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Speaker: Then I guess I'm a whore too. Hey, let's all be whores. Everyone's guess I'm a whore too. And you know what? Look away, baby.
Speaker: Welcome to the...
Speaker: What's the deal? Let me try that again. It's the Down With DP podcast with Robert Dunn and Ron Prendamano in 3, 2,
Speaker: Guess who's back? Oh, baby. baby. Now, welcome, everyone. We're back. Welcome shit what? I missed you. I'm not going to lie. I missed you.
Speaker: You know, missed myself. I was going to make a video, but I was just too broken and I couldn't do it. I was too broken, but I did do like a special cider review. So there you go. yeah.
Speaker: Did you? Yeah, I just put i po a while ago. I posted just a cider that I tried. It was was random. It was good. I'm like, I'll tell everybody. And I think like two people saw it, but that's fine. Wait, a video on our Instagram.com? No, wasn't a it wasn't a video. It was just a post. Oh, it was a post. There was no, there was no. Oh, I do see it.
Speaker: Well, look at that. Yeah, guys, go check it out. Go check out Ron's post. That's good. Or I'll hate you. Probably. um But yeah, we we were, well, I was gone, but we did some pre-recorded shows. I mean, all of this is pre-recorded technically, but. Oh yeah, but I mean, like these were like really pre-recorded. It's like really, really pre-recorded, like seriously pre-recorded. yeah And um I was in Italy, the country of Italy. Italy.
Speaker: Italy, and it was great. Got engaged. Mazel tov, baby! Yeah! Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: What's wrong? Yay. Yay. i did it in Venice. The children are so happy.
Speaker: children. Epstein Island is so happy. oh my God. i love bringing Epstein Island into my engagement. So, um, yeah, that was great. And then had just some wonderful, lovely vacay.
Speaker: um and Yeah, it was great. And ah but the trip back was bad. I mean, I can go into like, you know, you've heard it a million times, the horror stories of flights and things get delayed. I'm going to save you all that.
Speaker: it's It's only interesting to me. So, yeah, it was rough getting back home. But but I'm here and I'm sick and it's great. I mean, you had ah basically a flight attendant life at that point. So there you go.
Speaker: That's true. I will say, i don't know if I want to say this airline, but I felt like the flight attendants on this airline, I'll type it in the chat. Say the fucking airline. I don't know.
Speaker: Okay, don't say the airline. Anyway, it was this. um I swear. Yeah, I know. I know. I know which one it was. Yeah, I swear. they I just felt like they... hated me or they just state they hated everybody they were just like i feel like if i asked for something it was like the end of the world i just i just felt that tension so i mean sometimes we're just in a bad mood we're humans yeah absolutely flight attendants we're humans um but what did you ask them for water Yeah, you're kind of a cunt. Wow. Wow.
Speaker: I was dying, though. No, it's fine. I know. I mean, you're allowed to ask for water. I mean, you know, the flight, you know, it's not a big deal. If that's the hardest thing I have to do all day, then it's fine. Yeah. And also, it's a, you know, it's international planes. So the plane's gigantic. You know, they have. Yeah, but there's also like 12 flight attendants. Oh, that's true. That's true. There's also like a shit ton of flight attendants. Oh, yeah. And you know what? I just watched some movies. I watched Toy Story 4, which I was surprised about how much I laughed out loud. Not that I thought it was going to be not funny, but I was like, this is just fucking funny, Toy Story 4. It's not as good. Toy Story 4 is not as good as Toy Story 3. I haven't seen Toy Story 5 yet. Me either. either. But I will be honest. Toy Story 5 is the only one I didn't, besides the first one.
Speaker: Like ever since the, I saw the third and the fourth one in theaters. I saw the second one in theaters. um Maybe I saw the first one. Like they did like a re-release kind of thing. yeah um But yeah, I've never, I did the fifth one is the only one I haven't seen in theaters. Yeah. um And I what it was. So I watched Supergirl, which, by the way, can I just say Supergirl got a lot of hate and it was not that bad.
Speaker: Was it a show or was it? No, it was the movie. OK, it was the one that's like after the new James Gunn Superman. ah okay And I really like that. By the way, that actor is so fucking likable. He looks just like um he looks just like Brendan Fraser.
Speaker: And he's just such a likable. He like his character. He's just like he's such such a good representation of like Superman. If he's absolutely like a good person anyway. But he's only in it for here and there.
Speaker: But ah yeah, Supergirl wasn't bad. I don't know why it got so much hate, but um or i meant not so much hate, but it just didn't do well. And what else did I watch? And oh, and I watched some episodes of the Pennywise TV show. I love that show. is I didn't finish it, but man, it's it's good.
Speaker: It's faster really further the further the first episode really gets. Oh, yeah. The first episode. I mean, Jordan was looking at it like from the seat next to me and she's like, what the fuck is happening? and So you you flew from Italy to Los Angeles. Yeah. So I, uh, yes, I did. I got a direct flight. Nonstop direct flight. Yeah. We got lucky. How, um how long did it take? How long was the flight?
Speaker: I want to say 11 hours or so. 11. Cause my law, my longest flight is like close to seven. Yeah. I want to say six. I mean, I want to say like 10 and a half, 11 hours. I want to say.
Speaker: Mine was mine's my long and even like a six hour flight. That's a long flight. Yeah, that is. That's usually when I go to Florida or something like five and a half hours um ah from L.A. to Florida. That should be about anywhere from 445 to 530, something like that. yeah depending Yeah. Depending on the day. Depending on the traffic.
Speaker: Depending on the time of year, actually. Yeah. um But. Yeah, so that was great. And yeah, and ah when I was in um one, speaking of movies, when I was in Venice, I'm going to make an actual post about it. I posted on my stories, but i I saw not on the plane. I watched this before the the latest Mission Impossible, and they shot a lot of it in Venice. And so I found like the shooting locations and I did one of me like where Tom Cruise is like running and he finds. Oh, I saw I saw your little post, your little story. You had so much fun. How broke are you now? ah Very broke. No, but it's... I felt very Jiminy. I just want to know, how do you have any money anymore? Do you have any money? Yeah. How are you paying your bills? Because I don't think that face is working.
Speaker: Yeah, I have this mic hooked up to a generator outside. So... Shit. um Yeah, so I found like... she Oh, yeah, and I'll tell you something. I was such an annoying person here. I'm not surprised.
Speaker: Wow. Okay, I'm going to pretend that. I think that was a glitch. But... ah Anyway, there was there's a bridge where there's this big fight scene in Mission Impossible and I found it.
Speaker: And then these other people came i found it. And I found that. And then these other people came up with a really nice camera. And I so i stupidly went up to him. I'm like, are you here for Mission Impossible? And they're like, no, we just think the bridge is pretty. Like, oh, well.
