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Ryan: Welcome back, everyone, to the Popper Podcast.
tommy cresta: Welcome back everyone to the Popcorn Podcast. I'm Tommy Cresta.
Ryan: I'm Tommy Cresta, alongside with my co-host Ryan Brand.
tommy cresta: Alongside me is my co-host Ryan Fran.
Ryan: Today, we're here to talk about the terminal team versus Xenomorph and some dudes in the house.
tommy cresta: Today we're here to talk about the Terminal Team versus Xenomorph and some news and everything else going on the film and entertainment world.
Ryan: Yeah. The dying daycare, baby. yeah. We're at the top of the earth, and some dudes in the house.
tommy cresta: um We're actually here to talk about Alien Earth and some of the news that's going on of course doing Ryan's start and cut list as we do in every episode now. But before we get into that, was I going say?
Ryan: thought you were going to okay
tommy cresta: No, I took a deep breath. can't remember what I was going to say.
Ryan: No. Okay. Gotcha.
tommy cresta: I have a whole... Oh, yeah.
Ryan: Yeah. Yeah.
tommy cresta: um Make sure to listen to the show everywhere you find podcasts.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: That is Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, YouTube. ah Go check out our clips on TikTok. The Popcorn underscore pod... No, it's The Popcorn Studios.
Ryan: yeah
tommy cresta: I always forget that's what the name is on YouTube.
Ryan: yeah
tommy cresta: TikTok now.
Ryan: yeah
tommy cresta: Because I like to being able to put gaming stuff under there now. um And go check out the gaming page, which The Popcorn Studios Gaming.
Ryan: okay
tommy cresta: We're just Popcorn Studios Gaming. The logo is almost identical. It's just green instead of orange.
Ryan: Why'd you pick green?
tommy cresta: um But yeah, our last like six TikToks have done. It's my favorite color. Green?
Ryan: From gaming? Green gaming?
tommy cresta: No. Do you like green?
Ryan: You like green?
tommy cresta: It's my favorite color.
Ryan: Your favorite color? Why?
tommy cresta: Why? It's always been my favorite color.
Ryan: Why?
tommy cresta: Why? It's my favorite lightsaber color.
Ryan: It is?
tommy cresta: Yeah. You're fucking would.
Ryan: You're a fucking blue guy. You're a red guy.
tommy cresta: You're a red guy.
Ryan: Let's be clear. you i
tommy cresta: clear. off, I'd purple lightsaber through and.
Ryan: No, you wouldn't.
tommy cresta: Yeah, I would.
Ryan: No, you wouldn't.
tommy cresta: I would help people. I'd be good.
Ryan: You wouldn't. You would be red and be like, Friday.
tommy cresta: i would not be a Sith.
Ryan: You'd fall to the dark side so fast.
tommy cresta: I'd probably be orange, actually, if we're really being. I'd like Balin.
Ryan: Maybe. I don't know.
tommy cresta: Because I would probably not agree with the Jedi ways, but I also wouldn't be like, i wouldn't be like, I'm not a terrorist.
Ryan: you know No.
tommy cresta: Like, I would lean.
Ryan: Yeah. No, you'd fall.
tommy cresta: so
Ryan: You'd fall to the dark side of me. If you try to do purple, fucking right white.
tommy cresta: What color are you, then?
tommy cresta: Red?
Ryan: I'm just on my own, dude. Balling.
tommy cresta: um whatever the fuck
Ryan: No, I'm whatever the fuck I just find. i'm like, oh shit, what do I do with this?
tommy cresta: shit i know
Ryan: Just go around robbing people or
tommy cresta: So yeah, but yeah, gaming page doing well. Gaining some followers finally. All you people that like the videos, that saved them and don't follow me though. Fuck you. It makes me so mad.
tommy cresta: Gets me very frustrated.
Ryan: Do you follow everybody on like TikTok?
tommy cresta: every
Ryan: How
tommy cresta: Not on that account. On my scrolling account?
Ryan: many followers?
tommy cresta: Yeah.
Ryan: um we followers
tommy cresta: I have three TikToks to it. I have three TikToks.
Ryan: Jesus. i Yeah.
tommy cresta: I have my scrolling, which is late like user something with no picture or anything.
Ryan: Okay.
tommy cresta: Then I have the podcast, like the main Popcorn Podcast.
Ryan: like
tommy cresta: Then I have the gaming account.
Ryan: Nice.
tommy cresta: But I don't really go on the other one.
Ryan: Whoa.
tommy cresta: We have like 50 followers. Holy shit.
Ryan: Holy shit. Popcorn pod gaming started following me.
tommy cresta: Popcorn Podcast Gaming started following
Ryan: That's awesome.
tommy cresta: Yeah, because I finally saw that you i saw that you liked all the posts. was like, oh shit, Ryan.
Ryan: but i
tommy cresta: yeah i don't go on TikTok at all.
Ryan: I don't go on Tik TOK at all.
tommy cresta: Yeah, so whenever I see you, I'm like, oh shit, Ryan does have TikTok.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: um But yeah, I like that you guys people are starting starting to hit more algorithms.
Ryan: yeah I like that people are starting to hit my eye with it.
tommy cresta: We're getting 1,000 views videos more often, couple 2,000 views videos.
Ryan: And in 2000, it is more often. Nice.
tommy cresta: A lot of them is just Conor with Duran giving up home runs.
Ryan: A lot of it is kind of planted.
tommy cresta: Then people just shit on Conor because they say it's not Duran's fault.
Ryan: Yeah, that's good.
tommy cresta: It's Conor's user error.
Ryan: It is.
tommy cresta: um It is 100% user error.
Ryan: It is. But yeah, before we get into our news, I'm going to start off with Ryan's part of Dallas.
tommy cresta: But yeah, before we get into our news part, where of course, we're going to start off with Ryan's starting cut list. So i have 10 films.
Ryan: So I've 10 films.
tommy cresta: Oh, are you reading something first?
Ryan: No, I'm looking at your TikTok.
tommy cresta: No,
Ryan: You follow 124 accounts. That's not, that's what I
tommy cresta: That's not, that's my old TikTok. don't even know my account info is on that one. Don't show that on that.
Ryan: told you. What?
tommy cresta: That's, that's old.
Ryan: That's old.
tommy cresta: That's from like 2019.
Ryan: That's like 2019.
tommy cresta: Hence why my grad photo is my, why?
Ryan: It's great. Yeah.
tommy cresta: That's me graduating from high school.
Ryan: Graduating from high school.
Ryan: Surprising.
tommy cresta: Surprisingly.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: Yeah. I'm down couple last tests because someone didn't want to hand in their assignments.
Ryan: Happens. Are you ready? Yeah.
tommy cresta: Are you ready?
Ryan: happens Yeah, ready.
tommy cresta: Yeah. For your starting cut?
Ryan: starting yeah i'm ready
tommy cresta: Yeah, ready.
Ryan: So, ten films and I actually got few in there.
tommy cresta: Okay, Ten films. And I actually did a theme here. I picked two directors and I split up their films.
Ryan: I picked two directions and split up the films. So you five people two directions.
tommy cresta: So you got five films from two directors. Okay.
Ryan: Okay.
tommy cresta: Ready?
Ryan: Right? Yeah.
tommy cresta: Yeah. Yeah. So the first film on this list is The Fablemans.
Ryan: So the first one was the payments.
Ryan: You fucked up.
tommy cresta: Really? Yeah, I know.
Ryan: I never saw it. Really? Yeah, no, I never once saw it.
tommy cresta: So it's cutting?
Ryan: So it's cutting?
tommy cresta: it's cutting.
Ryan: Yeah, I guess cut it. So it's Spielberg.
tommy cresta: So it's Spielberg.
Ryan: Prison.
tommy cresta: Prisoners.
Ryan: And the new, yeah.
tommy cresta: Yeah, yeah.
Ryan: Villeneuve.
tommy cresta: new
Ryan: Okay. Villeneuve. Villeneuve?
tommy cresta: and
Ryan: Yeah. Well, I kept Prisoners before, so I'll keep it again.
tommy cresta: ah cant per
Ryan: know.
tommy cresta: I know why we did this before.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: E.T.
Ryan: E.T. Keeping E.T. Can't beat it.
tommy cresta: Dune Part 2.
Ryan: Cut. Just didn't love it.
tommy cresta: didn like
Ryan: I like the first one better.
tommy cresta: Saving Private Ryan.
Ryan: Keep. It's great movie.
tommy cresta: Arrival.
Ryan: Arrival.
tommy cresta: Arrival is really good.
Ryan: Arrival's really good. Okay. I like Arrival a lot, but I'm going to cut it because I know there's a lot of good movies coming i mean, it's fucking Spielberg and Villeneuve.
tommy cresta: I like Arrival lot. rivals yes I'm going to cut it because I know there's a lot of good movies coming out. I mean, it's fucking Spielberg. Catch me if you can.
Ryan: I've actually never seen it.
tommy cresta: What?
Ryan: You've never seen Catch Me If You Can.
tommy cresta: That's the my second favorite Spielberg movie.
Ryan: Sorry, you're, you know, old as shit.
tommy cresta: That's crazy. Brother.
Ryan: You probably came out when you were like 20.
tommy cresta: Brother, we're two years apart. Dune.
Ryan: I'll keep Dune.
tommy cresta: Well, this list got ruined because you didn't see one of the greatest movies of all time.
Ryan: Yeah, sorry. think things too. Keep.
tommy cresta: Raiders the Lost Ark.
Ryan: Okay. Well, oh, well. Yeah. No, I didn't.
tommy cresta: And Sicario.
Ryan: okay well oh well
tommy cresta: Was that your last one?
Ryan: yeah so
tommy cresta: So your cut is The Fableman's.
Ryan: stuff
tommy cresta: Dune Part 2, Arrival, Catch Me If You Can, and Sicario.
Ryan: horse you
tommy cresta: And then your start is Rares of Lost Ark, Dune, Saving Private Ryan, E.T., Prisoner. No, you cut one more than you needed to.
Ryan: so
tommy cresta: No, didn't.
Ryan: i didn't
tommy cresta: You did. i just counted four.
Ryan: Which say the keep again?
tommy cresta: You keep.
Ryan: you key
tommy cresta: Rares the Lost Ark, Dune, Saving Private Ryan, E.T., Prisoner.
Ryan: to Dumbass.
tommy cresta: No, I didn't.
Ryan: What are you doing?
tommy cresta: Uh... you count with
Ryan: You counted with your fingers and still didn't realize.
tommy cresta: I know. I cause i was doing it under the table trying not to like do it quickly. cause except It's hard when you're typing. It's hard to multitask.
Ryan: Uh-huh.
tommy cresta: I'm still stuck on the fact that you haven't seen Catch Me If You Can.
Ryan: Yeah, no, never saw it.
tommy cresta: That's wild.
Ryan: I just never have.
tommy cresta: You would love that movie. probably would.
Ryan: I probably would.
tommy cresta: It's based on a true story.
