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MOTW Episode 6-4: No Time for Apep Talk
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In today's episode, the Gang from Sierra follows a lead from Bastet to discover Apep summoning a dangerous World-Ending Creature using Stonehenge as a conduit. Did you know Stonehenge is in England? Neat. Khepri gets his hands on Apep, Sally channels her new powers from the Dark Master, Oscar sinks his teeth into a snake, and Luke finally fires his grenade launcher.
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Transcript
Introduction and Character Setup
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Good evening, everyone. Welcome to another episode of Monster of the Week with us role-playing role players. I'm Justin. I'm going to be keeping the mysteries today. Hopefully, I will be sharing them with you gradually over time. And everyone else here today. So we have Adam playing Keppri Doodledandy. Say hello. Hello, I am Keppri Doodledandy. Oh, nice. That's his new last name now.
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We have Oscar Wolfman, played by none other than Adrian. Adrian Wolfman. That's exactly it. He just gave a real name out. What the fuck? Wow, that was good. Well, Adrian Wolfman, everybody. Probably not. Actually, I don't know what you would see if you'd probably some hairy dude. We have, in Zencaster, which we used to record ourselves all together, his name is where we're to eat, or something like that, aka David, playing good old Luke. Say hello.
Reflecting on Past Events and Mission Prep
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Yep. That's right. And, uh, we have Amy as our president, her role as Sally, the, the level little scamp. Uh, yep. That's me. Yep. Scamp. What about oblivion? Scamps are really annoying. Scamps.
00:01:51
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Yeah. That's an enemy type. Oh, scamps. I think that's the games. I forgot I said scamps. I thought you were talking about scamps. I was like, we don't want scamps. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Scamps. Yeah, suck. Those guys suck. Anyhoo. So last time we went and found Sally, she was lying about the dark master and everyone was like, wow, we don't fucking believe it. And they're like, oh, let's just all go home and have some cookies. And then I think the next day,
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Luke leveled up and he thought, man, you know what, Sally was right. This place was treating everybody like shit. So he went up there, he filled out all the paperwork by hand for himself to get every single one of his friends, Oscar, Kepri, Sally, officially hired on to Sierra, no longer as probationary employees. They are full fledged employees. They get their own condos, their own town, their own company car.
00:02:45
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Everything that works the salary benefits gave it they got it. Hey guess what car I pick The Seabree Volkswagen Beetle Your options are Honda Civic Toyota Corolla I want the motorcycle Luke got the last word folks. No, I bought my own car not a Ford Raptor. I
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Yeah, it looks like I have one Ford Raptor left. I'm not the GM, but... He knows better than I do what Sierra has. Keppri picks the Ford Raptor. Excellent. Keppri comes in. I haven't delivered in three months. Hopefully we're still alive by then. Anyway, you guys have got your own little places now, a little nicer.
00:03:35
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I should say that my level up was that my mission changed and that my mission is now one of the other hunters has a crucial role to play in the events to come and I must prepare them for their role and protect them at any cost. Many interesting developments. Sally, for instance, gained plus one charm. Very exciting. Oscar didn't say what he got. I advanced two basic moves. He advanced two basic moves. Very interesting.
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So that's everything. So you guys got some Z's after you finally finished all this bullshit. And then we've got you guys set up. He filled out not only the paperwork you guys hired, he filled out the expediting paperwork.
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to expedite the paperwork that was filled out. And before that, he filled out the expediting paperwork to expedite the expediting paperwork. So the expediting paperwork was expedited. And I talked to Greg and said, I talked to Greg and said, hey, can you expedite that for me? And everything was expedited. Let me tell you about that expedition. The expedition? It only took three days. Well, for expedition.
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Exposition is what I was doing there. Anyway, let's start. Yeah, let's start.
Journey to Stonehenge and Initial Encounter
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So you guys are the days we're on and Keppra you're hearing you're hearing from what's her face you're like she's saying that People are kind of converging over there. They're they're tracking like the little magical residue from their teleportations They seem to be converging on Stonehenge as the evening wears on once the place closes down and they're there they're gonna go there and
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They seem to be converging there, all of APEP's cult members that teleported to London. Okay. I convey that to Luke through text message. Must go to Stonehenge. That APEP. Okay. Well, I reply. You have full rights as an employee to request mission creation and fill out that paperwork. So, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot.
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Send. I text back, how do that? Can you share your screen? How do that? What's happened to call? Hello, this is Kepri. Okay, can you share your screen? How do I do that? I'm just kidding. All right, fine. I'll just call Greg and tell him what's up. I can't do that all the time. I will do that. You guys are here now. I'm going to patch him through on a three-way call.
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Is it? Don't do that. How do I do that? How do I play Craig? Hello? Craig, Carp is going to talk to you, but he's not going to call you. Hey, what's up guys?
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Greg, we got to get the Stonehenge. ASAP is possible. Oh, is it going down? What we talked about? It's going down for real. We got to go. All right, I've had the paperwork ready for an abrupt mission starting. So I'm going to sign that in now. All right, we're good. We're through. All right, go to the tarmac. We're scrambling a jet for you as we speak. All right, send out the text messages to all of the people that are coming. I already did that. All right. I sent them too.
00:06:43
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I got two text messages. These fuckers and their fucking phones.
Battle with Apep Begins
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It's your phone. Your fucking phone, Sally. Yeah, it's your fucking phone, texted my fucking phone, and now it sounds spammed by text messages. Well, you gotta go to work. Always fucking your phones. Like an adult. Don't you want to be a big girl, Sally?
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Justin, I presume that Sally has been this time doing what we talked about. Yeah, I don't know what we talked about, but yes, that was great. Preparing for what we talked about, yes. Oh, yeah, yeah, sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, Keppri too has been doing nothing. We've all been, you know, getting ready and doing secret things and everything's great. Using the toilet.
