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Wanker
28 Plays3 months ago
Written by Matt.
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Transcript
Curious Inquiry Begins
00:00:07
Speaker
How's your wanker, bro?
00:00:10
Speaker
Why would you ask that? Just curious how your wanker is doing, bro.
Persistent Curiosity and Annoyance
00:00:16
Speaker
What's wrong with you? Is your wanker swinging, bro? What are you talking about?
00:00:23
Speaker
Is your wanker on tilt, guy? What the hell, man? Just looking out for my homie's wanker, you know what I'm saying? You're an idiot. No, seriously, bro.
00:00:36
Speaker
What's that wanker doing right now?
Escalation to Principal Matthews
00:00:45
Speaker
Principal Matthews, Andrew keeps asking me about my wanker. What do you mean, son? He's like, how's your wanker doing? Is it swinging? Stuff like that.
Principal's Surprising Interest and Revelation
00:00:56
Speaker
Hmm. That's interesting. Does he have a reason to be curious about your wanker? What kind of question is that? Did you do anything with your wanker to justify his inquiry?
00:01:09
Speaker
Let me think. Oh yeah, I forgot. I put my wanker in his mouth. Hmm. Very interesting.