Ryan: i know.
tommy cresta: know. That's crazy.
Ryan: He's helping the FBI now.
tommy cresta: Is he still alive?
Ryan: I think so.
tommy cresta: Yeah. Good for him.
Ryan: He wasn't like that old.
tommy cresta: Frank Darabont?
Ryan: Yeah. No.
tommy cresta: No. Who's that?
Ryan: Frank Darabont directed fucking The Mist and shit.
tommy cresta: Frank Darabont directed Yeah, he's directing...
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: he did director.
Ryan: Not The Mist. Yeah, he did direct The Mist and Shawshank and Green Mile.
tommy cresta: Yeah. And he's directing episodes Stranger Things.
Ryan: A couple of, yeah, Stranger Things.
tommy cresta: Which is crazy that he came out of retirement for that.
Ryan: great
tommy cresta: No, um...
Ryan: It is Frank Summer.
tommy cresta: Frank something.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: Whatever. Cool guy, though. Leo plays a fantastic job in that.
Ryan: Fluorescent.
tommy cresta: News, though, but before we get into Alien Earth.
Ryan: The tubes. Yeah. They're fucking gross.
tommy cresta: First look at Kane Parsons' A24 is the backroom film.
Ryan: twenty
tommy cresta: This comes out 2026. ah It's just the poster. It's in the main, the back room. It's floor.
Ryan: or
tommy cresta: think it's called Floor Zero, if I remember correctly. It's just the yellow walls, wet carpet, buzzing neon lights. Neon lights? Fluorescent lights.
Ryan: fluorescent
tommy cresta: Yeah, I have those in my...
Ryan: tubes
tommy cresta: Yeah, tube lights. I have those in my basement.
Ryan: and fucking gross
tommy cresta: Thanks.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: seen in
Ryan: I like the scene in Halloween when he, the newest one, when he stabs the lady through the neck.
tommy cresta: Oh, he breaks it.
Ryan: She somehow is alive in the next one.
tommy cresta: and something. Yeah, you know, she gets stabbed like 24 times or something with all this.
Ryan: Yeah. Yeah.
Ryan: Directly through the fucking windpipe.
tommy cresta: But yeah, it looks, all you really see is the slate.
Ryan: yeah
tommy cresta: says what the movie is. Yellow walls, wet carpet.
Ryan: you
tommy cresta: But yeah it's like you can smell the wet carpet.
Ryan: me right Why is that stuck on the chair?
Ryan: Thank you.
tommy cresta: ah Next bit, we got our first trailer for Good Boy. Good The horror movie from the dog's perspective comes out October 3rd.
Ryan: or
tommy cresta: i think it looks pretty good. It's a small budget movie.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: But looks creepy. I'm going to go see It's on October 3rd probably. Looks a good spooky time horror movie.
Ryan: Maybe. It depends how good the dog's performance is. Is going to be like...
tommy cresta: Do you see the one that's like best performance of all? And it was like no matter the species.
Ryan: I don't know.
tommy cresta: they
Ryan: Maybe it'll be good. I mean, it's not going to hold a candle like Air Bud or something like that, but it could be okay.
tommy cresta: Airborne movies are ass.
Ryan: What?
tommy cresta: Never did it for him me as a kid.
Ryan: You don't like Air Bud?
tommy cresta: yeah No. You
Ryan: i like Air Bud. I haven't seen it since I was 12 8.
tommy cresta: you probably watch, you probably like super babies or whatever, baby geniuses or whatever.
Ryan: but by
tommy cresta: The babies that were like spies, like the nineties.
Ryan: Baby.
Ryan: Baby. I have no idea what you're talking about.
tommy cresta: Oh, I watched little Einstein.
Ryan: I watched Little Einsteins as a young kid.
tommy cresta: What's that?
Ryan: Little Einsteins. It was a Disney show.
tommy cresta: Oh, little Einstein.
Ryan: hey Yeah. Shit ruled.
tommy cresta: i'm a boy hear any do Yeah.
Ryan: It was great. They a little like spaceship.
tommy cresta: Yeah.
Ryan: They didn't go into space.
tommy cresta: The rocket. Yeah.
Ryan: they they rocket Yeah, it was awesome. we're code Dude, Codename Kids Next Door.
tommy cresta: Not as good as wonder pets.
Ryan: Wonder Pets was the shit. yeah
tommy cresta: That was the shit.
Ryan: Wonder Pets was great.
tommy cresta: See, we're we're the same age almost.
Ryan: but Yeah. Do you remember Codename Kids Next Door? Cartoon Network?
tommy cresta: How do you remember that?
Ryan: Because it was a banger.
tommy cresta: Yeah, that was yeah i was like the end of me being really little.
Ryan: yeah oh
Ryan: I remember it.
tommy cresta: That's crazy.
Ryan: Good job.
tommy cresta: Crazy pool. um First full-length trailer for Osgood Perkins' new film, Keeper.
Ryan: First point.
tommy cresta: This film debuts November 14th.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: I think it looks really creepy.
Ryan: i mean
tommy cresta: It's Osgood Perkins. He's 50-50 far. And this looks like it's leaning more into the horror side of it.
Ryan: and
tommy cresta: And when he's done that with long legs, really fantastic.
Ryan: and we' done really yeah
tommy cresta: One my favorite movies of the last year. Probably one of my favorite movies since we've done the podcast.
Ryan: Yeah, I mean, he can be good for sure.
tommy cresta: Yeah, I mean, he can be good for sure.
Ryan: I think I need to see some more trailers from this movie to think of, like, if it's going to be very good or not.
tommy cresta: I think I need to see some more trailers from this movie to think if it's going to be very good or not. Because this trailer was just shots of two people crushing each other and then shots of a forest.
Ryan: Because this trailer was just shots of two people touching each other and then shots of a forest. And i'm like, okay.
tommy cresta: and with And old people.
Ryan: Yeah, there's probably, it seems like there's a witch somewhere around there.
tommy cresta: Yeah, it seems like there's a witch somewhere around there, but
Ryan: But i don't know We'll see how this is.
tommy cresta: don't know. We'll how this is. Maybe it's about codependency again.
Ryan: Maybe.
tommy cresta: Did you see, like, the black face people?
Ryan: Yeah, kind of. Wait, hold on.
tommy cresta: Wait, pause.
Ryan: It was.
tommy cresta: Bad.
Ryan: What do you mean my band?
tommy cresta: um no No, like, bad wording by me.
Ryan: No, there's people in the movie that have really like shadow people.
tommy cresta: There's people in the movie that had, lay like, shadow faces.
Ryan: Okay.
tommy cresta: And it's laid, like, the line that they keep saying, like, is it a mask that they're just wearing?
Ryan: And it's played by the line that you're saying.
Ryan: yeah
tommy cresta: It's like...
Ryan: it's like
tommy cresta: are you just with these people for the looks like is how I keep saying and there's a character is like crawling up the steps and they leaves have a black face like pure yeah older though right that's 2018 2019
Ryan: yeah
Ryan: right. Maybe I'll rewatch it because I only watched it the once five minutes ago. So I got to rewatch it. But i don't know. It looks fine, I guess. We'll see how he does. Like like you said, he's a good director.
Ryan: Even before, we only reviewed, and I've only seen Long Legs and the Monkey.
tommy cresta: before review
Ryan: But he's also got, people say the Black Coat's Daughter is really good.
tommy cresta: who said yeah
Ryan: Yeah. Yeah. And I'm not just um not just pulling it out of my ass because I just pulled up his filmography.
tommy cresta: that's older though right that's twenty eighteen twenty nineteen
Ryan: 15. Oh, Yeah.
tommy cresta: Oh, wow, that's really old. I was 14 when that came out.
Ryan: Yeah. And Gretel and Hansel was That's that. Yeah.
tommy cresta: I saw that in theaters.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: That was like the beginning of 2020, wasn't it?
Ryan: was
tommy cresta: think so. Yeah, I mean, he's been making movies for
Ryan: think so. Yeah, I mean, he's he's been making movies for a little bit.
tommy cresta: That movie, that only problem with that movie is that very, very, very slow. Nothing really happens.
Ryan: Gotcha.
tommy cresta: That's what the, uh, Aunt Agnes in Weapons, she kind of reminds me of the witch in Gretel Hansel.
Ryan: yeah kind of
Ryan: Really?
tommy cresta: Yeah. Yeah, she reminds me
Ryan: Did you see the actress said that she's just misunderstood?
tommy cresta: I see the actress that she's just misunderstood. Yes.
Ryan: You see that?
tommy cresta: Great performance.
Ryan: great Yeah, it's creepy.
tommy cresta: Yeah. Amy Madigan? Madigan?
Ryan: Looks fine.
tommy cresta: No. Whatever name I'm sorry I'm getting it wrong, but you did a fantastic job.
Ryan: Yeah, you don't like fun, but you love sad shit about fucking people dying.
tommy cresta: And the best trailer we're going to talk about today Eleanor the Great, Scarlett Johansson's directorial debut. That
Ryan: fine
tommy cresta: was You always rip on me for not being fun and stuff.
Ryan: all
tommy cresta: You're such a hater on what looks like a beautiful film.
Ryan: yeah you don't like fun but you love sad shit about
tommy cresta: Yeah, you don't fun, but you love sad shit.
Ryan: fucking people dying
tommy cresta: people It looks like a beautiful film.
Ryan: It does look nice. It looks like there's something that we're going to see.
tommy cresta: looks like
Ryan: and You're going to be bawling. And I'm going to be like, nice.
tommy cresta: Yes.
Ryan: Not laughing at the woman.
tommy cresta: um You shouldn't watch. I feel like you shouldn't watch The Life of Chuck. feel like you'll hate that movie.
Ryan: No, I think I like it. Just to be clear, I'm not laughing at the lady, the Holocaust survivor being interviewed.
tommy cresta: Sure. way hol look sure
Ryan: I'm laughing at Tommy crying because it's very funny to me. Like every time you watch Amazing Spider-Man 2 and cry.
tommy cresta: like every time you
tommy cresta: Every time.
Ryan: And I laugh.
tommy cresta: Every time.
Ryan: So good.
tommy cresta: So sad. And the last bit news is that Peacemaker Season 2 is certified fresh at a 97% critic score, which is actually higher than Season 1.
Ryan: and
tommy cresta: And this debuts this week, August 21st.
Ryan: and
Ryan: Nice.
tommy cresta: Yeah?
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: Very exciting.
Ryan: I'm excited. I got to go back.
tommy cresta: I'm excited. tried rewatching it first.
Ryan: I tried rewatching the first season. Then I kind of started watching other shit though. But, um,
tommy cresta: I'm going just watch like a 20-minute break. I have a feeling the first episode is going to have like
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: Last season, and then give me a refresher.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: Yeah, I'm sure.
Ryan: I'm sure they will, but it was, I mean, season one was great.
tommy cresta: But it was, I mean, his mom was great, so.
