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Speaker: Okay, crew, just so you know, we're visual. Or they already know we're visual. Just so you know, you're looking. You're looking at us. Just to be perfectly clear. Yeah, you're not imagining this. Smoke up. You might think, wow, my ah my mind's eye is really on point today. Just listen to this podcast. I can see these three podcasts.
Speaker: Nope, it's the screen. And we're not just visual. A special surprise. This podcast is... It's both. Yes. It's an aural experience. Yeah, I'm both.
Speaker: Say what? Yeah, had a drink. Yeah, I smoke. And I'm a certified pedophile. um That should been Iceman. Yeah, I'm a pedophile. So what? Yeah, I'm both.
Speaker: I'm a rapper and I fuck kids. Certified means you got caught and you're on a list. Certified. Certified. Certified just means you have a certificate. Doesn't mean much beyond that. Legally. You an online quiz. Am I narcissist or am I a pedophile? I'm both. Yeah, yeah I took a quiz and I smoke.
Speaker: ah Okay, Chamber of Reason without Derek. This is Edie's world. Sucking on a kid down my throat. Nice. Yeah. um Let's think here. let's say So this is Edie's world. Yeah, we're just living in it. So what do we do in this world? is Yeah, my favorite age is zero.
Speaker: It's kind of hard to come up with an age that rhymes with smoke. Like to lick upon an embryo? Like to lick upon an embryo? That is the only acceptable age to have sex with a child if it's zero. Yeah. Yeah, because it's unborn. It has no rights.
Speaker: It. That's what I think of unborn children. They're it's to me. It, it, it. I gender them. You really do? I gender them until they're born. They start off as she's because they're cute. Little baby. Little baby girl. It's like a cat being a girl.
Speaker: You know rappers like yeah say that's like rappers like to say she swallow or he swallow my kids. Talking about a load of jizz. Rappers say he or she swallow my jizz. He or she swallow my kids. go gold gold But would that should apply to embryos too.
Speaker: You lick upon an embryo. Is that more pedophilic or is that just giving head when you swallow someone's embryo? To me, the embryo is so small, you're licking upon the whole body. the whole You're getting the whole thing in one lick. It's like when you lick um when you lick a smurf.
Speaker: like You can get them in one lick. Head to toe. It's like when you lick a smurf. yeah It's similar to that experience. Licking on a smurf. Licking on a smurf. And I smoke? And Smurfs are mostly men.
Speaker: That's my understanding. There's one girl. Smurfette. Smurfette is the queen and she gives birth to all the other they just all the other ones are drones. They just fuck Smurfette and make more Smurfs. They're just following orders.
Speaker: ah course they die that They die after fucking her damn they all oh horrible can be tonight ah tonight we're so I am jacked up to be around you guys. I feel like we're man. It's giggly energy. You're in the middle. Yeah. i know Spit roast.
Speaker: Let me just keep kind of bumping into this shit. Okay, so it doesn't yeah cause any trouble. <unk> all good. This doesn't cause trouble, right? So this is episode 949 of Chamber of Reason. We're getting up there. We're getting up there in the years. We're we're getting old. Yeah. We're getting old after doing all these eps. The age one.
Speaker: Bad for the skin to do eps. The age one? Episodes. Oh, oh, oh. Eps. Eps. What did you think i was saying? I thought, I just didn't understand. Eps. What happens when you give an old person an EpiPen just for for fun?
Speaker: They're skin sheds. They hatch. Yeah. They emerge from their cocoon. You know, it's just freedom. You free them, right? It's just adrenaline. That's what an EpiPen is. i know. I've never done it. But I have to. Yeah. Epinephrine is a form of non-organic chemical adrenaline. Because it gives you 15 to 20 minutes to get to the hospital while you're choking on peanuts.
Speaker: It's for choking on peanuts. I really want to try smelling salts. No, you don't. They do them this podcast. Really? Yes, it's horrible. And it's horrible? Yeah, it hurts. Okay, well, I think I need them because I'm a fainter.
Speaker: I faint like a 19th century maiden. Do you eat salt? I do. I eat lot of salt. All right. you'd think I wouldn't pass out so easily. My mom's been passing out. Really? Because she doesn't use salt at all. That's not good. You need that. Now she's using it. She doesn't have a taste for it?
Speaker: She eats like the most plain. She eats a sweet potato and she puts beans in it. She's like a Quaker. Yes. She is eating stuff. But it's just not salty. No. Plain, plain. You should inject Gatorade into her potatoes. Well, you're right. You're right.
Speaker: Inject it. Spice up her bland food with that classic Bev we love, Gatorade. She needs Gatorade. Or even Electrolade or whatever. Or Gatorlite. Electrolade. Gatorlite. Doesn't that remind you of alligators since on some level? you Wait, yeah.
Speaker: Yeah?
Speaker: You know, a person has been eaten alive by an alligator once or twice. I hate the thought of being bit down the middle. Down the middle. Any extremity is fine. Here.
Speaker: That's bad. Yeah. It's horrible. The middle being removed is bad to me. yeah Like a bite taken out of the stomach and it's just spine. Alligators know where to bite too. They know to bite you in the middle. They know to bite your body. once If they're going to bite you, it's going to be your body. yeah They don't want you to swim away, so they bite your body. I mean, it's just like um the body is the Achilles heel of the normal.
Speaker: and some animals the meal Some animals don't know to go for the body like sometimes a cat will scratch like a scratching post for instance and it doesn't get your body at all. They're trying to get but yeah, they don't know how to aim. Yeah um You know what sucks is when you hear someone get ah attacked by an alligator just in the other room like let's say you're just kind of working just working idly sending a few emails and then your roommate you hear them get eaten by an alligator That noise, ah ah It's like nails out of chocolate. It makes, it honestly sometimes gives me the shivers. It's like a towel between your teeth. you ever Has anyone ever done that to you? Oh, when you're about to get agony happen?
Speaker: hu When you're about to experience agony? Yes, hold on they put a towel and go like this on a dry towel. they They do that to me when I'm about to get electrocuted. you No, no, no. You guys are talking about two different things. You're talking about a pain bite ah for like surgery whatever. I'm talking about to bother you.
Speaker: yeah to be annoying? Yes, friends used to do that. No, they do it. I would be doing it to annoy you. Bagging No! ah Matthew, you're not getting it, man. He's moving. ah He's a hundred light years ahead already. being grateful.
