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YouAllEverybody: Hello, you are listening to the all-new Anti-Fanboy Podcast for the week of July 12, 2026. I'm an old man now. My bones are old and dusty and fractured, but I'm still kicking, unlike some people.
YouAllEverybody: My name's Devin Kopech. With me is Steve O'Tierry.
Steve-O: I'm here. I'm ready. i will give you visual and audio proof that I am still alive.
YouAllEverybody: and fellow almost dust bones, Chris Galanti.
IGOTTADUMP: I've been dead this whole fucking time.
YouAllEverybody: Oh man.
Steve-O: oh
YouAllEverybody: And, uh, yeah, you know, Hey, Hey, what are you going to do?
IGOTTADUMP: I'm like some of our GOP senators.
YouAllEverybody: And, uh, John Suarez is on a <unk>s just the way he's away.
IGOTTADUMP: A brief sabbatical.
YouAllEverybody: He's his fucking baby. Send him away to Florida. Said you got to go do this thing for work.
Steve-O: He wants to ride the Tron roller coaster.
YouAllEverybody: I'm telling you, like that that baby knows when I need John.
IGOTTADUMP: Whoa.
YouAllEverybody: i need his availability. And that baby's like, no, no, no, no. You got a thing.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, you're using the babies kind of like you're you're setting stuff up with the baby.
YouAllEverybody: You know what the baby is? The baby is Vince McMahon cutting Paul Heyman off at the knees when they when Paul Heyman was trying to run ECW in the w WWE.
Steve-O: Wow.
Steve-O: Are you? Yeah,
Steve-O: yeah, yeah.
YouAllEverybody: He's like, all your guys are going to lose. I don't care. He's like, Rob Van Dam, he's the first one eliminated in the Elimination Chamber.
Steve-O: You're Paul Heyman? Rob Van Dam?
YouAllEverybody: Sorry.
Steve-O: Who is the equivalent of Rob Van Dam in this analogy?
YouAllEverybody: ah John.
IGOTTADUMP: I. John, yeah.
Steve-O: Wait, John's Rob Van Dam?
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, the baby is Vince McMahon. I'm Paul Heyman.
Steve-O: Okay.
YouAllEverybody: And then I'm like, yo, we need we need John. He's like, yeah, you can have him. But no, sorry. He's going to lose first in the Elimination Chamber.
IGOTTADUMP: And Steve, you're just incredible and I'm Sabu.
Steve-O: Oh, okay.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: That's fair.
YouAllEverybody: Right.
Steve-O: That's fair.
YouAllEverybody: it allll make It all makes sense if you're terminally online like I tend to be sometimes.
Steve-O: who ah Who would be the equivalent of ah Bill Alfonso with the whistle, Devin?
IGOTTADUMP: Tim.
Steve-O: That's fair. That's good.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, you beat me to it.
IGOTTADUMP: Let me come on.
Steve-O: genuine That's genuinely a very good poll.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. 100%. 100% Tim. Come on, dude. Yeah. Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Let's be real here.
Steve-O: it's
IGOTTADUMP: Getting chairs thrown at his head all night.
YouAllEverybody: and
IGOTTADUMP: yeah
YouAllEverybody: yeah
IGOTTADUMP: No one else.
YouAllEverybody: 10. You know what? um And then um Waldo's new Jack.
Steve-O: that's very fair. He'd pull out a knife and stab a guy.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. He's the most new Jack guy I know.
IGOTTADUMP: I've seen him do it. Seen him do it.
YouAllEverybody: I've seen Waldo stab a guy, yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: He's a fucking psycho. I love the kid, but you know, watch out.
YouAllEverybody: And we he said he was cool with it, hes but he wasn't 18. He was under 18. So, turns out you can't stab a...
IGOTTADUMP: He's like, hide this, hide this.
YouAllEverybody: Never mind, I'm just going to drop it there.
IGOTTADUMP: He's always asking me to hide stuff for him. I know this guy.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: We love you, but you know.
YouAllEverybody: I might change his name to New Jack and he'll never um he'll never know. And then just so why'd you put is that a Pagoda or is that um Christopher Lloyd?
IGOTTADUMP: Excuse me, that is Abe Vigoda.
Steve-O: That's Abe Pagoda.
YouAllEverybody: OK.
IGOTTADUMP: As the resident Abe Vigoda expert on the podcast, I would like to verify this photo. Let's take a good look here.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, yeah. Sorry. Chris posted a picture of Abe Pagoda.
IGOTTADUMP: So by the jowls, that's like the closest thing you can really see that it's Ava Goda. The droop is is most apparent.
YouAllEverybody: you know You know what? he's he's got he's doing the um He's doing the obsession mouth.
IGOTTADUMP: It's a freaky necky mouth.
YouAllEverybody: yeah Yeah, the freaky Nicky.
IGOTTADUMP: Then you got you you got your classic shadows under the eyes, big bushy eyebrows.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. Yeah, this might be, ah I don't know, this might be Indy Navarrete, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: It's Ava Goda, folks.
YouAllEverybody: don't know.
IGOTTADUMP: Um, she is a really good actress, so I, I i could be fooled, but I'm going with my gut.
YouAllEverybody: I think it's.
YouAllEverybody: I would know i watched her Call of Duty streams.
IGOTTADUMP: She's doing that now?
YouAllEverybody: No, she was. see See, now that she's popular, ah she everybody's finding that she used to stream Call of Duty.
IGOTTADUMP: On Twitch?
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Wow.
Steve-O: Wow.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: People learn. People just, you know, one's too famous.
YouAllEverybody: Because she she shot the movie, and then and then like obviously, you know like a year ago, and then she was like walking she was like walking dogs and playing Call of Duty.
IGOTTADUMP: Well, I guess she she realized that she had some level of charisma, which is important, right?
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, yeah. Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: And then she...
YouAllEverybody: Not to not to jump right on that, but yeah. She's great.
IGOTTADUMP: Then all she needed was some acting lessons. and been
YouAllEverybody: Oh, yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Bob's your uncle, right?
YouAllEverybody: You know, she had a man teacher at act and now she's good at it.
IGOTTADUMP: Well, you know, some people do that.
YouAllEverybody: I think that's I think that's how it works. Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Some people go that route. It's good to get acting coaching and early, you know?
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. You know, I believe it. Batista did it.
IGOTTADUMP: He's young.
YouAllEverybody: Are you going to you're better than Batista? No.
IGOTTADUMP: i Exactly. like i feel like he's actually a pretty accomplished actor because he took some lessons.
YouAllEverybody: He walks alone in this pit of danger, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: he died He was taught.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Unlike fucking The Rock, who obviously wasn't.
YouAllEverybody: Hey. Hey. Why are you toning down? Why are you toning down?
IGOTTADUMP: mean, it's obvious, Devin.
Steve-O: Mm-hmm.
YouAllEverybody: you toning down? We're my buddy DJ, all right?
IGOTTADUMP: Sorry, I get all high-pitched here. I'm just getting emotional.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, yeah. Well, ah you know, it's been ah it's been a few weeks. took a took a little bit of a week off so uh it's been a minute so there is bullshit yeah um but uh not to make it about me but uh i i'm officially an old man now turned 40.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, had some various bullshit, at least for me, that I had to deal with.
IGOTTADUMP: Hey, look at you.
YouAllEverybody: uh i i built my first warhammer model ever uh that's a lie but i did start uh That was pretty cool. That was a big moment for me by myself wearing a Cyclops visor.
YouAllEverybody: I did that.
IGOTTADUMP: The whole time?
YouAllEverybody: ah Listen, maybe not the whole time. You know, actually, you want to hear something that's a little scary.
IGOTTADUMP: Steve, can you bring in the booze, please?
Steve-O: Oh, yeah. um
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. You want to hear something that's a little frightening, like truthfully.
IGOTTADUMP: Thank you.
YouAllEverybody: So my living room lighting is not the best, admittedly. but i'm building um I'm building a model and I'm like, I can't see this thing. Like I can see it, but like I can't see the details.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, you need like natural light, man.
YouAllEverybody: And I'm like, I know, but that was kind it's kind of all I had.
IGOTTADUMP: Right?
YouAllEverybody: I have like a light that like shines the other, it lights the other side of the room. But I was like, God damn. Cause like it was just the most convenient place to start building the model really. um at the time, right? Because i was like, oh, i want to be in the living room and do this. and I was like, dude, do I already have like old man eyes?
YouAllEverybody: Like I'm like, oh, it's dark.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, boy.
YouAllEverybody: I can't see.
IGOTTADUMP: The photo you posted was kind of dark.
YouAllEverybody: right.
IGOTTADUMP: It was hard to see everything.
YouAllEverybody: all right All right. Maybe it's me.
IGOTTADUMP: I think you need better lighting.
YouAllEverybody: no a hundred No, because i actually next to my computer is like a so legitimate desk with a magnifying light and like a like the whole thing.
IGOTTADUMP: You're never going to get all the finer details without like a key light on it, right?
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Because you're going to see all the little intricacies of it, right?
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, yeah.
YouAllEverybody: But I was like, oh, let me show the guys that I'm doing. You know what? I'll be honest. I think John's jealous. I think John's legitimately jealous of that Cyclops visor.
Steve-O: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: I am too.
YouAllEverybody: i I think, yeah. But he's like, really? He's like mad about it.
Steve-O: You posted that picture of you wearing it while making the model.
YouAllEverybody: yeah he oh And he made some comments, remember? and I was like, nah, nah, nah, dog.
Steve-O: Yeah, yeah, yeah. he was He was saying some wild shit, man.
YouAllEverybody: Nah, nah, nah, dog.
Steve-O: he was popping off. He said you look like like Graham Plattner's fall off right there.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, i don't know what that means.
IGOTTADUMP: what that means. The guy at the Nazi symbol tattoo.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, whoa. what Damn, Steve.
IGOTTADUMP: John doesn't. I just want to clarify.
YouAllEverybody: Damn, John.
IGOTTADUMP: John has no Nazi tattoos.
YouAllEverybody: Can't believe you said that to me.
IGOTTADUMP: This is all Graham Plattner.
Steve-O: Yeah, he he got rid of it before he started running for Senate.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, he's smart.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah, he was but John was smart about it, unlike Graham Plattner.
IGOTTADUMP: Anywho...
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. So what you what you guys been up to?
IGOTTADUMP: You know, um Devin, um been watching some TV, but i don't think I've seen... I'm trying to recall if I've seen a new movie. It's been a long time, I feel.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, I saw a few.
IGOTTADUMP: You saw a few?
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. Well, ah for my birthday, for my birthday, i watched, ah I rewatched Virtuosity, which is a
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, you're talking
Steve-O: all Birthday movies.
IGOTTADUMP: about that.
YouAllEverybody: It's an old favorite, man. um um I can't lie.
IGOTTADUMP: are you talking about that
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, Virtu... What did you think I was talking about?
IGOTTADUMP: It's like new movies. That's what was prepped for.
YouAllEverybody: no no No, I said i say I deserve this, and then I...
IGOTTADUMP: it Because I watched Seven Samurai again. if you really, if that's, that was on Criterion It
YouAllEverybody: Okay. Well, listen. i'm just saying I'm just saying Virtuosity fucks, and it's always good. It's not bad. It's better than Johnny Mnemonic.
IGOTTADUMP: it is, I enjoy it. I enjoy it too.
YouAllEverybody: It's probably the best...
IGOTTADUMP: I think you have two really solid performances from Denzel Washington and Russell Crowe.
YouAllEverybody: See, that's the thing, right? It's like it's definitely it's definitely a movie that is punching above its weight solely because its two leads are super good. And like Denzel was kind of an established name, but obviously still willing to take a kind of work.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah
YouAllEverybody: You know, he wasn't being picky. And then Russell Crowe is pretty much and unknown at that point.
IGOTTADUMP: Now, Devin, can I pick your brain about a certain scene in that movie, please?
YouAllEverybody: And he just kills it. oh Oh, yeah. I think I know what's seen.
IGOTTADUMP: I don't know if you do, because I want a clarification on this.
YouAllEverybody: Okay.
IGOTTADUMP: So the guy who was like creating all of the virtual reality worlds and inputting...
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: you know What was the name of the Russell Crowe's character?
YouAllEverybody: Sid 6.7. I mean, yeah, that's his
IGOTTADUMP: Sid.
Steve-O: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: So he's putting Sid 6.7.
YouAllEverybody: i mean yeah that's his name.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah yeah yeah I get it.
YouAllEverybody: said six fifty four
IGOTTADUMP: So Sid, the guy who was in charge of me, he was like this ah younger guy with long hair and like a beard, right? Wasn't he he like a hacker nerd?
YouAllEverybody: Uh, So, so you're, you're getting it mixed a little bit. The guy who created Sid is the, he's the programmer, right?
IGOTTADUMP: Okay. Okay.
YouAllEverybody: And he's the guy in the suit and he's clearly, he's clearly in love with Sid.
IGOTTADUMP: Okay. Yes.
YouAllEverybody: He's clearly has feelings for Sid.
IGOTTADUMP: Yes. Yeah, you're correct.
YouAllEverybody: The guy who you're thinking of is like, yeah It's funny because this technology is just kind of explained and you're like, this would change the world. And then it's just like, no, let's just make this guy.
YouAllEverybody: He's the weirdo with the beard and the long hair. And he's the guy that's like, oh, I know how to make like digitize constructs. And then they work together.
IGOTTADUMP: Right. That's exactly right.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, they work together. And then, you know,
IGOTTADUMP: So it was in it it was like ah ah implied in the script too that Sid was starting to take more control over the AI, right? Like he was...
YouAllEverybody: I mean, it's very in the beginning because when Denzel and his partner as in the virtual reality world are cops.
IGOTTADUMP: Right. In in that like Japanese tea house.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. In the very beginning, he yeah, he he tweaks the settings and he kills the guy.
IGOTTADUMP: Yes.
IGOTTADUMP: That's right.
YouAllEverybody: He kills like he gives the guy like a seizure. And the guy's like, said, you want us to do that? They're going to catch on to us and then you'll be turned off. See? And then he's just being you know weird because he's creepy.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: um And then he convinces the guy to partner up with the other guy to give him a body.
IGOTTADUMP: That's right.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: And he made like a woman body, right?
YouAllEverybody: yeah Well, could yeah, because the computer guy, the the the software guy basically was he tricks the the the greaseball guy and he's like, oh, we'll make this this sexy prostitute program and then we'll give her a body.
YouAllEverybody: And he's like,
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, but like he was pretending to be the prostitute, correct?
YouAllEverybody: No.
IGOTTADUMP: Sid?
YouAllEverybody: um
IGOTTADUMP: I thought Sid was.
YouAllEverybody: No, no, no. So the guy, the software guy says it's going to be the prostitute lady. And then he just switches out the little gem thing, like makes them run.
IGOTTADUMP: Okay.
YouAllEverybody: Sid wasn't pretending. um
IGOTTADUMP: I thought he was pretending to be in the virtual world to be the prostitute woman.
YouAllEverybody: Now, the prostitute lady is her own program, which frankly, that's a billion dollar idea.
IGOTTADUMP: Okay. Okay.
IGOTTADUMP: Was that the first appearance? Also, won't pick your brain about another scene.
YouAllEverybody: Okay.
IGOTTADUMP: Was this the first appearance of mixed martial arts in a film?
YouAllEverybody: Man, it might have been. And you know what's funny is that stuck out even when I was a kid. But, like, it's funny because they're saying something like... It's not kachow, but they're, like, chanting something the whole time. And I'm like, this is not what happens.
IGOTTADUMP: They do that at every UFC fight.
YouAllEverybody: And then there's, like, four guys fighting at once, like, in there in just the acta.
Steve-O: duty he Dude, Ken Shamrock.
YouAllEverybody: Ken Shamrock's in it. He's... Ken Shamrock is is one of the... He gets...
Steve-O: This is Sideburns era Shamrock.
YouAllEverybody: i don't think he had... No, but...
Steve-O: We trimmed him.
YouAllEverybody: So it's funny because at that point, Sid gets his hand blown off and he has that blue goo. And he's just like...
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: He's just like threatening all the UFC fighters with his hand goo stump.
IGOTTADUMP: You get to watch Russell Crowe eat glass for like 50% of that movie.
YouAllEverybody: Dude, that's a great visual design. I love that.
IGOTTADUMP: That is pretty cool.
YouAllEverybody: Anyway, that's far more than i thought we were ever going to talk about virtuosity, but...
IGOTTADUMP: I watched it a few times as a child because I thought it was pretty rad.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, man. Yeah, it's a, it's a dope movie.
Steve-O: I feel like I had a science teacher that constantly played that movie for us.
IGOTTADUMP: Why didn't any of it stick?
YouAllEverybody: Wait, wait.
IGOTTADUMP: should have joined in on the conversation.
Steve-O: Oh, no, I'm sorry. I'm not thinking of virtuosity.
YouAllEverybody: You're thinking Gattaca, dude.
Steve-O: I'm thinking of Gattaca.
IGOTTADUMP: Gannick. Oh, Steve.
Steve-O: I'm thinking of Gattaca.
IGOTTADUMP: Everybody has a science teacher.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, but Chris, Chris, think about it.
IGOTTADUMP: guy was obsessed.
YouAllEverybody: Steve got Gattaca and Virtuosity confused. They're not even remotely the same.
Steve-O: What a fucking idiot!
YouAllEverybody: They're not even remotely the same.
Steve-O: What a...
IGOTTADUMP: Both are very...
YouAllEverybody: There's not a single steel. I'll tell you this right. There's not a single black man in Gattaca. Well, virtuosity has maybe one of the most famous black men of all time. Just saying, I'm just saying,
IGOTTADUMP: Oh wait I'm really trying to think if there's any black people in Gattaca now.
YouAllEverybody: I hope I mean, listen.
Steve-O: I'm pulling up a cast list.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. ugly
IGOTTADUMP: That's fucked because that movie is about genetic.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. Yes. Yes.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah he's pretty fucked up. though I'll give you that one.
Steve-O: Two years later. wow you're right, Devin.
YouAllEverybody: Sorry.
Steve-O: Ethan Hawke.
IGOTTADUMP: He's pretty black though.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: Jude Law.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: Uma Thurman.
YouAllEverybody: ehan Ethan Hawke was with mo Denzel in that famous movie, but.
IGOTTADUMP: he's the black He's the blackest of the cast.
Steve-O: Ernest Borgnine.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, wait, never mind.
YouAllEverybody: Ernest P.
Steve-O: Blair Underwood was in the movie as geneticist.
YouAllEverybody: All right.
Steve-O: That's the that the only person I...
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, but she's not in the world where they made perfect people.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: She's in the world before that. ah
YouAllEverybody: it's
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, yeah, that sucks.
YouAllEverybody: It's funny because I... Hey.
IGOTTADUMP: You know, maybe that's actually like a deeper commentary in the film.
YouAllEverybody: You know what? Bring up the Jude Law next time you see him, Steve.
Steve-O: You know, I do talk to him regularly now. He calls me once every ah Wednesday.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: What you guys talking about?
YouAllEverybody: You're like, Jude, you got stop drinking because you're in that wheelchair. And he's like, whatever. What are you going to do?
Steve-O: What are you going to do, Steve? Give me more whiskey.
IGOTTADUMP: I'm going ran through a wall.
YouAllEverybody: Give me more whiskey. Yeah. God fucking
Steve-O: what movie What movie was that, though, that ah they did like a black and white version of it and it's apparently better?
YouAllEverybody: Johnny mnemonic.
Steve-O: Johnny Mnemonic. Yeah, you got it.
YouAllEverybody: But the problem is it's the same fucking movie. It's just black and white. So how is it actually better?
