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Episode 177: "Jurassic World Rebirth" Review! Has This Franchise Finally Found New Life?
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This week on The Popcorn Podcast,
Tommy and Ryan go full throttle into Jurassic World: Rebirth, the latest dino-packed blockbuster that aims to revive the franchise with explosive action, nostalgic thrills, and surprising emotional beats. 🎧 Episode Highlights: Jurassic World: Rebirth Set on a remote island where a covert mission to harvest dinosaur DNA for life-saving medicine turns into a wild ridecomplete with Mosasaurs, Titanosaurs, and mutated “Mutadons”
The film brings back the awe of its predecessors with visceral, back-to-basics dinosaur action, even if it resets franchise continuity and leans on predictable tropes . Performances shine: Scarlett Johansson, Mahershala Ali, and Jonathan Bailey elevate the material, especially Bailey’s iconic specs and charm-worthy hero vibe Fan-favorite new dino Dolores steals the show with Baby-Yoda-level adorability and yes, those “slutty little glasses” are a meme-worthy hit.
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Introduction and Episode Teasers
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tommy cresta
Welcome back everyone to the Popcorn Podcast.
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Ryan
ah
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tommy cresta
I'm Tommy Cresta. Across from me is my co-host Ryan Foran.
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Ryan
Why do you do this to me?
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tommy cresta
And we're trying a new microphone for Ryan today.
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Ryan
There's no way. Can you hear me?
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tommy cresta
Ryan's getting a little special for us.
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Ryan
Okay.
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tommy cresta
And um yeah. And you know as we introduce every episode, I'm going to ask Ryan how he's doing. But we are going to review Jurassic World Rebirth today.
Host Banter and Microphone Trials
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tommy cresta
And before we get into that, we have a new segment I haven't told Ryan about that we're going to were gonna try.
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tommy cresta
Because I like to throw things at him on the What that?
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Ryan
i
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tommy cresta
do you that?
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Ryan
why do you do this to me
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tommy cresta
Cause I like to get your in the moment.
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Ryan
there's no way can you hear me
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tommy cresta
don't Yeah, I can hear you.
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Ryan
gri okay
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tommy cresta
Yeah, you have bars. Yeah, I'm probably a little too loud.
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Ryan
Okay. I mean, I see them. Yours are much bigger than mine, though. You also have headphones on. So if if you can't hear me with those on, that's probably an issue.
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tommy cresta
Oh no, I can hear you. Like loud and clear
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Ryan
Okay. All
Ryan's Fourth of July and D.C. Adventures
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tommy cresta
in my ear.
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Ryan
right. Perfect.
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tommy cresta
Turn that down little bit.
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Ryan
Fine.
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Ryan
Yeah, good.
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tommy cresta
But yeah, Ryan, how was your of July?
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tommy cresta
ah was great.
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Ryan
That was great.
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Ryan
By myself, relaxing the entire time.
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tommy cresta
By myself, relaxing the entire night. That's pretty good.
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Ryan
Could not ask for better.
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tommy cresta
That's pretty good.
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Ryan
Yeah. Yeah.
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tommy cresta
And you went to Nationals Park?
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Ryan
And then did, I went District of Columbia, Washington, D.C.
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tommy cresta
did. I went to the District of Columbia, Washington, D.C. Saw a couple of museums.
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Ryan
Saw a couple of museums. That was fun.
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tommy cresta
It was fun.
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tommy cresta
Went to Nationals Park. Nationals Red Sox.
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Ryan
Went to Nationals Park, Nationals Red Sox.
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Ryan
Saw the game.
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tommy cresta
Saw the game.
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tommy cresta
Sox won 10-4.
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Ryan
Sox won 10-4.
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Ryan
It was a fun time.
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tommy cresta
was a fun time.
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Ryan
Good game.
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tommy cresta
Good game.
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Ryan
um Saw a couple of Phillies fans there, which is always great to see.
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tommy cresta
Saw a couple Phillies fans there, which is always great to see.
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Ryan
Just random Phillies fans in a stadium that the Phillies are not playing in.
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tommy cresta
Just random Phillies fans in a stadium that the Phillies are not playing in.
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Ryan
It's the best.
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tommy cresta
It's the best. We travel well.
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Ryan
We're everywhere.
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tommy cresta
We really are.
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Ryan
really are. Like mosquitoes.
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tommy cresta
mosquitoes, because they should pop Like, oh, god damn it, I hate them.
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Ryan
We just pop up and you're like, fucking these guys again? God damn it. Yeah. Then we're like, yeah, let's go.
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tommy cresta
Like, go birds!
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Ryan
Go Phil. Yeah. not birds guy.
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tommy cresta
Oh yeah, you're not an Eagles fan,
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Ryan
No.
Introducing 'Cut-em and Start-em' Game
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Ryan
Yeah. no
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tommy cresta
so you're not going to go birds.
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tommy cresta
But yeah, we're here to review Jurassic World, but before that, we have this new segment I'm talking about. um And this is a cut-em and start-em list, so going to give you 10 movies.
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Ryan
kind
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Ryan
And I have to cut them and start them without knowing which one's next.
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tommy cresta
Yeah, and with randomly. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I thought you might like it.
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Ryan
Okay. I've seen social media before.
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tommy cresta
yeah i thought you were like
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Ryan
let's do it.
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tommy cresta
Try something a little different. Okay, The
Playing 'Cut-em and Start-em' and Film Discussions
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tommy cresta
Batman.
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Ryan
That the Batman?
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tommy cresta
That's The Batman?
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Ryan
Yeah.
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tommy cresta
Yeah.
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tommy cresta
I'll start. Okay. That's your number five.
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Ryan
I'll start them.
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Ryan
Well, it's just cut and start, so it's not no water.
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tommy cresta
I guess we'll start. That'll be your number one. We're just start, it's not. well, yeah. The Batman. Hey, I'm new to it.
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Ryan
You're saying that you don't know how it works?
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tommy cresta
We're doing this on the fly.
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Ryan
and
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tommy cresta
Okay.
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Ryan
Okay.
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tommy cresta
Hunger Games Catching Fire. Okay.
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Ryan
Cut.
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Ryan
dont I don't love The Hunger Games that much.
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tommy cresta
I don't Games that It's good movie
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Ryan
It's a good movie.
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tommy cresta
It is a good movie.
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Ryan
Yeah.
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tommy cresta
Yeah, I just don't know what's next though.
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Ryan
and just I just, don't know what's next though.
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tommy cresta
Jaws. Start.
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Ryan
Start. Come on now.
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tommy cresta
Good.
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tommy cresta
Did you know Jaws was the first movie to break $100 million bucks over?
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Ryan
Did you know Jaws the first movie to break a hundred million dollars?
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Ryan
Fuck. So I could be messing up that number, but it was the first movie to break like some milestone.
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tommy cresta
Really? I could be messing up that number, but it was the first movie to break like some milestone. Really? Yeah.
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Ryan
Yeah.
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tommy cresta
I know it's the first ever summer blockbuster.
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tommy cresta
Yeah, because it was the first time that they did like marketing as like we do it now still, where it's like trendsetting.
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Ryan
Yeah.
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Ryan
Cause it was the first time that they did like, marketing as like we do it now still where it's like trailers and like put up music and stuff beforehand and then put it in every theater across the country.
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tommy cresta
in every theater across the country
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Ryan
Cause back then they were still doing like, it would show in like almost like live, like stage plays where he would like show in a particular play.
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tommy cresta
back then they were still doing like it would show in like almost like live exchange plays where like show you know particularly like say it would show in new york for couple months and then they kind of dish it out smaller theaters yeah joss was the first one that kind of like went worldwide well united states yeah and people were excited for it good i love that movie and the book it marked the book too so they got people to read the book and then be like book's very good it's not like the movie
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Ryan
Like say it would show in New York for a couple of months and then they kind of like dish it out to smaller theaters. Most was the first one that kind of like went everywhere all at once. Yeah. And people were excited for it.
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Ryan
Yeah.
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Ryan
And the book, they marketed the book too. So they got people to read the book and then be like, oh there's a movie. Yeah. Mm hmm.
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tommy cresta
It's very good. There's one picture they had.
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Ryan
There's one picture they had, you know, planes will have like the ah like they write shit with the with the chemtrails that they drop over, you know, and make people sick.
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tommy cresta
You know how points do that? like Like they write shit with the... with the chemtrails? Yeah. That they drop over. You know, and make them sick.
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Ryan
um
Jaws' Marketing and Film Industry Evolution
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Ryan
they I saw one picture.
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tommy cresta
I saw one picture. year It was...
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Ryan
it was They did it like over a beach and it just said, go read Jaws.
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tommy cresta
It did it like over beach and it just said, go read Jaws. Really?
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Ryan
was like, can you imagine reading Jaws on a beach and you're like, kids, get out of the water now, please.
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tommy cresta
Can you imagine reading Jaws on beach? Like, kids... Come on.
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Ryan
Come
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tommy cresta
Jango.
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Ryan
Start.
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tommy cresta
Start. Start.
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Ryan
This is getting bad.
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tommy cresta
I got three.
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Ryan
I got three already.
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tommy cresta
Alien. or alien
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Ryan
you I'll cut Alien.
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tommy cresta
ah Wow.
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Ryan
Great movie, but it's not...
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tommy cresta
Three and three. Longlegs. Really?
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Ryan
I was never huge on Alien.
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tommy cresta
Oldboy.
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Ryan
I'll cut X. Another good movie.
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tommy cresta
three three
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Ryan
All Three and three.
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tommy cresta
braindirect
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Ryan
ah Four more.
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tommy cresta
long legs
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Ryan
I'll cut long legs.
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tommy cresta
who
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Ryan
I think it's start X over long legs.
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tommy cresta
get start really
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Ryan
It's been fun factor. I think long legs might be a better movie.
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tommy cresta
i think longbus might be a
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Ryan
but A little bit.
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tommy cresta
hello old boy
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Ryan
Old boy
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tommy cresta
almost
Personal Anecdotes and Future Episode Ideas
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Ryan
starting.
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Ryan
Come on.
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tommy cresta
Just making sure.
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Ryan
Yeah.
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tommy cresta
We saw in theaters. Yeah, you saw with me, right?
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Ryan
Yeah.
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tommy cresta
Oh, yeah, because you hadn't seen it before.
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Ryan
It's my first time seeing it in a theater.
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tommy cresta
yeah and You were like, oh, Tenet.
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Ryan
Yeah. Tenet?
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tommy cresta
Tenet?
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Ryan
Oh, man, that's tough.
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tommy cresta
Oh, man, that's tough.
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Ryan
Because I do like Tenet a lot, but i don't know what the next movie is.
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tommy cresta
Because I do like Tenet a lot. Yes, you I don't know what the next movie is. I'm looking at the next movie. I don't know.
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Ryan
I know. I'm terrible.
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tommy cresta
I'm telling you, you're going to say Shaw-Kan.
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Ryan
You're going to say Shawshank. I know. it and I'm going to fuck myself.
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tommy cresta
No, not. I can't tell you what I'm going to say.
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tommy cresta
Okay. I do like Tenet.
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Ryan
Okay.
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Ryan
I do like Tenet.
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tommy cresta
You do like Tenet.
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Ryan
Tenet's really cool.
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tommy cresta
It's a fan favorite.
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Ryan
I'll cut Tenet for now.
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tommy cresta
going to Tenet. I'm going to this next one.
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Ryan
I'm going to bank on this next movie being a banger.
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tommy cresta
Hunger Games, Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes.
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Ryan
fla
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tommy cresta
Four!
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tommy cresta
Hunger Games, Five.
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Ryan
God damn it.
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tommy cresta
And Okay, so your starting lineup is the Batman, Jaws.
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Ryan
No, start the last one last.
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tommy cresta
start the last one in class. This is not...
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Ryan
This is not, I know we weren't ordering, but that one that goes to the bottom.
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tommy cresta
I know where we're ordering, but that is five. Hunger Games, Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes, Oldboy, Django, Jaws, The Batman.
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Ryan
so It's not a bad list.
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tommy cresta
It's a good starting five.
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Ryan
Yeah. Yeah.
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tommy cresta
I think your cut, it might be...
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Ryan
Okay.
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tommy cresta
In my opinion, I would rather watch your cut list, I think.
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Ryan
yeah
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tommy cresta
Catching Fire, Alien, X, Long Legs, Tenet.
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tommy cresta
yeah i mean which It's a close one. i mean you can switch
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Ryan
Yeah, I mean, switch.
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Ryan
I mean, you could switch.
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tommy cresta
probably squish yeah
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Ryan
You'd probably switch Alien and Hunger Games, and my list is much better.
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tommy cresta
and my much better Yeah. yeah
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Ryan
Alien's better. I'd probably pick Alien.
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tommy cresta
Because I think e i
News, Trailers, and Excitement Levels
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tommy cresta
think Alien's are better than Django.
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Ryan
Yeah. Oh, no.
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tommy cresta
I think that.
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Ryan
I don't think so.
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tommy cresta
I'm not saying that you think that.
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Ryan
Django rules.
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tommy cresta
So is Alien.
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Ryan
It's a good movie.
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tommy cresta
Spawn one of the most successful franchises in chains modern day sci-fi.
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Ryan
Yeah.
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tommy cresta
So they can make horror in sci-fi.
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Ryan
julie Yeah.
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tommy cresta
yeah Love Alien.
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Ryan
You can. I'd probably i put Alien above Tenet. I think I'd move that over.
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tommy cresta
Yeah.
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tommy cresta
Longlegs are really good though. X might be better than Longlegs though.
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Ryan
Yeah, I think so.
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tommy cresta
yeah X is really cool.
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Ryan
X is just fun.
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tommy cresta
it' It was very unique.
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Ryan
right Yeah, it's a good movie.
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tommy cresta
Longlegs, 7.
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Ryan
seven
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tommy cresta
7 is a better version of Longlegs.
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Ryan
Yeah.
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tommy cresta
You agree?
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Ryan
Yeah, for sure.
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tommy cresta
Yeah, sure. Yeah, so that was... I thought it fun new thing to try. Next time, I'm going to throw in some bad movies.
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Ryan
I liked it. I liked it.
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tommy cresta
Just like all bad and then one good one to see where it goes.
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Ryan
Yeah, just screw me.
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tommy cresta
And then going to do... and I want to do news because we haven't done news in a little bit.
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Ryan
News. Well, we can start off by saying that we saw the Odyssey trailer for a Jurassic World.
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tommy cresta
Well, we can start off by saying we saw the Odyssey trailer. Ooh. Yeah, I completely forgot they were doing that. Did you see how pissed I was when there was another trailer?
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Ryan
So I didn't know at all.
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tommy cresta
I was like, oh my god.
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Ryan
oh Yeah.
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tommy cresta
And then it started, I was like...
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Ryan
Yeah. There wasn't even a rating yet.
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tommy cresta
was' needed over
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Ryan
I was like, what is what is this? But then you, you like not punched me in the shoulder and you were like, Oh, but I didn't know if you were excited or nervous.
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tommy cresta
you like Yeah, because someone was in like 15 minutes late.
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Ryan
so I was like, did you put us in the wrong theater? or You dumbass.
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tommy cresta
Yeah. They need to stop doing that.
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Ryan
What are we doing? I thought we were in the wrong movie. We'd have to get up and go, but no. Yeah.
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tommy cresta
yeah
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tommy cresta
and the dread is on for a while
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Ryan
And the trailers went on for a while too.
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tommy cresta
yeah got to like fifteen minutes late
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Ryan
Cause we got there.
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Ryan
It's usually 25 minutes. Yeah.
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tommy cresta
hot late
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Ryan
Usually 25 minutes. And it went, movie started at like 435.
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tommy cresta
and it started
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Ryan
for
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tommy cresta
for
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Ryan
Yeah.
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tommy cresta
yeah they need to stop doing that I hope that law gets passed where have to say the time that the film starts, not the time trailer.
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Ryan
and
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Ryan
Yes.
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tommy cresta
I think it be the time...
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Ryan
much
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tommy cresta
I don't think you should be allowed to play trailers with ads.
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Ryan
<unk>t I think trailer should be before the beginning.
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tommy cresta
What do you mean?
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Ryan
What do you mean?
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tommy cresta
Like, you shouldn't you have a lot of trailers and then an ad in between.
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Ryan
like
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tommy cresta
should have to be all the trailers right into the movie.
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Ryan
Oh yeah. Have ads.
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tommy cresta
yeah
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Ryan
Yeah, I agree.
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tommy cresta
Ads, moot trailer, movie.
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Ryan
Mm-hmm.
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tommy cresta
And no no more of the rollercoaster thing. I don't need an intro to that. I'm at a theater that I'm sitting in.
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Ryan
That's just regal, though.
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tommy cresta
No, AMC has their own, like, thing.
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Ryan
AMC. I know, but it's not the roller coaster.
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tommy cresta
i know Yeah, I'm saying like it it doesn't... their needs No, they ended that, remember?
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Ryan
It's what's her name? She's like, it's magical. Did they?
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tommy cresta
Yeah.
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Ryan
Yeah. Look, haven't been to an AMC in a minute.
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tommy cresta
Neither have I.
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Ryan
want to to the movie.
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tommy cresta
I want to go... want to go to that really nice AMC I went to in Boston.
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Ryan
was like, think it was 46 years.
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tommy cresta
There was like... I think it was 46 theaters in it.
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Ryan
You're like,
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tommy cresta
It was really cool. It was huge.
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Ryan
It's a lot.
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tommy cresta
um But yeah, the Odyssey trailer. You only really get one scene. It's a lot of just visuals with Rara Pattinson narrating.
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Ryan
Yeah, it's just showing off.
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tommy cresta
like how both of us at the same time like Pattinson. Yeah.
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Ryan
Yeah.
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tommy cresta
But yeah, he's doing a cool voice. He always does.
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Ryan
Beautiful.
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tommy cresta
It's the best.
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Ryan
No, it looks awesome.
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tommy cresta
It looks awesome.
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tommy cresta
Yeah, like what what else is it going to be?
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Ryan
from
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Ryan
yeah It's just Nolan being like, you want me to make an epic?
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tommy cresta
It's just Nolan. epi
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Ryan
He only makes epics, but this is a, you know, the epic of all time.
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tommy cresta
He's like, this is like yeah the biggest story of all time.
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Ryan
Yeah. And he just, he got it.
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tommy cresta
But he does this lot though.
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Ryan
I'm so pumped for this movie now. It's too we gotta wait a year.
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tommy cresta
Yeah. Yeah. but he does this a lot though yeah
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Ryan
But, yeah. Remember, he did it for Oppenheimer.
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tommy cresta
said
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Ryan
We saw, ah was Nope we were seeing when we saw that trailer.
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tommy cresta
yeah
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tommy cresta
Oh, yeah, because we were in IMAX.
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Ryan
Oh, yeah. was just him putting the hat on? Yeah, it was just him putting the hat on.
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tommy cresta
go go
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Ryan
no Yeah, but then it's him putting the hat on and then the timer going down.
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tommy cresta
No, it was the fire first. Yeah. single yeah And you see the letters spelling out.
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Ryan
Yeah, it was cool. Very cool.
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tommy cresta
God, that movie was so good.
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Ryan
Yeah. This one, uh,
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tommy cresta
That scene in Nope still is in my head, the monkey scene. Oh, yeah now <unk> um and they're in the Digest.
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Ryan
Oh, yeah. That was scary. Or when they're getting, like, digested.
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tommy cresta
so
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Ryan
That was horrible.
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tommy cresta
Damn, I forgot about that scene.
00:09:24
Ryan
Nope. It was awesome.
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tommy cresta
awesome You know my feelings on it.
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Ryan
You know. It's good.
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tommy cresta
First hour and 40 minutes, great.
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Ryan
We just don't like how
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tommy cresta
listen
Top 25 Movies List Revisit and Drinking Game Rules
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Ryan
it looks at the end.
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tommy cresta
I hate it.
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Ryan
I know you hate it. You hate it.
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tommy cresta
I they just don't like the whole ending. but guys dont
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Ryan
I like the ending.
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tommy cresta
That's how they beat it stuff. like
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Ryan
I liked it. We disagree.
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tommy cresta
We do, but that's okay.
00:09:38
Ryan
It's okay. It happens. It happens. Hey, folks, it happens.
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tommy cresta
we don't it's that We don't have to always have the same thing.
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Ryan
Sometimes you can't always agree. If if you're always agreeing...
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tommy cresta
There's no controversy.
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Ryan
There's nothing. It's not fun. You know?
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tommy cresta
yeah
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Ryan
You got to beat the shit out of each other.
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tommy cresta
We disagree a lot
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Ryan
You got to get, oh, so much.
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tommy cresta
oh so Dude, when we do the...
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Ryan
Over everything.
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tommy cresta
which Yeah, i guess we know. When we do the Top 25 Movies episode, there's going so much shit talk.
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Ryan
we
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Ryan
Do you want to do that still?
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tommy cresta
So much.
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Ryan
so Do you want to?
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tommy cresta
don't have to drink that much.
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Ryan
Yeah.
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tommy cresta
But I want to drink again on podcast.
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Ryan
to Tommy texted me.
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tommy cresta
Tell me Texan. Tell me Texan.
00:10:05
Ryan
I got to pull this up because I'm sitting at a Chipotle in D.C.
00:10:05
tommy cresta
I gotta pull this up. Because I'm sitting at a Chipotle in D.C. My first time hit Chipotle.
00:10:09
Ryan
My first time getting Chipotle, by the way.
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tommy cresta
Really? I had Chipotle waiting for me at home.
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Ryan
It was fine.
00:10:12
tommy cresta
It was fun.
00:10:14
Ryan
I wouldn't. know
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tommy cresta
You don't love Mexican food, though.
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Ryan
I don't love Mexican food.
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tommy cresta
don't love Mexican food.
00:10:16
Ryan
can I tell you what I got?
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tommy cresta
I'm a slut for brown rice and chicken. Alright.
00:10:18
Ryan
That's pretty good. I do like, all right, I'm a weird eater.
00:10:19
tommy cresta
ah do like I'm a weird eater.
00:10:22
Ryan
I was super picky as a kid.
00:10:22
tommy cresta
was super picky as a kid.
00:10:23
Ryan
I'm not super picky anymore, but I do like, I eat things separately.
00:10:23
tommy cresta
I'm not super picky anymore. But I do like, I eat things separately.
00:10:28
tommy cresta
I'm not a huge like soft guy.
00:10:28
Ryan
I'm not a huge like sauce guy.
00:10:30
Ryan
I'm not all that.
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tommy cresta
I'm not one of them.
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tommy cresta
I like queso, guacamole, salsa, whatever.
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Ryan
I like queso, guacamole, salsa, whatever.
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Ryan
I'll eat that stuff, but I don't need it in like a bowl just mixed in with everything.
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tommy cresta
I'll eat that stuff. But I don't eat it in like bowl just mixed in with everything.
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Ryan
Like I want to taste things individually.
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tommy cresta
Like I want to taste things individually. That's why you go to your point. You don't get it on the Yeah, I didn't get anything on the side.
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Ryan
That's why I like you Yeah, I didn't get anything on the side. I just got white rice, chicken, and lettuce.
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tommy cresta
I just got white rice, chicken,
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Ryan
And I was like, this my bowl.
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tommy cresta
Well, just so know, my order at at any place like that is late brown rice, chicken, corn salsa.
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Ryan
Perfect.
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tommy cresta
That's it. Nothing else.
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Ryan
Yeah, that's it.
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tommy cresta
I don't need all the stuff in there.
00:10:54
Ryan
i don Yeah, I got back and like Matt, Abby, Karen, and Ashland were like, that's it?
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tommy cresta
Just give me the basics. That's it? What are you doing?
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Ryan
what are you doing? And I was like, du what?
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tommy cresta
yeah You're like, this is delicious.
00:11:01
Ryan
This is good.
