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MotWEU Charlie Team 7-1: General Malaise & Ollie That Stuff
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Sup folks? Today, shit gets real. The madness of time distortion affects us all. Charlie Team finds themselves in an awkward position as they step out of Chelsea's place and into a trap. It may seem a bit familiar to the Bravo Team fans. Lemme know if you catch the similarities :P Mal faces his past failure, Chelsea invokes a spell from the past, Leslie dislikes the past in general, Ollie is lashes out at the villain of her past.
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Fun fact about Adam: He currently has a whole bottle of Flintstones Gummies and he's disappointed that they're not as wonderful as he remembers...
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Transcript
Introductions and Character Backstories
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you
00:00:47
Speaker
We're all good. Here we go. Good morning, good afternoon, and good evening. My name is Adam. Of course, ladies, gentlemen, non-binaries out there in the universe and the known and unknown worlds that do exist. This is World Players, and we're welcoming back the Charlie team. Let's jump right into it because we got a bunch of crap to do today. Let's go with Ray. Ray, who are you, man? I'm Mr. Ray. I am the keeper of $2 creature feature, and you can find me
00:01:12
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at mr underscore ray underscore rpg i make games i make funny twitter post sometimes um
00:01:22
Speaker
And I am playing Malcolm, uh, I won't say Malcolm Reynolds because that's, that's what I put it in the, it's Malcolm Duvall, the gumshoe. And Malcolm is not like Malcolm Reynolds. No, he is more like, uh, I, I've, I've always stuck with the idea that he looks like Hop from Stranger Things because Hop's my favorite character and, uh,
00:01:45
Speaker
Definitely like rocking that season three like hop vibe where he's like trying to be Magnum PI. He's got the flowery shirt He's got the mustache only he doesn't have his mustache anymore. Um, that was yeah, yeah rip Yeah, Chelsea healed him and uh, he can't grow a mustache which You know, but it's okay. This is his serious arc. I say serious art, but you know Malcolm is black mark
00:02:11
Speaker
Yeah, yeah, uh, Malcolm is coming down from a, uh, um, according to him, it was a rock star, uh, porn star session with Chelsea. And, uh, just to let the viewers at home who may not have, you know, heard those roles, um, Malcolm failed two out of three roles on that. So he leveled up.
00:02:36
Speaker
Unfortunately, Chelsea did not level up. Ain't that the story, right? That's our story. You win some, you lose some. Bakers can't be choosers as Ray said before the podcast started.
00:02:56
Speaker
Yeah. You have a mal fact for us? Yeah. I think, so I go with the seven deadly sins, and this week is going to be envy. So a time that Mal was envious was whenever he was dating Jill.
00:03:14
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She was talking to a coworker who was kind of a, you know, um, a more handsome, maybe not having as much of the spare tire as Mal does. And, uh, Mal lost his cool and punched the guy out and it was kind of a big fiasco. He almost lost his job. Um, there was anger management classes. Um, the only reason he didn't get fired was because of Jill, but like it was because of that temper. Like that's why they split up.
00:03:42
Speaker
Damn boy, that's that's a deep cut right there. Oh my goodness. Yeah, I know Wow Backstory backstory. Okay. I love that wonderful All right. Well since we had a kitty cat Chelsea growling in the background Let's have well know your name ain't Chelsea her real name is Sarah Sarah. Hey one just say you are again
00:04:01
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Hi, I'm Sarah. I'm the keeper from Red Game and Wolf, and I play Chelsea, the Hex Baker. Um, yeah, uh, Chelsea didn't have the best night. It was a little bit of a letdown, really. Um, but you know, she's a champ. He probably was just really nervous and it'll be better next time. Right? Right? It'll definitely be better next time, right? Right? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Guys only get better. Please, please. Yep. Okay, good. You'll believe that.
00:04:32
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We set the bar low on purpose. So it always looks like an improvement after. Lee leveled up. He should roll beta next time, surely. Indubitably. And envy, I guess Chelsea's kind of been a little bit envious of normal people, especially when she was a child growing up. You know how they- Normal. Regular kids.
00:04:55
Speaker
Oh, non-magical, uh, muggles? The mundane muggles, yeah. Right. Okay, okay. How about, uh, Beluga, what's your deal? What's going on with you? Yo, yo, yo. Sorry.
00:05:32
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I am Beluga from the role players guild over on Twitch. That is R-O-L-L. I play Ollie the monstrous who in the last episode ate a living gingerbread person. That's true.
00:05:44
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I love this energy.
00:05:55
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As far as Envy goes, I'm not so sure she's really ever been envious. She's been angry a lot. What about she envious of the kids who experimented on and turned into monsters? Probably a little bit, but at the same time,
00:06:18
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like getting her anger out with like claws and monsters kind of is fun for her so uh she's developing a like a like a fixation for like a lust for it yeah like she doesn't like that the experiments happen to her like it's pretty traumatizing but it's also kind of fun now that you know the experiments are over
00:06:47
Speaker
It's kind of like Wolverine kind of got used to it. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. I got to tell you, your intro reminded me of like a blend of like Vanilla Ice and Tommy Chong with how you were just like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry. It is one of those moods in this group today, and I'm riding it.
00:07:08
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I want that as my new text message the time I get one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no. It's just a lot that I'm probably the sanest, awakest person in this recording, considering how cray, cray I get. Yeah. Well, hey, well, we haven't heard from Rebecca yet, so we'll see how crazy she's feeling. Rebecca the bread baker, who are you playing?
00:07:40
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No, hi, I'm Rebecca. When I'm not here, you can find me at Space Battles. Space Battles Pod on Twitter. Find it where you get podcasts. And here on Monster of the Week with the Charlie team, I play Leslie the flake, the resident conspiracy theory expert. And I don't think she's ever been envious
00:08:03
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Hello, my name is Rebecca.
00:08:08
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Because I think to her it is a waste of energy that could be better applied to things she wants to do.
00:08:20
Speaker
Well, hey, that's a very straightforward way to think about it. I don't know. I don't know, Sarah. Rebecca said I'm pretty awake, too. Yeah, I was just going to say, I'll take that back. Ruby here is probably the sanest one here, and I'll probably get it a little bit. It's a very eloquent sentence. I don't know. You see how the course of the evening goes. I like the little interruption. I like the NPR vibes that she's giving off that was based on.
00:08:45
Speaker
Yeah. This is hidden brain. If you stay tuned in a few minutes, I'll be stepping away to get some bread out of the oven. Mm-hmm. Listen to that bread. My yeast is rising.
00:09:04
Speaker
Okay, well on that note, hey guys, that was like the longest fucking intro we've ever done I think. It's like almost nine minutes. Today is just a whole mood. I love it. Listen, viewers, you're going to go through a string of emotions today, I promise you.
00:09:22
Speaker
Okay well let's do a quick recap we've already discussed some of it in your intros but sex happen gingerbread massacre happened spice mountain strength cookies were made cool gingerbread people were all like hey we're characters now for some reason so that was a thing.
00:09:42
Speaker
Before all that, though, Sierra attacked you all with helicopters and planes and one of you cries crashed the plane with some flour and some guns. I think you also murdered Mothman by accident. And then Sierra blew up a bunch of cars on the highway and then you guys used a wreckage of your own car. Well, I guess Chelsea used a wreckage of your own car to create a magical doorway into her house.
00:10:07
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to escape the explosions before you all got decimated.
Recap of Previous Events and New Morning
00:10:10
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And now you guys are there. Chelsea and Malcolm are currently, as far as I'm aware, still in Granny's bedroom. No, no, no, Chelsea's bedroom. Okay, sorry, Chelsea's bedroom. Sorry, I assumed it was your Granny's bedroom. Chelsea's bedroom. I think, oh, and Ali was trying to help out.
00:10:29
Speaker
In a way, trying to help gingerbread man hit on Leslie, but that wasn't really working out, so she sent him to go. Yeah, he sent him away. He sent him away. Yeah, I think that's pretty much the long and short of it. Let's take it away. Don't make me regret this, Chelsea and Malcolm. What do you mean?
00:10:53
Speaker
Well, what's happening now are you guys gonna talk? Did you are you robed? What's happening? I saw your rolls already. I'm assuming you're done The morning after or it's been like 10 minutes. Oh, yeah 10 minutes. Okay Oh Yeah, I'm awake I'm awake
00:11:22
Speaker
Hey, that was, uh, it was pretty great, right? What? I think it was magical. Well, yeah, I know you did a little magic there at the end. That was a surprise, but welcome. But a surprise. I mean, I appreciate it. I didn't know you knew that kind of spell. Oh, you know, it's just some of the stuff you've just got to give a helping hand.
00:11:53
Speaker
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, yeah. Uh, I, I, uh, I believe in open communication and, uh, I definitely appreciated that. So, um, next time more, please. Yeah. Okay. Next time more, please. Should I make it bigger next time? Uh, I mean, you know, uh, I'll make it bigger.
00:12:18
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Oh, okay. I didn't want to say it cause you know, there's a thing about like people in sizes, but you know, we could see how it works. Yeah. Yeah. Much bigger. What? Oh, nothing. I mean, um, we should probably check on the others. I mean, right. Yeah. Yeah. We definitely should. Um, hopefully all the gentry bead people are counted for.
00:12:44
Speaker
Right. Right. Right. Gingerbread people. Yeah. Yeah. I definitely encountered one of them. You did? Yeah. He's kind of, you know, kind of the one who like encouraged me to, uh, well, to, to make that step. Well, you know, make, make the leap, you know, to, you know, for what we just did.
00:13:15
Speaker
Oh, wait, you're taking advice from one of the gingerbread collabs? Yeah, yeah. All right, well, I really hope it wasn't the one whose eye often falls off. I didn't see it fall off, but I mean, I'll be honest, I wasn't paying too much attention. Okay, well, that's good then because, you know, that guy is just a real pervert.
00:13:43
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He leaves frosting all over the place. Yeah, I kind of get the idea that a lot of them might do that. Do you have a rover or something I can borrow?
00:13:56
Speaker
Oh, yes. And she'll reach over across him and across the bed. Excuse me. And grab this really pink robe that probably only comes up to about as mid-thighs and covered in a donut print.
00:14:15
Speaker
I'm so glad we're on the same page and we didn't even discuss this. Yeah, that's definitely perfect. Do you think we should rest up here before we move on? That's a group discussion. We'll have that talk. I think Mal gets out of bed and he's going to put on this number robe
00:14:46
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I love that. I want a donut robe so bad. Right? God, that sounds awesome. Okay, so y'all are going to head out to meet your compatriots. I just want to point out that Chelsea has managed to put all of her clothing back on.
00:15:03
Speaker
I was wondering if there was a second robe or if you just like, I, I, your clothes back on. I was imagining that, you know, she just stole Mal's shirt, but you know what? I don't think it was that, I don't think the session was that good. So, uh, well, she still might've stolen your shirt. Oh my gosh. So Mal just has, you know, the, uh, the tank top. So now he's officially entering his diehard phase. Oh man. Yes.
00:15:32
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Love it, love it. I'll make sure to steal your shoes and make your run on some broken glass. Oh, thanks, Adam. Yeah, you know, shove you in an air duct just to give it the whole diehard experience. Wait, question it? Yep. In this world. Ollie, what are you doing out there while these two are getting ready to come out? What's Ollie up to? Last I remember, I was just hanging out with Leslie.
00:16:02
Speaker
eating candy straws. Oh yeah, I forgot y'all had those. Shit. Ollie is probably addicted by now. That was fast. Yeah, so real quick, Sarah, how does time work in your haven? Like, does time pass outside? Or do you have your own time in this world? How does it work?
00:16:28
Speaker
That's a very good question. Considering how old Granny probably is, I think it probably moves a little bit slower in here. So it kind of dilates a bit when you come in. It's all timey-wimey.
00:16:46
Speaker
I wasn't trying to be funny. I was asking a serious question. This is me. I know. I forgot who I was talking to. Sorry. I used the wrong words. Oh, God. That seven minutes just turned into four. Yeah. Yeah. As the flight of the concords once said, two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven. Quickly. My bread alarm just went off.
00:17:14
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Leslie's going to get bred. I'll be right back. Just like dad. And Leslie never came back. Okay, so Malcolm, you hear, I'll come back to Ollie in a sec, but Malcolm, you hear voices, hey, good job, guy. You did it. I'm so proud of you. Yeah, thanks.