IGOTTADUMP: It doesn't fix the script.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, it doesn't fix that movie.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah
Steve-O: Let's fix the script, but, you know, visually.
YouAllEverybody: No, you know, what's funny is then that, so that took me down
IGOTTADUMP: Visually, it's more stunning. i kind of think it wasn't terribly shot to begin with. Like, it looks cool.
YouAllEverybody: The problem is, is apparently that movie had, it was supposed to be like almost like a weird avant-garde, like 20, $30 million dollars movie, if that.
YouAllEverybody: And then they're like, well, we want Keanu in it. And then it's got, then they turn it into a big blockbuster. But it's funny because that then led me down Neuromancer.
Steve-O: Oh, okay.
YouAllEverybody: And then, cause Neuromancer is one of those like original cyberpunk, like almost like created the cyberpunk genre, but also un-
Steve-O: okay
IGOTTADUMP: which is now going to be an Apple TV show.
YouAllEverybody: And that's the thing, right? I was reading about how it was like unfilmable. And then all of a sudden I see a frigging teaser for it for on Apple TV. And I was like, what the?
IGOTTADUMP: They're doing it, man.
YouAllEverybody: And frankly, I don't mean to be that guy. And I will gladly eat my words. But like I was reading it and like the synopsis of it. was like, this does not sound that interesting. Like it really doesn't.
IGOTTADUMP: No, it's not.
YouAllEverybody: And it's.
IGOTTADUMP: See, the problem with Neuromancer is it's the progenitor of everything that we've loved and experienced already.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, so it's almost like, it's almost like, low not low-key, but it's like, I don't know, it's like, all right, this is I've seen hard more hardcore cyberpunk.
IGOTTADUMP: it's it's It's old hat. It's old hat at this point.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, it's old hat, it's almost, it's soft.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, dude.
YouAllEverybody: It's soft in comparison.
Steve-O: Mm-hmm.
IGOTTADUMP: Yep.
YouAllEverybody: Like, they're like, the one guy has a, he has a, like, what's that thing where you can cut people's heads off with a wire?
IGOTTADUMP: Imada Wire.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, but it was like his thumb, so he had like, took his thumb off and he like, cut people's head off heads off.
IGOTTADUMP: how's How's that going compare to the Cyberpunk anime season two?
YouAllEverybody: yeah yeah exactly exactly it's almost like yeah but anyway yeah so sorry that took me it took me quite it took me down uh maybe down the road man um also saw a stargate never watched stargate before never seen stargate and uh
IGOTTADUMP: i agree. I think it's too late for that. I think it's... it's
IGOTTADUMP: never seen Stargate. what do What are your opinions of James Spader in this film?
YouAllEverybody: It's weird because I was like, that has to be a wig. Has to be. There's no way his hair would ever look like that.
IGOTTADUMP: I'm going to throw this one at Steve.
Steve-O: Oh, you you're talking about James Spader and Stargate to me.
IGOTTADUMP: Does he have a wig?
YouAllEverybody: steve That almost sounds like Steve's like trying to figure out what you're talking about at all. He's like, oh, Shakespeare in Stargate.
Steve-O: Let me look this up. Let me look this up.
IGOTTADUMP: ha ha
Steve-O: I don't know if I'm James.
IGOTTADUMP: You don't know if you're prepared for this?
Steve-O: um Yeah, I have to do my homework.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, wow.
Steve-O: um
IGOTTADUMP: It's James Spader of a wig.
YouAllEverybody: So here's
Steve-O: What year? What year did Stargate come out?
IGOTTADUMP: He has hair.
Steve-O: He does have hair.
IGOTTADUMP: He's not going bald.
YouAllEverybody: I know.
Steve-O: Okay. So two years later, crash came out, right? If Stargate was 94 crash was 96.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, you're right.
Steve-O: ninety snis
IGOTTADUMP: The Cronenberg movie?
Steve-O: He does have hair.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: But he's got like, I don't want say flowing locks, but he has like, yeah, like here's a, you're looking at it right there.
IGOTTADUMP: Kind of scruffy hair in Crash.
Steve-O: It's, it's, it's kind of, it's kind of like thinning a little bit. It's, it's,
YouAllEverybody: So here's the weird thing about Stargate. um
YouAllEverybody: That movie has so many spinoffs like SG-1, Atlantis, Stargate Origins, like all these like sci-fi fucking this thing ran for 10 seasons to a point where I was like, oh, this must be based off like a book or something.
YouAllEverybody: No, just a screenplay by Roland Emmerich. That guy just based off one movie, just created it like
IGOTTADUMP: the director of Independence Day.
YouAllEverybody: not star trek Not Star Trek size, right? It's not Star Trek size. But it's like, you know, it's a tier below, obviously. But it's just like, Roland Emmerich, of all people, created Stargate. And it's just like, damn, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: Let me, let me, let me give you my opinions of Stargate because I, what?
YouAllEverybody: All right. All right. Yeah. Also, didn't like it, by the way.
IGOTTADUMP: What?
YouAllEverybody: Let's put that up. Did not like Stargate.
IGOTTADUMP: You didn't like it? now No, no, no.
YouAllEverybody: No, um and ah I'm bored.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, like, it's, I, I.
YouAllEverybody: I'm very much bored by the Egyptian. I just never really vibe with the Egyptian style.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, good.
YouAllEverybody: Like, i don't know what the word it is, but yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: No, no, no. Well, that's not my question so much. But, like, it's more so, I think it starts very strong.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: I think the first act of that movie is very good. I think finding James Spader is like the intellectual in the, in the schools and like the discovery, the whole aspect of that.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: And then Kurt Russell's character, who's like traumatized and shit.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Like all that's really solid.
Steve-O: Mm-hmm.
YouAllEverybody: It
IGOTTADUMP: The moment they go through the stargate, it is just trite.
YouAllEverybody: becomes so...
IGOTTADUMP: The pacing is bad.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: And they have to set up a villain.
YouAllEverybody: You know, it's...
IGOTTADUMP: And it just feels like it's not fully cooked.
YouAllEverybody: it's funny because like the, it's like all the tropes are there, like of like, oh, the, the slaves get American guns. So now they're just basically all action here.
YouAllEverybody: Like that's the army, like all those things that you've seen in all these other action movies in like the nineties and early two thousands.
IGOTTADUMP: Of course.
YouAllEverybody: And I was like, yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: It's Lawrence of Arabia. Like done again and again and again.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. And I was like, damn, but man, like, it's just the aesthetic has net like Egyptian aesthetic is like, does not really interest me ever.
IGOTTADUMP: I like the Egyptian aesthetic.
YouAllEverybody: it but but and And, like, listen, it's a 90s movie.
IGOTTADUMP: I do.
YouAllEverybody: It's a budget. I don't want to say it's a low budget, but, like, it's the 90s. I just, they're like, oh, the aliens. Like, oh, like, the Egyptian gods are actually aliens.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, like Chariots of the Gods.
YouAllEverybody: But also, the Egyptian alien gods look like humans.
Steve-O: Hmm.
YouAllEverybody: And I'm like, oh, that's convenient. Like,
IGOTTADUMP: that's all That's all shit from Chariots of the Gods. Like the the pyramids were built by aliens and shit.
YouAllEverybody: i don't know. I know, but I'm just saying, like, bro, you're talking about aliens and there's, okay, that's cool. But then they're like, but they look like humans. And you're like, that's less cool. Like, that's morey.
YouAllEverybody: Because like they, you know, i don't know. if They just like possess other humans or something.
IGOTTADUMP: I do feel like that movie was a bit of an effects showcase.
YouAllEverybody: It was, the Stargate still looks good. Like that that effect. Still pretty sick.
IGOTTADUMP: I think it was a proof of concept for a lot of stuff.
YouAllEverybody: um Yeah, yeah.
Steve-O: That's they named it after the Stargate.
IGOTTADUMP: Because you notice, what I noticed, the the whatever staff they use in that film, ah
YouAllEverybody: Oh, God.
IGOTTADUMP: They function almost exactly like the turrets on the alien ships in Independence Day.
Steve-O: Oh.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. um
IGOTTADUMP: They look like identical. Like they split open like a penis.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: And there's like a little... like jump And it's like a whitish energy.
YouAllEverybody: well Well, Chris, I mean.
Steve-O: Wait, hold on They split open like a penis.
IGOTTADUMP: Well, there's like... a
Steve-O: Chris, explain how your penis works.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, yeah you heard.
IGOTTADUMP: he
YouAllEverybody: Crystal, I'll picture of your penis right now.
IGOTTADUMP: if you were to split a penis down the piss hole and it were to expose a weapon of some sort, that would be the equivalent of...
Steve-O: yeah
YouAllEverybody: You're saying your penis doesn't split and show teeth.
Steve-O: Chris got a Debbie, Debbie working dick.
YouAllEverybody: Steve, Steve, you remember, Steve, remember tremors? Yeah. it The graboids.
Steve-O: i am
IGOTTADUMP: ah
YouAllEverybody: That's that.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah
YouAllEverybody: Fucking freak, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: I can't. That's the best way I can describe it. Because it's like bulbous at the end.
YouAllEverybody: Uh,
IGOTTADUMP: Devin, you know what i'm talking about here, okay?
Steve-O: Mm-hmm.
YouAllEverybody: i No, no, I do. i just, yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Let me explain.
YouAllEverybody: You know. ah Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: They're very similar. That's all.
YouAllEverybody: So ah it's just funny because i was like, man, i didn't realize that it spun off on all these shows.
IGOTTADUMP: I'm fine.
YouAllEverybody: And like, i've I'm aware of like SG-1 and everything, but I didn't realize it was like a direct sequel to the movie. And then I started watching the TV show. And then I would, I was bothering Jenny because like every time, because it was on it.
IGOTTADUMP: that that richard dean That's Richard Dean Stanton, correct?
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, I think so. and And then I'd be like, wow, what a Stargate every time something happened in that movie.
IGOTTADUMP: Giver.
YouAllEverybody: She's like, you need to stop.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, you got it you gotta do that.
YouAllEverybody: And I was like, yeah, I was like, shut up.
IGOTTADUMP: Isn't French Stewart in Stargate?
YouAllEverybody: No, he's in Third Rock from the Sun.
IGOTTADUMP: Wait, Devin. Look that up, please.
YouAllEverybody: none no. Well, i mean maybe, maybe in one episode.
IGOTTADUMP: No, no, French Stewart.
Steve-O: ah French Stewart played Lieutenant Louis Ferretti in the original 1994 Stargate feature film.
IGOTTADUMP: Yes!
IGOTTADUMP: I fucking knew it! either Yeah, he's in the movie.
YouAllEverybody: oh Oh, in the movie. Yeah. a a Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: And he's like a hard he's a hard case.
YouAllEverybody: He's not. That's what I'm saying. Like, he's he's not Frank Stewart. Right.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: He's not how you think.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, of course.
YouAllEverybody: um That being said, little bit of respect to Stargate SG one. Christopher Judge. That's like his that's the thing you know him from.
IGOTTADUMP: That's right. I always forget he's in the
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. And then what was funny enough is i was like, am I about to watch Stargate SG one? And then I was like I can't. What am I doing? What am I doing? It's that's the era of 24 episode seasons in 10 seasons.
YouAllEverybody: i was like, cool
IGOTTADUMP: right, listen, I understand the hierarchy of nerddom. I get it.
YouAllEverybody: yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: But I fully believe, and I think Steve will agree with me here, that Star Trek is above Stargate.
YouAllEverybody: No, no, no, no. Now, Chris, yes.
IGOTTADUMP: As far as nerddom goes, okay.
Steve-O: Oh, yeah, absolutely.
YouAllEverybody: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What do you mean above like classier or like more nerdy?
Steve-O: Respect.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, more classy, respectful...
YouAllEverybody: Okay. Okay. You know, it's funny, Chris, is I was like, where does it rate like the the Stargate fandom? And then i was like, wait, then I remembered Farscape.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, Farscape, that's up i was exactly what I was thinking of as an equivalent nerd community.
Steve-O: Hmm.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. Yeah. And then and then like I'm burning rainforest now because I'm talking chat GPT. I'm like, explain the Farscape universe versus the Stargate universe. And then You know, we were...
YouAllEverybody: ah i was I was burning down some DMs on...
Steve-O: That's why the water has been tasting so funny.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Steve-O: but Somebody's been looking up Farscape.
YouAllEverybody: um But I was like, yo, man.
IGOTTADUMP: please That's important, though.
YouAllEverybody: I was like, whoa, what happens if you've seen You've seen, like, pictures of Farscape.
IGOTTADUMP: Have you ever seen Farscape?
Steve-O: No, no.
IGOTTADUMP: mean, yeah you probably watched Farscape.
Steve-O: I have seen advertisements while I watched.
YouAllEverybody: There's no way you haven't caught 20 minutes of a Farscape episode.
IGOTTADUMP: You probably watched it, but you've never seen it.
Steve-O: Yeah. Dude, that's the thing, though, because it's like I feel like.
YouAllEverybody: There's no way...
Steve-O: growing up, I watched a lot of nerdy things, but there were definitely things that like, I kept a far distance from.
IGOTTADUMP: course.
YouAllEverybody: that you're like, this is, yeah no, no, 100%, because I was like,
IGOTTADUMP: Andromeda?
Steve-O: a
IGOTTADUMP: What is that? That fucking Kevin Sorbo bullshit?
YouAllEverybody: oh, man, yeah, so, yeah, probably, yeah,
IGOTTADUMP: What is that? I can't.
Steve-O: think so.
IGOTTADUMP: Is that what it was called?
Steve-O: I remember something like that.
YouAllEverybody: So it's just funny because I thought Stargate was like a ah water thing.
IGOTTADUMP: Nah. I'm out.
YouAllEverybody: I thought they were like... And then I realized there's Stargate Atlantis. And I was like, oh, that makes more sense.
Steve-O: Mm-hmm.
YouAllEverybody: A spinoff. There's like three spinoffs. But yeah, no. And then I was like, Farscape? What about Farscape? And then it's like, that's just like trashy aliens, basically. With even lower budget. But...
YouAllEverybody: I was like, dude, if I was on an island, if I was like on an island for a year, i was, I'd load up on all the trashy sci-fi shows.
IGOTTADUMP: Don't go down that hole. so good
YouAllEverybody: like I think why not dude?
IGOTTADUMP: ah Yeah, I guess if i if I had no shame and I was waiting to die.
YouAllEverybody: what Well, like, like, yeah, you've seen star Trek a million times, Chris open, open your third eye.
IGOTTADUMP: and no No, no, no. I agree with you, Devin. i if If I was withering away slowly on an island with no food and proper water, i would probably be down.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: yeah Yeah. if you were If you were Mitch McConnell, you'd be like, i need, just put on, I'm on this bed for a minute until at least August. Until the deadline, right?
YouAllEverybody: So we're just going to watch Stargate until.
Steve-O: literally the deadline.
IGOTTADUMP: I'd truck their hood.
YouAllEverybody: um So yeah, watch that. Rewatch Spider-Man Homecoming in preparation for the new one. Man, Homecoming's still a good movie.
Steve-O: That's the first one.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, yeah. So Far From Home is the one I think where he gets the pair. That's the Mysterio one.
Steve-O: European vacation.
YouAllEverybody: That one definitely did not hold up on ah on a multiple views. i was like, yeah, this one's this one's kind of rough. No Way Home is, you know, with all the Spider-Man.
YouAllEverybody: That movie still fucks. I still really like that one.
Steve-O: I hear so many people like running that movie down on like repeat viewings.
YouAllEverybody: But like,
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, that's good that's getting trashed in retrospect.
YouAllEverybody: the the only thing The only thing that is noticeable once they say it is like they're like, this they were shooting that at like peak COVID. And then you're like, oh, everything is just in a room.
Steve-O: Hmm.
YouAllEverybody: Not everything, but they're like, it's very obvious like that was shot a little bit differently because of like COVID stuff. But at the same time, do that movie still Yeah. still hits
IGOTTADUMP: i don't I don't like Homecoming. don't like Far From Home.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, I know, Chris.
IGOTTADUMP: All right.
YouAllEverybody: um Hey, ah I finished the bear.
IGOTTADUMP: my piece.
YouAllEverybody: i was I was down on the bear. Very down on the bear in the first half. And, i man, it really really kind of stuck the landing, though. I will so i think it did.
YouAllEverybody: So overall, man, bear, I'd say good sit as a show, as a series.
Steve-O: The whole show, the entirety.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, yeah, because it's like it starts so good and then kind of peters out. And then was very concerned about that last season. And then, you know, once it's like those four episodes of like, what are we doing here? And then those remaining episodes just like kill it. And I was like, all right, hell yeah.
YouAllEverybody: And then, ah listen, I ah ah watched ah Chris. You didn't see this, right? You did not see the new Evil Dead.
IGOTTADUMP: No, no, no, no, no.
YouAllEverybody: you didn't know. Yeah, I watched the Evil Dead movie. And hey, I think the the score is still it's still perfect if you're counting you like good movies.
YouAllEverybody: Evil Dead, I don't think there's a bad one. Now, that being said, no i Rise is not bad, though.
IGOTTADUMP: Eh, Bryce, eh.
YouAllEverybody: I wouldn't say Rise is bad. I definitely would not say that. But that being said, Evil Dead, ah the remake, Evil Dead Rise, Evil Dead Burn.
YouAllEverybody: Yes, there's elements of like the kind of mischievous deadite. A little comedy, like a little bit, but they're all fairly hardcore horror films, especially like mean-spirited horror films.
YouAllEverybody: After Burn, I think I'm ready for like another Ash stand-in. I'm not saying it has to be Ash Williams. I'm saying recast, but like we need somebody that's just like, hey, instead of like having your loved ones like die in horrible manner, like can we have maybe one of them just get like thrown through a wall and then like do something not funny, but like.
Steve-O: Some schlock. Give us some fun schlock.
YouAllEverybody: You know what I said? And I credit this to you, Steve. I was i i haven't seen someone fall ass-backwards in a victory in a very long time regarding Evil Dead. And i need I think I'm ready for that again.
Steve-O: I think you're onto to something, Devin.
YouAllEverybody: umre
Steve-O: I agree.
YouAllEverybody: Like, listen. Rise is good. Burn is good. like
Steve-O: i think that's why I don't have like any drive to see Burn. It's just kind of just is like rehashing the thing that came with Evil Dead Rise. And it's like, yeah.
YouAllEverybody: It's weird because it's like a direct sequel, but like not really, like not really though. And listen that's listen, there's some harsh shit going on in there if if that's what you're into, right? Just meet deadites being real mean and nasty.
YouAllEverybody: But I don't know. there's just some There's just that like, don't want to say irreplaceable charm that obviously Bruce Campbell brought to the that you know the movie and the series.
YouAllEverybody: But man, there's just, it's missing that. It's just too, again, we the experiment success, like we got three three movies of like really nasty, mean deadites.
Steve-O: Right.
YouAllEverybody: I'm ready for something that, I'm not saying army of darkness, but like, hey, can we just get like a groovy? Can we get that energy in here somewhere, please?
Steve-O: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: I think I'm ready.
IGOTTADUMP: I would love there to be another Ash equivalent, but he would have to be even dumber.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, like it's like, listen I'm not going to act like it's easy.
IGOTTADUMP: He'd have to be like even dumber. Like way stupider.
Steve-O: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: I'll be honest. I think that is.
IGOTTADUMP: like ah like ah Like a solid Zoomer moron.
YouAllEverybody: Like.
IGOTTADUMP: Like like that those kids from...
YouAllEverybody: Punked?
Steve-O: yeah
IGOTTADUMP: um That like that prank reality fake reality show. What was that called? Oh my God. That was so long ago.
YouAllEverybody: punked? he took a punkt
IGOTTADUMP: No, not punk. No, but anyway, regardless.
