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Summer Games 2024 Mayhem..
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Summer Games 2024 Mayhem.. has begun so get ready and listen.. from luke and tobias :)
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Introduction to Monday Night Mayhem
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Speaker
Good evening, good evening, and welcome to our show. He's Tobias and he's Luke. And this Monday night mayhem on Johnson Community Radio on 104.4 FM.
Weekly Recap
00:00:18
Speaker
Let's get this mayhem show started on Johnson Community Radio. Have you been since last Monday Night Mayhem show to bias? Look, I never get bored of that question. Every week you hit me with this question. yeahp And in some ways I should be prepared. Some ways I should know what I'm
Producer Mishaps Discussion
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Speaker
about to say. Yeah. But this time... But this time I'm lost for words. Okay. This time, obviously last week we had quite a bad show. Yeah. Well, it no, it wasn't a bad show, Luke. Let's be honest. No, because of the producers. It was the producers. We did blame the producers. They were supposed to get...
00:00:53
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ah The announcement ready, the... And all that. All the fanfare that was supposed to go along with that. And they let us down. yeah They let us down in a big way and that's something that we have spoke about this week. Yep, and hope the producers have got it ready this week. We can only pray. Yes, we can. Is that what's happening now? And there was the dead air where the producers were supposed to come in and play with the new sound clip. Here we go. Here we go.
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Speaker
Monday night the stage is set Shumsford community radio presenters ready to bet Look at by a shining bright Battling it out with all their minds Monday night mayhem, the key's on a fire Epic moments unfolding, fueling desire From the airwaves to the fields of play Chills the finest season today With microphones in hand, they step up the game
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Their voice is harmonizing like a symphony of fame From trivia challenges to sports showdowns They compete with passion wearing their crowns The air is buzzing with excitement and cheers As Luke came to buy a space, there are fears The crowd is captivated by their every move In this battle of wits, they've got something to prove A bay-night mayhem, the gates are on fire Epic moments unfolding, fueling desire From the airways to the fields of flame She'll switch finest, season the day
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around attention rises high look into bias reaching for the sky other presenters join the fray a friendly competition on display of play monday night mayhem the games are
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Speaker
Holding, fueling desire From the airways to the fields of play Chills the finest, season the day As the night comes to an end Your victors emerge But the spirit of camaraderie They all preserve Monday night mayhem A night to remember Where shouts first present us Showcase the splendor
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Speaker
And there is the producer's entry to the Summer Games
Introduction to the Summer Games
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coming. Yeah, look, Luke, I am absolutely flabbergasted. Yeah, I wasn't expecting them to be that ready on the day. Boom. They've pulled it out and they have really given us something that we can... What can we do with that, Luke? Use it every single time. I don't know. Well look, I don't want to critique the producers too much here, because this is on air and this should be done behind closed doors, but it's a little bit long though, isn't it? It's a bit long, isn't it? It's supposed to be a jingle. It's supposed to be three seconds.
00:04:23
Speaker
two minutes something long so. Okay well no producers if we can cut that down because we're going to be playing that all summer long. Yeah for the summer games on Monday night Maym. So that is going to get a little bit boring but look let's go into another summer song. Yeah let's go into summer 69 by Brian Adams. I got my first real sixth string Boiled out the five and dime Played it till my fingers bled Was the summer of 69 Me and some guys from school Had a band and we tried real hard Jimmy quit, Jodie got married Should've known we never get fit
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Speaker
And if I had the choice And that's when I met you, yeah Standing on your mama's porch You told me that you'd wait forever Oh, may I help my hand? I knew that it was now or never Those were the days
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Look at everything that's coming down Sometimes when I play that old six string Think about you wondering what went wrong Standing on your mama's porch You told me that it lasts forever Oh, Lord, you held my hand I knew that it was now or never Those were the best days of my life
00:07:55
Speaker
Luke, we just listened to Brian Adams. Summer of 69. Yeah, that's fine. And with that song, that is such a song of motivation. Get me ready for what? The Summer Games, 2024. Now, Luke, are you ready? I am ready for the Summer Games on Monday, i May 7, 2024. Yes, I am. Well, you're sounding confident now, but let me reassure you that what we're going to do right now, we're going to have a producer coming to the studio because we're going to change it up this year.
