yeah you have called in into monday night mayhem please if there's any information
00:33:43
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About the whereabouts of Luke Willie. Please sound it off now and let's hear what you got to say. Hello, it's me Luke. Okay, drop the call. Drop the call. That's a fake. That's a fake. I can, as soon as the words came out of his mouth and hit my ear holes, I knew that was a fake. That was a fake. That was a prank. Prank noise. Hit it up.
00:34:07
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okay that's nothing but cheese that was nothing but cheese cheese i have been on the airways with luke for years i would know his voice i would note with certainty with clarity i would understand okay so i'm looking at producers i know i appreciate you saying i do not believe that was luke so no screeners on the air let's hear it who are you Hello, it's me Luke from CCL 104.4 FM. Drop it. Drop the phone call. Drop it. That's not Luke. That is not Luke Woolley. I know his voice. These prank calls are... No, I know you don't... Look, if you... Thank you. Thank you.
00:34:51
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che We need to let a producer go AWOL then they need we're not gonna click on the prank button but I believe that to be a prank so that when I believe it to be a prank that's when you press the prank button okay that's the rules here okay I don't want to take look I don't want to take control but that's what I'm having to do right now it's not something I want to do but it's something that's happening right now in the studio on Monday night mayhem so Alright, okay. Let's... Producers, please, let's answer it and let's see who this is. Hello, it's me, Luke, from CXR 104.4 FM. Dick and Dom, my favourite show. Okay, now, now, drop the call, drop the call before he speaks anymore. I realise the confusion. I realise why the producers here are screaming and banging on the glass. And I understand.
00:35:50
Speaker
They believe that to be Luke Willy, which what I will agree upon here and what I will give you right now, producers. is yes. Was that the voice of Luke Woolley? Yes. Was that a recorded soundboard Luke Woolley? Also yes. That was not the real Luke Woolley. You heard what you said. oh i'm luke willy is a zero take no We have heard that sound clip go out on the airwaves. That was not the real Luke Woolley. That is someone who is a Thank you. of the producers got persuaded by my argument there. That was a cheesy prank call. That was not the real... Hello, CCR 104.4. It's Dick and Dom here, and you're listening to Luke Woolly. Luke... This is proof. Woolly. Thank you, Dom. Yes. And now, it's back.
00:36:38
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to Luke Woolley. Now let me just pull back the curtain for everyone right now. Every time you hear that on the airways, that does not mean Dick and Dom have got a helicopter and come into the studio and they are saying it live. Ladies and gentlemen, that is a pre-recorded little jingle that we play, okay? So what the caller has done, they have cleverly recorded Luke Woolley's voice, which is everywhere. We know that to be true. That's all over the internet. If you want, if you want to hear Luke Woolley, There are hours upon hours, hundreds maybe of hours, maybe even thousands of hours of audio that you can take from the internet, from Spotify and put it into an AI machine to make, to say anything. Okay. No, I'm not. No, I am not losing my mind producer. I know exactly what I'm talking about right now. That was not the real Luke Woolley. I can tell you that right now. Okay. That was an AI.
00:37:35
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ah reg
00:37:39
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these cools We're putting them straight on the air. Hello caller. Who is this? It's definitely me, Luke Willie. Drop the call. No, drop it. Drop it. Drop it. Drop the call. Drop the call. That was not Luke Willie. That is someone in AI and they look, I tell you what they're doing. Look, listen to this. That is what they're doing. They are typing those commands into the AI generator. That is not the real lu Wooly. There is no difference in tone. It is one flat line. on the That is what it we're hearing right now. This is not open for debate producer. And we we just do a little truth bomb there. Yes, AI is out there and it's very scary. That is the truth bomb.
00:38:24
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and look let's Let's try and change the mood here because like I understand it is getting a little bit, it's hot in the studio and it's getting a little bit irate. And the producers think I'm going crazy. I can tell you right now I'm not going crazy and I can tell you why I'm not going crazy because we're going to play Green Green Grass by George Ezra.