Speaker: By the way, this is a coffee episode. It feels like that. Yeah. This is also an episode where I kind of... touch the mic and you cause problems. have to knock that off. No, but it doesn't matter because it's visual. Wait, what's going like this and you can hear it? Because even if audio is badly recorded, hit even if audio is badly recorded, when people are looking at the mouths, they can tell what's being said.
Speaker: So it doesn't really matter about the interference today. don't want out the water. want to go out the water. You know what's interesting is only worms make that noise. Like, bugs don't make a squishing noise. On their whole body.
Speaker: I wish I could feel a worm feeling. I really wish I could feel a worm. I wish we were covered in worms right now. Dude, I like those. Fear factor. Fear Factor really just solves the problem of what does it feel like to be covered in worms and ah it turns out that you can stretch that premise out and then but you eventually run I think Cameron told me that Fear Factor eventually got cancelled in a few countries because they just did an episode where a girl drinks donkey jizz or just has to eat a piece of literal shit like as I saw that jizz episode I remember as a kid yeah remember my mom's boyfriend showing me Alone? No, in public. In a public courtyard.
Speaker: In a third space, he said, this is a blonde drinking donkey. We're going to watch this with others. it's fine. Don't worry, others are around. What would be what would be your... ah If you're on Fear Factor, i mean, you are you down to get covered in worms?
Speaker: Worms are fine. But like, bees? Fuck no. Because that's actually scary. i really don't fucking like those. Worms are friendly as fuck. I mean, I know they wriggle. I know they're slimy. They're cute. and It seems like it would feel good. It's wet and wriggly on your skin. Inchworms are so cute. Yeah, they do that.
Speaker: Why do they do that? It would look like your body's expanding and contracting if you were fully covered in inchworms moving. Yes. It would look like you're breathing. would look like you're breathing. Yeah. All right, so this Chamber of Reason. All right, episode 949, Chamber of Reason. We got Edie Modica in the house. We have Edie Modica. I did my very best to find some questions that might be of interest to you, Edie. I don't know if you've listened to Chamber of Reason before. I listened today, this morning. Who's that? The Jack Ben singer. What they say? don't remember. I kind of just played it little to hear. Because I was like, are they going to be doing... was like, do I just get to be myself? Yes. That's kind of what I was listening And you learned answer is yes. Yes, I can just be myself.
Speaker: So on this ah podcast, we like to read people's curiosity-focused Reddit questions. So here's Reddit question that I think you'll be interested in, Edie. You can read it either on my computer or on the screen.
Speaker: And then we'll just try to answer it to the best of our abilities, but we don't actually have to come to a conclusion. What we're really trying to do is diagnose what's going on in this person's mind and then hopefully open it up to a larger discussion about why these problems even exist in the world. I love that. It's bit reductive. I think the show is way more than that. Okay, yeah. I'm just trying to, you know, pitch it to a girl. Okay, does every... Thank you. No, I needed that explanation. Does every family have a creep slash perverted uncle?
Speaker: Why is this so common? Has any other girls slash women here experienced this too? Yup. You can read the whole thing. oh okay. My mom's older brother, who was in his late 50s, always acts and says inappropriate sexual things towards me and my two sisters who are in her 20s. He's clearly attracted to us sexually and is not afraid to show it despite being blood relatives. I know other female friends who have experienced similar things from brother... This is stupid.
Speaker: It's so common in general. People even laugh at the creepy uncle stereotype. I've done research and found that uncles are maybe... Genetically hardwired to find their blood-related nieces attractive. A survival instinct left over from long ago when families lived in clans.
Speaker: Which is perhaps why it is so common even today. It's built into them, into uncles. um Also saw an article by a famous family psychologist saying uncles attempting sexual activity with their blood-related nieces is one of the most common cases she receives. receives um Any other girl slash woman experiences this too in real life? Do you think a baby can be tested at birth to determine genetically if they are an uncle?
Speaker: I was going to say, I think everyone is an uncle. Yeah. And every man is an uncle. And it just happens to be that all uncles are men and they're all like this. There's some only child uncles and that's a sad situation. Yes. Cause where do they put that? I know all boys are born uncles. Yeah.
Speaker: But not all boys will eventually become fathers. So a father, it's really this question isn't about why uncles are creepy. It's about why fathers somehow get away with not being creepy. Having a child launders your creepy unclehood. Just like, oh, is that guy a creepy uncle? No, actually, he has a child. Yes.
Speaker: So he's a father first and an uncle second. I mean, really, he's an uncle first, but that it has to be sort of obscured by fatherhood. Right. Fatherhood is just a smokescreen. Fatherhood a pass. Fatherhood gives you a pass to be an uncle in an acceptable way in public. Yes. Oh, he's just a father.
Speaker: oh he's just tenderly caressing his children. as a kid. would never. Oh, are you serious? Is this about a an uncle that doesn't have kids, though? Well, we never know, you know, because uncles can have kids of their own, but during ah during a family vacation or whatever, he he sheds his fatherhood and just says, I'm an uncle mode. They're still bad to the bone once the uncle starts coming out to play. Yep. It's just having a young ah girl around you. They just have more access, uncles, to young girls. And they don't, like I say, they don't have...
Speaker: they don't have the fatherhood past. And even the fatherhood past is sort of dubious. It's at best. I mean, yeah. Well, this the thing is if you're around someone who's not your child, it's instantly creepy no matter what you do. And if you try not to be creepy, uh-oh. That's even worse. We can see that radiating off of you. We can feel that.
Speaker: And then if you lean into the creepiness, which I think a lot of uncles do, they're just like, fuck it. I'll be a creepy uncle because it's ironic. It's a role to play. Everyone sort of appreciates it. I'm the sexual uncle. um I almost have sex with my niece. All good. When an uncle leans into being creepy uncle, you can call them an I-runcle.
Speaker: Because it's ironic? Yes. yeah My I-runcle, Larry. Yes. Yeah. He I-runcle-y-nuncled me. have a new sincerity uncle. New sincerity, radical sincerity, and radical sincerity, Trump America.
Speaker: Yeah, I got runkled by my my i uncle Larry. Larry did it. I had frankly, I had uncle Frank who's a bit of a creep. um You know, I love him to death, but ah him him and my dad, they used to go uncle mode on me and my cousins and hold us down, tickle us and then do the loogie thing on our foreheads. Wow, wait is that spitting and then sucking it back up? Yeah, I mean they wouldn't actually do it but it would be like a wet willy. They would do a wet willy with no middle man, so tongue in the ear.