00:17:42
Speaker
And now like looks around to see where the voice is coming from. He's like up on a little dresser beside like beside like a little clock. He's like he's like up there like leaning against it kind of holding still to blend in any kind of he weighs he says hey buddy. Oh hey.
00:18:03
Speaker
Yeah. Thanks for the, uh, tip. Or were you the one who told me that I don't want to sound insensitive, but you all seem like you're decorated. No, I needed to see it for myself. I was so proud of you when you went and grabbed her and walked her in there and said, it's, um, you're going to live forever in my mind. I mean, but why would that come into fact? Like.
00:18:33
Speaker
Well, I mean, well, he says, come here. I don't want Chelsea to hear. Oh crap. We're going to get sued. Only if he looks like Mickey mouse. And at the moment he looked like a gingerbread man.
00:18:58
Speaker
Yeah. If I could do Winnie the Pooh, I would. I could do kind of an Eeyore, but I can't do Winnie the Pooh. Oh, bother. Nope, that's not it. The Pooh anyway. Yeah. Well, I mean, you know what these witch women do, right? Take half when they leave.
00:19:27
Speaker
Well, they don't, well, I mean, if you think about it like that, they only take like a little, just a piece, just a little piece. So not half, no, but an important piece. If that's what you mean. Uh, what, what kind of piece? Like, um, you know what, do you want me to roll something on this? Uh, to avoid from Chelsea hearing you talk about it.
00:19:57
Speaker
Yeah. Because Chelsea, I'm assuming, is still in the same room. Unless Chelsea, I'm wrong. You haven't left yet, have you? Well, just say she's quickly putting on the last of her clothing. All right, she's putting on the last of her garb. So yeah, if you want to roll plus cool, maybe. Oh, okay. Just so you can have this little secret convo with this guy. Yeah, is that? Yeah, we'll just call it act under pressure for now. Okay.
00:20:24
Speaker
Yeah, we'll just try that unless, yeah, I think that's probably fine. That's an aider. Yeah, that's an eight. Yeah. So he kind of leans in and he says, well, I mean, you know that they are, you know, and he kind of like starts like drawing like a little heart, like a little shape of a heart on his chest. He says, you know, right. You know, you know, like, you know,
00:20:53
Speaker
Mal's eyes widen and he's like, uh, no. Hello, I'm back. Hi, welcome back. Thanks. How'd you get in here? Um, so, uh, yeah, uh, like, so when he's like, well, you know what they do is they start to, and then as, as he starts to talk, like a little shadow cast over him and there's Chelsea kind of finishing up putting on her clothes and she's walking over. Oh, um,
00:21:23
Speaker
Hi Chelsea! Hey! How was it? Did you have a good time? I'm not talking to you. Go and do chores. Why? My chores are done. Are they? No. Go do them. But I want to talk about the...
00:21:50
Speaker
activities. No, no, there will be no talking about any activities. Just your chores. Only talk about your chores. I forgot what mine are. What am I supposed to be doing? Don't clean themselves. You do. Oh, what? No, I swapped with Jen. That's Jen's job. We'll go find Jen. Oh, I don't know if I hate Jen.
00:22:17
Speaker
And he starts climbing down each individual dresser to get back down to the floor. Like, I never got to talk when I need to call a stupid joke. I hate that joke. And he opens the door and walks out. So it's just you two in the room now. But the door's open. He didn't shut up behind him.
00:22:41
Speaker
Right. So, Chelsea, are you ready to head out and see the others, maybe? Oh, yes. Totally ready. After you. Right. Just for him to go first. Yeah.
Escape Planning and Transition to Idaho
00:23:00
Speaker
Mal's gonna lead the way.
00:23:07
Speaker
Yeah, because, you know, she can't tear out his heart from behind, right? She'll lick her lips when she's hungry. Gulp. Okay, so as these two are exiting, or at least as Malcolm exits first, Leslie and Ollie, you are in the other, indeed, score one for Thera.
00:23:35
Speaker
Um, so Ollie and Leslie, you're out in the other room. You're talking about, um, you just, I believe the last conversation you had was about making those cookies and how the, you don't, Leslie didn't know what they did, but she made them with a gingerbread person. So that's what you've got going on. Yeah. So go ahead. I would say it's probably been like maybe two or three minutes since that conversation ended and Ollie's just sitting there like she's so bored.
00:24:06
Speaker
What is Leslie doing? I think she's nibbling on the edge of one of the spice cookies, trying to see if she feels anything. You're nibbling on the edge of a cookie? Okay, yeah, you feel like your tongue has muscles. It's a muscle that has muscles. Maybe Malcolm needs that.
00:24:35
Speaker
I don't know how I feel about this I will stop eating the cookie yeah you feel like when like you when your tongue moves around in your mouth a little bit it just feels like it could like you know you feel like you could do push-ups on your tongue it's disconcerting does Leslie need someone to test that out on
00:25:06
Speaker
See now if Leslie started doing push-ups with her tongue, I think then Ali would be jealous It's like Goku doing push-ups on his fingers, you know, it's like what the fuck Yeah, so as you guys are just kind of sitting there and you're testing out your little cookies Malcolm comes out Chelsea has are you also coming out of the room? Yes
00:25:35
Speaker
Oh, perfect. So everybody's here. Immediately as she, as immediately as she sees Malcolm Ali just like, nope, nope, get out of here. Get changed. No. Well, I know. Well, goes back into the room and closes the door. Good stuff. Just the girls now.
00:26:06
Speaker
ask her how it was. Leslie just looks at Chelsea and just like waggles her eyebrows. I think Stav was died. I don't know what that means, but your face looks like not ideal.
00:26:35
Speaker
Yeah, no, I'm getting out of here. Chelsea just starts talking about Ollie goes back into the kitchen. Yes, sex talks with Leslie and Chelsea, always the most appropriate people to talk about.
00:26:56
Speaker
Well, I just remember how he said that like it's like Star Wars, it died in bed and it seems it was the self-fulfilling prophecy. I helped her some magic. She wiggles her fingers. That's interesting. You know, maybe he was just nervous and maybe
00:27:23
Speaker
Just need another shot. I don't know. Yeah. You like him a lot. Yeah. Oh, I mean this, this border man and just how he uses his weapon. Right? Yes. You don't sound so convinced, seriously.
00:27:54
Speaker
I mean, you don't sound super confident either. Oh, I had to make it bigger. And I think right about now, Ma comes out of the room. That's what we all talk about. Yeah. What's what's what's going on?
00:28:18
Speaker
Talking about magic, I made these spice cookies that are supposed to give you mountain strength. Oh yeah, those could definitely come in handy. Yes.
00:28:41
Speaker
What? Did you test them? Cause I mean, I've only made them twice and, um, bad consequences both times. I took a little nibble, uh, and my tongue feels very strong and that's weird. So I stopped. Oh, and she looks at Malcolm. Hmm.
00:29:09
Speaker
Well, I mean, they might come in handy for later, you know, if like the helicopters show up, which speaking of we need to, we need to come up with a good exit strategy. So how are we going to pull out of here? Sarah is refraining from commenting. That's what she said. Never pull out.
00:29:38
Speaker
Well, I mean, I told you I can already open a door to, I can't remember where we said I could open it. Idaho, Utah. Idaho, yes, but like Idaho. But like Idaho. There we go. Yeah, that's just the most random of places to have it. You know what? I'm not even going to question you, baby. Baby? I don't know. We're just testing. Yeah.
00:30:10
Speaker
I know, girl. I know. How was it? Can we stop talking about it? Okay. I mean, you know, it's time to get down to business. I was talking about the cookies. I was talking to Leslie. Sorry. So I'll go. I'll come back later. I mean, it tastes very good. Oh yeah. That's good. Hey, you know, just, um, Hey, if anything weird happens to you, just write it down and then bring the results back to me. Okay.
00:30:40
Speaker
Will do. All right. Thank you. I'm going to go back into my, into my hidey hole now. Sorry, Malcolm. Sorry for the confusion there, darling. I wasn't trying to. No, I didn't mean to. No, I didn't mean to snip. I mean, it's just Charlie team's known for, you know, being the, the, the go getters, the, you know, get the mission done. And I just, uh, yeah, no, I, yeah, everything's fine.
00:31:03
Speaker
Oh no. Hey, you look good. You look good in donuts, dude. I'm just letting you know you look good as hell. Right. If I was in the donuts, I'd be eating you up. All right. All right. I'm going, I'm going. She's gone now. Ola, you said you went into the kitchen, right? Did I hear that correctly? Yeah.
00:31:33
Speaker
You see your pal Jim pretending to wash the dishes. The water's not running. He's like, oh, hey. So I couldn't find your snacks, but then I remembered I got chores to do. So how's it going out there? Awkward as fuck. Oh, why? Did I make it that bad with Leslie? Is she talking bad about me on the social media?
00:32:00
Speaker
No, it's like even past that, just Chelsea and Mal were... And he came out in just a robe and it was... Oh, does that make you uncomfortable? Very. Why? Have you seen the robes are luxurious? I don't need to see my practically uncle in just a frickin' robe.
00:32:28
Speaker
Oh, yeah, I could see how that could be a little traumatic. But, uh, hey, so you guys like staying here now or what? I don't know. I mean, I wouldn't mind the company decides to have other people to talk to, but, uh, you know, as long as you don't bring any bad guys to our front door, I mean, you're welcome to stay as long as you want. No promises. Oh, yeah. Okay. I mean, it ain't my house. I don't care. It's granny's house. She's barely home anyway. Have you met granny?
00:32:58
Speaker
No, I haven't met Granny. Oh, yeah, no. Oh, yeah. As far as anything to eat is concerned, you know, you could have I don't know. Oh, you mean like food for people? That's not us. I mean, yeah, there's like a whole stock in this kitchen. Just have whatever you want. Sweet. It just kind of restocks itself most of the time. Yeah, do you like do you like carrot cake? Yeah, it's pretty good.
00:33:27
Speaker
Yeah, there's carrot cake and some bags of chips in there. Ooh, where? As in the fridge? Well, I mean, chips shouldn't be in the fridge. Does she refrigerate chips? I don't know what she does. No, but she refrigerates peanut butter and it's weird. Like, why do people do that? That makes it all hard and rips the bread. Monster. I know. Granny's crazy. I go into the fridge and I take out the carrot cake.
00:33:54
Speaker
And the peanut butter. It's all organic and GMO free by the way. No palm oil. Perfect. I put the peanut butter on the counter for it to, I guess like, I don't, doesn't need to defrost, but for it to warm up a little bit. And meanwhile, I'll eat the cake.
00:34:15
Speaker
Perfect yeah that looks good it looks real good I wish I had an appetite for cake but I don't but you have as much as you want granny ain't been home it's gonna go bad if she don't if somebody don't eat it how is your appetite for Jen oh man I gotta tell you I'm not gonna lie I'm like I'm so glad that you asked because I'm
00:34:33
Speaker
I don't I think that I maybe I wouldn't have a good of a shot with Leslie because it is but you know I kind of liked it so like I feel like every time but I feel like now I'm cheating on Leslie every time I think about licking another gingerbread person you know what I mean so that's I don't know maybe maybe I should maybe I just need to focus on on that problem before I try to have a lady in my life you know what I mean I agree
00:35:00
Speaker
Yeah, but yeah, I don't miss Jen at all. Okay. Sounds like I said, Jenna tall, didn't it? That's hilarious. I probably should have asked this before, but there's like Chelsea or the grandmother or whoever, like know every single one of the gingerbread people.
00:35:25
Speaker
I mean, I feel like we'd all be pretty offended if they didn't, but I can't tell you for sure. Like, are they gonna notice that Jen is missing? Well, just don't let them come around. It's fine. It's not like we do, like, roll calls or anything. Just, although Chelsea's pretty particular about us doing our chores, so as long as Jen's chores are done, she's not gonna notice. Maybe she won't notice anyway. Jen was the incompetent one anyway.
00:35:52
Speaker
It's true. Yeah. She'll just, you know, maybe, maybe we'll just make up a story about how Jen fell into a mouth or something. I don't know. We'll figure it out. She fell into the oven and burned to a crisp. It's fine. Yep. And we just, we ate her out of respect for not wasting food. Yeah, we'll figure that out. Anyway, how's that cake? Really good.
00:36:17
Speaker
Yeah, yeah, it's good. You had to smear some peanut butter on there. You got some finger-licking good stuff there, kid. I think I might finish this cake before the peanut butter saws out. Yeah, I wouldn't even worry about it. It's not even that good. They're all like, oh, it's non-GMO. Oh, it's all organic. But I mean, like, whatever. You know, just eat the fatty stuff. Yolo. Is that still a thing? Eh. Is there bacon?