00:38:52
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But she moves like lightning, and she counts to three Then she turns out all the lights and says she's coming for me And I put your hands up, this is a heist And there's no one in here living Gonna make it out alive Load it up when the song comes down Get away, cover two young lovers Me and the girls straight out of town Over the hills and undercover, undercover, undercover She said
00:39:36
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There's no party on the day that I die We hold together at M&E But the girl is so much more than just another apple thief She's a genius, watch and learn Yeah, she says the world on fire just to watch the sucker burn. No one at home when the sun comes down,
Revelation of Luke's Staged Absence
00:39:59
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get away carpet to your lovers. Me and her girl straight out of town, over the hills and undercover, undercover, undercover. She said,
00:40:22
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Let us all party on the day that I die
00:40:43
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Moon it up when the sun comes down Get away, call for two young lovers Meet a girl straight out of town Over the hills in undercover, undercover, undercover She said, green fingers, blue, blue sun
00:41:29
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Okay so we have opened up the telephone line and we are reading your texts and we appreciate everyone who has contributed to the hashtag Luke Woolley is lost and also for the ones who have hashtag Luke Woolley is a loser we appreciate those hashtags but that is when we are in the midst of the summer games but we have a truth bomb and the truth bomb is
00:42:01
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again suspended okay It's suspended, it's not happening tonight so please do not text about or hashtag about Luke, will he be in a loser? It does not help tonight because there is a different ah there is a different atmosphere here because we are more than halfway through the show. and we are no non the wiser to where Luke Woolley is and we have had an internal argument between myself and the producers who believe that that was the real Luke Woolley and I as a sound um sound of mind I am pushing back I am saying no that is a I look that is a I look that is a I look okay that is
00:42:50
Speaker
OK, here we go. Another phone call. So um straight into the studio. Please reveal yourself. Hello, it's me. Look, if you want to know the truth, it's actually me. OK, drop it, drop it, drop it. Don't let him say another word of artificial intelligence on the airways. We are not a supporter of artificial intelligence. We do not agree with it. And we do not believe that in these situations it should be used because you are in danger in our investigation right now. OK. Oh, producers, good point. Good point. Did he change his tone this time? Was it the normal? No, there was a little... Yes, he... Okay, he's adjusted. Obviously there are an adjustment. There must be dials on this AI machine where he can turn it up and change the tone. Well done. Well done. But look, if you have any real information and you are not just another prankster who feels it's funny to... Okay, we've got another call here.
00:43:50
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Another call. Straight into the studio. Let's do it. Who is this? Please reveal yourself now. ah it me oh just so i just stop my phone there Okay. Well, but I don't that. Yeah. Yeah. We've stopped yet. Don't worry. The call's been dropped. Interesting. Very interesting. So everyone at home, remember what you just heard. We answered the call. We said to reveal yourself. What did they say? It's Luke Woolley. Oh, I dropped my phone. Now, let's go on to Luke Woolley's. Yeah, let's do it. We've got the screen in the studio. Let's go on to Luke Woolley's YouTube. Yes, do it now. Yeah, go on to the screen. OK, so we're on this. That's great. We've got it up here now. Right. Go to this one. He's got these horror videos and he normally has this phone because I know he's got multiple phones, but he normally has
00:44:44
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Right, yeah, producer, while we listen to this next song, go on to that YouTube video, I bet you! I bet you anything that he, that is a sound clip that has been ripped from this video about his missing phone, because that, I remember this episode, he drops his phone down a storm drain, he has to go and find it, and then he spends the next 20 minutes venturing off into the storm drain, and he finds a monster along the way. I know these videos like the back of my hand, if yeah wrestling wasn't my chosen subject for the Summer Games, which, truth bomb,
00:45:17
Speaker
Truth bomb, truth bomb is suspended, thank you, is suspended if wrestling wasn't my special interest um selected ah subject for the summer games which has been suspended. If I would use my secret knowledge would be Luke Woolley's YouTube. I know it like the back of my hand and that was a clip from his video. Okay so please producer go back on that video get that sound clip for me because I am a hundred ten but I producer producer there is a hundred and ten percent I'm allowed to say that you're saying that that's not a real number that is a real number I've just said it
00:46:01
