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Speaker: Don't do anything, no handies, no blowjobs, don't do any of that stuff on the plane.
Speaker: Welcome to the...
Speaker: What's the deal? Let me try that again. It's the Down With DP podcast with Robert Dunn and Ron Prendamano in three...
Speaker: My name is Robert and with me is Ron Predimano and this is the Down With TV podcast. and um I'm dying apparently.
Speaker: And he's dying and actually I'm pretty energized. I don't know why I started that super super low energy. Because guys I feel great. I feel great right now. i'm I'm about to go to Italy next week. It's going to be great.
Speaker: Okay. How's about that? How's about them apples? I'm very excited for you. I'm very excited for you. You know what I'm getting angry about, Ron? I have a little I have a little fan. This is not Robert Rance, but I have a little fan.
Speaker: And there we go. it's Now it's situated. But hey, everyone. Welcome to the podcast. We got some stuff to talk about. We're going doing cold jokes. We're going to be doing Robert Rance. We got some sports talk. We got some happy things, some sad things, some weird things.
Speaker: All the things today the Down with DP podcast with Jimmy Fallon. Oh, yeah. Jimmy Fallon's going to be here. I didn't tell you. Oh, OK. Yeah, he is definitely. He said he's on his way. At least some guy texted me. He said his name was Jimmy. i don't know how many Jimmy's there are. So I assume have a good friend named Jimmy.
Speaker: Also, him I want to give a shout out to some people. wanna give a shoutter i want to give a shout out to... Because I just hung out with ah just like um how it this past weekend. and um Hank, Kyle, of course, our producer, Brad.
Speaker: um they told you they are They all listen to the podcast regularly. so um uh i think i think i think manny i think manny does too i don't know i didn't see manny but uh thank you guys thank you guys i didn't know that yeah yeah yeah no i thought they were just like you know my you know my best friends from childhood i didn't know they actually cared so right right because that's two to two totally different things we could be friends for fucking ever but doesn't mean i support anything you do exactly no so thank you gentlemen i mean the fuck it means the fuck out of me thank you Yeah. Yeah. All jokes aside, seriously, like my, my, my knee jerk reaction. I don't know why. Maybe it, maybe it has to with my childhood is always to like roast immediately. Even when I get a compliment, I don't know. I hear it's like an Irish thing where you can't take a compliment. So immediately I'm like, yeah, nah, fuck it. Like those guys are crazy. Like that's what my, it's terrible. I shouldn't be thinking that They even write in penetrating questions. And like one of them, one of them told me his alias name. I'm not going to tell you, but I'm like, Oh,
Speaker: You son of a bitch. Oh, my goodness. I love it. Very, very happy that. Well, let's – so here's something that happened to me.
Speaker: I say happened to me. This is not this is not an event that happened to me. But the other night I went to the fanciest restaurant on the planet, Ron. what do you think that is according to like you know middle of nowhere people? Los Angeles? Oh, in middle of nowhere.
Speaker: Applebee's? Oh, close. But you're you're not far away. I went to the Olive Garden in celebration. Oh, God. When you hear your family. When you hear your family. yeah and dude, it was like that. When you hear your family, the server started telling me like, hey, when's your next acting gig? Hey, ah what what's going on? Like, hey, are you still happy? Are you still with that one girl?
Speaker: And I was like, wow, it is like I'm family. This great. And then they asked you, when are getting married? When are having children and stuff like You look skin and bones. You need to lose. You gain some weight. Yeah, you gained a little weight. I'm like, I'll have extra Alfredo sauce, please.
Speaker: But I went to the Olive Garden kind of ironically. And it ah because I'm going to Italy. So I'm like, let's let's go to the Olive Garden. And there no better There are no better Italian restaurants in the Los Angeles, the greater Los Angeles area. So you went to Olive Garden. That's why I love the commercials where you remember the commercials are like, ah, grandfather is visiting from Italy. We took him to the Olive Garden for two problems with that. First of all, one, it's the fucking Olive Garden. It's not it's not you're not getting the Italian cuisine.
Speaker: But two, if someone's visiting from Italy, I feel like they want something else besides what they have all the time. That makes sense. Or they want to make it themselves. Or they want to make it themselves. If they truly want Italian food, I'm sure that old grandfather could do it. I mean, i mean but my grandma, as an Italian-American, you know, she she would never go out for Italian food. She'd make it her fucking self. Yeah. and it was usually better And it was usually better than the restaurant. Oh, I'm sure it is. It's like, um and I love my cousin. Shout out to my cousin, ah Nick. Nicky the Good on TikTok. He's blowing up on TikTok right now. But um I remember one time he, I wanted to meet up with him in Manhattan. And
Speaker: ah he was trying to, he, I could tell he was trying to find a good place to take me. And I forgot the name of the place, but he, he was like, Oh, I found this Mexican place, you know, because you guys are visiting from LA and I'm like, yeah, but we're surrounded by Mexican food all the time. Like, but of course, like I knew he was just trying and I'm like, ah, let's go, you know, I'll have a taco or two, but, uh, was it good? Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, it was good. I agree i mean, it I mean, I the L the L.A. area, California, especially Southern California, definitely has some of the best tacos I've ever had. of my life Oh, yeah. I am very fortunate to be. I think I've talked about this place before. I'm very fortunate to be walking distance um from an amazing Mexican restaurant. And I joke about how good it is, because when I order, it's difficult because they don't speak much English. And that's how you know it's that's how you know it's good.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah. so there's actually there's actually a There's actually a taco spot in Kew Gardens. um I forget what it's called exactly. like El Rincon something, I forget. But um comparable, the closest thing I've had comparable to California tacos.
Speaker: Oh, nice. And my friend who's from LA, and I were both like, these are the best lengua tacos we've had on this side of the Mississippi. Oh, hell yeah. some Yeah, so... ah But the Olive Garden, I went there also for the Endless Pasta Bowl. And man, I could not. yeah You know what they do? i don't know if people know this Endless Pasta Bowl. But when you order your first dish, they bring out a big ass fucking plate of pasta. And then all the continuous ones after that are little bowls. So the idea is that they're trying to fill you up so you don't really order too much afterward.
Speaker: And, uh, yeah, I got, I only got through my first plate. i was ah I was a, good avenue more I was a pasta pansy dude. And, but I did, i out of like spite, I fought through it and I, uh, ordered a second plate. Anyway, this is very riveting, but I just wanted to tell people that, you know what, what was the possible?
Speaker: um the kind of past we I got angel hair with spicy Alfredo and fried shrimp. And then the second one was um just classic marinara with meatballs and rigatoni, but I did not finish it.