Speaker: Wow, for real? Normally there's a cover for the tongue? Well no, normally it's this and then it goes in the ear. But getting out the middle That's sexual. That's sex, actually. That's sex entering you. It's not really tongue in the ear so much as it was doing this.
Speaker: Near the ear. Into the ear. So you can feel the moisture of the... It made me laugh my ass off and I still do it to my my closest love partners. Is go into their ear and I go...
Speaker: That sounds very, it sounds really sexual. That would make me tingle. You laugh. I promise. You just laugh. It's a very nice form of tickling. No pain, no gain. I'll have to try that.
Speaker: You can try that. I mean, it's very similar to the joke you opened the episode with. Coughing in someone's face. It's pretty funny. It's pretty funny. um So, yeah. What do you guys think about this idea? Well, I think there's also, I had a cousin, Pat.
Speaker: Who wasn't an uncle but was of uncle age and he was extremely sexual and would go when you hugged him. What is uncle age? Older. bit older. 30 years older than you.
Speaker: Yeah, an older cousin is uncular. Avuncular. Avuncular. That's the word, right? Why? i don't know. I don't either. So what's the question of any other girls or women experience this? I think the real question, which is hidden in the middle of the body here, is were uncles naturally selected by Darwin to be creepy? Right.
Speaker: And does it help anyone else but the uncle to find nieces attractive? What they're saying is that it helps for uncles to find their nieces attractive ah so that they can, you know, make continue on make a baby with them, I suppose, back before there was an incest taboo.
Speaker: But now it's like, it's not I guess it's still useful for the uncle to be like, damn, I'm surrounded by beautiful nieces. i think it's just be i think it's just a proximity. We've never had uncles this close.
Speaker: Never. They've always been pretty far away. What do you mean? I think uncles used to be far away. And now they're close. Yeah. Uncles used to be in the town over. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: I'm going to go. I'm going to get on the horse and and ride for about ah three or four days to visit an uncle. and And I don't know if there's an uncle in the next town. I'm just hoping that I get lucky. My gut feeling is that an uncle is basically not a family member.
Speaker: Back then? Back then. Back in the past. yeah Really? You don't think that they were closer and more like a brother? Well, don't Everyone married their cousins and stuff, so I feel like they must that didn't break the incest taboo. Totally, and if the uncle had money and something to offer, then... Yeah, may as well, right? Might as well. It's family.
Speaker: No. Your dad or your mom's brother, I can really imagine that back in the day just being like, that is a demon. that's That is a shadow of what is supposed to be my father, his rival.
Speaker: My dad's brother, it's so Hamlet. It really Yeah. And they watch you grow up. So it really is. It's evil. It's really more disgusting. Yeah. They do have contempt for the father. They are rivals. Yeah. My uncles competed to give me ah the sex talk.
Speaker: Really? Before my dad did. well i mean, my dad never did. Who got in there first? ah One uncle very formally gave me a sex talk. What did he say? He said that ah I shouldn't stress out about ah coming and I should just make enjoy the ride make the woman come because you can always go home and jack off later.
Speaker: That's amazing advice. He told me the only thing you should stress out about wearing to impress girls is cool shoes because they look down at your shoes first. This guy, I would let this uncle in. Yeah? Yes. He was right. That sounds great. It's nice, right? Good advice. What if you can't make the woman come because she can only do it herself?
Speaker: Then you both go home to masturbate later. That sounds great. And then you get to make out, kind of dry hump, roll around. It's okay. Dry hump thing is really, ah well, is it slept on? Is that the right way of putting it?
Speaker: I think it's known as the best thing in the world. Is it well known? I feel like. don't know. I mean, agree. In my circles, yeah. It's the best. It's the best. Dry. Dry. Ideally, dry. Denim. Denim in between both parts. Totally. They used to call me the dry hump king. i was always I was always staining my jeans after school.
Speaker: Always staining my jeans and waddling to the bathroom to throw out my briefs and wipe it with a paper towel. And then mom, pick me up. I'm done with fever. You've come in your pants more than five five times. I'd say more than enough.
Speaker: More than a... Wow, at at a dance? Did you ever at a dance? Oh, yeah. That was my dream. ah Yep. When I heard jizz in my pants for the first time, I was like, wow, SNL is going there. I was like, this isn't funny at all. They're just getting realistic. This is real shit.
Speaker: ah SNL is tapping in. SNL is going sort of Louis C.K. mode with the dark depths of humanity. There's something true about what Louis C.K. did, yeah Yeah. He did it.
Speaker: What? Jerking off? Yeah. He really did that. He really did it. Those weren't just jokes at the end of the day. Nope. He did that. There was truth behind the jokes. He meant it on some level.
Speaker: Uh... Anyway... Okay, here's another question. Pierce, really hear half a second of dead air and fill it up with, uh... Especially when I'm on... Anyway... You're right. Especially when I'm on caffeine. I don't know. I've got something about me that is ah that can't afford to live in that silence.
Speaker: Why don't we worship human genitals? Like, they're really a Minecraft spawn cage for us. They are closer to the pillar of human creation than a higher being who created it us. So why not like our penis and vaginas? Genuine question though.
Speaker: Who do I do be? I'd be doing this. We already worship genitals. I do worship them. you know, the yeah your classic just, a your classic Reddit feminist or fuckboy is going to say like, I hate skyscrapers. They're so phallic.
Speaker: And then, you know, what's a Yannick, the George O'Keefe paintings? That's enough worship for me already. That's you already Yeah, you already looked to those? You're done? already look or son I feel like this is coming from someone who is like, feet gross me out and I don't like the word moist.
Speaker: You know what I'm saying? yeah yeah I feel like I'm thinking about penis and vagina constantly and I want to see everybody's. I mean, the thing is that, yeah, I think that it is God, the human genitals, but it's so um overwhelming to be face to face with them. it really is. And so foot worship, like if you're a foot fetishist, it is a way of you like making a little idol of the of the pussy or the I mean, ah a foot is like fetish. It's eight pussies and five cocks. That's what a foot is. and it's just like one long pussy and five cocks on the end yeah truly isn't that what a fetish is the other meaning the idol yeah something little idol thing you worship putting something on it yeah yeah yeah i guess i guess it is i mean it it is the difference it's the difference between worship and fetishism is like yeah we do worship human genitals that's why everything outside of those two things the penis and the vagina is a fetish yeah
Speaker: yeah
Speaker: using I'm using your computer. i do want to see the definition. Are going to look up the etymology? I don't want to see the AI. Me either. Your scroller is so... Sorry. Everyone who uses my computer feels high because my scroll settings are unnatural.
