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67. Spittle as a Whistle
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WE. ARE. BACK. BEBE!!! This week we're talking biscuits (obviously), dating shows, sayings that don't make sense and an AITA.
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The Great Biscuit Debate
00:00:12
Speaker
We're starting right now off the base. Why the fuck don't you like hobnobs? They're the best. I'm just jumping right in. We got to talk about this. um They're too oaty. That's the best part. No, I like a digestive biscuit. like a proper biscuit. I don't want an oaty, bitty biscuit.
00:00:28
Speaker
So I... so i used to love digestives i'm gonna get a little vulnerable right now the first time i came to visit nigel in england was right after i took the bar exam and i got try all those things the biscuits brought a pack home maybe even two packs of digestives the chocolate kind mcvitties and i like feelings ate a whole pack on the plane
00:00:56
Speaker
Easily done. Yeah. And so I was a big fan of digestives. And then at some point I was introduced to Hobnobs and I enjoyed, i think, the texture with the oats that now, because Sean also brought back some from his recent trip.
00:01:09
Speaker
um He brought the golden kind of digestives back. He loved them. And I was like, i don't know, this biscuit's not bitty enough for me. mean, don't get me wrong. The Hobnob is a very popular biscuit here.
00:01:23
Speaker
I just don't like it as much. Well, so... what's the best biscuit. Well, hold on. This is our last podcast. We're no longer friends. and What's the best biscuit?
00:01:36
Speaker
So, you know, in England, we like to dunk our biscuits in tea. Naturally. It's only way to eat it when I do coffee, but yeah. Which is why I think hobnobs are so popular. Very robust dunker. you can They don't disintegrate. yeah great They don't melt in your tea.
00:01:49
Speaker
Fine. The amount of times I've lost a biscuit. Second best digestive. It's a classic. But if you have a milk chocolate digestive, then I find because I don't have sugar in my tea because I'm sweet enough. Oh,
00:02:02
Speaker
that it changes the taste of your tea and then your tea tastes weird. So dark chocolate digestives. ah yeah Oh, yeah. So good. And because they get a little melty.
00:02:15
Speaker
They, ah that's like a nice way to enjoy it. And yeah, I think that the dark chocolate kind of gives it a little depth without sweetening your, and I don't add sugar to my coffee, but i know what you mean. It kind of gives me, gives it a little sweetness. Yeah. And it, well, it gives your taste buds.
00:02:35
Speaker
the sweet sensation and leaves them wanting more and then you drink your tea or your coffee and you're like, oh, that tastes like shit. I need to put sugar in it. and It's got all these bits in it. all These crumbs at the bottom. It's full digestive.
00:02:49
Speaker
ah Yeah. um Another one I really enjoy, but it's kind of just as a treat, is a penguin. And I do the the penguin version of a Tim Tam Slam.
00:03:00
Speaker
So fucking good. Yeah. So good. haven't had a penguin in years. to Oh my god, they're so good. Yeah, I used to have them in my lunchbox every day for school.
00:03:11
Speaker
Yeah, because have dumb little jokes on them. I do think they're probably for kids. I mean, it's basically a cookie, like a fully coated kind of fudgy cookie situation that if you get it kind of saturated with tea or coffee becomes i don't know and like a party in your mouth a cake party in your mouth cakey biscuit party in your mouth yeah uh okay I'm going to be controversial and actually say the best biscuit is a Jaffa cake everyone's probably yelling at me in their heads right now Jaffa cake is not a biscuit it is a cake clues in the name but they sell them in the biscuit aisle so yeah they do
00:03:49
Speaker
mind a Jaffa cake. ah Orange flavored chocolate is not my favorite. Nigel really likes it and so we'll have them and yeah, they're good. I have to stop buying them because I will eat a whole 16 pack in one go. Like literally.
00:04:06
Speaker
Just can't stop. They're just so fucking delicious. I like biting around the edge of the jelly. So that's just the jelly and chocolate. And then I pull them apart and make little Jaffa cake burgers.
00:04:21
Speaker
Okay. So when I'm over there in May, um i'll show you you're going to demonstrate and we'll see if we can actually record video, like record that. So our listeners at home can, yeah we can maybe do, oh this is a great idea. Everyone tell us if you want us to do this, we will get a hobnob, but ah digestive A Jaffa cake. We'll get some other random shit. And we're going to do a live testing explanation of them all. Yes. And you need to bring over some American cookies or biscuits. And we'll okay we'll do a UK versus.
00:04:54
Speaker
You'll have to let me know what you think you might like because like I feel like an Oreo. Is that something I need to bring? or a Chips Ahoy? like we have We have those here. Chips Ahoy are more difficult to get.
00:05:09
Speaker
okay um But i i am partial to an Oreo. I saw a video the other day of actually someone using a what are those things called where it's like a gun with fire um yeah just like a what you use to like creme brulee or brown something yeah one of those and they did it on an oreo and just like nothing happened yeah they held it on there for like 30 seconds and it didn't melt it didn't crumble it didn't i was like what are these things fucking made of uh yeah it's a good question in fact like pet that's why i think deep fried oreos are popular because they can kind of still maintain their structure deep and
00:05:41
Speaker
Yeah, it's like a common fair food where they dip it in batter and then fry it. It's actually pretty good, if not just really intense. Yeah, I'll try it. And I've had it, so people like will take like put some butter in a pan, melt it, and then put the Oreo in that and like skillet. Yeah, it's actually pretty good.
00:05:59
Speaker
and Unnecessary, but good. Have you had, when you've been here as well, a battered, like, Mars bar or chocolate bar from the fish shop? Mm-mm.
00:06:10
Speaker
You should try one of those as well. I mean, I've had a, I feel like I've had at least a bite of a, like, a battered candy bar because, again, that's, like, kind of fair food. Yeah. You know? Yeah. mean, hard. But i haven't had one in England.
00:06:21
Speaker
yeah Absolutely. Yep. And you have one bite. You're like, that's delicious. You have another you're like, i'm going to be sick. I feel sick. Yeah. But you do have that other bite and then another. Yeah. Then eat the whole thing and you're like, oh, no. And then you're like, you want to die.
