Introduction and Guests
00:00:32
Speaker
Hey everybody, welcome to another episode of Predeterminate Pro Wrestling Hangout. I'm your host, Garrett Callender, and with me today, Hard Way Heater and the return of my wife, Leah. Hi. Hi. You know which one of us is which. Yeah, you'll never know.
Leah's First Live Wrestling Experience
00:00:51
Speaker
People like lady voice. What?
00:00:56
Speaker
Fax is still doing some recovering and Chris is in the Poconos. Must be fucking nice. Must be nice. Must be fucking nice. Being the Poconos away from your friends. But yeah, it felt right to come on here with Hardway Heater and my wife because Leah over the weekend, Friday night, one, got to see Heater wrestle live for the first time. Two,
00:01:27
Speaker
Got to experience live blood for the first time. I mean, you've seen blood, but not in such a violent way coming near you. Not from tubes. Never from tubes. But also no gussets, right? Yeah, yeah. It was all new. It was fantastic. Quite frankly, it was the time of my life and I am so excited to talk about it.
00:01:54
Speaker
Heder, how many times have you been around blood from violence? A lot, like I would say probably too many to count. So circle six, if you didn't listen last week, came to the Cobra in Nashville this week and they brought the violence, which was very nice of them because not enough violence happens in Nashville.
Circle Six: Bar Fights and Bands
00:02:20
Speaker
And I like when it happens in the Cobra. Yeah.
00:02:25
Speaker
Honestly, a lot farther from our house than the violence normally happens. My favorite thing is just the idea that when, I mean, we'll get into it maybe a little bit more in depth later, but the idea of there were a bunch of wrestlers that were in plain clothes and they were all over that bar. And so to somebody who had no idea what was going on,
00:02:51
Speaker
That's just the most extreme bar fight you've ever seen. Circle Six sits these shows up in kind of a confusing way to an outsider where it is bar fight, banned, bar fight, banned bar fight. And I know when we got in there, Leah was talking to some people
00:03:16
Speaker
that were there for a band. They had no idea that the bar fight portion was happening. Yeah, it was a couple of young men who were like, oh, is there wrestling going on tonight? And I said, yeah, what are you here for? They were here for a rapper or something that they met at a bar. They were wearing white T-shirts. And I was like, man, you guys are in for it.
00:03:42
Speaker
Your night's about to go completely different than you thought it was. Yes. I kind of kept my eye on them all night though and they had a great time. I think anybody could have a fun time at these
Tank and Casanova's Emotional Tribute
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Speaker
shows. I mean the show opened with Casanova Valentine and the bloodbath behemoth tank.
00:04:05
Speaker
And I, man, early on in this match, I mean, Casanova came out with his lady who was shooting sparks from a, what'd you have, like a grinder and a- Did an angle grinder and a small, what's this thing called? Crowbar. Crowbar. I'm glad I could remember angle grinder, but not crowbar.
00:04:30
Speaker
Heater, I think come WrestleMania weekend, your three little guys are all going to be shooting sparks everywhere for you. I'm very much for that. We'll go. We're going to also present angle grinders now.
00:04:45
Speaker
Or if you need one of us with a super soaker, if you need, I don't know, whatever you need. You need, cause there was that little bit when Ramstein tried to go water over fire. And, but that resulted in like the penis coming out and like. Right. Right. Right. Uh, I've watched the family values, uh, 1999 tour DVD. And in 1999, you weren't ready for what you saw. I was not.
00:05:12
Speaker
Leah, the lead singer sodomizes the keyboardist. With his fake penis spraying semen. For an entire song. For all he's singing a song. He's singing a little song. He's singing a little song. He's just singing one of his ditties. Something kind of humiliating happened to me at the start of this match. They asked us to all come closer
00:05:41
Speaker
and they put two folding chairs down, Tank and Casanova set across from each other, and I took a knee. I took a knee really close to both of them. I was like, I'm gonna let the people behind me see, and I'm gonna get close for this fight. And Tank said, give me your drink. And I thought to myself, Tank don't want my white cloth. Tank don't want this. Why'd I take a knee? Tank don't want this.
00:06:10
Speaker
And when I reluctantly handed him my white claw, he looked at it and said, no, and handed it back to me. So I talked to Tank after this. I didn't see this happen. I talked to Tank after this and he said, he said, I got handed a white claw
Tank's White Claw Rejection
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Speaker
and I hate that shit. He was like, so I handed it back to the person.
00:06:36
Speaker
And I said, and I said, yeah, I know you hate White Claw. You've always been very vocal about hating White Claw. Has he tried one? Yeah. So I've actually, when I wrestled Tankit for 423 Chaos in Chattanooga, we were, the bar was handing us drinks during our match, you know, as they do. And they handed two White Claws and Tank
00:07:05
Speaker
cracked it and told the crowd, this is my first time trying white claw. He took a big old swig of it, spit it in my face and said, ew, I hate that shit. He doesn't look like a man who likes a lot of flavors.
00:07:25
Speaker
He's a very easy, he's very monochromatic when it comes to his flavors. White Claw's kind of gross though. I might be with him on this. Sorry. I think he would have said that to any seltzer that came in contact with him. Right, there are better seltzers. It's just the first one we were allowed to have, so we liked it. Right. He doesn't even like Gatorade because it doesn't taste enough like stag. I'm with him again.
00:07:57
Speaker
And Garrett, your listeners don't know what Stag is. He might. What's the three people from Southern Illinois? Anybody from Milwaukee out there? They know what penis cocaine is. They know what Stag is.
00:08:16
Speaker
So yeah, that happened. That was humiliating. He got somebody else's beer. They have, they have a fun match. They're beating the shit out of each other. But then one thing that really stood out. So I guess Casanova's mother passed away. And at the end of the match, tank really put over Casanova and like he had a hard year. Everybody raise your drinks.
00:08:38
Speaker
and Casanova got very emotional in front of all of us after they just had like two giant hairy men just had this fucking knockout fight and he got so emotional and I, Leah said that it was the most tender moment she had ever seen. I will be honest that moment like it did get me. I also teared up a little bit because I was just like
00:09:06
Speaker
I mean, you see these two guys, they're giant, they're bloody, they're covered in beer and like other gross shit. And they're just like sharing this heartfelt moment in a room full of people. And I felt a little for Clint. It was very sweet.
