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Animal Kingdom Ep. 29 - Trapped
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Our adventurers find themselves in the pyramid with no way out so they head in to face the beast. Goro is madder then ever and Hava is ignored. Jaxon and Silas are the only ones that see the truth. Its a heavy one so get ready.
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Transcript
Introduction to the Mythical Land
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Our story begins in a far and distant land. A place ruled by houses of sentient animals and mythical creatures. An environment that is forever tipping the scales towards controversy and conflict. Grave danger lies hidden in every tavern, forest and stranger's glance. In this kingdom we will follow a deviant group of adventurers.
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brought together by chance or perhaps by fate. This ragtag group of a tortle, a tabaxi, an otter, and a hound will travel across this great kingdom, fighting their way through the unknown and weaving a powerful destiny.
Podcast Hosts and Characters Introduction
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This is Rolling Across the Pond. Hey everyone, welcome to Rolling Across the Pond. I'm your Jim Jesse. We are doing Animal Kingdom today and
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boy wonder of tomorrow i i don't know it's a bit of a bit of a scatterbrain i prepped for today's session but because i prepped i'm like oh no i can't like my brain's like i have a plan i can't escape from the plan and so i'm trying to escape for the plan
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in my own brain. So I may have an internal conflict during this whole episode, so if you hear me babbling on, that's why. Hence this moment. If he killed somebody, if he killed somebody, and he's nervous about what our reactions are going to be, I buy it. So, I'm Eugene and Jesse. I hope you enjoy this episode. Please, this is amazing. And also, Hava will kill you if you kill your father.
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Just saying. Let's go with Vida. Hi, my name is Vida. I play Hava, a barbarian. Well, he's gonna kill you if you kill your father. No, I totally... He asked us off-screen, or he asked us if he could kill characters, NPCs, off
Character Dynamics and Developments
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-screen. I was like, yeah, you could kill Blaine Joy, because nobody likes her. But don't kill my dad, because I was like, no, you can kill him, because he's actually a bad guy. But like, Hava's not gonna be happy with that.
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but I'm not actually gonna kill Jesse. Hava, on the other hand, will see. Hava will kill you, Jesse. And all your other end people, just gonna have to know. Oh yes, that's right. Starting a new book.
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Yes, hi, this is Lee. I play the amazing, annoying Goro. Everyone loves him. I'm just staying quiet because obviously we've leveled up in the last thing and my jaw dropped because I think I can just break my character at level eight. So yeah, I'm here to be cool and punch stuff and protect Haver and my friends. So let's see how it goes. Because all I did last episode was stand around and cross arms looking like Vegeta from Dragon Ball Z. So let's go.
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Hi, I'm Luke. I'm gonna play a C-list. Glorified NPC, I believe. Yeah! Alright, uh, my girlfriend.
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Hi, I'm Mike. I play Jackson. Maxi Roke. None of me. None of I. I'm a smug look. That's us. We don't have Sam today. He's not feeling too great. So, uh, we're just going to carry on. His character is actually outside of the pyramid anyways, with Caesar. So yeah, he wants to do a quick recap. Wait, I want Caesar with this. We need him.
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Yeah, we do need Cesar. What are you talking about, Jess? Who wants to do a recap?
Session Recap and Mystical Discoveries
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Not me, because I really just stood around. All right, so I will do the recap. We start off with 30, 40 minutes of an hour and a half session of Hava just being like, yeah, so this is an idea. Is it a good idea? Is it a good idea? I think this is a good idea.
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This is a good idea. It's a good idea, right? No, you're going to edit that part out, right, Jesse? We're not including that in the setting. No, it has to all be good. And because that had annoyed the guards at the front of the tent to allow her to escape with also the arrival of, is it Silas, Celas, Bob Hope? What is it? Kind of like Bob Hope.
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He wants us to say Silas, but then he's going to correct us all the time. He wants us to say Silas so that he can correct us every single time.
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Yeah, I'm just playing myself with Silas for just this part for the record, but where French people will call me Luke and other people will call me Luke, which is two different spellings, two different names, but same person, same name.
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Okay, so you can do either. It has been introduced to the game. Luke had rejoined the cast and they and you know he's a wonderful mouse. We'll figure out more about him later. And so you escape your tent master mindingly.
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leaving a few of the wizards behind that you had acquired and then you went to the coffee coffee daggers daggers emporium where Gus had acquired his brother's shop and had combined them both and you enter that you found snickerdoodle
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supposedly. Then you head off to the pyramid and with Caesar's help because of his lineage and whatnot, again, you'll probably have to ask him about it later. He got the rope to the other side of the pyramid. You all...
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zip line thank you down the rope except for Avalon and then to end that time Goro flew in with a natural one flying in to his team and then you heard the and that is where we ended that session with Caesar and Avalon outside of the pyramid
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and the rest of you guys inside the pyramid. Now, you did just level up as well, but you took the damage. And so we're going to get into the session.
Navigating the Dark Pyramid
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So to start this session, where we find you is in the pyramid. Where you're at right now is basically pitch black. And there is no low light. It is literally pitch black. So those who can see in the dark. Yeah, I think I can.
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So, Mike, you can see maybe 10 feet in front of you, but it's gray and super dark instead of your normal vision, your normal dark vision. Let's say in the, yeah, you are trapped in there. You cannot go back. Why do we go to the pyramid again? Caesar, we need you.
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It is pitch black on both sides and all around you. Now, what do you want to do? Can I roll perception with my dark picture? No, Mike! Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice. Why would he do this to me? What an absolute gangster. Got to put in that.
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Yeah, exactly. Congratulations. You now have got the Final Fantasy music after you've rolled out, Rosky. So I will say you can see 20 feet in front of you. So what you see is in front of you, you see a door, like not a door, an archway that continues forward.
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walls on either side of the space. You do see cracks in the walls right and left of you like they're like decently like you probably slip through them but you don't it's like you see the archway in front of you that has a wide like like a number of you can go through those.
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But the other one is like one of the one of you guys can go through them at a time. And that's the right and left and the left of you. You also stay. You see everyone kind of getting up, moving around, destined themselves off, except for Uber. Oh, no. I think Davida just fainted.
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Jess, Jess. You do see Uber, but he's just like letting there. But I'm the only one that sees this. Oh man. Part of me wants to like not tell Goro because I know what he's been through. Hey, you don't have to. And then like, you're like, Oh no, we lost Uber later on. But
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I don't know. That's what you see, Jackson. No, I think I'm going to try and like, we'll walk over to Uber and like, I don't know, I'm closest with Goro. So I'd probably like find Goro and grab him and like walk him over like, Hey, like Uber's not getting up. Like, can we need to check on him? I don't know. Yeah. Do you want to bring him back as a zombie guys? There's no earpiece connected to reader, correct?
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No, not in that, not in that area. Who is with us, just so. So it's Clara, Skinny, and then the rest of you and. And then the corpse. Okay. Goro, PJ. Yes. Clara, Skinny, and Jax. Yes. Okay. So what does Goro say to that? PJ, do you have some healing stuff?
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Do you say that to everyone's in here, Jackson, or? I say it loud enough that I'm sure everyone heard what I'm talking to, Coro. OK, let me see how other people know. Oars, not with us? No.
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Am I the only one that can see in the dark?
Ominous Voice and Strategic Planning
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Yes. Can you? You can. Just normal? Normal dark vision, yeah. But that's 10 feet. Well, then you probably have the same. Right. Oh, yeah, 10 feet. That's what I meant. I can roll for it. You have the same 10 feet, yeah. Yeah. I probably won't do as well as... You could roll an actual 20. I don't. I don't think I need it. It's going to be so good right now. I'm sorry, Gora.
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I'm sorry. I was hoping this wasn't gonna be revealed. I'm gonna let you all know it's not good for any of you right now. It's not gonna be good for anybody right now. There's two ways I can see this going. It's either Goro like goes on a killing rampage right now or... Which she's probably in the perfect place to do that. He wasn't doing that already?
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That's true. So what did he get? Silas? Oh, Dirty 20, but I don't- You do also notice that Uber is not moving at this point, because you've been pointed out. And even if Caesar was here, he couldn't heal him? No. Death is death. So if you guys point out where Uber is, EJ will probably go over and fry you to do something. Can I poke him? Yeah, you can poke him. With pure wounds? Yeah, go for it. Poke him.
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nothing happens okay and you waste the spell slot pj will also try something he has good berries so he'll try probably didn't work because i don't have cure wounds yeah that's also why it didn't work you don't have cure wounds right okay go on over no you can't leave us not yet we need you come back to us does anyone have
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A way to bring him back to life? Is there a spell? Clara, are you a wizard? Wait, no. Are you a stylist? Are you a wiggle wizard? Is there a wizard spell that you can bring him back to life? Don't you have a bunch of wizard friends? Wait, me? I don't know what wizards can do. Can they bring people back to life? Beavers? Zombies have existed in the past.
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entirely possible. Silas is just cold not like unemotional it's just like I don't really know who this is and and I don't know how to help so do your thing. I think uh also PJ also starts just a week is you know Uber's with you been with you guys for a lot so he's literally just letting all his frustrations out. Uber why why did you have to go so soon?
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are there any uh large not large rocks but like i don't know i'm thinking of like trying to like bury him not just like leave him out in the open until
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like uh i mean there's a bit there's some sand so rumble around yeah yeah definitely i mean especially like you yeah because you impacted the wall or not yeah you kind of impacted like side walls and stuff like that so i'm gonna suggest or i'm gonna say like i'm trying to figure out how to work this and not be super cold should we take them with us though? like i think we need to move forward but i
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I think we need to, we need to bury him. Like, I don't think anything's working. We've lost him. Caesar's just on the other side of the wall, and he's like a god. You don't think Caesar could, maybe we can try and open this wall. So I rule of perception.
