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Speaker: I know. i know. How how how exciting everybody. I'm excited. What is this, Robert? It's... Especially those watching. ah Hold on. I need scissors.
Speaker: Scissors. You need scissors. those like Yeah, i did I did order a new gaming controller, ladies. so But that's I don't think it's that. It's to control his um his toy with his lady friend.
Speaker: They have a toy for each other and it's remote controlled. remote controlled Bluetooth. That could be fun. That could be fun. I'm I'm I I could see myself and the missus getting. Oh, it's a laptop.
Speaker: Oh, boring. Yeah, it's not mine, though. It's for work. So don't I'm not too excited. I would be cool if I had the funds to buy a brand new MacBook.
Speaker: But it's ah it's a work laptop, people. So it's not like super exciting where it's like, I have a new laptop. nope However, in the 49 episodes we've done, this is the first opening of a gift or a postal online. So that's kind of fun. That's true. Yeah, guys, if you want to see more postal openings, leave a comment in the comments. Leave a like, subscribe, hit that heart button. Let us know if you want to see more package openings, guys.
Speaker: All right. pack I'll give it a package of. Oh, yeah. you talking about your genitals? I am. Yeah, I am. yes Yeah. Anyway, hold the agenda today. so Tim Curry's dead. And yeah we got dead celebrities. Dead celebrities we're talking about. We got ah some some renaming of bodies of water we're talking about. um I got some sports things. Robert's going to rant. We got some fire obedeers and cold jokes. yeah We got some penetrating questions. We got a whole of an episode. In the butt.
Speaker: Let's get deep into it, Robert. Like you said, Tim Curry has died. Not only has Tim Curry died, but Dolly Parton, that's huge one. Hayden Penetier. Hayden Penetier. Peter Cullen. Yeah, wow. Fucking Optimus Prime away. Optimus Prime. That was actually me.
Speaker: I forget her name, but a huge Motown star passed away. She's a writer for that song. She passed away. um been few that have passed away um lionel richie's in the hospital right now yes i did hear that today oh it's up yeah i heard someone describe dolly parton as our princess diana oh yeah i can see that i i um now i think the biggest thing right now with uh dolly parton is a lot of people are upset or have mixed feelings about the lowering of the flag
Speaker: Having the flag half-mast for mourning, usually that is reserved for politicians, military personnel, people that have served our country. um If anyone has served our country, it's Dolly fucking part.
Speaker: Yeah, id say I would say i would be cool with it as long as that person or event made an impact. on the country. I think she has made an impact on our country, especially the things she has done for state of Tennessee. She has done so much.
Speaker: um But her imagination library, I think that's called. I mean, she has touched the lives of so many people throughout the world. She has her own theme park. and not just yeah And she made her theme park so people can have jobs.
Speaker: That's kind of why she made Oh, wow. she She was like, no, we're going to make sure people jobs. She also has like a a gas station to rival Bucky's. as well Oh, I would love to see that. Yeah, it's Tennessee. You know love Buc-ee's. I do too. It's in Tennessee. It's um it's huge. um Hopefully we'll get more. I don't know if we will, but yeah, she does. Is it called boobies? Oh my God.
Speaker: Oh, that was low bearing fruit. gas asia Yeah. I mean, she does all these things. So people get jobs. Mm-hmm. a Dolly's Tennessean Travel Shop in Cornersville, Tennessee off I-65.
Speaker: Tell you what, brother. So if you're at, if you find yourself at Cornersville, Tennessee, check it out. I want to know. Send us pictures. Shit. I want to fuck. Yeah. Send us photos. Totally down to check that out. the The death that hit me the most was probably Tim Curry. I love, love Tim Curry. That fucking weird ass animal of a man. I loved everything he's done.
Speaker: um I kind of put him in like, you know, like David Bowie was weird in music. Tim Curry was weird as an actor and I fucking loved it. Love Curry. Love Tim Curry. I mean, someone, you know, pointed out, they actually, was really sad edit, but they showed the scene of home alone too. When, uh, the parents in home alone to show up Catherine O'Hara and and all, and they're, they're basically giving him shit for like, how could you let our son just like get a room and use our credit card.
Speaker: And they like edit it where everything's in color, except them. Cause all three acts. I've seen that. Yeah. It's so sad. It's like home alone two is going to hit differently. Well, I mean, the run the running the running joke now now is like, okay, we got three of those actors done. There's another actor in there that could probably die.
Speaker: talking Rob Schneider? No, no. ah ah Just kidding. He had a run a cameo. He owned the Plaza Hotel at the time. That's why he was in the fucking movie, because he owned the hotel.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. i don't wish death upon that person. However, if that's the quickest way for him to get out of office, I'll take it. Yeah, yeah. There's a quote, I forget from who, and I'm going to butcher it, but they said, like, i wouldn't want to I wouldn't want to wish death on anyone, but there have been some obituaries I've read that have given me great joy.
Speaker: And I forgot who exactly said that, but it's such a great quote. And it's true. um Yeah, it's but I you know, it's funny is that I think I believe there are TV edits now where you they broadcast Home Alone 2 with Trump. Canada does that. Canada does that. Oh, yeah say there. Canada is keeping an American. Tell you what. yeah i mean, the speaking of Canada, I guess we can go transition right into this since you brought that up.
Speaker: i am Lake Ontario. Apparently here in the States, it's no longer named Lake Ontario. It is now like named Lake America here in the United States. um Robert, your thoughts? So stupid. Oh my God. My thoughts. I wish I didn't have to think about it.
Speaker: It's just so dumb. And so here's the thing too. I saw a lot of like MAGA people cheer on, you know, Gulf of America. but I haven't seen too many MAGA people cheer on Lake America. And I'm like, has has he gone too far?
Speaker: Are MAGA people now like, all right, all right. Like, what are we doing? Are we just going to call every, let's call every city America. So he does, he does want to change the name of the oceans. Apparently like he said, we have a lake, we have a golf. Now we need ocean. I mean, imagine if we had the Eastern American ocean and the Western American ocean,
Speaker: can you imagine what if we just yeah should we rename russia america like when to when does it end i mean what if canada's decided to rename america like dumb fuckland or something like that oh i'd be cool with that i mean i it's insulting to america but at the same time it is it is i get it like yeah canada's as somebody who frequents to canada quite often um The people in Canada are very nice. They do not hate the Americans at all. They hate what's going on in the country, such as the renaming of a lake.
Speaker: um It's... They don't... but i've I've talked a few times with bartenders stuff like that. and it's They just hate what's going on. I mean, I can't get a fucking Tito's in Canada anymore because of this whole shit.
Speaker: I mean, the only reason why... and In Vancouver, they are paying like $560-something, $570-something a gallon. So they're paying like California prices in Canada because of the war.
