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Jimmy Lost His Shirt Again
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I'm joined by Jacob again, as well as our friend Jimmy! We'll be discussing his experience at EDC Orlando, relationships, College, and more... It was a blast and we hope you enjoy it.
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Transcript
Introduction and Guest Overview
00:00:10
Speaker
Welcome to mildly frustrating podcast. I'm here with Jimmy finally and Jacob again for some reason. Alan, I presumably is dead. Um, Jacob again this week. All right, Jimmy. I, I have a legitimate question for you. All right. Okay. Now, as far as far as I know, Dylan has never been to college, right? You've never been to college. Okay. You've never had the college experience. I've never had the college experience.
00:00:39
Speaker
All right, in one sentence, describe the college experience.
College Experience in a Sentence
00:00:46
Speaker
Jacob, that's a great question. That's your sentence? The only sentence I can leave you with is, females can be like 12 years old and look like they're 27 and it's the most frustrating thing in the world. Don't I know it? Don't I know it? That's why I'm growing my mustache. That's your entire college experience? Precisely. Meaning that they aren't even in college. That is correct, Jacob.
00:01:08
Speaker
So you're telling me that you are so desperate that you had to go outside of a college campus in order to get some tail That is also false. I don't know why I said also but that's false They have their fake IDs from other states where they claim that there's 21, but they're really 12 nice 12 is an exaggeration. I'm gonna go ahead and say 16 16
Travel Chaos and Humorous Mishaps
00:01:38
Speaker
All right, so Jimmy, you're in college, right? Yes, no? Question mark? Yes, no. All right, question mark. All right, so what's your favorite part of the college experience? Is it EDC? I don't know. The best part has to be the learning experience, you know? Being off by yourself, and I'm sure to say females, that's the best part. Yeah. All right, let's talk about your face. So what happened to your, why do you look like Sloth from the Goonies?
00:02:06
Speaker
You want to tell us a story about what happened to your bed? Long story short, I had a female over my house. Heck yeah, dude. Ended up eating super late. Had a fat burger. Ended up getting about two or three hours of sleep. Had to wake up early, catch a flight to your town, actually. So my digestive tract wasn't actually intact.
00:02:34
Speaker
So I ended up getting gas and my stomach was not too happy about three hours later, 7.30 in the morning.
College Memories and Sloth Resemblance
00:02:44
Speaker
Ended up going to war. True story. Ended up going to war with the toilet in a Wawa bathroom in Orlando, Florida. Was not pretty, I'm telling you. Ended up blacking out on the toilet. I pulled me out of this bracelet.
00:03:02
Speaker
This is a true story. My stomach ache was so bad. I'm not making this up. I actually pants on around my ankles. I fell off the toilet and I went face first into the concrete in a wah wah bathroom. Thank God I was in a handicap because they would have gotten real bad tones. But my right side of my face is kind of screwed up. Ended up chipping my tooth.
00:03:33
Speaker
Exactly, you got it. My stomach was hurting that bad. I'm going to pass out. Yeah, like I said, I ended up passing out. That's exactly what I said. Called my mom like a little saying, please take me away.
Financial Regrets with Pokemon Cards
00:03:49
Speaker
Take me away from here. Yeah, it was an awful experience. Definitely would have broken every bone ever instead of going through that again.
00:04:02
Speaker
But yeah, that's how my face looks like a swamp. Thanks, Jacob. Back to you, bud. Answer your question. Dylan is currently having to gasp for air from that story, which is a truly great story. So I'm taking over this podcast now. I'm so much pain. Understandable.
00:04:30
Speaker
I can see that your target experience today. My Pokemon experience. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yours, Dylan's compared to sick transition to the next story. But anyway, go ahead, Dylan. Tell us about the story. I'm more of a debt. What? Right. Then explain the debt. I have a lot of Pokemon debt.
00:04:58
Speaker
Somehow ended up dropping $50 plus in Pokemon cards.
