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2.2-Dimburger in Paradise
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In Today's episode, The Sterilizers (And Ah-Li) enter into the funky Fort Lawderdale. Jenny introduces the gang to Margaritas and orgasmic burgers. "Who's really in control here?" Great Question, because in this episode, everybody at one point or another, loses control big time! Oh and Blik is around too I guess.
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Transcript
Recap of Previous Events
00:00:00
Speaker
Hello everyone, my name is Ali. Last time on the role players, I met Dim and Zinks. Well, sort of. They decided to litter my swamp with their dirty cart and their even dirtier donkey and goblin. Shortly thereafter, I gave chase to some swamp samurai who captured a beautiful blonde named Jenny.
00:00:18
Speaker
To show how grateful she was for her rescue, she gave me and the other two his little walnuts that had little sentries in them that are elemental when you can fight people with them. Whatever. She then took us to Fort Lauderdale to buy us some drinks. And I'll tell you one thing. I don't trust her. At all.
Character Introductions
00:00:48
Speaker
Hello. Welcome to the role players podcast. How's that? Oh, that's good. I like that. Maybe I'll use that next time. All right. Adam, why don't you introduce, remind everyone what character you're playing and say hi. My character's name is Ali and he is a druid from the swamp of the neverglades. Cool. Good accent. Great. Thank you. Amy. Hello.
00:01:15
Speaker
I'm playing Zinks, Eggshells, she's a halfling, she's Debs though. Cool, cool. What about you Justin? I'm Dim. You're just Dim. Cool, great. I think everyone knows Dim and Zinks by now, I hope so. Yeah. All of our diehard listeners. Yeah, all three of them. Cool. All right. So anyways, let's start this.
Arrival at Fort Lauderdale
00:01:40
Speaker
Y'all are coming up on Fort Lauderdale, right? It's a it's really just like a castle, right? It's like a literal fort, you know, like I don't think real Fort Lauderdale is a fort, right? Can someone confirm? I don't know. Is Fort Knox a real fort? OK.
00:02:00
Speaker
Yeah, so You're going up to the you're up to the gate Doesn't look it doesn't look like it's you know anything that you wouldn't have seen in a place like Atlanta There's a couple guards out front and they're just wearing like not really like armor they're just wearing like a
00:02:21
Speaker
kind of the same shit that Jenny's wearing, which is a Hawaiian shirt, a button-up Hawaiian shirt, short shorts, sandals and socks. The guards are also wearing short shorts? Yeah. Yeah. Sick. Sandals and socks. That's the most important part. Nice. Yeah. And also wearing like dad shades, like dad sunglasses. Hot. So yeah.
00:02:50
Speaker
And you know the guards? They see Jenny approaching. And one of them says, boy, Jenny. Who's them? Who's them with you? Who are they? And she just says, shut up, Bill. Let me in.
00:03:11
Speaker
All right. You know, she just think you go inside and you find inside a Fort Lauderdale. It is not like a castle. And in fact, it's quite the opposite. It looks more like a. It looks more like a tropical resort. Oh, OK.
00:03:31
Speaker
so uh you have like typical like stereotypical like you know like a beach Havana kind of thing right and there are just like there's a bar on the left you can tell it's a bar uh it says margaritaville oh
00:03:48
Speaker
That's a margarita vial ew the margarita vial Man I thought this woman said they kick ass Hey, no, it's not vial it's Margarita Bill Courtyard with a bar on one side. Yeah, it's literally like a courtyard with a bar on one side more like Sandals Jamaica, but in Fort Lauderdale. Oh
00:04:12
Speaker
Yeah. Uh, is Michael Scott there? And then on the other side of the courtyard is a restaurant called Cheeseburger in Paradise, which looks very similar to Margarita Village is a different site, but it's all like, it's very open. You know, it's not like a building or anything. It just kind of like a, it's kind of just got like a roof, you know, it's like a little hut kind of, I don't know. Uh,
00:04:36
Speaker
Yeah, it's kind of like you're on a vacation and, you know, all that stuff. You know, normally I don't like the machinations of man, but the way that cheeseburger is winking at me makes me feel like that place is mighty nice. Oh, yeah, you hungry? Could you? Oh, no, I don't eat. You're a weird hippie in a swamp and you're not a vegetarian. I don't I don't eat at all. I'm just saying that the cheeseburger looks friendly. I'll have his share if he's not going to. I'll take whatever he's when you were going to buy for him, Jenny. Yeah, he's the chubby one, my food.
00:05:06
Speaker
Remember, we have a mission. We're supposed to be looking for Jack, OK? I mean, we stopped at plenty of bars along the way down here. So what's one more going to hurt? But there's we didn't have company. Don't get distracted. All right. Well, I mean, I'm going to get I'm going to get a little distracted.
Dim's Cheeseburger Vision
00:05:24
Speaker
You know what I mean? OK, well, I'll check underneath the tables. Make sure Jack's not around here. All right. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So
00:05:36
Speaker
So what are we doing here again, Jenny? We're just here to party? Yeah, you don't have to party. I just thought I'd get you guys some food and some drinks on me, you know? Well, all right. I guess, well, why don't you point us to where you want us to go? What would you recommend? Well, I was going to have a cheeseburger, like I usually do when I come here. Do you guys want to join me?
00:06:04
Speaker
What is a cheeseburger? I've eaten cheese. What's a burger of cheese like? Uh, well, do you know what bread is? Okay. Uh, do you know what, uh, do you know what beef is? Do you know what a cow is? Oh yeah, I've eaten many.
00:06:30
Speaker
OK, well, you take that. All right. You put your cheese on it and put that in between two slices of bread. Then you got yourself a little cheeseburger. Why has no one ever thought of putting meat in between breads yet? I know. Up in Atlanta, we just like, you know, we slush it. Like, the best you can do is slush it all together on a plate with a bunch of slop. And, you know, it's all smooshy and soggy and it's gross. But I still eat it. That sounds like dog food. Delicious. Yeah, it does sound like dog food. OK. It's pretty great, though. All right. Well, why don't you guys come with me?
00:07:00
Speaker
right all right so she brings you over to what was that i suppose if it's a free meal we can okay well just come with me don't mind her she's just a little person
00:07:19
Speaker
Okay. So she takes you over to cheeseburger and paradise. And you see like a lot of people like say like, Hey, Jenny, what's up? You know, like everyone seems to know her. Right. And, uh, she just looks over. There's also a bartender in here too. And he like gives, you know, he's responsible for doing all the food and stuff. And she just looks at him and she just nods at him.
00:07:47
Speaker
And he says, Hey, Jack, Jack, Jack. Get some cheeseburgers. I already five of them margaritas too. We found him.