00:06:37
Speaker
Yeah. ah This is
Catching Up and Biscuit Preferences
00:06:39
Speaker
talking shit with the ink and a Brit, by the way. Oh, hi We were catching up because we know it's been a minute since our last episode.
00:06:47
Speaker
It's also been a minute since Gemma and I really connected. And so we were going through a range of different updates and discussions about things in our lives. And it segued into. Naturally, we got onto into biscuits. Yeah.
00:06:58
Speaker
And I was so upset by Gemma saying doesn't really like Hobnobs. And was like, record now. We're talking about this.
00:07:06
Speaker
This is perfect podcast content. Get on it.
00:07:12
Speaker
Yeah. Sorry. we've been ah We've been busy. We've been busy little bees. so Not like a fun, sexy way, though. No. Like a boring January lasted forever way. Yeah.
00:07:25
Speaker
Yeah. It did. It really did. In a couple of weeks, what date is it? Where are we? Who am I?
00:07:36
Speaker
Yeah, a couple of weeks from today, the date of recording, 9th of March. I don't know if it happens for you, but the clock spring forward. You guys are always ahead of us, so we have like a shortened time frame for a period. Like we're only five hours apart, which is kind of fun, i guess.
00:07:56
Speaker
Yeah, for a few weeks. Daylight savings, US. And this is assuming, you know, it doesn't get cancelled here. Because it might. That's always something people talk about. Yeah.
00:08:07
Speaker
I don't agree with it. Just get rid of it. Let the farmers do what they want. I don't care. but Yeah, frankly, I guess I don't really care that much either. i'm sure there's reasons why I should. I just don't know them.
00:08:19
Speaker
i'd just like to be slightly less depressed in the winter. And I think getting rid of daylight savings would do that. So you said March 9th because I think ours is also March 9th. Oh, cool. So officially the start of spring, baby. It is so nice today.
00:08:36
Speaker
it? Like it's been really kind of cold and dreary here, but it's so nice today. It was really nice this morning here, but now it is gray and raining like it has been for the past four fucking months.
00:08:48
Speaker
Oh, you must be in England. Yeah, I am. Oh, we went to Wales last weekend. How was that? It was very nice. We went to stay in our little yurt place again. Oh, yeah.
00:08:59
Speaker
But we stayed in the other... they The farm that we stay on have like three different... We've got two different yurts and a little cabin. but So we stayed in the bigger yurt this time.
00:09:12
Speaker
Ooh. Which was nice. um But I didn't love it as much because like the other one we went to is like all enclosed with like trees and it feels really like magical and secret and it's really quiet and lovely. Whereas this one was kind of in the middle of the farm. It was a bit louder and a lot more open and the bathroom wasn't as nice.
00:09:34
Speaker
But the earth was bigger. However, um do not recommend doing that in February because it was fucking cold. What time of year did you go last time? April.
00:09:44
Speaker
End of April. So it was all right. It was little bit chilly, but fine. But yeah we would wake up and could see our breath from the bed. was fucking cold. Okay, noted.
00:09:57
Speaker
Noted, noted. um We did Topgolf yesterday, which is a primarily outdoor activity, but it's enclosed because it's like a building that has an open facing wall that you hit the balls outside of, you know, but they had heat lamps.
00:10:09
Speaker
Yeah. And it was kind of nice yesterday, too, but still a little chilly. Like I had gloves just in case I was cold, but like ultimately was like, oh, you know, I ah can just have my, had a sweatshirt on and jeans and stuff.
00:10:23
Speaker
Yeah. was like, well, that's kind of, this is okay. That's all right. I'm surviving. Yeah. Were you doing like physical activity as well? Well, just hitting balls as hard as I could.
00:10:35
Speaker
As you do. I love them. Love hitting balls. The ball breaker. yep I actually quite, I didn't, do not care for golf, but like my favorite part when I did play golf was just driving because you just try to whack that ball as hard as you can. And I find it's kind of for people who maybe like, like to get some aggression out by like punching a, you know, boxing bag or going to one of those rooms that you smash it, you know, stuff like that. want to that so bad.
00:11:01
Speaker
I do too. i would totally do that. Topgolf is a, you know, I think a fair equivalent for me. Yeah. Maybe we should do that when you come over. Okay. We're going to do a rage room.
00:11:13
Speaker
Yeah. Without some rage, you know. Yeah, I've got a lot of it. Am I boring you? I keeping you awake?
Napping and Caffeine Preferences
00:11:20
Speaker
You are actually. um This is my nap time. Sorry.
00:11:24
Speaker
That's not right. Okay. 6pm or 5pm. 5pm. Nap time, baby.
00:11:32
Speaker
I used to take naps when I got home from work a lot lot, but I also didn't sleep for that time period of my life, so that was like my up. Yeah, just cut you up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. um Yeah, I like a nap, but I'm just not very good at them.
00:11:49
Speaker
Me neither, not anymore. it doesn't work. They fuck you up. Yeah, I either the sleep too long and then I wake up feeling like absolute shit and then I can't sleep that evening. Or you don't sleep at all and it's like, why did I just wait waste a half an hour lying there? just laying there. Yeah, just thinking and stressing. and Yeah.
00:12:09
Speaker
Yep. Yep. Yeah. Not very good at that. I was the queen of power napping when I was in law school because i had like just a very short window of time between classes that I could like run home and take a quick power nap and it like was helpful.
00:12:25
Speaker
um I also that was back when I could sleep for days anywhere any any time you know so like yeah. Apparently you're meant to drink a cup of coffee before a nap and have a 20 minute lap.
00:12:37
Speaker
And then by the time you wake up, caffeine kicks in. So you feel super good when you wake up. But all that would happen with me is I would lay there for 20 minutes and then the caffeine would kick in.
00:12:50
Speaker
So really you just kind of gave your body a period of stasis while you let the caffeine kick in. Which I guess is still fine. It's deep ah awake rest, I guess.
00:13:02
Speaker
Yeah. Coffee doesn't... I feel like it doesn't really do things for me anymore there's christmas unless I don't have it. but Absolutely. If I don't have it, I feel like I notice, but I could, you know, I could drink it before bed and be like, okay, well, going to go to bed now.
00:13:19
Speaker
That's because you've got ADHD as well. Apparently coffee does... What fuck you call me?