00:36:47
Speaker
No. I told you, Granny hasn't, uh, Granny hasn't been here. Bacon isn't something that just kind of grows organically around here. We gotta go get that. Alright, fine. And by we, I mean Granny and Chelsea. Alright. Um, hey, shouldn't you be like, trying to figure out how to kill, you know, the world or something? Weren't you and Leslie talking about killing all corporations on Earth or some shit? Not all corporations. Oh.
00:37:16
Speaker
Just like two of them. Oh, well, shouldn't you be doing that? I mean, listen, I appreciate your company, but, you know, the longer you do anything here, the longer it's they're going to come looking for you. And then once they look for you, then they're going to start looking for Jen.
00:37:33
Speaker
So we gotta keep, we gotta keep you keeping them distracted so I can make sure everybody around here knows the cover. Yeah, but I'm too worried about it being awkward out there. I mean, Malcolm came out in a robe, Chelsea was talking about sex with Leslie, not her having sex with Leslie, about sex with Malcolm. Oh, you guys. But talking to Leslie about it, and I was just like, I don't need to be around for any of that.
00:38:00
Speaker
I was gonna say, y'all really get around, don't you? Jesus, whoever that is. Yeah, so, okay, well, hey, listen, I'm gonna go back to pretending to do the dishes in case Chelsea comes out here. So, you know, just if anybody asks, I was definitely doing the dishes. Just run the water. It's more believable.
00:38:20
Speaker
Oh, instead of doing the mouth noises like I was doing. Yeah. Yeah. You don't even need to put the plate in the water until someone walks in. Just have the water running. Like, you don't pay like water bills here, do you? I don't pay nothing. They don't give me money. There you go. You don't even need to worry about it.
00:38:38
Speaker
All right, yeah, cool. See, this is why I like you, Ollie. You're always raising... I'm leveling up every time I see you. Good stuff. He turns on the faucet. Yeah. Yeah, that'll do just fine. Thanks, girl. I appreciate you. I'm gonna leave the food here because...
00:38:54
Speaker
If they're still talking about it or Mel is still wearing the robe or whatever, I will just throw up on the food. So I'd rather keep that safe. So I'm going to go out and see if it's safe. All right. Hey, I'd give you a thumbs up if I had thumbs, but just know I'm doing it in spirit. You're the man. Yeah, you as well, I think. Thanks.
00:39:21
Speaker
All right, she's gonna like cautiously walk back into the room and poke her head in. And Malcolm's diehard now? Yeah, Malcolm's dieharding now. All right, could be worse. Yeah. So what are you all doing? So yeah, that's the plan. Mal's like, everything's fine. Nothing happened. Okay, let's just focus on the mission.
00:39:54
Speaker
Okay but can you and Chelsea stop looking at each other like that? It's really weird. I don't know. Are we looking at each other any different than normal or? Yes. Yeah. How so? What do I need to do to stop my face from doing that?
00:40:17
Speaker
I think it's more of what I should do to make your face. Never mind. I don't get it. What? Maybe you two just shouldn't look at each other for a little bit. Okay. He just looks at Leslie like locked on, like wide eyed. Is this better? And Chelsea will lock on to Ollie.
00:40:47
Speaker
I, this is worse. So, so what's the plan? Yeah. For leaving here. All right. So I think we're going to go to, uh, um, to Idaho. What's in Idaho? The door to get out of here.
00:41:06
Speaker
It's the closest one to where we're supposed to be going. We're going, yeah. Okay. And I think we'll just have to find a way to get to Utah from there. And, you know, they shouldn't be able to track us because, you know, we've been hiding out in this magic dimension. So I think everything should be fine. Wow.
00:41:34
Speaker
Well, well, one thing that might be a problem, uh-huh, moves a little bit differently here. You know, um, I'm not sure what time it'll be when we hop out. Are we talking like, you know, hours, different days, different years, different, like, who has the scale here?
00:42:03
Speaker
More like hours to days. Okay. That's not so bad. Is it going faster in here or slower in here? Oh, it goes slower in here. Oh, so how long have we even... Oh wait, hold on. She's having her own little inner monologue.
00:42:31
Speaker
Is there something you want to share with the class? No, just okay. But do they know about Idaho? Do they know it exists? Not the state. Do they know that you're connected to Idaho in any way? I don't see how. It's been a few years, I think, since Granny had last used.
00:43:02
Speaker
Okay, have you ever been to Idaho? Well, they have one time Granny took me to look at the soccer. Okay, that shouldn't be a problem then. But like... So... Do you think that going from Idaho to Utah... Could you talk a little bit faster please?
00:43:33
Speaker
Sorry, I'm doing mental math here with all of this crap. I'm sorry. I guess it takes a little while to get accustomed to it. Yes. So if we're going from Idaho down to Utah, you really think in between that they're not going to be looking for us? Wouldn't they be looking for us like anywhere?
00:44:00
Speaker
They'll be looking for us further south, but I mean, I don't see how they could track us. But on our way south, they could find us. Wait, what? No, because we were heading from the south northward. So they're going to be looking south of Utah. So we're going to be coming in from the north like an eagle. And Mal's like doing the eagle claw hand gesture.
00:44:28
Speaker
And Ollie's just giving you the biggest what the fuck look. Chelsea's refusing to look. She still looked on Ollie. What did you say, Leslie, when you chimed in just there?
Confrontation with Men in White
00:44:44
Speaker
I just said, like an eagle. Yeah, like an eagle. But then when they come, when they realize we're not south of Utah and they come back up,
00:44:56
Speaker
What happens if they go through Utah to come back up? Well, they're not going to do that. Why? Because. Because why? I haven't really worked out that part yet, but I was going to say, Mel, is there something you're not telling us or are you just trying to assume the best? I really don't think we should do in this situation. I'm trying to assume the best. I mean, that's foolish. Well, do you have a better plan?
00:45:27
Speaker
No. Not yet. Unless we figure out a means of traveling incognito. We could, you know, hide in shipment trucks or something. It's fine. We'll just, how about this? We just worry about it when the time comes. Yeah, we saw how well that worked last time.
00:45:51
Speaker
I love that she's like, that's foolish. Do you have a better plan? No. No, I do not. Listen, just because I don't have a better plan doesn't mean I'm incapable of recognizing a bad plan. Well, I think the alternative is just staying here until grandma gets home and we wouldn't want that, would we? And Mal just looks over at Chelsea. We would end.
00:46:24
Speaker
No, because, you know, I hear she's a real heartbreaker. Oh, you think she's going to sleep with you? I shouldn't have left the kitchen. No, no, it's nothing. You don't need to leave. OK, we're we're all adults here in. Oh, she wouldn't. Yeah, no, nobody in your family likes to, I don't know, harvest hearts.
00:46:56
Speaker
and Chelsea like this go bright red. Is that like a video game? What?
00:47:02
Speaker
are you talking about? We don't have time for, and if I don't have time, I mean, I don't have patience for, you know, weird, veiled statements. Only the two of you understand, which I don't think Chelsea even understands because you're not being direct enough. Either say what you mean or drop it and move on. I don't know, I think. The gingerbread man told me you eat hearts, okay? I don't eat hearts. I don't listen to candy hearts.
00:47:31
Speaker
Was it the pervy one? Yes. He said that, that like you and your grandma have this whole thing where you bring men in and then you steal their hearts and, and I guess you eat them. I don't know. We didn't get that far, but yeah, no, we donate them. Okay. Okay. That's not the part that concerns me. Uh, I'm concerned about the other part, you know, the whole ripping them out of, you know, guy's chest. I'll call him my style.
00:48:01
Speaker
I don't, I don't, I don't do that. I've never done that. I don't get the reference. Okay. Yeah. Sorry. That's, that's on me. Okay. So you're not, you're not in this to like, take my heart, right? Well, I mean, it would be nice if you were like, we're in love with me, but.
00:48:22
Speaker
Oh, okay. I'm sorry. I mean this like literally like you're, you're not going to rip my heart out of my chest, right? No, no. Your heart will be staying in your chest and that's where I want it to stay. Trust me. Okay. That makes me feel a little bit better. I don't care. See her on the other hand. I don't want you meeting her ever. She does the heart thing. Okay. Are you going to need to do the heart thing sometime? I hope not.
00:48:52
Speaker
I really hope not to, because I'm a jealous guy, so if you want to do an open thing just so you can get it hard, that's going to be a whole conversation. We really don't need to be talking about this right now. You really don't. Yeah, sorry. Idaho.
00:49:11
Speaker
Spudlick, door, yes, how are you? Spudlick. I can't believe they named him Spudlick. So are you going to open a door to Spudlick, Idaho, Chelsea? Yeah, is everyone ready? Does anyone else need any healing or resting before we go? Yeah, have we had time to like rest and shit?
00:49:38
Speaker
Yeah, I would say because of the dialation of time here that you've gotten enough downtime to chill and relax and recuperate. Cool, I'm good to go. Okay. Well, I'm all restocked, so I'll see if I can open the door.
00:49:59
Speaker
Okay. I don't like the way Adam's laughing for about that. Chelsea will pull the key out from between her cleavage, which just hangs on a chain around her neck, which she also did not remove during sexy time disappointment with Mal. This is the first time Mal's noticing it.
00:50:20
Speaker
That's my favorite web show. Sexy time with Mel. She'll go to unlock the door using hopefully some magic. Ten!
00:50:41
Speaker
No, you know, you didn't very good. Yeah. So you just stick that key in there and you turn it and you pull it out and you open the door for a medicine of other actions that have happened recently. Yes.
00:50:56
Speaker
And then you see a big old open field before you, Chelsea. As you open the door, you see a big field of grass and across the way, you can see little hints of corn growing. So what do you do? Uh, I look, is the door in a building? It is not. Oh, wow. Okay.
00:51:27
Speaker
Good to go. She'll stand back and let everyone proceed her out the door. You gonna let them go first? Yeah. Ollie will walk out first. Good old Ollie. Yeah, Ollie's a sacrificial lamb. Good old bullet shield, Ollie. Meat shield, yeah. That's why we eat her first. Nope. Let's do it wet. Nope.
00:51:55
Speaker
What's that, Leslie? I said wet. Wet. Excuse. Wet. So yeah, Ollie, you walk out. And as you walk out, you kind of feel...
00:52:12
Speaker
I don't know. Kind of like it's kind of like when you walk in. It's kind of like when you walk outside after being in air conditioning all day and you walk out and it's kind of humid and you feel like the air sticking to your skin because it's kind of wet. I'm like and just I just continuously wiping my hands on my pants trying to dry them off. Yeah. And as you walk out, you can smell immediately smoke. Smoke.
00:52:52
Speaker
Yeah, can I pop my head out and read a bad situation Yeah, dude, please read it read it badly now read the bad situation. Goodly do it man. Oh
00:53:04
Speaker
Dude, I dare you. I dare you to roll better than a four. Melted it badly. I'm going to go ahead and use the postman always rings twice. Oh, that's a re-roll? Yeah. Nice. Very good. I like it. All right. Let's try it again. Yeah. Last time you used it, it was, I think it was a few fails arrive ago. So that's just one failure, like one experience or do I get two for two failures? I rolled a five.
00:53:33
Speaker
I just you just get the one just get the one because the other one didn't happen. So like can I also tried raising a bad situation as I'm the one who noticed the smoke like I can look around. Of course you can. Read it goodly though. Read it in a very good way. I think. There we go. What's that? What's that Ray? Oh, I was going to say I think I think how Mel fell is he like pokes his head out and he just falls out of the doorway.
00:54:01
Speaker
Into the field. Yeah. Like Jim Carrey running in the airport when the plane's gone. Exactly. It's okay. I'm a limo driver. You got an eight. You may ask one question, I believe, from really bad situation.
00:54:22
Speaker
So I don't know if this would be considered what's the biggest threat or are there any dangers we haven't noticed but pretty much like where is the smoke coming from is what I'm looking for.
00:54:37
Speaker
So probably, are there any dangers you haven't noticed then? So you smell the smoke, you start glancing around this field, you see just up over the hill, you see large billows of black smoke in several locations up over this hill to your right, just billowing into the sky. And you can hear, now that you're paying attention to it, you can hear faint screams in the distance as you notice all of the smoke up on the horizon.
