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Savage City - Hibachi on Fire!

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Welcome to Savage City! Justin is running some Savage Worlds in a fantasy cyberpunky setting with Adam, Adrian, and Cass. They undertake a job to blow up a corporation's storage depot and disrupt the supply chain and corporate profits. But will it be so easy?

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Introduction and Character Setup

00:00:00
Speaker
I'm ready!
00:00:26
Speaker
Hey, hello, everybody. I said, hey, hello. Got the restart. Hello, everyone. Justin here. We're going to record some games that I'm going to be in charge of today. So anyway, we got Adam. Who are you playing, Adam?
00:00:40
Speaker
I'm, I forgot my voice. I'm playing a dwarf guy named Stoop Dusleg and he wears some purple and orange guards and armor with a full suit of armor and he has a metal
00:00:56
Speaker
Skull with black eyes that he wears is like a mask that protects his head and instills fear into his victims That's metal scary. It is metal. It's made of metal. I just said he said Pay attention, it's not your turn. Pay attention I don't care about the rules. Adrian, who are you in real life and who are you in the game? In real life I'm Evan and in the game I'm Adrian, but that might be the other way around.
00:01:28
Speaker
Adrian Steele said he doesn't know about life and so he just goes through it. But Aaron Steele is that he got a doctor together with his sister and now he's looking for a sister and he's kind of mad. And he has a sword. He has a sword? Okay.
00:01:53
Speaker
Um, and who the fuck else is there Cass? Who are you? Hi, I'm Cass and I play Snow Spear furry face. And she is a white tiger rakasha. And she is kind of, she's kind of like one of those people that she's kind of smart, but she,
00:02:18
Speaker
Is like a really good driver. So she's like, um, one of those drifter people that you see, but she's kind of sciencey too. So Tokyo drifter, she's a really good driver. She's a driver and such. Um, and for those of you who don't remember, uh, before we played as rockers, challenge or cat people. So she's a

Setting the Scene: Savage City

00:02:38
Speaker
white striped cat woman who's smart, I guess, and drives cars. Um, okay.
00:02:46
Speaker
She's a furry. We're not going to beat her up about it. We're just going to go over all of it. Anyways, we're playing Savage Worlds today. Didn't tell you that. We're playing a little sort of a little funky, a little cyberpunk fantasy world. We're going to mess around in here.
00:03:01
Speaker
And we're just going to get into it. You guys are in the name of the episode, the name of the show, Savage City. You're in a city called Savage City. It's a city and such. It's a big, it's got a big sort of, I guess, probably shitty looking on the outside box. It covers it because the world is kind of polluted and shitty. I missed how you GM'd, man.
00:03:25
Speaker
i just kind of uh have rough ideas in my head and i try and get them out the same same it's got like a big i say i say it really weird like i just forgot a big shitty box because yeah when i'm trying to think about it like
00:03:40
Speaker
It's like a mind-boggling thing I actually have in the real world. It's like a city completely boxed up. But, you know, we're gonna, you know, suspend your disbelief. There's a box over top of this city. It's got its own little atmosphere inside. It's still kind of shitty on the inside, too, because, you know, it's a city and all that, so it's gonna be all smoggy and disgusting, even though there's vents and shit.
00:03:58
Speaker
The richer parts of town got better ventilation and better atmosphere and air than the lower ends. Which gets where you guys are. The lower ends of town. Where everything sucks. And all the shit rolls downstream. Almost literally. Poop. Stay away from the part of town where it rolls upstream. The poop comes alive on the east end. And it goes upstream. Anyways, yeah, you guys are down.
00:04:24
Speaker
So you guys have various backgrounds on things. You've been doing wheeling, dealing jobs, and this, that, and the other thing in the world of the city that you're in. And you've been trying to get some money. You guys need money, right? You need the moolah, the casholas. I have a question. Yeah. Is the outside air breathable? Good question. Anyway, so you guys need money. Yes.
00:04:54
Speaker
Uh, uh, spoiler alert, uh, it's supposed to be not, yeah, but anyway, it's supposed to be not bridgeable outside. But yeah, so you guys,

Meeting Ollie and the Job Offer

00:05:01
Speaker
um, have this contact who kind of, who you can go to if you ever need, like, you know, uh, weapons or armor or jobs or things of this nature and that nature that are, you know, underground sort of illicit things or, you know,
00:05:14
Speaker
Uh, not things people like to have happened. Um, and, uh, he's in a location that I'm going to let you guys decide where, where, what kind of place do you go to? What's like the hub of like mercenaries and criminals and all sorts of people that, you know, do things under the radar in the city. I would love if we all are at a bar called what was called the tug and rock, the one we had in that one space episode.
00:05:44
Speaker
like the tug and grub or whatever. The grub and tug? The grub and tug? The grub and tug. What was the grub and tug in? I can't really remember. It was with Estras, but I don't know what it was called. Always Afterworld, that's right. The grub and tug was in Afterworld, right? Yeah, so we're at the grub and tug. We're going to go meet my contact Oli.
00:06:12
Speaker
Ollie's the guy you're gonna see? Yeah, I kind of like the name kind of like Ollie, but it's spelled like A-U-L-L-I-E, Ollie. What's Ollie's deal then, stoop? Ollie? He's a de- well, I only really trust the other dwarves here in Savage City, so he's a dwarven man like me, and he's very chipper. He's smiley all the time. It's kind of, I go see him a lot more than I need to because he kind of balances my gruff exterior.
00:06:41
Speaker
I was going to do Australian accent because we talked about making your guy Australian. I thought it'd be funny Australian dwarves, but now he's chipper. I got the voice now. He could be a chipper, Aussie. Who cares? I got a new voice I want to do now. God, he's chuffed his tits. So, okay. So you guys, here's another thing. Do you guys, as I've said, this is kind of a hub where all people, you kind of go, they're looking for either, in Evan's case, looking for somebody or trying to take the information.
00:07:12
Speaker
So do you guys want to, you've at least seen each other around? Do you want to know each other at all? Name, basis? Just you've seen each other? What do you think everybody's deal is? Together. I feel like we haven't met each other yet. I'm fine with that, yeah. Good. Have you seen each other around, you think? I've definitely seen them. Probably. I bet we drink at the same bar a lot. We just haven't spoken. Okay. Sounds good. All right. I drink my drinks through a straw through my mask.