00:11:02
tommy cresta
This is good. like it.
00:11:03
Ryan
I liked it.
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tommy cresta
Yeah, nothing wrong with that.
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Ryan
Yeah. I have no interest in going back.
00:11:05
tommy cresta
I would have gotten the rice. I would have gotten brown.
00:11:07
Ryan
Yeah, but anyways, I'm just sitting there and I get a text that just says, have an idea for a podcast.
00:11:07
tommy cresta
But anyways, I'm just sitting there, and I get text that just says, I have an idea. Yeah. Which is already a red flag when it comes to me and Ryan's conversation.
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Ryan
Yeah, just one to, I have an idea.
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tommy cresta
one I have an idea.
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tommy cresta
And I'm sitting there like... And I didn't want to say it because I didn't know what you were doing. wanted to make sure I had time though.
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Ryan
and I'm sitting there like,
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Ryan
Yeah.
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tommy cresta
He just said, I've been back here for five years actually this summer.
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Ryan
He just says, I have an idea for a podcast episode this summer. And I said, cool.
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tommy cresta
And I said, cool, tell me what it is.
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Ryan
Tell me what it is. We do our top 25 lists of all time.
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tommy cresta
We do our top 25 lists of all time.
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tommy cresta
I know we did it before, but it's been a while.
00:11:29
Ryan
I know we did it before, but it's been a while.
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Ryan
And we drink during the pod.
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tommy cresta
it's briefed during the five.
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Ryan
i' Like, that's it? I said, that's your big idea?
00:11:35
tommy cresta
I said, that's your V idea.
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Ryan
And in all caps, he says, yes.
00:11:37
tommy cresta
And in all caps, he says, yes.
00:11:41
tommy cresta
Because the drunk episode is still one of our biggest episodes of all time.
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Ryan
or Yeah, and was fun.
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tommy cresta
Yeah, it was fun.
00:11:46
Ryan
But your big idea, 25 movies, 25 movies.
00:11:46
tommy cresta
But your big idea. 25 movies. 25 movies.
00:11:49
Ryan
You want to do a beer per two movies?
00:11:49
tommy cresta
You want to do a beer for two movies? Yes.
00:11:53
Ryan
We're going to be chugging.
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tommy cresta
If we get that in like an hour, we're going be chugging 12.
00:11:53
Ryan
If we get that in like an hour, we're going to be chugging 12 beers.
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tommy cresta
Well, it's going to be a longer. yeah That's why I'm like, we don't have to do that.
00:12:01
Ryan
It's going to be a long episode.
00:12:02
tommy cresta
Maybe I guess we could do one every five.
00:12:02
Ryan
We drink 12 beers. We could.
00:12:04
tommy cresta
We could. That's not bad.
00:12:04
Ryan
That's not bad. Okay.
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tommy cresta
Yeah.
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tommy cresta
That's fine.
00:12:06
Ryan
That's fine.
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Ryan
But 12 beers. We drink 12 beers in like a night.
00:12:07
tommy cresta
We drink 12 beers in like a night. Yeah.
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Ryan
That's five hours.
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tommy cresta
Five hours.
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Ryan
You want to just sit here and just drink, do nothing?
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tommy cresta
You want to sit here and just drink. Well, that's what was thinking. We could do, put the mic on the table. This one. Yeah.
00:12:18
Ryan
I mean, at that point, just stream it.
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tommy cresta
Because this one is like, you can turn the volume up so much that we can catch. And I was just gonna set the laptop up. So it's like a wide shot of us doing the podcast. And then. for So people on it.
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Ryan
So people, so we can like, while we're in between just drinking and talking, we just answer questions.
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tommy cresta
While we're in between just drinking and talking and just answer questions.
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Ryan
people have
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tommy cresta
Yeah. That would be good.
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Ryan
That's a better idea.
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tommy cresta
It is good.
00:12:34
Ryan
Look at that. Bounce off each other.
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tommy cresta
I don't, we don't have a camera on stream.
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Ryan
We'll make one.
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tommy cresta
You're going to be Iron Man?
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Ryan
You'll find it.
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tommy cresta
Box of Scraps.
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Ryan
It can't be that hard. She signed off on this?
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tommy cresta
But yeah, I wanted to do Top 25 again because when we did it, I was telling Sam when I was coming up with the idea.
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Ryan
Like, Tommy, you're a genius. Okay. Yeah, it was early. No, I think would change it a lot.
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tommy cresta
I said we did it. I think it was like in the top. The first.
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Ryan
she'snied off on this
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tommy cresta
level Yes.
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Ryan
but tommy you're a genius well no
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tommy cresta
Well, no, she thinks it's good idea to do the Top 25 again because think it's the 40s.
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Ryan
okay
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tommy cresta
I looked it up. It's like the 40 some. It's in the 40s where this episode was.
00:13:04
Ryan
yeah it was early
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tommy cresta
And there's a lot of movies on there that are not in my top 50 movies of all time.
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Ryan
no i think i would change it
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tommy cresta
no I feel like we didn't have enough time to make That's why I want to tell you now and then we do it end of this month.
00:13:13
Ryan
Yeah. Like really think it through. Yeah, I'm down to do that.
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tommy cresta
The more I think about there's a lot of horror my list, but I want to make sure it's horror movies I consider really great movies that I love.
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Ryan
there's um
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Ryan
Yeah. And there's also a lot on my list.
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tommy cresta
There's also a lot of horror movies that I love.
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Ryan
Like I went back and checked it couple months ago. I forget why, but it was like a lot recency bias.
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tommy cresta
A lot of recency bias from us. A lot of recency bias.
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Ryan
Like I think there are movies I've seen since we've done that episode that probably like Oppenheimer is probably on that list.
00:13:30
tommy cresta
but I think there are movies I've seen since we've done that episode that probably were on my list. Yeah, I think Dune 2 probably...
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Ryan
Yeah.
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tommy cresta
don't
Jurassic World Rebirth Critique
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tommy cresta
know.
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Ryan
Yeah.
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tommy cresta
and
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Ryan
That could be on your list.
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tommy cresta
It's hard to But, like, I think The Departed is probably what I think the best movie time.
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Ryan
like
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tommy cresta
Just a movie.
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tommy cresta
But I don't think it's my favorite movie all time.
00:13:46
Ryan
Yeah.
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Ryan
But I think that's what we did was like our best movies of We didn't do our favorite.
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tommy cresta
think that's what we did, best movie. We did through our favorite.
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tommy cresta
I think we've put in a couple of records, but think... Yeah, I think we should do a full-on, like... If a movie's on you want to watch it, what's your choice?
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Ryan
I think we put in a couple of our favorites, but I think like movies we just love.
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Ryan
Yeah.
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tommy cresta
Like, you have 25 movies to watch forever.
00:14:00
Ryan
A fully subjective top 25.
00:14:00
tommy cresta
fully subjective movie. Yeah.
00:14:02
Ryan
Yeah. know.
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tommy cresta
Which I think will be fun because I know there's movies on my list that you fucking hate.
00:14:04
Ryan
yeah
00:14:07
Ryan
Yeah.
00:14:08
tommy cresta
And I know there's probably no movies on your list I hate.
00:14:09
Ryan
yeah
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tommy cresta
And because, like, Shawshank's my number one.
00:14:10
Ryan
And because like Shawshank is always my number one. But there are movies I'd watch over Shawshank.
00:14:13
tommy cresta
But there are movies I'd watch over Shawshank. Yeah, like, is Shawshank what you think's the best movie?
00:14:15
Ryan
first all Yeah.
00:14:18
tommy cresta
Yeah.
00:14:19
Ryan
That guy right there. The Sandlot.
00:14:20
tommy cresta
Oh, yeah.
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Ryan
That's number one. That's always.
00:14:24
tommy cresta
That's the movie of all movies.
00:14:24
Ryan
That's the movie of all movies that if it's only just throw it on.
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tommy cresta
I don't think my number... just throw I don't think any of my top ten's in here.
00:14:32
Ryan
don't know.
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tommy cresta
Halloween's close. I also still have a year-to poster from the movies.
00:14:35
Ryan
I also still have a Dune 2 poster from the movies.
00:14:38
tommy cresta
I know.
00:14:38
Ryan
hello
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tommy cresta
I have a couple of posters. have a whole box in my basement right now that I'm going to bring in. I'm to tape them up.
00:14:43
Ryan
nice
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tommy cresta
Because I have some really cool ones in there.
00:14:44
Ryan
i I had a 28 years later poster.
00:14:45
tommy cresta
I had a 28 Years Later poster.
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Ryan
Just the ones they hand out when you go see it.
00:14:48
tommy cresta
Just ones I am out when you see it. Did I tell you what the major did?
00:14:50
Ryan
Did I tell you what Nate did to it?
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tommy cresta
Did he rip it?
00:14:52
Ryan
No.
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tommy cresta
No.
00:14:52
Ryan
I asked him to hold.
00:14:52
tommy cresta
I asked him to hold it. I was using the bathroom before even got the theater.
00:14:53
Ryan
i was using the bathroom before we even got to the theater. I asked him, can you hold on to this for second?
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tommy cresta
asked him to hold this for a second.
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Ryan
He's like, yeah, sure.
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tommy cresta
like, yeah, sure.
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tommy cresta
Instead of rolling it up. Did he fold it? He folded. Who folds a poster?
00:14:58
Ryan
Instead rolling it up, he folded it.
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Ryan
I was like, okay, thanks.
00:15:03
tommy cresta
Okay, thanks.
00:15:04
Ryan
I was like, ooh.
00:15:04
tommy cresta
Oh, that's because I saw in the Dine-In Theater. They weren't giving out posters.
00:15:10
Ryan
Oh, yeah.
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tommy cresta
Really cool theater.
00:15:11
Ryan
and
00:15:11
tommy cresta
If anyone's in the Georgia area, go to Marcus Theater. Really cool theater, and it has really good food. The Georgia area.
00:15:17
Ryan
The Georgia Air.
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tommy cresta
The Atlanta area, I'm sorry.
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Ryan
The entire state of Georgia.
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tommy cresta
The Georgia area. It's probably like 35 minutes from you guys.
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Ryan
sort It's like Michelin stars.
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tommy cresta
It's like Michelin, so it's two, and it's eight.
00:15:25
Ryan
he just It's two. If you're in the state, you can go.
00:15:28
tommy cresta
If you have two Michelin stars, you can travel very far to go to that restaurant.
00:15:30
Ryan
very No, that's what it is.
00:15:31
tommy cresta
Yeah, it's to that restaurant.
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Ryan
One is if it's on your way, stop there.
00:15:35
tommy cresta
Did they talk about that the bear?
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Ryan
Two, it's worth a detour. Or maybe one is a detour.
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tommy cresta
Have you watched it anymore?
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Ryan
Two is like like out of your way on a trip.
00:15:39
tommy cresta
No, I still haven't watched it. I haven't watched it at all yet.
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Ryan
And then three is like the trip is that restaurant.
00:15:44
tommy cresta
still only perfect. But yeah. Wait, what was the...
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Ryan
Yeah.
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tommy cresta
they talk about that in the bear
00:15:49
Ryan
No, I just know that.
00:15:49
tommy cresta
you watch same more
00:15:50
Ryan
No, I still haven't watched it.
00:15:50
tommy cresta
i still
00:15:51
Ryan
I haven't had chance to.
00:15:51
tommy cresta
haven't lost it at all yet
00:15:52
Ryan
Yeah.
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tommy cresta
um still
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Ryan
I'm still only first episode.
00:15:55
tommy cresta
but yeah wait whats my
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Ryan
My dad loves
00:15:57
tommy cresta
Of course, your dad loves the band.
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Ryan
Loves a bear.
00:15:59
tommy cresta
ah First bit of news that Tires has been renewed for season three.
00:16:03
Ryan
Sweet.
00:16:04
tommy cresta
but Ryan loves that show. i haven't yet to watch it yet.
00:16:06
Ryan
Season two is much better.
00:16:06
tommy cresta
Season two is much better. Have you watched season one yet?
00:16:07
Ryan
Have you watched season one yet?
00:16:09
tommy cresta
I didn't finish yet.
00:16:09
tommy cresta
It's not great.
00:16:10
Ryan
It's not great.
00:16:11
Ryan
It's really not even that good.
00:16:11
tommy cresta
It's even popular.
00:16:12
Ryan
But season two was funny.
00:16:12
tommy cresta
Season two was fun. I like the gun scene. I saw the clip of that.
00:16:15
Ryan
Yeah. yeah that so I forgot that was even happening still.
00:16:16
tommy cresta
um Damn, maybe this was a bad week to do news because there's fucking nothing. Oh, Sandman season two? 73%. that's
00:16:27
tommy cresta
this is This is it.
00:16:28
Ryan
Yeah.
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tommy cresta
ah Sadly, Michael Madsen passed. The acclaimed actor from Reservoir Dogs and numerous other films. um Chainsaw Man. We got our first poster for that. Oh, no. It's Chainsaw Man the movie.
00:16:41
tommy cresta
Oh, shit.
00:16:43
Ryan
I don't know we mentioned the ah Toxic Avenger trailer.
00:16:43
tommy cresta
umt obviously get ready
00:16:45
Ryan
It was a couple weeks ago.
00:16:46
tommy cresta
I'm so excited. I think that movie is going be so much fun.
00:16:48
Ryan
It'll be fun, I think.
00:16:49
tommy cresta
It's either going to be really fun.
00:16:51
Ryan
really Or two over the top.
00:16:52
tommy cresta
Or it' could be way too trying to be bad and good.
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Ryan
Yeah.
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tommy cresta
That's just bad. and
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Ryan
I agree.
00:17:01
tommy cresta
Damn, there's fucking nothing. um I'm back a week already. but anything that catches Oh, The Boys Wrecked filming. The final season.
00:17:09
Ryan
Oh, did it? Sweet.
00:17:11
tommy cresta
Kripke posted.
00:17:13
Ryan
Cool.
00:17:13
tommy cresta
ah The Bears been renewed for season 5 as if we didn't know that.
00:17:13
Ryan
Yeah.
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Ryan
Yeah.
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tommy cresta
um
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tommy cresta
The show that's getting really beat up on reviews-wise Ironheart.
00:17:19
Ryan
show
00:17:22
Ryan
yeah
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tommy cresta
yeah But so a lot of people like it. and Critics just don't like it.
00:17:26
Ryan
I have seen, yeah it's it's weird because I know it it jumped back up because Rotten Tomatoes deleted a bunch of critic scores that were really bad.
00:17:27
tommy cresta
Yeah. The reveal. Yeah. I don't want to say it on the... Yeah. That's a crazy casting. Well, yeah, but everyone...
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Ryan
So, and I don't know. I still, I might watch it.
00:17:37
tommy cresta
That was what the rumor has been for the last two years.
00:17:37
Ryan
I almost kind of want to watch it just because, did you see the reveal?
00:17:40
tommy cresta
reveal yeah
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Ryan
Yeah.
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tommy cresta
i wanna say on
00:17:42
Ryan
Sacha Baron Cohen.
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tommy cresta
yeah that's a crazy
00:17:44
Ryan
That's a crazy casting.
00:17:45
tommy cresta
yeah but everyone that that was what the rumors been for the last two years
00:17:45
Ryan
yeah
00:17:48
Ryan
Is it?
00:17:48
tommy cresta
it
00:17:49
Ryan
don't remember that. Yeah.
00:17:50
tommy cresta
He's a great actor. oh yeah
00:17:51
Ryan
No, he is. I just like,
00:17:52
tommy cresta
No, he is. If you don't watch all of this, you only think as Borat.
00:17:55
tommy cresta
Yeah, think Borat. This guy's the devil. This cool.
00:17:55
Ryan
Yeah, you think of Borat and you're like, this guy's the devil?
00:17:57
Ryan
This is cool.
00:17:58
tommy cresta
know he's not actually the devil.
00:17:58
Ryan
I know he's not actually the devil. he It's more or less.
00:18:01
tommy cresta
It's Borat. Yeah, it's pretty much the devil. We got first trailer for The Running Man, which actually looked pretty good.
00:18:06
Ryan
I'm actually excited for that movie.
00:18:07
tommy cresta
actually excited. You love Edgar Wright, too.
00:18:08
Ryan
it look
00:18:09
tommy cresta
I love Wright.
00:18:09
Ryan
I do love Edgar Wright. And it's, yeah, what's his name?
00:18:10
tommy cresta
This was calling your name. Yeah, Our boy, Glenn.
00:18:14
Ryan
Yeah, Glenn Powell.
00:18:14
tommy cresta
Yeah, Glenn Powell. Love Glenn Powell.
00:18:16
Ryan
Dude, I walked down.
00:18:16
tommy cresta
I walked around and my sisters were watching Twisters.
00:18:17
Ryan
My sisters were watching Twisters last night.
00:18:19
tommy cresta
last
00:18:20
tommy cresta
walk down He's an attractive dude.
00:18:20
Ryan
I walked down.
00:18:21
Ryan
at this
00:18:22
tommy cresta
The scene got introduced, all my sisters were like, yes!
00:18:22
Ryan
The scene he got introduced, all my sisters went, yes. It's like, oh, man.
00:18:25
tommy cresta
Oh, and he's like, if you want to ride it. No.
00:18:28
Ryan
Yeah.
00:18:29
tommy cresta
What is it?
00:18:29
Ryan
you I don't know. I didn't watch the movie.
00:18:30
tommy cresta
If you feel it, Jason.
00:18:32
Ryan
She changed it.
00:18:32
tommy cresta
Yeah.
00:18:33
Ryan
Yeah.
00:18:33
tommy cresta
It's a great intro. Yeah.
00:18:34
Ryan
Yeah, it was good.
00:18:35
tommy cresta
Like, to a character.
00:18:36
tommy cresta
then away I go upstairs put her the back.
00:18:36
Ryan
And then i walked away and went back upstairs to play Ready or Not.
00:18:38
Ryan
But it was good.
00:18:39
tommy cresta
But, it's good. How much do you think Megan May is opening weekend?
00:18:42
tommy cresta
Megan? Mm-hmm.
00:18:42
Ryan
Megan?
00:18:44
Ryan
25 bucks and a lollipop.
00:18:44
tommy cresta
$25 in lullaby.
00:18:47
tommy cresta
10.7 million.
00:18:47
Ryan
Fuck.
00:18:48
tommy cresta
Massive disaster for Blumhouse. They thought this was going be like their film like franchise.
00:18:50
Ryan
Yeah, of course. Yeah.
00:18:53
tommy cresta
Which only people only saw it because it was a meme.
00:18:53
Ryan
I did see...
00:18:57
Ryan
Yeah.
00:18:57
tommy cresta
yeah The first one.
00:18:58
Ryan
No. Dude, that's the funniest thing.
00:18:59
tommy cresta
Dude, that's the funniest thing.
00:18:59
Ryan
When when they like re-released um Morbius and the Minecraft movie, thinking like, oh, this is a meme now.
00:19:00
tommy cresta
When they re-released the obvious and the Minecraft release, they can like, a meme People are to see it.
00:19:05
Ryan
People going to see it. And just nobody fucking saw it.
00:19:06
tommy cresta
No. The meme is that they think the studio wants...
00:19:06
Ryan
Yeah.
00:19:08
tommy cresta
How to Train and Dragon still making 20 million.
00:19:09
Ryan
Yeah. ah ja It was a good movie.
00:19:14
tommy cresta
It was good movie.
00:19:14
Ryan
It was. It was the same movie, but that's a good thing because it was a good movie.
00:19:15
tommy cresta
It was. it's just a... Yeah, there's like an additional 30 minutes. It's not anything crazy.
00:19:19
Ryan
Yeah.
00:19:21
tommy cresta
F1 pulled in 60 million. And the big winner of ah opening weekends is Jurassic World. 320 million in its global opening. yeah
00:19:31
Ryan
Yeah. I feel like second weekend has to have a drop off.
00:19:31
tommy cresta
That is fucking wild.
00:19:35
tommy cresta
I don't know, man. People overseas love fucking dinosaurs.
00:19:36
Ryan
I don't know.
00:19:39
tommy cresta
sure
00:19:39
Ryan
true. Everybody loves dinosaurs.
00:19:40
tommy cresta
I don't.
00:19:41
Ryan
Let's get one thing perfectly clear, Thomas.
00:19:41
tommy cresta
You are
00:19:42
Ryan
You are in the vast minority of not liking dinosaurs.
00:19:44
tommy cresta
yeah I am in the vast minority.
00:19:46
Ryan
Yeah.
00:19:47
tommy cresta
Because I don't even like these.
00:19:47
Ryan
i
00:19:48
tommy cresta
I'm not a huge Jurassic. I love Jurassic Park.
00:19:50
Ryan
Yeah.
00:19:51
tommy cresta
Jurassic World's fine. The rest of them, I don't think I actually
Jurassic Franchise Continuity and Directing Style
00:19:54
tommy cresta
like. I said like the third one, but I haven't watched it since I was probably eight.
00:19:55
Ryan
so
00:19:57
Ryan
Yeah. The third one's bad.
00:19:58
tommy cresta
third
00:19:58
Ryan
Yeah.
00:19:58
tommy cresta
I just remember my pop-up hit me with a wiffle ball bat I watched it. Because he called me a sissy.
00:20:04
Ryan
Nice. No, I didn't.
00:20:05
tommy cresta
That's all I associate.
00:20:06
Ryan
You said you don't like The Lost World. I like The Lost World.
00:20:08
tommy cresta
Yeah, I don't know.
00:20:08
Ryan
Yeah.
00:20:09
tommy cresta
i just should I don't think Jeff Goldblum has that hold on me.
00:20:09
Ryan
I don't... It's not better than first one. don't think you're better.
00:20:12
tommy cresta
I don't think he has that leading man.
00:20:13
Ryan
Roboom's nice, though.
00:20:15
tommy cresta
He's great dude.
00:20:15
Ryan
He's crazy.
00:20:16
tommy cresta
Seems like a genuine human being. Very good and wicked.
00:20:17
Ryan
Yeah, he's fine.
00:20:17
tommy cresta
Probably one of the better performances.
00:20:21
Ryan
um No, but The Lost World is...
00:20:22
tommy cresta
ah world is um
00:20:22
Ryan
um um What's her name? It's not Julianne Moore, is it?
00:20:28
tommy cresta
Yeah.
00:20:28
Ryan
Yeah. No. Is it? No.
00:20:28
tommy cresta
No, it's
00:20:29
Ryan
I forget. What's her name?
00:20:30
tommy cresta
what's your name
00:20:31
Ryan
And then...
00:20:31
tommy cresta
and then
00:20:31
Ryan
um
00:20:32
tommy cresta
Jessica Chastain.
00:20:34
Ryan
No.
00:20:35
tommy cresta
No, she's too young to have been in that.
00:20:35
Ryan
Yeah, he's way too young.
00:20:36
tommy cresta
Then it's Julianne think it's Julianne Moore.
00:20:38
Ryan
I think it's Julianne Moore. I don't remember who Julianne Moore is.
00:20:40
tommy cresta
don't remember who Julianne Moore is.
00:20:41
Ryan
I just kind of threw a name out there.
00:20:41
tommy cresta
i just kind of through me not She looks a lot like...
00:20:44
Ryan
Give me a second.
00:20:44
tommy cresta
you said
00:20:45
Ryan
and
00:20:45
tommy cresta
I think it's Julian.
00:20:46
Ryan
Julianne Moore.
00:20:49
tommy cresta
Julian.
00:20:49
Ryan
Yep. Nailed it.
00:20:50
tommy cresta
Yep. Is it?
00:20:50
Ryan
Yeah. And then what's his face?
00:20:51
tommy cresta
Yeah. And then what's the space?
00:20:52
Ryan
Wedding couch.
00:20:53
tommy cresta
Megan 2.0 is an 83 audience score.
00:20:55
Ryan
That's fascinating.
00:20:56
tommy cresta
That's fascinating. Man, people do love those women.