Speaker: Tom Cruise fought here and they they did not care. And I literally showed them the video. I was like, look, he's fighting on this bridge. You are an annoying American tourist is what you are. This is why they hate us. I was like, how could you not think this is cool? How? You intrusive prick.
Speaker: Yeah, it was great. And where were they from? I don't know. i don't think they were. They definitely weren't locals. No one's like a local in Venice. No, no. So I mean, they exist, obviously. But yeah, they exist, but they ain't taking photos. um And yeah, we haven't even touched.
Speaker: No. OK, well, that's why they hated you. Yeah. we haven't We haven't even touched the agenda today. We got a lot of stuff to talk about. Some of it's a little, a little, um you know, You know, you know we we haven't, you know, we're kind of rekindling over the past couple weeks because we haven't seen each other or spoken. Right. So, um you know, we're going to talk about stand-up comedians, speaker of the house getting fired, which I still think is still a hot topic. Robert's going to rant. I don't know how he's going to do it. um This one's interesting. The Shane Gillis joke. We got some cold jokes and we're sports with Ron. We got a fire oven beer. um
Speaker: Let's get deep into it, Robert. Oh, yeah. ah I'm Ron Prendamato. That's Robert Dunn. It sure is. um Now, Robert, you you put this into the agenda. What what do you want to... AI stand-up comedians, what do you want to talk about? So this might be a trend that... Are you sure this isn't part of the rant? Is this bothering you?
Speaker: I mean, it is bothering me, but my rant now, this one is more, ah I've just been something I saw. I swear I saw this trend for like two days, dude. And now I haven't seen it since. um But there were these videos coming out of like AI, like so all AI, hundred percent AI on stage, standup comedians. But a lot of them were like, really like the female comedians were, so they made them like really sexy and big ass hips and stuff like that. And,
Speaker: The jokes were like not that funny. um So I just didn't know if you heard about that. But also I've been seeing I'm going to I'm going to tie this in. I didn't mean to tie this into it. But this is one of those moments where i'm like, fuck, it's actually funny is that I've been seeing these clips of the Golden Girls.
Speaker: New clips of the Golden Girls. Oh, yeah, I've seen those. With like, they had like Sean Connery on. They had Superman on. They had like people that were never on the show. Like this is AI, by the way.
Speaker: and doing that They were doing that with wrestling wrestling things. They'd have like Mr. Rogers come into the ring or something like that. Oh, yeah. But it's not so much the AI that I'm impressed of. It was because I would assume the jokes, they had to have been written by a human. So that's probably why I like it because of the human aspect. But the jokes are actually fucking funny. So I think if if you're using AI as an animation tool, you know, you know, which, you know, basically CGI, the the term CGI computer generated image has been replaced by artificial intelligence. Let's yeah, that's basically what that has become at this point. And if a human's writing it and they're using AI to animate it, I'm i'm not as upset about it.
Speaker: You know, I'm a little more like, okay, this is a different form of animation. Yeah. But if you're doing the entire thing, you're just entering a prompt and then letting AI go run wild. Yeah. I think that was brilliant. What Matt Stone and Trey Parker did with a few seasons ago at South Park, they wrote entire episode with Chad GBT.
Speaker: Oh yeah. Yeah. I think. oh your ah Yeah. Yeah. That, that was really funny. um Yeah. I was just really impressed by, i was trying to remember some of the jokes they had in that golden girls thing, but it was like, damn, this is like new episodes of golden girls. That's crazy. But yeah, the AI standup comedians, I wrote that in the, on our topics when it was like popular. I haven't seen it since, but man, it's just fucking lame. It's, it's, it's disgusting.
Speaker: Yeah. As, as I mean, I think, I think AI is a real threat to our entire professions. yeah even the Even podcasting. Yeah, oh, absolutely. Even podcasting. I mean, how easy to put a prompt and put it to do what we do and then have AI just run wild with it.
Speaker: You have these two characters and just do it. It's terrifying because you know if that's the way the world is going to become, where they take all of our jobs, then goddammit, I would like a fucking stipend. okay i would like i would like my I would like a monthly allowance from the government, and I mean a good one, to survive because you gave all the jobs to to artificial intelligence. Yeah. I mean, why do you listen to a podcast anyway? I do because it's usually a personality I like and I want to hear their opinions on pretty much anything. Like, it's just there. I mean, I gravitate towards comedy podcast. So maybe depending on the topic.
Speaker: ah There's a really good New York City history podcast. um The Bowery Boys. Oh, um they're fucking phenomenal. Two guys that explore the city and go in depth about the history. They talk about like you know, Staten Island or something like that. They'll talk about like Italian roots somewhere, how Germantown used to be. um they touch on a little political topics as well, because it's relevant to the history of what they're talking about. Um,
Speaker: Yeah, so it's it's like there's a... I love podcasts that teach me something. Right, I agree. But they're also human beings doing it. So I'm learning from human beings and you know I can actually meet them.
Speaker: Yeah. Be honest with you, a little a little slight little dream of mine is I would love it if I'm working a flight and somebody comes up to me and goes, are you the Down With DP podcast guy? Because my voice is so unique. um Yeah, yeah. I would i would be ecstatic.
Speaker: Right. I would be fun. And they would ask me for a picture and I would say, no, I'm at work. And, you know, I keep that private. Yeah. And they're like, oh, wait, you know, you're not Robert. yeah Wow. oh But that would be really cool. Honestly, that would be. real it's It's a little dream of mine. Just I mean, you know but especially like ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam or something like that.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Specifically. Hi, Ochi Min. We love you guys. They love us in Vietnam. um All right. ah There was something else I was going to add to that, but I forgot. It's okay. That's all right. right I mean, but you know, i think i think it's I think it's disgusting, AI ai comedians. I really do.
Speaker: Yeah, I agree. And I don't think i just don't think it's going to last. So what was I going to say? You know what should be replaced by AI, Robert? What? the press secretary for the white house. oh did you hear about that? Ron? did I think everyone did.
Speaker: ah so Katie, ah Katie's a carrier. I think I'm saying her name, right? Yeah. Um, was fired from press as secretary after what? Five days. Yep. I don't even know if he's replaced anybody yet. If he was replaced it yet, but, um, I don't, I don't know when the next like a talent show is like the next teen pageant is, um,
Speaker: But um yeah, so some thoughts on that. i had heard i heard. Do you know why? you had a placement oh No, I don't know why she got hired. I don't know either. i heard a comedian talk about it that I don't know that she was just a fan. And I mean, obviously, like, don't know. Trump has a type. um But.
Speaker: What going to say? um i had heard. Oh, yeah. This is what I felt about the whole thing. I think the new poet is Anna Kelly. I think her name is. Okay. Anna Kelly. um When I saw it, I immediately was just like, they they threw this girl to the wolves. like Absolutely. and And not that I feel bad for her necessarily, but she was just not equipped for this job clearly.
