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We're Back and It's Cold
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In this week's episode, we have returning host, Alan! We discuss cars, winter, soap types, and even some old movies.
Have thoughts or questions? We'd love to hear from you at mildlyfrustrating@gmail.com. Enjoy the episode!
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Introduction and Podcast Vibe
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Yeah, welcome to the show, it's mildly frustrating We got three hosts here, keep the vibes elevated Two brothers and a buddy, yeah, we're navigating Through
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Movies let us down and we're always feeling poor Discussing all the moments that make us wanna roar But we keep it light, find the humor and the lore Three friends on the mic, you'll always come back for
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talks are yes mil be frustrating come along for the right we're turning all the rats into something bona fide during a crew hit subscribe we're here to provide mao be frustrating let's take you all in
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Welcome to the Miley Frustrating podcast.
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mo frustrating So now I got my own intro.
Microphone Mishaps and Tech Talk
00:01:37
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if you Welcome I held that one back for a while photo six foot one the panda um and jerks that's way too good makes That's way too close okay no Is that better yeah, it's a little bit better no I could tell Can you really do to get an arm like that? Yeah, just slightly. and It's just enough.
00:02:15
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All right, yeah ideal. that's No, I'm serious. Does that make a difference? ah yeah that definitely damnmy holy hill guys shut up alllan im honest i'm giving you the only honest answer this group is you It does not pick up as much of the like the bounce off your wall and sounds ominous on a walkie-talkie I'm gonna look at my hill no, I do not I'm gonna do you kind of do it's like head say what do you feel like i'm and in i i feel like i'm playing college god duty you are
00:02:47
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ah If I stare, do can you give me those eyes that make me look at the computer? It's funny because Dylan sounded like he was on a podcast. Danny sounded like he was in the hallway.
00:03:03
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Nick's not on the screen.
00:03:10
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I need these things. How do you do that? I
Car Conversations: Models and Dreams
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want to do it. This is the Frankenstein podcast. today you should just use this just don't even tell to it just keep using ah so so and hair I don't drive an ultimate, dude. I haven't driven an ultimate in like 10 years. Speaking of the ultimate, how is your new Nissan?
00:03:33
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No, I think so. Fine now. Now that they figure out that my son or doesn't leak anymore. It doesn't. No. Right now. No, they fixed it permanently. Finally. What did they do to it? ah There was like some some to me that was in there was ceramic and not rubber. So they went back to rubber and it seals it. I mean, we offer you with Kia. No, I'll never joke. You got it. I do like tell you right.
00:04:02
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I think my next car is going to be a Mercedes. A Rivian. ah rivian o What kind of, how much money do you think you make? A Rivian's like $45,000, dude.
00:04:13
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not boable tool but $10,000 more than no rivians are like a hundred grand not yes shenanigans shenanigans 45 grand dude damn a rivian with 60,000 miles on it's 52 How do you get 60,000 miles on they've only been out for like it's a 2022 Oh, yeah, it could be an avatar. Yeah, I didn't think of that 62, Dara. No, this is crazy. I want one of these.
00:04:54
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ah The adventure package is 70,000. What are these? Oh, they're not expensive. It's like an electric SUV. They're sick. And they're nice. They ride really well. Oh, you've been one? Yeah, there's a there's one in my neighborhood. livian Oh, this one's only a chance fan. du These are so expensive. du A hundred and they're a hundred grand. My next car has got to be like my car. I still, I still, I still getting four. Huh? Go sit down.
00:05:28
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Who? You. I need like a baller car. You get it. As opposed to the other ones. You don't need a daily driver. You need D car. I know yeah i need like yeah ah shouldn't have traded in my challenge. or scatter could but i reallyly I really a 67 Mustang. That's what I want.
00:05:49
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I want another challenger that's automatic. I don't care, but I need it to be automatic so Monica can drive it. That's more fun. Can she press like the pedals? Aren't they kind of heavy? The pedals in general? if the Like the clutches, they're called. That's why just the clutch is rough.
00:06:10
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gotcha fair enough but This is stiff or what? I probably wouldn't. Honestly, I probably wouldn't get it automatic. I think she said that would be stupid. That's not fun. I mean, it's still really fast. Yeah, but I like the stick part of it. That's the best part. I will say I was very surprised how ah fast those things accelerate. just pretty nasty Especially if you get the electric ones. I would love to try to drive one because I know they made one.
00:06:43
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It's got to be an electric one. They made an electric one. They stopped and apparently they stopped making the gas powered muscle cars from Dodge. Like no more charger, challenger, gas, not anymore. They're not. So I've been told, I don't think there's a 2025 is there? Well, they had that stupid lawn that they have to be out of about the like 20, 40 or whatever. Right? No, that's getting cut. I mean, I knew to get overturned, but right now it's still. That's all out the window.
00:07:15
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62 Nash. Who draws this? Who buys a 62 Nash? They're required. You're not allowed to make anything under a V8 now.
00:07:24
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It's just gonna have V12s everywhere. Yeah, they're, they're going to viper. Yeah. Dude, look up the 2025 chargers, just the charger. They're sick. Yeah. How sick it looks like a challenger. Yeah, it does.
00:07:41
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Dude, what crap? I can't see the back end of it. It looks like a phantom. The back end's a little bit. It can be better, but the front end's nasty. I just realized I feel really bad because Nick has been forced to listen to us talk about cars.
Sports Talk: Eagles Fans and Football
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It's cool. It's cool. We're all in this one together.
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Hey, maybe the Eagles can win. if Man, screw the Eagles. I want the Chiefs to win. Why? Because the Eagles fans have money on them. Horrible. They're horrible people. They all have shanty TVs. And go back and watch your shanty TVs.
00:08:29
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That's a shanty TV. um Good times. Dude, the Eagles fans are garbage. Do you see like the videos of them like torturing people?
00:08:42
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Yeah, that's what they get for it's hard watching football. There was a lady that called into Howard. She brought her 14 year old son to the game. And when they went back to her car, they let out all of the tires, all of the air in her tires. And you can't do anything about that because it's not just one tire. You can't you don't have four spares. So she had to wait until the place emptied out until a tow truck would come in.
00:09:10
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you know grimey that is so track just inflate it with what an inflator like everybody's in so inspector gadget I know but you don't call a tow truck you call them it's a brand new year they drove there from DC kind of lame yeah you you a uber eats about
00:09:31
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Yeah, but they can't bring it to you that you're in the middle of 60,000 people in the parking lot. Yeah, I mean, you have to wait until it clears out. Yeah. You know how grimy that is? And there's like videos of them taking like shirts off people as they're walking around like Redskins jerseys and just ripping them off of them. Yeah, that's disgusting. But people know that so you shouldn't go there. That's their fault.
00:09:54
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I saw they said put yourself in that position. They were, well, yeah. I saw they were climbing the poles because they forgot to grease the poles before they won. Yeah. Oops. And the mayor's turn. E-L-G-S-E-S. ego She was available from earliest time. Yes, she was.
00:10:17
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Oh, it's bad. You can't even spell.
Tech Troubles and Humor
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How are you guys doing? Welcome back. Alan, it's been like ah six years. Sixty two years. Sixty two. de ah did it You got your new set up. You got a little bit of a ah nice little background with your with your awful team helmet. I'm not I'm not in a not in a kitchen anymore. Oh, that's right. You used to do it on like your kitchen table. Yeah.
00:10:44
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It's the only time I had room. At least you decorated a lot in your office to make it your own. That's good. If you could see this side of the room. That's a nice door hinge. I don't have any room on that side of the office. do now There's no room on that giant wall behind you. There's stuff above that. I know. He moved his camera. I'm just playing. It's a fantastic door. There's there's like all kinds of crap that way, all kinds of crap that way. Even my background has a lot going on.
00:11:14
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Yours is very cultural. Mine's less distracting. How about that? I could have all my pops back there. I probably could cover this wall and pop. Pops are lame, dude. This is so lame. I know. How you doing? What's a pop? Oh, I thought the... Oh, Funko Pop right on. Yeah. Gotcha. Gotcha. All those things. How you doing, Nick? We don't get to see you, but we get to hear you.
00:11:39
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uh you know i'm here and doing it and um yeah you're gonna hear me and not see me youre going to hear me now we know what nick feels like oh poor guy so you're you're rocking a cool uh six bits down
00:12:02
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Little Wi-Fi, but that's weird. That's the first time it's happened. Yeah, it's in the same exact spot. They took a turn. Yeah, that's weird No, but we we ordered you a nice Ethernet dongle nice little three-prong some three We'll get you if you hooked up it better not be you'd all be real mad cuz then Alan's got to buy you a new computer He's gonna piss me off We're gonna start to go fund me It'll be the only die you and Nick has ever had. Yeah, don't really have too many dongles in my life. I have to get my dongle. It's been a it's nice to have Alan back. It's been a little bit. um How you doing Danny? no I'm sure not much has changed since last time just working. know The only thing that changes is you're a bourbon list now. Drastically changed. You're working on being bourbon list. Yeah. um How much have you sold now? Is it most of it?
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I have 28 bottles. and As opposed to what you had. Like 300. Total over 300. No, I have more than 28. I have like 35 because there's seven that I'm not selling. Yes. Well, no, those are in the 28, but I have like seven bottles that I don't plan on selling.
Bourbon and Dining Experiences
00:13:21
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just because they're not worth selling. They're not like worth money. They're just good bottles. Like I've like all farsters, the single barrel barrel proof, um, great bottle, but I can't really charge too much for that. Um, i've done like a Johnny drum.
00:13:40
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Oh, yeah. i Um, yeah. I've got like Barton Weller reserve. Yeah. Oh, Barton widow Jane, like 13 year. There's a couple of things that are just um really haven't had a ah Derringer single barrel. and I think I've only had Derringer regular ones.