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Just been having some bad poops from that breakfast the ate at Sierra Sierra lunchroom. Mm-hmm. It's a bad eggs. I get a handgun Can you get a hound? Can you want to roll? I just want you roll your company thing. Oh shit. That's easy. That easy. Okay. All right. Let's see what happens We're going to Wiltshire, England bail. I don't get a hang of them. No, you have enough guns If you want they're like turning your today launcher if you want then you can get a handgun
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Really? Yeah. I look at the grenade launcher. Which you've never managed to fire once yet. I look at the Glock and the armory or whatever. I look back at the grenade launcher. It's in my hands loaded. I can't do that. I can't do that. Give me the high explosive rounds. Here you go, sweetie. Enjoy them.
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Blow somebody's brains out for me. Yeah, it might be my own. That's why I love budgeting, Luke. Yeah, Serbic will win. All right, so we got to go to Salisbury Plain in Wiltshire, England to Stonehenge. Well, let me tell you, look how to use this photo. It was Keppry. I was unsure of exactly where it was, and now I know.
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And now I know, yes. It's eight miles north of Salisbury, Wiltshire, England. Ooh, sounds very safe to threat the two. Yes, it is. Stonehenge creates all the stakes. The stakes have never been higher. Are you okay, Capri? You seem a little weird. Yes. My eyes are hurting from staring at this phone for too long. Sorry.
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Okay, special glasses. Oh, sorry. Are you guys going to Stonehenge? It's actually a woodhenge not too far away. No, there's no such thing as a woodhenge. There is. I just found it. Thank you very much. King Barrow Ridge. Don't know what that is. It's a hill. Let's go to Firehenge. Don't go there. Scary. Yes, Lucas. I'm sorry. I'm just a little distracted by
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The fact that it feels like everything's coming to a head soon and I'm just, for the first time in my life, feeling a little unprepared, that's all. Oh, okay. Well, I'm just going to finish cleaning my rain launcher. Could you put some safety back on first? It's still loaded and I pointed at myself, man, if this went off, this would suck, huh? Or would it not suck that much? Where are we right now? Are we in the plane?
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Probably, I guess. I'm trying to gauge his reactions. Lucas, please don't blow yourself up or everyone else up. I would miss you far too much if I lost you, so please just don't do that. It's not like the world would you know, and or anything, right? If I died, right? Actually, on the contrary,
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I've said too much. So you guys are flying over there. They're playing some music for you guys. You guys fly over there, have a long day. It's like a couple of hours, I guess, and it's probably night time.
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As you do that, there's another song comes on. Leaving on a jet plane. Going faster. What's the nearest airport to that? I'm just gonna make it up because I made up LAX. Yeah, you guys get to LAX. The New England Shire Airport. Okay, you have the New England Shire Airport.
00:11:44
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I lost Stonehenge on the map. Come back Stonehenge. What? What? Actually as you guys are going in, you get a call from Greg. Hey I got you clearance to land on the fields outside of Stonehenge. You're going right in there. How are we going to land in a field?
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It's got hover jets, yeah You got Bob you got Bob flying you mean he's he's a champ when he said she the best guy out there He can't even find Stonehenge on the map anymore Hey, fuck you Luke. I said just like great cuz I was just talking like Greg impression
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All right. Your Greg impression is getting better every day, Bob. It really fooled me. I was really offended that Greg said, fuck you, Luke. Let's go see what this Stonehenge business is all about. It's probably pretty stony. They're probably hilly fields, but it's our universe. In our universe, there's a big enough, flat enough field outside of Stonehenge you can land a plane there. Because fucking I said it. Right inside the middle of the henge. Take that, A-P.
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Now your plans are ruined, you bastard. All right, so you guys touch down on the ground. Bumpy little rat on the dirt. It's like my football. What? Nothing. And you park up, not too far away from the Stonehenge. What's your plan? Get out of the plane and walk towards Stonehenge, I guess. All right, you walk towards Stonehenge. And make some photos of Stonehenge.
00:13:31
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It's night. There's a bunch of dark figures traipsing around over there. Oh, really? Standing there as opposed to people there, man. Has a plane just landed? Yeah. Okay. All right. It was already there. I nudged Sally a bit before we get off the plane. Don't touch me. Yes, of course, Sally. Hey, listen.
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I just want you to know that I was being sincere when we talked yesterday, that I really do care about you. Yeah. And that's it. I just get up and walk off the plane. All right. So you guys, you see up at Stonehenge, there's a bunch of like hooded figures standing around like in the stones and like circle and whatnot, like a bunch of... Maybe you don't get them as well.
00:14:27
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They should be pretty scared. I put on my hoodie that I stole from the dead body and I just tried to go blend in. Fire a flare gun. Okay. Then I have a flare round in my grenade launcher. I hope I take the right round. Otherwise a big old fucking explosion is about to happen in the middle of Stodad. I guess, Luke, because you fucking make mistakes in your grenade launcher, I guess you get nervous. I don't know what happens there.
00:14:56
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Alright, so you load a round and you're ready to launder, I guess. And you're going to fire it over towards Stonehenge. I'm going to fire it up in the air. It's a flare. I want a flare. It doesn't exist, but... And a grenade comes down and it blows up our plane. That would be on a fail. Yeah, I shoot it up and a flare goes and shoots up in the air and sort of flows back down on the ground, a little trail of smoke and shit.
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Does it light the area up? That's all I care about. Did you shoot it off in the air towards Stonehenge? Yes. Yeah, it's like making this weird little flashy light that flares do over there, like an orange glow near the one end. OK. But before you did that, as you were shooting it up, you all can see there's a greenish glow coming out of the center of the ring up there on the hill.