00:08:05
Speaker
All right, and then you see a little century bot, one of those little plant guys, one of those little plant bots come out of the kitchen just carrying a big ass plate of food in margaritas. I said five, but I meant to say four. My bad, I can't count.
00:08:26
Speaker
Like just carrying four cheeseburgers and four margaritas. Oh, excellent. The margaritas come out in like those huge like fucking wide mouth glasses, Seattle, like whole with two hands. Do they, do they have silly straws? Of course. Yeah. And salt along the rim.
00:08:45
Speaker
Is someone playing a kettle drum nearby somewhere? I hope. All right. Jimmy Buffett's cheeseburger and paradise is playing right now. Just like that. It sounds just like that. It's hamburger and paradise. We're playing. We can't afford cheeseburgers, hamburger and paradise. No, it's cheeseburger. Cheeseburger and paradise. This is a paradise of burgers.
00:09:11
Speaker
Ali can't help but tap his foot a little bit. All right. Oh, it's all right So, uh, yeah, it's all on me guys. Why don't you uh, I should dig in. Oh, all right Do you drink margaritas Ali? I don't drink cuz I gotta I drink cuz I wanna All right. I wish you didn't drink yours
00:09:34
Speaker
Sorry, I just start laughing mine like a dog is that how you drink this Jenny I don't know Yeah, no you just I don't know why he's doing it that way you just you just seared see you just drink it like she takes a sip she's like oh Yeah, you just and then you just kind of you know
00:09:54
Speaker
Move along the edge of the glass and salt. Yeah. Oh, that's probably more efficient than getting to the bottom of the glass. I was curious how it's going to fit my face in there. I'm going to dip. I'm going to dip my burger into it. Don't do that. Oh, hmm. Is bread really absorbed alcohol and watch the kitchen.
00:10:12
Speaker
Oh, okay. You're just gonna stay down there. Oh, that's what she likes to do that. She's like Those are definitely strange folks. Why would you want to hide your beauty from the whole boss things? Come on out. It's very nice of you
00:10:28
Speaker
I have a bite. It's great. Did you hear them? We have to look for Jack. No distractions. All right, Tim. So who's taking a bite of their cheeseburger? I am. I'm not eating mine. All right. I mean, I grab his. You hear you hear Zinks talking to you. Yeah. And then you have your eyes closed while you're eating this burger because it's so good. OK. And then you open your eyes to respond to Zinks.
00:10:56
Speaker
And you're not in Fort Lauderdale. Am I in a cheeseburger paradise? You're literally in your own personal paradise. And Zink's voice just like fades away into the background and you're just left with your cheeseburger. What does your, uh, what does your paradise look like? Uh, there's probably a lot of naked women. Yeah, there's tons of them. There's a shriek there. Yep.
00:11:20
Speaker
If problem's sure, if Dim looked hard enough, he'd probably find Zingshine somewhere. He's not gonna look that hard for that. She's on my back. There's beer fountains. Yep. Are you on like an island? I just imagine it to be like an island for some reason. Yeah, yeah, it's an island. Yeah, that's fine. Okay, yeah. Surround an island with a bunch of women in shrieks. It's an island made of meat. Great. Ladies, why everybody lying up? Apparently this is happening.
00:11:51
Speaker
Where's the guy with the jack? Bring me more cheeseburgers. And Jack comes over. He's like, here's your cheeseburgers, dim. Thanks, Jack. Actually, it's actually Jack, the literal salamander. That's based more on the recent events than anything. If anybody cuts in front of me, I'll kill him. So, uh, outside of, outside of dims fucking paradise world, uh, zinc's you're trying to get his attention.
00:12:19
Speaker
uh-huh you're trying to talk to him and he just kind of stares blankly and he just has a slight smile on his face he's not doing any he's just eating his cheeseburger
00:12:33
Speaker
Mm. Mm. Tim. I'm not bad. Uh, uh, uh, Tim! Tim! Hello? Ooh, not all of us ladies. We can't, oh, ooh, I can't handle little ones. Oh, Tim! Hello? And I'm just going to, like, wave my hand in front of his eyes. No, he's just saying, just let him enjoy it. Come on. It's fine. Is this normal, Jenny? What's going on with him? Well, it's easy to, it's called cheeseburger in paradise. You're going into paradise. Turn around. Um. Yeah, see? Look at him. He's, he should be more like that. Why don't you relax a little bit?
00:13:02
Speaker
Why is he doing that with the burger down by his nethers? Is that normal? That's very normal. Oh man. Your buns feel so good. Alright, I'm done now. Nope, you have to do that in the background for the rest of the game. Yeah, you remember the bell? You gotta do that.
00:13:26
Speaker
So Jenny, Jenny, meanwhile, is she's eaten her, her, her bad occur. And, uh, she is, uh, she's basically unfazed by it. But every time she takes a bite, you kind of see her like, just kind of fade out for a, for like a hot second. She like glitches out. Yeah. Like, you know, she gets all pixelated and like distorted. She, you know, she's kind of just stares off for a second, like daydreaming, and then just kind of comes back.
00:13:53
Speaker
What's that? Can I make an observation about what the fuck the rest of the patrons look like? Yes, please, please do that. I'm getting- I'm getting a- the leviathan season of supernatural life. May I do a discern of realities? Yes. What'd I get? I didn't see the chat. Ask me some questions. 12 baby! What should I be on the lookout for?
00:14:19
Speaker
Uh, right here there's not really any danger.
00:14:29
Speaker
Um, you should be on the lookout. Like there's no immediate threat to your safety, right? I'll tell you that. The most you're going to be on the lookout for is like people maybe like
Kitchen Confrontation
00:14:40
Speaker
stealing your pocket book or whatever, if you pass out. Keep your fanny pack right in front of you. With that particular question, I guess what I'm looking to realize is like, is everybody experiencing something that looks like what's happening to Jenny? And in particular, are there any people that aren't?
00:14:57
Speaker
Uh, people who are eating are experience- they look about the same.
00:15:02
Speaker
What about people? They're maybe not holding the cheeseburger on their crotch, but like. They look to be enjoying themselves, yes. OK. Right. And people who are not like that are not eating. So what's your second question? So my second question, and then I'm going to save my third one for later, if that's OK, is who's really in control here? And in particular, I'm following up with that, trying to really analyze. Jenny. Jenny's in control here.
