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season 2 episode 2 how goes the harvest?
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the boys catch up, go into the new event a little and discuss cats drug problem. stop by" hunt banish extract" live show 10/27 on twitch https://twitch.tv/theedrunkenbard
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Transcript
Introduction and Setting the Vibe
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johncat
but
00:00:02
johncat
Well, I didn't think you had it in you. I'm your huckleberry.
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johncat
We started the game we never got to finish. Play for blood, remember?
00:00:30
johncat
oh cry out that you dirty off bit i
00:00:39
johncat
pumping I do during the new intro music it it has zero to do with hunt but it has everything to do with the show that is waiting for other players a hunt showdown podcast it's a vibe it's a lifestyle it's you know it's it's ah you're either in it or you're not in the inner club we're all family ah this is your host John cat I just had a turkey sandwich and I'm a I'm eight different kinds of jacked up right now.
Behind Schedule and Coffee Break
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johncat
We're not going to fuck around because we're a little bit behind schedule. So we're just going to crack right on. Yeah. Hold on. Can I get a large Americano? No whip. All right. Fuck that up. The one man Kung Fu slot team.
00:01:26
johncat
Fucking awesome.
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johncat
the only man that takes a shorty crown and king and it's still an auto five colla is over here for the winner of the wet teacher contest because he's because his dick is the fifth shell it's Harrison Harrison how are you doing on this afternoon you have to unmute I'm fine yeah
00:01:48
Clutch Commander
I'm doing good, how are you?
00:01:50
johncat
Uh, we, we, we've we figured out our technical difficulties as far as our sad clips go. So everyone's all Harrison mutes himself to try and help everything out. And I ended up sounding like a dickhead, but it's, I'm fine taking the rap.
00:02:02
Clutch Commander
No, it's me sometimes.
00:02:07
johncat
It's cool. Uh, we're not going to fuck around. We're going to get right into our new segment one. Oh my God. You look like the fourth of July. That makes me want a hot dog real bad.
Hot Dog Specials and Moving Adventures
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johncat
I know a segment we call hot dog and hot dog and this week with with ah cats dogs hasn't made too much progression I'm in the process of selling my father's house ah If you want a name of a good realtor in the Baltimore area, I can get you on We have discovered two new specials of the day ah the Big John and the taco dog ah Stay tuned. I'll keep you pressed to what they are. But That's my shit Harrison. What is your shit? What have you been up to since we got together last? I
00:02:50
Clutch Commander
I've moved so that's a big pain it is I like it I'm happy with it I'm not upset or you know dissatisfied I'm glad I did it it was time and I'm on my own now
00:02:56
johncat
Yeah, but it's a very nice little place.
00:03:04
johncat
yeah Yeah, just going solo, just straight straight into the world, like a little like a little child.
New Living Situation - Comfortable at Home
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johncat
Yeah, you offered my wife to sit down when we came by to look at the place, and all I kept thinking was, his bare ass has been on every surface of this place.
00:03:26
johncat
You've been here a week. There's no way you haven't just been through here just like, yeah, I don't have to wear clothes. No more clothes for clutch.
00:03:35
Clutch Commander
Yeah, I'm not gonna say it's a hundred percent true, but I Won't say that's a hundred I will say that I do come home Change out of my work pants and then do not put pants back on.
00:03:35
johncat
my Yeah, it's your place. you you but Legally, you should.
00:03:54
johncat
so you're like a So you're like a single mother. you just You go like, when I get home, the sweatpants go on.
00:03:59
Clutch Commander
Oh No, no, no, no, we're we're boxers all the way boxers.
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johncat
not ah
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Clutch Commander
No shirt. I'm just
00:04:04
johncat
Wow.
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Clutch Commander
living free.
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johncat
Wow. You're like an angry stepdad in there.
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johncat
um Yeah, no.
00:04:11
Clutch Commander
um like that
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johncat
it's it's It's a solid place. It's a little sketchy to get into, but it's a solid place.
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Clutch Commander
yeah
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johncat
a We're not going to get too far in the weeds. We're going to launch right into segment two.
Gaming Mishap: Deleted Game,
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johncat
how are you not dead have no yeah um I Figure we'll save bounty clash for the actual top the the show proper because we're gonna go over the event so far bounty clash and you know, etc, but um I Don't know about you, but the scariest thing this holiday season that's happened to me is I got fucked up enough to delete the game and I've never been more scared in my life and
00:04:53
Clutch Commander
Yeah, that was an interesting night of game.