00:07:45
Speaker
So Evan and snow spear have you guys Get a call or a text or whatever from this guy Ollie who says he's got a he's got a job for you guys and And stoop your your old buddy called up. He's like he says he calls you and says the same thing See

Planning the Mission

00:08:01
Speaker
all three. He gives you all three at the same time to arrive There so you get there at that time and is that time is now and you're all walking in to the grub and tizug
00:08:14
Speaker
And that's music. McTug. Did you say yes? I just know Adam typed Ollie Oxenfree in the chat. That's his name. Did you say that on Ollie? No, I just typed it in the chat. Ollie's last name was Oxenfree. I'm glad I drew attention to that. Ollie Oxenfree. Great. All right, so you guys show up at the same time. Ollie's, as we said, a bar slash club slash
00:08:42
Speaker
Prostitution den because of the tug part of it And uh, they're called sex workers you moron. It's your week on the glory hole So many times you're weak on the glory hole as we hear that you're coming in you see you see slag it's like a Thor walking by It's your week on the glory hole. He's gotta get in there. Okay? Oh, he said that does working Damn, I was so much like authority there
00:09:10
Speaker
when you go back in there, I'm off for a week. Oh, damn. I guess I'll be back on Sunday. So you guys go. There's a corner of the place that Ollie hangs out in and a little table. And you see him there. He's a little, he's a little dwarf and guy has got like, just like a short crop of red hair, a little, little red goatee. And he's, he's got like a little, a green doublet on and a
00:09:33
Speaker
on a green vest and white sleeves rolled up and shit, and he's sitting there with a load drinking his hand, he's tapping to the music, and you three walk in at the same time, and he goes, hey, you got, how the heck are you? Oh, Stoop, how you doing, buddy? About to sign. Great, glad to hear it, my guy. And then we got, you're, he points to you snow spirits, you're the snowy face, right?
00:10:00
Speaker
Snow spear, but you can call me Snow. Okay, that's great. I love it. I'm into it. And then we got Evan. I know Evan. I've seen you rocking around town with that with that freaking katana of yours, buddy. You're freaking crushing it out there. Yeah, so I got not much time. So what's this about?
00:10:19
Speaker
I get it, you're a busy guy, got a lot to do. You know, we're all busy. Here's the thing. So I know you all guys all, you know, whatever reasons you're looking for work around here, you know, I just might not really be the thing you are looking for per se, but just hear me out. We've got a little bit of some, you know, you could, you could look at it two ways. You could call it attacking the system, you know, taking down the corporate powers that, you know, kind of,
00:10:45
Speaker
you know shove everybody down in the dirt kind of thing or you could call it domestic terrorism. I like to say we are just you know doing good things in the world. So here's uh we got a call this some other corporation uh once another corporation
00:11:03
Speaker
to have a little accident, an oopsie daisy at one of their storage depots out in the shit, which is the shit's what they call outside of the city. Right, right, right, of course. Yeah, out there in the shit, there's a storage depot out there along the railways that some other guys want to be done to those. And I thought, boy, who else to do some cool shit like this?
00:11:31
Speaker
All these three motherfuckers in front of me, huh? Ollie, I know you can't tell right now, but I'm smiling a little under my mask. I know you'd be into taking down some corporate scummels. Hey, the pay is good. You know it's good. You know I'm always down to take down some bad guys. What do you say, Evan? What company are they from?
00:11:58
Speaker
Well, I obviously they can't disclose who you're who's the whose people getting given this job But I can't tell you you're gonna be taken down mega lux Corpse, well, they're one of their little stash houses out there Okay, I have some pieces for them. That's that's fine for me.
00:12:19
Speaker
And perfect, man. All right. Um, so yeah, here's,

Acquiring Explosives and Preparation

00:12:22
Speaker
here's the deal. Uh, you're going to get outside the city. Um, so as you guys know, it's, it's kind of fucking hard to get out there. Not really hard. It'll be hard if you're taking a bomb across. So I don't know if you guys want to try and fandangle a bomb outside of the place. Um, stay long in here. I'll get hard and we don't want that. That's fucking gross, mate. That's fucking gross and inappropriate. We're doing business here, you fucking cretin. Speak for yourself.
00:12:27
Speaker
Oh
00:12:50
Speaker
You guys are freaking wild. Anyway, so yeah, you gotta get you gotta get across, you know the the wall And you gotta get out there I don't it doesn't they didn't say if there's anybody working this place I don't know if you guys got clones about blowing up some stiffs working up joint. I mean, maybe it's just maybe it's automated Maybe it's I don't know that's up to you guys to figure out and decide it's not my business However, get it done as long as there's a pile of rubble at the end of the day. We're all happy And you guys ever been outside the city before
00:13:22
Speaker
I don't know, have I? Like once or twice. Okay. Well. Not often. Then you at least, Snoop, you got a fricking quit hitting the old Aspartanian ales from Aspartania. Yeah, well, obviously that's where they're from, Ollie.
00:13:41
Speaker
Yeah, but why cuz you don't even know if you've left the city or not you freaking nut. I mean, I love it, but You know, you know how long it takes me to train the jump from rooftops in this heavy-ass Abba Sometimes I fall and I forget things. All right, right. I'm not gonna tell you not to be yourself So I mean, I like whatever you got going on. I love it. I'm here for hey Hey, apparently apparently this fucking knob over here likes playing you're beating himself. You know what? I mean? I
00:14:08
Speaker
Who doesn't honestly anyway enough about our Johnson's more about the job at hand So yeah, you gotta get outside the city once you're out there I don't know how Prevalent they are but you know I we hear a lot of me pricing on the news at least guys that haven't been out there the Saurians are pretty heavy out there and a lot of them sort of banded together and sort of like We could calm gangs and so forth so you might need to look out for them and or
00:14:34
Speaker
get explosives from them. That might be a good way to get some explosives outside the city. Or you can find some contacts here and try and smuggle them out. I don't know. Also, you might need a vehicle. I don't know if any of you guys got cars. But that was all up to you guys. Whatever you want to do, I'm just here to tell you the deets, you know?
00:14:52
Speaker
Ollie. Ollie. Yeah. Hey. Listen, we go through this every time. Just give me the bullet points. All right. Just summarize it real quick so it's easier for me to remember. All right, my brother. You're going out there. They're just off the old interstate I-72. I don't know if there's still road signs out there, but they said it's on Pinkernuckle Road.
00:15:19
Speaker
I'm sorry, was that Pinkernuckle or Pinkernuckle? Pinkerninkle? Right, Pinkerninkle. Oh, this guy that wrote this? That one, because that would have been a travesty. It's on the railroad tracks. I'm sure if you'll see, really, I mean, if you see a Megalux storage depot out there, just blow it up. And I mean, if it's not the right one, at least one got blown up.