00:15:30
Speaker
100 percent. Why do I get that impression? What am I getting? Everybody treats her like she's royalty. And she's not all... She literally just looked at the bartender and brought her, you know, he brought her food and drink just by nodding. Do I get any sort of like impression from that at all? Like I noticed that but like is it kind of like we're afraid of her? Is it like does she looks like she's
00:15:55
Speaker
I don't know. I'm just trying to see if I can get some sort of like vexing vibe. It's not fear. It's not really fear. Some some people may be afraid of her, but like it's more like the relationship you would have with your boss. OK, gotcha. So she might get the impression that she kind of runs this place.
00:16:15
Speaker
Yeah, huh. Absolutely. That's not a secret. All the more reason. OK, so damn, you give him a little poke. Damn, you are right there, pal, or relax. You'll get your turn. There's a listen. Not that I don't want to turn. Not that I don't want to turn them, but I don't think now is the right place.
00:16:36
Speaker
I'm assuming he's talking about sex, right? Am I not am I getting bring me another? Right now give me a strong arms It doesn't do anything I'm gonna say it doesn't do a friend out of this just stop Alright, just stop harassing him. Mmm. It's fine. Just let him eat. Just let him eat Jesus
00:17:02
Speaker
Well, you know what? I don't know if I want to quite have that kind of experience around all these people. So you want the rest? I want my margarita. You don't want a margarita. Are the margaritas also doing this? It's not just the burgers. Margaritas are margaritas. They're not doing anything. They're just alcoholic beverages, as far as you know. I see. Interesting. Interesting.
00:17:30
Speaker
Yeah, I don't I don't know much about that So what else has got is this is it just like one big room with these two different businesses on both sides Yeah, it's like a castle courtyard with like You have one one spot is just a bar the other ones like the bar and grill kind of kind of thing, you know Okay, one says Margaritaville one says cheeseburger in paradise. So Jenny I gotta ask
00:17:55
Speaker
Why is it that a lady who was so highly respected like yourself traveling alone near the swamp to get here, knowing that there's probably people who are about to pick your purse? That seems like a pretty regular thing to you. Well, no, I mean, I usually don't have any any problems getting to Fort Lauderdale on my own. You know, most I mean, like, you usually have good people here. And that was really the first time that the the swamp samurai
00:18:24
Speaker
You know, I actually came out of the swamp. I didn't, I didn't actually go near the swamp. So you say that like it's a normal thing that these swamp samurai have always been there. Yeah. They really haven't harassed, you know, too many people. They just, you know, like, I guess from what I've heard, they usually stick to south of the swamp and try to get people going to the old Miami.
00:18:51
Speaker
So they're just typical bandits. I don't really have time to deal with that, you know, if they're not bothering my people or me. But now it's a different story, so I just got to figure out what to do with them. Well, I mean, what are their numbers like? I mean, they seem like a bunch of weenies, to be honest with you.
00:19:14
Speaker
Well, yeah, weenies they may be, but you know. I would say there's a good, I mean, I don't know. It can't be more than 30. Okay. I know that they have, they definitely have a leader, but I don't know who he is. Hey, can I ask my third question now? Yeah, why not? What here is not what it appears to be?
00:19:43
Speaker
the uh the margaritas that he's been drinking ollie drank some of that no i didn't i just took a cup i didn't drink it i thought you were like you're right you're right you're right i did you're right i did say that i was laughing because i did it too because you did it
00:19:59
Speaker
You're right, I was. You're right. You did not taste any alcohol in them. OK, what do I taste in them? What did I taste? Sugar. It's just a lot of sugar. Yeah. And they're lucky I didn't drink much water. I was pissed. Is it just sugar water? No, it's not that. But you know it's not just an alcoholic beverage. Interesting. Can I? Go ahead.
00:20:24
Speaker
I don't even know how I do this, but I have a lot of experience with poisons. Can I analyze the margar... I don't really have a skill for it, but is there a way I can analyze the margarita for poison? Give it a sniff. Give it a taste. Yeah, go ahead. Maybe like trap expert? Honestly, yeah. I don't know. If you have trap expert, that'd be a good skill. Yeah, I do.
00:20:50
Speaker
Oh, nevermind. I rolled, I rolled double ones plus two. What do you, what do you do to check if it's a trap? I don't know. I'm just gonna like give it a sniff. Uh, maybe put my finger in it and rub my, rub it between my fingers. I'm not going to taste it. Okay. Yeah. You don't figure anything out, unfortunately. It's liquid. Yeah. It's, it's sugary liquid. Uh-huh. Great.
00:21:20
Speaker
Well, that's interesting. So, Jenny, how can we get our friend to stop doing this? It seems like... Oh, Jenny, I knew you wanted your turn. Come here. It's a colloquial way to say friend, Zanks.
00:21:40
Speaker
Look he's he's just got to finish his trees burger. He'll be fine. Oh, don't let him finish. It gets really messy Do you have like a cloth or something look he's almost trying to know you've seen me come
00:21:59
Speaker
I mean you guys have been at least traveling for a week. I'm sure you probably beat off at some Damn, I'm gonna go behind that tree
00:22:13
Speaker
I feel like Dim probably, when he's like, I'm going to be behind that tree, he probably sits behind a fucking sapling and thinks he's hidden. He's around the corner! Shoving! Shoving! We talked about it afterwards, so...
00:22:29
Speaker
Yeah. You wouldn't. Anyways.
Return to Reality
00:22:34
Speaker
Uh, at that, at that point in time, didn't taste the last bite of his cheeseburger. And he just like, Dan, you were just like getting felt up one second and now you're just back in fucking Fort Lauderdale with me in front of your face. You're like, Oh, everything sucks. I know. Isn't it great?
00:22:57
Speaker
I don't know. Isn't that awesome? I got a taste of heaven. Paradise maybe? Maybe, maybe. How was the cheeseburger though? It was pretty good. Oh, I ate it. Oh, what's this one? Oh, oh, on my crotch. Don't, don't. I dropped one. You got a little relish down there.
00:23:16
Speaker
Yeah, I, oh, I kind of like start like, hi, I kind of like start sitting weird cause I'm a boner. I'm like, Hey, what happened? What happened? Everyone? Um, yeah, it's in Palat to point. I look, I look at things awkwardly. Cause I just had a sexual dream about her and I looked at Jenny awkward. Like I just had a sexual dream about her. Uh, Ali smiles at you. How I look at some old lady in the corner. I'm like, Oh, she was the up to speaking of old lady.