00:09:27
Speaker
I think you'd be surprised the emotions that you get, that you can feel at a bar wrestling show. Yeah. I hope that, um, I hope they cast felt
Unexpected Emotions in Wrestling
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Speaker
held in that moment. I really do. Hey, and I'll say as, as, as, as a deathmatch wrestler, deathmatch wrestlers, sweet voice. Yeah. Real, real angel babies. I, yeah, I think that that's the case. No one.
00:09:57
Speaker
can bring you to tears like a Schlack or an Oran Vite or a... I would love a podcast where Schlack just reviews rom-coms like, today on the show, we watched while you were sleeping. I was really bummed when the guy didn't actually get run over by the train. I looked into a couple episodes of that.
00:10:28
Speaker
every take Slack has is just that it didn't have enough violence. To be honest, while you were sleeping, the most violence of any of the movies, because a man pushes him on those train tracks. And I thought, good, I got to take notes. OK, so hardcore band happens. But then we get to Heater's Match.
00:10:56
Speaker
And for the first time, I got to see your partner, Sean. Sean Campbell. Yes. He said he's 20 years old. Yes. How long has Sean been wrestling? Why? Hold on. Whoa. Why so baby? Let's start there. Why so baby? Yeah, why so baby? I don't know. He's just so wavy. I don't. I don't think that way.
00:11:24
Speaker
And then what was the other question? Yeah. We should get Sean on here to talk about some of this, but, uh, like what, I mean, how long has Sean been doing this? So he's been wrestling since he was 14. Oh my God. Oh shit. Yeah. So he's been doing
Sean Campbell's Commitment
00:11:42
Speaker
it for long. He's been doing it a few years longer than a whole hard way here. That's so wild.
00:11:50
Speaker
How long has he been truly throwing caution to the wind? So if he started at 14, I would say six years. Oh shit. Same amount of years. Yeah. I was so impressed with your partner. Yeah. It was Hardway Heater, Sean Campbell, KOBK versus the Bev, Bobby Beverly and Matthew Justice. And Sean took some bumps in this match.
00:12:21
Speaker
that I would describe as truly sickening. Yeah, he was going crazy. Yeah, yes. I would say yucky. Ew, ew, ew. No, he took this one bump. So there's a stage at the Cobra. See, that's a few couple feet high. It's a few feet, like a three foot stage, maybe.
00:12:46
Speaker
Yes. And I don't remember who threw Sean. All I remember is the sound it made when he went flying and landed back first in the middle of the floor. That is a thud that is going to live with me the rest of my life. And probably Sean.
00:13:08
Speaker
That was a thud, heard round the cobra for sure. Man, Sean, Sean being launched off that stage is maybe like up to that point was going to be the most insane thing that happened all night.
00:13:35
Speaker
It was going to be hard to beat that, to be honest. I was next to your workout buddy, Josh Edley, and I feel like we both shrieked. It felt bad. I had to take a shower and
00:13:53
Speaker
come to terms with what I had paid for. The idea that a human body could make that noise. It was, it was so bad. It was like, and that being like, I say that with all respect because it was in that moment that I was like, I, cause when you look at you guys, like you're a big, you're a big guy, he's a little boy. Yeah. Yes, accurate.
00:14:18
Speaker
And I was like, what's the little boy going to bring to the table? It's like, oh, holy shit. That's what a little boy brings to the table. This is a little boy that is throwing, just putting his fucking body on the line for my entertainment in a way that I didn't ask for, but appreciate. He said, I'm going to get you by being scary.
00:14:44
Speaker
He's like, I'm gonna make you care about me tonight. You're gonna wonder three or four days from now, how's Sean doing? I like that you think that you shrieked. God, when Circle Six finally releases this show. It's gonna be, I'm gonna apologize right now to everyone who buys that DVD or whatever format, because you're gonna hear me screaming a lot. A lot.
00:15:13
Speaker
I actually think I blacked out during this match, not from like booze or drugs, but just from excitement. I think I screamed the entire time. Sean did Sabu, I think justice with a chair and it came very close to Leah. Yes. I got hit with sparks from the angle grinder, chairs, beer, and this is just so far into this evening.
00:15:45
Speaker
Well, he typically at any show, your wife is the loudest person at the show that you can always pick out. And I would say Friday, Leah gave gave Kelly a run for a money. I was just going to say this DVD or VHS platform, however they choose to release this show. Yeah, you'll be able to hear both of our wives.
00:16:11
Speaker
So Leah is, is just a friend of Heater's. Were you mortified at some of the things that were happening? Um, no, it's, it's, I think this is kind of what I expected to see. Like overall, I don't think there was anything that was absolutely shocking to me because I kind of knew, I mean, I know what a death match is. Um,
00:16:37
Speaker
but it is a different experience to actually see it happening with someone you know, I think. Like I knew logically this was what was going to happen, but to physically be there and to see it, I definitely just blacked out from excitement. It was overstimulating.
00:16:56
Speaker
Well, I can say that I have shown up to your guys's house multiple times with the remnants of what had happened. Yes. I've seen the aftermath plenty of times. But seeing those things happen in real time is different. Yeah, it was wild.
00:17:21
Speaker
And I would say you took one of the two biggest head-jolting shots of ultra-violence this weekend, watching the Bev drill a gusset plate into your head and how hard he was hitting, because you could see the way your head moved, that it was being hit in a way that sucks.
00:17:42
Speaker
I would say the same for Jon Moxley is Pentagon drilled those skewers into his head as absolute fucking hard as he could, where you could see his neck, his whole head. It moved his whole body in a way that the both you. Yeah. So I think the fact that you can be on the same level of you as Jon Moxley this weekend is high praise. Yeah. Yeah. I take that. I take that to heart and I and I appreciate that because that's
00:18:12
Speaker
Always what I'm going for is, is that's disgusting. I don't want to look at it. Yeah, it was, it was God tier you. What was the name of the other, the opponent again? Matt Justice and Bobby Beverly. Okay. One of those gentlemen was wearing snakeskin pants and someone in the crowd.
00:18:40
Speaker
said something like, who wears snakeskin anymore? And I just want to say I don't agree with that statement. I feel like that needs to be on the record. I like the snakeskin pants. And if he's listening, hard to prove of the snakeskin. Keep it up. Matt Justice, you've got the Leah seal of approval on the pants. You've got the fashion seal of approval.