Speaker: What is it? What do you do? Well, you scroll down. Up is down, down is up. Stop it. A usually handcrafted object, such as a carving, of spiritual significance that is believed to have the power to protect or aid its owner. No. Yeah, a foot.
Speaker: A foot? An object made in the style of foot. What? a material object regarded with superstitious or extravagant trust or reverence. Yeah. Object of irrational reverence or excessive devotion.
Speaker: Or an object or bodily part whose real or fantasied presence is psychologically necessary for sexual gratification. I mean, this is like ah this question of like, why don't we worship genitalia? Wait, that's a really fucked up definition, actually. We're obsessed. yeah Necessary for sexual gratification, and that is an object of fixation to the extent that it may interfere with complete sexual expression.
Speaker: sexual expression Complete meaning and penis and vagina. Complete meaning penis. That's not right. do you think they're maybe saying that we're obsessed with boobs and ass instead of pussy and dick? Maybe.
Speaker: But I also feel like they're just talking about God straight up. They're like, we worship God, but we don't worship coitus. I get it. But I understand why you'd be interested in the stuff just around the genitals. The pubic mound. Honestly, when I was just becoming sexually kind of involved with this world, I was very interested in the area around the genitals. The crease. I couldn't. It was too much for me to focus on the pussy.
Speaker: it was It was overwhelming. It's just like saying the name of God. You can't look it in the eye. You can't look it in the eye. You can't say its name. It's too much, but it is what draws draws all your attention to it, but you can't look at it directly. yeah That's why we wear pants.
Speaker: Yeah. It's easier to just see this flat thing and only um imagine what could be under there. And then yoga pants don't even get me started. Yeah. I mean, ah clothes are really like the... That's why people use clothes to express themselves. It's not because they're fashion heads. I mean, we will talk about fashion eventually on this episode, hopefully. But um clothes are like a way to... ah You know what they are? What? ancient Greek astrologers, they used to give advice on how to see a star. And the best advice for how to see a star is to look slightly to the left or right of it. Because if you look at it directly, there's something about the way that the photons hit your fovea from that greater distance that you can't actually see the full star. But if you look slightly to the left or right of it, you can see the full star. That's kind of what clothes are. It's like ah it's like a constellation so that you can map out where the genitals are and all their shapes and all their, like...
Speaker: ah fixed There should be fuck holes in people's clothes right next to their genitals. I mean, that's what like the the weener slot the wiener slot and boxers talk about something erotic. It's not in the right spot.
Speaker: Yeah. I mean, you just posted a promo picture because your your shorts ripped at the gym. Yes, they did. Yes. I ripped my pants. It really was um horrible. I cried. Um,
Speaker: I was just doing crunches and a lady came over and was like, your pants are ripped. And then when I felt it, I, to her, I was like, oh my God, it's bad. Like it's bad. a real It really, really big and bad. And then i went over to my friend who was also at the gym And she just kept doing her workout. And she was like, oh. And then thank God Ethan was there, my boyfriend.
Speaker: And then when I walked over to him, it was like a first grade child. I was like like, my lip started going. Because I was like, oh my God, I really don't know what to do. You have to go to the nurse. Yes. I had a yoga mat wrapped around me.
Speaker: That is so scary. It sucked. I'm so sorry that happened. We all have like false memories that are either from an actual anxiety dream or for some reason, like I have a real vivid memory of me in daycare, like walking out of the bathroom completely naked and everyone just being like, uh-oh, whoa, go!
Speaker: You're ashamed. If that did happen, I was four years old, but if it was a dream, then it's just like, of course I dreamt that. It's a normal dream to be naked in front of everyone. When I was in second grade, me and this other girl were doing ah a swing competition, like trying to go high together, and she was like a gymnastics girl, and she did this thing where she flipped backwards on the swing, so her legs were like...
Speaker: locked into the strings, you know? then I did it too and I fell down and my pants stayed on the swing. So my whole ass came out in front of everyone.
Speaker: And then I like picked them up and ran away and the fucking lunch monitor who was like an 18 year old with a kid, she was like, yo, you just mooned everyone. And I didn't know what moons meant. Wow.
Speaker: I like the idea of mooning because it's so unsexual. I was in this ah movie called Blood Barn and I'm the only nude person in the whole movie. I have to moon the rest of the cast. That's awesome. And the direction I got while I was doing it was like, Pierce, Pierce, don't like spread it. It's just about the butt. i know what some as actually Some asses naturally spread more than others. You have one of those. it's not no I have a nice plump a peach. and Can you see the balls hanging out from the bottom? if In the movie, I feel like you can see the sun hitting my pubes and just a little sliver of my gray scrotum coming through the back. And i was I was like, you need VFX on that. Like, that's not right. That's really graphic. And the way I bent over, it wasn't like I was mooning is when you're just Johnny Knoxville, like bending over. But I was like kind of arching it. I was like, I didn't know what to do because I had to cover up my balls to the rest of the cast. I feel like mooning is pushing against glass. Definitely. Or going this through. i mean, you can moon out like a car a window and that's going through glass in a way. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. So there's glass involved.
Speaker: yeah I just think you should probably have a butt plug in your ass if you're gonna moon just so you don't accidentally show hole. It's a sensor it's a sensor bar. yeah Yeah. You should have a pixelated butt plug. A tail is good.
Speaker: um What the fuck else? I was about to say something else. Wait, I was gonna say something. yeah i'm I worship and then kind of I think about a lot on a woman, the whole, so my vagina and then my butthole are almost right next to each other. Yeah. You know, but maybe you guys have, it's absolutely normal. Yeah. Completely you're normal. I'm normal. But on the guy, you have this no man's land of just like skin. Yeah. That looks like a pussy. Yeah. Cause there's folds. Definitely.
Speaker: It's wild that you guys have such a long stretch. Yeah, that's where like, um that's the third place where jizz and shit get to hang out with each other. That's that little ah coffee shop where they kind of catch up.
Speaker: That's why when you push on it, it's almost protruding a little bit. Like you, shit and jizz are in there and you can kind of mix them up. That's why men are supposed to wipe when they wipe their asses. They're supposed to wipe toward the penis.
Speaker: Really? Yeah. Women are supposed to wipe up toward the back, right? to prevent infections and various other illnesses. Men are supposed wipe toward the penis. do both. I think we're all supposed to all because- You back and forth?