00:23:44
Speaker
Uh, you notice that you guys notice i'm not gonna make a roll for this one. It's pretty fucking obvious Uh, basically everyone in here everyone at this place apart from employees Are Oh first off everybody's wearing the same button. All right, everyone's got the same fucking uniform on the same tommy bahama shirt
00:24:04
Speaker
Yeah, like some people may adopt dad shades. Some people may have, you know, just like a hat, some minor variations. Some people don't wear sandals with their socks. We don't talk about that, but most parks. I mean, yeah, some people are just wearing sandals, you know, with no socks. I would say no one is confidently. No one is just out there with their socks on. That would be weird. So that would be weird.
00:24:31
Speaker
That would be the weird part. Yeah, that's where I draw lines. So you notice everybody's actually aged. Everybody's very old here. Not mature, like elderly. Oh, Jenny, I thought there was going to be ladies here. I'm all wound up. I'm all wound up from the cheeseburger now. Yeah, there's some ladies here. I don't know what you mean, though. Not really. How old is Jenny? Speed. She looks about 30.
00:25:00
Speaker
Okay, and then everybody else is like 50 60 Kind of yeah, it's probably above 60 for everybody. Okay, really? So with dims extensive experience with alcohol, would he be able to like drink this drink and Tell immediately it is not alcoholic. I Was thinking about this. Yes, you'd fucking know What
00:25:28
Speaker
Jenny, this is just fruit juice. I didn't come up here for just fruit. I mean, I'm glad I didn't pay for this. I'd be very pissed off, but I'm not going to get drunk off this unless you let it sit for like a week. I don't know how beer alcohol works. Ferment this, Marguerite, and give it to me later. What are you saying? What did you expect it to be? I expected it to get me on the floor in a couple hours if I drank a couple of them.
00:25:59
Speaker
Oh, wait. Oh, you finished it already? Yeah. No, I stopped because I was angry. Look, I drank half of it. And it's just, it's delicious, but it's not what I wanted. All right. Look, you need to go lay down right now. Wait, it's not, it's not even. Give me a defy danger constitution. Huh?
00:26:19
Speaker
Oh, that's just my home one. I had the wrong thing. Because you drank, you chugged it, right? Yeah, I chugged like half of it. You got 11. You got 11. All right, dim. I probably drank, but okay. You know it's not alcoholic. You just don't taste it, right? Same bonus. You just can't tell.
00:26:41
Speaker
You can tell that there isn't any alcohol in this, okay? Yeah. But yet, at the same time, you just start to feel fucking wasted. There isn't even something on... Oh. Perfect. Thank you. What's happening around here, Jenny? Jinx, do I sound like that too? My words coming out. Jizzy sounds like two Jinx.
00:27:18
Speaker
I'm gonna give dim my other coffee. I had another bottle of coffee. Oh fuck oh no Here we go
00:27:30
Speaker
This is good for you. Drink it. Drink it. This will help. What are you giving him? Whoa, hey, hey. And Jenny comes over, and she tries to pull out of your bottle. She gave you a roll. I'm going to just keep giving it to Dim. I'm going to. She's going to. Do you want to try and stop her? I'm going to Defy Danger Strength. Pulling out of your hands. What am I rolling? You got a nine. Defy Danger Strength. What are you doing, Adam? Oh, I'm not doing anything. I was just explaining that there's a skull on that bottle. I'm trying to keep my bottle with me. I wrote a nine.
00:27:59
Speaker
I'm giving dim zinc's role in eight coffee while keeping it away from Jenny Because I'm super drunk. I think it's more alcohol. So dim Are you are you fighting? Are you you're fighting Jenny from taking the out the coffee as zinc's is trying to also give you more like pound it down your throat? Yeah Okay What in the hell is going on here
00:28:22
Speaker
Alright, so, uh, yeah, Jenny comes over and tries to rip it out of Zink's hands, but, uh, I'm gonna say because you both got half successes, right, that's gonna add up to a whole success. That's a whole success! Right, and so- Piss off, Jenny! I like push her out. Get out of the way! Oh, wow, oh, Jesus, wow.
00:28:42
Speaker
Oh my God, what are you giving him? What is that? It's fine, it'll fix it! What is... What is happening? What is... Oh my God. What is... Jenny! This man's gonna have a heart attack. Alright, uh, yep. Remember that guy from MTV with like the bug eyes? He always drank coffee. I'm fucking drunk and I'm buzzed. Now he's like high on caffeine. You know what I mean? Jack, back in that... I tip my chair over, I start pushing my way to the back of the diner. Jack, you're back there! I've got him for you, me!
00:29:14
Speaker
Just like oh Jack no dude stay away from Jack. He's not piss off buddy All right, you need to make a I'm gonna say you need to do a defy danger. So if you're trying to you're trying to push your way into the kitchen there All right, so that bartender is gonna stop you. He's a pretty big guy, but he's not you know, he's no problem for you great, but uh, I
00:29:42
Speaker
Let's
00:29:57
Speaker
shit going on, but you're too drunk to really make sense of it. You're just like, I imagine you're, you're doing what? You're like, you're just like smashing everything. I'm like, I don't know what kind of fucking shit I'm seeing is I'm drunk and fucking super buzzed. I'm like, oh, brew from last season. I'm just, I'm just, I'm trying to find you. I'm like, well, I'm looking under tables. I'm trying to, like, I guess I'm probably flipping tables, trying to look under like the counters and shit. Like, yeah. Which one of you is Jack? If there's, if there's any people, I'm just going to grab them by the shirt. Are you Jack?
00:30:41
Speaker
don't look at me dick me lizard I'm looking for me lizard
00:30:45
Speaker
Jesus, all right. I'm gonna follow him to the back. Why is he like this? Can you guys get control of him? I'm just gonna shuffle the older people out of the back of the bar or wherever in the kitchen. And I'm just gonna have, I'm just gonna let Dim back there and not let Jenny in while Dim destroys everything. All right. We overstate our local immediately.
00:31:10
Speaker
There are about five dudes wearing dad sunglasses who look about to be the same age as Jenny. In the kitchen? No, they just come walking over to Jenny. How old is Jenny? How old does she look? She looks about 30. Okay. So these guys are younger, so we're not old people. Gotcha. Mature. Ma'am, is there a problem here? Do you want us to take care of this mess? Damn, are you fine? Can you go back there?
00:31:38
Speaker
Yes. I'm going to peel up the floor tiles. Hold on. OK. OK. Listen to it. Just put him in the drunk tank for now. OK. Just make sure he doesn't hurt himself or others. Are you in the stove? He might be in the stove. He likes warm things. Are they making you, are they slaving you to be a cook or being a fighter? All right. And then at that moment, these five, these five dudes come into the kitchen. I just turn around like my head's all lopsided on my neck.