Ryan: So definitely, um, might just rewatch it anyways.
tommy cresta: Yeah. Definitely. Might just re-watch it anyway. Yeah, it takes place, what, two weeks after Superman, they said?
Ryan: Does it? Yeah.
tommy cresta: Does Yeah. Yeah. Because it's going to be about Rick Flagg Sr.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: hunting down Beatsmaker.
Ryan: Yeah. yeah And they'll have to, ah you've said it before, but they're going to show you how he comes to this universe now.
tommy cresta: Yeah. And they'll have to, like you said before, but they're going to show you how he comes to this universe now. Yeah.
Ryan: Yeah. How they, they change it. Um, So yeah, we'll see that.
tommy cresta: So yeah, we'll see that.
Ryan: i don't know i don't know how that's going to be.
tommy cresta: don't know be. I haven't thought it was going super simple.
Ryan: Oh yeah, I think he's going to be...
tommy cresta: Oh, yeah. Hopefully.
Ryan: Because we see in the one trailer there's two Peacemakers.
tommy cresta: Because we've seen in the one trailer in these two weeks. I feel like that's going be early on.
Ryan: I feel like that's going to be early on.
tommy cresta: It just goes in kills.
Ryan: He just goes in and kills...
tommy cresta: Kills the other one. Yeah, kills the other one.
Ryan: Yeah, he kills the other one and he's fine.
tommy cresta: fine. Because we've seen him two weeks.
Ryan: Because we've seen him in Superman.
tommy cresta: Yeah, and he's very funny in Superman.
Ryan: Yeah, he's just talking shit.
tommy cresta: Yeah. Fucking shit. It's good.
Ryan: It's good.
tommy cresta: But yeah, that is the end of the news segment of this.
Ryan: Yeah, that the end of the news segment this.
tommy cresta: So if you haven't seen Alien Earth and you want to,
Ryan: Everything is perfect.
tommy cresta: Go to Disney Plus or Hulu and watch the first two episodes, and then come back and we'll listen to the rest of this episode.
Ryan: Go, Disney, and go, and go. If they come back and listen...
tommy cresta: But if not, we'll talk to you later in the next episode.
Ryan: We'll talk to you later.
tommy cresta: But for everyone who is saying, we're now moving on to Alien Earth, which is currently sitting at 7.8 out of out of IGN, and a Tomatoes, and Mr.
Ryan: really
tommy cresta: October. but seventy five percent on google
Ryan: seventy <unk>ve got
tommy cresta: we've got excuse me our first two episodes out
Ryan: first
tommy cresta: titled neverland and mr october And a quick synopsis for the series is when a mysterious space vessel kreslet crash lands on Earth, Wendy and a ragtag group of tactical soldiers make a faithful discovery that puts them face-to-face with the planet's greatest threat.
Ryan: Maybe. The terminal team? Yeah, hell yeah. Who I think is
tommy cresta: I don't think they mean them, Ryan, as the soldiers.
Ryan: go
tommy cresta: I think they mean the soldiers we meet.
Ryan: maybe
tommy cresta: maybe and don't think they mean the terminal team.
Ryan: the terminal team yeah hell yeah
tommy cresta: this is This cast is Sidney Chandler as Wendy, Timothy Olfan as Kirsch,
Ryan: this can together
tommy cresta: Alex Lawther as Hermit, Lily Newark as Nibs, Essie Davis as Dame Sylvia, and then Samuel Blanket as Boy ca Cavalier, who I think is going to be the highlight of this series.
Ryan: right
Ryan: ah same a who
Ryan: The highlight of the series.
tommy cresta: the The guy who's like developing them.
Ryan: The title. Yeah, maybe.
tommy cresta: and the I love that he's barefoot in this. i love he's fucking great Yeah, but he's playing it so well.
Ryan: I love that he's a fucking prick and I want to punch him in the face. Yeah. yeah Oh yeah, he's doing a great job.
tommy cresta: he's doing a great job.
Ryan: I just want to kick him in the teeth.
tommy cresta: Yeah.
Ryan: um wonder he's
tommy cresta: But i want I wonder if we're going to see him interact with any of these creatures.
Ryan: getting that.
tommy cresta: I wonder if they're going to get and then bring them back.
Ryan: He just gets mauled by a xenomorph.
tommy cresta: It's got to be, right?
Ryan: Maybe. Yeah, like...
tommy cresta: feel like these movies always, that's what they do. like The people who send have to face their...
Ryan: yeah like
tommy cresta: like They have to deal with their consequences.
Ryan: like Yeah. The best was Prometheus watching old ass guy Pierce get beaten to death with a head. David's head.
tommy cresta: ah yeah
Ryan: God.
tommy cresta: I forgot that's Guy Pearce.
Ryan: Yeah. It's great old man makeup.
tommy cresta: I love that. I don't know how you don't love that movie.
Ryan: I don't, yeah, I didn't, I didn't hate Prometheus now that I think about it more.
tommy cresta: Yeah, didn't i didn't hate from me just now I don't
Ryan: i don't love it at all.
tommy cresta: yeah
Ryan: um
tommy cresta: I'm also more of a... I love this franchise movie you do. Oh, yeah.
Ryan: Oh yeah, way more.
tommy cresta: Yeah.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: But you really like that... What?
Ryan: what
tommy cresta: Actually, I don't want to Don't tell me where you rank this because we're doing at the end of the series. Yeah.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: um But yeah, episode one.
Ryan: Finally.
tommy cresta: What?
Ryan: Finally.
tommy cresta: Finally. I've been saying this for a while.
Ryan: I'm saying it from Bob. But episode one, the spaceship cracks on her brother.
tommy cresta: But episode one, Neverland. When a spaceship crash lands on Earth, a sister searches for her brother amidst an unexpected alien threat.
Ryan: it's written and directed by Holly, the creator of the series.
tommy cresta: This episode was written and directed by Noah Hawley, the creator of the series.
Ryan: But yeah, it's jumping out of the universe.
tommy cresta: But yeah, get is jumping right into this, I think that the show did a great job of completely changing what I thought this series was going to be.
Ryan: I think the show did a great job of completely changing what I thought the series was going to be. Completely fucking on its head.
tommy cresta: Completely flipping on its head. And it definitely leans into how he is as a writer, especially if you've seen the Fargo series, which Noah Hawley has worked on his entire career.
Ryan: And it definitely... leans into how he's an AZA writer, especially if you've seen the Barbie series, which has worked on his entire career.
tommy cresta: And it's definitely serious like Alien is, but it has those moments where you're like, what the fuck is this?
Ryan: And it's definitely serious, like it only is, but it has those moments where you're what the fuck is this? But at the same time, seeing the practical sense, and hearing the best, and we'll talk about how immersive everything is, and you can see everything as practical, and we only see
tommy cresta: But at the same time, seeing the practical sets and hearing in the cast and everyone talk about how immersive everything is that they're working on as is really cool to see. And you can see everything is practical. And the new creatures that we've only seen... One, two.
tommy cresta: Two of them out, right? The plant one and the slug one. The blood thing.
Ryan: like
tommy cresta: Oh, no, the octopus thing.
Ryan: i yeah
tommy cresta: Yeah, that thing. And then there's the flying thing, which i've not has not gotten out yet.
Ryan: Which flying thing?
tommy cresta: It's in one of the cases. You see it for a quick second.
Ryan: Oh, okay.
tommy cresta: he has a fla thing gang Yeah, the plant.
Ryan: And then there's that thing hanging on the ceiling that it's like, yeah. Yeah. I like how they they brought in a lot more.
tommy cresta: like Yeah, we get the quick little like breakdown of what each thing is.
Ryan: This is in episode two, one in episode one, but they, there's a lot of more aliens. Yeah. Yeah, a little bit.
tommy cresta: attempts go one
Ryan: Yeah. There's lot more aliens. It's not just Xenomorph, which is good because, you know, Xenomorphs are the best. They're awesome. But there's been so many movies.
tommy cresta: It's cool to see some world building. Yeah, it's good to see there's not just one
Ryan: Yeah, it's good to see, like, there's not just one alien out there. There's is a lot of aliens that can fuck you up.
tommy cresta: Yeah, it's just like, there's one perfect one.
Ryan: one
tommy cresta: yeah
Ryan: Yeah, the other ones are just freaky as hell.
tommy cresta: That eye thing is...
Ryan: The eyeball is awesome.
tommy cresta: That thing is weird looking.
Ryan: think Yeah, it's really cool.
tommy cresta: The scene with the cat was kind of sad, though.
Ryan: I thought it was awesome.
tommy cresta: so The poor cat. it really cool
Ryan: That was one of the coolest scenes of the show for me.
tommy cresta: Yeah, it was really cool.
Ryan: Yeah, well...
tommy cresta: seen how Yeah.
Ryan: Seeing how it worked just takes over your mind or body.
tommy cresta: don't like bugs, though.
Ryan: That's awesome.
tommy cresta: You don't fuck with bugs.
Ryan: It's very cool. The slugs are gross, though.
tommy cresta: you don't like bugs though
Ryan: You I don't like bugs.
tommy cresta: like but you don't fuckle bug
Ryan: I don't fuck with bugs. No, I don't know.
tommy cresta: So what do you think happens with those? So like they suck the blood, they get big.
Ryan: I think it's like big...
tommy cresta: i so Do they get bigger?
Ryan: No, I think...
tommy cresta: Like will those things get huge?
Ryan: I don't think so.
tommy cresta: don't think so.
Ryan: I think they got as big as we see them get and then they kind of just fall off and roll around.
tommy cresta: I think they got we see them get and then kind of just fall off roll around. Then what happens? They just go back to normal size again?
Ryan: They probably just digest all the blood and look for more. It's like a mosquito.
tommy cresta: Yeah, for more. Ew. That's nasty as hell.
Ryan: Yeah. I hate mosquitoes.
tommy cresta: Yeah. I hate mosquitoes. What a shit creature. Um... But yeah, I'll give for the acting performances so far, Sydney Chandler, she is playing 10-year-old girl in an adult body extremely well.
Ryan: But yeah, give you an action for us tomorrow. Sitting here, mosquito is playing a 10-year-old girl who's in a full body very well.
Ryan: Mm-hmm.
tommy cresta: And the fact that...
tommy cresta: I think just the way that she like...
Ryan: I think it's just the way it's like, we talked in the first game theater as an adult, right away from how he's like, he's still kid.
tommy cresta: We talked about the first time you see her as an adult, right away you can tell that she's like... It's still a kid. so
Ryan: Oh, yeah.
tommy cresta: And the way...
Ryan: And the way, we kind of, at least I do, oh, God, we're going to be like super soldiers.
tommy cresta: We kind of got nervous, I think. At least i did when like I realized what they were going with. i was like, oh, God, are they just going to go in here and be like super soldiers?
Ryan: But it doesn't seem like an adult.
tommy cresta: Which could still happen. But it doesn't seem like they're going that route at all.
Ryan: Yeah, no. I think all of them do a good job.
tommy cresta: I think all of them do a good job.
