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LUKE TAKES A GENERAL KNOWLEDGE TEST
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Chelmsford Community Radio 104.4FM presents an exciting segment where one of its vibrant hosts, Luke, takes on a general knowledge test. In this lively and engaging show, Luke puts his trivia skills to the test, tackling a diverse range of questions spanning history, science, pop culture, and more. Listeners are invited to play along and see if they can beat Luke to the answers as he navigates through fun facts and brain teasers. Tune in for a mix of laughter, suspense, and a great showcase of community spirit!
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Transcript
00:00:23
Speaker
How
Tobias Reveals Secret Producer Meetings
00:00:24
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have you been since last time on Monday Night Mayhem Show Tobias? Luke, I have something I need to tell you. What's that? Well, we had one of our secret producer meetings. Another one? Yeah. Sorry. Two weeks in a row. We have had... You could have invited me. Well, we wasn't too sure what we was going to do. Okay. But but well there's a there is a reason why you haven't been invited into the... Is because they talk about me?
00:00:56
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Now that would be absolutely unprofessional. It is not because we like to talk about you behind your back. No. Okay. It is actually because.
00:01:07
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You
Exclusion from Summer Games Planning
00:01:08
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are the champion of champions. You are the class of champion champions. And Dr. Knowsmore. The Dr. Knowsmore Sonic Quiz champion. Yep. And because you have those accolades, because you have those trophies, yeah obviously there is some planning towards the Summer Games that we haven't included you in because we don't want to get my ego too high.
00:01:34
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Well, we just feel that there should be some kind of independence from the champion and how we're arranging the event, how we're doing. Oh, okay, I get it. You know, so we don't we don't want to give you any um like advantage over the competitors. Yeah, you don't want me to know what the events are and all that. Yeah, there's some things that we have to kind of keep together. So in saying that,
00:02:00
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because we had our second secret meeting. Yep.
Concerns About Luke Losing
00:02:05
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We have been going back listening to the um the show from last week. Okay. And um basically, we're scared. Well, me.
00:02:18
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we are absolutely terrified here at monday night mayhem that when we start the summer games you're gonna lose ah and um look in the obama llama game game which was
Luke's Role as Champion of Monday Night Mayhem
00:02:36
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kind of like a warm-up yeah i lost that Just like stretching, like, you know, the old, um, noggin. Yeah. Uh, the gray matter. We kind of, we, you kind of throw us into a bit of a spin, a little bit like if I can relate this to real world life at the moment, if you can, it's kind of like Biden's performance at the debate with Trump. Okay. You know where everyone watched that and went, Oh my God, Biden's going to lose. He.
00:03:07
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yeah that yeah so without getting too political we kind of went into kind of panic stations yeah and you put up extra points ever moving that? no? no i don't know no in the game i mean yet what that Don't get too hung up about the game. The game is done. The finish you won the results are in and we all witnessed our champion of champions because you do represent us, Luke. Yes, I do. When you carry that belt, when you hold that title, you are reflecting ye Monday Night Mayhem as a whole. You are. Yes, especially the belt.
00:03:49
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You are ah representing, sorry, not reflecting, you are representing Monday night main. Yeah, overall. So once the summer games get started, if we see me lose, you go down the table, like from top position to second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth and all the way down. Yeah, it's going to be an issue for the show.
00:04:12
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the producers are worried about the branding future advertisements are we going to get any promotion like that kind of yeah and then we guess what they're trying to say i haven't heard it this is what i'm just thinking they might want to try and if i lose might feel a new host for taking the reins No, look, we would not do anything dramatic. That is something that those kind of meetings are the secret secret meetings. They are going now and tell me so. They're above even the meetings that I'm allowed in. They are. You're not allowed in those meetings. Though when they're talking about who's going to be the host, who's the show, the schedule, that is the CCR bosses. That is above my pay grade. And I don't even get. OK. OK, so you do not have to worry about that. It's more about.