00:19:06
Speaker
And what are we at now? Three seconds since you said that? If he is listening, he has already forgotten. I'll remind him again if I ever see him. I helped him with that with the chair shot to the head that I gave him. Yeah, you got to help Matt Justice do one of his signature moves. And that's pretty fucking cool. I'm out here just trying to help Matt Justice forget how to tie his shoes.
00:19:40
Speaker
It's like there's a couple signature moves I'd like to be a part of. I'd love to take a DDT from Jake the Snake Roberts and I'd love to fucking brain-mat justice. Five moves of doom don't have to hurt the other person. Sometimes it's three moves and one that fucks you.
00:20:08
Speaker
So what would you say were the highlights of your match? The strike exchange at the beginning, I really, really, really was happy with getting to kind of choke Matt and Bobby Beverly that we're just as tough as you are. We're tough boys too.
00:20:31
Speaker
And, um, listen, I like as if from the mats, Matt, just a school of thought, getting the gusset plates to the front of the head into the back of the head is like slowly but surely becoming a thing that happens to me often. So I'm just going to let that be a thing that happens to me often. Uh, Sean jumping off every damn fucking surface in the bar. Mm hmm.
00:21:01
Speaker
There were times that man landed at my feet and I wasn't focused on what he was doing that he just kept coming out of nowhere. I was too close to the action. I will tell you the low light of the match for me is when Matt Justice picked that rug up and put it over the top of me.
00:21:26
Speaker
I don't know the last time that rug was vacuumed. Never. You're right. I've been waiting for us to talk about the rug. And if no one was going to bring it up, I was going to bring it up because in this DVD, you're going to hear me screaming, no! No!
00:21:46
Speaker
So Heater gets thrown up onto the stage.
Heater's Dusty Rug Incident
00:21:50
Speaker
He's laid out up there. Eventually Matt Justice comes up and picks the rug that the band stand on, flip it over onto him. You thought like spooky dust was gross. When that fucking thing flipped over, the fucking fog of the remnants of...
00:22:13
Speaker
The remnants of whatever has been on every punk band in Nashville's shoes from the last 20 years at the Cobra just went all into his face. And honestly, Heater probably got immunity to a lot of things that night. That was like rub a little dirt on it. Yeah. Yeah. I will tell you that underneath that rug, I was not a very happy person.
00:22:39
Speaker
the best thing, because I was standing next to Headley for the first two matches, and a man who is a, I'll say it, I'll say it, country music superstar, Josh Headley. He's been on a lot of those stages, and just hearing him quietly go, ew. The violence that's already happened to you, you're covered in beer, you've been rolling around on the floor in blood. Sean Campbell's clothes were a different color than when he entered that room.
00:23:09
Speaker
Yeah. But the rug is what got everybody. Yeah. I feel like you need to go get some vaccines. Leah, do you want me to make a doctor's appointment? Will that make you feel better? I do. I do. I think you need at least like measles mumps rubella mixed with like, I don't even know what else, some hepatitis shots. Y'all got that rubella shot? You got that rubella? They're like, man, that's reserved for one-year-olds.
00:23:38
Speaker
I need a booster. You need a fucking booster. You need a booster of everything. I need to make you a syringe cocktail, just to shoot that shit in. I'm going to be down for like a week. Bleach maybe? Maybe like a little Trump bleach? Yeah, just a little, little, little, little dabble to your Trump bleach. Woof. God, that fucking rug.
00:24:03
Speaker
So a couple times in that, Matt Justice intended to hit you with beer, and I'm 90% sure that more of it got on me both times because I was right behind you as that was happening. Yeah, you're welcome. Absorb that for the boys.
00:24:22
Speaker
How hard is it? Because when you're in a ring, there's a little more traction. There was so much fucking beer on that floor. I was worried. Like it's weird when in a death match, you're worried about the boys slipping. How how much does that factor in to the way you're fighting? Well, you don't want them to get hurt. Nobody. Listen, I don't want anybody to sprain an ankle. Oh, I know.
00:24:50
Speaker
That's not fun. Yeah, that's boring. Gotta use crutches hurt and nobody really knows how to use crutches. Let's just be honest about this. Nobody really knows how to use them. I will say that after we after we cheers and then they quite literally punches in the face with beer cans. That floor became an ice rink.
00:25:18
Speaker
And there was a moment where they were slamming my head into the barrel, and I was going back with it, and I felt my feet going out from underneath me. And luckily, Beth had a hold of me, because if he didn't have a hold of me, I was going just straight back, but instead I went forward.
00:25:47
Speaker
Well, thank God for Bobby Beverly for smashing your head one more time rather than... Hey, you know what, Bob? You know what, Bob? I really appreciate it. That was... Honestly, I think one... It's hard to say, but I really think that you guys may have had the biggest reaction.
00:26:10
Speaker
of any of the wrestlers we saw this weekend. I mean, KOBK was chanted so loud throughout that match. Like, Bobby Beverly and Matt Justice are like two very big names on the NDs right now. And the fact that that room was filled with your name had to have felt pretty fucking bad. It really, really did. Like, it was one of those moments where it's like,
00:26:37
Speaker
Like I, like you just said, they're, they're independent legends. Like those guys are everywhere. Look at the, I mean, look at the years, look at the years, plural, that both those guys have had. And for me and Sean Campbell to come out in that round and that crowd to get as loud as it did. I mean, there's, I mean, there's nothing I can do. I haven't done all the drugs, but my assumption is, is none of the drugs compared to the way that made me feel.
00:27:05
Speaker
like for Nashville to kind of be behind us in that way. I mean, Circle Six turned out a big crowd for that show. That room was full. Yeah, yes. I really enjoyed the chanting. I could go for some more chanting.
00:27:21
Speaker
You need to go to more wrestling shows because there's all sorts of standing wrestling shows. That's true. I left that place with no voice. Yeah, that was I don't know. That one just it felt different. It felt special. And I'd like to think that circle six took notice at the reaction you guys got that night. So I fingers crossed.
00:27:48
Speaker
Yeah, that was that was that really was something special. Like it felt like we we saw a very cool moment in the the history of KOBK that night. And with and with Mohs on the highlight and then and then with Mohs on stage announcing us, which is I mean, you know, another guy in our group getting to announce us at Circle Six. I mean, that's just it was very cool.
