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Ryan: What did you do?
tommy cresta: Welcome back everyone to the Popcorn Podcast.
Ryan: Kerry Connum? Yes. Kerry, yeah. Kerry something earlier.
tommy cresta: I'm Tommy Cresta.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: Across from me...
Ryan: how
tommy cresta: Ow! Across from me there goes Ryan Ferran.
Ryan: what did you do well certainly that other dry veran
tommy cresta: Today we're here to talk about F1, Brad Pitt's new film, ah directed by John Kaczynski, and also starring Damien Idris, Javier Bardem, and...
Ryan: today we're herenna focus at one don directed by the to also starting
tommy cresta: What's her name? Oh my god, I forgot her name.
Ryan: carry conan
tommy cresta: yes very
Ryan: very yeah
tommy cresta: ye
Ryan: carry something or
tommy cresta: Carrie Condon? Yes. Oscar-nominated Carrie Condon. A lot of Oscar noms in this movie.
Ryan: yeah
tommy cresta: Two Oscar winners in this movie.
Ryan: watch
tommy cresta: Pitt and Bardem. Bardem, yeah.
Ryan: pardonam yeah
tommy cresta: What did Bardem win for?
Ryan: probably no country for old men i had to if i had to take a guess have a good puzzle and yeah stop yeah and here um well it's exactly what i said to you i've seen this movie 20 times before but it was still pretty fun
tommy cresta: Probably budget That is exactly he won I think I guess. I just made sure. keep Keep me on your toes. But yeah, we're here to about F1, as I just said. And yeah, well what we just got back from the viewing of it. We watched it from Gavin.
tommy cresta: And what are your initial thoughts, Ryan?
tommy cresta: That's exactly what said. to you i've seen this movie twenty times um so Yeah, it's just...
Ryan: It's the same thing.
tommy cresta: It's the same thing.
Ryan: You know what's going to happen.
tommy cresta: You know what's going to happen.
Ryan: It's extremely pretty.
tommy cresta: It's extremely pretty.
Ryan: They say a thing.
tommy cresta: They say... I did not think that was how the movie was going to end.
Ryan: and not the
Ryan: No, they throw you.
tommy cresta: No, they threw you...
Ryan: They throw a little curveball.
tommy cresta: They threw you a little...
Ryan: Just a little curveball.
tommy cresta: A little second change-up.
Ryan: You're like, all right, cool.
tommy cresta: Alright, cool.
Ryan: But yeah, they say a thing.
tommy cresta: But yeah, they say a thing.
Ryan: It's like, you better watch out for if this thing could happen.
tommy cresta: It's like, you better watch out for if this thing could happen.
Ryan: Because if when you're on the track and this thing might happen, you got to be ready.
tommy cresta: Because if when you're on track, and this thing might happen. You've got to be ready.
Ryan: And then, of course, that thing happens immediately.
tommy cresta: And then, of course, that thing happens.
Ryan: So it's it's one of those movies.
tommy cresta: it's It's one of those movies.
Ryan: But, you know, you get charismatic people in there and you get so make some cool cars making loud noises.
tommy cresta: But, you know, he had carry a lot of people there. He had to make some cool cars making loud noises.
Ryan: It's it's fun to watch. Yeah, was still really entertaining.
tommy cresta: Yeah, it was still really entertained. like
Ryan: From the beginning to the end, I was really really...
tommy cresta: From beginning to end, every race was really cool.
Ryan: I was...
tommy cresta: and John Kaczynski is now just an awesome director.
Ryan: John Kaczynski now, which is an awesome director.
tommy cresta: he We saw with Top Gun Maverick, what he did with those cameras, and he did again with this.
Ryan: I was thinking of how the fabric did those cameras. He did get a look. I was again, just before he was saying...
tommy cresta: It was, again, just as cool to see.
Ryan: I'm not...
tommy cresta: i don't know much about F1 except Lewis Hamilton.
Ryan: I don't want to find out. F1 is pretty technical thing.
tommy cresta: That's like all I know.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: Also, it's Kaczynski.
Ryan: Also, it's Joseph Kaczynski.
tommy cresta: Sorry.
Ryan: i think you're thinking of John Kaczynski.
tommy cresta: John Kaczynski and then Joseph Kaczynski.
Ryan: Yeah.
Ryan: But yeah, I never heard of him before.
tommy cresta: But yeah, I never really knew anything about F1. all As I just said, all I knew about it was
Ryan: All I knew was
tommy cresta: um Lewis Hamilton, who's the goat of the sport.
Ryan: Yeah, you have somebody in front of the car. You build, like, four-two-three.
tommy cresta: But just watching the press around this film and watching them talk about it, they both were driving in a lot of the scenes, which I didn't know.
Ryan: Yeah. Mm-hmm. but trial yeah
tommy cresta: I thought they were late to see, not CGI, but like, you know how they did Top Gun where they're not actually flying.
Ryan: ahead yeah you have somebody in the front of the car you build like
tommy cresta: so Yeah, but it's really hard to do that with the F1 cars.
Ryan: yeah but
tommy cresta: But a lot of times when their visors are down, it's not them. But... Yeah.
Ryan: And I'm sure they had him driving and then sped up the camera.
tommy cresta: Yeah.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: yeah
Ryan: But they're not letting Brad Pitt go 200, 300 miles an hour.
tommy cresta: they're not
Ryan: Really?
tommy cresta: Did you see him in the interview when they asked him?
Ryan: Really?
tommy cresta: He was like, ask me if I got up to 300.
Ryan: That's crazy.
tommy cresta: And he's like, no, I got to like 220.
Ryan: So, I mean, they were still coming.
tommy cresta: They let him take out Lewis Hamilton's car and do it.
Ryan: really crazy
tommy cresta: just like He's like, I didn't get that close.
Ryan: i mean
tommy cresta: So they were still, I mean, even if you're doing 100, it's got to feel crazy.
Ryan: Yeah, you're just sitting in a rocket ship.
tommy cresta: yeah The rain was terrifying, first off.
Ryan: I never thought I'd go up.
tommy cresta: I never thought, I thought they weren't allowed to race in the rain.
Ryan: They run rocket ship.
tommy cresta: I don't know why my brain went there.
Ryan: No. But that was insane.
tommy cresta: But that was insane because it's all over their face because there's no windshield for them like ah like a normal car.
Ryan: All over the world. Yeah. It's an open-air rocket ship.
tommy cresta: It's an open-air rocket it It really is.
Ryan: It's just going.
tommy cresta: It just goes.
Ryan: no But yeah, it's super fun to do.
tommy cresta: But, yeah, it was really cool to watch. It's super fun. As Ryan said, you've seen this movie a hundred times. it doesn't matter what sport you're talking about. You've seen this movie.
Ryan: what
tommy cresta: But those movies don't Brad Pitt in it.
Ryan: That's the big deal.
tommy cresta: That's the big difference between all of them.
Ryan: And i love the guy.
tommy cresta: And I love Damien Idris. I've talked about him.
Ryan: 20 times on the show.
tommy cresta: 20 times on the show for Snowfall.
Ryan: But it was cool to see
tommy cresta: But i was cool to see him finally. He talked about it. first time he ever got to use his actual accent for the project. Because he's always played an American. and And he was awesome. I thought he was really charismatic.
Ryan: And he was also a great author.
tommy cresta: He fits. He's a great opposite to Brad Pitt's character, even though they really are the same.
Ryan: They really like the same. Just wanted to be content.
tommy cresta: Just one's young.
Ryan: Yeah, in some ways. yeah
tommy cresta: Yeah, like they're both very, when they're young, they're very very cocky, arrogant. They think they know exactly how they should be doing something. But I enjoyed myself. It's the perfect like summer quote-unquote blockbuster.
Ryan: so
tommy cresta: It debuted at $145 million. dollars so Biggest but box office of Brad Pitt's career to open up.
Ryan: Did it really?
Ryan: Fuck, I was just going to say I doubt this movie is going to make anything.
tommy cresta: I was just going to say, I doubt he was going to make anything.
Ryan: But I'm wrong.
tommy cresta: Brad Pitt pulls in the money.
Ryan: there I'm not good at guessing money stuff.
tommy cresta: I'm not guess money. I'm not going to guess it.
Ryan: I'm not good at guessing if movie is going to be good or not.
tommy cresta: Every time he was giving a dog shit.
Ryan: Every time I'm like, the movie is going to be dog shit and phenomenal.
tommy cresta: What was the one I called months ago that was...
Ryan: I don't remember.
tommy cresta: You were like, every trailer, you're like, this is to terrible.
Ryan: I mean, Civil War.
tommy cresta: mean, Civil War, but that was last year. Civil War was when you really...