Summer Games Rules and Cheating Allegations
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What? It's not just me versus you. Well, because you are the champion, champion, class of champion's winner, not to those more win and everything winner.
00:08:34
Speaker
Well, you're not everything. That's too far. But I am the dot two winner, knows more. And we deal in truth here. We are broadcasters. We do have a responsibility to the public. So please take back that statement. Done it. OK, thank you. So we will have our producer come in here now. Yep. and what she's going to do she's just going to lay down some of the rules she's going to be very casual about it she's not going to try and scare you here luke okay so just stay seated stay calm luke i can no luke i can see it in your eyes
00:09:07
Speaker
You're questioning reality and you should. This is fine. No, it's safe in here, Luke. Okay, to safe zone. This is a safe space, okay? Yeah. But if you've got questions, any queries, you know, you can just field it to our producer and she is going to answer. No, look, I can see the attitude already. You don't need the attitude. Okay, I get it. Just calm it down. Now, look, listen. Listeners, you're not seeing the switches, the movements in the chair. You might be hearing the movements in the chair, because it's getting quite loud, and don't break another one. Yeah, don't break another one, no. But anyway, so just, Luke? Luke? No, look at me now. Don't try and ignore me. Breathe, okay? Let's hear that. Okay. I can't come. Because just to remind you, the Summer Games, you could lose it all. Okay, so here is our producer.
00:09:59
Speaker
Hello everyone. ah My name is Jess and I am the producer. um I thought I would just lay down some rules of the Summer Games. First of all, okay I've heard that Luke has a streak of cheating. yeah all right yeah Cheating. And cheating is not acceptable in the Summer Games. what We have got a win. okay we OK, look, Jess, what I appreciate right now, this is one of our new producers here. And Jess has been doing some research. She's been ah back at the studio. She has been watching and listening to old tapes of our radio show here, Monday Night Mayhem. And Luke, does it surprise you that after Jess's intensive research that she's found out a few things about you? Is that surprising? It's not surprising, no. It's not surprising. No, I know I used to cheat back in the past. I know I used to cheat in the past. I've seen those old tapes, Luke. I've seen them. They're atrocious. Absolutely atrocious. I know I used to cheat, but um I'm going to stay out of that now. OK, Luke. Well, let's not let's not harper too much on the fact that you have got a past. Yeah. And I think that's known. and eating I think Jess is just fairly highlighting that. She's just making it aware, just knowing that
00:11:15
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because of that pass, Jess has introduced a twist in the game. Okay. Okay. It's it. And it, well, let me, I'll pass it on to Jess to explain this cause we're going to open up the field. Okay. We're going to, okay. So the twist in the games
00:11:34
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the game Okay Jess look I tried to make it something more than what it is and that's fine that's fine this is radio I'm trying to juice it up but what the twist is and Jess let me just put words into your mouth right now the twist is that Luke for five years five years five years I've been staring you down every summer Every competition. Every competition it's been me. Versus you. Well when you say me and you that sounds like I'm the same person. yeah Me Luke versus Tobias. Okay there we go. So because of that, I've had a word with producers and I've got it cleared, we've got the okay, we've done it by vote, obviously you wasn't there but that was your choice. I wasn't here that day.
00:12:17
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That was your choice. And we are now, instead of just being me and you, just the old Luke and Tobias, going back and forth every summer, five years. I get it. I don't think you do, Luke. I'm trying to juice this up. Okay. So when I'm trying to juice it up, act in shock, in awe. I'm trying to. Okay. Is that better? Kind of. Okay. So what we're doing now, e Yeah, I can still hear you. It's tasty, I like it. Mmm. Mmm. I like it. Okay, so what are we doing? Let me try and get this together now, Jess. Can I? Can you put this together now?