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I can't go, sorry. From a perception? That'd be more an investigation, but you'd have to do a disadvantage. And then you'd say super-slipper to find the entrance. You can't use your super-slipper to find the entrance. Taking the exit. Oh, 19? So, wait, what are you trying to do here? Oh, that's not disadvantage though. And if you're doing investigation... 12. 12.
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you can feel around in the walls kind of feel the same. You feel a gap here, you feel a gap here, but yeah, it's pretty like, it's not like flush. There are some breaks in the walls and stuff like that. Well, she's doing that. I'm going to walk up to Goro and kind of, I don't know, try and put a paw on his shelf and see what his reaction will be. I'm prepared to get punched in the face, Goro. I understand.
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No, um, Mike Gore is just having flashbacks of when he lost Leaf in the fight that Uber helped him with in the journeys he's gone with. And he's just like shook. He's like visibly shook as much as he'd lost. Probably not Leaf, but like, I can't feel anything at the moment. I'm just standing there, just confused. Like, I've killed someone else. And we lost him in the same spot as Leaf. Like, Leaf is probably fine. Leaf's... Oh, I shouldn't think that Jesse's gonna make us find his body later.
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Yeah, this is like, um, Vietnam flashbacks right now. This is, this is not good for God. This is not good. I'm like, he must think this place is like cursed. While you guys are going through this, you, you do feel a breeze and you hear, uh, hmm. Wow. Who do we have here? Wait, what are you, who's that?
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you? Oh, so there are some that live. Who are you? Hello? Is this coming from the archway? Yeah, it's coming. You can you can feel like, like, kind of like a breath is being taken. Gosh, where's the smoke? And you can and then you hear the vibrations through the stone. That's where and so you know, it's going forward. So you've made it. You must be here to kill me.
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Who are you? Delina's first reaction just talked to everyone. This is
Hava's Battle with Skeletons
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amazing. She just talks to everybody.
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Don't, don't, don't mind the menacing thunderous... It's okay, I'm very positive if she ever gets sneak attacked and like, there's a knife in her side, she's just gonna be like, hey, what's your name? Oh, why am I bleeding? Why am I going? Oh, oh, Truzy. You can't sneak attack me, I've got danger, son. There we go. So, and then, and then she says,
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Well, I can see that you are formidable, as you do not fear my voice. And you do hear a change in his way speaking to you. Dad, who are you? Oh. Intimidation. Can I roll intimidation? Yeah, go for it. Haver is a ball of emotion right now. Oh, I'm gonna go for rage pretty soon, guys. Pretty soon. This isn't justification for rage. I don't know what would be. 11.
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No, not even close. Lee slash Coro, is he more angry or more sorrow? A bit of both. I'd say both. He's like mixed emotions. Okay. No, that's fine. That's fine. That helps. Okay. Because he's returned to the scene of a crime and something else has happened. Like he is not in a good place. Then he says, ah, well, if you must come and kill me, come and find me.
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Is that our goal right now? Are you saying that to me? I'm asking a team here. I can't remember what our goal was when we got into this. Well, Caesar said he wanted to find a way to stop the effects of the pyramid spreading, because I think Caesar said, if the sand keeps spreading, it will just take out everything.
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Yeah, sure. That's how you interpreted it, how that's how you interpret it. Cesar said, stop it, but we don't know what that entails. We need to investigate the pyramid to make sure that what's in there is not going to destroy the world. I was hoping for a giant plug, then we could just start this end, but it looks like there's more to it than that.
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a switch, a lever. Yeah. I was waiting for something like that. That's what I was waiting for. I was just like, Oh, okay. We'll turn the off button. There we go. Fun it done. But no, it's something else now. I'm going to take initiative with all this grieving to create a grave for, for Uber. And, uh, I'm going to suggest that we move on. Roll me investigation. Okay. Come and find me. Just wait one second. One second. One second. And it's very a friend here. Roll investigation.
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You're not gonna believe me. It's in that toy. You're looking at Uber, you're sizing him up, you're, you know, being respectful, obviously. And you see skeleton and here, you see a skeleton foot there, you see a head of a skeleton, another part, but you finally find a place where there's no other bodies, no other beings around. And you can dig the best spot for him. And also you do, it is perfectly fine.
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It's spacious. It doesn't look like it's uncomfortable. It's really good.
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but only you can tell that it's really good. I know, I'm like, nobody else knows what I just made. Anyone else you can see in the dark, Ken? Like standing in the dark. I mean, even then, he still sees it in like gray. So it's like, it's just whatever. He's like, why are you taking so long to find the spot? You know, like Jackson's like, oh, there's already a body here. Oh yeah, another body. Okay, there's another body here. All right, I'll keep that in mind.
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I'm going to does anybody want to say a few words about Uber before we move on before we continue in our quest? I will say some words and she glares down the hallway because she knows that there's a ominous being lurking and she says Uber was a good beaver.
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He was a friend to all and he always was there for us even when we didn't remember that he was there. He gave us joy and brought a light heart to the dark times. He went crazy and beefed up like a crazy werebeaver when we needed him the most. He converted some animal to a werebeaver
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Is that what you said? I mean, Garo, something like that, but somebody, when they became aware, beaver, we just remember you, Uber, and we swear to avenge your death by attacking the evil vengeful spirit. And all you hear is like a, like a, hello? Hello? Are you still there? Are you gonna come, are you gonna come kill me?
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Hello. I actually can't hear you. Uh, just to let you know that I, I know this is really awkward. I've said all these things. Um, I'm just waiting for you to, to come to me. He's lying. I guess he is. Sorry. Yeah. So, okay. I rip a little bit of bandana that.
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leaf gave me and put it on there. I stand up, I turn, I apologize to everybody. And then I immediately just hit where do it. So when, how the voice is doing, I'm assuming it just echoes down a corridor. Yeah. Cool. Yeah. Without telling the group, I just turn and start walking towards it. Like I'm just, I'm just gone. Like, well, with the natural 20.
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like I see you guys girls leaving like we need to follow him let's go let's move forward
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With the natural 20 Jackson, I think I will give you an extra 10 feet. Like your eyes have adjusted pretty well. You can see 20 feet in front of you. Okay. If it gets it, 20 feet with gray, 10 feet, you can see pretty well. I can also pull out my torch. You can do if you want. Don't fainite also. You've had a torch this whole time? I have 10 torch. Does fainite not have darkvision?
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Oh yeah and I have the first ever flashlight too. The grief has struck us hard. All right Alexa turn down the lights.
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Exactly. I'll light one and give it to Goro. I'll light one, give it to Silas, and I'll take one as well. He's not going to give one to Jackson though. Well, he can see in the dark. I'm going to, yeah, I'll refuse it. I'll be like...
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We only need three torches for a group of, what, six? So you head down the corridor area, and you can see with the torches, probably all of them. And just out of curiosity, how far can I see? It's just 10 feet in front of me? Well, now you can see probably, actually, even a little bit of this. 50 feet? Yeah. You can see the normal 50 feet.
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I saw 50 feet, but that was something else. I was looking at the torches, and I thought I could see how much light it gave me, but I did not write that down. So I was telling the handbook. Well, I just estimated through that. Now you walk into this room, I want you to roll perception. Goro, I would assume you're not necessarily stopping, and so I would say you don't roll perception, but the rest, if you want to, you can roll perception, but that will actually slow you down from
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I'm just I'm following the voice like he's he's in it I would say it just a days of anger sorrow mixed emotions like literally doesn't want to be here but he's like we've got a job to do I'm just gonna try and focus on this and screw if stuff hits me stuff hits me but I need to just yeah see what the hell I'm going straight but I'm also using my danger sense okay and danger sense does it go against traps as well yes okay and that gives you dex save with advantage right
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Advantage on that save deal. Yeah. Okay. Thirteen. Yeah. What's advantage because you can see if you're actually taking the time to look. Yeah. Thirteen. Thirteen. Okay. There is a tile that looks very different. It's a top right next to the next archway that leads you to, it's like the only tile that's different color in the middle. Like the one that we passed. Yeah. Like the one that you were on.
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Okay. I'm probably going to walk around that. Did anybody step on it? Well, this is the thing. I think because you didn't care, Oro, I need you to roll a d20 for me. Let's say 10 and above, you didn't. And one to nine, you did. So it's a luck check? Yeah, technically. So is this a deck save?
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no no no you're literally just walking and to see where you put your foot 18 18 so you didn't you didn't step on it all right or hava you said you also were not checking you just walked so do the same for me i rolled eight
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Well, let's say. Does she get advantage with that? No. Cause she wasn't looking. She was just walking. Okay. Not with that. What was it? Trap sense or whatever? No, it's only, it only applies when there's deck saves involved. Okay. Okay. And so you step on it, Hava. And in that the wall in front of you slides forward and the wall behind you slides forward.
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Did Goro make it past the wall then? The Goro made it past the wall. The rest of us are trapped between these walls. But you can go, so in front of you and behind you, but you can go left. Okay. So Goro's alone. Goro is alone going forward and that, well, you have a torch still. Yeah. I'm going to, I'll roll perception to see if I can open it, open the wall or figure out how to open it. Wouldn't necessarily be perception at this point. It'd probably be an investigation or insight maybe.
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Thirteen. Thirteen in sight. You recognize you stepped on something because the pressure changed underneath you. Yeah. So if I step on it again, just open. Do you do that? Yeah. No, nothing happens. Okay. I step on all the stones around it. Nothing happens. You trying to recreate the big keyboard scene. Yeah. Everybody else is watching the Harvard to do this little dance around the stones. Yeah. You're all the torches.