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: And I really that movie.
Ryan: And then I really liked that movie. Yeah. yeah I think was that.
tommy cresta: Yeah, but it was your second movie of the year. think
Ryan: I think it was third fourth. I don't remember.
tommy cresta: it don't know was.
Ryan: It may have been second. I don't remember.
tommy cresta: I just knew it was right up there, and it was just funny after a year of being like, this movie's going dog shit. yeah
Ryan: ah Yeah, I thought it was going to be bad.
tommy cresta: What else? The first one was Avatar.
Ryan: The worst one was an Avatar. i was like, movies. Nobody's going care.
tommy cresta: we were both at least on that one.
Ryan: It's not going to break like $700, $2 billion later.
tommy cresta: This movie's not coming close. not going break like 700.
Ryan: two billion dollars later
tommy cresta: Billion dollars later.
tommy cresta: Biggest movie of all time.
Ryan: yeah
tommy cresta: Biggest sequel of all the time.
Ryan: let
tommy cresta: Unless you count... Do you count Endgame as a sequel?
Ryan: yeah
tommy cresta: Is that just a...
Ryan: I mean, seeing as how it takes place directly after the movie previous to it.
tommy cresta: I mean, seeing as how it takes place, frankly, after a movie previous to it.
Ryan: Yeah, probably.
tommy cresta: Yeah. no, it doesn't. There's five years.
Ryan: After the opening, which is fucking 20 minutes after that.
tommy cresta: After the opening. I'm trying to think of other movies we really were bad with.
Ryan: I can't remember.
tommy cresta: I mean, Elvis was the one that laid an apology on the show for.
Ryan: I don't know.
Ryan: Yeah, which is an okay movie, but...
tommy cresta: yeah which is an
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: Yeah, but you thought it was going be like a 30.
Ryan: Awesome Butler was good. You thought
tommy cresta: My mom tried to watch The Great Gatsby the remake.
Ryan: My mom said it was a great Gatsby relationship.
tommy cresta: It's so hard to watch.
Ryan: It's so hard.
tommy cresta: It's so weirdly filmed.
Ryan: It's so shiny.
tommy cresta: so baz which It does kind of fit for The Great Gatsby.
Ryan: Everything. Which it does kind of fit for Greg Gatsby.
tommy cresta: For the party scenes, but not like the other scenes.
Ryan: Yeah. Yeah.
tommy cresta: Yeah, my mom turned it off.
Ryan: yeah my mom
tommy cresta: She hated it The original one's better anyway.
Ryan: It's fair. original
tommy cresta: Robert Redford.
Ryan: That's Gatsby.
tommy cresta: That's Gatsby.
Ryan: Even though Leo's not a Gatsby.
tommy cresta: Even though Leo is the only guy that could have played Gatsby in the
Ryan: It's Jay Gatsby.
tommy cresta: Jay Gatsby.
Ryan: But yeah, Brad good music.
tommy cresta: But, yeah, Brad Pitt just continues to prove that no matter if 61 40, he's going to do the same thing.
Ryan: four
tommy cresta: He's going to pull in big money. He's going to get butts in seats.
Ryan: he's just super strong.
tommy cresta: He's just a superstar.
Ryan: Yeah. Even though this is, don't think you had to try at all for this character.
tommy cresta: even though this is... I don't think you have to try it all for this character.
Ryan: It was just the most, um it was Sonny Hayes?
tommy cresta: It was just the most... This is just Brad Pitt. sunny Was it Sonny Hayes? Sonny Hayes.
Ryan: Yeah, just, it's, you've seen this guy thousand fucking times.
tommy cresta: Yeah, it's just... I've seen this a thousand fucking times.
Ryan: Anybody can pull off this character, but at the same time, Brad Pitt's just charismatic, so.
tommy cresta: Anybody can pull off this character. But at the same time, Brad Pitt's just charismatic.
Ryan: That's how he, that's how he.
tommy cresta: that's how important That's how he does it.
Ryan: Yeah, you end up liking him anyways.
tommy cresta: enough.
Ryan: But, that's, don't worry.
tommy cresta: Cool tattoos. Some of are just real ones. but thought it was cool.
Ryan: Some of them are so goofy. The hot dog one like right above him is goofy.
tommy cresta: so just You could tell he was hammered.
Ryan: You can tell he was hammered.
tommy cresta: Now, it was probably a bet.
Ryan: No, it was probably a bet. He's like, I'm out of money.
tommy cresta: He's like, I'm out money.
Ryan: I'll bet you a tattoo.
tommy cresta: I'll bet you it's packed.
Ryan: Fuck, I got to get a smiling hot dog above my ass?
tommy cresta: Fuck, I gotta get a smile and a hot dog.
Ryan: That's terrible.
tommy cresta: Right next to my scar for my crazy accent.
Ryan: i do
tommy cresta: I did want to see the accident.
Ryan: I mean, we saw it.
tommy cresta: i mean, we saw it.
Ryan: He wanted to see his body get mangled.
tommy cresta: wanted to see it from like the camera. wanted to see his body again. little bit.
Ryan: That made me laugh every time they went to you know old footage 30 years ago.
tommy cresta: That made me laugh every time they went to old footage 30 years ago.
Ryan: It's just Brad Pitt in a wig.
tommy cresta: It's just Brad Pitt in a wig.
Ryan: was so obvious.
tommy cresta: He's definitely de-aged up.
Ryan: i
tommy cresta: He looks like, what's it called?
Ryan: Maybe they tried. I didn't notice.
tommy cresta: I didn't notice.
Ryan: It looked the same to me, just with a long-haired blonde wig on.
tommy cresta: It looked the same to me, just with long-haired plumb. Because he did look a lot like how he looks in Benjamin Button.
Ryan: I don't know.
tommy cresta: so That's why I thought it was made de-aged, because it has that like super smooth look to the skin.
Ryan: i don't know I feel like that was just the can't like graininess of the camera.
tommy cresta: i feel like that
Ryan: Yeah, it was.
tommy cresta: Yeah, it really is Brad Pitt in a wig, though. Because it's definitely him.
Ryan: Definitely.
tommy cresta: It's not someone else.
Ryan: but No, it is Brad Pitt, but it was just so funny seeing him try to make him look younger.
tommy cresta: No, it is Brad Pitt. Yeah. it was just so funny. Trying to him up younger.
Ryan: he's like he's still I didn't notice.
tommy cresta: Javier Everett damn looked terrible on the on the magazine. How you notice?
tommy cresta: When they put the magazine down. Oh, yeah.
Ryan: Oh, yeah.
tommy cresta: It's like the two of them.
Ryan: yeah
tommy cresta: A lot of times it happens when they try and use, like, people that have never been together when they're younger and they try and, like, blend the photos.
Ryan: they made that Dark Universe picture?
tommy cresta: Yeah.
Ryan: yeah
tommy cresta: That's
Ryan: God, so funny.
tommy cresta: Oh, did Matt Kepler just hit a home Are you watching again?
Ryan: Are you watching the game? Yeah.
tommy cresta: I am.
Ryan: always watching the game when we record these.
tommy cresta: always watch the game you record these.
Ryan: Just... second that Great.
tommy cresta: Jackson just robbed a home run. Great.
Ryan: Why don't you just stare at the camera like a moron?
tommy cresta: What a catch. um Sorry. Actually, I'm looking off to the camera.
Ryan: Mouth open. You're just...
tommy cresta: But one, let's talk about it.
Ryan: but
Ryan: is
tommy cresta: is currently sitting at an 83% critic score Rotten Tomatoes with 7.9 out of town IMDb, which is a really high IMDb score for this film. And I clicked on IMDb instead of Rotten Tomatoes. ah What did you say had a 97% audience score?
tommy cresta: audience square
Ryan: Yeah. People love
tommy cresta: People love it. I mean.
Ryan: It's got a five-minute quote Facebook, so that the old heads are loving it.
tommy cresta: It's got a five out of five on Facebook. So the old heads are loving it. Old heads are loving it.
Ryan: Old heads are loving it.
tommy cresta: Also, there's a 68 on Metacritic. which For Metacritic, this is very high.
Ryan: Yeah. yeah
tommy cresta: do you know you review on Facebook and you said it like the location to whatever, UK, my dad came in.
Ryan: You know you posted the 28 Years Later review and you on Facebook, and you said it like the location to whatever, UK. Yeah. My dad came in.
Ryan: He's like, is Tommy in England right now?
tommy cresta: He's like, is Tommy in England right now?
Ryan: I'm like, what are you talking about?
tommy cresta: I'm like, what are you talking about? He saw the 28 Years Later and saw it zombie.