Speaker: I take the toilet paper and I go. Yeah, yeah you stretch it out and then you floss. Yeah, nice and long. Yeah. I do side to side. But I have to be careful because sometimes it'll go and suck it all up. Damn. Yeah. Here's what I was about to say about ah clothes ripping. Say Have you guys seen that video of the of a guy like dancing at a wedding or a bachelor party or whatever, and then he gets down low, and then he spreads his legs open, and then his cock perfectly flops out. And he goes, whoa. That to me is the most erotic thing that's ever. And like when a guy bulges out of his shirt, like those fetish videos where like a strong guy is wearing a very tight button down and then he flexes and his muscles pop like the Hulk. Break.
Speaker: That is so, so hot to me, especially when a guy's penis and balls flop. You might be into a um pants guy. No, what do they wear? um Scottish people.
Speaker: Oh, kilts. I had a friend who was like had a kilt fetish. Like see that's their favorite thing in the world yeah because people who seriously wear kilts don't wear underwear. Right. And they do these tug of war things. And it's like the dick is constantly flopping out. And there's like a real world for that. You should look into that. like that. Have seen carrot tops flop out?
Speaker: No. I haven't. even of him I think he's doing jump rope or some sort of exercise. I need to see what his winky looks like. I think it's fairly large. Carrot top winky. Carrot top flop.
Speaker: Penis. Penis. Carrot top flop. Penid. Burned. Did you guys say his burned flop? He posted this on IG. It comes out? Yeah. He is really... He's asking for it. He wants to be... Here we No, he's doing it on purpose. This prop comedy. It's about to come out.
Speaker: Here we go now. Oh my gosh. It's a about to come. Oh.
Speaker: Oh, no, Wow. do you think he's aware? You're positive he is. I don't know if he is.
Speaker: It didn't see. It seemed like he noticed it for a second went down like, oh shit. It seems like he noticed that he was being playful with it in the beginning, but I don't think he knew that it was going to come out the side. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: It was really, yeah it was like a stinger. There was a Twitter, like, or there was like an OnlyFans fetish guy who was posting his stuff on Twitter that I thought was the best physical comedy I've ever seen. Is it Pantsed Guy? the guy i believe so, yeah. And he'd like be doing like violin, ah like recreation of like um a music concert where like while he's playing his dick comes out and then he's like, ah!
Speaker: I'm would love Pants Guy. He has an anaconda too. He's amazing. Let me see. But the his embarrassment is a part of the embarrassment is a part of it. That's so interesting. I knew someone who was into sneezing as well.
Speaker: Here's Pants Guy doing a... ah oh Wingardium Leviosa.
Speaker: Oh my god, it's coming out and it's cumming? That's new. He doesn't usually cum. Nut is spraying out of it? Now he needs to like kind of get more likes. Oh, that looks like you in the movie. Yeah, it looks like me in the movie. i don't Oh yeah, and then it flops out of the towel. This does absolutely nothing for me. Okay, well these are the ones that- Well he used do more like embarrassment. Okay, yeah, this one this one when you can see his full body.
Speaker: Ugh. Been having the perfect jogging weather lately. Like, you No, usually there's like a spring-loaded system. Let's find something that turns you on. Okay, wait, here we go. About that? No, I'm saying surely we can find something that turns you on. Yeah, please. And then he turns over. What he also likes to do is he likes to turn over, show his ass, and then cover up his dick and balls from the back. The balls are amazing. Have you... you know when you go like this to balls?
Speaker: What? and this yeah leads into this next thing. I'm sure you've maybe done this, but maybe you've never had the right angle on it. If the balls are just sitting there and it's usually maybe after you've nutted, so they're very like tight. If you just run your finger down it, the skin, it's like it goes to where you touch. it's like oombleck. Yeah. It's definitely like oobleck. That's when I'm like, I don't need to know about aliens. I don't need to know about the rest ah ah the rest of the world. this What we have here is amazing. Yeah. Testicles, a scrotum. Mine They don't do it? i don't only mind do that
Speaker: I don't think mine do can test it out right now. i guess, yeah. I agree with you. It's like the way that they the cremaster muscle or whatever's going on down there, it's like when... um Cream master muscle? Whatever's happening there. Could be the cream master muscle. You know what I'm trying to say? The creamy master muscle. Creamy master.
Speaker: It's like this. this is a this is This is what it reminds me of. Couch lock. When a conch pokes its eyes out of a shell. That's like in how the body... You've never seen a conch. This is what they look like inside.
Speaker: Isn't that awesome? Wow. And what's that like? That's ah okay. We have to watch a video of it so you know what i'm talking about. That's like fucking. This is what balls are like to me. in this video. the The speed at which these eyes are like moving and looking at you. Yes. Otherworldly. It's miraculous.
Speaker: yeah All right. Clip this, guys. Clip. their clip Clippers. It's all about conks when it comes to testicles, the way they move. Did you ever hit in a school computer the degauss button? No. Does that mean anything to you? I think I know what you mean. desktop, it has this button that says degauss, and you click it and it makes the whole computer go like, well and like the whole screen. That's what I think of yeah the balls thing.
Speaker: It looks like a sort of foggy ah windshield. Yeah. when the yeah ah Testicles are like when you have a foggy windshield and you to turn on the defroster and then you see things kind of just like squim through. Matthew, can you read this one?
Speaker: course. Why was my girlfriend so obsessed with my balls? I'm not going to lie. It was really fucking weird. She did it the most when you watch TV or started cuddling.
Speaker: I have really saggy and soft balls. And when we'd watch TV, I'd think she was going to give me a hand job, but she'd just go straight for my balls and start squeezing them and touching them and all this shit.
Speaker: would watch TV a lot to fall asleep. And sometimes she'd just start sucking my dick out of nowhere. And then after I came and got soft, she'd just lay there at the end of the bed, putting her mouth all over my balls and rubbing them and all this shit for sometimes over an hour.
Speaker: Suffice to say, the relationship didn't work out. yeah But I've always wondered why she did that. No judgment. Did you write this? That shit was really fucking weird and honestly makes me cringe when I think about it.
Speaker: this i This is turning me on more than anything, Dave. Why is she doing that? Wait. Why aren't you touching me? Because they're interesting and we don't have them and it's cool. Yeah, just be grateful. They're crazy. They're crazy to to be near.
Speaker: Bro, they're your crazy balls. Just just thank your lucky stars. Do they feel good? no No? They don't feel good. Balls? Yeah. Yeah. I like to have my balls played with.