00:15:46
Speaker
I find it fucking crazy that they got storage units outside the box. Oh, well, I mean, shit, man, things gotta go from between boxes, you know? You don't have some crazy money up

Bypassing the Checkpoints and Escape

00:15:58
Speaker
there. I can do that kind of stuff. Yeah. Yeah, anyway, whatever. Either way, that's what you gotta do. That's the deal. So enjoy. Right. Anything else you guys want from me? Yeah. Yo, Slagathor, where'd you go?
00:16:14
Speaker
I didn't see her leave. She said she's on vacation for a week. Yeah, I know. I thought maybe I could catch her on the way out. It's fine. Once she clocks out, you know her. She's freaking out of here. Yeah. Clocks out, cocks out, right? Clocks out, cocks in for her. Back in your pants and away from me, she says. What dudes are working tonight?
00:16:35
Speaker
Uh, I think I seen no old Slippy over there. All right. I'm gonna go see how it's Slippy. I'll be right back. Later. He loves, he loves that guy anyway. Uh, yeah, you guys got any questions for me there? And the other two use, huh? Uh, no. Um, just fucked it off over there and see you later for an ID and I'll just leave. Things are about to get fucked, but you do you buddy.
00:17:03
Speaker
Um, so I have a car. So do I just like bring it and you can Like load the explosive in or where? Where do we pick them up? Well, you got it. That's that's all you go. Oh, yeah, I forgot you guys I get so excited, you know about this stuff. Good thing. Oh, you're here and talking more business with me I got this he pulls out a little envelope. He's like, here's here's a here's a 1.5
00:17:31
Speaker
I forgot I was going to call the money in this world Ziggy's. Here's 1.5 Ziggy's or Zig's. And for anything you might need to slip through anybody's hands or anything or buy in bombs or whatever you need to do, that's your stipend from the company.
00:17:48
Speaker
Thank you. I think I, uh... I think I've got someone that I can contact for this. Thanks, uh... Ollie. And she'll turn and walk out. See you later. Kinda creep me out a little bit. Ollie, can you fucking believe it? Apparently you have to book an appointment now, it's slippy. He's been getting a lot of... clawlers I've been seeing lately.
00:18:15
Speaker
I mean, I was his first, and now I can't even get an appointment today. What the fuck? He's big-timing, yeah? I mean, I'm proud. I'm happy for him, but goddamn, I just... I'm just gonna have to pour some ice down me, Arma.
00:18:30
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, yeah. Gotta do what you gotta do. I would say polish one off before you go out and get the head clear. Get that push. You know how long it takes me to get this shit off? Oh. I have to just do it mentally. You gotta, like, take it off at night, don't you? Go to bed. Well, it just depends on how tired I am. Yeah. All right. Well, I gave, uh, old snowy face the, uh, stipend from the company. Uh, I'll text all you guys to the other numbers so we can get in contact whenever we're ready to leave. I kind of forgot that, too.
00:19:00
Speaker
I'm distracted myself. Slippy's been running around here all day with his assless chaps on. Yeah, it's quite distracting. He knows what he's about. Yeah, he's shooting to be on the cover of Oz Chop Monthly. Anyways, Slippy there. With an ass like that, wise men will follow it. Oh, you betcha on fucking brisket. That's all I got for you, Stoop. Good luck on this shit. Be careful out there.
00:19:28
Speaker
Wait a minute. Did you call three of us because we're supposed to be doing this together and whatnot? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, fuck. I should probably go figure out which direction those kinds went then. Yeah, yeah. I know you're not usually a team's player kind of guy. You're usually a solo fellow, but a company wanted a team and I figured, hey, stupid needs some money. I know you needed some money, so this is a big payment. You should be here. I spent it all on me armor. I'm broke now. Yeah. That's an investment, I would say, right, buddy?
00:19:56
Speaker
Yeah, sure is. I've been shot one too many times in the ass. I'm not going to be on Ash Chop monthly, that's for sure. Oh, thanks. Sorry to hear that, buddy. Unless you're into some grizzled meats anyway. Um, thanks again, Ollie. Always nice to see you. Pretty smile. Back at you, bud. Right. Cause you can't see it. Yeah. Anyway, bye Ollie. Later.
00:20:21
Speaker
Just look out and go out and see if I can see where the fuck the cat went. She stands out, I guess. Yes, where you at? For us too, Evan, you left first. Where'd you go whenever you fucked off, Evan?
00:20:32
Speaker
I leave but then I think that I probably should go back and ask Snowface as well. She has some wheels so I'm waiting outside at some wall and just waiting for her to come out. All right so yes she does she comes out like a minute later and there you are Snow coming out of the door.
00:20:55
Speaker
All right. And, oh, hello. I just thought that I don't really have a car of my own. Do you have one per chance? Yeah, it's parked right over here, actually. Okay. How about we drive it together? Then I don't need to run. Yeah. Should we wait for the other guy? Don't we don't need to?
00:21:26
Speaker
Well, I know where to find some explosives, so I'm gonna have to contact my explosives supplier, so, you know. Can you maybe talk a little louder, my ears are kind of robotic and they seem to be having like some malfunction.
00:21:51
Speaker
i'm sorry i'm just a cat i don't uh i don't talk very loud unless i'm in heat unless i'm in in battle mode and then i'm like all right bitch oh really no okay that's not all the time yeah but only sometimes only sometimes okay so
00:22:16
Speaker
You do the contact thing and I'll hop in your car. Is that right? That sounds good. Are we going to wait for the other guy or no? Like I said, it doesn't really seem like the best guy, but if you really want to wait. And Stoop comes out. Oh, speak of the devil.
00:22:39
Speaker
That's what they call me, ma'am. Depends on what part of town you're in. If you're in the place where the shit streams upward, that's where they say. That's the worst kind of place. Yeah. That's not my favorite. Well, at least we can all agree on that. Are you going to ride with us? Well, it sure beats Hoven and I suppose a, um, a grapple hooks in the shop. So.
00:23:07
Speaker
And by that I mean I broke it and I don't know how to fix it. Well my car is over here so... Which one's your car? What's it look like?
00:23:17
Speaker
It's this blue civic over here. This episode of Rope Players brought to you by Honda. We're like the year 2235, so you got like a 2229 Honda Civic. We had to think of a good name for it. It's a Honda Civic Duty.