00:55:05
Speaker
Alright, I kind of reached down and lift Mal up by his tank top trying not to rip it. Yeah, I just point to above the on top of the hill where the smoke is coming from. Okay. Leslie, are you going out yet? Are you still staying inside the house with Chelsea? I am poking my head out.
00:55:32
Speaker
Okay. Yeah, now that you see Ollie pointing, you can kind of see faintly from this doorway. You can see also black pillars of smoke lifting up into the sky. Does it and I
00:55:51
Speaker
I don't know if this is something Leslie would be able to tell. Does it look like a brush fire or like a building's on fire or like an explosion? Would you like to also read a bad situation to see if you can glean that information? Let's do that.
00:56:14
Speaker
Everybody's going to get a chance to roll some sharp. But that's the thing you're good at. Or you can't. I like help by being the one who's pointing to it.
00:56:29
Speaker
Sure, that makes sense. Once you go ahead and roll, help out with plus cool and see if you're communicating properly. Yeah. That'll do it. Yay. Good job. Oh, that smoke. I was looking at that smoke over there. You were looking at where the smoke was going, not where it was coming from. There you go.
00:56:49
Speaker
All right, so you get one question from read a bad situation that you can ask on on seven. Excuse me. Where are my questions? What's the best way in out dangers biggest threat most vulnerable protective victims? What's the biggest threat? Per your inquiry earlier, you can tell this is definitely
00:57:12
Speaker
It's not a brush fire like from the sounds that you're kind of hearing now since always pointing the direction that they're coming from. This sounds like it's coming from a town like there's a lot of people shouting in the distance. This was a random brush fire. There probably wouldn't be as much of a commotion right away, so you could probably assume that this is there's a town nearby that's on fire. Yeah. So that's what you got. Chelsea real quick. What are you doing since you are still in your home?
00:57:42
Speaker
Okay, well she'll just be yelling to the gingerbread golems. Please make sure you do all your chores. So if Granny comes back, everything will be ready for her. And don't forget to tell Granny I'm looking for her. And please let me know if you see her. Okay. You got it. You got it, darling. Bye. Bye. And she'll shove Leslie out, jump out as well and shut the door, remove the key and stick it back where it belongs.
00:58:10
Speaker
When you jump out onto the ground from your door, you notice that you have jumped out from like an old carriage, an old dilapidated carriage that your doorway was in. A carriage? A carriage.
00:58:27
Speaker
You give me a bit more information, like a carriage that a horse pulls or a train carriage? Oh, right. Sorry, I forgot. Yeah. It's like a horse-drawn carriage, like a horse-drawn buggy you see around the holidays. Oh, okay.
00:58:46
Speaker
But it looks a lot more shitty and broken down and not in good shape. And there's no horse. Nice. Should we go save the people? We'll see if we can help. Yeah. I feel like that's a stupid idea, but sure.
00:59:13
Speaker
I mean, Ollie and Leslie are on fire with their like crassness to their dumb ideas. I'm getting the feeling that either we've walked into a Wild West reenactment or we walked into the Wild West. Does your thing, does your door thing traverse time?
00:59:42
Speaker
Um, not that I know of but moved differently. So fine. We can help the people. Just think about this way. We can be like cowboys.
00:59:59
Speaker
Okay, but think about it this way. Uncle Ray, Uncle Mal, sorry. It's okay. Sorry, I'm like looking at the Monster of the Week page, so I see Ray instead of Mal. Look at it this way, Mal. If, uh, if Sierra gets word that
01:00:24
Speaker
A group of people are fighting monsters in Idaho and they come looking to see who it is. We're gonna get caught. I'm not saying we shouldn't do it. I'm just saying we gotta think of the possibilities.
01:00:43
Speaker
Well, okay. So we should definitely like, just take a look. Um, you know, just to, to get an idea. Um, yeah, it could be like a regular fire in which case they can help themselves. Exactly. And you know, it could be, you know, modern times. Uh, and this is just a random horse and buggy. That's totally normal for Spudlik. Um, you know, I've never been to Spudlik. Is there not a horse?
01:01:14
Speaker
What on the buggy? Yeah. The carriage. No, there's no horse. It's just a carriage. Okay. All right. Well, that throws out that idea. I was going to ride the horse. Should we just go walk up the hill and peek over the top and see what's going on? All right. Yeah. Let's just go check it out.
01:01:39
Speaker
uh so you guys are going to head up the road to um towards uh towards the town um so as you guys are heading up uh you can this the sounds of screams are getting louder um and you kind of hear you can't you kind of hear like uh like a lot of hoofs a lot of you know
01:02:00
Speaker
like around the area. And you can see as you get closer. Also, I'll say that you guys all notice very quickly that like this isn't near like any sort of paved road or anything. This is an old dirt road that clearly like horses and buggies like traverse here. It's a very easy distinction from what you're used to. And so as you guys are getting close, you can see people like riding around with like, you know,
01:02:23
Speaker
Just like you said like from a reenactment people like in their old kind of time he get up and shit and they're throwing like Molotov cocktails at people's houses setting them on fire and people are people are shouting and you see You see like a guy on like a bright white horse in a white suit like a pressed suit And he has a cane dangling off the side and he's like he's just firing guns into people's houses killing people on the street As you guys get closer, what do you do?
01:02:55
Speaker
Ollie? Yeah. Correct me if I'm wrong. Didn't we kill that guy? Does it look like the same guy? It does. What? Mal's gonna shoot him. I mean, is he in range?
01:03:12
Speaker
Uh, from where you are, I mean, you could try. I don't know how the range on a Magnum is, but it'd be a pretty rough shot from where you are. Um, but I mean, you could certainly try. Um, it'd be, it'd be a little tough shot. Um, especially since he's moving around and, you know, jumping between bodies and trees and houses. Uh, yeah, it'd be a little bit of a tough shot. Yeah. I think, um, there's definitely innocence getting hurt. So, um, Mal's gonna like be charging in after him. Like, yeah, all he is.
01:03:43
Speaker
going full Hulk mode like range. Like she's just going to charge in and get ready to leap and attack. Okay. Um, so yeah. Well, um, well, before I do that, Chelsea, also, what are you doing just so we can kind of play all these out at once? Uh, well, I assume he runs off before Chelsea can do anything magical to help him.
01:04:11
Speaker
Okay. Well, you still got things you can do. So I will, uh, I'll turn to Leslie and be like, um, do you want the salt sachets? You're asking Leslie. Yeah. I mean, it's just, I could make you a bit more err.
01:04:41
Speaker
Arrrr. Stronger. You're going to turn her into a pirate? Sure. Oh, do you want me to do no help here with your gun? Gun. Okay. She pull out her piping bag and scoot a little bit of maple bourbon frosting on it and she does some magic. And since I had a good roll last time, I have class one forward.
01:05:11
Speaker
So what is that doing? Are you giving her? Oh yeah, that's right. What does it do? I never remember where I should be reading it. You're giving some effect. I think you're making it magical. It's a plus one harm and it is magical. So your weapon does more damage and it's a magic weapon now. Do you just manually add that when you use it?
01:05:42
Speaker
Yeah, you can do that. You can just add the plus one if you want. Yeah. Okay. So what are you doing, Leslie, now that you've gotten your weapon enchanted by Chelsea? Are you also heading towards the town? Yeah. Hulk style? Less Hulk style and more like kind of crouching and scuttling along, like really trying to
01:06:09
Speaker
Not make myself a target as much as possible, but I want more more black widow II instead of Hulk like an awkward Gangly black widow, but yes Can I just add in one thing I actually advanced use magic and since I wrote it on a 12 plus the keeper will offer you some added benefits so keeper What oh okay cool?
01:06:38
Speaker
The added benefit is that that gun turns into a shotgun too at will. She just has to speak the magic word, whatever Chelsea chooses, and it'll turn into a shotgun instead of a pistol. Chocolate or clear.
01:07:02
Speaker
There you go. If you say chocolate and clear, your gun turns into a shotgun and you can blast people at short range with three harm plus your magic arm, which would be four harm right now. So there you go. You have a magic pistol shotgun.
01:07:24
Speaker
We're not talking about your sex anymore, Ray. We're moving on. We're moving on today. All right. So you guys are heading towards town. I'm going to assume that Ollie is in the front. I know Malcolm was charging in, but let's face it. Ollie is going to like chomp all of you guys in speed. Yeah. At this point, like
01:07:46
Speaker
She's going off of her pure drive for anger and like she's not even going to try and fight it. Okay, so you're gonna attack the man in white on the horse? Yes. Okay, yeah, why don't you go ahead and kick some ass. You're definitely gonna catch up there in time before he notices you. Cool. So yeah, go for it.
01:08:11
Speaker
That's a niner. Yeah, so you sprint ahead. What's this look like when you when you run ahead and do this? What are you doing purely like animalistic?
01:08:24
Speaker
She is like, she's still on just her legs, but she's like in a crouch, ready to spring. Her claws are out, her teeth are like, she's like snarling, remembering that she's already killed this guy like once or twice already. So she wants to tear him to shreds. You got a guy grabbing him off the horse or you jumping up and tackling him off? Jumping up and tackling him off.
01:08:52
Speaker
OK, yeah, you hear and you tackle them into a nearby building and just crash into the wall. How much harm do you do when you're on your attack? Let me see, I think it's three. OK. Yeah, that sounds about right. Yeah, yeah, looks like three, yes.
01:09:15
Speaker
Yeah, so you do three harm to him as you cut into him. And as you're tearing into him, he's covering up his face. He's like, what in the hell? Who is this? What is the meaning of this vicious mockery of an attack? She kind of just digs her claws into his jaw, and she's seething. And she's like, how are there more of you?
01:09:43
Speaker
Um, and then you hear a like, uh, like, uh, like a cocking of a gun behind you and like a blast shoots through, um, for for harm. Um, and, uh, you can do your unquenchable vitality. Does it bypass armor? Uh, well at that range, yes. Okay. So it'll be the full for harm, but I'll roll my unquenchable. Um, can I protect someone?
01:10:17
Speaker
Um... Or was it too fast? You know what? I hate to say no. I always love a good yes and so why don't you go for that and we'll see what happens. Alrighty.
01:10:28
Speaker
Yeah, go for it. We'll see what happens. Oh, nice. It's a 12 over. Yeah. So you see as she is jumping and cutting into this guy in white, you see another man in white walks up behind her and presses his big ass pistol like a huge barrel gun up against her back and is about to pull the trigger. And it looks just like the one she just attacked off the horse. And you how are you protecting?
01:10:57
Speaker
I'm going to inflict harm on the enemy. I'm just going to shoot him with the magnum. Okay. Yeah, you clip him, you blast him and like a huge chunk of his body just like chunks off as you shoot him. And the gun goes, and just when it seemed like it was going in the alley, it doesn't. But then Malcolm, you feel just like a slice across your back.
01:11:20
Speaker
You feel like a blade just cut you across the back for three harm. And you see Chelsea and Leslie, as you guys were running up towards Malcolm, you see another man in white shows up and slashes Malcolm across the back. And he says, well, well, well, how in the hell did you get here? Is there just clones of this guy?
01:11:47
Speaker
Oh my gosh. You know, it's a good thing there's so many of you because I'm going to really enjoy this. And I think Mal's going to kick some ass on the guy who just cut him. Yeah.
01:12:05
Speaker
Yeah, Chelsea, Leslie, get ready because you're going to be next. All right, yep. There we go. Go ahead, kick some A.S. from Malcolm Duvall. Postman rings twice. That was a six. At the six? Yep.
01:12:21
Speaker
Oh my god. That's a four. How? I can probably help you with a six, but I can't help you at all. It's too late now. Oh no. Oh my goodness. Do you at least take the higher role?
01:12:37
Speaker
Oh, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have rerolled that because my new move, what does not kill me, since I took harm, I could take a plus one. Damn, you just busted all the cool stuff today. Yeah, no. Yeah, so what, you're trying to shoot him after you got slashed? You're trying to gun him? Yeah, I was going to gun him.
01:13:00
Speaker
Alright I'm gonna give before I say what happens does Chelsea or Leslie want to do anything to help protect Malcolm before he gets, you know, the repercussions of a fail. Totally. I'm trying to read stuff. Yeah. Go ahead Leslie what were you what were you gonna say? Kind of say I'm trying to see. There's a fancy gun. I do have a fancy gun if I can interject with a little pow.
01:13:28
Speaker
Yeah, you could do you could do like an act under pressure or not acting pressure I help out which is plus cool and then I'm sorry protect someone which is plus tough. Sorry. So that would be what you'd be doing is like you could draw the fire from him or do some harm like Malcolm did to to take the gun away or take the blade away from Malcolm. Oh, that's a big fat 10 woof woof.
