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YouAllEverybody: Hello, you are listening to the all new Anti-Fanboy Podcast for the week of July 27th, 2026. Man, I'm a little tired, fellas. little sleepy.
YouAllEverybody: But I'm going power through this one because i got some things I want to chat about. i am I am officially an old man. With me, fellow old man, Chris Galanti.
IGOTTADUMP: Hey, Devin, I got a little little gas in the tank tonight. I'm not going to fall asleep like Rip Van Winkle over here.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah
YouAllEverybody: yeah Yeah, slightly less.
IGOTTADUMP: Thank you very much. I was waiting for that.
YouAllEverybody: Thank you. Thank you. Slightly less older man, men, old-ish man, Steve O'Tiri.
Steve-O: Yeah, I'm just going to hit you with that Gen Z stare.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, hell yeah. I don't know what that means, but hell yeah. And the oldest man so old is Steve.
IGOTTADUMP: feel it I can feel it.
YouAllEverybody: yeah I got, I got, I got to reel it back. Uh, he's just, you know what? ah baby duty still on baby duty. John Suarez not here.
IGOTTADUMP: can feel it.
Steve-O: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: The oldest man.
Steve-O: Old, old two baby.
YouAllEverybody: ah yeah, the, oh, that's an old, that's an old man, dude.
Steve-O: Old two baby John Suarez.
IGOTTADUMP: Old too, baby.
YouAllEverybody: You got two babies. How old are you, dude? Jesus.
IGOTTADUMP: He's always taking pictures of like holding them in his biceps. Like you ever see like the strong men do at the beach?
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. I think it's bones are crusty at this point.
IGOTTADUMP: guy He's got baby duty.
YouAllEverybody: Huh?
Steve-O: e got You probably got crusty bones. I mean, well, that's the thing, right? Like you got one baby that's a COVID baby. And then now you've got
YouAllEverybody: mean that baby's a COVID carrier, one of the...
Steve-O: now you've got a Cyslospora baby. So Cyclospora?
IGOTTADUMP: I really love his baby podcast, though, where he talks it to children.
Steve-O: Oh, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: He gets...
YouAllEverybody: Oh, where he just hangs out with his baby, talks about cool it is.
IGOTTADUMP: And he gets just... He always gets so secretly angry. You can tell.
Steve-O: So angry.
IGOTTADUMP: But he just masks it.
YouAllEverybody: Wait, like at the babies or?
IGOTTADUMP: No, no, no. It's just John when he podcasts. He's always got a little fire in the tank. But it's seeing him control it and talk about you know baby things like pacifiers and diapers.
Steve-O: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: yeah You know what?
Steve-O: I mean, i really thought his 20 minute rant about Lamar's breathing like that was really just ah the game changer.
IGOTTADUMP: He turned me around on it because I've been Lamaze breathing whenever shit for the past 20 years now.
YouAllEverybody: Jesus. You know, do you guys remember this, though? i remember John Suarez told us, I don't want to in confidence. He was bragging about it. He's like, I'll give up.
YouAllEverybody: If I have kids, I'll give them both up if LeBron James ever comes to Philly. And we were like, what? That will never happen.
Steve-O: Oh, dude.
YouAllEverybody: We all high-fived and we would laugh. What a...
IGOTTADUMP: Maybe that's why he's not ah been on the podcast for a while.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, he's he's he's he's worried he's writing up the papers.
Steve-O: Yeah, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: He's stuck at us.
Steve-O: That was his one wish willow.
YouAllEverybody: He's writing up the...
IGOTTADUMP: ah
Steve-O: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, he's right he's he's writing up the paperwork to sell those babies, dude.
Steve-O: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Sorry. I made a loop. Or made a...
IGOTTADUMP: I mean, we're all happy for his sacrifice.
Steve-O: yeah
IGOTTADUMP: we're all I am ecstatic for John's sacrifice.
YouAllEverybody: I mean, yeah, dude. Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: We got LeBron, baby!
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: ah Hollywood
YouAllEverybody: We got an old LeBron James.
IGOTTADUMP: Devin, he was in Space Jam 2. He's going to be on our team.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, so now now you got to act like you like it?
IGOTTADUMP: ah Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: we were rolled Yeah,
Steve-O: Yeah, yeah, come on.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I do.
Steve-O: Come on, you gotta, you gotta. David, come on.
IGOTTADUMP: this this This goes above anything else, Devin.
YouAllEverybody: Man, LeBron James is only one year older than me.
IGOTTADUMP: right
YouAllEverybody: I don't feel like we came from the same genetic pool.
Steve-O: I feel like LeBron...
IGOTTADUMP: You think you can fuck him up with the crossover, Devin?
Steve-O: Whoa, are you gonna hit him with the Kopech crossover?
YouAllEverybody: I'm pretty sure there's nothing I can do better than LeBron James. Like, like physically.
Steve-O: Dude, you could probably talk his ear off about Warhammer 40K way better than he could.
YouAllEverybody: no that's what, that's what i mean. Like physically, physically though. I don't like jump higher, run faster, hold his breath longer.
IGOTTADUMP: You're a pretty good diver.
Steve-O: You're an excellent diver.
YouAllEverybody: That's true.
Steve-O: i actually was talking about that the other day because I...
IGOTTADUMP: i gotta give you credit on that.
YouAllEverybody: i got better I got better looking feet too. He's got some wonky ass feet.
Steve-O: Have you seen his feet?
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, dude. It's actually a joke because his toes are mangled.
Steve-O: I didn't know that.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. Google LeBron James' feet.
Steve-O: I'm going to do that right now.
YouAllEverybody: yeah get you know Yeah.
Steve-O: I'm going to do that in a private window.
YouAllEverybody: Do that to your algorithm. You can do that in a safe search.
IGOTTADUMP: Well, Devin, I will say though, I can't believe this is my life.
Steve-O: Oh, ew. Oh, God.
YouAllEverybody: Right?
Steve-O: Damn it. Oh, I was not prepared for that.
YouAllEverybody: Right?
IGOTTADUMP: Ooh.
YouAllEverybody: Who doesn't? Yeah.
Steve-O: I'm sorry.
IGOTTADUMP: Don't worry about that.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: He's going to get new feet when he comes to the Sixers.
YouAllEverybody: Chris, you know you know about his fucked up feet, right?
IGOTTADUMP: He's going to get new feet when he comes to the Sixers, guys. I've already he he said that to the press.
YouAllEverybody: Well, where he going to do that in his New York penthouse? Because he's not even living.
IGOTTADUMP: Yes, he's going to do in his New York penthouse. This is only a fucking 30-minute drive, okay?
YouAllEverybody: He's not even living. It's not.
IGOTTADUMP: J.J. Reddick did same fucking thing.
YouAllEverybody: a 45-minute helicopter ride.
IGOTTADUMP: J.J. Reddick did same thing.
YouAllEverybody: Steve, ums Chris, I'm telling you right now. Somebody needs tell him, be like, do you know what's been happening to famous people in helicopters? You need to fucking not do that.
Steve-O: Oh, yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah
Steve-O: Don't do that. Don't do that.
YouAllEverybody: Don't do it, LeBron.
Steve-O: That would actually be a kind of wild movie if they did Final Destination with celebrities.
IGOTTADUMP: Shut up.
YouAllEverybody: Don't.
IGOTTADUMP: Shut up. Hey. Don't talk about that.
YouAllEverybody: I mean, shit, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: Don't talk about that.
YouAllEverybody: Kobe.
IGOTTADUMP: Shut up.
Steve-O: Oh, you can't say that when talking about basketball players. Come on, Deb.
YouAllEverybody: That other guy.
IGOTTADUMP: Don't talk about that.
YouAllEverybody: like
IGOTTADUMP: He's got to play basketball. hope It'll be fine.
YouAllEverybody: and i'll just saying this.
IGOTTADUMP: He's tougher.
YouAllEverybody: I mean, these those let me be like, dude, we will just give you a whole skyscraper.
IGOTTADUMP: He's bigger than Kobe. It'll be fine.
IGOTTADUMP: He'll be the only survivor.
YouAllEverybody: God. That hurts, though.
IGOTTADUMP: CrossFit.
YouAllEverybody: That hurts a little bit. and He's like, yeah, I'm not.
IGOTTADUMP: He'll walk away from that. He'll walk away with from that with prophetic dreams that'll make him a better player.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah. I mean, come on Bugs Bunny taught him how to survive those kinds of things.
YouAllEverybody: I'm just saying, man.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, he would he'll like have these crazy like futuristic like prophetic dreams that'll lay on a bead when they're in the locker room after his close encounter with death.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. Hey, I mean, listen.
IGOTTADUMP: and It's bound to happen, and I can't wait.
YouAllEverybody: Uh.
Steve-O: That would be awful if the entire Sixers team got taken by the Final Destination death.
YouAllEverybody: Ooh.
IGOTTADUMP: Before after they win a chip?
YouAllEverybody: during.
Steve-O: o
YouAllEverybody: Like they're in the playoffs.
Steve-O: Yeah, it's Doring.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, no, no, no, no.
YouAllEverybody: They're in the playoffs.
Steve-O: It's Doring the championship series.
YouAllEverybody: They're in the playoffs.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, yeah, they're flying to flying to a they're they're flying the golden Golden State and then ah
IGOTTADUMP: As long as it it's like we're playing the Knicks and they also die. If that's the monkey's palm and if we're playing the Knicks and they die too, then I'm okay. Okay.
YouAllEverybody: wait, why are they both on planes?
IGOTTADUMP: You can crash into one another.
YouAllEverybody: if They're both the East Coast.
Steve-O: Because they were going to France.
IGOTTADUMP: It's
Steve-O: They were going to Paris to to learn.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, okay. To learn France.
IGOTTADUMP: old Perry.
Steve-O: isn
YouAllEverybody: That's right.
Steve-O: Devin Sawa freaked out, scared LeBron a little bit. That's why he got off the plane.
IGOTTADUMP: Guys, you're you're really muddy in the waters about all this. And I don't want to keep talking about this it's making me feel uncomfortable.
YouAllEverybody: I mean, listen, I think it's cool. I think it's cool.
IGOTTADUMP: i mean it's I think it's wonderful.
YouAllEverybody: I think it's really cool. Got it.
Steve-O: It's excellent. yeah You know what? We finally, we've got no excuse now. We have no excuse.
YouAllEverybody: Well, there's a lot of excuses.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, don't say it like that.
Steve-O: We have no excuse. If the Sixers cannot win a championship with LeBron James on them, on the team, day there's no way.
IGOTTADUMP: Don't say it like that.
YouAllEverybody: he's
IGOTTADUMP: We're cursed.
YouAllEverybody: please No, no, you can't.
IGOTTADUMP: There's nothing. Oh.
YouAllEverybody: Whoa.
IGOTTADUMP: Uh-oh.
YouAllEverybody: It's very, it's very possible for them to not win with LeBron James. If this was 33 year old LeBron, I'd be like, yeah, you're right.
IGOTTADUMP: You wanna hear something else?
YouAllEverybody: But. Uh-oh.
IGOTTADUMP: I heard a rumor. heard a rumor. That Steph Curry... is opting out of this contract in Golden State. And LeBron's been talking to
Steve-O: oh
YouAllEverybody: That would be... right, then there'd be no excuse.
IGOTTADUMP: him.
YouAllEverybody: Then theyre there really wouldn't be, right? Like, this there's no... Dude, I don't think we can afford it.
IGOTTADUMP: No, well, that's the thing. We're paying LeBron the the veteran minimum.
YouAllEverybody: I know, but still, steph Curry is going
IGOTTADUMP: and We have a lot of cap space. We do. We still do. Now, we were thinking about moving that for a backup center, but I don't know.
YouAllEverybody: to... Nah, dude, yeah. Hey, man, listen, whatever...
IGOTTADUMP: okay
YouAllEverybody: um I think my favorite thing to come out of this has been, well, a few things, but the Draymond Green, like, just everybody's shitting up.
YouAllEverybody: They're like, man, he just kept, because every time there's clips of them together, Draymond Green's just laughing at everything LeBron says. It's like, man, he really just, just gassed them up.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. Dick Ryder.
YouAllEverybody: He ticked LeBron James for no reason.
Steve-O: Thank you.
YouAllEverybody: Draymond Green stinks, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: It was weird. He does think.
YouAllEverybody: Like, he does not seem like, he seems like kind of a, I don't know.
IGOTTADUMP: Scumbag?
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. Like, listen, as somebody who doesn't follow basketball and only sees him when he's elbowing people dramatically, kind of like meta world or choking people.
IGOTTADUMP: Well, yeah, when it's your own teammates, too, that's when it's...
YouAllEverybody: I mean, it's like on one hand, that's awesome. But on the other, it's like, oh, man, is he just a shitty dude?
IGOTTADUMP: peace He's like the Kenny Powers of the NBA.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. Yeah. ah Don't say that because now i'll love him.
IGOTTADUMP: Well, I mean, if that if if there were anybody to fit that profile, he says stupid shit, then he gets in the fights.
YouAllEverybody: shit
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, you know, it is the NBA.
YouAllEverybody: there i You've turned me on him. I love him now.
IGOTTADUMP: NBA, 80% drama, 20% actual sports. That's how it works.
YouAllEverybody: Fair enough.
IGOTTADUMP: So anyway, we're not here to talk about the NBA.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: I had a question that I was saving.
YouAllEverybody: yeah I was going to say, you you said you had something.
IGOTTADUMP: And it's poop related. Interesting.
YouAllEverybody: Dammit. All right. What?
IGOTTADUMP: When say in the water, you mean in deep ocean, by yourself? Floating with no land sight?
YouAllEverybody: In the water.
IGOTTADUMP: interesting like like when you say in the water do you mean in deep the deep ocean like by yourself
YouAllEverybody: Like, like.
IGOTTADUMP: floating with no land in sight
YouAllEverybody: I don't.
Steve-O: Yeah, that's kind of worrying that you just said in the water.
YouAllEverybody: I mean, the most, the most comfortable. Well, it's just because the most comfortable, I don't know, because like if I'm by myself, I'm not very comfortable in the water like in the ocean.
IGOTTADUMP: What?
Steve-O: I've been in a pool with you, Devin. Are you shitting?
YouAllEverybody: yeah That's what I mean. Wouldn't put po woodent poop in a pool.
Steve-O: Okay.
YouAllEverybody: I think I would poop in a stream. Like, yeah, safe.
IGOTTADUMP: Downstream?
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, yeah. And everybody's in front of me. And I'm like, guys, just go on I'll catch you up
IGOTTADUMP: Like you're floating in the stream.
YouAllEverybody: Well, you said you said poop your pants, right? So like...
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, so you're floating in the stream and you can shit.
YouAllEverybody: No, no, it's waist deep.
IGOTTADUMP: Way steep.
YouAllEverybody: And I'm just squatting. And I'm just like... And like my pants or like whatever I'm wearing has to stay on.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, just let it kind of do its thing, you know?
IGOTTADUMP: That's like a fair and somewhat grounded answer, but still, still weird.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, yeah. What's your freak response?
Steve-O: Not bad. It's very weird. I would say for probably a practical joke television show.
IGOTTADUMP: go You go that far, huh?
Steve-O: I mean, you know, keep in mind if we were getting paid like large sums and we you know we were on cable or something.
YouAllEverybody: I think it depends on think it depends on the type of poop too. Because if I'm going shit myself, it needs to be like a wet monster. like It can't be a log. A log is like...
Steve-O: I think a log is funnier than a wet like shit.
YouAllEverybody: no no I'm not saying it's not funnier, but going to say it's not more funny.
IGOTTADUMP: So your context is much funnier.
Steve-O: yeah Oh, yeah, because, I mean, this is for the show.
YouAllEverybody: I'm saying that like...
Steve-O: This is for the joke show.
IGOTTADUMP: Demons is more like quickly and get it done comfortably.
YouAllEverybody: mine's like i need to mine Mine is like, I'm in trouble and what's the best case scenario?
Steve-O: You're trying to put water water shits into water.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, exactly.
Steve-O: Um.
YouAllEverybody: Because if I'm wearing pants, like let's say i'm wearing jeans and I have a log come out of me, well, then it's a mushed little Play-Doh thing.
Steve-O: Yeah.
Steve-O: Mm.
Steve-O: Oh, dude, but it's so funny when you like shake your leg and it just drops out your pant.
IGOTTADUMP: Like you're doing little magic trick.
Steve-O: like
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, but imagine it's wet. Imagine wet because now it's just like wet clay. dude. Nah, dude.
Steve-O: And like, well, like, think of like the people's reactions and like, you know, if there's a camera around capturing that, that's gold. You've just got renewed for three seasons.
YouAllEverybody: All right. Well, Chris, what's yours?
IGOTTADUMP: ah Being launched into space.
YouAllEverybody: So you're in your spacesuit?
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, like I assume um in, let's say, 30 years, if they start to be space travel starts to become more of like a thing we can all participate in. That's total hypothetical. I'm not saying it's going to happen.
IGOTTADUMP: But being in a situation where I was traveling somewhere and I had to get there and they had, you know, you you should, you you have to.
YouAllEverybody: yeah Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: i shit on a long journey in space.
Steve-O: I mean Chris in 30 years you will be a 70 year old man I'm sure you just shit any pants and be okay
IGOTTADUMP: guess so, but I feel the most comfortable. Like, that's one where I'm like, I'm contributing to the mission by not by shitting into my head.
YouAllEverybody: You know, I like i don't even know how much of that how much of that's on you, though, because like I feel like if you just let let go of your bowels just a little bit, it's just going rock it out of you.
Steve-O: Oh, OK.
YouAllEverybody: because of how the physics are going.
IGOTTADUMP: I No, no, no. I understand the physics of it all, but I feel like everybody else would be participating as well. Like this is ah a shared activity.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, it's a communal thing.
Steve-O: Do you worry about gravity?
IGOTTADUMP: We're traveling. We're traveling to another planet or let's say to the moon and it is is a long journey.
Steve-O: hmm.
IGOTTADUMP: So, and it's the situation that we're in. I'd want to go to the moon to see it, you know, before I'm dead, let's say.
Steve-O: I'd assume most astronauts have rank doodoo in their suits.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah, I have. And I'd like in a solid class the coolest human beings alive that pooped themselves.
Steve-O: Neil Buzz.
YouAllEverybody: You know, i was I was watching clips of The Martian where he he plants all that food using his his astronauts, like is his co-astronauts poop.
Steve-O: um
YouAllEverybody: I was like, ew. That's disgusting. Why would you poop in space, dude?
IGOTTADUMP: Why would you poop in space?
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: You're in space. You have to go somewhere.
YouAllEverybody: all there Hold it.
Steve-O: You're in space.
YouAllEverybody: Have some class and hold it, dude. Come on.
IGOTTADUMP: i would be i would be so happy to poop in space.
Steve-O: I, I believe you can't hold it in space.
YouAllEverybody: Ooh, you know what?
IGOTTADUMP: You don't have as much control of your sthincter muscles.
YouAllEverybody: and Do you do you just have like permit permanent bubble guts?
Steve-O: You're so yeah. Cause you weigh less, right? Maybe that's why when people come back, they're like, Oh my God, my body can't acclimate to earth.
YouAllEverybody: Dude, that'd be one of those things that...
IGOTTADUMP: That's just an excuse to shit your pants.
YouAllEverybody: But that'd be one of those things that I don't think I would have been able to like...
IGOTTADUMP: excuse. It's solid excuse.
YouAllEverybody: yeah Oh, I didn't know.
Steve-O: That's the freebie they give every astronaut.
YouAllEverybody: Nobody told me about this. Nobody told me that I was constantly going to feel like if I farted, shit was going to come out.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah
Steve-O: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: That's space, baby.
YouAllEverybody: That'd be rough. That'd be a rough one.
IGOTTADUMP: That is space.
Steve-O: It's basically just like endometriosis.
YouAllEverybody: It's not worth, space isn't worth it.
Steve-O: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, space is not worth it if that's what's going on.
IGOTTADUMP: In space, no one can hear you shart, Devin. That's the one benefit you have.
Steve-O: It's all silent, but deadly.
YouAllEverybody: But everyone can smell it. Everyone can smell it.
Steve-O: Actually, that'd be a really good.
IGOTTADUMP: Actually, I don't think you can in a vacuum. Like if you're in like a space suit, you would probably be the only one.
Steve-O: Oh,
YouAllEverybody: Well, smell it, and then it kind of smells good, right?
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Because you're a little freak.
Steve-O: it's your own brew.
IGOTTADUMP: It's your own brew, dog.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, it's your own brew, so there's just something hate there's something hatefully weird about it.
IGOTTADUMP: You get nostalgic, probably makes you more comfortable during the mission. so These are all upsides, dog.
YouAllEverybody: Gross. Well, I'm glad. How long have you been sitting on this one, Chris?
IGOTTADUMP: Good choice of words.
YouAllEverybody: Two months?
Steve-O: i got another one. If I was taken back to World War I and I was in the trenches, I think that would be acceptable to shit your pants.
YouAllEverybody: Ooh, that's when you'd poop?
IGOTTADUMP: I think at that point, like, it's just pure chaos. Like, I think get it you're you're kind of dumb not to.
Steve-O: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: And that's true.
Steve-O: ah But you only got like one pair of those wool ass soldier pants.
IGOTTADUMP: So does everybody else.
Steve-O: Also, they were wiping back then, yeah?
IGOTTADUMP: You tell me.
YouAllEverybody: World War I? Yeah.
Steve-O: World War I, we were wiping by then.
IGOTTADUMP: dude? I hope so.
YouAllEverybody: I mean, i don't think i don't think in the trenches, but...
Steve-O: Okay.
IGOTTADUMP: I can't. I can't.
Steve-O: I kind of need, i need someone to kind of give me the data when people started wiping.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: You know, like trench foot versus trench butt?
Steve-O: Cause that really freaked me out. Oh, detrench, but would be a monster.
IGOTTADUMP: Rotten asshole. That probably is a thing. o but I know they used to all shit on the same bench together in the morning.
Steve-O: Yeah. I mean, that's what they used to do when they were making the New York skyline. Like they would sit on those beams and they would just all shit off.
YouAllEverybody: Ooh, you know what? That's a pretty comfortable spot to poop.
IGOTTADUMP: That's in their contracts.
Steve-O: yeah
YouAllEverybody: It's like, and then just seeing, seeing who you hit.
Steve-O: Yeah. They would eat their lunch while dropping Dukes.
IGOTTADUMP: Watch them building, boys.
YouAllEverybody: I can't, I can't, I can't be a part of this.
IGOTTADUMP: It's 8.30 a.m. They just finished their coffee. Are
YouAllEverybody: I can't be part of this. This is.
Steve-O: That's why they have those overheads in New York.
IGOTTADUMP: you leaving now, Devin?
Steve-O: When you're What is this too crude?
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: Have we gone too far?
IGOTTADUMP: You don't like to get poop talk?
YouAllEverybody: think i might I might exit the poop toop talk.
Steve-O: Fine. we'll we'll We'll wrap it up.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, why don't you diaper wrap that up?
Steve-O: Well, we've got a lot. We've got a lot to talk about because you know we've got a few weeks in the can.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, yeah.
Steve-O: Don't laugh at that.
IGOTTADUMP: there you the eighty
Steve-O: Don't laugh at that. God damn, we got Beavis and Butthead here.
IGOTTADUMP: go Steve fucking in the can for a few weeks that's he didn't watch anything he's stuck in the bathroom that's why we did podcasts for two weeks folks
Steve-O: Oh my God. Oh.
YouAllEverybody: and
Steve-O: I watch so much. I watch so fucking much.
YouAllEverybody: ah yeah
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, yeah.
Steve-O: Let me out here.
YouAllEverybody: Couldn't stop pooping. Yeah, pooping in a movie theater.
Steve-O: I've just been locked in the bathroom. Sorry. I had too many a too much fucking Taylor Farm lettuce.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: ah Yeah, i sit we I have all watched a good deal of film and television.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. next I watched a good amount of things.
IGOTTADUMP: we we We have yet to talk about, we've all watched The Odyssey, right?
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: Oh, yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Should we lead?
YouAllEverybody: I feel like we...
IGOTTADUMP: I want to lead off with this.
YouAllEverybody: Wait, Steve. Oh, that's right. That's right. Because you watched it on like a Tuesday or something.
Steve-O: ah Jury duty. Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, jury duty.
IGOTTADUMP: DM Bison Day.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: yeah
IGOTTADUMP: was Tuesday. Tuesday.
YouAllEverybody: Well, yeah. So, listen. um Because we didn't... We talked about how we were going to watch it, right? But none of us had watched because we we weren't we didn't record last week. But...