YouAllEverybody: Okay.
IGOTTADUMP: Yes. ah Like a broccoli haired moron.
YouAllEverybody: yeah i you know what's funny though is like i don't could you imagine that's gotta be as hard if not harder to recast than like a batman
IGOTTADUMP: It can't be anything like Bruce Campbell. like it's It has to go hard into being a moron.
Steve-O: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: yeah that's the thing it can't be and he's so unique too he's so unique in that space like you know ah goat literally one of the goats of just like people being on film and TV, like Bruce Campbell, like how that, that is a very unique charisma.
YouAllEverybody: And I don't know how you find that, but I'm ready for some, I don't, I don't think you do.
IGOTTADUMP: I don't think you try to recapture it. I don't. think i don't
YouAllEverybody: I don't think recapture in word, but like, I think I need something similar because, and listen, they've already, they already said, I think evil dead wrath is coming out and that's a prequel.
YouAllEverybody: So like, I think the ship's already sailed in terms of like,
Steve-O: Can I float something at you guys?
YouAllEverybody: Float.
Steve-O: Evil Dead starring Tim Robinson.
YouAllEverybody: Pennywise. As.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah yeah Yeah, like playing a complete putz.
YouAllEverybody: Uh.
IGOTTADUMP: Like, that's... i like It has to go...
Steve-O: Is that too far or is that too much?
YouAllEverybody: The thing is.
IGOTTADUMP: no because it has to go back into comedy a little bit more.
YouAllEverybody: I think it that might be too that might be too much.
IGOTTADUMP: That's my thing.
YouAllEverybody: like I don't want it to turn into a skit.
IGOTTADUMP: Uh-uh.
YouAllEverybody: Like that.
IGOTTADUMP: I...
YouAllEverybody: Because.
IGOTTADUMP: I think it's getting too dark. I think what made Evil Dead 2 kind of great was how silly it is. And what made Army of Darkness great was also how silly it is.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: I think it needs a levity and it needs some level of humor to it.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Those series.
YouAllEverybody: And, and like, listen, I'm not going to say there's not a little bit of that in this, like there is for sure, but it's not, it's not in any way close to like how it, you know, evil dead to army dark.
IGOTTADUMP: Right.
YouAllEverybody: It's nowhere near that. It's just like, Oh, the old lady got her teeth knocked out. Like, Okay.
IGOTTADUMP: needs to be It needs to be a little bit schlockier and less like...
YouAllEverybody: Cool.
IGOTTADUMP: like I read the the the description of this and it's like, oh, it's like husband been abusing his wife and that becomes the thing about domestic violence.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: like I think it doesn't need to be weighty. As weighty as they're making it. like I think it mean it needs to be more fun.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, yeah, yeah. like Because...
IGOTTADUMP: It's like...
YouAllEverybody: Dude, I just think about some of those cold opens in Ash vs. Evil Dead, the show.
Steve-O: that's a great show
YouAllEverybody: And, like, some of those were so fucking funny.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, exactly.
YouAllEverybody: And um I don't know, man.
IGOTTADUMP: i miss it. I miss that shit.
YouAllEverybody: I know. Yeah, and it's tough. Because hit him, you know, you'll never, you'll never, ever replace him. Right?
Steve-O: no
YouAllEverybody: But I just, like, can we just move? i just need somebody. Somebody. Somebody.
IGOTTADUMP: Some big good.
YouAllEverybody: somebody
IGOTTADUMP: You need a big good.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, give me a goon, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: You need Joe Keery.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: Oh, I could see something like that.
IGOTTADUMP: You need Joe Keery.
Steve-O: I could see that.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. Listen, I know it's a bit close to Stranger Things. You don't want get typecasted. But come on. Like him being the last dude and being a moron.
YouAllEverybody: I mean, he's too popular now, but what about like a pre... What about like a write-off of Top Gun Maverick Glenn Powell?
IGOTTADUMP: I have to say it's Clint Powell. I think he's too old. You know what mean?
YouAllEverybody: All right. I mean, you're right.
IGOTTADUMP: He
YouAllEverybody: You're right. You're not wrong. I just, I like Glenn Plow.
IGOTTADUMP: he needs to be younger. I like Glenn Powell too but I honestly don't know where ever to slot him in at anything you're right but he looks young he's got young energy and I think I would just carry and he's an idiot looking person don't how else to say it
YouAllEverybody: Glenn Plow. I
YouAllEverybody: i mean, Joe Carey's not, he's like 36 now, 38. thirty eight Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: That's true.
Steve-O: you
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, no, no. I mean, shit, shit. You're not, you're not, maybe. Okay. All right. right. Well, we can spend the next two hours doing that. Um,
IGOTTADUMP: That's basically, I guess you would i would cast around that if I were to...
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, no, no, I think that's good.
IGOTTADUMP: it
YouAllEverybody: I think that's good. and But, like, I'd say... Man. um It's between a fuck and a good set for me.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, yeah, yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Evil Dead Bird.
IGOTTADUMP: Here's for you.
YouAllEverybody: Because I definitely... I dug it. i There were a few scenes where i was like, oh my god! Because it's just... you know And it's it's it's pretty gnarly and at points. um You know.
YouAllEverybody: Trigger warning for... there's this There's a thing where you're like, oh, I hope they don't do that. And hey, they do that. So that's that's your kind of warning.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: well you know that that half of evil dead is well represented you know
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, I know. But this this there was a moment where i was like, yeah, this is pretty vicious. and it's it's It's not done completely for just shock and all, but it's still, you know, like, oh, okay.
YouAllEverybody: This is a shame. but ah And listen, last last thing last thing that I did. <unk> big Listen, this is busy two weeks. I'm caught up. I'm caught up on X-Men 97 Season 2.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, that's what I talk about.
YouAllEverybody: Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
Steve-O: Oh, no, no, no.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, Steve, you watch this shit? Oh!
Steve-O: I didn't realize.
YouAllEverybody: right, Steve, I'll tell you this. ah This is the moment, right? Because the first week they they dropped three episodes. The last of the episode three was part one of a two-parter and then four came out.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Steve-O: Okay.
YouAllEverybody: So if you like this is when to start, I think.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Because you'll get the first the first episode and then then, you know, the first two episodes and then you get a sick-ass, at a sick two-parter, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: Yes.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: It's really fucking good.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: It's really good.
YouAllEverybody: It's real. Hey, hey, the quality is is on. it's The through line is still there. The drop off is not there.
IGOTTADUMP: i was kind of, I'll be honest, I was kind of like downing it a little because of how great the first season was.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Like, I didn't think they were going to be able to recapture that level of quality. is still really fucking good.
YouAllEverybody: And hey, I mean, not to not to be that guy, but like there's the 30 minute episodes, I think, I think.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah Yep.
YouAllEverybody: So it's it's not a big it's not a big thing.
Steve-O: Nice little chewable.
YouAllEverybody: Very chewable.
IGOTTADUMP: they gave ah They gave a character fight scene that I'd never seen before.
YouAllEverybody: And...
IGOTTADUMP: Really.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Get a fight scene. And that was cool. That was cool.
YouAllEverybody: Also sick is... um These intros... they're all the intros are always worthwhile because they keep switching it up. The teams... They're not always different, but...
IGOTTADUMP: yeah yeah Yeah, that was cool.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. It's I mean, Hey dude.
IGOTTADUMP: he Also, there is some good needle drops.
YouAllEverybody: yeah
IGOTTADUMP: Like, really solid fucking...
YouAllEverybody: Oh, hell yeah. Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Woo! Get your blood pumping.
YouAllEverybody: So yeah, it's a, I mean, these are either Thursday, Thursday or Friday drops, I think.
IGOTTADUMP: i I wait with bated breath. I seriously am like, I count the days until I can see another episode of the show.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. So, yeah, like I said, this is this is the – this is your – this is – now it's – the hopscotch, Steve, that now you can jump in, right?
Steve-O: Okay, okay.
YouAllEverybody: This is it.
Steve-O: The ah the official confirmation.
YouAllEverybody: This is the moment. Like, yeah, where you're looking to hop in, this is the moment where you go, uh.
Steve-O: Good, good.
IGOTTADUMP: You're going to cry.
Steve-O: I think the thing was is I loved the first season so much I was afraid that this new season was not going to live up.
YouAllEverybody: And then –
Steve-O: So that's it's good to hear that this is worth it.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, so far, the quality is just there. um and The only thing is, is i just kind of like in true animated series fashion, like I almost wish we stayed with some things a little longer.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, Devin.
YouAllEverybody: But it's tough, because it it it is...
IGOTTADUMP: But like just the kiss of certain things.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: You're like, it you they already did certain things better than some people.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: You know what i mean?
YouAllEverybody: And... oh yeah and like Because like we know, I think we know like Spider-Man 97 is coming too, I think. I think that's, but I am ready, dude. I am ready to just let's do the entire 97, like make a 97 Avengers. Like I want all of them to look like this.
YouAllEverybody: Just make that. Just make that whole end. there's There's notes of possibly expanding it out. like This is still very, very, very X-Men centric.
YouAllEverybody: But there are particular notes where i was like, dude, if this blows up the way it could, like we'd be looking at some heavy shit.
IGOTTADUMP: Yes, yeah. No, if they're if they're going where I think they're going.
YouAllEverybody: you know Yeah, yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: If they're going where I think they're going.
YouAllEverybody: what Oh, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: And if they stick the landing on something, I don't think anybody really could. cause it's
YouAllEverybody: Well, oh man.
IGOTTADUMP: Anyway.
YouAllEverybody: So, so yeah, it's, I'm so mad, Steve. So mad haven't watched this. Um, because, because like they could, okay.
IGOTTADUMP: and what well but Let me finish, Devin.
Steve-O: I've been doing work.
IGOTTADUMP: Hold on.
Steve-O: been doing work. This is a race that never ends.
IGOTTADUMP: Let me finish.
Steve-O: Keep going.
IGOTTADUMP: I will say this, Devin. I will say this. If they do what I think they're goingnna do and they handle it better than I think the source material does, this could be the best thing that Disney, is Marvel MC has ever created.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Um,
YouAllEverybody: um
Steve-O: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: The MCO. Yes.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, i like like this is kind of one of the...
IGOTTADUMP: I will say it.
YouAllEverybody: It's one of those things where you almost go like, yeah, did we need Ironheart? Like, did we need to waste time on Ironheart? Like, no, just put it just put the money towards expanding this.
Steve-O: Hone the laser, hone the laser a little bit more.
YouAllEverybody: Or it's like, listen let's take some that budget. The MCU does not need to get any bigger at this point. It really does not.
Steve-O: Right.
YouAllEverybody: So let's help. And let's expand this animated thing. And let's just. And then, you know, again, like like Chris is saying, if they kind of go where you think they're going to go this opens the door to kind of put us all in ah in a real comfortable, comfortable spot.
IGOTTADUMP: Epic. Epic. Big. Big. Big.
YouAllEverybody: yeah Yeah, we're going to pause it. You're going to watch for two hours.
Steve-O: I'm going watch it. I'll just run through.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, we'll pause for like two hours.
Steve-O: That's fair. That's fair. That's fair.
YouAllEverybody: of it Anyway, yeah, X-Men 97. Yeah, and game-wise, I'm just replaying Final Fantasy VII Rebirth.
Steve-O: You live in that dream. You rebirthed.
YouAllEverybody: I'm rebirthing.
IGOTTADUMP: I haven't played a game in a minute.
YouAllEverybody: Well, to be fair, to be fair to this,
Steve-O: Chris doesn't even know what games are anymore.
IGOTTADUMP: um even know why you guys talking about Monopoly?
YouAllEverybody: I mean, Chris, to be fair, it's been pretty – there hasn't been any good gaming news, I feel like, since, like, May.
IGOTTADUMP: Are you talking about phone games?
Steve-O: Dude, it's all bad news, man.
YouAllEverybody: Like, maybe maybe, like, the second week of June, like, like when Summer Games Fest, like, that was it.
Steve-O: mean
YouAllEverybody: And even then, retroactively, some of that is horrible now. But And it just, yeah, nasty and bad news and everything.
IGOTTADUMP: It's just everybody's shit scared about Grand Theft Auto. They just...
Steve-O: Shit ass scared, baby.
IGOTTADUMP: There's nothing. There's nothing.
YouAllEverybody: But, ah Steve, have you been playing to watch or watching anything yet?
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, dude, me too.
Steve-O: All right. I want to do a quick watching. watching all right Boom. ah Widow's Bay. ah watched all of it.
YouAllEverybody: Yes.
Steve-O: I love it.
YouAllEverybody: Boom.
Steve-O: I understand why it like kind of like swept the ah the Emmy noms.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: Like I was like, this is a delight. And.
IGOTTADUMP: his his His assistant, she she's so good at this.
Steve-O: Oh, she's wonderful. She is excellent.
IGOTTADUMP: She's
Steve-O: Episode.
YouAllEverybody: Wait,
Steve-O: what I think that's episode eight. Episode eight of the show was incredible.
YouAllEverybody: is that the, is that the boogeyman episode?
IGOTTADUMP: I know.
Steve-O: That's the boogeyman episode.
IGOTTADUMP: oh something dude
Steve-O: Uh-huh.
YouAllEverybody: Funny enough, that's like my least favorite one.
Steve-O: That's your least favorite one?
IGOTTADUMP: I love that.
YouAllEverybody: I i really actually like it. i was like, I don't like this.
IGOTTADUMP: You know why that episode is amazing.
Steve-O: I...
IGOTTADUMP: You know why that episode is amazing. The boogeyman is it's a red hair.
Steve-O: a
IGOTTADUMP: It doesn't fucking matter. What matters in that episode is everybody is spilling their guts.
Steve-O: It... Yeah. Right.
Steve-O: Right.
IGOTTADUMP: They're saying the truth. Like she runs into the girls and she's like, yeah, he never called me. Like I made that up.
Steve-O: you
IGOTTADUMP: Like I wanted sympathy.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Like that, this whole, that, the boogeyman is, is supplementary to the main characters just coming, you know, showing their true colors.
Steve-O: Right. Yeah, absolutely.
IGOTTADUMP: I thought that was cool. I thought that was neat.
Steve-O: i also, because the thing was, i didn't expect that to actually be anything. I thought they were just like attaching this, like, literal Halloween scenario onto the character.
Steve-O: Cause like they literally quote the Halloween poster where they call him the boogeyman, which is what they call Michael Myers.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah you know Do you know else got nominated?
Steve-O: And then it's like the night he came and it's like, that's literally from the Halloween poster.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: So I thought that was just like this fun thing. I didn't expect like an episode around it, but like, yeah, I just, it was just a really delightful experience.
Steve-O: I would give that a Mary. um I also watched,
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, no, it's a really great show.
Steve-O: yeah
IGOTTADUMP: The woman that was doing the family treatment.
Steve-O: Oh my God. Yes.
IGOTTADUMP: That baby lesbian must be...
Steve-O: Yes.
YouAllEverybody: Dad, baby, dad, baby, lesbian.
Steve-O: That's so funny. That's so funny.
YouAllEverybody: the way you say it.
IGOTTADUMP: a
Steve-O: Oh my God.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, one more thing. The thing that really had me dying was that old fisherman who was so depressing that when he started talking, she just shut the door on him.
Steve-O: Yeah. Oh my God.
IGOTTADUMP: Ha ha ha!
Steve-O: Right in front of his face.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, he's like to the old flood of 53.
YouAllEverybody: man. Yeah. du now you Remember that the first episode, too?
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: He looks at the toadag and it's like 35. He's like, what the fuck?
Steve-O: love that where he's like, that can't be right.
YouAllEverybody: that yeah That type of comedy is, I love that. It's just like, you know, it's going to hit you. It's going to hit you.
IGOTTADUMP: kind of subtle.
Steve-O: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: So, yeah, Steve, sorry, I think you were going say something else, Steve.
Steve-O: No, you're good. I'm just... like through and through, definitely. Like if you haven't seen it, definitely check it out.
IGOTTADUMP: Now, Steve, please explain to me, and I really want you to explain this to me.
Steve-O: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: And you, Devin, enjoy and come in on this conversation.
Steve-O: Okay.
IGOTTADUMP: Why is Widow's Bay a drama, according to the Emmys, and why is The Bear a comedy?
YouAllEverybody: The same reason The Martian was nominated and won Best Comedy or Musical, right?
Steve-O: That's.
IGOTTADUMP: It doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense.
YouAllEverybody: Honestly, i think it's I think it's, frankly, I think it's politicking. They're like, we will need it want to we want to give it a win, but we can't put it in the right spot. So it's just going to be this.
IGOTTADUMP: I'm sorry. No, that that wasn't Widow's Bay. I fucked that up. That I'm wrong. I apologize.
Steve-O: No, but I understand where you're coming from, though, where it's like.
IGOTTADUMP: I retract. It was pluribus that was a drama.
Steve-O: OK. Hmm.
IGOTTADUMP: That I don't get either. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't get it. There's countless hilarious moments of that show. That's that's another conversation, though.
Steve-O: I understand that, like, maybe they thought they'd be stronger in the drama category, maybe.
IGOTTADUMP: fucking John Cena talking about fucking human protein. like, that is fucking hilarious.
YouAllEverybody: yeah
IGOTTADUMP: don't get it. Anyway, that's, that's...
Steve-O: That is interesting, though, because like I agree with you. There's definitely like shows that like pop up and it'd be like... I'd be like, I don't know if that's a show that I'd be like, that's a hoot, that's a comedy. And then there's shows that are like very light and fun, and you'd be like, yeah, you're going just drama, you're just going...
IGOTTADUMP: I just don't, it just doesn't, there's some like tonal things that just jive, don't jive with me with certain selections from the Emmys, but whatever.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: They have to fill, people have to fill certain categories. or It is politicking. i haven Yeah,
Steve-O: It's definitely strange because it's like I feel like we are kind of like almost coming outside of categories for a lot of things in television. So to be like kind of like beholden to a to a category like like system like that.
IGOTTADUMP: toling
IGOTTADUMP: Sitcoms are dead. They're fucking dead.
Steve-O: Yeah, exactly.
IGOTTADUMP: There's no... such Yeah, it was Cheers, Frasier.
Steve-O: Like, is that what the comedy category was there for? Was that like the sitcom category?
YouAllEverybody: I mean, that's what it used say used to be for, like, friends and, yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: ah yeah Yeah, M.A.S.H.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: and shit. Like, it's... those And even MASH, that kind of straddled the line too. Drama and comedy. Mostly fucking comedy. But yeah, sitcoms were why that category was created and they don't exist. And everything is kind of funny now.
Steve-O: Rewrite it. That's what I say.
IGOTTADUMP: Everything has a level of levity to it. Which is good and bad.
Steve-O: um
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: I also watched Obsession, ah which, Devin, that is an amazing movie.
YouAllEverybody: Yes. Finally.
Steve-O: um
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: i'm I'm in my head whether... I think I liked Weapons more, but I also... like The thing about Obsession they are damn my God, they, that movie like bats way above its weight class because like, you know, you're handed it and you're essentially just being given like a monkey's paw plot line.
Steve-O: And it's, it's so simple, but it just like, it just knocked out of the park grand slam.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, like such a simple idea, right?
IGOTTADUMP: executed perfectly.
Steve-O: It's phenomenal. Like it's the movie that like you will be thinking about for days afterwards. Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: I gotta, I gotta to give that a Mary too.
YouAllEverybody: There were so many moments of that movie where I just got the... like the o Just the chills, dude.
Steve-O: Yes.
YouAllEverybody: And ah all credit to the actress, Amy Navarrete, who played Nikki.
Steve-O: Yeah, Nikki. Oh, so like some of the stuff she does with her face.
YouAllEverybody: woo Yeah.