Speaker: I can't think of any reason to rename it other than giving Canada like a fuck you. That's the only reason he's doing it. That's the only reason. Right. And why would you want to give a fuck you to Canada? canada i mean, i' not even saying that meant yeah, I know. Like Canada's been like, we, we, why you're causing it. First of all, Mexico is not giving us issues, but obviously there are people that have issues with Mexico border reasons, but no one, as far as I know, has had any issues with Canada. So why are we starting shit with Canada? Like, what the fuck? I recently worked with somebody who lives in Buffalo, and obviously Buffalo is right on the border of Ontario. It's basically a shared community in that area. And she was like, this is fucking bullshit.
Speaker: there's like Why are we doing this? Like, they're our best friends, and we're just being dicks to them. Like, we we were literally pushing them into the ant pile and going, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Speaker: Why are you doing this? You know what's so funny is that i love my yeah it it only seems to get worse. Like when when we renamed Gulf of Mexico Gulf of America, I was like, no, there's no way I'm going to call it that. Like, fuck that shit. But now with the Lake Ontario change, ah it almost makes the Gulf of America seem not as bad for some reason. Like he just keeps getting worse. Yeah.
Speaker: You know, it's weird. It's weird. I should be as, as, as, you know, like frustrated with both. but The big difference now is that we're in a war now. Obviously our pockets are being affected. Um, there's, you know, some type of recall with food, all the fuck. I mean, tofu has been recalled recently.
Speaker: Fucking tofu. Like, I mean, right. More of the poor vegans and vegetarians. Like, and I eat tofu on a regular basis. Like Jesus Christ. So right. With everything going on in our pockets, and our wallets, our pocketbooks being hit so fucking hard. And now going our tax dollars to change the name of a fucking lake. Yeah. I just don't get it. I don't.
Speaker: ah ah So what, what, in your opinion, what you, what do you think the reason is for the war in Iran at all? Is it to just distract from Epstein's files? um Probably, but I also think it's because Netanyahu wants a piece of it.
Speaker: I think that, you know, that's that's my thing. I think Netanyahu really wants a piece of it, and Trump is helping them along the way so they can both profit. Right, yeah. That's what I think. ah Man, it's just so dumb. I wish we could go back to talk about Tim Curry. i mean, we could. It is our podcast. yeah You know what I haven't seen that people have been, let me just say, you know what I haven't seen ah that people love Tim Curry for for and I need to see it is legion Is it called Legion? oh Yeah, where he plays the devil.
Speaker: Yeah, I have yet to see it, but a lot of people are like, heat that's my favorite role he's done. yeah Obviously, Rocky Horror is going to be his biggest. but And Nigel, hello, I'm Nigel. Welcome to Nigel Thornberry's Animal World.
Speaker: And for breakfast, a pizza. Have a nice, happy Barra burger. Yeah. But man, he makes Home mal Alone 2. All his scenes are my favorite. When when he when when he like...
Speaker: He's like, I've gotten you a limousine. I've and for limousine and a pizza. Compliments at the Plaza Hotel. Oh, my God. And then do you know his space line? I don't know what it's from, but he was like, yeah, he's from some movie. He's just sitting at – this is an example of him giving it his all no matter what.
Speaker: um I'm going to butcher it. Let me see what his – line is hes he's sitting at a desk and he just gives this line and oh yeah his line is he's just staring he's like talking to the camera and he's like he's like I'm escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism spice and he just gives this like he's giving this so over the top delivery that you know no one was expecting he's just like spice it's so it's so tim curry i'll have to send it to you i want i want to read his book vagabond that is i have so many books to read but that is on my list wow i would love to read that that that's on my list i think i have like seven books to read and then i will read that
Speaker: What is he talking about with that? It's biography. It's his biography. Wow. Biography, memoir, autobiography, memoir, something like that. Yeah. Wow. it It is kind of an interesting idea of like, what would you call your biography? What would be the title? You know?
Speaker: Which, of course, you can think of like a funny one of like, share it's bigger than it looks. okay That's actually that's actually good. That's actually good. I like that because that that's that says a lot of things, you know. i mean, um Harvey Fierstein's memoir was I was better last night.
Speaker: And I like that he he talks about how somebody in the book comes up to him and goes, you were better last night. So I think, i think that's, I think that line itself is a testament to people in the theater, in comedy, right in film. It's like, Oh, you were better your last film. Oh, you were better last night. Like, yeah. everything It's not always live performance.
Speaker: Have you performed live ever? Yeah. Have you been mostly film? Yeah. I've been mostly film. I, I, I prefer, I've always preferred the theater, prefer live performance. um Yeah.
Speaker: Just a rush you get from, especially with comedy. It's like, you just get this rush. But yeah, I've had performances where people told me I was better last night or you were last time or something like that. Yeah. The Vieta. There's a funny line in Doubtfire, the musical. Never seen it. I've always been kind of like anti the musical. I know anti-movie plays. Yeah, I get it. I will say I enjoyed Doubtfire. The Moss Boys is very good.
Speaker: Okay, I haven't seen that. But ah yeah, because he's he's with his um the character. ah The characters are kind of different, so they're not it's not it's not like an exact copy of the movie. But the he has like two dressers for him to turn into Mrs. Doubtfire.
Speaker: And was it Doubtfire? Or is it... Oh, it might have been a different... oh It wasn't Doubtfire. It was Finding Neverland, the musical, which was amazing.
Speaker: And he's talking about... I think he asks one of the dressers like if he's gay or something. like, you're gay? And he's like... gay, I work in a theater. Like he just gives this like over the top, like line delivery. And it was just so great.
Speaker: um Also, speaking of celebrities who have died, i recently saw the movie um Legend of the White Dragon. Do you know about this? No, I don't.
Speaker: So it was the last movie that Jason David Frank, who was the green power. Oh, it just, it just released, right? Yeah. I saw it in theaters to show support. And so, uh, it was, it was definitely a film with a runtime of an hour and a half.
Speaker: And that's all I'll say about it, but it was cool to see Jason David Frank. So that was nice. Yeah. That one still hurts. That hurts. Yeah. That one does. it's my childhood heart. Um, I've been trying to, uh, I know, um,
Speaker: i know but So what I actually liked about the movie was after the credits where I know that sounds like an insult, but they did like a nice. idea What i like about the movie was after the credits, after the movie was done, this was my favorite part. When I was walking back to my car in the parking lot, that was my favorite part of the movie.
Speaker: Did we just go to Boston? What the fuck? Let me tell you something. You're not allowed to do that anymore. Oh, yeah. You were told you were not allowed to burp in the microphone. Excuse me. Excuse me. Yeah. So my honestly, though, my favorite part was post credit scene. They did like a long montage of BTS with him. And it was just like it was sad. It was just sad. I mean, he seemed like it's one of the he's one of those examples of like, you really don't know what people are going through because he seemed like an absolute joy.
Speaker: yeah, I mean, it was a suicide. Yeah, it was suicide. Yeah. um Yeah. And I have a lot of thoughts about that. And I have a lot of thoughts about the movie.