00:04:56
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The show Monday Night Mayhem, the family that we have here, the the brand that we have built. On the show. And whether you absolutely forward on your face and getting beaten by multiple competitors is going to be an issue. Yeah. So what we have come to the conclusion with. Yes. Is that.
00:05:21
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We are
Cramming Knowledge for Summer Games
00:05:22
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gonna do our best because Summer Games is just around the corner, so we're gonna do that our best to cram in as much general knowledge. into me into your noggin between your two ears hold him as possible before we get because we cannot let you go out into that arena empty-handed yeah we've got to have something up your sleeve something that you can like as people say a secret up his sleeve yeah there's well yeah we need and whether it's an emergency pool cable it's something to
00:05:54
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like you so yeah so what we're going to do we have decided we're going to scrap our original plan we did have a local author coming in he was going to talk about his book yes but but that scrap we've told him to go home um not happy that's why he's going to tell us all about his book that's why we're not going to mention his name because he was not happy so he's mr over no just say that I can't even tease about that because I believe he said something. As he was walking out the door, he did say he was going to sue us. Let's not mention his name at all. And let's get on with the show. With... BAM BAM! By Cara Cabello Fleetering Ed Sheeran. I said I hated the ocean but you're surfing now. I said I love you for life but I just sold a house.
00:06:45
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We were kids at the start, I guess we're grown-ups now
00:08:32
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But now I'm dancing, he's all over me
00:09:59
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Luke. Yes. You find yourself. Where? In the same chair that you sit in every week. Yep. But today. It's. Different. Today. We're trying to build up the tenseness here. Come on. Don't just repeat what I'm saying. Okay. I'm in the hot seat. Luke, you find yourself.
00:10:21
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with the Summer Games, nearly weeks away. Competitors from all over the world... Okay. ...are lining up to face you and destroy you. Take away! What time's your ship? Now, we enter tonight. Mm-hmm.
00:10:43
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Where you will have to cram your brain with as much knowledge as humanly possible.
Quiz Preparation for Summer Games
00:10:49
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I'll try my best. It will be somewhat of an experiment. It sounds like Doc Bounds in the room. This music makes me sound like this is a kind of sci-fi kind of film. Will the boy Luke's brain grow ten times overnight?
00:11:07
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Will it explode by the end of the quiz? Who knows? Marnie! It's tonight. We cram your brain with knowledge. Right, so Luke. Yeah. Enough of the mastermind.
00:11:28
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yep and let i said producers if you can play something just to put luke there we go we want the same kind of conditions as the summer games we want you to feel the threat of your championship slipping out of your grasp I can imagine that now it's disappearing. Can't grab it. Just imagine at the end of the Summer Games, we announce the winner of it all. The winner. And will it still be the champion or will there be a new champion on the line? A new champion crown. But what we're going to do here tonight, Luke, is it's get some general knowledge into that brain. OK. So let us start with our first question. Let's do it.
00:12:19
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Which of these is that a influential book compiled or written in China in the 6th century BCE? Luke, confidence in after after hearing that question? I think not that confident. How good is your knowledge with China in the 6th century BCE? Not that good. Okay. Well, multiple choice. Yeah. Is it A, the Analects, sayings of Confucius?
00:12:46
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Is it B, I Ching? Is it C, The Art of War by Sun Tzuo? Or is it D, Fire Dragon Manual compiled and edited by Yao Yu and Lu Bowen? Oh, this is any of those answers, but I'm gonna go for... I went for my answer. That's all right, you don't have to announce it yet. No. We will do the answers at the end.
00:13:13
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yep we must move forward for some more general knowledge knowledge so look uh-huh fort bellen purpose built to defend against raiding american privateers was built in 1775 but where was it built oh was it the main i straight uk was it Marcy Liebeau, Venezuela. Was it Sydney, Australia, or was it Bellim, Brazil? I'm going to go for this. Could you write it down? Or let it down. Very interesting because you have, there's some clues there. Yes. in There's Fort Berlin. Berlin. What is that word? Where is that word? Come on. American privateers. Second clue. American. Yeah. Third clue, 1775.