00:32:07
Speaker
and they look like they all look like uh they look like that fucking guard captain they all look like him there's like five of them like that guy uh what was his name uh which captain oh daniel mc daniel's yeah officer mc daniel daniel's they all look like what the fuck are you doing here i've come to kick your ass you little bastard did you see you're gonna because i'm a dwarf right
00:32:33
Speaker
You're supposed to be fixing a lineup for for a fucking bill mill I come out swinging All right, give me a give me a hack and slash with plus two your fists race All right He's got a plus two this time channeling the pugilist
00:33:02
Speaker
How dare you hate the gays? How do you do it? That's with the two attitude. Yeah, all right. Give me, wait, is that like a, oh man, all right. Roll me a, roll me a. I'm gonna do the base. I'm gonna give you both the D6 and the extra damage plus avoiding an attack.
00:33:30
Speaker
But you only hit one guy. Oh my god. His face is going to be fucking destroyed. He cuts him in half. With his fist. And a one on the D6, so 11 damage total in this day. Yeah, so they're going into the kitchen and then you just see this one guy, you see one guy go in the kitchen and the other four are starting to go in and all of a sudden just the leader
00:34:00
Speaker
you just hear like and he just gets fucking it's just dim just punching and we're just like imagine I'm just I'm just like doing wild swings on my arms and fists like that is probably is just his general torso area it's like kind of on his yeah you like hit him right and you hit him like dead center in the stomach about six times is it like in Kung Pao where he punches a clean hole tell me tell me they got pukes on me
00:34:24
Speaker
No, but he makes that reference because he's like, did I get a hole punch through me like in Kung Pao? He's like, no, because he just got launched about 10 feet out of the out of the kitchen. And unfortunately didn't take out any of the other guards. They just step out of the way. How many of you is there, McDaniels, you dick? Uh, do. Did you find Jack? Let's go. I think we have to leave.
Guard Conflict and Escape Plan
00:34:54
Speaker
Kill all dwarves. Tim is not out of the kitchen yet. Is there a back door in this kitchen? Yeah, but it's only openable from the inside due to fire exit because they have OSHA and the old Tampa. Is there another guy right in the doorway? Is he trying to come get me? No.
00:35:18
Speaker
One of the people who are cognizant outside sees one of the guards reach into their pocket, and they take out one of the seeds that you guys have. Oh, man, you're going to have a Pokemon battle. And he just crushes it in the ground. He just crushes it. And out comes one that is similar to yours, Adam, like with vines. But it turns into a little bell sprout type guy like you wanted. Oh, you bastard. I want that.
00:35:47
Speaker
But it's like a big, it's not like a nice looking bell. You're goddamn right, somebody spray paint an R on my chest. It's like a, it's like a, it's not like Weeping Bell, it just floats. It's kind of like a, what if Bellsprat had an evolution that just made him bigger? Right, like five feet tall. It's a fucking plant monster. It's not a little cute thing, right? What the fuck? Damn, it kicks your hose out and I'm gonna get the little spider. No, don't do that. Don't tell him that.
00:36:17
Speaker
I'm going to I'm going to roll in my intelligence, see if in my drunken state I can remember if I have one of those and I got a three. So not remember what the fuck is I'm going to put my guys. Is it right in front of me? Yeah. It's just it's just like a bunch of vines come out like it has like two little arm fine arms and they start wrapping you up. Oh, you wrap their ball guy out and try and set the plant on fire.
00:36:46
Speaker
I don't know how to command the fireball, but we'll find out. What's its name? Zink, there's Jack. I see him. He's on the ground. It must be. Yeah, that's what it is. It's totally Jack. I found him. Good job. Amy, one of the other guards, two of the other guys actually see you throw at you. Are you going to do it?
00:37:07
Speaker
Yeah, with the seed ball. All right. They see you do that, and they say one of them just goes, ma'am, that's not a good idea. Don't do that. That's really they'll end up really, really bad for you. And we'll probably end up having to confiscate your sentry. It's really not going to end up good, because at that moment, about 10 more guards show up. How many Victadius you need to bring me down, you fuckers?
00:37:35
Speaker
I'm going to have Flappy Pete executed. Shut up, you damn plant! McPlantials, help! Yeah, and I imagine what Dim is seeing is, like, Officer McDaniel's arms just get really long and start, like, bear-hugging him. Make out with me, dwarf! I knew you were hiding something! Well, I mean, I guess I did, because I knew about you and Pete having a relationship, but... You're overcompensating, McDaniel! You're beside yourself! My secret studies with us! Just be free, McDaniel!
00:38:06
Speaker
Alright, give me a defy danger constitution, Dem. Also, uh, uh, Zinks, what are you doing after those guards tell you that? I have no idea what I'm doing. Got an 11. Got an 11. Can I, can I like try to make a fucking huge, can I try to like yell at everybody and try to calm them down with like a parlay or some shit? Absolutely, yeah. Alright, so Demi, stay awake while this thing's constructing you.
00:38:31
Speaker
Can I try and break out of it? Yeah, give me the fighters or strike now. You will make out with me. All right, you feel like you're making progress.
00:38:49
Speaker
But it gets tighter. You don't take any damage from it. OK, so Amy. Yeah, I think I don't. So I think Zinks was in the process of opening her Pokeball.
00:39:12
Speaker
throw it yeah yeah I didn't I still have it and I just kind of froze and I'm just kind of staring around and what's happening and yeah I think sinks is just gonna kind of freeze and not know what to do all right thanks for your cooperation ma'am that's really good if you do that
00:39:34
Speaker
Yeah, I mean you didn't do anything wrong here. You're fine. Everybody please just settle down for a second My friend is clearly under some influence. This is not the way to handle it Yeah, he just got a little little aggressive after some margaritas there I guess can you just call off your man and just let maybe his little girlfriend talk to him or something No, he's destroying the kitchen. Sorry
00:39:55
Speaker
I'm afraid. What do I gotta what do I gotta do here to get you to listen? Well, you should probably roll your partner. I got it. I got a seven. So it's not a fail, but it's not a. I mean, all right. If you if we see if you let him go, are you going to can you guarantee us he's going to chill the fuck out? Let me go, you big plant. I'm going to fucking break everyone's noses.
00:40:23
Speaker
Well I think I think maybe we just have to just just allow us to give a second to talk to him I think I think his little his little lady friend here can talk to him just give us a second just maybe not surround what he's clearly thinks you're all a bunch of crazy people trying to kill him just give us a second all right we'll talk to him in the kitchen is that all right with you
00:40:43
Speaker
Yeah, but we're not going to unbind him, sir. I just want to go back to where I can fuck a bunch of naked women and eat cheeseburgers and drink beer out of a fountain! Hey, listen. Hey, um, Zinks didn't eat her burger, right? I'm just going to go put some of this in his mouth. Reality is lie! Jenny's just like...
