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52. Humpty Dumpty the Numpty
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This week we're bringing back british insults at risk of dying out, we try to read each others minds and a dragonish AITA
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Introduction and Banter
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KAFF
but
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gemwesty777
Oh, hello there.
00:00:19
KAFF
Whoa!
00:00:21
gemwesty777
and Welcome back to Talking Shit with a Yank and a Brit. Oh, it's starting again.
00:00:30
gemwesty777
Fucking thing.
00:00:32
KAFF
Leave that in for sure. Hi.
00:00:34
gemwesty777
Hello.
00:00:36
KAFF
That was a nice southern accent you had going on there.
00:00:38
gemwesty777
Well, thank you very much, cowboy.
00:00:41
KAFF
Aren't you sweet? You're just a sweet little page. Bless your heart.
00:00:46
gemwesty777
A little peach.
00:00:50
KAFF
How are you?
00:00:52
gemwesty777
I am okay. Thank you very much. You're right.
00:00:57
KAFF
I am also okay because I don't think I will ever be good again.
00:01:04
gemwesty777
Oh, that's very depressing.
Life's Realities & Political Commentary
00:01:07
KAFF
Yeah, it is, but it's also the reality of our lives, though I've very recently this past weekend and in other, like other recent weeks talked about how my baseline is fine generally. Like I don't often say I'm super great.
00:01:22
gemwesty777
mu good That's good.
00:01:27
KAFF
I'm doing amazingly. I had the greatest time of my life. You know, so you asked me how my trip was and I said, it was fine.
00:01:35
gemwesty777
That's fine.
00:01:35
KAFF
Everything's fine. It's just fine.
00:01:37
gemwesty777
Yeah, it's like how, you know, we say not bad.
00:01:41
KAFF
Yeah, not bad, but not good either.
00:01:43
gemwesty777
No. no
00:01:47
gemwesty777
Just low level depressed.
00:01:49
KAFF
and We want to bring you to our level.
00:01:49
gemwesty777
Anyway, welcome to the podcast everyone. Hope you're having a fantastic week.
00:01:58
gemwesty777
I mean, not fair. We've been at the time that this goes out. It will be the UK election day on the 4th of July.
00:02:06
KAFF
hey Born on the 4th of July, freedom ring.
00:02:08
gemwesty777
Oh, Independence Day. um Um, so hopefully we'll have a new prime minister here. Um, and we've just been ranting about politics, but we're not going to include that in the podcast because you know, we may lose a flu listener, flu listeners, few listeners.
00:02:26
KAFF
i I also think, though, people should know about the fucked up shit going on in our worlds and become aware and vote. I think it's important to do that. Obviously, we're not we don't have an election soon, but it is coming and there are some concerning things happening that you know if you do want to hear about it, if you do want to hear our hot takes on these respective things, let us know and we will be glad to share.
00:02:37
gemwesty777
Yes, registered to vote.
00:02:53
gemwesty777
Yeah. Give us a shout and we'll give you our very uneducated opinions.
00:02:59
KAFF
somewhat educated.
00:03:00
gemwesty777
Although, yeah, some, you know, and more educated than some.
00:03:04
KAFF
Yes, that's right.
00:03:06
gemwesty777
Yes,
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KAFF
um But you're going to vote because you think it's important.
00:03:09
gemwesty777
yes I do. And actually, like, I've had arguments with people about this, because they're like, you know, it's people's rights not to vote if they don't want to vote. And I'm like, no! You should vote for what you believe in.
00:03:24
KAFF
I agree. I agree. I feel like I'm a little at a loss about this election, given what you and I talked about off air, but in the past, I've said, if you don't vote, you don't actually get a bitch then.
00:03:34
gemwesty777
Granddad or criminal?
00:03:41
KAFF
I don't want to hear any complaint about whoever is doing what, wherever in office.
00:03:42
gemwesty777
Yeah.
00:03:46
KAFF
You just don't get a bitch.
00:03:48
gemwesty777
You don't get a say?
00:03:49
KAFF
Yeah.
00:03:52
gemwesty777
Well, we'll see how it unfolds, shall we? And when is the US one?
00:03:55
KAFF
I can't wait.
00:03:57
gemwesty777
Do you have a date?
00:03:59
KAFF
Yeah, it's always the second Tuesday in November. um Any sorts of elections?
00:04:02
gemwesty777
Okay.
00:04:04
KAFF
I think that's right. It's in November.
00:04:07
gemwesty777
Cool. Well, you've got a few months then.
00:04:10
KAFF
Yeah, maybe something incredible will happen that will save us.
00:04:12
gemwesty777
You never know.
Travel Mishaps & Humorous Experiences
00:04:14
gemwesty777
A meteorite.
00:04:15
KAFF
Yes, that's what I'm hoping for.
00:04:22
KAFF
Um, do you want to hear something funny? I didn't, I think I briefly told you, but I want to tell you my saga real quick, if I can.
00:04:27
gemwesty777
Yep.
00:04:28
KAFF
So I am a very prompt person. I like to be on time. I'm hardly ever late for anything. And if I am, it fills me with anxiety.
00:04:36
gemwesty777
How are we friends? I'm late for everything.
00:04:38
KAFF
So I don't mind if other people are late.
00:04:40
gemwesty777
Okay.
00:04:40
KAFF
ah Truly, that's okay. And if it's like a more like, Hey, I'm going to meet up with you for a lunch and coffee, a casual hang that I'm not as like a stickler about either. I probably still will be 15 minutes early, but that's fine. I'll get us a seat. um
00:04:56
KAFF
But ah i I'm not someone who likes to get to like the airport super early. um you know I try to keep it as close as possible while still giving you enough time for any unforeseen circumstances. Well, my flight back from Maine yesterday was out just after 1.103, and it's a very small airport, so I wasn't like super concerned. I was hoping to maybe get there like an hour or so before um before boarding started anyways, which is at 12.18. Well, my pal Lauren and I went to get some food before we went and it took an obscenely long time.
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KAFF
um It was a great cute place so and kind of didn't really notice or mind until it was like, oh my God, it's like almost noon.
00:05:33
gemwesty777
Mm hmm.
00:05:37
KAFF
Um, I still gotta go pick up my shit. Uh, and so. having been to the main airport. And so as Lauren, you know, kind of being like, it's fine, it doesn't take very long to get through. um Usually security is not that busy. Well, I arrived after boarding time started, and I had a bag to check. And I roll in, hand my ID to the lady at the backdrop, and she looks at it, looks me up, and she just gives me a face of like, What, what do you think you're doing lady? Hmm. This is interesting.
00:06:08
KAFF
And I was like, I know I'm sorry. And she kind of types and she's like, I don't know if I'm going to be able to get you on this plane. And I'm like, really?
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gemwesty777
Oh, shit.
00:06:16
KAFF
Oh, okay. Never happened to me before. And she's like, hold on a sec. And so then she, I'm, you know, calling Lauren and I was like, okay.
00:06:22
gemwesty777
How did you feel at this point?