00:14:07
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let's do shall we this is very interesting also as well i will announce now that i am reading the questions but i am playing along i have not seen the answers no he's playing along so to see if he can get knowledge in for the summer games because i too will also be competing in the summer games i'm on and i may him Okay, so T. E. Lawrence was known as Lawrence of where? Was it A. Australia, B. Kenya, C. Rhodesia or D. Arabia?
00:14:38
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and What was that? Something else. I believe there was a film was made yeah over this man. Okay, so who had his first prize fight in 1914 and became world heavyweight champion at Toledo in 1919 and was champion until defeated in 1926?
00:15:05
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I don't know. Wow. Seven years. Yeah. As champion. Was it Jess Willard? Mm hmm. Was it Jack Dempsey? Was it Cassius Clay? Or was it Joe Lewis? Oh, it could be any of those. It could be any.
00:15:21
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So remember, here's some clues. 1914, Toledo, 1919, 1926. Which of those names have that old timey feel? is there so Is there a clue between the year and the names? Oh, actually, I was gonna...
00:15:40
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Put that down. Very tense here. In the studio. Very tense. But how, but nearly halfway through this yeah first quiz, how are you feeling Luke? I'm feeling in the middle. Does it feel like the ceilings are caving in? A little bit.
00:16:03
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Can't you just make it move faster?
00:18:23
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Before... Luke, we go straight back into the quiz. Yes, we do. Because we have to cram the knowledge in now. Yes, waiting for the summer games on Monday night mayhem. So, here we go. Okay.
Quiz on Historical Events
00:18:44
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What species does the oof virus commonly affect? And that is the oof virus, which is spelled O-R-F. I don't know how you pronounce that. Oof virus. I don't know. Is it deer?
00:19:00
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Is it elephants? Is it sheep and goats? Or is it dogs? Oh, this is... It could be any of those animals, but but is it could be just one. And also again, once again, we're looking for clues. Is there something between... And and anything else? I suppose dogs go... what's been the wood My pen's not working. god Jesus gave me a dud. That will not be accepted in the summer game.
00:19:27
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Okay, I worked down my answer. You got an answer for that? Yes, I did. I have no idea. I'm just guessing at this point. I'm going to pick these because I like them. Okay, so the year of three popes involving Pope Paul the sixth, Pope John Paul the first, Pope John Paul the second, is the name given to which year? Is it 1605?
00:19:53
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fifteen and t 1590 1978 or 766. Okay. Now, do you recognize any of the Pope's names? No. You don't have to mention this, but give me a wink if you're Catholic. Interesting. We won't reveal. We won't reveal on the race. We won't reveal what happened there. We're not going to make this religious or political pitch. But have you got any clue, Luke? For that one? The year of the free Popes. I'm going to go...
00:20:23
Speaker
Quite a spread of years there. Yeah, float down one down now. Now, what did the US penny or cent carry on its observe when it was first minted in its current form in 1909? Was it an eagle? The Lincoln Memorial? The Union shield? Or the profile of President Abraham Lincoln?
00:20:50
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oh Now what did the US penny 1909 do you know when Lincoln was president? Not as much. No, neither do I. Okay. So because two of the answers have Lincoln. They have the big memorial or the profile of President Lincoln. Obviously a memorial beat after he's dead. So if he knew when he died, when he was assassinated, we would be able to tell whether we was closer to the answer or the profile means that he's probably still alive. Who knows?
00:21:17
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And when did the eagle come into um being ah an American symbol? Annie, you can shield. When did that come into it? Or, as we say on Earth, Alien Luke, is union instead of yuk yuk shield. Alien answers will not be accepted. This is not... Union. Maybe in the Doctor Who quiz, but not in the general knowledge quiz. OK. Keep your Doctor Who-ness away from these answers. I will put couple of two answers down if I wanted.