Speaker: And, but I was just, i wanted to kind of give a shout out that you did meatballs and rigatoni. Yeah. That's a weird combo, man. Yeah. Well, I already did like an angel hair, so i already did like the stringy. I had to do something different.
Speaker: had to change it up, Ron. All right. I had to change it up. But even though we're making fun of it, I kind of want to talk it up. It's not a bad place to go if you're just going for like, look, it's kind of the argument I make where, you know, if I want McDonald's, I want McDonald's. I don't want a burger. If I want a burger, I'll get a burger. But if I want McDonald's, I want McDonald's. And that's the same way I look at all of our if I want if I want Taco Bell, I'm going to go get Taco Bell.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. If i want a taco, I'm going to go to that Mexican spot. by Right, by right. and So it's good in its own league. And it's it's, you know, the breadsticks are great and endless pasta. Like, it's not a bad deal. It's not a bad deal. Like, if you're just going, you don't give a fuck. You're like, I don't, I'm not trying to I'm not trying to, you know.
Speaker: For what it is. Get the best meatballs in town. No, I mean, you're going you going for affordability. You're going for decent food. It's not the greatest Italian American cuisine, but it is good. It's all bagged. It's all bagged sauce. ah it's not It's not my favorite stuff. I mean, even... No. I don't think they do gluten-free options.
Speaker: I don't know if they do gluten-free pasta there. I don't know. They but they got to. They got to. they That's their... To the internet! I know. Internet. Can we get these interns on here? Guys? Oh, ah one of the interns, the one in the black shirt today, he was giving you the finger earlier. meant to tell you that.
Speaker: Oh, that's where that's why I felt something up my ass. Yeah. Wow. Wow. I knew someone was giving me the finger. um but they do have a gluten-free menu. I was going to say, let's, let's go to the Olive Garden. but They do not offer certified. It provides a gluten sensitive menu, gluten-free, gluten-free rotini pasta soups. I mean, yeah, if if you're really, if you're a gluten-free person, you really have nothing else to fucking eat. There's your option.
Speaker: You know, you I ordered something. I was in Orlando at Halloween Horror Nights and I ordered a gluten sensitive thing. It was like a bowl of rice and chicken and it was very tasty. But I felt I felt it afterwards. You went to Horror Nights?
Speaker: I did. it went to Halloween Horror Nights. Wow. Are you still broke? Because those tickets are fucking expensive. Not only do we get the tickets, we get the express passes as well. Oh, my God. like so we that's why i so That's why you're in a dumpster right now. So the people that can't see, he's literally in a dumpster.
Speaker: We we are spend a lot of money to do that trip. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And we stayed and we stay and we stay at the hotel ah on the resort, like all on premises. Oh, my God. Ron. Is this all the guys?
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. the Oh, fuck. I wish I was there. i used to be a scare actor. I did it for three years. Did you really? Yeah. Did they have? Well, I had a mask on, Ron. Oh, OK.
Speaker: But ah did they um how they have ah an obsession maze? ah No, no. I think they have back rooms. No, I didn't do any of that. We did the haunted houses. We hit up all 10 haunted houses.
Speaker: And well, i mean, those are like the mazes, right? this I guess. Yeah. The obsession. No, they didn't have an obsession. That wouldd be creepy. um Even though I haven't seen the movie, that'd be really fucking creepy. L.A. did. The L.A. might have. Yeah, they had the one in Orlando had a Hellraiser.
Speaker: Oh, really? which was pretty oh my God, dude. I fucking love Hellraiser. Never seen the movie. I'm familiar with it, but it was pretty cool. It's it's it's a it's kind of like a sexual thing. It's like sexual horror.
Speaker: It's the idea of like people get that get so fucking kinky. They have to summon demons to do sexual shit to them. So that's, that's what the cube is. If you solve the cube, you release the Cenobites and they do but at the end of the day, they kill you. So I don't understand why you would ever summon them. I get the most amazing sex of my life. And then I die.
Speaker: Kind of. The idea is that they sell you the same amount of pleasure and pain. That's the whole idea. That's probably how I'm going to go anyway. So it's fine. Let's But yeah, tell me more about it. Tell me more about it. How was the Hellraiser maze? That one was really cool. That haunted house was really cool. lot of like intestines and stuff like that. Oh, bet.
Speaker: Pinhead. Chained up. Pinhead was there a few times. Awesome. Hell yeah. Oh, what else? There was an Ozzy Osbourne one. Really? Oh. So that one wasn't really scary.
Speaker: Was it like sad? No, it was just the best music a haunted house has ever had. Yeah. Was there an Aussie ghost? There was like an Aussie creep thing. And like, yes, Aussie spirit. i was it It was cool though. It was cool. That's cool. ah they They did a stranger of things. One stranger of things series. do it every year.
Speaker: They do. This one wasn't their best. However, it gave me the best scare. The jump scare, the jump scares use like, you know, the scare actors like pop out of the corners. yeah Don't usually scare me.
Speaker: I usually laugh at them and. You haven't been when I've been there, brother. But I think that I attribute to a lot of things in New York of people just kind of always jumping out and surprises, you know. Right, right. This guy holds a knife up to me. I'm like, oh, just another day. New York is just a twenty four seven Halloween Horror Nights mix. Exactly. So, kind of. But this one – Me and my buddy, I'm not going to say which buddy, Kyle. We're freaking out. We're walking into this like kitchen and the Demogorgon just jumps right up and from behind. We're both like, oh, shit.
Speaker: So that it actually scared us. um Oh, that's cool. I mean, I don't know if it was smart, considering I may have had a heart attack to go to 10 haunted houses and ride roller coasters. Yeah, I think OK.
Speaker: Yeah, I think I'm all right. I looked at your report. Oh, thank you. Thank you. yeah ah It was fun, though. It was a lot of fun. mean, Art House was great. ah Olive Garden, Halloween Horror. Yeah, so I got gluten.
Speaker: So I was kind of like struggling though whole the whole trip. Yeah, I was going to say, did you go in the the gluten maze? That would have been scary. Yeah, it's kind of... Well, so we went on, I think it was either The Mummy, The Men in Black ride, or...
Speaker: The Harry Potter, it was the Harry Potter ride. was great fucking Oh, I love, yeah, the Forbidden Journey. Yeah, something, yeah. Yeah, I love that ride. The bar went right down tight on my stomach. yeah And I'm like, I'm going to shit on this fucking ride. I can feel it now.
Speaker: I didn't, but oh God, I felt like I was going to shit on the ride. but yeah you're about to You're about to be a serious brown. Yeah, so I would not, ah but back to the, you know, as far as the gluten, I don't think I would do Olive Garden gluten-free, even if it offered.