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KAFF
Um, I guess I have what I need here for whatever reason for to be here until the next flight, which was Thursday. So it's like, you know, a couple extra days fine. And I'm just like, fuck, this is like not going to be. It's not going to. It's going to suck. It's going to be annoying. It's going to fuck up a few things, but it's not the end of the world. Right.
00:06:46
gemwesty777
Mm-hmm.
00:06:48
KAFF
Lauren, come come back. ah And then the backdrop lady's like, well, I might be able to get you on the plane, but I don't know about your bag because the flights closed.
00:06:56
gemwesty777
Shit.
00:06:59
KAFF
Which makes sense because the boarding starts at 12, 18. They want people to get there an hour before then even.
00:07:05
gemwesty777
Yeah.
00:07:05
KAFF
so that they can get all the suitcases where they need to go and then they close it.
00:07:06
gemwesty777
Mm.
00:07:09
KAFF
And I'm like, fuck. I was like, okay, well, I can stay until Thursday with my bag or I can hope my bag gets on a plane on Thursday. and there's I have the stuff that I need to do work and whatever with me in my backpack, but you know it's clothes and shit in my checked bag.
00:07:18
gemwesty777
yeah
00:07:26
KAFF
So I was like, okay, what do I do here? And so I'm thinking about this and then the gals like, let me call my supervisor because I don't actually know how it really works if you were to get on the plane and not your bag and what we do with it for that many days.
00:07:39
gemwesty777
Yeah.
00:07:40
KAFF
And I'm just like, okay, so I guess, I guess I'm staying.
00:07:42
gemwesty777
Got you on my hand?
00:07:45
KAFF
Um, and she calls her supervisor and her supervisor is like, Oh yeah, I'll just, yeah, I'll reopen it real quick. It's fine. And they're like, okay, here's your shit. Go. And I'm like running through the airport. I just got done eating a fuck ton of food.
00:07:59
KAFF
And I'm like, okay, go, go, go. um get through so Get to security. There's no one there. Do my shit. And of course, like coming out, I basically just walked onto the plane. I didn't have to take out anything out of my bag. So this time it's like shoes, laptop, blah, blah, blah. They have to fiddle with my sweater, whatever. And I get through and I run down the steps and I'm running to gate six and I get there and the doors closed and I'm like, so I'm here. Have you?
00:08:23
gemwesty777
let me
00:08:25
KAFF
And they're like, yeah, plane's not here yet. Plane's late. Like you're fine. We haven't even started boarding yet.
00:08:30
gemwesty777
oh You turn around and there's like a hundred people sat behind you.
00:08:31
KAFF
And I was Yeah. Yes. Yep. Yep. And I'm like, they told me I wasn't going to make it. So, okay, thanks.
00:08:41
gemwesty777
oh
00:08:43
KAFF
Go stand over to the side. I'm sweating and out of breath. And I'm just like, that's why it wasn't a big deal, I guess, because the plane actually wasn't even fucking here.
00:08:52
gemwesty777
Oh gosh, they could have told you that.
00:08:55
KAFF
I don't know if they knew because on their end, it's just like flights closed, boardings already started, right?
00:09:01
gemwesty777
Yeah, well actually boarding hadn't even started so they're wrong.
00:09:03
KAFF
No, but the time had passed for boarding to start anyway. And so, I mean, it basically, we were late taking off.
00:09:14
gemwesty777
At least you got a quick workout in.
00:09:17
KAFF
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I mean, had it not been late, I don't know if I would have made it. So, I guess, yay. Or maybe they just all, like, thought it would have been funny to see this happen.
00:09:29
gemwesty777
They're like, it's been a slow morning.
00:09:31
KAFF
Yeah.
00:09:31
gemwesty777
Let's make this girl run.
00:09:32
KAFF
Yeah. So that's never happened to me before. It probably never will again, but it was like a fun adrenaline rush.
00:09:42
gemwesty777
Did I tell you about the time we missed our flight to Amsterdam?
00:09:42
KAFF
I don't think so.
00:09:44
gemwesty777
um So we had a really early flight. This was many years ago now. um And we, as as a big group of us, we all,
00:10:01
gemwesty777
decided to go to the airport together so we had to leave at like four o'clock in the morning to get to the airport on time yeah went to Gatwick and we'd booked the parking that is like a 10 minute coach drive from the airport as well and for some reason we decided to go the long way to Gatwick because if you look at the southeast of England like we're like here
00:10:06
KAFF
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Gatwick. Mm-hmm.
00:10:27
KAFF
Mm-hmm.
00:10:28
gemwesty777
and you can go sort of cross country to get to Gatwick or you can go back on yourself onto the N25 and go to Gatwick that way. And we thought that would probably be quicker because it's a motorway.
00:10:38
KAFF
Yeah, never is.
00:10:38
gemwesty777
Fucking wasn't. Never is. um So we got there a bit late then realized that obviously we had to park 10 minutes or so away from the airport and get the shuttle bus over to the airport.
00:10:49
KAFF
Which was not going to come for another 20 minutes.
00:10:51
gemwesty777
if you know exactly um and ah yeah we got there um and basically essentially missed our flight and ah we had to all run through the airport like absolute lunatics you know what that looks like they're like oh the gate's 10 miles away so running we've all got backpacks on
00:11:08
KAFF
Mm hmm. But you have to backtrack first and then.
00:11:12
gemwesty777
yeah thank god And we got there and it was, it was, the gate was closed. No people there. Flight had gone that kind of late.
00:11:22
KAFF
Oh, fuck. Yeah.
00:11:24
gemwesty777
So we had to then go through the whole process of going like back through security, which is a right Pallava, let me tell you.
00:11:31
KAFF
all like Yeah, I'm sure. They're just like, whoa, we don't know how to deal with this.
00:11:34
gemwesty777
Well, people are trying to come and back in, what are you doing?
00:11:37
KAFF
This isn't all exit only, exit only.
00:11:42
gemwesty777
um And it was with easy jet, sleazy jet, so obviously we instead of them just popping us on a later flight that we had to pay a shit ton of money to get a later flight. um I can't remember now, but anyway we ended up going back to the car because we had to wait a few hours for our flight and we went back to the car and
00:11:54
KAFF
Whose fault was this? Did you guys all blame one particular person?
00:12:10
gemwesty777
look we were all stoners at the time hence why we were going to Amsterdam so we all just sat in the car and got really high in the airport car park and then nearly missed our second flight because we were so fucking high yeah it's bad we got there in the end we had a lovely of time but hmm it was terrible
00:12:12
KAFF
Obviously, clearly.
00:12:21
KAFF
Oh my God.
00:12:28
KAFF
Great. See, now if I were in that circumstance, probably some anxiety, but also like with a group of people, it's fine. Whatever. It's kind of funny. Sure.
00:12:40
gemwesty777
Hmm.
00:12:41
KAFF
Now, then going and getting stoned and doing it all over again, you guys would have had to put me at the hospital.