00:13:25
Speaker
Yeah, I'm sure that is it. Your brain works in different way. Yeah. Sorry to tell you that. Yeah, it's fine. I get complimented on a lot and my response is I have to take medication for it, okay?
00:13:40
Speaker
I've met it up to the nines, man. yep Yeah. yeah Whereas as I cut down on my caffeine quite a lot. I don't drink caffeine after like 11 a.m. m And if I do, even just a lovely cup of English tea in the evening, I'm up for hours.
00:13:59
Speaker
So you love your tea and you have your tea throughout the day. Is there like non-caffeinated English breakfast? Because it's, you know, I feel like that's primarily what y'all drink too. Yeah.
00:14:12
Speaker
Yeah. I just drink decaffeinated after 11. It's good. I found decaffeinated Yorkshire tea bags. They are the shit. Yeah. Yorkshire is kind of, I think my preferred too, but I think that's also just because that's what I've had.
00:14:27
Speaker
Yeah. That's what you've been forced drink. Yeah. Like you're in England now. Drink a cup of fucking tea. But there's different brands that people like, like Tetley's and Tetley's and Tetley's is PG tips.
00:14:41
Speaker
Jinx.
00:14:44
Speaker
Yeah, there's like Red Label and Twinings. and Oh, yeah. Twinings we have here. That's kind of prolific, I think, in terms of tea. Yeah. It's well known. But yeah, Yorkshire's the best in my humble opinion. And I've tried lot. box.
00:15:00
Speaker
Cutest box too. It is actually a cute little box. It's a sexy box. I'd date it.
00:15:10
Speaker
Is my dick in a box? Oh, I have a question for you. Okay. Total Pivots. You, I recall, talked a lot about Love is Blind and you enjoy that show.
00:15:22
Speaker
h Yeah, I watched the UK one. There is a Minneapolis one out now. What? Are you in it? Yes, I am. i just walking by, though. They didn't accept me as one of the, you know, bachelorettes.
00:15:37
Speaker
Is that how you and Sean met? Yep. Somehow, even though it was just filmed like last year. Yeah. We both tricked our way onto it and then like picked each other and caused no knew each other's voices, though. It's fine.
00:15:49
Speaker
Yeah, caused no drama. So we are not featured at all. They're like, this ugly old broad, this British guy are so boring. And our most successful couple.
00:16:02
Speaker
you Have you watched it then? I tried. not this The show is not something I've gotten into for whatever reason. and But like there has been drama that has followed this cast. um And so back when they were like, ooh, they're going to start filming and like...
00:16:22
Speaker
people were putting out like tentative or speculative like who was on it and i looked at the list and i was like all these people are like in their early 20s i don't know any of them because i was like i wonder if i know anybody none of them but like one guy apparently is like kind of a predator and well-known like for like going after really young girls like when he was in college and after call and like lots of tiktoks of women being like i dated him he's a monster Oh, wow. Yeah, I think it's Alex. So I'm telling you because I thought you might, since you like it, you might be interested in seeing the show based on a place that you've been in America to. Oh, yeah, I might start watching it then.
00:17:01
Speaker
need something new to watch. What don't understand about these programs is like, especially um Love is Blind and Married at First Sight. there's There's marriage involved in these. yeah So you think they'd get like a more mature...
00:17:15
Speaker
hu clientele on that know themselves a little bit more know what they want and actually do want to potentially settle down whereas was getting fame hungry 20 somethings on might create good drama but ultimately none of the relationships are gonna work you know it's interesting because it seems to me like There are not old, but like women who might be in their early 30s who are a little bit. And I think there are a couple on the Minneapolis one who's like, you know, like I'm kind of established in my career, but you know, been in relationships. I kind of feel like I know what who I am and what I want. And I'm kind of ready to like get into something serious.
00:17:58
Speaker
And then there's, you know, maybe some. similarly aged men who are saying the same thing but we know based on science that like women mature differently than men and then we have the mid late even early 20 somethings who are saying they're ready and want us and i'm like you are so full of shit and if you're not then like stop thinking that because like now is the time to maybe just explore and get to know yourself better yeah
00:18:28
Speaker
I just want their 15 minutes of fame. Yeah. Yep. So, yeah, that's a thing for you to consider. What's it on? Netflix? Yeah. Cool.
00:18:40
Speaker
Cool. Cool. They're doing it state by state now. i don't I don't think so. I think and this is just purely speculative. I think the focus has always been in kind of the major metropolitan areas. And they decided maybe like, you know, and Chicago is definitely Midwest, but still kind of like.
00:18:59
Speaker
more New York City and LA vibes than necessarily
Love is Blind: New Series Buzz
00:19:03
Speaker
Midwest. And I think they maybe were trying to branch out a little bit. So Minneapolis maybe was a viable option because it's not Sioux City, Iowa, right?
00:19:11
Speaker
Which would be so, i would watch that because that would be so fucking funny, i think. um But yeah, I think that they like are looking for stuff where they can get kind of good content and people like participants but a lot of the participants I think even were folks who were like I'm actually from you know east coast west coast blah blah blah and I moved here a couple years ago so not even like Minneapolis native there's not a lot of there a week ago for this show yeah yep I actually transplanted here for the show um plus some people who were born and raised here oh that's nice okay
00:19:45
Speaker
Yeah. Good. Well, I'll check that out. Thanks for the, uh, wreck. Well, I don't know if it was a wreck. More like a notice to you. okay. I've noticed this is occurring.
00:19:57
Speaker
Yeah, I tried to watch the first episode and I was like, I'm bored. Yeah, you have to kind of
00:20:06
Speaker
force yourself to watch. Sorry, I'm so sorry. i That was like, I saw your tonsils. They're pretty, aren't they? Yeah, lovely. um Yeah, like once you watch one episode, that's when you get invested because they usually end the episode on a cliffhanger and you're like, oh, now need to watch the next one.
00:20:26
Speaker
So I do think I probably could be more interested once they pair off, you know? Yeah. But I also like those types of shows have never been my my bag. I think the ones that I've enjoyed have been the ones that are like just so bonkers in premise and how they do it that it's just just like two out to handle and then like perfect match.