Ryan: All the adult actors do a good job of having that like childlike look in their eyes, if that makes sense.
tommy cresta: All the adult actors do a good job of having that childlike look in their eyes, that makes yeah You know what mean?
Ryan: You know what and I mean? like They look fucking clueless.
tommy cresta: Like, they look fucking clued. They look like stupid kids.
Ryan: They look like stupid kids.
tommy cresta: They're in adult bodies that like, on the town.
Ryan: They're just in adult bodies that can you know lift 100 pounds.
tommy cresta: When they put the... When they covered up the eye and then he put the the microscope on top it, which did nothing.
Ryan: they talk Oh, yeah.
Ryan: Yeah, yeah.
tommy cresta: Typically, All fan as a synthetic was a really good casting.
Ryan: the
tommy cresta: He just has here's nothing behind those eyes.
Ryan: Yeah, he's just soulless. Yeah.
tommy cresta: But yeah, i'm i'm real I am excited to see where more of this show goes.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: And I think it's going to be cool to see how...
Ryan: it's good
tommy cresta: What happened that these kind of synthetic human crossovers aren't a thing in the later...
Ryan: what
tommy cresta: era.
Ryan: yeah
tommy cresta: Like, why aren't these around me anymore?
Ryan: Yeah, maybe i mean maybe they just got bought out or something.
tommy cresta: Yeah. Or they all die. Alex Lawther playing Hermit.
Ryan: or like Like we said earlier, maybe obviously we don't know, but maybe the kid dies.
tommy cresta: maybe
Ryan: like The guy who made them dies and can't make any more.
tommy cresta: yeah but they all die
Ryan: Yeah, they're all going to die. That would make sense. Or they just get shot off into space.
tommy cresta: good shot
Ryan: Like, what we what are we doing now?
tommy cresta: alex law playing hermit
Ryan: Alex Walters is playing. He's also a guy who's an android.
tommy cresta: um he's also really good. I love him in Andor.
Ryan: He's person who's in the fucking world.
tommy cresta: I love him in Worst Person in the Fucking World. he is He's just a really good actor, and I like him in this role. he's They always need someone, especially in the Alien movies, that's like the smart person that knows something's wrong, and it's like, hey, we need to like not be here.
Ryan: he's smart and those fucking rules like hey normal fucking dude yeah here
tommy cresta: And he's like, hey, there's there's like an alien here. And the kid's like, there's a bear. And he's like, that's not it's not a bear.
Ryan: it's not fair can't blame the kids though if you've only been on earth your whole life and you're like
tommy cresta: No. If you've only been on Earth your whole life, and you're like, There's a bunch of dead people on the ceiling.
Ryan: There's a bunch of dead people on the ceiling. You're like, oh, that's a bear.
tommy cresta: You're like, oh, that's a bear.
Ryan: It has to be. Yeah.
tommy cresta: And then you actually see what it is.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: Xenomorph design, though? 10 out of 10.
Ryan: Yeah, look cool.
tommy cresta: so Really good. I was really nervous that, like, because sometimes they have some time taking a little bit of liberties in how they look.
Ryan: some go on
tommy cresta: Like, the ones in Covenant, I know they're not xenomorphs fully. Like, they're, like, Antimor...
Ryan: Which is fucking stupid.
tommy cresta: Yeah, there's, like, different versions of them.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: And I'm okay with having, like, different breeds of them.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: But I like the basic ones.
Ryan: yeah
tommy cresta: Like, I do like the one that has like, the back things on them.
Ryan: i do
tommy cresta: The one...
Ryan: Like the classic is good.
tommy cresta: The classic. Yeah, the classic's the best one.
Ryan: Yeah, the classic is less small.
tommy cresta: And it's cool to see that one, even though this one's a little shorter.
Ryan: Yeah. And it's cool to see that. Yeah, it looked a little smaller, but it could have been like a, I don't know.
tommy cresta: Yeah, it looks a little Yeah. Yeah, might not be fully grown, but I don't know how fast...
Ryan: Well, they grow fast as shit.
tommy cresta: They grow They grow faster. Yeah, faster than normal.
Ryan: It's not going to be, yeah. yeah
tommy cresta: But yeah, so... that there There were some really creepy-ass scenes in this, though.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: like Like, fear for me, like, alien fear.
Ryan: here
tommy cresta: Like, when he's looking up in the scene, I just thought about playing Alien in Isolation.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: was like, it's just like a vent. Yeah.
Ryan: I gotta play that. Yeah.
tommy cresta: was like, don't walk past it.
Ryan: Yeah. Yeah.
tommy cresta: But yeah, I'm... And they had a couple of shots where like it's in the background.
Ryan: and they
Ryan: yeah
tommy cresta: There's some cool stuff like that. we All three of us, Connor watched it with us.
Ryan: we
tommy cresta: ah The air shot out of a valve.
Ryan: how
tommy cresta: In the background, we were like, oh.
Ryan: oh
tommy cresta: I'm like, oh, never mind. Just just air.
Ryan: yeah
tommy cresta: But yeah, i i was I was very happy with the first two episodes.
Ryan: yeah a
tommy cresta: And I mean, it seems like this show, and then after I make this, want to hear more of your thoughts. But they um it seems like this show is going to move at a breakneck pace.
Ryan: but they are, it's like,
tommy cresta: like This is one story and it's going to be quick.
Ryan: yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sure.
tommy cresta: yeah But I guess it has to be.
Ryan: Yeah, I think so.
tommy cresta: Yeah, i think so.
Ryan: Just cause it's a limited series and there's just, it's just the one season.
tommy cresta: because it's a limited series. It's just the one season.
Ryan: I feel like ah you, you were you were saying not on here yet, but you were saying it's probably going to take place in the, just in the ship.
tommy cresta: I feel like you were saying, not on here yet, but you were saying it's probably going to take place just in the ship. I think that could happen.
Ryan: I think that could happen, but also there was, there were trailer shots of like the alien in like a cave somewhere.
tommy cresta: But also, there was the were trailer shots of the alien and the king.
Ryan: Right.
tommy cresta: I think they're going to end back up on Neverland. The island. Yeah.
Ryan: Yeah, yeah, something like that.
tommy cresta: I think they're going to collect. I think we might see them collect them in either this tomorrow's episode or the day after.
Ryan: Collect them. and
Ryan: Yeah, because if it was just on the ship, it's like you called it alien earth to just have it in the spaceship.
tommy cresta: Yeah. Because if it was just on a ship, it's like, you called it Alien Earth, they had it in this space.
Ryan: That was fun.
tommy cresta: Yeah, and we see the scene where the soldiers come out of the water.
Ryan: Yeah, yeah.
tommy cresta: Yeah.
Ryan: Yeah. Yeah.
tommy cresta: So I think we are going see them go back, which is why I think, um I think it's going really cool and we're seeing an alien like out in like, especially and like a tropical kind of setting like that.
Ryan: what
Ryan: i
Ryan: special like yeah
tommy cresta: There's, i feel like it opens up what you can do with the characters.
Ryan: It would be cool. Or if they got out and you just see the alien hunting a bear and the kid's like, oh, it's not a bear.
tommy cresta: if they got out, you see the alien hunting a bear. it's not a bear. That's not a bear. And we saw, what, there's five eggs out right now that they're going to look at
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: Yeah.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: Yeah.
Ryan: And then the one kid got tackled.
tommy cresta: And then the kicker. Exactly. Yeah.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: Hermit, the brother.
Ryan: Yeah. The brother.
tommy cresta: The brother.
Ryan: um Yeah.
tommy cresta: Yeah.
Ryan: and The show's been good.
tommy cresta: The show's been good.
Ryan: Like you said, the first two episodes were really good.
tommy cresta: Like you said, the first two episodes were really good.
Ryan: i
tommy cresta: I'm anticipating the next couple just to see if the show can keep up with how good it was.
Ryan: anticipating the next couple just to see if the show can keep up with how good it was. But i will say that I'm not like, i don't think i love them as much as you did.
tommy cresta: But will say, though, I don't think I loved them as much as you did.
Ryan: I still really enjoyed them.
tommy cresta: I still really enjoyed them.
Ryan: Thought it was fun, but I thought there were some points that is like a little over the top.
tommy cresta: thought it was fun. thought there were some points that were a little over the top.
Ryan: I kind of wish,
tommy cresta: I kind of wish...
Ryan: As much as I like seeing Xenomorph just fuck people up, I kind of wish there was more, like, suspense with it.
tommy cresta: As much as I like seeing Xenomorph just fuck people up, I kind of wish there was more suspense with it.
Ryan: It kind of just gets out and immediately starts fucking people up.
tommy cresta: It kind of just gets out and immediately starts fucking people up.
Ryan: And it's very cool, and it is scary just watching it run through people.
tommy cresta: It's very cool, and it is scary, just watching it run through people.
Ryan: But I wish there was some more build-up.
tommy cresta: But I wish there was some more build-up.
Ryan: Like, you know, the classic, it's like hunting them through the fucking vents and shit.
tommy cresta: Like, you know, classic. It's like humping them. Which maybe we'll get more...
Ryan: They don't know where it is. Yeah.
tommy cresta: I feel like maybe we'll get more of that in Neverland.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: And maybe that was the point of these first shots was to be like, hey, like, the Xenomorph's out. like And you can say, like, it's a preview, so it's just, like, scary offensive.
Ryan: Yeah, and you could say like it's it's a creature, so it's just like scared and getting defensive. But like the coolest shot of the show was probably it standing on the statue when they're knocking on the dude's door.
tommy cresta: But, like, the coolest shot of the show was probably it standing on the statue. It's the creepiest scene of the...
Ryan: You can see the back of the head sticking out, and then it just turns.
tommy cresta: You can see the of the stick now, and then it just turns.
Ryan: that was That was the best part, because that was like classic.
tommy cresta: was That was the best part. And then it did the mouth attack, which, of course, is so iconic to everyone.
Ryan: Yeah. It was super, super cool. um
tommy cresta: I liked when it was up on the... When a kid... When he's... Hermit's like walking around looking for it in and it's up on the thing.
Ryan: Yeah, when he's clearing it, you can see it up top.
tommy cresta: Like, huh I just like when that, I do agree with you that my two biggest, I think complaints, cause I don't think it's as good as IGN said the first two episodes were.
Ryan: Yeah. i
Ryan: No, they gave it a 9, didn't they? Yeah, it's an 80-something.
tommy cresta: Yeah. like I don't give it, like, I think it's 80.
Ryan: Yeah. Probably, like, get people into it.
tommy cresta: Yeah. yeah I don't want to give it 70. Um,
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: um But i i won I would like to see, and I think maybe that is what their thing was.
Ryan: Yeah, we're going to watch, dude, it's going to be...
tommy cresta: Like, hey, let's go out the gate running. Like, show the Xenomorph 4 effect, and then capture it, slow it down little bit, and then we'll go back to the start.