00:28:16
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. You had Jesse and Mo's on stage kind of doing a back and forth. And it was funny because like, it was just, I'm trying to remember how that show started, but it was just Jesse and Mo's going back and forth and like, you have 15 minutes until it starts. So if you need to take a piss or a shit or like they were
00:28:44
Speaker
It felt like a very punk rock version of like, the lights are about to go down in the theater. Yeah, the finish up all the rest of the things on your itinerary. The way he described the bathroom activities was really funny to me that night. I wish I could remember verbatim, but I had the energy of being like,
00:29:13
Speaker
Go make your pee-pee poo-poos. He's like, go have yourself a shit, a piss, or a jizz. Get back here and get. Oh my god. Was that Jesse that said that? It was Jesse, yeah. It felt like they were more demonic versions of Statler and Waldorf up on stage. Totally, yeah.
00:29:43
Speaker
I feel like we should also maybe mention the atmosphere of the Cobra that night. Because when we got all those beers sprayed all over us in the crowd, it actually felt really nice. Because it was so fucking hot and muggy in that room. It was insane. Like the beer was welcome. I was hoping for more.
00:30:06
Speaker
If you looked at a thermometer that night, it would have said indie wrestling show. That was the exact temperature it's supposed to be when you were watching independent professional wrestling. It was like 100 degrees, 100% humidity. It was hell in there. And just like any good indie wrestling show, just as fucking hot outside as it was inside. Yes. There is nowhere for reprieve. Somehow hotter outside.
00:30:36
Speaker
You want to feel nice, you buy a beer. That's why they do it. That's how they get you. So this was the craziest shit to me. So after you guys match, we go out and we're
00:30:54
Speaker
Honestly, we're just trying to escape the heat for a minute.
AJ Gray and Hoodfoot's Bar Entrance
00:30:57
Speaker
So we were, we missed the next hardcore band. And while we were standing out there, like we hear like, okay, I think the music's about done. So we go back in and we're like, let's start to head towards the door. Right as we start to head towards the main door, the door explodes open.
00:31:15
Speaker
and a very bloody AJ Gray and hood foot come running into the main bar where we are. And this felt like the most authentic moment of any bar wrestling. Because it was like, what's behind door number one? Maybe your fucking demise.
00:31:40
Speaker
these two storm through the Cobra and we're like, well, I guess we're following go out to the patio where AJ throws, I believe he threw a hood foot down the stairs. Like honestly, a lot of this part was a blur.
00:31:56
Speaker
And AJ's like, back the fuck up. So Leah and I scoot to the side. AJ gets a little run and does a front flip down the patio stairs of the Cobra, which is not a short distance. Not at all. It's like 10 steps. It's too many steps. Yeah, way too many. And if he hadn't landed on hood foot.
00:32:20
Speaker
Because I was into a pile of gravel. Yes. Yes. Landed on Hoodfoot who landed on gravel. Yeah. Yeah. Not cute, soft edged, fancy gravel. We're talking jagged ass limestone shit. Cheap driveway. I'm going to leave a Yelp review for the Cobra and tell them to get their jagged ass cheap gravel out of here.
00:32:51
Speaker
You give me some stuffed land rocks. I want river stones. So, Heater, did you see any of this match or were you still backstage recovery at this point? I believe I was cleaning up. Oh my God.
00:33:12
Speaker
Jesus Christ. I saw them, I saw them storm. So I had walked out, I had walked out because Brett Eisen was also there, but he was setting out at a table and I was out there talking to him. And the next thing I saw was, again, like you saw, but I saw it from a further distance away, which was,
00:33:41
Speaker
ideal for me was a bloody AJ storm through a door and then a bloody hood foot then storm through the door and I went Where the fuck are they going?
00:33:55
Speaker
And apparently to the back is where they were going. Where they went, there were just regular bar patrons that had no fucking idea of the violence that was happening in the side room of this bar. Yeah, because there's people taken. I was going to say, because to them there was bands happening. Right. There was a totally separate event happening in the bar. Yeah, right.
00:34:24
Speaker
That's true. There was like country music or something happening on the, one of the bar sides and the other side, they probably just thought, oh, there's some hardcore band playing because that's what I can hear through the wall. Right. They just came here to hear wagon wheel and drink a course light. And they see these, this bloody man get thrown down the steps and are like, what the fuck?
00:34:51
Speaker
immediately followed by another enormous man doing a front flip down 10 flights a stair or 10 steps. And we hurried down near them and they, okay, I'm curious to see if circle six is allowed back at the Cobra. Cause what are there three picnic tables back there? Yes, maybe four. Well, today there's,
00:35:20
Speaker
Well, today there's one or two picnic tables left. Because you know what happens when Hoodfoot does like, the move didn't even happen off, like it wasn't like somebody got slammed onto it. It was basically Hoodfoot falling to his butt on it, table ruined. Perfectly good picnic table is in a dumpster somewhere. Table broken. It was once a perfect, yeah. Hoodfoot
00:35:49
Speaker
did a couple really sickening spots to AJ. There was a moment where there is just a solid steel bar stool, hood foot suplex, did like a back suplex to AJ on top of this fucking bar stool. It was disgusting. And another one like suplexed him into like the bench part of the picnic table. They just, they were using them in such awkward, disgusting ways. It was,
00:36:18
Speaker
It was stuff that looked like Sean Campbell would've loved it. Right, right, right, right. You know how there's the Muda scale? There's the Sean Campbell scale now. Sean would've loved it. Just a scale of one dick. Yeah. And there were a couple high icks. High icks in that backyard. And then on top of those jagged, cheap rocks,
00:36:50
Speaker
broke ass rocks. But then, one of my favorite parts of the night, Leah got to experience light tubes live for the first time. And so many of them. What? What happened? Yeah, what happened when you saw your first light tube break? It hit me in the face.
00:37:17
Speaker
I got directly in the line of fire. Because where were you standing? Directly in the line of fire. The trajectory of the broken tube. Why were you standing there? To get a good view. I watch her walk directly behind AJ Gray.
00:37:34
Speaker
And I'm thinking, she's too far away, I can't save her, and I'm not getting between them. So I was like, she's gonna learn. She's gonna learn that behind the guy who's getting hit with glass isn't the place to stand. Yeah. It's a lesson you only really need to learn once. Thankfully, I was not sliced or diced. But yeah, I got hit in the face with a little glass, and then I just stood back a little ways and covered my face for the rest of the match.
00:38:06
Speaker
We're going to get one of those, uh, uh, those protective shields. One of those, I got one of those like fencing masks. There has to be hundreds of those old COVID visors around somewhere. Yeah, that's exactly what I need. Okay. Lea describe in your words, how this match ended and what happened after.