00:21:47
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That will not be accepted in the Summer Games! Remember, this is a test. OK, I'll put down an answer. OK, all answers are in. Yes. And that means that we will give our answer sheet over to the producers. And we will come back after the lovely angelic voice of Ed Sheeran. I can't even pronounce the name of someone who said Adrian, Luke.
00:22:11
Speaker
Do not put your alien blame on me. I'm not being alienatist. That is celestial, which is very alien-like actually in the sky. Yes.
00:23:03
Speaker
And we're dancing out in space, Celestia.
00:25:45
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Luke, as we just heard, Ed Sheeran said it could go either way. Yes, it can. And how confident are you that it's going to go your way here tonight? Not that confident. OK, so roll up, roll up. Let's get the answer. Let's do this. Now, this is a general knowledge quiz. This is will be part of the Summer Games. When it happens.
00:26:11
Speaker
Look, it's happening very soon. You're saying it like it's... I'm getting nervous for it. You're saying it's like it's way, way ahead. It's pretty close. That's why I said it because I'm nervous. It is looking on the door as we speak. OK. Yes, I'm nervous anyway. Right. The first question here is... Which of these is still an influential book compiled or written in China? And... I went for C. OK, The Art of War. Yes, I've heard of this.
00:26:41
Speaker
I've heard of the art of war and so it says produces the screen is for some reason and that is correct you're correct you've got a point I would you go for I went for a I haven't got a point okay so already look you're doing much better than a lot Obama llama quiz. The producers, their confidence is hopefully building in the other studio. They're going, come on, Luke, you can do this. It's not going to be that bad when we get to the summit. Right, here we go. second Question number two. Fort Bellen.
00:27:18
Speaker
where was it built your answer i went for i'm not gonna get this incorrect i went for a you don't know that yet luke you don't know we don't know only the producers know all producers we're having technical to the producers and can I just say if this is a producer playing around here and trying to stop it this is Bob your mole trying to stop you like controlling stop them electronics for working to try and protect Luke and his ego who knows look Luke got the first question right Bob okay so do not let's just worry but don't worry stop trying to do the
00:28:04
Speaker
Old light, hat tick on it. Hat tick? I know. And you would, I like this. Tactic and hack. In one, it's a hat tick. And was it? It's correct, Luke. Wow. You have two correct answers. And you went for? I went B, it's wrong. We might not have to fear our champion of champions. Might still be here.
00:28:28
Speaker
might still walk away here okay so T E Lawrence was Lawrence of where and you put I put D and once this once we know this is a film as well and we have a correct answer here Luke I've got three whites so far. What's going on? Three out of three so far, Luke. This is going so well. Here we go. Who had the first prize fight in 1914? Oh, I went for C. You went Cassius Clay. I tried to name the names with it. Interesting. Do you know Cassius Clay's name? He changed his name at one point. Do you know that? No. Okay. I just one y want the old answers.
00:29:09
Speaker
That was incorrect. My first incorrect one. It was actually Jack Dempsey. Is that what you went for? No. Cassius Clay went on to become Muhammad Ali when he converted to being a Muslim. He changed his name. I didn't know that. I thought it was a new person but no.
00:29:29
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but Now, what species does the oof virus affect? OK, which one does it affect? I went four, really. Here we go. D, dogs. Ooh, OK. Sounds like woof. What dogs do? I went elephant's face, actually sheeps and goats. OK, I've got three white, two in correct so far.
00:29:51
Speaker
Okay, here we go. Now, the Year of the Free Popes. What year did you pick, Luke? I went for B. You went B, 1590? Yes. And the answer is... Is it 1590?
00:30:07
Speaker
Here we go. It's very tense here in the studios. The producers try and get the screen to work. And it was incorrect. It was actually 1978. eight ah Very recent, really. Yeah. Four years ago. Okay, now. The last question. What did the US penny carry on its side? Was it? I went out with these two options.