Speaker: Yeah, I mean, it it was like an in-the-moment thing. I'm like, oh, this is kind of fun. because i'm Also, I'm doing it ironically. you know It's not like I'm a frequent Olive Garden goer. how However, out of all those like chain restaurants, my favorite is probably Applebee's.
Speaker: Dude, you know what's funny about Applebee's? Or was it? It might have been Chili's. and BJ's Brewhouse is also very good, too. Okay. Yeah. I ironically went to a Chili's once with a friend chirs good tears and then we found out how cheap their beer is. And we're like, why don't we come here all the time? Oh, because we don't want to be regulars at Chili's. That's why. Yeah, no. But like but but you in our hometown, that's a thing. People are regulars at Applebee's and Chili's and stuff like that.
Speaker: But when you're getting 20 ounce pints for, you know, six to eight dollars or whatever, like you can't beat that. right right And they're giving you two for one sometimes. You really can't beat those specials. So yeah I don't fault anybody for going to Chili's or Applebee's or TGI Friday's, which is a good one, and going to sit at the bar and drink. Hell yeah. That's another one I haven't been to. We should all do it more often.
Speaker: Let's do it. um Well, I wanted to ask you a question, too. I don't know if you would have the answer to this, but i remember I was riding my bike past the airport and I saw LAPD helicopter just like come in hot.
Speaker: onto the runway and like almost like land it like skid down a little bit. Like if had fucking wheels, which it didn't. And then it like would take off again and like it landed again. And I'm like, is this like, are they using the runway as practice? I don't, it was so bizarre. That's the only thing I can think of. They're using it as practice.
Speaker: Yeah. Cause it came down hard. Like it was an emergency, but obviously it wasn't, um, it had to have been practice. And they must have got the clearing from, you know.
Speaker: They had to get the clearing from ATC. Yeah, of course. Burbank, they had to. Yeah. um Yeah, I don't know, because I believe helicopters and airplanes are on two completely different systems. So. Okay. Just a weird thing I noticed. No, nothing about that.
Speaker: Okay. Nothing about that. But, um yeah, how ah how have you been doing, though, Ron? How was... So, I mean, in regards to what? My life in general?
Speaker: Yeah, I mean, i know that, um like, i yeah my basically, i have a I have a common story. Yeah, no, um... For those of you that have been listening early on in the episodes, um sometimes my cat Sugar would come in the room and kind of jump around and want to be next to me. And it's like, no, sweetheart, I'm recording right now. I can't do that.
Speaker: And then I'm worried she's going to like step on my soundboard and shit like that. I'm like, ah. right um Unfortunately, we put her down this past Friday. ah she She had surgery on a so on a benign cyst that was like open, and if we didn't take care of it, it was going to go septic.
Speaker: So we took care of that, and then she was fine for a bit, and then she wasn't eating. she wasn't duwe Her bathroom habits were not consistent.
Speaker: um Did some more tests, and then we find out, I think Thursday we found out, that it was like a, it was cancer, like stomach cancer or something like that. And there was no treatment.
Speaker: And by that time she wasn't eating. She was just kind of laying there in agony. So on Friday we, and unfortunately I was in Florida when it happened. So I had to kind of watch the whole thing.
Speaker: We put her down on on Friday. She was 19 years old. 19 years old, we spent a lot... Maybe 20. We're not sure when she was born exactly. She she was 19, 20.
Speaker: um We spent a lot of money to take care of that cat. At one point of her life, she almost needed her jaw removed. Jeez. luckily, she... Her jaw just kind of popped open, so they were able to not have to remove the jaw. She broke her jaw one time and never like you know told us like yeah cat cats hide their their pain. And the bones fused together, so she could only open her mouth like...
Speaker: Like, a dish? A little bit, yeah. Yeah. Well, I'm sorry to hear that. That was like 10 years ago we did that surgery. So that surgery kept her alive for 10 years longer. So yeah, we put her down. um and if anybody's ever put down a pet before, if anybody's had a pet, lost a pet, um it is one of the hardest pains you have to go through. um i I don't think I've cried...
Speaker: overhuman this much. Right. Like, I've been... i will be completely honest. Since Friday, there's not been one day that I did not choke up or just start tears streaming down my face. Yeah. i It's my first animal as an adult.
Speaker: Like, my animal. Not like a family animal. My animal. It's my wife's first pet ever in life. Wow. So, um... How did she deal? Oh, she's a trooper. I'll give her that. She did very well. but um Oh, it's rough. Yeah, I mean, i came home I came home Monday from my trip seeing family and friends, and there was nobody there to greet me.
Speaker: Nobody there to say hi to me. I'm like, fuck, man. It's those moments that, like, you like things that you don't realize until after. like Yeah, it's like I expect to turn the corner, and there she is just lying there.
Speaker: Right, right. there is ah There's definitely an emptiness in the house, but yet there's also a presence of her at the same time. Yeah. it's Really freaking weird. um And then, of course, my phone listens to me. Uh-huh. So then there's just the algorithm of grieving with your pet.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. This so fucking weird. And then like then like this one cat video pops up, and I may have mentioned this in the podcast before, but it says... um The caption reads, like, when you get to heaven, this one's been waiting for you.
Speaker: And it's like a cat running through the field to see you And I'm like, fuck, I'm choking up right now. Yeah, yeah. It's like, fuck, man. Why are you doing this? yeah. Dude, I mean, this is different. But, like, even during a a breakup, I was getting, like, breakup videos. Like, it's it's like what...
Speaker: It's like, can can I not be just a target product for one second? Yeah, I don't know what I mean. Can I not? Is that possible? And then they get like to the whole animal medium things. I'm like, oh, yeah, I'm not saying I don't believe that stuff, but it's just like, my God.
Speaker: Yeah. but um And then your little things like you might hear a me out. You might like she's jumping the bed. I feel like she might jump on the bed. Or like last night, we're sitting on the bed and I thought she was gonna come up from the side and jump up like she used to.
Speaker: Just kind of said, hi, I'm here. So, um yeah, it's it's a big loss. um You know, it's... ah well We're not going to get a cat again right away. We're kind of just going to take a break from an animal.
Speaker: yeah But if a cat comes in into sorry if a cat comes into my ah life, like a friend's like, oh we got kittens, you want one? Yeah. yeah i'll take one what it I mean, have you seen videos of like the cat distribution center?
Speaker: Do you know what that is? oh So it's really fun. Sounds like a cat brothel. No, no, no, no. That's ah that's that that. You want some pussy, baby? Yeah, yeah exactly. ah Cat distribution center is an idea where like if you see videos and people are walking around and like a kitten or a cat just happens to come out of fucking nowhere and like loves you.
