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Wanker

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POS Podcasts

37 plays · Jan 21, 2026

Written by Matt. 

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Speaker: How's your wanker, bro?

Speaker: Why would you ask that? Just curious how your wanker is doing, bro. What's wrong with you? Is your wanker swinging, bro? What are you talking about?

Speaker: Is your wanker on tilt, guy? What the hell, man? Just looking out for my homie's wanker, you know what I'm saying? You're an idiot. No, seriously, bro.

Speaker: What's that wanker doing right now?

Speaker: Principal Matthews, Andrew keeps asking me about my wanker. What do you mean, son? He's like, how's your wanker doing? Is it swinging? Stuff like that.

Speaker: Hmm. That's interesting. Does he have a reason to be curious about your wanker? What kind of question is that? Did you do anything with your wanker to justify his inquiry?

Speaker: Let me think. Oh yeah, I forgot. I put my wanker in his mouth. Hmm. Very interesting.

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