00:12:48
gemwesty777
Somebody call an ambulance. I think Kate's having a heart attack.
00:12:51
KAFF
Yeah, yeah, because ah too much internal stimulation and external stimulation and ah she and like being high, I get so paranoid, so I cannot. um Just so anxious. Ball of nerves. That's me.
00:13:06
gemwesty777
That's you.
00:13:08
KAFF
Oh, fun.
00:13:09
gemwesty777
Yes.
00:13:10
KAFF
Tell us about your missed airport stories, folks.
00:13:12
gemwesty777
Yeah, if you've got any, that would be quite amusing.
00:13:17
KAFF
or any horrible airport stories. Cause like, frankly, I think airports are the worst place on earth. People lose all sense of decorum and like how to be people in the world.
00:13:21
gemwesty777
Mm.
00:13:26
gemwesty777
Yeah!
00:13:27
KAFF
I hate it. Thankfully this last go around was not bad. I didn't have to deal with any, but like, I just am amazed at how, how entitled people think they are at the airport sometimes and how shitty they treat people who work for airlines too.
00:13:37
gemwesty777
Mm.
00:13:40
KAFF
Like, yeah.
00:13:42
gemwesty777
Yeah, it can get quite disgusting.
00:13:46
KAFF
yeah
00:13:46
gemwesty777
And people should be happy you're going on holiday. Calm down.
00:13:50
KAFF
Well, you're making some assumptions about where what that they are.
00:13:52
gemwesty777
I am making assumptions, yeah.
00:13:53
KAFF
But I think if you are, you can assume that everyone around you is too. Why not?
00:13:56
gemwesty777
Yeah, exactly. I'm happy I'm going on holiday. day
00:14:00
KAFF
Yeah. um So what do we got today?
Exploring British Insults
00:14:05
gemwesty777
Well, I came across some British insults that are apparently at risk of dying out.
00:14:12
KAFF
Oh.
00:14:15
gemwesty777
So I want to draw international intentions and raise awareness for these insults, but also wanted to run them by you to see if you'd ever heard of them, whether you'd ever used them um and whether you would like to now add them to your vocabulary.
00:14:17
KAFF
Raise awareness.
00:14:31
KAFF
I'm down. I think we need to save the insults.
00:14:36
KAFF
So particular particularly if I envision they're probably going to be really classy and cause that's how what everyone associates with an English accent.
00:14:36
gemwesty777
Save the insults, that's the jingle.
00:14:49
KAFF
So true.
00:14:51
gemwesty777
Yeah, you clearly haven't been to England if you think that. Okay, so number one.
00:14:58
gemwesty777
Prat.
00:15:01
KAFF
I have heard that one and I may have even used it.
00:15:03
gemwesty777
Ooh, good.
00:15:06
KAFF
Doesn't it kind of mean like you're being a prat, like a twat, a brat, an idiot.
00:15:12
gemwesty777
Yeah, an idiot.
00:15:12
KAFF
It gets kind of multipurpose, but generally like stop being so ridiculous.
00:15:18
gemwesty777
Yeah, exactly. um Yeah, I think it's sort of a more polite version of twat, I'd say, you're a prat.
00:15:29
KAFF
You're such a prat.
00:15:30
gemwesty777
See, there's Chris prat.
00:15:32
KAFF
I was just gonna say, you're such a Chris Prab.
00:15:34
gemwesty777
Oh, and the reason they're going out is because young people don't know what these mean anymore, apparently, so I think that's,
00:15:40
KAFF
Because they're not teaching him in school anymore.
00:15:42
gemwesty777
And they come up with new words like riz and stuff.
00:15:45
KAFF
Mm-hmm.
00:15:46
gemwesty777
I can't think of any more because I'm not down with the kids no longer.
00:15:50
KAFF
According to Oxford's, Oxford dictionary, derogatory, informal, an incompetent or stupid person, an idiot. Okay.
00:15:59
gemwesty777
Hmm.
00:15:59
KAFF
But I think language takes on new meaning all the time, right? So people have probably used perhaps because someone's being a dickhead or, you know, rude. Um, but it also means a person's buttocks.
00:16:07
gemwesty777
Yeah.
00:16:10
gemwesty777
Oh.
00:16:10
KAFF
So you're being a person's butt.
00:16:12
gemwesty777
You're being a person's butt.
00:16:15
KAFF
I love it even more now. I'm going to keep that one.
00:16:19
gemwesty777
and Okay. What about Plonka?
00:16:24
KAFF
I don't think I've ever actually said that other than maybe being like, did you just say Plunker? But Nigel does or has. And I am i'm probably not going to say how or when and like a quote, how he's used it. And I've heard it because it's going to sound so horrible. But yes, I have heard that. It means Willie, right?
00:16:50
gemwesty777
I don't know, does it?
00:16:51
KAFF
i thought I think it does, like you're being a plonker.
00:16:53
gemwesty777
I mean, this says a foolish or inept person.
00:16:57
KAFF
Well, yeah, I think that is the way like it kind of is interpreted, but I feel like it's also another word for penis, isn't it? Yeah, Mr. Jobsworth realizes I'm pulling his plonker and suggests I leave.
00:17:09
gemwesty777
Oh, okay, yeah. In the UK Urban Dictionary, it's also a man who sanctions sexual relations between his girlfriend and male friends.
00:17:20
KAFF
Oh, so like a cuckold.
00:17:24
KAFF
Great.
00:17:24
gemwesty777
the word cuckold just like what is that it makes me think of a cuckoo bird for one oh
00:17:27
KAFF
You're such a cuck. Cuck. I think, I mean, it could be that's sort of how it is derived, but in Cuckold, it's a male who, well, I think like the legitimate definition is a male who unwittingly invests parental effort in juveniles who are not genetically his offspring. But I think it's like, it's a type of fetish to you where it's like watching your person have sex with other people and not like, yeah.
00:17:51
gemwesty777
yeah i watched a program recently i can't remember what it was but the the woman in it was a cuckold with her husband and used to watch her husband like have dinner and treat another woman really well and then have sex with her it was weird yeah no i'm not into it
00:18:08
KAFF
Well, if that's your thing, more power to you. But yeah, that's not something that I would be into, I don't think.
00:18:19
KAFF
Yeah, I think back to Plonker, though, it maybe meant penis for a while.
00:18:27
gemwesty777
What insults don't?
00:18:27
KAFF
And then. Yeah, and but like also penises are dumb, so why wouldn't it also mean a dumb person?
00:18:37
KAFF
Plonker.
00:18:38
gemwesty777
You absolute plonker. Sounds better in a Cockney accent as well, I think.
00:18:42
KAFF
Yeah.
00:18:44
gemwesty777
Okay, what about numpty?
00:18:47
KAFF
Nope.
00:18:48
gemwesty777
No?
00:18:49
KAFF
First time hearing that and I didn't like it on my ear holes.
00:18:49
gemwesty777
Ooh, you bloody numpty.
00:18:55
KAFF
What? What is it?