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But I thought you said there was like a wall between us. No, no, there's a wall between you guys and Goro by himself. I'm going to shout it, have a, have a, we have to go this way. There's no time to look around. Oh goodness. We shouldn't separate. I'm going to use my, I guess I'm going to a rage and I'm going to use my strength to try and knock this wall down. Okay. Yeah. Singing is monster.
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So you go into a rage. Goro, do you wait? No, I'm still going, dude. Okay, so you're still going? I'm in a blind, like, yeah, I'm not in a good place, like I'm zoning everywhere. So you see in the next room, Goro, basically to your right and to your left are different openings, but in front of you is blocked.
00:28:51
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Okay. So I just call out to the voice, like, if you want someone to slay you, I'm here. Are you getting a response? I just bet you wait
Navigating Traps and Foes
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there. Yeah, I just wait. And then I kind of mutter to myself just looking and going like, fucking wizards. I literally, every time I talk to a wizard, it doesn't work out. So it's just like, they're just like, right, what do I do now? And so Davida rolling attack.
00:29:16
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Is there a large stone though, like that I could tip over to try and break the other, or like something like that that I can use to- Roll investigation. 19. 19, yeah, there's a pretty decent stone that kind of looks like the same material of the stone in front of you. So if I, I'm gonna try and push that down then, like to knock down the wall. Okay, rolling attack. Okay. Okay, that hits. Do I, okay, yeah.
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And with the big rock, I would say you can roll the d10. Two. Okay, you scratch off a bit. Oh, no, I didn't. Sorry, I didn't add my attack. Yes, it's your strength. That's two. Yes. So you scratch it with the stone, but the stone itself breaks.
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I'm going to yell to the voice as well, just be like, if you open this door, let us through. I can provide glory, riches, fame, whatever you desire. And I'll roll up persuasion. Roll up persuasion. It's 21. You get no response. You can't hear me.
00:30:26
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I bet you he's just on a Tanoi. That's all he's on. Like literally he's like in a supermarket, like playing up on R5 plays, but really you can't see anything. Okay. I'm going to just perception check and then run and go left. Okay. You're going to go left. Okay. So you're going to go left. Let me. 13. So you're going to go through the arch there and then, all right. Is everybody else following her? Yes.
00:30:51
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Okay, and let's just say you get to it. Are you just gonna keep going until you get into a wall? Yeah. Okay. I'm following herself. So you guys keep going. And also I rolled 13 to look for traps. Okay. Again, you see at the very bottom where you see a stop on right in front of you, there's another similar stone to the top. That's the other one that I set down.
00:31:19
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Yeah. It's very similar to the one you stepped on before. While they're doing this Goro, which one do you choose? Or you just wait there continuously? Obviously they've, they, I have no idea where they've gone, but is there any light? There's, there's no like light on either side. Well, you have a light and they have a light. Okay. So there's like, there's no specific way that's lit or anything. It's just like a dark pyramid. Dark pyramid. Cool. What would leaf do? Probably go after the shiny things.
00:31:47
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Is there any like, I'm assuming there's this guy had a voice. So I'm assuming he might wander around this place. Can I just have a look around on the floor for any tracks or anything or anything that's been moved in a certain direction? Oh yeah. Role investigation with disadvantage. Oh no, just a flat investigation. Cause you had the torch. Yeah. Goro got an eight. It's sand. Yeah. It's a bit of a mixture of stone and sand.
00:32:14
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Okay, you know what I'll do? I'll put my torch in the ground and I'll sit cross-legged and start to meditate. Okay. That's what I'll do. I have an idea. Great. Now, as you guys continue to move, Goro, some time passes. They walked all this way. The torch in front of you, and you also feel this, but it blows to the left.
00:32:42
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okay sure like like the the flames are flickering to the left okay so i'll um stand up after meditating for a short time period because i was just waiting for something to happen but it's not going to happen obviously so i'm all good
00:32:57
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Yeah. Uh, I'll go left then, Jess, if you want. Okay. So you are going left. Okay. Yeah. I'm following where the wing goes. Yeah. Sure. Sure. Yeah. What's the worst thing that can happen guys? Okay. So the scene of the crime, this is all bad anyway. So, and then to your left again, it is a wall and to your right, there's more corridor.
00:33:18
Speaker
Now, the other guys, you guys, so what are you doing when you hit that little stock arch? I mean, it's walls in front and walls to the left, right? Well, yes, walls in front and walls to the left. I mean, I would assume we're going to continue to the right. Sure. Do you want to do anything with? I mean, Davida's in the lead. Watch out for the stone on the ground also.
00:33:42
Speaker
Great, great. Do you do you all watch out or do you just carry on? I think we turn right and I'm going to roll for peace perception. Investigation. Investigation to the right. Can I look right? Investigation. Yep, that's nine. Nine. Yeah, you didn't say anything. Nine. You don't see anything of its significance. Perception or investigation.
00:34:11
Speaker
It depends on what you're doing. Are you just looking around or are you looking for something? Well, I was just looking around. Oh, then you should have rolled perception, but either way, it's bad. It's the same. Close. My perception is 17. 17. Yeah. I mean, just looks like a normal corridor that has like a bend in it. I don't see traps though. No more traps. Okay, keep going.
00:34:36
Speaker
Okay. So you head down that way and let's just say you stop there because they're like, I'll just, okay. There is an arch to your left and then there's a wall in front of you. But as of right there, we will go back to Goro and where are you going? Also you hear, well, I'm hoping you're still alive. Can't wait to meet you.
00:34:59
Speaker
I'm very excited now. I'm, you know, I don't, is it one, is it two, is it seven, is it nine? I just, I'm impressed that you got through my sand. He sounds like he's like, like how many plates should I prepare? I'm so excited. I'm really worried about this guy. This guy seems like he's a few fries sure of a happy meal. So I'll just, I'll just order a pizza. Don't worry. Yeah, exactly. I think we'll be all right. Right. That's why you get that vibe off. All right. This is gonna be too soon, but is Uber Eats gonna come?
00:35:29
Speaker
Weee! Too soon, bruh. Too soon. Papa's just gonna yell out again. I'm sorry. Yeah, go ahead. I'm just gonna yell out again. Who are you? Okay. And that is all. That's it. That's nothing. Can I tell what direction that voice is coming from? Or is it just booming everywhere now? It's the same. It's coming from the same direction the breath is coming from.
00:35:55
Speaker
Cool. I'll just keep following it. Okay. Yep. Mindless drone. So you hit, there is an arch with a staircase in front of you. To your right, there's a wall and to your left, there's more path. Let's go up the stairs. What's the worst thing that can happen? All right. You go up the stairs. I gotta stop saying that. Something bad's going to happen. Something bad is going to happen to me. I'm already in a place where I do not want to be.
00:36:21
Speaker
Right, so while Cora goes up the stairs, what are you guys doing? I'm going to roll perception, I guess, just looking around around the corner. OK, 16, because we're at a corner, right? Yeah, I mean, if you guys are there, I'll show you what it is. Basically, it's just another stairs, but the stairs have been broken and there's nothing in front of us, I guess, or stairs is what's in front. No, sorry. So the right of us, I guess.
00:36:51
Speaker
There's only only the same tile that you saw before. OK, so just a broken set of stairs. Yep, just a broken set of stairs. How far is the unbroken part above it? And Davida, how far can you jump? Like 90 feet high. Oh, 90 feet. I guess basically just the bottom, bottom part of the staircase is there. 90 feet, geez. That's like 10 stories, bro. It's only 50 feet.
00:37:19
Speaker
It looks 90, I would say. The angle makes it look 90. It's not that high, but it's basically just the bottom half now that's there. The rest of it's gone. We're going to keep going straight then. You can't go straight. There's nothing there. We're at a dead end, apparently. It just stares. I kind of want to step on that stone. I mean, we're at a dead end, right? We've followed the only path, right? There haven't been any other turns. I did kind of swim down that hallway. There may have been a turn.
00:37:49
Speaker
Was there a turn in the hallway? Jesse? There was no turn in the hallway. OK. Like, I don't think so. But step on the stone. Let's go for it, see what happens. Wait, which stone are you stepping on? The one nearest to you. The one nearest to us, yeah. Nothing happens that you know. Did we notice the other stone? Yes, yeah, you saw the other stone. Yeah, because Davida said not to step on it. Maybe that opened that other door. So I'm going to run back and see if I can open the one. Are you just running back?
00:38:20
Speaker
Are you just running back not paying attention You just like I'm going directly back. I know I'll tell them I'm gonna go go look and see that door was open and then I'm in a roll for perception and that was a 15 So or that the trap you read notice the stone Yes and
00:38:46
Speaker
Let's say, I'm speeding this up because I have to get back to Goro, but you, the perception, you notice some skeletons starting to move. No, the ones that are down the hallway towards back after you pass the
00:39:08
Speaker
Okay, so I pass the skeletons, I notice them moving, and I keep going. No, no, you don't pass the skeletons. You are passing, like you as you pass the stones. As I pass them, I keep going, is the door open. So what I did was activate the skeletons. Got it. Okay, so I'm going to run back, sneak fast, sneak, I'm going to sneak past the skeletons. Where?