Speaker: don't know if I want to discuss it here. Yeah, I try to keep things positive, but I have a friend who recently took his life. So I'm a. Yeah. Oh, not, not so much on, on suicide in general, mostly about like Jason, David Frank and the movie he did. So yeah. Anyway, any who's, um, yeah. So I, I saw that. I just felt like it was a nice little, you know, send off, you know, yeah. Nice little send off. I also own don't rob my place, but I actually own, and I plan to retire off of this run. I own. Okay. Um,
Speaker: a toy it's called the master morpher it's like a power ranger morpher okay so ladies listen in it vibrates right It absolutely vibrates. You wear it on your crotch. And but no, I it's it's a thing that the Power Rangers use to morph. But in it, they recorded jce David Frank new audio for the toy.
Speaker: And it was like one of the last things he did before he died was he did this like toy recording. So I bought two of them and I have them i in mint condition. So you have Jason David Frank dildo. Is that what you're trying to tell me? Yes. Yes. Absolutely. Wow. That way to send them off, you know, way to set me off. Am I right? um But yes, now I have, I have two Jason David Frank morphers that I'm sure are going to be worth probably, i mean, easily 500 K right each. Those those in and the beanie babies will probably be worth something. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah. Let me see. um Should I check right now? Check right now. Who gives a fuck? tarha Let's check right now, everybody. So let's see. The Master Morpher on eBay.com.
Speaker: Someone's selling it for $325. Someone's selling it for $350. So it looks like in the $350, yeah, someone's selling it for $370. Okay, so I'm probably sitting on like 700 bucks, 700 clams, you know?
Speaker: Right? Bones, clams, or whatever I mean, I'm doing SpongeBob reference, but... I did a big Lebowski reference. A big what? Lebowski! Oh, I haven't heard of that, but... um Shut the fuck up, Johnny!
Speaker: Over the line! yeah Dude, john John Goodman is fucking, like, the man in that movie. ah Also, I know were we're getting all over the place right now, but it's reminding me...
Speaker: But it's cool. I like doing that. They're coming out with, and I cannot fucking wait. I think it comes out in October. I haven't i need a double check. ah But they're coming out with a Norm Macdonald documentary.
Speaker: Ooh. Yeah, I think done by Judd Apatow. I think Judd Apatow doing it. Oh, okay. I'm down with that. Oh, my God. I cannot wait. I mean, I love – mean, he didn't do John Candy.
Speaker: But I love Norm. I love – I follow so many Norm fan pages just because I want the clips that I've seen a million times popping on my algorithm. I follow a lot of ah John Panette. Are you familiar with him? Mm-mm.
Speaker: John Panette was the... One of his claim to fame is he was in the finale of Seinfeld. He was the big guy. That, like, um... Oh, him! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's a... he he's He's passed on now. About 10 years now, but he's a hilarious comedian. He pops up on my feet a lot.
Speaker: Wow. fucking He kind of reminds me of the other comedian because of his size. ah Ralphie Mae. Ralphie Mae, yeah. Ralphie Mae.
Speaker: ah was such a, like, there are comedians that you listen to them and you're like, you're more than just funny. You're fucking smart. Yeah. Like, I can just tell. Yeah. um And Norm was one of those. I heard a story that Norm would read, like, Russian literature for fun. Like, I think Norm was, was a back i think he was, like, a backseat genius.
Speaker: um But he, Norm was really good at playing dumb, but I think he was fucking a genius. I think he genius. I'm severely closeted. Yeah. Oh, yeah. um Yeah. I'm deeply closeted. Poor poor Larry King. Oh, God. Yeah. Wait, are you telling me you're gay? No, no, no. I'm not gay. I'm deep no i'm not gay. Yeah. I'm deeply closeted. It took Larry a second to realize that he was fucking with. Yeah, exactly. So and Larry Larry was like, ah so you're so gay, but you don't want to you don't want to say it.
Speaker: That's right. which means I'm not gay. It's just so, it's so stupid. And I love it. I love it. ah You know what? We're talking about comedians. Let me fact check this right now.
Speaker: um Has, here's a question that popped in my head on my bike ride this morning. And maybe he has, and maybe I just forgot. Has Robin Williams ever hosted an episode of SNL?
Speaker: Ooh. I'm checking this up right now because it popped in my head and I'm like, whoa, okay. He ah he seemed to, oh, he hosted it three times.
Speaker: Why don't i remember? that is there You think you would see more Robin Williams SNL clips throughout the internet and you don't see anything. That's why I was questioning. it I'm like, wait a minute. There has to be some kind of classic clip, but I got, I got to go down the rabbit hole of YouTube and see if I can find anything.
Speaker: There's gotta be something, right? There's gotta be something. I mean, I remember him on a, I remember him on whose line is it anyway? I do i not remember. I mean, we have, I've seen him on the Carol Burnett show, but yeah, I've never seen him on, on ah SNL. That's,
Speaker: That's such a, that's an interesting, i know i'm ah i ah careful, we're going to get canceled. We're going to shut us down. The government's going find out. they're gonna know Oh, he broke in. He knows the secret. Yeah, dude, I'm looking up. ah I mean, I'm not going to watch it right now, but yeah, I'm seeing clips of him on SNL. I'm like, fuck, dude.
Speaker: How could I have missed any of this? That's fucking weird. um um I'm going to get away from this for a little bit. You said you wanted to ask me something about the airlines. Oh yeah, that's right. So something that I saw recently- He asked me, he said this prior to the recording. yeah Yeah. So what are your thoughts?
Speaker: Because you know, I feel like you already know how I feel about it and the answer is I hate it. But what do you, how do you feel about people? Okay, sorry. Let me let me word this correctly.
Speaker: I don't hate it all the time, but I heard there was a story of someone taking the airline, like announcing phone ah and singing Moana into it. How do you feel about that?
Speaker: People that, you know, people that just start singing on the plane, like they're trying to entertain the whole plane, which feels very like, look at me. um Obviously, what which is shitty is people that start preaching. I feel like we can all agree that's obnoxious.
Speaker: But how do you feel about people that just start singing? You mean customers or client attendants? Customers.
Speaker: I am probably the worst person to ask this because this kind of shit always bothers me Yeah. um If it's a morning flight, like 5 a.m. m flight, I don't want to fucking hear your voice.
Speaker: I don't. I barely want to hear the announcements I have to make. Okay? yeah I don't want that. um I mean... If it's like you're going down to Orlando or something like that, and that's kind of the theme, you know, everybody's going to Disney and stuff.
Speaker: um Maybe, maybe, but at the same time, like, I don't like to tell people happy birthday on the plane. Yeah, I get it. I get it. Because, like like, if I'm on my manifest and I see that it's their birthday, I'm like, oh, it's your birthday. would you like a drink?
Speaker: That's it. Otherwise, I'm like, I'm not going write them a little card. I'm not going to anything. Because I don't care. Right. I get it. I don't care. And it's not not like I don't give a shit about the person. It's just, to me, birthdays are special.
Speaker: And if I know you, I'm going to wish you a happy birthday. But if I don't fucking know you, I don't. Yeah, I get it. You're just a person to me. I don't know. So there was a recent article- I'm a heartless fuck. I don't know what you want, okay? No, I don't think it's heartless. I think it's normal. But you see it online. People think it's so cute. Like, oh, look at the little child singing Moana. Like, nobody gives a fuck about that kid except their parents.