Speaker: And that's that's supposed to mean that the cat distribution center sent that cat out for you. And so so it's like, if a cat finds you, it's like, they're adopting you like, Oh, I found you. You have to take me home now.
Speaker: Like that's the cat distribution center. So if that happens, I know I'm, I know like my, my girlfriend wants a cat so bad, probably more than anything in the world. And if that ever happens, I know I'm like done. I'm like, Nope, I guess we have a cat now, you know?
Speaker: So in Italy, a cat's going to find you. Oh, yeah. Oh, dude, there's cats all over. Yeah, yeah. It's like, how do we how do we sneak this cat into the States? um Nah, Trump would probably send ICE on him. um this cat ah Does this cat have its papers? I'm not sure. It that looks like a it does it looks like an Italian cat. I don't know. I like that the Italians, but you to have papers to come here I notice it it doesn't have an American accent on the meow. It's not a real, not an American accent, it's a lot of meows. they Quite frankly, it meowed Bongiorno at me, so I don't know. yeah
Speaker: um But yeah, I know I was talking about the LAPD helicopter before, but something weird has been to transition very smoothly. Very poorly. I think this is the worst transition ever. So anyway, helicopters. Eddie, Ron, you got that. Oh, okay. Sorry to hear that. Helicopters.
Speaker: I eased into the cat distribution center and, you know, um sorry look, well we this is still animal related. What I'm about to talk about. How's about that? And it's um a story that you found.
Speaker: What was that? Me? Dude, that's the same sound as... um When you eat a mushroom in Mario. Yeah, ah Super Mario specifically. yeah wow Wow, you got it.
Speaker: Yep. um I have an erection anyway. Yeah, great. i so um And I just came. But um what happened what's happening with... This is kind What's happening with ah kind of an animal-related thing with pilots or something? So, oh, God, I will talk on this because um his name is...
Speaker: Tommy Tuberville. Is that his real name? Yes. Senator Tommy Tuberville. I'm voting for Tuberville. Let's live in Tuberville. Of Alabama. Tuberville sounds like like a place that like Logan Paul would like make.
Speaker: Tuberville. In the video, Tommy Tuberville is basically saying that pilots, flight attendants, and air traffic controllers are all...
Speaker: furries what okay let's let's let's listen to this really quick and then i want to hear your commentary many airline pilots flight attendants and air traffic controllers are part of the furry community lord help us it's terrifying when you think about this when you walk onto a commercial flight It's possible that the pilot flying your plane could have a deranged fetish of dressing up like an animal.
Speaker: You can't make this up. As somebody who's a flight attendant, are some of us furries? Yeah, maybe. Maybe. Absolutely. He has a point, you're saying?
Speaker: No, I know because everyone's like, a lot A lot of us like to go to Comic-Con. What's the one in Atlanta called? There's that one in Atlanta that everyone likes go DragonCon. DragonCon, yeah.
Speaker: So there's a lot of conventions and you know a lot of us are are awesome nerds that we really like to go to. These things. So the furry thing, I've never met a furry flight attendant in my ah in my job. um I've never met a furry pilot. Yet. And the only air traffic controllers I ever spoke to were the ones that came to Bingo and got, before the pandemic, and got completely wasted.
Speaker: they I mean, they let loose. Wow. So are we all furries? No. No, we're not. Are some of us?
Speaker: Yeah, maybe. But here's my thing. If we're furries, so what? Right. If we like to dress up... If you can land the plane, who cares? if we like Yeah, and if I can save you, during if I can evacuate a plane properly, yeah, if we like to...
Speaker: We like to dress up as animals and fuck. What's wrong with that? just don't think there's anything wrong. Just don't don't, you know, don't purr in my ear if ah if what I'm about to get on the slide. what Would I dress up as an animal?
Speaker: Like, you know, as like a fox or a panda bear or something and have a sex? Panda bear. You know what? I might. I might. i not If it's a really sexy fox, you know, yeah why i would be my wife. So if she wanted if she wanted to go down this road, I'd be like, who is a fox? Am I right? Oh,
Speaker: if she wanted to go down this road, I'd be like, all right, let's try.
Speaker: Never talk about my wife again. son of you a You son of a bitch. yeah But yeah, I mean, would I? Yeah, I'd be open to it. i'm not I don't care that much. I don't think it's a big deal.
Speaker: Yeah, you know I get it. Like, it's just such an odd thing to, like, try to win voters on. You know, it's like the, you know, remember the, like, story of that they said some student needed a litter box to, like, shit in because they believe they're a cat? Like, that which was not true, by the way. But it's like that. like, what are we, how are, why are we trying to win people over this way? I don't, I literally don't understand. I also don't think he has the concept of furries.
Speaker: Like it's not an everyday thing. It's a kind of of a hobby or a fetish or just a fun thing you like to do. um Now, I do have problems with people that consider themselves like part dog or part fox or something like that. I'm like, all right, you want to dress up as a furry, fine. But if you're trying to get everyone to use your, you know, pronouns as a fox, like, okay, stop. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker: Please stop. Like that's... Or if you describe your dog as gender fluid, ah you know, like, okay, stop. yeah I really hate the people that try to make their pets ah vegan. What they are. So the vegan thing with pets, a cat, absolutely not.
Speaker: no No, no, no, no, no. Cats are obligate carnivores. No. Dogs, you can do it if you get them the right nutrition. It has to be the right thing. However... That dog fucking hates you.
Speaker: I mean, however, I've seen dogs thrive on a vegan diet, but at the same time, that's not natural for the dog. But if you can get the dog the proper nutrients and vitamins and stuff like that...
Speaker: That's just a dog being like, no, I'm happy. No, no, no, no. We're happy. We're happy. we're no i mean if you taking If you take the dog to the vet and the vet says everything's great with the animal, then... What is there to argue? but Yeah, but you could feed me raw broccoli and the doctor could be like, oh Robert's great. But I'm like, I fucking hate my life. let's Listen, listen, listen.
Speaker: It can be done with dogs. Cats, say I wouldn't do it. No. It's it's like ah it can be done, but should it? You know what I mean? Like I said, if the dog's healthy, other a cat like a cats, no. Cats, completely different animal. No.
Speaker: No, no, yeah no. I bet you anything that dog's going to be sneaking into that cat food. this because of it Because if a cat is on the street, it's not going to go run for, um you know, if if there's like some leftover cornflakes, it's not going to go eat that. It's going to go for the the mouse that's trying to eat the cornflakes.