00:41:04
Speaker
Yeah, I guess I'm just gonna take like a small morsel of it and I'm gonna go and you know since he's bound up by this other dude I'm just gonna like shove it in his mouth real quick and just say Yeah, you're gonna need to do a defining your dexterity, okay dexterity you say my worst step Let's see
00:41:29
Speaker
got a seven it's not the worst not too bad for all you're gonna get big make him lose it make him lose one decent I gotta lose one of my thumbs if you take six maybe I got a one I was rolling these eggs to damage your I was telling oh I'm sorry I got two I'm sorry
00:41:50
Speaker
All right, yeah, see, he hits you for two points, two points of damage, ignoring armor. Probably breaks in a little bit. Okay, but do I get the meat in his, do I get the meat and the cheese in his mouth? Yeah. Yeah, and then he's just pacified. How long? We have to get out of here. We have to get out of here. Ollie, you're, can you carry him?
00:42:19
Speaker
of course i can if these guys have led me um sir can you please unbind him we need to leave we're leaving we're leaving now oh uh yeah if he's if he's eating a cheeseburger that sounds fine by me i'll call him off got me all tight i come back
00:42:39
Speaker
All right, and he says that his thing comes back in his hand, okay I'm sorry about all of this. Goodbye. Hi. Goodbye. I'm just gonna Ollie out the door I'm gonna hike him up and just walk back towards the original door that we came in and Yeah, sit him on the stairs No, keep carrying him. Keep we're leaving. Goodbye And I'm slowly just gonna take the burger from Ollie and just feeding it to dim as we leave
00:43:08
Speaker
Jenny, it's been a pleasure. We'll see you around, right? Yeah, that's fine. He's going to be out for a good while, by the way. OK, thank you. Bye. And I'm just going to leave Ollie out and try and find a sewer if I can. Hey, Jenny. Jenny, which way to the city? Actually, I would know that, wouldn't I? Maybe. I don't know. Can you read signs? Yes.
00:43:39
Speaker
Okay, good. Well, I'll follow those. I will. Do you need anything before you go? Uh, yeah. We're leaving! We're leaving! I'm pushing around the door! We're leaving right now! Could you just not tell anybody that I was here? Well, I can. But, uh, there are, like, a couple dozen people here. Let's just cut the crap, Jenny. I know that you control all those people. Just tell them not to say anything, all right?
00:44:09
Speaker
I mean... Okay, guys, don't say anything about this dude. I don't know who he is, but... Good. All right, bye now. Like, we didn't really know who he was, but now we're more curious. He didn't want us to know. Yeah. Yeah. Zinks, do you want me to turn into a horse and carry this dude to the city? No, I want you to fucking follow me and get out the door, asswipe. I've been trying to push you out the door for 10 minutes. Let's go! Where do you think there's a sewer around the swamp? The swamp is a sewer.
00:44:37
Speaker
The swamp is a steward. Yeah, we gotta find someplace to go, you idiot. So stop stopping to talk to everybody. We're leaving. Come on. I'm trying to take him to a city with a civilization in medicine. No, I'm trying to get us to a quiet location where he can recover. Oh, here, you carry him then.
00:45:01
Speaker
You know, and I'm just going to drop them on the ground in this wall. Why do you have to make friends like this? I'm just going to walk away from Ali if I can. Cause this fucking guy, this fucking guy. So are you grabbing Tim? Yeah. I have plenty of experience hoisting dim and half walking around.
00:45:30
Speaker
I'm not caring. I'm just like, I got one of his arms over my shoulder. At that moment, you see, you look up and, uh, you see your, you see a fucking familiar face, but you can't, he looks kind of forgettable.
00:45:44
Speaker
oh yes he's a little short guy his name starts with B ends with like oh yeah who is he I don't know but he's with master he's with like he's with he's like with three uh three guys who look like uh the guards donkey brains there uh donkey brains is there they didn't cause to get dog brains that guy
00:46:08
Speaker
is the wheelbarrow they got the they got the card out okay and they're arrest the arrested Blake great excuse me sir that's our goblin and our our donkey can we um yo what yo what do you say
00:46:26
Speaker
Did you say that's your goblin? What the hell's a goblin? Is this what this thing is? He's annoying. Yeah, I know. He's my sister's kid. It's a whole big thing. Can you just get your heart back, please?
00:46:41
Speaker
I okay hold on who who the hell are you guys you're not well get your finger out of there that's not where it goes hey real quick quick pause is that a cheeseburger yeah quick pause I I just realized in my inventory I have anti toxins as one of the items I picked could I put one of those in dims mouth to try to like flush out the fucking coffee that he drank this is a it has it's a it's plot toxin so okay you can try all right well nevermind good to know
00:47:11
Speaker
Nah, it's uh, this is like pucks and I ain't gonna do that dude. This ain't anti-flot toxin fucking around but uh It's yeah It's not gonna have any effect. Okay, play that. Okay, cool. Never mind then go on not as anything a toxin. Okay, so You'll figure it out but uh
00:47:32
Speaker
All right, so, um, so, uh, are you just going to give these people their car? Why do you care if they got, if we got a burger or not? We got it from that lady in the place where you guys clearly work. Yeah. Okay. Well, did you come from Fort Lauderdale? I mean, that's where we were. Our friend, he had a little too much to eat. So if you could give me our donkey back, we'll be on our way. Oh, you guys seen Jenny then? Oh, you seen her. We've been looking for bikes.
00:48:01
Speaker
I don't know anything about... And the titties on her, oh my god. Okay, so two of them... two of them know about Jenny, but you don't. No, I just met these folks. Okay, well, uh, hey. Hey, uh, the girl, are you... is he lying? Well, I don't... I don't fucking know this guy. He's a fucking weird-ass hippie from the swamp who can't... But you know... but you know Jenny?
00:48:27
Speaker
but you know Jenny you see Jenny Jenny bought us food tonight she bought us our dinner oh she yeah she bought you the cheeseburger fuck god damn it well uh so she's okay what yeah she's fine can I have my donkey now what yeah whatever here we're just god I thought this goblin had something to do with her going missing
00:48:48
Speaker
What? No, that's Jesus. He's special, as you can tell. You want us to get rid of him for you? Oh, he's fine. Blake, help help me get them in the cart, please. Master. I'm just like rubbing his like he's just like rubbing his chest and his like stomach and shit like I'll say. All right. The guard unties Blake for you. Thank you. And he's like, look, start to look at his arms. He's crazy.