Ryan: He saw the 28 years later and saw like a zombie. He was like, is Tommy shooting a movie in England?
tommy cresta: he was like probably shooting a movie
Ryan: I was like, fucking no.
tommy cresta: can know
Ryan: No.
tommy cresta: Well, because ah the Facebook is attached to the Instagram, so if I post on Instagram, post on Facebook.
Ryan: No, I know.
tommy cresta: That's pretty funny, though.
Ryan: Yeah, my dad came in and he's like, the question is in England?
tommy cresta: Yeah, my dad came in 10 seconds. He's like, are you supposed to be?
Ryan: No. What are you talking about?
tommy cresta: No. What?
Ryan: Okay.
tommy cresta: Okay.
Ryan: They said it.
tommy cresta: They said the F word more than once in this movie, right?
Ryan: I only heard it from Kerry Cogden.
tommy cresta: i only heard it from Carrie, did somebody else say it?
Ryan: ah Did somebody else say it? Yeah, Brad.
tommy cresta: Brad Pitt says it
Ryan: Does he? Yeah, later.
tommy cresta: he? Yeah, later in the movie.
Ryan: I don't remember.
tommy cresta: don't remember.
Ryan: PG-13.
tommy cresta: It's PG-13. don't remember saying it.
Ryan: I don't remember him saying it. And he's like, oh, that's right.
tommy cresta: And the guy says, Mouse, fuck you.
Ryan: Yeah. So you should ask him.
tommy cresta: It's like he actually has to verbally say it.
Ryan: I guess. I swear.
tommy cresta: I swear Brad Pitt says it.
Ryan: You can do the middle finger as much as you want, I think.
tommy cresta: Yeah, he can do as much as you want.
Ryan: Yeah, that was good.
tommy cresta: I liked when he texted him.
Ryan: I'm trying to think. Any...
tommy cresta: so yeah But yeah, I'm trying to think.
Ryan: e
Ryan: any
tommy cresta: Any B-tier sports film is this movie.
Ryan: B-tier sports. Yeah. This one's just...
tommy cresta: This one's just F1. It's the
Ryan: It's the same cookie cutter, just old kind of washed up guy comes in, teaches the new young hotshot. It's the same thing you've seen a billion times.
tommy cresta: the same thing you've seen It was cool, though.
Ryan: was cool.
tommy cresta: I was i was fully invested.
Ryan: Yeah, it was cool. Those types of movies are made or broken by how good the action is.
tommy cresta: Those types of movies are made or broken by how good the action is.
Ryan: And the action was good in this.
tommy cresta: And the action was good this.
Ryan: The racing was fun.
tommy cresta: The racing was fun.
Ryan: it was all real.
tommy cresta: It was all real.
Ryan: You could see it all happening.
tommy cresta: You see it all happening.
Ryan: It's, you know, it's fast.
tommy cresta: It's fast.
Ryan: You're you're into it.
tommy cresta: You're into it.
Ryan: It's good. so
tommy cresta: Yeah, the racing is definitely more intense in this than is in Gran Turismo.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: Yeah.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: But I think I liked Gran Turismo more than liked this.
Ryan: i's see I think maybe a little bit. Yeah. he's gone cause i
tommy cresta: Even though I like the actors in this more, but David Harbour is the best performance in both of the movies.
Ryan: david
tommy cresta: Yeah, I think Gran Turismo, I think i liked it little bit better because it was more like underdog story.
Ryan: Yeah. I think Gran Turismo, I think I liked it a little bit better because it was a more like underdog story. You know, this was like...
tommy cresta: Yeah, and it's a true story, which makes it even better.
Ryan: Yeah, And this was like, you could kind of say it's an underdog a little bit, just because Brad Pitt's washed up, but he was still the best racer.
tommy cresta: And this was like, you could kind of say it's not underdog whatever, just because Brad Fitz watched that, but was still... They still said he was great at what ah what what he did.
Ryan: Yeah, they still said he was great, and you see at the beginning of the movie, he wins a race.
tommy cresta: they still said was great, and you see him
Ryan: So he's not he's not an underdog at all.
tommy cresta: so he's not hes said
Ryan: He's just, you know, the old guy who knows what he's doing that comes in.
tommy cresta: yeah old guy who knows what's
Ryan: and think Gran Turismo was, I'd say, it maybe a little bit better.
tommy cresta: think great and so
Ryan: Yeah, I agree.
tommy cresta: Yeah, which is I feel like would definitely be a hot take.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: But yeah i think the this but what you're saying, like these kind movies are carried by the performances.
Ryan: Yeah, I...
Ryan: Not even performance, just the charisma.
tommy cresta: like They may be believable and enjoyed. Just the charisma.
Ryan: It just depends on the actor.
tommy cresta: It just depends on the actor. That's what I mean. like how like Can you attach to these characters?
Ryan: Yeah. If you get somebody who's a great actor and they just nail the performance, that's great.
tommy cresta: you get somebody who's a great actor and the performance, that's great.
Ryan: If they're not fun to watch, then the movie's over.
tommy cresta: If they're not fun to watch, movies are great.
Ryan: like rap
tommy cresta: Pitt has everyone.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: yeah He was getting laughs out of everyone in our theater.
Ryan: you Yeah, you see Brad Pitt and you're I'm in.
tommy cresta: When see Brad Pitt, you're like,
Ryan: That's it.
tommy cresta: I'm invested.
Ryan: That's it.
tommy cresta: That's tough, dude.
Ryan: Tommy... Okay. Sorry.
tommy cresta: Tommy. Damson I keep calling him Damien.
Ryan: ah yeah um
tommy cresta: Sorry.
Ryan: There's a scene where obviously Brad Pitt and Carrie Cohn make out a little bit.
tommy cresta: There's a scene where, obviously, Brad Pitt and Carrie go on and make out bit.
Ryan: Tommy literally turns to me and goes, God, I wish I was her.
tommy cresta: Tommy literally turns to me and goes, God, I wish I was her.
Ryan: I mean, just couldn't help.
tommy cresta: I mean, just. Brad Pitt is, I'm telling you, he's my number one crush in Hollywood.
Ryan: It's incredible.
tommy cresta: but No one else.
Ryan: It's incredible how you're actually straight.
tommy cresta: Incredible how you're acting.
Ryan: i don't There's a lot of times I don't believe it.
tommy cresta: i know old
Ryan: I'd be totally happy if it came out.
tommy cresta: i've been totally happy I'm not I swear to god I'm straight it's and I'm currently dating the love of my life make sure I get that across I'm not pulling what my aunt did not coming out 20 years later and cheating on my husband she doesn't listen to my show she doesn't even know where I am but what oh my aunt
Ryan: I wouldn't. I would support you 100%. wouldn't care. ah wouldn't care
Ryan: know You're hiding. up like and That's
Ryan: that's great. It's a very heartwarming story. Yeah. That's crazy story.
tommy cresta: That's a crazy story.
Ryan: But yeah, I really, I'm going to keep dancing.
tommy cresta: But yeah, I am i really need – I'm going to keep talking about Dan Sinatra. I want more of him. I need more of him in movies now. And I guess when you're doing a TV show, like it's hard to do movies and stuff because you're hooked on to that show.
Ryan: I guess yeah it's hard.
Ryan: It takes up so much of your time.
tommy cresta: You can't – yeah.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: But Snowfall is over.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: Comes out that, does this. I mean, what's better than doing movie with Brad Pitt and Javier Bardem, Kerry Condon, the guy who made Top Gun Maverick.
Ryan: Yeah. No, this is going to be something that puts him on the map for sure.
tommy cresta: like Jerry Bruckheimer is the producer. yeah Everyone you want to work around. Yeah, no, this is going to something that puts on map, sure.
Ryan: He'll be in something soon.
tommy cresta: It'll in something soon.
Ryan: He'll be in something big.
tommy cresta: be in something. Yeah, but, come on.
Ryan: Something bigger than this.
tommy cresta: Something bigger than this. Yeah, didn't he?
Ryan: Yeah.
Ryan: Tom Holland would love that.
tommy cresta: Not Tom Holland. don't want to see Tom Holland as James Bond.
Ryan: He's Spider-Man. He won't be James Bond.
tommy cresta: He doesn't have it. First off, he's Nathan Drake.
Ryan: He won't be.
tommy cresta: can't be Nathan Drake and James Bond.
Ryan: There's no way.
tommy cresta: Tom Holland would love that.
Ryan: to ah love that
tommy cresta: He's Spider-Man.
Ryan: spiderman the duke
tommy cresta: The dude could be Spider-Man, Nathan Drake, and James Bond.
Ryan: he won't be james bond
tommy cresta: won't be. He shouldn't be.
Ryan: he won't be
tommy cresta: He won't.