Speaker: My boyfriend doesn't. Not everyone Or like, nah. Not everyone does. But I want I like playing with them. I'm gentle with them, but I'm always worried that someone is going to drop. It's like a baby. Oh, you're scared. I'm worried. never go crazy on those. I know how precious they are. They'd nice, nice. Thank you. What were you about to say, Matthew? Me? Yeah. Nothing.
Speaker: Okay. Nothing. I'm not telling. No. I just think it's really important to establish, you know, if you're in a relationship with someone where you have, ah where you're allowed to touch each other's genitals, it's important to establish that.
Speaker: the possibility, the legitimacy of non-sexual touch. Literally. I think it's very important. You know about sensate? No. Sensate touch? No. It's just non-sexual, intentional non-sexual touch to build connection between you and your partner.
Speaker: So like just putting your whole palm on someone's face. Literally for like an hour. If you're having like sexual problems, they will tell you to do this to build a better sexual relationship. Like you're not allowed to have sex. You just have to like caress. That's really nice. It is really nice. That's really nice.
Speaker: Because I think it's very narrow-minded to think, okay, hand on genital, I guess, initiating. Yes. No, not necessarily. You can play around with that. It's a crazy, it's putty. It can be just as casual as holding hands. Or if you do that, you know, not everyone does that.
Speaker: Yeah, that can be casual. That's the sound of holding hands? Yeah. yeah yeah Yeah, my hands are usually pretty wet because I have hyperhidrosis. Aww. I don't. Maybe I do. I do, I do.
Speaker: ah So she would rub her she would rub his balls and all this shit for sometimes over an hour. This guy's jerking off while he wrote this. It's so fucking weird. It even makes me cringe. It's very reasonable to do that while you're watching TV. Yeah. You're bored.
Speaker: You want to have somebody with your hands. I'm doing something with my hands right now. I'm playing with a paper. When you watch TV, do you have your mom someone who's I'm on my shit all the time. It'd be nice to be on someone else's. Honestly, that's what TV is for.
Speaker: Like that's what even going to the movies. I would love if I got no flack for having my hand in my pants for the entire movie at the AMC. Pushing it around, pushing it from side to side. I mean, I actually got in trouble with my high school friends because we saw Iron Man 2 and my hand was in my pants the whole time. And they were like, you really like Scarlett Johansson, huh? and I was like, I was just being myself. I wasn't jerking off. I wasn't being a pervert. who just getting into the movie. it's Sure. I mean, I was just... true And look, I regret it. I don't do that stuff anymore. It's impolite. But in that moment, I just felt like this... Everyone should be fine with this. Just my hands are in my pants at the movie. I'm not doing anything sexual. I'm just...
Speaker: I'm just vibing down here. That's being an only child. Yeah, was I was. I was itchy. You're itchy. i just had fungus. I had an itch. Yeah. I was dealing with jock itch at Iron Man.
Speaker: um I've been picking my nose in public more. ah yeah. Do you flick it or eat it? Flick. Flick. Well, I play with it in my hands. Well, like I'm doing now with this piece of paper. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My boyfriend sneezes in his hand and then licks it. No, you can't tell us that. I'm sorry. And he does it his elbow, too. And then he'll be like, oh, my fuck. And now I've been doing it on the hand, and it's kind of awesome. This is so awesome, guys. But then he gets mad when I flick it in the house.
Speaker: That's what do. Just do it in a corner. You do it in quarters, right? Yeah. No, I do it out into the middle of the room. It's going to, it goes on your foot. It goes on your foot. fuck Then you put it in a shoe. Sometimes if you got a wipe, I put it, sometimes I wipe it on my sneaker.
Speaker: I mean, that's normal, right? I'll wipe it under the table. Oh, definitely the table. I had a hole in my room as a kid and I would fill it with boogers. Booger wall. Until it was flat and my mom would get pissed. I had a similar thing when I first, when I first started ejaculating.
Speaker: I didn't know what to do with the ejaculate. So you ate it? No, I would, um, You put it back, tried to put it back in? Well, I would cum by rubbing, would lie my belly and yeah like rub my body against the bed. And then when it was time to cum, my bed was against the wall and I would turn to the side and cum spray it all spread on the wall in the crack where the, so be hidden by the bed. it was like you were going to adhere the crack back together. Almost. And you made like a stalactite, right? oh About three years later when we were moving out, we moved my bed.
Speaker: And there was just three years of accumulation. Crystallized. Crystallized. This like brown, black, stalagmite or stalactite. I guess it's horizontal, so it's neither.
Speaker: ah But it was very three-dimensional. threedimensional very grim. And I don't think my father, who was there when he moved the bed, could identify what it was. How many nuts were in it, do you think? I mean, definitely several several times. no more. Several times a day for three years. Yeah, wow. Thousands.
Speaker: How against the wall. Thousands of child nuts. Incredible. And then you figured out how to do it a different way. Then I figured out how to do it a different way and I found a different spot. The toilet.
Speaker: Different spots actually. All different spots. All sorts of different spots. I feel like I've told this story before but um I remember watching like a VH1 or MTV's like I Love the 70s or something and they were talking about that movie Ten that has the chariots of fire slow motion beach run sequence. And I think in that, I haven't seen the film, but I think in that sequence, it's in the imagination of this guy who's fantasizing. And you see him masturbating from a low angle shot, but you only see, it's cut off from his like his nipples up. So all you see is this motion with his hand.
Speaker: And I had already discovered masturbating, but I was a layer like Matthew. I would lay on my shit. But I thought, based on seeing this, that he was doing this on the top of his shaft. I thought he was like, Who masturbates with their elbow out like that?
Speaker: right Maybe it was like this? You know how sometimes when you get a spliff from someone, but you pass they pass it and then you hold it like this? this is so Why is it only with something with weed? No one ever smokes a cigarette like this, but if there's weed in it, you might smoke it like that.
Speaker: It's so small, you kind of have to like... yeah I'm a layer too. Yeah, well, it's easy. Yeah, but with a girl, once you do a certain way, you can't learn a different way. And it really is a fucking annoying.
Speaker: I mean, guys are more flexible with their masturbation. Well, you have a whole thing. This long thing you can pull on. The clit is actually longer than the penis. It's just inside. Yeah, but I don't have access to that. Yeah, you do.
Speaker: Where? don't know. Play around. I haven't found it I'm trying to play around, man. Try harder. Masturbate more. Experiment.