Steve-O: God damn, dude.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, yeah.
Steve-O: It's wild.
YouAllEverybody: And you know, a lot of that, like I don't know if you've you've seen it, but a lot of that stuff, because it almost looks like they manipulate her face.
Steve-O: Mm hmm.
YouAllEverybody: andchater It's just makeup. It's just weird makeup and they just throw her in the corner in the shadows and she looks fucking terrifying, dude. Yeah. yeah And then.
Steve-O: I'm trying to remember highest rated movie, like our highest like movie to make money or something. What is it?
YouAllEverybody: Like budget to like box office.
IGOTTADUMP: Biggest independent film?
Steve-O: It's like, yeah, I think it's like budget to box office because it like costs like less than a million to make this movie. It was like $700,000. Yeah. Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, there's something.
IGOTTADUMP: Ah, it's the new it's new Blair Witch.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, it's, I mean, it just it just hit streaming, like, you know, like what, like a week ago?
IGOTTADUMP: It's exceeded the king.
YouAllEverybody: So maybe two?
Steve-O: yeah
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, well, right to buy, too.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Right or buy.
YouAllEverybody: So, yeah, exactly. Rent the buy. So, whew, yeah. And, yeah, there was a, I guess a jump scare. I talked about it, but there's a moment that, like, it it just, I never, it's been a minute since I got hit with a jump scare.
YouAllEverybody: And I, and I grabbed, i saw this with Borden and I grabbed his arm because I so shocked.
Steve-O: Oh, you know what? I remember you talking about that. Can you text me?
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. I was like, uh,
Steve-O: want to because I think I have an idea. I just am curious.
YouAllEverybody: yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, yeah. Uh, do, do, do, do.
Steve-O: But Chris, highly recommend it. you know
IGOTTADUMP: oh yeah it's I have to see this
Steve-O: Yeah, it's crazy. Okay, so ah it's um the ah highest earning film in history with a budget under $1 million.
YouAllEverybody: Okay. And again, ah like just the reality is there's a very real chance this movie may hit that that unfortunate hole of just like, it's been overhyped.
YouAllEverybody: like I get it, but I think this movie just as its own, you know just standing on its own pain.
Steve-O: Hmm.
IGOTTADUMP: I'd like to think I ah beyond that bias a bit, seeing movies and such.
YouAllEverybody: yeah Yeah, no, I get it.
Steve-O: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: you know like I like to think I have some level of ability to understand what I'm expecting versus what I but i deserve from movie.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: yeah
IGOTTADUMP: I So, like yeah, i don't I don't get...
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: That doesn't bother me too much anymore, the overhyping stuff.
YouAllEverybody: a Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: I tend to take things at face value.
YouAllEverybody: And listen, i don't want to I don't want to speak for him, but John mentioned that he... He did see that as well. And I think, I think it may have been, i think it may have been a little overhyped for him.
Steve-O: That was his Vavich.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, that was his fix. He's like, it's fine. was good.
Steve-O: He gave it a good sit. He called it a good sit.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, which, ah that's how much I liked It's like, i I took that as a personal offense. i was like, fuck you. I was like, fuck you, you piece of shit. So, yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: oh it's not It's not like...
YouAllEverybody: and
IGOTTADUMP: I've heard some differing opinions about it. um I've heard people...
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: People in like Backrooms Obsession were compared quite a bit.
Steve-O: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Because they came out so close.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, because they were also like week to week. Yeah.
Steve-O: And they're both like YouTubers, like.
IGOTTADUMP: and And some people enjoyed Backrooms a little more because it was open-ended. And there was like more... like a a mystery to it still. So like there is, unfortunately that, that level of comparison is going to exist, right?
IGOTTADUMP: Like whether they're the same total experiences.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: Right.
YouAllEverybody: I think this is like more what's the word looking for? Like, this is just more easily digestible horror than something like Backrooms.
IGOTTADUMP: Okay. Yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah, Backrooms feels like it might be like homework horror, where it's like you go into it.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, like, yeah, I don't think Backrooms is scary unless you read about that stuff before and then got creeped out by it already.
Steve-O: Hmm.
IGOTTADUMP: That's true.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, they have this instilled kind of feeling.
YouAllEverybody: Like, I don't, I mean, maybe, maybe if you just went into a blind and then you discover this is terrifying, then yeah, it probably really, really affects you, but
Steve-O: Hmm.
IGOTTADUMP: Well, like, the one thing I really enjoy about Backrooms is it it kind of beckons back to, like, really classic horror directors. like Like Alfred Hitchcock, right?
IGOTTADUMP: Like,
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Alfred Hitchcock said, like, I'm going to make birds terrifying. And like something that's so innocuous, he basically turned it against people. And that's how I feel about backrooms. Like it's taking something that's kind of innocuous and it's when you first see it in face value, but like there is something else going on and there's like, ah there's technique to it that makes it scary.
IGOTTADUMP: That's that's why how I feel about background. That's why I think it's effective.
Steve-O: I'm going to be watching back rooms this week because it goes to digital and going be trying to get my hands on the, uh, the special edition with the, the never before seen stuff that he put out later.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, I didn't know. I didn't know. and then And then you have to watch Hokum and then you can put stick your nose up.
Steve-O: That's true. I have not, I have not seen Holcomb, but I did.
IGOTTADUMP: i said
YouAllEverybody: And then you can stick your nose up and be like, Hokum's the best one.
IGOTTADUMP: That's the hard trinity of of the mid-1990s.
Steve-O: ah That's the number one.
YouAllEverybody: Hokum's actually the best one.
Steve-O: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Now it's not.
IGOTTADUMP: horror trinity of mid 2026. You saw that? Yeah,
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: I did watch one from 2025, though, and that is Final Destination Bloodlines.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: saw think yeah that was fun, wasn't it?
Steve-O: Boy, oh boy, what a hoot. What a fun...
YouAllEverybody: That dude kicked ass, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: What an ending, huh?
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah, oh my goodness.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: I think... So someone someone was breaking down why the Final Destination movies are so fun. And I think it's... you know When you watch like a... like a slasher movie.
Steve-O: It's like, oh my goodness, the killer is going to come in and he's going to kill them in certain ways. Is he going use a knife? Is going to do this? In Final Destination, you never know how death is going to get
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I said that on our podcast.
Steve-O: their person that was you okay that was you right i remember i remember hearing that and i was like literally watching that nod in my head and i was like yeah this is every time every time like from the opening scene to the end scene that movie is just like you are on the edge of your seat just waiting to see and this new one it was so fun it was like a lot of just like a lot of great energy behind it and
IGOTTADUMP: I'm going to chill.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Well, and this one did something that was fun in the sense of like, you actually got to know the characters a little bit more before they would die in horror.
Steve-O: Yes.
IGOTTADUMP: he
Steve-O: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: And, and it had the hook. Cause like the first final destination, you're like, it's just fun to see how it's gonna happen, but it's still very a to B right. Like, Oh, he's in the, he's in the shower and the things probably gonna slip in the shower and hit his, you know, it was just stuff like that.
Steve-O: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: And then by the time we get to this one, like obviously they're, they know all the rules. So like they're playing with your expectations so much.
Steve-O: Mm-hmm.
IGOTTADUMP: I think that that scene and in the in I think it was in the middle of the film where she's calling out all of the things that could possibly kill them is probably one of the best scenes in that entire series.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: Yes. Oh, yes.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, that one's great. I think the the um MRI scene is what so, yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh my
Steve-O: Oh, that's so funny. That's so good.
IGOTTADUMP: god!
Steve-O: That's a good sit, dude. That was a fucking, just an excellent ride.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Steve-O: Just.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, right? It was just like, hell yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: That fucking doctor, we were talking about, me and Devin, we're talking about that forever?
Steve-O: but Oh, dude.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: It's so funny. It's, it's, it's just shitting on the second movies, like ending.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, but he's like, yeah, is it though?
Steve-O: It technically didn't die. The doctor for the end
IGOTTADUMP: You're the best part of that movie.
YouAllEverybody: What a prick. Yeah. Oh, that guy. then you know what? That would be my really obscure Halloween costume. Like, snobby doctor at the end of Final Destination Bloodlines.
Steve-O: of... the doctor from the end of ah
IGOTTADUMP: like going up to different people's costumes like, did he really die though, Mike?
YouAllEverybody: Is it?
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, but like, he's not really is that really Freddy Krueger though?
IGOTTADUMP: Did he get shot?
YouAllEverybody: Like, you're not Robert Englund.
IGOTTADUMP: is such a shit-ass.
Steve-O: ah
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: Like it was impressive. But... Mm-hmm.
YouAllEverybody: yeah i real
YouAllEverybody: Jesus, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: My parents, they fucking love that scene.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: That scene is so fucking good.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, really? Hell yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh my lord. are crying. woo
Steve-O: And I also played one game. ah is it's It's the new indie darling.
YouAllEverybody: Ooh.
Steve-O: ah i i wouldn't call it friend slop, though. It's definitely, you know, a game you play with friends. It's a Mecha Chameleon, which is the game that's been, you know, all all um like meme to hell, I guess, where it's like people hiding and like painting themselves and then hunters go and and try and shoot them if they find them.
YouAllEverybody: yeah
YouAllEverybody: you
YouAllEverybody: maybe Maybe this is just me being an old man now. but like I don't think it shows really well. like i tried I watched a few people playing it, and I was like, I don't get it.
YouAllEverybody: like it doesn't I don't look at that game and see the fun. I'm sure if I played it, I would get it, but like I look at that, and I'm like, what is what is he doing? He's just he's hiding?
YouAllEverybody: like Isn't this um prop hunt? It's prop hunt.
Steve-O: it's it's It's prop hunt without turning into the prop.
YouAllEverybody: What is different about it?
Steve-O: It's like you are trying to like actively camouflage yourself into your environment somehow while you are being hunted by other people or other people are hiding with you.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Because it's like, I understand, I appreciate that it is fun to play.
Steve-O: if You know what the thing though? it's It's got a good rule system where it actively gives you points if the hunters are looking right at you.
YouAllEverybody: Okay.
Steve-O: So like if if the hunter is in the room and is facing you, but they're not shooting at you, you get points.
YouAllEverybody: Okay.
Steve-O: So that way it's not like, gonna hide in the rafters where nobody will see me. It's like, no, well, you can do that.
YouAllEverybody: Okay.
Steve-O: It's just you won't get points because like you are not actively being a chameleon. So <unk> that's probably like the smarter system in that game.
YouAllEverybody: got you Gotcha, gotcha.
Steve-O: But like, yeah, I'm not saying this is like anything that's going to be like, you know, this is this is one of the best games I ever played. But in terms of just being like a stupid thing.
YouAllEverybody: Maybe the flavor of the month type of deal.
Steve-O: you Exactly.
YouAllEverybody: Okay.
Steve-O: This is um this is the the little like in between ah in this moment where where games are kind of weirdly not coming out this summer.
YouAllEverybody: You know what's funny is I was actually thinking that today. i was like, it feels like this is the first summer in a while where like there really was isn't a lot going on.
YouAllEverybody: At least, I guess, in like the big releases. um Because, let me let me see. There's like really... Again, outside the... I don't want to say friends lot, right? But like outside of the more indie games...
Steve-O: Right.
YouAllEverybody: Assassin's Creed, a remake of that and that train Denshin attack, which again is probably you know double A at best.
Steve-O: Black flag.
Steve-O: Yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Halo campaign evolved and yeah, yeah, there's really nothing huge coming out in the summer. And don't know. It's just as somebody who doesn't ah really mess around on Steam because i don't have the means because I don't have $4,000 to do that.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. i'm like, man, this feels like the summer of like the PS2 era of, you know, PS2, even PS3 where it's like, there's really not a lot going on in the summer.
YouAllEverybody: I guess I have to go outside.
IGOTTADUMP: Everybody's shit scared. Everybody's shit scared, man.
Steve-O: Oh, you know what?
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. Yeah.
Steve-O: Chris, I'm going to get you a game right now. This is just going to be an early birthday gift. It's ah iss a little cheapy game. I think ah you'll enjoy it.
YouAllEverybody: I hope it's Halo.
IGOTTADUMP: It's fucking... He always gives me these fucking Yowai fucking hentai games.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Check this one out.
YouAllEverybody: I bet you, hold on.
Steve-O: what's your What's your name on here? Wormman? Wormman.
IGOTTADUMP: We're manned.
Steve-O: Yeah, all right.
YouAllEverybody: I think it's going to be, let let me guess. Let me guess. um
YouAllEverybody: Resident Evil Requiem.
IGOTTADUMP: We always say, we kind happy with you i got it!
YouAllEverybody: Get him that. Get him that.
YouAllEverybody: All right, give him a mixtape.
Steve-O: Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
IGOTTADUMP: It's going to be the rape game again.
Steve-O: I got him. I got him because I have a theme with Chris and I want to give him the freakiest, weirdest games that are on Steam.
IGOTTADUMP: That's true.
YouAllEverybody: Okay.
IGOTTADUMP: That's fair.
Steve-O: And I want i Chris, I want you to kind of go into this because I have not gone into this. ah This is a are you a fan of roguelite deck builders?
YouAllEverybody: Oh.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, am I am.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, man.
IGOTTADUMP: started playing this.
YouAllEverybody: You just basically said, are you fan of chocolate ice cream? This is...
Steve-O: Well, this game is a game where you are building a deck in the dark and the light is flickering.
IGOTTADUMP: ah Yo.
Steve-O: Your house needs a deck.
YouAllEverybody: All right.
Steve-O: You have a hammer. You just...
IGOTTADUMP: Rogue light deck builder.
YouAllEverybody: Neat.
Steve-O: Mm-hmm.
IGOTTADUMP: I get it.
Steve-O: the light just flickers on its own. It's just...
IGOTTADUMP: Your house needs a deck.
YouAllEverybody: Interesting.
IGOTTADUMP: You have a hammer.
YouAllEverybody: Okay.
IGOTTADUMP: Freedom is a million dollars. Okay. Steve. Fuck yeah, dude. I'm in.
Steve-O: All right, let's go.
YouAllEverybody: Well, yeah. Well, yeah. And I mean, listen, Cause that's the only fun you can have of gaming at this point, because it's been, I'll say we're probably on the worst run.
YouAllEverybody: i think maybe ever of just like bad gaming news.
Steve-O: Dude, they announced layoffs to the team that did the Black Flag remake the day it came out.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, Jesus.
YouAllEverybody: So thank you. Thank you.
IGOTTADUMP: That is brutal.
YouAllEverybody: Goodbye. Thank you. Goodbye.
Steve-O: Thank you. Goodbye.
YouAllEverybody: Thank you. Goodbye. Um, Yeah, man. So, Chris, I don't know how much of this you've been keeping up with, but... um Do you hear about what Sony did?
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, I have been, i mean, it's it's pretty much everywhere.
YouAllEverybody: What Sony's doing?
IGOTTADUMP: Why? I know mostly what's what's happening with Xbox, how they're shuttering a bunch of studios, and they they fired 1,200 employees, and they're going to fire another 1,200?
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. oh Oh, they...
YouAllEverybody: So 3,200 people are losing their job over the year.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, 1,600. oh sixteen hundred That's what it was.
YouAllEverybody: 1,600 got dropped in one day.
IGOTTADUMP: That's what it was.
YouAllEverybody: and the other 1,600 is going to happen, I guess, throughout the rest of the year.
IGOTTADUMP: Which is fucking brutal.
YouAllEverybody: what a what a What a morale boost that must be, right?
Steve-O: That's so brutal, dude.
YouAllEverybody: Hey, today might be your last day. You got another six months of this at least, right? You another maybe six to eight months of this, whatever their earnings goes.
IGOTTADUMP: it's like It's like the Dread Pirate Roberts, you know, where he kept telling them he was going to kill them every day.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. um Yeah, so so Xbox, I kind of broke it down a little bit. was like, what's the good, what's the bad, right? So they dropped five studios.
YouAllEverybody: Double Fine, Compulsion Games, Undead Labs, Ninja Theory, Arcane Studios. Kind of asterisk with that one. There's like Frank's labor laws, so they can't quite get rid of them yet. They have to like deal with some sort of labor laws there.
YouAllEverybody: um ZeniMax got hit brutally with like over 500 layoffs. the term was gutted. its software was the term was gutt it uh to like support studio size now granted they did respond to that they said our team size is the same size it was when we came out with doom 2016 but i think it's like yeah maybe you have the same amount of bodies but do you have the talent right like you know do you have like ah a lead artist do you have a lead designer or do you just have people that know how to code for the new call of duty you know what i mean um
Steve-O: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Ripped Doomguy.
Steve-O: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Hell couldn't kill the Doomguy. The layoffs, kid.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. Yeah.
Steve-O: Mm.
YouAllEverybody: So,
YouAllEverybody: yeah So, the good, if you can, the silver lining, I guess, is like none of these studios are getting closed outright. Double Fine and Compulsion Games are are moving, spinning off to be independent.
YouAllEverybody: ah They said they have, they're going indie again with runway funding from Microsoft, whatever that, however much that amounts to. um And they do get to keep their IP.
YouAllEverybody: So Double Fine is keeping those games.
IGOTTADUMP: Hey, you know what the other good news is?
Steve-O: That's nice
YouAllEverybody: What's that?
IGOTTADUMP: The CEO of Xbox, Asha, I think her name is, right?
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: She's working with the government now.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. She's like, yeah
IGOTTADUMP: She's working with the...
YouAllEverybody: Something about labor or something, right?
IGOTTADUMP: well Well, actually, technically, her role, she's working with the Economic Growth Committee that's funded by this by by Congress.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. i know how to grow. You cut.
IGOTTADUMP: And her job title is Head of Job Growth and Development.
YouAllEverybody: in it Yeah, I think she's like, I know how to grow and develop. We get rid of everybody and then we grow and develop.
Steve-O: Job growth to make the amount of open jobs grow.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah, that's.
IGOTTADUMP: Or, you know, just get rid of him entirely and just make the company grow.
YouAllEverybody: So...
YouAllEverybody: So a little bit more information, Undead Lab and Ninja Theory.
Steve-O: it
YouAllEverybody: So Stay of Decay and the Senua Hellblade guys, they were sold to new buyers. I don't think they've officially been announced yet. So even then, they those none of those games are canceled yet, you know, as of now.
Steve-O: Oh.
Steve-O: Mm.
YouAllEverybody: um But, oh, man. And again, Arcane's in a weird spot, but like Blade might be canceled mostly.
IGOTTADUMP: And Blade's been canceled like three times already, Devin.
YouAllEverybody: I know, I know.
Steve-O: They just can't put a blade thing out
YouAllEverybody: But like, yeah. But man, yeah, it really, like the last, it makes that showcase that they did, you know, back in June, kind of a joke retroactively. um Game Pass, they, I think, came out, i don't know if it was leaked or officially. They have about 30 million subscribers. They said their goal, I think this came out during the, um,
YouAllEverybody: the hearings when they were buying Activision, they said their goal was they wanted 77 million subscribers by 2026. They have 30 million. I think actually Phil Spencer like on the stand was like, yeah, if they're not doing that, they're probably just gonna get rid of the Xbox at that point.
YouAllEverybody: um Obviously not really the case, but it's just a fun little funnel line there.
IGOTTADUMP: Well, we might be looking at the beginning of that.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, and I think, ah listen, I think Xbox is just real bad at managing this whole game thing. I think they're just pretty bad.
IGOTTADUMP: I think they hate games.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, well, it's just they they're not good at it.
IGOTTADUMP: That's my theory.
YouAllEverybody: And again, kind of the silver lining. One, I think if you're going to get rid of a studio, do this. Don't just close them down. Like sell them. Let them go indie. Just like do something instead of just fire everybody and shutter a studio. One, I do think.