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Some kind of weird radiation going on They're just repairing a gas leak up there, maybe we got the wrong thing you guys Those guys react to the fact that a flare was just shot up not far from them I mean not waiting for what you can see now Really? Oh shit. Well, they didn't react to a plane landing. So I guess that's true, too Maybe they're maybe they're just really into what they're doing. Hmm. They're really into their larp right now
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I'm going to bolt up towards them. Yeah, maybe you should ask them what they're trying to do. So you're just running, you're doing a dead run, Kepri? I'd like to think of it as an alive run, but yeah. You're sprinting a live run. Okay, my mistake, my mistake, my mistake. So you're doing a full on sprint though, is what you're telling me? Yeah, I'm getting my way up there. Nothing good can be coming from what they're doing. Okay, roll a cool for me. A full on rotor run. Or a sharp, cool or a sharp?
00:16:50
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Oh, Niner. Okay. So as you're running out of the corner of your eye, you see something and then you get tackled. I get tackled? Yeah. Who did it? I see him. What, Taylor? I see him. I saw him get tackled. Yeah, you see that shit. But as you roll over and as guys drop you, you see a bald, smiling face. Well, bald head and smiling face. It says, Kifri, so glad you came. A monkey flip him off of me.
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Keppri, are you alright? Yes, I'm fine. Just some terror decided to tackle me. Can't blow his head off? Yes. Alright, I fired the gun. I'm firing the shotgun. Well, Keppri right there, but also, as you guys were talking, there's no one near you anymore, Keppri. Oh. You still fire your gun just as he disappears? It's probably in the darkness, so I just fired it off.
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I turn the light on first, then I shoot anyways. Okay, roll sharp for shooting your grenade launcher near Kepri. No, shotgun, shotgun. Oh, okay, I didn't know. Roll your sharp to shoot over there. I shoot at a figure. You pepper right, like your spray goes right where the guy was, but he's going just as you pull the trigger. There's no one else here by Stonehenge?
00:18:08
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I mean, there's still people up there, but like, you got like halfway from the plane to Stonehead. You're like, you didn't park like right next to it. You're like, you're a little word of ways. You got like halfway there. They don't react to the gun. They seem like they're still doing their thing. You kind of hear like... Probably Egyptian.
Escalation and Strategic Challenges
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I don't know that language, so they're slow chanting.
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Speaker
It's probably Egyptian. All right, Capri, go investigate. I'm going to sit back with the grain launcher, and then if you need me to shoot it, give me the signal. Give me the signal, okay? Okay. Somebody keep an eye on Sally. Somebody. Don't let APEP get near her. I'm such a flight risk because you drag me to England, yeah. No, because people abduct you all the time, including us. Including us. It's because I don't want APEP to get anywhere near you.
00:19:02
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Yeah, don't worry, me and Oscar will die before he captures Sally. Well, maybe don't do that, and then I run. This is a literal hill we would die on. It's a literal yes. Standing on top of a hill with Sally. Literally will die. I sprint up towards the Stonehenge and I whip out my little Ankh sword and light it up. As you get halfway from where you are to where you are now, you get just slurred across the face.
00:19:31
Speaker
Okay. Cool. I get punched? I didn't see anybody punch me? What happens is Apep just pops right beside you and just punches you right in the face for two damage. And he's got the same magical punches as you do, so it kind of ignores your armor. Well, I didn't say that might ignore armor. Well, I guess no, no. So you have divine armors, holy. So he punches you, so you only get one from his two. Okay.
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All right, well, I teleport to where I think he is next and I fucking punch him. Just like Dragon Ball Z. Well played, Kepri. How? Quite a slug on you there. I'm talking like bae now you hit my chin. Let me hit you again and I'll fix your face. And then he disappears from front of you again.
00:20:27
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Well I just appear back to him. Yeah, I have another gun that we've never used. I have a hunting rifle. Oh my god. It has a scope on it. It's long range. Before you guys do anything, I want to tell Kepri where you appear. You appear falling through the sky. Through the sky? You're falling up high in the air. You're falling down with an apex right near you. And he goes to swing at you again.
00:20:56
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Okay, I bring out my sword and try to cut his arm off. No, my god. Yeah, no tough. I've been kicked some ass. God. All right. Uh, what's your sword do three? Three. Okay, you slash him and he's his little miss his own magical suit. And it uh, so I edit that out, man. No, we're recording.
00:21:22
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I'm gonna drink his tea and it's going through my belly. Enjoy that listeners. So yeah, you slash his arm, you see, I kind of like rips into his suit, his magical suit, similar to yours, but he says, ah, how was you, Capri? And he poofs away again. Okay. I poof back down to the ground where I was standing before he punched me the first time. Okay. And Luke, I guess you're thinking about your rifle as your
00:21:53
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Standing there? Yeah, I got it trained on Stonehenge and I'm looking for Kepri and then looking for a hooded figure to appear next to him. Well, I'm easier to spot because I have a big jaggedy flaming red sword. It's really easy to see you, yes. Yeah, and also, Apep is literally, he's a man in a suit like Kepri bald, but he's paler skinned. But as you realize you're doing that, Luke, you feel like someone sort of appears beside you and you feel like the warmth of a flame beside you.
00:22:23
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Oh hey Kepri, I hope. Not me. As you can see Kepri out in the distance over there's Stone Engine, he's looking around with his sword to sit. If Kepri's there, then who's next to me? Hope it's me lighting a fire, or Sally lighting me on fire or something. What? Then you hear...
00:22:50
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Luke, he's taken my form over there. That bastard. Who? Apep. He keeps stopping me from getting to the ritual site or whatever they're doing. Does my site allow me to see through any
00:23:13
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like hallucinations or anything like that. I don't have a fucking clue about that. Well, okay. Clearly we have a two capri situation. I can see the invisible and magical influences. Oscar, smell this guy. Make sure he's actually capri.