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johncat
Uh, yeah. Yeah. I thought my wife had enough of my shit and deleted it for me to save our marriage. And then it turns out now, uh, you're a ding dong and you decided to, uh, people know sometimes when you get done with the game, your teammates leave, you say, I did, uh, you could just back out of the game. The game still runs in the background of your console PC or whatever. And then when you reconnect to the game, it says,
00:05:28
johncat
your teammates have left and you've been disconnected from the server. So you have like two options. You try and reconnect to the server, which I found on console, inevitably leads to you getting just booted from the s server.
00:05:43
johncat
like It's almost like you can foresee it. If you do that, it's going to lead you getting booted from a game at some point reconnecting. It it just happens every time. It's like clockwork.
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Clutch Commander
It is sketchy.
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johncat
Yeah, so the easiest thing to do is to go back to your home screen, hit start, and then go to the thing that says close application. Well, I did not go to close application. I was so fucked up, I went down to delete application.
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johncat
And the glorious thing about hunt is it's all online. So unlike with like Baldur's Gate where it's like, oh, this game is whatever the space is, but you need to download about a third of it, then you can play. Hunt is literally like, no, the space is X. You're downloading all of it, motherfucker. So it just turned into a whole evening of me sitting in my chair like, well, you're an idiot. Like you you've done screwed yourself out of a whole evening of hunt.
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johncat
But yeah I slept pretty good that night. I was pretty fucked up.
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Clutch Commander
Yeah, you didn't mean to as an accident happens
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johncat
Yeah, shit happens.
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johncat
Do you have any actual gameplay that you want to you want to throw in here at ah seven minutes in?
Game Clutch Moments and Weapon Humor
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johncat
is Is there anything you could think of?
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Clutch Commander
but Sure you remember the the fun game we had at healing orders church
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johncat
The one where you manage to take out a whole team of three by yourself because they, they wouldn't push, but they stayed just far enough back.
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Clutch Commander
Yes.
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johncat
Yeah. I remember vividly.
00:07:17
Clutch Commander
Yes, it was. We were there. They damned John cat.
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johncat
ah down and Yeah. I'm not taking a spear anymore. The spear the spear is a false sense of security.
00:07:27
Clutch Commander
Yeah. it It is it is but they they got you unfortunately. And um I had to come through and clutch the day by well running around two or three points and um shooting them in the back.
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johncat
And the thing that was amazing, I don't know if amazing is the right word, but the thing that it threw me for a loop is by the time when you got him at the end, it it was like Vetterli's all around. I don't know why you guys were all in this massive calamity with Vetterli's on, but the thing that killed me was you had a Vetterli just stock. Wasn't silenced. There wasn't a scope on it of any kind. No bayonet, just straight.
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johncat
Vetterly when we looked at their fucking bodies. They all had dead eyes So how they couldn't get a bead on you is beyond me and I think one of them was rocking gun runner so I think he had a full-size shotty on him because somebody was laying lead and Still they still let you just stay on top of the compound with the iron sights and just light this guy up and
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Clutch Commander
hu
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Clutch Commander
Yeah, well, I felt very much um like I was in the Patriot running through the forest saving the day.
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johncat
It baffled the shit out of me.
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johncat
Oh, yeah. Yeah, the minute I went down, all I heard was fucking just. are Yeah, just fucking laying it down and um it was. Yeah, no, that's us that's solid gameplay.
00:09:08
Clutch Commander
Yeah, it was a good one.
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johncat
GG's to those guys. they They played good for a minute, but you know. What are you going to do? Sometimes clock shows up.
00:09:18
Clutch Commander
Yeah, sometimes clutch shows up, sometimes he does not.
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johncat
Well, you know, sometimes I don't show up. um Did we did we launch in a segment to how do we know you're not dead yet?
00:09:31
Clutch Commander
ah I believe that's what this is.
00:09:35
johncat
I swear I'm not. Yeah, I swear I'm not fucked up right now. Well, this is. But, you know, whatever, we're gonna go into this one.
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johncat
Okay, we're breezing, we're moving at a hot clip right now. So we're gonna slow it down a little bit, and we're gonna talk about this event we got.
Halloween Event and Pumpkins
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johncat
We got the Halloween event, the but keeper of souls, finder of souls, flint locking with some souls.