00:20:46
Speaker
Like, you're my perfect match. Let's go to the booth. You're not. You're my perfect match. Let's go to the booth. You're not. And then like on two out to handle and they're like, oh, party, sexy, because they lie to him about it. Then they get there they're like, just kidding. You guys can't.
00:20:59
Speaker
do anything remotely intimate or sexual you have to get to know each other and then them all trying to find different ways to like fuck secretly or and stuff and can't i've not watched that one oh my god it's so good either of them actually they're so i mean perfect match i don't know if they've had any eat like any new ones in a while but too much it's like there's always the couples who try to rule break all the time secretly and not get found out. And then there's the person who's like, I came here to fuck, but now that I know there's money on the line, I'm going police everyone and get so mad with all of the money that gets deducted every time there's a rule break. Oh, okay. Interesting.
00:21:37
Speaker
And they like never pair off because everyone's like, you suck. You're now just trying to like save our money. And I can't respect that either. They had one here recently, actually, which was it's called like Your Mum, My Dad or something.
00:21:52
Speaker
And it's. like the other way around so it's the older generation I think like 50s plus h um doing the dating and then their kids like watch from I know it's pretty gross um and funny though but didn't watch it but i just saw an advert for it but I thought that was nice they're giving the older generation a go yeah
00:22:22
Speaker
yeah not for me Cringe. So cringe, though. So cringe. I think we talked about those shows where it was like parents watching their kids go nuts, right? Some sex and suspicious parents.
00:22:34
Speaker
Yeah. And how cringey that would be just as someone who maybe, you know, is like, oh, yeah, we're going on holiday. And like, I think we talked about, oh, for me, it would just be like, I drank too much and then went to sleep. But still being like, oh, God, my parents watched all of that. Just passed out. Yeah.
00:22:49
Speaker
Fell asleep in the booth at the restaurant. But, you know, no harm, no foul anyways.
00:22:57
Speaker
Yeah. Mine would just be like, ate too much at dinner. I need an early night. oh I don't. I'm just going to go watch a movie. Leave me alone. to for any of all. ate too much pasta. Yeah. ah Well, I'm trying to think if there's anything else worthy of note.
00:23:13
Speaker
We talked about our hair. Excited to hear about your potential experience with like a, what did you call it? It's a curly cut. No, but you called like a curl, curl artist or something.
00:23:27
Speaker
Oh yeah, curl artiste. Yeah. We decided to start messaging each other as if we were writing Edwardian letters to each other. Yeah, what was that meme? It was really fun.
00:23:39
Speaker
we we We should continue. We didn't do it more after that. but it was It's that meme where it's like we should bring back basically writing letters to each other as if we're in olden days or something to that. okay We should all start texting each other like old timey explorers. Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.
00:24:00
Speaker
So we did. We wrote old timey letters to each other and it was good fun. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. um yeah and but yeah i had a i had a curly cut booked and then she cancelled an hour before it because she was ill which you know don't blame her she's ill but it pissed me off i was like you don't just get really excited about something was like oh get my hair cut because i you know can see the fucking state of my hair i get it cut like once a year i think it looks nice so
00:24:30
Speaker
I was looking forward to it. And then she cancelled. So now that's booked for a couple of weeks time. um Isn't it like legit a week and a couple days? ah yeah Yeah. so It's a week. Week in two days.
00:24:45
Speaker
Yeah. A week from this Tuesday. week from Tuesday. So that'll be fun. I'll let you know how it goes. Because for people that don't have curly hair, um they cut it differently. They cut it dry.
00:24:57
Speaker
So like whilst your hair is curly so that they can maximize your curls and stuff.
Humor in Improv Musicals
00:25:07
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So that should be interesting.
00:25:10
Speaker
hopefully I can't wait for pictures and all of the intel you get. can't wait for the curly hair to begin.
00:25:24
Speaker
We will never do this because i don't think, I think it would just be, we would be like, we can't post this. ah I've been getting into a I subscribed to Dropout, which is a streaming service that basically is comedy-based, improv-based, lots of different shows.
00:25:44
Speaker
There is one show that one of the episodes basically made them do improv musical, and it was hilarious. And then I found a podcast that is called Off Book that has two of the people who are in that episode of the improv musical who do regular episodes where They have like a very skilled pianist and maybe a guitar player and stuff. And they will just talk with their guest and each other about nonsense. And then the piano will start playing.
00:26:11
Speaker
And then they have to take a song, like make a song out of whatever were talking about. And it's really, really funny. um and I because I love musicals and singing, despite being horrible. And it would be so funny to do that.
00:26:27
Speaker
But we don't have a pianist. And I also just think we'd be like, well, I don't think we can publish this because ah this is your business too. And the content of the songs might be too much for us.
00:26:41
Speaker
Yeah, probably. i often make up songs. Yeah, me too. Me and Adam do it quite a lot and it's really fun. but Usually about my pets. but Yeah. Or just like inanimate objects.
00:26:53
Speaker
But I think under pressure I'd fail. Well, you started with singing about curly hair. so That's true. I've already started. yes you go.
00:27:07
Speaker
um i was about to say something then and it's just completely disappeared from my head. Related to sing. Oh, go ahead. I do have some news.
00:27:17
Speaker
Oh, yay. I managed to get Beyonce tickets. Is it the Cowboy Carter tour, though? Yeah. Okay.
00:27:28
Speaker
Which, you know, the album was fine. She'll do other stuff, I'm sure. I hope so, yeah. um But I've just always wanted to see her. i remember. You were so mad at me because I was, like, accidentally going.
00:27:41
Speaker
yeah fact And I got tickets. Problem is I bought two tickets. They're very expensive because she's Beyonce. Yeah. um I've now realized that none of my friends like Beyonce, not even sort of acquaintances in the peripheral. I've asked a few people.
00:27:58
Speaker
and When is it? Nah, I'm not bothered. Fuck. It's the 12th of June, I think. fuck i can't come you won't be here either i was gonna say depending maybe i could just fly over but i have a wedding and i don't know if i can swing it not that day but shortly before i could come for the concert and that's it pick up go to concert drop me off after that is dedication i appreciate it and this is purely just so you have someone to go with and because i i
00:28:30
Speaker
i She puts on a great show. I had a great time. I know some of her songs. i actually also didn't mind the Cowboy Carter album. um So like i would I would do that for you. Why do you live so far a fucking way?