Speaker: Right, right. Nobody fucking cares. I've had crew members, um crew members, coworkers sing into the- the ah the, the, the inner phone it's called. Um, I've had him singing to it as well. And it's like, why are you doing this? Just say, just do the fucking safety demo. Shut up. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Shut the fuck up. So there was, this is a red eye. There's no happiness on the red eye. Exactly. We're all miserable and that's how it's going to be. And that makes me happy in a weird way. Uh, yeah, there, there was a viral video. What's the German word for it? Schadenfreude. You take joy in and other people's demise.
Speaker: That's kind of how I am. Yeah. I take joy in their unhappiness. I get it. I get it. cause is yeah I'm sorry you have to sit next to the overweight person and they need a seatbelt extension. I'm so fucking sorry.
Speaker: I get it. repeat So there was a viral video that gained traction in May of last year. What viral video, Robert? Sorry. And it was about um pununts during during a delay where a plane had a circle over Orlando for two hours.
Speaker: they allowed They allowed a girl to sing a song to entertain the passengers on a Delta Airlines flight. And so now there's a lot of debate on like, is this annoying? Is this not?
Speaker: Now that seems like the attendants let her do it. It wasn't like, yeah, no, no, no obviously. Yeah, no, a flight attendant would never let a person touch the phone without authorization. I have yet to listen to the video.
Speaker: I'll listen to it right now. don't want hear it though. Oh no. Well, can't hear it. Can you hear it? No, thank God.
Speaker: It's annoying. I got to stop. I got to stop. So it's just not for me, man. I don't think it's... I think it's annoying. But what I do kind of think is This is giving me heart palpitations. I fucking hate this shit.
Speaker: I kind of liked the video of when the Lion King cast were on the plane. That's different. That's kind of cool. I like That cool. That Broadway cast singing the right That is different entirely. This is some little child.
Speaker: This is a child that only their parents think are cute. No. yeah I don't care. No, if she was like in a musical and she was the star of the musical... like on Broadway or you at the tour or something like that, that might be a little different, but if it's just a random fucking kid saying it to shut the fuck up, sit down, seatbelt signs on, fuck off. Yeah. It's weird. I would, I would be more okay if it was a group of people rather than one person for some reason. But, um but have you ever had like someone that just decided to preach out of nowhere?
Speaker: What do you mean preach? Like I've seen videos of people that stand up usually on delayed flights and they just start preaching the gospel. I have people come me. They start like they've written me letters on the flight. Like me and the excuse me, me and the crew like, you know, Jesus Christ loves you and all that stuff. And I'm like, how do you know I'm not fucking Jewish?
Speaker: Yeah. How do you know my faith? Like, leave me the fuck alone. Right. Like, i I don't want to I mean, that's great that you're happy, but don't preach to me. I'm on a fucking flight. I got to do three more flights after this. I don't really.
Speaker: Jesus isn't helping me right now on these flights. No, no. Yeah, I get it. I get it, man. um So, yeah, I just wanted to get your thoughts on that. Jesus Christ loves you. i don't I'm sure he does. You know what? I love him, too, but stop it. Leave me alone.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah. Are you ranting or am I ranting? I don't know because I'm like, we're kind of in the ranting mood now, right? Don't, don't, don't rant for me, buddy. Rant. All right, let's go.
Speaker: I don't give a damn. All right. So rant I have for today, maybe I've talked about this on the podcast before, is because we're in September. So maybe I could have waited to do this rant.
Speaker: But I swear to God, when we get on November 1st, this is when I see this happen, where people are too busy because of the holidays.
Speaker: where you can't even grab a cup of coffee because you'll be, it'll be, I swear to God, it'll be 8 a.m. on November 1st. you'll be like, hey, let's grab a coffee. Oh, i can't. but The holidays, bro. The holidays, are you know, the holidays, I'm fucking busy. It's like, dude, this is the fourth Thursday of the month or the third Thursday of the month, whatever one, is Thanksgiving. What do you mean you're too busy for the holidays? Because we're in the month of November? And so I say, you get the first week. I say, no, no.
Speaker: What do I say? i forgot I forgot what leeway I give give them. I'm like, obviously, you get Thanksgiving. you get You get the Thursday to Sunday off. I get it for being social with other people. And then, you know what?
Speaker: I'll give you, like, the week before Christmas. You know, you're getting it. But you can't you can't take up the whole entire November and be like, I would love to see it, but I'm just, oh, the holidays. I just can't. The holidays. It's like, what does that even fucking mean?
Speaker: The holidays. I think they have more time than maybe they just don't want to hang out with me. I don't know. But that's the excuse I'm going to give if I don't want hang out. Be like, oh, sorry. It's the holidays. Yeah. Oh, it's November 3rd. Yeah, sorry. It's the holidays. Can't.
Speaker: Just can't. Can't see you for 45 minutes. the holidays. And that's my rant, Ron. By the way, do you want to hang out in November? Yeah. so Okay.
Speaker: Oh, cool cool. I didn't know if you were busy. No, I probably don't give a fuck. Cool. I think as much as I like enjoy the holidays, and I do take joy, like Thanksgiving has some precious memories with my um my large Italian family and my grandparents. Like I have some precious memories with Thanksgiving. Everybody's dead, so it doesn't happen anymore. And everybody's individual families are so big, we don't see each other anymore. Precious memories, yeah.
Speaker: But they are precious memories, yeah. um I think the holidays are the most selfish time. And I mean that. Yeah. I never thought about this until my my dear friend Victor Torres pointed this out to me. It's like, for example, oh, I'm going to donate to charity for Christmas. Oh, these people need something for Christmas. But what about the other 364 days a year?
Speaker: What are you doing then? yeah You do it to make yourself feel good. Okay. Yes, everybody gets down this time of year, but like... I think it's a selfish time of year. Like you said, oh, it's the holidays. I can't do anything. But if it's the holidays, then you should be willing to have coffee with an old friend.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, yeah. If it's the holidays, you should be um generous throughout the entire year, not just the holidays. Right. If it's the holidays, you, you know, shouldn't just be nice to your family now. You should see them all the time.
Speaker: no I get it. Life life is a thing. we Everything gets in the way and things like that. But holidays... Like, I, as much as I enjoy the holidays, I do hate them at the same time. Because people on flights, on flights, for example, are hard. I've worked in retail pretty much my entire life. And people suck around the holidays. there's they they that They act differently. It's not the same. And now that we are starting to get into the holiday season, um yeah, I hate this time year because people just become selfish fucks.
Speaker: Yeah, I get it. And I don't enjoy it. Like, Like, i Christmas is great. Christmas is beautiful, I think. um the commercial We've talked about this on the show when we first started. The commercialism of Christmas annoys the fuck out me.
Speaker: And I think one reason why I hate the commercialism of Christmas is because we're getting a little personal now. um I grew up at a single-parent home. Mom didn't have a lot of money. So when one Christmas she started crying because she thought she couldn't give enough.