YouAllEverybody: uh yeah so chris and i we went to the tropicana and in ac we watched it on there's like multiple tiers of imax right so it wasn't 70 millimeter but it i think it was like the tier below 70 million because it's not what they call limax which is like just like a big screen in like an am studio
Steve-O: in AC. Yeah. Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, that that's the one where you have to keep continually sleek gambling every 15 minutes or the movie stops playing.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So we saw we saw that, you know, I'd say the best possible. Screen based off of our location, i think.
Steve-O: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: And boy, oh, boy, that was quite the scene.
IGOTTADUMP: what What a film.
YouAllEverybody: And then yeah, then obviously we we're like, Steve, you got see it. And you were like, we'll see. And we're like, I'll fuck you up if you don't see it.
Steve-O: I did.
YouAllEverybody: And then I think that's what happened.
Steve-O: I did use that little voice.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, we, we we yeah again, like always, had threatened Steve into seeing the movie.
Steve-O: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. Like, dude, I will pound you in the into the dirt.
IGOTTADUMP: and
Steve-O: In the.
IGOTTADUMP: I don't know why we keep doing this, but it's I guess it's funny.
Steve-O: If the. Hmm.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, it's funny.
YouAllEverybody: i kept I kept threatening to uppercut you, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: I think it's funny.
Steve-O: I said, maybe. man
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, you're like, ugh!
Steve-O: I still haven't seen Dunkirk.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, fucking... Beat your Jason Schreier-sounded ass to death if you don't see Odysseus.
Steve-O: No.
IGOTTADUMP: Odysseus.
Steve-O: I'm waiting for the Iliad. I would have i would've watched the movies in order.
IGOTTADUMP: This is iller than the Iliad.
YouAllEverybody: It's all. the
Steve-O: Oh, damn. Actually, that's a tagline.
YouAllEverybody: Illier than the Iliad. Iliad.
IGOTTADUMP: That's what I think, personally.
YouAllEverybody: More like the Ciliad.
IGOTTADUMP: That's my review.
YouAllEverybody: Am I right? Up top.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, you know
Steve-O: Yo, silly Chad.
YouAllEverybody: Up top.
IGOTTADUMP: They all were shitting on themselves on that horse.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: Oh, there she is.
IGOTTADUMP: And that and me. We were losing it. And like everyone else was looking at us. but
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: ah
Steve-O: Yeah, y'all were doing the Cape Fear laughs.
IGOTTADUMP: You couldn't hear. Look at how empty my stink.
Steve-O: yeah
YouAllEverybody: yeah
Steve-O: God damn.
IGOTTADUMP: Get out of there, Odysseus.
Steve-O: How fucking stupid are they? It's racing there.
YouAllEverybody: Hey, everybody should know that. Did they see the movie about this?
IGOTTADUMP: who
YouAllEverybody: Come on. What are they doing?
IGOTTADUMP: ah yeah but You know, outside of us screaming.
YouAllEverybody: So we saw it and then we didn't want to talk about it. And then we made Steve see it. And then Steve.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Steve-O: Has John seen it?
IGOTTADUMP: I don't know.
YouAllEverybody: I don't know. Probably not. He's got like 40,000 babies, dude. He can't.
YouAllEverybody: He's too busy, dude. That is one thing i think I will always give the pass to.
IGOTTADUMP: He's... he's
IGOTTADUMP: It's easy pass.
YouAllEverybody: People with babies like, yeah, man, I get it.
Steve-O: Easy pass.
YouAllEverybody: You're you're pretty much locked up for a minute.
Steve-O: Don't bring that baby. Don't bring that baby there.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, yeah. Listen, I'd rather you not see it than you try to see it with a baby.
Steve-O: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, Lord in heaven.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, you know.
Steve-O: John's going to be like, yeah, I saw it at 4DK with both the kids. It's a fucking nightmare.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, it cost me so much fucking money. Yeah. i love like My kids always had to pee.
Steve-O: ah
IGOTTADUMP: We did the first 30 minutes, they were screaming.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. Then they kept having to pee.
Steve-O: Isn't your isn't your your newborn baby like not supposed to be shaken? like What's going on?
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, dude. It was actually really bad. was a really bad idea in hindsight.
Steve-O: Real real bad, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: you get wet for three hours?
YouAllEverybody: Real bad.
IGOTTADUMP: getting sprayed down
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, my baby needs a neck brace.
IGOTTADUMP: Hosed down while you're watching a movie.
YouAllEverybody: It's so it's a real toe and heart situation.
Steve-O: Jesus Christ.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. So
IGOTTADUMP: I just, I, yeah, I don't, no.
YouAllEverybody: anyway, yeah. so I don't think he's seen it. um And I don't want to, again, it's like kind of the ultimate pass, right? I don't want to even make him feel bad be like, her because he's going to be like, yo, I have a baby.
YouAllEverybody: And I'll be like, oh, that's fair. So no, um but we all saw it because we're real fans. We didn't have fucking babies. So we could see the movie.
Steve-O: We enjoy cinema.
YouAllEverybody: You know, i tell that's what I tell Jenny.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah pretty Big old keynote fans here.
YouAllEverybody: I said, no, no, no this I said, Dune 3 is coming out. We can't have a baby yet.
YouAllEverybody: I go, Final Fantasy Revelations coming up next year.
IGOTTADUMP: can't see that.
YouAllEverybody: you think I can deal with this?
Steve-O: Look, you gotta understand, Jenny, jenny Grand Theft Auto 6 comes out in October.
YouAllEverybody: No.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: November. So, after that, then can.
IGOTTADUMP: then there's Then there's Doomsday.
YouAllEverybody: Oh.
IGOTTADUMP: So that's going to come out in the same.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, very, very, very quickest very quick aside.
Steve-O: Oh, don't yeah, Doomsday, December.
YouAllEverybody: we had to...
IGOTTADUMP: Luckily for you, Doomsday, and Doom 3 come out the same day. So I get those both out of the way. And then, Final Fantasy Revelations!
YouAllEverybody: yeah so very quick aside we had to we had the discussion of like kind of trying to uh budget out what games i was allowed to buy as the wedding got closer she's like dude you cannot like because i was like oh i'm gonna play wolverine she's like no that's like too close to the wedding like i need you focused and i was like i'm seeing wolf and then i had we had to barter i was like i'll give up
IGOTTADUMP: Hmm.
YouAllEverybody: Control Resonant for Wolverine. Like, she doesn't know. And I don't really know, right, about the length. But I was like, I won't play Dawn of the Bloodwalker because who knows, right? That's ah that's a mystery.
YouAllEverybody: But literally, we were kind of um we were kind of a haggling over for what game I was going to allowed to purchase as our wedding looms closer.
IGOTTADUMP: Granddad thought it luckily after, after your wedding.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, after, right?
Steve-O: After you. That one's going to be after you.
YouAllEverybody: she's like She's like, listen, all this is like, i don't not that she doesn't care, but she's like, i don't care. just But like it can't be before the wedding. And I said, listen, I was like, Wolverine's probably going to be like 22 hours max.
Steve-O: That's going to be like your Super Mario Odyssey game that like Tim was playing.
YouAllEverybody: was like, yeah. And I was like, you no, no. well And I was like, listen, it's over a month out. She's like, it's a month and a day. But I was like, it's over a month out. So I think, yeah, that's what I said.
Steve-O: You'll be able to beat that.
YouAllEverybody: I was like, well, now I said, listen, ah would i I was like, i was like, oh, no motion. I was like, maybe I can get out of motion because the Capcom game, there's, you know they're pretty quick, pretty quick.
YouAllEverybody: But i don't, I don't think I could net. control resident like a mere like two weeks out maybe two and a half weeks out before the wedding i don't think i can i don't think i can get away with that well i am that guy but i just if i was yeah yeah i think so i think so but i'd have to basically drug her every night so she would never know you know
Steve-O: No.
Steve-O: I don't think you're that guy, pal.
Steve-O: Oh, you that guy, pal?
IGOTTADUMP: The weird thing is you are going to be in full Wolverine mode during the letting.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, so.
YouAllEverybody: I told her. i was like, this is happening. That was...
Steve-O: Are you be dressed like Patch?
YouAllEverybody: the that was yeah Chris, you're not that far off, actually.
Steve-O: Is that going to be the surprise?
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. The white tuxedo.
IGOTTADUMP: Are you going to wear an eye patch? Really?
YouAllEverybody: No, I'm actually going to wear that weird weird robot suit from the Duskbloods.
Steve-O: That would be kind of sick.
Steve-O: Oh.
YouAllEverybody: Fly to the thing. Anyway, point is, is it was it was one of those conversations that...
IGOTTADUMP: Of course I would.
YouAllEverybody: makes sense after you have the conversation but i never thought about it until it's like oh wait yeah we we actually have to figure this out uh september 24th onemusha the 25th which again is dicey but i'm like jenny you don't understand
IGOTTADUMP: Wait, wait, when does Control Resonant come out?
Steve-O: September?
Steve-O: That one you got locked in. You locked that one in? Yeah,
YouAllEverybody: i don't know i i haven't i can't lock in it in because it's too close now i know and you guys know because you we're cool right that it's a capcom game it's probably going to be like you know you could probably blast through that because they're designed for replayability right but i don't i think you know i think if it's
Steve-O: yeah we're cool.
IGOTTADUMP: What are two days?
YouAllEverybody: ah you know, October 2nd, and she sees me fucking playing a samurai video game, she'll be like, I hate you so much. and and That's going to be a tough one to defend. Like, oh, you know, and you know, I'm behind, man. want to, I want to play, I want to play 007 still.
YouAllEverybody: I'm way behind, but not here to talk about that. I just wanted that to be a quick aside. We saw the Odyssey.
IGOTTADUMP: The Odyssey. Wow. What a journey.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah ah ha Wow. Wow.
YouAllEverybody: That's...
Steve-O: I think this Christopher Nolan guy is going places.
YouAllEverybody: ah
IGOTTADUMP: I would have just stayed on the island with Calypso because he's pretty.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, that's what Chris kept saying. He kept saying that... dirt like Like, you know... ah Like that movie, he just kept laughing and saying, I'm gonna stay with Calypso.
IGOTTADUMP: Yep.
Steve-O: Oh, you know what?
IGOTTADUMP: Loudly.
Steve-O: I was saying not my Calypso.
IGOTTADUMP: Who's your Calypso?
YouAllEverybody: Oh, you like... ah you like
Steve-O: Welcome to Twisted Metal!
IGOTTADUMP: Oh! That guy's a barrel monkeys. I would have loved to stay in Illinois
Steve-O: leave, Odysseus!
IGOTTADUMP: with him, too.
Steve-O: Please, I have so much car combat to show you!
IGOTTADUMP: I love car combat, too. That's why I would stay.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, man. I'd be like, what's a car? It's... it's
Steve-O: It's kind of like a Trojan horse!
YouAllEverybody: Oh, I know what that is.
IGOTTADUMP: is that guy stuck between two wheels?
YouAllEverybody: I invented the Trojan horse.
Steve-O: Yes, that's...
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: oh Eight years later.
Steve-O: That's... That's Axolosius.
YouAllEverybody: Sweet sweetest toothiosis.
Steve-O: No!
YouAllEverybody: Oh, yes.
IGOTTADUMP: Who played this fucking game for eight years?
Steve-O: ah
YouAllEverybody: yeah
YouAllEverybody: but
IGOTTADUMP: It's rad, but like,
YouAllEverybody: No, keep eating this twisted metal flower. yum, yum, yum.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah, it was good.
Steve-O: Look, if you shoot the twisty rockets at the Eiffel Tower, you build a cool rab puppet.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, and if you if you shoot at the Statue Liberty, sometimes she's a fat lady and sometimes she's a hot bikini babe.
IGOTTADUMP: Yo, you don't leave. I blew
IGOTTADUMP: up.
YouAllEverybody: Some say it's a glitch.
IGOTTADUMP: Eight years later.
YouAllEverybody: What are you saying, dude?
IGOTTADUMP: Eight years.
YouAllEverybody: eight years Listen, he's full of fun little tidbits, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: Just keep going by. every time i find
YouAllEverybody: He's got enough material for 10 years. Sorry.
IGOTTADUMP: I will. I. All that was really well done.
YouAllEverybody: sorry
IGOTTADUMP: And it's very much akin to the original. epic poem too. And I like how they're intermixing ah a lot of the scenes, a certain timeline of what is going on in his journey together.
IGOTTADUMP: Christopher Nolan is very, very good at making nonlinear plots that that function really well.
Steve-O: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: And they're told very well. And it's like you find out the things that you need to know when you need to know them you know, as the movie progresses. And that's that's really neat, you know? um Yeah, and it's just so much of what he's showing you, what he isn't showing you in the beginning of most of his movies that really is like where the magic is, right?
YouAllEverybody: yeah yeah
IGOTTADUMP: And then as you watch them, you start to see the other parts of the same scenes, you know, that you've seen.
YouAllEverybody: Steve, did you you hear about this guy? ah So there's this post where literally I'm like getting popcorn. Chris is saving up my seat.
Steve-O: Oh
YouAllEverybody: And I read this post that says, to whoever yelled, chat, I think Nolan has another Oscar on his hands at the end of the Odyssey last night. That was the lamest, most cringe-inducing thing I've ever witnessed.
Steve-O: my god.
YouAllEverybody: You know, I think the movie ends. Some guy's like, well, chat, I think we got another one. like, yeah.
Steve-O: Dude, genuinely, that is my fear. I think that's why I don't go to the movies as much anymore.
YouAllEverybody: that That's going to be like...
Steve-O: is just i I see so many people saying that people just can't handle movies nowadays.
IGOTTADUMP: The cringe.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. And they're so like attention starved that they just have to act out in some way.
Steve-O: I...
Steve-O: Yeah, I got to say, though, you know, I saw it very early on a Tuesday and everybody was crazy well behaved.
Steve-O: Like I was so proud.
YouAllEverybody: Was it full?
Steve-O: It wasn't it wasn't a full theater, but like, you know, it was 8.
YouAllEverybody: Was it a full theater?
Steve-O: It was 8 a.m.
IGOTTADUMP: You know, everybody in our theater was well behaved, but Devin had a particular issue with a gentleman wearing cat ears during...
Steve-O: and people were ready.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. yeah
YouAllEverybody: Uh, I had two issues.
Steve-O: Oh, I'm sorry. Really?
YouAllEverybody: I had two issues.
Steve-O: What?
YouAllEverybody: One, the woman right next to me did take a phone call within the first like four minutes of the movie.
Steve-O: Oh, no, no, no.
IGOTTADUMP: Okay, that is true. You're right.
YouAllEverybody: Um,
Steve-O: Turn that off. Turn that off.
IGOTTADUMP: That's good point.
YouAllEverybody: Now, granted, it's at the Tropicana. So you know if you're not familiar, it's in a casino. So I'm not exactly expecting people to be on their best behavior. But I think she was just like, casino, you can get lost a casino. And I think she was trying to find somebody. And it was a very quick call. And for what it's worth, the IMAX theater is very loud. So i it's not like it was that distracting. But yeah, there was a guy um just with fingerless gloves and cat ears.
YouAllEverybody: I ran into in the bathroom and I was like, fucking God damn it. And I just, it's all me. It's all like just a hundred percent. I was like, I was like fucking. and So I couldn't stop thinking about that guy for like 40 minutes.
IGOTTADUMP: I mean, he he, you know, he definitely did.
YouAllEverybody: He left an impression on me.
Steve-O: he had the cat ears I mean come on that's an easy link dude come on Christopher Nolan Catwoman yeah
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. But i was I was like, dude, you're in a casino. Like I couldn't get over it, you know?
YouAllEverybody: i was like, dude, we're in Atlantic City.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, I get it. No, no, I get it.
YouAllEverybody: nah, nah. These were not cat ears. These were like fox ears.
Steve-O: oh they're okay they're fox ears now
IGOTTADUMP: Hey, that motherfucker didn't say one word and didn't take his cell phone out the entire time.
YouAllEverybody: You know what?
IGOTTADUMP: Okay, Devon?
YouAllEverybody: Oh, oh, oh. And then I love how all this is not involving the movie at all. But Chris, like as you're shuffling out, Chris and I heard what seemed like a first date.
IGOTTADUMP: but Yeah, that's pretty
Steve-O: Oh yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Like the awkward, so the guy's like, so that was IMAX, huh?
Steve-O: Oh.
YouAllEverybody: She's like, yeah. I was like, eh, it's okay, I guess. And I was like, fucking, what is this? And and again, I go, why are you on a first date in a fucking casino?
YouAllEverybody: What is happening, dude? Ah, so mad.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, it just, it was awkward energy.
YouAllEverybody: But this, again, this is me. This is all on me. I'm not wearing what you want to wear. It's my problem.
Steve-O: You know, I do got to say that seems like kind of like a very progressive thing where it's like the guy's like, I have no idea what the fuck IMAX is.
YouAllEverybody: And my own fucking...
Steve-O: And like, it's like, well, if we're going to go see the Odyssey, we should see it in IMAX.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: That's, you know, he shot the movie on it and he's like, well, okay, whatever you know whatever you want.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah i you know I don't think they were thinking that much into it.
YouAllEverybody: Just supremely unimpressed. Yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah, he was like, well, I don't care.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, there's also you want to just go home and order some pizza.
IGOTTADUMP: I felt like
IGOTTADUMP: they were in Atlantic City for a date night and this was just like convenient.
Steve-O: Something to do.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: i wanted to see Barry Manilow.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, meanwhile, like chris we we drove 50 minutes because we're fucking hardcore.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah,
IGOTTADUMP: yeah and if it just fool it was so worth it.
Steve-O: Cinephiles.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, yeah, yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: It was so fucking worth it, man.
YouAllEverybody: And yeah, it's so worth it. And we were in line with this guy who like got he got, I think, I think he got, ah what's the word? like i guess ghosted. He got ghosted.
Steve-O: Oh.
YouAllEverybody: He was like, yeah, this girl's supposed to meet me, but she never showed up. That's like, that sucks. And you're here? He's like, yeah, I had nothing else to do.
IGOTTADUMP: I mean, at the very least, he got an amazing cinema experience brought to you by one of the auteurs of our century.
YouAllEverybody: I was like,
YouAllEverybody: yes, he did.
YouAllEverybody: i know. And the fact that people don't appreciate that because they go, oh, that's right, Max, huh? And I'm like, what the?
Steve-O: That's Iron Max.
IGOTTADUMP: ah Christian Nolan, huh? Where was Batman?
Steve-O: Oh.
YouAllEverybody: and you know and you know who i And you know who I know cared more about it than even me?
Steve-O: Hey.
YouAllEverybody: The guy with the cat ears. So what the fuck is wrong with me?
Steve-O: Fox ears.
YouAllEverybody: I'm sorry, yeah, the fox ears.
Steve-O: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: What's my fucking issue? What's up my ass? A tail butt plug.
IGOTTADUMP: I mean, i've I personally think you're like Odysseus before he went on his Odyssey.
YouAllEverybody: That's what's up.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah, you didn't even notice that Chris was in cosplay as Oppenheimer.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. Well,
IGOTTADUMP: yeah You think he's going to be in this? So I kept asking?
YouAllEverybody: you remember Agamemnon goes, oh, wait till they think I'll build a bigger horse. So somebody builds a bigger horse. You're like, what?
Steve-O: I'm so glad they cut that scene out.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, that's a bad scene.
Steve-O: Agamemnon, wait, I'm gonna get a big a horse.
YouAllEverybody: There's somebody going to build big a big horse. They're going really build a 12-year-old. What? Oh, boy. I'm going shove this baby into the woods or the ocean.
IGOTTADUMP: Baby's belong in the water.
YouAllEverybody: This baby belonging to the water.
IGOTTADUMP: o
YouAllEverybody: get out of here. Baby as puppet belonging to water. Chris Nolan. What the fuck's your deal, dude?
IGOTTADUMP: He's a real... He's fun, Christopher Nolan.
YouAllEverybody: yeah ah
IGOTTADUMP: That's why I like him.
Steve-O: Yeah, remember when he wouldn't let people sit, but it was just like people making shit up?
IGOTTADUMP: He's fun.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: He doesn't sit.
Steve-O: He doesn't want to sit. Dude, he's he's the guy who's got a standing desk, guaranteed.
IGOTTADUMP: He's the psycho.
IGOTTADUMP: One million percent. And he's always jumping on shit. Like, while they're making it, like, he's, like, hanging off a like, walls and everything.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: And he's got this fucking Casio portable television that he watches everything on, like, just for like for framing.
Steve-O: Oh, I love that. I love that he uses that.
IGOTTADUMP: But he's just looking at the actors nonstop. He's very... It's an interesting way to direct nowadays.
YouAllEverybody: Well, I think it's kind of interesting, too, because they're like, they're like yeah, like we're on this fucking boat. and And I'm like, hey, Chris, how are we going shoot this?
YouAllEverybody: He's like, don't know yet. And they're like, and that's how he shoots, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: Well, i remember I remember Matt Damon, he said in an interview, like I really respected him like so much more.
YouAllEverybody: He's...
IGOTTADUMP: Because when we shot other movies, he always seemed so in control. But he's like, but this was really tough.
YouAllEverybody: yeah, he like yelled at me.
IGOTTADUMP: And he just yelled his DPs, like, this is really hard.
YouAllEverybody: He's like, This is hard.
Steve-O: ha
IGOTTADUMP: It was like a very human moment that he felt connected to the director. And
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, that's the, I think, the takeaway here is um audiences nowadays, they want to see something that looked like it took effort to make.
Steve-O: Yeah. Mm-hmm.
IGOTTADUMP: like And, you know, I think I can loop obsession into this. And even the back rooms, to some degree.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Like, all the creators that have made wonderful movies this year that were really popular, they... busted their ass in some way, shape or form on other platforms to get where they had to be.
IGOTTADUMP: And then took the initiative on very, with some very low budgets or ah very, very niche ideas or very large budgets with huge epic stories.
IGOTTADUMP: um And they made something that was, you know it was hard to make in whenever context for each one of those films.
Steve-O: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: So like it's ah effort nowadays means so much and you,
YouAllEverybody: Well, I mean, did you see... andnna Listen, I know it's not exactly fair, and it's just kind of the internet being shitty, but every once a while go, yeah, good. But did you see the screenshot, like the side-by-side of like Moana and the Odyssey?
YouAllEverybody: And it's like, these both cost $250 million.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah
Steve-O: ah
IGOTTADUMP: yeah
YouAllEverybody: dollars
IGOTTADUMP: Oh my god, yes.
YouAllEverybody: And I was like...
IGOTTADUMP: And the rock-looking fake, like faker than the actual animated Moana...
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, yeah. And it's just like, what? Man. Yeah, it is kind of like, how... how are these both movies? You know?
IGOTTADUMP: they they want People want they want genuine experiences.
Steve-O: right
IGOTTADUMP: they you know like these The films that have bombed this year, Supergirl, Grogu, and Moana that have huge budgets, they weren't genuine and in many ways.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: And people saw right through them. Which is good.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. Or just like, they're just, yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: i guess that's a good thing.
YouAllEverybody: it's it's It's interesting. I don't quite know what to make of it.
Steve-O: It's audiences... wanting cinema again. They want movies. The biggest movies like are the Odyssey and like a monkey's paw retelling with like obsession back rooms like Project Hail Mary.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, and like Project Hail Mary was really popular. and
IGOTTADUMP: You guys, by the way, you guys really buried the lead of how kind of funny Obsession was. Like, i I was not expecting that to be as funny as as it was.
YouAllEverybody: Well, I mean, i just felt like, yeah, I just felt like I've talked about it enough. I was like, I'll just let them experience it.
IGOTTADUMP: Okay, that was a nice touch to not reveal that because I was genuinely very shocked by that.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: um
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, I'm so...
IGOTTADUMP: Pretty shocked.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, man.
IGOTTADUMP: But anyway.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, dude, that movie that movie, you know, I've glazed it enough, but that movie really kind of not that I need help shutting up in a movie theater.
YouAllEverybody: I feel like I'm generally pretty well behaved, but I was like, I'm at a attention. Like, yes, sir.
IGOTTADUMP: Uh-huh, uh-huh, yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Yes, yes. i Yes, you have my attention.
IGOTTADUMP: Well, yeah I guess it's interesting, too that so many films in the past, especially this year, earlier this year, did not just do the simplest of things that was to keep my attention in any way, shape, or form.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: So, like, with any we're at that level where anything that is just immediately kind of slaps at you and hits you in the face,
Steve-O: Hmm?