Speaker: And there was a little bit of like, I don't think you knew what you got yourself into, girl. You know what i mean? Kind of thing. I mean, the press secretary is always kind of a challenging job because you do have to defend somebody even when you're wrong and not not, you know, not to the press. I mean, you are defending them to the wolves. Yeah. Like you just said. Yeah. ah But with, with this, like she just got in there and it's like, Oh honey, you're you're not going to last. You got to, I mean, she wasn't horrible. i she was probably, i mean, but like,
Speaker: I don't know. She just sucked. i Well, that she was great. She was. and ah And it made me wonder, have you ever done public speaking ever? Yeah. And also, i think I love the Freudian slip with ah the president. I mean, my husband. I'm like, oh, man, who are you picturing in the bedroom? Right, right.
Speaker: Yeah. um You got to be tough. And I don't think um you you do have to be tough for that kind of job, no matter what, because yeah you're tough. You have to be ready to come back at people.
Speaker: Right. Yeah. Yeah. And Trump is lying every other second. Right. So it's written you really have to you know, spin it. And here's the thing, too. do Here's the thing, too. If you got even if you are crazy pro MAGA, if you get that job, you have to know that you're going to be defending lies. Right. Like, are are do they truly believe he doesn't lie or do you think they they know he lies, but we got to pretend he doesn't.
Speaker: I mean, he obviously lies. that's It's been proven. and right and and i'm being And I'm saying this at a non-bipartisan. It has been proven that he has lied. Right. just And then people are going to say, what has he lied about? It's like, well, go look at it. Look at everything. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: He's like representative of Oman. He's lied about her. Right. Right. You know, you're putting a federal probe into her house and, you know, you found nothing. You think you found something, but you found nothing.
Speaker: But you have conservative media like Fox News and and New York Post saying that she married her brother. Oh, but there's no proof of that. Right. None. Right. Yeah. why People are, this is going to trigger people. go Look, look, look at all this proof. i'm like, okay.
Speaker: how easy is it to spin something on the internet to make it seem like you're right? Yeah. Yeah. It's called, it's called the flat earth, the flat earth, baby. It's real. It's real. we were, we were, we were convinced with all the comments, guys.
Speaker: We were those those those few clips that blew up on our, on our page. Yeah. Convinced us. You convinced us. and And you know what's funny is everyone, little comment little come wars, little, you know, there. But, you know, send in a question. You really want us to believe you?
Speaker: um Send a question. Yeah, yeah. You know? and And maybe. You all checked out our pages. We saw the numbers go up. like I know. Yeah. And and maybe maybe we got paid by the government on the side. Yeah, maybe we did. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, wait. Oh, crap. Don't worry. I'll edit that out. Shut up, Robin. Shut It's the government.
Speaker: um ah I don't know what I'm talking about. No, it's the government. I don't know talking about. You might as well just rant about this. I know, know. So I did something to rant about.
Speaker: Are you okay? You're a little under the weather. Are you going to be all right? I think so. do it. All right. Let's talk.
Speaker: All right. Off of everything we've been talking about, this rant's just really silly. I think I've talked about this before. um I have a rant about people because I think I saw it in the airport a lot.
Speaker: Going to the bathroom and when they wash their hands. They don't do the pre-rinse before the soap. They dry soap and then go to the water. I can't stand that. I think that's gross. I got to do a pre-rinse. My hands are wet. Then I get the soap.
Speaker: I scrub. I rinse. I don't do dry skin on soap. Then rinse. What the fuck's wrong with you? Pre-rinse. I've never thought of it, but i I always wet my hands first, then apply soap, then right? Wash my hands again. Yeah. And if you are someone, if you are a fucking animal that rubs a soap on your hands dry, get the, don't even wash your hands. Just go and live in the forest. So that happens on the plane a lot because people will, because sometimes the plane isn't, the water's not turned on. And of course nobody, uh, everybody's bladder doesn't work until they get on the aircraft. Right. Right. i know It's annoying how that happens. But, um,
Speaker: So they'll open the door and like, there's no water. I'm like, oh, they haven't turned it on yet. I'll give you a cup of water. Their hands are covered in soap. Ew. What's wrong with you? Why would you do that? What I think is they go to hit the hit the sink. The sink doesn't turn on. They put soap on anyway. They try it again. and they're like, oh, fuck. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know what? I think what's even more disgusting is how many people don't wash their hands after using a bathroom.
Speaker: Oh, for sure. Absolutely. um i will say, though, if it's a if it's a public toilet and I'm only touching my dick and maybe not so bad. ah And it's it's an automatic flush. I'm like, yeah you know, I can skip this one. Yeah, yeah. um My is clean as a whistle.
Speaker: um Also, something about ah this is like a sub rant, which I know you have the answer to. But I every time I'm in an air airplane bathroom, every time, every time I'm in an airplane bathroom, ah I can never find the fucking hand towels. i I always I see the tissues. I see the trash bin. I can never find like the paper towels in the lavatory bathroom. Yeah, they're usually underneath.
Speaker: They're underneath. it it depends It depends on the style of the aircraft. It's usually like you have the tissues on top and then you have, you know, they're right underneath. You have to. Okay. I always have trouble and I'm like, fuck.
Speaker: I'm angry. It depends on the type of aircraft. Yeah. Some of them, some of them are a little more confusing than others. Also, here's a question for you. um The rant's over, by the way. Here's a question for you. Do you, I don't know if you know this, this might be a mechanical thing. um But do you know what the sound the plane makes when ah it sounds like, it sounds like dogs,
Speaker: No, it sounds like a kind of, but I was thinking of like NASCAR when they're taking the, it's like. Sure. Sure. I can tell you that that's usually an Airbus feature.
Speaker: Okay. And it's, um it's a hydraulic system. Okay. and That's what it is. They're working on like moving things around for the hydraulic system. That's all it is. it's an air it's an It's an Airbus feature. You can look that up publicly. Yeah.
Speaker: Cause I feel like I hear it during landing and I hear it like in the air too. Yeah, it's the hydraulic system. You'll land, you don't mind hearing... I can't... Yeah, yeah.
Speaker: it's ah It's the hydraulic system. Okay. I thought it was going explode. but Some people will get terrified. Like, what's that noise? And if you're not used to being on an Airbus, yeah. It's um it's just a hydraulic system. Sometimes it's louder than others. You know, that's all it is.
Speaker: Okay, cool. wo Perfectly normal on an Airbus. It's perfectly normal. I'm not sure about Boeing or any other type of aircrafts that use something similar, but I know it's an Airbus thing.
Speaker: Okay, cool. Sweet. Had to know. Had to know. um And yeah, that was that for the rant. Just like a little thing. Guys, just pre-rinse. Just pre-rinse, please. Do it for me. Do it for Robert.