00:39:33
Speaker
back to where where are you gonna hide from this I'm going to use my pants tippy toes tippy toes if they can't see me I can't see that right okay are they staring at cover my face they're just like what is she doing so they've come into the hallway by now or like they're they are animating themselves and how many are there there's a
00:40:02
Speaker
Are you still in rage, Amanda? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm like, you're not. You're not in rage. It's the last minute. She's I think she's I think we've got to make sure I thought I could get away with it. I thought, you know, we had done that hallway pretty fast. Oh, did you? Did you? Yeah. Yeah, because in real time. Yeah.
00:40:29
Speaker
No, you're not in range. This is not helping us out all the time. How many skeletons? So, there's about 29 skeletons. That's a lot. They're coming up from the sand. Stones. If only we had a bird right now, that would be great. Hold on, why aren't you ever like...
00:40:52
Speaker
That's tight. Silence, Jackson, what would you like to do while Hava is running back? I'll just, I will shout out. Do we see? Skeletons, I'm in trouble. I was gonna ask, do we see the skeletons? They're coming along. Well, no, no, I mean like running back to the top first, because that takes some time. She doesn't just do it, and you guys are just sitting there like taking your feet. That's so insane, but while she was running back, the skeletons were moving and animating. Do we see this happening? You do not see it in that area, no.
00:41:22
Speaker
Okay. So we're oblivious. Uh, I can like climb, right? I guess. Yeah. Like I can't carry who's with us. Skinny and Clara and Silas are big. Clara on top of any, I will say, I'm like, I carry Silas. I want you to roll history for me. Both of us.
00:41:52
Speaker
Just Silas. Oh, just me. That's my history score. 16. You remember from kind of like your older brother and you would go about
00:42:05
Speaker
kind of like so young, so young. Your brother took you to a very similar situation. Sand was erupting. Pyramid was there. And your brother said, we're creating this world. And he says, but there's a monster in there. We need to keep him in there. Keep us safe. And that's all you remember. Does that help climbing?
00:42:35
Speaker
just just all the stuff that's going on you're I'm just so are you guys going to try and climb over well no I I was more asking like who could I carry up if I oh right okay you could probably carry Silas actually he's a mouse I could carry Silas but I can't carry skinny or could load trying skinny
00:43:02
Speaker
Clara could probably climb herself as well. Clara should climb Uber. Uber's gone. Sorry, I meant to go with PJ. PJ? Oh yeah, yeah, Clara could go with PJ. Yeah. Or vice versa, whatever. So, I mean, I'm gonna try and climb like the broken stairs on the walls. Okay.
00:43:25
Speaker
with the rope and like have skinny hold it as I climb up. Silas, you want to come with me or you want to wait for the rope? I'll be like, whatever, shoulder in your bag or whatever. And I'll just be like talking to you, be like, ah, there's probably a monster here. And I'll also be like,
00:43:42
Speaker
helping you with perception, being like, oh, yeah, you grew up there and there just to say that. Cool. So you get help. Yeah, just help action. So roll athletic. Do you want to do athletics or dexterity? Acrobatics, whatever. I'm going to go athletics. That's with advantage. Oh, with advantage. You're welcome. Did you roll a one?
00:44:11
Speaker
Yeah. The second one was 19. No, no, no, not there. Not there. Not there. 25. So you, you make it up with the, with the wrong. With you, like, exactly. You make it, you make it to the top at the same, not the same time, maybe a little bit,
00:44:40
Speaker
before this.
00:44:41
Speaker
Goro, you see where you are, wide open space. It's practically, looks kind of like, not a sewer system, but like, it's stones everywhere, but it's super, it's empty. The stone is a bit more dry. The only thing that's practically visible is this snake that's like,
00:45:11
Speaker
coiled and um yeah you don't see a head to this snake but you see it coiled in the center of this room giant or is it like it's giant it's like like the height of one vibes like you're far from you're far from aladdin exactly far aladdin resident evil giant viper live in the dream just what i want to see dad i'm not afraid of snakes
00:45:36
Speaker
Yeah, so you see that. As you see that, you also hear, no, no, no, not there, not there, not there. And then you see Jackson kind of coming out from the floor as well. Cool. That's Davida made it back to the end of the hallway. So now, as you've been climbing for a while, Davida, you have turned and seen these 29 skeletons and you shouted, Skeletons!
00:46:05
Speaker
The skeletons are coming. There's a lot of them. And I'm running through them, bowling right through them. Oh, really? I need so many initiatives. I need initiative right now. Oh, gosh. He just said disengage. And you see them all different sizes. Not like a. I'm grabbing like five marbles out of my bag. OK, great. That's what you're going to do. But you have to roll initiative.
00:46:35
Speaker
Oh, and I'm going into a rage as well. Okay. Going to a rage. Yeah. I mean, you can use a bonus action.
00:46:46
Speaker
So listeners, just so you can tell you the score, there is one haver, 29 skeletons, and she's raging. And we'll do Cleave as well. So if you kill a skeleton, the damage that would have gone to that skeleton will go to the next skeleton.
00:47:08
Speaker
So, so it's like, like, kind of like a splash damage, but not necessarily splashed, but we'll do it that way. Yeah. A skeleton explodes and his arm takes out another skeleton's head. That's amazing. Bones everywhere. Just to let you know, listeners as well, if Hava completes this, this means she has the biggest body count ever in an episode. She already does have the biggest count. That's what I'm saying. She's just adding a casual almost 30 to it. Like just casually, you know,
00:47:36
Speaker
So you're the first one you pull out. So you pull out, you pulled out number one, that's number 10. I'm literally waiting for the one that's just instant napalm. I'm glad I climbed up when I did. Nine. Like collateral damage is going to be. Skinny climb up, climb up. I literally have a visual like she's trying to capture a Pokemon. Thirteen. Thirteen. Okay. And she's failing and just throwing all the best balls she has to catch like Mewtwo or something.
00:48:05
Speaker
Oh, we have a master ball left, but I have to get this Pidgey. I have to get this Pidgey. 18. So it was 18, 13, 10, and one. Was there another one? I just pulled five. One, two, three. Number one, number nine, number 10, 13, and 18. Number nine. That's what it was, Sam. There we go. That's the one with the small black dot on it. That's the only one.
00:48:32
Speaker
That's the only one I've looked at in the past. Right. So, so those are the five you have out. I'm trying to be very fair. I'll have an HP. Immediately.
00:48:43
Speaker
As you see one of them form, they disappear. It stumbles out. It tops out from the floor and stretches backwards. It just push forwards, gets pushed backwards, and somebody stabs it, and it falls back to the ground. They rolled in that one. They rolled in that one. I'm just getting rid of it. That was just one of them.
00:49:11
Speaker
I didn't take out five with him. No, just that one. There's a lot of skeletons in a small quarter. I'm just saying. Yeah. Let's just say 15 go before Hava and 14 go after Hava. Hey. All right, start rolling. But you killed one. Oh, right. Sorry. I need to redo my... Oh, the one. That's why I was counting. So the one after Hava, so it's only 13 that go after you.
00:49:39
Speaker
All right, let me start. So I'm going to roll. So I'm going to roll. So like you see like like different sizes of different animals there and they don't necessarily have like armor. It's most of them are just skeletons. Maybe one has like like an arm plate or chest plate. None of them have helmets here. Some of them have swords. Some of them don't have swords. Hey, did did Skinny hear her?
00:50:07
Speaker
Oh yeah, Skinny definitely heard you run. Would Skinny go and help? That's his role. Yeah, Skinny heard you, but is like, I don't know. I'm holding this rope. I need to stay here. Well, the rope can tangle. You were climbing as she shouted. Skinny's not going. Actually, did Clara make it up as well?
00:50:31
Speaker
Oh, Clara like asked you, she like, and did like a flip. So before you saw Jackson, you see Clara like pop up there and she's like, hey babe, skeleton one who doesn't have a weapon hits you for. Wait, does he get it though? Yes. Hits you for. Well, how do you know? Do you know my armor class? And we're all in natural 20.
00:50:59
Speaker
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Let me take it back. I don't see your, you know, any of your things. So what is your armor class? I'm sorry. Let me see if it hits. 21. 29. 25,000. But I'm partially hidden because I'm behind.
00:51:26
Speaker
I'm partially hidden because of all the bones in front of me. It's used for six damage, okay? Keep going. The next one hits four, three damage. The next one hits three damage. And this is halved because it's... Oh yeah, because you are raging. And that was four.
00:51:55
Speaker
Are you doing them half damage them? No, no, no. That wasn't half damage. It was full damage. Okay. Fixed damage. Another hit for another three damage. Another hit for two damage. And I think that's it. Miss 12 damage. Holy crap. I'm so glad that I don't rage. I haven't got issues. She's always raging.
00:52:21
Speaker
Actually, Rita rages as well. What have you all got raging, raging people? Bearing crazy people? Okay, we're fine. We're fine. Okay, now it's my turn. I'm going to look at my dice. I mean, my marbles. Okay. What does number one have on it? I will tell you right now, I was very generous before, but you are mid-combat right now. I will give you two marbles to look at, and then it's another animal's turn.
00:52:50
Speaker
Oh, I see. So it's like an action to look at it. Yes. It's basically what I'm saying is you're going to use one of your actions to look at the next one. So you have one action, kind of like a free action to look at one. A free action to look at one. And then you have to use your action to look at the second one, but that's your turn.
Revelation: Pyramid's Secret
00:53:13
Speaker
Right. I mean, you can move, obviously, but that's your turn. OK.
00:53:17
Speaker
I will look at number one. Number one, it looks like a flame. Oh, man. Do I run through and then throw it? If I look at one more marble, I will still have the ability to throw something. No, you will be able to run. That's it. I'm going to use my attack to throw the flame ball marble.