IGOTTADUMP: You're going to perk up. And I feel maybe that's...
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: could Could go as far as to say it's a little bit of how desensitized we all are We need films that really punch us in the guts you know to get us primed.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, I mean, or org just like it's kind of like undeniably demands your attention, like the Odyssey. You know, it's like, nah, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, that is true.
YouAllEverybody: Like, i I am, you know, looking back on it and even still, like, I'm little irritated by just like all the like, no, it's this format and this format and this format.
YouAllEverybody: And it's like, just want to fucking watch movie, right? But that being said, it's like phenomenal movie. I can't stop thinking about it.
IGOTTADUMP: ah Dude, same here.
Steve-O: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: I keep thinking about that movie.
IGOTTADUMP: Same here. It's a movie that is stuck in my craw. And there's it's very multifaceted. There's a lot of different, just the various places they go.
IGOTTADUMP: Like, you could talk about Hades for the Black Shores of Hades for hours.
YouAllEverybody: Well, yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: And and Steve, i don't know if this is how you felt, but like we were, I mean, we were probably like two hours in and I was like, I could watch five more hours of this. Like I really could just, I was not getting tired at all watching this movie.
YouAllEverybody: I was like, so locked in.
Steve-O: yeah Yeah, genuinely, I agree. i think um I think in my heart of hearts, I would have loved just like a full ass, like uninterrupted, like just give me every bit of the Odyssey, like every island, everything, every situation.
IGOTTADUMP: Maybe even the Iliad too.
Steve-O: Yeah, just fucking go for it.
YouAllEverybody: You know, I rewatched that yesterday. ah By that, I mean Troy. well
Steve-O: Oh.
YouAllEverybody: Director's Cut, which I didn't really know there was a director's cut. um And spoilers, it's just more gnarly shit, really. It's just like more it's just a more aggressive sacking of Troy, basically.
YouAllEverybody: ah But that movie's, it's weird because in a way you almost want to watch it as a companion piece. But it's just, it's too different, you know?
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, stylistically it's way off.
YouAllEverybody: And Brad Pitt says this himself, but he's like, I cannot get out of the frame no matter what I'm doing in this movie. Like, it is just like, he's just in it.
YouAllEverybody: And it's like, he's just, when he's there and, you know, it's It's not bad. It is definitely like a flawed movie. But don't know, man. That Hector Achilles fight still fucking rips. So I can't be too upset.
IGOTTADUMP: Well, I have to say, and i and if I may maybe be so bold, I think the Suter fight is one of the better fight scenes that Christopher Nolan has ever created.
Steve-O: I think you're onto to something. I can agree.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, yes, yes. I think with the kind of asterisk that Christopher Nolan, it's never really been his strong suit. So it's kind of like, hey, yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Nope. Nope. Nope.
YouAllEverybody: I think the setup.
IGOTTADUMP: It's the closest he gets to, like, John Wick.
YouAllEverybody: know yeah I think the setup to that is one of the best things he's ever done.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, That, too.
YouAllEverybody: because Because at that point, we're you know the viewer, we're all in on it. I mean, shit. And I won't spoil it, right? But I'm just saying like,
YouAllEverybody: The viewers in on it, some of the main characters are in on it. So you're waiting, you're waiting and you're waiting. And then, man, when it happens, it's really cool.
YouAllEverybody: Like.
IGOTTADUMP: When he's swinging those tied axes around, that's fucking rad as shit, man.
Steve-O: hmm
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: now
YouAllEverybody: And just like, and I just love, and I know this is a thing, right?
IGOTTADUMP: I...
YouAllEverybody: This is not, it's not like Chris Nolan invented this, right? But the idea of like the stringing of the bow and then, you know, he fucking does it and you're like, oh my God, yes.
YouAllEverybody: Cause you're just waiting. And man, this is good.
IGOTTADUMP: And I i really...
YouAllEverybody: Good movie, man. Just good.
IGOTTADUMP: um I like to talk about the one other scene, and that is the Cyclops scene, ah which I kind of...
YouAllEverybody: Yes.
IGOTTADUMP: i Watching that scene ah made me really anxious and excited for a Christopher Nolan horror movie. Like, that was...
YouAllEverybody: I think he said he kind of got like, I think he even, Chris and all is like, he's that kind of got the bug for it.
IGOTTADUMP: That was something.
YouAllEverybody: He really liked doing that, like making like almost like a hard type move.
Steve-O: Yeah. Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Quinn Tarantino said the same thing when he did like a that one sequence in Once Upon Time in Hollywood.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, yeah. what
YouAllEverybody: Like the the part where he's like trying to, you know, it's really tense.
IGOTTADUMP: With Brad Pitt. Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Walking down. Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: But anyway, yeah, sorry, Chris.
IGOTTADUMP: That is something.
YouAllEverybody: I didn't mean to jump on you.
IGOTTADUMP: No, no. I think ah it's always fun to see certain directors jump out of their comfort zone and I think watching this scene in particular, he's never really been... like he's He's done scary, I feel like. I think the Joker is a pretty good example of that. like he's He's a pretty terrifying force in that film.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: But he's not like it's not dread. Right? It's not full on... There's some suspense, but the dread of it all, of that Cyclops scene, really made me think... like This is what his horror movie would look like, and I would watch this and fucking heart me.
Steve-O: Yeah, dude, it's genuine monster. Like it's dark. It's you're, you just are in there with them in this darkness.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, with Torch and Torchlight, which feels like, and probably is real fucking Torchlight, too.
Steve-O: Mm hmm.
IGOTTADUMP: Like, that's what it looked like.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Real Cyclops right here too.
Steve-O: right
YouAllEverybody: and I'm the guy.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah And the screen that it made was like, woo!
YouAllEverybody: Oh my God. Yeah. Like Steve, I mean, I don't know about you, but in, in, in F U IMAX, that was like, that was like, like I made a face, you know, cause it's so unnerving.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah,
Steve-O: e
IGOTTADUMP: it's bone-chilling.
Steve-O: That movie's loud as shit.
IGOTTADUMP: Yes, it is.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Nice.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: It's probably the first movie that I remember probably being louder than Mortal Kombat in theaters.
YouAllEverybody: It's definitely loud.
Steve-O: The loudest movie ever made.
YouAllEverybody: oh yeah yeah dude the first the in ah no no the very first one
IGOTTADUMP: Was it really? Wait, which one?
Steve-O: Oh, dude, the first one, the very first one, you could go to the theater and you would be in like the lobby and you would just hear a coming from
IGOTTADUMP: the new The new one? the Oh, yeah. Hell yeah.
Steve-O: theaters
YouAllEverybody: yeah that dude when that guy kills luke kang's fucking brother
IGOTTADUMP: yeah
YouAllEverybody: Shang Tsung, that guy, how dare i like And he just snaps all his bones and it's so loud.
Steve-O: e
YouAllEverybody: And then you lead into Mortal Kombat. You're like, I saw that front row.
IGOTTADUMP: but i but up but up papa
Steve-O: the dirter Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Shaking the walls.
YouAllEverybody: I saw that front row with my dad.
IGOTTADUMP: As Johnny Cage intended. That's what he would have wanted.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. I'm a defender of the front row. i've i've I've complained about this.
Steve-O: You're a front row Joe.
IGOTTADUMP: He's the front row Joe and...
YouAllEverybody: I'm not saying it's optimal, but I am saying it's overheated.
IGOTTADUMP: ah Gentlemen, I need a MFK for The Odyssey.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, Mary.
Steve-O: Oh, dude, it's a it's a it's a m it's for an M for masterpiece.
YouAllEverybody: This. I think I listen, I think I think people.
IGOTTADUMP: masterpiece
YouAllEverybody: um
YouAllEverybody: I don't know. Is this the best movie I've seen all year? I don't know. It's up.
IGOTTADUMP: I think it is and think it is i think with the scale the amount of money the production it just makes me give me a big old keno boner
YouAllEverybody: It's in the discussion. Is it? It's no primate. I'll tell you that much. I haven't even seen Prime A. I can't. That's not fair.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. And honestly, I think ah i think matt damon should think Matt Damon should get nominated. I wouldn't be surprised if Anne Hathaway gets nominated.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, where I really want best direction.
YouAllEverybody: know.
IGOTTADUMP: i want maybe probably best picture. if I gotta to see Dune 3.
IGOTTADUMP: Gotta see Dune 3. I don't
YouAllEverybody: hey Hey, Chris, I got to see Doomsday. Maybe that's better. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Steve-O: Oh my God.
IGOTTADUMP: think that's gonna be better.
Steve-O: Oh my God.
IGOTTADUMP: don't think that's gonna be better.
YouAllEverybody: All right, pack it in real quick. I'm going to like it, but like, yeah, obviously, obviously. But I'm still going like it.
IGOTTADUMP: Did you, Devin, did you hear the rumor?
YouAllEverybody: think I'm going to like it.
IGOTTADUMP: Did you hear the rumor?
Steve-O: I heard it sucks. That's the rumor.
YouAllEverybody: Is the rumor that it sucks?
IGOTTADUMP: Well, I did.
Steve-O: Oh,
IGOTTADUMP: I actually did hear something like it's not good it's not great.
YouAllEverybody: ah
IGOTTADUMP: But I also heard that there is a
YouAllEverybody: I mean, I can't.
Steve-O: oh
YouAllEverybody: i can't
YouAllEverybody: ill mean because That movie's cursed in the sense of like, it's so ingrained in just like internet toxic culture that it's like, kind of like how the Odyssey was, remember, like just leading up to it I was like, I can't, I've just got to be away from that.
IGOTTADUMP: Gentlemen, how would you feel if Marvel and the MCU shadow dropped a movie next year?
YouAllEverybody: Watch for what it is.
Steve-O: Shadowdrop?
IGOTTADUMP: Shadow dropped.
YouAllEverybody: I like a shadow. You know, Chris, I don't think I've ever been upset about a shadow drop now.
Steve-O: What's the rumored Shadowdrop?
IGOTTADUMP: Okay.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, I guess that they're just going to do the part two.
IGOTTADUMP: So, there are certain characters that did not appear in the Doomsday trailer and people are so are making their theories and certain production photos with certain characters being in certain positions.
YouAllEverybody: Sure.
YouAllEverybody: Of course.
IGOTTADUMP: has led to a a ape theory that Marvel has shot another movie while they were shooting Doomsday. And they're going to release it at a random date next year. And it's going to tie together all the issues with the Kang Dynasty plot holes that have occurred, specifically with Doctor Strange, Spider-Man, and Loki.
YouAllEverybody: Okay, so while fun, this reeks of there's a secret episode of Stranger Things.
Steve-O: a
YouAllEverybody: like Like, I'm serious. Like, that's what it reeks of that.
IGOTTADUMP: You're right. i mean, listen, it's not a a substantial theory.
YouAllEverybody: But I think shadow drops are fun, so I'd i'd be excited. I'd be like, hell yeah, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: I wouldn't be surprised if this is a move.
Steve-O: Have they ever done that?
IGOTTADUMP: I've never heard of anything like that.
YouAllEverybody: No, that's crazy because no matter what, even if it's almost, don't want to throwaway, right? But like, Dude, that's like, it's probably at least $150 million, dollars you know?
IGOTTADUMP: I will say this, though.
YouAllEverybody: Like.
IGOTTADUMP: I did call the fact, and this was completely random. I called the the dude from the long walk would would be Black Panther.
YouAllEverybody: really
IGOTTADUMP: Oh yeah, we were talking about it, Devin.
YouAllEverybody: yeah Yeah, I know. I guess, you know what's weird? Everybody thought it was going to be that other guy. And I was like, oh. And then it wasn't. And people were, want to say were mad, but they were surprised. And I was like, i guess.
YouAllEverybody: all i all i knew was All I knew was that, you're one, yes.
IGOTTADUMP: good pick.
YouAllEverybody: But all I knew was that it was definitely going to be T'Challa. Like, it was going to be that kid, like his son.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, yeah. No no doubt.
YouAllEverybody: I was like, sure, he's out, dude. No way.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, nobody liked her.
YouAllEverybody: Nobody. I mean, yeah, yeah. so
IGOTTADUMP: as the wheel I didn't like her. Did you like Shuri?
YouAllEverybody: I mean, I was ambivalent, but then I kept hearing bad things about, like, real life Shuri.
IGOTTADUMP: just didn't think she was that interesting to begin with.
YouAllEverybody: And, yeah, well, it's it's tough because it's like... She was fun in the first one, but, like, yeah, that's just not ready. and And obviously... nobody was ah Nobody was expecting that to happen to Chadwick Boseman.
YouAllEverybody: So that sucked. It was awful. But kind is what it is.
Steve-O: Oh.
YouAllEverybody: I think that movie is not bad. I think the movie is pretty good. But it's sure he's not the reason to see it. you know i think the supporting cast is the reason to see that the sequel.
IGOTTADUMP: No.
YouAllEverybody: But um yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Totally.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, so real quick, um before i I jump too far away from it, I watched the Avatar movie. the animated Avatar movie, pretty good.
Steve-O: oh
IGOTTADUMP: What'd you think, Dev? Pretty good, right?
YouAllEverybody: Pretty good.
IGOTTADUMP: That's how I would kind of fall with it, too.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, I mean, i i listen, I think the best part about it is just how good it looked.
IGOTTADUMP: It looks, the fight scenes are great.
YouAllEverybody: Like, yeah, fight scenes are great.
IGOTTADUMP: lot of fun.
YouAllEverybody: I think just the animation style in general is like, I'm like, damn, dude, like, this is, yeah, shit, I just want all of it.
IGOTTADUMP: it's a little It's a little hard to separate Aang from the group, though. Like, that reeks of of it being a little like contrived.
YouAllEverybody: I mean, it kind of, listen, like, somebody's watched a lot of anime movies, it felt right. It was right in that wheelhouse of, like, yeah, you know, it's kind of, like, filler, cool story.
IGOTTADUMP: like they're adults now. I don't think these misunderstandings...
YouAllEverybody: Definitely add something, right?
IGOTTADUMP: I don't think these misunderstandings at their age would have caused the plot of the movie.
YouAllEverybody: Well, I was on Team Batista up until the end.
IGOTTADUMP: I guess is what I'm saying.
Steve-O: okay
IGOTTADUMP: but i i think Aang's a more mature person.
YouAllEverybody: I was like, right, Batista, you're taking little too far, but...
IGOTTADUMP: as i mean, they they got some of that down.
YouAllEverybody: You know?
IGOTTADUMP: But, like, ah characterization is good. It's it's fine, you know. I think it would have worked a little better if they were children.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Still.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. But how are you gonna make him kiss Chris? Can't make him kiss.
IGOTTADUMP: i Well, it could be... I'm just saying, like, they're there the way they acted, it felt more like them as children, not as them as adults.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. Fair enough. Um, yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah Yeah, it was a good movie, though.
YouAllEverybody: I think it's bullshit they put it on the streaming service instead of a theatrical run.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Because it looked too it looked too good to kind of...
IGOTTADUMP: I think people, even with it being leaked, would have saw it.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, I would have. I'm a fan. And then I think we're all caught up on X-Men 97. ninety seven
Steve-O: Yes. Oh my god,
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, hell yes. Did you see the live episode of that reveal?
YouAllEverybody: yeah i I mean, I'm not surprised. I think.
IGOTTADUMP: mean, of course. It's going along a certain path here that is...
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, yeah. And the only.
IGOTTADUMP: Steve, if they nail Onslaught, what like we are what are we doing?
Steve-O: dude
IGOTTADUMP: like That is the silliest concept in comic books.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: If if they do that right and it's legitimate...
YouAllEverybody: yeah Yeah, I think so.
Steve-O: I think we're allowed to have a parade.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah I mean, they finally, they fixed something, it feels like.
Steve-O: The best portrayal of that character was literally Marvel versus Capcom.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: The only thing.
Steve-O: Like just being a boss.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: That's it.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. The only thing that I really struggle with, and this is a problem, even with the first season is, and there's no other way to go about it except just throw even more money at it. But like, I'm like, man, I sure wish these were like invincible length episodes. Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, hour long.
YouAllEverybody: Because if I had to knock it, the show in general, it's it's got that 30-minute animated show pace, which is blistering.
YouAllEverybody: you know like I think it's so cool that Wolverine got his claws back, but I felt like we didn't really get to sit with it.
Steve-O: yeah
YouAllEverybody: And it was just like, boom't boom, boom. This is a crazy moment.
Steve-O: God damn.
YouAllEverybody: And then it was solved in 28 minutes. you know twenty eight minutes
Steve-O: Such good episodes.
YouAllEverybody: But it was sick, but its sick episode, right?
Steve-O: Holy shit, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: I know.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah,
Steve-O: Oh my god. Episode four and then followed by episode five? Oh my
IGOTTADUMP: God damn, right?
YouAllEverybody: yeah. and the And the Danger stuff is really cool too, you know?
Steve-O: yes oh my god
YouAllEverybody: So I'm...
IGOTTADUMP: I'm surprised they threw that out there that early.
Steve-O: So good.
IGOTTADUMP: But yeah they're wearing the fucking Graham Morrison suits.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, yeah.
Steve-O: Mm-hmm.
YouAllEverybody: And now they're in the Grant Morrison gear.
IGOTTADUMP: I'm like, oh, okay. a
YouAllEverybody: i was like, oh.
IGOTTADUMP: Anything's game at this point.
YouAllEverybody: Dude, Logan's gonna get even more gross looking, dude. Sick. So good. stuff disgusting little freak.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, they're just... they i I like them just throwing it all at the wall and everything is sticking. you know? Like, it's it's all these different concepts and storylines kind of bleeding over into one another.
IGOTTADUMP: It's just really cool. We got a cool Rama Tut like in a couple of the other episodes.
Steve-O: yeah
IGOTTADUMP: Like, a fucking apocalypse being just a piece of human garbage.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, the Kang stuff, Apocalypse. Apocalypse.
IGOTTADUMP: Fucking Magneto getting his fucking head crushed. Like, And obliterated into ash. Like, ugh. Ugh. It's so good. It's so good.
Steve-O: It's so good.
IGOTTADUMP: Holy shit, it's good.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: And X Factor fucking being fucking scabs and shit. Like...
Steve-O: Oh my god, it's...
YouAllEverybody: Dude, you know, i know Scott Summers is a square, but like Havoc was always like the cool Summers brother. Nah, this one.
IGOTTADUMP: No, he's bigger square.
YouAllEverybody: Alex Summers stinks, dude.
Steve-O: They made him a cop. They made him a cop in this one.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, Alex Summers is a cop, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: He's super cop. ACAB.
YouAllEverybody: XCAB, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: He's ASAB. All summers are bastards.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. Oh, yeah. Fair. The Summer Clan.
IGOTTADUMP: They're all bad. It's
YouAllEverybody: The Summer's Clan is pretty rough when you think about it. Like their dad's a deadbeat space pirate. Scott Summers is kind of evil.
IGOTTADUMP: pretty cool.
YouAllEverybody: ah Alex Summers scab. ah Vulcan, the third Summers brother, is a intergalactic war criminal. yeah That's a bad bloodline, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, but they got X-Man in their blood, too.
Steve-O: laughter
IGOTTADUMP: The X-Man.
YouAllEverybody: Is it?
IGOTTADUMP: Nathan?
YouAllEverybody: I thought that was, that I can't remember.
IGOTTADUMP: that Nathan?
YouAllEverybody: It gets, yeah, but Cable's only cool because of his psychic powers.
IGOTTADUMP: No, ah Nathan, the yeah, no. andthan
IGOTTADUMP: No, there's another character that's a Summers. His name X-Man.
YouAllEverybody: Is it, wait, is that, I thought X-Man was just another guy, X-Man.
IGOTTADUMP: No, he's a Summers. I'm pretty sure he's a Summers.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, no, I'm sorry. X-Man, you're right. You're right and you're wrong. Oh man. Okay. So Cable is Nathan Gray. but you know, he's the metal arm X-Man is Nate gray.
IGOTTADUMP: Right.
IGOTTADUMP: Nate Gray.
YouAllEverybody: He's cable without the techno virus.
IGOTTADUMP: That's right.
YouAllEverybody: So he's just like omnipotent with his psychic ability.
IGOTTADUMP: That's
YouAllEverybody: X-Man X, I'll be honest. Even as a kid, I was like, that's too much.
IGOTTADUMP: right. That's too much.
YouAllEverybody: I was like, that's so like, yeah, exactly.
IGOTTADUMP: He's jumping the shark.
YouAllEverybody: I was like, you jumped the shark, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: if
YouAllEverybody: What are you doing? I remember very vividly as a kid. i was like, that's fucking lame.
IGOTTADUMP: He's probably going to show up at the end of the season.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, you're not wrong. and It's going to cool.
IGOTTADUMP: That's what I mean.
YouAllEverybody: You know, going to be cool.
IGOTTADUMP: it's Everything's in the show.
Steve-O: but You know what? And when we do see we're going to be like, oh, that was sick of shit.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, it's so.
IGOTTADUMP: Yo, they fucking, the X-Men coolest character in the show.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. Well, it's just so cool that, like, they're able to kind of lean... I've said this before, but it's just really neat how they're able to lean on even the history of just, like, the pop culture history.
YouAllEverybody: Like, when Wolverine gets his claws, right? He does, like, the Marvel versus Capcom X-Men pose where he shoots the claws.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, dude.
YouAllEverybody: Like, they're just able to throw all these fun little hints and nods, and I'm just like, yeah. Yeah, my only complaint, which is a great one, I wish there was more of it, you know, which is...
YouAllEverybody: You can't really get better.
Steve-O: I'm noticing that is your only complaint about things this week.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: is I wish it was longer.
YouAllEverybody: I wish there was more Odyssey.
Steve-O: I want more.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: Hour long.
IGOTTADUMP: honestly don't think it's a valid I can say the same thing about Night of the Seven Kingdoms this year you know like these shows i mean they're great i mean I don't know i just think they're great that means they're great yeah dude
YouAllEverybody: yeah Yeah, exactly. Yeah. It's, it's, uh, yeah. I just, I wish the X-Men episodes were, yeah, were invincible length.
Steve-O: Hour long.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: a
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: I mean, that was another one that was 30 minute episodes. Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that was the scope is so so tight and and kind of great.
IGOTTADUMP: Small. Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: But even that, I think that was really I think.
Steve-O: Is that the new secret? It's just
YouAllEverybody: No, you you know what the the real move is?
IGOTTADUMP: Yes, Steve. Yes, it is.
Steve-O: leave you wanting.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: No, the real move is this. It's be willing to go 30, but also be willing to go 45 sometimes. and not Like just as long as it needs to be, you know.
IGOTTADUMP: Maybe be willing to go 30, maybe give us episodes.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. oh Yeah.
Steve-O: yeah get You're going to get seven.
YouAllEverybody: You know?
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: Actually, I don't know how many X-Men.
IGOTTADUMP: twelve well
Steve-O: Twelve? Okay, twelve.
YouAllEverybody: 12. Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: We agreed to nothing.
YouAllEverybody: yeah
IGOTTADUMP: That doesn't mean it's going happen.
YouAllEverybody: I just want,
Steve-O: Nine episodes.
YouAllEverybody: I want,
Steve-O: That season two nine episodes.
IGOTTADUMP: God, no! I hate nine.
YouAllEverybody: No, listen, I want 12 hour long X-Men episodes that lead directly into 12 hour long Spider-Man episodes that lead into 15 hour long Avengers all animated.
IGOTTADUMP: Nine's the worst.
YouAllEverybody: You know, just let's just redo it because now we have the space and now we can have a little section that doesn't have to be tied with the gross Kevin Feige is all connected, right? Like,
YouAllEverybody: Just have it be its own fun fucking sandbox. and We don't have to be so obnoxious about it.
Steve-O: I'm going to give you 61 minute Tik TOK videos.
IGOTTADUMP: oh
YouAllEverybody: Sold. Wait, what?
IGOTTADUMP: It's just aura forming.
YouAllEverybody: Wait, oh no, no.
IGOTTADUMP: That's all that could be.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Is the war farming every minute?
YouAllEverybody: You know what? just Just give me morph. Just give me a compilation of morph doing morph things.
Steve-O: Man, dude, that was fucked up.
YouAllEverybody: Are they going to...
IGOTTADUMP: It was fucked up.
YouAllEverybody: are they you know I want them to get to that point, though.
IGOTTADUMP: Morph is a hell of a myth.
Steve-O: They're great.
YouAllEverybody: They got to pull the trigger on that, right?
Steve-O: They're great.