Ryan: yeah probably like get people into
tommy cresta: Because then, I mean, there's so many characters at this point.
Ryan: yeah it's
tommy cresta: It's going to get slimmed down.
Ryan: yeah we're gonna watch too it's gonna be
tommy cresta: This next episode, I have a feeling people are going to start dropping.
Ryan: Yeah. Yeah.
tommy cresta: The first time of these kids dies, going to be like, fuck. They're going start ripping people.
Ryan: like i wonder if they have the um
tommy cresta: wonder if they have, know,
Ryan: i mean they must be able to like kind of repair themselves like some of the
tommy cresta: mean, they must repair themselves.
Ryan: synthetics can
tommy cresta: Yeah, but because it is cool seeing a cyborg, though.
Ryan: yeah
tommy cresta: Because I don't think we've seen a cyborg yet.
Ryan: yeah i didn't know there word cybors i didn't
tommy cresta: Yeah, know they were cyborg.
Ryan: cool that guy was really cool
tommy cresta: cool. That guy was really cool. Yeah, I like him, but he but he is a wailing Yutani through and through.
Ryan: yeah i he business
Ryan: Oh, yeah. He's not a good guy at all, but really cool.
tommy cresta: He was cool, though. That scene when he um he's like, I'm not what you should fear, that was probably actually my favorite scene.
Ryan: Yeah. Yeah.
tommy cresta: Yeah. When it just jumps out and just rips everyone to shreds.
Ryan: so you yeah just turns He just He's just meat. Yeah.
tommy cresta: But yeah, so I mean, this show definitely has its problems, though.
Ryan: Yeah. Yeah. I wish.
tommy cresta: like like it But the problems are, is i like, it's a lot of Xenomorph.
Ryan: Hmm. problem <unk> a lot
tommy cresta: like it's
Ryan: yeah
tommy cresta: And what if you like the slow, it's hunting.
Ryan: i wish
Ryan: it's
tommy cresta: it's
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: But what you just said, though.
Ryan: but And it's also just a little bit of getting over what the plot is.
tommy cresta: It's also just little bit of getting over what the plot is. Because I tried to explain it to somebody.
Ryan: Because I tried to explain it to somebody. He was like, yeah, he was like, any good shows to watch?
tommy cresta: And it sounds wild. Yeah, he was like, I had a good show to watch.
Ryan: I was like, Alien Earth's coming out.
tommy cresta: I was like, Alien Earth's coming out.
Ryan: was pretty good.
tommy cresta: pretty good.
Ryan: But I got to tell you, it's about...
tommy cresta: I gotta tell you, it's about...
Ryan: i
tommy cresta: I wouldn't even tell them. just I would just say, like, scene it works out.
Ryan: yeah How do you say...
tommy cresta: Yeah, how do you say it's like, it's terminally ill kids who get put in adult robot bodies and they have to hunt?
Ryan: Yeah, how do you say it's like, it's terminally ill kids who get put in adult robot bodies and they have to hunt. It's like, well, I'm not going to watch that.
tommy cresta: It's like, no, I'm going watch that.
Ryan: You know what I mean?
tommy cresta: Yeah. feel like if you're going to tell someone lot, just say, like, it's just aliens.
Ryan: It sounds goofy.
tommy cresta: But it's a TV show version of it.
Ryan: It's alien. Yeah. And it is good.
tommy cresta: But, like...
Ryan: As strange as it sounds, it has been good.
tommy cresta: And it, like, it makes sense.
Ryan: And it, like, it makes sense. Because if you think of it from, like, a PR sense, you're...
tommy cresta: Because if you think of it, like, VR sense, you're...
Ryan: If you're out there saving children, people are going to be like, oh, my God, that's great.
tommy cresta: If you're out there saving children, people are going be like, oh my god, that's great.
Ryan: Take some more money.
tommy cresta: They can't earn money.
Ryan: So that that's that makes sense.
tommy cresta: So that makes sense.
Ryan: I just...
tommy cresta: I just, I wish there was some explanation for why they're sending them in to fucking...
Ryan: I wish there was some explanation for why they're sending them in to fucking... Well, it's because she wants to go.
tommy cresta: Well, i it's because she wants to go, and he...
Ryan: Yeah, it's because she wants to go.
tommy cresta: Yeah, it's because she wants to go.
Ryan: But there was no...
tommy cresta: There was no... I don't think they're like trained or anything, because they all look just as shocked to go.
Ryan: um click who Yeah, they said there was some sort of training going on, but I forget.
tommy cresta: Yeah, they said there was some sort of training going on, but I forget.
Ryan: I think it was just teaching.
tommy cresta: I think it was just... I don't think they've... Yeah, but don't think they've went yet, the littlest kids.
Ryan: Yeah. I think they said they were just beginning because the whole thing was that he said, he said like, my curse is that I'm so smart.
tommy cresta: I think they said they were just beginning. Because the whole thing was that he said, he said, like, my person, I'm so smart, I can't have a conversation somebody.
Ryan: I can't have a conversation with somebody. And he said like, he is a dick.
tommy cresta: And he said, like, he's such a dick.
Ryan: He said he hired like the best geniuses money can buy to teach these kids that hopefully they can have a conversation, interesting conversation with them.
tommy cresta: He said he hired, like, the best geniuses might be by to teach these kids that hopefully they can have a conversation, interesting conversation with him.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: Yeah, that one blows brains up.
Ryan: but I don't think, yeah, I never, maybe I just just went over my head, but I didn't hear anything about, like, learning how to fucking do search and rescue or hunt aliens.
tommy cresta: Yeah, I never, maybe I just, just went over my head, but I didn't hear anything about, like, learning how to fucking do search and rescue or hunt for Yeah, I think only he, maybe Wendy, because she mean she had a sword, so she must have something that she knows.
Ryan: Yeah. And then... Maybe. She just found the sword. I don't know.
tommy cresta: Yeah, where'd she?
Ryan: yeah I don't know where the hell she got that sword.
tommy cresta: But none of them had any weapons, right? Like, they all were just walking in there.
Ryan: Yeah, no, they just got, they are weapons, really, but...
tommy cresta: Yeah. i mean to I mean, there must be some something.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: I mean, these are the first two episodes. Maybe that's the point for us to be blind at this point.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: Yeah.
Ryan: But that would be terrible PR if you're like, yeah, we saved these kids and then we sent them into a war zone.
tommy cresta: But that would be terrible PR you're like, you know, we saved these kids, and then we sent them into a war zone. Like, well, hold on.
Ryan: We're like, well, hold on Give us our money back, asshole.
tommy cresta: Give us our money back, asshole.
Ryan: What are you doing?
tommy cresta: We'll be done. What do you mean you just sent them in?
Ryan: You can't do that.
tommy cresta: Did you just train them?
Ryan: Yeah. You just stole children and then threw them into battle?
tommy cresta: Nope. stole shelter o
Ryan: What are you doing?
tommy cresta: And pretend they died. Told their parents they died. yeah yeah That was a really good scene.
Ryan: Yeah. Well, I wonder if the dad, because we only hear it from Wendy.
tommy cresta: I wonder if the dad, because we only hear it from Wendy.
Ryan: She says the dad, i feel like...
tommy cresta: I have a feeling, though, that they they got paid to say like their kids are dead.
Ryan: and Yeah, maybe the dad like got some money and he's like, I'll take care of you.
tommy cresta: Yeah, maybe the dad some money. He's like, alright, take care you.
Ryan: Just give me your your daughter.
tommy cresta: Just give me your daughter.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: Going to Neverland.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: Yeah.
Ryan: yeah
tommy cresta: On the island. Because the brother doesn't know.
Ryan: Yeah. Because the brother doesn't know.
tommy cresta: The brother thought she was dead.
Ryan: The brother thought she was dead.
tommy cresta: That was a good scene. I'm kind of surprised at how quickly he, like, was like, alright, that's my sister now.
Ryan: I'm kind of surprised at how quickly he like was like, all right, that's my sister now.
tommy cresta: Maybe he could just, I mean, maybe he got like a feeling to it.
Ryan: Yeah. I mean, she did say the thing of like, yeah.
tommy cresta: Yeah. yeah, the i Ice Ages.
Ryan: and <unk>
tommy cresta: dude.
Ryan: Oh, dude, that's that still is the funniest thing in the world.
tommy cresta: Cannon. That still is the funniest thing in the
Ryan: When it's just like the fucking burn of Sid from Ice Age.
tommy cresta: It's just like fucking burn of sick and ice age.
Ryan: Connor got scared by it.
tommy cresta: I'm not scared by it.
Ryan: So funny.
tommy cresta: But yeah, I do like the whole idea like house how crazy powerful these like synthetic human crossovers are.
Ryan: Yeah. Yeah.
tommy cresta: Like that she could control the electronic from the...
Ryan: this you
Ryan: yeah
tommy cresta: So I'm excited.
Ryan: i'm dying
tommy cresta: I want to see where this is all going to go with all that. And I like just the simplicity.
Ryan: Yeah. And I like just the simplicity, just the simple fact of like it's alien earth and we get more of, we haven't seen earth yet in this series.
tommy cresta: Just the simple fact we play Italian Earth. We get more... We haven't seen Earth in this series.
Ryan: We've seen another planet, other planets, couple, but we haven't seen earth yet.
tommy cresta: We've seen another planet. Other planets. Yeah. Which the one looked like Earth but it's not. and
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: Yeah.
Ryan: We just haven't seen earth yet.
tommy cresta: We just haven't seen Earth yet.
Ryan: So it's cool seeing like, you know, earth set, like you said, ice age, like you say ice ages can.
tommy cresta: So it's cool seeing like you know, Earth, like you said, Ice Age, like, you say Ice Age is camp, it's like, yeah, this is Earth.
Ryan: It's like, yeah, it's, this is earth. This is our earth.
tommy cresta: Yeah, but, like, you would never think that they would show that.
Ryan: Yeah. Yeah.
tommy cresta: Yeah, you don't think they would use it.
Ryan: Yeah, you don't think they would use it. But then you got like, you know, Reggie Jackson, Mr.
tommy cresta: But then you got, like, you know, Reggie Jackson, Mr.
Ryan: October.
tommy cresta: O'Neill, huge baseball people, kids listening to the whole thing.
Ryan: They're huge baseball people. The kids listening to old games. Like, it's just cool, like, realizing.
tommy cresta: Like, it's just cool, like, realizing it.
Ryan: Because you think about it, like, yeah, this is Earth, so all that shit happens.
tommy cresta: Because you think about it, like, yeah, this is Earth, so all that shit happens.
Ryan: But like, getting reminded, like, yeah, this is your right now.
tommy cresta: But, like, getting reminded, like, yeah, this is your, right now, just add 50 years.
Ryan: Just add 50 years. This is what happens.
tommy cresta: that's terrifying
Ryan: It's kind of, you know not 50, 70, but still, it's.
tommy cresta: No matter what, I don't want there to ever be ah a world that I'm living on. that There's a xenomorph somewhere out there.