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And um no, that's not, no, that's not fake. That's not a prank. 110%. You can have that. That is a mathematical possibility. Now, while you're doing that producer, do that video. Look at that. And once again, 01245, if you have leg legitimate, legitimate, truthful knowledge of the whereabouts, no AI machine, no Keith, the boyfriend, doesn't exist. I'm not a real person. Don't believe it. Thank. fake fake fake now we're getting into a flow aren't we now we're che now we're finally into a flow here i don't from the producers think so but i think that we are we are managing without loot we are not so we get we're not falling a apart we are not falling apart we are keeping this together right now
00:46:50
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And that's the truth. That is truthful. I just want to say I'm putting it out there. That's the truth. from with the We are we are we are keeping this together and we are going to be listening to Mountain by Sam Ryder. But if you do have any information, 01245 806 807. Rough seas might pull me under it, dark clouds might dim my days But there's always bright tomorrows when I close my eyes and say Remember how you've made it through the fire Remember how you've come so far And unstoppable for our sovereign nature Yeah, that's what you are I know all that I have lost has given me the purpose of Covering my pain through love
00:47:39
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I am a mountain, and down in the valley below is all that I've overcome I am a mountain, and down in the valley below is all that I've overcome
00:48:07
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It's like I was born to be one Whatever life may throw, I pass the test Whatever fate might dream upon me next I'll stand with my head to the sky And shaken by thunder and wind in the tide I know all that I have lost has given me the purpose I'll conquer with my pain through love I've seen its interests above I am a mountain girl And down in the valley below is all that I've overcome
00:48:43
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I am a mountain and I'm in the valley below It's all that I've overcome, all that I want
00:49:11
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And down in the valley below is all that I've overcome All that I've overcome I am a mountain down in the valley below is all that I've overcome
00:49:51
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Right, so we are nearing the end of the
Conclusion and Luke's Consequences
00:49:55
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show. I hate to say it, but nearly an hour on we are no clearer and no more closer to finding out where Luke Woolley is. That is something that we are Still struggling with, we are still trying to get ou ourselves together. We have had multiple. And when I say multiple, I mean multiple. You have been hearing the phone calls on the air, but we have been receiving phone calls while we've been listening to music off air. And they have been filled with the same AI junk that we have been hearing on the airway. So that is something that we are not accepting here tonight on the thing. So we are not going to accept that. Okay, here we go.
00:50:41
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yourself Yeah, no, I don't look I don't want a single right on the air I know how dangerous that is, but we are living So, please yep answer the call Okay, this is Monday night, ma'am. This is Chelsea community radio. This is 104.4 FM and you are lo a Now come on drop the call drop the call drop the call that must be one of our sound that must be check our internal phones because i believe that might be someone downstairs that is someone has got into there is no way that that is not one of our sound drops um thank you producer that is definitely a cheese prank that is full of cheese i could sniff it as soon as those words they go la man i could i know
00:51:33
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I know, if that was the rule, Luke Willie, it would not just be sound clips after sound clips after sound clips. These are just, this is sound bite Luke. This is soundboard Luke. This is what all this is. There was a period of time where we actually did look, once again, let's go behind the cone. There was a period of time where we felt that Luke was getting a little bit too big for his boots. So what we actually done actually in behind the scenes, we actually got Luke's voice. And we actually did create a soundboard. So that did sound like one of the soundboards. So maybe that's been leaked. Maybe we've been hacked. Just another little Summer Games suspended. I just want to throw that in the conversation. Summer Games is suspended. If you have tuned in for Summer Games, I am sorry. It has been suspended. It will resume. Hopefully. Fingers crossed. Fingers crossed producers. Every one of them. I want to see them in the air.
00:52:32
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Fingers crossed, it will be back next week. But we are here in the studio and we are still asking people to call 01245 806 807. Okay, perfect. Here we go. Answer the call. Answer the call. This is Monday Night Mayhem. And who the hell are we speaking to? Me and Luke. Now look, every single time. Drop the call. Drop the call. Drop the call. Did we realise they're people? Are people starting to understand? Are people starting to see the bigger picture that this has been a whole con the whole time? These are pranks after pranks after pranks. Maybe this is mind games. Maybe this is Luke's big plan. Maybe there is a mastermind behind all of this. And hit look, let me just put this question to everyone and more specifically the producers in the studio who I'm sharing this with right now, who I can get instant feedback from.