00:14:00
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It's a pretty gross lineup I have right now in here. I thought you were going to say it's a pretty gross bourbon. I was going to say this was pretty gross. I mean, I have a mictur's 10, a mictur's rye 10-year cast strength, and a mictur's toasted barrel. That's just fantastic. That's like over a grand by itself.
00:14:22
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Just for the just for those three bottles. Yeah Those are good bottles. Well if you want to donate them i'm sure Nick taking whatever you got to Nick's camera fund Yeah, I'm Nick was last time you drank Well, no, that's not fair, because you treated myself. Yeah, I treated myself for the first time. Do you want to tell everybody about yours about your nice little outing? Yeah. Is this the reason why you stopped drinking?
00:14:55
Speaker
No, I don't know. You know, you know, one drink is really my thing and two, you know, I don't have money. So kind of have to have that times to buy alcohol. That is a barrier. But also, you know, I just don't have a huge passion for it. So it's not like I'm like, yeah, drink every night or drink every weekend. You used to. Well, yeah. yeah but so You had a passion for it. You no longer have. Yeah.
00:15:24
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Yeah, well, you know, it it was, yeah, I mean, you know, people in there got ignited. Oh, yeah, that was the 90s were awesome. aha was last Ah
00:15:43
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like a year ago yeah oh yeah the last bottle i bought yeah cause the the last bottle i had really was the one that you gave me Which was that bourbon stuff? I don't know how long ago that was. I gave him, I think, the enigma and something else. Yeah, I still have the enigma. um That's just a prized possession. and But and yeah, the other one. Wait, that the scotch? yeah That's not scotch. It is scotch. It is scotch. yeah You haven't opened that?
00:16:18
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It's, so um we, we drink it on the trip. Yeah. Yeah. It's probably not very good anymore. No, it's definitely still good, but it's been in many years. ah the The course of molded, but I mean, like, it's not good anymore. Throw it out. But, uh, bottles, the memento I keep. so always Well, yeah, the bottle is pretty full.
00:16:41
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That's why, even though I didn't like it, that that stuff was delicious. I didn't like that. I loved it. It was my, it was it was gases really amazing. I loved it. It burned and I didn't like it. Yeah, that was hot. And dry.
00:16:55
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but Yes, I think that was the last, uh, you got that. And then I think I got, uh, one thing, uh, Bacardi, the $10 bottle once, uh, maybe a month or so after. That's expensive for Bacardi splurged. That's nice. Big splurgeon.
00:17:12
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And then, aside from that, I went to a new restaurant just this past ah weekend, ah just this Saturday. And I bought a couple drinks then, which was pretty good. they They were pretty good. But that was the first time I've been drunk in a while.
00:17:28
Speaker
Yeah, yeah, I guess I never asked what it what drinks did you get I just cuz I don't have like the ingredient But well, I'm curious what you got. Yeah, they just had ah like some signature drinks So I just told him to give me whatever they had they gave me a strawberry any something I Throw something in the cup and you handed them a Slurpee cup. Yeah, something. But I mean, they're all pretty good. And then they, if we finished it off with a ah double double was what I guess just a quad shot in one cup. She's like, here here you go. You can have this. Yeah. She was sitting on me all night. I was like, ah I'm sorry, but I'm not interested.
00:18:10
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Sorry, I have stuff to do. and like and the The funny thing is like they she gave me some lemonade as a chaser, right? And I actually didn't need it as a chaser because the drinks were pretty good. um But I ended up just having a little bit because I was a little thirsty and it was really good. And so I ended up asking, i was like was this made in the house? Because if it wasn't, I wanted to know where to get it. you know Yeah. And she was like, Oh, actually I made it. And she's like, Hey, I'll get you a free cup. And she just like gave me a huge, she's like, it's just, yeah. And ah they made sure to give you extra spirits too. I was like, all right, thanks for the extra asparagus.
00:18:52
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but ah honestly get to chase hot That's kind of, uh, kind of, uh, Addicting yeah, I kept picking them. I couldn't stop honestly. I was a pretty tasty. That's nice. Why were some Was she ugly?
00:19:14
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That's a yes. oh yeah rebel the He made lemonade. I'm not the best keeper either, but let's just say that that says something. I brought that lemonade from home. mix it with my myself but you know just the i was um but neverthelessless it was It was a pretty decent experience, sort of.
00:19:43
Speaker
They, they needed to work on their, um, seating arrangements, but their atmosphere was pretty decent. You know, they, you know, whatever. soap out of them Their food was pretty good. I liked their food. Nice. What was the name of this place? It's called flavor flavors. Flavors. So it's supposed to be like the soul foodish place, but I mean, they it was, it was pretty good, but it's like, um, yeah, a bit pricey.
00:20:10
Speaker
But, yeah, I haven't really taken myself out on in a while, so... like Well, we went to a place called G58 on Dylan's recommendation. Oh, yeah, the Chinese restaurant? Yeah, and it was only the low cost of $9,000 for me and Monica to eat dinner. No, you got asparagus. That was only $100 for light of asparagus. And we don't drink, so minus
00:20:38
Speaker
So all we had was tea In the car in the way that was like 275 plus tip for two of us Yeah with no alcohol much and you also like to survive horses Jesus Several courses you got courses. We got a couple appetizers. Yeah, those those are called courses to entrees some tea You got so that one entree each Yeah. No, you all, you got sued. That's the, the entrees are like $50 each. Yeah. and That's a hundred just off the two small entrees. Yeah. We got like three app at three different, two or three different appetizers. We got bread. Yes. He spent more money on the other stuff as opposed to your two desserts. We took two desserts home with us.
00:21:27
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you So you got multiple appetizers, each got a entree, each got a dessert. And we got tea. That does not say $275. No, I mean, it's expensive. But I mean, I would say at least 200. Some happen crazy. I mean, it's not cheap, but it's good. It wasn't good. To me, isn't insane for a nice plate.
00:21:54
Speaker
for a place please dude it was sesame chicken yeah we shouldn't have gotten that so i ordered allen i ordered sea bass okay and i mean that's nice it I thought it was, I ordered Szechuan sea bass and I thought it would be fish, spicy fish because it said it had like vegetables and stuff like that. So I'm expecting a fish dish. Instead, I got battered and fried pieces of fish tossed like sesame chicken.
00:22:25
Speaker
with rice and like vegetables. It tasted fantastic, but when you order sea bass for $50, you don't want nuggets spreaded and then fried. It didn't say that. So I thought they messed up and I was like, is this the sea bass? And he was like, yeah. And I was like, okay, that's fine. It's food chunks. Sea bass isn't as expensive as it is. Why would you chunk it? I don't know. And then batter it and fry it. That's why I had to ask because it literally looked like sesame chicken.
00:22:56
Speaker
I just sent you a picture. On my phone? I mean, I can put it in here if you want. There it is. Can I pull it? You have your ringer on? What year is it? is that your home that's That's how I answer people. It's weird, I know. You have a watch too. and
00:23:23
Speaker
No. No? No. Where did you see this? Um, I mean, it's not from them. That's not from them. No, I was just curious. I got sesame chicken. Like legit. I got it. It was a plate of a, it was a combination dinner, except they told me it was sea bass in there. Yes. Weird.
00:23:47
Speaker
Interesting. Yeah, that's that's a strange thing to get. How about this? I got this picture, too. I put it in the chat this time. Oh, it's easier to look at. I don't know what that means. What the hell is that? What chat? Oh, dude, that was at a hot pot this weekend. In the the ah podcast chat.
00:24:09
Speaker
No, it did not look like that. That looks disgusting. It does look disgusting, but I meant without the fish, but I would have accepted that. I would have been like, okay, this is where I went wrong. I ordered this one. I didn't know you were a hater. It's my fault. I, yeah you know, is this this it was delicious. Like I ate it the next day. I wanted it the next day.
00:24:36
Speaker
Oh dude, V58 was friggin'... We got different, we got better stuff. What?
Dining Mishaps and Cultural Tales
00:24:42
Speaker
Our food was amazing. The Jade Doornail buns were fantastic. Yeah, except I bit into one and it sprayed across the table. Did she not warn you? She did.
00:25:01
Speaker
She did. Or he did. I don't know what it was. He did.
00:25:08
Speaker
Sorry, I'm having technical difficulties. Sounds like I have invisible difficulties. Yeah, the whole rug moved. I almost died. She did, but then by the second one, I'd already forgotten. So I just bit right into it and it didn't go well. Thought it was an apple. Yeah, I wasn't i wasn't prepared. Alan, when was your first time with the guy?
00:25:33
Speaker
Thanks, guys.
00:25:37
Speaker
yeah is This is the first time this year. I was at Hotpot this Saturday. I ordered crab and then it comes out. It's a spiny crab, too. And then I go, how am I going to open this? And the girl goes, oh, she goes, you'd probably want crab cracker things, wouldn't you? And I was like, yeah. And she goes, yeah, they haven't ordered those yet.
00:25:56
Speaker
I was like, thanks for coming by and telling me that. Perfect. I'll take this to go. Yeah, I was like, cool. Thanks. You probably love to have some of these crackers, right? That's the idea. That's the that's the same thing as for going, oh, you can't. like Oh, I was like, oh, cool. Thanks. So did you do? I put it on the floor and step on it. I took two forks and then put a napkin on the top of the side ways. Crazy. burn I mean, it worked, but it was like I was like, this is not this is why I don't order crab, because it's not worth it's not worth the effort. Yeah, it's a fight. So that way. Yeah, it's a freaking joke. I always get my crab without the shell. I have to tell them otherwise they do it with it. I don't ever really eat crab or lobster. and so I know that was the joke. Welcome home. being so way When would you ever get crab? I mean, even me.