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johncat
i
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Clutch Commander
game of souls
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johncat
Is that what it is?
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Clutch Commander
i have no idea
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johncat
Really? Oh, I was going to say, they should have really researched that one better. Um, but Halloween event, spooky all around pumpkins at the ass.
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johncat
How are you liking it? Are you having fun so far?
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Clutch Commander
I'm enjoying it. It's it's fun. I like the pace of the event.
00:10:31
johncat
Yeah.
00:10:32
Clutch Commander
It's it's going pretty good for us.
00:10:35
johncat
Um, Okay, popular guy.
00:10:39
Clutch Commander
Yeah.
00:10:40
johncat
Yeah.
00:10:42
Clutch Commander
um No, I mean, I'm enjoying it.
00:10:43
johncat
i'll get i'll give i'll give you a minute I'll give you a minute to respond to your Tinder date.
00:10:44
Clutch Commander
Nothing.
00:10:47
Clutch Commander
I don't need to respond to that one. I mean, that one.
00:10:49
johncat
ah She's a Uggo.
00:10:52
Clutch Commander
yeah
00:10:54
johncat
Fucking, I will say the thing that I do like, and we'll get the bounty clash in a minute. I like how bounty clash comes out and it's a huge thing where people are like, I can go in here.
00:11:04
johncat
I could do the the farming for my achievements, for my challenges where it's do X amount of damage to hunters, do ah bleeding, do whatever. But then there's still challenges that require you to go to regular hunt.
00:11:19
johncat
Like you couldn't just be like, no, I'm doing bounty hunt. I'm just doing bounty hunt.
00:11:25
Clutch Commander
Yeah.
00:11:26
johncat
Like or bounty clash. We either one like, There's still a reason for you to go back to OG back to OG hunt.
00:11:34
Clutch Commander
Yeah.
00:11:36
johncat
I thought that was very clever on their end that they they baked that in with the challenges.
00:11:41
Clutch Commander
I agree. It was it was a good add on. um I like that it's going to be a weekend only thing. I know there's some people who want it a little more frequently.
00:11:48
johncat
Yeah.
00:11:51
Clutch Commander
I know a guy I work with who plays it who really loves the mode, but know I do not know his gamertag.
00:11:51
johncat
Now.
00:11:55
johncat
Give them a shout out.
00:12:02
Clutch Commander
But ah he plays on PC.
00:12:02
johncat
That's cool.
00:12:04
Clutch Commander
um
00:12:05
johncat
That's what's up.
00:12:06
Clutch Commander
But I just I don't I Like that it's only gonna be weekends.
Bounty Clash Mode and Gameplay Impact
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Clutch Commander
That's that's that's so
00:12:13
johncat
No, i i'd I'd prefer it. And then I prefer like if it goes away like how the Inferno and the Monster, like the Rainstorm run away. Just periodically throughout the year, we just get like a promo from Crytek that's just like,
00:12:32
johncat
empty c classsh one weekend only summer slam like just just fucking like hype it up to where it's like this one weekend tournament like whatever bounty clash like that would be cool but if it's here all the time it's just gonna lose it's got not gonna be fun
00:12:52
Clutch Commander
agree It would get overplayed.
00:12:54
johncat
um ah Yeah, it would it would lose its majesty and I mean I you have quick play for for a quick for a quick in and out quick plays, okay bounty clashes I Thought it was fun. I got my ass kicked a bunch So we haven't done too much with it. But you know for what it is. I like it.
00:13:16
Clutch Commander
Yeah, it was a fun time when we played.
00:13:19
johncat
Oh Yeah fuck it all um Are you excited for any of these new weapon variants we got coming in?
New Weapon Variants and Mechanics
00:13:28
johncat
The shorty, the ah the auto four, the the shorty, crowning king.
00:13:28
Clutch Commander
um
00:13:33
johncat
um yeah anything Anything we got it on the horizon?
00:13:38
Clutch Commander
ah The one I'm most excited for is um the bomb lanes. I'm excited to get my hands on that one.
00:13:45
johncat
ah Yeah, it's uh It's unique. um I'll say it's unique and the addition of a harpoon. So it basically just turns it into a Like a half-ass another crossbow is fun.
00:14:00
Clutch Commander
Nice.