Speaker: Do for Robert. when do you put When you put the soap on your dirty ass hands, you sick motherfucker, think about me and pre-rinse, okay? Always pre-rinse.
Speaker: Always pre-rinse. You turn the page, you wash your hands. You turn the page, you wash your hands. love You turn the page, you wash your hands. You wash your hands. If you know, you know. kids know.
Speaker: 90s kids know. One of the best shows ever, I have to say. Now, Robert, I have to ask you, do you want to go write Nicole jokes with this, buddy? Or do you want to talk about somebody else that made a joke?
Speaker: um and i have my own personal take on it as well. You know what? Let's do cold jokes. I feel like it's going to get serious. Okay. It's going to get serious. So we're going to get in some cold jokes first, guys, and then we're going to do something. All right. Here we go, guys. Let's get right into it.
Speaker: All right. Cold jokes is the segment where Ron and I write each other jokes and we read it aloud. We've never read it before. I think mine might be a little bit long. I have one.
Speaker: I have one as well. i think it's going to go over your head. You really have to know commercials in order for this to happen. But um you go first. I want to hear yours. i want to hear yours. Okay, here we go.
Speaker: Sorry if it's really long. That's okay. Here we go. Sorry, Ron, but I want to make a statement weeks ago before my trip to Italy. Haven't proofread it since, but it should be fine.
Speaker: I just want to make a statement that I love how we finally got over the silly DEI hiring. it's It's time to hire the whites. Sorry, I mean right people again. That's why I'm happy to report that the White House has announced a new press secretary, Katie Zakaria, who looks perfect for the job, and I can't wait to see how she handles this horrible position. Godspeed, Katie.
Speaker: That was good. Thank you. like how you said the horrible position instead of honorable, but it's. Oh, did Yeah, but it's fitting. It's also correct. Oh, that's. fit It's also correct. All right, here we go.
Speaker: Election Day is here in almost two weeks, and I gotta say, i am tired of all these political ads. It's just an attack after, it's just attack after attack after attack.
Speaker: I never thought I would miss HIMSS commercials. That's the real little pill with a big story to tell. I know HIMSS. HIMSS, but did you get the other line?
Speaker: um That's the Jardians commercial. The little pill with the big story for you to tell. No, I didn't. Oh, I would have sang it. Oh, that's funny, though. I love old commercials, though. It's it's a couple. Remember? remember? It used to be Smiling Bob.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Remember Smiling Bob? That was for ah that was for the whichches the... Before HIMS and before Blue Chew became the new hip blue pill. it's Viagra. Viagra. mean, I will be... Viagra, I did not know that so many people...
Speaker: Younger than us actually needed it. Now, there are cases where they actually do need it, which is interesting. But then there are cases where they're just taking it to have an erection because they think they have to go for five and a half hours.
Speaker: Right, right. You don't. You don't. Actually, it's you can sometimes, but you don't have to. It's not an all the time thing. True. Oh, Ron, here's something I really want to do. This is a real Down With DP podcast thing I want to do. I want to find the actors from our iconic commercials and interview them. Oh, God. like That would be fun. There was a guy... There there was one I totally forgot about this commercial. Do you remember the perfection?
Speaker: You know the game Perfection? Of course. um I don't know why. It caught up on my algorithm. with That guy who was just like... where the pieces are coming out of his chest. He's like, wow, pop goes perfection. I'm like, where's that guy?
Speaker: Where's that guy? I want to talk to the pop goes perfection guy that I don't know. Just like, just like nineties, like commercial actors. I would love to interview them.
Speaker: I would love to know where they're at. And other ones from like, maybe even the kids, like obviously they're older now, but like a kid from like a creepy crawlers commercial, creepy crawlers. He might be hard to track down.
Speaker: Yeah. I'll have to get my interns on it. Yeah. But I'll look it. haven't done shit since you were gone. Oh my God. Mamma Mia. They haven't done a fucking thing.
Speaker: All right. But yeah, that's ah just something ah I want to look into. I definitely want to look into that. All right. All right. So and speaking of, you know, we did our cold jokes. Now we got to talk about another joke. Yeah.
Speaker: Shane Gillis. Shane Gillis. Okay. Did a joke about going to the gym and he didn't know that. They dress like whores now. He called women whores. Right.
Speaker: um Robert, what's your take on this? Oh, no. I'm going first. Yeah. Oh, I'm hearing some kind of tapping. Oh, that's me. Oh, my God. i was I was deep into it. I'm sorry. Yeah. um i So i have a different I have a lot of different feelings on it.
Speaker: As far as comedy goes, I don't think it was funny, but not because I'm like offended by it. I just don't think it was a well-structured joke. I think he was going for Norm Macdonald delivery, which I feel like Norm could have hit the joke.
Speaker: They just look like like whores now. Yeah, they're just like, you know, they're dressed like whores. Like he would have done something like that. And it probably would have landed in in Norm's way. Like i see less clothing in a strip club. I see more clothing in a strip club than I do there. Yeah, something like that where, yeah because I know he's a big fan of Norm and he's tried to do Norm jokes before and he he usually bombs when he does it. I just think like,
Speaker: Shane should just Shane is a funny comedian. He should just stick to the Shane vibe that he has. And I just don't think that was his vibe. I do think that people are blowing up about it more than they should have because we literally had a president calling a reporter a piggy and then we were over it like a week later.
Speaker: And did you, did you see the entire monologue? No, I didn't. No. In my opinion, the whole thing was kind of flat. Okay, okay. The whole thing was kind of... And I like Shane Gillis. Yeah, yeah. I think he's very funny. um The whole thing was kind of flat.
Speaker: Um... You know, maybe he was trying new stuff out. Maybe he didn't give a shit. I don't know. um The whores thing, you could have structured it better. Yeah.
Speaker: um If you're going to call women whores and make them laugh about it, it's got to be well-written. Yeah. Kind of thing. um do i think he Do I think he should have chosen the word whore? Like, it was just kind of very blunt. Like, dressed like whores. It's like... Yeah. ah Yeah, like...
Speaker: I mean, Jimmy Carr, I think, said it the best because somebody, asked you know how he Jimmy Carr interviews people from the audience all the time. Somebody asked him what he thinks about it. And Jimmy Carr basically said, i say worse things than that every day.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. And it's I think he caught a bit too much of it. Like, and i as much as and as much as I love Dan Levy, it's like, all right, I see why you're defending it. It's because, hey well like you said, it wasn't a well done joke.
Speaker: Right, right. And if you're going to do jokes like that, they need to be well done. And we all know if you if you like Shane Gillis, he is better than that. Right. As a comedian, as a comedian. i don't know about as a person, but as a comedian, he is definitely better than that because he mentioned Joe Rogan in the monologue and nobody applauded. The the crowd was silent.