Ryan: yeah and spoilhop that is the oh yeah you're smashing the the buildings oh yeah i know what you mean and then you see it in like real time
tommy cresta: That's the shot of the spaceship coming into orbit. That is a terrifying image. Like the shot from the soldier's perspective of it coming in.
tommy cresta: Yeah, because when you're watching a so movie like that, like anything with like ships and stuff, it never gets put into my mind how big they really are.
Ryan: never my how oh yeah
tommy cresta: Oh, yeah.
Ryan: and know what you mean
tommy cresta: And then you see it in, like, real time. And you're like, holy...
Ryan: legacy part
tommy cresta: Like, a Star Destroyer. Like, in my brain, that makes no sense.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: Like, it may I have still have no idea how big they actually are.
Ryan: so Yeah.
tommy cresta: Yeah. Like, I know they look big compared to, like, the X-Wing Fighter, but if I saw a Star Destroyer over Earth, I'd be shocked.
Ryan: guess i saw Yeah. Well, even just, I mean, on earth, you look at, you ever seen like pictures of massive the shipping boats coming into like port next to the town?
tommy cresta: mean, on Earth, you look at... You ever seen, like, pictures of massive shipping boats coming into, like, port? Oh. Yeah. It's like, how the fuck did someone build that?
Ryan: It's like, the fuck did somebody build that? How long that thing? i think floats?
tommy cresta: That thing floats.
Ryan: What are you talking about?
tommy cresta: That's 12 million pounds.
Ryan: That's 12 million pounds. and
tommy cresta: And then we have Abby, our close friend of ours, who can barely swim.
Ryan: kind of
tommy cresta: She's more athletic than anybody.
Ryan: Yeah. Who's more athletic than anybody we know?
tommy cresta: She can't swim.
Ryan: can't swim.
tommy cresta: All love to Abby.
Ryan: i saw her running on the way here.
tommy cresta: I came here drinking a tea.
Ryan: We came here. I came here drinking a tea ready to talk about movies.
tommy cresta: but but she's running on the fucking street
Ryan: She's running on the fucking street at 5 p.m.
tommy cresta: at five p m or
Ryan: on a Monday. like, God damn it. You can't swim?
tommy cresta: can't swim
tommy cresta: So funny.
Ryan: Impressive.
tommy cresta: But yeah, no, I'm all in on this show.
Ryan: Yeah. Yeah.
tommy cresta: Like, this show has me all in so strong.
Ryan: Yeah. ah show all
tommy cresta: I'm extremely invested. Like, i'm excited I was very excited when I realized the next episode comes out tomorrow.
Ryan: i
Ryan: yeah
tommy cresta: Because, like, I want to see more this. I love the Xenomorph. And I'm excited that we had we're getting Can you look this up for me while i'm talking?
Ryan: ah
tommy cresta: Is the Fetty Alvarez one filming right now?
tommy cresta: His alien movie?
tommy cresta: Or is it filming in September?
Ryan: um
tommy cresta: But like just and I'm again a huge fan of this franchise.
Ryan: like yeah
tommy cresta: It's my as I said favorite villain of all time.
Ryan: Yeah, no, he's still um he's writing he's still writing the script and he hopes to begin filming later this year.
tommy cresta: It's the piece of he's he's still writing the script he hopes to begin filming later year.
Ryan: sure the alien Yeah.
tommy cresta: Later this year.
Ryan: He did a good job.
tommy cresta: Yeah. I'm so excited for the next movie in that franchise.
Ryan: Really? Damn. Damn.
tommy cresta: That movie is so good.
Ryan: he did a good job so
tommy cresta: I've seen I've watched Rhymas probably nine times. I saw it four times.
Ryan: for really
tommy cresta: i saw it four times in theaters. Me and Sam watched it twice.
Ryan: yeah
tommy cresta: I watched it house couple times. I just put it on sometimes just because I like...
Ryan: It's like the wailing fucking.
tommy cresta: It sounds so weird. I love the scores of alien movies.
Ryan: It's relaxing to you. Jesus.
tommy cresta: like They have like those very creepy scores.
Ryan: Okay. Yeah, that's cool. like the wailing fucking ho
tommy cresta: The wailing noise. I love that.
Ryan: ae relaxing to you
tommy cresta: don't know why. I like having it all when I'm doing stuff on my computer.
Ryan: jesus
tommy cresta: It's super weird.
Ryan: okay
tommy cresta: but
Ryan: but yeah it's cool
tommy cresta: I was listening to Ron this while was working out today.
Ryan: nothing
tommy cresta: The score. Just panicking like, fuck!
Ryan: panicking like fuck you're like pretending you gotta to lift a fucking bookshelf off you you just go you're on the treadmill just like fuck it's coming yeah
tommy cresta: You're like pretending you gotta lift the fucking bookshelf off. You're on the treadmill just like, fuck, it's coming!
Ryan: that's that's that's awesome it's good it's very good i don't blame you for that that's good the good score is like
tommy cresta: That's awesome. Very good. I like my scores when I'm working out. don't like it that. Yeah, except when I started listening to Superman and you started ripping on me.
Ryan: so Superman is really funny.
tommy cresta: Superman is really funny.
Ryan: It depends.
tommy cresta: It depends.
Ryan: Movie scores are either really good.
tommy cresta: Movie scores are either really good.
Ryan: Movie scores are usually good.
tommy cresta: Movie scores usually good.
Ryan: But if you're working out to a movie score, you it can get dorky very fast.
tommy cresta: But you're working out to the movie score, you can get dorky very fast.
Ryan: If you if you're lifting to Superman, be like, I'm Superman.
tommy cresta: If you're lifting to Superman... No, I'm normally walking on the tread treadmill to Superman.
Ryan: I'm Superman right now.
tommy cresta: Superman right now.
Ryan: I'm working hard.
tommy cresta: I'm working hard.
Ryan: You're a dork.
tommy cresta: That's not at all what my brain's doing. That's not at all what I'm doing when I'm doing it. I'm not pretending I'm Superman.
Ryan: know that's what you're doing. Oh, you're doing this now.
tommy cresta: No, I'm not.
Ryan: All right. Um, alien earth.
tommy cresta: Don't lie to me. I'm trying to find My playlist now. Where's my films? that You talk now. I did a lot talking.
Ryan: ah you're doing this now
tommy cresta: You're doing this now?
Ryan: um alien earth
tommy cresta: Alien Earth. Earth.
Ryan: yeah
tommy cresta: Alien Earth.
Ryan: Alien Earth.
tommy cresta: It was a good show.
Ryan: It was a good show. It was a good show and I'm excited to see more.
tommy cresta: It was a good show. I'm excited to see more.
Ryan: um
tommy cresta: Aliens.
Ryan: Aliens is...
tommy cresta: You should tell the people.
Ryan: should tell the people, I watched Prometheus and Covenant for the first time in the past two days.
tommy cresta: I watched Prometheus and Covenant for the first time. You did.
Ryan: So I've been on an alien kick because of this show.
tommy cresta: I've been on the alien kick because of this show.
Ryan: And I gotta watch more of them.
tommy cresta: And I've got watch more of them. Yeah, what do you have left? Resurrection?
Ryan: Two, three, and Resurrection.
tommy cresta: You've never seen Aliens?
Ryan: You watched the aliens?
tommy cresta: What? i never much more
Ryan: No. What? never watch horror movies. That's aliens, not horror movies.
tommy cresta: That's Alien. It's not a horror movie.
Ryan: I know it turned into an action movie, but I never wanted to do it.
tommy cresta: but know in'm turn and No, it's still pretty fucking terrifying.
Ryan: I didn't know. All right, then i'm gonna I'll watch it tonight. down
tommy cresta: Aliens is so good.
Ryan: I think it's on Max.
tommy cresta: i've never I've never been one to say it's better than Alien.
Ryan: Yeah. Yeah.
tommy cresta: And most people do.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: But that scene with all the Marines. Little Tommy always thought about that shit when he was laying in his room.
Ryan: little time
Ryan: yeah
tommy cresta: They're on top of us.
Ryan: it' how
tommy cresta: It's game over, man.
Ryan: yeah
tommy cresta: Love that shit.
Ryan: Yeah, I'm excited the Alien Earth.
tommy cresta: Yeah. I'm excited to Alien Earth. I'm excited to see more the other aliens.
Ryan: I'm excited to see more of the other aliens because they said, you know, it's um like the xenomorphs lifespan and like timetable, how it
tommy cresta: Because they said, know, it's, um, like, the Xenomorph's lifespan, like, timetable, how it grows from facehugger to chestburster to Xenomorph.
Ryan: grows from face hugger to chestburster to xenomorph. That's one of the most fascinating things about it and how fast it is and just watching all the stages of life.
tommy cresta: That's of most fascinating things about it and how fast it is and just watching all the stages life.
Ryan: And they said that for the new aliens, we're going to see a lot more of that.
tommy cresta: And they said that through the new aliens were going to see a lot more of that.
Ryan: Like some of these aliens, these other ones will have their own different life stages that we're going to see them go through.
tommy cresta: Like, so of these
tommy cresta: life stage
Ryan: So I'm pumped for that.
tommy cresta: So I'm one that. Oh my god, how big... Yo, is it...
Ryan: yeah
tommy cresta: You know the thing at the end of Prometheus, the giant squid thingy? The giant facehugger, yeah.
Ryan: giant face hugger. Yeah.
tommy cresta: Is that the thing that... Is that the eyeball?
Ryan: Is that not it?
Ryan: No.
tommy cresta: It's not...
Ryan: No? That's a giant ace on it?
tommy cresta: That's a giant facehugger? More or yeah.
Ryan: More or less, yeah.
tommy cresta: Prometheus? I mean, yeah.
Ryan: I mean, yeah, because he puts the little bishop.
tommy cresta: because they burst the tiny... That's not a Xenomorph, though, that comes out.
Ryan: It's bishop.
tommy cresta: Yeah, Bishop.
Ryan: I knew that. And then it never shows up again.
tommy cresta: And then it never shows
Ryan: Looks not good.
tommy cresta: Well, it's going to. Is it?
Ryan: Is it? I think that's the same way.
tommy cresta: I think Ridley Scott said he's making new Alien movie. I think it is.
Ryan: I think if I'm doing a sequel to Covenant.
tommy cresta: I'm assuming it's a sequel to Covenant.
Ryan: Okay.
tommy cresta: Because I want to know what.
Ryan: No, because the bishop wasn't in Covenant.
tommy cresta: Because the bishop wasn't in Covenant.
Ryan: Yeah, mean,
tommy cresta: I'm assuming it's going to show up in Covenant.
Ryan: don't know. Well, I think it's also just to see what...
tommy cresta: Well, I think it's also just to see. I want to know what happens next in that story.
Ryan: oh Yeah.
tommy cresta: Yeah.
Ryan: So do I.
tommy cresta: Because we know that that it's David at the end.
Ryan: Yeah. Yeah.
tommy cresta: Yeah.