00:14:01
johncat
I Still feel like the crossbow is the better bet if you're gonna pick between the two But your explosive options are a little bit better with the bomb launcher. I think they're both they both have their place I like the bomb launcher the couple times I played it
00:14:11
Clutch Commander
Yeah.
00:14:15
johncat
But um yeah, I don't know. it's ah I have to play it some more. I do like the bomb launcher, though. I think it's think it's very cool.
00:14:24
Clutch Commander
yeah
00:14:25
johncat
Have you seen this new sniper that we have?
00:14:28
Clutch Commander
I have seen it, I have not used it.
00:14:30
johncat
I will never use it, because I'm not a sniper guy. But I do love the reloading action, the action of popping out the shell, putting in a new shell, and then putting a blast cap.
00:14:45
johncat
for your hammer to hit.
00:14:46
Clutch Commander
nice
00:14:47
johncat
I was like, it looks rad. It is way too long of a ah loading animation. it's it's like It's like a longer sparks, but at the same time, and it it only comes in a sniper scope.
00:14:58
Clutch Commander
okay
00:15:01
johncat
So that's that's kind of where I'm at.
00:15:02
Clutch Commander
Okay.
00:15:03
johncat
like I don't fuck with a sniper scope to begin with, and I'm more of an iron sights gentleman. But no, I i love the reload animation. I think it's i think it's i think it's cool.
Ghostface Skin and Community Reactions
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Clutch Commander
I'm glad I can't wait to give it a try.
00:15:16
johncat
um Oh, yeah, I mean I'll definitely fuck around with it in the shooting range ah New skins new skins. Are you are you pumped with the ah Dwight Schrute with the pumpkin on his head or
00:15:29
Clutch Commander
I am, I'm actually most excited for the one they just recently announced.
00:15:35
johncat
Ghost face yeah, I figured I would have went into that on our Halloween episode we could do it a little bit now of um Do you have any
00:15:35
Clutch Commander
Ghostface, yeah.
00:15:43
Clutch Commander
All we gotta say is that it's coming, coming out.
00:15:46
johncat
Well, I mean, we could go into it deeper then, but like people are hating that this thing's coming.
00:15:50
Clutch Commander
What?
00:15:51
johncat
Like, do Oh yeah, the internet is fucking going off and I'm here.
00:15:54
Clutch Commander
Why?
00:15:56
johncat
I don't know. I'm here for it. I think, I think it's a fun little cross promotion thing.
00:16:02
Clutch Commander
Yeah.
00:16:02
johncat
Um, I doubt I'm going to like fucking play it that much because If you have a bunch of skins, you're going to play the same couple skins.
00:16:12
johncat
Like you own a bunch of skins. You're a fucking a free hunter guy or a um ah preacher guy.
00:16:20
Clutch Commander
yeah
00:16:20
johncat
Like like those those are your things and like I'm a Mountie guy or a ah umpires bane guy. Like I'll fuck around with some other stuff. I've messed around with the pumpkin and the new um the new red riding hood skin. Like I'll fuck around with some oddball ones, but realistically you had your set in your ways.
00:16:43
Clutch Commander
Yeah, you have your couple you use and you s stick with.
00:16:46
johncat
Yeah. So, I mean, as far as I'm concerned, I'll throw money at fucking cry tech to get ghost face in a weird bonnet and cowboy hat and to buy a sick ass knife.
00:16:57
johncat
And, uh, what does he have? Does he come with a federally?
00:17:01
Clutch Commander
No, I think he comes with a Dolch or a Borheim.
00:17:03
johncat
It's, it's,
00:17:06
johncat
Yeah, well Borheim yes, but there is a rifle that comes with him as well Yeah Yeah, he picks it up at the end of the um at the end of the at the end of the trailer, but even either way The Borheim yeah Yeah, and the Borheim looks sick.
00:17:10
Clutch Commander
I didn't see the rifle. I just saw the knife in the Borheim.
00:17:18
Clutch Commander
Honestly, I would be happy with the knife in the Borheim, so... And I don't even use a knife all that often anymore.
00:17:26
johncat
I'm I'm here for it. I think it's I think it's a good choice um Michael Myers would have been cool, but you know they're not getting that license because
00:17:28
Clutch Commander
Yeah.
00:17:35
Clutch Commander
You can still come out with him later, I mean...
00:17:38
johncat
Uh, the only reason I feel like they got the license for ghost faces, cause the only person that was doing anything with it was dead by daylight. And that was like a couple of years ago.