00:26:55
Speaker
Where do you go and get crab beside red, red lobster? I don't think those are around anymore. They're not. Thank God. It's because they sucked. Yeah, it was awful. I didn't get... Dude, I don't understand the hype around that. He's southern, you can't ask him. Yeah, I just... The bread is like the number one thing we care about. Yeah, I just can't, couldn't get behind that movement.
00:27:21
Speaker
You can have one these great biscuits and also herpes if you come eat with us. ah People are like, the biscuits are good, though. I mean, they're good. I mean, I would never go there, but and they're good. This was birthday up all right, dude. We're going back to the movie. Thanks for joining us. Thanks. Well, thanks for having me. Everybody say bye to Danny.
00:27:52
Speaker
I'm not used to the setup, okay? I wanted to be comfortable. I'm not comfortable. i I'm not comfortable. My ears hurt. My ears hurt. Is that loud over there? Is it loud in here? Is my hair vibrating? Why is my hair vibrating?
00:28:10
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um Yeah, that's nice to catch up with everybody. It's been a little bit. It'd be nice if Alan can join a little bit more often. Well, granted, we haven't done this more often. I've never been on with Alan.
00:28:22
Speaker
Well, I have. You're not cool enough. Get out. So. You know, I mean, he has. Been a long time. Well, we both got dope here and we've kind of been sidetracked with that. You guys think you're better than me? Sometimes. That's nice. Every once in a while. Real nice. You know what I'm saying? Only sometimes, I feel.
00:28:51
Speaker
Right now I got like, I got a microphone. Who said that? ah Who is that? Um, what's happening? What, uh, where is this? That's disgusting. It was actually really good. I normally don't eat stuff like that, but it was delicious. Why is it moving? What are you talking about? It's boiling.
00:29:20
Speaker
No, it's not. It's wiggling. Those are mushrooms. Those are not mushrooms. Those are not mushrooms. You mean the, what's it called? Calamari? And who's the lady? Yeah, it's sketchy to look at. You're sketchy to look at, but you know what? I just don't enjoy you. He wants to go.
00:29:46
Speaker
um I sent you a picture of Danny you're home from the ring any second now But you're not going to show him that the the good be virate <unk> probably gonna show the It is the calamari It's that's just squid that's my calamari Well, they call it cal But they grill it. It tasted pretty decent. I didn't really ah eat the whole thing. I'm sure it's just, you got to get past the, uh, where were you? The appearance. It's, uh, one of the hot pop places and, uh, what's called, uh, McCrimmon corners. I don't know if you guys know where that is. I don't. Somewhere in, uh, Cary. Oh, out here. Yeah. I was going to say, there's one of those out here. I didn't know there was one of those out there.
00:30:41
Speaker
Uh, there is this one called burning 99, which is pretty okay, but it's more like, uh, uh, what's it called? ah buffet ish. Like they, it's still, they still like cut it up fresh and stuff, but you pick what you want and then go back to your table and cook it. You don't want something where I see it spins. I've always felt weird about that. You should.
00:31:08
Speaker
You know, I usually have two, but seeing as how it cost me 150 Daru, I was like, oh my wasn't bad. wasnt
00:31:22
Speaker
I'm sure it's delicious, but I can't get past the look of it.
Weather Woes and Family Stories
00:31:25
Speaker
Oh, yeah. Well, I blame my dad because my dad could have picked anywhere to go. And of course, he had to pick your dad into this. Oh, the funny thing is he was like before that, he was talking about how he really has been getting into pizza. And I was like, OK, so I guess we'll have a 20 dollar pizza. I'll just spend 20 or 30 bucks a day.
00:31:46
Speaker
no and check out this pizza hundred and fifty da and like okay two fish and he And he invited two other people. So I was like, okay, cool.
00:31:59
Speaker
Cause I already had a plate. I was like, I want to buy my dad, uh, you know, the food. Cause you know, uh, in his culture, it's a big deal. Yeah. This is the last time I saw him. Yeah.
00:32:12
Speaker
I was like, what? Yeah. What's happening? He getting to those old ages right now, you know. Yeah, it was a couple of those. A couple of those, yeah. He's in the hospital every week, age. He's a doctor. That makes sense. Yeah. Day in, day out, you know.
00:32:40
Speaker
Um, did they just tell him it was pizza and they put like marinara on a fish? Probably. It wasn't marinara, it was probably some sort of, uh, sriracha sauce. Yeah. I was going to say. Gross. Speaking marinara, we got mac and cheese balls kind of today. That's how you're going to say, speaking of gross.
00:33:02
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speaking
00:33:07
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I do want to make some mac and cheese balls.
00:33:12
Speaker
Topgolf. Yeah, they're delicious. Where is that? They were really good. Right before Miami. Oh, damn. Me and me. I was right over there today. That's cool. I was over there around like 130. I heard somebody was getting back on the ice. Picking up some stuff. For work. What's that? You heard what, Nick?
00:33:35
Speaker
So I heard somebody was getting back on the ice, picking up the old... You're talking about me? Yeah. Yeah. And he said you're back on the pole? Oh, you know? Yeah.
00:33:48
Speaker
That's why I needed the ice. workre Working that lefty? yeah ah got it but yeah I don't think I really followed up on that, Andy. How did that go? did work go How Were you able to move the next day? No. I've been in this chair since. No, not at all. It literally ended since then. Did your buddy play goalie?
00:34:18
Speaker
Yeah. Nice. How lucky? Did he suck or was he good? He's all right. That's cute. I mean, it's stick and puck, so it's not really trying, but... um Oh, you're talking about stick and puck. We're lucky if we get... ah so um We didn't do stick and puck. You didn't? No, remember, we were going to... What do you mean we didn't? I called you and said we were going to. We're not going anymore because it's...
00:34:47
Speaker
like sold out and I don't want to know because there's too many people. I was, uh, so that's the funny thing. as I was looking at, uh, where I can go to do my practice and everything once I moved back. now And I noticed that the first or yeah, the first polar ice or whatever, that one is either has no programs at all or is completely booked. And there's another place, I guess in Mooresville, but it's also polarized or is it a bear or something like that? Yeah, that's true.
00:35:18
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Yeah. And then they, they have the. Schedulings, but they're always, but you have to like book a week in advance or something. Yeah. Yeah. It was just too many people. It was a holiday. There was too many people that wanted to go. We didn't talk on that day. Yeah. We talked the night before. No. Oh, we texted. No. Yeah. I'm looking at my call logs, doc.
00:35:44
Speaker
or I talked to you and I told you we weren't going anymore. Remember I said, remember I invited you, but obviously you're not going. Something to that, something of that nature. yeah We were texting. Oh, that was text. For show though. Um, you're right. Cause I'm curious. Um, I was probably just sleeping. What day? This was, that was the 20th. It was the 20th. Yeah. We didn't listen. I just scroll I don't remember you saying it. And so I'll call AT&T and see. And we could have not. um Anyways, so either way, I don't remember if we did. We went and skated. We didn't stick and put. Gotcha. Oh, OK. That's what you were talking about. it It was, but I don't I didn't know you didn't actually play stick and put. Yeah, no, no, it's lame, but.
00:36:41
Speaker
I was supposed to play this Friday. What happened to that? It's only Tuesday. I'm supposed to. I don't know how it's going to shake out. You said I was. you got a whistleel dirty Yeah. It's an actual game though. They needed an extra player because like three people dropped out and need you didn't play catcher. Well, I tried to so tried to explain. Same thing. I was like, I haven't played in like three years. So.
00:37:12
Speaker
ah My backwards. Yeah, we'll see. We'll see how it goes. Maybe they'll find somebody else. I told them if they could find somebody else, it's probably a better option. That was probably it. Yeah. But I took out all my stuff. I got to wash it. Good reminder. Nice. I told them, you don't go to sleep. I will put you to sleep. I'll put you to sleep. I'll put you to sleep. You're in my world now, grandma. Now your back's going to hurt.
00:37:42
Speaker
I could show you before a nice glass of shut the hell up. Shut the hell up. The second one comes out sometime soon, right? Yeah. Big Daddy two as well. Stop it. Yeah. Was that like a official? it Well, it could just be social media, I guess. But I was totally. Yeah, fair enough. Bring Big Daddy back. Make Big Daddy great again. Big Daddy two or dose if you're from Puerto Rico. Bing, bing, bong, bong. There it is. I knew it was coming.
00:38:22
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Sorry. I didn't mean to curse at you. Um, ah
00:38:28
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I feel, I feel bad. Yeah. I have PTSD. So it's, uh, it's officially pretty, pretty cool. That's not true. It's about to be really warm. I was going to say it's finally cold and then now it's actually not. yeah It's but there supposed to be 60s this week. Yeah, it's supposed to be so almost 70. Oh Friday's supposed to be 71.
00:38:51
Speaker
Is it really? It's ridiculous. Dude, what? And then Saturday, it's 96. Yeah. Yeah. I'm surprised we haven't gotten hit by a tornado. February. You know, all those hot Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, 65, 67, 64, 68. The winter's gone. Yeah, it's gone. In February. We got snow, though. We're in a warm front. Yeah, this is a warm front. That was not snow. We were in a cold front. It was a fine dusty.
00:39:32
Speaker
No. Sometimes my teeth get stuck on my feet. That makes me angry. It's shit. You're going green. That's why this is mildly frustrating. Give me a podcast for all things you guessed inside. My fault. I can't say it without doing that. I've been having a... I have this debate every year with people who are Like it's like painful for them to be in the cold and I don't understand it necessarily. I do when it's like 10 to 20 degrees. That's physically hurts. Yeah. and It's like 40 to 50. It's like, all right, let's all calm down a little bit. Yeah, that's not cold. No, but single digits is cold. Well, yes, I mean, by definition, yes. But to the point where it's like.