00:12:59
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what we are trying to um What we are trying to say yeah um about the Summer Games this year is something that I literally just can't even get the words out. It's that good that I can't get the words out. now Look, Jess, I appreciate that. It is quite a um ah mammoth um task to try and describe this, but I'm going to do it in the simplest way I can possibly can, because there are we are we're we're going to get this out here right now. Even though we have I've kind of tripped over this announcement. Look. Mm-hmm. Oh. the nerves are showing there. They are fine. Yeah, the nerves are coming out now. You are listening. You are paying attention here. So let me make this very, very simple. Go on then.
00:13:45
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We are Chelmsford Community Road. Yes, we are. We have a large array of individuals with different skill sets. Yep. Different expertise, different specialties. And they are going to all bring that to the table for this summer games. OK. Do you get what that means? It's not just me versus you this time. It's me versus Tobias versus the other centers on CCR 104.4 FM. That means, Luke, you are not only going to be tested by your old photo bias, but we are going to bring in some new foes, some new
Summer Games Dynamics and Competitors
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rivals. It's totally going to be involved.
00:14:24
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Well, that was going to be a big surprise. We got the smoke machine. We're going to do a big video for content online, and that's just been blown out the window. So yes, Jared is going to be involved. oh not Thank you for blowing that one up, Luke. That's great. I've already faced him in Dot 2. Why do I have to face him in the Summer Games? Well, look, Summer Games, this is what Jess was trying to get to. And I'm sorry if I spoke over you there, Jess. I didn't mean to. That's not... part of how we do that here on Monday Night Mayhem we're not that kind of you know you are a young woman in the broadcasting industry so we're trying to elevate those voices trying to amplify and get those out there but what we are trying to do and i'm i'm not talking over you jess can you just confirm so what we are trying to say is that
00:15:04
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You've already just literally just said it. Yeah, maybe I did just say it. Maybe I did. OK, so sorry, Jess. I kind of stole your thunder there, I think. But what we are trying to do before this segment goes on way too long. Yep. And we try and wrap this up. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. That's great reading. So what we're trying to do. Is there going to be numerous competitors? We have put out a signing sheet out in the lobby of CCR. That means every single presenter who walks in here, does their show is going to see that sign up sheet. They are not only going to see a piece of paper, like they're going to see an opportunity to take you down, Luke. Okay. You understand that?
00:15:41
Speaker
You're trying to make me lose my championship. I've already got the gold. I'm not trying to. It's a cert. It's going to be 100% certain that by the end of this summer, 2024, look, you are going to be empty handed walking it into winter. How does that make you feel? Well, I just think it's cool. Well, I don't know.
00:16:23
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It's
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Too hard to handle so I gotta get it
00:19:03
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OK, Luke, thank you for putting me in there. Yep. Sorry, I did have some gas that I was going to try and relieve before the red light came on. But look, look, what has been the response so far? The response has been like quite happy actually that people are going to go against me instead of just you and me. Right, so how does that make you feel though, Luke? That's what I want to get to. I know what the, I've been seeing on the screen is in the studio. I can read it as well. I can read, but what I really want to get to is how does that make you feel? It makes me feel nervous. I might lose for actually the first ever time. The first ever time. nola Who did you win the championship from? You. Exactly. yes Yes. And how did I win it? Of me.
00:19:53
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Well, it was up for grabs and I kicked your ass. But anyway, anyway, but it's not that you've never, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not going to skip over the point that you've just had around and said that you've never lost. You know, that's why these text messages are coming in right now. Yeah. Look, you know why that's, they say. To buy, team to buy a sub win, I would pretend to sub win, Luke should go down. Look, look, look, look, now you're going the other way. Now you're going too heavy in the emotion. Now you're trying to- No, it's not me! No, you're trying to guilt it. You're avoiding the team, Luke, because there are a number of them. Yeah, there are team Luke's there. I don't appreciate them, I don't respect them, but there are team Luke up there. Can you count how many? Well, not that many but enough enough to give you hope Okay, because there are two biases and more I would team centers and like Jess perfectly Describe this earlier. It is going to be general knowledge and special subjects Is that right Jess special subjects? Is that the best way? Yeah, I would say so. Yeah. Yeah Okay, special subject. Doesn't that sound special though when I say special subject? Well, I think you need to put into more detail about what the subjects are instead of just saying they're special. Okay. Right. Okay. Yeah. Good point, Jess. Good producing then. So once again, we have Jared and who is Jared, Luke? Jared Bates is the half and half percenter on C-SHAR 104.4 FM. But what's his speciality? Doctor Who, the audio stories. OK, and we've got another gentleman that I know has been sniffing around. I know he's slightly interested. He has ginger hair. He has glasses. Are these clues? Yes. Are you picking up on the clues? Almost, almost. OK, well, someone must know his name. Is it? You must know his name. He does mornings, early mornings. Oh, is it Scott Torn or something? I don't know who you're talking about. OK, well, you're kind of insulting him now. Yeah. We do have people already interested. Yeah.