Ryan: He got it twice. really
tommy cresta: Billy Crudup. He has a bad death in that movie.
Ryan: yeah
tommy cresta: some fucking
Ryan: heto He's a fucking idiot, though.
tommy cresta: Yeah, you should never looked on that.
Ryan: He's a terrible captain. yeah
tommy cresta: should have never looked in that hole.
Ryan: No, he shouldn't have gone to that planet.
tommy cresta: You shouldn't have gone to that planet.
Ryan: He should have been like, yeah, no, you're right.
tommy cresta: You should have been like, yeah, no, you're right.
Ryan: We're just going to go to the planet that we know.
tommy cresta: You're just going to go to the planet.
Ryan: Like, the whole time, i was thinking, like,
tommy cresta: Like the whole time, I was thinking like, okay, you know, you can breathe this planet.
Ryan: Okay, you know you can breathe in this planet. You can live on this planet.
tommy cresta: You live this planet.
Ryan: But didn't they say, like, we scanned it.
tommy cresta: But didn't they say like, we stand and there's no signs of life.
Ryan: There's no signs of life. Why do you think that is?
tommy cresta: Why do you think that You think there's not a reason for that everything that's dead on the planet?
Ryan: You know what i mean You think there's not a reason that everything's dead on the planet? You fucking idiots.
tommy cresta: Fucking idiots. Jesus.
Ryan: Jesus. that
tommy cresta: That first time those little Xenomorph things showed up when they're like, getting hunted in the dark.
Ryan: on
tommy cresta: that was
Ryan: That was one of the coolest scenes.
tommy cresta: That was the coolest scenes.
Ryan: That was really cool.
tommy cresta: That's crazy...
Ryan: He just slices that dude's jaw off.
tommy cresta: And they're jumping the... Yeah. great scene. Custodoo's arm off.
Ryan: Yeah. Yeah, that's really cool.
tommy cresta: Yeah. There's some really good scenes in Covenant.
Ryan: Yeah. um
tommy cresta: Covenant's a more entertaining movie.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: I think Prometheus is a better made movie.
Ryan: Or the...
tommy cresta: It's dumbest scene in Prometheus though is when the guy's like, oh, hey, little guy to the snake thing.
Ryan: guys
Ryan: Oh, he tries petting it.
tommy cresta: Oh, he tries to...
Ryan: And he's like, although I will say when it wraps around him, just snaps his arm.
tommy cresta: That dude guy... Also, will when it wraps around, just snaps his arm out.
Ryan: That was awesome.
tommy cresta: know, it's all practical.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: Yeah. It's a real, like, thing. Yeah.
Ryan: Yeah. It's so much better when it's back.
tommy cresta: It's so better.
Ryan: That's the biggest thing about Covenant.
tommy cresta: That's the biggest thing about Covenant.
Ryan: The CGI is not awful, but there is some bad CGI.
tommy cresta: There's a lot of CGI in it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Ryan: Like when it bites that one girl's neck in the cave, it doesn't look great.
tommy cresta: Oh, yeah. That's the when they're in the and the ship goes.
Ryan: But I did love the, um when the first one of them, like, breaks out of the back, of that dude's out of his back.
tommy cresta: That's after they get attacked, right? No, that's before.
Ryan: That scene is fucking terrifying.
tommy cresta: so he just suck and
Ryan: The lady's just stuck in there with it. Like, oh, God.
tommy cresta: oh yeah that's that's the beginning when they're in the ship and the ship goes
Ryan: Yeah. Yeah. And then fucking.
tommy cresta: and then that's after they get attacked right
Ryan: No, that's before.
tommy cresta: Oh, it is? because that's one of the Oh, it runs out.
Ryan: Cause that's when the first thing jumps out.
tommy cresta: yeah
Ryan: Yeah. And then Danny McBride's, I forget the actress's name.
tommy cresta: Yeah. I forgot Danny McBride's wife.
Ryan: Danny McBride's wife in the movie is like, she grabs a shotgun he just starts shooting. I'm like, yeah the ship's going to blow up.
tommy cresta: ship
Ryan: And then two seconds later, she hits a pipe. Yeah.
tommy cresta: I love it. I really like Covenant.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: Yeah, Covenant was fun.
Ryan: Covenant was fun.
tommy cresta: I like all of them.
Ryan: It's not great, but it was.
tommy cresta: First all, that's not true.
Ryan: Hmm.
tommy cresta: I don't like...
Ryan: really watch
tommy cresta: have to re-watch Resurrection. I probably will before we do our ranking.
Ryan: five
tommy cresta: Not watch... Are we...
Ryan: we
tommy cresta: let's make a new let's Let's make this decision live on the pockets.
Ryan: one
tommy cresta: ah we gonna Are we counting
Ryan: ah we
tommy cresta: Yeah.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: We're counting AVP?
Ryan: yeah I'll watch AVP.
tommy cresta: um Okay, we're watching that together then because I'm not sitting there by myself and hating my life for an hour.
Ryan: Yeah. Yeah.
tommy cresta: and
Ryan: And real quick though, Prometheus, Prometheus and Covenant.
tommy cresta: For three hours. yeah. Yeah, amazing. Love him.
Ryan: Fazzbender is fucking amazing.
tommy cresta: You're like,
Ryan: like
tommy cresta: oh yeah
Ryan: It's ridiculous.
tommy cresta: is
Ryan: He is terrifying as David.
tommy cresta: never as david
Ryan: And then fucking the Walter, I think it was, comes in and he's just like the nicest guy.
tommy cresta: and then fucking yeah amazing love him
Ryan: You're like, fuck yeah, Walter, you're the man. God damn it. and I hate David.
tommy cresta: Hey, David.
Ryan: I hate David.
tommy cresta: Connor, if you tell Connor you dislike David, he will go on a 30-minute speech of why he hates David.
Ryan: I love that.
Ryan: why
tommy cresta: Connor loved Walter. Walter was a man.
Ryan: moter was the man
tommy cresta: I love Faz. That's why and i need more of those movies. Faz Miracetti wants to do more as David.
Ryan: Yeah. I mean, he's just and genuinely like interesting.
tommy cresta: I mean, why wouldn't you? It's so much fun, probably. In January, that's interesting. Just a ah sideboard unsideboard, synthetic.
Ryan: Just ah a cyborg, not a cyborg, synthetic, who has... He really has a soul.
tommy cresta: as soul
Ryan: Because he he cries at one point.
tommy cresta: fuck you cries
Ryan: like
tommy cresta: Like, he's a robot with soul.
Ryan: he's ah you know He's a robot with a soul who is just...
tommy cresta: And when he watches the movies to, like, learn to do his hair and stuff. Yeah.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: Yeah.
Ryan: He's just evil.
tommy cresta: It's just evil. Yeah. It's very cool.
Ryan: It's very cool. It's terrifying.
tommy cresta: It's terrifying. I love him with his lab in that, though.
Ryan: I love it.
tommy cresta: Like, people hate, like, that he's, like, doing, like, studies on them and stuff. I like the whole story on them.
Ryan: Yeah. People, yeah, people, people were upset that it was demystifying the xenomorph.
tommy cresta: Yeah. People people were upset that he was defying. I like it. i always like learning stuff.
Ryan: I'm fine with it. yeah Yeah.
tommy cresta: I think there's, like, characters, like, I hate that they do it to Michael Myers.
Ryan: yeah but that's cause creep
tommy cresta: But that's because that's just a creepy-ass fucking dude in a mask.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: I want to know more about the creature that can't die.
Ryan: more Yeah. The perfect organism that ever, and it just shows up in places like, yeah, somebody probably made that.
tommy cresta: the perfect organism that ever just shows up in places. Like, yeah, somebody probably made that.
Ryan: Let's see how.
tommy cresta: Let's see how. David. I do like the things that, they're not in the movies, but apparently, I like that the engineers sent Jesus to Earth.
Ryan: Yeah, I do like the things that they're not in the movies, but apparently like that, that the engineers sent Jesus to earth. That's the reason they were mad at the humans.
tommy cresta: That's the reason they were mad at the humans.
Ryan: really
tommy cresta: Really?
Ryan: Apparently.
tommy cresta: Apparently, so...
Ryan: So I don't know it perfectly.
tommy cresta: They created him?
Ryan: No.
tommy cresta: No, so they, Jesus was born, and then...
Ryan: So they, Jesus was born. And then and they went down to Earth, grabbed them, brought them back to their planet, and then taught him all their shit, and then sent him back to Earth to teach humans.
tommy cresta: They went down to Earth, grabbed him, brought him back to their planet, and then taught him all this shit. And then sent back to Earth to teach humans.
Ryan: And then humans killed Jesus.
tommy cresta: And then humans killed Jesus.
Ryan: And they were like, the fuck are you guys doing?
tommy cresta: And they were like, the fuck are you guys doing?
Ryan: And then that that's why they were so mad at humans.
tommy cresta: And then that's why they were so mad at humans. Damn.
Ryan: And then Guy Pearce goes, and he's like, can you make me live longer?
tommy cresta: And then Guy Pearce goes, and he's like, can you make me live longer?
Ryan: And that was like the final straw.
tommy cresta: And that was like the final straw.
Ryan: And they were like, I'm going beat you to death with this robot head, dumbass.
tommy cresta: they were like, I'm to teach you that to this robot head. No, man.
Ryan: Fuck you.
tommy cresta: Fuck you. They're so large, those things.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: They're cool.
Ryan: Cool looking.
tommy cresta: The engineers.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: Yeah, and then that's why
Ryan: yeah
tommy cresta: You gotta rewatch Romulus now.
Ryan: got
tommy cresta: Because now so much more shit's gonna make sense to you. Really?
Ryan: Really? yeah the
tommy cresta: Yeah, the black liquid that they're late looking for in Romulus that makes the offspring kid.
Ryan: but That's the movie?
tommy cresta: That's movie?
Ryan: that's what
tommy cresta: That's what makes the offspring at the end. Oh, you're
Ryan: Oh, you're right.
tommy cresta: Yeah. Huh.
Ryan: Oh.
tommy cresta: It's called the Prometheus Plan. Huh.
Ryan: oh So wait, so they made it work?
tommy cresta: So wait, so they made it work?
Ryan: Because it didn't kill her immediately.
tommy cresta: They didn't kill her. No, but it created, yeah it created the offspring.
Ryan: No, it created it. yeah Yeah, it created the offspring, but it didn't turn her insides to dust like it does to the engineer people.
tommy cresta: didn't turn her insides to dust like it does to the engineer's plan. Yeah, no, they kind of got it to work.
Ryan: Yeah, no. Interesting.
tommy cresta: It just made the creepiest thing in the entire universe.
Ryan: Yeah. Yeah. It's fucking creepy. Yeah.
tommy cresta: that's That is, I've said on this podcast, no it's the scariest scene in the franchise.
Ryan: and and
tommy cresta: When it goes like quiet and hear the wailing noise, it's just like, looking over fuck.