00:49:18
Speaker
Yeah, we told Jenny not to fucking leave town by herself. This shit is pissing me off. Are you guys not aware of the weird, heavily armored samurai people that apparently are called swamp samurai around here? Yeah, they've been moving out of the fucking south of the swamp lately and moving up here and fucking robbing people. Well, you'll find a lot of bodies at the soda bin and factory if you just keep researching out that way. What did you do? Uh, cleaned up my swamp.
00:49:45
Speaker
Your swamp? Yeah. Oh my god, I hate, I can't stand people like you, man. I've had, you know what? The feelings mutual, asshole. So you've, alright, so you've, what are you saying? You killed some of these, the swamp bastards? I brought them to justice, if that's what you're asking. Great. Alright, well, fuck, I have no problem with you then. I'm just gonna fuck off now. Come on, boys. And they walk away. Zinks, please excuse my language. I got angry, though.
00:50:16
Speaker
Thanks is muted. It's fine. Let's let's just go dims in the cart. The donkey's hooked up. We have to leave What are you guys get him also in the cart? Yeah, okay. I put dim in the cart. Okay, so I misheard you Well, that's a that's a really shitty cart by the way, I think sucks enjoy your afternoon I appreciate it
00:50:45
Speaker
Goodbye. Where are you guys going? We're going to leave Fort Lauderdale and I'm going to try an angle towards like that weird abandoned tower thing on the picture.
Seeking Refuge
00:50:59
Speaker
You mean that you see on the Verizon?
00:51:02
Speaker
Yes, a beautiful word picture. Oh yeah, that thing. That's the tower. Yes, I have so much prepared for this tower. Don't take us to this tower. I think it's like a bad feeling. I'm just... Are you back to your normal self, Dim? Are you okay? No, that wasn't Camden. That wasn't Camden.
00:51:24
Speaker
That was that was just him dreaming about The last the big fight. Yeah, I'm just trying to look for some weird shady quiet a bit little area Yeah, there's that old-ass tower. Yep. Why don't you go there? I'm more interested in that cave there. We're going to the tower Ali can go wherever the fuck he wants, but zinc's is taking dim and I guess blake to the tower I
00:51:50
Speaker
All right. Uh, it's really close by. You get to the tower. Okay. We're at the tower. Yep. You haven't been attacked or anything. You're all good. Okay. It doesn't have an opening. Can we go in or is it just like? Yeah, it's got a little, it's got a portcullis. Uh-huh. That you can walk into. Yeah. It looks kind of like, it's a, uh, it's the remnants of an older, of ye olde Fort Lauderdale. Okay.
00:52:19
Speaker
Okay, so I want to kind of dump him off and just kind of sit him up against a wall And just kind of had his face a little dim dim Come on. Wake up. Oh, yeah, I kind of read him kind of reached out for zinc. She's like, huh? Come here, baby
00:52:39
Speaker
I'm gonna push Blick in front of me so Dim can grope up Blick all he wants. I kissed Blick. Master, I didn't know you cared. What? I thought I punched Blick. Get away from me. I don't care about this. Get away from me, Blick. What are the problems? What are you doing to him? What? Dim, are you back to yourself? You guys are kinky.
00:53:10
Speaker
It's only been a couple hours I'm assuming or like an hour
00:53:13
Speaker
Yeah, to get there. So you said this went down. Do you saw the cheeseburger, Ellie? No, I didn't take a bunch of it. I only took a little bit. I mean, Zinks, I think, took the rest of it. Yeah, I took the rest, and I was slowly feeding Dim tiny bits, so he would just stay sedated. But now that we're here, I've stopped feeding it to him. Did I kill all the McDaniels' brothers, Zinks?
00:53:39
Speaker
Yes, you did a very good job, Dim. You did wonderful. Thanks. I've got some strange feelings. I've seen you in plenty of ways and thanks to those burgers. Well, you're still asleep, by the way, Dim. I'm just talking to himself and his dreams. Yeah, it just happens to be working out with the context.
00:54:05
Speaker
Uh, I'm just gonna put him- is there like a little bed of hay I can just lay him down in and cover him with a blanket?
00:54:12
Speaker
Yeah, yeah, there's some like it looks like it was like this is like a place that's been used like hundreds of times by fuckers like you guys So he sleeps well and I'm gonna set up a fire and if we have and just sort of wait for him to come down and
00:54:37
Speaker
all right maybe if i have enough time i'll brew some poison while he while he comes down from his oh okay it's night i'm probably i'm probably gonna sleep till the morning
00:54:48
Speaker
Yeah, you will Real quick I have an ability called spirit tongue where I can understand like different noises and things that animals make and like different chirps The language is grunts barks chirps and calls of creature the wild as a language to you or you understand an animal Native to you know your land or akin to whose essence you studied since we are near the swamp At least near the river
00:55:12
Speaker
You know I think I'm trying to listen to see if there's any like distress that any of like the the creatures have noticed Especially the birds like because they're pretty usually pretty loud right before You know the Sun goes down. I'm trying to get their level for that No, it's just something that I can I have I mean if there's anything else that you want to add like to it like yes That's fine, but like there's no role for the actual skill So you still have a hold right for no I burned it
00:55:35
Speaker
Really? Oh, OK. Yeah, I burned. Damn. I can do another discern if you want, just to kind of see if there's anything extra that I hear. But yeah, so that's essentially me just listening to see if there's any calls from the wild. Can you do a discern realities? I sure can. Let's do it. That would make the most sense, I think. Seven. Cool, man. I swear he's going to fail. Perfect. I need it. Great. I'm trying to, what happened here recently?
00:56:03
Speaker
I'm trying to get a good idea like what like I'm trying to listen to what the the birds are like yelling about and what the frogs are chirping about and shit like what the fuck's going on around here because it seems weird like like all these all sorts of upset right now and he doesn't understand why and this all seems really bizarre to him and he's trying to say that two crows you got two crows above you like on the top of the tower like this is towers like crumbling basically and it's like above you in like a window right
00:56:31
Speaker
There's just two crows watching you guys. And they're just talking mad shit. They're just like, look at these motherfuckers. Yeah, I know, right? Great reference. Great reference. So I look up to him, it's like, what's going on here? What? I know you can understand me. What's going on here?
00:56:59
Speaker
Can I turn to a crow and go up there and fucking talk to him yeah, I Don't give a shit I'm gonna go up there. I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind All right, I got a four. No. I'm not well I get I get a hold on one, but you can have me fail whatever way you want me to I
00:57:16
Speaker
I just turned into a... There's no stress here. He's just turning into a crow and fly up there. I'm going to fly up. I'm going to fly up to the line next to him and just be like, what the f... What are you talking shit for, you little turds? For crows, caw. That's all we do. Look, we just... We get a lot of kicks out of people like you getting kicked out of that caw, castle thing, caw. Out of that... castle up there. Make one of them... Yeah, something will happen.
