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Getting Bent Over
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If you listen to this you'll think, "Man this episode really bent me over."
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Sound Check and Listener Engagement
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Check one, two.
00:00:32
Speaker
Oh, there you go, dude. Are you getting me? You got me, dude? yeah I've been running the the Bobby Brown one lately. I don't know if the listeners have. Have you heard anything about my sound? have Have you got that from anyone?
00:00:45
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Oh, yeah. I get texts all the time about the show. What's your boy? Who's our listener? The guy who asked if I'm going to go to Dennis? Oh, that's Tyler. i don't i don't know that he listens to everyone.
00:00:58
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Tyler.
Business Ventures and Personal Milestones
00:01:00
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Business is going all right. It's going in the right direction. I think I might make it to the dentist. 26. Good. That's when I can afford that $63 Costa Rican dentist visit.
00:01:14
Speaker
I'm proud of you, man. $63 is worth two root canals. yeah Way to take control your health. Just playing, boy. ah Dude, I think and I should have brought this up. I don't know if ah my buddy Marty is out there. You remember Marty is one of our listeners and very thankful about the show and everything. St. Louis.
00:01:35
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ah I think when I was there, we had we had like a work reunion party. I think Marty didn't show up because he was getting engaged. So I know this is like five weeks ago, but wanted to say congratulations, man. So Lance, if you could not shit on marriage for an episode, I'd i'd appreciate it, bro.
00:01:52
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Good luck, Marty. Probably not going to have much sex. he He probably needs a new table, dude.
Woodworking Business Insights
00:01:59
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Greater Metropolitan St. Louis area. Probably a live edge guy, don't you think? Yeah, ring him up. Give him that new new marriage 10% discount off an arbitrary price that I made up.
00:02:13
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You probably have no price sheet. You're probably just like, yeah, I'll give it to you for about $6,000. You got a price sheet, bud? Yeah, we have a we have some... I don't have a price sheet.
00:02:25
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The problem is, since lot of these are live ads, they're not like... that you know You kind of do it by what's called board feet, which in is a wood term for basically square footage, but you also have to account for the thickness because there's a lot more wood. and so somebody You might go, what's a fucking seven-foot table? Just give me a number, and that might range a little bit.
00:02:44
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we I have an idea what a seven-foot table is, and then I go off of there. I'm not trying to get that deep, bro. I just want know if you know if you're making profit. It's live edge, bro. It's live edge.
Language and Humor in Professional Settings
00:02:54
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Okay. Yeah, no, we we're going to make a little bit. We're not trying to we're not trying to jab it in, dude You're not trying to rape?
00:03:01
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Nope. We're not going to rape you. Which is a funny term for like a car dealership. I think my dad would use that. Well, they're not going to rape you. They got good prices.
00:03:13
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yeah and be great. it'd be great if you were using that. Like a radio commercial? Come on down. I've got to rape you. It's so funny.
00:03:25
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I mean, it it I think shit like that is probably used to be normal. I mean, what's worse? You'll go, they're not going to ban you over or they're not going to rape you. Yeah, one in the same, right?
00:03:38
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I feel like, actually, I feel like if you say they're not going to ban you over, it's probably okay for most people. It's better than rape for some reason. Yeah, rape's a criminal term. It's it's hard to hear. Bend over is just a ah jovial locker room term for sodomizing one of your buddies because they're pusses. But don't you think in an office, you could say they're going to bend you over and everyone would be fine with it, probably. Even the HR lady. But if if I bust it out, we're we're not going to rape our customers. ah It might be might be like, hey, whoa, our word, Matt.
00:04:14
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You did it again. r word.
Challenges of Comedy and Music
00:04:18
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Oh, I can't remember the context, but I was using, might've been a professional setting and i had to apologize, but I was throwing out gang rape. Gang rape. Yeah. Gang rape's even worse.
00:04:29
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I don't know how you do that with the bend over. don't like that grocery store. I feel like they bend me over and run the train on me.
00:04:39
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HR lady. Yeah. um Hey, i was going to ask, since we are making some jokes here. Get into it, bro. you go You going to do some standup, you think? You actually going to do it?
00:04:51
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um I haven't put much more thought into it than than what we talked about last week. Okay. um I don't know. I mean, I would have to just set a date. i think the first first or second, no, but yeah, both times I did stand up, I think you made me commit to a date because I think you entered me into the Comedy Works contest you were like, I entered you, bro.