Speaker: And I was like, mom, my sister and I, my sister's about six years younger than me. We were both like, mom, no, you don't have to, know no. that this it It's so much deeper than that. But yet everyone just, even Thanksgiving's commercialized now.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. like Like, it's supposed to be just that being with family, but yet we've taken that. Now we have to get, like, you know, the best turkey or the best sides or the newest the newest silverware, the newest ceramic dishes. Like, we've commercialized everything. Halloween is a great fucking holiday. I love Halloween.
Speaker: I got my Halloween decorations up right You got em up already, say? I mean, you can't see it. i actually have a lot more decorations. I mean, I'm wearing a you know, the Raven shirt. yeah, you are. Yeah. Is that the Raven poem? The entire poem is on my shirt. That's cool. I love it. My wife has a matching shirt and she's wearing it today, which is part the reason why I'm.
Speaker: I know nerds anyway. Yeah. So it's, so commercialized. I just have fun with the holidays. Remember the spirit of the holidays. And yeah, now that we're getting into it, it's just, ah, fuck it. And the flights suck. You know, people get pissed off. ah Oh, it's canceled. One of the things I hate the most.
Speaker: And you see that. And I think this is one reason why I don't like the Christmas movie. It's a wonderful life. But it's Christmas. Because it's boring? I mean, sorry, did I say that? Whoops. But it's Christmas. Like, that's an excuse. But it's Christmas. It's not your birthday.
Speaker: So what the fuck does it... But it's Christmas. Yeah. Like, that's not an excuse. So, it's Christmas. oh There's no miracles. I'm sorry. The flight's delayed. The flight's canceled. Okay? The ship exploded.
Speaker: It's Christmas. I'm sorry. That's not... out wrong. Yeah. Fuck off. no I get it. I get it. I was trying to remember a line from Rocko's Modern Life. ah I forgot what it was. That show should be celebrated every fucking time. Oh my god. But there was something about a kid who they did a spoof on It's a Wonderful Life and I don't know if it was about airline getting airline wings or something. I think maybe I'm just remembering it that way. But it was something like a little kid is like every time every time a bell rings and Angel gets his wings. Yeah, it was that line in Rocco, and it's like a kid on his parents' shoulders. Like, every time an angel gets his wings, and the dad's like, yeah, your teacher's full of snot. Yes! He just totally shuts it down.
Speaker: it was great. um But, yeah, I thought of, like, a ah sketch where... someone like someone's dealing with someone like that where it's like, yeah, I can't. the holidays, buddy. You know, you know, as Thanksgiving is just the three weeks away. And then he like runs into him in a coffee shop, like sitting down drinking coffee. And he's like, oh, oh, is this the holidays? Is this what the holidays is? You're too busy. This is the holidays. You're sitting by yourself.
Speaker: But then you realize he's sitting with like a box of ashes of like his like wife or something. He's like, oh, Oh, sorry. And then you bring in the Seinfeld bass bar. butum burnm And then it was that, that, that, that was this ah an idea. Has someone said that to you before? Like, Oh, it's the holidays.
Speaker: I can't do it. um I think I've just heard it in passing and turned it into something that's affecting me personally. I mean, I don't know. I may have turned someone down because of the holidays. Like, oh, can you come visit me? And it's like, I mean, that's somebody asking me to go down to like another state or something like that. And it's like, yeah, the holidays, my schedule's packed. I'm trying to get lot of flights in before, you know, i don't know.
Speaker: Yeah. Fuck. no Well, are you excited for like the sports during Thanksgiving? So I, you know, football on Thanksgiving's great. Christmas apparently is huge this year. There's like five basketball games. I think three football games on Christmas day. Wow. oh I look forward to the sports. A lot of divorce is happening.
Speaker: Yeah, right. Exactly. I look forward to the sports on the holidays, especially the Thanksgiving football is great. As much as I hate the Dallas Cowboys, it is a tradition to see them play on Thanksgiving. um Is it always the Cowboys?
Speaker: They have a tradition where they always play on Thanksgiving. Really? Oh, I didn't know anything about that. But do you have other stuff to say about sports, too? i do. I do. what Wow. Play me in.
Speaker: This is Ron with sports. Well, Robert, I'm very happy right now because the biggest thing in sports in my mind right now is that the Tampa Bay Rays have finally secured a forever home, Robert. Holy shit. That's right. The Tampa Bay City Council and the hillsborough county commission have all voted to bring tampa a forever home in tampa so they will be moving in a few years from safety of all places giant complex thing in hillsborough county uh i think they're supposed to break ground next year tampa bay has a home yes let's go raise they're also the number one team in the american league right now let's go raise wait so that means they're building a stadium
Speaker: They are building us not just a stadium. They are building an entire complex. There will be there will be hotels and condominiums and shopping. And Costco?
Speaker: Maybe Costco. I don't know. i mean Yeah, I'm down for that. It's going to bankrupt the entire everybody. Nobody can afford there anymore. Is that a good thing? No. But as long as the Rays have a forever home, that's all I give a fuck about.
Speaker: Wow. Have you seen that video? ah This is more. Well, no, no, this is this is baseball. ah Did you see that Canadian hotel? That's right. That's built like right next to not even i don't even next to maybe it's like inside of it.
Speaker: A baseball stadium in Toronto, a Marriott. Yes. So there is also in Toronto. So cool. So in Toronto, there is a hotel. Yeah, you can actually excuse me. You can actually watch the game. Mm hmm.
Speaker: From your hotel room. Oh, you're right there. You're right there. You're in the fucking stadium. Yeah, think like $600 a night or something like that. Probably. Considering you're trying to be there for a game, going to charge you an arm and a leg, but I think it's totally worth it if um everything's included and you don't have to leave your fucking room. gotta be creepy though It's got to be creepy goat though, looking at the stadium with the completely empty.
Speaker: Oh, probably, yeah. yeah That's why they you have to go during ah you have to go during... Is that a blue jay? My cricket sound. Oh, because I thought it was a Blue Jays. I don't know what the stadium, who it belongs to.
Speaker: But yeah. archer Rogers Arena or something like that. if Okay. ah just But yeah, so cool. And yeah, just happened to see it today and we're talking baseball. So I wanted to bring it up. yeah But that's pretty cool. But yeah, the Rays have a forever home. Hell yeah, let's go Rays. I actually bet on the Rays when I was in Reno for a layover to $20 for them to win the entire World Series. If I win, if they win the World Series, I get $240. Oh, shit. That's cool.
Speaker: That's cool. um But ah I think that I doubt they will. but Well, you never know. You you guys never know. They're playing really well. And Robert, I've said this before and I tell this to all my friends. Like I live in New York. I'm like the only Tampa Bay fan anybody really knows.
Speaker: OK, so in the event the Rays win the World Series, um have bail money. Right, right. Because I'm going to shit on the bar. Like, that is my goal. um I tell my friend Doogie, I'm like, Doogie, I'm going to shit on the fucking bar.