YouAllEverybody: Where Morph's like, I want you. And Logan needs to be like... um like i need They need to do it, right?
IGOTTADUMP: He's going to be the Jean Grey in this scenario.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. like I'm kind of into Psylocke.
IGOTTADUMP: He's just looking for a woman in the room.
YouAllEverybody: I don't know. ah Yeah, yeah. Listen, Morph, you're great. I just...
IGOTTADUMP: I'm kind of into... Holaris?
YouAllEverybody: I know I'm 200 years old. Actually, dude, they might do that, though.
IGOTTADUMP: Laris? Is that how you say her name?
YouAllEverybody: They might do that. They might do that, Chris. He's like, I'm 200 years old. Why not? Fuck it.
IGOTTADUMP: I would be totally happy with it.
YouAllEverybody: What, I haven't? Are going to say I haven't done it?
IGOTTADUMP: But... but
Steve-O: I mean, they definitely have done it
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, Wolverine's definitely plowed and have been plowed.
Steve-O: Like, i the symbolism of Morph becoming Jean Grey to Snap...
YouAllEverybody: oh Oh, you think Morph and Logan have done it
Steve-O: Oh, 100%.
IGOTTADUMP: I'm going to be real with you.
YouAllEverybody: I don't think so. I don't think so. i don't think they have.
IGOTTADUMP: I think there's going to be a scene in which he's turning...
YouAllEverybody: He wouldn't be that down bad.
IGOTTADUMP: He turns into Jean Grey. He's crying. And he he tells him how he feels. And he turns back into Morph. And they...
YouAllEverybody: You think they're going to kiss?
IGOTTADUMP: yep
YouAllEverybody: Man, that would be worth it just for their internet reactions alone. And i'd be so it'd be spoiled for me. There's no way that wouldn't be, unless I just caught it The second it came out.
IGOTTADUMP: Wolverine's a gay little meatball.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. What are they doing? They're making them woke gay. It's like, all right.
IGOTTADUMP: Meatball gay.
YouAllEverybody: Like the rule is, and I don't make the rules, but the rule is it's only cool.
IGOTTADUMP: That's what it would be. It's
YouAllEverybody: If it's mystique, if it's more, if it's, it's, it's weird. And I'm not, I'm just saying like, that's how the internet would react.
IGOTTADUMP: cool me. It's cool me if it's Mystique. I don't know what mean.
YouAllEverybody: Exactly that. Well, if it was mystique, it's fine. Morph though. He's too funny.
YouAllEverybody: He cracks too many jokes. We don't like morph. Something about that dude. i'm not a i Is he a dude?
IGOTTADUMP: assume.
YouAllEverybody: I don't know. I don't want to misgender morph.
IGOTTADUMP: I would assume.
Steve-O: think I think, I think, think Morph goes by they, them.
YouAllEverybody: I you think he' mask yeah matt he's Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: No. No.
Steve-O: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, it's a they them.
IGOTTADUMP: i would assume
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. But he's only ever dudes, right?
IGOTTADUMP: soon no
Steve-O: No, and literally became Jean Grey in episode five.
YouAllEverybody: Who's he trying – oh, that's right. Yeah, oh yeah that's right. All right. Well, I just – they have to pull the trigger, though.
IGOTTADUMP: I know, Devin. I know.
YouAllEverybody: That's my argument.
IGOTTADUMP: He will no longer be your favorite character.
YouAllEverybody: My argument – wait
IGOTTADUMP: i we all understand.
Steve-O: But Morph also became Deadpool, so the jokes were funnier.
IGOTTADUMP: you don't have to keep saying it.
YouAllEverybody: but I'm saying the argument is is like they need to – that has to have a payout.
Steve-O: That was a nice touch in that episode, too, where Morph was just becoming all the Alpha Flight members.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, dude.
Steve-O: but but
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, man. I mean, not that I was a big Maverick fan. I've always liked the Maverick.
IGOTTADUMP: He turned into Puck, right?
Steve-O: He did turn into Puck.
IGOTTADUMP: okay
YouAllEverybody: Hey, turn into talk.
IGOTTADUMP: That's my favorite.
YouAllEverybody: But I'm saying like Maverick, right? Like, I've never been a big Maverick fan, but I always thought he his his design was really cool. And then RIP Maverick, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, he went out like a bitch.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, and also remember that guy who's like the guy that's just a bunch of guns and then he just dies immediately and
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Steve-O: He got just like impaled.
YouAllEverybody: Hell yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, i was like, hell yeah. Because you knew. i was like, that's a nobody. That's a nobody character. But yeah, man, that danger, i think we're leaning into...
YouAllEverybody: Because we need to have... We need to have the...
IGOTTADUMP: So we got an alien episode.
YouAllEverybody: the
IGOTTADUMP: We had a fatal attraction episode. What's the next one coming up guys? Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: You know, are are there previews?
Steve-O: don't think so.
YouAllEverybody: I don't think there's previews, right? I just kind of shut it off. Because I'm enjoying it. you know I don't want to... That's been a fun... i would i would argue this. ah don't be Don't watch previews.
YouAllEverybody: Just let you go in completely...
IGOTTADUMP: I hate previews. I don't watch I'm not a big fan, of dude.
YouAllEverybody: won't say i hate them, but like...
IGOTTADUMP: i'm i'm i'm ah I'm definitely against previews.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: You know what I'm an advocate for, though? Previously on.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, previously on
YouAllEverybody: Love previews, Leon.
Steve-O: I love a previously on.
YouAllEverybody: You know what I can't stand is when you start a new season for a show that's definitely taken way too long to come out and they don't even give you like a season recap.
Steve-O: Oh, that's such dirty pool.
YouAllEverybody: I hate that. Dude, I get to the point where I'm like 10 minutes in and I pause it and I have to go on YouTube to find like a fan recap.
Steve-O: There's been one of those recently that I'm trying to remember where I just like went into it and I was like, I don't remember any of this.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. And it's always like it's always like, oh, it's been three years since like the last season. So I'm like, how dare you?
Steve-O: How dare you?
YouAllEverybody: What is your fucking...
IGOTTADUMP: i'm ah I'm actually pretty good at that. That's something that might be my mutant power.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, i like retaining it?
Steve-O: Okay.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, like if it's with books too. like a Like comic books, books, movies, video games.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: If I if i leave a game or movie and I come back to it like a week or two later, i just I'm like right back in.
Steve-O: ah Dude, I'm jealous. i
IGOTTADUMP: I'm pretty lucky.
Steve-O: Anytime I've done like a long form RPG and I've stepped away for too long and I try to come back to it, it's just all gone.
IGOTTADUMP: ah yeah I am lucky with video games in that regard.
Steve-O: I think that's why Final Fantasy 7, the second one, was real hard for me to get back into is because it just like kind of drops you in the middle of like
IGOTTADUMP: i think that's the easiest way to walk away
Steve-O: everything that you had just gone through and I was like wait I I remember us kind of like being in a bigger situation and now we're on vacation and chill like um I guess you gotta take a break
IGOTTADUMP: Got a vacation. Got to take a break every once in a while, man. The new Gears of War game, isn't he just on the beach the whole time?
YouAllEverybody: The prequel, you mean? Yeah,
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, is he just hanging on the beach, Dom?
YouAllEverybody: yeah he's trying to yeah Dom's trying to remember why he's been on this beach for so long.
Steve-O: I mean that would
YouAllEverybody: He's like, I can't quite put my finger on it.
IGOTTADUMP: It's fucking comfortable. It's a hot lady giving me lotuses.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, and then he build and then he builds a giant lancer chainsaw gun, and he's like, oh, that's right.
IGOTTADUMP: It's fucking rocks.
IGOTTADUMP: trying to remember, Dom. Here's some more lotuses.
Steve-O: Here, eat more Lotus.
YouAllEverybody: Here's some more grub, that's what he says.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, there's little grove. Oh, yeah.
YouAllEverybody: No, it's just yeah just Marcus Phoenix as a Calypso. Dom, stay on the island with me. Dom, you were so confused.
Steve-O: Stay on the island, Dom.
YouAllEverybody: You forgot about your dead wife. Dom.
YouAllEverybody: don't know where I was going with that one. But ah yeah, man, so I watched a lot. I've been kind of in like video game purgatory.
IGOTTADUMP: oh yeah Of course, watched Obsession. ah
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: That is ah obviously a Mary.
Steve-O: MFK?
IGOTTADUMP: That was a wonderful movie.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. Oh, you're not John Suarez, whose baby probably told him it wasn't that good. So he's like, it's all right.
Steve-O: You know what? That's the thing. like ah We were talking about that and John definitely like dominated that conversation of being like, it's overhyped!
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: And I was like, I don't know if it was... I thought it was really good.
YouAllEverybody: Really great.
IGOTTADUMP: was very effective. it's very It wasn't like... It wasn't the most complicated thing in the world, but was just executed so well.
Steve-O: No.
YouAllEverybody: No, but I mean, like, that's that's the, yeah, that's the beauty, you know?
Steve-O: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: was like wonderfully executed.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, man, yeah.
Steve-O: ah I saw backrooms. Backrooms was really good I genuinely blown away with that being like your directorial debut.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, he really knocked it out of the park.
YouAllEverybody: And also, like, I mean, I i know you weighed it, but like it was obsession in the back rooms in like a week or two period.
Steve-O: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: So it's just like, dude, just hit, hit, hitter, hitter.
Steve-O: Mm.
Steve-O: The bangers back to back.
YouAllEverybody: Everything was a banger, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I think, what did you think of the ah the reverse therapy scene in Backrooms?
YouAllEverybody: at The end.
Steve-O: It, you know, it, it reminded me majorly of us when I was like watching it. and
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, okay.
YouAllEverybody: I thought he meant like you and me. And I was like, what?
Steve-O: ah You get reminded ah of just like how we do our podcasts. It's kind of like reverse.
YouAllEverybody: When we had therapies and then I, and then I ripped it.
IGOTTADUMP: Sometimes I take a big chunk out of Galani's belly and eat it.
Steve-O: And this is the best part.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Steve-O: No. Oh, Jesus.
YouAllEverybody: You know, i haven't, i haven't rewatched it, but, uh, And, you know, we we again, we talked about this a little bit, but Steve, that reverse therapy scene is when in the theater, we the worst woman in the world was just complaining about.
Steve-O: a
Steve-O: no
YouAllEverybody: yeah I don't like confused.
Steve-O: oh jesus
YouAllEverybody: i don't know what's going on. i don't like this.
IGOTTADUMP: fucking sucks.
YouAllEverybody: yeah And then you're like, OK.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: And then, like, imagine she wouldn't shut. She wouldn't stop complaining about it. And you're like, it's it's. what So I kind of want to rewatch it.
YouAllEverybody: Not that I think that's like a make or break scene, but it's a big, yeah.
Steve-O: That's a Baker break scene. That's like probably one of the most major scenes of that movie.
IGOTTADUMP: I
YouAllEverybody: But I mean, that's the thing, right? It's like, I'm like, I know this is like an important part. Obviously, like the back rooms is like the reason to see that movie, but it's just like,
Steve-O: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: ah Yeah, so i did I liked it a lot.
IGOTTADUMP: i understood it and I enjoyed it.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: i do
YouAllEverybody: yeah we I appreciate it in spite of Stupid Lady at Movie Theater.
IGOTTADUMP: I knew the spirit of it.
Steve-O: Another thing I want to put in there, um you kind of spoilers, but like it's out on digital. You can watch it. um But ah the ending, there's the scene where like she's escaping from ah the the big pirate, um Clark.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, yeah.
Steve-O: um And ah it's literally she enters this like big room and she has to like go up this like very ah precarious set of stairs into like almost like a little anic attic thing in that room.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah Oh,
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: They are literally playing the same exact music that played during ah the oldest view.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. that
Steve-O: i Yeah, I think that is because for for people who have seen his stuff, you know what happens in the oldest view to the guy who had to climb up the precarious set of stairs while being chased.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. Yeah.
Steve-O: So I think you're like you're literally like, oh my god, she's going to she's go to fall. It's going to be bad. Mm-hmm.
YouAllEverybody: Did you, um ah at the end, think do you think they're out?
Steve-O: Um...
YouAllEverybody: I think i think there's they're still in there.
Steve-O: I don't know. I.
YouAllEverybody: Well, I mean, to be fair, that is the correct answer it is ambiguous.
Steve-O: It's it's unaware.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, yeah.
Steve-O: um Yeah, but i I genuinely think like. At that point, they are they are just people who are addicted to the back rooms, so I don't think like they're letting people go or wanting to leave themselves like much like Clark. I think that scientist is existing in the back rooms only.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I think the phenomenon of like it copying memories and you and everything, once you're in there and you see it kind of copy you, it builds this weird obsession.
Steve-O: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: you know Especially for people that ah have trouble with their own identity and who they are. like i think both characters in that movie were struggling with
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: who they were and then once they find this thing they make it who they are you know that's cal clark at least yeah
Steve-O: but yeah
Steve-O: Yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah. And I think, you know, that kind of ties into... um obsession too where it's like both the um the main characters are are the antagonists like there' you know yeah
IGOTTADUMP: yeah very true one one forced upon
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, I mean, shit.
IGOTTADUMP: you know, the role and the other just is from the get.
Steve-O: yeah oh my goodness mm-hmm
IGOTTADUMP: yeah
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: I mean, he's basically just the coward that chooses to be cowardly.
YouAllEverybody: yeah Dude, there's a lot of, I mean, minor spoilers for Evil Dead Burn, but there's a lot of male coward characters.
YouAllEverybody: There's a sequence in that movie where like he can outright save somebody. what One of the characters. And he just dips because he's just like, stop too scared. And it's like and it's played like, what the fuck?
IGOTTADUMP: I wonder where weak, angry, ineffectual men in most movies is saying about our current culture.
YouAllEverybody: I don't know.
YouAllEverybody: No, Chris, I don't know what you're saying.
IGOTTADUMP: ah
YouAllEverybody: I don't know what you're saying, but I know I don't like it.
IGOTTADUMP: What is it about men that commit moral crime against their culture and affecting everything?
YouAllEverybody: Hey, Chris, why don't ah Chris, why don't you go do a movie theater with some Fox ears and get out of here.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Right. You fucking dork.
Steve-O: I like the idea that Chris is like, Foxy, your guy has a point.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: masculinity stuff is for the dummies he's figuring it out man he's cracked the code
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. Yeah, man. He's not wrong. He's not wrong, man. Yeah. I just think us, us white, white guys, we need,
YouAllEverybody: mean, who think of us, right?
IGOTTADUMP: oh well don't worry because Dune part 3 is coming out and that's going to be a white leader that kills but oh oh shit that says billions doesn't it uh oh oh
YouAllEverybody: Won't somebody think? Yeah. there
YouAllEverybody: oh Oh. Oh, with a B?
Steve-O: Billions.
YouAllEverybody: A B, okay.
IGOTTADUMP: Uh-oh, that's a big number.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, no, Chris, don't worry. He feels bad about it.
Steve-O: Oh, he feels bad.
YouAllEverybody: So...
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, oh, yeah. That's, um, yeah, that's that's cool, I guess.
YouAllEverybody: I mean, listen, if I had to be... Hey, Odysseus, but he feels bad about it. Okay?
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, I shouldn't have killed that girl.
YouAllEverybody: So...
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, yeah, I'm cool with it now.
YouAllEverybody: o No, it's okay. I'm dope as shit.
Steve-O: emoji.
IGOTTADUMP: Ah!
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Listening to some good music, hate some good drugs, now I'm cool with killing a girl.
YouAllEverybody: It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. It's fine.
IGOTTADUMP: She had it coming anyway.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: She made faces.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, man. So I guess I've been just blissfully... eating the Lotus flower that is film and TV because games has still kind of been like a bit of a sore spot for me.
Steve-O: It's good.
Steve-O: Backrooms, I want to give a ah good sit, by the way.
YouAllEverybody: Good. So I think that's where, what did get back?
Steve-O: Good sit.
YouAllEverybody: Let's check. my
IGOTTADUMP: I think I gave it to Mary, if I remember correctly.
IGOTTADUMP: Just because I was so and and so impressed by it being a group film.
YouAllEverybody: What?
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. Back rooms. I gave it good sip. So I think, uh, Yeah, I do.
Steve-O: Do you have a document? Oh.
YouAllEverybody: It's that 2026 tracker that you guys all ruined after I gave you, after I just let you look at it.
Steve-O: Right. ah
IGOTTADUMP: Wait, you've been updating that?
YouAllEverybody: Oh yeah, I've been updating it.
IGOTTADUMP: did i get it whiney
Steve-O: Don't give us access to these things, Devin.
IGOTTADUMP: Did I give it a Mary?
Steve-O: Don't give us access.
IGOTTADUMP: Did I give it a Mary?
YouAllEverybody: No, no, no, no.
IGOTTADUMP: I'm curious.
YouAllEverybody: I'm tracking my own. I'm not, I'm not doing your homework.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, you just cracked your own.
Steve-O: ha
YouAllEverybody: No, because I wanted you guys to, and then everything turned into slurs and, and, and the horrible comments and I had to fix it all.
IGOTTADUMP: Sunslurs.
Steve-O: Look, okay, let let's keep let's that was mostly John.
YouAllEverybody: That was mostly John's baby.
Steve-O: Yeah, John's baby.
YouAllEverybody: That was baby, dude.
Steve-O: Very offensive.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. No, no. But i was like, I think you guys have access, but you have no editing access. Yeah, you're all viewers. i can't I can't deal with a naked Mr.
IGOTTADUMP: So.
YouAllEverybody: X. I just can't, you know?
Steve-O: ah
YouAllEverybody: can't.
IGOTTADUMP: He's hot, man.
YouAllEverybody: I can't deal with hot Leon and naked Mr. X.
IGOTTADUMP: Hehehehehehe.
YouAllEverybody: I know i i know how it goes. So...
Steve-O: See, the problem is because you made it, we try to fill it with things that we think you would like.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, I know.
IGOTTADUMP: Of course.
YouAllEverybody: Everything's just like talking about big wieners.
IGOTTADUMP: You love that stuff.
YouAllEverybody: They're all puns to me. A lot of puns.
IGOTTADUMP: It's all you talk about.
YouAllEverybody: is kind of It's all I want to talk about. Man, i mean I was hating Jenny with some good puns.
Steve-O: Give us one.
YouAllEverybody: And I was just say I was about to say, like, I forget all of them.
Steve-O: Ah, damn it.
IGOTTADUMP: You gotta be in the moment.
YouAllEverybody: um Yeah, I know.
IGOTTADUMP: Pun's in the moment, buddy.
YouAllEverybody: Exactly. They're kind of it well there. I think about it and I giggle and then I go, hey, Jenny. And then I and I hit.
Steve-O: Okay.
YouAllEverybody: Hey, Jenny, what would you say about the blah, blah, blah, blah? But I can't remember any of them, though, because I'm a fool. But um yeah, I've been avoiding video games because that's just kind of like a depressing hellscape.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, I've been watching some other television as well.
YouAllEverybody: Chris, I don't know about you.
YouAllEverybody: OK. I
Steve-O: okay
IGOTTADUMP: I am all caught up on Cape Fear, and I am as schlocky as it is.
YouAllEverybody: was just I heard Kate Fears.
IGOTTADUMP: am loving it. it
YouAllEverybody: You've said you liked it.
IGOTTADUMP: Yes.
YouAllEverybody: I heard from somebody else or like it's the worst show on TV.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah
YouAllEverybody: um But then you just said schlocky. So I guess it's kind of like, ah you know, if you like embrace it, you kind of like.
IGOTTADUMP: love if you If you embrace characters doing dumb things for the sake of the style of the show and the plot, it's fine.
YouAllEverybody: plot. Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: And it's so stylistic that you kind of just look at it more than then watch it.
Steve-O: Mm-hmm.
IGOTTADUMP: um Because it's read so well shot. It's just really just incredibly made.
YouAllEverybody: Is it, um wait, who' who's like the the showrunner? Or who's been like?
IGOTTADUMP: Honestly, I've never heard of them.
YouAllEverybody: Okay. I wasn't sure if it was like a.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, it's it's no one of note. I know that Scorsese and Spielberg were kind of like the money behind it.
YouAllEverybody: Right.
IGOTTADUMP: But as far as the showrunner, boo-boo-boo.
YouAllEverybody: I'm pulling it up. Let's cough. Let's cough.
IGOTTADUMP: Big old cough. Big old cough.
Steve-O: Big old calf.
IGOTTADUMP: The guy that created the act...
YouAllEverybody: Oh, of course.
IGOTTADUMP: And brand new cherry flavor ah on Netflix.
YouAllEverybody: No, I mean, you're right. I am. There's not a lot of names that jump out.
IGOTTADUMP: Channel Zero.
YouAllEverybody: OK.
YouAllEverybody: okay All right.
IGOTTADUMP: ah Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Well, hey.
IGOTTADUMP: I like it. I admit.
YouAllEverybody: You'd like.
IGOTTADUMP: It's not great, but um I'm watching it. I think there's one more episode.
YouAllEverybody: i was going say, i didn't know if it was over or not.
IGOTTADUMP: And as far as other television.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, you know.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, House of the Dragons.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, yeah.
Steve-O: Why'd you say it like that?
IGOTTADUMP: Because this show is a grind to watch.
Steve-O: Oh, man.
IGOTTADUMP: This is like...
YouAllEverybody: I can only say this.
IGOTTADUMP: I've been watching...
YouAllEverybody: I watched one episode for the first time in like three years with Chris. I had zero context, but I was like, this is boring. I nodded off for a little bit.
IGOTTADUMP: It's fucking boring.
Steve-O: i don't know how you can continue that with Night of the Seven Kingdoms like existing.
IGOTTADUMP: I just don't – like, the quality is is nine day. um And the interest. ah And, yeah, like, it is building up to an event that should have happened four episodes ago.
Steve-O: Oh.
IGOTTADUMP: And I feel like they've been adding all of this – these characters and subtext and it's just intrigues and relationships. It's just, it's getting really weighty and it's not focusing on the things that are interesting, like Renera taking over King's landing or Damon gearing up for the big fight or, ah the other parts of the book that I thought were, were interesting.
IGOTTADUMP: Um, Yeah, like it's just veering off on all these other directions and it's just too weighty. It's too long of a show. Like this is the opposite problem that I have with what but you guys have.
IGOTTADUMP: Like House the Dragons should be a 30 minute television show and they should cut out like 10 characters storylines and just focus.
YouAllEverybody: Or just like, yeah.
Steve-O: Hmm.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, it it feels bloated based off of.
IGOTTADUMP: It's unfocused and it's.
YouAllEverybody: Now, granted, like I said, I hadn't I watched season one. i hadn't touched it. I did confirm it's running. So there's four seasons. There's going to be one. The final season is going to the next season right now.
YouAllEverybody: I'm sorry. Three is currently airing. Four is going to be the final one. um Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: This is a dour story too. Like I know how it's going end. It's not pretty. It's not happy.
YouAllEverybody: I mean, is the problem still that it's just like too big of a story?
IGOTTADUMP: Like.
YouAllEverybody: It's just like an epic...
IGOTTADUMP: it's It's too big. It's too di out too sad. Like for four fucking seasons of this. Like. Especially when you know the outcome.
IGOTTADUMP: Like how it's how it's going to turn out. Like to drag yourself through the mud for four seasons. It's it's it's a lot. You know.
YouAllEverybody: Mm-hmm.
IGOTTADUMP: And like perfect example of the whole show is, is Kristen Cole's character, christian Christian Cole. Um, he's this knight is basically throwing away his vows to not only impregnate one queen, but then pregnant yet another, at broke his vows. The Kings guard is like,
IGOTTADUMP: kill murdered people to protect secrets. Like he's just the epitome of of somebody who's the most untrivel, untrivelest person you could think of. And he's just been marching to his death for, I want to say 10 episodes now.
IGOTTADUMP: And in this episode, he, yes, he did die. So it's like, and it was the most brutal, like anticlimactic death you could think of. Like, it's just, it's not fun to watch. Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: It wasn't fun at all. you know I was happy he was dead.
YouAllEverybody: yeah
IGOTTADUMP: like that's It's incredibly I feel accomplishment...
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, like you're happy, but you're like, I don't know, just you kind of took the wind out of the sails just because. yeah You know, Chris, you know what that feeling is right there? That hold on, because that's every time I would be to ah from soft boss.
YouAllEverybody: I'm like, oh, my God, finally.
Steve-O: Hmm.