00:20:57
Ryan
What's Al Qaeda's audience score?
00:20:59
tommy cresta
Dude, that's their huge text. He messaged me. He said it's their biggest clip ever.
00:21:04
Ryan
Good.
00:21:05
tommy cresta
That is a lot. I showed that to Sanchez. He's like, there's no way you said that.
00:21:07
Ryan
It just slipped out.
00:21:08
tommy cresta
just It slipped It was...
00:21:09
Ryan
because it Even looking at you, you were like, whoa, did I say that?
00:21:10
tommy cresta
you you were like
00:21:13
tommy cresta
Their reactions make the clip very funny because they've all found it very funny.
00:21:13
Ryan
reaction
00:21:17
Ryan
Yeah.
00:21:17
tommy cresta
I said to Conner, was like, if they didn't laugh, it would have been the most awkward thing I've ever done in my life.
00:21:17
Ryan
Oh, it was over.
00:21:24
tommy cresta
That was funny. No, they're great guys.
00:21:24
Ryan
That was fun, though.
00:21:25
Ryan
We didn't talk about
00:21:26
tommy cresta
I had a fun time with them.
00:21:27
Ryan
Yeah, was good time.
00:21:28
tommy cresta
um Yeah, all the clips are different. Saying our favorite Robins was a funny clip. Did you see that?
00:21:34
tommy cresta
Yeah.
00:21:34
Ryan
Yeah.
00:21:35
Ryan
Then I got up and left.
00:21:35
tommy cresta
but I love Dick.
00:21:36
Ryan
I just pissed so bad that whole time.
00:21:39
tommy cresta
You can watch that video.
00:21:39
Ryan
You can watch that video. I was like vibrating.
00:21:41
tommy cresta
I was like vibrate.
00:21:42
Ryan
I'm like, can you please shut the fuck up about Robin and end this?
00:21:43
tommy cresta
shut fuck
00:21:44
Ryan
I had to go to the bathroom.
00:21:45
tommy cresta
I need a pee. You could have just went, the one guy went up and peed.
00:21:47
Ryan
I know.
00:21:47
tommy cresta
I know, did go and peed.
00:21:47
Ryan
I did go up and pee, but I was like, i know we're close to the end.
00:21:48
tommy cresta
I like, know we're close to the end.
00:21:50
Ryan
I can stick it out.
00:21:50
tommy cresta
I can stick it out. And I was like, no, I'm just gone.
00:21:51
Ryan
And then i was like, nah, I'm just gone. Getting up leaving.
00:21:54
tommy cresta
But yeah, go listen to Tuvi Podcast. um
00:21:57
Ryan
Good time.
00:21:57
tommy cresta
Yeah, but they're listening. It seems like they're listening coming here because we had a huge jump in listens this past week.
00:22:01
Ryan
Perfect. Welcome. Welcome to hell.
00:22:03
tommy cresta
We also had a huge jump in Instagram followers.
00:22:03
Ryan
Thank you. Did we?
00:22:06
tommy cresta
Yeah, I think we've gained like 400 followers.
00:22:06
Ryan
Yeah, I think did. Sweet, man.
00:22:08
tommy cresta
Nice. We crossed past, I think we're at 4,100.
00:22:08
Ryan
Welcome. Welcome to the family. Welcome.
00:22:12
tommy cresta
Yeah, welcome.
00:22:12
Ryan
Yeah, welcome.
00:22:13
tommy cresta
we start our followers?
00:22:13
Ryan
Should we start calling our fans colonels from now on?
00:22:16
tommy cresta
Do you remember when i tried to do that?
00:22:16
Ryan
I just thought about that. Did you?
00:22:18
tommy cresta
Yeah, way...
00:22:18
Ryan
Yeah. probably called you a moron for that.
00:22:20
tommy cresta
I think you did.
00:22:20
Ryan
no I'm saying it. Yeah.
00:22:23
tommy cresta
It's crazy like when I look back and have so I'm like, oh, that that wasn't that long ago.
00:22:23
Ryan
It's crazy.
00:22:26
tommy cresta
like Sam went and listened on her flight back to Georgia.
00:22:26
Ryan
Yeah.
00:22:29
tommy cresta
She was up in the mountains with me.
00:22:30
Ryan
Yeah.
00:22:31
tommy cresta
She listened to Scream 5 review.
00:22:31
Ryan
She listened to her. Really?
00:22:34
tommy cresta
I forgot we were doing the podcast when Scream 5 came out.
00:22:34
Ryan
I forgot.
00:22:38
Ryan
yeah
00:22:39
tommy cresta
And she was like saying episode.
00:22:39
Ryan
Holy shit.
00:22:40
tommy cresta
I was like, oh my god. She's like, yeah, it's like episode 30.
00:22:41
Ryan
Jesus.
00:22:42
tommy cresta
I was like, holy shit. That was a long time ago.
00:22:44
Ryan
What time did she end up getting in?
00:22:45
tommy cresta
but time che up getting
00:22:46
Ryan
Because I know her flight got canceled.
00:22:47
tommy cresta
It got canceled.
00:22:48
tommy cresta
Like, fully.
00:22:48
Ryan
I know.
00:22:49
tommy cresta
She didn't, uh, she had to stay in the airport overnight. Her flight was at 7.
00:22:49
Ryan
Oh,
00:22:53
Ryan
God.
00:22:53
tommy cresta
Yeah, that was off i still
00:22:54
Ryan
I was still at Mike and Christine's. And then Abby just goes, oh my God, Sam's flight got canceled.
00:22:58
tommy cresta
rough.
00:23:00
Ryan
I was like, ooh.
00:23:01
tommy cresta
Did Matt text you and tell you what I texted him?
00:23:01
Ryan
No.
00:23:04
tommy cresta
Guapo shit all the floor.
00:23:06
Ryan
Perfect.
00:23:06
tommy cresta
Explosive diarrhea.
00:23:06
Ryan
explosive Beautiful.
00:23:08
tommy cresta
Terrible. I was so mad.
00:23:08
Ryan
That house going to smell like ass.
00:23:09
tommy cresta
asking to smell like it was It was on a part of the carpet that, like, you know, like, the carpet that like, the insulin under it?
00:23:11
Ryan
it was Yeah.
00:23:15
tommy cresta
yeah very easy to clean.
00:23:16
Ryan
Yeah. this week?
00:23:17
tommy cresta
So I cleaned it.
00:23:17
Ryan
Okay. Seven.
00:23:18
tommy cresta
like
00:23:18
Ryan
That's hilarious.
00:23:19
tommy cresta
But I didn't leave the house until like 1230 in the morning.
00:23:21
Ryan
Yeah.
00:23:21
tommy cresta
I was pissed.
00:23:22
Ryan
Yeah. how many times do they shit just during this week
00:23:25
tommy cresta
I think it's just Guapo.
00:23:27
Ryan
okay
00:23:28
tommy cresta
um Seven.
00:23:30
Ryan
yeah
00:23:31
tommy cresta
And I was with these dogs for hours on end.
00:23:31
Ryan
hilarious yeah yeah
00:23:34
tommy cresta
And they would leave, come back an hour later.
00:23:34
Ryan
delete Hey, you're not waiting like that.
00:23:36
tommy cresta
you Yeah.
00:23:36
Ryan
You're letting him out at a decent time.
00:23:37
tommy cresta
i had I had set times I was going.
00:23:39
Ryan
Awesome. Yeah.
00:23:41
tommy cresta
Yeah. Well, whatever.
00:23:42
Ryan
ah
00:23:43
tommy cresta
ah But yeah, the main reason we're here is talk about Jurassic World Rebirth, the new film in the Jurassic Park, Jurassic World franchise.
00:23:43
Ryan
yeah
00:23:49
tommy cresta
This is the seventh entry, and it currently has a 52 on Rotten Tomatoes, a 6.3 out of town IMDb with a 72% audience score.
00:23:50
Ryan
seven entry
00:23:56
Ryan
okay
00:24:00
Ryan
critical
00:24:01
tommy cresta
Critic consensus is, oh my god, enable ads. No. I don't know how to turn my ad block off.
00:24:05
Ryan
I don't know how to turn my turn.
00:24:07
tommy cresta
I still know how it.
00:24:08
Ryan
still don't know.
00:24:08
tommy cresta
Continue without disable it?
00:24:10
Ryan
Just go to your add-ons and turn it off.
00:24:10
tommy cresta
Just to your
00:24:13
tommy cresta
you ever
00:24:13
Ryan
Do you remember how you put it on?
00:24:14
tommy cresta
No, it came with it.
00:24:14
Ryan
No, it according ro so
00:24:16
tommy cresta
Critic consensus. Going back to the bases with rip-roaring set pieces and fossilized cliches, Jurassic World Rebirth doesn't evolve the prehistoric franchise, but does restore some of the most reliable DNA.
00:24:27
tommy cresta
First off, rip-roaring set pieces is a crazy thing to say.
00:24:29
Ryan
Okay.
00:24:31
tommy cresta
i mean
00:24:31
Ryan
I mean, it's kind of just an island like all the other ones.
00:24:33
tommy cresta
Yeah, and most of the film's green screens.
00:24:33
Ryan
Yeah, and Most of the films. Yeah.
00:24:37
tommy cresta
but You can see a couple times they were on sets.
00:24:37
Ryan
You can see it. Mm-hmm.
00:24:40
tommy cresta
like I liked when they were in the jungle and it like was a jungle.
00:24:40
Ryan
Like, I like.
00:24:43
Ryan
Yeah.
00:24:43
tommy cresta
But they didn't do enough of that.
00:24:44
Ryan
Or the end at, like, the gas station compound kind of thing.
00:24:45
tommy cresta
Yeah. yeah Yeah, and that was cool.
00:24:48
Ryan
Yeah. Yeah.
00:24:48
tommy cresta
But then there was other scenes where it's...
00:24:49
Ryan
We love Gareth.
00:24:50
tommy cresta
Like, when on the cliff... We love Gareth Edwards.
00:24:53
Ryan
No, I like him a lot, yeah.
00:24:53
tommy cresta
I mean, I don't know if you love... I love... you Yeah. Gareth Edwards is the best at doing visual effects.
00:24:57
Ryan
Yeah. Yeah.
00:25:00
tommy cresta
The creator is the best CGI I've ever seen in my life.
00:25:00
Ryan
yeah creat
00:25:03
tommy cresta
And...
In-depth Movie Analysis and Studio Influence
00:25:04
Ryan
He knows how to shoot things specifically to add CGI to it.
00:25:04
tommy cresta
He knows how to shoot things... specifically to add cgi
00:25:08
Ryan
Like a lot of the directors will just direct things like normal, like old school, and then have to put something in and there's not enough room for it.
00:25:08
tommy cresta
a lot of the just direct to and then have to put something in and there's not enough room for it things just didn't shoot it right
00:25:15
Ryan
They just didn't shoot it right.
00:25:16
tommy cresta
gar edwards knows how to be like
00:25:16
Ryan
Gareth Edwards knows how to be like, I know this is going to be here, this dinosaur, this spaceship, whatever is going to be here.
00:25:18
tommy cresta
i know this is going to be here this dinosaur the spaceship whatever is goingnna be here so i'm gonna make sure i shoot it so that
00:25:22
Ryan
So I'm going to make sure I shoot it so that we have enough room, correct lighting to put that in.
00:25:25
tommy cresta
correct like yeah don't get
00:25:27
Ryan
You don't get that in this movie.
00:25:28
tommy cresta
No.
00:25:29
Ryan
It doesn't, it just didn't work like you thought it would.
00:25:29
tommy cresta
It work. think you thought would. Yeah, and then audience members are saying, Equal parts comforting and terrifying.
00:25:33
Ryan
yeah
00:25:36
tommy cresta
Returning to the beloved Jurassic World is a thrill, and while predictable, Rebirth jump-starts the franchise with a dynamite time at the movies. No, it does not. Dynamite is a stretch.
00:25:45
Ryan
Dynamite is a stretch. There was a lot of boredom in this movie.
00:25:48
tommy cresta
It is late. Dino mite. dash mite.
00:25:52
Ryan
What's their headquarters?
00:25:53
tommy cresta
we can't keep we One day we're actually going to get a message.
00:25:53
Ryan
I'm going to get a knock at the door.
00:25:57
tommy cresta
Yo,
00:25:58
Ryan
I'm going to stop. Yeah. I should have paid us.
00:26:01
tommy cresta
you got to stop telling people. The Manscaped one still the funniest one.
00:26:04
Ryan
You should have paid us.
00:26:07
tommy cresta
They should have paid us, which they eventually did, but it took them a really long time.
00:26:07
Ryan
should pay
00:26:10
tommy cresta
took them really long time
00:26:10
Ryan
Took really long time and we threatened litigation.
00:26:13
tommy cresta
we differ Yeah, with our amazing...
00:26:16
Ryan
Our amazing lawyers.
00:26:17
tommy cresta
That was still the riskiest thing I did.
00:26:17
Ryan
Yeah.
00:26:19
tommy cresta
yeah
00:26:19
Ryan
Yeah.
00:26:19
tommy cresta
I really pulled that one out. um But yeah, this film stars Scarlett Johansson, Mahershala Ali, Jonathan Bailey, Luna Blasey, Ed ah Screen, Rupert Friend, David Iacono, Felipe Velge, and Velge?
00:26:22
Ryan
but yeah
00:26:30
Ryan
and even
00:26:36
tommy cresta
Velge? I was just hearing your voice trail off.
00:26:37
Ryan
I don't know. Just hearing your voice trail off as you got less confident with the name.
00:26:41
tommy cresta
Yeah, V-E-L-G-E.
00:26:41
Ryan
It's awesome. I don't know.
00:26:45
tommy cresta
Velge.
00:26:45
Ryan
Who are you looking at?
00:26:46
tommy cresta
ah Nina. And then Audrina Miranda, who was...
00:26:48
Ryan
Nina.
00:26:50
tommy cresta
Awesome.
00:26:50
Ryan
Aladrino.
00:26:50
tommy cresta
Great job, the young girl. She did a really good job.
00:26:52
Ryan
Awesome. Yeah.
00:26:53
tommy cresta
And the dinosaur was really cute, but it wasn't actually practical.
00:26:53
Ryan
Andrew Burrino.
00:26:56
tommy cresta
So fuck you. And Rupert Friend.
00:26:57
Ryan
andrew Yeah. I'm sure it was practical in like some shots, yeah but it's just CGI the whole time, which thanks because they marketed it and it's like, yeah, we have this practical baby dinosaur.
00:26:59
tommy cresta
Friend. some shots Yeah, but then they a lot of the scenes, you can tell it's overrated. they marketed it it's like yeah we have
00:27:09
Ryan
Everybody loved it.
00:27:09
tommy cresta
and for
00:27:11
Ryan
And it's not in the movie.
00:27:11
tommy cresta
it's not in the
00:27:12
Ryan
Practical at least.
00:27:13
tommy cresta
Yeah.
00:27:14
tommy cresta
i
00:27:14
Ryan
There's little CGI ag guy going around screaming.
00:27:16
tommy cresta
He was cute.
00:27:17
Ryan
He was cute.
00:27:18
tommy cresta
Only dinosaur care.
00:27:18
Ryan
Well, she, I think, right? Dolores.
00:27:20
tommy cresta
Oh, yeah.
00:27:21
Ryan
We'll say she.
00:27:21
tommy cresta
so she She doesn't know.
00:27:22
Ryan
She, they, whatever.
00:27:23
tommy cresta
Oh, God.
00:27:23
Ryan
It's fine.
00:27:24
tommy cresta
Yeah, it can be anything, actually.
00:27:24
Ryan
It could be.
00:27:25
tommy cresta
We don't know.
00:27:25
Ryan
It hasn't decided yet.
00:27:27
tommy cresta
um And yeah, we get the consensus is that Zora Bennett leads a team of skilled opera operatives.
00:27:27
Ryan
Um, They should have just said blood instead of genetic material.
00:27:33
tommy cresta
Oh, she doesn't. To the most dangerous place on Earth, an island research facility for the original Jurassic Park. Their mission is to secure so genetic material from the dinosaurs whose DNA can provide life-saving benefits to mankind.
00:27:39
Ryan
Yeah.
00:27:44
tommy cresta
As the top-secret expedition becomes more and more risky, they soon make a sinister, shocking discovery that's been hidden from the world for decades.
00:27:44
Ryan
stop
00:27:51
Ryan
they shouldve just said
00:27:51
tommy cresta
should
00:27:52
Ryan
blood and instead of genetic material
00:27:55
tommy cresta
Yeah, because in the trailer, it's not blood because it's just that white vial you see in the egg.
00:27:55
Ryan
yeah but
00:27:59
tommy cresta
So was kind of shocked when it was blood.
00:28:01
Ryan
Yeah. Well, I mean, this is, they were trying to get, they could have gotten blood from that, but they were like, let's just, the egg has it too.
00:28:01
tommy cresta
one could yeah yeah Yeah, don't kill though.
00:28:06
Ryan
Let's just get that. Blood is eas' the easiest thing to get, but just.
00:28:11
tommy cresta
Also, I'm so sick and tired. i don't love The Jurassic World score has lost me.
00:28:13
Ryan
dress
00:28:15
tommy cresta
like it It doesn't have that appeal to me anymore. Like, you know, some films, like, you're like, oh, like, it's an icon.
00:28:18
Ryan
They just. Yeah.
00:28:20
tommy cresta
Like, I'm excited for Superman to hear the original score, like, this new version of it they built.
00:28:20
Ryan
Yeah.
00:28:21
Ryan
yescort
00:28:25
tommy cresta
Star Wars.
00:28:26
Ryan
sorry
00:28:26
tommy cresta
I will always be excited to hear Star Wars. Like, some score from a Star Wars film.
00:28:28
Ryan
yeah
00:28:30
tommy cresta
This doesn't have it for me anymore.
00:28:31
Ryan
doesn't It still had it for me.
00:28:32
tommy cresta
It's still Yeah, it didn't have It's shot.
00:28:34
Ryan
For like a shot.
00:28:34
tommy cresta
The shot, you overcame all big guys.
00:28:34
Ryan
The shot, like the overhead with all the big guys.
00:28:37
tommy cresta
Yeah, but they didn't do, like, the big note at the end.
00:28:37
Ryan
and I know, they cut it off, which pissed me off, but...
00:28:39
tommy cresta
know. Yeah. So it didn't hold it for me. The first time you hear it in the first movie is one of the most amazing moments.
00:28:42
Ryan
first
00:28:45
tommy cresta
yeah Like huge film moments. yeah
00:28:45
Ryan
Yeah.
00:28:47
Ryan
Yeah.
00:28:48
tommy cresta
And it has it in Jurassic World, the first one.
00:28:48
Ryan
and it has your
00:28:51
tommy cresta
Because you're welcome back into this world now. So you haven't seen it yet.
00:28:54
Ryan
Yeah.
00:28:54
tommy cresta
and so it's actually playing openwin loudpe yeah
00:28:54
Ryan
And it's like, it's actually playing over the loudspeakers of the park, which is kind of fun.
00:28:58
tommy cresta
I need to re-watch movie because I have no idea how they opened Jurassic World.
00:28:58
Ryan
ah you
00:29:02
tommy cresta
Like how that came about.
00:29:02
Ryan
Jurassic world. I don't know.
00:29:06
tommy cresta
Is it the island from the original park?
00:29:06
Ryan
um No, no.
00:29:08
tommy cresta
no Because I remember...
00:29:11
Ryan
Cause no, isn't fallen kingdom.
00:29:11
tommy cresta
Isn't Fallen Kingdom, they go back there it Fallen Kingdom?
00:29:12
Ryan
They go back to her fallen, fallen kingdom. Right?
00:29:15
tommy cresta
Fallen Kingdom.
00:29:15
Ryan
Yeah.
00:29:15
tommy cresta
One of two movies I walked out of.
00:29:17
tommy cresta
Yeah, it's...
00:29:17
Ryan
Yeah.
00:29:18
Ryan
It's, um, isn't that movie them going back?
00:29:18
tommy cresta
I forget what the other one is. Isn't that movie when we go back original?
00:29:21
Ryan
Don't they go back to the original island?
00:29:22
tommy cresta
I don't know, I watched like 20 minutes and got into this, stupid.
00:29:23
Ryan
Where is that?
00:29:24
tommy cresta
Is that time?
00:29:25
Ryan
Is that the third one? I don't remember.
00:29:26
tommy cresta
No, yeah, to me and they go back to the original park.
00:29:28
Ryan
Yeah.
00:29:28
tommy cresta
Yeah. Although, don't remember the Jurassic...
00:29:30
Ryan
Although, don't know, because remember the Jurassic, the first Jurassic World?
00:29:31
tommy cresta
The Jurassic World? No, to me and they go back to the original... To Jurassic World.
00:29:36
Ryan
Yeah.
00:29:36
tommy cresta
Yeah. Because then that's how they figure out the... The locusts and stuff.
00:29:39
Ryan
Okay. But I thought Jurassic, Jurassic World, I thought, was supposed to be on a different island.
00:29:40
tommy cresta
i thoughtre <unk>assic world i thought was supposed to be on a different island
00:29:44
Ryan
But then remember the scene where they're like going through the woods and they find the Jeep?
00:29:44
tommy cresta
then remember the scene where her're like going the Yeah, and they find the old Jeep. Yeah.
00:29:48
tommy cresta
don't fucking Maybe they were building different part.
00:29:48
Ryan
Yeah.
00:29:48
Ryan
don't fucking know. Maybe they were building a different park and then they stopped.
00:29:51
tommy cresta
Oh, maybe that's the second. Remember there's three islands? Yeah.
00:29:53
Ryan
Yeah.
00:29:53
tommy cresta
Yeah. So maybe that's the second island, the one from the second movie?
00:29:54
Ryan
Yeah. Is the... I don't know.
00:29:59
tommy cresta
don't know.
00:29:59
Ryan
don't know.
00:29:59
tommy cresta
I don't know. The franchise kind of confusing. Yeah.
00:30:01
Ryan
Yeah. There's a lot of things.
00:30:02
tommy cresta
lot And yeah, as we said, this movie is making Buku money.
00:30:03
Ryan
Yeah.
00:30:06
tommy cresta
Yeah.
00:30:07
Ryan
Yeah.
00:30:07
tommy cresta
And it's, I mean, Dominion made a billion.
00:30:08
Ryan
i mean
00:30:10
Ryan
Oh, this movie might make a million.
00:30:10
tommy cresta
ah this movie make a billion.
00:30:12
Ryan
I mean, like, my also 180 budget.
00:30:12
tommy cresta
i mean It really might. And it's...
00:30:16
Ryan
That'd be a little higher.
00:30:17
tommy cresta
this
00:30:17
Ryan
it's still a big budget, but yeah.
00:30:18
tommy cresta
Damn.
00:30:20
Ryan
they
00:30:20
tommy cresta
They probably made back their money.
00:30:21
Ryan
Yeah.
00:30:22
tommy cresta
God.
00:30:23
Ryan
They'll do tomorrow.
00:30:26
tommy cresta
That's crazy.
00:30:27
Ryan
Yeah.
00:30:28
tommy cresta
Yeah, because this is the second weekend.
00:30:28
Ryan
Mm-hmm.
00:30:30
tommy cresta
So I wonder, it's going to be clear cool to see how much it makes. I'm sure will.
00:30:33
Ryan
Yeah. I'm sure it'll make bank.
00:30:36
tommy cresta
not yet
00:30:36
Ryan
it's It's not going to tail off for too much longer.
00:30:37
tommy cresta
too
00:30:39
Ryan
Yeah.
00:30:40
tommy cresta
It's Jurassic. People love dinosaurs. What you said, people love dinosaurs.
00:30:43
Ryan
Yeah. And it's summer. and Take your kids to see it. They're going to talk the entire fucking movie.