00:23:39
Speaker
Yeah, civic duty will do that. I was trying to think of something fast, but I totally just couldn't think of anything really off the top of my head. Like a Jetta or like a Lamborghini. I think a Honda Civic would be pretty funny. But kind of like on Fast and the Furious where it's like all like fucking rice burner down shit. You got like a little spoiler in the back.
00:24:04
Speaker
Oh yeah. A hundred percent. And it's black or no, it's blue. And it's got like a black spoiler with a, the black racing stripes. And, um, it's got like the light that goes underneath that, you know, flashes. Yeah. Does the, does the spoiler say Bruce Willis was dead the whole time on the sixth sense? No, it says meow. Yeah, it says meow. It was sick. Right. You got that.
00:24:34
Speaker
Thank you. All right, well, I'll ride Miss Daisy in the back, I suppose. Yeah. How do I, wait, and I keep trying to, trying the door. Wait, do you have to unlock it? Wait, do you get in and it unlocks? How do I? I already unlocked it.
00:24:57
Speaker
Now why am I too stupid to open a dumb thing? You pull the handle. Maybe the big color of your pressing on your brain. You know, maybe my big dick will press on your...
00:25:12
Speaker
Nevermind. Nevermind, I'm just fine. I got the door. She'll get in and start the car up and he goes, mmm, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah,
00:25:37
Speaker
Okay, so you go drive over to wherever your wherever your friend is that you see your contact. Yeah Okay Drive there. Yeah, what kind of what kind of tunes you got in this thing? Um, do you have some of those k-pops?
00:25:54
Speaker
It's fucking classical music. She loses a classical. So like Queen? Is that considered classical in the year 2200? No, like Beethoven and Chopin and all that. So like what we consider classic now, okay? Yes. I was gonna say here, baby.
00:26:20
Speaker
We'll be right back with some more classical music on classical 29.3. I'm done with this. Every time a beat hits on the stereo, there's a light on the inside that flashes with the beat. You got a little Microsoft Windows. You'll hear this boom, boom, and then the light goes boom, boom.
00:26:48
Speaker
Yeah, that's uh, that's not say one of the... I love starting. I love starting new missions with a seizure. I don't know. Say, uh, say, uh, hey, uh, samurai guy. Hmm. What's, uh, what's your stake in the, uh, in the mission there?
00:27:17
Speaker
Uh, you know, um, the company that we are about to assault, they have taken something that is very precious to me. And after taking something from them, I'll also going to get that back or belongs to me and fuck them over. Is that terrible people? Why?
00:27:44
Speaker
Um, that's my business funnel. I don't really know you. So it's, what's your deal. I just met you. Well, I mean, the long and short of it is, um, I spent all my money on this bitch and armor and I, uh, you know, need some more money to spend on some more bitch and stuff kind of bitch and stuff.
00:28:08
Speaker
Well, like I said, my grappling hook's kind of broke, so I'm a little disappointed in that. So that's kind of a bummer. I mean, probably that. I don't really think too far, honestly. I'm kind of just like a single track minded kind of person. I'm mostly just looking to...
00:28:29
Speaker
bring some assholes to justice and make this shitty ass town a little less shitty, you know? Yeah. I think we can agree on that so far. Right. You know, just make the town a little less shitty. So, um, you know, maybe at least we can put whatever steeper differences we got aside and, uh, you know, we can just share a love of fucking up bad people in Savage City. What do you say? No, it's, I, I give you a handshake on that.
00:28:58
Speaker
Yeah, well, I can't really feel it because my gloves are pretty thick. So, um, just pretend it's still a count. Yes. But listen, I don't do too well with people. So, um, you know, just don't do I, but if you have my back, I'll try to have your back. Well, let's make a deal then between me, you and the snow cat here. All right. We only fuck up people who deserve it. Okay.
00:29:23
Speaker
Cuz if you if anybody's gonna Well, there are but you know, we can't just be executioner to everybody that just looks at us the wrong way That's not how I do things around here I've been I've been fucking up baddies for at least six months now and I gotta tell you Sometimes you end up exacting justice on the wrong people Well, I'm really only after a company so Don't have to worry about that. All right
00:29:50
Speaker
I'm just saying, you know, what, what I may be, may be brutal, but I don't want to do it on just anyone. What do you say Snowy? You think that you can get past that? Yeah, I, I'm okay. Yeah. You seem like really chill. You know, I try to just be pretty lax most of the time.
00:30:20
Speaker
I think it works. Smells like weed in here. Oh, shit. My bad. No, I'm just guessing that's why you're pretty chill. Oh, well, I mean, if you want some, I'll share.
00:30:39
Speaker
No, I need a clear mind. That's how you make mistakes if you're me. More for me. Yeah. Well, you know, I used to partake too much in the aspartame of booze and, uh, you know, you make mistakes. Um, yeah. Yeah. You're about to say something.
00:31:08
Speaker
They told you it's that weed, man. I know. I, uh, I forgot what I was going to say. I was thinking of going to see my buddy, uh, boom, tick tock. He's, uh, that's, that's his nickname. Um, he, he's my explosive supplier. Well, let me know. Yeah. If it makes our delivery a little better, that's fine. I'm just gonna.
00:31:35
Speaker
You know, the costume kind of attracts a lot of good and bad attention. So I'll just kind of stay in the car. Yeah, it might be better if I just go by myself because he doesn't know you guys and he's kind of paranoid about everyone and he loves me. So I'll go and I'll go and talk to him for us and maybe he'll give us a good deal. He's okay. Watch outside then.
00:32:06
Speaker
I mean, isn't everybody? I mean, not really. You know, my cheeks get a little puffy if I get too close. Hmm, I'll remember that. Yeah, I will too, mate. Don't you fucking worry about it. Okay, yeah, so you pull up, you pull up to Boom TikTok's little garage or whatever he works out of. What's Boom TikTok look like?
00:32:36
Speaker
Um, I'd say he's kind of like the equivalent of, um, the fucking, what's that motherfucker's name from Sonic? The old, the, I can't remember his name right now. Dr. Robotnik. Thank you. But like a skinny version of him. That's how I see it in my brain.
00:32:59
Speaker
Yeah. Oh, fuck. I completely forgot that they... Oh, I haven't watched it yet, I guess. So I haven't watched the new versions of them yet. So that's... So yes, we'll say Jim Carrey but bald. Okay, great. Yeah. Was he bald in the movie? Yeah. I think he started out with how everything went bald in the first movie.