Speaker: Well, you've there's weirder stuff that has happened. Haven't have you been offered like, um weren't you offered like a weird thing with a, I remember you telling me. 100% true story. I'm not making this up at all.
Speaker: I was recently approached to be in a porno. Oh, Lucky. I was approached to be in a porno. I have a friend who's a cinematographer, a filmographer kind of thing. you got Oh, the goat farmer. Yeah. Yeah, no. yeah He got a new guy hired to do an OnlyFans account kind of thing, and he needs male performers for a gangbang.
Speaker: And he asked me. No other... I don't want to share the spotlight with anyone else, Ron. Okay. Ask me. um Now my face would have been concealed. I would have gotten to war like a mask or something like that. um um But yeah, um he showed me the girls I would be working with. um They are on the thicker side, not my types, i but I didn't see their faces. I do like nice faces. um They're not my type, but um he approached the conversation with, Oh, you're married. I can't ask you this. I'm like,
Speaker: You can ask me whatever you want, but I could deny it. I feel like that hasn't stopped porn actors before. Nope, I was offered to be in a porno. Yes, he just needed actors to do it. ah Wow.
Speaker: No compensation. What? Really? compensation. basically would have been free pussy. That's a free pussy. that's lame. um That's lame. Sorry. And if you're one of the guys that's like, yeah, but you get the fuck. It's like, ah well, you're a sad individual. Sorry. I mean, if I was single...
Speaker: Maybe. oh Maybe I would have done it. um I've seen porn where I think um I would qualify, if you will. either there is some think I I'm better off than some individuals I've seen in the movies. But um yeah, but I still wouldn't do it. No. I would do it if I got to wear the Green Goblin mask from Spider-Man with Tobey Maguire. You know what? That would be kind of fun. but Then I would do it.
Speaker: I mean, so it it to it is acting. it is acting It is 100% acting. I mean, the woman is not always getting off. The guy is not always getting off. um I mean, obviously, when he comes, he's getting off. But, like, it's, like, do I have to take any supplements? Do I have to, you know, put, like, numbing cream on my dick so I don't feel anything?
Speaker: so So I can go for seven hours, you know? Like, I mean, it's... Yeah. I wouldn't won't necessarily want to do that. Now, I've never filmed myself porn, or I've never made a video with my wife or any ex-girlfriend or anything like that. I've never filmed it.
Speaker: Yeah, no same actually. I've never even taken a dick pic. I've never taken a dick pic. Oh, wow. You I haven't either. I'll be honest. I have not. I have not i've never sent nudes to anyone. ah Never. No, not I'm not knocking people to hell. No, no, no, no. I mean, I get it. I mean, if I was single, I'd have to send my dick. up I just hear so many stories. Unsolicited, here's my dick. Yeah, I hear so many of those stories where guys just dick pics. Mario, you've seen my penis, haven't you, buddy? You have. Oh, you've seen Mario's seen your mushroom. Mmm. Grrr.
Speaker: Well, ah yeah, i've i've never I've never sent anything like that. But yeah, as far OnlyFans goes, I i always always found the OnlyFans pimping interesting, where there's just a guy who like runs accounts.
Speaker: He's not actually involved. He just like he just he like gets a piece of all the accounts. I don't know how that works. Yeah, he runs the accounts. It's like any account. I could do that. long as it's not trafficking, I could do that. yeah I'll be honest. I've always wanted to direct board Ooh, interesting. I've always wanted to direct it or, you know, i I think that would be interesting. Directing the porno. It's like, yeah you know, angle it this way. Do it this way. Okay. Arch your back. you know, something like that.
Speaker: Give it a moan here. Tell him me he's a fucking whore. You know, spit on his dick. Something, you know? Right. Yeah. Slap him around a little bit. Slap him around a little bit. You know, a little choke there. You know Can we just get rid of the shot of like the the right behind the guy banging her and it's just the balls going back and forth?
Speaker: You know what mean? It's the man's ass. And they'll hold on that shot with pride. And I'm like, what get away from this shot. i mean I mean, as a straight guy watching porn, like I don't – I mean, okay, seeing the guy, you know, it's for for purpose, for the reasons the video, I get it.
Speaker: But I don't want the focus to be on him entirely. Right. Also, I don't like pornos where I can't see the girl's face. Oh, yeah, those are kind of rare, though, right?
Speaker: No. Oh, really? I mean, oh I don't know. um yeah ah no there Yeah. I mean, you'll have this girl. She's fucking gorgeous as hell, but you don't see her face.
Speaker: You see her sucking dick, but you only see, like, nose up. Oh, interesting. You don't really see anything, and it's like, why? I get why she's concealing her identity, but at the same time, I want to see her face, because that's part of the whole...
Speaker: ah for me. Yeah. And guys can get away with ah keep hiding their identity. I mean, the POV and movies just is just so it's popular. It's never going to go away. So they're good and they're not at the same time. I mean, I'm kind of a What is it that Jackie Treehorn says in the Big Lebowski, um the brain is the biggest erogenous zone? And that's true.
Speaker: Like, give me a little bit storyline, you know? Like, I don't You know, let me find out the student has a bad grade, so the teacher fucks them. Right. I just need to know how much to skip. Yeah, exactly. Or like, stepmom's there, and it's like, your dad's gone, your dad hasn't given me. Like, I want background. Don't just start sucking his dick.
Speaker: Come on, give me some story. know. Yeah, like, you know, don't don't go off like a rocket ship. It's a nice takeoff. Yeah, come on. If you will. Also, what what one of my rules in porn, like, if the girl looks young and she has no tattoos, I usually click away.
Speaker: I'm like, nope, don't know how old you are. Don't trust her. Oh, yeah, I mean. Tattoos are usually an indicator that they are above age. Right, right. ah Yeah, yeah, I guess that that is a good point, actually. That is a good point. Also, I find tattoos are sexy as well.
Speaker: Right, right. I get that. Do you have any tattoos? I don't have any tattoos because I think they're so unattractive. I'm just kidding. No, no. I love tattoos. i just don't have them on me. Does your lady friend have any tattoos?
Speaker: ah No, actually. My wife has one. She wants more. She said to me one day, she's like, do you care if I tatted up my entire body? I said, absolutely. Do want double sleeves? Double sleeve? Oh, my God. Double penetrate. What? What? What?
Speaker: i Uh, what's popular too, that I'm seeing is like the blacked out tats. Have you seen those where it's just black? Yeah. I'm not a big fan of those. Yeah. I, I kind of like to see, not to say it's not art, you know, cause I'm sure, you know, negative space is like, I don't know, it depending on how you do it, but.
Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. just have that much black ink just sitting on my arm. I'm like, eh. There's a great short film that won an Oscar one year because short films do win Oscars. and i actually the a short film category. It's one of favorites. I think it was called Skin. I think it was called Skin. And it was about it was about a really racist dude who gets, ah you know, he like does something out in public to like African-American people and they end up kidnapping him.
Speaker: And like while he's like under, you know, he's fucking out of it, like drug him. They tattoo his whole body black. and And they and then they set him back home.