00:18:57
gemwesty777
ah I mean, they all kind of just mean idiot, really.
00:19:00
KAFF
Yeah. Okay. Okay. British slang, chiefly Scottish, a stupid or foolish person, an idiot. I don't love how it sounds, but it also is kind of funny.
00:19:08
gemwesty777
Do you know? I like it.
00:19:10
KAFF
He looked a right numpty standing there in his pants.
00:19:12
gemwesty777
He did, yeah.
00:19:14
KAFF
He sure did.
00:19:16
gemwesty777
I think we should bring that one back.
00:19:18
KAFF
Okay. I can adopt that one and because it's not necessarily evoking penis here.
00:19:20
gemwesty777
Good.
00:19:25
gemwesty777
It makes me think of, um yeah, an egg sat on a wall being crushed by hundreds of hooves.
00:19:28
KAFF
Humpty dumpty.
00:19:31
KAFF
Yeah, just like a total egg. yeah He was such an empty, empty, empty.
00:19:36
gemwesty777
Such an empty, that Humpty Dumpty.
00:19:43
gemwesty777
Also, talking of Humpty Dumpty, at no point in that story does anyone describe Humpty Dumpty as an egg?
00:19:53
KAFF
You're correct.
00:19:53
gemwesty777
but we just assume he's an egg, guy I guess from the name.
00:19:55
KAFF
He is.
00:19:58
KAFF
I also think like if we're looking at it in a book, right, nursery room, sometimes we're illustrate.
00:20:02
gemwesty777
Yeah, he's always depicted as an egg.
00:20:03
KAFF
I think he was straight up an egg.
00:20:05
gemwesty777
Someone must have just thought he's an egg.
00:20:07
KAFF
Yeah, he's an egg.
00:20:08
gemwesty777
He sounds like an egg.
00:20:12
KAFF
was Humpty Dumpty and Egg. Oh, well, that just populated because my computer is listening to us. Okay, so the HuffPost UK actually in 2023 has an article called, so Humpty Dumpty isn't actually an egg and the truth is weirder than you can imagine.
00:20:31
gemwesty777
Oh, tell me more.
00:20:32
KAFF
um Good news, everyone, your childhood has been a lie.
00:20:39
KAFF
ah so He first appeared as an egg in Lewis Carroll's 1872 novel, Through the Looking Glass. Chapter 6 of the book is entitled Humpty Dumpty, where he's described in all his eggy glory. um but
00:20:53
gemwesty777
andy glory
00:20:54
KAFF
It's Lewis Carroll for you. The truth has been uncovered via Twitter. His true identity is, okay, tweet said, who decided Humpty Dumpty was an egg? It's not in the lyrics and he and deciding he is a giant egg is quite a random leap for someone to make everyone what else being like, yeah, a giant egg on a wall. Of course. And imagine having no army because they're busy fixing a broken egg.
00:21:16
gemwesty777
Yeah, that's what I was gonna say, like, why did all the king's horses and all the king's men even try to put Humpty together again?
00:21:25
KAFF
Here is why, and it will make sense. He was a cannon. There was a cannon named Humpty Dumpty that fell. And because he was a cannon, it's very important that he get fixed.
00:21:34
gemwesty777
Yes, who else is going to defend the walls?
00:21:39
KAFF
Yep. Used in the English Civil War of 1642 to 1649 in the, specifically in the 1648 siege of Colchester.
00:21:49
gemwesty777
Hmm, OK.
00:21:52
KAFF
So that was a fun little pivot that we all learned something.
00:21:53
gemwesty777
Well. Yeah, today I have learnt.
00:21:57
KAFF
Humpty Dumpty is a cannon and an empty.
00:22:01
gemwesty777
I'm pretty sure you're going to know this one. Get.
00:22:06
KAFF
You daft git.
00:22:08
gemwesty777
You daft get. Come down here, you get.
00:22:11
KAFF
I don't mind. Yeah, I do know that one.
00:22:13
gemwesty777
Yeah.
00:22:13
KAFF
I don't hate it. It also makes me think of another one that I don't hate, dozy cow or dozy bint.
00:22:22
KAFF
You're just like, get your fucking idiot.
00:22:25
gemwesty777
Yeah, dozy bent. Yeah. What about scallywag?
00:22:33
KAFF
That is a word I've heard. Um, I don't know if I've ever heard it in the context of an insult or if someone was basically like just in their normal parlance calling someone that I feel like it's always been in the context of a fucking, someone doing a pirate accent. Like, oh, yes, scallywag. Pretty sure.
00:22:50
gemwesty777
glorious scallywag.
00:22:52
KAFF
Yeah.
00:22:52
gemwesty777
It's usually used to, sorry, my brain's just gone blank. So it's like a kid who's been naughty is a little scallywag.
00:23:09
KAFF
Uh, sure.
00:23:11
gemwesty777
So yeah, this says a person, typically a child who behaves badly, but in an amusingly mischievous rather than harmful way, a rascal.
00:23:12
KAFF
That's cute.
00:23:19
KAFF
Oh, okay. So chips is a scallywag because he's cute in a cat, even though he's so fucking naughty.
00:23:23
gemwesty777
Yeah. Is he still really naughty?
00:23:29
KAFF
While I was gone, I got a video from Nigel. um Chips is on the floor looking up at him and he like kind of pants over in the cabinet is open where all our cat food is stored in their treats and a bunch of shits knocked out. And there's a bag of treats that's been torn open. And I was like, that fucking cat finally figured out how to open a cabinet. Good for him.
00:23:48
gemwesty777
Yeah, well done. forty clever
00:23:49
KAFF
yes Yeah. Yeah.
00:23:50
gemwesty777
is he ah like batter when you put something on the side and he'll just bat it off.
00:23:56
KAFF
Yeah. Thankfully not like glasses of water, which I kind of would love for him to do that because you see it so much, but no, he like right now he likes to take the coasters off the table and play with them.
00:24:07
gemwesty777
Oh!
00:24:07
KAFF
So yeah, it's my favorite toy to be honest.
00:24:10
gemwesty777
Well, who doesn't? They're fun toys.
00:24:14
gemwesty777
Yeah.
00:24:15
KAFF
I'm bored. Give me a coaster.
00:24:18
gemwesty777
Give me a cup or a box and a coaster and I'm a happy cat.
00:24:22
KAFF
You basically got a spaceship and the coasters are steering wheel. See, fun.
00:24:26
gemwesty777
right
00:24:29
gemwesty777
Okay. What would you think if I called you a nitwit?
00:24:36
KAFF
OK, so that is deathaf that is an insult. That is, I think, I don't think people use it very often anymore, but American too, because ive I feel like that has been in books I've read.
00:24:43
gemwesty777
Oh, okay.
00:24:45
KAFF
it But yeah, I would say thank you. That is so nice. No one's ever said anything like that to me before, because then I truly would be a nitwit, right?
00:24:53
gemwesty777
Yeah, exactly. All right.
00:24:58
gemwesty777
Stop being such a pillock.