00:30:46
tommy cresta
Oh, yeah, right? This is like the third time i feel like recently that you've had a bad theater experience with someone.
00:30:51
Ryan
Yeah, the lady sitting.
00:30:51
tommy cresta
yeah lady city
00:30:54
Ryan
was a lady and a kid, mother and son, I assume, um sitting directly.
00:30:54
tommy cresta
a lady and a kid mother Better been a mother and son.
00:30:59
Ryan
You know, it's just some kidnapping.
00:30:59
tommy cresta
Oh,
00:31:00
Ryan
She was like, I'll calm him down. Dinosaurs.
00:31:03
tommy cresta
the kid was right to you.
00:31:03
Ryan
The kid next to me directly to my left was just talking the entire fucking time.
00:31:05
tommy cresta
Ooh.
00:31:08
Ryan
He was like, every dinosaur would come on and be like, is that a dinosaur?
00:31:08
tommy cresta
He was like, every dinosaur would come on and be like 10 dinosaurs. What you think of this?
00:31:11
Ryan
What do you think it is What do you think?
00:31:13
tommy cresta
What do you think?
00:31:13
Ryan
And any character would come on screen.
00:31:13
tommy cresta
Any character would come on screen.
00:31:15
Ryan
There are like 10 characters in this movie.
00:31:15
tommy cresta
There are like 10 characters in this movie. i mean, look at the cast.
00:31:16
Ryan
You look at the cast. There's 11 people on the cast list on on Google.
00:31:18
tommy cresta
There's 11 people on the cast on Google.
00:31:22
tommy cresta
Every time a person would come on screen, he'd go like, who is that?
00:31:22
Ryan
Every time a person would come on screen, he'd go like, who is that?
00:31:26
Ryan
Like you can't you can't remember 10 faces.
00:31:26
tommy cresta
Like, you can't remember 10 faces. and it's And it wasn't like he was a little, little kid.
00:31:30
Ryan
wanted strangle that kid.
00:31:33
tommy cresta
like No, he was probably like 40 or 45.
00:31:33
Ryan
No, he was probably like a fourth grader, fourth, fifth, maybe.
00:31:35
tommy cresta
I don't know.
00:31:37
Ryan
I don't know.
00:31:38
tommy cresta
Man, I'm looking at Gareth Edwards' is filmography.
00:31:39
Ryan
yeah
00:31:41
tommy cresta
First it says he worked on The Last Jedi. I didn't know he worked on The Last Jedi.
00:31:45
tommy cresta
Maybe he's a producer. um
00:31:45
Ryan
don't know.
00:31:46
Ryan
Or he could been like VFX.
00:31:48
tommy cresta
Yeah, like someone.
00:31:48
Ryan
Yeah.
00:31:50
tommy cresta
working out in airlin yeahre
00:31:50
Ryan
Rogue One came out and they were like, yo, we're gonna going to keep you on here for a little bit.
00:31:52
tommy cresta
Yeah, because it goes Monsters, which was his first big project. Got good reviews. And then he goes to Godzilla.
00:32:01
Ryan
Banger.
00:32:02
tommy cresta
Banger. Godzilla to Rogue One. I love Rogue One. I think it's a banger. I think it has some of the It's the best cinematography in Star Wars.
00:32:09
Ryan
Yeah.
00:32:10
tommy cresta
Then we go to the creator. Have you seen I've still seen
00:32:12
Ryan
but No, I still haven't seen the creator. ah
00:32:14
tommy cresta
Oh, because you couldn't go to the preie the the fan thing for with us, which I got to see on IMAX.
00:32:16
Ryan
Yeah, i can make it. Yeah. Perfect.
00:32:19
tommy cresta
Beautiful film.
00:32:19
Ryan
Yeah. Yeah.
00:32:20
tommy cresta
Cried.
00:32:21
Ryan
Yeah.
00:32:21
tommy cresta
VFX are amazing. Perfect use.
00:32:24
Ryan
you
00:32:24
tommy cresta
You know, PG-13, sometimes they perfectly use that one F word. yeah
00:32:28
Ryan
yeah
00:32:28
tommy cresta
Creator used it perfectly.
00:32:29
Ryan
perfect
00:32:30
tommy cresta
ah But now the CGI in these three movies I just said before that are fantastic.
00:32:32
Ryan
yeah
00:32:35
tommy cresta
Godzilla is some of the most impressive visual effects.
00:32:37
Ryan
yeah
00:32:38
tommy cresta
I mean, rope as we just said, Rogue One is beautiful. It looks real. The creator, unbelievable. And then Jurassic World, it just doesn't have that. gar Because there's a look to Garrett Edwards' movies.
00:32:46
Ryan
yeah
00:32:50
tommy cresta
like You know how he does his cinematography with his visual effects.
00:32:53
Ryan
Yeah, you can kind of tell when it's him.
00:32:54
tommy cresta
tell Yeah, this doesn't have that. This feels very run-of-the-mill.
00:32:57
Ryan
No, it felt kind of studio controlled.
00:32:59
tommy cresta
It's totally. Like if she should have gotten dragged
00:33:02
Ryan
Like
Plot Armor and Dinosaur Crossbreeding Discussion
00:33:03
Ryan
like we we were talking about in the car ride back. There's a lot of this movie that feels very like spliced together as in they were planning on doing something different and then spliced it just completely wrongly.
00:33:03
tommy cresta
into the jungle or not.
00:33:05
tommy cresta
there's a lot of this movie that feels very like
00:33:09
tommy cresta
on doing somebody just completely lonely like there's there's some shots or
00:33:14
Ryan
Like there's, there's some shots where it'll be, there's a shot where a lady gets eaten on a beach and gets like dragged out to sea.
00:33:16
tommy cresta
were lady it's like dragged out to see
00:33:20
tommy cresta
and the blood is coming from like the top of the beach ground like if she should got and dragged into the wood into the jungle not or should been like wash on the way
00:33:20
Ryan
And the blood is coming from like the top of the beach down to the water where she never was.
00:33:26
Ryan
Yeah. or it should have been like washing up in the waves going to have blood, but it's just coming from the wrong direction.
00:33:29
tommy cresta
but it's just coming
00:33:31
tommy cresta
in the wrong direction. And it's clearly running down. like It's thick red coming.
00:33:31
Ryan
There's parts where.
00:33:34
Ryan
Yeah.
00:33:35
tommy cresta
it's not like It's not like they shot it after the wave hit and it's coming back down.
00:33:35
Ryan
like not
00:33:38
tommy cresta
This is like the blood's coming towards them.
00:33:40
Ryan
Yeah.
00:33:41
tommy cresta
It's clearly that that's what they did.
00:33:42
Ryan
And there's parts where like you see a light go out and then two shots later the character's face is like brightened by that same light.
00:33:43
tommy cresta
I know he's not doing another one. right like that just went out
00:33:49
Ryan
You're like that just went out. So it feels like somebody kind of must have taken control of this movie and just been like, no, we're going to cut it like this and this and this and kind of make it a little safer.
00:33:50
tommy cresta
so feels like somebody kind of ah and like now were color
00:33:58
tommy cresta
and know he's not doing another one
00:34:00
Ryan
He probably doesn't want to.
00:34:00
tommy cresta
I think Scarlett Johansson is. Is she?
00:34:02
Ryan
Is she?
00:34:03
tommy cresta
Because they brought up in an interview the other day, they interviewed her and like, would you ever want to direct a Jurassic World movie? And they're like, you're amazing at your job.
00:34:09
Ryan
Yeah.
00:34:10
tommy cresta
Right as the ink's drying. and But they wouldn't say anything else. So maybe she's directing it.
00:34:13
Ryan
Yeah. Maybe.
00:34:16
tommy cresta
And I think Scarlett Johansson seems like a genuine person I would enjoy talking to.
00:34:20
Ryan
Yeah.
00:34:20
tommy cresta
And I think she's super nice. I love her and her husband's chemistry. I love them. i think she's amazing as Black Widow. ah couldn't buy it in this.
00:34:29
Ryan
No, she didn't. She didn't work. I don't know. Didn't feel like she was trying.
00:34:31
tommy cresta
yeah I didn't think Rupert Friend worked either, and I love both of them.
00:34:32
Ryan
Well, I mean, i want to say.
00:34:36
tommy cresta
as I mean, Rupert Friend was i mean we can both agree was um fantastic choice in Companion.
00:34:36
Ryan
no
00:34:39
Ryan
fan
00:34:42
Ryan
Oh, yeah.
00:34:42
tommy cresta
oh yeah Hilarious.
00:34:43
Ryan
Yeah, the Russian guy. Yeah, it was super funny.
00:34:44
tommy cresta
like This just doesn't work. no and I feel like it's more so the writing.
00:34:47
Ryan
No, and I feel like it's more so the writing than the acting because, like, none of the characters you really care about.
00:34:50
tommy cresta
None characters. The scenes with Herschel Ali don't work for me. Like the sad scenes.
00:34:54
Ryan
No. No, it wasn't great. I think Mahershala Ali was the most...
00:34:56
tommy cresta
i think Herschel Ali was the character I cared about the most.
00:34:58
Ryan
the character I cared about the most. And there's a fucking 10-year-old in this movie.
00:35:00
tommy cresta
and there's a plugin
00:35:02
Ryan
And I was like, or whatever, and she can get eaten.
00:35:02
tommy cresta
was like at whatever
00:35:04
tommy cresta
I cared more about their storyline than them connecting the the DNA.
00:35:04
Ryan
Mahershala Ali...
00:35:07
Ryan
Yeah. Which sucks because it's not the main story.
00:35:08
tommy cresta
Which sucks because it's not big story. Yeah.
00:35:10
Ryan
The B plot is like, oh yeah, this is, I care about more about this family because everybody in this movie is just so cookie cutter and you don't care.
00:35:10
tommy cresta
Yeah, you're rooting for him. like because everybody in this movie is just so cookookie cutter don't care
00:35:17
Ryan
I cared about my Herschel Ali's character, Duncan, just because he was a nice guy and you saw him like be nice and care about everybody else.
00:35:17
tommy cresta
i cared about me while least just because he was a nice guy you saw him like be care about
00:35:24
Ryan
i was like, all right, I like this guy.
00:35:24
tommy cresta
yeah you're room for him
00:35:25
Ryan
Yeah. Yeah.
00:35:26
tommy cresta
And you're rooting for Jonathan Bailey because he seems like a good person.
00:35:28
Ryan
Yeah.
00:35:29
tommy cresta
and he this I will say i did like how emotional he gets when he sees the dinosaur and gets to touch the dinosaur.
00:35:30
Ryan
That was good.
00:35:35
Ryan
Yeah. that was good
00:35:36
tommy cresta
That was cool. like And there's there are scenes throughout that I'm like, okay, I like this.
00:35:37
Ryan
and Yeah.
00:35:41
tommy cresta
But then there's scenes that just feel like they drag.
00:35:41
Ryan
but then
00:35:43
tommy cresta
And I mean, this movie felt long to me at least.
00:35:43
Ryan
you Yeah, no, it did.
00:35:47
tommy cresta
yeah and I want to check the run time.
00:35:48
Ryan
It did. I mean, I had a couple good moments.
00:35:50
tommy cresta
I mean, it was two hours and 15 minutes.
00:35:52
Ryan
Yeah.
00:35:52
tommy cresta
And it felt longer than that.
00:35:53
Ryan
It felt long.
00:35:54
tommy cresta
Yeah.
00:35:56
Ryan
A little bit.
00:35:56
tommy cresta
I don't know it felt...
00:35:56
Ryan
Yeah.
00:35:58
tommy cresta
It really...
00:35:58
Ryan
Yeah.
00:35:59
tommy cresta
It feels... It felt like I was sitting there for a while.
00:35:59
Ryan
oh yeah just it kind of takes a minute to get going and then when it does it it takes its foot off the gas so many times you know what i mean yeah
00:36:03
tommy cresta
Yeah. It kind of takes a minute to get going. And then when it does, it takes its foot off the gas so many times. You feel like it's going non-stop again? Yeah. And the best scenes where there's danger are the family scenes, I feel like. There's no... I never felt...
00:36:19
tommy cresta
um Like when they're on the cliff, I didn't feel any like, oh, like they're in danger here. Yeah.
00:36:24
Ryan
yeah and the people who die
00:36:25
tommy cresta
It felt very plot-armored.
00:36:27
Ryan
Yeah, the people who die, you know exactly who's going to die. It's not it's not even a question. You're just waiting for it to happen. And then when it does happen, it's not exciting. Especially on the clip, the pterodactyl, it's like, oh okay.
00:36:35
tommy cresta
Yeah. you on foot the terroract looks like Yeah, no that was it.
00:36:39
Ryan
That's it. Cool. he's done.
00:36:43
tommy cresta
And then the stuff that i the stuff I wanted to see, i wanted more of every time I would see it. Like, those little frog things. I thought they were going to be, like a cool little, like, gang of them that, like, attack.
00:36:52
Ryan
Maybe, yeah.
00:36:53
tommy cresta
Like, what's the scene? Is it Jurassic?
00:36:55
Ryan
I know what talking think it's ah it's two when the little ones gang up.
00:36:55
tommy cresta
I don't I think it's the little ones.
00:36:58
Ryan
on the guy Yeah.
00:36:58
tommy cresta
Yeah, like like those because that's scary to me than the T-Rex.
00:36:59
Ryan
Yeah. Yeah.
00:37:01
tommy cresta
Yeah.
00:37:02
Ryan
yeah
00:37:02
tommy cresta
Because just these little things team up. They're like piranhas. They all attack.
00:37:05
Ryan
yeah
00:37:06
tommy cresta
That's what's cool to me. And I want i thought we were going to get that, and then it's just big dinosaur. And then the the dinosaur that they created for this movie, the T-Rex, was a terrible design, terrible idea.
00:37:11
Ryan
and green
00:37:19
tommy cresta
Again, love Gareth Edwards.
00:37:19
Ryan
yeah
00:37:21
tommy cresta
I'm not holding this against him.
00:37:22
Ryan
yeah
00:37:22
tommy cresta
It just didn't work for me. It looked ridiculous. it didn't There was no like iconic stuff about it.
00:37:27
Ryan
so
00:37:29
tommy cresta
The first drive part, the T-Rex is yeah awesome.
00:37:31
Ryan
Yeah.
00:37:32
tommy cresta
Even the third one, that that T-Rex is terrible.
00:37:34
Ryan
that your
00:37:34
tommy cresta
that It's not called T-Rex.
00:37:37
Ryan
The third one?
00:37:38
tommy cresta
yeah The third one?
00:37:38
Ryan
Yeah. Oh, the Spinosaurus. Yeah.
00:37:40
tommy cresta
Yeah. like That thing's huge and looks like a dinosaur and it's loud.
00:37:41
Ryan
yeah
00:37:43
tommy cresta
It
00:37:44
Ryan
You're never going to guess this.
00:37:46
tommy cresta
it
00:37:46
Ryan
It is a dinosaur.
00:37:47
tommy cresta
is a dinosaur.
00:37:47
Ryan
That's why it looks like a dinosaur.
00:37:48
tommy cresta
I know it looks like dinosaur. It looks like a scary dinosaur.
00:37:49
Ryan
and
00:37:52
Ryan
Yeah.
00:37:52
tommy cresta
this thing that This thing looks like a cartoon that hit its head.
00:37:52
Ryan
No, the Spinosaurus...
00:37:56
tommy cresta
They also do a good job with everyone saying, getting people coming in. Because the first two, it's T-Rex.
00:37:56
Ryan
They also do a good job in the third one, like you were saying, like getting you to believe.
00:38:00
Ryan
Because the first two, it's T-Rex.
00:38:01
tommy cresta
T-Rex is scared.
00:38:02
Ryan
And you're like, all right, T-Rex is scary.
00:38:02
tommy cresta
And the third one, you're like, what is this?
00:38:03
Ryan
Then the third one, you're like, what is this?
00:38:04
tommy cresta
This is different dinosaur.
00:38:04
Ryan
This is a different dinosaur. This thing's not scary.
00:38:05
tommy cresta
This thing's not scary.
00:38:06
Ryan
And then it immediately goes and kills a T-Rex.
00:38:06
tommy cresta
And then it immediately goes and the T-Rex. You're like, oh, okay.
00:38:08
Ryan
You're like, oh, okay.
00:38:09
tommy cresta
This thing's legit. Sweet.
00:38:10
Ryan
Yeah, sweet. This one, like the D-Rex.
00:38:11
tommy cresta
This one, like, the T-Rex.
00:38:15
tommy cresta
If its name wasn't something Rex, you'd be like, what is this thing?
00:38:15
Ryan
If its name wasn't something Rex, you'd be like, why is this?
00:38:18
Ryan
this is what What is this thing? So know it has some T-Rex in it?
00:38:20
tommy cresta
Yeah, because it doesn't kill anyone. Oh, it kills. That's it.
00:38:24
Ryan
guilt Yeah, it kills one guy, which is like the best death in the movie.
00:38:25
tommy cresta
Which is like the best death of the movie.
00:38:28
tommy cresta
And you know it's coming. You know there's no way hed that character is surviving this movie.
00:38:28
Ryan
a know was you know
00:38:30
Ryan
Yeah, it's obvious.
00:38:32
tommy cresta
yeah
00:38:32
Ryan
Yeah. But it's it's just so dumb looking.
00:38:33
tommy cresta
But it's so dumb. And I think, I was thinking this throughout the movie because it wasn't like the whole thing, they're going to the place where they were doing research and experimenting on different dinosaurs.
00:38:35
Ryan
And I think i was thinking this throughout the movie because it wasn't like the whole thing. They're going to the place where like they were doing research and experimenting on ah different dinosaurs.
00:38:45
tommy cresta
I thought we were going to see more things.
00:38:47
Ryan
Yeah, because that's been like the theme of the Jurassic World movies was dinosaur, um like, what's the word?
00:38:47
tommy cresta
Yeah, because that's been like the theme of the Jurassic World movies, with dinosaur or like but so
00:38:53
Ryan
Like crossbreeding dinosaurs.
00:38:53
tommy cresta
like cross-breing them yeah that the the first mom
00:38:55
Ryan
That's the the first one.
Hybrid Dinosaurs and Genetic Storyline Potential
00:38:56
tommy cresta
the first dress world that the
00:38:56
Ryan
The first Jurassic World has the, i forget what it's called, the Indoraptor, I think it was called.
00:38:58
tommy cresta
no raptor ah t- rex
00:39:00
Ryan
The T-Rex and raptor mix. Yeah.
00:39:01
tommy cresta
yeah i mean
00:39:02
Ryan
The main thing of that guy. It's a cool dinosaur because it looks like a T-Rex, but it can do other things too.
00:39:03
tommy cresta
so cool as well because it looks like it's your but it can do up the things too it can like camouflage and you can call the ra
00:39:08
Ryan
It can like camouflage and it can talk the raptors and you're like, oh shit, this thing's actually kind of cool.
00:39:10
tommy cresta
oh shit That's the thing that gets eaten, right? At the end? Yeah.
00:39:14
Ryan
Yeah. By the Mosasaur.
00:39:14
tommy cresta
By the big fish.
00:39:15
Ryan
Yeah.
00:39:15
tommy cresta
Yeah.
00:39:16
Ryan
um But it's cool because you can still recognize it and it doesn't look crazy, but it has all these cool like abilities that kind of, you know, it makes it step up from the originals a little bit.
00:39:17
tommy cresta
But it's cool because you can still recognize it and it doesn't look crazy, but it has all these cool, like, abilities. Kind of, you know, it makes it step up for me. Yeah. yeah Not movie-wise.
00:39:27
Ryan
Not, not movie wise. I'm not saying that, but just it's not.
00:39:29
tommy cresta
I'm not saying that, but... Better than the second third one. It's not...
00:39:33
Ryan
Okay.
00:39:34
tommy cresta
Okay. Wait, are talking about Jurassic World?
00:39:37
Ryan
Yeah.
00:39:37
tommy cresta
Yeah. I think Jurassic World's better than the second third Jurassic Park.
00:39:40
Ryan
You can say that.
00:39:40
tommy cresta
You don't think so?
00:39:41
Ryan
I haven't seen it in a while.
00:39:41
tommy cresta
haven't seen it in a while.
00:39:42
Ryan
I'll you that.
00:39:43
tommy cresta
I feel like just in I probably haven't watched since I saw it in theaters.
00:39:43
Ryan
I,
00:39:46
Ryan
Yeah.
00:39:46
tommy cresta
i And I was re-watching those.
00:39:47
Ryan
It is good though.
00:39:47
tommy cresta
I probably should finish my re-watch.
00:39:49
tommy cresta
Yeah, it is fun.
00:39:49
Ryan
Yeah.
00:39:49
Ryan
It is fun though. It's not a bad one.
00:39:50
tommy cresta
I watched the first two. Okay.
00:39:52
Ryan
Okay. But anyways, the the whole like trilogy is all dinosaur genetics and like making new dinosaur dinosaurs and, you know, splicing different dinosaurs.
00:39:52
tommy cresta
But anyways, the whole trilogy is all dinosaur genetics and like making new dinosaur dinosaurs, you know, splicing different dinosaurs.
00:40:01
Ryan
So I was kind of thinking like, why don't they just lean into it more if they really want to do that?
00:40:01
tommy cresta
So i was kind of thinking like, why don't they just lean into it more if they're really going to do that?
00:40:06
tommy cresta
And then obviously the T-Rex is that, I think, truly. too much to extend.
00:40:06
Ryan
And then obviously the D-Rex is that I think to a, too much of an extent.
00:40:11
tommy cresta
And then those little, like, Velociraptor pterodactyl things.
00:40:11
Ryan
And then those little like Velociraptor pterodactyl things.
00:40:14
Ryan
I thought those were cool.
00:40:14
tommy cresta
Those things were cool! Yeah, because it's simple, because you can recognize it it's got raptor claws and kind raptor head, it's got wings and pterodactyl.
00:40:15
Ryan
Yeah, because it's simple because you can recognize that it's it's got raptor claws and kind of a raptor head, but it's got wings like a pterodactyl. Okay, perfect.
00:40:21
tommy cresta
Okay, perfect.
00:40:23
Ryan
You slap two things together.
00:40:23
tommy cresta
You slap two things together, you got a new dinosaur, like that dinosaur.
00:40:24
Ryan
You got a new dinosaur. I like that dinosaur. But they don't lean into it enough where the whole movie, they're hunting actual dinosaurs, which is cool.
00:40:26
tommy cresta
But they don't lead into it enough, where the whole movie, they're hunting actual dinosaurs, which is cool.
00:40:32
tommy cresta
But I'd like, just, just pick a lane. If you're gonna lead into the genetic stuff, then make cool, crazy dinosaurs, you know, just
00:40:32
Ryan
But I'd like just just pick a lane.
00:40:34
Ryan
If you're going lean into the genetic stuff, then make cool, crazy dinosaurs and you know just... bullshit and come up with a new island where they were just only making crazy dinosaurs and they have go on that or just go back and say alright we're done with the new dinosaurs let's just make you know actual dinosaurs people recognize and want to see because the D-Rex is just so fucking stupid looking that you know it does and you can tell like I feel like they didn't have confidence in it because it's only in like the last 20 minutes maybe it really doesn't I mean the scene
00:40:39
tommy cresta
bullsh she cover a new just holding crazy georgege go back and say all right we're done with the new dinosaurs actual dinosaur recognize and yeah cause the drracs it just so fucking stupid you know It takes you out of the whole sequence.
00:40:59
tommy cresta
And you can tell, like I feel like they didn't have confidence in it because it's only in the last 20 minutes. twenty And doesn't really do much to the... I mean, because the scene where you would think is going to be the D-Rex's moment, they have the pterodactyl raptor thing just at the same time happening.
00:41:14
Ryan
Yeah.
00:41:15
tommy cresta
yeah
00:41:16
Ryan
Yeah.