00:40:26
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You walk by people and they're like, I hate this place. It's 40 degrees right now. All right. It's not that bad. When it's 100 degrees, do you go, I'm moving to New York. No, they don't. They don't care. It's I've always had the argument of people. Do you think when it's 100 degrees? heck Yeah, when it's free at 87 degrees, they hate. Maybe at least in my experience is less or less ah dramatic, at least.
00:40:58
Speaker
Like, I don't know. So I just know that every year I see two memes of the opposite, uh, standing one in summer and one in winter. And that is, I hate the cold. I wish it was warm and I hate the Ryan Carey.
00:41:14
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but
00:41:19
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Um, and then I always see it's going to be May when it comes towards May. I see that stuff online. Justin Timberlake the best. and Yeah. Right around springtime. I always see that. Um, still makes me laugh yeahp every time. funny Yeah. At least in my experience, it's always less dramatic. It's like, I'm annoyed by the, by the heat. And I wish it wasn't hot, but when it's cold, people are like, I'm going to kill myself.
00:41:47
Speaker
Jeez, I know that's fair It's the I don't understand the I prefer it to be like for ah at least again in my experience for a lot of people who you ask if you ask would you rather it be 95 or 25 Most people would say 95 at least the people I've talked. Yeah, I don't understand that I Yeah, I don't it's too much. That's fair I just put on a jacket. Yeah. You can't take off and then you can't hang around inside if it's 95. Cause that's what you need. You could, you wouldn't last long. You get pushed back inside by a, by a uniformed man. Yeah. And I agree with that personally, cause I'm always, I could put on more layers. They can't take, I could only take so many off. You're going to say I can put on more weight. I'll be warm. Warm as hell.
00:42:44
Speaker
I was telling a think Danny that I went to lunch with my dad um like a week about a week ago. How about a week ago? um So I was at lunch with my dad and there was a lady who sprinted into the pizza place and was like, oh, thank God. and It was it was in the mid to upper thirties. She ran. so I was like, you're not barefoot. You have a coat on. ah you I know you drove here. You're outside for probably five seconds. and She acted like she just got it at the pool.
00:43:21
Speaker
and She didn't realize it was 30 degrees at. It's crazy. I offered her a tinfoil blanket and I was like, are you okay? And a hot cocoa. Have a seat. Let's take a seat right over there. Let me get you a nice warm pizza. Calm me down ah you Yeah, I just I don't understand that mentality of it. Like the cold is the worst thing in the world. Maybe Alan can because he's from South Carolina. Oh, shut up.
00:43:51
Speaker
What? Your people? Yeah, you people. You guys are always... What do you mean by you people? Always complaining about your cold. I don't know what I'm saying. It's ridiculous. Yeah. About your... There's nothing to me. Anyways, yeah. i I've experienced that a little bit more here lately. like People like I just can't... Especially with like even people like dad. and Like, you know, he would prefer it to be 105 and 40. Yeah. Well, he is 105. That's true. It was different when he was 40. 95. Yeah. He'll take off a sweater in 105. Yeah, that's a little chilly in here. dude Dude, if you turn a fan on, he'd be like, oh, there's a draft. Yeah, it's a little cold fan.
00:44:39
Speaker
Bear like not even a high fan. I'm talking about a low fan like that. It's like ah yeah summer in South Carolina. My dad, my dad would have the heat of 82. Did you ever say in the wintertime I had the I'd had the windows open because I would be dead. 82 in the house and I had a plasma TV, dude. I had a plasma. A hundred and two in that room, dude. And he'd be like,
00:45:05
Speaker
Oh, it's a little warm in here. I'm like, yeah, it's a little toasty, huh? I'm getting a 100 degrees in this freaking TV. The imprint of you on the wall from just sitting in the wall had a tan.
00:45:23
Speaker
obtain do Yeah, Nick's house is probably low eighties when it gets hot. Yeah. Do you have heat in there? Do you have a window heat unit?
00:45:36
Speaker
No, I have blanket. He takes a hot spritz.
00:45:42
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That's ah fine. Just jump in a cold shower. I'll be I'll be right back. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Living Conditions and Hygiene Debates
00:45:50
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That's right. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. Yeah. Before we gave him ah before we got him an AC unit, a window unit, um ah Nick would take breaks every three to four minutes.
00:46:01
Speaker
Jump in a cold shower. To go splash water on his face. His room was so hot. Standing in front of the ah freezer for a little bit, you know. Got some of that cool air out of his, uh, after his spritz. Yeah. ma Max out the, uh, the water. Yeah. Yeah. I just turned the water on cold and I stand near it and get a breeze. Like effect. There we go.
00:46:28
Speaker
Oh boy. But I don't even remember what I was saying anywhere. Oh, ah did did you ever stay at pop-up house, Danny? At the hot box? Yeah. ah There was smoke in there, but it wasn't a good one. Yeah. He left a different color. <unk>s its I mean, like years ago. Yeah, that's part of it. Yeah.
00:46:54
Speaker
so I think he on a he manually somehow found a way to uninstall his AC. Yeah. He just went outside and kicked it. Sit outside because it was cool out. Probably 90 out here. See, well, at least there was air.
00:47:09
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Um, yeah, I remember that. It was, that was insanely high. You can't, you're sticking to the, it was like a Seinfeld. Stick into the plastic couch.
00:47:22
Speaker
Please turn on the air conditioner. Please turn on the air conditioner. I don't even know how to work this thing. Alan, how many kills do you have?
00:47:38
Speaker
He's playing Bellattro. He's got a good hand. He's playing Bellattro. I can do everything. I'm talking about his sound. Talk about the sound. Oh, I didn't hear it. No, the gaming sound. It's every time you do talk, I hear just gaming sounds. It's hilarious. I never thought I would be able to tell the difference. Yeah, your walkie talkie. It's so weird. My walkie talkie.
00:48:05
Speaker
He's actually in a cod lobby we're just where lost the stupid. I lost the cable side to find the cable. Well, he messaged me. I don't have too many things at micro USB. No, that's the one thing that hasn't. I got a message earlier. He's like, you wouldn't be able to tell, right? Oh, we will. But yeah, just it's not a huge deal. Oh, no, it doesn't make a difference. It's just.
00:48:27
Speaker
It makes a difference, but I was like, we're not on serious radio. I think it'll be okay. Yeah. I didn't know I'd be able to tell the sound. Yeah. I'm over here creating ruckus. yeah door in He's playing with a little hockey stick and a ball into the table. That's what they call it. Handling. I can't sit still. You want to go. Okay. I did that when it, it came up on my screen saying Alan is now playing Bellatrio.
00:48:56
Speaker
did it leave um i can put five it's into the podcast that law is like can because it notifies me you know i have a five real bad Because we're in a messenger, yeah, I have a ah ah poll to take here All right, and we got a quick glimpse he had his eyes open too it's like an Asian leprechaun almost once in a while Caught a glimpse of it. I saw a spot of rice in the back. So I was taking a pole, a bar of soap or body wash, because believe it or not, this is an actual debate that I have for conflicting opinions. I thought it was very clear what the answer was. No. And it's not definitely an interesting thing.
00:49:47
Speaker
I don't know about that. I think some people, it's a how you were brought up thing. I mean, I grew up on those and I don't buy them anymore. The bar soap? Yeah. Yeah, I grew up on the bar. I don't use soap anymore. So I i don't use either. What's bar soap?
00:50:06
Speaker
Well you're Italian so. We do driveways. I pour a marinara and garlic over myself. I'm smelling myself. and and That's why they always smell like pizza.
00:50:26
Speaker
You're a pizza. Well, you smell like Egg Bowl. Well, you know, I only say that because that's all you eat. It's actually on it, actually. Oh, my bad. Too damn for you. My fault. What is that? I like flavor town, flavor town, forever town. Go down a favor town, USA.
00:50:46
Speaker
Oh, you want some payment? You're a pirate. ah Yeah, I fry praying.
00:50:54
Speaker
What's egg for you? Is that it's a super holiday? No, that is. It's just like, a well, I honestly don't even know egg for you on this to be fair. I never eat it. I know. I know people order. That's like the youngest Chinese omelet.
00:51:15
Speaker
Oh. and so know This is s just eggs with onions and then whatever you get like meat was. I don't think we serve egg food at my restaurants. I don't know if that's something I would know.
00:51:28
Speaker
Oh, I thought you said but he orders egg bowls. You said he makes egg bowls a lot. What is it? I'm making bowls. Yeah, that's a bowl of eggs. Yeah. And with whatever is, you know, sausage or hot dogs, mostly hot dogs. That's not an egg bowl. I think that's. Yeah. Yeah. You chop up some hot dogs. and but What is like touch is it? Literally anything that goes in a bowl with eggs.
00:51:52
Speaker
Yeah. I mean, I like to put some mushrooms and peppers in there and cheese, you know, obviously apple cheese. It is an American American bacon or a sausage. But then the egg bowl, it, it is an American college football rivalry. I thought so. Yeah. Yeah. That's, um, also the yeah. That's all missing them in Mississippi, right?
00:52:16
Speaker
Yeah. Mm hmm. Too much about it. So many agents show up to the wrong place. Oh, no. Oh, no. Yeah, I knew these tickets were so expensive. Again, I'll be really good.
00:52:39
Speaker
ah So what's the soap question?
00:52:45
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Well, now I'm distracted. Are you looking up egg bowls? I might be. Dude, it's just a real thing. What do I do? It's just a bowl of eggs and stuff. It's not a thing. What do you mean? Egg bowl is not a thing. I mean, it is a thing. I just didn't think it could be whatever you wanted. It's eggs. It's eggs. It's breakfast dish that includes eggs, vegetables, and sometimes meat. Yeah, it's just eggs. He's making eggs.