Ryan: there's no way
tommy cresta: no It's got to be a Lordy or Dickinson.
Ryan: I don't even think.
tommy cresta: really think.
Ryan: I think they'll go older than that.
tommy cresta: I think I hope they go young.
Ryan: hope they go.
tommy cresta: that But they said that's the three they want.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: yeah Holland, Dickerson.
Ryan: Three they're looking for. Then they got Denis.
tommy cresta: It is so funny how they have to stick with an English guy, but they get a French-Canadian director.
Ryan: It is so funny how they're going. They have to stick with an English guy, but they get a French-Canadian director. He's like, all right, fuck you.
tommy cresta: Yeah, but the like it's the best dude in the world.
Ryan: It is, yeah.
tommy cresta: It's him or Nolan had to make this next next Bond era.
Ryan: Nolan. Yeah. It should have been Nolan.
tommy cresta: No, I'm so down.
Ryan: He wants to make one.
tommy cresta: So does Denis.
Ryan: So does Denis. Yeah.
tommy cresta: Denis says his it's his favorite film.
Ryan: So does anybody. He's favorite.
tommy cresta: Which is crazy. I would have 100% picked him for like an alien. 2001 Space Odyssey guy. not James Bond. He was definitely lying.
Ryan: definitely lying.
tommy cresta: He was just like, yeah, no, love Always.
Ryan: He was just like, yeah, no, I love, always, this my favorite movie.
tommy cresta: It's my favorite movie.
Ryan: He's like, no.
tommy cresta: 26. I'm sure you can say I love these people.
Ryan: yeah I'm sure you can say I love the James Bond movies, but they're not his favorite movies.
tommy cresta: Because you could love them. I know, I feel like he's just a sci-fi nerd.
Ryan: There's no way. I know, because like he's not fighting.
tommy cresta: don't know.
Ryan: I don't know. He's not a super sci-fi.
tommy cresta: He's done a couple them.
Ryan: He's done a couple sci-fi things.
tommy cresta: He's done a lot of sci-fi.
Ryan: I mean, you see that he's done the Dune movies and then Blade Runner.
tommy cresta: He's done a lot of them.
Ryan: But then, like, Sicario, Prisoners.
tommy cresta: I didn't guess so.
Ryan: Like, he he's not a sci-fi guy.
tommy cresta: I guess because you just think of Blade Runner
Ryan: Yeah, his most recent stuff was sci-fi, but it's, you know, it's some banging that sci-fi movie.
tommy cresta: and Dune. He also did want to direct that Batman Beyond movie that never came about.
Ryan: It's true.
tommy cresta: Damn.
Ryan: Damn.
tommy cresta: Damn.
Ryan: Damn.
tommy cresta: Makes me sad. We'll get a we'll get a Batman Beyond movie one day.
Ryan: 20 years of James Gunn James Gunn's gonna be on his deathbed and be like great lighted it's time it's time yeah how it's on 99% no
tommy cresta: discussion It's time. and ah like You know the memes like with the nuke going off? It's like GTA 6 finally downloads.
Ryan: yeah that's how
tommy cresta: That's how I know it's going to be if I get to Batman Beyond.
Ryan: it on ninety nine percent and just
tommy cresta: That will be me.
Ryan: even
tommy cresta: Have you seen the memes, though? They're like me risking my life for my homie because all those times he rebooted me.
Ryan: like risk you my all this no
tommy cresta: oh Dude, they are so funny.
Ryan: it's like the
tommy cresta: There's like the one from you know Wolverine when he stops the nuclear blast from killing the It's like me saving my boy when the nuclear bomb goes off because he has to meet up with fine shit after this. And it's just taking the blast.
Ryan: That's good.
tommy cresta: there's There's some really good ones right now. And I'm not a big part of the me in culture, but these memes are hitting.
Ryan: um not
Ryan: You are not. You are an old man.
tommy cresta: Same with the Alex.
Ryan: You are an old man when it comes to anything internet culture.
tommy cresta: I know. Not the Alex Warren thing. I'm all over that. Eternity, the song there everyone's been using for the stat edits.
Ryan: Alex Warren? I have no idea.
tommy cresta: What? Hold on.
Ryan: I'm sure I'd notice it.
tommy cresta: Talk about Talk about F1.
Ryan: Talk about
tommy cresta: might have This is what you do to me all the time.
Ryan: air
tommy cresta: So basically that's why.
Ryan: So basically that's the whole movie is just listening and watching cars go flying around.
tommy cresta: they watch
Ryan: um But it was good.
tommy cresta: It was good, it was fun, it was a good time.
Ryan: and it was was fun. it was a good time. That's the best thing I can say about it.
tommy cresta: That's the best thing that I, one of those movies I really want to talk about because it's literally just like, yeah, you know, I was searching.
Ryan: It's one of those movies that I don't really want to talk too much about because it's literally just like, yeah, no, that was serviceable. It was a good time. It's a popcorn movie, of course.
tommy cresta: It was a good time. See, it's a popcorn.
Ryan: this is
tommy cresta: Oh, is 100% of popcorn.
Ryan: As Tommy would say.
tommy cresta: It's more like romance kind
Ryan: There's a decent little romance subplot with Brad Pitt and Cary Conton, of course. And then there's a...
tommy cresta: of vibe.
Ryan: but yeah Drop your phone.
tommy cresta: You can click on either one of those ones.
Ryan: Alright, start talking.
tommy cresta: You haven't seen one of these?
Ryan: Alright, that's why I haven't seen them.
tommy cresta: There's so many. They're late. Any science fiction, any fantasy character you can think of.
Ryan: Not fantasy. right that's why i haven't seen not fan
tommy cresta: Not fantasy. Fiction. Character of fiction. i you can think but What you laughing at?
Ryan: Oh. Character of fiction. I don't know why.
tommy cresta: all
Ryan: That's a really funny way to put it.
tommy cresta: It's just like when I say Jiminy Crickets. It always makes you laugh.
Ryan: Jimmy Crittick. Jimmy Crittick.
tommy cresta: Jiminy Crickets. What?
Ryan: Goose pimples. What? Goose pimples.
tommy cresta: What the hell's that?
Ryan: That's what you say for chicken skin.
tommy cresta: Chicken skin!
Ryan: That's right. It's goose bumps.
tommy cresta: lost
Ryan: You say chicken skin.
tommy cresta: say Chicken some people do say dumber
Ryan: Some people do say goose pimples, though. That's really dumb. That's dumber than chicken skin.
tommy cresta: skin's not dumb.
Ryan: yeah
tommy cresta: It looks like chicken skin.
Ryan: looks like goosebumps.
tommy cresta: Novels? These movies are not...
Ryan: There's books about this, Tommy.
tommy cresta: Chicken skin. It's chicken skin.
Ryan: There's novels. It's called goosebumps.
tommy cresta: novels these love you say
Ryan: Comment below if you say chicken skin, goose pimples, or goosebumps.
tommy cresta: he's our
Ryan: And if you don't if you say anything other than goosebumps, you're just you wrong.
tommy cresta: got
Ryan: You're incorrect.
tommy cresta: chickens skintin it's chickenskin
Ryan: Not chicken skin.
tommy cresta: Chicken Nican.
Ryan: No.
tommy cresta: I think you're just wrong.
Ryan: but
tommy cresta: But...
Ryan: Everybody disagrees. People do say goose pimples, though. That's so stupid.
tommy cresta: that
Ryan: We can agree.
tommy cresta: I don't say that.
Ryan: We can agree. Goose pimples. If you say goose pimples, you're a fucking moron. Yeah.
tommy cresta: I like that they use the actual F1 races in this.
Ryan: Yeah, like Max Verstappen and Lewis Hamilton.
tommy cresta: Lewis Hamilton.
Ryan: It's the only two they really match. No, then...
tommy cresta: No, then the one dude from another guy from Ferrari.
Ryan: why but Okay.
tommy cresta: Lando Norris.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: Yeah.
Ryan: Yeah. Lewis Hamilton is the villain in this movie. It's so funny.
tommy cresta: Yeah, he just dirty the...
Ryan: Jesus. Are you one of the people in the crowd?
tommy cresta: Well, because he's the one that he was chasing during the crash, right?
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: Yeah.
Ryan: then
tommy cresta: They didn't think that that was...
Ryan: Also a producer on this movie, which is pretty cool. Yeah, he me.
tommy cresta: Yeah, he helped produce... What's it called, too?
Ryan: Grand Tourism.
tommy cresta: Yeah.
Ryan: Yeah, I'm sure. mean, you get paid like that.
tommy cresta: give
Ryan: You're like, fucking movies, I'll get into that.
tommy cresta: Yeah, like, easy. tell me i can make money
Ryan: You're telling me I can make money without even showing up?
tommy cresta: so
Ryan: Hell yeah. I'll give you all my money. I
tommy cresta: I wonder if you think he's actually doing the driving...