YouAllEverybody: None of this was fun or enjoyable like that.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: When I do that, I don't i this i felt nothing.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: that's That's how I took that scene. it just being it was a pit of no emotion. and i yeah like
IGOTTADUMP: i did i right It's a thing that i have like I feel like I'm almost committed to at this point.
YouAllEverybody: No, I mean, yeah, it's I don't say you got to finish the fight.
Steve-O: You got one more season.
YouAllEverybody: One more season.
IGOTTADUMP: I just want to see a really fat Queen Rhaenyra.
YouAllEverybody: It's probably like, what, two more episodes.
YouAllEverybody: Whoa, is that a thing?
IGOTTADUMP: And I don't know if I'm gonna. Yeah, it's a thing.
YouAllEverybody: Like she just gets out of shape because she's just like, all right, all right, let me fuck it.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. Yep. She gets super bloated and fat.
YouAllEverybody: Hey, if if Adama's kid can do that.
YouAllEverybody: Why not?
IGOTTADUMP: That's the best version of that.
Steve-O: Mm-hmm.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: every I think ah Always Sunny, Battlestar Galactica, they figured it out. You've got to make one character fat throughout the run.
YouAllEverybody: but Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: You've got to do it.
YouAllEverybody: Friends, you know, flashbacks, but still.
IGOTTADUMP: You've got to commit. I mean, the Cheers just had norm from the get-go.
Steve-O: Right.
IGOTTADUMP: But like if you don't have a norm and you're not making a character fat, then you're not doing your job.
Steve-O: That would have been wild if they did just like out of nowhere, just thin norm. That's a hold on. That sounds like ah a creepy pasta.
IGOTTADUMP: There was one episode of Cheers I was watching where Norm was thin.
Steve-O: Never mind.
YouAllEverybody: And no one can remember it.
Steve-O: He just stared at the screen the whole time.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, my God.
Steve-O: fucking fin dorm
IGOTTADUMP: thin Norm, man.
YouAllEverybody: So, ah you know, I actually I watched one episode.
IGOTTADUMP: That's terrifying.
YouAllEverybody: the show I think it's over. I think the season finished like a week or two. Or if not, it's any very like maybe this week. um I watched the first...
YouAllEverybody: I don't have like AMC Plus or whatever, but ah they were airing the first episode of The Vampire Lestat, which is when Lestat becomes a rock star.
Steve-O: hmm
YouAllEverybody: and um it's definitely It's just season three of Interview with the Vampire. Both of those seasons are quite good. wouldn't say break down the walls and watch it. I'd say they're kind of like...
YouAllEverybody: a good season of the boys, you know, where it's like, yeah, I like it and I will watch it and I will enjoy it, but I'm not going to like scream at people to watch it. Right.
Steve-O: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: But man, this first episode of the start was was kind of one of those like, oh, my God, you should definitely like make time. Now, the problem with that, the problem with that is, like I said, it is very much a season three.
Steve-O: Oh, really?
YouAllEverybody: So it you can't just jump in. i mean, you can, i guess. I wouldn't recommend it, but, uh, yeah, it's, um, again, the, both seasons are great, uh, or very good at the very least.
Steve-O: Right.
YouAllEverybody: Uh, but I was like, dude, let's stop fucking ribs. So, oh man, I've been enjoying it. I'll, uh, at some point I'll, I'll get, I'll get access to it, but we don't.
Steve-O: Okay. That's awesome.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. Let's stop. Let's stop. It's pretty great. All right, Marks.
Steve-O: ah I watched for the first time ever. I've never seen it. um The B movie. um I'm going to say one thing. I'm a move on from it.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: I just didn't expect that movie.
YouAllEverybody: yeah yeah
Steve-O: I didn't expect this family movie to have so many incest jokes.
YouAllEverybody: Whoa. Wait. I have one follow up.
Steve-O: Yes. Yeah. What's up?
YouAllEverybody: Is the bee a member of the family?
Steve-O: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Okay.
Steve-O: Well, hold on.
YouAllEverybody: Okay.
Steve-O: Hold on. So the thing is.
YouAllEverybody: Because i know I know the joke is like he wants to fuck that girl in the movie, but I thought he was just like a random bee that's like, i want to fuck this lady.
Steve-O: No, but that's that's ah earlier in the movie before he meets the girl is they keep looking around at the the lady bees and they're like, oh, my goodness, she's so hot.
YouAllEverybody: Oh.
Steve-O: And then Jerry Seinfeld B goes, that's your cousin. And he goes, they're all our cousins. And they keep going like, oh, damn.
Steve-O: That's a distant cousin.
YouAllEverybody: Hey, man.
Steve-O: ah But then, yeah, later on, he wants to he wants to fuck ah a human lady and is successful, it seems.
YouAllEverybody: yeah may
Steve-O: um
YouAllEverybody: ah What?
Steve-O: they don't It's not a scene that's on screen. You don't see that. But ah they definitely do ah cuck a human man,
YouAllEverybody: and it's it's
Steve-O: ah
YouAllEverybody: But it's definitely implied that...
Steve-O: It's definitely implied that she has romantic feelings for this bee.
YouAllEverybody: mean...
YouAllEverybody: i mean
Steve-O: It's an insane movie. There's literally a scene where in a courtroom, one of the lawyers is like shaking his ass and one of the bees is like horny about it and he gets ah he gets a stinger boner.
YouAllEverybody: You know, like, okay, I know.
IGOTTADUMP: You know what I've been doing here? Just sitting here silently.
Steve-O: Just jerking off.
IGOTTADUMP: Fucking brimming with anger.
Steve-O: Oh my God.
YouAllEverybody: Listen.
IGOTTADUMP: your Your flippant description of the B movie.
Steve-O: I'm sorry.
YouAllEverybody: Okay. Okay. I'm gonna, I'm gonna be honest here, guys.
Steve-O: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Why do we not treat Jerry Seinfeld the way we treat Chevy Chase? because it kind of seems like he's the same type of shitty dude who's in shitty things except for a few things.
IGOTTADUMP: You're not wrong.
Steve-O: You're right.
IGOTTADUMP: I think he's getting there pretty quick.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: It's because he has been surrounded by so many more talented people than him that he has obfuscated all of those awful things about himself.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. Like, like there's like, he, he was dating a 16 year old or something at one point. He's, he's a shit head to people.
Steve-O: Yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah, he's he's just not a good dude.
YouAllEverybody: He's rude. He's smug. He's he's in the fucking B movie.
Steve-O: He's the lead in the B movie, which is, I think is probably one of the worst movies I've ever seen.
IGOTTADUMP: But Devin, you can do a clean 30. Okay.
YouAllEverybody: i mean, yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: okay
YouAllEverybody: So could. Damn it.
IGOTTADUMP: Bill Cosby.
YouAllEverybody: follow
Steve-O: Oh, dear.
YouAllEverybody: dingham in
Steve-O: Oh, God. Oh, dear.
YouAllEverybody: I'm just, like, I mean, listen, as as as somebody who watched Martin instead of Seinfeld, I've long so sat there and said, I don't, why what if people like this man?
IGOTTADUMP: Why do you think he stuck around for long?
YouAllEverybody: He's so unlikable.
Steve-O: because of Larry David, Jason Alexander, Elaine, um Julia Louis-Dreyfus.
IGOTTADUMP: It's Larry David, Jason Alexander,
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: mike Michael, dr Michael Richards, Michael Richards.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. I just, I know.
IGOTTADUMP: They're hilarious.
Steve-O: Yeah. And then his his his other show, Getting Coffee with More Talented People. um
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, but so much of that is just him, like the the veil being lifted of him just being shitty.
Steve-O: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Well, you see, he was the perfect straight man because he was an asshole.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Like he was even an asshole on Seinfeld.
Steve-O: Mm-hmm.
IGOTTADUMP: Like, He constantly judged George, Elaine, and Kramer for the shit that they did and would get really upset when they judged him. Like, he's a perfect hypocrite.
Steve-O: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: And he's always like that, but that's, like, the appeal. And the other appeal is so is Kramer, Elaine, and George.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: They're all, like, shallow, like, shitheads that make fun of each other.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. Yeah. It's just like, it's just like, seems like Jerry Seinfeld is the only one who was like, nah, I live this gimmick.
Steve-O: He's like, yeah, this is the the the thing.
IGOTTADUMP: Well, yeah, it's him in real life.
Steve-O: The thing is, though, it's like Larry David.
IGOTTADUMP: No, it's
Steve-O: is Larry David. But the thing is, is Larry David doesn't seem to like, I don't, I don't know what the wording is, but it's like, Larry David doesn't irk me.
Steve-O: Like,
YouAllEverybody: I think he would in real life, but like, he's just, I don't know. and don't, I
Steve-O: he seems to invite the like, the contention in arguments, like whenever I seen him do like interviews and stuff, he, they, he they kind of just like fall into the routine, into the bit.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, he punched Elmo.
Steve-O: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: yeah Yeah, like but like like and that can be fun, right?
Steve-O: But yeah.
YouAllEverybody: As opposed to like Barry Seinfeld being legitimately enraged on unlike six yeah on like minutes when, ah you know, he's like, oh, they canceled your show.
Steve-O: Yeah. Jerry's like, get away from me. i don't even want to talk to you.
YouAllEverybody: He's like, canceled? I didn't cancel my show. Are you stupid? You think would cancel my show? I laughed. And it's like, wow.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, he's very defensive, overconfident, and insecure.
Steve-O: hmm yeah
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. Yeah. I just, I don't know. That guy needs to trip publicly. I think just like, and have people see it or record it.
IGOTTADUMP: think he's wild his way i think he's wild his way he made some dumb comments well you have to understand chevy chase chevy chase got that treatment because was like he was shitty to everyone producers directors writers
Steve-O: yeah
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. and I, you know, I think maybe Chevy Chase is not saying he's as bad, but why is he getting that treatment? You know,
YouAllEverybody: dude, did you, I recently watched a clip of him and Gallagher getting into it.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah the If you piss off Gallagher, I mean...
Steve-O: Oh, whoa.
YouAllEverybody: Dude, like, like, I think ah Gallagher won.
Steve-O: Witch Gallagher. Witch Gallagher.
Steve-O: Oh, the OG.
IGOTTADUMP: if
YouAllEverybody: Original Gallagher. Cause like, they're literally, they're doing, um, um, oh my God. What the original tonight show? Um, that guy.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, Johnny Carson?
YouAllEverybody: Thank you. Thank you. Yeah. They're doing Carson and like, I don't know. He's like, he says like Gallagher says something that gets a laugh and then Chevy Chase just immediately just like tries to put his finger in his ear and he's like, Oh, what are you doing?
YouAllEverybody: And then he's like, Oh, he doesn't like like Chevy doesn't like it when somebody else gets a laugh. And then like, then you can feel the tension just kind of start to rise.
Steve-O: Mm.
YouAllEverybody: And I'm like, God damn, Chevy Chase sucks.
IGOTTADUMP: insufferable insufferable insufferable like people that would talk to him like I remember when I when i was doing Gladiant Chill and I did like the ah was it the vacation movies I talked it was like every director that worked with him was like just it was always him was the reason why they wanted to quit like And, like, Christopher Columbus was going to direct Christmas Vacation, and he's like, well, i I always, like, go out to dinner with, like, the leads and the writers and stuff, and I meet them personally just to talk, and he's like – and it took one dinner before I was, like – with Chevy Chase before he was like, I'm not doing this.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Mm-hmm.
YouAllEverybody: yeah
IGOTTADUMP: Like, it was – one meeting, you know, where he made, he's like, he may have made him feel like he was a piece of shit. It was like, he's like, I'm the star, you know, that kind of thing.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Like, this is how this is going to go You're just director. and a bob but but but but So he's the epitome of the egotistical movie star.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. And that's egotistical in like 70s 80s Hollywood, like so mag.
Steve-O: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: He's,
Steve-O: yeah
YouAllEverybody: I mean, yeah, it's it's no surprise.
IGOTTADUMP: And then the fact that he cries like like poor now about like, oh, you know, I'm just you know misunderstood.
YouAllEverybody: Right?
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: And, you know, what Dan Harmon did was terrible. but but but but but But like, God, you just you you ask for it so much in every way, shape or form.
YouAllEverybody: God damn it.
YouAllEverybody: So as as I refresh my Twitter feed, because was looking for that Gallagher clip, I get B-movie video game PlayStation 2007. Just staring right at me.
Steve-O: There you go. I infected your algorithm. You're welcome.
IGOTTADUMP: Enjoy.
YouAllEverybody: Way to go.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. Enjoy that, man.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Steve-O: Speaking of video games, ah I have been playing.
IGOTTADUMP: What has deep been playing?
YouAllEverybody: The goat. The goat. You've been playing the goat.
Steve-O: The shocking unexpected goat. Splatoon Raiders, man. This was a game i had no inkling, pun intended, of buying.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh boy.
Steve-O: And it wasn't until I was seeing reviews of it that I was like, oh, okay
IGOTTADUMP: That I split tuned in my pants.
Steve-O: Yeah, the Chris Galati review. Splatoon did my pants over Splatoon Raiders. No, genuinely, like, it is strangely...
Steve-O: now that destiny two is like no more. And that's a game, you know, I didn't play much of, but just the idea of like the looter shooter genre.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: Like I've, I've played, i bought all the splatoons. I loved one. I loved two. I then tried to get into three. And the problem was uh,
YouAllEverybody: Struggled with three, yeah.
Steve-O: People played two nonstop.
IGOTTADUMP: Hmm.
Steve-O: So when three came out, people who didn't stop playing two were too good at that game. And when I jumped in and tried to, you know, the main the main thing in Splatoon normal series is the the Turf War multiplayer battles.
Steve-O: I tried to get into it on three. People were too good. I just got my ass beat. I don't think I want a single game of that, like Splatoon three multiplayer mode at all. There is a single player mode in that game, but it's kind of like a side attraction to the multiplayer in Splatoon.
Steve-O: Splatoon Raiders. is marketed as being a single player game. It has multiplayer things that you can do, but the multiplayer that it has in it is co-op.
Steve-O: So you are, it is a, it is a dungeon crawler Diablo slash Borderlands style Splatoon game where you are going in, you are just fighting like tons of salmon and you're getting guns, you're getting gadgets and
IGOTTADUMP: Hey, Salmon.
Steve-O: Yeah, yeah. the The enemies in this game are called Salmonid. They are salmon who have known lust, which is...
YouAllEverybody: whoa like b movie lust okay
Steve-O: ah
IGOTTADUMP: Pfft.
Steve-O: ah yeah kind of like B-movie lust. So in in nature, ah when salmon have sex, they basically become like almost zombies. So the salmon in this game are the zombified salmon.
Steve-O: And ah you are just basically like mowing down waves and waves. And the thing is, you like Diablo, you can get your character to a point where you are just broken as hell. And you just have all these effects and like magic abilities spinning and blowing up salmon. And it's just it's.
Steve-O: It has no right being this fun. It is a $50 title too. It is not a full price game.
YouAllEverybody: So would you say like how like is it like a Diablo is like or.
Steve-O: It is like a Diablo. Yeah, it is.
YouAllEverybody: OK, OK.
Steve-O: You are, you know, there is a story which is like,
IGOTTADUMP: looter shooter?
Steve-O: Yeah, it's a looter shooter. You are getting guns and equipment and they have levels. ah The current gun I'm using right now is they're they're called dualies. But, you know, in this universe, everything is kind of like makeshift off of like human parts because it's this like weird post apocalyptic cutesy like art style.
IGOTTADUMP: Weird.
Steve-O: So it's kind of like a kind of you know how adventure time is like, you know, it's silly fun, but like it actually takes place in the post-apocalyptic world. It's kind of like that. So my my guns are two flasks, but they have been turned into like little paint canisters.
Steve-O: um And they're cool. They have all these effects and um it's just, it has been addicting. i have like, every time I've jumped into a session of it, I've played for about five, six, several hours.
Steve-O: So um I did not, I did not expect to get this game. And I also did not expect to love it.
YouAllEverybody: I heard it's the the highest user rated Nintendo game ever on Metacritic.
Steve-O: Yes. So.
YouAllEverybody: Seems a bit wild.
Steve-O: Yeah, I think it's because the critic reviews were kind of middling.
IGOTTADUMP: Holy shit. yet
Steve-O: Like it was like an 81, 82.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, really?
Steve-O: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Okay.
Steve-O: yeah a lot of people didn't understand what this game was supposed to be. Like the reviewers, they were like, where's the turf wars from, from the other Splatoon games. it's like, it's not that it's, they made a dungeon crawler looter shooter.
Steve-O: where like you and your friend, you like you can play multiplayer with people like you can like summon people into your like realm if you need help with like one of the raids because they get really hard.
Steve-O: um like lake Diablo, you know how you could like crank up like to like nightmare difficulty plus they have that.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Steve-O: And um it is, it is just, I, I am blown away and I think I'm, I'm featuring that thing where I am surprised by it. um I'm going to give it a Mary. don't think this is going to be everybody's cup of tea, but for,
Steve-O: somebody who was falling out of love with the Splatoon series with Splatoon three, this got me back in. So yeah, if you have a switch to definitely check it out.
YouAllEverybody: All right, that's pretty sick.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, yeah, that all that old chestnut.
IGOTTADUMP: That old chestnut. Yeah, that old...
Steve-O: aha aha
YouAllEverybody: yeah I forgot about that.
IGOTTADUMP: okay i I have a steam deck?
Steve-O: Oh, Steam Deck.
IGOTTADUMP: ah i Not really much out for that right now.
Steve-O: You just have every game out.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, exactly. You gotta remember that one. It's the delusion of choice, my friend.
Steve-O: It's, you know what? There's so much out right now. um There's a game that I just bought recently. i haven't played it yet. It looks ridiculous. It's called Shift at Midnight. It's essentially one of those like just games where it's like you're running a shop and it's also horror, but it also looks like it's comedy too.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, I heard about that. Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Hmm.
Steve-O: So shift at midnight.
IGOTTADUMP: Shifted midnight, huh?
Steve-O: um
IGOTTADUMP: Hmm. I've
Steve-O: I'm excited to check it out. It looks fun. You are running a convenience store, but also monsters. So.
Steve-O: Seems fun.
YouAllEverybody: It's like scary though. Right. It's like scary, scary.
Steve-O: I, I think so. I think when it's scary, it's scary. When it's funny, it's funny.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. All right.
IGOTTADUMP: been considering buying White Knuckle. I've seen people play that.
Steve-O: Oh yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Seems kind of fun. like a climbing horror game.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, you know, I saw a ah a clip for, I guess, this Cthulhu-based game. It's like a first-person team game, but, like, there's a, you know, a a mania, a mania, you know, filter or whatever on it.
YouAllEverybody: So like this guy's walking around.
Steve-O: Mm-hmm.
YouAllEverybody: He's like, yo man, he's like, I got this sick gun. He's like, check it out. And the guy's like, dude, that's a stick. And he's like, he's like, Oh, this game must be glitched. Cause I think it's early access or something.
YouAllEverybody: He's like, no, no. He's like, that's, it's probably a gun. He's like this, like ah a feature of the game. He's like, Oh, whoa really? He's like wait, maybe I'm crazy. And he picks up the gun and he pulls the trigger and it turns into a stick.
YouAllEverybody: They freaks out. He's like, what the hell is this game? And I was like, yeah, I had no idea what it's called.
Steve-O: That's awesome.
YouAllEverybody: um I'll try to find out, but it's, go
IGOTTADUMP: Devon.
Steve-O: That's very reminiscent of like, uh, was that eternal darkness?
YouAllEverybody: yeah, exactly.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. It's like insanity meters.
Steve-O: Hmm.
IGOTTADUMP: Those are always fun in games.
Steve-O: Bring those back.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, dude. Always fun to where you can push a character past a certain point where he doesn't die and it just goes nuts.
YouAllEverybody: So it's ah it's called The Mound Omen of Cthulhu.
Steve-O: Hmm.
IGOTTADUMP: It happens.
YouAllEverybody: Horror-themed co-op survival game based during set during the Conquistador era.
Steve-O: Okay. Okay.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, I don't know if it's early access or fully out. I don't know. But it's pretty neat if you're a dork.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, shit.
YouAllEverybody: And so, yeah, yeah, you would.
Steve-O: Oh, I'm in.
IGOTTADUMP: I'm Jason Schreier, so I think I'll enjoy it.
YouAllEverybody: Oh my god.
IGOTTADUMP: sounds like a really good game.
Steve-O: Yo, Jay
YouAllEverybody: Why does he sound like that dog from Looney Tunes? A droopy dog? that that Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Going down.
YouAllEverybody: gary yeah
Steve-O: Shry. That's a pretty good impression.
YouAllEverybody: Not Looney Tunes, but you know.
IGOTTADUMP: He kind of is kind of like Droopy.
Steve-O: He's in Roger Rabbit, so we'll well allow it.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, it counts. You know?
IGOTTADUMP: Going up, sir.
YouAllEverybody: Going down. Going up soon.
YouAllEverybody: behe
Steve-O: So do we have anything else we want to like talk about of things we like watched or played or did or.
YouAllEverybody: Anyway, sorry.
YouAllEverybody: it's I emptied the clip, so I think we can go into the the...
IGOTTADUMP: The bare ass breakdown of the news.
YouAllEverybody: then now The bare-ass two-week-old breakdown.
Steve-O: We got a lot. We got a lot.
YouAllEverybody: We'll go movies and TV first, and then we'll go into... We'll go into...
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, wow. That is a lot.
YouAllEverybody: VG Games. But ah I don't know guys... Did you guys see the Digger trailer?
Steve-O: Yes.
IGOTTADUMP: It's rough name to say over and over again.
YouAllEverybody: um i for some reason like it makes sense but when all i heard was it's tom cruise it's by the guy that did um um you know all those crazy movies like the michael keaton bird man thank you to me for remembering that um And it's like Tom Cruise has to save the world and he has a shovel.
YouAllEverybody: And I was like, wow, this could be really interesting fascinating. And then he just kind of turns into, it's like an Arab, an oil baron. Still looks good.
YouAllEverybody: But I was like, man, it's kind of like my my my imagination hit reality.
IGOTTADUMP: So I think the
YouAllEverybody: And I was like, oh.
IGOTTADUMP: the plot is a man in and inadvertently causes the destruction of an iceberg, which will lead to the end of the world.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: And then he tries to save the world and become the savior by fixing his own problems.
YouAllEverybody: Yes. And he's um I mean, listen, it's fun to see Tom Cruise.
YouAllEverybody: Like, I guess, kind of like character act a little bit. You know what I mean? Like, he's not just Tom Cruise.
IGOTTADUMP: We'll see. We'll see. i' This is the verdict's add on this one. i eat It can go either way.
YouAllEverybody: Verdict is out, but i i I like what I see. It was just my my imagination versus what it actually was. i was like, oh, okay.
YouAllEverybody: I guess I was thinking a little bit more fantastical, but...
IGOTTADUMP: it's It's definitely better than the Ebenezer trailer that I so i watched.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, a trailer I didn't even bother listing. I was like, who cares?
IGOTTADUMP: Because it feels kind of has the same energy, but this feels like A much better made movie.
YouAllEverybody: Ebenezer...
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, the the only thing I can really say about Ebenezer is it's just desperate, is the word I'd say. Just feels desperate.
IGOTTADUMP: It's just him that going, yeah for like an hour and a half, probably.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, and it's... I don't know. And, like, dude, it's a Christmas movie, so it's not like i'm i I need it to be original.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: and We all know the story. But I don't know. It's like, all right, cool, cool. Hey, if it's...
Steve-O: Why people even try to make that still? Dude, they'll never be able to top the Muppets movie.
IGOTTADUMP: Well, guys, it's not about it's not the Christmas Carol, Ebenezer.
Steve-O: The Muppets one.
IGOTTADUMP: It's a prequel.
Steve-O: Oh, fuck that.
IGOTTADUMP: I need it. I need it. I need it. i That's all you need.
YouAllEverybody: on Oh, man. Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: That's all you need.
YouAllEverybody: So, ah yeah. So, you know, bummer news. Truly, truly bummer news.
IGOTTADUMP: Uh-oh.
YouAllEverybody: Sam Neill passed away last week.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, man. That one that one stung.
Steve-O: a legend like genuinely like no no no no not allegedly god no no i am saying that you know from jurassic park to um event horizon in the mouth of madness see that
YouAllEverybody: I thought you were going to allegedly. i was like, no, Sam. Pretty confirmed.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah What does Steve know?
YouAllEverybody: Pretty confirmed.
IGOTTADUMP: What does Steve know?
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: out.
IGOTTADUMP: You motherfuckers ever see Dead Calm?