EDC Festival: Memories and Culture
00:05:03
Speaker
Haven't done that. $50 plus by myself. That, that is correct. Speaking on behalf of you. Yeah. Yeah. Say we spent a hundred dollars plus today. Would I say that together? Um, I'll safely say I spent how much did you spend 40? Okay. And I spent,
00:05:26
Speaker
Okay, here we go. 60. Okay, that would equal 100. So that's perfect. So anyway, seven. Yep. Now let's just state their age. It's not your business. So Dylan is 39 with two kids. And Jimmy is, I'm 14 plus 10 years, 14 plus 10 years. And I have not bought Pokemon cards since I was probably seven years. I've never bought Pokemon cards.
00:05:53
Speaker
That's probably a fair point. That's debatable. Based on his shirt, his phone case. It doesn't mean I didn't like Pokemon. So is anyone listening?
00:06:03
Speaker
do not buy them because they're a scam. You're going to get the nice cool holographic arm in front. You're going to get a bunch of energy cards down below. What are you thinking? You're going to buy the pack and it was going to be like number one blastoise, number two Charizard, number three Venusaur, number four Mewtwo. Well, yeah, that was always my dream.
00:06:26
Speaker
and then never buy another pack again. Yeah. It's got like the magic business model right there. I'm not going to be successful. Nope. That's Louis Vuitton. Even worse. Um, so I know you got, uh, some experiences. Do you want to, I dab on experiences. Is there any experiences you'd like to share from your,
00:06:52
Speaker
show at the amphitheater of classical music. EDC Orlando 2019 was good. Edco. Edco for short. Were there any particular experiences that were cool? Just a few. Maybe some high school children? There were a lot of those. Very hard to differentiate them from, you know, normal people like above 21. But
00:07:20
Speaker
Yeah. Funny story. I got lost for a straight hour by myself. You got lost. I got lost. Why? Uh, just so happened that there was over a hundred thousand people or something stupid like that. Did they all look like you by chance? Absolutely not. I'm one of a kind. Um, we all have a backwards hat on. Yes. But I was also two, two, two and a half locos deep every day. And you had suspenders on with no shirt.
00:08:09
Speaker
Camelback. Alright, I really like the cash though. Fun times. Fun times at EDC though. What is EDC? I was about to say, was it all one performer or was it like? It wasn't. There was actually four or five different stages and for the first time it was three days instead of two days. And let me tell you, I was in my coffin come third day. I assume that's probably why it was only two days before. That is correct. So third day you really had to rally here. So you went every single day?
00:08:15
Speaker
Again, I did not have a shirt on, but I was drinking plenty of water in my hydro pack. Shout out, Camel. Thank you.
00:08:39
Speaker
I went every single day. Wow. Was it all the same person? What was the... Oh, no.
Post-EDC Recovery
00:08:44
Speaker
That you went to see? No, no. There was plenty. Everyone from Alice in Wonderland, Rez, R.L. Grand, it was unbelievable. Those all sound like movies. I mean, you're probably right, but they are spectacular. Everyone from Alice in Wonderland to Shrek to Freddy the Fish. Toy Story 2. Shadow of the Adventure Club.
00:09:08
Speaker
Instead of making Mouse a fun house. Diplo, shout out Diplo. Was Diplo there? Diplo was there. My house. So explain to me how, because I've never been to one of these shows, explain to me how you show up to one of them. Oh, so you show up, what, like an hour beforehand? Do you show up during the show? Do you show up before the show starts? Are you fully closed the entire time? Is there an opener? Because it all sounds the same?
00:09:35
Speaker
I'm going to be honest with you, every single day, I know it ends at midnight, uh, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. I have no idea what time it starts. I want to go ahead and say one PM, but everyone gets there at a different time. If you are there from one PM to 12 AM that night, you are not surviving. If you do hats off to you, but, uh, I know a lot of people end up going around four or five o'clock.
00:10:00
Speaker
the better people play later on. So we try to, we try to aim around three, four o'clock. That's ridiculous. I would 100% agree with you. What happens at end midnight?