00:53:43
Speaker
You are essentially casting Fireball. Yeah, there we go. She's just throwing the explosion behind her so she can walk away like a badass. Yeah, so while she's running away, she just throws it behind, not seeing where it is, but so she can do a cool pose. That's totally what I did. I just tossed it behind me. I think it's 68 damage.
00:54:09
Speaker
6d8. Oh, g8. 6d8. I heard 68 too. So, no, this is this. No, I'm not gonna lie. When you are a wizard and you learn fireball, it becomes pretty much a nuclear. No, 86. I'm sorry. 86. 86?
00:54:30
Speaker
Three. Three. One. Four. Five. One. Two. Two. Six. Do I double any of that? I can't remember. No. Twenty-four. Twenty-four damage to all of them, basically. And so you kind of do that. You run through them. You get a few firsts and up distance. You just toss it and you continue walking.
00:55:00
Speaker
and clear the way. Only dreams in front of you. Only dreams and shattered bones everywhere. I love it. I figured these guys were pretty low level, so I took them all out then. Yeah. Okay, viewers, there's another 29 corpses or whatever you want to call them that have been added to the body count of Hava. And so you see Skinny holding the rope for the guys. Yeah, I kind of like it.
00:55:30
Speaker
Actually, skinny's holding the rope for skinny at this point because it's tied up at the top. What's going on up top? Well, we saw Goro, right? Yes, you guys see Goro. Yeah. Do I see the snake as well? Yeah. Yeah. OK, I'm going to. Can I hide? Well, no. OK. No, I don't know. I had Goro. I'm just kidding. Yeah. Well, what do we see?
00:55:53
Speaker
Two questions about the environment. He's not asleep in the game, correct? He looks like he's going down there. The snake? You see a snake. You don't know if it's asleep. Can I roll an insight on that or investigation? And the thing in the top left corner is a button, correct? It's a different stone. Nobody's mentioned a button. Just different colored stone. Is this area well lit? Like there's torches around? No torches.
00:56:23
Speaker
Was it going to say it was Insight? Yes. Would I be able to find anything with a 28? I don't know. You notice that this is not alive, that the head of it is not there. Even though it shows it on the picture, but it's not. It's just not even there or it's not connected? Yeah, the head's not there. Somebody ate this head. This way, set up.
00:56:49
Speaker
Somebody got hungry. Can I poke it? Yeah. Just to see if it has bones. I mean, it's mostly muscle, but yeah. I don't think it does have bones. Okay. I'm just making sure that. Were you looking to see if you like shed it? I just, just seeing if like, since there's already skeletons here, if, if the main antagonist is just a giant stink skeleton, but I should just be a bone devil. So trying to avoid that. I'm going to walk over to Goro and also
00:57:19
Speaker
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00:58:41
Speaker
You know, this is great now, but we're going to get into combat. Let's get used to this, Mike. You have not played for a while and you're getting all these great roles. I'm fine with this, mate. We started the episode, we're killing out one of our beloved characters. So screw Jess, a hundred percent. Like I'm a hundred percent want to murder everything. If anything, he throws at me today.
00:59:00
Speaker
you notice along with the stone that's different color you notice that there's like these these smaller archways and then so there's a wall but then even in that there's like a vent at the bottom that shows you a different room on the other side like this is like smaller arches that have like
00:59:24
Speaker
really tight bars, so you can't necessarily squeeze through them, but you can see through it. What did you say? I said I was going to ask if Silas could squeeze through it. You rolled perception. What? You rolled perception. I can't give you that information. I think within that 20 you should be able to do anything. I told him what the natural 20 he could see.
00:59:48
Speaker
So there's a room on the other side of there, but it looks small. How can I not gauge size? What? Do I have to go investigate? Insight, probably, or investigating. Okay. I'm going to, after seeing that, I'm going to walk over and investigate. As you walk over. And avoid that tile on the floor. Good job, Mike, on that front. Avoiding that tile.
01:00:11
Speaker
Yeah. With the perception, he would have seen it. Yeah. With the perception, you're fine. I didn't expect you to sit. Yeah, with a nat 20, he just casually cartwheels over it, doesn't he? Exactly. No, even better. He like almost touches it many times. Like he's like intentionally trying to dance. Yeah, he's got like DDR dancing around it.
01:00:34
Speaker
straight up it's like that scene in oceans 12 with break dancing but it's over the same bit so you get closer and you immediately as you get closer hear and smell and feel breath and coming from the notes rotten it's so rotten so you look with investigation or yeah inside whatever
01:01:01
Speaker
That'd be investigation, right? Yeah. Or is it insight? Either one. Tell me. I'll let you use either. All right. Investigation is six. It's really dark in the other room. It's dark for sure. Do you want me to take away your dark? No, because I'm able to.
01:01:19
Speaker
The stench of the other room is blocking your senses. Sure. All right. I'll walk back to everybody else and be like, wow, it stinks over there. It's like, it smells like death. And as you say that, you hear, hello? Hello? Is it coming from those vents?
01:01:40
Speaker
Yeah. Did you say my breath stank? I mean, dude, have you heard of TikTok? I have not eaten for over a century. Probably haven't seen a dentist in that long either. I was literally going to make the joke if he hasn't eaten, I bet he needs to take a real big poo. And that's why he's got bad breath. But I don't want to say. I'm just joking with you, buddy.
01:02:04
Speaker
I don't want to like, piss him off. I don't know, roll? Persuasion? Persuasion? All right. Where are you? Oh, yeah, three. I didn't persuade him. Well, are you the one here to kill me then?
01:02:22
Speaker
game goes first the vibes were actually just like should I just continue this conversation or is yep 100% okay we don't necessarily want to kill you but we want to stop whatever is happening outside what is happening outside there's some sand and it's like destroying stuff and killing people well this is my land why why wouldn't do that what is your name I don't need to tell you that
01:02:51
Speaker
I'm just, I'm trying to be friendly. I don't care. Okay. Anybody else got some ideas? I'm climbing the rope. Yes, sure. You can be, you can be up. I would say you can be up. I'm up the rope. Yeah. I don't. Yeah. You don't need to roll for that. It's fine. I was like the Venus. It's fine. Everyone is up there now. You want to talk to the person? I'm coming. I'm on my way. I made it. I haven't made anything. Yeah. Yeah. You're up. You're up. You are there. Cool.
01:03:21
Speaker
Today, I should have seen those skeletons when we were crazy. What's happening? Well, you see, I don't know who you are, but this thing has insulted me. Are you here to kill me? Oh, sorry. I was just thinking about deadberries. Who are you? I don't need to answer to you either. I'm asking the questions. Not anymore. Not that I'm here.
01:03:49
Speaker
You better tell us everything, what your name is, why you're here, what's happening, and how to stop you. I literally love how Hava asked him, how do I kill you? I think that's the funniest thing I've ever heard. She's good. She's getting used to this. She's getting used to this heroic, like, role. I love it. Also, while this is happening, Silas, I want you to roll history again with advantage. Go on. That was my good entertainment video. That was only a six for intimidation.
01:04:18
Speaker
And so with that, he says, excuse me, you will feel mine. And with that, you see the pyramid walls start shifting and you start again seeing these skeletons come from the walls around you and like tombs are being broken out. And
Battle and Inspiration
01:04:43
Speaker
as well, something starts to uncoil around Silas.
01:04:49
Speaker
Hey, Uber, can I have a good berry with it? Uber's not there. Sorry, PJ. I keep on saying the wrong name. I'm sorry. PJ, can I have a good berry? I don't know how much does that feel like. I don't want one. Not yet. Come on. He's looking around and he's seeing all these skeletons, especially a giant snake coming alive. I'm just going to grab one out of his bag. I'm just going to grab one out of his bag while he's tapping.
01:05:15
Speaker
Silas, what did you roll for out of history? 19. With that, it goes kind of back to that same memory, but it fills in the blank and it said, you know, he said, your brother doesn't say this. There's a monster that lives here. He does say, you know, we are creating this land. We are bringing new life to this place. This is a necessity. This is for those who live here.
01:05:40
Speaker
those who can live here live here and he says we need to get rid of whatever of the dragon that is inside there that lives and basically he we've tricked him to create this land this part of the land so that others may come and live and
01:06:02
Speaker
and breathe and read and prosper, but it comes to cost those who touch his sands right now, as long as his pyramid stands, die unless they have some sort of godly inheritance, or not godly inheritance, some sort of wizard, high wizard inheritance.
01:06:23
Speaker
Now all I can remember or all I can think of and he kind of drones on about other things as he does, you know, all the better. He's basically like, he tells you it's a dragon and that he needed to capture it somehow for the land to be safe.
01:06:44
Speaker
Yeah, relaying that to everyone around me. It's like, oh yeah, Dragon. I want everyone to roll Wisdom Save. Oh, I'm so unfortunate. Goro with Advantage. Hmm. Plot thickens with me right now. Wait, do I get, I don't... Is it a surprise attack? Because if it is, I get... No, surprise attack.
01:07:06
Speaker
30-20. Sweet. Let me roll for the rest of the 19 for PJ. Right. Advantage is twice, right? Advantage is twice, yeah. And Clara rolls a 4. So what did you roll, Clara? 13. 13. 1. 30-20. And...
01:07:25
Speaker
a five. So those who rolled underneath a 15 are under the fear you want to get away as or behind cover as soon as possible. Okay I will casually for one action use Stillness of Mind which basically allows me to stop being charmed or frightened. Whoa that's cool I like that. How do you do that?
01:07:52
Speaker
I just, I hear all the voices. I just like, just look around and then I just kind of just like shake my head and just look at the oncoming hordes and just re-get back in the zone and just kind of like, yes, that happened. Like, cool. PJ kind of shakes it off as well.