00:57:47
Speaker
this something that happens pretty frequently I know but you know I well yeah I guess it's caught happens regularly but not frequently you know maybe once or twice a month call is there anything is there anything going on it going around here call
00:58:06
Speaker
No, there's been more. You know, there's just been more fuckers like you coming into town lately. And you guys are all, you guys are fucking stealing all the shit we eat. You know, like, I don't know what crows eat, but birds, berries, other birds, I don't know. Yeah. They eat whatever. They eat carcasses as well. Yeah. Oh God, they're making carcasses out of, burgers out of carcasses. Well, who's stealing, who's stealing your food, Call?
00:58:37
Speaker
if
00:58:53
Speaker
they're walking around with you know weaponry and they're shooting the Gators call which I don't mind call but not cool call like not only respect you because you turn into a crow so you know we're cool that's cool and all but
00:59:15
Speaker
I know you're still part of them, so you're not one of us. I'm not part of them, Carl. I'm not a big fan of humans and humanoids who cause damage to this ecosystem, Carl. I'm your friend. Tell me what I can do to stop it. Well, Carl, you could kill them, Carl. I don't know. Figure it out. Well, all right. Would you just keep an eye on the place and come and find me if you see anything weird, Carl?
00:59:42
Speaker
Whereas this is the weird thing. Caw. All right. Well, what's this building? What's going on with this building? Caw. I don't know. I'm a bird. Caw. All right. Well, this has been here for a long time. Caw. This has been lovely. I'm going to go collect more information somewhere else. Great. We'll be sitting here. Caw. Looking for we'll just be hanging out then. Caw. All right. Heckle. Jekyll. I'll see you later. All right. And I jump back down and turn into myself.
01:00:13
Speaker
OK, so you just heard a bunch like wow, wow, wow. That is where your that is where your failed role takes a new into effect. That's fine. That's fine. You do not turn into yourself. I don't know what I turn into. You cannot transform. Oh, no, I'm like an amorphous bird. Fuck. Buddy, are you done? Are you going to are you going to stay like that forever? Call me talk while you're an animal. No, I cannot.
01:00:39
Speaker
I can only communicate to other animals. I can't talk. I can't talk. I can't talk in English or whatever. Now you fucked up, huh? Caw. What is wrong with this guy? You fucked up. Weirdo! Dan, you better wake up because we are with a fucking weirdo and I need you here.
Ali's Transformation Struggle
01:00:54
Speaker
Dan will not wake up for any reason. I'm just going to go back to brewing my potions for the evening. All right. I'm going to fly inside the window and see what the fucking tower is. I don't know if I have to work for that.
01:01:08
Speaker
So if you're looking outside, it's just a quiet night. It's a full moon. Uh-oh. Spooky. Where are wolves? Not a whirl. Never mind. You can ignore that.
01:01:17
Speaker
Uh, but you see, it's like, you see the, you're outside of the swamp right now. You see Fort Lauderdale in one direction and you see the swamp in the other direction. It's basically like, basically like planes, basically like, and you see Tampa in a distance too. Um, there's no, like, you see like some lights, like from travelers who are on the road, uh, coming from the north. Okay.
01:01:44
Speaker
Um, and people go into Fort Lauderdale and even see like small flickers of lights in the Neverglades. What? I don't like that. No fighting. There's not like really any concern unless you're concerned about the stuff in the Neverglades. Of course, Ali sure is. I don't know if anybody else would fucking give a dick, but he does. Um.
01:02:06
Speaker
Uh, well I can't communicate with anybody but the crows and they're kind of being penises to me. We all go to sleep in this episode there. What? No way.
01:02:19
Speaker
All right, so you guys go to sleep. But then Ali has a solo game where he gets killed or something. I don't know. I'm going to go and eat shit. Well, I'm just going to make some poison happily. If anybody needs me, I'll be over here. All right. I'm going to go perch in a tree somewhere else. And I guess I don't know when crows sleep, but I don't think they're nocturnal. So I mean, you are sleeping probably when you sleep. So that's true.
01:02:48
Speaker
If you died, you died, man. You know, I'm hoping that I'm going to wake up as a human. So I'm just going to find like a series of branches that are really close together that way if I wake up and I don't fall out of the fucking tree. So we don't get killed.
01:03:02
Speaker
I'm not going to watch it. I have a glitch in my matrix. I got to figure that out. Plus, Amy, you haven't really been too friendly. Zinkz hasn't been too friendly with him. Yeah, I don't care about this weirdo bird. I'm going to make my poisons, but I'm probably not going to sleep very deeply. I might doze off, but I'm going to keep my weapons handy.
01:03:28
Speaker
Oh, what's Blick doing? Alright, well uh... Hey, make Blick keep watch real real well. What's, what's, oh, I can't tell you what to do. Yeah, after, after my poisons are done, I'm just gonna be like, Blick, can you just, uh, make sure nothing sneaks up on us, please? Okay, just don't have Master kiss me again.
01:03:48
Speaker
I'll try. Good night. If there's any punches, he doesn't like it. All right. That, uh, I think I'm going to spoil it, but, uh, we'd all just go to bed. If you close your eyes one minute and you open your eyes and it's the morning. That's how that works. Yes.
01:04:16
Speaker
Yes. Uh, and dim is there. Okay. That's a very normal response, I think. Yeah. Yeah, probably. Um, and everything seems okay for now. There's nothing wrong. Do I wake up as a human?
01:04:41
Speaker
No, you wake up as a crow in a tree. Lame. Lame. However, you just turn into a human when you want now. Oh, great. So I don't inadvertently turn into a fucking... No, no, no. Oh, that's good. I like that. I prefer that, actually. Yeah. That's better. You said to wait like 10 minutes or so before you could have turned back, but you just decided to sleep as a crow. I just slept as a crow. You know what? It's not the weirdest thing I've slept as. I assumed your guy did that pretty frequently. Yeah, I probably, you know...
01:05:10
Speaker
I guess, you know, I guess he's not used to glitching as often. And he just, you know, you know, maybe that's a particular one. He's like, oh, I just maybe this is the one where I stay an animal forever. I don't know. That's his greatest fear, aside from the swamp being burned down is not being able to turn back into a human. So, yeah, and I jump out of the tree and transform back into myself. All right. And then transform in the credits roll because the end of episode. Yeah.
01:06:40
Speaker
Does it look good already?