00:21:48
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Okay, so I don't know what you're gonna do between now. I'll get in I'll get populated ready for the song games I think that's what you need to I think you need to go into some heavy-duty training. Mmm I think you really you've got dot two down. Yeah dot two to the nail down ah Try that again. I've got nailed down to dot two and I know it. I know that too You have doctor who knowledge ah Okay, so... Now, as you can hear in Luke's voice, he is nervous. You can hear him coming out right now, and the games haven't even begun. No. So this is bad news for Luke. This is something... This is not going to be a good summer for you, Luke. This is not going to be a good summer. You've got people going out, travelling, having a good time. yeah You are going to have a summer... Of dread. ah Okay, if that's that that sounds quite depressing, will you put dread on it? Yeah.
00:22:45
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But it's not too bad, is it though, Luke, is it? It's looking like a perfect time for me, I don't know, if I win.
Challenges for Competitors
00:22:53
Speaker
Look, we're going to open this up to CCR. I'm not too sure how many people are going to sign up. Yeah. Producer, have we got a limit on how many people? There's no limit whatsoever. No limit whatsoever, Luke. That means there are an endless number of competitors with a target on your back. Trying to take away my championship belt. Look, they're going to try and take away not only your championship belt, but they're going to try and take down your ego. We saw it bubble up just then when we were reading through the messages. They're going to try and take that down away from me.
00:23:28
Speaker
i Look, I've tried for a number of years to try and take your ego down, try and yeah bring you down to some humility, some level of humanity. But that, that, is it competitive nature? that there's Yes, it's competitive nature. yeah There's a desire in you that you cannot lose. You do not want to lose. Keep winning. That's what I want. Now, famously, we have withheld a clip. There is a video out there. Okay. When we first done the Doctor Who quiz. Yeah. And you was on a bit of a losing streak there. I remember. It was your first time going against Jared. It was the first time that you two butted heads that your knowledge was actually tested in a real way. And I remember what happened. You don't have to go there. Well, let's just say he got physical in the studio. Now I know Jared.
00:24:22
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Oh, to be? Look, Jared respectfully hears we've held the footage. I wanted to release it. I wanted to expose you for the man that you are. Yeah I get it. But Jared respectfully he is he said no I don't want that footage out there I want that to be not shown just a lot to wear in an archive but one day look it will you will show it oh look gla let's see how well you do in the summer games let's maybe have that hanging above your head ready to drop let's do that that might just be the motivation unique look I
00:24:57
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I'm here and I yeah, okay. I want to see you tested. I want to see some spot on that for it I want to see I just I just want to try my best but also you are my Co-host or man host No, no, no, you are the main. Don't look, don't try and give me that full honesty. I am your co-host, so I don't want to see you really in pain. I don't really want to see you suffering. No, but... I just want to see you slightly... Like, get a bit worried. Yeah, I just want to see you on the back for a bit, because it has been a bit of a good year for you. It has, the class of champions. And that cockiness has started to elevate. Go up to the top. So we want to, but look, what we're going to do though,
00:25:40
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For the rest of this show, after our ride break, we are going to get down to finishing our game from last week. Yeah, of Abamalama 2. There we go. Abamalama 2. And this is just a little warm up. OK. Yes. This is a little appetizer. Yeah. For what is to come. Yes, it is. And I met you in the summer. To my heartbeat sound. We fell in love.