00:25:02
KAFF
So I was about to say a fish, but that's pollock, I think, or pollock.
00:25:04
gemwesty777
Pollock.
00:25:08
KAFF
So no, don't know that one.
00:25:11
gemwesty777
Pillock.
00:25:15
gemwesty777
Stupid person, a complete pillock.
00:25:19
KAFF
Rude, you're a pillock.
00:25:21
gemwesty777
No, you are.
00:25:22
KAFF
You are. And you're smelly too, you dozy cow.
00:25:30
gemwesty777
um What about toe rag?
00:25:34
KAFF
What?
00:25:35
gemwesty777
Toe rag.
00:25:36
KAFF
Like poop rag, but for your feet.
00:25:38
gemwesty777
Yep.
00:25:40
KAFF
No, I haven't heard that one either.
00:25:44
gemwesty777
Again, I think it's like a mischievous child.
00:25:46
KAFF
Stupid person. Cause apparently you're either a stupid person or a mischievous child.
00:25:52
gemwesty777
Yeah. ah
00:25:56
gemwesty777
Oh. So.
00:26:01
KAFF
Oh, a contemptible or despicable person.
00:26:03
gemwesty777
Hmm.
00:26:06
gemwesty777
Apparently it comes from.
00:26:09
KAFF
beggar tramp pieces of reg that they wrapped around their feet.
00:26:13
gemwesty777
Yeah.
00:26:14
KAFF
Is that what you're seeing?
00:26:15
gemwesty777
Yeah.
00:26:16
KAFF
Hmm.
00:26:19
KAFF
Interesting.
00:26:22
KAFF
Okay, so like they are poor, homeless people who don't have shoes. They've got toe rags on. Now let's become an insult. That's basically how language works, right?
00:26:32
gemwesty777
Yeah. Yeah.
00:26:35
KAFF
Your toe reg.
00:26:35
gemwesty777
So deriving from a rag tied to a toe line, either on the road or on the river, it would then insist become dirty naturally. Hence the amplified phrase of you dirty toe rag.
00:26:51
KAFF
You dirty rat.
00:26:53
gemwesty777
You dirty rag.
00:26:55
KAFF
You know, that one can go away. I'm okay with that one dying out, I think.
00:26:59
gemwesty777
OK. We'll scratch that one from the list. Toe rag, not acceptable in modern language.
00:27:06
KAFF
Extinct. You heard it here first, folks.
00:27:09
gemwesty777
Extinct. This is one of my favourites and I do think this should be used in everyday language again. Toss pot.
00:27:21
KAFF
Have I heard you say this? I feel like I've heard, I've heard it be, I've heard it be sad.
00:27:23
gemwesty777
bit I think I've said tosser before.
00:27:26
KAFF
Yeah. Yes. Is it similar?
00:27:29
gemwesty777
I seem so. Toss pot origin. Yeah, stupid or obnoxious person. Or, can also mean a heavy drinker.
00:27:41
KAFF
Oh, okay.
00:27:43
gemwesty777
Hmm, drunkard.
00:27:44
KAFF
Okay.
00:27:46
KAFF
See, it makes me think of throwing up, like tossing your cookies. so
00:27:52
KAFF
Because the toilet's a pot. Do you see my face? I'm just like zoning out thinking about this now.
00:27:58
gemwesty777
That one's really captured her attention.
00:27:59
KAFF
but god um It's not, I like it too. I like that it is kind of innocent, but it's also got like some real nice like at the end, you know, so toss pot.
00:28:07
gemwesty777
Yeah.
00:28:13
KAFF
And then also you could be like, stop being a drunk, you toss pot.
00:28:17
gemwesty777
Yeah. Yeah, I like it. um Drip.
00:28:23
KAFF
Oh yeah, that I think that is something that's like real. I don't know what era it is, but like, Oh man, you're such a drip man.
00:28:29
gemwesty777
Such a drip, man. Such a wet flannel.
00:28:31
KAFF
Yeah. You're just a wet fucking fart.
00:28:39
KAFF
But yeah, that's what it'd be kind of like lame, right? Don't be a drip.
00:28:42
gemwesty777
Yeah, I believe so.
00:28:44
KAFF
Hmm.
00:28:46
gemwesty777
Nini.
00:28:49
KAFF
Childhood, British child, Victorian child, insult.
00:28:56
gemwesty777
Nini. There's also ninkum pooper I've never heard of.
00:29:00
KAFF
You've never heard of nincompoop?
00:29:01
gemwesty777
No, I have heard, but I just haven't heard people use that in a long time.
00:29:04
KAFF
Oh, no, only old people.
00:29:09
gemwesty777
Such ninkum poop.
00:29:11
KAFF
Mm-hmm.
00:29:14
gemwesty777
A fool or simpleton.
00:29:17
KAFF
I mean, it sounds smarter than fool or simpleton, I guess.
00:29:20
gemwesty777
Hmm.
00:29:23
gemwesty777
You can only sort of hear posh people using it, you know?
00:29:26
KAFF
Yeah. Like I don't want to swear and I want to still sound polite, but I also want to say the word poop.
00:29:28
gemwesty777
No. Yeah. But you're being such a ninny or nincompoop.
00:29:38
KAFF
Yeah.
00:29:40
gemwesty777
What about blighter?
00:29:42
KAFF
Mm-hmm. Maybe. Maybe? No. No, I haven't. Blighter.
00:29:48
gemwesty777
Blighter.
00:29:50
KAFF
But it means stupid person.
00:29:53
gemwesty777
Yeah, a disliked or contemptible person.
00:29:55
KAFF
Oh, okay. So like Donald Trump's a blighter.
00:29:58
gemwesty777
Yep, worthless.
00:29:59
KAFF
Did I use it right?
00:30:00
gemwesty777
Especially a man, scoundrel or rascal.
00:30:04
KAFF
Yeah, we'd never call a lady a blighter.
00:30:05
gemwesty777
No, it just doesn't fit.
00:30:09
gemwesty777
I don't think...
00:30:09
KAFF
The little blighters next door have trampled all over my flowers again, man or child, especially an annoying one.
00:30:14
gemwesty777
Brilliant.
00:30:15
KAFF
That's from Cambridge. FYI.
00:30:20
gemwesty777
um And the last one is Lummox.
00:30:24
KAFF
This feels very much like a fool. Lumix, I feel like either I'm thinking of a different word with a similar ending, like an OX ending, or I have heard this because I just like, Oh, you're such a Lumix. Like you're, so you're so foolish. Just a really foolish, idiotic, clumsy person.
00:30:43
gemwesty777
Yeah. Goofy, awkward, clumsy.
00:30:45
KAFF
Yeah. Me.
00:30:49
KAFF
yeah
00:30:50
gemwesty777
Kate the Lummox.
00:30:54
KAFF
That's me. That should be a TV show.
00:30:57
gemwesty777
It's actually, maybe we should write screenplay.
00:31:00
KAFF
okay I will.