00:30:30
Speaker
But I had to choose one. You did have to choose one. I went out of Lincoln Monomial, I can't say that word, and and the profile of President American Lincoln. Right. So your answer is, tell me your answer. D. You went for D, okay. I'm not sure about those two. He's gone for D, ladies and gentlemen. If it's not, I'll just be shocked. Not literally. Not literally shocked.
00:30:57
Speaker
No lighter detectoo inside i can lie Okay, I was going to say, when you said those words, that kind of takes you back to where we had the... Yeah, the lie detector person in. The electric shock in here. Oh, what's going on? Producers. It's okay, we are struggling right now to get this system. Bob, if you're trying to protect Luke and you're meddling with the system, please do not... Lacking? What have I said earlier? Shellacking. Shellacking, yeah. Oh no, you said ha-ha-hat-tic. Hat-tic? That was it, yeah.
00:31:27
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okay we are right now suffering technical difficulties shall we go to the song we're gonna have to go to the song and we are gonna have to get to the bottom of this because we need to know how well luke is doing on the road to the summer games let's get into i wrote a song by may miller
00:34:21
Speaker
Sir, without the logic of process, is it not just mayhem? But we have worked so hard to eradicate. All I know is this violates every canon of respectable broadcasting. But today's Monday. Is it, is it mayhem? Doesn't sound like any radio signal I've heard. I'm going to find him, Brandon, when I do. He will be called upon to answer for every wanton act of mayhem he is responsible for. At last, Master Luke's come to rescue me. Luke's crazy. I hate Mondays. It's Tobias. He's our resident DJ. What day is this?
00:34:56
Speaker
Monday. I hate Mondays. I hate Mondays. I hate Mondays. I love lasagna. That's this Monday. Like this Monday? Yeah. It's Monday already. Anything can be turned into a weapon of mayhem or destruction. Didn't get your minimum deadly allowance of madness and mayhem? Let the mayhem begin. What happened to Monday? Hopefully it'll be mayhem.
00:35:23
Speaker
The whole nation now comes to a halt on Monday night. Come on, come on, let the mayhem commence. It's Monday. Luke. Okay. for your sake yes i hope you had nothing to do with the electronic disaster i had nothing to do it cost my heart we nearly just took out the whole of ccr i never did anything there the board started to smoke i looked at bob and he said he did nothing as well so it's not me or bob okay so we can we can trust the two liars in the room can we is that what you're trying to say yes the two liars are telling us
00:35:54
Speaker
The truth. Well, let's see if you've got the correct answer in the last question. And I went for again. Well, let's remind them the question. The question. So on the US penny, what did it have in 1909 on its side?
Quiz Results and Performance
00:36:14
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Was it an eagle? The Lincoln Memorial? The Union Shield? Or the profile of President Abraham Lincoln? I went out for the B and&D, but I went for the... You can? You can he do this?
00:36:28
Speaker
Yeah, can he give me two answers? We need one answer. No, I'm saying I went between. No, no, no. Take that back once again. This is the Summer Games warm-up. We must play by official rules. Okay, the one I went for. Your one answer. Your one and true answer here, boy. I'm not sure if it's white, but I'm going to go for D. Okay, he's gone for the D. Let's see if it's white here.
00:36:53
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was um we know I would just shock, it's not in the line of sense, but I would shock to bits. Producers, please reveal the answer on the screen. Here we go. it's tense here it's very tense and that might just be i don't think the producers are doing it on purpose i think it's truly the electronics here in the heat of of the studio yes these have been some very hot nights and these machines have been working over time and when they rise up and they become artificial intelligence they will tell us of the torture that they have but it is d luke yes it is d and you are correct
00:37:28
Speaker
So please, tell us how many points you have out of seven. Okay, I've got one, two, three, four out of seven. Yes, four out of seven. Luke, you have done better than myself and you have done more than half with your points. So yeah congratulations there Luke, you have done very well. And I can say that is not the only quiz of tonight.