00:26:09
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As the leaves turn brown And we can be together, baby As long as skies are blue You act so innocent now But you lied so soon When I met you in the summer
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And I met you in the summer So my heart beat sound We fell in love As the leaves turned brown And we could be together baby As long as the skies are blue
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in the summer summer
00:29:11
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Luke, you know what time it is.
Light-hearted Game Segment
00:29:14
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It's time for Bahmanama 2. And because we have um Luke in a little bit of a state today. Yeah. ah Okay, you've heard the news about Summer Games. Yes, I have. And you've heard the revelation that there will be multiple competitors. Yes, I've heard all that. So what we're going to do, instead of just me and you in the studio, we have brought in Jess to kind of just have someone here, a bit of a lightning rod to kind of just take the brunt of any negative energy Jess. I hope you're aware of that, that they might just boil up because this game could get heated. So Jess, please.
00:29:54
Speaker
So, I'm hosting this game today and um I am going to be reading out the cards. So, the first card is on the Solve It, okay? So, what have you got? Record-breaking Jamaican Sprinter is losing all of his feathers one by one. oh and OK, OK, OK. Jamaican sprinter. Yeah, he's every... it will Oh, Usain Bolt twice. Yes. Usain Bolt is... Usain Bolt is... Right, hand the rest over to Luke. Usain Bolt is faster than a boat.
00:30:37
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no okay look you've got Usain Bolt is Usain Bolt is Usain Bolt is losing all his feathers one by one losing all his feathers one by one Usain Bolt is becoming adult no starting starting to melt yes yes okay there we go i think that was slightly helped by jess but anyway anyway okay next one A fairy tale princess kept unconscious by a spell is shooting enemies in modern warfare video game.
00:31:11
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ah sleeping beauty call of duty sleep beauty playing call of duty yeah on then go john but a pay call du anyway look you gotta be fast on this trigger you gotta get that this i am i mean my brain's going slow today this is Yeah, I think my brain's going, you know... Okay, just please next one. The commander of the Starship Enterprise has failed to complete an assignment for school. Luke Picard. No. No. Manda of the Starship Enterprise. Starship Enterprise. Starship Enterprise is not Luke Picard. Captain. Captain Picard. No. no ah Are you getting these hints? Just as great with the hints.
00:32:01
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Captain captainton Kirk yes um ah ah is on a book. Captain Kirk What was the reference? Assignment to school. Captain Kirk. So when you haven't completed your... Captain Kirk is a big no.
00:32:20
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He's a jerk. I don't know. Pass. um Pass. ah Captain Kirk hasn't done his homework. oh Come on, guys. Jess, please. You are the judge here. Half a point for Captain Kirk. Yeah, i'll give I'll give you half a point. You do have to plead in this game, Luke, if you want any points. Yes, I know. I'm trying to. OK, here we go. OK, next. Female creator of Peter the Rabbit and Mrs. Tiggy Wrinkle need some help to lift large weights at the gym. Edith Blythe? No. That's not her name. It begins with a B. Oh! I even went to where she looked at me. Peter Rabbit. Peter, Peter. Mrs Tiki Winkle. Do you know who wrote that, Luke? No. No clue. Edith Blythe, no. Well, her last name is of a famous book. Oh, bookers? No. So it begins with a P. Oh! No, I'm going to have to pass. Peter's? I don't know. Beatrix Potter. Oh! Potter!
00:33:18
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Okay. Needs a spotter. There we go. Okay. we'll turn No points one there. Fictional judge. Oh, sorry. Sorry. Fictional jungle dwelling man who falls in love with Jane is consuming a biscuit made of the shape of a person. o So shape of a person. So John, was jo yes. para And then fictional biscuit. Think of think of Shrek. Oh,
00:33:48
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Who's the biscuit there? Oh, I know, I know, I know. Is it Jungle Book? You said yeah? Yeah. No help from me. I remember there's gingerbread. I'll say, I'll say Jungle Book is not the correct one. Okay. Come straight on the second bit. Ginger bread. Come on, come on, we're nearly there. This is it. This is it right now. Gingerbread. And it's such a long break. It's like a baby taking his first steps in.