01:08:11
Speaker
not necessarily in the same fashion but like as in like he it didn't faze him at the beginning so he was just like okay this is a bit intense but it's not scary guys and then Clara and Skinny both take off trying to go back down the hole and what does Jackson do? I think I'd run towards Goro
01:08:32
Speaker
For protection kind of thing. I guess that could work. He's big enough for you. You don't have to look in front of you. With a natural one, what does Hava do? Oh my God. Do I get hurt? You will also get hurt. So I'll probably like
01:08:56
Speaker
step back a couple of steps. And like, I guess I'll just trip over something and fall into the hole. Like, I don't know. She should just fall down on the ground and have the family guy. I will say, I will not give you natural one damage because falling damage is
01:09:23
Speaker
I don't want to fall down a hole. I was thinking as far away as possible so you can also hide behind Goro but with no you know it's a natural one you are going down that hole. So I'm getting fall damage then. Yeah that sucks.
01:09:39
Speaker
I won't, it doesn't kill you, so there is a max fall damage. So you- Can I get- We're all next to the whole thing, right? Can I grab the rope while I'm falling in, or no? Yeah. You know what? We will say- I'll get rope and then I'll be- No, because you can do actions, you just need to get- oh wait. No, your whole action is to dash. That's the thing. That is your action.
01:10:02
Speaker
you know what yeah let's let's see if you can grab the rope so roll a you could do strength or dexterity it'll do strength thanks thanks for the option but you will get rope burn yeah so either way you're going to take damage it's just a matter of how much 13 strength
01:10:20
Speaker
Yeah, yeah, let's say you grab the rope. Yeah, I can say that because it was pretty well done with the, you know, wasn't enough. It was good. It was a good enough tie. Okay, what do we do? Just roll the D6 of damage. D6 for damage. Okay, I rolled a four, so I took four damage. I'm at 51 health.
01:10:40
Speaker
You're at how much health? 15. Thank goodness for that. I was like, what a minute. Great. So we're going to go into initiative. I'm going to roll how many enemies other than snake you have. The headless snake. Headless snake. So there are 42 other skeletons. You wanted to fight. I mean, I mean, are they the same as there? There are some in armor this time.
01:11:09
Speaker
Okay. Yeah. It's because he summoned them rather than it being a trap. I gave you that one for free. He summoned them. They're a bit strong. So roll... So there's 42. Yeah, so roll initiative and let me know what they are. So 10. 25. Just letting you know, I got plus seven and I rolled an 18, Jess. It's amazing. Just letting you know, your boy's not messing around. Like, you just want to bunch things and you're not gonna like some of the things I've got. 23. Oh, come on, Luke.
01:11:39
Speaker
Me and Goro are just, like, amped for this. Let's just take this guy. Literally, it's just like a boss fight. This is like Dark Souls on acid right now. We're like, come on, boys. Let's go. This dude tried to make us fearful. Now we're going to be courageous for our... Am I rolling as well? Yes, for initiative, yeah. Which is much scarier from a giant spike-wielding tortle than a tiny mouse, but still. Yeah. I rolled a nat one. Oh my god. Are you kidding?
01:12:07
Speaker
You know what? Every initial, like every battle. Oh, two, two, three. Every battle we've had, Ava has had probably either the lowest or one of the lowest rolls. So bad. Every time. It's crazy. I know. I mean, I have plus one per edition, but still. It's okay. Oh, PJ also rolled a natural one. For goodness sake, people. I'm really like kind of upset that I can't use my stealth right now.
01:12:37
Speaker
He's like, I try and hide. He's like, where are you going to hide?
01:12:43
Speaker
There's nowhere to hide. To be honest, if he's a big open court, you're like, like, where are you going to hide? Just here. Exactly. Smoke bomb. I guess he could do smoke bomb. I'd love it. He doesn't even have smoke bombs. He just arches it and just goes, smoke bomb. Just stands there. Like, can I just blend into the rocks? No. Well, technically, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. He's technically hiding behind me.
01:13:11
Speaker
As of right now, yes, I will give you that one. So can I roll stealth? If you come out of it, then you can't go back behind you. I'm just going to let you know. No, yeah. I get it. Leif can hide behind me and do stealth attacks, just saying is all. Yeah, I know. Yeah. Yes. But he's not, he is not Leif. So he doesn't know the dynamic, but you are big. Yes. So can I write, roll stealth? You can roll stealth when it's your turn. The person who goes first is.
01:13:40
Speaker
Goro, hopefully. Yeah, I fricking know. Thank you, cool. So we've got what, 42 skeletons? Yeah, 42. And a big ass whatever snake? Yes. Cool. I turn around, look everyone in the face and go, this is for Uber. We today, this is for Uber. What we do right now and whatever we do for the rest of our time in this stupid pyramid is for Uber.
01:14:10
Speaker
and I turn around and I casually take the giant gulp from my flask as there was a certain village that I went to and I haven't used any of this liquid yet and my mouth is full and I literally jump straight at that snake torch in hand and just go
01:14:32
Speaker
Literally, dragon breath among the flumpads. Yeah, I would say dragon breath. What do you want me to do, Jess? Cuz I really want to do that. No, that's good. That's good. Sick. In case anybody had any, like, doubts that Goro equals Bowser, there you go. 100% what I wanted to do. What I would say, you get inspiration for that. I was gonna say, yeah.
01:14:57
Speaker
The last time I used inspiration, it killed one of my friends. So to be honest, it's not really that wise giving me inspiration. But I'll take it. Yes. So you use Dragon Brand. 100%. This is Flammable Liquid. Okay, that's 14 damage. That's fire. To the sake. And that's just the first attack, bro. Yeah.
01:15:18
Speaker
It's been so long since we've got to see Goro do some like intense fighting and I'm excited for this. Oh trust me if something dies that thing is going to be a pepperoni pizza for a very long time. The boy is angry. I'm going to use fury blows to basically do a technical free tattoo. Yeah, go for it. Roll, roll. The first one is going to be strength. What's that? That's going to be really hard.
01:15:46
Speaker
that's gonna be 16 uh hits definitely uh seven damage next one it's probably gonna miss nine the nine deaths definitely it misses
01:15:59
Speaker
12? Uh, misses. Cool. Your boy is a bit rusty with the punches. It's still 21. 21's not too bad. How does the snake see what's going on? I was just saying he's got no head. No, I'm just worried that he's like, we didn't see his head. No, no, you know he doesn't have a head. It's chopped up. Silas did an insight on it.
01:16:23
Speaker
Oh, oh, I thought he had a skeleton head. Otherwise I wouldn't have gone for the snake. Okay. Now I went for the snake anyway. Screw it. It's way cooler. It's bigger. Yeah. Big things. Yeah. Okay. Great. Uh, the next one is Silas.
01:16:38
Speaker
So yeah, I'm telling them that this is probably a dragon and telling them about how I... My brother told me about stuff like this. We just need to take it out and then Sans are all gone. But I believe in you, Jackson. And then... You can do it. This tiny little... Are you giving him inspiration?
01:17:01
Speaker
Uh, no, I'm, I'm telling him he can, he can do it. That he's, uh, he's going to be a renown on your list. And then use my action to try to help him not be afraid. And it works on Davida as well. Oh, okay. Yeah. Two separate things. Does it work on everybody or is it? Oh, you can do it too. Davida, you can reroll your fear.
01:17:29
Speaker
They do it now. Yes. Not on their turn. Right. It's mine, I believe. So. What about? No, never mind. It just says I can give them advantage against frighten or charm. So on their turn. Yeah. Yeah. On their turn, they get to re have an addition. And that's for everybody or for specific people. How far is Hava for me? She's down. I wouldn't say all the way, maybe about 30 feet. That's the max. So yeah, Davida, you get it as well. There you go. There you go.
01:17:59
Speaker
How about Skinny and Clara, though? If they're closest. Skinny and Clara are down. They are all the way down. They're all the way at the floor. So you get nothing. But doing both... Just gonna double check this, make sure I'm right. Okay, yeah. So, yes, on your turn, Mike, you can roll an extra 2d8 plus 5 to your attack, whatever you do. If you get out of fear and attack, you can do an additional 2d8 plus 5.
01:18:29
Speaker
for attack bonuses, is that right? Only, only Jackson. Oh my god. You can have advantage on your Frighten, but Jackson gets both. Oh, I see. Okay, so is that what you're doing? That's, yeah, that's fine. Okay, great. Yeah, no, that's fine. So Jess, just wanted to interrupt, just realized, mine's actually 30 for initiative.
01:18:55
Speaker
I just realized the thing that I got for this level is even more stupid. So I just, I'm reading all my rules now. I don't know about you guys, but I've got like four pieces of paper of literally all my bonus stuff that I'm going through. I have not been using. Yep. Good job, Lee. Okay. So the next our skeleton. Oh no, nevermind. Sorry. Oh no. Yeah. Skeleton.
01:19:23
Speaker
You see kind of like a row of skeletons with like shields and they're like like waving their arms. Shields are walking in front of them and they like brace themselves and then push. So I'm going to need strength saves from those who are up top. 19. 17. Nice.
01:19:52
Speaker
That's okay.