Friendship, Future Plans, and Golf
00:10:11
Speaker
Like I just said, I wasn't listening at all. That's fine. Um, so it ends around midnight. What's
00:10:18
Speaker
Like, do you just go home? Like, I don't I don't know. I've never been to like a rave type. Yeah, good for you, though. But yeah, there's usually a bunch of after parties and you kind of don't stop until the sun comes up, whether it's your body's house or some some part of downtown or wherever the festival is being held. And yeah, yeah, it's brutal. Wait, wait, wait. So when was this? This this was this past weekend. So do you think that has any correlation to
00:10:46
Speaker
the trauma that you experienced before your flight. 150%, which is why I had to keep going. Okay, all right. So over that five day period, how much did you sleep? In a three day period, I probably slept about nine hours. Okay, in three days. See, now we're starting to piece things together. Yeah, it sounds like you shouldn't have done that.
00:11:15
Speaker
That is correct. But you know, you're living life, you know, it's good. If you were Greg or do you? Oh, actually, I'm so glad I went. That's why you, so who did you go with? Um, about 17 others. Oh, you went with a group of people. I did. That's nice. You guys rent out a house or what? No, actually without a 15, 20 minute drive from all over. Okay. Yeah. It's Orlando. So they all just walk to there. They all just get naked at their house and then walk
Life Reflections and Lessons Learned
00:11:43
Speaker
nice dude nice it's literally it's literally pretty it's very accurate actually so is it like an open field like uh yeah so coachella is yeah yeah so it's actually um right outside camping world um shout out camping world and uh it's a tinker field it's actually uh
00:12:02
Speaker
It's a, I won't say abandoned baseball stadium. I think some minor league team used to play there, but it's just a humongous open field. Uh, very, very large enough for, you know, like I said, three, four, five stages. Okay. All right. So it's not just one big stage. It's multiple stages. Okay. Yeah. And then, uh, it's cool, you know, very, very large, but you look left, you look right and you know, you see a 16 year old popping a Molly and it's just like, what the hell am I doing here?
00:12:31
Speaker
So glad I'm here. I know. And then you look to your other right. Like you have two rights and you know, there's a police officer there and you're like, Oh, okay. Well, I'm going to go. Did you see anybody get arrested or anything? A hundred percent. How many? I'd probably say me personally. I saw about half a dozen. Were you any of them?
00:12:51
Speaker
Unfortunately, I was not one of them. Not this time around. Did you know any of them? I did not know any of them. They did look like children. I will say that. Well, that's I ended up losing my shirt the first day. How do you lose your shirt? Hey, you know what? I have an idea. Don't you wait. I'll not lose it. Just keep it on your shirt. That's preposterous.
00:13:12
Speaker
Keep it on your shirt. If you keep your shirt on your shirt, you won't leave it. Keep my shirt on my shirt. That's a merch idea right there, right?
Living in Cold Climates
00:13:19
Speaker
Keep your shirt on your shirt. I like that. But Jimmy in Florida does not keep your shirts on. Yeah, it's a separate issue. Alright, how often do you go through life without a shirt on?
00:13:30
Speaker
Being honest, 100% honest. You're pretty fat, let's be honest here. No, for sure. You're not the most in shape person. For sure. But I only wear a shirt when I have to wear a shirt. So if it's going to class, if it's, you know, sometimes I drive and I, you know, if I have to drive some, somebody sometimes, most of the time I don't even wear a shirt when I'm driving. Really? Absolutely. Wow. Why are you so white still?
00:13:57
Speaker
That's a great question. I'm trying not to be. All right. That's a good answer. I'm trying to put a little bit of a tan on. Do you use tanning oil or what? I do, but I just burn. Oh, I see. Okay. And it just, it doesn't work out well. All right. That's fair. In case you're in town now. I'm in town. It's great. It's great to be here. So I have a question for you. How do you tackle this cold weather every single day? Because it's fantastic. Wow. He loves it. Yeah. You love it too. Yeah.
00:14:26
Speaker
Yeah, I'd much rather cold weather than warm weather any day. Okay,
Relationships and Personal Growth
00:14:32
Speaker
because down south, I'm sweating my buttocks off every single day. Got anything be planned by here? I mean, I mean, I'm part of it. But so so how long are you here? These are these are great questions. I'm actually here till Monday. Okay. Monday night. So why do you want to come here? What's
00:14:50
Speaker
Not because of you. Fair enough. Yeah. I mean, I know that. I wouldn't want to come here for me either. Honestly came here for both of your dogs. Yeah. And that's the only reason why I'm still living. Continue. No, just kidding. I'm not much love. Go kill yourself. I was so insanely rude. I'm sorry. Did not mean that. No, I got you. I'm on board. Big family guy here. Not, not the cartoon. I'm just a big family dude person guy.