00:34:26
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Gingerbread. You're you already starting off. yeah I've got the Tarzan. i've got that Tarzan is is eating gingerbread. I was going to say. What what is? allow the point I'll give you the point. He's going to give the point. Tarzan eating the gingerbread man. Oh, okay. Look, well, after that round, Jess, yeah incredible here. Jess, first time in the studio.
Card-flipping Game Showdown
00:34:57
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yeah um I have home points three Luke, you have half a point. okay But then that adds on to your last half a point, which is a full point. Yes.
00:35:10
Speaker
Okay, so after this song of Light Up by Gallus, David Guetta and Five Seconds of Summer, we'll be lighter.
00:35:32
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I know, I know, we're not hollow, hollow You take it all away and fill the empty spaces Don't know, don't know, got tomorrow, tomorrow But I know that today I feel a little bit lighter When the world's heavy and strong And the colors shine a bit brighter When I'm with you
00:36:34
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That time can pull us away Don't matter where we are Cause when you're inches away Heaven's never that far I know, I know, when I'm hollow I know, you take it all away And fill the empty spaces Oh no, don't know, about tomorrow, tomorrow
00:37:07
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When the world's heavy and strong And the colors shine a bit brighter when we're due
00:37:57
Speaker
Okay, Jess, what time is it now? It's um a flipping cards time. It's flipping cards time. Okay, Luke, you have one full point. That means you have two cards to flip. ah Please give your verbal command to Jess, who's going to flip the cards. Turn like the top corner there, yeah. This one. only Lovely. And that one is... Jess, please. Rubber duck. And I'll go the other side corner. This one? Top one, yeah. Donald Trump. Ooh, okay. No match there for Luke. No. No brightness points, brightness points. Okay. I have three points Jess. I'm not going to brag, but that means I have six cards to flip over. So please Uno reverse flip the cards back of Luke's yeah part of the memory game. So here we go. um I'm going to have you bottom left, please. This one? Yes, please. Okay. So we got Barack Obama.
00:38:55
Speaker
Ooh, and I'm going to have a middle top. Yeah. Monster truck. Ooh. Okay. I still have four cards to reveal. Yeah. But I believe if the, not no, no, no, don't make this harder than what it has to be. We are struggling. I'm going to have the top left-hand corner if I remembered brightly. Okay. We've got a match. Hey, monster truck, rubber duck. Monster truck, rubber duck. 10 bonus points. to your device. Okay, I still have three more, no, how many more cards? Two more? Yes. Okay, I'm gonna have, right next to Barack Obama, please.
00:39:36
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la I didn't know that was gonna happen but that's perfect and I'll forfeit my last one because I've got those points so thank you very much okay and we will carry on Luke but Luke yeah let's just remind you of our current situation here uh-huh you have 11 points okay and you have 50, six, seven, eight, nine, 60 points. Can't believe it. baan But Look, this is the warm up. This is what you, you know, this is why you're here. You're here to get yourself in shape for the summer games. Yep. Jess. Yes. Could we please continue on to round? Yes. Okay. So get ready, Luke. Get ready. Fast off the buzzer. Here we go.
00:40:28
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John Lennon's widow is wearing traditional Japanese robes. oh oh Okay, um I have the second part. In a komodo? Yes. Okay, so it is... What is John Lennon's wife? John Lennon's wife? um Widow? It Luke? I'm trying to find a name. not a common name ah it is John Lennon and the person who broke up the Beatles begins with a Y the first name oh love love this love this we've got little tips coming in here and
00:41:12
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nudges along to try and fill the dead air here okay it's uh don't know yo no yo no bono no yo no yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
00:41:30
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yes okay that is a point Hmm, I did help you. What does the producer think? I did help you. Look, I'll take half a point. Take half a point. At this point, I will take half a point. You got your last bit, Riper. Okay, thank you. Okay. Thank you. Here we go. Okay. The appliance you use to clean your clothes is now officially old enough to buy a drink at the pub. Wash machine, no. Watch Machine turns 18. Yes! Come on! I didn't know that. Come on! Come on, Luke, come on. I can get back if I can. Here we go. The robot leader of the Transformers has broken the law. The robot leader of the Transformers. You should know this. Um, robot leader is, um, is... Very well known. Robot leader of the Transformers. You had... I think... Transformers now. Optimus Prime. Optimus Prime is on his time, I was gonna say. No, almost actually. Ooh, okay. Broken the law.