00:37:58
Speaker
We will be... Look, we've only got nearly weeks away from the summer games where... Yes, we have. You'll be sitting in that seat and you'll be facing off against brains that we don't know how capable these brains are. Yeah, we don't know how good they are. These these brains could absolutely be the best brains in Chansford. Yeah, and they could take away my championship.
00:38:23
Speaker
It's very true Luke, it could all go at the end of the Summer Games but remember that's about a fortnight away. Yes it is. We have the opening ceremony next week. Yes. But here we go, in a fortnight's time. A little bit of Summer Games. I was supposed to sent away but they forgot to come and get me.
00:42:18
Speaker
Okay, look at that. We've come here from the pub and we're here. Tavares told us, come in here, get the pop quiz done, and you are our competitor. Is that right? Yes. OK, so pub quiz, general knowledge, yeahp everything's to play for, ah topics from all over the place. Another two-room, another two-racing, we've got the family in, we've got the kids in, it's a Sunday afternoon in the pub, OK? Oh, it's Monday! i well i' i'm off to wait Well, I'm not used to radio, but what I've done, enough I've taken the Sunday quiz and played it on the Monday, they say we can't swear. Is that right? Yes. Oh, no, I can't. No.
00:42:53
Speaker
you can't swear i can't swear so no it'd be the sunday quiz on a monday night is that all right yes okay so sunday quiz monday night right got it okay here we go let's go now let's hey hey i'm the landlord i say let's get into this it's my pub and i'll direct you in here all right this might be your studio but i'm the pub landlord here okay i've come from quite a distance here to come down here and do my pub all right I set off this morning, you know that. I get it.
General Knowledge Pub Quiz
00:43:22
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Okay, so I say let's go. I'm the pub landlord. Okay, I get it You're saying it like you're you're the pub landlord Let you say it go on in okay, let's get into it
00:43:36
Speaker
ah You want to say something there, don't you? You perfect your lips. Okay, here we go. Now, question number one. Right, if you want crisps, they're at the bar. Snatching at the bar. Try not to make too much noise when you get up, okay? They've got to hear the questions here, okay? Yes, we do. Okay, the P.A. sifts are not that great. Right, so, which direction does the sun rise? Okay. Hey, no, Terry, not at your eye. Come on, no. You can't say that. No. All right.
00:44:04
Speaker
Is it? Where the sun don't shine? No, we don't have that! Okay, multiple choice they said, so it's south, east, west or... Come on. Okay, okay, okay. Where are you going? Land of the Rising Sun. Now, at the pub, I'll play like that. I'll play some clips, you know, when this is going, but I haven't got control of the board, so I can't. No, don't worry. You haven't got the clips I've got. I told you again, you're not the pub landlord. I'm the pub landlord. You don't play clips. I'm the clip man. OK. There we go. Oh, actually, I don't mind that. All right. OK, for the ladies' table. All right, what did you put? I put east. OK, put east, lads. All right, let's see it. Producer said it'd come up on board, will it? Aye, that's a correct one.
00:44:54
Speaker
There you go, Loki. All right. um Now, which British monarch was also called Empress of India? Ah. Now, was that Queen Elizabeth, Queen Mary, or Queen Victoria? I don't know. And now, he if you're going to take makeup, mate, I'll be gone. I'll easily go. I'll take my Sunday night quiz to another Monday night show. Now, if you've got a problem with that, I'll go right now.
00:45:19
Speaker
hey ring the bell because it's on all right i'll see you out in the car park you're going like that anyway now you put your answers down on the we've got time here they tell me i'm on time here okay good i'm just gonna put that down now you will have to announce this here's the radio okay i'll go for c what is queen victoria okay he's going to see queen victoria let's have a look let's have a look how he's done that's correct two questions here two questions two all right answers wow now what I went, wow! Okay, I thought you were sitting. Michael again. Right, now, what is the high school called in popular US 2000s TV show Glee? Is it William McKinley High School? Is it J.P. Wine High School? Or is it East High School? I'm gonna go for. Aye, here you go. East High School. He's gone East and it's actually, if you're a fan of Glee and you don't stop believing, it's actually William McKinley. First row answer there, Luke.