00:15:20
Speaker
Yeah, dude, where's my car? Always a fun time coming here. Rocking the weekend, the long weekend or a week with you and go. My sister's actually in town. Are you down to go golfing tomorrow? Wow.
00:15:43
Speaker
can always rip one off the tee. Anytime, any place, anywhere. I can watch. I'm not good at it. He'll be your caddy. That's fine. Yeah. I'm down to place the ball on the tee. Send a moonshot. If you would allow me. Absolutely not. All right, cool. I'll stay in the car. I'm just kidding. Text me when you're done. That's fine. Full 18. All right. So we've interviewed Jacob before. Yeah. We've interviewed Jacob before.
00:16:10
Speaker
Yeah, it's going to be an unposted podcast. No, we've posted it. Oh, boom. Yeah, yeah. So I heard some people were upset about some of my picks for the fantasy basketball. Yeah. And I just want to say, I'm just...
00:16:28
Speaker
and everything in life. You know, I'm just here for a silly, silly goose time. A silly, silly goose time. All right. And that's why I picked Jeremy Lin, because I feel like I feel like because he doesn't play as an Asian representative of the NBA. He is are you mean, you know? Yes, we make some to find out Jeremy Lin doesn't play NBA anymore.
00:16:57
Speaker
We come to find out that he's nothing like Yao Ming. He's not the height, the skill level. Hey. So we've interviewed Jacob on the show. I've asked him a lot of questions about his failed relationship and the relationship he's ruined and that he'll never get back. And there's a lot of issues around the whole issue of his loneliness and how he'll grow old and die alone.
Regrets and Lessons from Relationships
00:17:16
Speaker
And there's just a lot of, a lot of stuff about how he's sad and might not make it to 21. And so, I mean, I guess it's,
00:17:42
Speaker
it's jacob jimmy and either of you
00:17:49
Speaker
So there's four of us specifically to either of you. Okay. All right. Yeah. Either of you, would you mind speaking up? Yeah. All right. Yeah. All right. I don't even remember what the question was. Okay. Gotcha. Either of you best memory past year. I mean, cause we're into November already. Okay. Sure. Wow. Yeah. It was the best time of my life.
00:18:20
Speaker
Probably five years from now, but not right now. It sucks. 2019 sucked. I made a lot of money in 2019. Same. Over the course of the year. Relationship was? Sucked. Not good. Coming in, yeah, specifically. I said the best part of 2019. I also said it was the best part. You used to give me the
Emotional Dynamics of Loneliness and Friendship
00:18:39
Speaker
worst part. Is that what you want to stick with? I didn't really give a sock to that one. The best part of my year was the relationship sucked.
00:18:49
Speaker
made a lot of money. If you have to give me one specific experience, would it be EDCO, EDCO, or would it be some other experience? It was probably EDCO. It was a very fun field and a lot of other emotion of every aspect. Best experience for you, Jacob?
00:19:11
Speaker
I don't know. Is that a complicated question? Yeah, probably the best experience of my life. May. June. July. August. September. November. October. Or do you have a it's all crappy part? Well, I'd say the beginning of the year was one of the best years of my life. The closing half wasn't really great. I mean, I got to spend time with
00:19:38
Speaker
A person that I view, still view, as my best friend. A person that I genuinely love and that I was able to spend most of my time with. And I'd say I'm pretty blessed for that person, even to this day. So I'd say it was a pretty, pretty awesome year, despite the fact that the end half might not have been the ideal circumstances. I'm still really grateful for this person and being able to spend that time with them. So I just
Physical Features and Appearances
00:20:04
Speaker
found out about the lazy eye today.