00:05:13
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And then I did that thing at your gig, that that hell hell gig. But I would have to just set a date because it's not going to be a good time for me. And I have not thought about doing that.
00:05:25
Speaker
Yeah, I got around to starting to think about writing some comedy songs. So I'm working on five different ideas right now, dude. We'll see what happens. Would you do them in an open mic or a stand-up show if I was like, fine. If I come up there in January, I'll i'll perform if you perform.
00:05:41
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I mean, I might. I might do them in a, like a musical open mic. I don't think people will think they're serious. What? Yeah. So you don't even want it to be funny. You are not, you don't want it to be known that it's funny. You want it, you want to bust it out in like a bleeding heart open mic.
00:05:57
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People are singing about breakups and shit. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Like I got, I got five ideas. You know, some of them are things we've visited many times, but, uh, uh, we'll see. I don't know if they'll be funny yet.
00:06:11
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Uh huh. kind of hard to write a song like that. I mean, it's it's one silly statement after the next. it's ah And then it comes down to how melodic are you? And is there enough of a hook?
00:06:22
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Like, you know, Sloppy Joe, Slop, Sloppy Joe. That's super catchy, but also like super stupid. So you think Sloppy Joe, for example, he he could do that after he was famous or before? Like if he was just busting Sloppy Joe out at an open mic, what would it be funny? or people Are people like, eh?
00:06:42
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I think it'd be funny, man, because it's ah the story of the lunch lady is so visually visceral. People know what that person looks like. They can envision the environment. And it's catchy, right? and the singing is funny and catchy.
00:06:57
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Yeah, for sure. So um I want to see if I can do that. It's just just a little experiment. I don't know I can make it for the January trip if I go up there. I don't know if I really want to get on stage. I have, like, ah the visual visualization of it is not good.
00:07:12
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just see this fucking, yeah, makes me want to vomit. the The thing I have, the insecurity have doing something in comedy is that I feel like all the premises, all the bits have been done.
00:07:29
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And so originality is tough. And I don't know, you'll probably tell me that shouldn't be your main concern. I won't tell you that.
00:07:39
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i think it's i mean I think that's true in every form of entertainment. like there's nothing Nothing's getting better. i mean I think we've we've heard all the best music we're going to hear.
00:07:50
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ah And then stand-up, that's what I was kind of saying the other night when I was talking about the scene hasn't changed. it's the same like... What's that ah fucking show? it was like an MTV show of like a a girl.
00:08:05
Speaker
Dharma? Dharma. Dharma? You know what I'm talking about? Like ninety s It doesn't matter. you know I'm talking about, right? You're just killing the podcast not knowing what the fuck you're talking about before you speak, bro. I don't know why I'm asking you. You didn't have fucking and television until you went to college.
00:08:20
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Let's see. Dude, let me tell you something. the New music is not dead. I'm sorry, bro. That was uncalled. Nova. Nova Twins. look at Go look up the Nova Twins, bro. Yeah, that's good. Oh god, they have everything.
00:08:33
Speaker
They're so hot in there. Daria. They're rad. Daria. Okay, we'll get into that. let me finish It's the same scene. I was saying last week, it's like the same scene. iss always like a Daria chick wearing New Balance. it's like It's all the same.
00:08:49
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And all the premises are like kind of the same. they're just updated with new references. And so it's really hard to dig deep and be like, this is my unique point of view doing standup. Like, I don't, it's, I don't know if it's even possible anymore. I mean, maybe you could start doing shit about modern AI jokes or something. but like Do you know how I'm kind of intrigued by porta potties and the stuff that happens in them? Like, how about that as a premise for a song?
00:09:15
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Yeah, I think it's, well, what are you going to say? oh you're like, oh, someone cornered the market on porta potty material. i don't anybody has. I think it's a fairly unique premise i think i've heard people talk about how like just in general how they suck or i mean there's a lot of material there even the people get have to get creative with the names is is great yeah but uh nobody's sung a song about it i love the fact that sorry that is not what you wanted to start was me talking about port-a-potties but I love the fact that there's probably like multi, multi-millionaires out there and their whole fucking thing was taking porta-potties to events and they got the market and they fucking rent those things out and they take them back and they empty shit and fucking nasty shit out and that's it.
00:10:05
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And they've got a castle, but they still have to tell people this is how we made our money. And I love that there's a probably a $30 an hour job picking those things up and and sucking the juice out of them And I mean, talk about fucking skilled labor. Like there's an art form there, right? You can't just be like, ah, willy nilly.