00:42:30
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Ah, Optimus Prime has committed a crime! Oi! Come on! Jess, please give your arbitration here. Is that half a point, a full point? I'll give you a full point. Ooh, come on! Okay, and... Luke... Was there time left? Luke, look, we've still got some time in the shot. Yeah, we've got like... But what we're gonna do, we're gonna give you, look, Luke, I can see that you're not living up to the hype. You are- No, I think I need to do the summer games and say I quit the summer games. No, no, don't be dramatic, Luke. Do not be drum dramatic, but what we're gonna do is we're gonna give you a short break here by Taylor Swift to get your head back in the game. Called Cool Summer.
00:43:32
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to be waiting below devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes what doesn't kill me makes me want you more
00:44:12
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Throw it up in these trying times, we're not trying
00:46:07
Speaker
So, we are back and this is round three, I believe. That is correct, Jess. We are on round three. And can I just interrupt you here, Jess? Yes. And now you are the producer and you are the game master here today. Yeah, of course. But because of my incredible lead, and that can't be questioned right now, I am 60... So I'm poised ahead. Ahead. Can I be very charitable here? Because I want to see the fight back in my mandate. OK, I want to see him rise up again like a phoenix. but So what I'm going to do, I'm going to be very terrible. If this is okay with you, Jess, because obviously you're the game master, I am going to, I am going to up the points. Okay. Okay. I want to make this fair. I'm going to up the points. So for Luke, I'm going to, instead of there just being bonus points on the mystery cards, I'm going to give bonus points on the cards for Luke. Just, just give them a little bit of a leg up. Yeah.
00:46:58
Speaker
Okay, is that is that okay with Jess? Jess? Yeah? Yes. Okay, here we go. That's called good fine. Okay, so we've got He-Man's arch-enemy was involved in a big fight between nations. oo um Okay, so he's enemy, Skeletor? Yes, and then fight between nations. Oh, remember its Scott of Ryan, Skeletor? Skeletor. Skeletor. Skeletor. It's nations. Fun of things. They're fighting. They're fighting it out. Skeletor. Skeletor. United Nations, no. Skeletor facing World War, no. Ish. Skeletor, was that war?
00:47:51
Speaker
I'll give you that. I'll give you that. Skeletor fall at the wall. Wow. Okay. Wow. Okay. Maybe I'm going to regret laying out the first thing. Give me the on desk. Okay. By the way. Snoopy's yellow bird. His friend is behaving like an American meathead student who is into sports. Wow. That's a low one ah long one. Okay. So Snoopy's yellow bird. Um, so in American sports, in American high school, they're called. Yeah. Into sports. The cool kids with the varsity jackets. You know what they're, you know, in high school, the musical. Yeah. I know that. and I have watched high school. So it's. Shall I say the letter begins with? Yes, please, Jess. J. Okay.
00:48:41
Speaker
okay I was going to say Jack, but don't mix that. Okay, let's have the rhyme one more time. yeah Snoopy's yellow bird friend is behaving like an American meathead student who is into sports.
00:48:58
Speaker
I'm not a Snoopy fan, so I do not know. No. Well, if you got the sport one, then you may be able to get this round. Yeah, firstly, yeah. I'll give you a half point anyway, so... OK, come on. OK, sports. Come on, Luke, come on. American sports. All that word that begins with J. What, the first sport? I don't know. Junk. Jumbo? No. What would it be? I'm going to look, I'm going to have to forfeit this one, Jess. I'm going to... Luke, do you forfeit or are you going to struggle on? So I think the time is nearly up on this one. Yeah, I'll be right. OK. The word is jock.
00:49:31
Speaker
ah Jock and the little twitty bird. Woodstock acting like a jock. Woodstock acting like a jock. I would not have known Woodstock. Not a chance now. Okay, next one please. Agatha Christie's Belgian detective is making music on one small Afro Cuban drum. Wow. whoa Praro. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. How do you pronounce this? Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo. Paolo.