00:28:44
Speaker
Cost of the tickets and the inevitably expensive flight. Just for you. Because I love you. Make Alan go. yeah that's i think that's what's going to happen.
00:28:56
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um' Talking of songs...
00:29:00
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I heard, well actually it was a reel, I watched a reel the other day of a very popular Queen song that I've just never really listened to the lyrics of.
00:29:14
Speaker
You'll know it. It's another one bites the dust. Another one's gone. Another one's gone. Another one bites the dust. Are you ready? Are you ready for this?
00:29:24
Speaker
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat? That one. Yeah. Um, and you we're talking like not the chorus, not the part that everyone knows. Not chorus. I just sort of never really thought about right what the song was about.
00:29:38
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When I was a kid, there was a program called Gladiators. It is actually back on TV now. where It was like muggles go head to head against... Okay. Normal people fighting athletes. Sure, sure, sure. And you'd have to do like loads of random shit.
00:29:54
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And that was like a... little theme tune to it. If someone got fucked up, you'd be doing, doing, doing everyone to point their big foam fingers. Another one, but it's the dust. It's great. Loved it.
00:30:05
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But never really listened to the verses.
00:30:10
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So I just wanted to run this by you. Okay. Okay.
00:30:14
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Steve walks warily down the street with the brim pulled way down low. Hold on though. Steve walks warily down the street with the brim pound down low. Is that the tune? Okay.
00:30:26
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okay Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet. Machine guns ready to go. Are you ready? Are you ready for this? Are you hanging on the edge of your seat? Out the doorway the bullets rip to the sound of the beat.
00:30:40
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Yeah. do do do do Another one bites the dust. So Steve is a machine gun wielding on his feet maniac? Yeah. And another one gone and another one gone. Just murdering people. Oh my God.
00:30:58
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It's full about murder.
00:31:01
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like Damn, I did not know that. Yeah. Yeah, because you think about it as ah more like just, oh, you lost. Yeah. Another one bites the dust, but it's like, oh no, another one's dead.
00:31:15
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Another one's murdered by crazy machine gun Steve. Yeah. Fucking Steve. Is it all about Steve or is there like a and separate story in another verse?
00:31:27
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um It's yeah kind of. It doesn't really go on about Steve anymore, but it's like, how do you think I'm going to get along without you when you're gone? You took oh me for everything I had and kicked me out on my own.
00:31:43
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you ready? And then I'm going murder you because you broke my heart? Is that the vibe we're going? Yeah. Seems like it. I mean, honestly, so many songs about something like that and or shooting people. I mean, I shot the sheriff, but not the deputy. And then a lot of like, fuck the police cop killer, stuff like that.
00:32:04
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I think even Weird Al Yankovic's like Santa Goes Crazy is about shooting. So many. No wonder Americans love guns so much.
00:32:15
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and Yeah, it is just woven into the threads of our society. Literally. Literally. um I've also written down some some sayings that I i recently realized i have been saying wrong all life.
Misunderstood Sayings
00:32:35
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And I thought you'd enjoy them.
00:32:40
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So there's the saying, bold face lie. That's a bold face lie. Are you saying bald? Well, yes, I thought it was bald, as in like a bald man.
00:32:54
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yeah bald-faced lie. A shaven-faced lie. Fully bare. Fully bare of hair. Waxen-faced lie. But it's bold, as in, you know, bold.
00:33:08
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You know, the nice thing about your accent, though, is like, Can't really tell the difference. No. No. See, that's where I think it gets lost in translation. Yeah. Yeah.
00:33:19
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Because, like, you could have said bald and I would have been like, she said it, right? She said bold. Yeah. It's fine. But it's for anyone out there who's one day. Like, you're boldly to my face striving lying. yeah yeah Boldly lying. Which makes so more sense. Which makes more sense. Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah. When I found that out, was like, yeah, that makes sense.
00:33:39
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Checks out. Checks out. Next one. um
00:33:45
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I thought it was rest on your morals. Rest on your laurels. Yeah. What are laurels? Well, it's a laurel tree. And I looked up the meaning of it and it it goes back to the ancient Greek times when people would wear the laurel crowns. And if you were important and intelligent, you would wear the crown. So people would say, don't rest on your laurels. Like you got credibility just by virtue of that, but that's not enough. yeah Like resting on your laurels. Yeah.
00:34:16
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I think generally could be a negative thing, but also I've heard it in the context of I'll just rest on my Laurel. Like, you know, basically kind of like I've got, established this kind of credibility that yeah like that is enough that's enough for me but not your morals no but that still makes sense yeah it makes more sense in my head than laurels yeah because you need to know the context of it i suppose if you had said rest on your morals i wouldn't have corrected you even though i knew it was laurels thank you i appreciate that
00:34:50
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um And then going down that train of thought, I came across this post of, I really like them actually. um So it's like common things that people say that make no sense at all.
00:35:02
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Mm hmm. I got one more before you go down that this was my experience of a thing that I said wrong. And I learned a while ago that I've been it was wrong.
00:35:12
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um So I've been better about it. I also don't say it that often. But like I used to think it was for all intensive purposes, like intensive, intense and that i intent and purposes. i was like, yeah.
00:35:25
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I hope no one actually realized what I was saying, but I don't think, you know, I'm not the only person in the world who fucked that up, but it was like, no Oh, okay. Both make sense to me. There have been loads more, but like we said, before started recording, I forget to write them down and then I forget. them so But when I do come across more randomly and see if we catch it, that's a good idea. Yeah. anyone like be like it
00:35:54
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Okay, so first one. Yes, go on. I slept like a baby. When they famously sleep awfully. They famous. So, yeah. And, you know, I wonder if when people used to say that, they meant they slept awfully.
00:36:12
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And like woke bunch and cried and needed to be breastfed. Or bottle fed, as the case may be Maybe that's why we out as adults are not getting enough sleep.
00:36:25
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Because there's no one there to feed us warm milk when we wake up. Yeah. I need someone to gently nurse rock me back to sleep. Maybe give me some milk or something warm. Sing lullaby. Yeah. God. Let's bring that back.
00:36:37
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Yep. Just hire someone to do that. That is a fetish, actually, isn't it? so Yeah, I believe so. ah Healthy as a horse.