00:20:07
Speaker
feel happy about it i want i want to fix i want both eyes gone i'd rather be blind honestly how how do you think how do you think the world will view you knowing that one eye is constantly off look at him right now he can't even see i just want to apologize because look at his one eye it's bad to everyone who has seen this um i'm in no control of this look he's like an owl he's looking behind him
00:20:36
Speaker
Oh my God. You look like you should be in an Adam Sandler 360 view. Why? How many guys you got, bruh? They call me Flora. Just in the one eyes. How many lenses you got in one? You got a couple of contacts? Stop.
00:20:59
Speaker
Let's get this ASMR of me hitting the pillow. Alright, so I asked him pretty difficult questions. And I think I answered correctly and honestly. Would you say they were difficult questions or okay questions? They were good questions. It hasn't either of the things I said.
00:21:17
Speaker
What?
History of Past Relationships
00:21:20
Speaker
Alright, so first relationship, breaking point. Breaking point for the first relationship? Yeah. So that was 17 to 22. Yeah, breaking point was right when I turned 22 last couple months, last five or six months.
00:21:42
Speaker
Um, breaking point was just, wasn't happening. Wasn't clicking. Anything happen? No, nothing happens. Wasn't clicking. Wasn't clicking. Yeah. Was it a long term? Like relationship or was it like a short term? Yeah. Like, yeah, we started then when I was 17 and it went all the way. How long was that? That was a little over four years.
00:22:07
Speaker
time yeah you're telling me I didn't realize until afterwards okay things just weren't clicking yeah you know then the college scene started happening and you know the world kind of opens up to other both of us and I definitely could have been all the better but you know definitely she could have been better as well a lot better
00:22:26
Speaker
But you know, things weren't clicking. So fair enough. You know, and we actually didn't talk for a while and a long time started. After a while, it might have been like a year or two reconnected. And then all of a sudden she hates me again. So I'm still pissed about it. All right. Fast forward. Sure. Fast forward. Second relationship right after that.
00:22:49
Speaker
It was pretty immediate, wasn't it? It was immediate. Yeah, because it was a few weeks almost overlap. No, I mean, not to the day, not to the day. I'd say it was probably like two or three. So if you had to look at it, you wouldn't say they overlapped at all.
Maturity and Lessons Learned
00:23:02
Speaker
Well, I knew this person.
00:23:04
Speaker
Well, I mean, you definitely knew this person. But did would you say they overlapped in terms of relationship at all? No, no, no, not at all. I almost think like my second second girlfriend kind of waited until she knew it was kind of over to say how you doing? Sounds like cool girl. She was a very cool girl. You told the very end.
00:23:28
Speaker
That's usually how it works. I'm just kidding. Yeah, that's how it normally goes. Okay, so fast forward a little bit. How long are we talking? In term, you don't have to be exact. Well, I'm saying just a second specifically. How long did that last? How long did that last? That was two and a half years, just a little over two and a half years.
00:23:52
Speaker
I went quick. I went real quick. That was really great. That was way better. Better relationship. Better relationship. Definitely. You would you would say second relationship was better than the first one. Only because of age. I think age was a huge factor. You know, it wasn't the fact that you felt like you were more mature. Absolutely. And so and so was my second second. Nice. So that was kind of my question. When you say age, do you mean like her age, your age, your combined age, like what
00:24:22
Speaker
What do you mean when you say age was a difference? Both of our age. Like I said, I was my first girlfriend, I was 17. You think you know the world when you're 17 and then you turn 18 and then you're 20 and then you're 21 and you go drink and you think you own the world.
00:24:40
Speaker
Little do you know, you know, absolutely nothing. So, you know, you're very immature. At least I was. To be honest with you, I still am immature, but not as immature as I was with my first girlfriend. Second girlfriend, you know, you kind of just mature through time and she was a lot more mature than my first one. So, kind of, that's why I went a little bit easier. There's a combined thing. Several factors.
Heartbreak and Recovery
00:25:04
Speaker
Yeah. Okay. I mean, you were super young with the first relationship. Yeah. Now, moving on, where are you at right now?