00:23:37
Speaker
I rolled a weird Justin. Do I see the end of the world with that roll? No. I was going to say, since it's a god doing something, it'd be harder for you to see. But you can see that there's something going on with the Keppri that's near Luke. And Oscar Sniffson, it smells like Keppri. Can I try and dispel? Actually, I think magic allows me to trap.
00:24:09
Speaker
Trap a specific person, minion, or monster. Okay, so you can start to do that, but while Oscar comes over to sniff this Keppery, he goes, out to head with it! And Luke, you get punched right in the gut. Okay, I go, I shoot him in the face with a gun. Was that Oscar? Can I roll to protect Luke from the punch? Yeah, you can roll to protect Luke, you're toughy tough tough.
00:24:38
Speaker
Tough, tough, tough. Oh my god, another six. Fuck. You fail on that buddy. He gets punched in the gut for two damage anyway.
00:24:52
Speaker
Does it ignore armor? It does not, no. What do your fists do, Adam? Your special fists? Divine, always kind of a weakness against monsters you fight. You're unarmed attack. Oh, I guess it is. I guess it would. Since it counts as a weakness against things you fight, it doesn't take armor into account. Oh, I would say, since you have holy armor, it doesn't affect you that way. But Luke, you don't have holy armor, so you get two damage. Well, right. It's a divine weapon, so I have divine protection.
00:25:18
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Yeah, certainly holy now, so So go ahead and go ahead and roll your sharp there Luke's trying to shoot him Okay, and I'm gonna say You fail okay, he just sort of pushes it away none of that and he teleports away again. Oh
00:25:37
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Hey, but I wanted. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Before you guys, as that intercourse is happening, you can try again as an exchange is happening. I want to trap him. Okay. Uh, yeah. Even if I would give you a negative since the goddess still does pretty good. So do a little trap smell like.
00:26:00
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I just kind of want him to like be frozen in place, like his arm snapped to his sides, his like snap knees together. He's just sort of standing there. Stock can't move. So he's just been missed as a shot. He was about to like make a hand movement and he just snaps together. Mr. Luke, I see you've brought a powerful little brat with you.
00:26:28
Speaker
While he's stuck, I want to try and attack him. What did you say, Luke? So, okay, what's the order? I get punched, miss my shot, he gets trapped? Yes, Oscar tried to protect you, but he fucked up. There was some fumbling from Oscar, too, yeah. I fumbled as well. Yeah, what did you say you wanted to do, Oscar? I want to try and attack him while he's stuck.
00:26:50
Speaker
Okay. He's just pretty much standing there, so we got to do a tough, do a kick some ass. Or whatever you want to do. Bite him. Yeah, I want to kick his ass, literally. Okay. Where's the kick of any ass? It's a nine. Okay. How do I secretly roll? Like a GM roll? Maybe. Something like that, yeah. This game rolled 2D6.
00:27:21
Speaker
Okay. Which stuff we do? I don't know. I don't know. Just pick an arbitrary number and give it. Okay, yeah, I'll say you slap him. What are you doing? What are you doing to him, luster wolfman? Slapping his ass cheek. Slapping with your claws on his ass. Literally. You're going to literally kick his ass. How much damage does your literal ass kicking do? All of it.
00:27:51
Speaker
I'm I done claws to two damage okay so I guess your foot would do the same hmm get them long toenails so you kick him in the butt talks and it was not talks that happens to you he goes oh you rascal a little
00:28:23
Speaker
And he's again gone and covers off on the hillside below Stonehenge. Yeah, I sprint towards Stonehenge some more. Okay. May I roll a sharp while I'm doing that? Yeah.
00:28:40
Speaker
I failed! That's great. As you come around there, a blast of green energy comes at you and you get knocked away. It doesn't hurt you because it only does one damage to you and your armor affects you. The energy from Stonehenge?
00:28:59
Speaker
Now, as you lay on your back and set up, you see a hooded guy coming out of one of the little arches that's still standing, and he's getting ready. He's moving his hands, getting ready to do some more shit to you. Oh, no. Come on. OK. Did you call Bastet by the way here? Did I what? Call Bastet? No, I didn't call Bastet yet. There's a reason I haven't called her yet. OK. She might show up on her own eventually, because she knows what's going on. Yeah.
00:29:29
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Yeah, so I'm going to teleport to this guy before it was when I was falling. Alright, can we teleport up? What do you guys want to do? There's a bunch of chanting motherfuckers up on the hilltop where the stones are. What happened to Apep when I trapped him? Is he still here? He fought it off and he went away. Oh, okay. I think we should go and join up with Capri.
00:29:52
Speaker
I got a good angle here. As you say that Oscar, you see him. He's like, you see him. He disappears as he sits up from the ground.
00:30:05
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What do I see from aerial view of what they're doing? Is there anything else that I missed maybe from the lower part of the hill? Yeah, now that you can see it from above, you see there's a big green glow coming from emanating from all the people around the circle in the center, and there's a dark sort of misty sort of sphere growing in the center of the circle up there. Okay, can I try to angle myself to follow that direction? Is that too much?
00:30:31
Speaker
Fucking yeah Okay, cool. Yeah, I'm gonna try to fall towards them and have my my sword drawn And see if I can't I'm just gonna fucking just try to smash that spear
00:30:49
Speaker
Actually, no, I'm gonna I'm going to try to Take out one of the people that are chanting to see if I can't disrupt the chain Which by the way, there's there's literally like dozens they're like ringed around like all the little like this from like the inside I think the outside but just yeah I'm gonna just I'm gonna try to turn to a friggin humanoid missile and just try to like take out a couple of them and break break the chain they got Okay, so capri's capri's falling with style. What do you what do you guys want to do? All right We can see a punch in the stomach
00:31:18
Speaker
You think you're going to avoid getting punched in the stomach? No, I'm going to cover. Okay. Oh, real quick, Luke. Okay. See if you don't throw up from getting punched in the gut. I do. Six. Just a little bit. Just like a little bit. Magically, it ends up on Capri's shoes.