00:33:20
Speaker
I want to watch like half the first one. Okay. Anyway, that's what I see. Cool. Well, you'll see. Yeah, I just want to know for you there. So you pull up to his thing. He's got a garage and his little door inside and you're going to tell everybody to stay in the car and you're going to go out or go in. Yep. Cool. All right. So you go to his door. As you know, it's always locked. Oh yes. And so I'll knock. You hear like a little, uh, he has a little camera above you. Pan to you and you hear a little speaker.
00:33:50
Speaker
Uh, who the fuck is it? Hey. It's me. It's Snow Spear. Snow Spear what? Free face. You know who I am, boom. What is your birthday?
00:34:10
Speaker
That's a trick question. Our first days are a figment of our imaginations. Oh, okay, shut up, that's you. And you hear the door go click. And then you know there's a... And she'll walk in and see whatever you got going on. There's a hallway and it has like a big metal type kind of thing.
00:34:38
Speaker
You know the drill, snowy face. Hold still. Fine. What kind of weapons do you have, by the way? Oh, you have a rifle, that's right. Do you have it on you or do you leave it in your car? Yeah. Oh, I probably left it in the car. All right, uh, coming through. I'll walk through. Hey, Boom. Hey, how are ya?
00:35:07
Speaker
Oh, I'm okay. How are you doing? Oh, I'm frickin' great now that you're here. Oh, good. So, hey, um, I got this job and I was wondering if you could, like, help me with it, maybe? You see, he gets distracted, he's looking at his little, his screen of cameras, he's like, who the fuck are those guys in your car? Not just right in the camera, right? Don't worry about it. Did he fucking know I'm looking at him? Who is that guy?
00:35:36
Speaker
Probably. Don't worry about it. They're on my team of co-workers. Just don't worry about it. It'll be alright. Okay, well... What do you need? Explosives. I don't know why I asked. That's all I do. What size do you need?
00:35:59
Speaker
Um, enough, uh, for, for this, and she'll like put the, the one and a half Ziggy's on the counter. I'm like, as much as this can, can buy me. He flips through the little stack. I love the smell of Ziggy's have been in the strippers assholes. Hmm. Don't we all. He opens the drawer, puts it in the drawer underneath the desk. Oh, that could get you quite a bit.
00:36:29
Speaker
What are you blowing up with that kind of fire power? That's kind of a secret. But don't worry, it's for a good cause. Oh, aren't they all? Well, let's go back to the old showroom, shall we?
00:36:50
Speaker
Sure. He kicks his little cherries on, rolls across the room, beep, beep, beep, beep, presses a couple buttons on the door. It comes open and you see like a big, like the whole area is like, it's like a shitty garage, like outside and inside. And then this area is like fricking like shiny white walls and like the floor is like freaking like polished and shit. Like you can eat off of it. And there's like walls and walls of shelves of all kinds of different explosives and shit and giant crates and all that stuff.
00:37:16
Speaker
So, he jumps out of his chair. You're looking for 1.5 zigawatts of bums, huh? Yeah. I guess you're going to need to be blowing up something pretty hefty with that. Yeah, it's mostly for demolition. Oh, all right. Well, I'm going to guess you're going to need a few different ones maybe to place at particular points to demolitionize whatever you're demolitionating.
00:37:46
Speaker
I think I've got enough here. He pulls like a big case out to, uh, that's something that's rubbing the level, uh, whatever you need to level, uh, I'll put it on this, uh, cart and we can take it out to you or where you can take it. I'm not going outside. No, I'll, I'll, I'll bring the cart back in after I'm done. Fantastic. Have fun.
00:38:30
Speaker
She'll take it out to the car and bring the cart back in. Thanks again, Boom. I'll see you again soon. And she'll turn around and take her tail and swipe it across his face as she walks out. When you go out there, can you flip my Do Not Disturb sign to the outward facing position?
00:38:38
Speaker
Thanks boom and she like wings at him if you give her like a fucking like a like a Home Depot cart
00:38:57
Speaker
uh sure thank you i'm gonna be on a little break for about one to one and a half minutes okay one point twenty-one zig-a minutes
00:39:13
Speaker
She'll get back in the car and I got the package. Guys, we should be good. So do we. Right, Evan? What? We got the packages too, right, Evan? Oh, we got the whole packages. I was talking about our cocks. I was making a joke about our cocks. Yeah, I'm aware. No, right. I was just making sure that we're all on the same page. Sorry, Snail, you were saying?
00:39:44
Speaker
Where should we go next? Should we go ahead and do the job or should we get a plan going maybe? I'll be honest, I was like half listening because I don't usually take like jobs. So I just know we're blowing someone up somewhere. Could someone please fill me the fuck in? So we're going to this place and we are placed explosives there and blow the thing up.
00:40:13
Speaker
But to come up with a further plan, we should first arrive there and see what the situation looks exactly.
00:40:23
Speaker
Like, is that okay for me to say, Snow? I guess I will have to see them first before I can say yes or no. All right, fine. I'll try to slap him and see if he can, like, dodge it. Don't you fucking touch me. I want to roll a fight against you. You trying to fight me? What you missed?
00:40:52
Speaker
Well, that's a four. Well, a four is only a success on shooting. Oh, right, right. I forgot. I have a nine parry, brother. Just like deflect it and I hold your fucking wrist. I'm like, don't you fucking touch me again, boy. I'm going to keep this fucking thing.
00:41:16
Speaker
I'm gonna use it the joke myself off, man. I'm gonna choke my head back. That's only for my choking tip. I told you I got that package. It's only for my package. What were you striking me for anyway, mate? You fucking weirdo.
00:41:39
Speaker
You're both beautiful. Let's, uh, let's go. And she like starts the car and heads out. It's all right. It's fine. All right. So you guys are going to the, to drive out of the city. Cool. Um,
00:42:06
Speaker
I guess I think the fact that we've had a brothel in our in our show now has made me think like I'm just gonna keep making it progressively dirty Yeah, we always kind of told the lot of this world's baby Yes, I'm a troll just really brought it out of here I'm just we've always kind of towed the line of like naughty but then Bravo team happened and then savage rolls really just you know did the thing and Just like this. I mean, you're welcome You know, we're just gonna get worse
00:42:33
Speaker
He likes his own cock, you know, he likes other dicks and he likes his own So I'm gonna say why don't you guys all make a little notice roll for me
00:42:51
Speaker
I need to roll not so well. Evan's just listening to the classical. Oh. All right, so. I rolled a five and she rolled a 10. Stoop and snow, you guys are, snow in particular, you're really like, oh shit, because you're driving maybe. You're noticing that since she loaded those explosives into the trunk, that the back end's really low to the ground, really dragging. When you hit over some bumps, it goes, and shit. So it's like really noticeable you got something heavy in the back of your car. Shit. So do with that, what you, what you will.