01:13:49
Speaker
So yeah, you you can inflict harm on the enemy hold the enemy back all impending danger is now focused on you or you suffer little harm when you jump into protects. I'm guessing you're shooting at him to get them get them off of Malcolm. I sure am. So you're trying to get his attention. Are you trying to hurt him? I'm trying to hurt him.
01:14:06
Speaker
Okay, so you inflict harm on him with your special gun. So justice, he's about to like plunge his blade into Malcolm again, like just a bullet. And he falls over and he's lays there. He's like gasping for air. And he just stops moving. Good. Fuck you.
01:14:28
Speaker
Nobody likes that guy. Chelsea. Chelsea, don't be that guy. Nobody likes that guy. Everybody's like, Chelsea, what are you doing? I know you're looking at your moves. Well, I think since that guy who was just menacing Mal is now taken care of, she'll probably focus on the other ones and she will actually, is he injured at all?
01:14:52
Speaker
Is Malcolm injured? Absolutely. He got slashed across the back. And he had to administer first aid in the form of the ghost pepper brownies, shoved aid in his mouth. Okay. Do you have to roll magic for those? I forget. Yes, I do. Okay. Oh boy. Emotion don't damage. But I used magic last time, so I get another plus one forward.
01:15:18
Speaker
Yeah. Okay. Okay. That's a 10. Nice. Good to have a healer on the team. Um, so you heal three harm, but it's extremely painful. Yeah, it's okay. Cause, uh, I have, um, I have asphalt jungle. So, um, you know, I'm, I'm, I'm tough that way. I guess. So do I.
01:15:44
Speaker
Is asphalt jungle when you're in a city? No, it just says that I heal faster than normal people and anytime my harm gets healed, I heal one extra and I'm immune to all zero harm and one harm effects.
01:15:56
Speaker
That's awesome. Super cool. Over to Ollie again real quick. Ollie, you're just cutting into this guy and another dude got shot behind you just as you were attacking him. This guy's coughing up blood and he's like, I recognize you.
01:16:16
Speaker
You're that angry woman with all the angst, isn't ya? That's who you are. Yeah, she is 100% focused on him, and this time she's going in and just going to bite out the jugular. Okay.
01:16:32
Speaker
Yeah, go ahead and roll one more kick some ass for me. He's like, misguided, stupid teenage bit. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he just rip his throat out and he just stops moving. Absolutely. Yeah. And then as you hear more screams around you, you start to notice that there's like dozens of men in white just riding around on horses.
01:16:59
Speaker
So forward kill them, right? The forward damage I did would kill them. Oh yeah. I'm going to then, since I rolled an 11, I'm going to... For your extra effect? Yeah, give a plus one forward to Malcolm.
01:17:19
Speaker
Okay. Very good. So yeah, you notice that there are a bunch of men in white and like other cowboys kind of like miscellaneous about them. Weird looking cowboys kind of like really kind of gruff looking guys like I mean, I know there usually are but there's something different about these guys. They're riding around with the men in white just like terrorizing this little town. And you notice that this town looks I mean, it looks like something right out of a reenactment. It's you know, there's
01:17:43
Speaker
Like just old saloons and stuff on fire and and like old general shops and and just like dozens of bodies thrown around throughout the street. Ali is pretty much ignoring the regular looking cowboys and only going for the guys in white. OK, if she can anymore. Oh, yeah, there's a bunch. Yeah, you just pick a direction and they're there. Yeah, she's going to head for like the nearest one.
01:18:10
Speaker
Okay so is always charging into more men and whites that we cut over back to Malcolm Malcolm you just got healed with the brownie what are you doing. Yeah i want to use my move a cult confidential. Which is the first time in each mystery that i observe a monster minion or phenomenon action i can ask one of the questions from the investigation history list.
01:18:31
Speaker
Okay, go for it. And I'm going to ask something off of the, I lost my place, sorry, the investigate phenomena list. Okay. And I want to know how is this phenomenon doing this?
01:18:48
Speaker
Like, how are we seeing the extra men in white and, like, what's going on here? Because, you know, I smell fish. You recall saying something earlier about this is either a reenactment or we went back in time. There's a very good chance now that you're seeing all of this that
01:19:13
Speaker
There's something there's some fuckery with time going on here that you can tell that this person has replicated themselves with some sort of magical time. Magic, magical time magic is what that's called. Yeah, I think Mel's going to go ahead and just like look at him and say it and just. Did you make a ton of time clones? Are you talking to me, fool? Yeah.
01:19:45
Speaker
Oh, Malcolm, you know nothing. Oh, hey, I'm sorry, what was your question? I appeared to have a weirdly magical bullet wound I'm currently suffering from. Malcox's gun, you want another one? Well, I mean, look around you kid, you think that's gonna do you any good? That made me feel better. Now tell me, what the hell is going on here?
01:20:13
Speaker
Uh, you want to try to manipulate someone, see if you can talk to you. Can Chelsea come forward and shove a meringue into the guy's mouth? And do what with it? Like it's a little train and shove it in. It's the meringue of truth.
01:20:54
Speaker
Okay, go for it. Sure. Put the meringue of truth in its mouth. Stick it in. And I just did magic recently too, didn't I? So I've got another plus one forward. Does that work every time you use magic? Yep. Every time you use magic, I get to take plus one forward. Um, yeah. So, um, yeah, he's got to tell the truth. Okay. I hate meringue.
01:20:59
Speaker
Oh okay, how does that work?
01:21:23
Speaker
Actually, I don't mind it. All right. I'm rolling my manipulate someone. Okay. Um, and that's an eight. Okay. Um, so, uh, while with the truth thing, it kind of makes it hard for him to, I think for him, I think he'll be selective in his truths with an eight, you know, he'll still tell the truth, but he can find ways to not tell the truth while telling the truth. Oh, I hate it when they're smart.
01:21:49
Speaker
Yeah. So go ahead, but you'll still get some truthful answers because of the meringue of truth. All right. Let me say it again. What the hell is going on here?
01:22:24
Speaker
How the hell did you become a Time Lord? I don't even... What?
01:22:34
Speaker
Vagrants. Yep. Vagrants messing with time. I didn't even know that was a thing. Yeah, me either until it was. All right, then call your men off. Why would I do that? Because I can kill you.
01:23:03
Speaker
I mean, yeah, you can kill me, but you see how many of me have left, Malcolm? Come on, use your brain, man. Yeah, but I'm going to specifically kill you. So yeah, they may live on, but you're dead.
Post-Battle Decisions and Discoveries
01:23:17
Speaker
You don't seem to understand, all right, that my death means nothing. I just, you just don't get it. You're not smart enough to understand all this is what I'm trying to say.
01:23:32
Speaker
And that's my honest answer. Hey, Ollie. Ollie's all the way up in town killing other dudes. Oh, okay. I thought Ollie was there. Yeah. So the only ones there is Leslie and Chelsea. You're a fool, Malcolm. Always have been, always will be. How, how do you control time? We'll move through it.
01:23:59
Speaker
With some trinkets. What kind of trinkets? Magic trinkets. Is it something you have on you? No. Where is it? Is it on one of you? It's very possible.
01:24:29
Speaker
He smiles at you like a big toothy grin about him. It's possible. I really want to kill this guy. So if anybody else has any good questions, now might be the time. Is the one of you that has it the one true one of you?
01:24:55
Speaker
I like that question. Let me tell you like this, little lady. One of me definitely has it. But is it the one true me? I mean, that's just a hard question to answer. Because it could be. But then again, here's the fun part. We're all the true me. Don't get philosophical here.
01:25:25
Speaker
I'm not a little lady. I'm not getting philosophical. I'm just telling you that all of us are the truth. Are you trying to say that you're all the one person and you're here because you've come from multiple times or are you actually clones? I will tell you this. We are not clones. He's just one person.
01:25:57
Speaker
Yep. All right. Um, I think we're done with this one, right? Uh, he says, he says, Hey Malcolm, before you finish me off, I just want you to know that we brought something for you. What are you talking about? We brought a gift for you just in case we saw you.
01:26:26
Speaker
Um, yeah, I think Mal's gonna put his barrel against the guy's head. What did you bring? It's not a matter of what, Malcolm. Uh-oh. It's a matter of who. You son of a bitch. Sometimes she can be, yeah. Uh, Mal's gonna pull the trigger.
01:26:50
Speaker
Okay. A loud echo, a loud shot echoes in the area and this man's face is no more. What do y'all do? Ollie's like off gone, by the way. Loot the body. I was going to say let's catch up to Ollie. But let's loot the body first. All of them.
01:27:22
Speaker
You're that character that you're that friend when I play like teeth like RPGs with somebody that like loot stop and loot everything I'm just like I just want to I just want to play the game
01:27:31
Speaker
Yeah, that's why you don't play Fallout 76. That's why you don't play Fallout 76 with me because I loot everything and I'm just real slow going. You're that person in an MMO while the whole team is fighting like a boss or something and meanwhile you're running over to the treasure chest to loot it.
01:27:57
Speaker
Yeah, like your name is Pat Mule. One of my characters ignored the looting and just took heats.
01:28:07
Speaker
So you're going to loot the body. You find just a really nice suit on the person and he smells really good. And you just find like one of his little canes that he carries around and you find it's like a little, little sword cane that that's what he slashed Malcolm with. That's pretty much it. That's what he got. Hey, Chelsea, you know what I think we should do? What? I think we should take the cane.
01:28:36
Speaker
Okay, all of the canes? Because I mean, it stands to reason if he's just the same person traveling through time, he should have the magic trinkets on every single version of him, right? I don't know. I'm not an expert in time travel at the least. Hell, I'm barely an expert on monster fighting. I feel like we can't take it for granted.
01:29:03
Speaker
Yeah. I think we should definitely take the cane, though. OK. Are you going to do it? Oh, me? Yeah. I guess you've got some trauma with it. OK, I'll take the cane. All right, cool. I just got an experience. Ah. Because of your take the cake. Yeah, very good. Good job. OK. So, wow. You can't use these shells to live a love. Yeah.
01:29:33
Speaker
That's all he's been doing this whole time, using Chelsea. Good to see you. Let's jump back up to Ollie real quick. Ollie, you are up in town tackling other men in white, yes? Oh, yeah.
01:29:49
Speaker
Um, so yeah, you tackle another one, um, off their horse. Um, and, uh, are you going to kick some more ass or are you going to say anything or do anything? I'm just giving into your rage. She is just giving into her rage. She is just blood thirsty now. Okay. That's a tenor. Yeah. You tackle another guy and just like start cutting into again and he looks at you and he says, my God, you are strong. Oh.
01:30:18
Speaker
I'm so glad that we had this chance to meet again. Okay. Yeah. She is going to like reach her claws. Like I'm sorry. Anyone who like doesn't like gore and violence.
01:30:37
Speaker
because this is just Ollie. Sorry, mixing up characters. This is just Ollie, but she reaches into his mouth and just kind of like breaks his jaw, like pulls it. Yep. Yeah, yeah, that's it. Yeah, yeah, he stops moving right away. And then you kind of hear like a weird silence. Like it's kind of weird, like you hear all the noise just stop.
01:31:07
Speaker
And then you see the man in white standing there again and he has like his cane pressed to you. Like as you're kind of ripping this dude's job party you feel like a tap on your shoulder and as you look up you see another man in white he stand there with a big smile on his face and he says. No i knew that you would come i don't know how i knew that you would be here.
01:31:35
Speaker
So do you want to tell me how you got here? Yeah, she just lunges. As you go to do that, that cane just sends a jolt through you and your body just freezes in time. And all you can do is speak. You can feel like your muscles starting to tighten. And he says, well, hang on now. I'm just trying to have a nice talk with you. I gave you your catharsis. The least you could do is answer my question.
01:32:03
Speaker
I brought extra versions of me so you could get out your rage. She is just seething, foaming at the mouth. Pretty sure in her state of anger, she's not even comprehending what he's saying. Oh, my poor little girl. All right, looks like you need to burn soft some more energy. So just give me a second. I'll get you some more. And he kind of just starts walking away from you. She just says, you.
01:32:33
Speaker
Yes, me, whatever. Hey, here's some zombies or something, fight them. And you see just like about a half a dozen like cowboys with like dead eyes just kind of come out and they're kind of like lumbering towards you and then all of a sudden like your body snaps back to like normal and the man in white just all of a sudden is gone. Is there other men in white? Yeah, there's still a few around. But right now you're just surrounded by undead cowboys. She actually gets surrounded, okay. Yeah.