Speaker: Yeah. And. You know, it's just, you know, as you have a bad set sometimes. Right. Sometimes hes I've said shit before worse than that. And um which have gotten plenty of laughs before. And then one time now, now it doesn't really get too many laughs.
Speaker: Right. don't use the joke as much anymore because people are don't know how to act anymore. They're a little too sensitive. Right. However, though, women in the gym, some of them do not dress appropriately. I will say that. Yeah, well, I mean, I mean, am I complaining as a straight male? No.
Speaker: But at the same time, it's like trying to work out. Yeah, well, when I'm at the gym... you're You're distracting me. I am at the gym almost every day, and i I just am in the zone. Like, I don't really look at what people are... doing I really don't look at anybody. What's your human?
Speaker: Sure, but even if even if a girl dresses like... sexy at the gym i don't know i'm just like in the zone i have my music playing i yeah yeah go ahead whatever the fuck you want i mean you know i'm not judging you on that it's just i don't care what they're wearing like yeah i don't care either um and there are guys that like whatever people dress crazy i mean women have a right to be comfortable at a gym 100 and they should not be you know treated in any sort of way or anything like that but um yeah actually sign that I actually find the gym to be the one place that I say dress as crazy as possible because like, for instance, when I was like shoe shopping for like new gym stuff, I go for like crazy wild colors that would never be worn in public outside of the gym. And I say, go all the way, go into your outfit to dress like a dress like macho man entering the gym. um I don't know. The gym's like a weird place that you can dress crazy. I'm like t-shirt and athletic shorts kind of thing. Or like one of those like spandex long sleeve shirts kind of thing. I just bought a new power Rangers tank top for the gym. I, I, I, that's what I wear at the gym. I mean, I don't, I want something to sweat, ah make me sweat a bit, you know, just, uh, you sound like a fucking whore, Ron. Hey, Hey, what I'm saying? But yeah, I, I, if you, were if you, if you don't like my short grace running shorts and you are checking me and my bulge out in I'm, then I guess I'm a whore too. Hey, let's all be whores. Everyone's guess I'm a whore too. And you know what?
Speaker: Look away, baby. Look away. You know what? This belongs to somebody. You can't have any of it. Exactly. Watch me as my titties bounce when I run. But i would say bad joke from a good comedian, ah bigger outcry than probably deserved. And i feel like more of that worse has been said by our president. So that's kind of how it is. Yeah, but but I think the same people that were mad at Shane Gillis also hate Donald Trump.
Speaker: Good? I mean, hey. I mean, yeah, good. Good. But, um... Hey, good. yeah But, you yeah, for for the record, ladies, wear what you want. You shouldn't be called whores. Yeah. Also, you're... Also, or if you want to dress like a hooah, then be a hooah, girl! I mean, if you want to go to the gym and have half your ass hang out, that's that's on you. That's all it might be butt day. You never know. It could be butt day! Yeah! Hey! actually went to the gym for the first time in a while. I hit the treadmill, and, um...
Speaker: Sweetie, my glutes are on fire. My God. Oh, m gosh. All right. Well, um I heard some good news coming around in the Tampa world.
Speaker: The Tampa. Are we there already? Yeah. Which is good because I might have to go soon. good All right. um Should I just get into it? Just fucking get into it, man.
Speaker: I'm excited. I'm excited. This is Ron with sports. Well, Robert, we got some very interesting things. It's Friday and the World Series starts tonight, Robert. The World Series starts tonight. We have the Tampa Bay Rays. That's right. My team, the Tampa Bay Rays, are going to the World Series to play the Milwaukee Brewers.
Speaker: What's great about this World Series, you ask, Robert? What's great about it? I'll tell you what's great about this World Series. These two teams have the lowest salary caps in baseball. They are... Nobody thought they would be the lowest salary caps in baseball. They're in both small market teams. And the number one thing, neither of them have had a World Series championship.
Speaker: What? Get out of here. The Milwaukee Brewers have been around since 1969. Originally started as Seattle co-pilots, or the Seattle Pilots, excuse me. And they have never won a World Series. They became the Milwaukee Brewers in 1970 and have never won. The Tampa Bay Rays came out in 1998. This will be their third World Series appearance since 2008. So this like this it's it's in Milwaukee tonight at 8 o'clock. My prediction, Robert.
Speaker: Yeah? By the time By the time this airs on Tuesday, it could be game four. I think i think it's going to be, if it's game four on Tuesday, I think we're going to be at a 2-1 series Tampa Bay. That's what I'm calling it.
Speaker: All right. By time this airs, 2-1 series Tampa Bay. um So what you're saying is that they're going into the World Series. do i Who do I think is going to win the World Series overall?
Speaker: Maybe I'm biased, but I say Tampa in six. I do hope Tampa gets it, honestly. In the event, ta you are listening to this on a Tuesday. On a Tuesday. And it is 3-0 Tampa Bay.
Speaker: Okay? There will most likely be no bingo. I will not fucking be there. If Tampa Bay can clinch, I'm canceling bingo or my substitute Brittany is going to do it. I'm not fucking doing bingo. Substitute Brittany.
Speaker: But, ah yeah, I think... um I think Tampa and sex. That's what I'm calling. I have no money on that. And I'll tell you this. If because of this is such a big moment for sports, for baseball, if Milwaukee wins, I'm fine with that.
Speaker: I love Milwaukee. Milwaukee's a great city. Got to love the brew crew. Love the culture. The Brewers have. yeah And you know what? I mean, if it wasn't my team, I'd be going hard for the Brewers because Brewers deserve it. They really do.
Speaker: i agree. You're playing Tampa Bay. So fuck off. Well, there you go. There you have it, everybody. least it's not the fucking Dodgers. i Whoa, whoa. Actually, yes, because that saves me on traffic.
Speaker: um As someone who it doesn't really follow baseball I'm kind of happy about it because of the traffic. It's terrible when there's a Dodgers game. oh my god, it's terrible Oh my god, a terraic oh my god god how but robin You know I just want you to penetrate me with ah what I want you to penetrate me with a question. they're gonna say it with a penis. No, no, he's been dead for spa too long. Okay. Well, uh, all right guys, let's get into it. We got a few, penetrating questions, so let's do it.
Speaker: Did you ever play the game Sonic a adventure too? uh that was for um dreamcast and the game egggan dream cat no i did not oh anyway but i was penetrating questions that was me like penetrating oh yeah because there's a there's a boss in that game that literally would make a noise i treat to kind of he was just like burper anyway sonic fans know that's anyway sound like burper like that high pitch damn Yeah. Yeah. That's what sound like. all right, guys.
Speaker: So um we got we got recurring to one of them is recurring. No, they're both recurring. They're both recurring. They're both recurring people. have written in before. When I saw when I saw the first one, I got really excited because we haven't heard from this person in a while. And I'm just yeah really happy to hear from them. Would you like to read it?