00:43:22
Speaker
How far away are we? I, I don't, I don't know. Uh, a couple miles maybe. Eh, it'll be fine. Are you asking to get out of the city or to get to the location? Oh, isn't the location what we're blowing up? Yes, but it's outside of the city. So you gotta get out of the city first. Right. Well, how far to, um, Oh, there's probably like a checkpoint or something, eh?
00:43:51
Speaker
They're probably not just gonna let anybody leave the fucking city. Can I do maybe like a, um, I don't know what it would be. Like a, like a common knowledge roll to see like if I would know anything about like what some of those checkpoints or guard spots might look like. Hell yeah, brother. I didn't give myself a lot of knowledge because my name is literally stupid, but like, you know, I figured maybe I could try to remember. At least gotta know about the city you live in probably. I mean, we'll find out.
00:44:21
Speaker
I thought 11 baby, they got, they got like some strict customs and some like, you know, chickens and they do and things like that. And you feel like probably if you're loaded down with some bombs, they're not going to be too, they're going to be a little, little, little, uh, skeptical of what you're doing. Um, how far would you say, since you're kind of the proprietor of this world, um, how far would you say my,
00:44:52
Speaker
Uh, what's the word i'm looking for like my renown would be since i've started my vigilante exploits like in the city Let me look and see if I can make you roll for that like I only gave myself like like a half a year on it because like, you know Since we're like starting at level one. I figure like i'm not a fucking pro but you've got a good intimidation level once you roll intimidation and see how well you're even intimidating people and crooks and criminals and bad guys and things and
00:45:16
Speaker
Sure. I really want this to succeed. So, um, are we starting with the usual amount of Benjamins? Cause I'm going to use one of them. All right. Go. Well, well, a four is a success. You know, fours are successes in Savage world. So I mean, like that's what you're shooting for. At least people know of you. I don't know if they, how much they care, but I guess they know of you with a four.
00:45:44
Speaker
Yeah. Well, that's fine. That's kind of, I just, I think I'm just kind of curious, like where I might've gone that maybe I think that somebody might recognize me or at least maybe they, or at least they've heard of the skull mask guy, the silver skull. That's probably what people call him. I almost made Jim Carrey go, is this a fucking silver skull in the backseat of that car? Yeah. Cause I think like, that's why he wears the mask is not just for protection, but because it's noticeable and people are just like, oh fuck, you know? So, um, okay, that's good to know. Um, all right, listen.
00:46:15
Speaker
Before I continue, how many people do you think would you say that I would know that they typically have at those checkpoints?
00:46:22
Speaker
You know, usually it's a chemist like this, the first little leg is usually just like automated, it's almost like a toll boost kind of thing, you just drive through and they probably like scan or something or do like a weight checker. But you know that probably since you're, you're dragging ass, somebody's gonna probably stop you and you'll at least have to talk to like one person and like maybe someone might pull you guys aside or something in the very least, you know, probably at least like, you know, anywhere from five to a dozen people probably working.
00:46:48
Speaker
Not in the same exact spot, but like spread out to where they if they needed to they could all converge if they wanted to or somebody now All right Snow, I don't mean this in any sort of disrespectful way, but your arses dragon you got too much junk in your trunk
00:47:03
Speaker
I just noticed as well. I do have a secret bunker over here that I use to basically keep an eye on things secretly.
00:47:20
Speaker
We can stash it here now until we scope out the place. We can maybe bring it over small portions at a time. Maybe find a hiding spot on the other side on the outside of the city. Evan, you're kind of cute. Why don't you go dance for him or something?
00:47:51
Speaker
Is that not your thing or, um, do you do a little shimmy? Yeah, do a little shimmy there, Evan. Maybe you can distract him or something. Give a little shoulder. Yeah. How do you feel about doing some shoulder, Evan? Uh, give me some shoulder. Yeah. Give them some shoulder, you know, like you can distract them so we can drive in. You're a cute guy. I guess, but only if we do it together. Well, they're not going to fucking get, get a boner with me.
00:48:21
Speaker
But should I get a laugh out of you? That's also as good. Oh no, that's not what this mask represents there, mate. It's not supposed to invoke laughter. It's supposed to invoke fear.
00:48:34
Speaker
Oh, all right. Um, I'm just saying, like, you know, you know what? Actually, I got a better idea. I don't mean to demean you, Evan. I just thought maybe, you know, you might have some moves. It was from my own entertainment. Sorry. Here's what I suggest. We single out one of the guards and then we just beat the shit out of him until he tells us how to get through the checkpoint.
00:48:58
Speaker
But isn't that going against what we just said about not using violence? Yeah, there was a few idea. No, I didn't say we couldn't use violence. What I said was to make sure that we exact justice on the right people. Well, how about we just stash the stuff now for, you know, at my place? And, you know, these guys are preventing us from even going out. Who the fuck knows what's out there? You know, and they work for the corporations anyway. So as far as I'm concerned, they can fuck right off. That's a good point.
00:49:28
Speaker
unless they show me otherwise these cops have been bad guys in my opinion not gonna kill him i'm gonna make him wish they were dead what we could do is we could maybe you know get one of the ideas you got uh go into the place and get like some
00:49:55
Speaker
Let's see if they have some kind of key or card which they can open the gates.
00:50:03
Speaker
But there's still going to be people there might. So we're going to have to, you know what, actually I've got an idea. That's actually a good point. Why don't we go do a little bit of recon near maybe one of their guard stations. You guys can snatch one of them and then I'll go cause a bit of a distraction and maybe pull the guards away from the gate and then loop back around and then hop in the car. Bada bing, bada boom. We go out. Fuck those boys. They can go out there and investigate some explosions or, you know, I don't, maybe some guy bleeding in the street. I don't know.
00:50:34
Speaker
I like that plan a lot better. Yeah. All right, I just got to go stir up some trouble. So let's get close and then go see if we can't find a guard spot to go and rifle through. Oh, that's too good. All right, so you guys follow the sign to say
00:50:55
Speaker
I guess they could call it just border. So you see signs leading towards border exit, border entry, blah, blah, blah, whatever. And you get kind of near, you can see it like down the street from you guys where you might want to do your jumping out or whatever stoop. Yeah, well, I'd probably get out right about here and go and see if I can't find some ruffians that neither are skipped. All right, I'll be back in in chief.
