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Emily's Christmas Email to Alisha
29 Plays5 months ago
Merry Christmas!
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Shopping at St. Nick's Christmas Store
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Yesterday, I went to St. Nick's Christmas Store to get some new ornaments for my Christmas tree. I was looking for those little Santa gnome ornaments. They are so cute, but I couldn't find them anywhere.
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I know they're super popular, and I just couldn't believe they didn't have them.
The Search for Santa Gnomes
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I asked the cash register person if they have Santa gnome ornaments in the store, and they said they weren't sure.
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You're not sure, I thought. Are you kidding
Sourcing and Geopolitical Concerns
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me? i don't know where St. Nick's sources their goods. My guess is China. But what do the Chinese know about Christmas?
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I'm not looking for a little Buddha figurines or Chinese handcuffs at a Christmas store for heaven's sake.
Political Reflections
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I'm looking for Christmas gnomes. Ted Cruz says China is America's greatest geopolitical threat.
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After my recent experience at St. Nick's, I'm going to vote for Ted Cruz.
Frustrations and Comparisons
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I know Christmas gnomes are a small thing to get worked up about, but it feels like a thousand little cuts.
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I'm telling you, Alicia, It won't be long before we're all bleeding out.