Concern for Hoodfoot Aftermatch
00:38:38
Speaker
they hit each other with like 20 light tubes. I don't think that's an exaggeration. Maybe more. AJ was, was yelling for someone to bring him the box of tubes. Someone brought it out. They just, they just smashed them on each other's heads. Just one after the other. Smash, smash, smash. Group of them bound together. Smash those. Um,
00:39:04
Speaker
There was blood everywhere, there was glass everywhere, all in the cheap-ass gravel. And... Still there, probably. It will be there until the end of time. That glass is never coming out, unless they scoop that gravel out. But, like, I just remember everyone sort of filing out after it was over, and Hoodfoot just, like, practically did.
00:39:34
Speaker
He's just sitting there almost dead. It was really crazy. If he weren't so icky and sharp, you would have wanted to give him a hug. He was so icky and sharp. Oh my God. I did think... It feels weird to just leave somebody who's bleeding outside. It goes against your human instincts. But why did we go inside? Because...
00:40:08
Speaker
The match is over, AJ won. He said, come on in everybody. I gotta sing my little victory song.
AJ Gray Sings 'Break Stuff'
00:40:17
Speaker
We all run into the bar. Paraphrasing, of course. Nope, that's verbatim. He said, I gotta sing my little song. Come on, I gotta sing my little victory song. We all ran inside and he's up on stage singing break stuff. Covered in blood. Covered in blood again. It was an amazing visual.
00:40:38
Speaker
Like there's a trail of blood leading back into the cobra. So if Hoodfoot would have won, would he have got to sing a little song? Yes, but he would have picked a different one. He would have sang like Carly Simon, you're so vain. Hoodfoot big Carly Simon guy. Right, right, right.
00:41:02
Speaker
Actually, for a fact, I know that if he had his choice, he would have sang Tracy Chapman's fast car. Holy shit, I wish he'd won. One of Michael Scott's favorite Bruce Springsteen songs. So we're inside, he's singing his song. And just like it's one of the most
00:41:23
Speaker
I think that I'll never forget this moment because like I'm kind of standing towards the back watching him covered in blood singing the song. There's like some guys trying to do a little pit action. I look over Cass's cool, cool friend, cool lady friend is just sitting on the bar making sparks. Just shooting sparks in the sky.
00:41:53
Speaker
It felt like a fever dream. It was absolutely psycho and I loved it. I'm so happy. So you would go back? I would go without you.
00:42:17
Speaker
That is maybe the highest praise Leah could give a professional wrestling show. I will leave you at home with our baby. And I will go watch the wrestling. Garrett, that means you have to be more diligent about seeing shows be announced before Leah at the Cobra. Yeah. I'm on the Cobra's mailing list now, so good luck. My notifications are on.
00:42:50
Speaker
But yeah, I'd say overall, that was an absolute goddamn blast. Thank you, Circle Six, for coming to Nashville. Thank you, Hard Way Heater, for bleeding for our pleasure. And thank you to Sean Campbell for maybe the grossest thing I saw this weekend. Well, you're welcome. It's a tie between that thud and your rug. Yeah, yeah. Nope. Rug wins.
00:43:19
Speaker
I always knew, I knew that I loved Bloodsport, but now it really just, it's been confirmed. Good, good. After this match, you had another match the next night, right? Yes, correct. I wrestled at TWE, me and Sean Campbell, who was walking a little funny because apparently his hip hurt or something.
00:43:47
Speaker
Um, I had a match, uh, at 10 years strong. So TWE is a place that I think I've mentioned it on the podcast before. It's kind of my, it's kind of a home promotion for me. Um, I wrestled there almost every single show. Um, it was their 10 year show. Um, so they've been putting for 10 years and this was a show called 10 years strong and we got to wrestle, um,
00:44:12
Speaker
a man named Jamison Shook and his part, his tag team partner, Totally Finesse. And Totally Finesse is a person that I helped train to wrestle. Now I was a junior trainer. I wouldn't, I wouldn't say that I was his trainer. I would just say that I helped. Like I was there his first, I was there his first day through him finishing wrestling school.
00:44:39
Speaker
What would you say he did to you that you regretted teaching him? He hit me with a falcon arrow. I regret teaching him a falcon arrow. He also smacked the shit out of me. I also regret having a conversation with him about strikes.
00:45:08
Speaker
I assume you're going to ask if we're still tag team champions? We are. We are six months into our reign. A reign of terror, maybe. I mean, depending on if you're standing on the other side of the ring, it's a reign of terror. Totally.
00:45:29
Speaker
Um, but yeah, do you have any match it? Do you have any, uh, more title defenses coming up soon? So, um, there's another show, September 9th. I would assume that, uh, that your tag team champion, your TWE tag team champions, KOBK will be there to defend those belts against two in Chattanooga, Tennessee at, uh, at, uh, at, um, the TWE arena.
00:45:57
Speaker
Very cool. Which all those shows go up on IWTV, right? And actually, I think that at least for a little bit, most of the shows are also going to be live streamed on IWTV. Oh, cool. So, honestly, sometimes the easier way to watch because other times you have to wait a little bit after it live streams.
00:46:21
Speaker
Well, before we let, um, cause I feel like Heater and I are going to probably talk a little bit about all in, but, uh, and I know Leah just wants to get the hell out of here, but I think we do have to talk a little bit about our son's, uh, first birthday party and some of the things that happened at it. Yeah. Let's talk about it. Mention it all.
00:46:48
Speaker
um well heater came over and we watched a wrestling pay-per-view during the birthday party and because we're watching a wrestling pay-per-view in the room that the party's happening it kind of means that everybody's watching the pay-per-view yes and all of the grandparents it happened the family members all the grand they knew what they're in for that your parents have actually your parents had seen garrett bleed or seen heater bleed uh because i
00:47:18
Speaker
I know for a fact they saw you on at least an ICW show at some point. They were here while I was watching that. They've seen death match. No one related to us was surprised. That is true. Fair, yes. But there were some neighbors from down the street that we had been trying to be friends with. And we don't know them super well. We've only really talked a handful of times. We don't know them at all.
00:47:48
Speaker
Yeah, that's another way of putting it. We've met them on the street and I want to have a mom friend, another mom friend very close to me. So I had a lot riding on this.