00:31:01
gemwesty777
Okay, cool. And I'll be your cool British aunt that comes to stay.
00:31:06
KAFF
You could just be my friend.
00:31:08
gemwesty777
Okay, fine.
00:31:09
KAFF
Do you want to be the aunt? Because then we can make my character younger.
00:31:14
KAFF
And then, of course, I could still play a very young person because I'm so youthful and vibrant.
00:31:18
gemwesty777
Yeah.
00:31:20
KAFF
And I'll totally believe you're my aged, cool aunt.
00:31:25
gemwesty777
Exactly. I'll wear, I'll don a wig and a bonnet. You can get more Botox to make yourself look youthful.
00:31:35
KAFF
Whole face transplant, actually. and and Cool, we'll get started on that.
00:31:38
gemwesty777
Yeah, I'm up for it.
00:31:44
gemwesty777
All right.
00:31:55
KAFF
Bow!
00:31:56
gemwesty777
And we're back.
00:31:58
KAFF
We are. Here we are.
00:32:00
gemwesty777
Here we are.
Remote Recording Challenges
00:32:02
gemwesty777
Do you wanna play a game?
00:32:04
KAFF
You know I want to play a game.
00:32:06
gemwesty777
you want to play a game
00:32:07
KAFF
I only ever want to play games, Gemma.
00:32:10
gemwesty777
All right, I mean, we we can give this a go. I don't know how it's gonna go because i there might be a slight delay because, you know, to our listeners, we are in different continents. So we have to record this remotely.
00:32:20
KAFF
Yeah.
00:32:22
gemwesty777
We can't, we unfortunately can't ah afford to fly out to each other every week.
00:32:27
KAFF
I'm still kind of my teleportation machine too.
00:32:27
gemwesty777
um Yeah, that's coming along nicely though, I hear.
00:32:33
KAFF
I haven't seen Lucy in a couple days, but I assume she's I think in 1864.
00:32:37
gemwesty777
Must be working then.
00:32:41
KAFF
Oh, that's time travel. I think she's in Croatia.
Random Word Game
00:32:48
gemwesty777
So I want to play a game where we say a random word and we keep saying random words until we hopefully eventually end up on the same word.
00:32:51
KAFF
okay
00:33:03
KAFF
Let's. Couple questions.
00:33:04
gemwesty777
Yep.
00:33:07
KAFF
How many, when like when do we give up? Or do we just record until we get to the word tomorrow sometime?
00:33:12
gemwesty777
Till we die.
00:33:16
KAFF
um Maybe like 10, try 10, 10 rounds and see if we can if we can do it in 10, then we didn't fail.
00:33:21
gemwesty777
Yeah.
00:33:25
KAFF
If we can do it in eight, doing okay. If we can do it in six, that's great. If we can do it in four, excellent. If we can do it in two, we're amazing. And if we can do it on the first go, then we should win a Nobel Peace Prize or something.
00:33:37
gemwesty777
Yeah. I mean, what I should do is just hold up a card with a word on so that no one can hear right now and they'll be like, oh my god, we're so in tune!
00:33:45
KAFF
I actually don't know if you even need to do that because we can just edit it out to make it seem like it. So just tell me the word cut it out.
00:33:50
gemwesty777
That's true.
00:33:51
gemwesty777
Yeah, that would have been easier.
00:33:51
KAFF
We'll do it.
00:33:53
KAFF
um Second question is, OK, so like if to avoid as much of a delay as possible, do we do like one, two, three, go?
00:34:04
gemwesty777
Yeah.
00:34:05
KAFF
And then I could just go like this, or do you want me to count?
00:34:10
gemwesty777
Let's count after three.
00:34:12
KAFF
OK. So it'll be like one, two, three soup.
00:34:15
gemwesty777
Yep.
00:34:17
KAFF
and Okay. Don't you soup?
00:34:19
gemwesty777
Okay, now I've got soup on my mind, haven't I?
00:34:21
KAFF
Yeah. Okay. Well, maybe we'll end up with soup.
00:34:25
KAFF
All right. I'm up for it.
00:34:27
gemwesty777
Okay, count us in, baby.
00:34:29
KAFF
One, two, three. Elevator.
00:34:33
gemwesty777
Bowl.
00:34:36
KAFF
You're still thinking soup.
00:34:37
gemwesty777
I know!
00:34:39
KAFF
All right. So I said elevator.
00:34:40
gemwesty777
I hope that you would think of soup as well and go bowl.
00:34:43
KAFF
I actively tried not to think of soup.
00:34:45
gemwesty777
Okay, fine.
00:34:47
KAFF
All right. So we got elevator and bowl.
00:34:49
gemwesty777
Yeah.
00:34:50
KAFF
All right. One. Hold on. I got no scratch.
00:34:57
KAFF
One, two, three, spoon.
00:35:00
gemwesty777
Stairs. Oh, we've gone in the opposite direction.
00:35:08
KAFF
Okay. Well, I might just have to pivot here. All right.
00:35:13
KAFF
One, two, three, carpet.
00:35:16
gemwesty777
Bannister! I was gonna say floor!
00:35:19
KAFF
Oh, I think we're kind of back aligned a little bit now, though.
00:35:19
gemwesty777
I changed my mind at the last minute.
00:35:27
KAFF
One, two, three, blanket.
00:35:30
gemwesty777
Walls.
00:35:34
KAFF
You said walls, right?
00:35:36
gemwesty777
Yeah, I said walls.
00:35:37
KAFF
What are we on right now? What round?
00:35:40
gemwesty777
I don't know, four?
00:35:41
KAFF
Fuck it. Yeah. Okay.
00:35:46
KAFF
One, two, three, roof.
00:35:50
gemwesty777
cush and
00:35:52
KAFF
me
00:35:56
KAFF
All right.
00:35:57
gemwesty777
Cushion.
00:35:58
KAFF
One, two, three, couch.
00:35:59
gemwesty777
One more.
00:36:02
gemwesty777
Window.
00:36:13
KAFF
One, two, three, curtain.
00:36:18
gemwesty777
Curtains.
00:36:21
gemwesty777
oh
00:36:24
gemwesty777
Yeah, oh yeah.
00:36:25
KAFF
I don't know how I'm going to say we did that in three.
00:36:28
gemwesty777
Yeah, I think we're loving those.
00:36:28
KAFF
That was impressive.
00:36:29
gemwesty777
Pretty good.
00:36:31
KAFF
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:36:31
gemwesty777
Look how aligned we are, look how in sync we are.
00:36:35
KAFF
Oh, that was kind of fun. Um, one more.
00:36:37
gemwesty777
Yeah, why not?
00:36:39
KAFF
Okay. You can count this time.
00:36:41
gemwesty777
Okay. One, two, three, plants.
00:36:46
KAFF
Credit card. Does that count? It's two words, I guess. It's an item though. Okay. Okay. You said plants.
00:36:52
gemwesty777
It's fine.
00:36:53
KAFF
I said credit card. All right. Okay.