00:41:16
tommy cresta
Which is a much more interesting...
00:41:16
Ryan
Which is a much more interesting. though Those are much better scenes of like getting away from those guys.
00:41:18
tommy cresta
Those are much better scenes. The raptors are always better, though, in these movies.
00:41:21
Ryan
Oh yeah.
00:41:23
tommy cresta
like In the era original Jurassic Park.
00:41:23
Ryan
oh Yeah. yeah
00:41:26
tommy cresta
I did like seeing the but one creature. won the things Yeah.
00:41:30
Ryan
Oh the one with the things that fly out. Yeah. And then the T-Rex scares it off.
00:41:34
tommy cresta
Great seeing the book if anyone doesn't know what happens in the original like Jurassic Park book. And that thing shows up.
00:41:40
Ryan
You like all those graphs.
00:41:40
tommy cresta
Yeah. yeah
00:41:43
Ryan
Yeah.
00:41:43
tommy cresta
And has the acid spit. yeah
00:41:45
Ryan
mean, that happens in the movie too.
00:41:48
tommy cresta
No it doesn't.
00:41:49
Ryan
It does.
00:41:50
tommy cresta
The spit doesn't have acid.
00:41:51
Ryan
It's not acid, but it's basically blinds him.
00:41:52
tommy cresta
That's what I'm saying. It's not.
00:41:53
Ryan
Then he gets in the car and just maul.
00:41:56
tommy cresta
Talk about scene that's terrified me as a kid.
00:41:58
Ryan
Really?
00:41:59
tommy cresta
Every time it was heavy raining, i thought going get my car and it was going to get my car.
00:42:00
Ryan
Yeah.
00:42:04
Ryan
It is a great scene though. You see the blood trickle down over the Barbasol king.
00:42:07
tommy cresta
Great movie.
00:42:09
Ryan
Oh yeah.
00:42:09
tommy cresta
Fantastic.
00:42:09
Ryan
Yeah.
00:42:11
tommy cresta
They just haven't recaptured it to that extent.
00:42:14
Ryan
No, not at all.
00:42:15
tommy cresta
yeah I would say this in the car.
00:42:15
Ryan
And I think like I was saying this in the car. They start this movie off by explaining that like um they also just go back like, the you know, the the last Jurassic World ended with dinosaurs in the real world.
00:42:17
tommy cresta
They start this movie off by explaining that like oh they also just go back like didn know last dress of world ended with dinosaurs and a
00:42:27
Ryan
And that's how kind of like, you know, how are people going to live with dinosaurs all the time?
00:42:27
tommy cresta
that's how kind how you but dinosaurs all time i eat the second one
00:42:32
Ryan
yeah The second one ended with that. and then the third one didn't do enough of it.
00:42:33
tommy cresta
thirty one didn't Yeah, because they made seem like that was to big thing of the movie.
00:42:36
Ryan
Yeah. Yeah.
00:42:38
tommy cresta
And this one, the very beginning, just like, you know, they're all dying of disease and stuff.
00:42:38
Ryan
And then this one in the very beginning, they're just like, yeah, no, they're all dying from disease and stuff. So just, that's, they just gave up on that.
00:42:43
tommy cresta
So they just gave up on that.
00:42:45
Ryan
And then, oh, it does make sense.
00:42:45
tommy cresta
Which does make sense when he explains it to you.
00:42:48
Ryan
Yeah.
00:42:48
tommy cresta
Yeah, but when it's a sci-fi movie, they finally bring dinosaurs to the real world.
00:42:48
Ryan
But when it's a, it's a sci-fi movie and they finally bring dinosaurs to the real world, make some cool things about how people are, you know, living with that.
00:42:51
tommy cresta
I think you're going to make some cool things about how people are, you know, living like Yeah.
00:42:55
Ryan
That's interesting. More than just fucking the five scenes we get over these two movies.
00:42:57
tommy cresta
more than just the five scene
00:43:00
Ryan
Yeah.
00:43:02
tommy cresta
Oh yeah, I forgot the raptor. Blue is still yeah is in Dominion.
00:43:04
Ryan
Is it,
00:43:06
tommy cresta
I forgot about that.
00:43:07
Ryan
Yeah, and there's like yeah there's that cool shot of the brontosaurus walking through the lumberyard.
00:43:07
tommy cresta
That movie's so fucking bad. whole shot of the bronaurs won yeah there's cool shot Yeah.
00:43:12
Ryan
There's cool shots, but I want to see more.
00:43:13
tommy cresta
Remember the scene they showed with the T-Rex that they're driving, which I thought was going amazing scene?
00:43:17
Ryan
Yeah.
00:43:18
tommy cresta
And it's 30 seconds?
00:43:20
Ryan
Yeah.
00:43:20
tommy cresta
remember it's just a montage. They use all those shots in the trailer and they're all just one montage and Dominion.
00:43:25
Ryan
Yeah, it's stupid.
00:43:26
tommy cresta
Dominion, this was better than Dominion. And it was better to me than Fallen Kingdom was.
00:43:29
Ryan
Oh, yeah. Yeah, probably. Yeah, because this at least had like...
00:43:32
tommy cresta
But that's it. I think that's as good as this gets.
00:43:34
Ryan
Yeah, this had watch a bit.
00:43:34
tommy cresta
that
00:43:35
Ryan
Like, you weren't pissed off watching this.
00:43:36
tommy cresta
it's all
00:43:37
Ryan
You were bored a little bit, but you weren't angry.
00:43:37
tommy cresta
were We were pissed off during Dominion. We almost got up and left Dominion.
00:43:40
Ryan
Yeah. Because it was about fucking bugs. It was about locusts, not dinosaurs.
00:43:44
tommy cresta
Yeah, name or you don't see the real dinosaurs really until the end.
00:43:45
Ryan
and
00:43:47
tommy cresta
yeah
00:43:47
Ryan
Yeah. I don't care if you want to say, like, oh, they were Jurassic locusts.
00:43:48
tommy cresta
um' hear if you want to say like oh they were a jurassic look cause they were
00:43:50
Ryan
They were old. i don't care. It's that dinosaur.
00:43:51
tommy cresta
They're still locust.
00:43:53
Ryan
I want to see dinosaurs.
00:43:54
tommy cresta
I really just want to see T-Rex.
00:43:54
Ryan
That's it. Yeah. Yeah.
00:43:57
tommy cresta
We should do get a cool T-Rex scene, this.
00:43:59
Ryan
Yeah, you do.
00:44:00
tommy cresta
That's really it.
00:44:00
Ryan
yeah And then at the very end, he does the Meet the Robinsons.
00:44:01
tommy cresta
A scene. and at the very end
00:44:03
Ryan
i My little arms, I can't reach them.
00:44:04
tommy cresta
Dude, you you almost got me to Outlaw Left in the theater.
00:44:06
Ryan
many
00:44:07
tommy cresta
all Yeah, he just leaned over and did the...
00:44:07
Ryan
That's all I can think about.
00:44:10
tommy cresta
Can't reach her with my arm.
00:44:11
Ryan
very
00:44:12
tommy cresta
Great scene
00:44:12
Ryan
Great
Streaming Impact on Movie Success
00:44:13
tommy cresta
in Meet the Robinsons.
00:44:14
Ryan
movie.
00:44:16
tommy cresta
We never got a sequel.
00:44:16
Ryan
the end The end always used to scare me.
00:44:17
tommy cresta
but
00:44:18
tommy cresta
Oh, yeah. And he's like sad.
00:44:18
Ryan
When they're all evil in the future.
00:44:21
Ryan
Yeah, it scared me as kid.
00:44:23
tommy cresta
And we never got a sequel. Why is it movies I feel like deserve sequels don't get them?
00:44:24
Ryan
one
00:44:26
tommy cresta
And then movies that don't deserve anymore? Well, it's because they become...
00:44:28
Ryan
it's because they become popular after the DVD sales and stuff.
00:44:31
tommy cresta
Well, what Disney just said about Elio. Did you see that like, bombed?
00:44:35
Ryan
Did it?
00:44:35
tommy cresta
It's the biggest bomb in Pixar history.
00:44:36
Ryan
Yeah.
00:44:38
tommy cresta
And Pixar was like, you want us to make original content, but you won't go see it.
00:44:41
Ryan
Yeah. That's true.
00:44:42
tommy cresta
Elio also just didn't have my attention. But the cat one looks really cool. That's coming out in, like, 2027.
00:44:47
Ryan
Cocoa. That's good.
00:44:48
tommy cresta
But, like, there is good original content.
00:44:49
Ryan
Yeah.
00:44:50
tommy cresta
I mean, is it called Encanto? When the kid plays the guitar and stuff?
00:44:55
Ryan
ah to
00:44:55
tommy cresta
Yeah. Coco. That's good. People want to sell that?
00:44:57
Ryan
yeah you
00:44:58
tommy cresta
If you make a good original content, people will go see it.
00:45:01
Ryan
yeah people saw on Kanto too yeah that was the that Pixar I think it was just Disney I could be wrong but
00:45:01
tommy cresta
people saw Yeah. that was the Yeah. like could be But like, i want I want a nice guys too.
00:45:07
Ryan
like
00:45:10
Ryan
oh yeah nice question no because it didn't make enough money but it's yeah yeah um but I mean things just get so much bigger off of um off DVD and streaming now yeah yeah
00:45:10
tommy cresta
It's never going to happen. they make enough money Goddamn Angry Birds. That's the reason we're not getting that movie.
00:45:18
tommy cresta
i mean things just get so much bigger Streaming and stuff, yeah. Supernatural. I mean, that's having a huge comeback.
00:45:25
Ryan
Yeah, but it's tough for studios to gauge that because it's like, I'm sure the numbers of the nice guys on Netflix or whatever it's on are big, but maybe Netflix isn't giving those numbers to Warner Bros.
00:45:25
tommy cresta
Yeah, but it's tough for studios to gauge that because it's like, I'm sure the numbers of the nice guys on Netflix or whatever song there are big, but maybe Netflix isn't getting those numbers to one or both or something.
00:45:36
Ryan
or something or whoever makes that.
00:45:36
tommy cresta
Yeah, or is that going to equal money for another movie? Yeah, because things get big on streaming.
00:45:39
Ryan
Yeah, because things get big on streaming and it's not a guarantee people are going to go see it.
00:45:42
tommy cresta
It's not guaranteed to see it. People just don't. But I can't say put on link to other movies because there's movies that make Oppenheimer.
00:45:49
Ryan
yeah
00:45:49
tommy cresta
Movie about the dude who made the atomic bomb was a box office hit.
00:45:53
Ryan
When people start talking, people go.
00:45:53
tommy cresta
say it's Good movies make money.
00:45:55
Ryan
Yeah.
00:45:57
tommy cresta
I mean, Dune Part II. Dune franchise. No one was talking about Dune.
00:46:01
Ryan
Yeah.
00:46:02
tommy cresta
It wasn't like people were begging for a Dune movie.
00:46:04
Ryan
Not at all. And then they made a banger one and people went and saw it and made a shit ton the money.
00:46:07
tommy cresta
so And then Barbie. I mean, there's movies that if they're good, people go see them. People will spend money.
00:46:12
Ryan
Yeah.
00:46:12
tommy cresta
don't think I need movies up here.
00:46:14
Ryan
Oh, the Iron Giant is another one.
00:46:14
tommy cresta
Oh, The Iron Giant is on the show.
00:46:16
Ryan
That was...
00:46:16
tommy cresta
almost put that on your starting cut list.
00:46:17
Ryan
Oh, that's a start.
00:46:19
tommy cresta
Oh, it's start. Yeah.
00:46:20
Ryan
Iron Giant is awesome.
00:46:20
tommy cresta
I was like, this is too much of a start for him.
00:46:20
Ryan
Yeah. Yeah.
00:46:23
tommy cresta
That's not movie i like Hollywood.
00:46:23
Ryan
That's another movie I like bombed and nobody liked it when it came out and then just DVDs just new life to it. Yeah.
00:46:28
tommy cresta
VHS baby. I still have my VHS of that.
00:46:32
Ryan
Good.
00:46:32
tommy cresta
I was watching Dracula on VHS yesterday.
00:46:35
Ryan
Were you?
00:46:35
tommy cresta
Like old Gary Oldman Dracula.
00:46:37
Ryan
Yeah. Sweet.
00:46:38
tommy cresta
Keanu Reeves is so bad in that movie.
00:46:39
Ryan
Yeah.
00:46:41
tommy cresta
but Bad casting.
00:46:41
Ryan
Yeah.
00:46:44
tommy cresta
But yeah, Jurassic World Rebirth.
00:46:44
Ryan
Yeah.
00:46:47
tommy cresta
Bad characters.
00:46:47
Ryan
It's. It doesn't make any
00:46:49
tommy cresta
Bad sequences. there's Doesn't have any sort of scare factor to it.
00:46:53
Ryan
No. i
00:46:54
tommy cresta
I thought we were going to get like a jump scare maybe.
00:46:56
Ryan
Yeah, no. I mean, I don't need, like, jump scares in Jurassic Park, but you think...
00:46:57
tommy cresta
yeah it ride There's jump scares in Jurassic Park.
00:47:01
Ryan
There's a couple, but...
00:47:02
tommy cresta
That's what I'm saying. Give me like little, it doesn't have to be like build up horror movie style.
00:47:05
Ryan
Yeah, no.
00:47:05
tommy cresta
like
00:47:07
Ryan
Just a dinosaur jumping out.
00:47:08
tommy cresta
Yeah.
00:47:09
tommy cresta
a this movies
00:47:09
Ryan
Yeah, you don't get that.
00:47:10
Ryan
This movie's not scary at all.
00:47:12
tommy cresta
I mean, since, don't think, oh no, Jurassic World has a couple of scary scenes.
00:47:12
Ryan
i mean
00:47:16
Ryan
Yeah.
00:47:16
tommy cresta
It's a little creepy.
00:47:17
Ryan
Mm-hmm.
00:47:17
tommy cresta
The whole pterodactyl attack is great. ah Jimmy Buffett.
00:47:20
Ryan
to run with margaritas.
00:47:22
tommy cresta
Margaritas. Poster of
00:47:23
Ryan
Yeah, it's great. Oh yeah, another thing.
00:47:25
tommy cresta
poster that
00:47:26
Ryan
like You think the movie's not scary.
00:47:26
tommy cresta
think the movie's not scammering the characters aren't great but you know
00:47:27
Ryan
The characters aren't great. But you know the whole thing is that they're sending in this you know these operators to go extract stuff from dinosaurs.
00:47:30
tommy cresta
whole things that they're sending in these operators to go extract stuff from dinosaurs.
00:47:35
Ryan
Operators?
00:47:36
tommy cresta
Operators? There's two operators, really.
00:47:37
Ryan
Yeah. But one they don't have any weapons at all.
00:47:38
tommy cresta
but One in the actual movie. They don't have any weapons. I know they don't kill the dinosaurs, get the blood help.
00:47:43
Ryan
And I know the thing is don't kill the dinosaurs, get the blood out. But you know you're going on the island with a bunch of dinosaurs that want to eat you.
00:47:47
tommy cresta
But you know you're going on the island with bunch dinosaurs that want to eat you, you don't bring
00:47:50
Ryan
You don't bring anything.
00:47:50
tommy cresta
know what
00:47:51
Ryan
You what mean?
00:47:52
tommy cresta
I was surprised. the one Spoiler alert.
00:47:53
Ryan
The one guy did bring something, but...
00:47:54
tommy cresta
They do kill a dinosaur in this.
00:47:57
Ryan
They do? When?
00:47:59
tommy cresta
Scarlett Johansson kills one.
00:48:01
tommy cresta
Oh, does one. So I was kind of shocked. I was not expecting that.
00:48:01
Ryan
Oh, she does kill one.
00:48:03
Ryan
Yeah.
00:48:04
tommy cresta
Did you see they had to cut a scene of Krypto getting punched in the new Superman?
00:48:08
tommy cresta
Really? Audiences hated that he got hit.
00:48:08
Ryan
Really?
00:48:10
Ryan
Oh, no. Did you see they had to cut a ah scene of dinosaurs having sex in this movie?
00:48:11
tommy cresta
Ultraman. let's see if Yeah, it was the scene when he hugs the dinosaur.
00:48:14
Ryan
Yeah. Yeah.
00:48:17
tommy cresta
Yeah.
00:48:17
Ryan
Bang him.
00:48:18
tommy cresta
Yeah, he's like, you see that there's only...
00:48:19
Ryan
I would have lost my mind. I would have been like, you gotta be kidding me.
00:48:21
tommy cresta
i would be like you got be kidding
00:48:23
tommy cresta
this is what you spend I'm not gonna lie, I did like how they filmed that scene. Like, that you tell those dinosaurs are in love, like...
00:48:23
Ryan
This is what you spent the money on?
00:48:29
tommy cresta
with the way that they But that's cool because I like seeing, like, it's cool to see how animals show affection to one another. like
00:48:29
Ryan
Yeah.
00:48:34
Ryan
Yeah.
00:48:34
tommy cresta
So it's cool to see how they wrap their tails.
00:48:34
Ryan
school Yeah. Yeah, no, that was super cool.
00:48:36
tommy cresta
together think do what That would have been weird.
00:48:37
Ryan
I think if it was just a dinosaur sex scene, you'd be like, what the fuck, man? Why?
00:48:40
tommy cresta
Yeah. But yeah, they had the cut of scene of, like, you know, have you ever been on the screens where you have out the papers?
00:48:42
Ryan
Yeah, man. Like, you're...
00:48:47
Ryan
Uh, no.
00:48:48
tommy cresta
They're fucking terrible.
00:48:49
Ryan
think so.
00:48:49
tommy cresta
you have to stay like an hour late. I had to do one for Cabin in the Woods because that was like eight months early.
00:48:54
Ryan
No, that was, um, it wasn't Cabin in the Woods.
00:48:54
tommy cresta
it was
00:48:57
Ryan
I know the Shaumann movie.
00:48:57
tommy cresta
at the shop Knock the Cabin.
00:48:59
Ryan
was like and at the cabinet
00:49:00
tommy cresta
Cabin in the Woods is very good.
00:49:02
Ryan
Yes.
00:49:02
tommy cresta
Love that.
00:49:03
Ryan
I've seen most of it.
00:49:03
tommy cresta
hey you You still watched it,
00:49:06
Ryan
James A. Janisse, baby. This is back in the day when I actually watched it without watching the movie. I don't do that anymore.
00:49:11
tommy cresta
I know. That movie's so good, too. You're really missing out on not watching it.
00:49:12
Ryan
really
00:49:14
tommy cresta
That movie is wild.
00:49:14
Ryan
I know. Yeah. But now that I know everything, it's not, you know.
00:49:15
tommy cresta
but another No, you can still watch and get enjoyment out of it.
00:49:19
Ryan
I'm sure, yeah.
00:49:20
tommy cresta
Because they can't show everything, probably.
00:49:20
Ryan
like can
00:49:22
tommy cresta
YouTube.
00:49:23
Ryan
He's pretty, uh, he can't show everything, but he explains it pretty good.
00:49:24
tommy cresta
Yeah, you gotta see it.
00:49:27
Ryan
I'll see it.
00:49:28
tommy cresta
The release scene is one of the funniest.
00:49:28
Ryan
Yeah. Oh. I think he can.
00:49:30
tommy cresta
It's like, it's a wild scene when everything gets out.
00:49:32
Ryan
yeah
00:49:33
tommy cresta
But, yeah, Crypto gets punched in the face by Ultraman.
00:49:34
Ryan
but yeah
00:49:37
Ryan
oh
00:49:37
tommy cresta
And people wrote in the things like, you can't have the dog get hurt. First all, it would have been a great scene, I think. I think you need to show that Crypto can get hurt.
00:49:43
Ryan
think
00:49:46
tommy cresta
So, um I was a little against it.
00:49:46
Ryan
yeah Yeah.
00:49:50
tommy cresta
But, yeah, do you have anything else you want to add about Jurassic World?
00:49:52
Ryan
um I don't like how it ended.
00:49:53
tommy cresta
don't like Oh yeah, dumbass ending.
00:49:56
Ryan
There's no wonder.
00:49:56
tommy cresta
Oh, I guess we should do spoilers. We haven't even talked about them yet.
00:49:58
Ryan
Yeah, spoilers. It ends with fucking dolphins.
00:50:01
tommy cresta
Dolphins.
00:50:01
Ryan
Dolphins.
00:50:02
tommy cresta
was always that last shot of the
00:50:02
Ryan
There's always that last shot of the dinosaur. Always.
00:50:04
tommy cresta
oh
00:50:05
Ryan
And just like, here's the wonder.
00:50:06
tommy cresta
And to me it has a pretty dope one with the T-Rex standing on top of the the thing it kills.
00:50:08
Ryan
Yeah. Yeah, it's cool.
00:50:10
tommy cresta
yeah And then it does the roar and the rain. and
00:50:14
Ryan
i
00:50:14
tommy cresta
Iconic still. like It's still the T-Rex in the... yeah
00:50:17
Ryan
Yeah. This movie ends with dolphins and I understand why it's because the little girl was like, what are they?
00:50:17
tommy cresta
This movie ends with dolphins. And I understand why. It's those little girls like, what they, dolphins earlier in the movie?
00:50:21
Ryan
Dolphins earlier in the movie. It's a callback.
00:50:22
tommy cresta
It's all that.
00:50:23
tommy cresta
That makes sense.
00:50:23
Ryan
That, that makes sense.
00:50:24
Ryan
That's fine.
00:50:24
tommy cresta
That's fine. It's a lot of dolphins.
00:50:26
Ryan
It is a lot of dolphins.
00:50:26
tommy cresta
It is a lot of dolphins. You need to end with a fucking dinosaur.
00:50:27
Ryan
You need to end with a fucking dinosaur. I don't care what it is.
00:50:29
tommy cresta
i don't care what it is.
00:50:30
Ryan
Just throw some, even if it was like a Moses or just, you know, humpback, whatever.
00:50:30
tommy cresta
Just throw something. Even if it was like a mosasaur, just, you know, pump back, whatever.
00:50:34
tommy cresta
It's fine.
00:50:34
Ryan
It's fine.
00:50:34
tommy cresta
It's okay.
00:50:34
Ryan
That's okay.
00:50:35
tommy cresta
They're probably going get eaten. But. Yeah, I guess that's why they didn't do a sea creature because it probably could.
00:50:35
Ryan
They're probably going to get eaten, but yeah.
00:50:38
Ryan
Yeah.
00:50:39
tommy cresta
Also, those dolphins would be dead.
00:50:39
Ryan
Um, yeah, they're getting mobbed.
00:50:42
tommy cresta
Those dolphins would not be around.
00:50:44
Ryan
Um,
00:50:44
tommy cresta
But yeah, it ends with a,
00:50:45
Ryan
But yeah, it ends with dolphins, not even a dinosaur.
00:50:48
tommy cresta
yeah
00:50:48
Ryan
You just tell like the wonder is lost in these movies.
00:50:48
tommy cresta
You can just tell the wonder is lost in these movies. Because the people making them don't even...
00:50:52
Ryan
People making them don't care, don't don't have the wonder either.
00:50:53
tommy cresta
Don't have the wonder either. Let me make a Jurassic World movie for you guys.
00:50:57
Ryan
Let me make a Jurassic World movie. I'll tell you what it's going to be It's going to be Henry Cavill, Chris Pratt.
00:50:59
tommy cresta
It's going to be... Dino Sex. Henry Cavill. Henry Cavill. Chris Pratt. He's always held down as thrown in there somewhere.
00:51:08
Ryan
There's always how Donna's thrown in there somewhere.
00:51:11
tommy cresta
He just came boxed off his big names.
00:51:11
Ryan
Yeah. I'm seeing who else I want.
00:51:13
tommy cresta
I'm seeing who else I want.
00:51:14
Ryan
I want to throw Idris Elba in there.