00:31:39
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Sally opens like a portal below it and puts it up like every shoes. Every time. Can I, can I, I want to try to heal my first aid kit that I have. Do a little, do a little, do a little. Got 11. So I heal two plus or plus two or whatever. Nice. Good job. Yeah. Good job. So that probably takes you like good five minutes. Oh, really? I would say yeah.
00:32:06
Speaker
Well, I'm not going to do that then, and I'll put the harm back, and I'll just watch Capri after I throw up, because I see he's falling or something. If it was a normal punch, it wouldn't be too big of a deal, but it's kind of like a burning evil god punch. It sucks. Yeah, I got that. First time, not the last time. So yeah, you guys, Oscar, you're standing there. I want to run towards Stonehenge as well. No, Oscar, maybe stay back.
00:32:37
Speaker
You guys can see how it came? Yeah, I can help him from here. And then I picked up the... Oscar? I have a grenade launcher, Oscar. We should probably... I have a magnum, but that's not really for range. Okay. You could probably hit him from here, but that's besides the point. I was just going to blow Stonehenge up because, you know, it sounds awesome.
00:33:02
Speaker
Tragedy struck one of the world's monuments today. So I see Kepri start to kill people, right? I'm not killing people. I'm just missling into them. I mean, I might kill them. You're probably going to break some backs at least if you land on somebody. Yeah. Well, I don't think Kepri's considering that in this moment. So yeah. Okay. So I want to yell at Kepri when he lands. Like, I want to give him the signal. The second to what?
00:33:32
Speaker
Get out, get out of there. Oh, okay. Uh, anything you want to do, Sally? Um, I don't, I don't know. I think as we're just heading towards Stonehenge or what, what am I supposed to like, am I getting any instruction here from my master? I mean, you can, you can actively, like, you know, he, you know, he wants to not, whatever Apex doing not to happen. So you can actively try and, you know, stop it. Can I set people on fire?
00:34:02
Speaker
Fucking yeah. I'm gonna do that. You can try. I'm gonna try and set the bad guys on fire. And maybe we can't reach shoes. Oh wow, those bad guys are on fire. Just like one bad guy at a time, you know, ping, ping, ping, ping. Roll your weird. Oh. You can choose what happens for you, I guess. You're good and you're bad.
00:34:32
Speaker
Um, well, somebody gets caught on fire. Um, and by the way, you guys can, you guys can see like the guy who's standing at the edge of like the ring who like shot Keppra. He's that kind of stand there. Like he's like waiting for everybody now. He's like, I will take a problematic side effect. Yikers. That's all it says. Great. Um, uh, let's say you shoot the fire and it shoots over their Adam, but like it kind of has a blast back and you get burnt for one damage as well.
00:35:05
Speaker
Oh no. And that guy, who are you shooting
Turning Point in the Battle
00:35:08
Speaker
at? Are you shooting at the guy standing at the edge or...? Close this one, yeah. Okay, he's pretty close. Okay, so yeah, you see, it shoots out at him and he's... Well, really, I guess, we just kind of used to shoot it out and he can't see it flying and he's going to be able to dodge it, but I already followed him. Either way, he gets hit by a flame and he's like... And he like, he jumps, dives to the ground real quick and he's like patting himself out. But he's got like some second degree burns at least, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's hurt.
00:35:37
Speaker
And you hear a, Jesus Christ! By that time, Kepri probably, you plummet and roll. I like to roll tough to see if he can manage to land on someone's proper land. Just barely made it, seven. All right, so you just land on your feet first, punch first, attacking spear and somebody from the sky.
00:36:02
Speaker
Yeah, I'm just pretty much, I'm doing a, as I come in for a landing, I'm gonna turn my feet towards the ground and do a pencil dive. All right, so he doesn't hurt you, but I'm gonna say you take one damage from just like, not landing right. Okay. That's gonna ignore your armor. And yeah, you fucking, you crumple that guy.
00:36:26
Speaker
And the guy next, he's like, please. He like defaulted. Emo. That's the mommy. Don't sell him an emo Deb. He's so emo. I look over and I see, I see a roll of sharp cover.
00:36:46
Speaker
noise that I'm chanting and like, just like the adrenaline in you right now. Nope. No, no, no, can't hear nothing here. Shit. Because now you're, it's not about like fucking like almost 30 to 30, probably 30 up to 30 people or more. Just fucking going over, over, over, over, over, over, over, over, over, over, over, over, over, over, just fucking incoherent fucking shit. They're just like all chanting at once.
00:37:06
Speaker
But you're in their circle with your, probably with, I'm assuming you probably, keep your sword out, I guess, probably keep your sword out. Yes. So you're there with your flaming sword. And then the guy next to you is like, he's like, I cut him down. He's like, Oh God, I cut him down. Roll it tough. Nine. Uh, okay. You, uh, you do it, but he sees you swinging as he does. He just like slings a little, uh, a bolt at you. But like, once again, it, uh, doesn't get through your divine arm, but it knocks you, knocks you down again.
00:37:36
Speaker
OK, well, I just want to kill him. And as you slice him and he blasts you and you fly backwards, but you see him go, and it's like robes are burning and shit from your flames. And he's also slashed across the neck. So everybody else, what's going on? You just you kind of you can kind of see like an adult orange glow in the rest of the magical light and they're moving around this capri sword. Oh, the guy I set on fire took one arm by the way. Right. Yeah, I figured. Yeah.
00:38:08
Speaker
I want to shoot a round at the other side of Stonehenge, where Capri's not going to hate Capri. Oh yeah, finally. It's time, he's going to die. Oh boy. Alright, so I'm loading multiple rounds.