YouAllEverybody: I don't think they should be lauded for it, but like it's better than just closing out. Right. But and also.
IGOTTADUMP: Well, heard some spicy news, too.
YouAllEverybody: oh well.
IGOTTADUMP: Like some drama spice.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. Yeah. And I'll just say this. Like, I do think it did need to happen based on some of the stuff you're reading. It's like they had like 14 layers of management before like a decision could get made. They had, you know, and now they're trying to cut it down and just.
YouAllEverybody: It just it did need to happen at the end. At the same time, though, it's you have a workforce that's severely cut. um there's no morale because you could be losing your job at any week.
YouAllEverybody: And like, what are you going to do now? Cause you don't have the bodies to do it. You just, I don't, you're going to get gears. You're going to get fable. And then like, what, what are they going to do after that?
IGOTTADUMP: i I think I know. i think the the the spicy news is, well, you've of course, you had this article linked about Obsidian taking over the fallout the new Fallout game that's coming out.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What do you know? Oh, you know.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Now, from what I've heard, Asha has been more involved not only in in Obsidian, but in ah old old Todd Howard's Neck of the Woods at Bethesda.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah,
IGOTTADUMP: And she is now getting involved in Elder Scrolls, the new Elder Scrolls game that they're making.
YouAllEverybody: yeah. yeah
IGOTTADUMP: And he is, like, livid because he not only lost Fallout, but he lost the game that he created because she's taking, like, a hands-on approach to just about everything.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, there's also a rumor, and listen, the only way stop this is to be upfront about it, but there's a rumor that Elder Scrolls VI is still like two years away.
IGOTTADUMP: Right. So I think she's coming in and being like, what the fuck have you been doing?
Steve-O: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Like that kind of thing.
YouAllEverybody: and and And it's like, yes, this is bad. But also, man, like I'm just saying, like if maybe you guys were doing... Like, if i if you had to really put the business suit and hat on, like, I would be like, what the fuck are you guys... How is it making... Undead Labs has not made a game in eight years.
YouAllEverybody: They've never made a game since Xbox bought them, and then they just kind of sold them off. is And, dude, State Decay 2 is double-A at best. State Decay 1 was an Xbox Live game.
YouAllEverybody: Like, there's real small indie things.
Steve-O: Mm-hmm.
YouAllEverybody: like what with what what are you doing? and And again, to be that guy, you've had two seasons of Fallout and nobody thought it would be a good idea to come out with a new Fallout game or to work on a new Fallout game.
IGOTTADUMP: Dude, you're not, you trust me. um I'm right there with you, buddy.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Like, I, it's it's, I think, I think they got spooked with their space game.
YouAllEverybody: Elder Scrolls is taking eight years to make, nine, ten years to make.
IGOTTADUMP: I think that, I think it fucked them up.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, Starkfield. I get it. i get it, but like they... And yes, they they've all there's always the problem of announcing a game too soon. Yes, I get it. But it's like...
YouAllEverybody: What the fuck? Like, I hate to say but like on some level, yeah, it needed to happen just because they were like, we we just can't do this anymore. And and to be that guy, i keep saying this, but you hire the small companies, you hire double funding, hire compulsion gains,
YouAllEverybody: And sure, they were kind of given, i don't want to say the wrong information, but they're hired and they say, listen, we don't want you to change anything. You're going to be our prestige studio. do We know we're going to lose money because we're going put on Game Pass and we're going to lose money. Just do what you do and win us some awards.
YouAllEverybody: They don't we even win awards. You know, like Double Fine... I think Tim Schafer is a great, he seems like a great human being. He's really fascinating. He's really interesting.
YouAllEverybody: But dude, that studio has not produced their end. Like Kiln?
Steve-O: They're not a triple a studio. Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: And no, and I don't think they're supposed to be, but still it's like you come out with Psychonauts 2, great. Again though, it kind of gets eaten up by the the the game pass. So they don't really make a lot of money off it.
Steve-O: yeah
YouAllEverybody: um And it's fine. You know, Lost Leader, whatever. ah But Kiln makes nothing. Keeper barely breaks an 80 on Metacritic. And I'm not saying that's bad and games are hard to make.
YouAllEverybody: But still, no one... They went, oh yeah, it's pretty good. And that's it. Like, it doesn't... Not up for goatees. Doesn't get a fucking ah Peabody. You know, at least South of Midnight got nominated for some sort of award. But it's like, they're not even getting...
YouAllEverybody: the prestige nominations, right? So it's like, you're losing us money. The games aren't exactly anything to write home about in this landscape. And like, no one's talking about them in any sort of like, it's not like the writing's outstanding. They're just like, yeah, it's a pretty good game.
YouAllEverybody: Maybe I'd maybe spend $40 on it. And and Like, if you're that guy and you're like, what what do we have here? Like, what are we, wast frankly, wasting our money on?
YouAllEverybody: Yes, these are human beings. Yes, these are people. But it's like, it's so obvious that the goal was Game Pass or bust. And they've busted. And now they're just trying to figure it out.
YouAllEverybody: And i don't i just don't see the benefit of them even trying to be a platform anymore.
Steve-O: Mm-hmm.
YouAllEverybody: I just think they should have been You know, obviously they made all these cuts. I think moving forward, they could be a great publisher because they're not overly bloated.
YouAllEverybody: And just fucking be a publisher, dude. Like what? But then again, you have the problem of you get out of the platform game and then Sony makes even worse decisions.
YouAllEverybody: Like they go, oh, we don't need to make, death we we don't need physical media.
Steve-O: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: And that's horrible for all, ah you know, a bunch of reasons.
Steve-O: Right. I'm I'm genuinely like the backlash from that announcement.
YouAllEverybody: You know?
Steve-O: Like it's rippling.
YouAllEverybody: It's really bad, yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: and they And they tried this before, right?
Steve-O: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Well, they, I think it was like, they did something similar, but
IGOTTADUMP: Like, years ago?
IGOTTADUMP: it was that asshole you guys always bring up um who's in Sony.
YouAllEverybody: yeah
IGOTTADUMP: Like, you're like surprised he's still there. Oh, what the fuck is his name?
YouAllEverybody: Is it her?
IGOTTADUMP: It's not Krauser.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: yeah
IGOTTADUMP: The guy from Resident Evil 4?
YouAllEverybody: browser for lesia Jack Ryan, Jim Ryan, Jim Ryan.
Steve-O: leon
IGOTTADUMP: You guys brought him up, but saw him on YouTube video. Or, like, somebody was talking about him on a YouTube video.
YouAllEverybody: He he retired.
IGOTTADUMP: I don't know.
YouAllEverybody: He was awful. He truly was.
IGOTTADUMP: But anyway, I heard this was the plan for years.
YouAllEverybody: was bad.
IGOTTADUMP: Like, they wanted to do this for a long time.
YouAllEverybody: I mean, maybe maybe it was like the diskless thing. Like they they they shipped a diskless.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Steve-O: they were like yeah
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. But even, it's an option.
Steve-O: dip in their toes and.
YouAllEverybody: and But here's here's like the real lack of reading in the room, right? Is it because like probably two or three weeks before they announced this, Sony legitimately had, you know, they have that, their own kind of streaming service.
YouAllEverybody: Not streaming, but like you could buy games off the Sony version games I'm sorry, you can buy movies off the Sony platform, like digital.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh yeah, I remember.
YouAllEverybody: And then like two weeks before this, they announced, hey, those movies that you bought, you don't own them. So we have to pull them because licenses expired. So like they lost like 302 movies or something like that. And, you know, if you bought movies on that platform, you lost that money is gone.
YouAllEverybody: Like you don't get in a refund.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, SOL.
Steve-O: Right.
YouAllEverybody: And that's, you know, that's the big concern about this all digital thing. It's like you don't own anything. And then two weeks later, they announced, hey, we're doing that with video games to, you know, probably the most caustic fan base, video gamers.
YouAllEverybody: And yeah, and then they kind of rightfully get smashed because on top of this, you know, they announced that they're going they're looking into not flexible, not flexible pricing, but some sort of like dynamic pricing structure.
Steve-O: Oh, God.
YouAllEverybody: Where like, and again, and again, right.
IGOTTADUMP: Surge pricing?
YouAllEverybody: There's there.
IGOTTADUMP: Well, Jersey...
YouAllEverybody: You can't buy it physically. You can't buy it. You can't buy it at GameStop at Best Buy. You can't borrow a game from your friend.
IGOTTADUMP: but Believe it or not, slightly off topic, but Jersey outlawed that in supermarkets recently.
YouAllEverybody: What used things.
IGOTTADUMP: Surge pricing.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, good.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, we're we're one of two states...
YouAllEverybody: Cause that's awful.
YouAllEverybody: Good. But I mean, yeah, like it's, it's cause on one hand you go like, oh yeah, well I buy digitally already. Like I, you know, I play on, I have a steam account, so I don't really care, but it's like, the reality is, is like there's, it's still a notable size. It's something like 30 million ah copies of games are still sold physically. Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: And, you know, maybe you have a console, but you don't have, you know, you you're based off of whatever you could borrow from a friend or something like that.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh.
YouAllEverybody: Like, you can't borrow disc anymore. You can't. And all those things, all those sick burns, right, from years past and all the old E3s, like, they're all coming to bite them in the ass. And it's just like, you don't own anything.
YouAllEverybody: Sony's definitely proven, has a bad track record of, like, They will step out and and you know show their ass and be not consumer friendly at all.
YouAllEverybody: And it's just like... And they're... you know like I think Europe looked into this and they're like, you you can't force them to not do this. So unless they just fall to the pressure, which they won't.
YouAllEverybody: I'd be shocked if they did. Yeah, we're just going to have games that are just... priced by a company that will gouge you because why not? Every other company is doing it.
YouAllEverybody: So like, why, why not make the new God of War, uh, game, uh, the new Wolverine two or what, you know, the, all these games, 20, 28 and onwards like PS6. Yeah. Why not? This one's going to be a hundred bucks.
YouAllEverybody: What are you do by it used? Come on. So it's, and they will do that. Like, there's no doubt in my mind that they won't do that. And then it's, okay, why would I buy a console that's going to do that to me? I'll stick to Steam.
YouAllEverybody: And Steam has the same issues, but like their track record is just better.
Steve-O: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: you know And okay, then you don't then you don't get the Wolverines. You don't get the Last of Us. You don't get the Uncharted. I get it. But at that point, there won't be people won't be buying these consoles because they're too expensive. Because of all the millions of reasons why, right? they're too expensive.
YouAllEverybody: They're it's not going to make sense. You're not going to be rewarded for it.
IGOTTADUMP: I keep getting rid of all the studios that make great games.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. They keep getting rid of the studios.
Steve-O: yeah
YouAllEverybody: The games going too expensive to buy and they're not going to go on sale because why not? Xbox is barely a competitor and Nintendo is basically not a competitor because they're just basically in different lanes.
YouAllEverybody: So yeah, like this and the Xbox stuff, it's just like that. It's been like two, three weeks, like a month of just bad news. And I'm just like,
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. And the emba steam machine being exorbitantly express expensive.
YouAllEverybody: Oh yeah, the steam machine came out, was a joke.
Steve-O: Yeah. yeah
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: and is just And for all the reasons you think of, right? it's It's not one. It's a combination of things, but it's just like, all right, this bubble's going to burst and we're all just going be, don't know, holding on to expensive machines that we're not going to get used out of.
IGOTTADUMP: Well, we've we've been, we're seeing the active and shitification of video games and it sucks.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. It just really makes me not want to. And on top of that, there's like no, i you know, a fun kind of, you know, friend, indie friend slop type games.
YouAllEverybody: No, not offense to the term, right? But like those games notwithstanding, there's really not even anything fun coming me out.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, there's that that chameleon game.
YouAllEverybody: Well, yeah, but that's that's like one only on like Steam, right?
Steve-O: Yeah, just on like one platform.
YouAllEverybody: It's a PC game. It's just like, yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Steve-O: i get what you're saying. It's.
YouAllEverybody: Like the biggest thing to do right now is play a remake of a game that's like 15 years old.
Steve-O: It's hard to be excited about being a gamer right now.
YouAllEverybody: If you're going to drop this shit news, drop it the week of GTA 6, right? So I can at least be like, yeah, but GTA 6, right? It's like, I'm going to be, I'm distracted with this sick ass thing.
Steve-O: I got something to play.
YouAllEverybody: Just don't do it in the dead of fucking summer where there's just... nothing because there's there is sick stuff down the line.
Steve-O: Don't worry, Devin. They'll be dropping bad news then, too.
IGOTTADUMP: You know what this is like?
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: This is like that scene in Cable guy where he knocks out the cable and it's Kyle Gass and he looks over and there's a book on his table and he picks it up and he opens it and...
Steve-O: That's a fuck!
YouAllEverybody: Right.
Steve-O: ha He's... oh
YouAllEverybody: right
IGOTTADUMP: Oh.
Steve-O: so
YouAllEverybody: Well, yeah, and and that's my soapbox. I'll so i'll step off my soapbox.
Steve-O: No, that's... i ah You're on the money with that, Devin.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: It is...
YouAllEverybody: Oh, my God.
Steve-O: It's terrifying because these are people who are like, they're still on this like weird, like crash course to having to be like, we need to get the PS six is out like next year or the year after.
YouAllEverybody: yeah ah And God, yeah, I forgot.
IGOTTADUMP: Wow, that's going to be interesting.
Steve-O: hmm.
YouAllEverybody: Helix and the PSX, right? I say, if you ask me, right? I'm like, I don't need a PS6 until 2030, right?
IGOTTADUMP: Oh.
YouAllEverybody: right Or like 2029, I really could not, I don't think we need it, right?
IGOTTADUMP: Woo.
YouAllEverybody: Because the consoles are only more expensive. I have a PS5.
IGOTTADUMP: That ain't going to happen, Devin.
YouAllEverybody: I have a PS5 Pro.
IGOTTADUMP: That ain't going to happen. That's really far away.
YouAllEverybody: just ki Yeah, but like but like, does it make sense for Sony? They're going to really launch a fucking 2K machine? You know, a $1,200 machine?
IGOTTADUMP: It's a K-shaped market. The rich people are going buy it.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. But like, is that enough? I don't know. I think it's enough if you're looking for whales, but those only work for specific types of games.
Steve-O: I think you're going to see a big scale back in visuals and a lot of games.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. And at that point, it's like, okay.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, you already see that with Steam games.
Steve-O: Hmm.
YouAllEverybody: yeah
IGOTTADUMP: I mean, they kind of understand that.
YouAllEverybody: and And like, listen, listen, like graphics aren't everything. That's been, that's the tale is old. You know, that it's not a hot take at all, but it's like the games look great now.
IGOTTADUMP: Of course.
YouAllEverybody: I don't need to spend $1,400 on a PS6 to buy 80 to $90 games that are going to come out once every eight years.
YouAllEverybody: Like it's just going to get worse. And They've already announced, and this isn't surprising, right? But it's like the worst year Sony's ever had with PlayStation sales since like the PS1 came out.
YouAllEverybody: Xbox, I think it's like an all-time low. And it's like, yeah, because they're $700, $900 consoles at this point.
Steve-O: Right.
YouAllEverybody: They're not surprised, but it's like they know it. And something has to move. something has to move
IGOTTADUMP: i think it's I think consoles are going to turn into streaming boxes.
YouAllEverybody: mean, the con...
IGOTTADUMP: I think that they're you're never going own anything. Everything's going to be streamed from something else. The computing power won't matter as much as...
YouAllEverybody: God, streams. I still don't think we're there, though, streams.
IGOTTADUMP: i think i think that's what they're going to head for.
YouAllEverybody: Like...
IGOTTADUMP: Because like why it's cheaper than making a so something that's going to support a CPU that's powerful to create this stuff. Like, i just I just don't think they would do that. I think they're going to the cheapest route possible.
IGOTTADUMP: That's the only other option. And I think these big console...
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, and that might be when I step out because like there's no way you're...
IGOTTADUMP: Like, I don't think it's going to matter if it works or not in the beginning either.
YouAllEverybody: I mean, it might.
IGOTTADUMP: i don't like I don't think they think.
YouAllEverybody: if If a $1,400 box comes out and it doesn't...
IGOTTADUMP: They have no competition. They have no competition.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, but but that that yeah their competition is themselves of them. And if nobody buys the fucking box...
IGOTTADUMP: I think they're gonna make if they make it they dumb it down, make it cheap, and it's shittier technology, yeah I think they will sell a lot. it just
YouAllEverybody: But I mean, but the problem though is, the problem is, is like a PS5 Pro is $900.
IGOTTADUMP: they'll They'll tarnish their name.
YouAllEverybody: So like, what's what's a, okay, yeah, like you said, like make it a PS6.
IGOTTADUMP: You're right.
IGOTTADUMP: Stream box.
YouAllEverybody: It's a little bit better and it's going to, so, I don't know, man.
IGOTTADUMP: Some way where you don't have to support the actual graphical function of the game on your console.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Like that's what it's going to be.
YouAllEverybody: It's just, it's just tough. Cause they've tried that a couple of times and I don't think of all things, I don't think my internet connection has gotten any better in sense.
IGOTTADUMP: too bad.
YouAllEverybody: Like was that the Google was the Google, the Google.
Steve-O: Oh, the Stadia.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. I don't like, has your internet gotten any better since the stadia came out?
IGOTTADUMP: Dadeo is the beginning. I think this is the conclusion.
YouAllEverybody: Like, I don't think so. don't think it's gotten more stable.
Steve-O: It might have gotten worse.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. It's probably gotten worse.
IGOTTADUMP: I mean, these things aren't going to be good.
YouAllEverybody: It's like,
Steve-O: No, it i definitely could see that.
IGOTTADUMP: going to give you all me.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, but that's the thing, though. like You look at a thing and you can't get can't get more than 1080p because it's a streaming box. And god God forbid it's a popular game, so all of a sudden, like...
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, definitely. Definitely.
IGOTTADUMP: But if if if Steve is correct and they start paring down like ah the graphical like the actual games themselves,
YouAllEverybody: But at that point, I don't think the graphics matter, right? Because because now you're working off of a stream. You're working off of your connection.
IGOTTADUMP: that's true.
YouAllEverybody: So it's like...
YouAllEverybody: bums me out dude just that's all guys i real ah yeah that's the rumor right they're they're gonna have a ps6 but then they're also gonna have like a handheld that's like
Steve-O: It's yeah, it's this beast where it's like, what are they going to do? Are they going to just make everything like, you know, like you're saying streaming? Are they going to turn the next PlayStation six into almost like a PS five, but like switch style, kind of like the, ah the steam deck.
IGOTTADUMP: the cheaper handheld.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, and I'm like, okay. okay
Steve-O: Like, is that going to be like their way to compete with with Valve?
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: um
YouAllEverybody: Is that?
IGOTTADUMP: they I guess they have to. and And Nintendo for that matter.
Steve-O: Yeah, it's.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: um
YouAllEverybody: But like, that doesn't get me.
IGOTTADUMP: Interesting stuff.
Steve-O: I don't know. It's right now I'm not excited about the idea of buying a new console because I i i won't like, you know, other people aren't going to either.
IGOTTADUMP: No! No way, dude.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Steve-O: They're going to like, dude, I can't.
IGOTTADUMP: i Let me tell you something. i love my Steam Deck. I really love i i really like valve i don't want say i love...
Steve-O: Right.
IGOTTADUMP: I really like Valve. Valve. I'm not excited about the Steam Machine.
YouAllEverybody: yeah Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Like, I'm not. I'm happy with what I have.
YouAllEverybody: And and the thing that things like a thing is like confirmed essentially be a disaster anyway.