00:25:11
Speaker
Uh, single. Currently single. Um, that one had had briefly previously. Yeah, I can speak right now. Previously just ended. Okay. Um, that one was a, uh, that one was a little bit more of a heartbreak, but, um, came to terms with, um, eventually a mutual, uh, splitting apart. Okay. So are you guys still friends now or? Yes. Yes. We're still friends. We're still cool. First girlfriend, somebody hates me.
00:25:40
Speaker
as she should. So I'm pretty sure deep down my second girlfriend hates me as well, but she tries. I mean, everybody hates everybody. That's fair. Which one do you think was harder? In terms of getting over the relationship? Yeah, I mean, just in terms of like, from your perspective, which one had a more lasting effects on you emotionally? The one that just ended by 100,000 feet, miles, whatever you want to say.
00:26:10
Speaker
Was there specific reason or is it just like how much effort you put in? Yeah, I think it's all those things. I just I put you know, I put I put 100% into my my first girlfriend and then you know, you kind of just take what you learn from the first one and try to make it better with the second one. So on and so forth with however many girlfriends you have or boyfriends. But yeah, I just
00:26:32
Speaker
I probably put, you know, 150% into her. So to find out the end game that doesn't really work out, you know, you try your very best kind of sucks a little bit. Yeah, fair enough. Do
Challenges of Bartending
00:26:44
Speaker
you regret any of it? I don't regret. Absolutely not. I don't regret being with her. But there were there are talks to read things you've done, but not the relationship. Correct. Okay, gotcha. That's I mean, it's just to keep in line kind of with some of the questions I asked Jacob. Yeah, yeah.
00:27:01
Speaker
Yeah, I'm kind of the same way. I regret some of the things that happened but overall, I don't regret the relationship because again, you grow as a person. Whether it's positive or negative, you grow. You grow either way. Yeah. But yeah, just walk the best for her and I hope she wants the best for me if not.
00:27:22
Speaker
I hope the best for her and I hope she wants the best for me. I want the best for me though. I want the best for me. Yeah. So you're single right now? Yes. That's cool. So bartender. Yes. Correct. I am a bartender. Jacob. Bartender? Are you a bartender? Yeah, I am. Alright, cool. Worst part of your job? Having to talk to drunk people. Jacob.
00:27:49
Speaker
I'd say probably having to sell insurance on the side because being a bartender isn't worth crap. No man can make a living off being just a bartender. Alright, Jimmy, give me a bad experience talking with a drunk person. Bad experience? Okay, I happened to pour this guy a few drinks. I think it was five or six of them. Five or six drinks? Yeah. That's too many.
00:28:16
Speaker
I don't know if it was too many, but his face and his face is too many. That's an important part. When you say I don't know if it was too many, but his face, that's already too many. When his face starts looking different from the moment he walks in, that might be a stroke. Yeah, so you know, you begin to worry a little bit. Yeah, a little bit slightly. So his face is a problem. So we ordered the other one. I said absolutely not.
00:28:42
Speaker
Yes, you have a little bit of a problem. So you know, you have to do what you got to do and roll up the sleeves and you know, give them the boot. Yeah, it's kind of part of the job.
Life's Frustrations and Work Stress
00:28:50
Speaker
So is there is there a mandatory cut off at the bar like a certain amount of drinks or is it just based on the bartender kind of evaluating the situation or discretion? Yes, there's no set drinks or mandatory or anything. There are different planet they got to go they got to go.
00:29:12
Speaker
They gotta go. They gotta go. They gotta leave this world. Worst experience selling insurance. Man, probably the old people that don't know what they're doing, you know? They don't know what they're doing. They're old. They should know what they're doing right now. They're buying good insurance. They know the prices. You know, they, they call me up and they're like, Hey, I want insurance. And I'm like, okay.
00:29:37
Speaker
That is really annoying. I need more than that. They're like, give me insurance. I'm like, okay, what kind of insurance? This is a bar, sir. What kind of insurance? They're like, I want car insurance. I'm like, we don't do car insurance. We only do home and boat insurance. They're like, okay, have a nice day.
00:29:57
Speaker
It just really grinds my gears the fact that I just wasted 30 seconds in my life on a person that really doesn't want my insurance. And I work solely based off of commission. And I'm still living with my parents and I'm 26. Any plans to change that? And I'm sad. I want to die every day. What is happening?