00:53:11
Speaker
and the ball He's making scrambled eggs and put it in a bowl. And I'm Asian. Egg Bowl.
00:53:22
Speaker
Proper pronunciation is very important. I hate eggs. um and Why would you say that? I don't like eggs. You just upset everybody. Yeah. Just sad. Yeah. So ingredients, eggs, meat, like bacon, sausage, or ham.
00:53:41
Speaker
Or hot dogs. And then vegetables.
00:53:46
Speaker
So it's an open omelet. Oh yeah. The deconstructed omelet. Yeah. Deconstructed. That just means you don't have the stuff to construct one. what I don't have the skill to construct it. I just tossed it. Under synonyms, it says eggbunderdoo. Oh. Not the eggbunderdoo.
00:54:15
Speaker
Um, anyways, I go with, uh, forget on the racist tan, the body wash. Well, I don't understand what's the pull to Barso for anybody. Why? Just cause it's easier. A lot of people don't like using a loofah or anything like that. You don't have to.
00:54:38
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with bus i'm some well it' the bar you can insert it and then you know everything's clean in so so Nick likes bar, so
00:54:56
Speaker
We'll be right back. This message from our sponsors. Yeah. ah she Irish Spring bar soap. If you will, I'll just write it. I was going for the Dr. Phil thing.
00:55:10
Speaker
Eggballs. Eggballs with a little soap.
00:55:19
Speaker
Do you, does anybody feel clean if they don't use a UFO? What? to use roof what I can't shower without a loofah. I'll have a heart attack. That's because it like on vacation, I feel disgusting. If we forget to bring a loofah, we'll go by using the rag. I don't like using the rag either. No, I hate Iraq because the soap doesn't stay. It doesn't land there.
00:55:47
Speaker
yeah I just feel like I'm cleaning myself off. That's the problem. A loofah is only necessary if it doesn't lather. If it lathers, then I don't give a crap. How? It's just no exfoliation. I don't need exfoliation. I need cleanse. You're just rubbing your dirty body with your dirty hands with soap in between. Do you use a loofah when you wash your hands? In the shower, yes. I would loofah my hands. Anywhere else. Do you have to go get a loofah when you wash your hands at work?
00:56:16
Speaker
Your chef's no, but you have to rub on your hands for 20 seconds to create that at least 20 seconds. If you're in the bathroom and you take 20 seconds per inch of your body, that's a really long shower. That's for like you said, expert spoliation. That's for all things. That's not for germs. Exfoliation is your pores. Yeah, it's for all of it. So you know, peel off some of the dead skin. Yeah, that's to get the blood off you.
00:56:45
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i so
00:56:48
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so um yeah i don't dilmes are I think it's fine. lesson You don't have a loofah? I do, but and I use it for my body wash. I would never go anywhere with that. And it's not funny. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Not that there's anything wrong with that. No, I used to leave with my body wash, but I didn't before I switched to this body wash. This one doesn't really lather without a loofah. A lot of the Raylor ones don't have a problem with that. Like regular.
00:57:23
Speaker
What does that mean? Yeah, what do you mean you people? You said regular ones. Like the cheaper ones, like the more. Like the common, the for common folk body wash. I don't know what this is you speak of.
00:57:40
Speaker
like mine has it's like the gold schlager of hotwa it has gold flex right on so you know it's classic it's got Hennessy in it
00:57:58
Speaker
look cool i swear ah Yeah, that's the only thing that it could have possibly been. um I switched to a different body wash that I just like better, and and it but it needs something to help a lather. This got a little bit more intricate than I had thought it would, but I didn't. took a turn I don't know. I think if it like that's the whole that's what you need to be clean is the lather. that's If you don't have lather, then you don't get clean.
00:58:27
Speaker
But I think it's fine to not have a lift. I don't I don't see a problem with it. Do you take it to seriously? Just so you know, when you use a bar soap, it doesn't lie there like that. so And they still got clean because it does. It doesn't. It does not like the way you're talking. You're talking about like having a damn shaving cream leather.
00:58:49
Speaker
Well, the way I see it is, if you use a bar of soap, a lot of people will just take that bar of soap and rub their body with it and then put it back down. You're essentially just placing that bar of soap and leaving it with all the germs you just placed on it. And you can say, yeah, I rinsed it or whatever, but I mean... how I thought I washed the towel. The towel washes me.
00:59:12
Speaker
and How clean is the damn thing? There's a layer that gets caked onto it and I'm sure, you know, it's not the pleatest part. I use this towel every day. I've never seen that towel before in my life. And then how many cracks has it been in and all these other places? And again, you could say, but there's just something about the fact that it's just there. Now with the body wash, i can't you know, you squeeze it, it never touches anything else again.
00:59:40
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it depends on which body stage release yeah My body wash goes everywhere I rub it on the outside of the bottle No, so it's the best of both never I use the bottle Yeah,
00:59:56
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yeah I never seem to run out it's always full this is a one-time purchase I The labels kind of rubbed off a little bit. Yeah, I use some bar soap and a loofah to lather up the bottle.
01:00:14
Speaker
Last me the rest of the shower.
Icebreakers and Cultural Humor
01:00:16
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No, I can't get past the mental portion of the bar of soap and having crap on it, but I think the technical side of it is it's like after it's in water for like five seconds, I think basically everything's off of it.
01:00:30
Speaker
That's the whole point of soap, is it moves all of the germs off of it. I guess. It allows things to get up. I'm just saying, if somebody takes a s*** on a bar of soap... What the hell it just happened? I'm just saying. If you take a dump out of our soap...
01:00:48
Speaker
And then you, you and put it underwater for five seconds. I'm still not going to use that bar and then put it in an egg bowl. I might eat it. um If you put an egg bowl, I'll probably eat it. I think it's fine. As soon as you don't notice any further stains on it, technically. Yeah, I just can't do it. Again, the mental portion, I couldn't get past that, but yeah.
01:01:18
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I would need to like, probably like shower after I use it. Yeah. I'm going to have to use it twice to get it off. You know what I'm saying? All right. We're going to, we're going to go around the horn. Everybody's got one. All right.
01:01:41
Speaker
I was, I wanted to go, uh, like a hippie circle. Everybody goes around the room. Everybody say one fun fact about you. Alan, how many times have you had to do that at a new job? What? Give everybody a fun fact about you. Thankfully, this job not but got this job i area in your career.
01:02:02
Speaker
ah lot probably every one I've had to do it seven times in this one job. so guys let you tell us a little bit about where you come from what your background is and what you like to do I like to be outside a lot.
01:02:18
Speaker
yeah oh dude remember yes i remember god my god where he's like i like to, I like to do garden. It was a gardening that he said he liked something like that. Yeah. And it was like, Oh my God, what the hell are we doing here? We used to have a, uh, we had a manager who started at our old job and to what nationality was he? It was, uh, I think it was going the way it sounds like Eastern European. I think it was Polish. Yeah. Um, it wasn't going to get as racist as it sounded like it was. and it was best No, he was definitely like Eastern European.
01:02:53
Speaker
Yeah, he was he had an accent. He was from somewhere in Europe and he was not accustomed to the sarcasm of of our land in our time. So I would make I would make jokes and he'd be like, why you say that? Why say this? He'd be like, Martin, we're going to go to lunch and because I could eat a horse. He's like, you eat horse here. You eat horse. Why do they serve this? Yeah. Now, why would you eat a horse by five?
01:03:20
Speaker
it taste good Like no sir. Yeah, it's lost on them Yeah, I would say things all the time. I want to be a really long pause where he's trying to compute. Yeah, and be like yeah overload He would break down everything too when he talked about gardening man He break down like everything he was doing in his yard. and I was like, how do you not come in with? we came up after you said Gardening didn't he say he liked trees? Yeah or something yes He like bushes and what like, he's like, separate conversation definite he's like, I'm learning new things about bushes and trees because he was trying to learn to, uh, he's doing his, uh, he's redoing his landscaping. So he's like, yeah, I'm learning all kinds of stuff about trees and bushes. And I'm like, do we all gave up? We don't care. he yeah for john trying He's the hell out here who is' not used to the fun fact where you're supposed to say like, uh, I like the, I like the winter. I can, I'm double jointed.
01:04:14
Speaker
Hello, i'm ah my name's Michael, and ah I like ah bonfires inside. but And there's Nick in the background laughing. Yeah, Nick's in the refrigerator. More. Aye. He's doing a spritz.
01:04:33
Speaker
i i like a part and My name is dad's Jimmy. I used say that at least once a day. i mean it' Jimmy and I that like the party. It's from Jackass. No, it's, well, yes, but it's also from... Hot Rod. Nick, you know, and yes, Hot Rod. I knew you would remember. I just flew from Florida. I was wondering if you had any... Yeah, it's Jimmy Live from Florida. Jimmy Live from Florida. Jupiter to be exact.
01:04:59
Speaker
Do you have any Buffalo Trace products? Do you have any JT Stag? Do you have any Stag? Junior or senior? It doesn't matter, whichever one. Yeah. So we haven't had any of those in three years. I told you he almost died. Thank you.
01:05:12
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um
01:05:19
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ah I don't think I told you Alan, he almost lost a limb. Oh god. Or an extremity, one of his extremities. um He ah decided he had had enough of the world. He so had a brand new box knife and went through everything he was holding.
01:05:38
Speaker
Just cutting everything including his finger. Yeah, he was opening up his bar soap Yeah, he went uh He went through the box and the tape that he was cutting and also through his finger and almost through through i probably chips and bone It probably looked like a Was it called um, baseball, you know who does the fake hand with the fake blood squirting he's like dude it was like a cartoon and blood was just like tenes stitches yeah he got stitches he's this was a great one and explains Florida um he said he was in the emergency room and he had to like packed it with gauze and like wrapped it because they had a first aid kit put pressure on it
01:06:25
Speaker
And the nurse was like, I have to ah see it before I can do anything. She's like, because i what you could just be a druggie with a bandage on your hand saying I need morphine.