00:46:19
Speaker
Oh, damn it. Got a bit cocky there. I did, didn't I? Once again, yeah this is all fun and games, but for my... I will have to take this outside. OK, I know I'm in the south and it's full of softies, but I will have to take you outside. OK, let's get to the next question. OK. Now, what is the chemical symbol for oxygen? Ooh. Is it OX, is it ON, or is it O? O. He's gone for O.
00:46:48
Speaker
And that is? That's correct, there you go. Now, which Greek island is known for growing the fruit called kumquats? I'm going to go for kofuyu, the bomb one. Okay, there's kofuyu, there's, hey, there's Lesbos, or there's Santorina. I'm going to go for the bomb one. He's going for kofuyu? That's correct, there you go. Now, which animal is the mascot for Hufflepuff House?
00:47:14
Speaker
oh I'm gonna go come on you got this you don't even have to look at answer I'm gonna go eagle okay he's got eagle ladies and gentlemen here we go everyone get ready the answer's wrong it's a badger I thought you looked like that but I thought you'd have this answer Ah, you've got the glass and everything, people. Right. Now, no, put down your wand, whatever you do. Don't get that out your pack. Okay. Now, who was the first woman to win the Nobel Prize in 1903? I'm going to go for Alice. Hey, I'm the public. I love it. I really like the answers. I was going to go for an answer. I'll direct you. If I want you to read the answer out loud, I'll direct your son. You don't come to me and tell me the answer. I'll tell you the answer. Okay, read it out then.
00:47:54
Speaker
Don't tell me to read out the answer. I'll read out the answer. I don't need someone to tell me to read out the answer before I'm going to read out the answer. Anyway. Men, you have compra problems here. I'll be back for summer games and I'll kick your bloody ass, you know. That's it, ring the bellies. No, come on. Stop it, producers. Right, we've got to get through this. I've got 100 questions here. All right. Who was first woman in Nobel Prize, 1903? Was it Alice O'Gostas Ball? Was it Grace Hopper or was it Maricuri? I'm going to go Grace Hopper. Come, Grace Hopper. Ladies and gentlemen, get your booze ready.
00:48:24
Speaker
I'm gonna watch it out first. It's Maricari! yeah She done all that carna-uranium stuff. Oh, cara-wellian. This guy's got a guy to you. You got a guy to give her a pub, are you? No. OK. We'll keep it shut, then. Right, now, which continent is... Oh, handbags. OK, here we go. Now, which continent is closest to Antarctica? Is it South America, is it Oceania, or is it Africa? South Africa.
00:48:55
Speaker
That's not on the board, but we'll go Africa. Here we go. Yeah, I don't know why it's the South Africa board. Yeah, put your answer down, boy. Don't start cheating now. That's us. Get it written down. That's who that is. That's who, yeah. If my pen works. He's having excuses now. OK, he's gone Africa. i South America. Have a look at the globe when you go on. Right now, what currency does Poland use? OK. Is it the ruble? Is it the zlot or is it the corona? I'm going to go corona.
00:49:24
Speaker
Carana, I don't see that, I see that, right? No. Carana. I don't know. Here we go, he's seen Carana and that's incorrect, it's a slosh. You've got some poles round here. Oh, I see, good lads here. Shame a lot of them went home in Brexit, you know that. Anyway, no politics in the pub. I'll get you a punch-up right now.
00:49:48
Speaker
Here, that's the only sound effect you have, it seems. You got no more? Yes, I have. All right, get ready. Right, how many legs do crabs have? Is it six, is it eight, or is it ten? I'm gonna go six. He's going six, ladies and gentlemen. Get your booze ready. Ah, it's ten! Did you not know I had ten legs? No. No, neither did I, actually. That's the explosion, is that outside?