Speaker: Right, right. A dog's probably just going everything. So, yeah, that's that's where I stand on that. All right. Well, that's that's just me. I mean, you know, but then again, I'm not a vet. I'm not a pet nutritionist.
Speaker: You know, that's or just an opinion, people. And, ah you know, there might be some pilots that are furries. And honestly, i don't give a fuck. There's nothing wrong with that.
Speaker: Yeah. exactly I don't know what that was. Is that your furry voice? Yeah. No, this is my furry voice. You know, you know, you sounded like, you yeah, you were going into, what's his name again? Where's your little turtle? Yeah.
Speaker: You want to come hide in my shell? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, God. Oh, God. You're you were doing um what's his name again? The first time Jiminy Jiminy Glick. Yeah, I wasn't I wasn't trying to. It just happened. It's kind of like a Jiminy Glick. Charlie Day met each other kind of thing. Yeah. Yeah. i was just like, ah oh, he hasn't he hasn't interviewed Charlie Day, huh?
Speaker: Oh, that would be fun. That would be fun. Is there, is there one that, is there someone that he could, I'm trying to think like, who's a good, who's a good person to interview? um Oh, you know, I think, I mean, I'm a big fan of Adam Ray. I know you're not familiar with him, but he would be a there's the Adam Ray show on Netflix as well. Uh,
Speaker: Yeah, Adam Ray, if you if you're listening to me right now, which I assume you definitely are, he's an avid listener of the podcast. Try to get Jimny Glick to interview interview you.
Speaker: Yeah, I said the sentence, right? That would be great. That would be great. That would be great. If you want to be great, do that. If you don't, that's fine. you know Not everyone can be great. All right, moving on.
Speaker: Let me ask you this, buddy. something ah Is anything bothering you this week? Um, yeah. Something's bothering you? Kind of for real. Like, this isn't a joking rant? Like, you're actually mad? Yeah, I kind of am.
Speaker: Well, tell me about it, Robert! Alright.
Speaker: Uh, I do have a ranty thing that I heard that, well, a ranty thing I want to rant about. Um, there, uh, I don't even know how to get into this, but I heard, um,
Speaker: there was There were people talking about, I'm being really vague with this, but there were people talking about ah interviews, job interviews, and how it's a deal breaker if they see you with a coffee.
Speaker: If they see you sipping a coffee during a Zoom interview. Or like an ice ice coffee. Now here's the thing. After giving us some thought and calming down, because I recently had a job interview... yeah I recently had a job interview and I was sipping coffee and and a lot of the interview was really fun. And it was all like we were all talking about the coffee mug.
Speaker: It was and in a genuine way, not in a like, oh, I'm like, oh, look how unprofessional you are. But we're cracking jokes about it. No, it was like. We had fun. it It was ah an amazing job interview. And then I hear like from an somewhere else that like that is a deal breaker.
Speaker: And it just what set me off was that not that I... Well, yeah, if I didn't get... Let's say I didn't get the job based off of that. That would be bullshit because my argument is that it's fucking... like The world is fucking hard enough.
Speaker: And if you want to take a sip of coffee during a job interview... While you're at home, by the way, I understand... I understand you're on you're on a Zoom call meeting for a job interview. You're not going to show up in your pajamas. Obviously, there's some kind of etiquette, right? But dude, there's fucking people sipping coffee on a late night show. Like there's sipping coffee out of a mug while in a discussion with someone. What's the big deal, really? So and I would hate for someone to lose out on a job position that can change their life because they saw them sipping on a coffee. Now, I could say that if it's if and if it's an iced coffee and you're shaking it around and it's distracting, I get it. But, like, I don't know. What what are your thoughts on, like, that?
Speaker: I can see both sides. Yeah. To this, I really can. um would Have I ever taken a coffee into an interview? No. No, I wouldn't have either. No. Not into an interview. So if I'm interviewing even over a Zoom call,
Speaker: No, no, no, no, no. Do you think it should be a deal breaker? Do you think they should not hire you because of it? As somebody ask him i ask somebody who's hired people before, if it If you can't... See, right now. if you kick If you can't give me your full attention, even if it's just to take that cup of coffee, because there was a split second in your mind, like, oh, I want coffee. And you weren't, you kind of tuned out for a second. And my company means that much to me?
Speaker: Then, yeah, I could kind of see that point of view. Also... pull the stick out of your ass. It's just a fucking coffee. Right. My argument is that it comes from like this kind of elitist mindset. I think where I don't know, like the world's fucking hard enough, man. Like, and if this person takes a sip of coffee, that has nothing to do about their work ethic. Like it's just kind of bull agreed. i Agreed. You might be losing out on a perfect candidate just because they are on three hours of sleep because their kid kept them up all night and they kind of need coffee in their own home to rejuvenate. Right. Right. Like I want to walk in with a Starbucks latte to a coffee meeting. You know what i mean? But it's just a different vibe. That's my argument. I wouldn't, I wouldn't say no to a candidate if I saw them sip in a mug. Um, in fact, I'd be like, Oh dude, I love coffee too. This is great. Um,
Speaker: But anyway, that was just my little rant and that really ticked me off in real life. and But I'm over it now. I'm over it now, Ron. Are you?
Speaker: I think so. I think so. Are you sure? to sipping coffee. I'm going to be chugging my coffee deliberately every day. Well, every interview. I had a cup of coffee already. i might.
Speaker: Okay. I might make another one. Yeah. Yeah. yeah I might make another one. I don't know. haven't decided yet. All right. um So that's kind of my little rant. But ah anyway, something more like engaging. might Maybe we begin to the sports world. I don't know. what what What sports are even going on today, Ron? Oh, Robert. No.
Speaker: Yeah, you can still talk. wrong we got Warm introduction, Robert. Here we go, Robert. I wanted my introduction. And we have hockey season starts today, Robert. That's right. Hockey season starts today. do I know what teams are playing? No. No, I don't. I just know that my Tampa Bay Lightning are not playing. They will play Wednesday starting with the New York Rangers home opener.
Speaker: Coincidental, Robert. However, the most important thing right now is that the Major League Baseball 2026 postseason is starting. And first off, we have the Chicago White Sox playing the Houston Astros. And then we have one of the greatest rivalries in all of sports, the Boston Red Sox playing the New York Yankees for the spot, for the wild card spot. Over to the National League, we have the Philadelphia Phillies playing the Atlanta Braves.
Speaker: And then we have the Chicago Cubs playing the San Diego Padres, the faithful. Robert, whoever wins Chicago-Houston plays Cleveland. Whoever wins Boston-New York plays Tampa Bay. Whoever wins Philly-Atlanta plays the Dodgers, Robert. know you're excited about that.