01:06:38
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um So she's like, I have to see it before I can do anything. So she had like scissors and was pulling at it a little bit and it was dried blood. I'm assuming. So he was like, you're ripping my finger off. She was like, I'm sorry, I have to see it.
01:06:54
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And so she was like, give me scissors. And he took the scissors and was she gave him the scissors and let him. She gave an unstable man a pair of sharp knives. Yeah. And screaming ginger in the hospital who is supposedly bleeding out or much is again might be a druggie. He's like, you take the sharp object. Florida. This will be fine. Florida man. Then you can if if you're dangerous, you can kill all of the other guys here are in the hallway.
01:07:23
Speaker
They all have bigger knives. Yeah. Crazy. You can. You're probably in bath salts. You can run through. Real quick. Yeah, it was a good one. and Anyways, Guy. Jimmy's a mess. Jimmy's a mess. Every time I call him, like, how's your family? He just pauses. He just pauses and I go.
01:07:48
Speaker
Whichever one you want to talk about he's like, I just I don't know what that to do just was the Life leads leaves his boys How's your wife and kids Yeah, it's a bummer Oh damn it. What happened? He did his best. Did he miss something? No, he just doesn't. He oh he doesn't like talking about. OK. No, he doesn't like making when we make fun of him, having a wife and kids. He did a Snapchat with him, ah with his son the other day. like He was driving in the car and he was in his passenger seat. I don't know where he was taking him. He was like, ah Father, son time. Stuff it is I'm sure it was, ah you know, satirical. Yeah.
01:08:33
Speaker
It was for us, but ah it was a good one. That's funny. Oh, it's for a kid. Say hello to your boy for me. Yeah. And then he crashed just the one side of the car. Nobody's seen him since the kids got a roadie. He had a white cloth.
01:08:51
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um He's got a roadie. Yeah, he had a he had sativa since it was technically not a bad one. It's fine for minors there. Probably is. Yeah, it encourages brain function.
01:09:08
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um ah So I'm going to I'm sure everybody's got one. I thought about this the other day, Danny. We're wrapping up. It's going to be OK. What's up? Do you see my face? Yeah, you're going to have to go. We can we can finish up if you want. Back. Just happened.
01:09:31
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We can go to bed if you want. Oh, you said you're wrapping up. He's driving. He's driving to your house right now to tuck you in. All right.
01:09:42
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Who's like an a video commercial? All that, too. It looked like a scary video game where it slowly broke. I like forewarned. We just got we just got mummied. It was a jump scare. um You remember ah Danny you when he used to do. Oh, God.
01:10:00
Speaker
It's getting worse. Oh, God. It's going to be his eyeball soon. The gown is going off in my ear. Wow. Oh, he's got good connection. Oh, it's working. Oh, wow. It's back. Yeah, dude, you're smooth. Look at that. That one's broken. It's going to kick him off. He's no. good What if it turns out he just wasn't his cameras turning on by accident? What do you mean, guys?
01:10:27
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Do you remember when you used to do, um, I think it was, uh, catch up in mayonnaise. Do you remember this, Danny? Remember what? Remember what? The catch up in mayonnaise.
01:10:42
Speaker
You don't remember this? There's no context behind it. I mean, I think that should be enough context. You mean like using catch up in mayonnaise? Yeah. I used to do it like daily. Daily?
01:10:58
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Yeah, I was high.
01:11:04
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That's fair. That's true. Where does that even come from? She said you're going to have to be a little bit more specific. How does that happen? How does ketchup and mayonnaise happen? Yeah. People have been doing that forever. Yeah, it is. Really? Yes. I haven't come across it since. Monica was doing it the other day. I made fun of her. She was probably high. She was high.
01:11:28
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What are you guys talking about? Let's catch up with Manny. Smell like pine cones in here.
01:11:34
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What?
Food Pairings and Fast Food Chats
01:11:35
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What are you guys talking about? yeah kids kids are romantic What do you mean? Mixing ketchup and mustard as a dip. That's most secret sauces. and Some form of that with some some extra, you know, some atmosphere. But I've never seen anybody physically making up my own stuff. I see it all the time. Unfortunately, as a kid, I used ketchup, mayonnaise and mustard sandwiches.
01:12:02
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I was, yeah, I was hoping it wasn't going to go there. Let's have a moment of silence. Nick, what else do you have to unpack? I was able to catch up to my hands because there's sandwiches. I gotta go.
01:12:21
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i it For the week where I didn't have anybody home The neighbors used to bring me ketchup and mustard because I didn't have hey it wasit I Found crushed tomatoes behind the dumpster. I mean I had a good childhood I made ketchup and mustard sandwiches. Oh, yeah, you did And Egg Bowl's probably. Poor guy. Anyways, yeah, I mean that's that's fair. I hadn't thought about that. It was kind of a thing in restaurants. They don't advertise advertise it as such, so I don't think about it. Well, we didn't know that then. I don't know that now. I don't know any restaurants that use ketchup and mustard as a or ketchup and mayo as a mix for their sauce. I feel like but Nick's kind of right, though. but that That is sort of a thing.
01:13:11
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That I like I looked up some sauce that some restaurant had and it was like ketchup mayonnaise and like one other like Yeah Because I remember when I was working for McDonald's it was something with the max They had like that harder sauce or something like that extra. so I've seen that for fast food places That's like their you know their house sauce like Chick-fil-a sauce. Oh my house is pink There's no ketchup in it Wow, so what's the pink? should because if i know I'm right. I'm China. Can I get some of that? It's from the sandwiches
01:13:46
Speaker
Let me fix you some sandwiches. Let's just go in the sandwiches. It's granny's fry. Chick-fil-A sauce is mayo, mustard, barbecue sauce, honey. It's like a couple, couple of those things. Chick-fil-A sauce is delicious. It's freaking fantastic. It's like, for those little packets, it's like 600 calories. That's delicious. Is it really? yeah it's a i mean It's like, it's like 150 calories. I don't really use sauces with anything anymore.
01:14:15
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I know we've talked about that. You're a freaking weirdo. Oh, that's come up, Alan. We were talked about nuggets. I was like, or for like prize. He was like, use one sauce Mac, but I don't want title. The tire is only anything but for us. Well, the entire thing of fries, like a large fry, medium fry, use one. And what do we say for like a 10 piece nugget? I think they gave you one. That's plenty to the exactly you shouldn't even use it.
01:14:42
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It's shenanigans. What nuggets are we talking about? that It doesn't matter. Like McDonald's. You were just having chicken tenders. Did you dip them in anything? Only because they were spicy. i didn't Answer the question. A little, a little. and What are you using sauce on? What sauce? What sauce did you dip your chicken tenders in? Ranch. You're not a real person. I don't like bar, I don't like blue cheese, dude. It makes me want to puke. Blue cheese is gross, yeah. No, you shouldn't be dipping your chicken tenders in anything.
01:15:12
Speaker
Well, I mean, it wasn't, but it was the, it was the hot honey stuff. So it had spice to it. So I'm just, I'm just dipping it to keep my mouth from burning up unacceptable. What do you, what do you dip in things? If not fries, chicken nuggets.
01:15:27
Speaker
What else are you wasting? Like if you eat onion rings, if you dip them in something, you're just wasting it. Yeah. So like, if we go to cookout and I have two options, I'll either get a steak style burger or I'm getting a burger with cheese and pickles and that's it. No sauce, no, nothing. Cause that's, you get the full flavor of the dish. Oh, but yeah, i I'll fill you on the rest of the crowd and fries, no dipping sauces.
01:15:58
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If I'm going to cook out, I'm getting their barbecue burger. It's actually pretty decent. and anys aren't just the regular Let me talk to you for a second, Stan. I remember taking Jimmy.
01:16:23
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to cook out and he ordered like seven yeah all of you got like four different kinds. I was like, what? And he said, let me get a hamburger tray with all of the styles, animal styles, styles with Dylan. And he's like, how many, they stop this i have like seven or eight. And he's like, let me get four or five of them. like and do You know, they're regular. I have a kick out.
01:16:46
Speaker
ah hit so got landing inside of the restaurant at chick-fil-a We'd go and he'd get a number one with an extra sandwich and a chocolate chip cookie let me get a number one And then we get it also have a chicken sandwich and a chocolate chip cookie And then he, a lot of times he would order stuff to go. To go, yeah. For later, but he wouldn't make it home, he'd eat it in the car. Yeah, when we were done, while we were eating, he would get up and go order food to take with him. And we'd get in the car and he'd be like, what? I remember going to a firehouse sub, she ate his whole sub. I only ate half of mine, gave him my other half.
01:17:31
Speaker
And like a couple hours later, he was like, dude, I'm freaking starving. I was like, bro, lay off me. I'm starving. Yeah. um yeah Don't, don't make us seem like we're the weirdest. We're not dipping stuff. Like any grown man, sorry. Any grown man that comes in.
01:17:52
Speaker
I can't take it when they order a side of ranch with anything. If you get a burger and fries and you go, can I have a side of ranch, please? You should put your head in the toilet. I wouldn't put it on the burger, but people. I will put ranch on 24 or 27 or 35 or 49. You're a grown man. You got a pepperoni pizza. Um, excuse me. Can you bring me a side of ranch? Why people like their food? You're the one who's all about pizza. the pizza differffers ah
01:18:23
Speaker
No, it's good. I don't mind tipping pizza at ranch i can't do at home in the comfort of my home on my couch. Cause I don't have to look another human in the face and go, can I myself selfconsc if i have a side of butter milk with my food? i like marininaa ranch If I have ah like, my if the crust isn't my favorite kind of truck, I'm like, all right I want to eat the c crust, but I don't like this crust.