00:38:27
Speaker
I rolled a seven. That means I miss. That's great. Yeah. I'm going to say as you shoot it and the guy who stands at the edge of the thing, you see him wave his arms and a little wave of green energy goes and deflects your grenade off into the field somewhere. Right. I want to roll a help out. Help out. He's like, you can do it, Luke. Now, maybe if you like.
00:38:51
Speaker
Yeah, I'm not stable because I just threw up, you know? Yeah. And just help him keeping it stable or something like that. He's going to put his hands on top of mine. He'll pull the gun up. I think you bet you can give him a plus one, which will help him succeed either way. Oh, okay. For the next role. Yeah. Yeah. Give him a plus one next. Now that you've seen him fuck up, you're like, oh man, hold on, Luke. Let me, let me, so you can roll it now and see if he can try and shoot again.
00:39:20
Speaker
No. You're like, maybe, I don't know. This isn't helping you back up. God, Oscar, you've afflicted us with so many fails. I know, right? I'm almost hit it up again. Sally, they're whiffing these, Sally. Anything you want to do before the next round of bullshit happens? I want to target somebody, whether it's the guy I set on fire. Can I do this? Can I?
00:39:48
Speaker
I don't know if this would be under hex or just regular use magic but based on the ritual and everything that I did I want to see if I want Sally to be able to like siphon life source now into herself. Is that a thing I can do? I don't know if that would mean I get like
00:40:15
Speaker
extra damage with Hex if we want to do it that way, but I want to start siphoning life off of bad guys. I would say maybe you can get a temporary magic armor maybe.
00:40:40
Speaker
You can pull their magic or magical life force out of them that would give you a little sort of temporary thing, but not to actually heal you. Okay. Sort of temporary hit points, perhaps. I'll take a shield if that's better, if that's easier. Either way, it'll be a temporary shield or a temporary something or other, but yeah, you can do that. Tinian. Tinian. So the regular use magic does one harm.
00:41:09
Speaker
Or my use magic portion could be I get a shield and then the hex portion is to harm. I'll say the way I want to have it be is you, I guess you'll take harm either way, but you kind of really kind of suck.
00:41:28
Speaker
Yeah, you're gonna like suck his energy, his essence out of him a little bit and take it into yourself to re-bolster yourself. So you see the guy you burned before, the guy who's up there doing magic? Yeah, if he's still the closest one. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, you do that and you see him kind of like, he kind of like wavers and like stumbles. He holds up on the rock. He's like, and then you get your little temporary one that once you get that knocked off, you won't have it anymore, but it'll be before you take any damage.
00:41:59
Speaker
He took harm. Yes. He's like, he's kind of like now he's like, he's not, he's still holding on to the stone. He's like, okay. Excellent. Um, Capri, you're in the circle of, uh, people with Shannon. Does that grenade show around? Let me say, look, does the grenade explode? Cause my intention was not to hit anybody. It was to get Kirby's attention so that he moves. Uh, it did explode. So yeah, there was an explosion, Capri.
00:42:26
Speaker
Okay. I look over to Luke's direction. I'm gesturing towards him. Towards me. Like come over. I teleport. I teleport. I like kick some fool. I sweep their legs and teleport to do that. Huh? Roll it tough to kick that dude's legs. Okay.
00:42:48
Speaker
Oh fuck, he goes down, he cracks his head on the fucking stone. Lay on the ground, he's dead. Okay, you can get over there next to Luke. I'm just trying to keep that particular section of the chain broken so they can't do what they're doing as well. And I teleport over to Luke. Lucas, what is it? I'm gonna shoot the grenade launcher at the sphere and hopefully, or whatever, blow this shit up. Fuck Stonehenge.
00:43:17
Speaker
All right. If you think that's what's best, go for it. Help me hold this voice. I got punched in the stomach and it really sucks. Okay. Can I jinx the bad thing to give Luke a plus one forward? What bad thing? Whatever he's aiming at. I want to create a jinx that gives him a boost. You can sure as shoot and try.
00:43:44
Speaker
If we're all gonna help Luke, I guess I'll help Luke is fine. I'm giving him a plus one forward. And Oscar's helping you, so you get a plus one from him helping you? Plus two. Let's let Luke roll first, see how good or bad he rolls. Am I rolling a shard?
00:44:14
Speaker
10. 10. Nice. All right, so you see a grenade. It laws past those people's heads. And it gets right up in that hole, that black hole. And you see a puff of smoke shoot up out of it and a little bit of flame. But it looks like it went down into a hole. Good thing I ate more of these suckers loaded up. And I'm firing them all. And then you kind of hear a,
00:44:45
Speaker
And the ground kind of rumbles and shit. Poof, poof, poof, poof. More grenades go out. I'm like, okay, what? And anybody else want to do anything else before as Luke reloads his grenade? I think we're just helping him. Yeah. I think I'm going to be... It's like one of those, you know, revolver grenade launchers. It has like six rounds or whatever.
00:45:15
Speaker
May I roll, um, may I roll investigate a mystery? 10. Um, where did it go specifically? Um, you're, you're figuring he, he knew you'd be coming here to find him. So you think he might have, he probably has himself like a,
00:45:43
Speaker
like a safe little hiding spot or something, like a safe house or something. Maybe not necessarily a house, but he has a spot he sort of probably set for himself to fall back to. Okay. I heard a noise come out of that hole, right? When? What do you mean? Then when Luke shot a grenade in there. You saw the grenade go into the black sort of
00:46:09
Speaker
thing growing there as if it were a hole and it's sort of like the explosion came out just barely like it was coming out from further away than what it Yeah, you made a noise that I thought was like oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There was a rumble and a roar. Yes. Yes. Yes What sort of creature is it? You remember from your talk with a pep how he's saying how he was exiled and he was out and
00:46:31
Speaker
uh, wandering the universe and shit for awhile. And he found, he said he found a friend. Um, you're thinking maybe he's trying to summon some sort of out of this world, uh, entity that he thinks will help him in his, in his journey. Oh, no, it's Cthulhu guys. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, no.