Speaker: And whoever wins Cubs and Padres play the Milwaukee Brewers. Robert, I am excited about this one. I really hope Tampa Bay could go all the way. If they do, I win $240 from the state of Nevada.
Speaker: So that's all I have to say. It's postseason. Let's go baseball. All right. And if you lose, then you will just be playing with yourself. um All right.
Speaker: That's a win, Robert. That is a win. ah That's just, tobbby I'd be out 20 bucks. I was in, i was in Reno in a casino. Did not mean to run, but it was fun. Yeah, it was fun. And I was like, I just put 20 bucks for the Rays to win the whole thing. And the fact that they won the division, they had the best in the American league and they might actually make it to the world series. I don't know if they'll win it, but they can make it. I think they're very capable. Yeah. The Rays might have been one of the best teams all season. So we might actually have a chance for once. And um I tell everybody this in the event, the Rays win the world series have my bail money ready.
Speaker: Cause I'm going oh nuts. You're committing a crime. i'll I'll probably commit a crime and I will be like the only one in New York actually gives a shit. ah But um yeah, all my friends know I'll be so happy.
Speaker: All right. um And you you kept that you kept that voice going. It wasn't bad. It faded at one point, but it was a bad one. Yeah, it was nice. um It's a little hard to talk like that for an extended period of time. I don't know. For an extended period of time. I don't know how they did that in the... ah in the 40s and 50s. I don't know how they did that. Roberto Clemente up to the plate.
Speaker: Roberto Clemente hits a high fly. Roberto Clemente, hi, man. The Pirates win. Right, right. Yeah, it sounds engaging. That's what I have to say.
Speaker: Yeah, no, it definitely it definitely ah holds your attention. I'll i'll say that. Yeah, but hey, um, Do you have any, um, this, I don't even know how to start this. Do you have any cold jokes today, Ron?
Speaker: I do. I have one, buddy. Okay. I got one as well. Let's get right into it. While the intro is going, I'm going to fix my fucking blinds because they are going absolutely insane. And it's, I'm getting angry.
Speaker: I'm about to rant again. So let's just like get into cold jokes. All right. Okay. All right. Let's do it.
Speaker: and This is cold jokes as Robert fixes blinds. Basically, what happens here is I write a joke. Robert writes joke, maybe two or three. We've never read them to each other. We have no idea what's going to come out on the other page. um And then we read them.
Speaker: And that's why that that's it. Yeah. So, um Robert, you want to start this one today? You want me to do it? um I think last time i i read your joke. Oh, no, you you read my joke first. I'll read yeah your joke first.
Speaker: All right, fine. I mean, I usually read your joke first. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll change it up. You know, but we always got to be up ah ah above the curve or whatever. What does the Joker say? i don't know. All right, here we go.
Speaker: From Ron. If we can all agree the aviation workers are furries, then we can all agree that Republicans are gay. At least when the furries go to to a convention, we don't crash grinder.
Speaker: yeah That's true. bum bomb Win. That's a win, if I ever heard one. That's a good one. All right, here's mine. Here we go. Oh, it's big. I mean, long. Oh, God.
Speaker: Here we go. Anticipation. oh there's a lot of jokes. Jesus Christ. Oh, there I know. There was a case in 2024 involving seven male Cornell students.
Speaker: The case alleged the students raped a woman and New York state prosecutors have recently reopened the investigation. I think I did read about this. Some are asking why was this case even closed in the first place?
Speaker: Well, to answer the question, let me reread the introduction of the joke. There was a case in 2024 involving seven male Cornell students. so Hmm.
Speaker: I mean, I get on. Yeah, I mean, male students at Cornell. at Cornell. And the case closed. Jeez, I wonder why. How'd they get away with it?
Speaker: I don't understand. i don't know, Robert. I don't know. Okay. I don't know. Well, um that's, ah I mean, that's that's cold jokes for you.
Speaker: You got two of them. Ice cold, guys. Ice cold. But hey, you know, Anyway, I'll just say that that was cold jokes. Dying from your cold jokes.
Speaker: Yeah, what an excellent outro. But guess what we got today? what um Hold on, don't don't say anything yet. Guess what we got today? Now we can talk about it. um Does it go and so as it go inside me?
Speaker: um It can. It's questionable. I mean, i mean like can it penetrate me? Uh, yeah, yeah, it it can. And can they all answers be formed in a question?
Speaker: Something like that. So we have a penetrating question? What? We have a...
Speaker: All right. Well, we do have a penetrating question today. This is from, by the way, penetrating questions is our segment is where you can write into the show. It's completely anonymous. We honestly have no idea who it is writing. And you can do that via our Instagram bio. You'll see a link tree and you just type in the question. And that's really it. Simple as that. I thought is when we penetrated each other and then we just stood there and asked questions.
Speaker: Right. Yeah. um Yeah. I say keep the questions for after, you know. Exactly. What the fuck is wrong with me? I don't know. i don't know. It's my show. I'll do what I want. Yeah. All right. This is coming from 069. 069. So I'm going to say it how I say it for bingo.
Speaker: Okay. Oh, 69. like nine Oh, 69. Oh, that's good. i like that. I like that. That's funny. I put a pause in there to get everybody excited and sometimes I'll go, oh, 64. Oh,
Speaker: Yeah, you know, guy care i can't I can't be that predictable, you know? Right. No, you you keep it fresh. But um go ahead. You may. Yeah. Yeah. It it sounds like the sex position. 69. Anyway, the question is, what counts as entry to the Mile High Club? Would a handy count? Didn't. ah So I think I just heard. i don't know who wrote into this, but I think someone asked this before. They might be a fan of the Adam Ray show because this was just asked on that show. OK, so.
Speaker: As somebody who walks the aisles, making sure nobody's given a handy. Whoa, what a narc. um Does it get you in the Mile High Club? no No. No, you have to fuck.
Speaker: You have to fuck. You gotta to go all the way for that. However... Don't fucking do it at all. Don't do anything sexual on a flight.
Speaker: Ever? Ever. Ever sexual? Oh, on a flight. Yeah, don't do it on a flight. No, just don't. Why? Why? it's Just, just, Why? Because you can't, it's public sex. You can't do that on a flight. No, I'm in the bathroom.
Speaker: No! Two people don't go in the bathroom together. Usually, like, no, one at a time. Get the fuck out. Uh, you know. Hey, man, don't be such a square, man. Listen, that's paperwork I have to fill out. I don't want to fucking deal with that, okay? Look, if I'm going to fill out something, you got to fill out something, all right?