00:51:15
tommy cresta
I'm going to throw Selber in there.
00:51:16
Ryan
Need a British guy.
00:51:16
tommy cresta
He's a British
00:51:17
Ryan
Well, we got Henry Cavill, but he's doing an American accent.
00:51:17
tommy cresta
He's just going to be super.
00:51:19
Ryan
He's just going to be Superman. It's fine.
00:51:21
tommy cresta
It's fine.
00:51:22
Ryan
um And then ah who else?
00:51:23
tommy cresta
Okay. And then who else?
00:51:27
tommy cresta
You're creating the most expensive movie of all time right now.
00:51:29
Ryan
It's my movie, but they go on and they're just, um
00:51:31
tommy cresta
But they go on and they're just... They're
00:51:36
Ryan
they're just dinosaurs.
00:51:36
tommy cresta
just dying.
00:51:37
Ryan
They're dinosaur trainers.
00:51:37
tommy cresta
Oh, yeah. They got it off.
00:51:40
tommy cresta
oh yeah i careful on that they gotta go
00:51:40
Ryan
Oh yeah.
00:51:40
Ryan
had Plane crash on them. They got to get off. That could be fun.
00:51:43
tommy cresta
Yeah.
00:51:43
Ryan
See what I mean?
00:51:43
tommy cresta
yeah Lean into the horror elements more.
00:51:45
Ryan
Yeah.
00:51:46
tommy cresta
Make it scary again.
00:51:46
Ryan
Word. Yeah.
00:51:47
tommy cresta
stick with Scarlett.
00:51:47
Ryan
Word have the confidence to make a movie that is just one story.
00:51:49
tommy cresta
I'm not gonna lie.
00:51:51
Ryan
You know what I mean? Like have, if you want to Scarlett Johansson goes into the forest and gets blood from dinosaurs, make that fucking movie.
00:51:54
tommy cresta
It have been pretty in it. You could have kept me engaged. Because, again, they weren't going to island.
00:51:58
Ryan
Don't just say like, oh yeah. And there's this family to fill time.
00:52:00
tommy cresta
They ended up on the island.
00:52:00
Ryan
Like don't, don't do that.
00:52:02
tommy cresta
They could have... been just the family and i would have been pretty in you couldve kept me engaged
00:52:05
Ryan
Yeah.
00:52:06
tommy cresta
because again it was they didn't weren't going to the end they ended up on the island
00:52:06
Ryan
Yeah. Yeah.
00:52:10
tommy cresta
qma they could have ah now i have ah That'd be a cool when a plane crashes.
00:52:12
Ryan
Yeah.
00:52:15
Ryan
Yeah.
00:52:15
tommy cresta
He don't know what it Kind of three.
00:52:15
Ryan
I mean, that's kind of three. one
00:52:18
tommy cresta
Yeah, the one.
00:52:19
tommy cresta
Well, the kid in the plane on it. And then the plane doesn't crash. No, the plane does crash.
00:52:19
Ryan
Well, the kid, the kid lands on there, but, and then the plane doesn't crash, but wait, ah yeah, it does.
00:52:26
tommy cresta
They're not on the plane, right? Everyone dies in the plane, I thought.
00:52:26
Ryan
and
00:52:28
Ryan
Everyone. the kids
00:52:29
tommy cresta
The kids are in the parasailing thing.
00:52:31
Ryan
Yeah, the kid is.
00:52:31
tommy cresta
Yeah, the kids.
00:52:32
Ryan
And then the parents, no, they don't, they try to take off and then it like kind of lands in a tree.
00:52:32
tommy cresta
And then the parents. No, they try to take off, and it kind of lands in a tree. Yeah.
00:52:38
Ryan
Yeah.
00:52:38
tommy cresta
I think it blows one of the
00:52:38
Ryan
Yeah. It blows one of the engines. I don't remember.
00:52:40
tommy cresta
But like I'm saying, like just a like they're not supposed to be on the island.
00:52:42
Ryan
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:52:44
tommy cresta
And then I feel like you could just make it.
00:52:44
Ryan
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:52:46
tommy cresta
like There's got to be a scary version.
00:52:46
Ryan
scott
00:52:48
tommy cresta
It doesn't have to be a horror movie, but what makes the Jurassic Park movie so good is that it is scary.
00:52:48
Ryan
yeah what
00:52:54
tommy cresta
yeah
00:52:54
Ryan
yeah
00:52:55
tommy cresta
The scene when the T-Rex attacking the Jeep scare is a scary scene. It's iconic. It is memorable.
00:53:00
Ryan
yeah
00:53:01
tommy cresta
The attack to the pterodactyls.
00:53:01
Ryan
ahs
00:53:02
tommy cresta
You can say whatever you want about Jurassic World.
00:53:02
Ryan
can
00:53:04
tommy cresta
It's still a scary idea.
00:53:04
Ryan
It's scary.
00:53:06
tommy cresta
Because can't fight.
00:53:07
Ryan
Because there's nothing you can do. You can't fight them.
00:53:08
tommy cresta
Yeah.
00:53:08
Ryan
You know what mean?
00:53:09
tommy cresta
like you have
00:53:09
Ryan
Like you have the one guy, like in the original, you have the one, the Australian dude with the gun, right?
00:53:10
tommy cresta
one guy like in the original you have the one the australian dude with the right he's the only guy who knows like how to remotely fight or fight and it still doesn't work and then world you have chris brad right who can uh chew right whatever he does that but then those two movies work because everybody else is just like a scientist or a kid who can't fight at all so they just have run that's why it's scared yeah because they can't do anything against the time they gotta try to outspark them or just stay ahead yeah and then this one
00:53:15
Ryan
He's the only guy who knows like how to remotely fight them or fight in general. And then world, you have Chris Pratt, right? Who can kind of shoot a rifle, whatever. He does that. But then those two movies work because everybody else is just like a scientist or a kid who can't fight at all. So they just have to run. That's why it's scary. Yeah.
00:53:33
Ryan
Because they can't do anything against these dinosaurs. They got to try to outsmart them or just stay ahead of them That's it. And then this one, you know.
00:53:41
tommy cresta
they don't really They try and do it a little bit with the scene in like the convenience store, but it makes no sense.
00:53:41
Ryan
don't
00:53:44
Ryan
Yeah. Yeah.
00:53:46
tommy cresta
The girl can hide the light so well with her jacket when she's not even covering it.
00:53:50
Ryan
Yeah.
00:53:51
tommy cresta
And then she lowers it the light just turns back on all of a sudden.
00:53:53
Ryan
like
00:53:54
tommy cresta
There's scenes that just doesn't have the same scare factor.
00:53:55
Ryan
Yeah. And then the, the Scarlett Johansson, Mahershala Ali, like those scenes with the, that group, you never feel nervous because you're like, okay, they can handle themselves.
00:53:57
tommy cresta
And then the first star of Johansson and Marashal are even no scenes.
00:54:02
tommy cresta
feel it but sort you know these bad
00:54:04
Ryan
They're, you know, these bad-ass soldiers who can just take care of shit and get away from a dinosaur.
00:54:06
tommy cresta
so care yeah yeah that sort
00:54:09
Ryan
It's fine. Cool.
00:54:11
tommy cresta
i don't
00:54:12
Ryan
I don't care. you know what I mean?
00:54:12
tommy cresta
yeah
00:54:13
Ryan
Like if they had cut the family and just added ah handful more people in that like group,
00:54:13
tommy cresta
they had got the family and just add ah handful more people Some scientists, like people that are just there for the smart part.
00:54:21
Ryan
Yeah.
00:54:22
tommy cresta
People that don't have people that can get killed off, but have like, you give them enough time to just like kind of characterize them give them bit of a person that will get good.
00:54:22
Ryan
People that don't have to, people that can get killed off, but have like, you give them enough time to just like kind of characterize them and give them a bit of a personality so that when they do die, you kind of feel for it.
00:54:32
tommy cresta
you kind of feel for it.
00:54:33
tommy cresta
Cause he, the guy that I used by the Territ Apple, think that was cool.
00:54:33
Ryan
Cause even the guy that got eaten by the pterodactyl, that guy was cool.
00:54:36
Ryan
Cause he had a couple of lines.
00:54:36
tommy cresta
Cause he got a couple lines in a couple.
00:54:37
Ryan
He had a couple, you know?
00:54:38
tommy cresta
I think he has like four lines. Like I could care less of what happened.
00:54:40
Ryan
Yeah. But no, I'm saying I kind of did care because all those lines were like talking to other people.
00:54:41
tommy cresta
But no, I'm saying I kind of did care. Cause all those lines were like talking to other people.
00:54:45
Ryan
And like you could tell that, like I said, I like Mahershala Ali's character, Duncan.
00:54:45
tommy cresta
Like you could tell that, but yeah, I like commercial, all these characters. um pe because lucky we had a personality and he was too proud that guy like you could tell I like
00:54:49
Ryan
I liked him because he cared about people. He had a personality. He had traits. And he was joking around with that guy the whole time. he was like, you could tell, okay, I like this guy and he likes that guy. Therefore, I like that guy a little bit.
00:55:00
tommy cresta
and then keep the eyes of the most like
00:55:00
Ryan
And then he dies in the most like boring way.
00:55:02
Ryan
pot There's no blood or anything.
00:55:02
tommy cresta
there's no bloodter
00:55:03
Ryan
Not that I want to see him get torn apart, but it's just like all of a sudden...
00:55:04
tommy cresta
its you i would like some brutality again like what happened to when the people get ripped in half in these movies
00:55:08
Ryan
Yeah, like make me, yeah, make me like feel it. know I mean? He just gets swallowed and you're like, oh, okay no.
00:55:12
tommy cresta
just get swallowed and it look it doesn't look dangerous like
00:55:18
tommy cresta
And he's not trying to get out.
00:55:18
Ryan
And he's not trying to get out.
00:55:19
Ryan
Like it wasn't, did it, he just stopped moving.
00:55:19
tommy cresta
He just stopped moving.
00:55:21
Ryan
him He wasn't even dead yet probably.
00:55:21
tommy cresta
He wasn't even dead then, probably.
00:55:23
Ryan
And he would just stopped moving when he got in the mouth.
00:55:23
tommy cresta
He just stopped moving when he got in the mouth.
00:55:25
Ryan
don't know.
00:55:25
tommy cresta
Do those things have teeth? They never showed.
00:55:29
Ryan
Probably not.
00:55:29
tommy cresta
it So what happens? Like, how he die? Suffocate?
00:55:33
Ryan
It probably suffocates certain stomach acid.
00:55:34
tommy cresta
He probably suffocates her stomach acid. Start punching in the stomach.
00:55:37
Ryan
Probably a lot of that. I thought when the um when the rope was still in its mouth, i thought they were going to like pull him out for a second.
00:55:39
tommy cresta
I thought when the world was still in his mouth, thought they were going fall out for a second. would have been pissed.
00:55:44
Ryan
then The rope snapped, but I was like, God, that'd be so funny if it just pulled him out of its throat.
00:55:45
tommy cresta
then the rope snapped, and was like... so who hold It's like Sharknay when they cut the shark open, and the girl's in there. For anyone who knows, they know.
00:55:52
Ryan
Yeah. Banger.
00:55:54
tommy cresta
Or the fact, like like what I said, are they ever going to movie that the person that is the reason that they're on the island isn't bad?
00:55:54
Ryan
or
00:56:01
tommy cresta
yeah
00:56:01
Ryan
Yeah, like you knew Rupert Friend is going to be the bad guy.
00:56:04
tommy cresta
it's It's along lines of Alien, but you at least you go into the Alien movie being like, oh, it's Weyland-Yutani.
00:56:04
Ryan
It's a long time. we
00:56:09
Ryan
being like, oh, it's going to be a time.
00:56:11
tommy cresta
They're bad. They're never going to be good.
00:56:12
Ryan
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:56:14
tommy cresta
This guy, they always seem like, oh, no, he's good.
00:56:14
Ryan
he's not. Yeah. Yeah. Mistake. And they're like, that's bad.
00:56:17
tommy cresta
Good, good. No, he's not. He has bad intentions.
00:56:19
Ryan
Yeah. Yeah. no's not
00:56:20
tommy cresta
Just either, how about we don't do that?
00:56:23
tommy cresta
That's why like I would like a group of people that aren't supposed to be on the island.
00:56:23
Ryan
yeah
00:56:27
Ryan
yeah
00:56:27
tommy cresta
Like, it's fully by utter unlock that you're on this island now.
00:56:30
Ryan
mistake they're like that's bad yeah
00:56:34
tommy cresta
I don't know. I just think that they've, they I think they may have run the well dry in this idea. Let's give him character.
00:56:40
Ryan
It's Henry Cavill. It's Chris Pratt. But it's a different character.
00:56:43
tommy cresta
Oh, he's not the same.
00:56:44
Ryan
He's not playing whatever his name is.
00:56:44
tommy cresta
He's not playing whatever his name is.
00:56:46
tommy cresta
Owen? Owen.
00:56:46
Ryan
Owen.
00:56:46
Ryan
ohn Yeah, he's not Owen.
00:56:47
tommy cresta
I don't know how we thought of that.
00:56:52
tommy cresta
Zoe's talking about...
00:56:52
Ryan
Zoe Saldana. ah She's the Velociraptor.
00:56:54
tommy cresta
Her and Henry Cavraver. She's velociraptor. They talk now?
00:56:57
Ryan
She voices as the Velociraptor.
00:56:58
tommy cresta
Her voice is a velociraptor.
00:56:59
Ryan
Yeah, yeah. No, I'm doing...
00:56:59
tommy cresta
But she just makes velociraptor noises. I'm doing like a leak a year ago.
00:57:01
Ryan
I'm doing what got leaked like a yeah a year ago where they're doing the dinosaur-human hybrids.
00:57:03
tommy cresta
We were on the dinosaurs human hydrants. Oh, yeah.
00:57:06
Ryan
Did you ever see that fake picture of...
00:57:06
tommy cresta
Did see that fake picture of...
00:57:09
Ryan
It was literally like, um ah holy shit, just blanking on the name, Scarlett Johansson as a velociraptor.
00:57:09
tommy cresta
It was literally like...
00:57:12
tommy cresta
ships like scholar as a philosopher Oh, really?
00:57:16
Ryan
it was the dumbest like fake pig.
00:57:16
tommy cresta
don Like, it didn't look real.
00:57:18
Ryan
It was terrible.
00:57:19
tommy cresta
oh yeah i was super
00:57:19
Ryan
Oh, yeah. No, it was super funny looking. But it was just a velociraptor with a red ponytail.
00:57:21
tommy cresta
it was just a block after
00:57:24
tommy cresta
and and jonathan ba just
00:57:24
Ryan
And what's his name?
00:57:25
Ryan
Jonathan Bailey just talking to it. So funny.
00:57:28
tommy cresta
I love Jonathan. batt I think this dude's so charismatic.
00:57:31
Ryan
No, he was good.
00:57:32
tommy cresta
I like listening to him talk. He's got a good voice.
00:57:33
Ryan
Mm-hmm.
00:57:35
tommy cresta
can dance. can sing. Good actor.
00:57:38
Ryan
Yeah.
00:57:38
tommy cresta
yeah Also,
00:57:39
Ryan
Yeah.
00:57:40
tommy cresta
I have a casting.
00:57:40
Ryan
The young kid?
00:57:42
tommy cresta
Not Jonathan Bailey. Even though I would like to see Jonathan Bailey play like a...
00:57:44
Ryan
Yeah.
00:57:46
tommy cresta
Oh yeah, I didn't see that. That looks terrible.
00:57:49
Ryan
Robin?
00:57:50
tommy cresta
Oh wait, no, I think did see that, but was someone like making a joke.
00:57:52
Ryan
Yeah.
00:57:53
tommy cresta
um
00:57:53
Ryan
Okay.
00:57:55
tommy cresta
Jonathan Bailey, could see him as like a Flash, a Green Owl-ish type of guy. But that's not what i'm talking about. Mason Thames from How to Train a Dragon.
00:58:03
Ryan
ah young
00:58:03
tommy cresta
Yeah, should be a Robin.
00:58:06
Ryan
robin
00:58:07
tommy cresta
Yeah.
00:58:09
tommy cresta
cause i think you need to not older for Damian Wayne, but you got to do Damian at like 15. fifteen Like he needs to, he can't look too much like a kid.
00:58:15
Ryan
I
00:58:18
tommy cresta
got you.
00:58:19
Ryan
got you.
00:58:19
tommy cresta
He can't look too old. Like there's like that sweet in between that they need to find.
00:58:21
Ryan
Yeah, I think he's 17.
00:58:22
tommy cresta
And I think he could be at Mason Thames. He's 17.
00:58:24
Ryan
I think you could do it.
00:58:25
tommy cresta
He could do it. I think he do it. I really liked him in Train and Dragon.
00:58:28
Ryan
It was good.
00:58:30
tommy cresta
I love him Black Phone.
00:58:32
Ryan
I forgot that was him. Holy shit.
00:58:34
tommy cresta
Good actor.
00:58:34
Ryan
Yeah, he's good.
00:58:34
tommy cresta
it's Not as good as his sister in Black Phone.
00:58:35
Ryan
Not as good as his sister in the black phone, but she's the best.
00:58:37
tommy cresta
She's great. I'm genuinely excited for Black Film 2. It could also because they're getting me with some Alice in Chains in there.
00:58:43
Ryan
good Yeah.
00:58:46
tommy cresta
They got Rooster playing.
00:58:46
Ryan
We got you.
00:58:48
tommy cresta
They got they got me hooked.
00:58:48
Ryan
got Not even a question.
00:58:49
tommy cresta
They got that 90s grunge era going.
00:58:51
Ryan
Yeah. They hit you with grunge and you're like, this is a question.
00:58:53
tommy cresta
I was like, this is the best movie all the time.
00:58:54
Ryan
Yeah.
00:58:55
tommy cresta
Yeah, so they got me a little hooked. But do you have any ah anything else before we move I'm just excited for the Alice in.
00:59:00
Ryan
No, I'm just excited for the Odyssey.
00:59:04
tommy cresta
I'm excited for Superman.
00:59:06
Ryan
Yeah.
00:59:06
tommy cresta
Four days.
00:59:07
Ryan
Well, we're going to talk about, yeah you told me about this, uh,
00:59:07
tommy cresta
We're to about oh Yeah, the company, ah I can't remember which company did it. um It wasn't a big company, so that's why I don't want give it too much credibility.
00:59:13
Ryan
Yeah. Okay. Yeah. yeah
00:59:17
tommy cresta
So take it with a grain of salt. there's Not everyone likes a movie ever. There's not a movie that everyone thinks is good because everyone has their own opinions.
00:59:23
Ryan
and
00:59:26
tommy cresta
But they broke the embargo and they put out their review two days ago. ah Today's the 7th, everyone wondering, um like to put this in timeline. The embargo lifts the 8th at 9 p.m.
00:59:37
tommy cresta
or the 9th at 8 p.m.
00:59:37
Ryan
with
00:59:38
tommy cresta
One of the two.
00:59:39
Ryan
okay
00:59:40
tommy cresta
ah Yeah, and they put out the review and they absolutely hated on the movie.
00:59:42
Ryan
Wow. Yeah.
00:59:43
tommy cresta
But then people said like that they were like Schneider cultist people.
00:59:43
Ryan
Yeah. Mm-hmm. well
00:59:47
tommy cresta
Like they were like full on Zack and her side.
00:59:48
Ryan
yeah
00:59:49
tommy cresta
Because then I've seen other things that people say fantastic. Like the the general reactions people had to give.
00:59:52
Ryan
yeah
00:59:55
tommy cresta
So I don't know. there's
00:59:58
Ryan
um
00:59:58
tommy cresta
I'm holding out hope because I truly think David Cornswit is a perfect choice to play Superman. Like seeing how he looks in the suit. James Gunn seems to understand his character better than most people do. like It's about hope.
01:00:08
Ryan
like
01:00:10
tommy cresta
I think Ryan's going to get a lot of ah what he wants out of superhero movies with him just saving people.
01:00:14
Ryan
saving people yeah no yeah um home yeah expect
01:00:15
tommy cresta
We don't see very often superhero movies. And we see it like five times in the trailers. I think that scene when the little kid's fli raising the flag is going to be like my favorite scene. I think going be really cool. Or him saving that little girl.
01:00:25
tommy cresta
but i just I will say, that monster scene I'm calling it is the opening of the movie.
01:00:31
Ryan
oh yeah i think so yeah i think it's the moss he's fighting the monster and then that like the thing in the metal suit comes like directly after that oh
01:00:31
tommy cresta
think that's it. think it's the monster. the monster that's in that thing that those super cons direct that. Oh, really? Because there's going cause there' just gonna be a scene where he lands like holding a kid.
01:00:39
Ryan
they council
01:00:42
tommy cresta
and that's I think it's the little girl that he saves in the trailer.
01:00:43
Ryan
think Yeah. Yeah.
01:00:45
tommy cresta
And that's when you meet Guy Gardner.
01:00:45
Ryan
It was great. Yeah.
01:00:46
tommy cresta
And like Guy Gardner and him having conversation. Did you hear Nathan Fillion talking about filming with Superman? So he talking about that scene. He's like, me and David are up in like ah wiring.
01:00:57
Ryan
yeah he's like
01:00:57
tommy cresta
He's like, we're just landing and we're like talking. and he's like And all of a sudden I was like, i was like i'm being I'm a little kid. He's like, I'm playing pretend.
01:01:04
Ryan
him
01:01:05
tommy cresta
He's I'm late playing, hanging out with Supermays.
01:01:07
Ryan
yeah
01:01:07
tommy cresta
This is amazing.
01:01:08
Ryan
great
01:01:09
tommy cresta
But yeah, so I'm super excited.
01:01:09
Ryan
yeah
01:01:10
tommy cresta
I think the cast that they've put together is going to be great.
01:01:14
Ryan
yeah
01:01:14
tommy cresta
yeah, that company is in a lot of trouble for breaking embargo. If you don't know how important embargoes are, these companies have to sign very, very, very thick NDAs.
01:01:17
Ryan
Yeah. Yeah. You can't say anything. Yeah.
01:01:23
tommy cresta
um I don't think, we've only had to do them a couple times because most of the times we see them by the time the screeners are, the embargo lifts.
01:01:24
Ryan
Mm-hmm.
01:01:30
Ryan
yeah
01:01:30
tommy cresta
But couple times, I mean, they are pages long and it's just saying you can't
01:01:33
Ryan
yeah you can't say anything
01:01:35
tommy cresta
like We got to we but can't really say anything about it. I think we can say something. What'd she say? The 14th? The 14th we can talk about more. But not a lot.
01:01:43
Ryan
yeah
01:01:43
tommy cresta
ah We got to watch Hell Hell. Lineage, but we can't really say anything about it. But yeah, like we're we we agree to the terms that you're allowed to watch it.
01:01:49
Ryan
Yeah. Yeah. We'll see.
01:01:52
tommy cresta
You can have your very basic thoughts about like Stephen Cognetti and the film franchise in total.
01:01:52
Ryan
What do we
01:01:58
tommy cresta
But you really can't talk about the films.
01:01:58
Ryan
really
01:01:59
tommy cresta
And so it's a huge deal that this company did this and I'm If this movie does bad, I think they're in more trouble.
01:02:06
Ryan
yeah
01:02:06
tommy cresta
Yeah. But if it does good, I think it might just little smack on the wrist.
01:02:11
Ryan
yeah
01:02:11
tommy cresta
Yeah. We'll see.
01:02:13
Ryan
but see
01:02:14
tommy cresta
We'll see. I mean, what let's let's put out some projections.
01:02:16
Ryan
what
01:02:18
tommy cresta
What do we think the opening weekend is?
01:02:18
Ryan
we
01:02:20
tommy cresta
And what do we think it debuts at?
01:02:22
Ryan
For Superman?