00:46:58
Speaker
Okay, cool. I want to investigate a mystery as well. Okay, go for it. Fuck. Oscar, come on. Jeffrey, do you want to like do the classic movie scene where like, although you actually have bounded your stuff, everything you thought of is founded on actual some good reason, but do you want to do like in the movies where they they're looking at the thing happening and suddenly they say, I know exactly what this this bad thing is doing now. I can tell you all about it.
00:47:25
Speaker
You want to yell a quick like, hey, summon him some shit. I feel like my pals would kind of know that. But I think what I would be more interested in is, fuck. I was going to ask some more questions. Yeah, I rolled a shirt. I fucked it up. I was going to be like, I think it doesn't come out right. I can say it's like, he's summoning a creature. I don't know what it is. I don't know how to fight it. I don't know what it is. Do we just keep breaking the chain?
00:48:12
Speaker
Yeah, you haven't done that yet. So why don't you roll? Oh, sorry. No, that's that's what I was trying. I should have said that. But yeah, I'll roll again. You're trying to shoot the people out of the sphere, right? No, I'm trying to shoot just at Stonehenge and the sphere and everything. Just how many I'm assuming I like a six round little like chamber in your thing. Yeah, I want to fire off all of them. I had five after the sphere shot. Yeah. So yeah, yeah. OK, go ahead and.
00:48:22
Speaker
Fire at the people, not at the sphere.
00:48:41
Speaker
I guess we're all five different sharps. Just roll one at a time and pause and we'll see what happens. Oh, God. Oh, no. Your first one, you just kind of fucking whips completely. It just shoots off. And the guy who's at the edge of something, you see him kind of like. He tries to go shoot it, but he misses, but you think. Fucking anyway. It's true. He does have a plus two forward because Sally and how long does that last? I don't know. It's up to you. Help out.
00:49:12
Speaker
Well, Scranton, I think plus one four is on your next thing and then it goes away. Mine just gives them a plus one four by interfering with the enemy. Right, I think a four is just... But I rolled enough that I got a hold two, so I did it twice, I guess. Okay, so... Okay, sure. We'll say the last one. Okay, so you hit like sort of the periphery and you see a guy go, whoa! All right, here's another one.
00:49:41
Speaker
a 10. Holy fuck. Um, yeah. You shoot it in there and, uh, this one, you, you, you, you get it right in that hole again and it like, oh no, a flaming smoke comes out and it's your shit. I miss. Sorry guys. I meant to, I was trying to hit the people. Fuck, but all right. I hit this fear. That's fine too. That's fine too. Uh, I'm bursting. This is, I'm not really pausing to talk. I'm more just like bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. There's a seven.
00:50:13
Speaker
And there's the fifth shot. That's my fourth shot. Five total, now my sixth. That's not an eight. All right. Okay, you blow up a good fucking 10 people probably.
00:50:32
Speaker
I mean, did he blow it up Stonehenge? I didn't see my blood Stonehenge. One of the people you kill, that guy standing at the edge, he's trying to shoot your things away. He's missing, and one of the blasts blows up near him and kills a couple dudes, and the big rocket bomb just slides off the thing and crushes him. Oh, cool. As he gets smushed, he shoots a little wave of green energy out, and he's like, ah! We need to seal this thing in.
00:50:59
Speaker
I'm like going to jail after this one, so fuck it. Yeah. Definitely. And then you guys see a pyramid in front of you again. There's a bald man, and he is now wearing like a scaly looking sort of copperish armor. I want to shoot you with my weapon. Shoot the magnum. Get him.
00:51:28
Speaker
I want to help him aim. Can you guys just take your turns holding each other? That's so funny. Darl Sharp. How about is it cool? Okay, it's now an enemy. Okay, there we go. Cool. I got 12, so that's two, right? Ooh, nice. I think a 12 is still there. How about the high vision get us a one?
00:51:56
Speaker
So he still gets a nine. I also roll to cool. Okay. You've got this Oscar. You can shoot his dumb nose. No, I feel like I use just like a little hint of like just a spiritual energy to help, help soothing them and just kind of make them feel comfortable and relaxed. So he's not too tense. All right. So you, you shoot him, uh, direct on body area. Generally exhale gently, Oscar.
00:52:23
Speaker
Squeeze slowly. How's your gun do? Three harm. Three harm? Yes. Holy. Pretty him in the head, so it doesn't stop. Tits on the... He's fucking... Game done. Everybody's like, oh, fuck, we're done now. Hey, we're out. Just kidding. So he gets shot kind of like in the side of the chest. He's like, oh, shit. If you guys know what a kopesh is, it's sort of like a curve.
00:52:52
Speaker
Crescent sword that points forward instead of curved like backwards, like most swords are. And he's got that out, and he's going to disappear, and he's going to reappear, and he's going to swing at you, Oscar. Oh no. He's going to slash him when he's started. I'm going to hit him at some point while he's bouncing around. Okay, you can't do that. But Oscar, you take three harm. Can't I roll to dodge that? No, he just hit you. No, he's a fucking god.
00:53:20
Speaker
I don't care what he is. Monsters are also pretty good whenever you get down to it, but he's a god. Yeah. So he hits you with that, and he slashes you across your, he tears your gentlemanly vest and shirt, Oscar. What a bitch. He slashes you on your back, and as you take it, you feel, the wound not only hurts, which I take, it does three by the way, whatever your armor does, you can subtract that.