Speaker: So we're going to make the Mile High Club together? Is that what you're telling Well, i man, i you fill out paperwork. I'm filling vagina. Have I ever caught anybody doing any anything on a flight?
Speaker: No. Have there been times I thought I did? Yes. OK. Oh, yeah. Quite a few. Sometimes she'll lay on his lap and I'm just like, the fuck is going on?
Speaker: Yeah. You know. Well, um the only way I could see getting away with it is um specifically on a flight from Vegas to Burbank. So Vegas to Burbank and Burbank to Vegas. There are flights like.
Speaker: You're very short flights and they happen a lot. Like kind of, if I dare say Burbank kind of specializes in flights to Vegas because it's so close. um And so because of that, there's a lot of times. Better than going Oh yeah.
Speaker: But because of that, usually, especially on the way home to Burbank, ah there a lot most times, I would say nine out of 10 times I have the whole aisle to myself because there's not many people, especially it's a late night.
Speaker: Yeah, row, row, style not aisle. um There's usually a lot of empty seats. And so you could get away with it in a Burbank flight. And ah yeah, but to answer this person's question, um yeah, I would agree with you, Ron. It's not, I feel like there could be another term. There's got to be another term for it without banging.
Speaker: I mean, the half mile club, maybe. Yeah, maybe something like that. You run a half marathon, you run a full marathon, you want to get the full mile high. Right, right. I could see like half mile club. I mean, don't fucking do it, but.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah, guys, do it. Don't do anything. No handies, no blowjobs. Don't do any of that stuff on the plane. I don't even want you making eye contact. Yeah. Yeah. Don't look at me. Don't touch me either.
Speaker: Look straight into the fucking safety manual. Look straight into that. and Don't. Yeah. Do you ever see people that you i don't know we talked about this before. Raw dog. And ah ah this is kind of funny. The raw dog in the flight thing. Yeah.
Speaker: I have seen it before. then That's. Could you do it? Yeah, I could do it. Sure. Yeah. um I guess depends on how long the flight is, of course. Like, I don't think. Obviously, I can't do that for Italy. i would go insane. I'd be a crazy person.
Speaker: I've seen people do it on like a three hour flight. Yeah. Why? Why, though? I think it's falling into like the serotonin cleanse where you like you don't give yourself any stimulation or something.
Speaker: That's what I heard. I always bring my Switch. I always have my Nintendo Switch. But it's funny because like you see these... It's usually young guys that do it. You see these young guys, and they're sitting there on a red-eye flight...
Speaker: TV's off. No, the phone's not in their hand. They're just sitting there. No book, nothing. And they just look pissed off. Yeah. I'm like, dude, read a book. Yeah.
Speaker: Like do something. ah You don't have to punish yourself. It's like um it's ah it's kind of came from a Elaine's boyfriend played by Patrick Warburton. OK, he raw dogged it because he was just staring forward. There's a whole wasn't he the devil's fan as well.
Speaker: yeah ah Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, ah yeah. was like, what did he say? What was that? Because he comes out. They're going to like a a game and he comes out with face paint. Yep, that's the one he has out there. And he's like, that's my face paint. I'm not.
Speaker: Yeah. what What was the name of the team? It was the Devils. He's a New Jersey Devils fan. yeah Yeah, the Devils. And he would be like, oh, go Devils! Like, he'd just scream out of nowhere. And Elaine's like, what the fuck? Like, up dude, he was like one of the best characters on Seinfeld. Holy shit.
Speaker: I mean, jessica Jessica's a Devils fan. She's kind of the same way. Yeah. ah there there was ah Sorry, I have to say one more thing. There was also a scene where ah hes he's also Jerry's mechanic. in Seinfeld and yeah um uh he's going down the list of uh like charges and he's like yeah we got a we got a new muffler we got this we got that he's like all right and uh yeah $20 for keys he's like keys yeah how are you gonna start it like he's just like cause this this idiot he's like yeah keys how are you gonna start it that's pretty good impersonation of him
Speaker: Yeah, I mean, it's just... I mean, I do that in... I usually start with... ah Hey, Peter. Yeah, I was going say... The poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison Kuzco's poison.
Speaker: So, I love Patrick Wilburton, though. He is one of my faves. Yeah, he's great. Yeah, he is. Good. Yeah. But, ah yeah, so if you want to make the Mya Odd Club, you got to go all the way. You got to go all the way and make sure Ron is not your flight attendant.
Speaker: Because he will he will be the... ah He will be the what's it called? The the the what is it called? The dick cheese was it called when you caught when you cut someone off. Boner cop blocker, cock blocker.
Speaker: Is that the name of um the the Mark Hamill played in Jane Silent Bob Strike Back? Was Cockblocker? No, Cockknocker. Cockknocker. Okay. Yeah, he had like these giant fists and he had a lightsaber. Anyway, ah but thank you for writing in. i love to raise some penetrating questions. Thank you. Oh, 69. Thank you. Ooh, there we go. i got to come up to i'm one of these days. One of these days, Ron. One of these days. Pow, zoom. I'm going to show up to bingo out of nowhere.
Speaker: this was go You are the second person to have told me that, and i don't believe either of you. Wow. All right. The truth comes out. Well, I'm going on Google flights right now. Oh, actually, here's a good question. And this is for all of our viewers.
Speaker: Again, i don't expect you to have I don't expect you to be the guru of flights, Ron. But, you know, I like your opinion. What do you consider to be the best place to book a flight?
Speaker: Do you think it should be directly through the airline site? I always found that Google flights are the cheapest, but I could be wrong. do you i did I did not know there was a Google Flights until this conversation. Oh my God. Yeah. it's it's I have never found it cheaper than on Google Flights.
Speaker: but So the best place to book a flight is directly through the airline. Okay. The reason why, if something happens...
Speaker: Oh, for like security. It's not security, but for like your flight cancels or something like that. Yeah. Sometimes those third party websites, you know, you have no solution to these problems. They're kind of like you bought the tickets, you bought it through a third party. Nothing. we I've heard my airline do it all the time, saying it at the gate, there's nothing we can do. You bought it through a third party.
Speaker: We have, we have. Yeah. I've lost money by double booking through a third party by a mistake. And they want to give me my money back. Wow, that sucks. So I lost $200. Yeah, so I say book directly through the airline.
Speaker: Okay. it I absolutely agree with you on that, um it but I will say it is so hard because the temptation of those those flight prices on Google Flights are crazy.
Speaker: um And unfortunately, I'm really sad to see Spirit go away. Now we only have Frontier. Yeah, I will say, though, I mean... You know, yeah money talks.