01:18:49
Speaker
Well, you just have to preface it with, like, I slept with my wife right before we came here. Can I get some ranch? Yeah. Yeah. I'm still deaf again says, but ranch is made with buttermilk and sadness. yeah and Can I get, and they all look and sound the same. Do you think I could get a side of ranch? That's what they all sound like. it's this comparison in you It doesn't matter what age they are. They're just so they're about to get ranch their rights yeah super stoked. stoked. You're the territory was like, I didn't want to ask for rent.
01:19:17
Speaker
I didn't want to ask for ranch. It's embarrassing. You should be embarrassed. Aren't you embarrassed? You shouldn't, you shouldn't, shouldn't, shouldn't be embarrassed. You know? How does it feel to be that guy leaning over the bar, uh, talking to the bartender and be like, dude, do you see that dude ordering ranch? Yeah, that's me. What a loser. Yeah, that's me. Trying to hang out. You see this bum that just ordered a side of ranch.
01:19:45
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So what's your favorite Creed song? but
01:19:49
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ah
01:19:55
Speaker
It's awful. What are you doing after this? Do you also want to bud light? Do you know where the weight room is? he's over the way what he bothers ah Check it out. I was over there drinking Dr. Pepper like Forrest Gump.
01:20:14
Speaker
We talked about 13 Dr. Peppers. It's the same one. I'm drinking the exact same. I have to pay you two and a half hours. You put water in. Oh, damn. That was the biggest water jug I've ever seen. so It didn't even fit in the camera. That's Stan Lee himself. What is that? Dude, you needed two hands. We're going to call you two hand Alan.
01:20:44
Speaker
Two people can be like get out be like nice water bottle the thing has to have Algae growing at the bottom. I knew some microbes i knew it ob We were at somebody's house over the weekend and they pulled out their water bottle I was like they rolled it in propane yeah like is that propane judy was legit like and agger and His wife brought it in one in each arm I'm gonna go outside and get my water bottle. what I said I was like, if the if that's anywhere close to full, how did you just one hand that? Yeah. Can you pick me up? Also, you're about to be over hydrated is a thing.
01:21:28
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<unk> He accidentally picked up the table that was under it. yeah Sorry. Oops. I love water, actually. Yeah, it's getting a overboard. This is a DC.
01:21:41
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I go DC And guide um, yeah, so now that we're kind of at least halfway through I have a listen i swear yeah
01:21:58
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Yeah. Let's do this next week. We can dissect some of this Chick-fil-A sauce. Goodbye, bye, bye, bye, bye. Well, none of my camera works. We can actually really get into this. Now we're ready, because Nick, we all know what it looks like. OK. Why does it keep shutting off? It's working. Because, I mean, at this point, might as well leave it off so I can do whatever I want. Why does it look different than you did last time? Because that was six months ago. I lost weight.
01:22:28
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He's 37. Did you really? Oh, it's broken. There it is. That was the creepiest smile ever to freeze right on. forze rain How much weight have you lost? Oh, that's a good question. You're a way to question. Go back outside. outside, man. Hey. I'm actually back to my high school weight. Yeah.
01:22:56
Speaker
Yeah. I, uh, I, I went into, uh, what that is. i I'm actually back to my way when I was seven. So fashion I didn't, I don't know how much I actually way. I haven't been on a scale, but as far as like my belt goes, i I think the last time when we had the camera, I was on the second loop and now I'm on the fifth loop. So. Oh, nice. Sure. That's nice. Now I need a new belt. Yeah.
01:23:24
Speaker
Well, no, luckily it's the one that has the holes all the way around. So I'll be good all my life. and You look like Skeet Ulrich's cousin. I don't even know who that is. He's showing his age. ah Nobody knows who that is. I'm about to die. No. ah It was a black and white TV show. No, it wasn't. What's his name? and Skeet Ulrich. You look like Skeet, you look like his cousin Skeet-er-ich.
01:23:55
Speaker
i't know if i doesnt look like getting Oh, it's probably 50. He's pretty handsome. fifty five Oh yeah, he's very good looking. He is pretty hot. Smash. Come on, man. That was a good one. I wish all you knew who he was because we'd have been laughing together. Yeah, I kind of wish I knew who he was. But I actually have a job. Hey, it's the ah it's the guy from Scream. Yeah.
01:24:24
Speaker
the the old sheriff. Yeah, I love that. dude Yeah. No, it's not. Is it not? No, he's her boyfriend. Yeah, but he was he was a sheriff in the new one. No, he was not because he was in the fourth or fifth one. Yeah, it was only one sheriff. It's our kid.
01:24:45
Speaker
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. That's what I'm thinking. Yeah, you're right. I haven't even seen the new one. No, he was the boyfriend and scream. Listen to me when I talk to you. So. Which he was, Neve Campbell's boyfriend. He was the sheriff. Officer Doofy, reportedly for Doofy.
01:25:05
Speaker
He wasn't the new one though. I have no idea. I haven't seen it. But I know he wanted to share. He was in the one with Geno Ortega. I don't remember what role he played. Geno Ortega was in Scream. I think he
Movie Memories and Celebrity Crushes
01:25:21
Speaker
was like the... He was like an off duty or like a retired cop or something. No.
01:25:29
Speaker
In the new one you were in the first one, how is he he as a murderer? Yeah, he was her boyfriend. I'm moving out second killer. Yeah, okay, so I i i was thinking nine different boyfriend i don't know Yeah, I was 10 I remember there's a lot of people Alan there's also a 14th first turn 21 and watch I know who you're talking about now I know who you're talking to to like and's very yeah i Don't know why I was thinking about somebody else ah so is i
01:26:01
Speaker
so the guy with the mustache the guy that i' was thinking store Here hold my gum He was also in the hit movie Supercell I came out last year who's in ah ah Are you looking up his movies don't tell me chill yeah ah a Chill those chill. I don't know chill. I'm with all his movies. Is it called chill?
01:26:27
Speaker
He's in a movie called Chill. a Come on, give it to me. He might not have been. I know Cuba Gooding Jr. is in it. That's fine. He might have been in it. He was in Chill Factor? Chill Factor. Yeah, he was in it. Oh, God, I'm so good. Yeah, he was in as good as it gets. He was. Yeah, that's funny. yeah that's a good movie God, that movie's so great. He was the guy that robbed The painter. I don't remember that movie too well. Alan knows it. Yeah, I was born in the 70s. I probably haven't watched it in 15 years. Easily. What a great movie. I was going to say, I'm only one year older. I sound like I'm I know, but we can make fun of it still. I mean, yeah. Yeah, but did you win that at the fair? I don't know where I got that from. I'm pretty sure it's from Costco.
01:27:27
Speaker
Uh, same thing. Yeah. He was in U-turn. U-turn. Oh God. Yeah. What a great movie. Never heard of it. That's a classic. Who's in that? Who's in that one? Katie Holmes. J-Lo. That's it. Okay. And U-turn? Yeah. No. Who'd you say? Was Katie Holmes in it? No. so Sean Penn and J-Lo. Oh, there's a different U-turn.
01:27:54
Speaker
It was a rebate. I'm telling you, Katie Holmes is in it. That's 97. Is it spelled with a U? 2000. Hang on. Katie's spelled with a turn. Oh, you're right. You're right. What's the one with Katie Holmes? It's very similar. He was in Albano Alligator. terms different Is it wrong turn? I think that's a different movie, though.
01:28:21
Speaker
Wrong turn. That's a different movie. That's Elijah Juskew. That's the horror movie. That's a good movie. Yeah, that's a horror movie. Yeah. Hold on. I'm about to look it up. Do you remember Armored? No. Armored? That awful movie that came out in 2009. Armored. Armored? Who was in it? Yeah, who was um Matt Dillon.
01:28:42
Speaker
Oh, it's a freaking heist one, right? Yeah, it was so. Oh, yeah. Yes, he is. He is in that. Yeah. Matt Dillon. Oh, my God. That was great. Matt Dillon was in a wild things. Yeah. Yeah. Skeet is lean. Oh, he did leave. He lost his offline.
01:29:05
Speaker
um The movies I had recently. Yes, I did. Danny, what's that in place now? I did some terrible ninety five, ninety six, ninety seven. So you put in sideways. There's broken arrows in there now. Yeah. So his face off with John Travolta and Nicholas Cage, your brother, your brother had no idea what that movie was. And I was like, it's where he takes his face off and he wears another face. These are great movies. Sideways is probably top 10 movies of all time. Yes, I did. Yeah.
01:29:37
Speaker
I'm going to find this freaking movie. It was in. um Take down. I don't know that one. And he was a nobody's baby. Nobody's. back Oh, I was thinking of go.
01:29:57
Speaker
Set up your turn. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know that movie is either. You've never seen go. What about teaching Miss Tingle? She was in that too. No. We suck. I'm gonna go with no. Sounds like a sketching movie to watch. Where'd Nick go? I saw her and ah saw her in Batman Begins. Some connection issues. Katie Holmes was so great. Dawson's Creek. What? Amazing. She was like the first girl I think I might have ever loved. From Dawson's Creek. Welcome back.
01:30:35
Speaker
Oh, it was all about freaking that's Pink Ranger, bro. Back in the day. So so the Pink Ranger. Yeah, freaking was her name named Amy Jo Johnson. Yeah. who Who the hell is he here's the original? johnson She's the original Pink Ranger. Amy freaking Amy Jo Johnson. There were no women Rangers. You said you was back. That's like early night. Why are you bringing up this person?
01:31:05
Speaker
No, you were saying like Katie Holmes and I was like, that was my Amy Jo Johnson. Oh, you thought she was pretty. No, I was like, I was with her helmet. I was like, I can't really see her each when I was a kid. You look extra old now but on your reading glasses. Oh, you can still see me.