01:33:03
Speaker
She's just gonna fight her way through them to get to the next Men in White. Okay. Why don't you roll one more kick some ass in the jump scenes again. These crazy zombie cowboys. That's a step. I just say, Evan. So that's what, three harm on one of these boys?
01:33:29
Speaker
Yes, so yeah, so yeah one of their heads immediately just like rolls off Like as you slash them then like all these zombies just like pull out guns and they just go And just lay into you just one after the other for forearm
01:33:45
Speaker
Uh, again, does this bypass armor? No. No, not in this instance. Like, they're not, like, pressing it right up against your dome or anything. So then that's gonna be too harm and I will do uncrenchable vitality. I heal it. She just took all those bullets. She was like the mask. Just absorbed all these fucking bullets. And even the zombies are like, huh?
01:34:13
Speaker
Just pretty much Wolverine. It just all stitches back together once when it goes through. What the fuck? One of the zombie says. All right, over to Malcolm and the gang. Malcolm, Leslie, Chelsea, you just put a you just blew off the face of this person. You were Chelsea picks up the cane. What are y'all doing? I think we need to rejoin with Ali.
01:34:40
Speaker
Yes. Onward with violence. Yes. Onward with violence. While we're making our approach, I want to roll to investigate a mystery. Sure. Do it, do it, do it. Plus shop. What's happening with your rolls today? Yeah, I know. That was a six plus one makes it a seven. Oh yeah, that's right. You got that plus one forward from Ollie. Perfect. Oh, I'm sorry. Then it's an eight because I also have what does not kill me.
01:35:08
Speaker
Oh yeah, perfect. Well, there you go. So that's an ater. So you get one question. Someone investigate a mystery. All right. So, um, I'm going to ask, um, I want to ask what can hurt it, but I'm worried you're just going to say he's you and anything can hurt him.
01:35:38
Speaker
Are you referring specifically to Collins? Yeah. I'm going to ask, what is being concealed here? Here specifically or in the town? More specifically, do I see any men in white?
01:36:02
Speaker
As you guys are getting closer to the town, yeah, you still see a few of one of which, you know, just got tore up by Ollie. Yeah, you probably see Ollie running towards another one. Yeah. You know what? I'm going to ask what can hurt it, specifically about the Time Lord. Hmm.
01:36:23
Speaker
Well, I mean you're correct in my answer, but i'll give you more than that I mean because he is at the end of the day. He's still a human Um, so, you know what you've done has clearly hurt him. Um, because you've killed him. Um a couple of times now Um, but i'll say this. Um If any of what he's told you is true which you know some of it has to be because of chelsea's spell um that there is some
01:36:51
Speaker
Let's just say prime version of him that started this in the first place that you can surmise if you can take him out. Then, you know, the rest of them probably wouldn't be able to exist for much longer. Okay. All right. Here's what I think we should do. I think Ollie has the right idea and I think we should just keep killing the men in white. Okay.
01:37:22
Speaker
All right. And the zombie cowboys? They're secondary. Don't let one bite you, but we're mainly going after the men in white. Okay. Leslie, are you doing anything else before you guys head into town?
01:37:49
Speaker
Any other investigations or any other preps that you want to do? You're almost in the endgame now. Is it too, because it always says at the beginning, is it too late to connect the dots?
01:38:08
Speaker
Nah, man. I'm just a bad GM and forget you have those skills. So yeah, go ahead and roll. Cool. I'm a bad player and I forget I have those skills. I just forget that those are skills that Monster of the Week has sometimes. Yeah. It's a niner. What is that? Like one question from your list? Can I help out? Uh, sure. Yeah. Why not? Go for it. Okay. Let's try. Nine is one. Okay.
01:38:39
Speaker
That's that's an 11 They're just having like a little connect the dots sesh together And yeah, so Yeah, they do that. So yes you so that was what two three. No three question three Yeah, three questions from your list. How does this mystery connect to the bigger picture? I
01:39:01
Speaker
Cool, that is a question I don't know how to answer without spoiling so much stuff. Spoilers! Okay, so think of it like, obviously if there's stuff that Leslie doesn't know yet. Right. You know, so anything that would be a full ass spoiler, she wouldn't know, so she wouldn't be able to connect.
01:39:23
Speaker
Um, you know, based on what you've seen, um, with, and what you've been told from Collins, um, and just all the magical shit that you've seen Chelsea do and all these other things that, um,
01:39:40
Speaker
The bigger picture is, you know what? I'll give you this. This dude, knowing how nefarious he is, would not be here for no fucking reason. You don't quite know what the bigger picture is, but you know he wants something real bad to be here. And he did say he knew you would be here. So he said he's planning something big. Otherwise he wouldn't be here. And you know for sure that you have time traveled
01:40:09
Speaker
to a very specific location in time. It's a spoon, isn't it?
Unraveling Collins' Plans and Creatures
01:40:19
Speaker
He wants those spoons from Carlton. He wants Carlton spoons, maybe, maybe. He did never put those back. When and where will the next critical event occur?
01:40:40
Speaker
again how would I'm trying to think how would Leslie know oh I know you you know what retroactively you guys looted the body Leslie everybody was not a very good looter but you notice
01:40:57
Speaker
that this guy has a Blackberry phone on him. Information. And you pick it up. And the next event happens at the only the notes that you see says 2021 Levi's Church.
01:41:30
Speaker
Okay. That's about what I'll give you because there's no way you wouldn't know this stuff. Yeah. I know. It's like, Oh, these questions matter. All right. So you get, you get one more.
01:41:49
Speaker
I also forgot the name of the town that that church was in. You also forgot the name of the church, too, which is why you called it Levi's Church, right? That's why I called it Levi's Church. But then again, Colin's what might not know either. Colin's has my brain. So there's a question that's, what does the monster want from this person? Can that just be a general motivation check of the opponent? Yeah.
01:42:18
Speaker
You read farther on the Blackberry. Yeah, of course I do. I'm Leslie McKenzie. That's right. UC Collins is texting himself. He's sending messages to himself about different places to go. And there's one thing you keep noticing as you're skimming through some of these messages is you're noticing the word
01:42:47
Speaker
How would I put that? I'll give you this instead. This is a little bit better. You see the name Kronos, the soul of Kronos. You keep seeing these words pop up over and over and over again. I look up at Ray. No. I did the same thing. I looked over and I saw the display name. Uncle Ray. Yeah, I can understand. Very handsome men.
01:43:18
Speaker
I merely play the character, not right. Yeah, right, right, right. No, I look up at Mal and Chelsea and I'm like, does the soul of Chronos mean anything to you? Does it keep it?
01:43:40
Speaker
I'm worried to let you roll. You know what? I'm going to let you roll, Chelsea. What am I rolling? Shop or something else? Ray, were you going to say something before I do this? Oh, I was going to ask, can I use a cult confidential on this? Can you use it more than once? Oh, yeah, I guess you can. It's just first time. Oh, right. Observe.
01:44:04
Speaker
Reserve it in action. I don't think it would apply. Yeah, I don't know Yeah, I was gonna say I think you have to see it happen for that So I don't know if that would really work for for that But Chelsea I'll tell you what I'm gonna let you roll to see if you know this but you cannot use luck if you fail Okay, what am I rolling? Cuz this is just a straight history roll. I can't walk this stuff into your history I'm stalling so I can think of what I want you to roll
01:44:34
Speaker
I didn't realize. I just thought you were being annoying. Well, that too. That too. How about just a straight sharp? Just a sharp-ass rule. I have a plus zero for sharp, but I did recently do a magic, so at least I have a plus one, right? Mm-hmm. So, yeah, a sharpie. Six. I rolled a six. It's my first fail.
01:45:02
Speaker
Oh, no. Um, I'll tell you this, um, Granny would know, but you don't. Oh, no, but it's probably something Granny would know. She's not even alive right now, is she? What? Well, I mean, we traveled back in time, so I don't think she'd be alive right now, right? Um, I actually don't know how old she is. That's okay. Yeah, that's fair.
01:45:34
Speaker
Um, no, it doesn't mean anything to me, Leslie, to answer your question. Well, it means a whole lot to me though, Malcolm. And you see that there's a several more Collins is, is, is, is standing up the road from you. No, just one talk. Um, and then you can see, you can, you can kind of see that like behind them is like a couple of these like zombie, uh,
01:46:05
Speaker
uh, cowboys are, um, dragging like a, like a giant cage, um, out of like, out of the brush. Um, and, um, uh, Colin says to you, Malcolm, he's like, um, Hey, you know how, um, how just a minute ago I told you that I had something for you. Well, surprise, Malcolm.
01:46:35
Speaker
I think Bell's just going to shoot him. Okay. That's kind of where Mal is with this guy. You and Ollie are like both at your wit's ends with these fucking guys in white. Okay, go for it. Roll kick some ass. Yep, that's a 12. That's a 12. Because it's got the plus one. Yeah. And I have advanced.
01:46:58
Speaker
Okay. Um, so, um, on the advanced, I have four options and I want my attack to drive the enemy away in a route. Um, okay. Um, so my thoughts is cause my Magnum does three harm, not four. And I think we've established forearm is what gets the guy. Um, I think Mal shoots below the belt.
01:47:25
Speaker
Oh, well, that'll do it. Uh, yeah, just like a whole lower half of his crotch goes missing and he just drops to the ground and just stops moving entirely. Mal, Mal looks at the others and he's like, I've decided I'm not going to kill you. I'm going to let you live. And you see like the one on the ground, just like convulsing, um, as, as you say that. And then, um,
01:47:53
Speaker
You see one of the columns in the back kind of like quickly motions to the zombies and they pull like this lever on this cage and like you just hear like a and you see out from out from this cage walks a figure roughly about you guys's size but like kind of has some qualities of Ali looks a little bit like the creature you fought back at the
01:48:17
Speaker
at the ballroom, but much smaller and like these kind of tendril like arms hanging over top of his actual human arms and little spike thorns on top of its head and kind of like tainted yellow skin and multiple rows of teeth and a set of glasses on top of its face. And, and one of the Collins says, Malcolm, you remember Mike, right? You guys go way back.
01:48:46
Speaker
Son of a bitch Yeah, well, I thought maybe you might want to come face to face with your best friend your partner. I've been keeping them healthy for you. I Think Mal is legitimately stunned right now
01:49:03
Speaker
Yep. And then this creature jumps like just like super high in the air. And then you guys just see kind of like it blocks out the sun for a second and just looks like it's coming right down at all of you. What do you do? Um, Chelsea will toss an open cake tin underneath it and use magic, hopefully.
01:49:22
Speaker
Oh boy, do I have a preparation for you? I knew you would do this. Go ahead. Did you? I did. Success. Is that the first? Okay. Okay. Um, so that's magic. Yeah. Use magic. Trap a specific person, minion or monster. Uh, yeah, you do that. It jumps up and just gets sucked up into a cake tin.
01:49:49
Speaker
And Chelsea run over and put the lid on top of it and sit on it. Mm hmm. And then Colin says, Well, that's a cool trick. But how about another one? And then like another one walks out of the cage and looks exactly like that first one. And he says, Malcolm, you remember Mike, right? You guys go way back. I thought it'd be cool for you see an old friend. I've been keeping them healthy for you.
01:50:15
Speaker
And then it jumps up in the air and blocks out the sun and then just looks like it's going to land on top of you all. What do you all do? Um, I, I think, I think Mal's going to grab Chelsea and, and just be like, run. I think I have another cake tin in my bag somewhere. He's going to keep doing it.
01:50:49
Speaker
That's like a favorite just to get like all fucking 80 words out Leslie oh I am I am running right with them And then as you guys run Let's just see actually would you all please roll act under pressure? Yeah
01:51:15
Speaker
I'll be right with you, Allie, in a second. That's a 4 for Misari. Yeah, that's an experience. Me too. It always is with Mal. That's an 8 for Leslie. Well, I just did magic, so I can hit a plus 1. And 11!
01:51:35
Speaker
That's an 11. All right, very good. So this thing comes down, lands square on top of Malcolm, like right on top of him. Sounds out like a shockwave that Chelsea just kind of knocks you over and some of your odds and ends kind of fall out. But like, like, but you take you don't take getting hurt. Leslie, you get flung across the across the field, just maybe like one harm, like you don't take a lot.