00:51:24
Speaker
Okay. And then we'll go over to that station. That sounds like a plane. All right. So stupid gal a car. Yeah, I get out dwarf style stubby. What's that look like?
00:51:43
Speaker
Like I turn I turn my little legs I turn both towards the car exit and then hop out all at once Also, I'm wearing, you know some some heavy shit and I've got a shield hanging off my back and it's a little heavy So, you know, I just got to get out gingerly as to not scratch the car, you know, it's not my property. I don't want to dent it. I
00:52:09
Speaker
I'm very mindful of the fewest property. Yeah, she hasn't shown me she's a bad guy yet, but if she's a bad guy, then I'll fuck up her car. Okay, so yeah, you get out of the car, they start scooting off. What do you do out there, stoopy? I'm just gonna go where, you know, I think, you know, maybe some dickheads are hanging out and just see if I can't get them all right off. Uh, do I guess a notice roll then, bucky boy?
00:52:38
Speaker
That's a 10. A 10? Oh, boy. Yeah, you see like, coupled with your previous knowledge of the border policies and things, you know, there's usually like some guys hanging around that usually like hand out, you know, fake papers and shit to get people through, which I guess you could have used, but you're like, fuck those guys and give people fake papers. That's a crime. Yeah, that's crime. I mean, not that we're not about to do crime, but it's a good kind of crime. This is, you know,
00:53:05
Speaker
Who knows there might be sending people out into been too out there outside the box. So you see You see I'm gonna say there's a an aquarium guy drinking. He's drinking a cup of water Wearing like, you know some some baggy clothes and there's a what else we got elf there's an elf and fella next to him it's like greasy hair and Like, you know all kind of face tattoos and shit and he's like man fucking all right. He smoked a cigarette
00:53:39
Speaker
So anyway, you see those guys stand there you uh, at least gonna see you recognize they're probably uh, they got like a little a little lock box under their little table they're sitting at Can I
00:53:54
Speaker
Can I try to walk in from the shadows and I'm going to make a lot of ruckus. I'm going to step really heavily and draw my sword out and ignite it. I say ignite it, but it's more so like it just starts to glow like a hue when it's unsheathed. It's like this.
00:54:15
Speaker
Blade that has like this long blade that has like a purple hue around it and there's orange insignias all over the blade and runes So it's gets very noticeable and darkness So I'm just gonna like whip that out and just walk into the shadows. Just walk. No, no No, I'm just like walking through the shadows to make it kind of like extra spooky as I step out of them
00:54:33
Speaker
Because I'm trying to make it theatrical. I did forget to say when you're describing a city, it is pretty gloomy in there because they have artificial lights and skylights, but it doesn't really work too well. It's pretty gloomy in general, especially with buildings towering over you and shit. You can creep through. I'm going to pull out my shield and tap my sword on it. I think maybe that's something he does to let people know that he's there to scare them.
00:55:03
Speaker
I was originally gonna say he knocks on his helmet, but I figure since usually when he goes into battle he has a shield out so like it's probably what he does is taps on like every couple beats like You know trying to like like make people tense and anxious Yeah Aquarius That's my life
00:55:31
Speaker
See I'm gonna come out and see if I can't do like an intimidation on them to see if I can't like kind of get them on easy Your intimidation is you step out into their field of view? Yes
00:55:49
Speaker
Nice I just like step out and you see like the hints of the light like glinting off of my fucking skull So it makes it like half half dark half light For the face tattoos like he's he fucking like someone's back knocks. He's like, holy shit He throws a cigarette through the ground only fucking a guy with the the aquarium drinking water. Just he has a cup up through his mouth He just holding it like do his mouth. He stops. No, he's like staring at you
00:56:10
Speaker
by the way elf with the face tattoo is one of my favorite like indie films um or the face with the elf tattoo that's even weirder um just yeah he just so he just like walks out of the shadows and just you know bangs on the bangs on his shield he says what are you all doing out after curfew the elf's like
00:56:38
Speaker
What? And then the aquarium's like, it's no dough. Not anymore and fuck it isn't. You don't even know you haven't seen the sun in years. Get the fuck over here. Our men, would you relax? Silver skull relax. So I see you've heard of me. A little bit, yeah. Well, here's all that you need to know, mate.
00:57:01
Speaker
I need you and your friend and any of the other dickheads that hang around here to just make a lot of noise over there by that box checkpoint, alright? You do that and I won't take you down quite literally for selling all these fake papers, because quite frankly I was going to take a finger for each paper you sold.
00:57:22
Speaker
And I found out you... No papers here. No. No, you... I grabbed him by the throat like, listen, he had dickhead. I pull him down to my face. Like down to his knees. I'm like, listen, he had dickhead. Don't you fucking lie to me. You're like, we saw papers. I'm sorry.
00:57:39
Speaker
They let him go. All right. So listen, all I need you to do is be a good couple of lads and go over there and make some fucking noise for about, let's say, I don't know, 10 minutes or so. And then, uh, then when you're done, just, I just need you to have an abrupt change of attitude and then just say, you're sorry and walk away. The elf guy gets up and he's like, Hey, what can I know what you're talking about, bruv?
00:58:05
Speaker
I don't know if that's how you talk originally but... Hey, I'm glad you got that frog out your throat so you could talk about it. Look, all I need you to do, you know, just, I don't know, maybe blow something up, set something on fire that way they don't even see that you did it. Just make it big enough that the people at the checkpoint gotta come and check it out.
00:58:26
Speaker
Shit, and then they look over there's like a guy making some sort of thing a little food stand He's like it's basically like so almost like a little mini hibachi He's like he's praying the oil and the flame shoots up and everyone's like You know just uh, you know, don't fuck up the local business, you know, just say it was an accident Well, well, I mean brother if we're gonna before gonna blow make a fire school, but it's gonna get probably destroyed. I
00:58:56
Speaker
I mean, it might just take out some of his supplies that way he still has some to sell, that's all, and then blow it the fuck up. Well, I guess we can do that, can't we, uh, Chaz? Um, no, it's a lot.
00:59:07
Speaker
Alright, you're good guys. Hey listen, just spread the word that Silver Skull ain't fucking around around here. You know, act up straight. Help the people that need it. Or I'll be back and take those fucking fingers. I mean, some people we do help to get out of the city, you know, these things. Everybody's getting out for bad reasons. I'm sorry Silver Skull. Yeah, but you've also let people out for bad reasons and you don't know what's on the other side, mate. You're right Silver Skull, I'm so sorry.