Ryan: wonder
tommy cresta: Oh, i guess.
Ryan: wonder if it was him driving his car.
tommy cresta: but Jerry Brucker said some of the scenes are the actual, like, like the racers on the racetrack. Ruckheimer's a crazy dude. he loves He loves his like live, no CGI, practical filmmaking.
Ryan: loves it. live no cgi yeah good way better it nice but yeah they um they keep doing it if it's done
tommy cresta: Ruckheimer's that dude. then That was his production company all these years with the lightning striking next to the tree. And yeah there really't and then a Jerry Ruckheimer film.
Ryan: and so
tommy cresta: i was like, oh shit, that's his production company.
Ryan: nice
tommy cresta: But yeah, they keep you entertained for a movie that i feel like if it's done poorly, it could have been such a drag.
Ryan: yeah yeah thank you
tommy cresta: Which I will say, personally, Howard,
Ryan: It could have been way draggy. Which I will say, at the first like hour, not even less than hour, but the first 45 minutes.
tommy cresta: what We're trying to get, like, Galen.
Ryan: but Yeah, when you're getting into it, I was like, okay, this is a two and a half hour movie? God damn. i yeah so
tommy cresta: I did not know this was two and a half hours. I still didn't know, and that ah flew by for me, actually. i feel like mike Yeah, I like the opening with him.
Ryan: I feel like when it gets to like that but it gets past the first act, then it really starts. Yeah, it was cool.
tommy cresta: Like, him getting ready and going to racing.
Ryan: Yeah. it was cool like
tommy cresta: I like when, like, he really, the racing starts picking up that, like...
Ryan: it definitely picks up momentum it keeps you way more locked in yeah
tommy cresta: And then the final race, I was like, I'm like, I know how this is going to end.
Ryan: um like i know
tommy cresta: Like, I'm still like locked in
Ryan: i'm still and
tommy cresta: And of course, it has some crazy underdog moment that like, you're not, you don't know what's going to, you're like, oh, this never happens.
Ryan: of course
Ryan: oh never
tommy cresta: But it happened now when they need it the most.
Ryan: yeah yeah
tommy cresta: But yeah, and then there's a little like side villain that gets thrown in the third act.
Ryan: Little fucker.
tommy cresta: Had no idea it was
Ryan: I you
tommy cresta: um
Ryan: forget his name.
tommy cresta: Tobias Menzies.
Ryan: I've got such a tall head.
tommy cresta: pays Peter Banning.
tommy cresta: He's got a nice jawline, though.
Ryan: Or long face. Nah, he's a handsome man.
tommy cresta: He's got a handsome man.
Ryan: Ed Muir-Ton.
tommy cresta: Oh, we've got Shea Wiggum.
Ryan: know Shay Wiggum.
tommy cresta: yeah
Ryan: getting like hot.
tommy cresta: Yeah.
Ryan: You got a high-ass credit in the opening for a cameo.
tommy cresta: highest c credit you Yeah.
Ryan: That was wild.
tommy cresta: Hey, just got two summer blockbusters on his hands now.
Ryan: there
tommy cresta: This end Mission Impossible.
Ryan: and um
tommy cresta: How that? Two 60-year-olds dominating the action...
Ryan: action yeah for the summer pretty cool cool i mean when it's tom cruise and brad pitt you kind of
tommy cresta: action box office right now. Pretty cool. The last two of the last few superstars left in Hollywood. Because all the other guys, i feel like you can't compare Tom Holland's like starting to like, because he's a superhero. so Guys who just make, it's them being on screen is what makes you go to the movies.
tommy cresta: yeah like how do I think he's a little bit cool.
Ryan: yeah like i don't think anybody goes for tom holland yeah i think i think he's a little bit of a pole but like shout
tommy cresta: I think Xiao Mei is bigger pool than he does.
Ryan: He might at this point because Chalamet, he's got a way bigger presence outside of movies, too.
tommy cresta: show me waiting Yeah.
Ryan: Like Tom Holland.
tommy cresta: now? I like Tom Holland.
Ryan: I do respect how Tom Holland just is like, let me just let me be, you know, he's got a beautiful golf swing.
tommy cresta: like Tom Holland despite that. I like him as an unchartered actor. We're going to see him in Odyssey.
Ryan: Have you seen him golf?
tommy cresta: So. yeah plus handicica
Ryan: Incredible. He's amazing. Yeah.
tommy cresta: guys own beer company now bureau i like to
Ryan: holland I like Tom Holland outside of movies. I like Tom Holland as Spider-Man.
tommy cresta: like tell about
Ryan: I like him in...
tommy cresta: like like it was an in unar
Ryan: I think he's a decent actor. I think he's just a little...
tommy cresta: little
Ryan: if he's James Bond, I'll fucking lose it. But Chalamet is also...
tommy cresta: yeah we're gonna see him in odyssey so
Ryan: Yeah, yeah, yeah. If he's good in that, we'll see. But Chalamet is also like...
tommy cresta: Yeah,
Ryan: you know He's courtside all the Knicks games. He's going you knows out and about.
tommy cresta: he's going crazy. He's just a fun dude.
Ryan: He's just a big guy. Yeah.
tommy cresta: Dude, when he went on college ah game day and was just spitting out football facts, that he became one of the boys.
Ryan: if in Oh, yeah. He knows his shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
tommy cresta: No, I feel like me and Timmy would get along.
Ryan: I think i maybe I'd rather, like, I think I'd rather get a drink with Tom Holland, just fucking chill, relax.
tommy cresta: chair
Ryan: I'd rather go to, like, a game with Shalom.
tommy cresta: no i feel like too i think like me and timy would get along
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: feel and Tom wouldn't.
Ryan: You and Shalom would black out an alleyway.
tommy cresta: I feel like me and Tom would have like a disconnect.
Ryan: Yeah. yeah
tommy cresta: yeah
Ryan: No.
tommy cresta: Like something wouldn't match. you and have new shop every back out vietnam
Ryan: You and Shalom would black out. Me and Holland would get the Ubers and be like, all let's be responsible. that's
tommy cresta: Let's go play some golf.
Ryan: We got to get back home at some point.
tommy cresta: Me and Shaolin were wearing sunglasses in the dark.
Ryan: and Shalom.
Ryan: You're gonna me over the next day.
tommy cresta: yeah You know who I wouldn't get along with?
Ryan: We're like, yo, we got a meeting at fucking nine. You guys gotta to get up. so
tommy cresta: I feel like and Pattinson wouldn't be friends. with like like me or rob p and wouldn't be wouldn't be friends
Ryan: nexts like
Ryan: Absolutely not. like money We're talking like there's a shot in hell of any of this happening.
tommy cresta: Like, he's too, like, cool. You're talking like you're shot man. No, but like I'm saying, like, people like...
Ryan: so No, yeah.
tommy cresta: I feel like I could sit down and talk to Michael B. Jordan.
Ryan: He's cool, dude. Yeah.
tommy cresta: Me and Robert Pattinson would have nothing to chat out except Batman.
Ryan: Yeah. Yeah.
tommy cresta: That would be like our one get-along.
Ryan: yeah but yeah
tommy cresta: But yeah, like, there's like certain people you feel like... Brad Pitt's of those people feel like I could sit and have a beer with and just chat up Brad Pitt.
Ryan: could be just we are
tommy cresta: Leo, probably not.
Ryan: That is kind of the point.
tommy cresta: That is kind the point.
Ryan: That's what we were saying.
tommy cresta: That's what we were saying.
Ryan: like Those guys who have charisma, they carry these types of movies.
tommy cresta: Those guys who have charisma, they carry these things.
Ryan: That's that's the whole thing.
tommy cresta: That's the whole thing.
Ryan: That's the whole point.
tommy cresta: Oh, Tom Cruise. I could sit and chat with Tom Cruise for hours.
Ryan: yeah chat Yeah.
tommy cresta: Just chat about movies.
Ryan: And then he'd be like, you ever heard of Scientology?
tommy cresta: And I'm like, Tom, I'm not going lie.
Ryan: um tunnel
tommy cresta: You let me direct a movie with you? I was like, I'll join.
Ryan: true Let me be an extra.
tommy cresta: that show
Ryan: I'll you know i'll think about it.
tommy cresta: know
Ryan: I'm scared of it.
tommy cresta: I'll jump off a plane with you. I would say, Tom, if I could, if I, I'm scared of heights.
Ryan: um
tommy cresta: i would I would jump out of the plane with Tom Cruise in a heartbeat.