01:19:53
Speaker
What about PJ? Oh PJ, I always forget about PJ. Oh yeah, PJ also failed. We want him to forget about PJ until we need him for us. We're healing. It's so good. Silas, you and PJ are pushed basically over the hole. You don't fall, I'll say that, but you are like almost falling. But Goro and Jackson, you guys are like
01:20:23
Speaker
holding your ground pushing back on the two that you have in front of you or girl you have three pushing on you and you're not moving and Jackson has two on him and that's them and then it's the snake
01:20:41
Speaker
i'm really like this weird idea of like a headless snake i'm just like it's just going crazy like what can it have to say tail lips yeah i was gonna say it's just like a giant earthworm at this point isn't it really it's like what is it
01:20:56
Speaker
It's gonna go after Goro. Oh, you burned it. Okay. It's gonna go after Goro. Of course I did. Okay. And... fails. I like... it can- Big question. Because he's so big and he's coming after me, does he actually hit the skeletons near me as well? Yeah, so basically he tries to hit you but the skeletons get in the way. Thanks bud. Just letting you know, big creatures do do a lot of damage to other crap.
01:21:21
Speaker
That's why I was scared when obviously the episode is gone. Those giant stone statues. Oh, I avoid it, but they they hit leaf. Do they hit like uber when we were fighting? They didn't have a chance to. But gosh, yeah, big scary things. But because they miss, they're just going to coil. They're just going to just try and wrap and.
01:21:43
Speaker
So I need another strength save and from the other three stone. All of us failed. No, just for 14. So you're holding your ground against these these skeletons and then you kind of see like this muscular like body of a snake just kind of
01:22:07
Speaker
rise and then wrap wrap wrap and then squeeze and it basically crushes the dust two of the skeletons that we're pushing against you and then you and another skeleton are basically wrapped in it and it gives you actually nothing right now
01:22:31
Speaker
And it'll be over time. But you are, what do you call it? Like shrapnel, you can't move. What do you call it? It's like a whole person. You can't move until you make another strength save. Okay. But that'll be your turn. But I can't do any bonus actions because it's not my turn, correct? Yeah. Nope. Okay. I'm going to enjoy a squeeze. It's fine. I love being hugged. So you're being squeezed. And. I feel like the snake should take some damage because of the spikes on the broad shelf.
01:22:59
Speaker
I love this. You've got my back all the time now, Dee. I love it. Come on. It bowser spikes. Everyone knows this. It bowser spikes. It takes three damage. Yeah. Those big three. It's a pretty awesome looking mohawk on the back of my shell. Then next is...
01:23:20
Speaker
Okay. So I'm just trying to think that snake just turned two of those guys in the dust and they had armor on. So it's pretty strong, but also they're skeletons. So probably not that strong guys. Oh, but you're going to get like, Oh, you're going to get shattered bone in all your. Oh, sorry guys. Let me get dusted. All those things. And you're just like, the two that are after you Jackson are going to does a 11 hit. I guess my armor class, right? Yeah. No.
01:23:50
Speaker
Does a four hit? No. Does a four. I don't think that playing armor class is actually like seven, but I just keep lying. I don't care. I solo. I need to, one skeleton is going to like stumble his way over to you, Silas. And basically just collapse on top of you and see if he pushes you off. So I need another strength save.
01:24:20
Speaker
I think the biggest challenge in this fight so far is not falling down off board. Yeah. Well, technically you've had a, you've had a, the, the pre, what they call the, the, the fight cards before the actual main event, you've already killed like 29 things, uh, have a, without us all realizing as well. 28. I'm sorry, 28.
01:24:39
Speaker
I'm gonna regret saying this probably, but I'm slightly worried that two of these skeletons are gonna be skeletons that we know, but yeah. Who knows? Who knows?
01:24:51
Speaker
Go ahead. What did you get? Just to keep you in suspense, I want to fix what I said earlier, because I looked at the rules that you, Jesse, have sent me. None of that has happened. I'm preparing it. I'm telling the story of, oh, we've got to defeat this during it. But nothing has happened yet. Sure. But OK. I'm presuming six is not enough. No. OK. So you are pushed off of this cliff. OK. Technically cliff. With the skeleton on top of me. With the skeleton on top of you.
01:25:21
Speaker
Oh, you can hide in its rib cage. Tech from the fall. No, you were afraid and you're holding onto a roll. You were falling now. Let's just put it that way. You're not down, you're falling. Jump off the skeleton and jump on the hover. Then it's, oh my goodness, you could just roll so low.
01:25:50
Speaker
another set of skeleton i'm just gonna roll all of them freaking horde skeleton is a 21 hit uh girl uh yeah yeah that definitely
01:26:03
Speaker
I was kind of scared. Sorry, it's not bad. I have an armor class of 17, so... Five damage? You have 17? How do I have a higher armor class? Oh, you don't want to know when I go in my shell. I'm really hard to hit. I haven't even done that yet. Oh, are you doing how much damage I'm taking in total?
01:26:23
Speaker
Yeah, yeah, the three other skeletons have come and they've jumped on you for 16 damage. And another one is gonna basically fall on PJ and see if he can land it.
01:26:41
Speaker
Oh, but he rolls a natural 20. So this, this, this skeleton like does kind of the same thing, kind of like waddles over to him and falls and peaches. It's like, um, weird. And he like takes like a slow step to the side. And then it just, just saying that that's not great. Not a great look for you, Silas.
01:27:01
Speaker
if you did the same thing as yourself. Although you gotta think, Silas is quite small compared to... Yeah, I'm just this like half foot tall mouse by your description, Mike. And so just... Not you, but it's alright now, it's just... Everything is dangerous to Silas. The common chair is a dangerous hazard to Silas. Ikea is his worst nightmare.
01:27:29
Speaker
Skinny's gonna prepare an action at the bottom. Oh no, she has to roll. Did she roll to get rid of over here? She didn't pass actually, so she's just still cowering under and below everybody. Then it is Jackson. Here we go. I'm still being pushed by those skeletons, right? Yes. Okay. I mean, they're on me, so I feel like I would attack them. Let's see what I used to do.
01:28:00
Speaker
I've had all this time to think and why did I not? Yeah, I'm just going to attack him with my, my great peer. Uh, so that's a 24. That, that hits. Oh, plus my first shoot. So 27, 27. That doesn't hit actually. Oh, uh, okay. So that would be D eight plus five plus what you told me, right?
01:28:27
Speaker
uh no he didn't get to cast oh wait i had to check for fear oh yes and you don't get advantage and you don't get advantage no advantage okay well then i fit because i got a two okay so now you need to book it okay down the hole
01:28:46
Speaker
I'm gonna, can I jump on like the rope and try and climb? I mean, obviously hiding with Goro is not gonna work cause he's got a snake wrapped around him. All right, I'm gonna try and start climbing down the rope. So you use your full action to do that? Yeah, I mean, that's what I have to do, right? Yeah, yeah, so you're at the bottom. Let's just, at the end of your turn, you're at the bottom of the rope. So I passed up a Delita.
01:29:14
Speaker
You pass it, do you? You're like, what are you still doing here? Running, running, running, running, running, running. Oh, okay. I'll say I, I'm like, in order to pass the Vita, can I jump down and be a cat and land on my feet? I will allow this. Okay. Thank you. Just cause it's a cat. Look at that casually. I'll allow this.
01:29:38
Speaker
right then it is clara's turn she's gonna see if she can get out of here she does not horrible you can't do anything if we're afraid can you or can you do something you can do something if you are like if you cannot move any further let's say like like if you oh if we made it to the entrance of the
01:30:04
Speaker
Yeah, if you literally cannot move further, you can still do other things. It just, you can't get advantage and you can't like do something fancy. You just have to attack or like, you can't, yeah, it's basic stuff, but yeah, it's basically run away. But if you are in a safe distance, you can, or not safe distance, if you can no longer run away, you can stay there and cower, but. But you can't do anything.
01:30:31
Speaker
You can but it's very limited. In this situation you can run away. Next is more skeletons and they're just gonna say attack PJ but he just got 12 damage to him.
01:30:49
Speaker
Two other skeletons try and go after PJ, but they fall down to their desk. They also pass Hava. They're like, just all these things are happening while Hava's slowly stopping herself. Everything is falling around her, and she's like, why does no one grab it on this rope? And then it is more skeletons. You're doing it in grips, or is that how you're doing it?
01:31:19
Speaker
you're doing in the groups then? they all very similarly rolled so they're like within these brackets between you guys yeah so one another one was going after Jackson
01:31:34
Speaker
but ended up stabbing one of his friends and then the friend stabbed him. So they stabbed each other and they both took six damage and they're still, they're not dead, but they hurt. And then one tried to, one hits you, Jackson. You know it hits. 17. So 19. 19. I have a 19 armor. Yeah, 19 is what it hits. Oh, fuck it.
01:32:01
Speaker
You have to equal it or do you have to pass it? Oh, no, equaling is defense. Yeah. So yeah, you're right. You're right. Thanks, Sam. I remember this. Sam lawyer, Sam lawyer, rules lawyer. I remember that. Right. Yeah, he also misses. All the skeletons are now going to come after Goro because he's a lawyer. No, skeleton also misses. Then it's PJ's turn. PJ's not afraid. And he's up there. What does he do? Of course, he tries to help Goro.
Dragon's Taunt and Control
01:32:31
Speaker
So these skeletons followed us down the hole. Just free falling. Because I'm free. Exactly. Everything's going on. I was just there like, what's going on? And everyone's like, free falling. It's raining skeletons. Yeah.
01:32:51
Speaker
Hallelujah. We're taking away a lot of, a lot of people from Goro. It's great. I love it. Mine just going after the big like earthworm. Are they dying when they hit the ground? I'm sorry. Yeah, some are. Yeah. Noice. So I did this out of order, but I'm going to throw them in there because I forgot about him. So after these skeletons go, the dragon kind of laps.