00:59:33
Speaker
So until we send out people to make sure it's clear, make some sort of underground railroad type thing, why don't you just not send innocent people out there to fucking die in the wastelands, huh? That's very reasonable, you're absolutely right! Yeah, I would- some would say I'm smart sometimes. I would say you're a genius, Mr. Silver Skull. You can't see it, but I'm smiling behind this mask right now. Oh, that's very nice. Yeah, alright, we'll go stir up some trouble and I'll be, uh, I'll be keeping an eye out, looking for your work, alright?
01:00:03
Speaker
Alright, bruv, we'll go do it. Alright, I'm proud of you. Yeah, bruv. I know I say bruv. And they know just, you know, he'll kind of press like a couple little like little collapsed little buttons on his shield and it kind of collapses and he puts it back on his back. He's like, alright, peace out.
01:00:22
Speaker
You see that they run over and you see him they're like the guys like what are you doing? They let they start like throwing shit out of the side of his cart They're like just get the fuck get the shit out of your court man. Give us a bottle of oil What are you doing? They're like tipping it over for and chicken and stuff onto the ground and rice and shit Yeah, they kind of got the idea They're like
01:00:44
Speaker
Pick up all your chicken, man. You get a new cart. Just take your food. Take your P.P. Fireman. P.P. Fireman. That's funny. There's a guy just sitting back. He's like just trying to finish this. He's like, I'm just eating his food. He's like, I pay for this. And they like spray much oil on it and they light it up and it's like.
01:01:07
Speaker
And then they look at you and that really happens. And they're like, what? I just like, I just look over my shoulder real quick and I'm just like, I nod and just turn around and keep going. They're like, they're like, Hey, we got like a fire over here, bro. There's somebody, there's a fire over here. Oh, a fire. Fire, fire, fire. And then, yeah, I guess you guys are creeping towards the gate and you see the guys like, what the fuck?
01:01:37
Speaker
guy like goes on his little shoulder walking. He says, like you say, he talks into it and a couple of guys like run out of the, uh, like one little door off the side and run over to take a look at the, uh, the fire. And, uh, yeah, there's like a couple of less guys there, a few less guys to go running over. There's only like one guy at the little, uh, checkpoint little pat, little, little, uh, lanes at the moment that you can see. Okay.
01:02:07
Speaker
So there's only like one guy at the gate right now. Yeah. How about we go and knock this guy out real quick and then we drive past. Okay. Just to make sure, I mean, you guys didn't talk about a key and stuff. There is, there is like a, you know, obviously closed, closed door thing you can get through, but yeah.
01:02:38
Speaker
Um, how about I go in the back. Uh, you talk to a guy that jump out of the bag and then get him from behind. Hmm. Okay. Yeah. I'll pull up and you knock him out. Okay. And, um, going outside of the car and going like on a trunk as well. Into the trunk or is there something behind it? Um,
01:03:07
Speaker
or hanging on top of it. What are you talking about? Kind of like behind, like on a truck, but behind it. So I'm not really that easily visible. Okay. I got you. Okay. Uh, why don't you do a stealth roll? Oh, perfect. Nice. You are a one with a car. You blend in with a car. I am one with the car. I'm not visible to anyone.
01:03:38
Speaker
And, uh, yep. So what should we start driving down the way there? Snow piercer. You get to the little thing and the guy's like, oh, put his hand up. He's like, hold up. And he walks over to you and he's like, pull forward onto the pad. Uh, hi. Hi. Pull forward on the pad, ma'am. Hmm. Okay. Okay. I get up and try and go behind the guy.
01:04:08
Speaker
Okay. I'm going to say as you got a 10 earlier, you can keep out as you're, you're sneaking around fine. You're still creeping around. You can creep around. And, uh, ad was just reminding me, there's a thing called a drop and I would say you got that on him. So you get a plus four to your attack, my man. That's cool. And if the character takes enough damage to be shaken or worse from the attacker with the drop on him, they must make a vigor roll at minus two. If the attack was to the head or be knocked unconscious. Yeah.
01:04:37
Speaker
So I take my robot arm and try to punch him over the head. All right, buddy boy. Do a 518 roll. Jito, punch. Luckily, you got a plus four, so you wing lying that guy on top of the head. OK. Nice. So roll whatever damage you got for your middle hand.
01:05:03
Speaker
holy fuck jesus we're using your katana oh my god i don't use your katana oh my god then i let's just say i used like the bottom of my katana
01:05:14
Speaker
Yeah, we all know that katados are very well known for getting for people hitting with them with the hilt of it That might be a little less lethal than using his hands, so yeah Okay, so what'd you say about the vigor cuz I feel like he did something good there too if you do enough damage
01:05:34
Speaker
that could shake or damage them, or ruin them, then the attacker has to make a bigger roll at minus two if the attack was to the head. Yeah, he's definitely gonna make a bigger roll. Or be knocked unconscious. So let's see. This guy's got a pretty good, even with a minus two, he's like, oh, Jesus, what the fuck? But he like, he doubles over, he's like, he's knocked out, but he's like, fuck my, oh. He's just like, lambing around, like clutching the back of his head.
01:06:04
Speaker
Punch again so he gets like unconsciously Okay roll fighting Yeah, I think I think it's better if I just jump in okay, yeah probably he sees he's pretty much immobilized at the moment yeah Stupor stupid gonna come running into hop in the car
01:06:56
Speaker
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01:07:01
Speaker
Yeah, that's why it's even fucking cooler cuz like he's got those beefy legs So he's just like fucking you know leaping over everything Yeah, he like fucking he goes through some plywood just because And I'm gonna say since you wrote all those all those things about the border knowledge Stoop you do you're gonna know if you're gonna need to press a button inside the little booth there at least unlock your door and
01:07:27
Speaker
So you had the foresight to probably think of that before you jump in. Yeah, it's fine. Yeah. On the way on the way over, I just like park over it and press the button as I leap over the wall. When the windows are. When you slide through, how thinking the door button, the button is door opens. I hit the gas. So Ninja. Yeah, I go to jump in and my shield gets stuck. I'm like, my knees are my legs are kicking out the side of the cars and moves like shit. And what the fuck are you guys doing there? Stop that right there.
01:07:57
Speaker
Let's go let's go keep going
01:09:09
Speaker
it look good already.