Ryan: I would be that scared of heights. Terrible. So you wouldn't go on like a Ferris wheel or anything?
tommy cresta: Terrified. go
tommy cresta: I have.
Ryan: I hate it.
tommy cresta: I hated it.
Ryan: That's crazy.
tommy cresta: I feel like I get like dizzy. You also don't get clowns.
Ryan: I don't get it. I mean, I understand like crazy high. I don't get clowns at all. you're
tommy cresta: You're afraid of spiders.
Ryan: I'm afraid of bugs, not just spiders. that's
tommy cresta: That's even weirder.
Ryan: It's way worse.
tommy cresta: They're bugs.
Ryan: I don't like it.
tommy cresta: You can stumb them with your toe.
Ryan: that not you oh i don' like You know the thing about bugs?
tommy cresta: don't know. mr
Ryan: The thing that freaks me out the most, it is their bodies.
tommy cresta: good for Their bodies. It is their bodies.
Ryan: It's like the exoskeletons.
tommy cresta: The way they're built is. going Yeah, it's so's weird.
Ryan: It's not bleeding. just like ooze. It's gross. But dude, those, like any...
tommy cresta: Well, if you get stepped on, you would look like ooze, too.
Ryan: whatever if like any of those bigger like bigger blood bigger bugs that can fly it's just the noise that freaks me out the most whenever you have like a big ass bug fly past your ear it's that noise of like a deep buzz oh gives me did you really had a
tommy cresta: Like, any of those bigger bugs, bigger bugs than the fly. It's just the noise that freaks me out of
tommy cresta: I told you how I had to decapitate the fly, right? Like, Captain America? I had a pe paper plate and kept flying around and I was like, you know, fuck it. And I literally, in one swift move, swiped it off my table and swung up and I found the but and the body was like here and the head was over there.
Ryan: like
Ryan: It was great.
tommy cresta: i was like, wow, that was that was the coolest thing i ever done.
Ryan: was like, how are you?
tommy cresta: There's no one here.
Ryan: I was with Nate and Puff.
tommy cresta: I was with me. We were just, we're sitting outside and it was like,
Ryan: I forget where, but we were just, we're sitting outside, probably down the shore just now, but um there was like a gnat flying around, just like annoying us, and none of us can get it
tommy cresta: It was like a nap.
Ryan: I just went, just grabbed it, and squished it like that.
tommy cresta: I just went, just grabbed it and squished it like that.
Ryan: Nate was like, what are you, a fucking ninja?
tommy cresta: That's true. That's really good.
Ryan: Just stuck my hand out, snatched It felt pretty cool.
tommy cresta: Okay, we just went ways. So off track.
Ryan: so I like fucking bugs.
tommy cresta: I don't like a lot of things.
Ryan: You don't like clowns or heights. don't like bugs.
tommy cresta: I'm a very fearful man. Octopus.
Ryan: octopus octopi you don't like octopi
tommy cresta: Big fear of octopus. Yeah, octopi scare me. It's like they get a tentacle on you.
Ryan: and no bones yeah invertebrates yeah see that's wild i'm not like terrified of sharks like i don't i don't have any problem getting in the ocean but yeah like those people with like no cages just like 50 sharks like 20 why it's the
tommy cresta: Snatch you. Sharks don't scare me.
tommy cresta: i would I would go swimming in like a pool of sharks. That's why. I'm not really terrified of this. I don't have any problems with this. neither lie. the ocean.
tommy cresta: See, I would prefer to go in a cage, but I would go in without a cage.
Ryan: If there's one hungry guy in there, you're like, oh, I'm miscalculated so bad.
tommy cresta: Punch that shit in the nose and get that shit away.
Ryan: don't think that works.
tommy cresta: does.
Ryan: I've heard it works.
tommy cresta: Or poke him in the eye.
Ryan: Well, yeah, no shit.
tommy cresta: That works on the...
Ryan: anywheres
tommy cresta: That's just like when people be like, well, if it's a vampire, you're stabbing the heart of the steak.
Ryan: Anything. Yeah. Well,
tommy cresta: I'm like, that works on and anyone!
Ryan: well it's anything.
tommy cresta: don't know what you
Ryan: you've heard what you' You ever heard what you should do when you get bit by a dog?
tommy cresta: punch in the mouth?
Ryan: No.
tommy cresta: No.
Ryan: And I've heard this before.
tommy cresta: Don't you like push your hand deeper?
Ryan: No, I'm being genuinely serious.
tommy cresta: No. I'm being genuinely serious.
Ryan: I'm not making a joke.
tommy cresta: I'm not being serious.
Ryan: And if you haven't heard this, then you're going to laugh really hard.
tommy cresta: If you haven't heard this, you're going laugh.
Ryan: And I understand why.
tommy cresta: I understand why.
Ryan: But I've heard this from several people that it's so stupid because it's like imagine like you're getting bit by a dog, right?
tommy cresta: But heard this. Several people said it was stupid. Because it's like, imagine like you're getting bit by a phone, right?
Ryan: How are you going to do this?
tommy cresta: How do you do this?
Ryan: What you're supposed to do is stick a finger in its ass and it'll get off.
tommy cresta: What you're supposed to do is bring a finger in its ass. handle get And this is not something I came up with.
Ryan: And i this is not something I came up with and I'm never going to try it.
tommy cresta: I'm never going to try it.
Ryan: But I have heard that, but I've always thought, I'm like, the fuck do you get around safely?
tommy cresta: I have heard that. I'm like, how the fuck do you get around the same place for a big dog?
Ryan: It's like a big dog. He's a German shepherd.
tommy cresta: How am I getting my hand around?
Ryan: How are you getting your hand back there?
tommy cresta: How you getting hand back there? First off, if a dog ever bites me, there will be no dog. I'm not dying from a... That's what I don't understand. Like, people, like, don't... Like, you'll see them getting bit, and they just start yelling, hit the dog!
Ryan: yeah
tommy cresta: And they're like, oh, I didn't want to hurt it.
Ryan: yeah
tommy cresta: It's going to rip your hand off.
Ryan: one shit hurts. yeah
tommy cresta: ah Rocky ever bites me. Rocky's getting re-riced.
Ryan: It's over. Yeah.
tommy cresta: He's getting a cold war.
Ryan: Rocky's going to rip your arm off.
tommy cresta: so
Ryan: yeah
tommy cresta: Yeah, Rocky is locked, Joel. That would suck.
Ryan: Does he?
tommy cresta: Yeah.
Ryan: oh Yeah.
tommy cresta: Yeah. That suck. I have no hand.
Ryan: No, it's over.
tommy cresta: Look at Captain Hook.
Ryan: Pretty cool.
tommy cresta: But F1.
Ryan: where
tommy cresta: Where do we think everyone goes after this?
Ryan: but
tommy cresta: Do we think do think Brad Pitt and Joseph Kaczynski do the...
Ryan: we think
tommy cresta: sequel with Tom Cruise in Rolling Thunder.
Ryan: happy pretty cool
tommy cresta: Pretty cool. I mean, you could get Idris back, probably.
Ryan: i mean yeah Yeah, that would be NASCAR.
tommy cresta: No, because he would probably be an F1 and that's going to NASCAR more. Yeah, that would be fun.
Ryan: but um sad Yeah, would be fun.
tommy cresta: That would be a really cool movie. Yeah, that would be fun. you're getting Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise, that movie makes a billion dollars for you.
Ryan: Yeah, people are going to go to see that for sure.
tommy cresta: Yeah.
Ryan: i think that be a lot of fun.
tommy cresta: I think would be fun.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: Yeah. And, like, it doesn't have the... It's not like a cinematic universe.
Ryan: two
tommy cresta: There's two racing movies and you're just getting...
Ryan: Yeah, no, you just put them in.
tommy cresta: Yeah, no, you just do it. Yeah.
Ryan: Yeah, who can you don't need to have like, oh, this the fucking, the race-averse.
tommy cresta: Yeah. i mean that but the right so
Ryan: Just, just make a fun movie.
tommy cresta: Just make a fun movie.
Ryan: Who gives a shit?
tommy cresta: yeah
Ryan: Just be like, yeah, these, yeah, these two movies you people liked, here's, here's them together.
tommy cresta: With two really good actors that everyone loves. And there's them together.
Ryan: It's great.
tommy cresta: And the movies are now...
Ryan: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
tommy cresta: You don't have to see the other movies.
Ryan: Yeah
tommy cresta: Just maybe that you could watch just this. and But the same characters.
Ryan: yeah and do
tommy cresta: And people were doing a side-by-side. There's a ton of scenes that are exactly the same from Rolling Thunder.