00:17:49
johncat
like nobody's really doing much with that like like other than the movies, nobody's doing much with that license.
00:17:49
Clutch Commander
Yeah.
00:17:54
johncat
And on the other side, you got like ah Friday the 13th, that license is tied up in litigation like a motherfucker. And you got Michael Myers, who I think now that license is tied up because of the retro soft game, the retro realms.
00:18:11
johncat
So I think it's a licensing thing, but also I'm like, I don't know. I don't know. I'm here for it. I think it's, I think it's a solid choice.
00:18:21
Clutch Commander
Yeah, I like some Halloween, you know pop culture skins Yeah, I don't know that's weird
00:18:27
johncat
Yeah. I mean, nobody bitched when we got the ghost of Tsushima Ronin skin. Like that was, yeah, but I'm here for it. Um,
00:18:40
johncat
on our way out the door.
Strategic Weapon Choices in Events
00:18:42
johncat
Is there anything that you want to go into? Um, is there any way you're preparing yourself for the rest of the event? Are you trying not to get burned out on certain weapons? Are you alternating to achieve your ah challenges or are you just knuckling up being like, well, I need dumb dumb. So I'm just taking these couple of weapons all the time. Or are you like trying to like alternate your shit out?
00:19:07
Clutch Commander
I Changed it up depending on what the hunter abilities are that I get um You know, it just depends on what that hunter gets what traits they have what guns they might come with as opposed to what all take and do with them
00:19:27
johncat
Well, yeah. All right, asked and answered. That was succinct and to the point. but it all On our way out the door, is there anything you want to leave the folks with on our way into Halloween? We will have an episode out before Halloween, so this is not the Halloween special, but.
00:19:53
Clutch Commander
um Well, it's the Halloween season, so make them bleed.
Community Acknowledgements and Podcast Closure
00:19:58
johncat
absolutely uh we'll take this time to thank the original legendary hunters we're talking about the boys at hunt banish extract the boys at five minute tax extract we're talking about rat 329 malcolm anderson the ponytail palm we're talking about uh all the artists over there richards figures uh I'm pretty sure that's, I'm pretty sure that's Richard from hunt back. Uh, nitro nate. We're talking about the taco man. We're talking about manner van Velt. We're talking about OG gamer. We're talking about Mitchell Gertz. We're talking about the boys at the hunt showdown memes and the hunt showdown clips. Uh, the whole community of guys and gals, uh, it's just astounding that we're still doing this stupid show. Um, hope you guys still like it. Get in touch with us on Instagram. Uh,
00:20:50
johncat
Yeah, next week, Halloween special. um Better get ready, Harrison. I've got some shit planned. ah It's gonna be good. I know I'm stammering a lot because I don't want to spoil anything, because Halloween is just the best time of the year. Halloween is just, yo. That's what I'm talking about! That's why he's doing me pain! That's why he's the goat! The goat! And it's one month and it's not long enough.
00:21:20
Clutch Commander
No.
00:21:22
johncat
But next week, Halloween special.
00:21:22
Clutch Commander
I agree.
00:21:24
johncat
We're getting into it. This week, we just did a quick one on the event and quite honestly, it's not long enough. Harrison, say goodbye to the people on the way out the door.
00:21:35
Clutch Commander
Goodbye everybody.
00:21:37
johncat
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm giving it a minute. I hit the gong button, my mistake. Okay. It didn't come in. Ladies and gentlemen, and you live in a three star life.
00:21:48
johncat
I hope you're having a six star week. I will see you next week. Get your candy for kids for trick or treat. Don't settle off for trunk or treat. You're doing the shit at home with the lights on like the Lord intended. This is America. God damn it. We do it on the street. We don't do it in a parking lot of the Methodist church on the corner. Uh, next week, Halloween special be fucking ready. Also on the 27th Sunday,
00:22:19
johncat
Go find the Drunken Bards Twitch channel. They're doing a live hunt banish extract recording. Get on over there, support the fellows, support the hunt content. They've gotten our back plenty of times, and quite honestly, it's a funny ass show.
00:22:31
johncat
ah Yeah, fuck it, hit the outro. We're out of here. Goodnight, Harrison.
00:22:38
Clutch Commander
good night
00:22:38
johncat
Say goodnight. Peace.
00:22:42
johncat
Oh, so now you're not working.
00:22:45
johncat
Okay, well, goodbye.