01:02:22
tommy cresta
IMDb and Rotten Tomatoes.
01:02:25
Ryan
I think it...
01:02:25
tommy cresta
I think it's IMDb 7th then.
01:02:27
Ryan
IMVB, 7-7. Okay.
01:02:29
tommy cresta
Okay.
01:02:30
tommy cresta
Rotten Tomatoes.
01:02:30
Ryan
Rotten Tomatoes, 84.
01:02:33
Ryan
I'll just
01:02:34
tommy cresta
Audience or critic? Or just in total, like the average?
01:02:37
Ryan
i'll say average.
01:02:37
tommy cresta
Okay, 84.
01:02:38
Ryan
Okay.
01:02:39
tommy cresta
a
01:02:39
Ryan
Debuts at...
01:02:39
tommy cresta
I'm around you.
01:02:41
Ryan
I mean, if this debuted at fucking 300, Superman is going to...
01:02:42
tommy cresta
You would think.
01:02:46
Ryan
would think. You would think.
01:02:47
tommy cresta
was with the Thunderbolts was make money.
01:02:49
Ryan
oh
01:02:51
tommy cresta
And that's one of the biggest flops in the MCU history.
01:02:51
Ryan
that's
01:02:54
Ryan
yeah because it wasn't anything that recognizable.
01:02:54
tommy cresta
because nobody wasn't recognize
01:02:56
tommy cresta
everybody That is true. And it's going to release globally.
01:02:56
Ryan
Everybody knows fucking Superman.
01:02:59
Ryan
And it's a brand new Superman. So everybody's talking about it.
01:03:01
tommy cresta
Yeah, this could this could debut. bit If this debuts, like what you're saying, at 84, 85, this movie will make crazy money. yeah
01:03:10
Ryan
Yeah, I think it can make like four, maybe even five.
01:03:12
tommy cresta
maybe it's good It's kind of going to be off the Man of Steel numbers.
01:03:14
Ryan
Yeah.
01:03:16
tommy cresta
Man of Steel debuted at, I think, a 62, if I remember correctly. It sits at a 55 And that made 180, I think.
01:03:20
Ryan
yeah me
01:03:25
tommy cresta
So if this comes out 20 points higher, i would expect it to make double that money.
01:03:25
Ryan
So this is about 20 times. Yeah.
01:03:30
Ryan
Yeah.
01:03:31
tommy cresta
So this has a chance.
01:03:32
Ryan
Especially after, like, I feel like people recognized Henry Cavill as Superman for long enough, and now they see this new guy and just get curious.
01:03:32
tommy cresta
Especially after, like, I feel like people recognized Henry Cavill as Superman for long enough, and now they see this new guy, just get curious. You what I mean?
01:03:39
Ryan
You know what i mean?
01:03:40
tommy cresta
think people, like, younger kids want to see Superman.
01:03:43
tommy cresta
And when was the last time we got – I mean, what was Superman, 2013 Man of Steel?
01:03:43
Ryan
Yeah.
01:03:47
Ryan
ah Yeah.
01:03:47
tommy cresta
Yeah. around.
01:03:47
Ryan
Yeah. I think somewhere around there.
01:03:48
tommy cresta
so Over a decade ago? Yeah.
01:03:50
Ryan
Yeah.
01:03:51
tommy cresta
So, I mean, there's plenty of time for this new era.
01:03:51
Ryan
Mm-hmm. and dead middle of summer like nobody kids are gonna want to see this yeah
01:03:53
tommy cresta
in the middle of summer. Yeah, like, I mean – And I mean, Marvel has to have some faith that this movie's gonna make money. Because, I mean, they moved Fantastic Four back two weeks. yeah
01:04:02
Ryan
yeah yeah
01:04:03
tommy cresta
Because they were afraid of going up against it.
01:04:03
Ryan
we we not mess me because at all yeah just
01:04:06
tommy cresta
It was just like when... Oh yeah, remember the Batman Part 2 and Spider-Man 4 were supposed to come out around each other?
01:04:12
tommy cresta
The original announcements of them? That would have been fun to see a matchup.
01:04:13
Ryan
yeah
01:04:18
tommy cresta
yeah I will say the new Fantastic Four trailer, I am so in.
01:04:18
Ryan
yeah
01:04:19
Ryan
i was so
01:04:24
tommy cresta
I really like the most recent trailer. The one we saw today. I haven't seen that one yet.
01:04:27
Ryan
Oh, yeah. I think it looks fine. Yeah.
01:04:29
tommy cresta
i haven't I've been trying not to watch any trailers recently. Like any movie.
01:04:31
Ryan
It doesn't that.
01:04:33
tommy cresta
Because I want
01:04:33
Ryan
Yeah.
01:04:34
tommy cresta
I've made a rule I'm also not watching any horror trailers.
01:04:34
Ryan
Okay. Oh! What is the best?
01:04:38
tommy cresta
Because horror trailers are very very deceiving too.
01:04:38
Ryan
What is doesn't ruin them
01:04:42
tommy cresta
i think like I just want to go into horror movies more.
01:04:44
Ryan
yeah
01:04:45
tommy cresta
ah yeah But yeah.
01:04:46
Ryan
but
01:04:46
tommy cresta
That's all I wanted talk about in that front.
01:04:48
Ryan
okay
01:04:48
tommy cresta
Now some fan questions. Okay.
01:04:49
Ryan
oh
01:04:51
tommy cresta
um What is the best and what is the worst Marvel film? This is from Dante from Albuquerque.
01:04:59
Ryan
New Mexico?
01:05:01
tommy cresta
I think so.
01:05:01
Ryan
That's the math.
01:05:05
Ryan
um The best.
01:05:06
tommy cresta
I
01:05:07
Ryan
That's a great question. I mean, Infinity War is the best.
01:05:10
tommy cresta
i agree.
01:05:11
tommy cresta
those guard I think Guardians 3 is the best Guardians movie.
01:05:11
Ryan
Although Guardians is up there.
01:05:17
Ryan
Guardians 3 is great.
01:05:17
tommy cresta
No.
01:05:18
Ryan
Guardians 1.
01:05:18
tommy cresta
Guardians 3 is better than Guardians 2 by a lot.
01:05:21
tommy cresta
I don't think Guardians do it much Yeah, because I just think that whole third act's bad.
01:05:21
Ryan
yeah I don't hate Guardians 2 as much as you do.
01:05:23
Ryan
Well, you don't like how Ego looks.
01:05:25
tommy cresta
Like, I think... again Yeah, I don't like the full CGI planet.
01:05:27
Ryan
My own Ego. Yeah. Yeah, you don't like...
01:05:30
tommy cresta
doesn Full green screen planet, probably. It's probably a blue screen, actually. Because how massive it is
01:05:35
Ryan
Yeah. CGI.
01:05:38
tommy cresta
Yeah.
01:05:39
Ryan
Yeah.
01:05:39
tommy cresta
Yeah.
01:05:40
Ryan
um
01:05:40
tommy cresta
I mean, Infinity War's the best one.
01:05:41
Ryan
I mean, Infinity War is probably the best one.
01:05:42
tommy cresta
I'm trying to think of the worst.
01:05:43
Ryan
i'm trying to think of the worst Marvel movie.
01:05:44
tommy cresta
Are we just doing MCU? I'm guessing. That's the question.
01:05:46
Ryan
Yeah, I assume so.
01:05:46
tommy cresta
Quantumania is up there.
01:05:48
Ryan
Quantumania is up there.
01:05:49
tommy cresta
there Quantumania is
01:05:51
Ryan
Fucking bad. Hulk.
01:05:55
Ryan
What? That's not, you cannot, you cannot wholeheartedly say, okay, that's fine.
01:05:57
tommy cresta
that's fine you cannot of That is in bottom tier of MCU. That's in the same tier.
01:06:03
Ryan
Cause you don't like music.
01:06:04
tommy cresta
What?
01:06:05
Ryan
You like music.
01:06:06
tommy cresta
I love music.
01:06:06
Ryan
i mean You like when they were having the music fight.
01:06:07
tommy cresta
like That was stupid as fuck.
01:06:09
Ryan
so wasn it It was cool. I liked it.
01:06:12
tommy cresta
ah
01:06:12
Ryan
I'll defend that. I thought it was cool.
01:06:16
tommy cresta
I mean, Quantumania really... Oh, the Marvels. Marvels.
01:06:19
Ryan
Marvel's was terrible.
01:06:20
tommy cresta
because I like Captain Marvel.
01:06:20
Ryan
i Yeah.
01:06:22
tommy cresta
right We are both defenders.
01:06:23
Ryan
And I liked Ms. Marvel.
01:06:24
tommy cresta
Yeah, we are defenders of these movies.
01:06:24
Ryan
I liked Ms. Marvel a lot. Yeah.
01:06:27
tommy cresta
The Marvels is bad.
01:06:29
Ryan
Yeah, that movie was terrible.
01:06:30
tommy cresta
trying think i think I...
01:06:31
Ryan
Yeah,
01:06:32
tommy cresta
Because the Hulk at least has... That scene in the school when he transforms and busts out the window and stuff. That's pretty iconic to the MCU.
01:06:39
Ryan
no, there are cool things.
01:06:40
tommy cresta
So I'll hold on to that. Thor...
01:06:43
Ryan
Thor 2 is not great. Dark World.
01:06:45
tommy cresta
Thor 4?
01:06:46
Ryan
Thor. Holy shit, I forgot about that one.
01:06:47
tommy cresta
host That is bad.
01:06:49
Ryan
That one was bad.
01:06:50
tommy cresta
And that wasted an amazing performance by Christian Bale.
01:06:53
Ryan
Yeah. Amazing.
01:06:54
tommy cresta
Yeah. No, no. I feel like I always think it's good.
01:06:56
Ryan
yeah
01:06:58
tommy cresta
I liked how he looked, but it wasn't that good.
01:06:58
Ryan
and like really yeah ah wasted christian bale by putting him in a dog stupid movie yeah that was a bad thing saw it was it yeah i was down the shore i remember okay
01:07:00
tommy cresta
yeah ah what said christian Yeah. That is a bad movie. That was a bad year because that was the same year as Quantumania. I saw it by myself too.
01:07:12
tommy cresta
Because me and you couldn't see it together. yeah i was some sure I sat in the middle of a group of eight people. They bought the seats on each side of me.
01:07:19
Ryan
ah bought
01:07:21
Ryan
okay and mean
01:07:22
tommy cresta
And me and the dude were like, this is fucking awful.
01:07:27
tommy cresta
And oh my god, the sheep in that movie.
01:07:27
Ryan
and oh I hate that.
01:07:30
tommy cresta
ah I hate that scene.
01:07:33
Ryan
Yeah, they were annoying.
01:07:35
tommy cresta
I hate that Star-Lord and them were in it. didn't like that movie. but the You know what?
01:07:39
Ryan
Barely.
01:07:39
tommy cresta
At least I thought going into the Marvels it was going to be bad. i had I really thought Thor was going to be good. yeah
01:07:44
Ryan
Yeah.
01:07:45
tommy cresta
model it
01:07:46
Ryan
Marvel, it might be the Marvels. Just...
01:07:49
tommy cresta
Quantumania is really bad.
01:07:50
Ryan
Quantumania sucks.
01:07:50
tommy cresta
Because it did also waste a very good performance by Jonathan Majors.
01:07:51
Ryan
Yeah.
01:07:54
tommy cresta
Because Jonathan Majors was scary in that until that he dies to ants.
01:07:54
Ryan
i mean
01:08:00
Ryan
Yeah, I don't know what the worst one would be.
01:08:01
tommy cresta
Because it's not Captain in America Brave New World. That's better than a lot of Marvel movies.
01:08:05
Ryan
No, that was, it wasn't good.
01:08:06
tommy cresta
It's just mid as they can get.
01:08:06
Ryan
Yeah, I think Marvel's is fine. What's your number one?
01:08:09
tommy cresta
So I think I'm going agree with you on the Marvels probably though. think
01:08:11
Ryan
yeah i think marvels is fine
01:08:13
tommy cresta
Because I don't mind Thor Dark World either. What's your number one?
01:08:15
Ryan
what's your number one Cause I said infinity war.
01:08:17
tommy cresta
feel you want.
01:08:18
Ryan
Okay. Yeah.
01:08:18
tommy cresta
and agreement with you.
01:08:19
Ryan
That's the best.
01:08:21
tommy cresta
That's the best.
01:08:21
Ryan
Although end game is more fun.
01:08:21
tommy cresta
No, man. Infinity War is a better movie, though.
01:08:23
Ryan
I'll say that.
01:08:24
tommy cresta
Yeah.
01:08:24
Ryan
Yeah.
01:08:24
tommy cresta
Yeah, I agree.
01:08:25
Ryan
Yeah. i agree. Winter soldiers up there.
01:08:26
tommy cresta
know that's not high it.
01:08:27
Ryan
I know that's a lot of people's number one, but I'm not as high on it as a lot of people.
01:08:29
tommy cresta
I'm not going to answer that question. because that's We have the same answer. There's no point.
01:08:35
Ryan
What is it? na
01:08:37
tommy cresta
Naomi from Spokane, which Star Wars trilogy is the strongest? The originals.
01:08:41
Ryan
The originals.
01:08:41
tommy cresta
Exactly. Thank you.
01:08:42
Ryan
Thank you, Washington.
01:08:44
tommy cresta
Watch it. in Buffalo, what's your favorite Mission Impossible movie?
01:08:47
Ryan
New York fallout.
01:08:52
tommy cresta
You say anything other than Fallout.
01:08:52
Ryan
You say and
01:08:53
Ryan
um
01:08:54
tommy cresta
Fallout's the best. Yeah. Doesn't mean it's my favorite. It's
01:08:56
Ryan
it's my favorite. It's the best and it's my favorite.
01:08:57
tommy cresta
It's the It's favorite. I'm not going to lie. Final Reckoning might be my favorite Mission Impossible.
01:09:03
Ryan
Really?
01:09:04
tommy cresta
It is so much fun.
01:09:04
Ryan
even i
01:09:05
tommy cresta
i had, I mean, the fact that I'm willing, i think I'm going to buy the bundle on Vudu.
01:09:06
Ryan
I mean, the fact of it. Mm hmm. It could be.
01:09:13
tommy cresta
It, it could be Fallout.
01:09:16
Ryan
I mean, they're all good.
01:09:17
tommy cresta
It could be three.
01:09:17
Ryan
Two's not.
01:09:19
tommy cresta
Three, two is so bad.
01:09:19
Ryan
Yeah, maybe we'll like him more. God, he was bad.
01:09:20
tommy cresta
It was so funny watching it the one day.
01:09:21
Ryan
Okay. What? What do you mean?
01:09:22
tommy cresta
like him
01:09:22
Ryan
He's alive?
01:09:23
tommy cresta
I have no appreciation for it.
01:09:24
Ryan
god yeah was bad
01:09:25
tommy cresta
i have noation um I'm going to say Final Reckoning. I really loved it. ah Of course, i had to pick a guy named Tommy. Tommy from Reno. Is Fast and Furious still fun or should stop? Stop. Did you see they're bringing back Paul Walker's character for this new one?
01:09:40
tommy cresta
What?
01:09:40
Ryan
what
01:09:41
tommy cresta
Yep.
01:09:42
Ryan
what do you mean
01:09:42
tommy cresta
you mean? He's going to be in the movie.
01:09:44
tommy cresta
He's alive? His character didn't die.
01:09:44
Ryan
he's alive
01:09:45
Ryan
is karen
01:09:46
tommy cresta
don't Who's His brother.
01:09:46
Ryan
No. Who's playing in it? Are they doing CGI face whole time?
01:09:50
tommy cresta
Are they going to see you? Yep.
01:09:52
tommy cresta
Good boy.
01:09:52
Ryan
Good Lord.
01:09:53
Ryan
Why?
01:09:54
tommy cresta
Why not just have the brother play him? The brother has stood in as him before.
01:09:58
Ryan
Yeah.
01:09:58
tommy cresta
as like And doesn't voice like it.
01:09:59
Ryan
yeah
01:10:00
tommy cresta
Why not just... He's going to look a little bit different, but it's better than the CGI look.
01:10:02
Ryan
Yeah. Yeah.
01:10:05
tommy cresta
um still
01:10:05
Ryan
I've still never seen a cycle fast and furious. I don't know.
01:10:07
tommy cresta
Oh, really?
01:10:07
Ryan
more to
01:10:08
tommy cresta
ah no i think I think you would actually like five.
01:10:11
Ryan
I probably like the first. Okay.
01:10:14
tommy cresta
First six, probably. Six is actually probably, I think, the consensus best one. so
01:10:18
Ryan
And Tokyo Drift, I'm sure, is fun.
01:10:20
tommy cresta
That's three, technically.
01:10:20
Ryan
People like Tokyo and Drift. Yeah. But that's a different movie, though
01:10:22
tommy cresta
That's a different
01:10:23
Ryan
I know the one guy comes over and joins the gang, but...
01:10:23
tommy cresta
know one guy
01:10:26
tommy cresta
they all
01:10:26
Ryan
oh They all do?
01:10:27
tommy cresta
they all know yeah
01:10:28
Ryan
I thought that was like its own thing, kind of.
01:10:28
tommy cresta
that was really some thing
01:10:30
Ryan
And then they were like, fuck it.
01:10:30
tommy cresta
it's like It was like a spin-off.
01:10:32
Ryan
Yeah, go back to the Vin Diesel will.
01:10:32
tommy cresta
But then...
01:10:33
Ryan
All reliable.
01:10:33
tommy cresta
overlap yep For the rest of them. yeah
01:10:36
Ryan
Yeah.
01:10:36
tommy cresta
But yeah, so I think it should have stopped after 8.
01:10:37
Ryan
Yeah. so
01:10:40
tommy cresta
Because 9 was not good.
01:10:42
Ryan
Okay.
01:10:43
tommy cresta
10 was really bad. Even though Jason Moe is very fun as a villain.
01:10:44
Ryan
Even if you
01:10:46
tommy cresta
He's just...
01:10:46
Ryan
It's just not good.
01:10:48
tommy cresta
He's just hacking it up.
01:10:48
Ryan
and Yeah.
01:10:51
tommy cresta
These are some... couple more questions. ah Liam from Allentown. Nice PA guy. Yeah.
01:10:59
Ryan
Yeah.
01:10:59
tommy cresta
ah What's the scariest movie you've ever seen?
01:11:02
Ryan
Kojima haunted asylum.
01:11:03
tommy cresta
Yeah, I knew you were going there.
01:11:04
Ryan
That shit was terrifying.
01:11:05
tommy cresta
I'm not going lie.
01:11:05
Ryan
Yeah. Yeah.
01:11:06
tommy cresta
The first time I watched Hell House, I've never paused a movie and went upstairs because so scared of something.
01:11:12
Ryan
yeah
01:11:13
tommy cresta
that Especially not knowing that there's clowns in it because there's no clowns in the trailer. ah Monica from Fort Lauderdale. Fort Lauderdale.
01:11:21
Ryan
do
01:11:21
tommy cresta
Do you believe in supernatural stuff because of a horror movie or is it all just fake?
01:11:26
Ryan
No, it's because I live in a house with a ghost.
01:11:26
tommy cresta
No, it's because I would Ryan lives with a ghost. um No, I believe in it. I think I've talked about it on the I'm not going to right now, though. um I had like a full soulful apparition in my aunt's house.
01:11:41
tommy cresta
What's the best performance in a horror movie? This is from Julius from Tulsa.
01:11:45
Ryan
little girl in black room.
01:11:47
tommy cresta
What was that?
01:11:47
Ryan
The girl in Blackphone?
01:11:48
tommy cresta
That's pretty good one.
01:11:49
Ryan
She was great. Sad.
01:11:51
tommy cresta
Mia Goth and X.
01:11:53
Ryan
Mia Gotham X. Oh, Mia Gotham Pearl, too.
01:11:54
tommy cresta
mi got pearl Well, X, she's playing two characters.
01:11:56
Ryan
That's more impressive. Yeah, but I feel like the stuff she did in Pearl was more impressive than what she in those two.
01:11:58
tommy cresta
Yeah, feel stuff you did in Pearl more impressive. Pearl's not really a horror movie. Pearl's like a thriller. Pearl's not really scary.
01:12:05
Ryan
Part of thriller, I guess.
01:12:07
tommy cresta
Yeah, I feel like x has actually X had some really scary moments.
01:12:07
Ryan
So you can say that. The X is actually like a slasher movie.
01:12:09
tommy cresta
Yeah, is actually like slasher movie.
01:12:11
Ryan
Yeah. oh
01:12:12
tommy cresta
Oh, um... Tony Collette in Hereditary?
01:12:16
Ryan
Yeah.
01:12:16
tommy cresta
Yeah.
01:12:19
tommy cresta
The whole cast of Talk to Me.
01:12:22
Ryan
talking is really good what's your name yeah what's her name and bring her back well mean yeah I her name yeah
01:12:23
tommy cresta
Talk to Me is really good. That's up there is one of the scariest movies I've seen. what's your name and bring your Oh, the... The main actress.
01:12:33
tommy cresta
Yeah. She's also unbelievable. ah Two more. Bella from from Eugene. What's the most disturbing movie you've ever watched? The Poughkeepsie tapes.
01:12:44
tommy cresta
I actually thought i was going to throw up.
01:12:46
Ryan
yeah
01:12:47
tommy cresta
That was pretty bad.
01:12:48
Ryan
disturb me i don't know disturb
01:12:48
tommy cresta
I don't if it's I'm trying
01:12:52
Ryan
Trying to think.
01:12:52
tommy cresta
of to think. I really haven't made you watch anything like that yet.
01:12:55
Ryan
No, i don't i don't I don't go out of my way to watch things that I know I'm going to be like, hmm, I've heard this.
01:12:55
tommy cresta
don't do that my boy Okay, I was watching because it was the most recommended one to me.
01:13:00
Ryan
ah screen Yeah.
01:13:02
tommy cresta
i what I need to really...
01:13:03
Ryan
but that's
01:13:04
tommy cresta
Because that's why I'm doing the horror countdown.
01:13:06
Ryan
Yeah.
01:13:06
tommy cresta
Which I do have a list for this year already that I'm going to watch.
01:13:08
Ryan
Yeah. I mean, disturbing.
01:13:10
tommy cresta
I mean...
01:13:12
Ryan
I don't know.
01:13:13
tommy cresta
I I mean, Talk to Me is up there. Bring Her Back's up there.
01:13:15
Ryan
Optimism is up there for sure.
01:13:17
tommy cresta
These are just...
01:13:17
Ryan
Bring her back. Yeah.
01:13:17
tommy cresta
They are disturbing movies.
01:13:20
Ryan
Bring her back stuck with me because I i told you the next day I like cut something.
01:13:20
tommy cresta
Bring Back's up there because i I told you the next day I like cut something. i Yep.
01:13:23
Ryan
I was about to lick the knife clean.
01:13:23
tommy cresta
with the knife clean
01:13:25
Ryan
was like, no, I'm not putting this anywhere near my face.
01:13:25
tommy cresta
know notbook is anywhere near my
01:13:27
Ryan
this is I'm okay.
01:13:30
tommy cresta
Those are good answers, though.
01:13:31
Ryan
Yeah.
01:13:32
tommy cresta
And then the final one. ah Kenji from Honolulu. ah What's your go-to Halloween horror pick?
01:13:36
Ryan
Whoa.
01:13:38
tommy cresta
I think I know yours.
01:13:41
Ryan
Go to horror pick.
01:13:41
tommy cresta
Go-to? Mm-hmm. Horror pick? Halloween pick.
01:13:45
Ryan
Hocus pocus.
01:13:46
tommy cresta
Halloween horror pick.
01:13:46
Ryan
Hocus pocus.
01:13:47
tommy cresta
Halloween horror pick. okay
01:13:49
Ryan
Okay. Halloween Town.