Steve-O: Sam Neill, definitely one of those leading men who was always under the radar. Like, genuinely, i hope this man got his flowers because he made ah a lot of movies that probably wouldn't work work.
IGOTTADUMP: ah Memoirs of the Invisible Man. ah
Steve-O: Yes. Oh, Chevy Chase tied in.
IGOTTADUMP: Famous. Famous Jimmy Chase experience with John Carpenter where he told him to fuck off.
Steve-O: There you go.
YouAllEverybody: yeah Oh, my God.
IGOTTADUMP: ah Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Sam Neal told him to fuck off? or john Dude, I bet you, dude, Sam Neal probably fucked him up.
IGOTTADUMP: ah John Carpenter told him to fuck off.
YouAllEverybody: There
Steve-O: I heard Sam Neill hit him with the RKO.
IGOTTADUMP: you
YouAllEverybody: is. See? So, yeah, I mean...
Steve-O: Allegedly.
IGOTTADUMP: I'm going to take that. No, no, don't. Don't say allegedly.
Steve-O: ah
YouAllEverybody: yeah
IGOTTADUMP: man cross my out
YouAllEverybody: No, but I'm going to say, listen, ah bummer news, but dude definitely was a legend.
IGOTTADUMP: yes incredible actor even in late in his career we had hunt for the wilder people which i quite love and he was wonderful in that um yeah it's a loss big loss
YouAllEverybody: if you send new
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, which is great, dude. and
YouAllEverybody: yeah ah Might be a loss. I don't know. Depending on what this casting looks like, but they're remaking A Nightmare on Elm Street again.
YouAllEverybody: I think this is due to some legal rights.
IGOTTADUMP: gotta do it.
YouAllEverybody: Like, I think like maybe they're only.
IGOTTADUMP: here You lose the rights.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, but I think and I could be getting it mixed up, but I think we're only allowed to remake the first one.
IGOTTADUMP: Devin, you gotta do it.
YouAllEverybody: Or something. But Steve or Chris, you whetted our whistles with ah Jim Carrey as Freddy Krueger rumor. And that's all I can think about.
IGOTTADUMP: I've heard nothing.
YouAllEverybody: I don't want it to be anyone else.
IGOTTADUMP: I've heard nothing else to substantiate that.
Steve-O: Guys, I hate to do this, but because it is tied with this subject of Freddy Krueger, I do need to extend another rest in peace memoriam section because the director of Dream Warriors and the mask Chuck Russell passed away a couple days ago.
YouAllEverybody: Don't do it.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, that's right. Yes.
IGOTTADUMP: oh
Steve-O: So.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, I love me some Dream Warriors.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, man.
Steve-O: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Definitely under the radar.
Steve-O: I think made the blob as well.
YouAllEverybody: I think like definition of, yeah, made some hitters.
IGOTTADUMP: Love me. Love me the Blob remake. God, dude, Devin, there's a child death in that movie.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah You gotta watch it, dog.
YouAllEverybody: No, just ended there. is a child death.
Steve-O: I want that a clip. I need that as a clip.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: k Chris Galani wolf whistling a child, Bev.
YouAllEverybody: Well, Steve, Steve, you have, Steve, you have the technology. So, That's just a little bit elbow grease and you got what you need. ah Yes. Also shame.
YouAllEverybody: Also shame.
Steve-O: Yeah. This better be Jim Carrey.
YouAllEverybody: Peacock. if If it's not, I'm going to riot.
IGOTTADUMP: i got I got nothing to support this, and but I want it as much as you gentlemen.
YouAllEverybody: I'm starting think he's made this up just a bit.
Steve-O: You put that forth, Chris.
IGOTTADUMP: I didn't make any...
Steve-O: You put that forth.
IGOTTADUMP: I read... This is why I should just... As soon as I get these articles, like I gotta send them.
YouAllEverybody: You know, Chris, this is what you should did retroactively. You should have acted like it was your idea. Like, oh, you'll be sick. And we were like, Chris, that's fucking brilliant.
Steve-O: We wouldn't have known. We wouldn't have known, Chris.
IGOTTADUMP: I've been calling...
YouAllEverybody: And then you would have looked like a genius.
IGOTTADUMP: I've been calling Wes Craven's casket for the past six months now.
YouAllEverybody: Knocking on that door.
IGOTTADUMP: just Just being like, hey bud, I know you're down there, but
Steve-O: Down there? thought you meant it like hell.
IGOTTADUMP: he He's dead. so no, no, no, no. mean, he's in a box. He's in a fucking box six feet under. No.
Steve-O: I know you're down there in hell with Freddy.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, inhale.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, well, maybe. I don't... i He did make Freddy. That guy's terrible.
Steve-O: Yeah, I mean, to be yeah, like you're saying, if you remember a New Nightmare, he's like, well I had to make all those movies or else the demon would have become Freddy and come to real world.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, you know.
IGOTTADUMP: He at least unleash a fucking demon in the world? he isn't
Steve-O: Yeah, but he also had to hold it back with his genius writing.
YouAllEverybody: what is What a... Yeah, oh my... Dude, that movie gets so smug.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah
YouAllEverybody: It's out of control. He's like, only I could have wrote a character to control ah an actual demon.
IGOTTADUMP: He is... It's like there's a real there's a real cult of Kraven around that movie.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: were they lot like The people that work with him were probably enamored with him.
YouAllEverybody: yeah
YouAllEverybody: Oh my God.
IGOTTADUMP: And they made that as like, ugh.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Yes, no, I agree.
YouAllEverybody: Anyway, I still like that movie, but yeah, just the end of it, you go, i am he's quite full of himself in this one, isn't he?
IGOTTADUMP: yeah I agree. You're right. It's a lot of fan service for Wes Craven.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. So Crystal Lake gets a trailer, which is cool. You know, they're sure to drop the A20.
IGOTTADUMP: Shot in New Jersey?
YouAllEverybody: They're sure to drop the a twenty four ah basically as soon as possible for this trailer.
IGOTTADUMP: I think it is Shot in New Jersey as well.
YouAllEverybody: ah Probably.
Steve-O: It better be. That's where it's supposed to be.
YouAllEverybody: um
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Listen, I'm ah call me call me basic.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, shit.
YouAllEverybody: But like, I just I get it. I get it. I get it. The first one is not him. It's my mom. But but I'm not going to get interested unless there's a six foot seven burlap or hockey mouse maniac running around, you know?
IGOTTADUMP: Sorry, Devon. This show might not be for you, bro.
YouAllEverybody: show all
Steve-O: Friday the 13th doesn't get good until the fourth one.
YouAllEverybody: I'll be like, I'll wait for season three.
IGOTTADUMP: Boom!
YouAllEverybody: The fourth one.
IGOTTADUMP: Steve said it.
YouAllEverybody: Damn. You're not wrong. really i hate it.
IGOTTADUMP: he's Of course he's right.
Steve-O: and It peaks at the sixth one, and then you have to wait until Freddy versus Jason for another good one.
YouAllEverybody: yeah
IGOTTADUMP: And that peak is not very high.
YouAllEverybody: yeah yeah that peak is a blip um but i would crystal lake and freddy frankly um i know this is gonna be a movie right um but like don't know it's just it's always cool it's cool to see it so i'm i'm down i'm down
Steve-O: no
IGOTTADUMP: Very low peak. It's a low one.
Steve-O: Yeah, I'm glad that the license is out of that weird legal hell that it was in.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. um You know what? I'm going to skip this one real quick because I want to get to this because I want to keep it fun.
Steve-O: hmm.
YouAllEverybody: we're RoboCop TV series. um I mean, another like, oh, sick. How they're going to handle that?
YouAllEverybody: I don't know. I'm not saying it's impossible. It's not.
IGOTTADUMP: that scene the remake where he's just like lungs and a head?
Steve-O: Yes.
YouAllEverybody: The only remotely...
IGOTTADUMP: And he was like, Where's my body?
YouAllEverybody: the only remotely interesting scene in that entire movie yeah yeah um now that's uh it's sick okay um yeah i don't know if you guys watch the incomer it's definitely kind of like i don't want to say oscar bait but it's like it's that type of movie yeah yeah so did i i liked it
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. Just a little sack and a head.
IGOTTADUMP: I did.
IGOTTADUMP: i enjoyed I enjoyed this trailer, Devin.
IGOTTADUMP: I like that girl because she's in House of the Dragons and I want to ah kiss her on the lips.
YouAllEverybody: you want to You want to kiss her on the face?
IGOTTADUMP: want to kiss her on on her face.
YouAllEverybody: You know what, Chris? More people need to admit shit like that. like I like it because I want kiss her around the fucking lips.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I'm not going lie.
Steve-O: ah You know what? I like that. I like that vibe. It's better than what most people would have said.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, no, I'm keeping 100.
YouAllEverybody: I just want to be around her. just want to maybe sniff her a little bit.
IGOTTADUMP: I like the shape of her head. Now that might be going too far.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: And I admit, right there, that might be a little serial killer.
Steve-O: That's a little serial killer.
YouAllEverybody: All right. All right.
IGOTTADUMP: She's got a nice shaped head and more people should know.
YouAllEverybody: Back it up. Back it up. Chris, back it up.
IGOTTADUMP: 100%.
YouAllEverybody: um
Steve-O: Some people have weird shaped heads though. yeah So Chris, you know,
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: one hundred percent
YouAllEverybody: so ah So the writer director of this is goes by the name Louis Paxton or Louis Paxton. um Nothing that i've I can really He did a short called Tippy Toes.
YouAllEverybody: Nothing, right? So could be neat. It could be ah the quirky, quirky feel-good movie of the fall or summer. can't remember when this comes out. um But we got a final trailer for a Spider-Man Brand New Day. This is where I put my foot down. I said, I'm not watching this one.
Steve-O: You're out.
YouAllEverybody: and so i'm not out I'm out on the trailers.
IGOTTADUMP: Damon's out.
YouAllEverybody: like we're good I'm good. I've seen what I need to see. We already kind of know, so I don't need to see anything else. I want to be excited.
Steve-O: Look, seeing this this guy struggle in the Odyssey, i don't think he's going be able to fight anybody.
YouAllEverybody: By the way, this yep by the way this movie we use tracking for an million dollars opening weekend.
Steve-O: Jesus.
YouAllEverybody: That is crazy. ah So, hey, maybe my PS6 isn't going to be $4,000.
IGOTTADUMP: What if it's not good?
YouAllEverybody: Oh, no, Chris, don't say that.
IGOTTADUMP: What, what, what, what, but, but, but, excuse me, if I may.
YouAllEverybody: I need you to shut your mouth right now.
IGOTTADUMP: What if it's it's a big waste of money, of CGI bullshit, and people are tired of it?
YouAllEverybody: i don't want to hear it. Chris, I want to hear it.
YouAllEverybody: I don't think there's been an outright bad Spider-Man Tom Holland movie. So an outright bad one?
IGOTTADUMP: Objection!
Steve-O: I don't have a sound for that.
YouAllEverybody: Nah.
IGOTTADUMP: Thank you.
YouAllEverybody: Overruled.
IGOTTADUMP: I'll take that.
YouAllEverybody: Overruled. Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: I'll take that. Thank you.
YouAllEverybody: ah But hey, yeah. You know? Then there's that big one.
Steve-O: Look, this doesn't have Andy Garfie in it, does it?
YouAllEverybody: Probably not, to be honest.
Steve-O: no
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, man.
YouAllEverybody: Probably not.
IGOTTADUMP: I fucking... I held my breath.
Steve-O: That was genuinely such a fucking harrowing pause.
IGOTTADUMP: yes yeah
Steve-O: I thought things crashed.
YouAllEverybody: You know what, dude? You know what? I didn't see that. I didn't click this trailer, so maybe I'm wrong.
Steve-O: Dude, if there's a scene where Andrew Garfield sits at the dinner table with Tom Holland and Zendaya and is like...
IGOTTADUMP: you're killing me dude
YouAllEverybody: He goes, how about a three-way? Let's try to convince her. He's I've seen that movie about Tannis.
Steve-O: You know, my my Mary Jane died.
IGOTTADUMP: alright she did she loved doing dirty things
YouAllEverybody: My memory.
Steve-O: her name Her name wasn't Mary Jane, though.
YouAllEverybody: man Oh, they was Gwen Stacy. you fucking licked my asshole once.
Steve-O: Oh, my goodness. Her father was a police officer named Dennis Leary.
IGOTTADUMP: It's true.
Steve-O: He wrote the asshole song.
IGOTTADUMP: All right.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, I'm glad we don't have that universe anymore. um So we got the the Doomsday trailer to which I enjoyed.
YouAllEverybody: it didn't really get my my blood up.
Steve-O: No, me neither. And I think this might be because it's unearned.
YouAllEverybody: You know, I heard that. And I also heard, did you hear what Kevin Feige said about that?
Steve-O: Secret movie.
YouAllEverybody: He bitched about it.
Steve-O: Gonna shatter drop it.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, he said it.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: What an idiot.
YouAllEverybody: Feige bitched about it. He was like, listen, cause they're like, you know, where where's the buildup? And he's like, listen, that dude sat on a chair, got up, put a gauntlet on.
YouAllEverybody: And then sat on a chair again. He's like, there wasn't that much buildup. To which I say, I don't know how true that is.
IGOTTADUMP: Okay, I'm going to pump the brakes a little bit because I'm going to go back with Kevin Feige said, and I'm going to say this.
YouAllEverybody: Pump the brakes.
YouAllEverybody: okay
IGOTTADUMP: I'm going to say this to his face. You had another idea planned, but the guy beat up a girl and he had to go to jail. And now you changed it
YouAllEverybody: No, no, no, no. What are you talking about? What are you talking about?
IGOTTADUMP: And now it's something that doesn't feel like earned because you changed it midway through.
YouAllEverybody: What's.
YouAllEverybody: No, no, dude. Come on.
IGOTTADUMP: How is that the same as a guy setting up a villain, obviously with him sitting in a throne?
YouAllEverybody: on
YouAllEverybody: No, no, dude. Cause like, cause like here's Ryan Gosling is ghost rider. That's why.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, yo!
Steve-O: YOOOOOO!
YouAllEverybody: Still got it baby.
YouAllEverybody: Um, I know honestly my issue with this trailer is, uh, it's, it's, I just cannot be convinced. it will It's going to be really tough to convince me that, like, Victor Von Doom's not a character. It's just an alternate Tony Stark because, of course, it's going to be. And that's just going to rub me the wrong way. And I'd love to be wrong. I would love to be like, then he they answered my question my concerns.
YouAllEverybody: I think it's great.
IGOTTADUMP: Sounding like a cast member from What We Do in Shadows.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, and then, you know, and then maybe the secret Shadow Drop movie is just going to explain all of it.
Steve-O: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: And, you know, going to wait for this.
IGOTTADUMP: Dude, wait for the shadow drop, though. That's what every...
YouAllEverybody: I'm going to wait. Like, it's it's wild, though, because it's like this should have made this should have been story one.
Steve-O: He
YouAllEverybody: And I felt like, oh, cool. It wasn't bad. i wasn't like, how dare they?
IGOTTADUMP: You think they digitally removed some characters out of the trailer because they didn't want to reveal them?
YouAllEverybody: I mean, honestly, once they did that with like the first end game or, you know, Infinity War, it's just like and and i' I'll be honest.
IGOTTADUMP: It's gotta be.
Steve-O: Mm-hmm.
IGOTTADUMP: I know their game now.
YouAllEverybody: I'm not one to get mad I don't think like people get mad about that. I think that's a bit much.
IGOTTADUMP: I'm getting mad, but I just all had it this point.
YouAllEverybody: It just kind of makes me go like, oh, cool. Like, I can't take it seriously to that point.
IGOTTADUMP: It's like, okay, I get it. whaty who Is it Spider-Man?
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, I mean, listen, people people still think um Daredevil's not cut out in Brand New Day.
IGOTTADUMP: It's Spider-Man, isn't it?
YouAllEverybody: They're like, oh, he's fighting the hand in jail? How is Daredevil not in it? And to that I go, that's a very good point.
IGOTTADUMP: That is very good point.
YouAllEverybody: That was a very good point. But, like, if I go in expecting that and then get mad, I mean, like, that's that's kind of on me, right? Yeah,
IGOTTADUMP: Well, sure, but like you get the game now. You get the gist. that they They play little games.
YouAllEverybody: yeah, yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: playing a little game with you.
YouAllEverybody: and And yeah, and then they played it to the umpteenth level with, ah you know, No Way Home with, you know, the the no Spider-Men and then all the Spider-Men.
Steve-O: Right.
YouAllEverybody: and And hey, like, even though it was pretty much kind of the thing, it was still so cool to fucking see. Like, I'm never going to act like it wasn't an actual, like, wonderful moment.
IGOTTADUMP: Do you think they are hiding a reveal of a new character in the Marvel universe? Like a new and introduction?
YouAllEverybody: for which for For which one?
IGOTTADUMP: Doomsday.
YouAllEverybody: um In this one, no. I think...
IGOTTADUMP: Doomsday.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, man, here's the other one, right? It's like, I think the pessimist in me goes, this movie is just going to be two and a half hours of that sequence in ah the Doctor Strange sequel.
YouAllEverybody: Right. Where it's like these characters.
IGOTTADUMP: Multiverse Bruce Campbell with the hot dogs?
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, yeah, yeah. That that sequence where he goes into the alternate universe and he sees all these other characters and you're like, oh, they're cool. And then they all fucking die because. na yeah, yeah, yeah.
Steve-O: oh Oh, no, pizza balls.
YouAllEverybody: Well, I'm talking about that movie.
Steve-O: Those are pizza balls, Chris.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh yeah, they were pizza balls.
YouAllEverybody: pi balls No, you know, like where he runs into Professor X.
Steve-O: ah
YouAllEverybody: He runs in, you know, Black Bolt.
Steve-O: o
Steve-O: I mean, that's what people are saying about the the Captain America scene.
YouAllEverybody: I dude, du like, listen, as cool as it is that the X-Men are in it, do you really think one, they're going to have more than five minutes of screen time and two, that they're all not going to die immediately?
Steve-O: There's Capgate.
YouAllEverybody: Like you, they're just, they're going to be there and there's, you're that's cool. And then they're going to get murdered.
Steve-O: That's how that movie's opening is opening with the X-Men universe.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. Like, like,
Steve-O: I bet just like getting wrecked.
IGOTTADUMP: as getting incursioned.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, like I just and and to me, what hurts me?
IGOTTADUMP: definitely the incursions, right?
YouAllEverybody: Yes, yes.
Steve-O: Hmm.
YouAllEverybody: And what really irks me, right, is like.
YouAllEverybody: The fans. and I'm being smug here, I admit it, but the fan bases are going to be so blown away and betrayed that this is what happened. And it's like, of course it was going to, did you think the movie was seven hours long? Like, no, dude, it's going to be incursion.
YouAllEverybody: Doom's probably going to like save everybody kind of sort of by just being doom. And that's going to be, if they do it like that, that's going to be fucking awesome. I'm going to be really into that, but like,
IGOTTADUMP: Well,
YouAllEverybody: I just kind of can't shake the feeling that it's just going to be a lot of like borderline cameos where people show up and then die.
IGOTTADUMP: hope said, David. Cheap.
YouAllEverybody: and and it just feels kind of like.
IGOTTADUMP: cheap
YouAllEverybody: Cheap is the word. And I hope there's some... And I hope despite all of that, like I hope that turns into not the crux of the film. I hope that's just kind of the stuff happening outside of it.
YouAllEverybody: Like on the you know on the sidelines, right? And there's a real emotional middle of it that I can plumb onto. But yeah, and it's it's not even their fault.
IGOTTADUMP: The only...
YouAllEverybody: But like yeah, you're I can't look at that Captain in America and be like, oh, that's either... Hide your cap or it is cap, but like, I don't know. He's probably going to be a ah bad guy at the end of the day. and And who knows, right? It's just, you can't shake the feeling.
YouAllEverybody: So it's hard to get excited for it all because it all feels like they're ready to flip the table on you at any point.
IGOTTADUMP: bullshit.
Steve-O: You never know.
IGOTTADUMP: You never know.
YouAllEverybody: That being said, I think it's going to be good. And I'm, I'm, I'm day fucking zero on that.
IGOTTADUMP: day zero. them
YouAllEverybody: So, all right, Chris, ah actually yeah I'll ask the table.
IGOTTADUMP: Day zero.
YouAllEverybody: I'll ask the table. ah What's the order? Is it Doomsday, then Dune 3, or is it Dune 3, then Doomsday?
Steve-O: Are you end on Dune?
YouAllEverybody: In terms of what you were watching.
Steve-O: You end on Dune 3.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, dude.
YouAllEverybody: Dune, Dune, huh?
Steve-O: You end on the good movie.
YouAllEverybody: Dessert first, huh? So will far-from-home...
IGOTTADUMP: 100% you get let down and then you end with something that's going to make you
YouAllEverybody: so will this be will this be a far from home
YouAllEverybody: God, what was the other movie that we were?
IGOTTADUMP: oh big summer yeah 100% yes
YouAllEverybody: Midsommar situation.
Steve-O: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Wow. Dude, you know what? That makes me just the smugness. I might have to see this below. i can't do it a lot I can't deal with the the Galani smug is going out of control.
Steve-O: Really? You guys see that alone?
YouAllEverybody: yeah Come on.
Steve-O: He's going to grab your hand midway through the movie the second something stupid happens.
YouAllEverybody: Come on.
YouAllEverybody: Okay.
IGOTTADUMP: Do
Steve-O: And he's going to hold your hand as hard as he can to let you know that this is your choice.
IGOTTADUMP: you see me? Do you see?
Steve-O: You made He's like a fucking pit head.
YouAllEverybody: No, no, no.
IGOTTADUMP: you see? you see?
YouAllEverybody: We're going to watch Doomsday, right? And we're going like, yeah yeah, you know, that was like cool. you know We'll have our opinions, right? and then
IGOTTADUMP: You asked for this, Kopech.
YouAllEverybody: And then we're going watch Dune 3 and then Chris is going to grab my arm and he's like, and it will be within the first 20 minutes and be like, at this point, this movie is better than Doomsday.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, will.
YouAllEverybody: yeah We found it. this It's already better. That's what I'm going hear.
IGOTTADUMP: Yep.
YouAllEverybody: I'm going to...
IGOTTADUMP: You know. He knows.
Steve-O: Don't deny it. Don't deny it, Devin.
YouAllEverybody: Don't deny it.
Steve-O: Hmm.
IGOTTADUMP: I'm glad you know me as well.
YouAllEverybody: don't know. Chris, I'm just trying to like, just enjoy it. right na No, no, no.
IGOTTADUMP: Hmm.
Steve-O: And then Chris puts on his Dr.
YouAllEverybody: It's already, it's already been lapped.
Steve-O: Doom mask. Dr. Dune. I'm sorry. Dr. Dune mask.
YouAllEverybody: No, no. Dr.
IGOTTADUMP: I'm inevitable.
YouAllEverybody: Dune, where it's just a, it's just a worm mask.
IGOTTADUMP: inevitable. Yeah.
Steve-O: but
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. Yeah. yeah yeah
Steve-O: That would be funny if you just like unscrewed the top of the Dune worm popcorn bucket and put it on your face with a hoodie on.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. And he's, and he keeps saying shit like, oh, you can make a Chris knife out of my teeth.
IGOTTADUMP: ah ah no ah That's all you.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. Yeah. sit
Steve-O: ah
IGOTTADUMP: to figure out what that means.
YouAllEverybody: No, and only I can understand you. I'm like, I know, I know. You're right, you're right. He is he is overacting in this scene. ah
IGOTTADUMP: to go to the Doomsday Theater.
YouAllEverybody: Chris is just going to be like, someone get these beggars out of here. Get out here.
IGOTTADUMP: the doodesday theaterat to go to the du
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, yeah.
Steve-O: did you guys Did you guys get funny popcorn buckets for Odyssey when you saw it?
YouAllEverybody: yeah No, no. So the Tropicana... is like a no frills like even the popcorn was like weird it was that the horse
Steve-O: okay. Because i saw I saw the Trojan horse popcorn bucket.
IGOTTADUMP: ah troy I thought it was an IMAX camera.
Steve-O: There's an IMAX camera one, and then there's also a Trojan horse one.
IGOTTADUMP: Ooh.
Steve-O: And I was thinking about it.
YouAllEverybody: i'll say it every i'll say it every time i love it i love that trend it's just so fun
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
Steve-O: Dude, can you imagine eating out of fucking Trojan horse popcorn bucket and then in the movie it's like, yeah, we shit and vomited in there for days.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: That's what the bottom man.