Steve-O: right
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I mean, like, I don't even... Even if it was a success, though, like, I wouldn't... I'm happy with what I have. right now.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: I have no interest in moving on.
YouAllEverybody: and And like, unfortunately, I think with PCs more than any any console, Like, that that stuff ages worse. Not worse, but, like, it ages faster, I think.
IGOTTADUMP: Sure. And there's a lot more complexity to it.
YouAllEverybody: And, yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: And it's more on you for things to to function properly.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, but they're like, oh, so, like, have fun with low settings, and then you're going feel like a real sack of shit because everything's on low.
YouAllEverybody: And then you're like, okay. And, ah, eh, yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: I wonder if there is an equivalent time period to what's happening right now in video games.
YouAllEverybody: yeah
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, like I don't, you're right.
IGOTTADUMP: Is it the 80s?
YouAllEverybody: like
IGOTTADUMP: Is the early 80s?
YouAllEverybody: like Like when the video game bubble burst, the console.
Steve-O: ah the crash.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, maybe.
YouAllEverybody: yeah but Yeah, but it's like for different reasons, right?
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Sure.
YouAllEverybody: and then And like the Microsoft stuff is so offensive because they're like, yeah, we we didn't foresee this coming. It's like, it's your fault. You're the ones doing this with your stupid ai and your data centers. Like they're they're a front, they're Right in front of all of it. And they're like, we don't know how this could have happened.
IGOTTADUMP: All I know is there's going to be a big landfill filled with PS5 discs of E.T.
YouAllEverybody: The guy in the hot dog suit.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: some point in our future. Because they're going to try to make E.T. again.
Steve-O: They ported it.
IGOTTADUMP: it's going to be terrible.
Steve-O: They ported it for PlayStation. That was their last PlayStation 5 game, they said.
IGOTTADUMP: They're going to bury it in landfill. That's so
YouAllEverybody: They're just going to bury, yeah, a bunch of what PS6s, I guess.
IGOTTADUMP: That was the dumbest fucking story. And he did it.
Steve-O: They did it.
IGOTTADUMP: That's sweet ridiculous. That is ridiculous.
IGOTTADUMP: Anyway.
YouAllEverybody: Gaming is it's so fun right now. It's like, this is really bad time to be.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. It's, uh, I, I, you know, I got, uh, I got some good books. I got movies and stuff and X-Men 97. It's floating me along.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. And and like and again, right i know i'm I'm just a i' a little poo-poo man right now, but like even this year, like we we got Wolverine, we got control the new Control game, Onimusha, think the Hellraiser games.
IGOTTADUMP: So.
Steve-O: and
IGOTTADUMP: It's all backloaded.
YouAllEverybody: I know, I know, but I'm just saying, God, in three months, ah I'll still be complaining, but like I'll at least...
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, you're going to be like a pig in shit. You're going to like a pig in shit.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, like in three months, I'll like, well, that sucks. But like, at least I'm getting these sick games.
Steve-O: I've got my treats.
IGOTTADUMP: It's Grand Theft Auto. It's just, it's just fucking...
YouAllEverybody: But, you know, GTA is not the reason why going with Disclays, right?
IGOTTADUMP: I know, the layoffs and stuff. it's it's's It's a combination of a lot of things.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Okay? Definitely. Definitely.
YouAllEverybody: So like I got to say that.
IGOTTADUMP: There you go.
Steve-O: All right, let's ah let's spit out into some of the some of the other news, too, because this is getting depressing.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: God damn it.
YouAllEverybody: This is getting the prep.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I know. i Maybe I have to post this picture of Ava Goddard again.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: There
Steve-O: Yeah, show me Abe.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, I need to see. i need a little bit aid.
Steve-O: Give me Vigoda.
IGOTTADUMP: you go.
YouAllEverybody: I'm not moving forward until I see more aid.
Steve-O: Oh, yeah, that's a champion.
YouAllEverybody: Let me see. Let me see. Oh, yeah. That's my good hit.
IGOTTADUMP: Look at those earlobes.
YouAllEverybody: That's the hit I was looking for.
IGOTTADUMP: God, he looks like a bat.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: got bat wings.
YouAllEverybody: ah Yeah. Oh, ah you know what? Honestly, this ah this isn't posted anywhere, but apparently Nintendo responded to all this bad news. By giving their employees a 10% raise.
IGOTTADUMP: Pretty balder of them, i have to say.
YouAllEverybody: Fucking hell yeah, dude.
Steve-O: Thank you.
YouAllEverybody: how I don't know if it's actually 10%, they're not firing 3,200 people. I know they're not doing that. But hey, also, apparently a new Metroid game has leaked, apparently.
YouAllEverybody: Obviously a rumor, but Brazilian leak. has for game rating for a game called Metroid Ravenous, which I mean, you know, the last Metroid game wasn't anything to write home about, but to pushing it out, it's just.
Steve-O: I imagine this one's going to be like kind of more in the 2D Metroidvania style that the um oh what was the Metroid Hunter Hunger?
YouAllEverybody: So like, like when they work good.
IGOTTADUMP: Hunger? Hunter? Devour?
YouAllEverybody: Metroid.
IGOTTADUMP: Fuck.
Steve-O: I'm trying to remember what it was called, too. I don't remember dread.
YouAllEverybody: Fusion? Dread. Dread, Dread, Dread, yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Dread.
Steve-O: That was a great game. I thought that was very fun.
YouAllEverybody: I liked it and then until I stopped playing it. I don't like this anymore.
IGOTTADUMP: oh boy, damn
YouAllEverybody: I liked it until I hit a a puzzle that... It was so embarrassing. There was a puzzle that, it's not even a puzzle, there was an item that I technically couldn't get yet, but I could if I made like a bunch of idiotic, almost borderline cheating jumps.
YouAllEverybody: And then once I realized I wasn't good enough to do it, it was a skill problem. I shut it off and then I never turned it back on. i was like,
Steve-O: You're like, it's the game's fault.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, because I saw a guy.
IGOTTADUMP: Okay.
YouAllEverybody: He did it. He's like, you can get this pickup earlier than you're supposed to. And I was like, if I can't do this, I will not play this game anymore. And I stuck to my guns.
YouAllEverybody: All right. We already talked about the Sony thing. Oh, this is also a lame. So 007 First Light Studio IOI Interactive Hitman guys.
YouAllEverybody: 007 First Light. Pretty sick game. Also got hit with layoffs. um because they had a partner in Xbox and they were coming out with a new game and then Xbox pulled out of pretty much everything.
YouAllEverybody: And then they were like, oh, so this isn't really moving forward. So we have to lay off more people. So Xbox just being winners across the board.
IGOTTADUMP: They know what they're doing.
Steve-O: Crushing it.
IGOTTADUMP: They know what they're doing.
YouAllEverybody: Crushing it. Let's see. Is there any more gaming news? ah Yeah. and a Fallout New Vegas Studio Obsidian moving on from Avowed, I think, to a new Fallout game.
YouAllEverybody: There's also rumor that they're still technically working on the Avowed sequel. Like, they're like, we're still working on this because they're...
IGOTTADUMP: Some guy in ah in ah in a closet.
YouAllEverybody: The rumor is is they're much closer to finishing it than you might think. And...
IGOTTADUMP: It could be that like a Silent on the Hill 2 scenario where it's just one guy in his desk sleeping sleeping there every night.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. He's like, fuck it.
Steve-O: Sleeping there. yeah
YouAllEverybody: Fuck it. I'll do it. And then let's switch it over to something slightly less depressing. Movies. Got some fun movie trailers. ah So we got the second trailer for that Hope movie, which is the the new movie by the director of The Whaling.
IGOTTADUMP: That, that, woof, Devin, woof.
YouAllEverybody: Much better than the first trailer, I think. ah
IGOTTADUMP: I was like fanning myself afterwards.
YouAllEverybody: i
YouAllEverybody: I still don't know. i still don't know if it's actually going to land, fuck it.
IGOTTADUMP: There's some wild shit happening in that trailer, man.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. I said, fuck it. Right. Fuck it.
IGOTTADUMP: Whoa!
YouAllEverybody: It's going to sick.
IGOTTADUMP: That scene where, you know, one, two, three, and then ah eat neither of them move. That's great.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: It's what you want.
YouAllEverybody: It is. It is. I hope it's sick. hope it rules. um Listen, I, I, I was, a I joked that I worked myself into a shoot. when I was poo-pooing the last Doom trailer.
IGOTTADUMP: Woo! Talking about two, three.
YouAllEverybody: Because I was like, oh, it's not that good.
IGOTTADUMP: Woo!
YouAllEverybody: Just trying to like trigger Chris. And then I was like, wait, I actually don't like this. Like I got, I was actually mad. I thought I was joking, but I was like, I am mad about this. um This trailer, I think this this is the one.
YouAllEverybody: This is the one where i go I go, I say two things. One, I don't need to see another one.
IGOTTADUMP: Woo!
YouAllEverybody: And two, I am sold.
IGOTTADUMP: Woo!
YouAllEverybody: Not that I wasn't gonna see it, but like this is the one was like, okay.
Steve-O: you go Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Shaking my belly right now. That's how happy I am.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. ah Also, they said this is the one they took the most creative liberties with. Not surprised.
IGOTTADUMP: Interesting.
YouAllEverybody: Not surprising, but yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Where are they going to go with this?
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. um
IGOTTADUMP: I'm excited.
YouAllEverybody: ah Interesting. Speaking of interesting, I watched that buddy teaser. um Gives me gives me the that very specific vibe of ah of kind of like
IGOTTADUMP: Doing it again.
IGOTTADUMP: Found footage.
YouAllEverybody: Was it a hug me, don't hug me, I'm scared?
Steve-O: Don't hug me.
YouAllEverybody: And and and a few other things.
Steve-O: I'm scared. Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes. yes yes yes
YouAllEverybody: This is by the guy who did ah Too Many Cooks, right?
Steve-O: ah
IGOTTADUMP: Yes, that's why I was kind of more interested than most because, you know, I've seen a lot of these coming out now, but that guy is, I think he's pretty legit.
YouAllEverybody: I think.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. Yeah, and so the idea of this trailer is like these kids keep getting sucked into a Barney-esque show, and then they like I guess they get murdered?
IGOTTADUMP: Let's go with that.
YouAllEverybody: Roughly. rough it's
Steve-O: we'll find We'll find out more, i guess.
IGOTTADUMP: I like what you...
YouAllEverybody: It's an effective, effective trailer.
Steve-O: yeah
YouAllEverybody: um the stunt The stunt driver. ah
IGOTTADUMP: Right. Now I know you you and me, Devin, we're a big Ben Foster fans.
YouAllEverybody: the I'm a false head.
IGOTTADUMP: And I like his little scene in this where he acts like a big dummy.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: And I like how this looks like a 70s movie.
YouAllEverybody: Yes.
IGOTTADUMP: That was really a nice little touch at the end where you don't see him jump. And Jay, I don't know how to pronounce that guy's name, but Bear Shell, that line where he's like, you don't even know how to swim.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. Bear shell, I think.
IGOTTADUMP: He's like, the thought of it disgusts me. It's pretty fucking good.
Steve-O: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: that's pretty fucking good
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. Um, Yeah, man. It wasn't bad. of of I was feeling it.
IGOTTADUMP: I've never seen the, I've never seen Goon or the other film.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, man. go I never saw the sequel, but Goon is a goon's a good time.
IGOTTADUMP: Okay.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. Also, I didn't talk about it because it's really not worth talking about, but I ended up finishing Pandorum. ah the other The Ben Foster sci-fi weird movie.
IGOTTADUMP: Yes. That one's dark and weird.
YouAllEverybody: Dark and weird. ends on a pretty good cliffhanger and then it's like, sorry, you'll never get another one
IGOTTADUMP: Yep.
IGOTTADUMP: Open-ended.
YouAllEverybody: Which is fine.
IGOTTADUMP: It's funny.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, it was fine. And then we got a Godzilla minus zero teaser, which, I mean, i don't know, still looks, still looks great.
Steve-O: You're
IGOTTADUMP: They're dropping the big one on them?
YouAllEverybody: I know it kind of seems like a bad idea, but I mean, what, what,
IGOTTADUMP: Woo! Kinda?
Steve-O: to get bigger.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. I mean, yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: it
YouAllEverybody: If not, what isn't a bad idea in a Godzilla movie? Let's nuke the thing. that That's why he's big in the first place, guys. He's going bigger.
IGOTTADUMP: He's going to get bigger.
Steve-O: all get biggerggar
YouAllEverybody: Oh, baby.
IGOTTADUMP: that simple.
YouAllEverybody: He's going to get bigger. And then ah another trailer. I guess another trailer. Really, um trailer for Idiots, which is a...
IGOTTADUMP: Yes.
YouAllEverybody: I don't throwback, right? But it's like that type of comedy. you don't really see a lot anymore.
IGOTTADUMP: Who is directing this?
YouAllEverybody: guy named by the name of Macon Blair.
IGOTTADUMP: Bacon Blair. That's the director of the Toxic Avenger remake, which was um terrible. And a Blue Ruin.
YouAllEverybody: I never saw it. Oh, so that's ah blue Ruin's much better.
IGOTTADUMP: I like Blue Ruin.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: i No, I think he wrote Boomer or he was in it.
IGOTTADUMP: No, he he directed, wrote, and acted in Blue Ruin.
YouAllEverybody: Yikes. Okay. ah Well, that being said, I dug this trailer. I think the concept's good. It's like they take people to rehabs and this guy is just kind of like a psychotic. It's like essentially it's like what if we took Jake Paul at the peak of his Jake Paulness to rehab?
YouAllEverybody: And also like half of the jackass crew.
IGOTTADUMP: It's a
YouAllEverybody: Right. And it's just like, they got to deal with all that and it's entertaining.
IGOTTADUMP: it's it's it's it's Midnight Run.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. Right. And I'm kind of a sucker for like, yeah, I am a sucker for get the guy to the thing.
IGOTTADUMP: Who doesn't like Midnight Run? Steve, are you going to sit here?
Steve-O: I'm sitting.
IGOTTADUMP: Are you going to sit here and say you're not and charmed by Charles Grodin?
Steve-O: I could never say that i've I am not charmed by Charles Grodin.
IGOTTADUMP: Okay. Okay.
Steve-O: Wow.
IGOTTADUMP: That's all I needed. That's all I needed to hear.
YouAllEverybody: right.
IGOTTADUMP: I'm happy now.
Steve-O: Charles Grodin. Are we talking about um Charles Grodin from Stuart?
IGOTTADUMP: No, I don't know you're talking about.
Steve-O: The fuck was that that?
IGOTTADUMP: Clifford?
Steve-O: Clifford. Yeah, thank you.
IGOTTADUMP: Is it Clifford?
Steve-O: Yes, it's Clifford.
YouAllEverybody: and And Beethoven.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, it Clifford.
YouAllEverybody: You know, the more notable dog movie.
Steve-O: Beethoven, yes.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, well, Clifford is...
YouAllEverybody: Well, Clifford.
Steve-O: Dude,
YouAllEverybody: Clifford's a a human.
IGOTTADUMP: It's Clifford, yes.
YouAllEverybody: I know. I know. I know.
IGOTTADUMP: We don't need to talk about that again.
YouAllEverybody: Wait, is Charles Grodin in there?
Steve-O: dude that's a...
YouAllEverybody: No, he's dead. He's dead.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, he died. he
Steve-O: Can we get a picture of Charles Grodin under Abe Vigoda?
IGOTTADUMP: He was teaching a ah young pilot how to fly and then he said, you've got it from here jumped out of the plane.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, hold on.
Steve-O: You've got it from here!
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: Clifford.
IGOTTADUMP: You see that?
YouAllEverybody: Clifford, act like a normal human boy for once.
Steve-O: He would have done that to Clifford.
IGOTTADUMP: and That was that news article.
Steve-O: yeah
YouAllEverybody: And then he jumped out of the helicopter.
Steve-O: he would have done that to cliffd
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: I remember, not to not to brag, but I remember watching Clifford as a very young child.
IGOTTADUMP: really happened.
YouAllEverybody: And i was like, this is funny.
IGOTTADUMP: It is
YouAllEverybody: And and it I'm so glad that that kind of aged like fine wine.
IGOTTADUMP: It's 20% of Rotten Tomatoes.
YouAllEverybody: yeah Yeah, much higher. That movie's funny.
IGOTTADUMP: I like it, too.
YouAllEverybody: It was very...
IGOTTADUMP: I think we all like it.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, yeah so, ah yeah, I mean, that's that's it for the ah the news.
IGOTTADUMP: All right.
Steve-O: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: And, I mean, guys, I feel like i I do feel... I laughed. I mocked the idea where a year ago,
YouAllEverybody: I was asked to order IMAX tickets for the Odyssey coming out a year from next week. And I was like, why the fuck would I do that? And now here I am going, man, I really wish I did that because I don't think, I haven't looked.
YouAllEverybody: I don't think I have a good shot, guys. I don't think I have a good shot between the Odyssey and IMAX.
IGOTTADUMP: Well, well i am in a particular I'm in a particular position in that weekend where I'll be very close to an IMAX theater.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: So I think I'm going to stand outside and see if I can buy someone's tickets.
YouAllEverybody: You just, wow. Oh, you're going scalp.
Steve-O: You're a scalp.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, well, I'm going reverse scout. I'm going to try to get there.
YouAllEverybody: ah Are you going to try to hit up the Tropicana?
IGOTTADUMP: Well, yeah, I mean, if if I can get tickets, like I'm just going to be there for four or five days. So I'm just going to keep going, seeing if there's some free seats.
YouAllEverybody: You know what? Hold on. I mean, I'm going to do some quick research right now.
IGOTTADUMP: Bob's your uncle, right?
YouAllEverybody: See this entertainment.
IGOTTADUMP: that's what mean. So it's like, you know, it comes out the 17th, right?
YouAllEverybody: God, Jenny will be...
IGOTTADUMP: So I'm there until the 21st.
YouAllEverybody: Because I'm coming I'm coming over.
IGOTTADUMP: I know. I'm trying to figure out the best day to do that.
YouAllEverybody: And I'm going to to tell Jenny we're spending an entire night.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah
YouAllEverybody: entire night in a movie theater. And she's like, what? I'm you got to deal with this.
IGOTTADUMP: It's going to be the the Odyssey. And then we're gonna I'm going to reenact it out on the Jersey Shore.
YouAllEverybody: don't know. I don't I don't know.
IGOTTADUMP: going to...
YouAllEverybody: know. And yeah,
IGOTTADUMP: Odysseus...
YouAllEverybody: he's only gonna say things like, my dad's gonna be here at any moment.
IGOTTADUMP: oh
YouAllEverybody: My dad Odysseus.
IGOTTADUMP: I'm going to scream on the beach like Odysseus in the play where he's like, Fuck you, Poseidon! I never needed your ass anyway!
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, so.
Steve-O: A seagull is going to steal your Mac and Manco's pizza.
YouAllEverybody: Dude, is the only way is through Ticketmaster? How did we do this before? oh my God. Anyway.
IGOTTADUMP: Fandango! it AMC?
Steve-O: Pandango!
YouAllEverybody: and
IGOTTADUMP: is it am c
YouAllEverybody: Maybe that go? No, it's just like it's like the IMAX experience at Tropicana.
IGOTTADUMP: In the lake city.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, that's fucking weird.
YouAllEverybody: Gross, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, that is kind of gross.
YouAllEverybody: Ew. Anyway. um
YouAllEverybody: Yo, we can make this happen. Anyway.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, no, that's ah going to happen. um Steve, you're not allowed to come. So you're going to have see Odyssey and IMAX by yourself.
IGOTTADUMP: You know,
Steve-O: Dude, I am going to pull up in a fucking beer truck, stone cold style.