Speaker: And like he's trying to get back into his own house, but he can't. He's locked out. And then I think his wife or another character has a gun. And all they see, they're racist, too. All they see is a quote unquote black person trying to break into their house. But it's him. It was like a really interesting like take on like racism. And it it was just pretty fascinating. And it won an Oscar that year. Great film.
Speaker: I actually love short films. Yeah. Yeah, me too. I think if you could, I ever, do you ever see that one? It was like an, anna I think it's animated where it was about school shootings or something like that.
Speaker: No, no. Maybe I have. I cried my fucking eyes. have one that just came to head right my mind right now. um The singing one. the singers The Singers. i need a i need a I'm writing a note right now to watch it. The Singers. It's on Netflix, right? It's on Netflix. They did win an Academy Award for the best live action short film. Wow. um As somebody who goes to the bar, and I consider my bar my church. Those are my people. Those are my friends. It's not about the alcohol. The alcohol is there, but...
Speaker: you know It's more about the people. That bar hits home for me a lot. That is such a great film. I think it's like a 12 minutes. Watch it. The Singers. It came out last year. One of the best films. i Short films I've ever seen.
Speaker: That's awesome, dude. Like, I really want to see that. I just saw another one that it was more creepy. It was it was called The Portrait of God. And it was it was just yeah, it was. I think they got a deal because now because of of obsession and back rooms, a lot of short films are getting scooped up by studios and good for those directors, by the way. Yeah, they make they make a short film three years later. All of a sudden, in a studio is fucking calling them. Like, that's crazy. So, yeah, and it was just about a girl talking about people's Like they they claim to see the face of God, but they say if you see the face, you know, in the Bible, it says those who see God's face can't survive. So it's all these like different takes of like, oh, I thought it was the most gorgeous thing I've ever seen. Someone else is like, it was horrifying, but it's kind of like a creepy short. Anyway, it's just really interesting.
Speaker: But um yeah, so. We should do a short film, The Making of Down With BP Podcast. Okay, so pretty much just an episode. we We really don't leave anything out. I guess we could.
Speaker: No, we we really don't. The behind the scenes stuff really isn't. that i You know what? Just but that's all it really That's true. Actually, you know, for the people listening, would you want to see some behind the scenes? It's just to see how we set things up. Like, are we curious about that?
Speaker: Because I could do some like videos. That would be fun. Yeah, I don't do any. I mean, I don't really have any rituals. I do. But we do talk about life. Our personal lives. We don't really talk about on the air.
Speaker: Except. Yeah. Yeah. tell everybody i watch porn and the porn I like, but that's, that's, uh, you know. Yeah. Oh, you can do a thing where, um, you're like sitting down trying to come up with a cold joke. Oh, I got three of them today, buddy. Ooh, I got one of them today. They're not great, but have three.
Speaker: Yeah. All right. Well, let's do it, everybody. told people three and you will have three. Two. Cool. Let's do it.
Speaker: from your cold joke all right this is cold jokes people this is uh where robert and i write jokes we have no idea what the other person wrote we are not rehearsed on this we know nothing robert's ready with his he's excited okay um you motherfucker all right so we're gonna robert apparently has to go to work soon so we're gonna wrap this up kind of quick no no i'm good i'm good i'm good all right um I'm going do mine first.
Speaker: I'll do two, and then you can do why I'll do mine, and then end on yours? Yeah. Cool. Go. All right. The Canadian tariffs go into effect today.
Speaker: Things like meat and toilet paper will go up in price. Toilet paper, you ask? Yes. We get our lumber from Canada, which makes toilet paper. Porn is about to go up in price, too. Seems like everything that's hard comes from Canada. That's good.
Speaker: Hey, there we go. Especially the assholes. I um i write this i write these sometimes like just waking up, so honestly, I had no idea what I right So this is kind of a cool joke for myself.
Speaker: Okay. Crumble is teaming up with Minecraft for a collab. That's like The Rock and Kevin Hart teaming up. It's not going to be good, but people will spend their hard-earned money on this rather than saving for toilet paper.
Speaker: That's true. That's true. they' all realize that audience for everything i' I didn't realize how well they connected. I'm very proud of myself. i like it I like Oh, you didn't mean that. That's funny. oh i I think that's great. right, go ahead.
Speaker: Here we go. Here's mine.
Speaker: A fun historical fact people might not know. Cleopatra wasn't actually Egyptian. She was a Macedonian Greek. Some historians suggest she may not have been the hottie that later descriptions made her out to be either.
Speaker: However, there is one detail about Cleopatra that historians have bi a have have been able to fully confirm. Full bush.
Speaker: There we go. Beautiful, we go beautiful, beautiful. All right.
Speaker: I have a full bush. And the final one. Wow, Ron, you got offered to be in a porno. I mean, I would have taken it. Hell, as long as the script was good. As an actor, a job is a job. I can use it as an IMDb credit.
Speaker: Maybe use it for my reel. Oh, that's just this that's just a statement. i mean, if that's how you feel, Robert, I mean, by all means. Oh, okay. Yeah, okay. Well, there you go. There you go everybody. Oh, God, yes. Cool jokes, everybody.
Speaker: Yeah. I didn't have a punchline. Yeah, no punchline. But, hey, jokes don't need punchlines. But we do have, um we can get right into it because we actually have robert ask a few questions. and i Kind of Because just a little behind the scenes, I realized my work schedule got pushed. So by push, I mean hold sooner.
Speaker: But we're going to get into some penetrating questions. We have about, it looks like we got three. So let's get right into it, everybody. Here we go. Penetrating questions.
Speaker: Penetrating questions. So the first question is from... Oh, by the way, this is Penetrating Questions, the segment where you can write into the show completely anonymous. Just ah fill out our Google form, which can be found in our bio.
Speaker: Excuse me. ah On our Instagram. and And as simple as that. And we really don't know who's doing it. So the first question comes from NotPicturePerfect, and they ask, do you guys not do video anymore? Now, this is a good question because there was a...
Speaker: I think this person specifically talking about Spotify because we are on YouTube. However, there's a weird thing with Spotify where I have I can only upload a video unless there's um some other tech savvy people that understand this better than me.
Speaker: I can only upload our video to Spotify after the episode comes out. So sometimes it comes out automatically and I just don't remember or, you know, everything else is kind of automated except for the Spotify video. So if you are someone that listens to the podcast on Spotify and likes to watch as well, ah that's kind of why there's delays in the video. But we are on YouTube. That should be out when the actual episode airs. so Yeah.
Speaker: All right. Good to know. Yeah. Good to know. Uh, next one. This is from team penetration. Whoa. know That's from Lynn, Mario and Peter. Hello. You guys love you guys. Um, are you familiar with Mr. Hands?
Speaker: Uh, so I'm not, but, uh, I have yet to watch it. So Mr. Hands comes from the shock videos, such as like two girls, one cup or tub girl, uh, Mr. Hands. I did pull up some information, even though I am familiar with it.