00:36:47
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Horses are not ever healthy. It's so expensive. They can't even throw up. There is always something wrong with Is that true?
00:36:55
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Horse fact I didn't know.
00:36:58
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They can't, huh? Apparently not. They are very expensive. Yeah, I did know that. I used to work with someone who had a horse and would talk to me a lot about yeah Yeah.
00:37:10
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I mean, they break a leg, you shoot them me in the head. Yeah. so Or they're like hoof splits or something. Hoof. Hoof. but Just one, not all of them. That's how you say it.
00:37:21
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know, it's just funny.
00:37:27
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You only ever hear the plural? Yeah, hooves. Hooves. Hooves. Hoofs. Did you say hooves? No, I say hooves.
00:37:38
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And roofs.
00:37:41
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Okay, another one. I'm sweating like a pig. I say this a lot. Pigs do not sweat. They don't famously. No. But,
00:37:51
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and We consider people who are pig-like to be sweaty.
00:37:57
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Yeah. Like what a disgusting pig of a man. that's true. I would envision that person being fat and sweaty and smelly and dirty. Poor pigs. Why are they taking all the brunt of this abuse? Yeah, I don't think there's ever like a comparison to a pig that is meant to be nice.
00:38:16
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Pigs are lovely. They're smart. They're very smart. Smarter than dogs. The little babies are. pick Little piglets and like little teacups. And even like the potbelly fat adult ones can be cute. I think the thing that bothers me the most about pigs is like them eating people and like leaving the teeth.
00:38:31
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don't love that. No. i mean, I don't know how often that really happens outside of the film Snatch. but Yeah, it probably doesn't. but and they're actually very clean. People think they're dirty. When I worked at the rescue center, the pigs were the cleanest animals in the whole place.
00:38:47
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I think they roll in dirt, but they let it dry. And then they like. That's how they cool off, right? Yeah. Because they don't sweat. Yeah. I think it's pig pens. Like the fact that we keep them confined is what makes them dirty. So it's our fault. and Yeah.
00:39:03
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how you look after them, dickheads. Say
00:39:10
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nice say it tell Maybe I'll know.
00:39:15
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6am in the morning. So it's just redundant. You don't need to say 6am in the morning. You say 6am or 6 in the morning. It's kind of like yes saying ATM machine when the M is machine.
00:39:28
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so That is a good one, yeah. yeah just We say cash machine. Yeah. yeah
00:39:36
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and Clean as a whistle Notoriously one of the most germ ridden items on the planet So full of spit So full of spit Spit is full of germs Did COVID not teach you anything?
00:39:51
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Spittle as a whistle
00:39:56
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Spittle as a whistle I'm just writing that one down You just start saying that?
00:40:04
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Oh, episode names. Got it. Just getting that to my daily vocabulary journal. Yep. I'm going to turn in the phrase to spittle as a whistle. No one's going to be confused whatsoever. Okay.
Debunking Phrase Misconceptions
00:40:19
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People referring to a lion of being the king of the jungle without realizing that lions do not live in jungles.
00:40:26
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Yeah. but and Isn't like king of the jung jungle tech technically some sort of like ape?
00:40:38
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Yeah, but I'd say gorilla. Yeah, like George of the Jungle was about a guy who lived in the jungle with a bunch of gorillas slash monkeys, whatever. Yeah.
00:40:51
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Although, you know, in the jungle book, it is the tiger that is the scary geezer. Do tigers live in jungles? Yeah. Some jungles.
00:41:02
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when did Lion get change that? get in and change that
00:41:10
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Fucking big lion. They are always fucking shit up for the other animals. Just forcing that perspective.
00:41:22
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Okay, the early bird catches the worm. You know who woke up even earlier than the bird? That fucking worm. That worm.
00:41:33
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So like, maybe it'd be better to say, sleepy worm, late worm doesn't get eaten. Yeah, lazy worm. in In response to that, early bird catches the worm, late worm doesn't die. you know a phrase I've never got as well as...
00:41:50
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Two in the hand is worth one in the bush. What does that mean? So here's my theory. Could be wrong. If you have two birds in your hand, the fact that you caught two birds is somehow like more impressive or worthwhile than being able to be like, well, I got that bird in the bush over there. Like, I could try to catch that. I think something to that effect, you know, it's kind of yeah, I think. But, hey, we could look it up right now. We're not going to.
00:42:21
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Listeners at home tell us. but I'm kidding. Okay, we're going to. Never mind. The, oops.
00:42:32
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This says two and a bush. That's wrong. Worth two and a bush? Yeah, it's better to hold something in one... It's better to hold on to something that one already has than to risk losing it by trying to attain something better.
00:42:49
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and Sure, sure, sure. So, like, appreciate what you have versus, like, speculating on something you could have, I guess? Like, putting all your eggs in one basket of unknownness?
00:43:01
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Yeah. Yes. Diversify.
00:43:07
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I don't use that. like i That is not something that is a common phrase I use because I think there's a way better way of maybe saying it.
00:43:18
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Well, yeah. I did see it. I'll try and find it for next time. and There was a post of like sayings from different countries. Some of them were fucking funny. Well, I think the thing I appreciate about other countries and like maybe language, like, you know, there's so many ways of describing things in like, I think, Japanese that that kind of encapsulate this like feeling or vibe that is really hard to articulate Japanese.
00:43:46
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like English, like there's this, I have all these books and I love books. I intend to read them, but I also, part of me thinks I buy all these books just to have them and like stack them. And there is like a Japanese word for that.
00:43:59
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Really? Yep.
00:44:03
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This is good one. It's an Australian saying.
00:44:09
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We're not here to fuck spiders.
00:44:13
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Are people there to fuck spiders sometimes is my first question. it basically means you're not there to waste time. Yeah. Well, that doesn't seem like a waste of time. Seems like a very, very like specific purpose to be somewhere.
00:44:31
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Example, you walk into a barbershop and i' greeted with the question, you're here for a haircut? And I say, we're not here to fuck spiders. ah So it's also just being a bit of a controversial or contrary dick.
00:44:43
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Yeah. yeah That's funny. I'm not here to do my taxes. Yeah.