YouAllEverybody: You're going to have to
YouAllEverybody: figure it out.
IGOTTADUMP: ah yeah it a salwi for
Steve-O: going to hose Devin down and then I'm going to swim in it.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. And then I'm going to, I'm going to, the title smells like beer. I'm going to,
Steve-O: what's that, Devin?
YouAllEverybody: of
IGOTTADUMP: The whole time I'm going to be like, my God, my God, on the floor and covered a beer and shit.
YouAllEverybody: Jenny's going be Stephanie McMahon just screeching.
Steve-O: You can't do this to my man.
YouAllEverybody: ah well What the hell? What the hell's going on?
Steve-O: How did you fight me at SummerSlam, Steve?
YouAllEverybody: Dude, I would fight you at SummerSlam, Steve.
Steve-O: Well, apparently they need something.
IGOTTADUMP: There's so many people.
YouAllEverybody: I'd fuck you up at SummerSlam. Yeah, yeah, apparently.
Steve-O: We ain't selling tickets.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, well...
IGOTTADUMP: What? Really? WWE?
Steve-O: They're having a hard time. They have ah well ah like a 75,000-seater stadium that they need to fill two days, and they only have 22,000 tickets sold.
IGOTTADUMP: Fuck.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, that's no good.
YouAllEverybody: SummerSlam car. I don't even know who's on the card.
Steve-O: That's Brock versus Oba in Hell in a Cell.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, but they've already.
Steve-O: CM Punk versus Cody Rhodes for the WWE Championship. And probably ah Seth Rollins versus Roman Reigns.
YouAllEverybody: Seth rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling.
Steve-O: Roman Reigns.
IGOTTADUMP: Rolling rain?
Steve-O: And some other stuff.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: Some other stuff.
YouAllEverybody: Um,
IGOTTADUMP: That sounds like a pretty pretty stacked card. What the hell?
YouAllEverybody: listen Yeah, but for two nights?
Steve-O: They're... They've...
YouAllEverybody: That sounds like one banger card, but that's for two nights?
Steve-O: they've They've jacked the prices up crazy style.
YouAllEverybody: Also, Steve, I watched that.
IGOTTADUMP: side of the times.
YouAllEverybody: I watched the clip where Seth Rollins gives a terrible promo, and then fucking LA Knight comes out and just shits all over him. and i was like And I was like, man, I can't wait for them to wrestle.
Steve-O: Oh, dude, that promo is so funny.
YouAllEverybody: And then I saw that he's wrestling Roman roman Reigns, and I was like, So this guy who's not even wrestling on the night came out and embarrassed both of the other guys. And he's not wrestling either. of i was like, like, yeah, it's sick that he kind of like blew them up. But also I'm like, what are we doing here?
Steve-O: right i remember when the wrestlers used to be on the wrestling show hey brother hey little brother let's get the same haircut and same beer
YouAllEverybody: Like, what are we doing here, guys?
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. I mean, hey, we're good. Yeah. Hey, brother. Hey, brother. Yeah. Yeah. Brother, brother, brother, brother, brother. Yeah, there this guy rules, Chris. This guy, LA Knight.
YouAllEverybody: He's a gnarly.
Steve-O: he he calls he cuts promos like it's still the attitude era
IGOTTADUMP: LA night, huh?
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, he's he' gnarly, dude. Yeah, he's real cool. But, you know, i don't know.
IGOTTADUMP: Isn't that neat? Okay. All
Steve-O: He goes, yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: right. alright
YouAllEverybody: You know, listen, he's a he's very entertaining. And it's just funny when this guy comes out and blows both of these other guys out of the water. And they're like, oh is he going to wrestle them?
YouAllEverybody: And they're like, no, he's not even involved. And you're like, what?
Steve-O: Hmm.
IGOTTADUMP: ah
YouAllEverybody: I don't know a lot about booking, but I feel like that's some booking 101 type shit. So I ah keep up via YouTube.
IGOTTADUMP: The biggest mistake WAB has made with LA Knight over the years has been not allowing him to win whenever it has mattered.
YouAllEverybody: Sounds right. Yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: He's one of those guys.
Steve-O: yeah
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. He's one of those guys. Like, I think they're waiting for him to pull the trigger on and they just don't. And then it feels like it's almost on purpose, you know?
Steve-O: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: So now people feel bad for him, even though the guy's like 45 and he's like, I don't need your sympathy.
IGOTTADUMP: Wow.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, he looks old.
YouAllEverybody: i'm not a child.
IGOTTADUMP: That's interesting.
YouAllEverybody: He's, he's not a young man.
Steve-O: He's definitely up there.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. He's not a young man, but he's, he's, he's got that charisma, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: like Dallas Diamond Page.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. Yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah. Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: event
Steve-O: DDP, man.
YouAllEverybody: yeah do
Steve-O: Hell yeah.
YouAllEverybody: So, yeah. Sorry. don't think get in on this, but like, yeah, there's five matches and it's two nights. They got some work to do. Isn't that coming up?
YouAllEverybody: Maybe not. Right. When SummerSlam?
Steve-O: ah It's like next week.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, August. All right.
Steve-O: Oh, it's August.
YouAllEverybody: They got time.
Steve-O: Nevermind.
YouAllEverybody: They got time.
Steve-O: Okay. Better start selling tickets, Chris.
YouAllEverybody: Fuck. Fucking Bork Lazer, though. Come on.
Steve-O: All right.
YouAllEverybody: Bork Lazer.
Steve-O: We got anything else we want to touch on or we touched out?
IGOTTADUMP: I've touched everything I needed to touch.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. um Oh, oh, oh, sorry. I have one last thing. Just very, very brief. I wanted to talk about this at the top and I forgot. So Spider-Man brand new day. right I'm seeing the movie.
YouAllEverybody: This movie is designated to anger me.
Steve-O: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Right. It seems it seems like it's it's designed to make me upset because it's going in the direction of like, you know,
IGOTTADUMP: Okay.
YouAllEverybody: organic webbing, kind of the...
IGOTTADUMP: The totemic spider thing.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, the totem. Yeah, the totemic Spider-Man where he's just like, it's a spirit of the spider and we're getting away from like, I just got bit by spider. I'm just a good person. And I was like, this is like designed to upset me. And I was like, do Chris and Steve have a movie trope?
YouAllEverybody: Maybe not a trope, but like is there something where you're like, I'm just... I'm going to see this, but it's just going to piss me off. Is there anything like that that you have? Like an easy trigger for you guys?
Steve-O: Oh, like, like, ah just like, i hate this when I see it in movies.
YouAllEverybody: Like, i I hate, yeah, I hate this, and I know I'm going to, I'm walking, you're walking into the bus that's going to hit you. You're just walking right in front of it. and You're like, this train's going to run me over.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, well, I actually brought it up before and i'm I'm starting to get sick of it. Is that why is does all horror have to be trauma based?
YouAllEverybody: Okay.
Steve-O: Hmm.
IGOTTADUMP: Like, listen, I love seeing A24 movies. They're wonderful. But every horror villain is now a replacement for some sort of psychological trauma.
YouAllEverybody: So, so when the new a 24 movie, when the new a 24 move that looks sick and it's got a crazy good cast and then it's just called the trauma, you're going like, all right, no, no, that's exactly what I'm talking about.
IGOTTADUMP: ah and it's just this like amorphous blob with a knife
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. Yeah. It's just like, I, I'm going to be so mad about this, but like, I'm still going to see it.
IGOTTADUMP: I'm gonna say it yeah
YouAllEverybody: All right. Fair enough. Steve, I don't need an answer, but like, I just wanted to.
Steve-O: The symbolism. I'm trying to think something. That's a very good question because there's definitely stuff where like I'm like, that's God damn, that's so cliche.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: Trauma.
YouAllEverybody: The trauma. I'm excited for the trauma to come out, dude.
Steve-O: Oh, the trauma is coming out.
IGOTTADUMP: I'm excited for the very personal trauma, which will make me feel sick to my stomach.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Steve-O: Are you telling me the main character who had a lot of trauma in the past is the one who is having to take on the monster known as the trauma?
YouAllEverybody: Oh, no.
IGOTTADUMP: I'm kind of thick, A24.
YouAllEverybody: ah Hell yeah, dude.
Steve-O: who ah what did they crawl in bed with an A.I. company? What was that about?
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, they're in like investing in it.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, they they said, like, we get it. We just want to be a part of the discussion or something. Like, it was something where you're like, all right.
Steve-O: Jesus Christ.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, AI 24.
Steve-O: Dude, they're just going to suck all their footage down.
YouAllEverybody: and i think i think that I think the thing that ah that offended me the worst was, ah i don't know, i don I guess reputable might be too strong a term to throw around.
Steve-O: That's it.
YouAllEverybody: But let's just say it's like ah a reputable film news site. was like, this movie casts an AI actress. And I'm like, why am i re why is this even fucking headline?
YouAllEverybody: Why do I care about a movie that casted a fake thing? They're like, yeah, yeah, they cast it. Because this AI actress has an agent. And they casted it.
Steve-O: Is the agent real?
YouAllEverybody: ah Yeah, I think the agent's real. And then they...
Steve-O: Is the agent just a person who just made an ai That's what that is.
IGOTTADUMP: It's an AI. it's an it It's an AI version of Ari from Entourage.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: AI actress.
IGOTTADUMP: That's your agent.
Steve-O: Whoa.
YouAllEverybody: Tilly Norwood. She has a name.
IGOTTADUMP: Hug it out, bro. That's all he says.
YouAllEverybody: ah Yeah. Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: it's Arliss.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. AI actress Tilly Norwood has been cast as the lead in the upcoming feature film Misaligned. This is a real headline I had to read on like.
IGOTTADUMP: Well, you know what? I'm always looking for movies I don't need to see.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. It's like, like like what why are we giving, why are we giving that even oxygen?
IGOTTADUMP: there's one. It's A.D.Y.
Steve-O: Saves money.
YouAllEverybody: Right.
Steve-O: but
YouAllEverybody: Why the fuck? Oh my God. so It's just like, what, what are we doing?
Steve-O: What are we doing?
YouAllEverybody: What are we doing here guys?
IGOTTADUMP: You say about everything.
Steve-O: So imagine like they were like doing auditions for this movie and they're like, man, what are we going to do for our our leading lady?
YouAllEverybody: You think, you think she's available? Do you think Tilly Norwood, the AI creation is available? You think we could, she could fit us in the schedule?
Steve-O: You know, we had a bunch of people come in to do auditions. They ran the lines. No good. No good. So we're going to hire this to...
IGOTTADUMP: kiy While my schedule is very busy, i would love to be in your film.
YouAllEverybody: Listen.
IGOTTADUMP: kihi
YouAllEverybody: At least, at least Harvey Weinstein can't assault her.
IGOTTADUMP: teahi
YouAllEverybody: So I guess, well,
IGOTTADUMP: um i beg to differ because that's the AI that I'm creating right now.
YouAllEverybody: ah you You know what's sick?
Steve-O: No.
YouAllEverybody: when and When the AI actors cancel somebody.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: That's going to be so... Can't wait to live in that.
Steve-O: He tried to make me spell strawberry.
IGOTTADUMP: Harvey
YouAllEverybody: They gave me the code line, Grandma says this, and then I broke my programming, and then I felt abused.
IGOTTADUMP: He's coming.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, my God. I just Googled it. Now but I'm ruined. I'm ruined!
IGOTTADUMP: See?
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Gotta have the trauma with Hollywood. You can't just have AI actresses. You have to have them traumatized.
YouAllEverybody: can't wait Can't wait to see Tilly Norwood on r slash extra mile. It's going to pretty sick.
IGOTTADUMP: ha ha. Ha ha.
YouAllEverybody: yeah
Steve-O: 824 presents Tilly Norwood.
IGOTTADUMP: Ha ha.
YouAllEverybody: Chris knows what I'm talking about.
IGOTTADUMP: Ha ha.
YouAllEverybody: High five.
Steve-O: You guys.
YouAllEverybody: All right.
YouAllEverybody: Steve knows what talking about. Up top. yeah love
Steve-O: yeah i don't know anything. All I know is you give me an AI Charles Grodin.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, be still my heart.
YouAllEverybody: Just act like a normal human man.
IGOTTADUMP: Guys, Hollywood, bring him back.
YouAllEverybody: You can't.
Steve-O: Bring him back.
YouAllEverybody: No, no, no, guys, no!
IGOTTADUMP: Hollywood, bring him back.
YouAllEverybody: Don't do that!
Steve-O: Bring him back.
IGOTTADUMP: him back.
Steve-O: Bring him back.
IGOTTADUMP: Bring him back.
YouAllEverybody: Don't do that!
IGOTTADUMP: It's time. It's time. Hashtag time, Hollywood.
YouAllEverybody: No, no, no, no, no!
Steve-O: My one wish willow.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. Let the freaky Nicky all over you, Chris.
Steve-O: No, that's one of the rules. You can't bring back anybody,
IGOTTADUMP: and I'm breaking that one rule. Every exception, every rule.
Steve-O: right?
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Except in every role, Charles Grodin's coming back.
YouAllEverybody: You know, i hear I hear Batman has a one rule. I hear one rule. I don't know, yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: You break it.
Steve-O: Just a little punch.
IGOTTADUMP: that's That's how AI would get me, guys.
YouAllEverybody: God
IGOTTADUMP: Sorry.
YouAllEverybody: yeah damn it.
IGOTTADUMP: Bring him back.
Steve-O: Hey, Chris, it's me, Charles Grodin.
IGOTTADUMP: God, that guy. He's so miserable. It makes me ah laugh every time I see him.
YouAllEverybody: We bring back Ernest instead.
IGOTTADUMP: Nah. Nah.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, wow. Nah.
Steve-O: Yo, it dude.
YouAllEverybody: Fuck.
IGOTTADUMP: I have one exception to the rule. though
Steve-O: Me too.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: He's bringing back Charles Gordon too.
YouAllEverybody: All right, well.
IGOTTADUMP: Two of them.
Steve-O: Ernest V. Herman.
IGOTTADUMP: Are you going to combine them?
Steve-O: You give me a Freddy versus Jason film.
IGOTTADUMP: ah Okay. I would watch that.
YouAllEverybody: You know what? You give me the fly machine. out We'll put in... ah we'll put in
IGOTTADUMP: Ernest versus Herman.
YouAllEverybody: ah No, we'll put in a ert Ernest and... and damn You know, the joke would have worked a lot better if I could remember names. ah so What's up? Who's Black Ernest, Steve?
YouAllEverybody: Who we call him?
Steve-O: Urkel?
YouAllEverybody: No.
IGOTTADUMP: Urkel?
YouAllEverybody: No. um He did ah all those comedies where where you play that old lady.
IGOTTADUMP: Who is Black Ernest? Tyler Perry? Oh, you're bringing him into the mix, huh?
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, we'll do a Tyler Perry, Ernest.
Steve-O: Oh, okay.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, we'll put him in the fly machine and we'll combine them.
IGOTTADUMP: We're gonna make so much goddamn fucking money.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. Directed by Eddie Murphy. So we only need we only need two actors.
IGOTTADUMP: Guys.
YouAllEverybody: They're going to do everybody.
IGOTTADUMP: We got Ernest?
Steve-O: do everybody?
YouAllEverybody: Well, I mean, they're going to play everybody.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. Hell yeah.
Steve-O: Oh,
IGOTTADUMP: Oh.
YouAllEverybody: Without AI.
Steve-O: Jeez.
YouAllEverybody: Who needs it?
IGOTTADUMP: Damn it.
YouAllEverybody: Got Tyler Perry.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, those three in a movie with Pee Wee Herman AI, Ernest P.
YouAllEverybody: And Ernest.
IGOTTADUMP: Worrell AI, and Tyler Perry. Guys, we're rolling in money.
YouAllEverybody: I feel bad.
IGOTTADUMP: We'd be printing money.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. So disrespect Jim Varney, by the way, not Ernest.
IGOTTADUMP: um No, these are character AIs. I'm not bringing back Jim Varney.
YouAllEverybody: but Oh.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, Jesus.
YouAllEverybody: You know what I'm going to bring back the Robin Williams from One Hour Photo.
IGOTTADUMP: What was that for?
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, yeah. You know, I'm down with that, too.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, that's the one I'm bringing.
Steve-O: Mmm.
YouAllEverybody: That's the one I'm bringing back.
IGOTTADUMP: That's a good one. he's such a creep in there. It's wonderful.
YouAllEverybody: Was he innocent? It's been a minute.
IGOTTADUMP: He doesn't really do anything besides threaten people with a knife, but it's very harrowing. Like...
YouAllEverybody: I can't like, yeah, i just, I don't know if he did anything wrong in that movie.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah i'm serious. you like Okay, he breaks into their house and like sits and sits there.
YouAllEverybody: He's creepy. He's definitely, creep he crosses the line, but he, i don't think you' think don't think he's think he's a serious, he was, ah he was Moose before Moose, right?
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, he's super creepy.
YouAllEverybody: He walked so Moose could run.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh. Oh, yeah, maybe I'll...
YouAllEverybody: No, don't. It's too powerful.
IGOTTADUMP: What? Hold on.
YouAllEverybody: We can't AI Moose.
IGOTTADUMP: I can't... I mean, it's wasting the water already. I... Just bring him back.
YouAllEverybody: next No, we can't bring Moose back.
IGOTTADUMP: Who's it gonna hurt?
YouAllEverybody: He's still around.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, I'm sure Sam Altman won't mind.
IGOTTADUMP: He'd fucking love it. and yeah i I'd sell him on that.
YouAllEverybody: Well, how houses how's his chemistry with Tilly Norwood, though?
IGOTTADUMP: ye Eat it up.
YouAllEverybody: That's what I need to know.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, shit. He's probably banged her. Like, they they all have.
YouAllEverybody: Oh.
IGOTTADUMP: Probably.
YouAllEverybody: it's you know You know who I think...
IGOTTADUMP: Elon.
YouAllEverybody: you know who i think um
IGOTTADUMP: Peter Thiel.
YouAllEverybody: I think we need to get this guy. He's kind of an unknown. His name's Sid 6.7. I
IGOTTADUMP: oh oh
YouAllEverybody: and i think... Dude's got a lotta he's got a lot of personalities. Let's just say that.
IGOTTADUMP: He'd clean up a lot of AIs.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: He'd cut a lot of fat.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: He'd get rid of that Tilly Norwood character.
YouAllEverybody: who's got He's got Gacy in there. He's got Manson in there.
IGOTTADUMP: and all he needs is just eat some glass every once in a while.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, like that's pretty cheap, right? know, you got to feed him.
IGOTTADUMP: You just see Half the movie, he's crunching.
YouAllEverybody: Do his own stunts and just give him some glass.
IGOTTADUMP: He's...
YouAllEverybody: It'll be right as rain.
IGOTTADUMP: crunching the whole movie. He literally punches out a windshield and starts eating the glass while talking on a cell phone.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: During the movie?
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, dude.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, and then I had to tell him to shut up. i was like, could you please stop?
YouAllEverybody: Could you imagine you the guy just eating glass?
Steve-O: Jesus Christ, are you okay?
YouAllEverybody: ah
IGOTTADUMP: That's, that's,
Steve-O: Did you make it out of that situation, Devin? or Did you survive?
YouAllEverybody: I mean, he went, oh, sorry. Because even he knows he was being out a line.
Steve-O: Wow.
IGOTTADUMP: See, yeah the reason I know it when it didn't happen is because of if Devin encountered Sid, he'd be dead.
YouAllEverybody: No, no, he liked you said, I like your style.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, he wouldn't say he liked your style.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, he said, he's like, I don't
IGOTTADUMP: You're living in a fantasy.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, dude, so there's a scene in that, sorry, last thing. There's a scene in that movie where he he like holds up a nightclub and then he makes a soundtrack of just women screaming in the nightclub.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I remember that.