Speaker: Um, um, His real name was Kenneth Pinion. He died in 2005. The video is him being fucked to death by a horse. Oh, this guy. Yeah. And I believe when I was younger, i did see this video.
Speaker: um Yeah, the these guys would feel like I saw it too. they They would film each other. Getting fucked by a horse. And for those of you that don't know, horses have giant dicks. Yeah, and dude, this is before like cell phones. People are just enjoying life, you know? Yeah, and putting it on YouTube and getting fucked to death by a horse. Yeah, so that's ah Mr. Hands. Yeah, I am familiar with it. um I don't recommend people watching it because you watch somebody die. but that's That's kind of the but the worst part of it. Why why Mr. Hands, though? what's why I don't know why that's his name. I don't know why that's his name.
Speaker: Should be Mr. Ass, right? No, that was a professional wrestler. Oh, okay. Billy Goff. All right. He was Mr. Hands. All right. So, yeah, Mr. Hands.
Speaker: Check it out if you want, I guess. I mean, it's up to you. Yeah. yeah it's It's basically a snuff film, right? I guess, yeah. I don't know. This one's a little bit more on the serious level. I'll read this one, Robert.
Speaker: Sure. It says, from FriendZoned, If a girl puts a guy in the friend zone, does that obligate her to be his wing woman? Also, should should he go to the top of the list if her friends are looking for someone?
Speaker: Whew! um Robert, you've been friend zoned, yeah? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, God, i lived in the past 20 years. yeah If a girl puts a guy in a friend zone, did you want to answer it first? or Oh, you know, you go ahead. So I don't think she's ever obligated to do anything because that's kind of not her fault. Like, if a guy likes her, she can't she can't, like, prevent that from happening.
Speaker: um So... Also, it's like, is she obligated to be his wingman? That sounds, that's a little bit interesting because I feel like the guy wouldn't want her to be his wingman because likes I don't to be a wingman. No, I like her. It's like, yeah, yeah. And so also, should he go to the top the list? What do think that Yeah, I mean, unless it's like a gay best friend, that's one thing, but this isn't that type of situation.
Speaker: Right. Yeah, no, every girl that I was friend zoned, the last thing I wanted to help them with was dating. Yeah. Yeah, and also she goes to the top of the list. And you tell me I'm a good guy, and then it's like, no, I don't want to date your friend. I mean, she's cute, but I don't like her. I like you so Yeah, and also he doesn't have to go to the top the list either. Because just because a friend of yours likes you doesn't mean like automatically he should be first pick for your friends to date. don't know. That's kind of weird. And also I'm not saying that this person is making any of these claims. But yeah, I just, I would say no to both. I would say no both. Agreed.
Speaker: Agreed. I mean, I mean, a friend zone is kind of like the politest insult you could get. No, I just like you as a friend. It's like, Yeah. why It's like in ah it's it's an unfortunate situation. you know it is i mean, I have been friend zone pretty much throughout my entire childhood kind of thing. um Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah. yeah It is what it is. It is what it is. It happens. That is life. um Yeah. And that's Robert. I think we have one more thing to discuss.
Speaker: Oh, what's that? It is time. It is time.
Speaker: So this is fire up and beer. This is translates to after work beer. Um, for those of you who don't know, I have a wheat allergy. I'm a gluten-free gangster. So I usually feature a cider or a gluten-free beer. Today we are featuring, it is September, so we are going to get in the fashion.
Speaker: This is the Hudson North Adventure Series Cider Donut. Yes, Cider Donut. Let's see, did they give a description? I believe they do somewhere. I don't know. It's a cider donut. It's 5% alcohol by volume. It's gluten-free.
Speaker: Let's take... Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's just nothing like drinking on an empty stomach. Robert, what I do for the show. Typical cider color. Uh-huh.
Speaker: Good head pause. Oh, yeah. It's a it's a little lighter than what you might see. You know, it's a little lighter, but. Oh, let's give it let's give it a shot, Robert. Roast. Let's do it. Roast.
Speaker: donen done Dun, dun, dun, dun. yeah. So, cider donut is a very unique flavor. Like, to actually capture the essence that it tastes like a donut, they actually do it.
Speaker: Oh, okay. It tastes more than just cider. It has um nutmeg, vanilla, cinnamon, brown sugar in it, and you you taste it. It tastes like a donut. Okay. Yeah, this is actually really good.
Speaker: know What kind of donut? Like a glaze? just but Apple cider donut. Oh, right. You can probably also call this apple pie as well. You probably interchange it with that. but um' harryta I would put it more in a donut taste-wise, but it's very good.
Speaker: Okay. This schmeckt good. It's kind of like perfect for as we get into fall, you know? Yes, I have another full cider to feature next week as well. Well, sweet.
Speaker: ah Well, that sounds ah that sounds good to me. this is And yeah, I guess that's it for the show, everybody. Thanks for listening in. I don't have much. You know, that's it. ah Yeah, that's, you know, just... um Holidays are coming up. September fall is here. my favorite Yeah, the holidays.
Speaker: Those holidays. Fall is my favorite time of year. I love fall. Same. I can't wait. Sweater weather. Sweater weather. Love me. Sweater weather. what weather i I'm so happy the heat in l LA has kind of backed down a bit.
Speaker: Yeah, it's been like the 70s here in New York, and it's just fucking wonderful. Oh, God. Yeah. Right now. Right now, it's 81. It's been like in the high 90s into the hundreds. oh I was in Vancouver recently, and it was like in the 60s.
Speaker: And I had to wear pants and a hoodie, and it was just fucking marvelous. Marvelous. Oh, was marvelous. Oh, I love this. i mean Especially for our Floridian friends that could finally get a break from the heat because it's been fucking brutal down there. So, yeah.
Speaker: Right. But um that's it, yeah. Thank you for your penetrating questions. you ah Thank you for all the views we've gotten recently in our videos. I do appreciate the fuck out of that. Yeah, thank you to... Oh, yeah, I meant to do a thing where... ah Yeah, whoops. why why men One's almost had, 100,000 views or something like that? Yeah, i think so. So appreciate all the... If we break 100,000, we'll give
Speaker: Nothing. Yeah. We'll we' admit that the earth is flat if we break a hundred. we fucking won't. Yes, we will. Ron. We cater. We cater to the people. We have no identity anymore.
Speaker: i will say this though, Robert, if the earth is flat, so fucking what? Well, because you see if the earth is flat, Ron, you won't be able to handle it. Your brain will explode. Maybe the cider talking, but I don't give a fuck. Fuck.
Speaker: Yeah, that's why i hate that argument where it's like, dude, if if they told us aliens were real, people would be in a panic. It's like, no, they fucking wouldn't. No. Fucking relax. They'd be like, whoa, that's fucking weird. I accept the fact that science changes. And if the science I grew up with being wrong is wrong, like Pluto's a planet.
Speaker: Apparently it's not. Like, right oh, I get annoyed, but I don't lose sleep over it. Exactly. Fuck off. Yeah. Fuck off. that That's a great way to end it. Well, we'll see on the next one, everybody. Love you all. Bye. Love you. Bye.
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