Speaker: Sure, this is from Natasha Honey, a Hot Honey. Natasha, I missed you, girl. Missed you. All right, so Natasha Hot Honey says, Hi, guys. Sorry, it's been so long since my last penetrating question, but you know, life happens. Nah.
Speaker: I know you mentioned me and my son in a recent episode. So here is the update. He is still overweight. Oh, this is someone who wanted to bring their kid out to trick or treat and was worried. She was she wanted him to lose weight. She was worried it was out of control and wanted him to lose weight, if I remember correctly.
Speaker: All right. Yeah. He's still a fatty. I mean, he's still overweight, but started making a little bit more of an effort to get active. Oh, wow. Took a fucking year, which I am which i am working on encouraging without putting on too much pressure. He's got enough pressure as it is on his knees.
Speaker: That's not funny. You're a cunt. You're a cunt. He also has his first girlfriend. Oh, good for you. You're killing. Look at that, Ryan. He's killing the game. yeah He also has his first girlfriend. So I think that's part of his motivation. There we go. There we go. See, look, I'm sure this kid can take the hits, you know. So anyway, here's my question. It's his mother that's going want to kill you.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. But you know, she, she seems like a good, she seems like a good sport. Anyway. Here's my question. What do you think is the silliest workout or diet fad? Have either of you ever tried one? Any surprising results? Love you both. And thanks for the fun content.
Speaker: And also Natasha, you know that we, we just, we do a little roasty humor, you know, I'm glad that your, your, your kid is killing it. He's got his first girlfriend. um And ah that's, Hey, good for him. There we go. Um,
Speaker: I will say, though, that's great that he's losing weight. However, I hope the girlfriend isn't the motivation. He should be doing it for himself. Yeah, yeah. yeah good Because if he loses this girl, which is probably going to happen considering he's so young, um you know, he doesn't want to go into like a binge eating thing. You know, I mean, couple pints of ice cream. a As adults, we do it.
Speaker: How many times have you lost somebody you really cared about? And the next thing you know, it's like, oh, God, this peanut butter is amazing. Oh, God, it's either of my emotions. I've been there. Oh, I do that with ah Hot Pockets and pizza rolls. I'm not even joking. you know Peanut butter filled pretzels are my fucking, yeah. That's your depression food. Oh, yeah. What is your depression food? That's a good question.
Speaker: ah Probably ice cream. Yeah. Ice cream is a great depression food. Probably ice cream. It used to be a jar of peanut butter. Like I would just get like a Jif jar and chunky and would just start.
Speaker: yeah That's unhinged. High in protein, though. It is. I always go to my childhood food. I always go Chef Bordi pizza rolls, hot pockets as my depression food. I had a shot. Like I came home from a from a trip from last night. And Jess is like, what do you want for dinner? I'm like, she's like, do you want chicken tenders and fri fries? I said, yes. Yes. wild Yes. Are you kidding me? I'm always down for some tendies, bro. um But I'm very happy he's doing well. But we your question, silliest workout or diet fad?
Speaker: um um the the Probably the thigh master. Yeah, that's it. But however, like if you if you get results, I don't think anything's silly if it you get if it gets results.
Speaker: yeah um Diet fad? i've One that always annoyed me, and I say this now, with, you know, following this diet, um people who didn't actually need the gluten-free diet, ahha that that that annoyed the fuck out of me.
Speaker: You're talking about the, what do you call it? um I'm trying to, why is my, my, my, my mind blanking, when you're in, oh, keto, keto. ke Keto, I thought the keto diet was insane. Yeah, that that was so that fat I did not like. If I could tell ah talk about the keto diet, i here's here's my take.
Speaker: The keto diet, I truly believe works 100%. It does work. Every time I've done the keto diet, I lose a ton of weight. It just sucks. So if you stick to it, you got to be on it. You got to count your ah carbs. You got to do all that shit. and it But it works. It's not a light. Don't make it your lifestyle. Don't make it your new lifestyle. so Do it for like a month.
Speaker: I am very anti-keto. I will tell you why. Because to put your body into a state of ketosis, like that's not good. You don't want to do that. Your body only gets like that, I believe, when you're going through starvation. I wish ah my – Yeah, you got it, Ron. right Yeah. Yeah. So yeah what's wrong with that? I don't want to understand. There's yeah, not good. And the problem is once you stop the diet, the weight comes right back.
Speaker: Well, you know, So it's it's not, it no, it's not good. It's a horrible fucking diet. The gluten-free diet, people who didn't actually need it kind of fucked it up for the people that do. yeah I kind of hate that. um I think the fat-free diet back in the 90s was dumb. Yeah, that's kind dumb. That was stupid. And I'll tell you what I think is dumb now, the high-protein diet.
Speaker: Really? Why is that? Why is that? Because we as a- really don't know anything about it. I really don't know We a lot of protein in our diet to begin with. Uh-huh. And when you're putting protein in my cold foam on my fucking coffee- yeah. What are we doing?
Speaker: Dude. It's an overkill. Your body doesn't need- Also, you need fiber. You want to take a shit. Eat too much protein, you might become constipated. Ron, you got to write a stand-up joke about that because that is a big thing happening. There's protein in fucking everything. Everything. And I think it's too much. It's not good. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah. You know, it's like the new organic trend now, you know, where everything was the organic trend. Yeah. I mean, you know, some organic things are nice. um I will not. I will not knock the vegans. I will not knock the vegans. Well, if you knock them, they'll probably pass out. The reason why I say the reason why I say this because it has been proven that plant-based is better for your body.
Speaker: as well, or, you know, primarily plant-based or like kind of a strict flexitarian, but also they, it's kind of a belief system with them. Uh-huh. You know, if they eat animal product, they're fucking devastated because they cared that deeply about animals. So I'm not going to knock them.
Speaker: Right. Now you do, you do get cunty vegans. You you do. Yeah. you do. But, um, yeah. the keto diet is definitely, ugh. There is some vegan products that like raise your cholesterol a lot, though. But also, i think i think I don't know if this is a fad or not, but the GLP-1s, I think, are going to backfire on everybody. Don't say that.
Speaker: I really do. I'm on the GLP-1, Ron. You know this. How dare you attack me on my own show. Which I don't think you needed, but... um Yeah, it's, I don't, I'm not attacking you. I just. I feel attacked. I mean, people with diabetes who actually need that medicine, that's a different story. Yeah. But then you got people that are just doing it to lose weight and it's like,
Speaker: Well, I get it from a guy, you know. Yes. it sells it's also the brad It's also the problem. Yeah. He sells it to me behind the TJ Maxx. So is that where your pharmacy is? Yeah. Yeah. Really, really nice place. It's a van. so he has a really nice, though. But like, nice yeah, you hear these rumors that if you start GLP one, you're you're on it for the rest of your life.