Ryan: brother like he's
tommy cresta: Like he's waiting in the laundromat. He's in the same outfit. You gotta watch that movie again.
Ryan: yeah So do i big time
tommy cresta: Big Tom Cruise guy.
Ryan: don
tommy cresta: After I've done my binge of my recommendation the week, I'll get to it later. but Yeah.
Ryan: oh
tommy cresta: Oh, what what would you give this movie, Ryan? Adding it to the list. 82?
Ryan: do 82?
tommy cresta: I was going to give it an 81.
Ryan: I think it was a fun service movie. movie Maybe like 81.
tommy cresta: Yeah, I mean like at welling was just fun um was gonna give an eighty one it's one that i like wouldn't again are many folks in my life.
Ryan: Low 80. Because it was just fun. It's one that i like I wouldn't have a problem watching it again, but I'm not going go out of my way. know what mean?
tommy cresta: yeah like i wouldn't go see again in theaters no if it's
Ryan: Yeah, no.
tommy cresta: with the on tv being me i'll throw it
Ryan: If it's on TV, maybe I'll throw it on. Or if somebody puts it on, I'll just like sit down and watch it.
tommy cresta: so
Ryan: But yeah. Just a good time.
tommy cresta: This has been a really good year for film so far.
Ryan: I feel like it's been an above mediocre year.
tommy cresta: think we have a lot of go Yeah, like definitely better than last year.
Ryan: You know what I mean?
tommy cresta: I feel like last year we some stinkers out there.
Ryan: Yeah. But I feel like there hasn't been anything that's been like phenomenal this year that I can remember. like There's been good movies, but nothing.
tommy cresta: I mean, Warfare was pretty great.
Ryan: Warfare was great. yeah
tommy cresta: oh Sinners.
Ryan: Sinners was very good. i think
tommy cresta: I think Mission Impossible is up there.
Ryan: yeah but there's nothing that sticks out right now it's like oh that's gonna win best picture yeah yeah yeah
tommy cresta: But there's nothing that sticks out to me on the past. Yeah, no. The best, the closest things are Sinners. Oh, I forgot about Bring Her Back.
Ryan: yeah that was good I I'm sure it will really
tommy cresta: That better get some Oscar noms for like makeup and stuff. Sound design. not sure. Last year it the first time horror had three movies in the Oscars since 81.
Ryan: first
tommy cresta: Really? 86.
Ryan: really
tommy cresta: Whenever your Aliens came out, because seeing your Aliens.
Ryan: which funny
tommy cresta: Which is funny because it was another Alien movie got nominated.
Ryan: That trailer was pretty good.
tommy cresta: So excited for, we have three Alien projects coming up.
Ryan: The trailer was pretty good.
tommy cresta: but Alien Earth comes out next couple weeks.
Ryan: The Xenomorph?
tommy cresta: Which I know you're still not excited for.
Ryan: i that trailer looks pretty good
tommy cresta: That trailer.
Ryan: it really
tommy cresta: I think that's what it is.
Ryan: yeah as well
tommy cresta: It's when I was saying something that you didn't like. The trailer.
Ryan: yeah the trailer was its pretty
tommy cresta: It was cool. It was cool seeing the ship land on Earth.
Ryan: of course
Ryan: hey
tommy cresta: Oh, and you got Tim the Olfant as the...
Ryan: ze more
tommy cresta: No, as the robot.
tommy cresta: Just says, and Tim the Olfant as...
Ryan: Is it like Prometheus? Okay.
tommy cresta: Alien.
Ryan: Yeah, cool.
tommy cresta: Then we got the Ridley Scott alien movie that he's directing.
Ryan: Yeah. yeah
tommy cresta: I don't know if he's doing. I think it's a sequel. But then, of course...
Ryan: is it a like prometheus government
tommy cresta: Yeah, I think it's following Covenant. And then we have the sequel to Romulus, which films in two months.
Ryan: like guy
Ryan: we
Ryan: yeah
tommy cresta: I'm so excited. but It's a great time to be a film person. you got a lot coming out this summer. We have a couple upcoming ones.
Ryan: yeah
tommy cresta: Jurassic World Rebirth, which we'll be seeing. ah Fantastic Four, Superman, and Eddington.
Ryan: Edmonton,
tommy cresta: to
Ryan: I'm actually excited for.
tommy cresta: I'm growing wo more and more.
Ryan: bro Yeah, that second trailer was better. Yeah.
tommy cresta: Yeah.
Ryan: Looks
tommy cresta: it got yeah because it fully looked like it leaned into more Ari Aster.
Ryan: cool.
tommy cresta: Just being chaotic.
Ryan: Just being chaotic.
tommy cresta: Yeah, chaotic.
Ryan: Yeah, chaotic. But I think, I'm hoping it stays like just a regular down-to-earth, like grounded story, not a giant penis in an attic.
tommy cresta: But think, I'm hoping it stays. Not Bo is Afraid chaotic.
Ryan: You know?
tommy cresta: Dude, that movie got so, that movie had such a great first act.
Ryan: That would be Yeah. and so
tommy cresta: And second act.
Ryan: The second act was good.
tommy cresta: Because in the woods was really cool with the play and stuff, which was wild.
Ryan: Yeah. then
tommy cresta: And then the third act
Ryan: The third act was just so fucking weird.
tommy cresta: Yeah, I forgot about the big penis.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: His dad?
Ryan: His dad.
tommy cresta: Oh, it is his dad. Fuck. Um... I was about to write down.
Ryan: oh
tommy cresta: Oh, is it called Cult Stealing, the new Austin Bolton movie?
Ryan: I think that's what it was.
tommy cresta: I thought so.
Ryan: yeah And then the ah the project Hail Mary.
tommy cresta: I'm excited for that. Maybe, uh... The project will come
Ryan: ah
tommy cresta: Oh yeah, we just got the trailer for.
Ryan: that was yeah yeah that trailer looked fun it looked uh you know yeah i don't it didn't look like a full comedy it looked like kind of like you know yeah yeah it looked like a dramedy like you know more than just comedic relief yeah
tommy cresta: I just hope it's serious enough. yeah i think
tommy cresta: There's scenes where he's crying in the trailers. Yeah, little bit.
tommy cresta: Yeah. Yeah, so we got we got a lot coming up recently now. I F1 was a weird movie to review. because It's because we've reviewed this movie on the podcast, I feel like, 20 times.
Ryan: Yeah, Gran Turismo was the most recent one.
tommy cresta: Yeah, we late just did that last year.
Ryan: Yeah. Rockies?
tommy cresta: And it's just any of these sports movies, it's hard to review like this.
Ryan: Yeah. I don't think it is.
tommy cresta: You know what we should do? We should Rocky rewatch.
Ryan: Yeah. rockies
tommy cresta: I love Rocky. Even though you think Creed 1 and 2 are better than most Rocky movies.
Ryan: means to
Ryan: yeah
tommy cresta: It's a crazy, crazy take.
Ryan: little think it is i think
tommy cresta: I think that's a wild...
Ryan: why
tommy cresta: Rocky 2 and Rocky Balboa are better than all of Creed's.
Ryan: Balboa?
tommy cresta: Yo, you better watch your mouth right there.
Ryan: Better than Creed?
tommy cresta: Balboa. Balboa is the second best Rocky movie.
Ryan: dumbbo Balboa.
tommy cresta: I stand by It's my favorite Rocky.
Ryan: So what do you go? Two, Balboa, one?
tommy cresta: Balboa 1, 4, 3, 5.
Ryan: one Wow. three, five.
tommy cresta: or three five
Ryan: Where do you put the Creeds in there?
Ryan: Two.
tommy cresta: 2, Balboa, Creed 1, Rocky 1, Creed 2.
Ryan: Balboa. Creed. Hmm.
tommy cresta: And then the rest the Rockies. And Creed 3 somewhere above 5.
Ryan: It's kind of wild.
tommy cresta: That's not crazy. and
Ryan: ah that
tommy cresta: How's that wild?
Ryan: Creed is really fucking good.
tommy cresta: is really So we're the first two Rocky movies and the last Rocky movie.
Ryan: Yeah, they were.
tommy cresta: The last Rocky movie is heartbreaking.
Ryan: What do you put grudge match in there?
tommy cresta: It's got the best scene in whole franchise.
Ryan: <unk>
Ryan: is not the
tommy cresta: not the line.
Ryan: what do you put grudge match in there
tommy cresta: That's not a Rocky movie.
Ryan: Well, apparently by your metrics, if we do a Days of Thunder and F1 movie, that would be, you know, be in that cinematic universe.
tommy cresta: Well, apparently, by your degree, except when you would dance a player at one movie, it would be...
Ryan: No, it's not Rocky and Raging Bull.
tommy cresta: No, because it's not Rocky Balboa in Grudge Match.