00:53:31
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Would it not be the case that the person with all of the sound clips of Luke Willy, the person who has all of the access to play any sound clip, to put anything into the AI machine, wouldn't it be? Wouldn't it be the person called Luke, who would have that access. Wouldn't that be the person who was most likely to create this drastically master plan? He has done things like this in the past. At the start of the show, I was worried. In fact, I was a little bit upset inside because i i did it did feel lonely in the studio. it felt It didn't feel right. It felt like Luke should be here and ah that did affect me.
00:54:22
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But, now, nearly an hour on, and with multiple prank phone calls every single one, being an AI, being a soundbite, being maybe something ripped from Luke Woolley's YouTube, wouldn't it be the case? The person with all that access, with all that knowledge, who could drop soundbites, drop them a hat, Producers, please. don not tell We don't need that Yes, I'm on to something right now. Maybe I have sniffed out the biggest cheese of them all. Maybe, just maybe, we keep on we have been listening to Luke Woolley since number one. The number one phone call that we received in the studio, maybe it's been Luke Woolley all along. Maybe that has been the case.
00:55:16
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Ah! And maybe, just maybe, they have to be listening to me out there right now and reveal the truth live on air. And maybe, just maybe, this might be the phone call that reveals it all. That prints it all out! Let's see if he drops his mask, finally. And tell everyone that this has been nothing but mine. Yeah, answer the call, answer the call. Okay, please, reveal yourself. Yes, it's me all along, it was Luke. Now, see, ladies and gentlemen, did you see how that was different? Did you see how the tone was a little bit more like the real Luke Willy? Whereas a little bit, you could hear it, couldn't you? It was more natural. It wasn't the... That was... Is he still on the line? Is he still on the line? Yes, I am still here. Luke, what was behind this? What was the intention? Why did you make us go through this? Reveal yourself.
00:56:14
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because it's my obsession with the summer games of winning all the time. Well, that's that's a lee a lovely little reveal there, Luke, but because of your dastardly ways, you have, get ready for it, I'm going to drop it. No, I'm going to drop it. I'm going to drop it right now. you have
00:56:36
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suspended the summer games you have pushed it back one more week but you haven't stopped it Luke so if your intention was to stop the summer games they are still moving forward and next week you will have to come back to the studio I don't know I don't know how I'm gonna do it maybe we need to have you ah with a personal bodyguard 24 7 so you don't manage to slip out of our sights it's all there black and white clear as crystal you get nothing you lose well you are going to get something day sir thank you thank you gene wilder what a legend you are going to get something look we are now going to have you yeah no keep him on mute still i don't want to hear his voice he's listening to us we know he's listening we are going to have you
00:57:19
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With a security guard 24-7, you will not be allowed to be out of anyone's sight because we are going to make sure, we are going to demand that you return to your position as the main host on Monday Night Mayhem and you will have to compete and you will have to put your championship on the line. Yeah, unmute him. Let's hear what he has to say about that. Okay, I have to put it on the line. It's a fantastic for me to do it. So, the truth is, I'm going to be there.
00:57:50
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You've heard it, you've heard the words of Luke Woolley, but you will have to wait until next week to see whether those words become truth and they become a real life living room in the studio to face the fate of the Summer Games. So, ladies and gentlemen, this has been Monday Night Mayhem. And as much as summer games have been suspended this week, next week they return full force and Luke has to face the summer games.
00:58:28
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If I told you how much I think about her you'd think I was in love And if you knew how much I looked at her pictures you would think were bad
00:58:45
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I know her star shine, I know her blood type I've seen every movie she's been in and about She's beautiful and I know you your ex I know she's been asleep on my side of your bed And I can feel it, I'm staring at her
00:59:31
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She's got those lips, she's got those hips The life of every fucking party She's talented, she's good with kids She even speaks kindly about me
00:59:46
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I know you love me, I know it's crazy But every time you call my name I think you mistake me for her You both have moved on, you don't even talk But I can't help it, I got issues, I can't help it, baby I'm too obsessed with your ex I know she's gonna sleep on my side in your bed And I can feel it all
01:00:29
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Is she friends with your friends? Is she good in bed? Do you think about her? No, I'm fine, it doesn't matter, tell me Is she easygoing? Never controlling? Well-troubled? Well-read?