Speaker: Oh, my God. order In order to maintain that weight. Hell, yeah. Like, I don't want to be injecting myself. I mean, yeah, I think there's pill form now, but I'm not. No, I mean, yeah. um And have I ever tried a fad diet? I went vegan for a while.
Speaker: In 2012, 2013, I was pretty much vegan except for like one day a week. and i lost That's when you hit your crazy depression, right? No. i lost I lost a shit ton of weight. And also and also me, um because I have to go gluten-free now, I've lost some weight, I think, because of that. But that could also be my body just reacting to being healthy.
Speaker: Right, right. Not because I took out gluten because I'm not, you know, hurting myself with an allergy. and Yeah. allergen So that's also. But Natasha, for real, I would say routine is probably the best. Like if I don't I don't know. I forgot how old he is, but he sounds like he's a teenager who we he can go to Planet Fitness. There's a Planet Fitness on ah Spring Hill, the four corners. Check that out. Also one in Brooksville. However, I do think Natasha Hot Honey might be one of our friends from Spring Hill who is a male.
Speaker: OK. I have a feeling because i when hung up with some friends you know from high school over the last few weeks, I found out a lot of them listen to my podcast and a lot of them do write in under aliases. So, of course.
Speaker: So I'm like, I wonder who Natasha Hot Honey really is. Like, I wouldn't be surprised if it was Brad because Brad been doing, he'd make up AOL instant messenger names stuff like that and just fuck with me completely. Oh, I love it. And I would fall for it 99% of the time. So, um, well, does any of your friends have like a fat kid? Uh, I don't know.
Speaker: No. was it With a new girlfriend. my My one friend has a teenage son, but he's like incredibly fit. Oh, okay. It's kind of scary like how solid 15-year-old kid is.
Speaker: um But Natasha, we wish you and your son all the best. Yeah, yeah, definitely write it. Let me know Halloween goes. Yeah. um And, you know, do it for yourself, buddy, because once she's there and you're still looking good, you know, look good for yourself, not for her. But don't don't don't get conceited. Just, you know. Yeah.
Speaker: And if ah if she leaves you, you know, punch some drywall, blow up her text messages, ah make some cryptic posts on on Facebook, whatever you got to do to let out that steam, you know.
Speaker: Maybe call women whores on SNL. Whatever you have to do. Whatever you have to do. Yeah. Just do it. On to the next question we've had from Herr Buter. He hasn't written in a while. written in a while So isis thank you, Herr Buter. Guten tag, gentlemen. I recently came across a definition of healthy masculinity that I quite favored. Ooh.
Speaker: The article defined healthy or positive masculinity as the expression of male traits and identity that supports emotional well-being, mutual respect, equity, and personal responsibility.
Speaker: I'm interested in both your takes on how men can challenge toxic masculinity in today's culture and redefine what it means to be a strong man while setting a positive example for next generation.
Speaker: And then go Rays. Go raise hair boots. Awesome. Sweet. That's a great question. That's probably one of the best questions we've ever gotten. Yeah. Good. Good job. um I talk. I mean, masculinity shouldn't go away.
Speaker: Uh huh. You know, I don't just because you're masculine doesn't mean it's toxic. Right, right. You know, if you're calling women whores and you're acting, like you know, treating people like shit, you're a douchebag. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: Not good. But if you're taking care of yourself, you're working out, you're, you know, you might care a little bit about your looks because it makes you feel better. um Yeah. Why not? Why not? You know, I think being a good father is a good positive masculine trait.
Speaker: Oh, there we go. I think that is, you know, somebody who actually, you know, the whole girl dad thing. I hate the name, but I do love them. I do love it because it's like, that's, that's positive masculinity right there. Right. Right. um I agree.
Speaker: But yeah, like when you're when you're a fucking douche and you're just like, you think you're better than everybody, go fuck yourself. Yeah. Anytime I see like kind of... Because I love the alpha male fucking traits. It's just so silly to me. I can't help but laugh at it. Yeah. um And it just screams insecurity to me. 100%. 100%. Anyone that has to go out of their way to show off their masculinity, I'm like, you're a fucking bro. Get out of here. are you but i fucking loser. I think, you know...
Speaker: One problem we have nowadays is that because of everything that's online about toxic masculinity, we can't... It's hard to decipher now what's actually positive masculinity and what's toxic.
Speaker: um You know, a guy takes care of himself. You know, okay, let's say he ghosts you. Is that toxic or are you a pain in the ass? Yeah. Is he looking out for himself? he looking out for himself or because, you know, you have a tox you have a toxic personality yourself?
Speaker: It's... um But yeah, I think being being a good person, I mean, that you can still be masculine and be a good person. If I were to say what I, what I see people as far as like being attracted to, you know, if you're attracted to males, uh,
Speaker: men or female, the thing that I, the recurring thing that I see that is the most attractive is usually if they have some kind of goal in mind for their life, like if they are goalless, and they have no direction in their life. That's usually, this might not be on the same case of like masculinity. Cause I think this goes for females too. ah I think sure having, yeah. Cause the personal responsibility is what got me. um If you have,
Speaker: If you have goals in your life, I think that can come off very, um I don't want to say masculine because it goes for women too. i don't know what I'm trying to say. What I'm trying to say is that if you have no aim in life, that's going to come off. like I think confidence is a big thing.
Speaker: yeah um Confidence can get confused with cocky. Yes. Oh, yeah. Yeah. i had so I had somebody one time say to me, they she was really drunk, and we're friends now, and I won't say her name, but she said to me, during bingo, because she lost the round and she was way too drunk, I think her um i think her husband, she got her husband cheating, so she was just... yeah and And it sucks, because nobody deserves that. yeah And she was just kind of going through this I hate men tonight yeah thing. And she said to me, who fucks you so good to give you such confidence? Oh.
Speaker: And I said, my wife. ah Like my wife does. So i don't know. I guess I appear confident. Maybe I appear. I don't know. i don't. care yeah well i don't that's the thing like i don't care either what people think of me as far as my masculinity goes yeah uh i'm gonna be me no matter what go to be me and ah and if i think that's where you know the alpha bro mindset comes in where it's like they're so insecure about coming off masculine that like i don't know that they come out
Speaker: it's just it's They come off douchey, and that's where you get into the cockiness. But if you're just like comfortable with yourself, and you're like, I don't care. if you don't think I... I don't want, oh man, I'm kind of, i like, I was in, I'm going to be so freaking vague. It's going to be crazy. I was at an event with a bunch of, I want to say, MAGA bros once recently. Speaking of toxic masculinity, not because they're MAGA, it just kind of goes hand in hand sometimes. and they, it, all ah all they talked about was finances. And, like, I literally heard one of them, like, they they pilots?