01:51:58
Speaker
Um, but Malcolm, the mic lands right on top of you for three harm. Um, and just like, just, just, you feel like all the air escape your body. Um, and then you hear, you hear, you hear him say, you hear, you hear Mike's voice and you hear him say, pal, it's been forever. How you been? Oh, you know, had sex. Then you started crushing me.
01:52:28
Speaker
Yeah, good stuff. And then he shows your head, he shows the back of your head, so your face goes into the dirt and he starts pushing it into the dirt. While you collect your thoughts real quick, let's go back to Ollie. Ollie, you're currently the party is split, you're up there with a bunch of Collinses.
01:52:48
Speaker
I'd say that you probably killed another one by now. What do you do? And so I'd say this, after you're slaughtering another Collins and you're still surrounded by these zombie dickheads, as you're fighting your way through them, you can see the sun gets blocked out for a second. He's like a shadow of a human being up in the sky, and then moments later, you see it again.
01:53:13
Speaker
All right. Uh, but I don't see what is causing the. Eclipses. No, you see like a shadowy figure like up in the sky for a brief moment and you're like, huh? And then they disappeared back down to the ground and then you see it again. Probably like maybe 15 seconds later it happens a second time. Uh, okay. It's time travel is fun. I am going to.
01:53:44
Speaker
Roll for act under pressure to see if I can snap out of my anger long enough to figure out that my friends are in danger. That's a good point. That's a good point. Okay. That's a tenor. Yeah, baby. All right, so yeah.
01:54:06
Speaker
So, realizing that my group is probably wherever that shadowy figure is, begrudgingly, I kind of run away from the zombie cowboys and the other colons and I run over to see what is going on.
Negotiations and Tactical Decisions
01:54:27
Speaker
Yeah, as you sprint past all these nerds and they're firing guns at you You you see you see just as you get around the clearing Back down looking down towards the road right before they get up to the hill You see this like this figure just like pouncing on top of Malcolm standing on his back Shoving his face into the dirt. You see the other two compatriots tossed to the side. You see a large
01:54:52
Speaker
carriage, like a big cage with a bunch of those, probably like five or six of those zombie cowboys standing beside it. And like two or three other Collinses is standing there watching the commotion. All right, I'm going to tackle the creature on top of Mal. Okay. Are you looking to do damage or to protect Malcolm?
01:55:17
Speaker
a little bit of both. So you can either protect someone and then you could do harm to them or you could just just attack it and see what happens. I think I'm just going to attack it and see what happens. OK, go for it. Oh, oh, nine. That's a nine. Yeah, so you're just trying to like just just going to go and slash this this motherfucker.
01:55:43
Speaker
Yeah, I was kind of hoping to do like a little bit of a tumble to get him off now Yeah, he gets off of mouth as you tackle him and Yeah, as you tackle him you lay into him for what is it? For three harm. Yeah, that's one's gonna be three three harm Okay. Yeah. Yeah in this thing
01:56:08
Speaker
This thing kind of looks up at you and it's just about your size almost, maybe a little taller. It looks like a miniature version of the thing you fought in the ballroom. And it looks up and its glasses are cracked on its face. And then just like Cyclops from X-Men, you see his eyes get really, really bright red. And then this red beam of fire comes out of his eyeballs. Full stuff.
01:56:31
Speaker
Yeah, and then just like just lays into you for three harm, ignoring armor, and you're going to be partially burned from this attack. So three harm, I'm going to use my Unquenchable Vitality.
01:56:46
Speaker
Yeah, do it. Do it. That's a good call. So you only take one harm. That's an 11. Actually, because I have Asphalt Jungle, I heal for three harm. Yeah, so it's pretty much going to be a battle of the immortals with this shit. Yes, exactly.
01:57:03
Speaker
All right, yeah, so that is a thing. So yeah, this thing just shot fire at you. You have some burns on your body, but you have healed any major wounds that could have hurt you. Okay, so let's do Leslie. Leslie, Ollie has returned, tackled Mike off of... Malcolm, what are you doing?
01:57:36
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah, that's a tough situation. So I'm afraid to shoot Mike because I'm afraid it'll make Mel sad. Right. But I think maybe I should shoot Mike. You see that Ollie is not holding back when fighting this guy.
01:58:05
Speaker
Okay. Um, yeah, go for it. Um, roll, kick some, kick some AS, um, to shoot Mike with your magical gun. Do it. Oh. Oh no. That's a fixer. Can I like try to help out by like trying to position him in a way that she can aim better?
01:58:32
Speaker
Yeah, sure, why not? Yeah, that would be a plus cool for helping out. Helping out? I got a nine. That's a nine. It's a plus one to make it a seven. Okay, that's pretty good. You expose yourself to trouble or danger, which is absolutely fine with Ollie. Yeah, so that your pistol plus the magic does what? Three harm now, right?
01:58:55
Speaker
Yeah, you were enchanted by the Chelsea's magic. Yeah Okay Yeah, you like put a put a shot into into Micah. Do you see these fire beams come out? When all he kind of pulls him up to get shot by you And he recoils for a second and just kind of like you you hear like a loud hiss come from him and then
01:59:19
Speaker
his eyes light up again and he just like, just like in a sweeping motion just like moves his eyes left to right between Ollie and you, Leslie. Ollie, since you exposed yourself to danger, he's going to do that again to you. Three harm, ignoring armor. So you're going to have to roll your unquenchable vitality again. Okay, I only heal one harm.
01:59:41
Speaker
You hear one harm. So that's two. I held two harm. Just kidding. Right. So that would be one. One harm for you. And yeah, so like, Leslie, I'm so sorry, but you two will take three harm and you will be burned as well. Happens to the best of us. It sure does. Does not feel good. No, it doesn't. Chelsea, you're up. What are you doing?
02:00:10
Speaker
Um, Chelsea, we'll pick up one, one of the brownies that fell out. You said there was a few things fell out of a bag. She'll quickly dust it off, like five second rule, five second rule, run over him and shove the brownie into his mouth and cast use magical to heal. Okay. Mal, Mal's going to say, no, give it to Leslie. Oh, you're going to roll to manipulate.
02:00:36
Speaker
Yeah, I'll roll the manipulate. You can. Oh, you're gonna manipulate her now? Oh my gosh. You're gonna manipulate such a bitch. You're using her first and then you're gonna manipulate her, just...
02:00:49
Speaker
That's an 11. That's a 12. That's a 12. That's a 12. Because I was injured and I got that, uh, what doesn't kill me. Right. Um, so that is an advanced. Oh, so I have to roll against you. Don't I? If you've got advanced, I've got to act under pressure. They must act under pressure to resist your request. Um, yeah. So if you do what I ask, um, you mark one experience and you take plus one ongoing while doing what I ask.
02:01:18
Speaker
That's my advanced. So if you, if you take the riff as if you want to resist, you can. Yeah. But if you, oh yeah, you have to act under pressure to resist. And if you do what I ask, um, you'll mark one experience and you'll take plus one for doing what I ask. Yeah, baby.
02:01:39
Speaker
If it's a saved mouse, she's going to act on the pressure. Three. Go for it. That ain't going to do it. Do I still get experience if I fail? I mean, you could still, I mean, I guess. I hadn't really thought about if they fail. I mean, I guess so, yeah.
02:02:03
Speaker
Uh, I mean, I suppose, yeah, I would say, yeah, absolutely. Okay. She'll quickly be lying to Leslie and shove it in Leslie's mouth and attempt to roll your magic for Leslie.
Escape Attempts and Sacrifices
02:02:17
Speaker
What the hell was that noise called? It's a brownie. It's more like... It's super effective. I was going to say, apparently she was eating some ramen right there. It's super effective. It is super effective, so you get three healed and also there's some advanced effect of the Keepers. Oh, damn.
02:02:39
Speaker
Yeah. Oh, yeah. The advanced effect is you have wings now. I'm kidding. That'd be freaking cool. All right, fine. You have wings. You have magical spectral wings. Oh, wow. That lasts for 60 seconds. Must be one of those Reaper brownies.
02:03:05
Speaker
Yeah, there you go. Yeah. And with the burns and everything, Leslie looks like she's fucking like a succubus. She looks like a demon.
02:03:16
Speaker
Don't look at him Malcolm. Um, yeah, so that's a thing. Um, so, uh, yeah, I'm going to say, um, Chelsea, you ran over there to heal Leslie, but you've definitely exposed yourself to danger by doing that. Cause like they were in the middle of a fight. Um, so, um, so yeah, so it was, this is definitely not at a distance.
02:03:45
Speaker
Huh? Leslie was at a distance, but there was just a heat beam that that way. So when she's running over there, Mike's going to see her run over there. So he's like, oh shit, she's healing like what I just did. Because Mike still has some of his faculties, as you've just heard him talking to you. He is no mindless beast, you can surmise. So yeah, and so Ollie, you see this thing just like the flash, just like speed forces.
02:04:13
Speaker
away from you faster than you've seen anything move and then just like grabs ahold of Chelsea after she's healing Leslie and just start picking her up in the air. It looks like he's going to take one of these tendrils and start smacking her with it. Yeah, no. Mal's going to try to protect her. I was going to say I was also going to try to protect her. Okay, go ahead and roll protect someone, Mal. All right. I'll put in that plus one. That's a nine.
02:04:38
Speaker
That's a niner. Ollie, do you want to help with that to get him up to a tenner? Yes, yes. I could help too by biding the guy. That's an eight for help. Ollie and Malcolm were reacting at the same time, so we can just have this be like a little tandem. So that's an eight for help, so plus one to Mel, and I expose myself to trouble or danger again.
02:05:01
Speaker
Okay. Um, yeah, so that's a 10 for Malcolm. Malcolm, how are you protecting Chelsea? What is happening here? Uh, I'm going to hold the enemy back. Okay. Uh, how are you doing that? Are you just running up to him and or how does that, what does that look like? I think I'm going to go in for like, um, the classic wrestling move where you like come in from behind and like lock their neck as you fall forward.
02:05:31
Speaker
You're going to bulldog him? Yeah, I don't know what the moves call, but I'm going to do something badass like that. You're going to bulldog him? Okay. Okay, cool. All right. So you bulldog this dude and take him down and he's kind of struggling with you. He drops Chelsea. And then you hear just like a series of
02:05:56
Speaker
And just like a barrage of bullets like lands into Ollie as she's trying to help with the struggle. Ollie, that's going to be five harm from all the guns. Let's see. Uncrunchable vitality. There's a minus two harm. So minus three harm. That's two harm so far. Plus armor.
02:06:19
Speaker
Yeah, from all these other nerds. So the armor negates it. So that's three harm I heal and two harm I ignore. God damn. Very good. So just again, Ollie gets riddled with bullets and then... God, I'm gonna make Ollie the monster of the week next week. There you go. It's one of the other groups. Mal's gonna yell out, run!
02:06:49
Speaker
Wait, we're running. Yeah, everybody else needs to get out of here. Where? Go back. I'll run for a doorway. Roll for doors. You're running towards the carriage? Yeah, sure. There's not like no other doors here. Well, you said they were attacking a town, right?
02:07:15
Speaker
That's true, but you guys are technically still on the outskirts of town. You're not in town yet. Ollie was the only one that actually made it into the village. But yeah, I mean, technically there are doors there too if you want to run towards the enemies to get there. Sure, you could do that. I mean, throwback, whatever. Yeah, whatever you want to do. I'm just letting you know roughly where you're at is you would still need to go past all of the zombies and Collins to get into town.
02:07:42
Speaker
That's up to you, Chelsea. What do you want to do? I guess I'll run back to the carriage. Okay. Thank you. All right. So is she taking my advice? I don't think you can use it on the same person twice in a mystery. Oh, yeah, that's right. Dang it. I'm on you now. I let you abuse it too many times the first time you started using it. I mean, I could roll the manipulate somewhat now.
02:08:05
Speaker
No, yeah, she's Yeah, why would that be for her? Really? Yeah. So Chelsea, you're running towards the carriage. Leslie, what are you doing? I can you have your magical shotgun? I was gonna say, can I try to shoot again? Yeah, yeah, go for it. You're shooting a Collins, a zombie or a mic?
02:08:37
Speaker
There's so many targets, so little time. Let's- I know. Do you have the, what'd you call it? The Sprinkle Tickler? What'd you call it earlier? What? Sprinkle, what'd you call it? Malcolm called it a funny name. It's a Sprinkle Gun. The Sprinkle Gun. No, I thought you said something else. Yeah, the Sprinkle Gun. Sprinkle Tickler. Sprinkle Cannon. Yeah, Sprinkle Cannon. Yeah, Sprinkle Cannon. If you shout, Chocolatey Claire turns into a shotgun.