01:33:20
Speaker
That is what fear is. And as he says that, all the skeletons stop and stand in detention. Except for the snake that's squeezing you, obviously. So they're just squeezing you. And he says, you are in my domain. You do not intimidate me. You can't breathe. I know, that's what I'm saying. I'm just kind of like, the words are escaping. It's just kind of like, everyone else is probably not seeing it.
01:33:49
Speaker
And I want to say something, but I'm too afraid to, apparently. Yes. And he says, if you want to kill me, you'll have to try harder than that. And skeleton stomped, snakes still squeezing Goro. I don't understand. I wonder what that can mean. Is he the only one up there now? Everyone else is down down the hall? No, no. Jackson and PJ are both. Okay. Jackson's down the hall.
01:34:13
Speaker
Oh, all right, PJs. Is it just PJ and me? Oh my gosh. What the heck, guys? So now it's how it's turned. Ooh. Hey, have a look. Oh, yay. Roll for get away from the fear or overcome the fear? Yes. Please get over fear. It's a wisdom save? Yes. I would laugh so hard. She's waited so long to do something. And it's like, I'm still scared. Yeah, I don't really have a great wisdom amount of fire, so.
01:34:43
Speaker
I need my best. Oh, natural 20. She inspires all of us. She's on a rope. Everyone else is below her. No. I'm right underneath her. Okay. If Ava can be unafraid, I can be brave too. On your turn, you can roll and see. Can I, but like, can I do, you're not going to give it to me, I guess. I would say, can I do a,
01:35:11
Speaker
A speech, you know. If you do a speech, that's your six seconds. Help them, help them get, you know, over their fear. I will, okay, I will tell you this. If you do that, I will allow you to climb to the top, but you cannot attack another thing. So you can climb and chant and talk, or you can go up and have a full turn.
01:35:39
Speaker
Because I want these guys to be out of fear. I'm not going to lie. I don't like that. You know, I'm making my players not be able to. But I've also heard Haver's speeches in the past as well and how sometimes they're amazing or they don't work at all. Like they don't have to roll for that. It depends on how the speech goes. If it is genuinely, you know, gung-ho and inspiring and whatnot, then great. Otherwise,
01:36:08
Speaker
Well, okay. So, but I would have to roll for it. Is that, or no, no, I'm saying, let me have it. Yeah. Role play and see if you get it. Or you go up and you start killing things. That's more important. Do I need to be attacking or do I need the rest of my party to be attacking? I don't know. How good are you guys with the tech? Cause like, if they're going to do a lot of damage, then yeah, I want you guys out with me. But like, if you guys are going to do PJ attacks, then I'm going to,
01:36:38
Speaker
I'm going to use marbles, you know, because I'm going to say you can ask this question. Yeah, this is this is met again. You don't have to see everybody turn off the cameras and not to shake their heads. Oh, man. Well, I know Goro is good, but I need OK. I got I got to help Goro get out because I think I think me and Goro probably have the heaviest hitters, I think.
01:37:06
Speaker
Uh, I'm pretty sure that, but I don't remember what class Clara or Guinea are. Guinea can hit hard. She's just like running the opposite direction.
Unexpected Outcomes and Ending
01:37:15
Speaker
She's about as useless as a chocolate teapot right now. Like we just need to start clearing this. Yeah. So I guess. No one else speak. Let Davita make a decision. All right. We're going to attack. Well, I'll climb up the, I'll climb up the rope.
01:37:32
Speaker
Okay, great. I'll give you climbing up because you did that last time. Yeah, okay. So I'm climbing up. Sure. And then you get your full turn. You can move again and you can attack. Get ready. I guess I'll... Man, I kind of want to throw the one with a bunch of animals on it. But I didn't pull that one out of the bag. You did not pull that one out of the bag. I have the one that has the smell of that one. I believe... I believe... Didn't Rita have that one, didn't you? Also, Rita has that one. Yeah, Rita has it.
01:38:02
Speaker
Oh, got it. Got it. He does. He does. He does hear it. So I will throw the one that has small black dot small black. Oh, okay. Okay. That's what it could be. Okay. Should I not do this? At me? No, I'm not throwing it at you. I'm throwing it at the snake. What? You're throwing it at the snake. Yeah.
01:38:27
Speaker
That's okay. It's just happened. It's happened guys. My worst fear now is that this little hole is a black hole and it literally is the worst thing that could happen. I'm praying to God it isn't. It's either a good thing or it's a bad thing. Yeah, it's true. Depending on how we use it. Well, but like there's the possibility of it being a good thing.
01:38:51
Speaker
Yes? Well, we're gonna find out now. He's smiling way too happily. No. I don't know how this works. No, you do what you want to do, Jess. All I'm gonna let you know is I have an inspiration point that I will gladly use so you can do whatever you want.
01:39:07
Speaker
I just need to... If anyone knows Stephen Hawking, and if it is a black hole, guys, we might win, we might lose, because everything else will get sucked in, right? Including the pyramid and us. It's all relative. We all win, but we all die. I could have just picked a random one that didn't know what it had on it.
01:39:27
Speaker
Well, is either one that you kind of don't know, or you summon a demon? Like, it could be the worst thing ever, you know? It could be, you could, you know, turn me into a bubble monster. I don't know. The only time that a marble has done damage or hurtfulness to any of us was the only time with the pyramid.
01:39:47
Speaker
And like all of the other marbles so far has actually been helpful. And one way or another, except for... Every time a marble's been used, something bad has happened. Or something fun has happened. So... Okay. We'll find out. So... You throw it at the snake. As you throw it, it spins, it spins. And like every other marble, the casing flies off. And like every other marble, it expands.
01:40:17
Speaker
And from that expansion, Goro, you see stars, you see lights, you see darkness. No. Been a good run, guys. You see nothingness. You have, you, along with this snake, have been sent to a void in space and time. Okay, that's fun. Now,
01:40:47
Speaker
How this ends, I'm not sure. But for now, you are stuck in this darkness. You are stuck in this being strangled. Being transferred, being floating. Now, Ahava, what you see, you throw this marble. You see it expand. You also see these lights. You see this darkness. You see nothing in front of you. And then it disappears.
01:41:15
Speaker
Just been like, to quote Lord of the Rings, have I just been Gandalfed? I literally have just been Gandalf. In a way, sure. But it's more of like, like, if you think of being ejected into space. Oh, great. George Clooney died in space. Space is not safe. Right. Awesome. Let's go.
01:41:37
Speaker
I prefer Gandalf. You're going to come back as Goro the Waite. I'm freaking too wrong. I'm just going to come back like Godzilla is basically literally just nothing. Yes. And then Goro and the snake are gone. Okay. And now I regain my
01:41:53
Speaker
It was just before you. So you see everything else happening, but you see what this marble is doing. Yeah. Also PJ saw that. I just realized there's also a random skeleton with me as well. So he's along for the ride. This is going to be hilarious. The skeletons are still there like then. No, the skeleton also. That's what the snake is doing. I'm literally a snake growing a random skeleton just in space.
01:42:21
Speaker
It's hilarious sitcom.
01:42:23
Speaker
I want you to be like fighting in the void. Oh yeah. A hundred percent. Now it's more like Lord of the Rings. Yeah. It gives a bloody Balrog. Sorry. I'm sorry. So that's what you see. So you still can move. You can still move. I think you can do one attack because that was technically an attack. But like, did the skeletons not vanish or, you know, move power? No, it was, you do it specifically at the snake. It was just the snake and what was holding the snake was holding. Okay.
01:42:52
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I should have freed him then through the marble. Okay, so I'll blink a couple times, look around, I'm looking around, not seeing any of them, but there's still skeletons that look like they're in it. There are still a lot of skeletons, yes. But they are standing upright. They're at attention. So they don't necessarily look like they're going to attack, but they are. Then I will look at
01:43:20
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another marble for my last although technically that would be a second really happy what really going marbles to the wall i mean come on they are my best weapons here definitely best worst i mean best and worst at the same time i'll look at the uh number 13 number 13 do you see a mouse with a wizard hat on
01:43:46
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Mouse with with it with mouse with wizard hat. Okay, that sounds like our little not so friendly friend. Okay, so I'm going to be like, I don't know what happened guys. You okay girl girl. I'm going to go over and look at that smelly cavern. I don't know. Oh, the little the little hole.
01:44:12
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that has like a look at it really tight. I mean, you can roll in. Oh no, you can't roll this. You've done too bad. You can smell right. It smells really bad. So at the end of that initiative, you hear again, can you stand up to me? Can you beat me? I don't think so. I thought you were the snake. Are you, who's talking? Who are you?
01:44:41
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Where is the voice? Can I tell where the voice is coming from? Yeah, it's coming from the vent. Coming from the vent. Who's in there? It's his eye. Eye? Like you're an eyeball? I am disgusted by you and your words. I will not answer anything else from you. I will just kill you though. Oh my gosh.
01:45:00
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And, uh, the skeletons come back into, uh, attack mode. And in that as well, you actually, I'll say you held onto your torch. You do see so slightly, maybe even miss it, you know, kind of thing, a part of the wall open and the pyramid shakes and that's what we're going to end today.
01:45:29
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I knew you were going to end it that way. Goro is going to void. Let's pray to the gods. Actually, let's clear that up. Goro, you are floating in space. Floating in bloody space. As soon as you said small black hole, immediately I went like, oh, bloody hell, it's going to be a black hole, ain't it? No. It's all good.
01:45:50
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You also start noticing something coming closer and closer and closer, and it's larger, wider, and you are flying to it as fast as it can, as fast as you can. And you are in a meadow now, being strangled by a giant snake, skeleton snake, with another skeleton with you. I'm going to call him Steve.
01:46:16
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