Ryan: It's the same fucking thing.
tommy cresta: No, it's not!
Ryan: No, it's not.
tommy cresta: It's literally Rocky in movie.
Ryan: It's literally Rocky and Raging Bull. That's what that movie is.
tommy cresta: That's what that but it's not.
Ryan: know, it's not. It's the same guy.
tommy cresta: He's not Southpaw in that movie.
tommy cresta: so Italian Stallion, dude.
Ryan: pulling out fucking terminology on me. South Carolina.
tommy cresta: Southpaw means left-handed.
Ryan: I know what it means.
tommy cresta: If you didn't realize that from baseball...
Ryan: No, know what it means.
tommy cresta: I'm not watching anymore.
Ryan: I know. It's fine.
tommy cresta: I just got my alert.
Ryan: Yeah, I'm getting the alerts. Yeah.
tommy cresta: Yeah. um
Ryan: Yeah. Yeah.
tommy cresta: Yeah, go see F1.
Ryan: good see
tommy cresta: It's a really fun time.
Ryan: really important
tommy cresta: If you like these kind of movies, you will love this movie.
Ryan: life and time
tommy cresta: If you love Brad Pitt, you'll love this movie.
Ryan: um just
tommy cresta: It's just a really fun movie. It has a really enjoyable cast and great chemistry. Just a really fun time.
Ryan: really
tommy cresta: and I mean, it's really cool seeing the racing from that perspective because you'll never get that you're just watching from a screen.
Ryan: it's really
Ryan: Yeah. The craziest shit was the, ah I mean, I know how expensive F1 is, but even seeing the worst team on the circuit still spending just millions a day, you're like, fuck.
tommy cresta: Yeah. I mean, I know how expensive that one is, but even seeing the worst team the circuit, it's like, hey, fuck.
tommy cresta: Crazy. That's why there's only 18 races. Yeah.
Ryan: Yeah. How do you make any money doing that?
tommy cresta: I didn't make any money.
Ryan: Because just go, if you give us a sticker to put on the helmet, it's $20 billion.
tommy cresta: If you give us a sticker to put my helmet, it's cool. Yeah, because you look at their – even their under, like their turtlenecks, so many sponsors.
Ryan: Yeah. So many sponsors. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
tommy cresta: And there's teams that are sponsored by the same companies. It's just your main sponsors.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: So yeah, it's a really fun time.
Ryan: Yeah. Yeah.
tommy cresta: if And if you've never watched F1 and you want to see what the sport's like, this is a pretty good way of looking at cause it because is what it's like.
Ryan: like
Ryan: yeah cool
tommy cresta: It's really fun to watch Brad Pitt just be a NASCAR driver and then gets thrown into F1 and then just starts stoning some wild shit.
Ryan: then yeah like
tommy cresta: It's like Major League, but more serious for racing.
Ryan: and
tommy cresta: It's like of misfits, quote-unquote.
Ryan: you Yeah. Just a hodgepodge of random fuckers.
tommy cresta: Great movie.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: Major League.
Ryan: Yeah.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: Win the whole fucking thing. um But yeah, Ryan, what is your ah recommendation of the week?
Ryan: yeah right I'm going to just go with the bear.
tommy cresta: I'm going to just go with the bear. Oh yeah, new season.
Ryan: is yeah I watched the first episode of the new season.
tommy cresta: I watched the first episode.
Ryan: It was just as good as it's been the whole time.
tommy cresta: The whole show.
Ryan: The show is just fucking good.
tommy cresta: Is this the final season or is there one more?
Ryan: so there I think there's going to be one more.
tommy cresta: I think this one.
Ryan: I don't know. I haven't checked, though.
tommy cresta: I think it's either this one or the next one.
Ryan: Don't quote me on that. Yeah.
tommy cresta: It's a good one.
Ryan: I'm going with
tommy cresta: I'm going with VHS. I just watched one and two.
Ryan: Big Heart.
tommy cresta: Big horror fan of, especially found footage, which is crazy that it's taken me all these years to get around these movies.
Ryan: It's crazy. It's because was talking to you.
tommy cresta: It's because I was never an anthology person, even if it was on TV or anything that.
Ryan: Oh, really? Yeah.
tommy cresta: just never was something that stuck to me.
Ryan: Gotcha. Yeah.
tommy cresta: I was like, it's kind of ridiculous. Why do I care about these short stories that are mixed together?
Ryan: now
tommy cresta: Well, now I get it It's because it's cool.
Ryan: good yeah
tommy cresta: And you get to see a bunch of different directors, especially huge directors.
Ryan: you oh
tommy cresta: Oh, Adam Lingard, the was talking about, he's only made the new two new films.
Ryan: one
Ryan: ah really
tommy cresta: Yeah. King Kong vs. Godzilla. And he's I don't think he's doing next one.
Ryan: yeah ah but
tommy cresta: But, yeah, they're really great.
Ryan: yeah
tommy cresta: I mean, it's one the Ty West.
Ryan: one i went hi
tommy cresta: Ty West does one of the shorts in the first one.
Ryan: Okay.
tommy cresta: can't remember any of the ones from the second one.
Ryan: but
tommy cresta: But if you love all types of horror, but in found footage style, this is exactly it.
Ryan: if you will
tommy cresta: You get horror slashers, you get paranormal, aliens, sci-fi, all of them all thrown into this found footage horror universe.
Ryan: just
tommy cresta: Just one heads up, everyone's a piece of fucking shit in these movies.
Ryan: shit
tommy cresta: They're all terrible human beings. Except for two people.
Ryan: six
tommy cresta: Six people.
Ryan: this
tommy cresta: actually There's four people in the one. There's four people in the one.
Ryan: okay But it really is.
tommy cresta: But it's really good. i was laying on the verge of tears during the one because it just really sad.
Ryan: I don't know where it's just really sad. Shark Knight.
tommy cresta: of nowhere, I thought it was going be like hard and I was like sad and upsetting.
Ryan: Shark Knight in 3D.
tommy cresta: It was kind of how he felt during Fright Night.
Ryan: Yeah. That scene sucked.
tommy cresta: Like, well, fuck, this is just sad out nowhere. Right.
Ryan: written yeah
tommy cresta: yeah oh Oh, not Fright Night.
Ryan: ah sure
tommy cresta: Shark Night.
Ryan: sha shark nine n three d
tommy cresta: In 3D. It's kind of like that, where out of nowhere it just gets super sad.
Ryan: yeah that that that seems so
tommy cresta: Yeah. No, Fright Night's another great movie. If you like vampires, go watch Fright Night.
Ryan: The original kind of scene.
tommy cresta: The original one. and The remake, whatever the fuck it's called. But yeah, um thank you guys so much for tuning in.
Ryan: But yeah.
tommy cresta: Make sure to go check out F1, which is in theaters now.
Ryan: I don't know that Jurassic World.
tommy cresta: I don't know if I should say go see Jurassic World or Jurassic Park.
Ryan: It's the world. Jurassic World.
tommy cresta: Jurassic World Rebirth, because we haven't seen it yet, which we will be going to review soon.
Ryan: Which will be a reason. But we'll probably do that.
tommy cresta: But we didn't want to put out this episode late, so we decided to just do an f one review.
Ryan: And yeah.
tommy cresta: But we'll probably go see Jurassic World and then review that.
Ryan: that
tommy cresta: Probably shit on it like we did the last two.
Ryan: and yeah
tommy cresta: And yeah, thank you guys so much.
Ryan: but
tommy cresta: And Ryan, is there anything you would like to add?
tommy cresta: don't think we reviewed Jurassic
Ryan: All-star game voting is fraudulent. Oh.
tommy cresta: World. Oh, 100%.
Ryan: yeah No way.
tommy cresta: No way that no Philly got picked.
Ryan: Yeah. Well, did you see that...
tommy cresta: Especially the fact that Juan Soto's in the All-Star game.
Ryan: That's so stupid. Did you see that ah all the Dodgers, like 52% of votes for the Dodgers came from Japan?
tommy cresta: and
Ryan: That's stupid.
tommy cresta: ah yeah they're like That's not fair.
Ryan: That's not fair.
tommy cresta: Of course they're going to vote for it.
Ryan: That's not fair. no
tommy cresta: you know, Pete Kerr Armstrong got a shit ton of votes from Japan.
Ryan: Oh, yeah.
tommy cresta: He's beloved in that country.
Ryan: yeah I love him so much. yeah
tommy cresta: But yeah, he's fine.
Ryan: mean, who doesn't? I love PCA too, but Jesus.
tommy cresta: But yeah, we will see you guys in the next one.
Ryan: He's so much fun to watch.