Wrestling at Garrett's Son's Party
00:48:01
Speaker
How do you think it went? I think you ruined it. I think she'll never talk to me again. Well, at one point I see two people coming down our basement steps.
00:48:16
Speaker
And also child legs. And I'm like, who could this be?
00:48:21
Speaker
It's the neighbors. And as I see their faces and turn to look at the TV, John Moxley is stabbing Orange Cassidy in the face with a fork. Blood is spurting out of his face. And then I turned back and see a two year old. And these people I don't know is blood spraying out. And I just have to be like, it's happening at Wembley. You know, that's a place people know.
00:48:49
Speaker
That makes it like a classier event. Totally makes it classy. Yeah. Um, I immediately, like I had to have looked mortified. I looked as scared as they did, but for different reasons. You were sitting kind of in front, like not in front of me, but like to the side and kind of in front. Cause I was in the rocking chair.
00:49:12
Speaker
and I will never forget the face you made when you recognized who was walking down those stairs and you did the, you looked at them and then you looked at the TV, you didn't do, you didn't put your hands up like you weren't guilty of anything, but that was the energy you gave in that look of like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:49:39
Speaker
What would you have preferred, Leah, that I turn off the stadium stampede? That's like what we're here for. Yeah, that was actually the reason for the whole day. That was why I got all those party platters from Costco. One of our friends said, what were they expecting? It's a one-year-old's birthday party. Of course there's going to be a little blood.
00:50:06
Speaker
God, I'm gonna have to text her. I'm gonna have to text my possible new mom friend. What are you gonna text her that we're getting divorced? Yeah, I'm gonna say sorry. And that you need to... He's gone. I've made room for you. It's safe now. I already gave you the perfect out on this. Just say this is what your TV does on Sundays. You don't have control over that.
00:50:34
Speaker
Like it's possessed or something. I don't know. It's the Sabbath. Yeah. Sabbath, bloody Sabbath. Yeah. You know, it's really not a big deal. I'll just wait until another young family can afford to buy a house in Nashville near us. Shouldn't take very long. It's not like the housing market here is out of control or anything. Right. Maybe someone will inherit a house. There we go.
00:51:03
Speaker
Who's your oldest neighbor? There's a lot of them. Whose lawn is getting the shakiest? Shit. All right. Well, Leah.
00:51:26
Speaker
Would you like to go? You're free to head out if you need. Yeah, those old seasons of Vanderpump Rules aren't going to watch themselves. And I promise you, everything you saw at the Cobra was more touching than what you'll watch on there. Oh, easily. Those people are horrible. OK, well, I love you both. I'll talk to you later.
00:51:52
Speaker
Bye. Thanks for coming. Bye. So yeah, do you want to go over the all-in card a little bit before we call it a night? Yeah, sure.
Praise for All In Event Storytelling
00:52:09
Speaker
I mean, overall, I thought this was...
00:52:13
Speaker
probably one of the more solid top to bottom AEW shows in a little bit. I feel like we haven't had a bad show necessarily, but not necessarily like a whole show of things that I enjoyed and wanted to see. And I didn't think anything was really, really a letdown or a low point on this show. No, everything kind of felt, it kind of felt like it had,
00:52:42
Speaker
How can I put it? Every match that happened was in the correct place on the card for like, I would almost say like to a certain extent my excitement level about it. Like, and everything delivered exactly what I wanted it to deliver. Like there was nothing that, that I didn't feel shocked by anything either, which is kind of,
00:53:14
Speaker
Yeah. Um, I don't know. There was some moments though that I guess I was surprised by the way things happen. Right. Like, I don't know. Like if it comes down to like, um, let's say like Takeshita beating Kenny with a roll up. Right. That's fair. Something like, something like that. Yeah. Um,
00:53:39
Speaker
or just the story of the main event? Yeah, the story. I mean, that that was my like, I've so it's been what a couple days since that's happened. That was far and away. One of my favorite like storytelling matches.
00:54:01
Speaker
that I've ever seen, I think. Just because it felt like, well, it just felt like they worked so much into that match. It was a work great match. It was a physical match. There was comedy in it. I felt like they forwarded their friendship story in it. It was just like they didn't,
00:54:29
Speaker
they hit every single note that they needed to hit and but they hit it the best way they could and in the perfect spot i really enjoyed that match was so much fun like it was the it was like it i remember when we were sitting there watching it like i remember the room kind of going quiet you know what i mean like it was and like
00:54:53
Speaker
And like, that's kind of, and there was some very much not wrestling fans in that room. And they were tuned in. The majority. Yeah, yeah. And they were tuned in.
00:55:07
Speaker
It really was one of those, yeah, I think you put that perfectly, which is, I don't know, everybody at a certain point kind of shut the fuck up and fell into the story. And I don't know when pro wrestling can get you to do that.
00:55:24
Speaker
And these days that seems a little, it's kind of rare that there's like that much going on that is paying off certain things. And I really think that a face, obviously I haven't seen dynamite tonight, so I have no idea.
00:55:41
Speaker
Anything could have changed since then, but an almost face turn from MJF where you see him put the dynamite diamond ring and I never thought I would be able to care about MJF as a baby face or see him make a good guy decision. Yeah. And that was.
00:56:00
Speaker
I don't know. There was something like really touching in that moment that he wanted to win it clean. Yeah. And that, and that was, and like, even like the way I would describe it is, is the, even the amount of time from like taking the ring out of his trunks, putting it on, and then the, like the half cocked back.
00:56:22
Speaker
And then like even in his facial expression of like pulling the ring back off and tossing it back in. Like, I mean, it was just, it was so well executed. Like I, I, I don't have enough nice things to say about that match because it, it really was a super fun, like, I'm glad that it was the main event.
00:56:46
Speaker
Um, like it, it felt like the main, because there were, arguably there were other things on the card that could have main evented. Um, especially, you know, like one of my thought processes before, before we found out that was the main event was is I thought that they might finish with a six man because they finished the original all in with a six man. And so I was like, okay, I can, I could see that being a thing that they do. Um.
00:57:16
Speaker
But they went with, they went with the title on last and they went with, I think they picked the right, I think they picked the right match for the main event. Um, because, and I'm looking through it cage match and they actually got the most time of anything on this car too. I mean, almost went a half hour was 27 and a half minutes. It, I mean, it, even, even with like that dusty finish in the middle, like.