Ryan: yeah
tommy cresta: The fact that they got that guy and like, yo, fattty was like yeah I got an idea.
Ryan: fuck it's fucking creep
Ryan: They remembered him. They're like, yo, a decade ago, this kid was balling out. We got to get him.
tommy cresta: yeah
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: The fact that my mom didn't believe me.
Ryan: That it was a guy in a suit.
tommy cresta: She's like, that's not real. I was like, I swear to God, isn it it's it's the girl played Priscilla.
Ryan: That's a massive dude. Yeah. How did they get her to look 13 in that movie when she met Elvis?
tommy cresta: She's like, no, it's not. That's that's so that's not real. i'm like, I swear to God. Yeah. But yeah, we're going to be doing so.
Ryan: gonna oh
tommy cresta: What do we have?
Ryan: how did they get her to look thirteen in that movie mic she metal el
tommy cresta: they get I'm just laughing because my mom did not like the whole big deal.
Ryan: Yeah. Yeah. She is. Yeah. She's like, uh, Barbara's worth it.
tommy cresta: Because it really... I think my mom didn't ever really think about how weird it is, the age gap between Elvis and Priscilla, until Priscilla shows it.
Ryan: i think where on there how
Ryan: so
tommy cresta: And I was like, see, it's weird.
Ryan: yeah so he was
tommy cresta: No, it's just that she can look so young to so much or just with makeup.
Ryan: so yeah someone
tommy cresta: She's a fantastic actress.
Ryan: she's she is
tommy cresta: I love Kaylee Spaney.
Ryan: yeah
tommy cresta: I'm excited to see more of her.
Ryan: um say
tommy cresta: She should play a Barbara Gordon.
Ryan: should be good you can ask taking names yeah she gets well yeah she could batgirl or oracle either one yeah oh yeah the same character but just yeah yeah depends at what time point in time yeah the depends if a certain story has happened yet or not
tommy cresta: Batgirl. I'm thinking about that. She gets, well, yeah, creeps back her little bit.
tommy cresta: Both. Because, I mean, she is, yeah. She gets to one point because of the other one. What timeline did we do we join in at? um Yeah.
tommy cresta: um But yeah, Alien Earth, we're, I mean, I think we're both excited. We're going see where the rest of the series goes.
Ryan: risk you
tommy cresta: We've got six episodes left. We'll, By the time this episode comes out, episode three will be out already, which then I think we'll do – not the next episode that comes out because the next episode will be the Hell House review, which we just rewatched.
tommy cresta: did. And it was a different cut of the movie. It was. So we have different opinions. That was funny. We were like – I was thinking to myself the exact same thing.
Ryan: Yeah. We did. It was. It was. I was so happy you said it.
tommy cresta: I was so happy you said it because you were like,
Ryan: You were like, this is not...
tommy cresta: this is not the same.
Ryan: This is different movie.
tommy cresta: And I was like, okay, I'm not crazy.
Ryan: And was like, okay, I'm not crazy.
tommy cresta: I was like, these are not the same scenes.
Ryan: It's not the same for the second.
tommy cresta: But... Don't worry
Ryan: Who's calling you?
tommy cresta: about it.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: Not important at the moment. um But yeah.
Ryan: Yeah, congrats to him.
tommy cresta: Yeah, so we'll be doing that with Chuck, the movie guy, who just crossed a million total followers.
Ryan: That's awesome. Episode one. Yeah. Yeah, it's just one at time. yeah congrats to him that's awesome
tommy cresta: That's crazy. But yeah, um, We're doing that on Thursday. And then after that, the next episode will be our Alien Earth Episode 3 review along with Peacemaker.
Ryan: i so warm
tommy cresta: I think it's just Episode 1 dropping.
Ryan: yeah
tommy cresta: don't think they're doing a 2 episode.
Ryan: yeah it's just one at a time yeah
tommy cresta: But yeah, so then from now on, we'll do it'll be Peacemaker and Alien Earth go together. Because I don't think we have any really big movies coming out. I think like the big releases happen now.
Ryan: Yeah, i can't think anything.
tommy cresta: Because August and September te I feel like is a little bit...
Ryan: It's always dead. Yeah. and then least
tommy cresta: At least it's not February.
Ryan: and yeah
tommy cresta: That is the worst. Time of year.
Ryan: yeah And then we'll get in October horror movies and then Thanksgiving movies and then Christmas and then then we'll wrap it up again.
tommy cresta: Good boy. October 3rd, baby. wrap And then we'll be back to shit for a couple months. Tonight?
Ryan: Ooh, we could do Mystery Movie at 7 o'clock.
tommy cresta: What is it? it The Conjuring? It's possible. Conjuring is and 15 minutes and R-rated.
Ryan: Tonight? Yeah. What is It is 2 hours, 15 minutes, R-rated.
tommy cresta: two hours fifteen is it the conjuring
Ryan: The Conjuring?
Ryan: It's possible. The Conjuring is 2 hours and 15 minutes and R-rated.
tommy cresta: <unk> two hours and fifteen minutes and our
Ryan: We might be seeing The Conjuring tonight.
tommy cresta: We might have seen the Conjuring tonight. We might have seen the Conjuring tonight. Is there anything else it could be?
tommy cresta: oh god, like it could be, it could be like Eden.
Ryan: Eden? That's 209 though. You
tommy cresta: It is 2.15. It's exactly 2.15. do kind want to take a chance.
Ryan: want to take a chance?
tommy cresta: It
Ryan: Probably is.
tommy cresta: probably Yeah.
Ryan: When does it come out? Yeah, September 5th. Three weeks early.
tommy cresta: But yeah.
Ryan: All right.
tommy cresta: So we might be going to see The Conjuring tonight.
Ryan: hundred Might be reviewing the contract.
tommy cresta: Yeah, we might be reviewing The Conjuring, which would be really cool because I'm super excited for The Conjuring.
Ryan: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
tommy cresta: It's one of my most anticipated movies of the year.
Ryan: Mm-hmm.
tommy cresta: um
tommy cresta: But yeah.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: Do you have anything else you wanted to add about Alien Earth? I feel like we talked a lot about it. we We're going to be doing the review in, what would that be?
Ryan: yeah
tommy cresta: So we have six episodes left, a month and a half probably. The finale will come out.
Ryan: yeah
tommy cresta: The episode then. that gives us time because I do want to re-watch Resurrection.
Ryan: like do want to rewin res
tommy cresta: i probably won't re-watch Prometheus or anything. I just watched all of them. But then we got to sit down.
Ryan: and we got now
tommy cresta: We're going to a double feature of AVP.
Ryan: gonna do a double three Fuck yeah.
tommy cresta: but yeah Of AVP Requiem.
Ryan: Requiem.
tommy cresta: The worst titled movie and probably the worst acted and written movie.
Ryan: I'm pumped.
tommy cresta: The first one's actually not horrible.
tommy cresta: I can't remember if it was the first one.
Ryan: The first one's in like the pyramids or or Antarctica. And then the second one's in just like a town that gets glassed. It's cool.
tommy cresta: remember.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: That's Requiem.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: Yeah. One of them has like 1%.
Ryan: one
tommy cresta: But yeah.
Ryan: It's exciting. Yeah. I think I'm most excited to see aliens other than Xenomorph.
tommy cresta: think i'll always alien
Ryan: Respectfully.
tommy cresta: Yeah, I think I'm excited to see them grow.
Ryan: Yeah.
tommy cresta: Like see if they get bigger and stuff.
Ryan: Yeah. maybe
tommy cresta: I'm excited to see what the plant thing does. Like, does it shoot acid?
Ryan: Yeah. Maybe. Maybe he just grabs him. Just brings him up.
tommy cresta: Oh, just smashes them inside of its mouth.
Ryan: Yeah. That'd be cool.
tommy cresta: Ew. They're like, yeah, now you're going to get a couple episodes of these other things.
Ryan: Yeah, we'll see. Because I feel like that could be a reason they let the Xenomorph go fucking hog wild in the first two episodes.
tommy cresta: And then the Xenomorph's going to, like, disappear.
Ryan: To just be like, alright, you guys got your Xenomorph time. yeah knowll You'll see more later, but we're going to focus on some new ones now.
tommy cresta: see more later they like like yeah now you're gonna get a couple episodes these other things you're like
Ryan: Yeah. Yeah. They get annihilated.
tommy cresta: and you thought and then the xenno was gonna like disappear
Ryan: No.
tommy cresta: Oh, and then they might send Weyland-Yutani might send the soldiers in, and that's what we see in the trailer, and they might try and get the xenomorph back, and then the eggs open up, and now we got xenomorphs.
Ryan: so yeah which like they get annihilated yeah Yeah. That'd be cool.
tommy cresta: Fuck. There's going to be six xenomorphs at once, probably, just walking around,
Ryan: Yeah. Yeah.
tommy cresta: eating kids with cancer.
Ryan: God.
tommy cresta: But yeah, um moving on from Alien Earth before we go.
Ryan: I'm going to say Alien Covenant.
tommy cresta: ah Ryan, what would you like to recommend to everyone this week? I'm going to say Prometheus.
Ryan: All right. Watch Prometheus first.
tommy cresta: Watch Prometheus first.
Ryan: that
tommy cresta: Yeah, watch it order.
Ryan: But Covenant's more fun than anything.
tommy cresta: And then go watch for Romulus right after. Just do nice a nice little triple feature.
Ryan: Yeah, sure.
tommy cresta: Yeah.
Ryan: Good times. Yes. Yeah, for sure.
tommy cresta: All good movies.
Ryan: Yeah. Yeah.
tommy cresta: Romulus is the best of those three.
Ryan: yes
tommy cresta: Yes. By leaps and bounds.
Ryan: it'll leave some yeah for sure
tommy cresta: One takes things very practical filmmaking and old school.
Ryan: one
tommy cresta: Um, But yeah, I don't think – no fan questions.
Ryan: yeah
tommy cresta: Yeah, thanks everything we got for this episode. Make sure to check out our last week's episode and make sure to go check out Alien Earth when it debuts on Tuesdays at 8 o'clock. Is that what we said?
Ryan: I think 8 o'clock, yeah.
tommy cresta: 8 o'clock.
Ryan: We'll walk out.
tommy cresta: It's on FX, Hulu, and Disney+.
Ryan: It's fine.
tommy cresta: plus And yeah, thank so much for tuning into this week's episode.
Ryan: and Yeah. Goodbye.
tommy cresta: We'll be back – it'll probably come out Friday, or our Hell House lineage review.
Ryan: price
tommy cresta: But yeah, we'll let you know in that episode if we actually saw The Connery or if we got fucking tricked we end up seeing goddamn Eden.
Ryan: yeah well let
tommy cresta: We'll walk out.
Ryan: wall out
tommy cresta: It's fine. We will walk out. But yeah, we will see you guys in that episode.
Ryan: yeah
tommy cresta: Want say goodbye? Goodbye.
Ryan: goodbye