00:10:24
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Ah, fell over. Who cares? Sucking the juice out of them. yeah ah But ah yeah, right there. I mean, that's that was unique, what we just did.
00:10:35
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That was great. So I think you can do it. And then I got one more like ah a lost track, Alice in Chains lost track where they're singing about Disneyland. I think that'd be funny. You know, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:10:48
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But I think you should do it at a comedy club. Someone will be like, ah, fucking guitar. that's what I i don't want. don't want that. I want to build it organically. I don't know if people are doing that anymore. Festival.
00:10:59
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Dude, i don't give a fuck if they're doing it anymore.
00:11:04
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I'm saying, I don't think you're going to get disrespected. I think it'll be unique. Yeah, all right. Well, that's all that matters to me. Yeah, so I think that'd be funny. But that's the kind of thing. If you had a pizza bar, you don't have to fucking run it through any gatekeeper. You just get on stage, and if people hate it, who
Holiday Planning and Family Events
00:11:20
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cares?
00:11:20
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Eat the pizza. Well, I think you could do – don't know if you want to do this, but you could be sitting in the pizza bar, and you do an Elton John. Yeah. fucking whatever people play piano man and then and then that's billy joel and then out of nowhere they're kind of like just having their conversation then port the porta potty thing comes out as though it's a real song and like 45 seconds into it they're just sitting there eating going what the fuck after you after you laid into all these covers yeah yeah yeah i got a couple other like one is um because we've talked a lot about this which always makes me laugh you know the guys are just really trying to get big
00:11:59
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And they think they're going to look hotter. Yeah. And they're there, you know, i have a whole, a whole poem, if not full lyrics about that, which I think are great. Everything we hate about those guys, fella.
00:12:10
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I think that'll hit. Same with, uh, you should sing it to me, dude. Cause I was doing RDLs a few hours ago. catch Roman deadlifts. And same with, uh, people over whitening their teeth.
00:12:23
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think that's, that's gotten funny. the the yeah I think that used to be worse. like You see some shit on, like I don't know, maybe like the Osmonds or some shit from the 70s where people are just like a whole lot of white teeth there.
00:12:37
Speaker
I think those are veneers, right? Caps? Oh, probably, yeah. Do you do anything to for your teeth? No, I need to whiten them because I got a fake one up front. So there's a little contrast there, buddy. Is it blue?
00:12:49
Speaker
It's pretty high quality, actually, so it doesn't really have much of that. But it's just... It was shaded for my teeth like eight years ago. And my fuck is getting that low. But I got another idea that I've, you know, I like the idea of secretly talking, not, know, covertly insinuating what people can do with a cucumber and electric toothbrush.
00:13:12
Speaker
I got to figure out how a song out of that too. I have made some things about that, but I like that. I like those two phallic symbols for people to visualize. Jamming in their pusses.
00:13:25
Speaker
what's a what's the What's the process? Like you sitting in a room? You got to do this by yourself, right? I think it's two songs I've written, dude. It's just really looking for line by line rhymes.
00:13:42
Speaker
So that if I come back, I get a good i get a good guitar riff and then a good melody. It really doesn't matter if it rhymes. It's going to be sort of funny. And then I think the Porta Potty would lend itself to more of a storytelling type song.
00:13:58
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Porta Domper, dude. Yeah. Yeah, you got you gotta you gotta give yourself a chance, right? You can't be like, I'm writing 20 songs for this open mic. No, it's got to be entertaining.
00:14:11
Speaker
You know, it's got to be entertaining. The the music has to be entertaining, the vocals have to be good. The lyrics probably, they don't they don't have to be well written if you got the other things down, my personal thought.
00:14:22
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Would you do a... Would you go like anything serious, like parody on anything serious? Like rape? Religion? Like a rape?
00:14:34
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Rape, bend me over. yeah if you go bend me over, if you take a request, that would be funny a funny parody if you were able to sort of tastefully just keep singing about bend me over, but talking about like a sales cycle or homeowner's insurance going up or...
00:14:52
Speaker
I hear a lot of people, even my parents, crying about their insurance just getting jacked out control. you anything. Property taxes. This is one area where I will pat myself on the back. you know I don't like to brag very often.
00:15:03
Speaker
I don't like to brag, Matt. I really don't. But, dude, I can sit with a guitar and fuck with anyone and make a song in seconds. And fuck them up, Matt.