00:36:56
gemwesty777
One, two, three. Money.
00:37:00
KAFF
Dollar.
00:37:01
gemwesty777
Ah, does that count?
00:37:03
KAFF
I, not quite.
00:37:06
gemwesty777
Okay.
00:37:06
KAFF
I don't think.
00:37:08
gemwesty777
Shit.
00:37:08
KAFF
And we're running in a tricky territory here because we have different currency.
00:37:09
gemwesty777
Where do we go from here?
00:37:14
KAFF
Okay.
00:37:18
KAFF
OK.
00:37:19
gemwesty777
One, two, three, coins.
00:37:23
KAFF
Quid.
00:37:25
gemwesty777
Ah.
00:37:25
KAFF
Fuck. OK. I thought you were going to say quid too. So just cut. All right.
00:37:35
gemwesty777
One, two, three, dime.
00:37:39
KAFF
Purse. Fuck.
00:37:42
gemwesty777
I think we won it with dollar and money, to be honest.
00:37:44
KAFF
Money. I mean, I'm willing to give it to us. Let's try one more.
00:37:47
gemwesty777
Okay.
00:37:48
KAFF
Wait, what did you say? You said dime. Okay.
00:37:53
gemwesty777
Okay. One, two, three, nickel.
00:37:58
KAFF
Penny. Oh, fuck.
00:37:59
gemwesty777
Oh, fuck. I was going to say penny.
00:38:01
KAFF
I thought that would be like, cause you could, I know you have pence, but like maybe you use penny too.
00:38:02
gemwesty777
And I thought, yeah, I was going to, I know I was thinking of you, but I was going to say penny.
00:38:06
KAFF
You guys don't have fucking nickels.
00:38:10
KAFF
I appreciate that.
00:38:12
gemwesty777
And then I thought, no, cause that's some, that's English.
00:38:15
KAFF
We can get this last one, I think. Okay. You ready?
00:38:19
gemwesty777
and Sorry. Excuse me. um zoning in zoning in one two three pound yes that was that was my that's how i read your mind
00:38:30
KAFF
We're going to get it. Pound. Yes! You were glaring real hard at me. So scared.
00:38:48
KAFF
I think it's, um well, it worked. It just scared me a little. I bet if we do this enough, we'll probably be really good at it.
00:38:56
gemwesty777
Yeah, I reckon if we were in the same room, we'd just be like, bam, pound.
00:39:00
KAFF
Pound, curtains, soup, chauffeur, bathroom butler, Roger.
00:39:13
KAFF
Yes, one day. We'll do that next time we're together.
00:39:14
gemwesty777
Yeah, yeah, that'll be fun. um i'm Sorry, I don't know what's happening.
00:39:19
KAFF
Is it time?
00:39:26
gemwesty777
I'm coughing. Dust.
00:39:28
KAFF
You've got the consumption. Just like Satine in Moulin Rouge.
00:39:30
gemwesty777
Oh, poor woman. The sparkling diamond.
00:39:38
KAFF
Maharaja.
00:39:39
gemwesty777
The Maharaja. Would you like an am I the arse hell?
00:39:43
KAFF
You know I would, baby.
00:39:48
KAFF
You gonna do an accent again?
00:39:48
gemwesty777
um
00:39:51
gemwesty777
Yeah.
00:39:53
KAFF
Yay. I think people really enjoy that.
00:39:54
gemwesty777
to Okay, good. Well, have you seen House of the Dragon?
00:40:01
KAFF
Is that the new Game of Thrones?
00:40:03
gemwesty777
Yeah.
00:40:03
KAFF
I have been around when it's been on TV.
00:40:06
gemwesty777
All right. Well, you might not get this. you might Who
00:40:12
KAFF
I'm very smart.
00:40:15
gemwesty777
Okay.
Humorous 'Am I the Asshole?' Twist
00:40:18
gemwesty777
Am I the asshole for killing my nephew after he took my eye?
00:40:24
gemwesty777
My 18-male bastard nephew, 10-male, snatched me across the face, or slashed me across the eye, rather, when we were little during a fight. After I took one of my family's dragons that was unclaimed because of his previous rider died. Long story. Anyways, he wasn't punished for it because his bitch mother was my father's favourite precious little baby. And I was but the second son. A few years later, one of my brothers took the throne after my father asked for him to be king, ridiculous as I was the better choice, and I was sent to gather support of one of the aristocrats of my country.
00:41:05
gemwesty777
He was there as well to do the same thing.
00:41:05
KAFF
Thank you.
00:41:07
gemwesty777
Now I asked the aristocrat to gouge his eye out to make things even, but the little arsehole refused. After that, he fled on his own dragon, and I decided to follow him in my dragon to scare him a little bit. I wasn't really going to hurt him. The petty lizard he rode on, however, decided to attack my dragon, and Vhagar, my dragon, ate him, with my nephew riding it.
00:41:26
KAFF
Burn. Oh.
00:41:31
gemwesty777
So yeah, I didn't mean to kill him. I'm sorry for it. But deeply, I do think that he had it come and coming as punishment for my stolen eye. Do you think it's fair? Am I the asshole?
00:41:45
KAFF
Are you sure this wasn't like written by Prince Harry?
00:41:49
gemwesty777
I think the story is you know roughly based on this. so
00:41:53
KAFF
Yeah, I mean, I heard recently that there was some sort of royal dispute about their dragons.
00:42:01
KAFF
I think overall, ah the whole family needs some therapy, probably. And i get while I get that, you just wanted to take your nephew's eye. You didn't mean to kill him. Criminal laws typically kind of have this you know rule of transference. so it doesn't Sometimes it doesn't really matter what you intended if you're trying to do some harm. And I would say that here in America, and and I'm so making some assumptions that you're not from here. So maybe the rules are different in your country. um But here in America, if you acted with reckless disregard and maybe you didn't mean to kill someone, but you did, like you're still going to get
00:42:38
KAFF
probably chart some form of murder or manslaughter. Now, does that make you an asshole?
00:42:41
gemwesty777
Yeah.
00:42:43
KAFF
This is where I'm a little bit split on. I would be mad, too, about losing my eye. I think that that's justifiable, that you would want to, you know, have a little eye for an eye. See what I did there.
00:42:53
gemwesty777
Yeah.
00:42:53
KAFF
But ah it's also like that's what I mean by the therapy. Like you need to let it go.
00:42:56
gemwesty777
Hmm.
00:42:58
KAFF
Probably it sounds like you've been holding on to it for a while. I imagine probably that's really pickled pickled your insides a little bit. And now you maybe are a bit of an asshole. did call your sister a bitch and all of that. And I don't know, therapy, therapy, man.
00:43:12
gemwesty777
Yeah.
00:43:14
KAFF
Sorry about your eye.
00:43:17
gemwesty777
Sorry about your ad dude.
00:43:18
KAFF
What do you think?
00:43:20
gemwesty777
Yeah, you know, I agree. um Obviously holding on a lot of resentment for for losing your eye. um But from what I hear, you do have quite a scary, cool, blue, sparkly thing going on and underneath your eye patch now. So looks pretty hard.