Speaker: So if you're going to pay $400 for your flight from L.A. to Tampa, are you going to pay $150? Right, right. I actually don't, I never really minded a Spirit flight or a Frontier flight. If I'm in the mindset of I am just trying to get from a to B, I honestly don't care.
Speaker: like and this yeah Spirit, when I used to take, when I was a kid, I would take um Tampa to um Atlantic City because it was easier for my family to pick me up from Atlantic City than Newark.
Speaker: So it was easy two-hour flight, nothing crazy. Spirit used to give snacks and stuff like that. Then they got to a point where they changed their model and it's like now you have to pay for everything.
Speaker: Okay. And they stuck with that model for a very long time. And I, ever since that, I'm like, I'm not flying you again. Wow. So then i would take Continental, i would take Delta, I would take JetBlue, I would take whatever's cheaper. You know what I mean? okay That's what I would do. And then I started working for the airlines and now, you know. Right.
Speaker: Have you ever taken, i really don't, oh, I don't think, you might listen to you might have been too young to remember. I mean, all of us would have, but did you, did you ever take a Pan Am flight? Too young. number two yeah um It ended in 91, I think. yeah Unless were kids with our parents and they put us on, but yeah, too young. Yeah. I would have, I wouldn't have known, but mean, they made a whole, foot they made a sitcom of it. It was such a popular airline. now Have I met Pan Am flight attendants throughout the years? Like former Pan Am flight attendants?
Speaker: Absolutely. Wow. Absolutely. And they have nothing but wonderful things to say about that company. Man, that sucks. um But ah yeah, i I will be taking. So I took um like first time I went to Italy, I took Lufthansa and Lufthansa. Lufthansa. I always say it wrong. And it was really nice. This time I am taking, um I believe, American and I've never taken American internationally.
Speaker: So have you heard any good things, any bad things? No, I haven't heard anything bad. I haven't heard anything good. I mean, that it's American Airlines. You know, what kind of know what to expect with them. Yeah. you know ah You're going to meals. Beverages are probably free. yeah Yeah. Sometimes they have like a craft services day. I like on Lufthansa, they had like a section of like, just come up here if you want snacks over here. I've seen that happen before. International flights, they're a bit different. Like they, they really do. Like there, there have been moments where I've been on international flights and I'm like, this is too much food guys. I'm good. I'm good.
Speaker: So transatlantic flights are like that. and Like if I fly to the Dominican Republic, it's not like that. Okay. Yeah. No transatlantic flights are different. Yeah. you yeah You get free meals. There's multiple services. Yeah. I do not work transatlantic flights. I have no desire to work transatlantic flights.
Speaker: So yeah. Okay. That's good to know. by but until they like Until they make me work transatlantic flights. and on Right. um Ooh, there's ah there's a feature on here um on our our software. I know no one gives a fuck, but there's this I'm to see if I can use it. um Anyway, ah speaking of free drinks or drinks in general, yeah is there a...
Speaker: Yeah. Is there, is there, is there something going on? What's, I mean, what's going on? There's been a lot going on in my life. Absolutely. There is a drink today. There is something. Yeah. You need a drink, my brother. In fact, speaking of drinks, I'm going out tonight. I haven't socialized with a friend, dude. I've been working nonstop, no days off. And I am working, I'm working. I'm hanging out with a friend and all we're doing is grabbing Coca-Cola and, uh,
Speaker: It's ah I'm so excited for it. I'm so excited for it. So anyway, just wanted to say that. Robert, that we are done with we are done with the podcast. It is time to close out.
Speaker: Okay. It is time for...
Speaker: So this one, i have ever since I purchased it, I have been because I only bought one can of it and I've been holding on to it for like three weeks. So I'm very excited about it. OK, this one from the I did Downey Cider Pumpkin last week. This is Downey Cider Blueberry Pie.
Speaker: What? Blueberry pie. Blueberry pie. Water, hard cider, fresh brushed apple, sugar, blueberry juice, concentrate, natural flavors, lime, yeah all that crap. um Gluten free. 5% alcohol.
Speaker: Let's see. It says blueberries make everything better. Muffins. Yes. Pancakes. Of course. Pies. Absolutely. Cider. Again. Yes. And then we have here, we got to turn it upside down.
Speaker: Turn it upside down is to shake it up first. yeah. Shaking it up. And then we, this one, they want you to do it. So hopefully it doesn't explode on my face. Oh, that'd be nice.
Speaker: Oh, there we go Get a whiff. That smells like fucking pie. Yeah. it smells like a blueberry pancake or something. Ooh, look at this baby. Ooh, it pours out like a pie too.
Speaker: All chunky? No, it's not chunky. It's all chunky. There's crust in that. Guys who are not watching the video, let me describe it looks like chunks of pie are coming out of the can. It's so bizarre. It's got a very pretty color. It might look a little brown to you, but it's like a nice blueberry color.
Speaker: I don't see color. um Frost and to my cat show.
Speaker: I will drink my Diet Coke.
Speaker: That is lovely. It's lovely. That is lovely. You heard it here first, folks. It's a little tart, but not in a bad way. Uh-huh.
Speaker: Better tart than fart, am I right? Yeah, but it really does it doesn't taste like blueberries. It does kind of emulate like a pie or a muffin or something like that. huh This is a schmeckt sehr gut, Robert. Oh, good. and So instead of like a muffin, you should drink one of those in the morning.
Speaker: You know, if you're if you if you're a patriot and you really care about our founding fathers, John Adams drank a pint of cider every morning. So I say be like John Adams. John Adams drank a whole fucking pie every goddamn morning.
Speaker: And that's why this country is as great as it is. All right, guys. um But hey, this was a fun one. um I will be we got to figure out something. This is like some ah i'm I'm revealing what's behind the curtain a little bit on the show. Yeah, I'm going to be gone for two weeks. We might very we might do like some.
Speaker: quick mini episodes like quick mini mini ones so just letting you know just a little just a little quickie you know quickie under the table and hopefully you come and uh to the show and uh listen but that's uh that's what's probably gonna happen for the next two weeks just letting you know yeah that's that's ron's real laugh by the way all right he's just a squeeze like he's a rubber squeeze doll um yeah or you know what's that rubber chicken like oh
Speaker: Oh God, I fucking i even love that chicken. I know it's so, it's so simple. Oh, I love it. All right, guys. Well, thank you for listening guys. And we'll see you on the next one. by by Hey, everyone. Thanks for listening to today's episode of the Down With DP podcast. If you haven't yet, you can check us out on our socials. We have Instagram at DWDP podcast and on Facebook. Just search Down With DP podcast.
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