00:15:16
Speaker
I can rip into them. Absolutely destroy Rape their self-esteem. all night long. But yeah, that's what I can do. Well, dude, there's people out there getting crazy famous just doing that.
00:15:31
Speaker
They're almost like improv. They're like a mix of a crowd working guitar comic. you know out there just playing music or or and you could just sit in the crowd and start fucking with people but strum along I don't know man I'm not trying to you know that's a thing the TikTok stuff is so so many people are honing that skill so it's kind of hard to be funny well you don't just don't record it and then you won't have sold your don't think I might throw it in this show just to torture people and then you know maybe play it live for some friends and family or and I'd like to sneak it into an open mic like you said
00:16:07
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Play a serious song. Hey. Just doing a lot of real like non-joke. Just hey pussy. Nothing creative. Nice shirt. Fucking loser.
00:16:18
Speaker
As you're playing the guitar. Oh yeah. Anyway. ah Pretty melancholy show. Really? Well you want to talk about religion. So what do you want to know about?
00:16:29
Speaker
I don't know about that. But we don't always we don't always do what we want to do. ah Before we get into that. are you Are you doing anything over the next few days? Yeah, we got people coming over. That's about the same as every year.
00:16:44
Speaker
Does that make you happy or sad? this a good positive or you think going to be some fireworks? well Well, now that they think about performing one of my new songs, it could be good for me.
00:16:55
Speaker
Well, you you mentioned on the last couple shows that that the current state of the world and politics and religion's got, you said you're like, I don't feel like dealing with some of my family members. So I was wondering if you're like you're going to have to deal with them or that's a different crew. Different crew. Yeah, different crew. And then I yeah i cycled through that a little bit, got over some of that.
00:17:16
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That's just part of life. But yeah, cycled through it. And I'm not thinking about that right now. So I just fucking brought you down. My bad, dude. so So Thanksgiving should be a positive event for you this year. Should be, man. Something you're looking forward to.
00:17:31
Speaker
And you got a host. what are you out about? Six grand? One time all in? I actually budgeted an extra. first i die would First I thought it would be $300. But then, you know, November whatever reason, you need to throw in a three hundred you throwing an extra $600 for other shit that comes up in November. I don't know why. That's that's what I found.
00:17:52
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ahead. What's in the 300 seems little light. if you're how How many people are coming over? Well, you know, it it was just a little add on for like a few ingredients. But I mean, I don't know what you it's only like we're only so only two guests this year because my mom and fiance are going.
00:18:11
Speaker
So usually we have about six guests. But it's turkey, bro. I mean, how much is a turkey? 50 bucks? i don't I thought a turkey was like 80 bucks right there. don't think so.
00:18:23
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I guess it depends how big you go on the turkey, but you don't have that big of an event. And you already have a food budget. This is just an add-on to an already defined bucket. Yeah, exactly. Right? Exactly. Wow. And you're not loading up on booze, like going going into some bullshit.
00:18:39
Speaker
Because, okay. Okay, so yeah, 300. Yeah. That sounds nice. Then she went out and bought candles and flowers and all kinds of... That's what fucks you. You know what that does, dude?
00:18:51
Speaker
Bends you over, rapes you. Yeah. Yep, you're like, I got it all planned out, and then here come the fucking useless decorations. And then getting together with all these people, socializing.
00:19:02
Speaker
You know, that's... plan some stupid trips we should all go to habasu in april and then boom there's we did ran we just booked an alaskan cruise and that was just the booking was three and a half three and a half grand wait what Wait till the that's the remaining payment comes due, buddy. It's going to be real. What's that look like, dude? You fly in the... Where do you go?
Cruise Plans and Dietary Choices
00:19:26
Speaker
you go to Anchorage? then you are you You take the cruise from like Seattle up there?
00:19:30
Speaker
Where does it start? Seattle, yeah. Seattle to Anchorage or some shit? Juno? It just kind of goes in different parts of Alaska.
00:19:39
Speaker
It's cheesy, but it's... How many days? I think it's cool. No, it's like seven or eight. i don't know. Seven or eight? That's great, dude. I bet you'll you'll develop some lifelong friendships on that day.
00:19:50
Speaker
I hope so. are you going are we going to Are we going to broadcast that week? Are you bringing the equipment? ah Why not? That'd be fucking dope, dude. You're out on the out on the whales jumping behind you and Eskimos spearing seals and shit behind you while I'm w i'm you know making people happy. You get free internet. talk You get free internet with the purchase of of a room, buddy. So we're good.