01:13:50
tommy cresta
town. It's not scary.
01:13:52
Ryan
You remember that motherfucker comes out?
01:13:52
tommy cresta
You remember that? In the theater?
01:13:54
Ryan
What's his name?
01:13:55
tommy cresta
That was a scary scene.
01:13:55
Ryan
Yeah. Terrifying.
01:13:57
tommy cresta
I thought you were to 3. and
01:13:59
Ryan
Animal Three Redoes Rule.
01:14:00
tommy cresta
Because you you do love that.
01:14:00
Ryan
It's a fun movie. I like fun. and like having fun.
01:14:02
tommy cresta
I mean, probably Halloween. I mean, if I'm just going off of I mean, it's a movie. Me and my family... Not me and my family. They're all too scared. Me and my mom and my dad will watch Halloween every Halloween.
01:14:10
Ryan
Yeah.
01:14:13
tommy cresta
And if my brother's around.
01:14:13
Ryan
Yeah.
01:14:14
tommy cresta
And I watched the whole franchise that day.
01:14:14
Ryan
and i yeah
01:14:17
tommy cresta
Because I'm obsessed. little fucked up.
01:14:21
Ryan
You do like hating yourself.
01:14:21
tommy cresta
they I like being scared, though.
01:14:24
Ryan
like I don't get it.
01:14:26
tommy cresta
i think it's a really I want to read more into the brain.
01:14:26
Ryan
i think i will she
01:14:29
tommy cresta
like how It's just in your body over centuries you've developed this incredible sense to get yourself out of danger.
01:14:29
Ryan
Yeah, it's just your body over centuries of evolution has developed this incredible sense to get yourself out of danger. And you're like, this is awesome.
01:14:36
tommy cresta
I just sit there and...
01:14:37
Ryan
I like this. Yeah.
01:14:40
tommy cresta
The fact that I snuck into Insidious when I was like 12 is still crazy. That was the good old days when you'd to reserve seats.
01:14:47
Ryan
was
01:14:49
Ryan
Oh, yeah.
01:14:49
tommy cresta
Just walk in AMC.
01:14:50
Ryan
I was going to go flat 50.
01:14:52
tommy cresta
Because I was like, Secret Life of Pets, that's what going to see. Wand all over at Insidious. It's cried.
01:14:57
Ryan
from
01:15:00
tommy cresta
um But yeah, before we go, of course, like every episode, Ryan, what is your recommendation of the week?
01:15:02
Ryan
yeah sorry
01:15:11
tommy cresta
Oh, what did you give Jurassic World?
01:15:11
Ryan
oh wow yeah
01:15:13
tommy cresta
oh yeah I give it a 45.
01:15:16
Ryan
i was goingnna go flat
01:15:16
tommy cresta
what
01:15:17
Ryan
fifty
01:15:18
tommy cresta
I was going to give it a 50, but I have Love Hurts a 50, and that was more enjoyable than this. kenja Ken Hu Kwan movie.
01:15:25
Ryan
Yeah, I know it's okay.
01:15:26
tommy cresta
I said Ken John. That's not the right actor.
01:15:30
Ryan
Sorry, you're good. Yeah, we did.
01:15:31
tommy cresta
Please don't let me see that clip on TikTok.
01:15:36
Ryan
um ah we
01:15:37
tommy cresta
Oh, we made You know the videos that people make of clips from TikToks and then there's like the subway surfer under it? yeah
01:15:43
Ryan
yeah
01:15:44
tommy cresta
We made one of those finally.
01:15:46
tommy cresta
We did. We were in one.
01:15:46
Ryan
weeded
01:15:46
Ryan
and Why?
01:15:48
tommy cresta
Why? It was the...
01:15:49
Ryan
It was
01:15:52
tommy cresta
I was like, oh, fuck.
01:15:53
Ryan
was. That's perfect. Who posted that?
01:15:54
tommy cresta
Who posted that?
01:15:55
Ryan
Just some random.
01:15:55
tommy cresta
Some random account that did, like, TikTok clips.
01:15:58
Ryan
Beautiful.
01:15:58
tommy cresta
I was like, oh, great. That's what you're doing.
01:15:59
Ryan
that's That's what you're known for, buddy. You're the Al Qaeda guy.
01:16:02
tommy cresta
Hey, you're the one that has the girl post your picture on Instagram.
01:16:06
Ryan
What?
01:16:07
tommy cresta
Remember that talked about the one girl that we put that used to post your picture a lot?
01:16:11
Ryan
No.
01:16:11
tommy cresta
No. We talked about this on the podcast.
01:16:12
Ryan
I don't remember this at all.
01:16:13
tommy cresta
don't remember this at all. Oh, my God. I can't remember name. The girl would, like, she' would post the podcast, like like, that she was watching the episode.
01:16:17
Ryan
go Freak?
01:16:21
tommy cresta
But it was always a picture of you with like a heart over you.
01:16:23
Ryan
What are you doing?
01:16:24
tommy cresta
Freak.
01:16:26
Ryan
Get the hell out here.
01:16:31
tommy cresta
She liked you.
01:16:32
Ryan
Thank you very much.
01:16:32
tommy cresta
I guess she still likes you think she still watches us.
01:16:35
tommy cresta
um said really
01:16:35
Ryan
That's really mean.
01:16:37
Ryan
that justlater the
01:16:37
tommy cresta
see
01:16:39
tommy cresta
i'm jo Ryan's a freak too.
01:16:39
Ryan
I'm joking, of course.
01:16:41
Ryan
I'm not.
01:16:43
tommy cresta
Not that way. He's still freak.
01:16:44
Ryan
I'm very, very normal.
01:16:46
tommy cresta
You are not normal.
01:16:48
Ryan
I'm not a normal person. Mindhunter.
01:16:49
tommy cresta
Come on.
01:16:50
Ryan
That's my recommendation.
01:16:50
tommy cresta
That's my recommendation. That's not a movie.
01:16:52
Ryan
It's not a movie, but it's a damn good show.
01:16:52
tommy cresta
It doesn't have to be. and It doesn't have to be movie.
01:16:54
Ryan
That needs to come back.
01:16:55
tommy cresta
it doesn't I'm saying it doesn't have to be a movie.
01:16:55
Ryan
Huh? It doesn't have to be movie. It don't have to be a goddamn movie.
01:16:57
tommy cresta
I still have never watched mine, hon.
01:16:59
Ryan
You never watched it?
01:16:59
tommy cresta
You've never watched it? Nope. And I'm a huge Fincher guy, which is crazy. So good.
01:17:02
Ryan
So good. I mean, like, I'll tell you to watch it because it is really fucking good, but it's also infuriating because season two is like...
01:17:03
tommy cresta
I mean, like, I'll tell watch it, because it is really fucking good. But it's also infuriating, because season two is, like, it closes the story, but kind of leaves, like, a cliffhanger for a character.
01:17:11
Ryan
It closes a story, but it kind of leaves like a cliffhanger for a character.
01:17:16
tommy cresta
You know mean?
01:17:16
Ryan
You know what mean? You just, you need more.
01:17:17
tommy cresta
so you just want know.
01:17:18
Ryan
And then
01:17:18
tommy cresta
Or, and Well, supposedly they're going to make the three movies now. can say i'm gonna make
01:17:22
Ryan
they've been saying they're going make shit for that since it ended.
01:17:25
tommy cresta
But the one the one actor was saying that him and Fincher have been like actually like developing.
01:17:25
Ryan
And it's just,
01:17:29
Ryan
which one the Broadway guy or the,
01:17:30
tommy cresta
we The other guy. The guy from Ironclaw.
01:17:32
Ryan
older guy okay yeah he's from like new zealand i think it's an incredible accent um what's his name the jonathan bailey in this accent slips through a good number of times in this movie really does very yeah he has he has like
01:17:36
tommy cresta
Really? Very good actor. It does. He's a very thick accent. slips through good does he's a very thick accent But he has a he has like one of those like proper British accents.
01:17:52
tommy cresta
It's very nice. I've been watching a lot his interviews. I tell.
01:17:54
Ryan
I could tell. yeah
01:17:55
tommy cresta
Very handsome fella.
01:17:56
Ryan
the The thing that we saw his eyes and you were like, that's him.
01:17:56
tommy cresta
The thing that we saw his eyes and we were like, it's him.
01:17:59
Ryan
Those are his eyes.
01:18:00
tommy cresta
It wasn't him.
01:18:01
tommy cresta
It wasn't him? I was very wrong. Oh.
01:18:01
Ryan
It wasn't him?
01:18:03
Ryan
Oh.
01:18:03
tommy cresta
Looked a lot like him, though. It looked a lot like those dreamy eyes.
01:18:05
Ryan
It looked a lot like those dreamy eyes. Those dreamy baby blues.
01:18:09
tommy cresta
I was guessing. That was nice.
01:18:11
Ryan
I don't know.
01:18:11
tommy cresta
Did you see it?
01:18:11
Ryan
Who?
01:18:12
tommy cresta
Did you know Andrew Garfield's dating Monica... What's he?
01:18:15
Ryan
<unk>ky who I don't know who that is.
01:18:16
tommy cresta
Burrata. don't know. She was in Top Gun.
01:18:19
Ryan
She was in the house.
01:18:19
tommy cresta
She was in the Bob Dylan biopic.
01:18:21
Ryan
Oh, you know who that is? Yeah.
01:18:23
tommy cresta
yeah They've been dating for almost a year.
01:18:23
Ryan
For Dayton? Really?
01:18:26
tommy cresta
and Good for him.
01:18:26
Ryan
Nice.
01:18:27
tommy cresta
He's very pretty.
01:18:28
Ryan
She's very pretty.
01:18:28
tommy cresta
He's also very pretty.
01:18:29
Ryan
i was going to say, good for her.
01:18:29
tommy cresta
Good for him.
01:18:33
tommy cresta
They were seen at the tennis match today in full Ralph Lauren twinning outfits.
01:18:38
Ryan
I was only paying attention to the the American guy to see if and he could win.
01:18:38
tommy cresta
Did he? He was ranked 6th. He lost to another ranked spain.
01:18:42
Ryan
He was ranked six. He lost to an unranked Spaniard, I think.
01:18:43
tommy cresta
Did he see the U.S.
01:18:46
Ryan
ah you
01:18:46
tommy cresta
loss on some BS call to Mexico? In the cup final, the Gold Cup.
01:18:49
Ryan
Did they? Oh, that's bad.
01:18:54
tommy cresta
Yeah, supposedly there was like a missed, really bad missed call in the box, which would have been a penalty shot for the U.S.
01:18:58
Ryan
Really?
01:18:59
tommy cresta
Really?
01:18:59
Ryan
and
01:18:59
tommy cresta
Yeah. even that the coach of the U.S. s said that's why they lost.
01:19:02
Ryan
Yeah.
01:19:03
tommy cresta
That's pretty bad.
Excitement for Upcoming Sports Events
01:19:04
Ryan
That sucks.
01:19:04
tommy cresta
I can't wait next year.
01:19:04
Ryan
Dude, I can't wait next year.
01:19:06
tommy cresta
Olympics and World Cup in the U.S.
01:19:06
Ryan
Olympics and World Cup in the U.S. Or is that 28?
01:19:10
tommy cresta
What about that the phil Philadelphia Phillies are hosting the All-Star Game? Holy shit, we are All-Star Game.
01:19:13
Ryan
Holy shit, we are hosting the All-Star Game. do
01:19:15
tommy cresta
I'm going to the Home Run Derby.
01:19:16
Ryan
We got three things. I'll go. That's all.
01:19:17
tommy cresta
That's all I want to go I don't give a fuck about the All-Star game.
01:19:18
Ryan
All of you.
01:19:20
tommy cresta
I just want to go the home run derby.
01:19:21
Ryan
Justin Derby. God. They got to bring back the old girls.
01:19:23
tommy cresta
think Cassie would do it? I feel like Cassie would...
01:19:25
Ryan
Yeah, he would do it. Yeah.
01:19:28
tommy cresta
Bryce Harper's got to do it in Philly, right?
01:19:30
Ryan
Oh, dude, it'd be electric.
01:19:32
tommy cresta
That place will erupt.
01:19:32
Ryan
So good.
01:19:34
tommy cresta
It will collapse if Bryce Harper wins.
01:19:34
Ryan
yeah Yes.
01:19:38
tommy cresta
Maybe Bryce Harper does hit a home run tonight.
01:19:40
Ryan
Maybe.
01:19:41
tommy cresta
I don't think so.
01:19:42
Ryan
You got to wait an hour to find out.
01:19:42
tommy cresta
wait how God. I hate the West Coast.
01:19:45
Ryan
He wouldn't be playing Cali.
01:19:47
tommy cresta
Also, that stadium's so nice, the Oracle Park.
01:19:49
Ryan
Oh, yeah.
01:19:49
tommy cresta
It's on my list.
Horror Movie Recommendations
01:19:51
tommy cresta
um But yeah, my recommendation the week is going to be... going to stick in the horror genre. I've been watching a lot of horror movies recently. As I always do.
01:20:00
tommy cresta
What's that hat in mouth?
01:20:00
Ryan
What's that hat you're wearing, by the way?
01:20:03
tommy cresta
What hat in my mouth?
01:20:04
Ryan
ah
01:20:04
tommy cresta
don't know. My dad likes it. I just... My hair was kind of all messed up when you were picking me up.
01:20:08
Ryan
I got you.
01:20:08
tommy cresta
Oh, also, I'm wearing a blue shirt on the Dean Hith.
01:20:08
Ryan
well
01:20:10
tommy cresta
I thought I had a white undershirt on, but I forgot.
01:20:13
Ryan
It looks fine.
01:20:14
tommy cresta
i don't like I like magic.
01:20:15
Ryan
You're wearing a jersey. and You can't see it.
01:20:16
tommy cresta
You can't see it. But you can see like...
01:20:17
Ryan
You can barely see it.
01:20:17
tommy cresta
there I've set the mic up that would cover it. Yeah,
01:20:21
Ryan
Well, if you wore the tank top like you're growing up, like you said you were growing up.
01:20:23
tommy cresta
yeah but I don't... I feel like that looked like a douchebag.
01:20:25
Ryan
No, you show off little bit. You've been working.
01:20:28
tommy cresta
Yeah, not...
01:20:29
Ryan
You've been working hard.
01:20:30
tommy cresta
Thank you.
01:20:31
Ryan
You're looking fantastic. You got to show off the tattoos too.
01:20:32
tommy cresta
Thank you. I know.
01:20:35
tommy cresta
I know Sam's a whole family got to see all my tattoos this weekend.
01:20:35
Ryan
Nice.
01:20:35
Ryan
Yeah. Yeah.
01:20:38
tommy cresta
That was ah ah a fun conversation to have with a bunch of them.
01:20:38
Ryan
nice
01:20:42
tommy cresta
But yeah, I'm going to recommend...
01:20:47
tommy cresta
The Dark and the Wicked by Sam Bertino. <unk> ah Brian Bertino, I'm sorry. um He's a directed The Strangers. It is a scarier movie than The Strangers in concept, but I like The Strangers more because The Strangers scares me more.
01:21:02
tommy cresta
But across, it's it's much more like jump scare and stuff like that.
01:21:02
Ryan
Okay. Dark and the wicked.
01:21:05
tommy cresta
I think Ryan would really like The Dark and the Wicked. It's on Hulu.
01:21:08
Ryan
See this.
01:21:08
tommy cresta
Very good.
01:21:09
Ryan
Yeah. darken the way this
Social Media Gratitude and Twitch Plans
01:21:11
tommy cresta
But yeah.
01:21:11
Ryan
yeah
01:21:12
tommy cresta
Thank you guys for the continued support.
01:21:12
Ryan
yeah
01:21:13
tommy cresta
Thank you for all the new followers on Instagram. thank you for the support on our posts. Our TikToks, our Twitch streams, everything in between. ah We're going to be having a lot of Twitch streams starting next week because we're going to playing a shit ton of Ready or Not.
01:21:20
Ryan
ah sorry
01:21:27
tommy cresta
yeah
01:21:27
Ryan
Yeah. We're going to kill each other so many times.
01:21:29
tommy cresta
It's going to be so bad.
01:21:30
Ryan
It's going to be me, you, and Connor.
01:21:30
tommy cresta
it's ah Oh, that's going chaos.
01:21:32
Ryan
ands
01:21:32
tommy cresta
Well, Connor's gone until the 12th, and then he goes right to AT the 14th.
01:21:32
Ryan
We're going to get it out of the way, though.
01:21:36
Ryan
wow
01:21:38
tommy cresta
So me you are going to be all upgraded and leveled up by the time he comes back.
01:21:39
Ryan
yeah It's not that much like upgrading. You get everything.
01:21:44
tommy cresta
oh oh really?
01:21:45
Ryan
Yeah, no.
01:21:45
tommy cresta
yeah Oh, shit. Perfect.
01:21:46
Ryan
There's not much.
01:21:46
tommy cresta
know
01:21:47
Ryan
um
01:21:47
tommy cresta
belong in the
01:21:48
tommy cresta
there is There's one place that we can go to just to get out of us first.
01:21:48
Ryan
there is There's one PvP place that we can go to to just get it out of our systems first.
01:21:54
Ryan
So we don't Yeah. No, like, yeah it's like a there's, there's a police station you can walk around to, like, the briefing room.
01:21:57
tommy cresta
one-on-one? Yeah. Really? Oh, yeah, like the training room.
01:22:00
Ryan
they're lock Yeah, there's a training room downstairs you can walk.
01:22:01
tommy cresta
Yeah, there's a training room. Oh, trust me, I've watched my Smitty videos.
01:22:04
Ryan
Yeah, yeah,
01:22:04
tommy cresta
Oh, you can't kill each other the actual game?
01:22:05
Ryan
That's the only place you're allowed to kill each other. Because I, no, you can, but I'm saying games can take, you know, they can be five minutes long or they can be, like, 25 minutes long.
01:22:07
tommy cresta
No, you can't. But I'm saying games can take, you know, they can do five in a song. Oh, yeah, so you don't want to kill each other.
01:22:14
Ryan
So if we kill each other, we're going to get really upset because we're not going to play for 30 minutes.
01:22:16
tommy cresta
And then we have to restart, yeah. And no one's going to watch that.
01:22:19
Ryan
Yeah.
01:22:20
tommy cresta
ah But yeah, thank guys for the continued support.
01:22:20
Ryan
But yeah,
01:22:24
tommy cresta
We should be hearing a back by a lot of these screenplay competitions coming up.
01:22:24
Ryan
show me
01:22:27
tommy cresta
So we should
Screenplay Competitions and Podcast Growth
01:22:28
tommy cresta
have a lot of cool news coming forward.
01:22:28
Ryan
yeah I have to pay you.
01:22:30
tommy cresta
Yes. Oh, dude.
01:22:32
Ryan
of
01:22:32
tommy cresta
I was already a gold member. Come on now. I've been streaming a ton of these. i was really like i smart his student discount
01:22:35
Ryan
i was ready. I'm like, I'll be smart. Get a student discount.
01:22:38
tommy cresta
Gold member, man. I'm ahead of the...
01:22:39
Ryan
well I know gold.
01:22:42
tommy cresta
Because we're a finalist in 22 competitions right now.
01:22:42
Ryan
we
01:22:46
Ryan
Really?
01:22:46
tommy cresta
really Yes.
01:22:46
Ryan
Yes. Do we get any money if we win any of them?
01:22:47
tommy cresta
Do we get any money? Yes.
01:22:49
Ryan
Yes. Really?
01:22:50
tommy cresta
Really? The one's $50,000.
01:22:51
Ryan
like hearing that.
01:22:51
tommy cresta
I like hearing that.
01:22:52
Ryan
And,
01:22:53
tommy cresta
And if we get picked as a finalist, like a top, like because it's like finalists there's like top five. If we were top five for that, we'd go to Atlanta and like, it's like a whole award ceremony.
01:23:05
tommy cresta
That would be cool.
01:23:05
Ryan
that's pretty cool that'd be awesome yeah it'd be nice to be even a little bit positive on this whole podcast thing because we we've sunk money into this yeah you've sunk more than me but i've sunk money too
01:23:06
tommy cresta
That would be pretty cool. lot of, lot of them that were like $1,000, which I mean $1,000 between three of us. little bit so That would be really – we have.
01:23:18
tommy cresta
You've sung more than me. That's We've sung a lot. But, I mean, it seems like it's so it's really starting to pick up I mean, I went looked at our dashboard.
01:23:22
Ryan
like it's going to go well i went the
01:23:26
tommy cresta
We have, like, 20,000 interactions today on Instagram. So we are we're really slowly – because we also got back in a rhythm.
01:23:29
Ryan
you know look we Yeah, we did.
01:23:33
tommy cresta
it We had, like, a year where we didn't, like, find our rhythm.
01:23:34
Ryan
We said, we said Mondays for free Mondays.
01:23:36
tommy cresta
Yeah. we do good We've been really good on them.
01:23:38
Ryan
Let's do Mondays. yes
01:23:39
tommy cresta
Tomorrow I do all like the post-production side of it, and then good to go. But yeah, you guys don't need to hear all this.
01:23:43
Ryan
yeah you
01:23:44
tommy cresta
You're probably bored out of your minds.
01:23:45
Ryan
You know, this is what makes us special.
01:23:45
tommy cresta
This is what makes us special.
01:23:47
tommy cresta
We just keep it real.
01:23:47
Ryan
We just, we keep it real with the people.
01:23:49
Ryan
You know what I mean?
01:23:49
tommy cresta
Yeah, we tell our numbers.
01:23:50
Ryan
Yeah.
01:23:50
tommy cresta
tell you, hey, things are going good.
01:23:51
Ryan
We tell you like, Hey, things are going good. This is fun.
01:23:52
tommy cresta
This is fun.
01:23:53
Ryan
we were broke as shit.
01:23:53
tommy cresta
We're broken shit.
01:23:54
Ryan
We don't make any money from this.
01:23:54
tommy cresta
oh We're also... We're not... We're up to be nominated for the People's Choice that we're currently.
01:24:00
Ryan
know
People's Choice Nominations and Closing Teasers
01:24:02
Ryan
Okay.
01:24:02
tommy cresta
And I think the ballot's open next month. We're up for two this year.
01:24:06
Ryan
Really? so
01:24:07
tommy cresta
So you have to apply to be even accepted.
01:24:08
Ryan
the
01:24:09
tommy cresta
Are those B.J.' 's ladies on there again?
01:24:10
Ryan
Are those bitch ass 80s ladies on there again?
01:24:12
tommy cresta
I think they are going to be.
01:24:12
Ryan
Fuck. They keep kicking my ass every year.
01:24:14
tommy cresta
Fucking 80s ladies.
01:24:15
Ryan
Okay.
01:24:15
tommy cresta
They beat us two years in a So you have to apply, and if you apply, you get accepted.
01:24:16
Ryan
Yeah.
01:24:20
tommy cresta
And then after accepted, there's another round, which is what we just passed. So now we're up that we can be nominated, which is already pretty cool. But it would be really cool if we get nominated for two categories, then we can say the Popcorn Pocket is three-time nominated People's Choice Award, which would be really cool.
01:24:27
Ryan
yeah but
01:24:33
Ryan
be eighty but alright
01:24:35
tommy cresta
80s ladies, we're going to beat you one of these times. It's going to happen. I don't know when. But, yeah, thank you guys so much for tuning in to the episode, and we will see you with our review of Superman. It's the next thing we're going do.
01:24:46
Ryan
sick. Is that next?
01:24:47
tommy cresta
That is next. We see it in three days.
01:24:48
Ryan
Oh, man. I'm excited.
01:24:50
tommy cresta
so yeah.
01:24:51
Ryan
Yeah.
01:24:51
tommy cresta
We'll see you guys then.
01:24:51
Ryan
you Go Phillies.
01:24:53
tommy cresta
Go Fills.