00:57:44
Speaker
Like where they, you know, the double clothesline, double pen, like, like, again, I think that you had to have, I'm going to sing the praises of this match again. Um, I think you needed to give that crowd that little bit of a break because, you know, they had just seen comedy and work great and all of it. And then it was like, okay, let's.
00:58:10
Speaker
Let's bring it back down for a second and then let MJF say the F word. And bring that crowd directly back up. As soon as fuck came out of his mouth, that crowd got so loud. It's, it's really cool too that we, on this enormous show,
00:58:35
Speaker
MJF bookended the whole thing. He got to open the entire show and then like five hours later go on as the main event. And I mean, I will say this, both matches were great. I don't know if you went back and rewatched the-
00:58:55
Speaker
So that match towards the end of it, because, you know, like when we were at dynamite here in Nashville, we saw the first time that he said he wanted to defeat them with a kangaroo. Right.
00:59:08
Speaker
He started hopping around the ring like a kangaroo with his arms up and then did this double drop kick where one foot hit each of their chest. He landed on his back and then kipped up with no hands and the entire fucking stadium
00:59:25
Speaker
jumped out of their seats when he kangaroo kicked. That was the most babyface that like, I mean, there was this babyface was doing a comedy spot five hours before. Yeah, it was. Yeah, I can't say enough good about just those two and
00:59:49
Speaker
everything that happened with that. I mean, I'm excited to check out dynamite so that I can see where that story goes between them. The stadium stampede match was super, super fun. Chaos.
01:00:05
Speaker
pure chaos, so much fucking Orange Cassidy did the Taipei deathmatch thing. That's not on the bingo card for 2023. For me, it was just the idea of of Orange Cassidy doing any deathmatch type thing. Was it was it was so such a foregone conclusion that was never going to happen that like
01:00:34
Speaker
I thought that, I thought, oh, he's going to like, not, not that I know, but I just assumed that he was just going to, he was going to wrestle as the, the, the wrestler guy in the match and not at all. Like, like he was good. Like when you were, when you were neighbors that are now going to quietly have conversations about you when, when, when you guys see each other, the mailbox, he got stabbed in the head with a fork.
01:01:01
Speaker
And then later on, dipped his fists in glass.
01:01:15
Speaker
Sorry, I'm trying to look right now because dynamite has already happened. I would assume that we're probably getting Jon Moxley versus Orange Cassidy for this title on Sunday. I don't want to ruin anything. I have watched dynamite. Okay, so yes, Orange beat Penta. So it'll be Jon and Orange.
01:01:43
Speaker
Do we have a match stipulation or anything? Like are these two going to fight like a death match or something? I think that they're, I think from everything I saw, it's still a regular match, but we still have rampage and collision to go. So who knows? They could add something. You're right. It.
01:02:02
Speaker
It does feel weird with a one week build to a pay-per-view. Right. It seems like there's a lot of multi-man. I saw FTR and the Bucks are combining forces to take on the Bang Bang gang. Yeah. Yes, they are. We also get to Keshta and Omega Singles. Love it. Yeah, it should be fantastic. We get what Darby Allen,
01:02:32
Speaker
versus Luchasaurus. I mean, expect Christian Cage shenanigans. Looks like we get Claudio and Yuta versus Eddie Kingston and Shabbatah. Oh, man. Everybody has a title, but Wheeler Yuta.
01:03:02
Speaker
Uh, it makes sense. Yeah. Uh, yeah. Um, yeah, I don't know. This is, I'm trying to like, I'm looking through here. So the fatal four way between the women got the least amount of time, but honestly, they got some pretty killer spots in there too. Yeah. Like Tony, I mean, Tony storm through ass. You got, you gotta, you gotta pop 81,000 people with the, the.
01:03:27
Speaker
The hip check or whatever, whatever we're calling it by throwing it. I also, um, let me just say out loud, I'm really a big fan of Tony storm's like character development. She's like, uh, like a, like a 1920s, 1950s house. Like she's got like this housewife vibe to her of like, she's just becleft about everything. And I very much am enjoying this character. It's it's.
01:03:55
Speaker
hilarious in backstage interviews. And then she gets to just go out there and wrestle like Toni Storm can. So yeah, I'm A plus work. That's really the best with some of those characters when they don't have to change their style much, if at all, but can be the fun character and go into the what we like them for in Ring. Right. Absolutely.
01:04:23
Speaker
God, she took a curb stomp too. Yeah. That curb stomp, who was holding her? I want to say maybe Paige had her all wrapped up and then break her back. Yeah, because she had her hooked in the, what did she call her submission? It's almost like she's hog tied, essentially, the way her arms and legs are back, yeah. And then, yeah, took that nasty curb stomp.
01:04:53
Speaker
I got to do some sort of elevated curb stop. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Again, one of those other times that the whole room kind of got quiet because they saw, we all thought we saw a murder.
01:05:09
Speaker
Even like, even Will Ospreay showed, I had to go back and rewatch the Ospreay when I'm kind of missed it live. Fuck, there was some stuff in there I didn't know Jericho could do. Yeah. Yeah. But like it's, yeah. It was, that match was, that match was, that match was fun. Like I knew that match was going to be fun going in because this isn't a slight Jericho in any way, shape or form, but Jericho is in,
Chris Jericho's Fozzy Performance
01:05:57
Speaker
the greatest hits part of
01:06:02
Speaker
be a part of a Fozzie concert. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, if he was ever going to play it live somewhere, just as well have been at that show. Yeah, right.
01:06:18
Speaker
You're not wrong, though. You're not wrong. But from what I hear, he's bigger in Europe. You and I, I do like that when you and I were watching it, the volume was up. I believe that you intentionally turned the volume up so that we could hear the Fauzi concert. And we found out very quickly that Christopher Jericho had zero monitors.
01:06:49
Speaker
Yeah. He also wasn't singing his best either. He was nervous, man. It's different to wrestle in front of 81,000 than there's the thing in front of him.
01:07:07
Speaker
I don't know, overall, I thought this was kind of a top tier pay-per-view. Once again, I feel like they do this sometimes on very little notice, the matches that we got, but they made everything work. Yeah. I would also say, I mean, in all, to kind of like to do a pay-per-view back to back in this way, all out doesn't look like, it doesn't look like a B show.
01:07:38
Speaker
from a standpoint of who's on it. Do you know what I mean? Like, it doesn't feel, it doesn't feel awful. It feels like it's gonna be like a, it feels like a more work rate pay-per-view. It feels like it's a lot of the work rate guys are gonna be on that show.