Speaker: No, i really i'm i'm being I'm being so intentionally vague right now. And I remember hearing one of them, they got a drink at the bar, and one of them literally said, I heard this verbatim saying, man, it feels good to have money now.
Speaker: And I'm like, what the fucking douchey thing to say? And it was it was just all – and it was they were all super maga too. And so it was just this like – this like forced like testosterone masculinity. And I'm like, I never want to be in this circle because I'm going to come in and I'm going to start talking about how to tell a story in a movie. And they're going to be like, get the fuck out of here. You artsy fartsy bitch. Like I, that is not my, not my bag, baby.
Speaker: So so like I've said things like that before. Like I, I've said, um, I'm happy to be, I'm happy to be in a place where I can afford things now. That's fine. That's yeah. I've never said, Um, however that those finance guys, I know exactly what you're talking about. I may have mentioned this on a previous show, but I did a set one time and it didn't go well.
Speaker: It wasn't horrible, but it wasn't, I didn't bomb, but it was flat. It was um not good. And this finance guy comes up and he's talking to one of the other comedians and he's like, yeah, I do this and this finance and, you know, ah trade and things like that. And he's like, oh man, you were really great. You were fantastic. You you had a great set. And then he looks at me and goes,
Speaker: just looks at me kind of up and down walks away. And I'm like, fuck you, you piece of shit. Right. And like, I was talking to my friend Carlos and he's like, yeah, I've gotten that before. And it's like, you're a douchey, insecure fuck who has to talk about money, how much you have and how much you do to make yourself feel better because you have no confidence in yourself. Right. Right. put a shield.
Speaker: do You put up a shield and that that's toxic masculinity. Yeah. Could you say insecurity is toxic masculinity? Or I could create toxic masculinity. Maybe. i think so. I think so.
Speaker: but um And anytime I hear someone say that they're a day trader, I'm just like, just say you're unemployed. It's okay. It's just a fancy way of saying you're unemployed if you're a day trader. Yeah.
Speaker: You know, it's, but like, how, how can men challenge toxic masculinity? I mean, call it out, call it out toxic masculinity. Like you're being a douche, be a douche. I mean, don't be a douche.
Speaker: Call it out. But ah be a good person. And, you know, you you want to have confidence in yourself, but overall, be a good person. I think that can, you know, and treat women with respect. Yeah, exactly. and That's a very toxic trait is just, you know, treating women like shit or even another male partner. It's like, don't do that.
Speaker: Yeah. And you know what? If you run, cause I know that the like alpha male bros, they, they like laser focus on, like you said, your friend who was going through a really hard time. It was like in a, I hate men phase. Um, and which some say might not even be a phase. It's just how they are. And that's okay. Like, that's the thing. Like, just don't,
Speaker: You're not going to get along with those people then. Don't don't like don't use that as like an umbrella over all women and now all women just hate you and then you build up this resentment that you're making up yourself, by the way. yeah If I run into someone who is like, I hate men, don't fucking talk to me, then I don't talk to them.
Speaker: Then I'm like, okay. I have a problem with that too because it's it's like you're on this whole I hate men thing but you're not – but you still date men and actively attractive to men, but you're like, i hate men. It's like, okay, you've been burned a few times. I get that. Well, yeah, and I'm just going to give them that space.
Speaker: Well, yeah, and I'm just going to give them their space. I'm not going to be like, well, what the fuck? Why do you hate men? Like, what the hell? Like, I'm not going to be that guy. I'm like, hey. You can hate men because there's because i've I've met. there was ah There's um somebody I...
Speaker: Like I know, and i'm I'm not, everyone knows who I'm going to talk about. So i'm definitely not going say her name. um I gave her, ah and I've known her for a while. so it's like, I saw her, I gave her a hug and she gave me a side hug. And I'm like, why did you give me a side hug? She's like, and she knows my wife. She knows all of She's like, I always give men side hugs. And I'm like, all right.
Speaker: And I, and that was kind of the last straw. Cause she's annoyed. She's very nice, but she's annoyed me before. And I was like, all right, fuck off. i And I said that I'm like, fuck off. I'm not, I'm not dealing with this. And no, I, we don't really talk. We say hi to each other, but that's about it. And like I said, she she's a nice person, but I do think her anti-men mentality is not, it's not for me. But it's also like her boundaries, like, you know, you have to. very That's very fair too, but I, you know, she, ah but she. I understand getting a, f I understand your feelings, but I also. sorts But you also have to know this person as well, because. right right yeah yeah we're all people and we all try to navigate each other and and have to learn each other's boundaries and that's her boundaries and that's fine but like i said you also have to know this person and it's i'm not i'm not a predator i'm you know i'm not yeah robert is it toxic to drink though uh i don't think i think it's i think it's manly to drink actually brother so let's get into uh you got something
Speaker: Oh, shit.
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Speaker: um Let's see. Here's your ticket to ah a flavor voyage where lemon, peach, and raspberry mixed mix blend like a symphony of sunshine on your tongue. Let your taste buds take the wheel and cruise through this groovy fusion of nature's best.
Speaker: Wow. Okay, let's see. Let's see. There's no protein in it. Oh, well, then why? then It's from down the drain. Bela or Balu or Bulu. I love Bula. I'm definitely saying it wrong and I'm sorry. It's in Michigan. 6.6%. 6%.
Speaker: six percent six percent Wow. Let's take a look here. Let's take a look. It's in a book. A beer. It's pretty. Look how pretty. look It looks like tea and urine, but it definitely looks like a sparkling pink lemonade.
Speaker: Right.
Speaker: Well, Robert, thank you all listeners. um Yeah. All right. A person that doesn't like me and I don't like you, just no hard feelings. Just know that. No hard. I'm just going to drink it away.
Speaker: ah Oh, what is it going to be? ah we got a double I don't know if this is a good thing or not.
Speaker: Definitely got the lemon you the tartness from the lemon and the raspberry. Uh-huh. So i've I've had this company stuff before, and and very good. However...
Speaker: This kind of tastes like medicine. Uh-oh. And Robert, um it's been a while since I've done one. This is a Schlecht. Oh, no. This a Schlecht.
Speaker: It's okay. Now, their mango habanero one that they do is fucking phenomenal. They also have, like, a blueberry blackberry one that's also fucking phenomenal. Uh-huh. This one, not my fave.
Speaker: Oh, damn. that's okay. That's okay. Some people may love this. I... It's giving medicine taste. Am I going to finish it? Of course. Of course. Of course. Well, everyone, thanks for joining us. I know in in your in your neck of the woods, it seemed like we never left, but we haven't done an episode in a few weeks. So ah glad to be back. Glad to see you, Ron. Glad to be back in the States.
Speaker: And um yeah. No, you're not. No, you're not. I kind of am. I am. I was like. I mean, I'm not, I don't feel good. ah Next episode, I'll feel better, but um any whoozles.
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