02:09:08
Speaker
chocolate Claire. It just before your eyes just like, just morphs like a weird snake looking thing, like a balloon morphing itself into a gun. And then your little gun turns into a big ass like magical glowing shotgun. Who are you shooting? Let's pick off Collins.
02:09:30
Speaker
pick off a Collins. Okay. Yeah. If you hit with that, it's probably going to do a lot harm on that thing. If you go for it, you would definitely kill a Collins with the shotgun. Let's do, let's do a mic. Let's do a mic. Okay. You're going to do a point because that's a 10 baby. Nice. Very good. What extra effect would you like on your kick some ass roll? Oh, I rolled the wrong thing.
02:09:57
Speaker
I know you did. I noticed, but it's OK. I like this better before I noticed. Yeah, so your extra effect. I will take the advantage, but I'm going to give it to Mel.
02:10:12
Speaker
Okay. Um, so yeah, you blast into Mike for another four harm for magic harm with this fucking rocking shotgun. It sends, it sends Mike flying like just across the way. He just lets out like a fuck and just starts like rolling.
02:10:29
Speaker
He's like, hey, Collins, you want to help out? Oh, God, that hurt. He's rolling. He's hating us. And he's riding dirty. And then, yeah, you see all the zombies turn their guns on you, Leslie, and just open fire.
02:10:49
Speaker
No. So that'll be a forearm from all the guns that are left after the ones y'all killed. I just failed you. I'm glad you did or I'd be deadzers. You'd be dying for sure. Ollie, what you doing? I'm gonna yell for the others to get out of here.
02:11:17
Speaker
Uh, including Mal, like she's going to specifically look at Mal and just be like, all of you get out of here. Yeah, go ahead.
02:11:30
Speaker
No, you're going to have to manipulate me if you want to try that. She doesn't do manipulate. I know. Oh, you didn't get lucky. I have a minus two charm. So manipulating someone. Yeah, she goes. I was going to stand terra firma, but she will say that the real Collins is here. Then we're going to kill him.
02:12:00
Speaker
We can't. Why? He can stop you in place. Do you know who he is? I don't know which one he is. Then we'll kill them all. I think he wants to talk to me. It's best if you all go. Now that's about the smartest thing I've heard you all say all day. Yes, we're going to just leave so that he can, what, kill you while we're not here to help? I don't think so.
02:12:30
Speaker
Charlie team don't run. You're not going to be able to help. You see another call and just kind of like all of a sudden just like sneaks up behind you, Leslie. And he's like, now just hang on a second. That was, where'd you get such a nice boom stick? Can I say that in sneaking up on me, he scared me and I just like hit him in the face with the gun. Jesus.
02:12:58
Speaker
It's like, oh, you, my, my tooth! What the hell? My accent's fading. Don't sneak up on people, asshole. I'm sorry, I just thought you, and see another tooth pops up. I'm sorry. Allie's going to walk up and put herself between Leslie and Collins.
02:13:26
Speaker
Not now this this unnecessary violence can be over if y'all just put down your arms and settle down you're against the time master here. I mean do you really think there's any chance I saw I saw your battle with the leprechaun by the way you couldn't even take him down what makes you think you're gonna be able to be me. Are you gaslighting us because we totally kick that guy's ass.
02:13:52
Speaker
Did you? Do you really think that you beat a leprechaun in a battle of fisticuffs? Yeah, we did. I saw it, man. I'm turning into Drake. That's not the right place. Are you sure you saw the right timeline? Yeah. I'm beginning to think you might be untethered, friend. I don't think you know what you're talking about there, Malcolm.
02:14:23
Speaker
Uh, I know exactly what I'm talking about. I think you're the one who doesn't know what he's talking about. No, you. No, you. I didn't like all the other columns as times in. No, you. No, I know exactly what happened. I was there. You on the other hand, weren't there. You're just a pretender. What makes you say that there, little Malcolm?
02:14:53
Speaker
Cause I was there also, what is it with your fixation on me? It's, it's gone back since San Norton. What the hell is the deal? Well, I mean, you ruined an operation that was very important to me. And I suppose I just have this love hate relationship where I love to see a Malcolm. I truly do, but I also want to see you suffer. You know what I mean?
02:15:23
Speaker
then let them go and you could have me. No, I want the little girl too. Over my dead body. The other two can leave. Well, I mean, that can be arranged Malcolm as much as, you know, like I've had so much time to catch up on media. You know how like the Joker is always obsessed with the Batman. I, I'm kind of,
02:15:45
Speaker
It's weird, you know what I mean? Like, I would hate to kill you because I just love watching you suffer so much, but I mean, I will if you keep getting in my way, you dig? Collins. Yeah? Will you take- Please call me Jeff. Will you take me and leave them? All three of them. I know.
02:16:10
Speaker
That would be you see I don't know if you were just paying attention. I know you I know It's been a real stressful day for you there little kid, but uh Listen I Kind of need this thing with Malcolm to work out Wait me away from him You said your name was Jeff
02:16:37
Speaker
Yeah, yeah. I mean, if I'm being quite frank, I guess his ruse can kind of come down, but you can call me Jeff. Jeff is fine. I don't really like. Collins is such a dated name anymore, you know? I'm kind of tired of it, so I just haven't been answering to it all that much, but um...
02:16:59
Speaker
Yeah, anyway, so why don't y'all, you know what Chelsea was it? And the weird one whose brain I can't seem to get a fix on, you guys can just piss off and I'll just take these two tradesies, right? As I said, if you wanted to hurt Ray so bad, you would just take me.
02:17:26
Speaker
Now, I want to hurt Ray too. I want to hurt Ray too so bad once I know who he is. It's a mystery. You mean Ray Charles, right? Oh, oh, Matt. Right. Got it. So.
02:17:46
Speaker
Hmm, how about you role manipulate someone on Jeff? Because I can't manipulate people. I mean, that's what you're doing though. I don't know what to tell you. Oh, a nine. What's a nine? That's not too shab. I want to help out. Okay. Wait, no, I don't. Fuck that. You don't? I was going to say, that's kind of strange of you. Just push her into him. Well, I mean, I leveled, so retiring to safety.
02:18:14
Speaker
I'll just flip that like disappears in a Dr. Strange hole. Perfect. Love it. Dr. Strange hole. That's my favorite Marvel character. He says because I'm nine, they'll do it. But only if you show them you really mean it. All right, fine. You know what? I think you're right. You did make a good point that if I keep you, Malcolm suffers a bit. So how about this?
02:18:44
Speaker
You force them. I mean, what am I doing? I could just, I could just send them the hell out of here if I'm being honest, but I need to see just how true you're going to be to your words. So how about you shove them back in that little door that your little lady friend over there is running towards and make sure they leave and then destroy it behind them. If you shove them all in there, uh, and don't try any funny business because I can stop time at will, you know, that you felt that.
02:19:15
Speaker
And I'll make them suffer right in front of you while you watch unable to do anything. I'll get them out. So if you make them leave, I'll let them go, but you got to stay. All right. All right. Ollie, how close are all of the three of them to the magic door? Well, Chelsea's probably the closest because she was running towards it originally. I think Leslie was also following in suit. But Malcolm, I don't think is budged yet. Nope. OK.
02:19:46
Speaker
Can I roll kick some ass without doing damage? Yes, we could call it... We could call it... I want like a grab type of check. I want to literally just grab Malcolm. We could call it emotional damage. I mean, I'll hurt him if I have to. I'm just trying not to hurt him.
02:20:15
Speaker
Uh, so you're trying to grab Mal? Yes. Uh, okay. Yeah, sure. Just make, how about a tough off if Mal's going to resist. You want me to do straight tough instead of weird? Uh, oh yeah. I guess you do use weird instead of tough for those things. Yeah. Okay. So, but yeah, essentially it's the same thing. It's your weird versus his tough. Okay. 10 from Ollie. I was going to say if she grabs Malcolm, he's going to kick some ass.
02:20:44
Speaker
You're gonna attack her? Yeah. Oh, okay. Well, she definitely has you, so you have no choice now, so... I am going to use my 10 plus, though, to force them where I want them. That's okay. I'm gonna use a luck. Oh, shit. Oh, no. And I have advanced, so that's a 12 plus on Kick Some Ass. Oh, fuck. If he's gonna fight back, then I am gonna hurt him. Okay. I'm gonna drive the enemy way in a route.
02:21:16
Speaker
Okay, in what way? How are you going to do that? The door's probably too far for me to roll a knocker in it, isn't it?
02:21:26
Speaker
Yeah, definitely from where you all are, where the battle's still taking place, plus Mike's still there. I can offer an option if the key allows it. What's up? Well, Chelsea realizing that people following her would have snuck her way back, pulled out another cake tin, and be ready to trap someone. Probably her and she would have been on Malcolm to save Malcolm, but I guess he could maneuver Ollie into the trap instead.
02:21:56
Speaker
Yeah. I like that idea. Okay. Okay. But, uh, Mal, you do take three harm. Yeah, that's okay. Yep. So she's like digging into you. Oh, and it ignores armor. If you have any. I don't, I lost my shirt. He just wearing a white seat. Yeah. He just, he just wearing a tank top. So I'm just saying if like your class has it, like, no, that's her extra is ignores armor.
02:22:24
Speaker
OK, so someone's getting sucked into the cake tin. Well, it looks like always getting sucked sucked sucked. Leslie, just just so I kind of know what you're doing in all this calamity, since Chelsea's casting magic and the other two are fighting. What are you doing? I steal this cane.
02:22:52
Speaker
Sure. Yeah. You already have one. I mostly, so basically my mentality right now is like in favor of let's stop arguing about who's going to sacrifice themselves and instead just kill this guy because I'm sick of his bullshit. But I know that's not necessarily going to help.
02:23:21
Speaker
Yeah. Extraction, extract, and extract. Hang on. Let's do something actually helpful here. What's it gonna be? I am, hang on. How's it gonna be? I'm checking what things do. Let me read a bad situation.
02:23:50
Speaker
Sure, that's a good idea. Getting information is always a good idea. That's a niner, so you get one from the situation checklist. What would you like to know? What's the best way out, not just for me, for all of us?
02:24:11
Speaker
Well, I mean, the door the door you came in from is the closest way out. Honestly, the only other option that you have if you're not going to try to go back through the way that you came would be to.
02:24:26
Speaker
I mean, I know it sounds kind of kind of drastic, but you need to find whatever it is that Collins got going on and get it from him or convince him to take you somewhere. You don't really have any other options. You're stranded in time and none of you are time travelers. So either he has to do it for you. You have to take it from him or you have to leave the way you came. That's there's not really a whole lot of options that you have at this point. Yeah, I wish I could tell you more, but you're kind of in a pretty shit situation at the moment. Yeah.
02:24:55
Speaker
I mean, do you want to say anything, or are you just going to run? No, I'm not going to run. Do you want Mal's advice? Yeah. Run. I don't want to run. Because Mal's going to run. Now that we have Ollie trapped. That's true. Okay. Oh yeah, Holly's in a kicked in. I forgot. I already forgot. And that's Holly's can get her out.
02:25:27
Speaker
Okay, yeah, okay, I vote okay for running back into the hidey-hole Shoot and run shoot and run well spray and run spray and run Yeah, as all those zombie cowboys As you guys sprint towards the door also Chelsea has to cast magic to start the door back up shit
02:25:48
Speaker
She'll run ahead. Yep. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. I'll cover you. Ooh. Okay. So we make it there, okay? Is that what you're telling us? Well, I need to see how your role goes first. I rolled an 11. You're on 11 to shove that key in there and open the door. Jiggle around. Jiggle around. This is a little bit of magic.
02:26:16
Speaker
Yeah, so the door opens up. You see Chelsea's, you see Chelsea's room inside of this, inside this carriage again. House, house, house, home, haven. Well, you see a room. You don't see the whole house. You got to go in there. Semantics. So are you jumping in, Chelsea? Yes.
02:26:38
Speaker
Okay. Leslie also hopping in. Everybody's hopping in. Yes. I guess by will. Well, you're in a caked and you got no fucking idea what's going on. Yep.
02:26:50
Speaker
And then so as you guys are hopping in You see you see as the door is slamming shut you see that you hear like a loud crack in the in the distance and You notice as the door slams in front of you Chelsea and Leslie that there is no Malcolm and there is no cake tin
02:28:19
Speaker
You feel good already?