Speaker: Use techniques. Pierce, can you read this? I'll read this one. Is it me or does anyone feel like the fashions aren't hitting anymore? Don't get me wrong. I still keep an eye out for fashion trends, but I've felt that since COVID, the fashions have been uninspiring and repetitive.
Speaker: Is it just me? It's just you. It's just you. People look great. People look incredible. But I will say... I think because of TikTok or the internet, like fashion has been flattened. So like there's no kids fashion and adult fashion. Like 12 year olds look how I want to look. Or I'm like, oh, nice. 12 year olds used to wear aeropostile monkeys. myki see no evil no do And now they look, they're wearing low cut with their breasts out.
Speaker: And I'm like, I want to look like that. It's hard to like figure out where- as well It's hard to figure out. There used to be like a ah ah place to look to figure out where fashion was like emanating from. But I feel like, your to your point, that's flattened.
Speaker: And now it's just like, okay, whatever the TikTok shop is selling, whatever the like rare McDonald's Happy Meal shirt is, the one that's like a collab with some ah PC music head or whatever, like whatever shirt that is, that's if that's a magazine shirt now. So, i yeah, I don't know where to i never I never really cared about fashion, but I guess I have an idea what care of fashion. You bought all this crap, right?
Speaker: Black pants? Usually I wear black... Stand up. Here's my fit check here. and Where are all of these things from? this is ah This is from Amazon, this is from Uniqlo, and I got my red new balances on. From where? From Depop. So the one thing I do do on Depop is I'll buy a graphic tee with something that I like on it. I'll never have a tattoo. I love graphic tees that have shit that I like. I just bought a TF2 spy shirt. Like a Terminator 2? Team Fortress 2, old video game. um And...
Speaker: We do like to wear our interests, huh? That's a thing. Yeah. That's kind of all I do to express myself with fashion is I'll wear like an anime shirt or a Godzilla shirt or something like that. That's that's the most I get out of it. I'm wearing, this is Gaga and what's her name? Ariana Grande. You know that song that's like, rain on me.
Speaker: That's them? Oh, I see. That's Gaga. That's Ariana. That's not them. Those are other women. It really does look like other women. That's kind of I like it. Those aren't them. Those are my friends. They look like just women.
Speaker: Well, I had a shirt that was a from, ah it was a Star is Born shirt. And it's a picture of Lady Gaga from A Star is Born, but she looks like, ah she looks like Madonna, the Madonna. She looks like the Virgin Mary. And there's all these like ornate like designs around. She literally looks like a Italian fresco or something. And then on the top, it says her name in the movie, Allie. But when anyone would see the shirt, they would just be like, oh, you're an ally. And I guess that's just a picture of some dyke. Yeah. Like they didn't see that it was Lady Gaga and she does just kind of look like a butch chick and it says ally. I just think that's an amazing shirt. It's just ally and then a picture of some lesbian.
Speaker: I do feel I was pretty inspired by your outfit the other night at that show. You loved that. I was obsessed. You looked like shit. You just had a flannel on. You were wearing those little sweatpants. You looked like a little boy. It was, ah it added to your performance so much. i looked schizophrenic. You looked freak. yeah I looked extremely homeless. Yeah. I was like, that's what I want to wear. Yeah.
Speaker: Every once in a while, because that's my volleyball. ah It was so cute. Yeah. Thank you. I appreciate that. ah Torn flannel. That was my friend's ex-girlfriend's flannel. A lot of the times, Matthew knows this. If I get a chill, I'm chilly. I sweat a lot.
Speaker: And I'm at a friend's place, I'm like, hey man, I need a, the weather has changed, please give me a long sleeve. Matthew and I have gotten in fights because I haven't returned long sleeves because- but isn't that the best, having a friend's, a friend's long sleeve? That's the best thing. is the best, which is why it was so fucked up for me to demand the return the way I did. But it was a good one. It was my daily, dress like a cartoon character. You always wear the same thing. same this shirt too. Really? But in yellow.
Speaker: Really? Yes. I think the yellow is better. I love the yellow. The white one doesn't stay white for long. No, it's not white. I know, it's such a good... I love wearing... Oh, yeah, it's browned. Did you put your nut? That's your new spot? That's where fuck.
Speaker: That's my fuck hole. That's how I fuck. All right, Edie, what do you want to talk about? Anything that's on your mind lately? Don't do that to me. Okay, fine. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. I saw a child wearing child's fashion the other day.
Speaker: It really struck But how old? How old? Gotta be three. It just, it struck me as sad. The child's shirt said, I'm little and then I need cuddles. No, it did not. I'm little and I need cuddles. That sounds like an uncle put that It sounds like an uncle dressed this kid.
Speaker: and It made me feel so bad for the kid. I was like, if this kid were conscious, if this were a full human being, they would understand the indignity of what they're wearing. Yeah, that's wrong. It's fucked up.
Speaker: Ugh. Boy. Cuddle me. Touch me. No, please. Please touch me. I'm baby. No, no. How about no? I don't think That's what i said to the child.
Speaker: Fuck off. Get away. um Yeah, Edie, what do you want to talk about? do you have any questions for us? oh Let's not make her do that. Edie, what is your favorite animal?
Speaker: I like dogs. Just some plain old dogs. I think it's plain because I like the docile nature. I want to be able to cuddle and kiss and be close. I was thinking about my dogs ah yesterday. you' have a lot of dogs.
Speaker: The two papillons that I had growing up um that I, I mean, just like being a slightly autistic only child, I was not the best person. a team member with my dog. So just kind of freak him out and then leave him alone. You really think you're autistic? No, no, no. I think just growing up, being an only child in the suburbs, there's really no escape from autistic flavor. But I don't think I was born with a different brain. I'm an only child too. I think I'm the least autistic person walk. No, you're anti-autism. Yeah. You're whatever the doctor wants. If there's a shot that you could give to an autistic child, would make it from your would come from me. Yeah.
Speaker: You're like fecal transplant. that stuff is crazy. It's awesome. I've seen it. you that? I do that. Yeah. but I want to do that. suck mine back in. Play with it.
Speaker: I would play with poo. I'm interested. i haven't done it as an adult. There's this um movie about gut health and stuff and they do fecal trans... but Like this girl starts eating capsules of her brother's shit. Wait, you eat the fecal trans? You can eat them now.
Speaker: Yes. you She's auch in her kitchen going like spinning it, puts it in a capsule and eats it to help her gut. But then she started getting her brother's acne. So then she switched to her boyfriend's shit, but then she got her boyfriend's depression. There's a movie there, no?