00:44:50
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Yeah, the Japanese word for having too many books or the term of ah buying books but not reading them is called tsundoku. And it's the characters of Pile Up and Read anyway.
00:45:01
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Yeah, I've got about it. Go on. Five down there that I haven't read and six over there that I'm... They're my two-be-read pile. even tell you how many. Many. Oh, I have a box also in storage of books.
00:45:13
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I have read most of those, though. was just going to say, but you haven't or have read them? Because have lots of books I have read as well. Do know what you need? Audible. I have Audible. I also do that. I'm a monster and I love spending money. You just like to throw money down the drain.
00:45:30
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Sure do. Hmm. I will read the books eventually. and might be in several years, but I will. One day. When I'm dead.
00:45:41
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millenial Anyway, we're not here to fuck spiders.
00:45:48
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All right. Well, on that note, you want an Am I the Arsehole? You know I do, baby. Sometimes you feel like an asshole. Sometimes you don't.
00:45:59
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Oh, people are assholes in this world. Let's judge them till they're not. Like the musical I just spouted out. That's good. Well done.
00:46:09
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Thanks.
00:46:13
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All right.
00:46:18
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Am I the arsehole? After years of no sex from my husband, I left him and I've been using a couple of male xs escorts for safety and less hassle reasons.
00:46:29
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My friends say I'm taking advantage of desperate people.
00:46:35
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I'll keep this short and sweet since I left. That was the title. That was the title. Yeah. Oh, damn. Okay. I mean, this is, you know, expanding on that. So I'll keep this short and sweet. I left my husband. I decided to treat myself as I've gone so long without.
00:46:51
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I went on an escort site and I picked a guy who was verified and had a lot of positive feedback. um I'm terrified of meeting strangers online and I thought that getting an escort would be safer. um As I can see, he's verified, has met loads of women and couples and he's going to be good and I'll enjoy myself.
00:47:09
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um
00:47:13
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I still had a friend waiting with me when he arrived at my house just in case though. Lol. Could you sit and watch just to make sure nothing weird happens, pal? You sit in the wardrobe. Thank you.
00:47:26
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um He was a lovely man. We had fun. and I've hired him since again and also one of his friends. I much prefer this as it's safer. There's no messing around or going out and trying to hook up or talking to strangers online and then finding out they're dangerous or terrible in bed.
00:47:40
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ah just go on the website. Yeah. I just go on the website, arrange a time, send the money and they turn up. Sounds like a dream. On Saturday, we had a bit of a girl's night at a friend's and we were talking about sex and hooking up. And I mentioned what I'd been doing.
00:47:54
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One of my friends was horrified. She said, I'm taking advantage of poor, desperate people who have to sell their bodies to make ends meet. I said, it's nothing like that.
00:48:06
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Then stupidly mentions that the main one I hire is a handyman as his main job. And I've hired him to put up a shed that I bought.
00:48:15
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She said something along the lines of, oh so you're giving him sympathy jobs too. How awful. It's not a sympathy job. It's again someone I trust being alone with and he's doing a job for me at home.
00:48:27
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She was going on like he's some weak little man who's being pimped out. He lives in the expensive part of town and he drives a 50k car. um She hasn't let this go and is saying what a terrible person I am and yesterday I had to tell her if she messages me again about this I will be blocking her.
00:48:43
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For context, none of my other friends agree with her or support this crusade she's on but she's made me feel like a dirty old creep. Am I the arsehole?
AITA Scenario Analysis
00:48:54
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So this just reminds me of like the negative responses and like negative critics always speak the loudest even when you know like like you know you get ah you get a bunch of praise from your boss and they have one thing that they're like you could do better here. And that's what sticks in your head despite all of the other things that you heard.
00:49:13
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The fact that this one person out of all your friend group is really getting at you, though I get it. Like it's maybe ah worthy consideration, but I also do not think this person's the asshole because like,
00:49:27
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Yes. People who are in the sex work industry because of like sex trafficking, because there's like a pimp or a person forcing them into it who like feels like they're like addict and homeless and live on the street and they feel like that's how they have to. I think those people.
00:49:45
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are the people who do get taken advantage advantage of. But like when sex work is ah like legalized and able to be done safely and like kind of at the discretion of the person doing the sex work fully, um this person chooses to do that job. And it sounds like doesn't have to, but realized his skill set and decided to capital.
00:50:06
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Yeah. And like the sympathy job thing, it's kind of like meeting someone organically and learning that they have a particular skill set and then or like word of mouth being like, a you know, my friend, whatever does this and then hiring them for that. So like this person was hired for a thing and then learned that they also can do this. And so it's like, well, I'm going to give you some business then because I have a need.
00:50:28
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yeah Supply and demand. Yeah. So I'm a little bit like annoyed, miffed at this person who can have her opinion for sure, but is conflating, i think, to two different sides of that coin and when it can be safe done safely and kind of regulated in a safe way versus when it's not and when people are taken advantage of.
00:50:51
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But the fact that like... she continues to just text and say those things like this is all she thinks about makes me like this person is a dick um and clearly holier than now but also like is there something like do you just want the information of this person yeah so you can maybe here's number yeah is that what's happening here so yeah i i think this one's pretty clear-cut for me what do you i mean i you kind of said think but yeah i agree um i think she's done quite a
00:51:22
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you know, mature and safe thing by doing that. You know, escort services are professional and... Well, some, I suppose. Like, I'm assuming that this one is pretty well established and transparent, you know, and like not... You know, if you've got a website and recommendations and things, then I would assume that it's... And I think, yeah, like,
00:51:53
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especially after being married, probably not being on the dating team for very long, um it's a safe way to get back in the game and to have some fun.
00:52:05
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You know? Yeah. um kind I'm trying to think of it as like if it was the other way round. I think it's very easy to also maybe pathologize, you know, if the roles were reversed, but I also think about the industries where it is primarily female and it's regulated, like, you know, Amsterdam or, you know, parts of America, like in Las Vegas or somewhere like it's legalized and how it's done there kind of safely. um And therefore like the hope is, is that there's like some autonomy and like,
00:52:46
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choice in the people doing it And I think that's always a risk, but I think that's also kind of up to the person who's maybe seeking these to explore whether it's reputable, you know, like that's what i'm saying. I'm assuming this person picked a website that is clearly reputable, you know, but here's the thing. There's so many predatory practices and different regulations like hairstyling and, you know, like kind of contract based services that like, let's examine those two then and what we may be engaging in unknowingly that is supporting that.