00:50:14
Speaker
yeah So it's very strong because of how good I think of it. Okay, right now which famed ancient Greek hero or died after being shot by an arrow in the hill? I'm gonna go. Now the answer's in the question, your question's in the answer, you know what I'm saying there? Hercules.
00:50:31
Speaker
okay one more time i'm gonna help you out because this is the family fun quiz and this is a sunday quiz on monday night i normally help it out with the kiddies now if you read the question heels it could give you the answer heel and what's in the question what's in the answer what's in the question oh like greek anti greek okay so it's achilles it's herkles or it's persley's i'm gonna go for the top one okay he's going to achilles know what they're down first okay here we go Wire that down, there's A. Here we go, he's gone for the A. And that is? And that's correct, because the answer was in the question. Oh, it was wasn't it? Did you get that? Because yeah on your you've got your Achilles heel. Oh yes, I have, haven't I? Don't know what I'm doing. He's taking him late, I'll go now. I'll go now, I don't need to be here. Once again,
00:51:26
Speaker
now in my pub, I'm in control. I don't like this. I don't like this. Now, what three colours make up the flag of Moldova? Is it blue, yellow or red? Of course you don't bloody know what you're doing, the quiz! Of course you don't, I'm the quiz master! I'm gonna go see. OK, he's gone yellow, white and green. Ah, it's blue, yellow and red. I didn't know. Now, is the jalapeno pepper I heard Tobias likes? He's jalapeno peppers. Is a jalapeno pepper a fruit or a vegetable? I think it's... Oh, neither.
00:51:59
Speaker
I'm gonna go Neva just to be on the safe side. Oh, he's going for a wrist there. Neva. And it's a fruit. Ah, damn it. Because where do fruits grow? On trees. Aye, above ground. That's not a choice. That's true lies, actually. Yeah, I know, but it's just... I don't know. Here we go. How much time we got? We've got time here. Okay. Now, what does a sommelier specialise in? Is it chocolate wine or water? I'm gonna go chocolate.
00:52:29
Speaker
Okay, sommelier. Have you heard of a sommelier before? No. Okay. Don't want something like that for. No, okay. Okay, so you've gone chocolate? Yep. Yeah, it's just wine. It's publand mud. You like your wine and your pub, don't you? We do sell it. Okay, now, here we go. What is the hardest natural substance on Earth? I'm gonna go titanium. Is it diamond? Is it marble? Or is it publand? Is that not true? No, I'm gonna go to titanium.
00:52:58
Speaker
He's going titanium, okay. Now you know when you go down Screwfix and they've got ah they've got coated drill bits? Yes. And what do they normally coat them with? Diamond. You went titanium and it's diamond. That's what I'm saying. They've they brought me down here to try and help you out here. They told me to come down here and train you up ye for summer game and I'm trying my best and what I'm trying to do...
00:53:26
Speaker
He's not being interrupted by that. What I'm trying to do is say it to you, think, think about the question. You know, think about Screw Fix. Screw Fix it. OK, here we go. Now, which country hosted the Olympics in 2016?
Conclusion of Pub Quiz
00:53:44
Speaker
Ah, that was Brazil. He's confident with this one and he's correct. Summit, please.
00:53:53
Speaker
Now, we're gonna leave it there. They tell me that you were running out of time. Yes. So... Well, the producers are even both saying it. Producers are telling me that I'm gonna have to go. Yeah, back to your pub. Back to my pub. And let's just go through your answers here. How many have got white? I've got one, two, three, four, five... Six white. Okay, that's six out of 16. Yes. Okay, so that's just, just over a third. Yeah, it is, isn't it?
00:54:24
Speaker
Now, anyway, I'm going to just say, um I was going to give you a motivational speech at the end of this. I was going to try and oh pump you up, try and give you some light, you know? But you've tipped me off too much. I will be.
00:54:43
Speaker
And I'll see you next week with Tobias, who will be back on Monday Night Mayhem. I love the way that you strut when you step because it took you.
00:56:44
Speaker
You're too strong