00:53:47
Speaker
As it, as it, as like the wound sets in, you feel it start to sting you and burn. You're like, Oh God stings. And, uh, only take two damage. Yeah. Five more bullets, Oscar. Come on. Um, and then, okay. So when he lands there, if you'd like. Yeah. I want to siphon again from him instead. Cause I want to see what happens if I siphon a God. Oh.
00:54:12
Speaker
And I am willing to take luck on this, just so you know. Because Sally don't care. Sally's going to get doomed. Yeah, we're going to put that up as a 12. I want to siphon it. I only spent one luck this whole time. Really? I can just win this fight. I can win this fight right now. It's true.
00:54:38
Speaker
And I want it to be the plus two harm from the hex. I don't know if we also want to, again, I don't know how you want to do arm here, but... Okay, you heard him, I will say.
Aftermath and New Threat Emerges
00:54:51
Speaker
And I will also say that you get two little bonus on top of your health. But also I'd like you to roll cool for me.
00:55:08
Speaker
as you feel this chaotic energy just pulse through you. She feels pretty fucking... And you're like, fucking, this is sick, man. This is tight. Cool as shit, starts smoking cigarettes. And then you look over your shoulder and you realize there's a hand on your shoulder and you see your daddy, daddy, daddy standing there. Helping. And he was your luck that helped you push that through. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like Sally, we got this.
00:55:34
Speaker
We got this. We're going to kill this fucking god. Only I see him, or can they see him too? If they look at him, they probably can see him. Man, is somebody brushing their teeth in the background? Sounds a force ghost here. I don't know what that was. That was the dark master appearing. He was kind of shuffling his feet. He was like, ooh, I'm excited for this. Sounds like somebody's polishing rocks. Funny enough, you guys, the dark master appears next to us.
00:56:03
Speaker
How, okay, we're gonna transparency here. What exactly would you have told, you would have only told Bastet to attack Apep if he got close to like your team or whoever? No, I said to protect Sally. Okay, so you guys don't see it, but a kitty cat runs across the field and then leaps to the air and out of the kitty cat becomes a lady and it's Bastet and she's gonna
00:56:35
Speaker
try and slice at the dark master. And he goes, he looks at her turns and just does a big swash of his hand and a little sort of black burst comes out and she goes flying off the side. And that's what happens. But she's not, she's like, she's like rolling back to her knees and she's getting up, but you know. Oh, okay, cool. So I want to attack you back in. And like a flashlight, like Team Rocket. Okay.
00:57:05
Speaker
I was saying, as fast as I disappear, like Team Rocket, like she gets blasted off. She's out of space now, buddy. Yeah. I'm going to say that you can try, you can go ahead and do a shoot there, Oscar, if you'd like. I would like to bite him instead. Oh, you're going to bite him? Give me the gun then. Give me the gun then. Don't you have your own gun? Several, but I want that one too.
00:57:37
Speaker
She wasn't allowed to have a block earlier. No, I want to keep my gun. I'm just kidding. I didn't actually say I was supposed to move out. Sorry. I'll try to jump on Apep and bite him. Oh, gosh. All right. Roll your kick and ass. That's tough. I hate it. And I want to use a luck as well.
00:58:03
Speaker
Oh boy! What a bunch of crazy mofos around here. And the cool thing is, because I advanced my kicksome ass last level, I can make that I'd inflict double the harm. Oh, sorry. Yep, 12 plus, yep. So what's your normal damage?
00:58:25
Speaker
Four. So that's eight. Yikers. That's what we call a yikes in the business. Yeah, indeed. All right, so you bite the shit out of his neck, and he's like, what the fuck was that? I mean, it kind of follows to a knee. And he's going to try and teleport, but he's kind of slow. I don't know. Anybody want to try and do anything? Yeah. He's luck. He's luck. He's like hunting rifle to the forehead, pull the trigger.
00:58:55
Speaker
No, in the mouth. In the mouth, pull the trigger. He's going, what the fuck? And I don't give him time to even go, oh, I just, the trigger's pulled, done. Okay, his back of his head explodes, and he kind of falls down, and you guys kind of feel like a burst of energy, and everybody roll, I guess, tough. I'm going to roll luck. I'm going to use my luck again.
00:59:26
Speaker
Fuck, yeah, me too. I don't want to take any chances. I have three Luck now used. I have a shield, it's cool. I have a plus two shield. Oh my. Okay, so. I use the Luck as well. Right, okay. So what happened just now with Apep? I'm right about to tell you. So his body falls back and his big old bursty burst comes out. Luke is here and he's Luck too, right? Oh yeah, yeah.
00:59:56
Speaker
All right, so Luke and Keppri, you kind of, you hold fast as it's still like this big shockwave goes where it goes through the fucking air and the ground and shit. And Sally, you fricking just get blasted. I'm gonna say that two of your extra harms get knocked off. Oscar. Do you think maybe more than two? Or is it just those two? Yeah, you're just gonna lose a couple of your extra ones you had.
01:00:23
Speaker
Oscar, you sort of get knocked down, but since you only rolled an eight, you didn't do a huge fail. You just need to get knocked down and thrown back a little bit, but you're physically not hurt. Okay, good. I wasted our luck. We both rolled failing rolls, though, so. That's true. You want to talk some damage.
01:00:44
Speaker
I'm already at two. Uh, and the dark master, like he looks back as he was distracted by what's her face and he wasn't looking at you Sally or holding your shoulder anymore. So he's like, he's back. It looks back at you blessed. Rolling across the ground. He's like, Oh shit. And, um, and you, uh, see up at the stonehenge. Um, you hear like a, and, uh,
01:01:11
Speaker
Someone walks out of the circle of people and throws his hood back. He's like, you bastards are going to pay for killing my body. I shoot him again.
01:02:26
Speaker
Does it look good already?