YouAllEverybody: Hell yeah, dude.
Steve-O: And you're just like, oh, oh.
IGOTTADUMP: The bottom is that blueberry packet shit that you think so much.
Steve-O: ha i I loved that though, Chris. Years later, I crave it.
IGOTTADUMP: I know.
Steve-O: I'll
IGOTTADUMP: You'll be thinking about, like, Odysseus.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, this is.
Steve-O: do it for you. I'll shit.
IGOTTADUMP: Thinking about his failure.
YouAllEverybody: Oh boy. um Let's bring it back down to earth. Batman 2 part 2 delayed into 2028. Dude, why?
Steve-O: Never coming out.
YouAllEverybody: dude who why Don't bother.
IGOTTADUMP: Ugh.
Steve-O: Never coming out.
YouAllEverybody: Don't bother, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: Wait, wait, guys. There was a teaser where he turned around.
YouAllEverybody: That pissed me off.
IGOTTADUMP: Okay? In slow motion.
YouAllEverybody: i was like, really? ah a camera test for a fucking character you've already lit and shot in the first movie?
IGOTTADUMP: They gotta...
YouAllEverybody: What the fuck are we doing, dude?
IGOTTADUMP: They gotta move. yeah They're gonna make it.
YouAllEverybody: What, were they like, oh, we gotta figure out how he looks again? he sorted it out the first time.
Steve-O: Come by my work.
YouAllEverybody: he looked He looked fucking fine in the first one.
IGOTTADUMP: He can move his neck, baby.
Steve-O: Why do these Batman movies take so long?
IGOTTADUMP: You know, it's hard to get him in that suit, man.
YouAllEverybody: I...
Steve-O: You're right.
YouAllEverybody: You know what? He's like, want to eat. want to eat fast. I want to get sandwiches.
IGOTTADUMP: got too much shit on me, please. I got a piss. Please.
YouAllEverybody: ah
IGOTTADUMP: Take it out, please.
YouAllEverybody: So this is interesting. So Ryan Hurst, who also played mentor in The Odyssey, shout out, ah was shooting his little God of War TV show and apparently tore his bicep, which is rough.
YouAllEverybody: That's a rough one.
Steve-O: That's yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: That's rough, dude.
YouAllEverybody: Um, but it was such a, kind
IGOTTADUMP: I've seen that wrestling. That's like your arm just stops working, right?
YouAllEverybody: yeah. And he's to have a funky little bicep and everybody. So the, the injury was so catastrophic to what I had imagined more so as the schedule of this, that they just have to recast.
IGOTTADUMP: Interesting, Devin, because you had a theory.
Steve-O: Interesting.
YouAllEverybody: I have a, yeah, I have a, I think, um, the, the tinfoil hat theory is that
Steve-O: Oh.
YouAllEverybody: Ryan Hurst may have been injured, but I don't think it was so bad. I think this might have just been like, this is just is not working out.
Steve-O: I believe that.
YouAllEverybody: This isn't working out.
Steve-O: I 100% believe that.
YouAllEverybody: um And not that I think Ryan Hurst is bad. I think a lot of it is just from that awful, awful still that they, for some reason, released where he just looks so weird.
Steve-O: Mm-hmm. Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: And just, it's bad. Like, And maybe he just was like, he wasn't getting the character right. Who knows, right? um I hope, I don't want to say even I hope, but like, it's going to be an interesting thing where it's like, man, what would this have been like with Ryan Harris?
YouAllEverybody: Now, we still don't know who's exactly right now.
Steve-O: It's going to be like Back to the Future.
YouAllEverybody: We still, because they were shooting for a minute, right? Like, this still came out a minute ago.
Steve-O: They have four episodes in the can, I believe.
YouAllEverybody: Okay, yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: it was something like they have the season done.
IGOTTADUMP: They got Steven Seagal to come in and fill the role up, though.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, and...
IGOTTADUMP: That should be good.
Steve-O: Look, I could do more speed kicks in Ryan Host.
IGOTTADUMP: I can sit down.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, just like...
IGOTTADUMP: He sits down a lot, doesn't he?
Steve-O: I was in the Odyssey.
YouAllEverybody: Man, it's it's just like, did they not realize how weird he looked bald?
Steve-O: Odyssey.
YouAllEverybody: I don't know, man.
IGOTTADUMP: It's rough.
YouAllEverybody: um
Steve-O: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: That's rough. um I look good bald.
YouAllEverybody: i So I don't know who you recast outside of fucking, ah you know...
IGOTTADUMP: I don't know where that's.
YouAllEverybody: the 2018 Kratos. Christopher Judge.
Steve-O: I'll tell you who. You get you get some... You get Batista.
YouAllEverybody: Actually, wait, did you hear? It's not true because there's no way. But Braun Strowman was like bragging. I'm getting on a plane.
Steve-O: Oh, you know what? He did...
YouAllEverybody: was like, fucking dork.
Steve-O: He did ah a photo test for it, actually. And you can see it online.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, that's somebody going. Yeah, I'm fucking brain dead. Absolutely not, dude.
Steve-O: He's like, please, please. Here, I'll post the picture so you can see Braun Strowman.
YouAllEverybody: Please don't you know how good I am in acting? Like, listen.
Steve-O: I'll post it in Shit Talk.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, oh he looks like a big dummy.
YouAllEverybody: He's a big dude.
Steve-O: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: yeah No, listen.
Steve-O: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: It's not... It's not awful. But, you know, there's the whole trouble with you need to know how to act. And...
Steve-O: And also the fact that he's on a train track, you know, a place where Kratos probably has never been.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. This also strikes me as, like, really good Halloween costume.
Steve-O: Yeah, that's probably what this was. Halloween night. He's hanging out with friends.
YouAllEverybody: Come on, let me do it. But like he like posted like, I'm hurtin i'm getting on a plane. Like, dude, get out of here, dude. Shut up.
Steve-O: Here I go.
YouAllEverybody: I'm all doing it. I'm doing it. um So, yeah, that's that's my little tinfoil hat. I hope he didn't really catastrophically tear his bicep because that's a that's a rough one.
Steve-O: Look, I saw Cody Rhodes tear his bicep and then he fought Seth Rollins in a fucking hell in a cell, so...
YouAllEverybody: ah hes an e to He tore his pectoral muscle.
IGOTTADUMP: Yo, yo, okay. There it is
YouAllEverybody: It wasn't a bicep.
Steve-O: It fucking looked rad as hell, though.
YouAllEverybody: Get your, get your facts straight. Um, uh, for something called the uprising, which is it's the plow man.
Steve-O: This is the Plowman.
YouAllEverybody: They should just call this the plow man.
Steve-O: Plowman, need your help.
YouAllEverybody: He's like, I'm just sick and tired of being and sick and tired. ah
IGOTTADUMP: ah Jason Momoa and Christopher Judge are in the forerunning for the recast now.
YouAllEverybody: I just give it to Christopher judge.
Steve-O: Oh.
Steve-O: Wait, who was the other one?
IGOTTADUMP: Jason Momoa.
YouAllEverybody: Momoa.
Steve-O: Oh, no, no, that's no.
YouAllEverybody: We don't need.
Steve-O: no, no, no.
YouAllEverybody: i
Steve-O: no
Steve-O: ah
YouAllEverybody: Just Palpatine freak out
IGOTTADUMP: Unclean. Unclean.
YouAllEverybody: out. So I don't know how I feel about the I play Rocky trailer. um i don't know if you watched it.
Steve-O: His impression is very good.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: No, see, I don't know if it's good or not, because it almost sounds like somebody's killing it in an SNL skit.
IGOTTADUMP: It is good.
Steve-O: ah
YouAllEverybody: Like, they're killing it.
IGOTTADUMP: I think that's what this is nowadays with biopics.
YouAllEverybody: But it's like, it's just so, i don't know. It's just so obvious he's doing a voice, and I just could not shake it the entire trailer.
YouAllEverybody: And hey.
IGOTTADUMP: I'm not going watch this in a theater.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, probably not.
IGOTTADUMP: just i Honestly, i have no interest.
YouAllEverybody: All respects to I play Rocky. It's just, I don't know, man. I'd have to hear pretty amazing.
IGOTTADUMP: I love Rocky. I love the Rocky movies, but I have no interest...
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: in this.
Steve-O: I'm not into the biopic trend.
YouAllEverybody: What do you think?
Steve-O: It just doesn't interest me.
IGOTTADUMP: No dude.
YouAllEverybody: You're not into billion-dollar Michael Jackson?
IGOTTADUMP: This is me.
Steve-O: I'm not it. Cause this is the thing. Companies realized that those little like corporate biography movies that they were putting out, people don't like those. People don't want to see those.
Steve-O: So it's like, well, what if we did that with like celebrities that people like, or were famous. And so it's like, they just like get stuff that's already like out there, like the Michael Jackson one.
Steve-O: And people were like, Oh my God, Michael Jack. And like, I've been seeing people like losing their mind over Michael Jackson.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, yeah, I think they're called your parents, like our parents.
Steve-O: Like,
Steve-O: no, but I'm seeing like, I'm seeing like Jen alpha, like as zoomers, like,
IGOTTADUMP: I said something recently and I feel like this is something. i think it's the truth. I think Michael Jackson was the most famous person.
YouAllEverybody: it might be us, to be fair.
IGOTTADUMP: Michael Jackson was the most famous person who ever existed.
IGOTTADUMP: Hands down.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, yeah, he's he's in terms of like peak famous.
IGOTTADUMP: Yes.
YouAllEverybody: he's he's in He's probably in the top, like, three.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah it's it's I think he's number one. I think there isn't a celebrity or person that was more famous than him at any time.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: I'm including Christ.
IGOTTADUMP: I think he...
YouAllEverybody: Well, I mean, they didn't Christ didn't have MTV, you know.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, that's what I mean.
Steve-O: Yeah, that's fair. That's fair.
IGOTTADUMP: Like, he hit billions. Billions. There's more... More people are into Michael Jackson than there were Christians. Yeah.
Steve-O: If the Bible had the same cover of Thriller, dude, everyone would have converted.
IGOTTADUMP: ah
IGOTTADUMP: Sold more copies than the Bible, I think.
Steve-O: Makes sense to me.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. It's,
Steve-O: But like the thing is, it's like they're just doing this with like, you know, this is going to be a Sylvester Stallone movie that it's going to just gloss over, you know, his his pornographies.
YouAllEverybody: it's
Steve-O: And um it's definitely not going to talk about Death Race 2000.
IGOTTADUMP: Wait, no. What? Are you sure?
Steve-O: Dude, the beginning of this movie should be him as Joe Viterbo driving his knife car around and hitting people.
IGOTTADUMP: I think I thought that was the first scene.
Steve-O: It should. it should, Devin, wrap the picture.
IGOTTADUMP: God damn it.
YouAllEverybody: I'm down. I'm down the rapid. but i Speaking of rapping, I heard i heard ah the actor who plays Clayface wouldn't stop rapping, so they cut his face up, and that's the origin story of Clayface.
IGOTTADUMP: I'm tired of being in movies for so many days.
Steve-O: it's That's the origin.
IGOTTADUMP: Everybody, Steve, everybody's, at Devin, everybody's got bars nowadays.
Steve-O: Mmm.
IGOTTADUMP: Everybody's got bars.
Steve-O: Is this the the Chet Hanks origin story?
YouAllEverybody: I know, because they all... Yeah. yeah I... i this trailer is kind of turning into what my concern is for what this movie would probably and probably is.
YouAllEverybody: And that's just like, he, he's been wrong and he's going to track down to people that effed him up. And for some reason it's going to take him a whole movie to do it instead of 12 seconds because he has clay monster powers.
YouAllEverybody: And it's like, I don't know.
Steve-O: if
YouAllEverybody: i don't know.
IGOTTADUMP: See, I think I personally think it is going to be 12 seconds.
YouAllEverybody: It's,
YouAllEverybody: I know, but it's like, or some like some random goon's gonna be like, I got that.
IGOTTADUMP: No, he.
YouAllEverybody: I found out your weakness, Clayface. And then he's gonna struggle with them.
IGOTTADUMP: I think he's going to murder all of them immediately.
YouAllEverybody: God, he needs to. Because there's...
IGOTTADUMP: I think and and it's just going to be him living with this.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, because like, dude, there's like legitimately great shit in this.
IGOTTADUMP: That's what it should be, right?
Steve-O: so what it should be.
YouAllEverybody: Like him in the in the airport in the airplane bathroom, With the thing, like, he's getting punched in the face with, in the club, and his face just kind of clays out.
YouAllEverybody: Like, that's really great. And if they stick to that instead of almost kind of like a borderline freaking Kraven or Morbius plot line, we're like, yeah, dude, hell yeah.
YouAllEverybody: I'm just...
IGOTTADUMP: It's gotta be the Fly remake, you know?
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, and I'll be honest, maybe I'm little gun shy because Supergirl was not that good. um But obviously, different movie, different vibe. Not saying it's all the same, but I just i just hope it's good.
IGOTTADUMP: did like the Penguin. I did like the Penguin.
Steve-O: The penguin is very good.
YouAllEverybody: i love the Penguin.
IGOTTADUMP: I love it.
Steve-O: Mm-hmm.
YouAllEverybody: also Also, like, dude, it's so talk about talk about being called out as a fucking liar, by the way.
IGOTTADUMP: I think they're cooking with the villains.
YouAllEverybody: Colin Farrell's like, oh yeah, he's like, I'm barely in the Batman 2. i was I was only on set for like blah, blah, blah. And it's like, motherfucker, they didn't shoot anything. What are talking about? Like, I get it. He probably has the script, maybe.
IGOTTADUMP: whole movie shot already then it's just Robert Pattinson is a really high voice and they don't know to fix it but it's just so high there's so many ravens in here spicy little bitch aren't you you're spicy little bitch
YouAllEverybody: oh they're going to shadow drop it.
YouAllEverybody: hi
Steve-O: They have to pitch it down.
YouAllEverybody: He's like, somebody get this Robin out of here.
Steve-O: thats
YouAllEverybody: Too many Robins in here. Jeez. You know what? That's just Bruce Wayne, dude. Bruce Wayne.
IGOTTADUMP: you know spicy old bitch
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. All right. let's let's and Last, I think, really, really juicy one. Oh, man. There's a lot of good stuff these last few weeks. But that's because Comic-Con happened. But Resident Evil got a fat, fat meaty trailer.
YouAllEverybody: My God. Did you guys see that clip I posted where the director, look,
Steve-O: Zach?
YouAllEverybody: yeah Zach Kregor has to interview with IGN and it's the most awkward thing ever.
Steve-O: I did.
IGOTTADUMP: what What, like, I couldn't, I didn't have any audio.
Steve-O: Mm-hmm.
IGOTTADUMP: um
YouAllEverybody: So he he sits down. So it's Comic-Con, right? So he sits down and the interviewer from IGN goes, what are you buying?
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: And he's like, ha ha, yeah, yeah. I don't know, crossbows.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, are you serious?
YouAllEverybody: And he goes, yeah. And he goes, what are you selling? And he's like, ah i don't. Oh, like, I don't know, like for bullets. And he's like, oh, I thought you were gonna say you're trying to sell this movie.
YouAllEverybody: And he's like, oh, okay. ah Okay. Yeah, sure. And then he's like, what are you watching?
IGOTTADUMP: Oh,
YouAllEverybody: He's like, all right, let's move on.
IGOTTADUMP: ah
YouAllEverybody: And then the guy just does not pick up the hit. And he just, and he's like, I don't know what, like, he literally just, he's like, I don't know what you want me to say, dude.
Steve-O: Oh, God.
YouAllEverybody: Like, this is really weird.
Steve-O: Yeah, i've i've I've seen the part where he like, like is basically like, look.
YouAllEverybody: He's clearly irritated and he's like,
Steve-O: It's modern day because I wanted it to be in modern day. i it's It's snowing because I think a horror movie in snow looks cool.
YouAllEverybody: yeah he's like it's Yeah, he's like, it takes place in Resident Evil 2, but it's modern day because I want it to be modern.
Steve-O: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: like he It's kind of like a mix of like he's just very frustrated. slash i'mlet he's I'm being as clear and obvious as possible what I'm doing, so there's no room for confusion.
YouAllEverybody: So bitch about it if you want. He's like I know I made a good movie, which is kind of the most baller thing you can do. right I know I made a good fucking movie.
Steve-O: Mm-hmm.
YouAllEverybody: and And the fact that people know Barbarian and weapons exist and look at this and go, oh, this movie fucking sucks because there's a cell phone in it.
YouAllEverybody: It's like, i don't know what to tell you, man. Like, it's it's just kind of like, I cannot take you seriously.
Steve-O: yeah
YouAllEverybody: It's the Twitter thing where it's just like, they're mad about everything and then the movie's going to come out. It's going great. Like, and this looks great. This has, I don't know.
YouAllEverybody: I don't want say everything I want in a Resident Evil movie, but like, because I don't know what I want in Resident Evil movie, because they constantly try to do the games, and it's all bad. Yeah,
Steve-O: It's, you know, the the first Paul W.S. Anderson. What's that? Not W.S.
YouAllEverybody: yeah.
Steve-O: Or was it? Okay.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, Paul W.S.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, no, you're right.
Steve-O: I'm trying to remember. I always mix up the the names.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, yeah, you think of Wes Anderson.
IGOTTADUMP: You're 100% right.
Steve-O: But the Paul W.S.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: Anderson movies are, they are their own thing.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: And then they tried to do the Welcome to Raccoon City movie. They're not good. So the fact that we're getting a Resident Evil movie, that is just... the the The pitch for this movie is, what if we made a good one of these?
YouAllEverybody: yeah Yeah. I almost would argue that's what he said to get the movie.
IGOTTADUMP: I will say, though, I will say, I think there's a little, i think they're playing, he's playing his cards a little close to the chest.
YouAllEverybody: Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
IGOTTADUMP: I think you're going to get somebody that shows up at the end, like every Resident Evil game ever played. That's a big name in the series. I just don't know who it's going to be.
YouAllEverybody: I mean, sure.
IGOTTADUMP: just don't know it's going to be.
YouAllEverybody: my My argument, though, is like,
IGOTTADUMP: It's Chris or Leon or someone who comes in to save them.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, but my argument would be would be that the fan base has already made this so miserable.
Steve-O: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: and And shit that he has to deal with.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, well, yes.
YouAllEverybody: Like, the movie's not even close to coming out. Like, the press toward me.
Steve-O: It is pretty close. It's something like, you know, you got a couple months.
YouAllEverybody: Well, I mean, I'm saying, like, he doesn't, yeah, but it's not, like, the month of, right? He doesn't have to go through, like, the car wash, you know, the term, like, the car wash interview process where he has to fucking sit.
Steve-O: Right.
IGOTTADUMP: What, he eats chicken with the cute British girl or something?
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: I've seen those.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, but he doesn't have to do that yet. And like, it's already embarrassingly annoying. And like, I feel like he's like, I'm never doing this again.
Steve-O: Yeah.
Steve-O: The amount of people.
YouAllEverybody: They'd have to back up the dump truck for me. If this is successful, they got to back up the dump truck for me to do this.
Steve-O: Oh, guaranteed.
YouAllEverybody: Because like dealing with this fan base is fucking miserable.
Steve-O: It's it's the modern Resident Evil fan base. is so strange because they have now started going after what they call like fake Resident Evil fans or Resident Evil fakers that of people are people who have only played the remakes.
IGOTTADUMP: ah
Steve-O: And it's so miserable.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, and also, like, the remakes were never good now. Yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah, like what the hell? Like it's it's this weird gating thing.
IGOTTADUMP: I could kind of... Well, the here's the deal. I could kind of understand people being a little wary about a movie, but the remakes, that's a whole other thing.
IGOTTADUMP: Those remakes are obviously amazing.
Steve-O: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: and There's no like argument that they're not at least great games. Like... Yeah, like, i i the movies, though, I kind of get it.
YouAllEverybody: I mean, yeah, but it's like, yeah, but this guy did barbarian.
IGOTTADUMP: I do understand it.
YouAllEverybody: This guy did weapons.
IGOTTADUMP: No, I get that, but it's just been, it's been nothing but trash for Remix, for these adaptations.
Steve-O: yeah
YouAllEverybody: This looks good. It just looks good, you know?
Steve-O: if My problem, though, is this is coming from the same people who are like, oh, they nailed the Five Nights at Freddy's movies. And I'm like, y'all have brain rot.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, well, that's, well, obviously, that's, those are children.
Steve-O: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: that's that's That's unfortunate.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, man. So Mr. Green, I posted just because, frankly, was a little curious. Chris Rock wrote and directed this.
IGOTTADUMP: Looks pretty good.
YouAllEverybody: It's kind of like ah an actress who's a little out of, you know, she's in there. She's out of her prime, I would say, and she's trying to kind of get back into it. Just kind of seems like nothing earth shattering, just kind of look at least approachably solid movie.
YouAllEverybody: um coyote versus acme i think i think you know i kind of say like oh i don't want i don't like watching like more than like two trailers i think this is the trailer that really made me go man this is gonna be good yeah i think john cena looks it seems great in this you know just his interaction with the looney tunes like hell yeah yeah yeah um stunt driver we got a more fleshed out trailer i think again better than the initial one
IGOTTADUMP: I'm in.
IGOTTADUMP: in. I'm Yep. I think it's had a good message too.
IGOTTADUMP: I disagree completely.
YouAllEverybody: Oh my God. Really?
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, no, I love the 70s trailer.
YouAllEverybody: dare you?
Steve-O: Yeah, I really like that one too.
IGOTTADUMP: I love it.
YouAllEverybody: i don't want say I like, i little I like, I just like this trailer.
IGOTTADUMP: I love that.
YouAllEverybody: Cause I'm like, oh okay. Like it, I know the plot of this now.
IGOTTADUMP: i don't I don't think that I didn't need this at all.
YouAllEverybody: Wow.
YouAllEverybody: oh All right.
IGOTTADUMP: At all.
YouAllEverybody: Dude. Fucking hater. Please. I get it. I respect it.
Steve-O: Some for some and some for others.
YouAllEverybody: Um, this one This one I was posting a little bit later in the day, so I get it. But ah Onslaught is looks like a lot of fun. It's out of Wingard.
YouAllEverybody: It's basically the guest spiritual sequel to The Guest, it feels like, where they just go like all the way in, and it looks like a lot of fun.
IGOTTADUMP: Bunch of meat machines with ah with white eyes.
YouAllEverybody: Just a bunch of fucking meat machines with dog eyes, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: White eyes?
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. Well, yeah, they all have the eyes like the collector, Steve.
Steve-O: Okay.
YouAllEverybody: And they just, I don't know, man. They just look huge and scary. And I think, I think it's a good recipe. um Neuromancer.
IGOTTADUMP: Who is who's the actress in that? Real quick.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, she is, just, I was just looking at her, just staring at her because I was interested.
IGOTTADUMP: That
YouAllEverybody: and a Rebecca Hall, I think is her name.
IGOTTADUMP: doesn't ring any bells.
YouAllEverybody: We'll get there. We'll get there, Chris. Bear with me.
YouAllEverybody: Dude, I turned off all of my, like, my ad blockers just because, like, i was just tired of dealing with it all.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh.
YouAllEverybody: And I don't know. I'm, like, dealing with all these ads now, and i want I hate it. All right, never mind.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh.
Steve-O: You turned off the ad blockers.
YouAllEverybody: I did because it was, like, it was just causing too much drama. Drama for me. ah No, Adria Arjona.
IGOTTADUMP: I know. I know. I know who she is.
YouAllEverybody: She's from ah Morbius.
YouAllEverybody: She was the the hot doctor in Morbius. And she was in ah Andor. The great show that I just...
IGOTTADUMP: oh she's going to be Maxima in the DC Universe. Okay.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, okay. All right, well, yeah. She's going in Onslaught, man. Onslaught looks pretty dope, if you ask me.
Steve-O: Not my own slot.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, my God.
IGOTTADUMP: Uh-oh. Big old red and purple man.
Steve-O: Oh my God, now that's the movie I want.
YouAllEverybody: we got ah We got a double Apple TV special here. We got Neuromancer, which is kind of like, I guess, I dare say the godfather of cyberpunk.
IGOTTADUMP: looks okay.
YouAllEverybody: which Which is funny because it looks so quaint in comparison to other cyberpunk, but it's like, no, this was like,
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I have a hard time. yeah this one's going to be hard for me. to garner any interest unless they change things significantly because it's going to seem.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, unless they like zazz it up a little bit, because otherwise it's just going to seem like really, really kind of quaint.