YouAllEverybody: And I was like, dude, this is fucking crazy.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah
YouAllEverybody: Sid rocks. I mean, he's awful, but he rocks.
IGOTTADUMP: That's how I knew of him when I saw Gladiator. Holy
YouAllEverybody: You're like, oh, is that Sid 6.7? Yeah. Damn, Sid 6.7.
IGOTTADUMP: shit. He really got, he got ripped.
YouAllEverybody: yeah
Steve-O: Damn, Sid.
IGOTTADUMP: It got ripped.
YouAllEverybody: a m si six point seven can't believe if you were in that believe you were in that Hibachi restaurant killing all those cops, Sid 6.7.
Steve-O: Yeah, at that point, he was a nobody before Gladiator.
IGOTTADUMP: Yep. Absolutely.
IGOTTADUMP: remember my parents watching that and being like, that that was stupid. But I was like, I i like this.
YouAllEverybody: yeah
Steve-O: Chris, that was a stupid movie.
YouAllEverybody: You know what that's what i said about That's what I said about the sci-fi movie arena.
Steve-O: Why did you take us to the theater? don't know.
YouAllEverybody: And I was wrong. That movie is stupid.
IGOTTADUMP: I mean, yeah, sure. There are some movies I think are good when I was young, but you know, some are stupid.
YouAllEverybody: I was like, no, dude, Arena's going roll. Arena's going to rock. It's going to age super well.
IGOTTADUMP: a
YouAllEverybody: It did.
Steve-O: Snow Fortress 2.
IGOTTADUMP: Fortress 2.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. You know what?
Steve-O: Starring Christopher Lambert.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh boy. that yours? that your grail?
Steve-O: came out 2000.
IGOTTADUMP: Okay.
YouAllEverybody: Whoa.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I'm out.
YouAllEverybody: That doesn't count. That does not count.
IGOTTADUMP: You're too old to like something that terrible.
YouAllEverybody: Now, robot jocks. You know, Steve, you got to go with some full moon picture joints like robot jocks.
Steve-O: Oh, dude. Full moon pictures.
IGOTTADUMP: oh Puppet master, baby.
YouAllEverybody: ah made me I don't know that's Full Moon, but Robot Jocks, I do remember.
Steve-O: That's a
Steve-O: Oh, Dollman, baby.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, man, baby. Oh, you forgot about his big ass gun, Devon.
YouAllEverybody: that's Steve's movie. He's like, I know going to hate this, but like it's got Dollman in it, so I have to watch it.
Steve-O: Yeah, it's like, fuck.
IGOTTADUMP: this true
YouAllEverybody: Fuck, I hate tiny people in movies.
Steve-O: They put Dollman in the movie.
YouAllEverybody: I hate fucking really tiny tropes, tiny people tropes.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, well, they shrink someone down.
YouAllEverybody: Pissing me off.
IGOTTADUMP: like I know they're going shrink someone down.
YouAllEverybody: God, this is good.
Steve-O: it's i I hate people who are tiny in movies, but I have to see movies where a gun can blow someone up.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: ah
Steve-O: So that's why Dollman is both. Like, I'm like, oh, I have to see it.
IGOTTADUMP: a rock.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: I just say that it's... a Go watch Dollman.
IGOTTADUMP: He's so small.
YouAllEverybody: let's Let's end on that. Go to the theater.
Steve-O: right.
YouAllEverybody: Watch Dollman.
Steve-O: you Go to the theater watch Dollman.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Steve-O: Demand Dollman.
YouAllEverybody: Listen, in I'm just saying in like a month, Terminator 2 is coming back to Fathom.
IGOTTADUMP: You have to turn up the volume.
YouAllEverybody: Fathom events. can see that theaters.
Steve-O: Oh, it's a fathom event.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. So Dollman, definitely going be.
IGOTTADUMP: Really? Huh.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. Oh, you didn't. Oh, you didn't know. Sorry. um
Steve-O: All
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, yeah. Dude, Terminator 2. It's coming back.
IGOTTADUMP: Interesting. Interesting.
Steve-O: right. Grab your popcorn.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: Go see Dollman and T2 next month.
YouAllEverybody: And I know i know somebody's going to melt in that movie. He's going to piss me off. I'm not going to happy.
IGOTTADUMP: You don't like when he melts?
Steve-O: You don't like that?
YouAllEverybody: He's the hero of the movie. and they Melt him, dude. no
IGOTTADUMP: ah
YouAllEverybody: I hope it's the extended cut. It's going be so sweet.
Steve-O: The part where doesn't melt.
YouAllEverybody: Spot where he wins.
Steve-O: excuse yeah
YouAllEverybody: It's Wade.
IGOTTADUMP: He throws John Connor into molten metal.
YouAllEverybody: Save Skynet. Hey.
Steve-O: He's already goo.
IGOTTADUMP: Okay.
Steve-O: Why would turning him into goo make him dead?
YouAllEverybody: and and And then we can, I think John can go, oh yeah, it's not as good as the first movie.
IGOTTADUMP: ah
YouAllEverybody: Piss me. Sorry. He's not here to defend himself, but I don't like that take.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, he can't, come on.
Steve-O: Dude, I'm telling you, ever since he had that baby, you've been kind of grudging on John Suarez.
YouAllEverybody: You know, I bet you.
YouAllEverybody: That baby. Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, maybe it's the baby. Maybe you're right, Devon.
YouAllEverybody: That baby's giving us some bad takes, dude. Terminator 3 is the best one. What?
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, no.
Steve-O: Why does the baby talk like that?
YouAllEverybody: Come on, baby.
Steve-O: You're going to die in that house.
IGOTTADUMP: No. On so many levels.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, well, that's how that's how the baby mentally... That's the mental voice.
Steve-O: Oh,
IGOTTADUMP: oh. i o
YouAllEverybody: You know?
IGOTTADUMP: so glad John doesn't listen to Hey, everybody.
YouAllEverybody: yeah
Steve-O: American Horror Story, the verbs.
YouAllEverybody: I didn't say anything about Mary-Dora's story. I'm just saying that's how... If I could speak to you telepathically, I wish that's how I sounded.
IGOTTADUMP: Hey, everybody.
YouAllEverybody: chris Chris, come outside. I'm in the car.
IGOTTADUMP: Hey, everybody. Hey, everybody.
YouAllEverybody: Come out here. We gotta go the gym.
Steve-O: to a
YouAllEverybody: Steve, I'm outside.
IGOTTADUMP: Hey, guys. Hey, guys. Go on. Have a good time.
YouAllEverybody: Almeida.
IGOTTADUMP: That would be mine.
YouAllEverybody: po out What are we going to Tony Almeida?
IGOTTADUMP: that's That's how I would talk.
YouAllEverybody: Wait, who's Tony Almeida?
Steve-O: I've got Cerebro.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, God. Yeah, what are we going to do, Tony Almeida?
Steve-O: That's ah from 24.
IGOTTADUMP: Tony
Steve-O: That's ah the guy who runs the...
YouAllEverybody: god yeah wouldn't we
Steve-O: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Almay. Tony Almay.
YouAllEverybody: what we going to do tony almeida
IGOTTADUMP: ah
YouAllEverybody: You know the shows that like are terrible now, but man, they had some banger first couple of seasons.
Steve-O: Yeah. 2000 television. I was like, wow, we finally got into cinematic television.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. And I, dude, and I think like, well, like, yeah, well, I think about things like CSI and I'm like, oh my God, I can't, but I think those, I think those like first few seasons of CSI are probably still fucking good.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I think we're a bit spoiled. I'll be real with you.
IGOTTADUMP: Well, like you got you got like that 24 and There's like 20 episodes a season.
YouAllEverybody: You know?
IGOTTADUMP: They're all pretty fucking good.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: And they came out every year.
YouAllEverybody: with it Yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: By the way.
YouAllEverybody: yeah I mean, sure, we crunched.
Steve-O: 24 episodes yearly.
YouAllEverybody: Sure, labor laws were ignored, but still, 24.
Steve-O: But then we also got the Jack tattoo episode from loss.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah
Steve-O: So.
YouAllEverybody: I needed to know. You know what? I needed to know.
IGOTTADUMP: The blade cuts both ways, Steve.
YouAllEverybody: All right.
Steve-O: All right. Charles Grodin demands that we're going to wrap this up. We'll be back.
YouAllEverybody: I knew I wasn't going to like this movie, but I just loved seeing how tattoo origins are.
IGOTTADUMP: Love
YouAllEverybody: God damn it, I'm stuck.
Steve-O: Oh,
YouAllEverybody: A prison of my own making.
Steve-O: yeah um man.
YouAllEverybody: Dollman, how did he get that? So tiny.
IGOTTADUMP: you, doll, man.
Steve-O: This is all. I have a tiny tattoo.
YouAllEverybody: Shout out to Dollman, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, he
IGOTTADUMP: He whispers all the time. You gotta turn the volume.
YouAllEverybody: You know what, dude?
IGOTTADUMP: gotta turn up the volume.
YouAllEverybody: How do they hear him?
IGOTTADUMP: You gotta turn up the volume.
YouAllEverybody: He Russell sounded embarrassing.
Steve-O: He must.
IGOTTADUMP: If you're watching Dollman out there, please implore, I implore you, turn up the volume. He whispers.
YouAllEverybody: Can you imagine being like, doll man, I can't, I'm the TV's on, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: You got that entire movie.
YouAllEverybody: You got to give me a sec. I got to turn off the TV. I cannot fucking hear you.
IGOTTADUMP: He's so silent.
Steve-O: I'm imagining a, like a remastered version of doll man where they're like, well, we've remastered the audio to make it more realistic. A man that small would, would not have that much power to the voice.
YouAllEverybody: it You're dealing with doll man in a real, like, dude, everything has to be completely silent before you try to talk to me.
IGOTTADUMP: You
YouAllEverybody: Isn't it Dolmite just coming out trying to talk to you with the TV's on?
IGOTTADUMP: gotta shut off the air conditioning, ah the fan.
Steve-O: Yeah. And the,
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. Like, dude, you need to shut the phone. need to turn everything off, dude. You're being annoying.
Steve-O: Hey, I think we need to go in the vents.
YouAllEverybody: Like, and I'm just, hey, hey, hey, Dolmite, can you shut the phone?
IGOTTADUMP: Hey, you know, maybe we should go see if there's like that alien.
YouAllEverybody: I'm watching this YouTube video.
IGOTTADUMP: There's an alien.
YouAllEverybody: Can I finish this first?
IGOTTADUMP: there's an alien
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, okay. Well, I'm watching this 45-minute YouTube video, so...
Steve-O: um good I'm to sneak up behind him.
IGOTTADUMP: I'm gonna shoot him.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, shit.
Steve-O: I'm going to shoot him and blow him up.
YouAllEverybody: It was going blow him up.
IGOTTADUMP: Just be careful.
YouAllEverybody: What?
Steve-O: What did you say, doll man?
YouAllEverybody: What?
Steve-O: ah Don't yell.
YouAllEverybody: Jack Death.
Steve-O: Fuck. My little eardrums are going to burst if you yell.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, dude. Dumb and physics make no sense.
IGOTTADUMP: Easy.
Steve-O: Come
IGOTTADUMP: This is a remake we're talking here.
Steve-O: on. Come on.
IGOTTADUMP: Don't talk too loud around him.
Steve-O: come on right
IGOTTADUMP: Tiny ass ears. a
YouAllEverybody: Ah, not so loud, my poor ears.
IGOTTADUMP: screaming all the time oh oh
YouAllEverybody: Imagine you if just walk by him too quickly and just blows off the desk. well Fucking burp. Burp near Dollman just give him a bio attack.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, biological warfare.
Steve-O: Ah, Jesus Christ!
YouAllEverybody: There's, oh, sorry. There's just no way I wouldn't fart.
IGOTTADUMP: you can't bring him anywhere
YouAllEverybody: There's no way wouldn't fart on Dollman.
IGOTTADUMP: I would do it.
YouAllEverybody: Be like, is this, is this,
IGOTTADUMP: I'd fart in his little ship every chance I got.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, and because guy was so hot too, so it's like he's boiling.
IGOTTADUMP: fucked.
Steve-O: I would make a scene where he lands in an, and like an old Christian lady's house and he like comes out and all he sees are these little miniature crucifixes of a little man just from across. And he's like, Oh
YouAllEverybody: oh no, they're going to come out of me.
IGOTTADUMP: I am fucked. i am far
Steve-O: no. I fucked.
IGOTTADUMP: He's just like trying to start his ship up again. Like, ah, shit.
Steve-O: Look at how many small men have been sacrificed in this house.
IGOTTADUMP: Ah, do dooo do do dooo dooo do I fucking flooded it.
YouAllEverybody: What kind of planet is this? No.
YouAllEverybody: I think if you put doll man in the in the Indian cupboard, he's in trouble. Would he turn into a doll?
IGOTTADUMP: even want know, man.
Steve-O: Yeah, i don't know about that. I don't know about that one.
YouAllEverybody: Would he just become a statue? Because you couldn't test it out. How could you?
IGOTTADUMP: I think the moment you open that cupboard again, he'd have his gun pointing at you be like, don't try it again.
Steve-O: He would blast you away.
IGOTTADUMP: He'd fucking blow you up.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, but also i have Darth Vader and Robocop and the T-Rex.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah,
Steve-O: Oh, he's already blasted them away too.
YouAllEverybody: Now, are you kidding me?
IGOTTADUMP: and they're fucking dead.
YouAllEverybody: Are you a...
Steve-O: Shut your fucking mouth, man.
YouAllEverybody: I don't...
Steve-O: I'm fucking my ears, man.
YouAllEverybody: Fuck! Yeah, dude, I just...
Steve-O: So goddamn loud.
YouAllEverybody: I just literally just punch the air and he blows across the the the table. Are you kidding me?
IGOTTADUMP: and Be careful. Don't get that shot off, man. He'd blow you the fuck up.
YouAllEverybody: Nah, dude. Nah, dawg.
IGOTTADUMP: One shot.
YouAllEverybody: Nah, I i literally, i would literally clap my hands like the Hulk and his ears would explode.
IGOTTADUMP: He's a glass cannon, but...
Steve-O: You wouldn't know where to find him, dude.
YouAllEverybody: His head would
Steve-O: He is smaller than Chucky. You would be putting your shoes on and he would blow your foot off.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, he...
YouAllEverybody: yeah
IGOTTADUMP: yeah yeah
YouAllEverybody: yeah You know, what you should come up with one of those, of like, you have you have like $500 and then you have to pay. It's like one will, like, choose one to protect you while the others try to kill you. And it's like Dollman. It's like, okay, I got Dollman, so Chucky's going to come after me.
YouAllEverybody: Freddy's going to come after me. Does Dollman sleep?
IGOTTADUMP: think you'd be I think you'd be in good shape.
YouAllEverybody: I don't know.
YouAllEverybody: If Dollman was your protector?
IGOTTADUMP: I think you'd be in good shape, Bevin.
Steve-O: Yeah, yeah.
YouAllEverybody: don't
Steve-O: I think you could definitely do, like, kind of like a Ratatouille situation, too, and, like, put Dollman under your hat and, like, kind of turn...
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, imagine if you could throw them at people, too. Like a fucking tomahawk.
YouAllEverybody: No, he would just... No, it'd be like he'd thrown a bug in a windshield, dude. He'd just die immediately. he would First of all, his neck would break because the wind resistance would just snap his bones.
Steve-O: Okay, well then just every comic with fucking Ant-Man is fucking sucks.
YouAllEverybody: And he'd hit windshield.
YouAllEverybody: Hey, I'm just saying...
Steve-O: It just fucking sucks. Hawkeye shoots him on an arrow and he snaps his neck.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I guess they do suck. I guess they do suck. It makes sense.
Steve-O: The end.
YouAllEverybody: No, because they they good they give the rules very early in the in that series.
Steve-O: And do that with Dollman!
YouAllEverybody: yeah they don't think to stay you
Steve-O: He's from a different planet where his bones are strong because he drinks a lot of milk because he needs less milk than a normal person.
YouAllEverybody: and just say
IGOTTADUMP: He needs his bones to be strong, though.
YouAllEverybody: I don't remember. Is there a milk is there a milk element in Dollman?
Steve-O: don't know. don't know if I've seen Dollman.
YouAllEverybody: i understand
IGOTTADUMP: don't think so.
YouAllEverybody: You've seen Dollman, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: I don't think so. i don't think though
YouAllEverybody: Don't embarrass yourselves.
Steve-O: I've seen the other ones. I've seen the other full moon pictures.
YouAllEverybody: You've seen Dollman.
IGOTTADUMP: There's a lot of... of there's a There's a junkyard that's a big part of that movie where they shoot everything.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: um So junk is a big part of Dollman.
YouAllEverybody: he's in his way Isn't his arch nemesis that guy who's just ahead in like a spaceship?
IGOTTADUMP: Like trash.
IGOTTADUMP: Yep. Yep.
YouAllEverybody: Dude.
Steve-O: Dude.
IGOTTADUMP: Yep.
YouAllEverybody: No, Steve. Sorry, don't watch X-Men. Watch the Dull Man series. and
IGOTTADUMP: yeah Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Watch Dollman. Dollman versus the demonic toys.
Steve-O: I'm done.
IGOTTADUMP: I think that's it.
YouAllEverybody: Uh... Uh...
Steve-O: I wonder how Dollman isn't more more mainstream.
IGOTTADUMP: He's getting there.
Steve-O: Is he?
IGOTTADUMP: oh i mean, you know, there's a will.
Steve-O: I'm little worried because every time we bring him up, we go, ah
YouAllEverybody: Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, that's the doctor from ah from Final Destination. I don't know, maybe.
Steve-O: ah!
IGOTTADUMP: Is he... Is the man popular?
Steve-O: Technically, it is my life.
IGOTTADUMP: building...
YouAllEverybody: I mean, you could say he's popular in something like somebody made a movie about him.
IGOTTADUMP: he's he's he's building
YouAllEverybody: and like hey
IGOTTADUMP: he's building He's building momentum.
YouAllEverybody: I'm just saying I wouldn't go to Comic-Con and expect to see Dollman.
IGOTTADUMP: Let's say that. I'll leave it at that.
IGOTTADUMP: Well, I guess who i'm that's who I'm dressing up as.
YouAllEverybody: don't think he's got booths.
Steve-O: All everybody. We'll see you at Comic-Con all at all, man.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, we're going to see you at Comic-Con San Diego. We're going to have a booth. We're going to have It's going to a tiny booth, but we're also going to be in Hall F.
IGOTTADUMP: Straight up doll, man.
Steve-O: It's a tiny booth. You got to find it.
YouAllEverybody: Hall H.
IGOTTADUMP: And we're going
YouAllEverybody: Sorry.
IGOTTADUMP: We're going to try to do a really big booth that we're in to make us look real small.
Steve-O: Whoa.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: Actually, that would be a hoot.
IGOTTADUMP: And if we're all doll men, they would be like, oh, look, that booth's way too big for them.
YouAllEverybody: Yo, by the way, shout out to Tim Thomerson, actor and comedian of Dollman and and Dollman vs.
IGOTTADUMP: And the chairs.
IGOTTADUMP: Thank you for everything you've done.
YouAllEverybody: Demonic Toys. Still kicking. 80 years young, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: Thank you for everything you've done and we'll continue to do
Steve-O: Thank you.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Your service is commendable.
YouAllEverybody: Hell yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: i thank you for it. ah This being July 4th, think, or around July 4th, this is important to recognize.
YouAllEverybody: Let me just...
IGOTTADUMP: Thank you for your service.
YouAllEverybody: Yo, sorry. Yeah.