Speaker: I would get depressed just from eating my loved ones shit, I think. Really? Yeah. She went back to the brothers because she preferred the acne to the depression. of course. Can't you find some fully healthy person your life? Everyone has something going on. Something. You're going to get something. guess everyone has something going on. If you're eating someone's shit, it does make sense that something's going to happen from that. Right.
Speaker: Yeah, nothing. No free lunches, you know? I like how how close um to the sun that is. Like, I like how it's almost really bad.
Speaker: So anyone can just do this with anyone's shit and there's benefits? No, I think they're power it's someone who, like, this girl was having extreme stomach problems.
Speaker: Like, she couldn't shit and her stomach hurt all the time. So she was taking the shit from someone who had a healthy floor microbiome. Yeah. Flora. Ooh, I hate that word. Flowers.
Speaker: Flora sounds like spores to me, or it almost goes into mushroom yeah fungus, and that kind of like, ugh. Yeast. i don't like that. Yeast growing. growth i would eat my brother or girlfriend's shit, I think, if it came down to it.
Speaker: If it came down to me doing it. If you wipe and you get poop on your finger, do you go like this? Yeah. Yeah. course. And then you go, ugh. then you have a little bit of a cat gag like when a cat smells a cucumber um now we talked about this on the jimmy brown episode did you know that in germany they don't use toilet water really because they want to be able to smell whatever's coming out so germans after they take a shit they bend over and they go to figure out if they're sick oh i i'll i'll think i'm sick all the time smells like shit damn this smells like shit
Speaker: That's only if you trust Slovenian philosophers. Was Jimmy Brown in person? Right? I guess that's just a... I forgot. That's a Slavoid. Was Jimmy Brown a philosopher? Yeah. You know about this guy? Yes, I do. I'm obsessed with him.
Speaker: The new guy. The British guy. Yeah. Yeah. He he was not... Always drinking. Always drinking. o I love his face. I'm addicted to it. I love his face. He's beautiful. You guys know about him?
Speaker: Yeah. You know about him? Yeah. Nice. Nice. Um, sipping here. i have to pee. Yeah, we could basically call it. Uh, why don't you pee? Wait, first, what is your favorite?
Speaker: ah just to wrap on a good note, you know, what is your favorite color? Green! And why? and if there was ah There's an end to the... It's life.
Speaker: It's beautiful. This is green. It's it's bright. must be in your happy place. I am. But then how come you're not eating this and you're eating the one? eating... Because this is fruity and I don't like um the mint. Those are illegal.
Speaker: Pierce, what what is your favorite crime? I'm going to ask you this, Edie, so get ready. Don't listen to him. I think my favorite crime is loitering or arson.
Speaker: I think arson is my favorite crime. I just think it's so um it so crazy. It's a victimless crime. Typically.
Speaker: in a similar, I feel like, self-immolating. Is that a crime? I think so. It's illegal. I think it's a really cool way to make a point. One time this guy who has lost his mind since, like he's fully become insane, but but when he was still semi-lucid, he sent me a message on Facebook Messenger and he was like, I had a horrible nightmare that you self-immolated.
Speaker: ah you were And I were talking in an elevator and you said that you were going to change the world. And I said, you probably will, Pierce. You're youre you're amazing. And then the next time I saw you in the same elevator, you were being brought out on the stretcher and you were ash.
Speaker: And it's because you self-immolated. And I just want you to know, i hope you never do something like that. And I said, okay, I probably probably won't. Probably. Did it upset you that he was thinking that you would do something like that?
Speaker: No, I was flattered. Oh. Were you offended that he thought you could turn into ash? Yeah. That's not good when like... I don't think I would turn into ash.
Speaker: No, that doesn't sound right. Ash? Ash. All ash. There's so much water. Isn't the body 90% water? Right. I guess, yeah. The ramillating must take a sec. Must take a sec. You turn into steam. Where do you start?
Speaker: Yeah, the bottom. Start with the feet. You don't use light. The first person to self-immolate without any fuel. Still lighter. you Start with that hair, I guess. The hair is the tender. Oh, yes. Kindling, really.
Speaker: Imagine burning Rapunzel alive. Oh, man. It would smell acrid. ah um All right, go pee, and then we'll we'll we'll sign off the episode.
Speaker: Alright everyone, so that really has been our friend Edie. And that was episode 9? You keep saying 949. 949. I'll say is that this will probably be an audio only episode for our ah free listeners.
Speaker: And then we'll put the video only episode for our paid tier. Yeah, right? Video only. That makes sense. Video only. If you're if you're paying for this, you cannot listen to it without a video component. You play the free audio alongside the Right, so but you'll have to use your friend's ah free account. Mm-hmm.
Speaker: So get a friend to not pay for Chamber of Reason. Soon. um Anything else? Oh, our live show. Our live show is coming up on June 29th, which is a month from when we're recording. No, June 27th. It'll be in the evening.
Speaker: It'll be probably around 7. It'll probably be in New York. It'll probably be in New York in Gowanus. No, ah it's changed. Lifeworld is in Bushwick-ish.
Speaker: It'll probably be around Bushwick. Definitely, probably. At Lifeworld. At a place called Lifeworld. Derek's going to be there. it won't just be me. June 27th, we have Ivy Woke and Jill appearing and maybe one other person pending.
Speaker: Yeah, it's going to be... people like the Edie episode, we'll try to throw Edie on if she's free. We'll try. If people don't like the Edie episode, this will probably be her final sign-off on Chamber of Reason. Wait, Winter Show? June 27th. cool.
Speaker: oh cool Yeah, ain't that cool. Why are we doing it? Why are we doing it? Yeah, I don't remember. Why? Why? Why is our show? And you'll be here full time? I'll be here. I'll be. When are you here? I'm going to be moving to New York, y'all. wo So we're going to be recording episodes just like these on a regular basis. Wait, when are you doing that?
Speaker: I'm moving. I will be living here full time starting on June 16th. Holy crud. So if you're a fan of Chamber of Reason and you're a New York local, DM me and try to hang out.
Speaker: if you If you're actually my friend and you feel like that's correct to do. Otherwise, if it's you just admire me... so Stay home. stay home Don't reach out and don't feel comfortable.
Speaker: Don't feel like you can just talk to me. Don't. Don't feel permission. Okay, we love you, Edie. love you We really, really love that you come you come here. um All right. Cheers, y'all. was awesome. That was a great episode,
Speaker: Cheers.
Speaker: I'm mannequin's attack. I'm talking love and be a hug.