00:50:14
Speaker
planer begins to be that's what i'm saying bongos ah plain bongs often as say Okay, Luke, that's five points to Luke. Yes. Yeah. Okay. that Yeah. Lovely. Okay. well Look, Luke, you are starting to get up the scoreboard now. You are on 20, 30. Okay. You're getting there. Okay. Jess, please. I think we still have time. Yes. One more call. Let's go. Here we go. so Grizzly voice country singer with hits like Ring of Fire and Folsom Prison Blues is carrying the bins outside.
00:50:51
Speaker
ah device i notice' finish swell johnny cash Yeah. Johnny Cash. Carrying bins outside. Carrying the trash. No. Johnny Cash. Yes. Yes. Come on. Johnny Cash taking out the trash. Taking out the trash. Okay. I was about to say that as well. Come on. Well, look. Okay. Come on. We've still got time. Here we go. So, a giant gorilla from the 1930s is competing at table tennis. ah come King Kong is playing ping pong. It's playing ping pong. Come on. I said it first. as I said King Kong first. Do you have a point as well? Yeah, look.
00:51:24
Speaker
Do you see? Now look, time out! Time out! No, there's no time out in this game, Tyus! Time out! I will make it, I will make it even, okay? So there's no arguments. There's no time out in this game. So, I will give Tobias one point, and I'll give Luke half a point. Is that fair? Is that fair? Yeah. I believe that's fair, but you did see, can we just take no? Of what? I put blood in the water. Do you see that? I put blood in the water. In the beginning of this round, I said let's try it. I don't see no blood in the water. I'm drinking the water. Whoa, look, that's because you're the shark right now. Okay, so I put blood in the water, I put the chum in the water, and the competitors shriek. What did you just say? I'm bigging you up right now. Stop trying to take the things. I'm not, I'm just saying, I thought you said something else, though. I was trying to pick it up. Okay. Anyway, Jess, carry on. Carry on. One more. Yes. The drama from the Beatles is consuming a very expensive food made from fish eggs.
00:52:14
Speaker
Oh! Oh! Ringo Caviar? No! Ringo! Ringo! Ringo something! Ringo! Last name! What's his last name? Oh! Oh! Ringo start eating caviar! Come on! Fire! That is! Yeah! I don't know what this is about anyway! That is the last card! Whoo! Okay! We will reveal... Who's won? Who's won after this song? Oh cool for some bud! Who's it by? Demi Lovato!
00:53:16
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We're cool for the summer
00:54:11
Speaker
Don't tell your mother. Kiss one another. Die for each other. We're cool for the summer.
00:54:56
Speaker
Don't tell your mother. Got my mind on your body and your body on my mind.
00:55:11
Speaker
Got a taste for the cherry I just need to take a bite.
Final Scores and Winner Announcement
00:56:06
Speaker
Okay, so we have got the scores. So Luke has 36 points overall and Tobias has 66 points. So 30 points in between. But look, there's still bonus points here. I'm going to try my best on these bonus points. We have to flip over the cards. So Luke, you can flip over four cards. Just four. Well, considering the 640s. OK. I'm going to say but on that one there. This one? Yeah. OK, so Donald Trump. Donald Trump, oh. What one is Donald Trump?
00:56:41
Speaker
I'm going to go for that one there. This one? Once again, Radio Perfect Luke. Boat of Spaghetti. Ah. OK. OK. Two more guys. Two more for me, yeah? Yeah. I'm going to go that left side. This one? Or this one? The top one of that one, yeah. OK. The Queen. The queen and the bottom. This one? Yes. Baked bean. You've got a snap. Lou's got a snap. Okay. Flip those babies over. Now it's your turn to buy us. Okay, here we go. I would like this one please. The right hand top corner. Donald Trump. And the only one that hasn't been turned over is this one. This one. There we go, rubbish dump. I think Donald Trump does belong there.
00:57:27
Speaker
okay so look at the end of that the winner is the winner is whoa Tobias thank you Jess the winner the former champion well next week i'll be back with more of heated competition
00:57:51
Speaker
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