Work and Travel Mishaps
00:30:25
Speaker
So as a New York Giants fan, Jimmy, how does it feel to not be adequate anymore? All right. That's fair. Man yourself. It's rude. You're not a Daniel Jones fan? That's the only person you have left is Siquone. What's something you're frustrated about that you want to get off your chest? I'm extremely tired.
00:30:51
Speaker
I'm very frustrated Jimmy woke up what if you pull this card in 50 hours ago or so What time did you get up this morning? No, no, you went back to bed. So this doesn't count. Yeah No, it does count. I was up this morning. Okay was
00:31:07
Speaker
hour. All right. All right. And when you get on the plane, how long did you sleep? Did you sleep the entire flight? Oh, you got here yesterday. I got here yesterday. Oh, yeah. Rock the toilet for half hour. Okay. Went back to bed because I was dying. Okay. And then I proceeded to wake up at 1030 again to rip the toilet once again. Okay. And I stayed up. All right. 1030. Okay. All right. You want to know where I was? Yeah. How was it work?
00:31:31
Speaker
I'm very sorry. I was at 7.45 in the morning. I was at work at 8.15 and when I was supposed to be there at 8 and my boss yelled at me and I cried in the bathroom. I peed my pants. Did you get a new pair of
Personal Growth and Fitness
00:31:51
Speaker
pants? No, I didn't. I got a ration between my legs. Yeah, it's still there.
00:32:01
Speaker
It's still there. Baby powder in my head. Don't come at me with your 1030 I'm waking up pooping my pants. It was awful because I peed and I had to freaking finish dentures all day long. Jimmy, why are you so bad at stomach aches? Have you ever had a stomach ache?
00:32:21
Speaker
Honestly, have you ever had your beard connect to your... No, I haven't. All right. This is like two months going strong. Right. But you look like you're 12. Like around your mustache, it looks good. It looks thick, but like around your cheeks, like it looks brutal. Yeah. Yeah. It looks like you were struck with leprosy. I don't, I don't understand where it went wrong. Thanks, Obama. Grow up.
00:32:48
Speaker
Can we just bring out the point that Dylan has not grown at all since he was like 13? Besides the point, everybody knows that. How tall are you? Neither here nor over there. Six-four. You're a six-four? Yeah. Well, get taller, right? If he's six-four, I'm seven-four and you're eight-four. Yeah. Honestly, how much do you eat every single day?
00:33:17
Speaker
How many calories do you take it? I don't know. It's probably somewhere between 3,000 and 4,000. It's not bad.
Conclusion and Episode Reflections
00:33:24
Speaker
Yeah. It's not terrible. How many shakes do you have a day? Protein or ice cream? Both. I'm intrigued now. Because it's different. Yeah. Proteins once. Shakes? Twice. I'm going to be honest. Minimum one, not two.
00:33:50
Speaker
Shout out Ben and Jerry's. All right. So when people listen to this in 2020, as you remember, Jimmy, what do you want people to remember? Is it the good times? Is it the bad times? Is it the fact that your eye can see multiple things at once? Is it the fact that your tooth looks like a jagged cliff? Ginger's once again. I mean, honestly, speaking, speaking genuinely, I think Dylan is one of the most attractive men I've ever seen in my entire life. This just took a weird turn.
00:34:21
Speaker
Honestly, like I am truly privileged to be his friend. Jimmy sitting right here and he's probably the hottest person in this room.
00:34:30
Speaker
Well that's debatable. I think I stand a chance. Depends on our safety. I believe I have rugged good looks and I had a low sodium day. So I think I stand a chance. Thank you for watching the mildly frustrating podcast. This has been your host Dylan Rael and Jacob Nixon. And Tom is nowhere to be found.
00:34:53
Speaker
and he's no longer co-hosting this podcast because he honestly he doesn't know what he's doing and Jimmy's asleep and honestly I'm about to fall asleep too because I'm a tired boy show I love you and see you next week for another installment of the mildly irritating prod podcast progress and progress and I love you
00:35:22
Speaker
Oh man.