IGOTTADUMP: Yep.
YouAllEverybody: Also, hey, guy I know you guys were like, where's that Matchbox toy car movie by Mattel? Well, John Cena's here to to to, you know, make your day, because there's a movie based off Matchbox cars by Mattel.
Steve-O: Matchbox? Yeah, maybe if I was like a zillion years old. Come on, Hot Wheels leading the way, man.
YouAllEverybody: know Who owns Hot Wheels?
IGOTTADUMP: I do.
YouAllEverybody: Who owns?
Steve-O: ah Yeah, Chris has two things of stock.
YouAllEverybody: Dude, I'm not going to lie.
Steve-O: Sony and Hot Wheels.
IGOTTADUMP: I earn 51% of the Wheels.
YouAllEverybody: The way you said that. wait Wait a second.
Steve-O: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Wait a second. Mattel owns Hot Wheels. Why the fuck is this a Matchbox movie?
Steve-O: ah
YouAllEverybody: Wait, Hot Wheels is right. Are you kidding me?
Steve-O: Maybe the Matchbox license was cheaper.
IGOTTADUMP: I'm holding on to it.
YouAllEverybody: You know what?
IGOTTADUMP: They have to pay me, baby.
YouAllEverybody: Dude, I'm not going to I was about to defend, because I was going to say, this looks way better than it has any right to do. But knowing this could have been Hot Wheels the movie instead of fucking Matchbox, I'm disgusted and infuriated.
IGOTTADUMP: I'm not letting them have
Steve-O: The title doesn't even make sense. Matchbox?
YouAllEverybody: No, no, because they were, as kids, yes, as kids, they would play with Matchboxes to like plan out their like imaginary heists.
IGOTTADUMP: it. Like a Matchbox car without an engine?
YouAllEverybody: And now they're like, yes, yes.
Steve-O: Stupid. That's stupid.
YouAllEverybody: But yes, I am so disgusted.
Steve-O: They should have been playing with Hot Wheels.
YouAllEverybody: And also just the, the pregnant pause that Chris had said before he said, i own hot wheels made me think you just took a drag on the cigarette and you're like, it's mine.
YouAllEverybody: I own it.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah
Steve-O: and I heard it.
IGOTTADUMP: I own it now.
YouAllEverybody: I own this town.
IGOTTADUMP: I own it now. Anything
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: Anything the sun touches be belongs to me.
YouAllEverybody: Uh, why don't I own this?
IGOTTADUMP: with two wheels and it's very tiny belongs to me.
YouAllEverybody: god all right all right all right uh lantern's got another trailer this is looking good i don't say great um it's looking good i'm into it it does yeah yeah august yeah um it's if it's leaning more into like the that drama between those two because at first like the first trailer is like
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I'm excited. Looks like a cool buddy cop.
Steve-O: This is soon, yeah?
IGOTTADUMP: I believe.
Steve-O: August 6th?
YouAllEverybody: Oh my God. There's like, how are, how is Hal Jordan going to struggle with a fucking podunk, you know, cowboy town? And then say, Oh, cause they're aliens.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, because he's really more worried about, he's like past his prime and he's trading in the sky clearly wants to cut out.
IGOTTADUMP: I think he's sick.
YouAllEverybody: And he's sick to death of your bad opinions.
Steve-O: Oh, shit.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh no.
YouAllEverybody: Sorry. I was trying to, trying to segue that into something else, but I could not find it. Um,
IGOTTADUMP: but what's
YouAllEverybody: Blade Runner 2099. and
Steve-O: Oh, that's a great film.
YouAllEverybody: It's a teaser.
Steve-O: That's really. Wait, no, that's 2049.
YouAllEverybody: That's 49. Yeah, 2099 is the it's the it's the
Steve-O: What the fuck is it? Is Spider-Man showing up in this?
IGOTTADUMP: I jumped forward a little bit there brother.
YouAllEverybody: limited series Blade Runner starring the lady, the girl from Euphoria that isn't Zendaya, Hunter Schaefer.
IGOTTADUMP: Is she the girl from Cuckoo too?
YouAllEverybody: Yes, yes, yes, yes. So I i dig her stuff. I dig her. She plays apparently ah a hunter who is acting like a replicant.
YouAllEverybody: And then it has somebody else in it. the The woman that's in everything.
IGOTTADUMP: The woman that's in everything.
YouAllEverybody: The woman that never says no to anything.
IGOTTADUMP: Ew.
YouAllEverybody: hum And I cannot think of her name and it sucks.
IGOTTADUMP: Ew.
IGOTTADUMP: Lucy. No, not Lucy.
YouAllEverybody: No, no, no, no. But yes, yes. Yes, you monster. I know where you're going. Michelle Yeoh.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh.
YouAllEverybody: That woman's in everything. She does not say no to anything.
IGOTTADUMP: well
YouAllEverybody: And I feel like she's kind of hurt. She's kind of hurt her her stock a little bit.
IGOTTADUMP: she's She's striking while the iron's hot, man.
YouAllEverybody: i know Yeah, I mean, hey, get your money because, yeah, she's just, she said yes to literally everything and a lot of it's been garbage, but
IGOTTADUMP: Just got to keep working.
YouAllEverybody: Hunter Schaefer, Michelle Yeoh, Blade Runner. One season, too. They're just like, no, we're just doing this. We're telling a story, which I do vibe with. Man.
YouAllEverybody: And then we talked about Black Panther got cast. Ryan Gosling's Ghost Rider.
IGOTTADUMP: Did you talk about other other mommy?
YouAllEverybody: i was going to say, and then this trailer, Other Month. Did you guys see this?
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I did. This was effective.
Steve-O: and Yes.
YouAllEverybody: This was effective. I dug it. I was like, oh, gay.
IGOTTADUMP: This is a collection of limbs under that table and a big old head.
YouAllEverybody: And I was feeling it I was like, this is creepy and I like it.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I like that too.
YouAllEverybody: And I always love it when like the parent is immediately brought into the creepiness to.
Steve-O: Yes. Oh my God.
YouAllEverybody: You know, he's like, Jesus Christ.
Steve-O: Yes.
YouAllEverybody: I was like, yes, thank God.
Steve-O: It's, you know, hereditary, evil dead rise like it's all those fun things.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, yeah, it's it's always awesome. All right, all right, let's let's really blast it. So we're going skip DCKO. It's just funny because it looks like Diko.
Steve-O: Looks like dog shit.
YouAllEverybody: Looks like dog shit. It's called Diko.
IGOTTADUMP: Go! oh
Steve-O: To go.
YouAllEverybody: um Man, this is... Bungie's in a tough spot, man. Marathon director quit Bungie four months after that game launched. No one's playing it. No one's watching it.
YouAllEverybody: That game's probably not going to make it the year.
Steve-O: John's not even playing. a
YouAllEverybody: Or it's not going to make it a full year, I think.
Steve-O: Now they're going to pack it up in like probably three months, I bet.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, yeah. hoof Dead Space creator Glenn Schofield announces retirement. Kind of a shame. Dead Space is... Dead Space 1 and 2 are kind of...
YouAllEverybody: I would almost argue underrated still because they're that good, but they're just not looked at in that kind of way.
Steve-O: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: So, hey, enjoy your retirement.
Steve-O: That Dead Space like remake remaster that came out.
YouAllEverybody: Good for you. So good, dude. Yeah.
Steve-O: It that remember that got like glowing reviews and it just unfortunately came out like a couple months from Resident Evil 4 remake.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: I think it was that and Baldur's Gate, I think.
Steve-O: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: think that was it. And it's just like, it just ate. But even that, I think it sold well. I just don't think it sold what EA wanted because, hey.
Steve-O: Hmm. It's I'm glad that, you know, there is a modern way for people to play that game because that game deserves to be played.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, it's just, it's just like upsetting because i was like, oh my, all I could think of was like, oh, Death Space 2 is going be so fucking good. And then they just never happened.
YouAllEverybody: And that bums me out. Well, you can do. Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: What you going to do, Devin?
YouAllEverybody: yeah And again, Comic-Con happened. So we got some fun little things. We got a new Wolverine story trailer, which, hey, no comment.
IGOTTADUMP: Did you cry?
YouAllEverybody: ah
IGOTTADUMP: We got tears, baby.
YouAllEverybody: I just really want it to work out between those two.
Steve-O: if
YouAllEverybody: Omega Red and Wolverine.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, they there that's a ever one, right?
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, yeah. um You know what actually like kind of bugs me about this? Is somebody posted, they're like, why does he look so weird? And I'm like, don't know, he looks kind of fine. And then somebody just said, like, they just turned his brown hair into black hair, and he immediately looks a thousand times better. And I was like, why didn't... God damn it.
Steve-O: Dude, I don't know what it is, but like it's just face stuff. They just they just
YouAllEverybody: Whatever engine they're using is is is not... I don't know. I don't know.
IGOTTADUMP: Is it like ah Uncanny Valley? Maybe?
YouAllEverybody: No, it's just like, what if we just kind of like, remember how in the Avengers game, Chris, remember how like all of them just kind of look like the stunt doubles of the actors.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, Captain America looked fat.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. Yeah. It's a little bit like, it's not quite that egregious, but it's
Steve-O: I'm posting it in shit talk, Chris. He kind of looks like the monkey boy from Jumanji with ah Robin Williams.
IGOTTADUMP: Let's take a look here. Ooh.
YouAllEverybody: like It's not bad, but it's like it could definitely have looked better. And then, like I said, somebody took this picture and made him have black hair. And I was like, that looks so much better.
Steve-O: I think you're right. I think it's the brunette blondish that they threw on it.
YouAllEverybody: why don't Why didn't they do that?
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. like why And it's like, well, the actors. I'm like, so fucking what? like who can
Steve-O: It's a video game.
YouAllEverybody: It's a view.
Steve-O: You can just change those.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. Like, that's...
IGOTTADUMP: He looks a little and like he has a degenerative mental disorder.
YouAllEverybody: That's the adamantium poisoning, Chris.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah
YouAllEverybody: Clearly.
IGOTTADUMP: Okay.
YouAllEverybody: You know, and i I think it's a lot of it's lighting, which, again, video game lighting is tough. It's not easy. Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: He's got a very big forehead and it's smooth.
YouAllEverybody: But that being said, this trip, man, there's some dope shit. He's packed. she's doing He's doing dual kills with Sabertooth. This going to good game.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, it The dual kill was pretty rad.
YouAllEverybody: ah i mean no I don't mean to break to you guys. This game is going to um How fucking dare you?
IGOTTADUMP: ah
Steve-O: What?
YouAllEverybody: Oh,
Steve-O: No, come on, dude. That's like one for one, though.
YouAllEverybody: ah wait. I didn't see it. Oh, my God. You know what? I repeat. How dare you?
IGOTTADUMP: didn
YouAllEverybody: How dare you?
Steve-O: but Ah,
YouAllEverybody: You know what? That's why it's not coming to PC. They didn't want to deal the mods.
Steve-O: fuck.
YouAllEverybody: They said, we can't do We can't.
Steve-O: hey speaking of things that don't work on PC, ah Marvel Tocan did their beta test, and let's just say people trying to play it on PC couldn't because their machines broke.
YouAllEverybody: Wow.
IGOTTADUMP: What the fuck?
Steve-O: Yeah, like.
YouAllEverybody: du I downloaded it and it never even made it to my console.
Steve-O: It was.
YouAllEverybody: It says I downloaded it, but it never appeared.
Steve-O: Rough.
IGOTTADUMP: What the hell? How does it break the computer?
YouAllEverybody: Cause it's a, it was an open beta.
Steve-O: It was running at so poorly, they were saying like it was like crashing computers left and right.
IGOTTADUMP: Whoa.
YouAllEverybody: yeah, but you know, fuck a console, right?
Steve-O: Only on PlayStation. That's the power move, right? Just make one for your competitor, but it breaks thing.
YouAllEverybody: yeah it will it just breaks your fucking your pc yeah um no you know smart move fucking god of war laufey coming out february 2027 um i don't know if this is actually going to make that date i could definitely see this getting
Steve-O: thing
IGOTTADUMP: Smart move.
IGOTTADUMP: This is probably going to be really good.
YouAllEverybody: I think it's going to be great.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.
YouAllEverybody: But I do think this is going to get pushed like, May. Because February is... There's Fable. I think Final Fantasy VII Revelations is in February, too.
YouAllEverybody: Or it's close enough. um Yeah. I don't know. It's...
YouAllEverybody: It's going good. And I love...
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah,
YouAllEverybody: And... end I mean, I'm not saying they were confident in this date until now, but it is so nice to see a game and then a few months later be like, oh, by the way, it's coming out in a few months.
YouAllEverybody: Like how how more of that, please. I'm a fan.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah i know.
YouAllEverybody: And then we got some news that they said, hey, by the way, we are making another a new Kratos game, which I can only really describe as as as a news for babies.
Steve-O: That's news for babies.
YouAllEverybody: News for babies. And what I mean by that is people just couldn't shut their fucking baby ass bitch mouth because they wouldn't stop crying that Kratos was a girl now, even though that's not not how any of this works.
YouAllEverybody: But they're like, can't believe it. I can't believe she's a girl. When are we going to get male Kratos? And then Cory Barlog has to come out and be like, guys, we're doing it.
IGOTTADUMP: Thank you.
YouAllEverybody: Don't fucking worry about it. We're just doing this other thing first. So they do one thing that I love, which is they said, hey, laufi's coming out in february 2077 that's less than a year between announcement and game release that's great news but then they're forced and in my opinion truly forced to do the problem which is to announce a game that is going to be fucking five years out i'm gonna play with a buttonless actually you know what you know
Steve-O: And you're going to play it with a buttonless controller, goddammit.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, hell yeah, man. I hate buttons. My fat fucking fingers can't touch them anymore.
YouAllEverybody: i'm gonna I think it's like a quarterly gag. I feel like every once a quarter, somebody unearths like a place a weird PlayStation controller um patent.
YouAllEverybody: You know, it's always there's always something weird.
Steve-O: yeah You're going to have no digital, only digital games, only digital buttons.
YouAllEverybody: There's always a weird controller kind of in place. And I appreciate the weird news. I like my buttons. Please don't get rid of my buttons.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. Hey, you know what? Next thing, we're going to get rid of the fucking box. Just think about it.
Steve-O: You know what? Go outside.
YouAllEverybody: Who's your brain? Go outside.
Steve-O: You know what?
YouAllEverybody: Oh.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, go touch grass, Devin.
Steve-O: That's and that's the next Kratos-led God of War game.
YouAllEverybody: Well.
Steve-O: It's you playing outside, pretending to be Kratos, mowing the lawn with your blades of chaos.
YouAllEverybody: Well, who is this?
IGOTTADUMP: Boy.
YouAllEverybody: Man, this sounds a little too much like ah a Nintendo type of comment, so I'm just going to go play outside. Be fun. No. I want to play Mario.
YouAllEverybody: Leave me alone. Oh, come on.
Steve-O: Let me go outside.
YouAllEverybody: no but like truly truly like uh that's very frustrating because it's like anybody with a pulse and a fucking working brain cell knows they're gonna make another kratos god of war but because they were just babies being babies cord barlog is forced to come out and be like guys don't worry about it we're doing it just so they calm down and it's just like i don't know man that is that is kind of like the um
Steve-O: Let me go outside and play Mario. Yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah.
Steve-O: Hmm.
Steve-O: I would kill him so dead because of that.
YouAllEverybody: what's what's the what's What's the word we always kind of talk about where it's just like, ah no, no, no, no.
Steve-O: Pander.
YouAllEverybody: It's like, we can't read. What's that word?
Steve-O: Um.
YouAllEverybody: Just like, yes, it's like media illiteracy.
IGOTTADUMP: Illiterate?
Steve-O: Oh, okay. Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Illiteracy?
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, yeah.
Steve-O: yeah
YouAllEverybody: It's like media litery illiteracy. Like, they just can't think about it for more than two seconds. They just go, well, she's a girl, so there's no guy Kratos. So, like, what are we going to do now?
YouAllEverybody: And it's like,
IGOTTADUMP: yeah
YouAllEverybody: youre Just use your fucking brain for two seconds and you'll just think about it.
IGOTTADUMP: That's pretty dumb.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, yeah. The media illiteracy is at an all-time high, I think, in the gaming space.
IGOTTADUMP: Okay.
YouAllEverybody: but Actually, in the movie space, too. It's basically, you type in, yeah, I think just everywhere.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, it's pretty bad there too.
Steve-O: I think in general space.
YouAllEverybody: But, like, it's just, the problem is you type something, you get fucking 40,000 retweets. And the next thing you know, you're making money off these tweets or you're posting to your thing.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, this blew up. Don't forget to join my fucking whatever. And I'm not saying that's awful, but it's just like that's what gets the clicks, right? The comment.
Steve-O: Rage bait is very strong.
YouAllEverybody: Rage bait, the shitty comment, you know.
Steve-O: Mm hmm.
YouAllEverybody: So i've i've ran I rant about the same thing probably once every like three weeks.
Steve-O: Kratos is going to fall down the stairs in that next game.
YouAllEverybody: I'll shut up. Yeah, but no, dude, so, I mean, listen, that' that's all I got.
IGOTTADUMP: Oh shit, fucking god, I'm trying to suck this bone out. Thanks. What? don't know.
YouAllEverybody: That's all I got for last two weeks. This a juicy, this is a packed two weeks, so we got through it. We got through it, man.
Steve-O: We got through it. You guys did great.
IGOTTADUMP: thanks
Steve-O: All right.
YouAllEverybody: it Steve, you, ah yeah, yeah we got we finally got home.
Steve-O: So Devin's Odyssey, you made it.
YouAllEverybody: You know, we ran into a giant baby.
YouAllEverybody: That was a bit concerning, but we got through it.
IGOTTADUMP: well
Steve-O: Did you have to change the giant baby's diaper?
YouAllEverybody: No, he just tried to or eat us. And then, and then we ran into the other one and then Chris got turned into pig.
Steve-O: Oh.
YouAllEverybody: So we had to fix that.
Steve-O: I like that. To go back to Odyssey.
IGOTTADUMP: And I kept screaming at Devin, turn me back.
Steve-O: Everybody just.
IGOTTADUMP: Turn me back.
Steve-O: The end of every scene.
IGOTTADUMP: It was better.
Steve-O: Just being a bunch of men. Running to the shore.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, well, you know, those big guys, when they were out hitting those boats, you know what that reminded me of, Steve?
YouAllEverybody: yeah
IGOTTADUMP: That reminded me of me of the pool when somebody's on one of those inflatable rafts and I flipped them over because that's what I would do. And i those guys were not in the wrong.
Steve-O: Relatable.
IGOTTADUMP: the big guys, I would have done the same thing.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: That was the 40k island they landed on.
IGOTTADUMP: Sorry. Sorry. Sorry, Devin.
YouAllEverybody: mean, maybe I would have talked to him.
Steve-O: The space marines.
YouAllEverybody: I would tried to talk to him first, but they're just like, no yeah I know, I know.
IGOTTADUMP: No, I know if you were the big guys, though, you'd flip those boats.
Steve-O: Oh, you'd flip those boats.
YouAllEverybody: But like, they're like, we're so hungry.
Steve-O: Just imagine just like little tiny people tried to like show up and, and yell at your children.
YouAllEverybody: They're like, fuck you.
IGOTTADUMP: See, we're back at the tiny people thing.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah. Also, ah those pigs are all practical.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I know.
YouAllEverybody: Animatronic and angles.
IGOTTADUMP: That's insane.
Steve-O: stupid question. Is that the second Island? Was that from the Odyssey?
YouAllEverybody: The pigs?
IGOTTADUMP: With the big guys?
Steve-O: The big guys.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, the giant.
YouAllEverybody: They're a race of giants.
IGOTTADUMP: That was supposedly the sea people.
Steve-O: So they go from cyclopses to giants.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, see, the sea people the the sea people were like the things they were worried about initially.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, they're they slowly, yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: but that was just anybody that came from the sea to conquer people.
Steve-O: Right, right.
IGOTTADUMP: But they, I think they were attributed to like myth, those giant people. So they did come into the, in the story, in the poem.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, they they have a big, long, hard to pronounce name.
Steve-O: OK.
YouAllEverybody: But.
Steve-O: Because like, damn, that's what they should be really worried about.
YouAllEverybody: They're called the Lash Trigonians, a tribe of monstrous cannibalistic giants ruled by king anti fan boy tease.
IGOTTADUMP: And you know,
Steve-O: They go flip your boat.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, dude.
IGOTTADUMP: Anti-fanboy?
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: That's where we got the name, Chris.
YouAllEverybody: A-M-T-I-F-H-A.
Steve-O: You never picked up on that.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, yeah. Come on. You didn't know that we were based off the epic poem?
IGOTTADUMP: Is this the Odyssey poem of some ancient obscure king that ate people?
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: Okay.
YouAllEverybody: That dude just...
Steve-O: It was John's idea.
YouAllEverybody: You know what?
IGOTTADUMP: Okay, oh, I get it, man.
YouAllEverybody: Odysseus' worst tour guide of all time.
Steve-O: oh
IGOTTADUMP: Oh, come on.
Steve-O: horrible.
YouAllEverybody: Who's worse? Who's worse, Chris?
Steve-O: Hey, I know ah I know a shortcut.
YouAllEverybody: Eric. Oh, I know another shortcut.
IGOTTADUMP: Check out this island.
YouAllEverybody: I mean, check out.
IGOTTADUMP: It's got big, beautiful fruit on it. Whoopsies.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, let's go on this island and eat some don't eat the steak. Oh, you ate the steak.
IGOTTADUMP: Whoopsies.
Steve-O: Whoopsies.
YouAllEverybody: Oops. Oh, let's go. Yeah, he's bad ideas. Bad ideas.
Steve-O: We're going to pass by a bunch of sexy ladies.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah.
Steve-O: Cover your ears with wax.
IGOTTADUMP: Let me... I'm going to listen, though, because this is going to be funny.
YouAllEverybody: yeah
IGOTTADUMP: It's just the jerky boys.
Steve-O: It's just a joke.
IGOTTADUMP: It's what the sirens were saying. it was like, hey, my name is Frank Rizzo.
YouAllEverybody: ah
IGOTTADUMP: I got hamstrings.
Steve-O: but
IGOTTADUMP: Biggest animals. I run through walls for you.
Steve-O: ah ah
IGOTTADUMP: I run through walls for you. I run through walls for you.
Steve-O: Oh God. No. Oh God. fake
IGOTTADUMP: R-I-Z-Z-O. Can't miss it.
Steve-O: ah So we'll be back next week when it's going to be a, a spinoff adventure where it's just John and he's going to be
YouAllEverybody: Next week, next time on Dragon Ball
YouAllEverybody: John, just talk about all the crushes his children have on blonde people.
IGOTTADUMP: yeah
Steve-O: My boy loves Tiffany Stratton. My girl loves Leon Kennedy.
IGOTTADUMP: What are those episodes in anime where they go on like vacation? Or it's...
Steve-O: Oh, it's OVA.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, uh, you mean talk about, Oh,
IGOTTADUMP: OVA. John is going to have an OVA.
Steve-O: The summer vacation where he's got to take his family.
YouAllEverybody: I thought OVA was original voice act.
Steve-O: No,
YouAllEverybody: Isakai? No. no
Steve-O: now OVA is um original video animation.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, yeah, yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
YouAllEverybody: Oh, it's a filler. It's a filler.
Steve-O: It's a fill it's a filler episode.
YouAllEverybody: Okay.
IGOTTADUMP: It's going to be a filler episode.
Steve-O: Yeah.
IGOTTADUMP: I mean, guys, we gotta we got pat it a little bit. We got to go on vacation, too. steve
Steve-O: I had a reservation. I'm going to the end.
IGOTTADUMP: Steve's going to the Andives.
IGOTTADUMP: And Dives.
YouAllEverybody: Yeah, so listen. i've didn't written This week is so busy, I didn't even realize Spider-Man's coming out this week.
IGOTTADUMP: Spid-a-me! Spid-a-me!
YouAllEverybody: Can't wait.
IGOTTADUMP: Spid-a-me!
YouAllEverybody: can't wait to act surprised when they introduce certain characters and I'm like whoa I had no idea she was playing that character that's so crazy don't
Steve-O: Whoa, what do you mean? Oh my goodness. That's crazy.
YouAllEverybody: watch the onslaught trailer man that's shit sick I'm cooked
Steve-O: little man anyhow
YouAllEverybody: you
IGOTTADUMP: Ha ha ha ha ha.