00:43:35
KAFF
Cool.
00:43:37
gemwesty777
um But yeah, I think, you know, killing in revenge for an injury probably is a bit arseholery.
00:43:48
KAFF
Glass hole paper. Yeah, a little bit.
00:43:50
gemwesty777
and you know I don't know how the laws work in your land but it's yeah probably a an offence you know you've probably broken a a few laws there um he did yeah and I think that goes back to the you know
00:44:02
KAFF
Mm-hmm. He did say he didn't mean to and he's sorry.
00:44:11
gemwesty777
the old tale that really people can't control their dragons um and you know they they are beings on their own so we just get the privilege to ride them so yeah some sort of test
00:44:18
KAFF
It's true.
00:44:25
KAFF
I do think there should be better more like more training around dragon riding, though, like a little more education, maybe make rules about can't ride your dragon until you're 21 or older, probably, and maybe even with an adult for a little while after that.
00:44:41
gemwesty777
That's it, and these guys are really young, you know, 18 and 10. I mean, maybe you shouldn't be sending these, yeah, probably shouldn't be sending these guys to, you know, talk with lords over these matters.
00:44:46
KAFF
I also think like unfair advantage.
00:44:56
KAFF
Yeah.
00:44:57
gemwesty777
So, you know, maybe the parents are to blame.
00:44:57
KAFF
hu Overall, I blame the schools.
00:45:00
gemwesty777
Who am I to say?
00:45:05
gemwesty777
Always comes back to the school system, yeah.
00:45:06
KAFF
Yeah, I blame the schools.
00:45:10
gemwesty777
um
00:45:11
KAFF
Imagine your sister's probably gonna want some restorative justice or revenge too now for her baby being eaten by your dragon along with his dragon.
00:45:16
gemwesty777
um that's it keep that one eye open and
00:45:18
KAFF
So like, be prepared. Watch watch your back with your one eye, I guess.
00:45:25
KAFF
Maybe she might just take your other eye and then what are you gonna do?
00:45:28
gemwesty777
as you said you know i mean one of the episodes was an eye for an eye and then another episode was a sun for a sun so
00:45:37
KAFF
Oh, wait, episode.
00:45:38
gemwesty777
um um a Oh, I don't, uh, sorry.
00:45:41
KAFF
Is this is this fictional?
00:45:43
gemwesty777
No, I, I don't know what, sorry. and That slipped out of my mouth. I don't know what you're talking about. Uh, so one of the top comments is you're the arsehole. You lost an eye and gained a dragon. He lost two eyes and a dragon. Not really fair.
00:45:58
KAFF
Agree, yeah.
00:46:01
gemwesty777
Um, also I should point out that this, the OPs dragon is the largest dragon in the world. It's fucking massive.
00:46:12
KAFF
Hmm.
00:46:13
gemwesty777
So he should have taken that into account.
00:46:14
KAFF
Yeah, that doesn't seem like largest dragon in the world, 18, bigger 10 year old, his little baby 10 year old dragon with training wheels. That does not seem like a fair fight.
00:46:25
gemwesty777
Nope.
00:46:25
KAFF
I'm sorry that he got the jump on you and was able to slash her eye, but you know, kids are little scallywags and well, you know, they just kind of like frenzy around. You know, they don't know the rules of things.
00:46:40
gemwesty777
I like the flapping you're doing. Just fancy about.
00:46:44
KAFF
that's what That's what kids do with their swords when they're fighting with swords.
00:46:51
gemwesty777
ah This person said, pet owners these days, I swear, if you can't control your pet, you probably shouldn't have it. Before you know it, they're flying around the countryside eating small folk sheep.
00:47:04
KAFF
That goes back to what I was saying about like better education around dragon ownership and stuff.
00:47:07
gemwesty777
Hmm.
00:47:09
KAFF
But I also wanted to just say dragons are not property. They should be treated with respect. Okay. It is a privilege.
00:47:20
gemwesty777
Well, there you go. um So I think in conclusion, yes, you are the asshole for killing your... What was it? Nephew?
00:47:28
KAFF
Nephew.
00:47:28
gemwesty777
Cousin?
00:47:29
KAFF
Nephew. I think great.
00:47:29
gemwesty777
Nephew.
00:47:30
KAFF
Yeah.
00:47:30
gemwesty777
Yep.
00:47:33
gemwesty777
Sorry to say that, but, you know, I'm sure revenge will be sweet against you.
00:47:39
KAFF
Yep. And swift. Yeah. Good luck.
00:47:43
gemwesty777
Ta-ta!
00:47:46
gemwesty777
He is a scallywag, isn't he?
00:47:49
KAFF
Yeah, I think so. Both of them.
00:47:51
gemwesty777
Yeah.
00:47:52
KAFF
His brain's not fully developed either. And I assume like losing that eye probably had a big impact on it. So I do have some empathy a little, but that doesn't justify anything young man.
00:48:01
gemwesty777
No, you can't you can't just go around murdering, all right?
00:48:02
KAFF
Go to your dragon room.
00:48:07
KAFF
Well, I think on that note, it's
Reviving Old Insults & Wrap-up
00:48:11
KAFF
a really great place to end. You can't just go around murdering.
00:48:12
gemwesty777
Yeah.
00:48:14
gemwesty777
That's advice for you all.
00:48:16
KAFF
Mm-hmm.
00:48:17
gemwesty777
I hope you take that on board. Bring back these insults. um
00:48:22
KAFF
Tell us which ones you like, if you got other ones, because I know there's some really old ones that are like, you sir are a piece of bog cheese.
00:48:36
KAFF
I'll have to find, yeah, I'll have to find the list I'm thinking of where it's just like very old insults.
00:48:36
gemwesty777
That's a new one. I'm writing that down.
00:48:42
gemwesty777
Yeah, okay. We'll just keep getting older and older every episode.
00:48:45
KAFF
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
00:48:47
gemwesty777
Yeah, okay.
00:48:47
KAFF
That sounds good. Okay.
00:48:48
gemwesty777
All right.
00:48:48
KAFF
Just like us in real life.
00:48:50
gemwesty777
Yeah.
00:48:53
gemwesty777
Each day we're closer to death. Um, and on that note, you know, if you have any more insults that you'd like to tell us about, then send them in to talk shit to us at gmail.com or chuck us a DM on socials, which is T S Y B pod. And we'll reply and read it out.
00:49:15
KAFF
All right. Yep, we will. Because we love it.
00:49:21
KAFF
It was good to see you, Toss Pot.
00:49:23
gemwesty777
And you, you bloody nincompoop.
00:49:27
KAFF
Till next time.
00:49:28
gemwesty777
Till next time. Bye!
00:49:33
KAFF
Bye.
00:49:43
gemwesty777
Oh, that was quick.
00:49:45
KAFF
That was really short.
00:49:46
gemwesty777
Tear up.
00:49:47
KAFF
Bye.