01:31:26
Speaker
If you are texting right now, an inch from the phone. I'm not texting. I'm on my computer. Think you look like an old person who's the name from their phone. Yeah, she's crazy. I mean, she was pretty from the 90s. Her and the girl from, um, uh, say by the bill, what's her damn name? Kelly Kapowski. Tiffany Amber Thiessen. I'm a, I'm just a whiz. I, I mean, and you need to go play trivia because we would win.
01:31:56
Speaker
I'm telling you right now. That'll be, you know what? That'll be next podcast. we just we we talk we talked about this other day so We talked about this the other day. Your brother was like me and you need to play turbo pursuit. Cause he's like, Danny knows so much random. just since so you yeah I can't remember names. We got to go somewhere and play for money. ah dude exactly I went to a, um, I went to an, was an office one. No, it was a friend's trivia night. Um, there was 57 questions. I missed one.
01:32:26
Speaker
for friends. And it was only because, yeah, but it was like for a hundred bucks or something. like that We want all the gift cards, like me and this group of girls. I don't know if I would have, I remember like, I was like, don't even answer. Just sit there. we shut her up I don't only know. if i question or du The only question I got wrong was, uh, what was the name of the bear?
01:32:45
Speaker
of the little girl when they bought their new house and Joey goes and visits the girl. The haunted girl. And she calls him with the bear on the phone. I don't know if I'd be good at friends trivia. You wouldn't. It's all not anything. Nineties is going to be. It's over. I never really watched TV shows. I beat Alan at Seinfeld trivia all the time. Seinfeld's impossible. You can get me sometimes. You can get me sometimes.
01:33:11
Speaker
I mean, if you pick like a store name of like one of the episodes, I'm not going to remember it. If you ask me what the Chinese guy yells, it's Cartwright. I know that. That's the only in one. episode Yeah, I yell Cartwright. You know, come. She said curse word. I hang up. Yeah, it's. Yeah, I don't know. Seinfeld's either. Dude, Seinfeld's. I know way too much about. What about like history and stuff like that? ah that We were talking about the other day, like I said, it's just random.
01:33:40
Speaker
If I've seen it, I remember it, but there's a lot of things I haven't seen, obviously. Me too. I'll set up a ah trivia game for next podcast. That'd be sweet. Me and Nick will play Rock, Paper, Scissors while you guys do that.
01:33:55
Speaker
One time Nick was in here. We'll play Mahong. I was looking up my first, uh, screen crush. and so Had to go for you. How was it?
01:34:10
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Uh, it was, uh, Pamela Anderson and barbed wire. I don't know if you ever saw that.
01:34:18
Speaker
that I being nine years old and my grandpa showed me that movie for the first time and I was in law. I was like, Oh, who's that lady? It was your grandfather. who was that shit He was a good man. like the lot Oh, it was on like, you know what I'm talking about? I do. It was on like ABC. Yeah, they tried so hard. Oh, what was it? And I was like, I can't remember what it was, but I was like, I remember she got a show where she was a lover. And then I was like, that's never going to go stacked. Maybe that's it. Yeah, it could be right. I think it was stacked. Yeah, it sounds right.
01:34:54
Speaker
comedy series that proves you can't judge a bookstore by its cover girl. It was on ABC, wasn't it? It was ridiculous. It was on Fox. Yeah, I was going to say, it's one of the major markets in the world. That was it. That's hilarious. Pretty bad. Awful.
01:35:12
Speaker
Yeah, but unfortunately, I don't. It doesn't surprise me that like it feels racist, but that was like what you're. Like ah it feels like that's what an old Asian person would like gravitatory gravitate gravitate. Pamela Anderson. Well, it's just like a ah stereotypical pretty white girl. Yeah.
01:35:32
Speaker
She doesn't wear makeup anymore. She's like, is she alive? Well, it was my white grandpa that showed it to me. So well then that's racist. I got a rain. I got a rain. and store No, my, my dad showed me. Excuse you. Oh my God. beinging be yeah that one my god being Okay. Who's that? name she sha to work it for hour Is this an actual person or are you just joking? no
Trump Jokes and Podcast Wrap-Up
01:36:00
Speaker
that was just yeah it was making noise I couldn't tell. mean j know guy You can't say that to you. Only I can do that. Only Trump can do that. Sorry, Alan. I know this. I know that's your hero. He's not allowed to discuss Trump in his house. I see that. Yeah. Are you not?
01:36:24
Speaker
no because he I can't even do the wrong thing too long. wrong as yeah For real? After he went to the rally, he's not a allowed to do this anymore.
01:36:36
Speaker
What? First of all, check yourself before you say rally in front of me, alright? Stand by. Yeah, what's going on over there, buddy?
01:36:50
Speaker
You have to elaborate a little on this, Clemson. No, it's just, it's that's a very, it's a sensitive subject. Well, that's why Alan hasn't been on the podcast. He's been kind of tied up since January 6th. I see that. Well, not anymore. Wow. That's what I'm saying. He's back.
01:37:04
Speaker
yeah He's suddenly free. Are you not a Trump supporter? No. Oh, I thought you were. I'm very, I'm very moderate. I'm like right in the middle. I lean, I lean some ways, both ways, but yeah yeah, I make jokes about the fact that I vote for him and that's not that don't fly. She doesn't like the Trump joke. yeah He takes it too seriously. Yeah. ah She's a Trump supporter. No, no, she hates him so much that she can't hear a joke about it. She hates him so bad that when he won, when he won the first time, I slept on the couch for two days.
01:37:39
Speaker
Oh, because you voted for him. went on. I didn't vote for anybody that time. And I left when he went to Ohio and I got told, don't come back in here for two days. a ah So I slept on the couch for two days. Because you voted for him this time. No, I did not. He had to he's had to he had to sleep on there for the whole four years. So then what the hell is the problem?
01:38:01
Speaker
um He doesn't like making light of it. He represents mess. the ugliness of masculinity. So, and I'm a man and a white man. So that means, you know, so you can't make fun of him kind of look like I can, I can make fun of him, but I can't mock him. The problem is the way we make fun of him is by acting like he agree with it. Yeah. I mimic him a lot. He's the best man to ever live because it came from China, China. Yeah.
01:38:32
Speaker
you Well, that's the problem, which he can't draw him. He can't be like Trump's such a moron. Look at what he just did. He will go. ah He's great. I'll say that she doesn't play like that. Yeah, it's not a it's not a fun game. it'ss It's like making a rape joke. It's like, you can't do that. I've been like my body, your body, my choice. You heard this team the Thomas had magic word. like Did you just get a jacket on?
01:39:03
Speaker
it's no actually He's had that on all the whole time. Yeah, we just couldn't see it because he went away. It's a ki traditional kimono. What the hell is under that? Why is there a dragon on your shirt? It's Quidditch. Gryffindor. It is Gryffindor. You have a game later. I forgot my bad. Yeah, so. It's my homie right there. I got some Quidditch, mate. Yeah, of Quidditch. He's the best secret we got. I bet. I got the scar removed.
01:39:32
Speaker
Nice. I don't know. I'm and just going to keep my words for myself. Yeah, that was got a little weird for me. um Yeah, he's not allowed to joke in his house because every time he joins Discord, I i played wrong. Yeah. And I'll say it back and I'll get the don't do that. I used to say it back every time. Wrong. And he's not allowed to say because I do it too close to it. Never mind. Servant. And how much he hates him.
01:39:59
Speaker
Wrong. Oh man, it's kind of like making. She probably, i mean she probably does. She hates me. ah She would hate me. She hates you for different reasons, huh? Because I would just keep doing it. I'm the worst. Yeah. If she woke up in the middle of the night, I'd be like this. Wrong.
01:40:22
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Jaina. Man, this was fun.
01:40:28
Speaker
This was fun. Too bad I gotta go. I'll hit the record button. Hold on. I have to go to bed. Okay. It's been three hours now. It's only been two. Look at the timer. Three. the Two hours and 15. Two hours and 50 minutes. Wrong. Wrong.
01:40:55
Speaker
That's me. Goodnight. Thanks for joining, buddy. Thanks, everybody, for coming back. Next time, I think it's a good idea. Next time, I'll set up some kind of trivia. I'll see if there's anything like actually kind of cool. Otherwise, I'll just... um I'm probably going to laminate some flashcards and call some of my references. Nick, if you can get some of your relatives on the phone, we'll figure something out. If they all hold hands, you might have better internet.
01:41:22
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oh um Uh, like next time, like if we start at nine 15, maybe well we would have Nick can have a dongle or dongle or Daggler or whatever it is. The time do we start nine 30? No. McDonald's closes at nine 30 next to him. Nine 30. I got on at nine 20. What's funny is your internet is fine now, Nick. Yeah, I know. right have it gone It's It's okay. It's much better.
01:41:55
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It's usable-ish. Anyways, yeah, we'll figure out something for next time. But otherwise, thanks for joining us. Thanks, everybody, for listening. ah If you want to email my new email, which is podcast.johnnybills at email.safe.com.gov. Dot org.
01:42:12
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only allen gets that joke physical a energygie I've been redoing all my emails and they're all really complicated and long now. So that's the side joke there. Anyways, thanks for trying, Nick. It was worth a go. We got your voice. That's all we needed. I'll just every time I'm going to put on, I'm going to make your avatar Jackie Chan. Whoa. I can do that. I can do that. I mean, it could be worse now.
01:42:44
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no ba Yeah, we'll and see if we can get you better connected next time. Anyways, thanks everybody for listening. I appreciate it. We're gonna go to bed because it's It's been a little bit. It's not that late, but it's late for Danny. So It'll be okay. Alright, we'll see everybody next time. Bye. Bye.
01:43:13
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Frustrated we're here to
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