00:53:20
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So. Yeah, there's a big thing here the moment about nail bars. Yeah, those are, I think, all them ah there's a lot of predatory. Yep.
00:53:32
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Yep. That's why my nails are shit, because I don't want to, me too you know, pay. Nah. Come on. just yeah um Yeah, I mean, comments are not the arsehole.
00:53:56
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When you o first were reading the title, didn't realize it was going to end where it did. And I thought, like, am I the asshole for getting escorts after leaving my husband?
00:54:07
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And I wanted to be like, well, no, but like, you probably don't need that to get laid. I think it's an easy easier for women. And then I was like, oh, that's actually not the point of this. So I will refrain. but But I see where they're coming from.
00:54:21
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Because like, having been in the online dating pool, there's a lot of fucking yeah terrible men out there. it takes you have to wade through a lot of shit before you find a good one. well and if you want to just get laid, then go for it.
00:54:36
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Right. And this way, I mean, if they're again, if you find a source that makes it pretty clear about safe sex practices and like non-predatory and stuff like that, then you can kind of trust and of course still use protection. But when people are like, oh yeah, I'm clean and, or whatever, or, you know, not a psycho and you can't, there's like no background checked, check there. I mean, yeah. Yeah.
00:54:58
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yeah Here's, not to play devil's advocate, but other side the coin. um This comment is, I just feel like this is a double standard. If a male wrote this, 99% of people would say they're objectifying the escort.
00:55:14
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I don't think I would.
00:55:17
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But i do think I do think that that is true, that people would. I just don't think I would. it like If all the facts were the same, except for the sexes of the different people, I think I would come down the same way. Of course, it's hard to know, but I think I would.
00:55:33
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Yeah, I think it comes down to... She's not bragging about it. She said it came up in conversation. And she told her friends. If she was going around to everyone, bragging about how she...
00:55:46
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fucks all these escorts because she can then it but yeah it's a bit of the attitude and motivation to right and i think that is also a difference between men and women sometimes
00:56:02
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but if it were like an older gentleman after losing his wife or a you know kind of a dead marriage and like this is rather than maybe because he didn't want to or because he was having a hard time on the dating scene um Like I and basically said everything else is the same. I found, you know, kind of this reputable service and like the reviews and there's like established checks and like test like safe sex and like protocols for me and like things I can't do and what I have to submit.
00:56:32
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Some places will make you submit your own background check and stuff and testing, you know, um to make it really safe for everyone. I would kind of just be like, yeah, do what you got to do, man. Yeah. Yeah. Now, if he was like, I just drove down an alleyway and picked up the first hooker I found, like, i that would be different for me.
00:56:51
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Yeah, know you mean. I mean, i I have known people in the past who had a really difficult time with women and meeting women and losing their virginity.
00:57:04
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And so went down that route for that. think that's like a common theme, particularly for men on TV shows, right? Like not, and there's a TV show about a guy.
00:57:16
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It's like fictionalized, obviously, but he's got like a, he's like, don't know exactly what condition he has, but some sort of physical condition, disability, and like having a really hard time. And I do think eventually gets a male escort because he's queer um to help him with that, you know?
00:57:35
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Exactly. think, like, as you said, like, there are obviously situations where people are being taken advantage of, but people who are um consensual sex workers yeah and enjoy their job, there's no problem with it.
00:57:54
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They're providing a service that people want. Yeah, sex work is work. is Like, bloody hard work. Yeah. Imagine doing that every day. right. Like strippers,
00:58:07
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like they, you know, people act like that's like it isn't always, but also if it's like, I actually enjoy dancing and, yeah you know, like this is how I express myself and I get paid really well because I'm good at it. Yeah.
00:58:19
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And like, okay, good for you. Go for it, man. Yeah. No one wants to pay to see me do that. So more power to you. I used to really want to be ah coyote ugly dancer. Well, yeah, because that looks fun and also like moderately kind of like more modest too, but also still like no one would hire me.
00:58:38
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So I'm like, hey, hello.
00:58:45
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For the listeners there, Kate had a little sort T-Rex arms. and Yeah, and a dumb face. Well, it was just my normal face, but it looked dumb. Well, but there we go. i think we all agree to that. ah No, you're not the asshole. I think your friend's a bit of a prude and needs to just back the fuck off or go and hire an escort herself.
00:59:06
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I think she wants his number to check and see if he's okay. Yeah. Just to make sure he's all right. No, I think that the fact that everyone else in your circle is kind of like, we don't agree with her perspective on your so scenario. I think you could all sit down and talk about when it is exploitive.
00:59:27
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Right. And probably everyone would agree with that. But the fact that she's just assuming things and conflating both like the scenario this person described and what we know is a predatory, dangerous and exploitive part of the industry.
00:59:44
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it doesn't sound like the same thing. And in fact, the only way to really kind of eliminate the exploitive part in addition to like ah better ways to address sex and human trafficking is also to make it legal.
00:59:56
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and regulated so that people can have some autonomy there. Agreed. I think what they should do is get this friend and this male escort in a room together. So he can talk about like, oh, I hear you think I'm just this poor victim. Yeah, I hear you think I'm being exploited.
01:00:11
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Yeah, let me tell you all about how I'm not. yeah I also just think you just don't need to talk to this friend anymore. nay i mean, it's not like friendship ending stuff, but she needs to get life, grow up.
01:00:26
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Well, if this friend's like you're a horrible person and I'm going to continue to like berate you for this, it would be really hard to be like, can we talk? but strong yeah but Can we talk about something else? Can you be friends with me?
01:00:39
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Considering you don't like my life choices. no Considering how you don't like hobnobs. I'm pretty much constantly text you about this now and then we'll see if you want to be my friend still.
01:00:52
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I just think they're like,
01:00:55
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being really taken advantage of and the tickets aren't getting a look in I just don't I don't agree with that
01:01:06
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that okay let's s mash them together let's make little digestive hop nut burgers oh that sounds good that would be a dunker and a half wouldn't it it would get a little bit of both you could dunk that all day dunk all day
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