01:07:56
Speaker
Like they're, yeah, they're not, cause they aren't running on story for this one. So it's going to kind of have to be like, all right, let's give these people some, I mean, if the bucks are there and want to do it, it's like, let's give these people some PWG bangers. You're going to have to give people time, let them go and give me, give me what? Give me Bola night too.
01:08:20
Speaker
Like it plays, you know what I'm saying? Like that, I would love if that's what, what all out kind of becomes is like bola night too of like, all right, everybody have their big storyline matches a week ago. Now it's time to just go out there and have Chuckie T throw fake grenades. Like that would, that would be fantastic.
01:08:45
Speaker
that's right we oh my god absolutely bring the slow mo match to AEW really really piss a lot of people off
01:08:58
Speaker
I would love it. I do hope we get a couple more singles matches. We only had two on this last pay-per-view, and obviously the Kenny match is gonna be a banger for this one, but right now I believe that's our only singles match, and I have to assume that MJF isn't defending a title on this show, but neither is CM Punk, maybe, so.
01:09:26
Speaker
It kind of seems like CM Punk's not going to be defending a title for a while. Yeah. I don't know what he wants to be doing. Well, you and I talked on Sunday. And one of the things that I thought that you and I kind of came to the consensus on was, oh, well, having all out in Chicago with all in the week before you get to have CM Punk main event, a pay-per-view,
01:09:55
Speaker
as the real world's champion. That might have been the plan at one point. I don't necessarily think that that's the plan going forward. Maybe now it's him versus Jack Perry in a lights out match.
01:10:19
Speaker
In his dressing room, his dogs, they are no rules. Yeah, it's him versus the entire locker room minus FTR. In a you want to fucking fight me match. It's a lumberjack match, but the only lumberjack is a steal.
01:10:44
Speaker
Where he's just, he's just biting everybody who's coming out of the ring. Oh shit. Yeah. I'm excited for Sunday. I like a, I like a Sunday, a big Sunday pay-per-view I'm in. Yeah. I mean, yeah. And Hey, it'll be, it'll be at a regular pay-per-view time this time. I mean, I kind of liked it being at noon. Well, my,
01:11:12
Speaker
My only issue with the noon pay-per-view is, well, I guess I'm not going to have the same problem. It was awfully hard to wake up on Sunday after Friday and Saturday this last weekend.
01:11:30
Speaker
You had a big weekend. Yeah. You and Ozzy both. Yeah, right. Oh, before, I mean, like just the last thing I would like to say about All In is I did get to meet my new best friend.
Wrestling Bonding Over Sting's Moves
01:11:47
Speaker
We both know him. We both love him. Your dad. I will say my dad really liked you.
01:12:02
Speaker
as my dad really liked you. You know, the best friends tend to feel that way about each other. What'd you guys talk about? Just about a lot about age and if things are okay and not okay to do in wrestling. Okay. Like based off age. Like there was a moment when Sting
01:12:33
Speaker
jumped on a table that didn't break because much like Matt just... This fucking, by the way, I didn't tell you this, I'm a fucking hernia right now and this laughing hurts. Like, I was gonna say much like Matt Justice, we gotta get a response in. Um, um,
01:13:02
Speaker
Um, your dad asked how old Sting was. And Kelly being the Google, the Google monster that she is immediately Googled Sting's age, which we found out to be what? 54, 50, 52. Why is my brain saying 64? But yeah, I think you're right. I just heard from the other room.
01:13:28
Speaker
um um that he's 64 years old and your father watched him jump into this table and and he goes why is a 64 year old man doing that?
01:13:42
Speaker
And I said, I don't truly know. And I turned around and I said, and you were dealing with your son who had turned one year old that day, on Sunday, had turned one year old. And I felt the need to turn around and you go, Sting jumped into another table and it didn't break.
01:14:11
Speaker
That's my favorite sting spot now. Yeah, it used to be the stinger death drop or this. Hell, even some people love the stinger splash or I'm pointing a bat at something. Nope. When I see that table come out and see him climb up somewhere, I know. I'm about to get some smiles. Yeah, he's doing it for you.
01:14:39
Speaker
That joker sting sure makes me smile. He looks at me every time and says, let's put a smile on that face. And then he breaks his own ribs. Or bites so hard on his tongue. He is one or two years away from accidentally driving his truck through an auto zone.
01:15:08
Speaker
as he thinks he's in reverse. Like I was, that was, oh, that was what your dad and I talked about. We talked about after that happened, he said, he said, what do you think his recovery time is like? And I said, well, Sting doesn't wrestle every week.
01:15:30
Speaker
I said that's because sting has these matches where he does these very these very silly things for a 64 year old man to do. I said and then he's and then he walks to the back and I said and there are four rooms back in that back in that in the backstage area that are just dedicated to sting going to every single doctor.
01:15:52
Speaker
He has to fly, I guarantee singing is flying his doctors in to every show he wrestles at so he can just get a checkup from all four of his doctors. I think he would lose it if he saw Ricky Morton or action Mike Jackson.
01:16:18
Speaker
Especially Action Mike Jackson, because when you look at Action Mike Jackson, you go, whoa, no, man, that should be wrestling. And then Action Mike Jackson will walk around the entire ring on the ropes and you go, that just, how is that man doing that? Him and Commander do the same spot, essentially.
01:16:47
Speaker
I would love to see Ricky Morton versus Will Ospreay. I think it would be amazing. I think that's who should retire him. I think that is that should be Ricky Morton's last match. Fly him over to Rev Pro. Let him finish her out over there. Ricky do his come on with all the tassels.
01:17:13
Speaker
Well, that's what I'm going to wish to the wrestling gods and hope that it gets announced in the next week. But, uh, thanks for coming on again, man. It's good. Uh, it's good having you. Absolutely. Thank you for inviting me on. All right, everybody. Thanks for listening this week. Give us a follow at pre-determined podcast on Instagram at Gartet at Chris Miggs at Jimmy facts, AKA Jimmy Lloyd's IMDB page at hard way heater on Twitter at hard way heater on Instagram.
01:17:43
Speaker
at Hard We Heater at any shows that I'm on, come up, say hello. We'll figure out a special pose for predetermined fans that only they can get. Ooh, that's exciting. I wanted on that. All right, everybody. Thanks so much for listening. We'll be back next week. Get our goddamn music.