00:20:14
Speaker
Wow. That's a whole family show or that's just you and the missus? No, all four of us. I wonder how the kid, my kids, I know Luca would love it, but he's 12. Your kid's like, what the fuck? Why are we going there? They're like, that sounds cool.
00:20:28
Speaker
I mean, they didn't know what it was about, but what we were just looking for something different. We're not cruisers, but the idea that everybody can go off and do their own thing is kind of fun. We talking like a Viking, like one of those small cruises that like like they do in the Rhineland? Or this is like a big carnival? It's actually Virgin. Virgin just like started their operation up there.
00:20:47
Speaker
so And it's all it's kind of like a new boat. It's all tricked out. Dope. I'll be interested to hear how that goes, dude. Not only will you be interested, with you'll be living it with me when we record.
00:21:00
Speaker
yeah I feel like you're going to have to do everything in your little your little heart and your power to try to enjoy it and not get caught up in the be capitalistic indulgence that happens on those cruises. You're just going to have to go with the flow.
00:21:15
Speaker
Somewhat, yeah. But I'll tell you what, America, dude. I'll tell you what, America. I do not have a problem resisting food. My wife gets so mad. Well, you're going to not eat because to prove a point on the cruise? No, I You're not going to accept their buffet? No, I eat, but I'll like – breakfast comes along, I'll eat in the same way I eat. Like I'll have a kind of a nice yogurt, granola, parfait type thing, but I won't keep going like all these other motherfuckers. Then I don't go get sausage links, cheesy eggs and potatoes. I don't eat all that. And then for lunch I'll have nice BLT.
00:21:56
Speaker
And some salmon for dinner. And I'll pretty much repeat that all vacation while every other motherfucker's loading up, boy. I think the idea like I'm going to eat because it's there is kind of funny.
00:22:08
Speaker
Or it's like, oh, it's all you can eat. um It's like, well, you you can only – that doesn't change you. Yeah. It's just it' just there. And since I'm better than a lot of people, dude, I just don't need to do that.
00:22:19
Speaker
But that's man. I would say – dude, but I would say like I think it's cool that – it It gets back to all the shit we've talked about over the last few years. People that can be like, i I have this job and it's fine. I like it. I wouldn't mind being a person. i mean, maybe I am a person. I'm probably better than you about this. I could go on the cruise.
00:22:37
Speaker
I'm just like, I hope I never have to go a cruise in my life. But I could go crush at the buffet. I wouldn't be um i would be like, fuck it. It's good. It's there. I wouldn't be like, but I'm not going to be the guy like, I've got to get three rounds of prime rib, show this motherfucker.
00:22:51
Speaker
what's up but i'm not gonna be like i'm not eating the prime rib because that's uh that's based in capitalism i don't that's not what talking about like i just i just don't need to overeat and in fact it doesn't really ever work for me and it makes fucks me up like if i had an iron gut i might be a little more susceptible to it but i just don't yeah that sounds like hell but like being on a cruise and just crushing Either know drinking too much or eating too much and just sitting in there in those little fucking rooms and farting and fucking food and shit.
00:23:23
Speaker
Yuck. Exactly. Exactly. So that's what what I, you don't have to worry about that with me. Dude, if I, right now, I eat almost the same thing every day. Some trout, some sweet potato, some some greens, a couple other, like, and if I eat anything now, like, like even if I go to, like, an American restaurant, I'm, like, that i I feel like hell.
00:23:46
Speaker
Too much butter, too much salt, yeah. Yeah, it's, like, I'm, like, but what the fuck? Like, even if I don't, ah like, go crazy, I'm, like, god damn, I feel terrible. what Like, what is that? That's good, man. I don't understand.
00:23:59
Speaker
It's good, but it's also like, it shouldn't feel that bad. But sometimes I'm like, God damn, all I had was a fucking chicken salad or some shit. Well, it it feels like the digestive system is this amazing thing that nobody understands, even the doctors.
00:24:11
Speaker
Nobody can figure it out. But I wonder if the healthy food you eat is circulating through your system. And if you're to eat unhealthy, it gets it stops up, it backs up, it clogs. It just feels...
00:24:24
Speaker
My healthy diet is pussifying my- slows down. No, but it's it's actually working the way it should. it I just feel like swollen. like I feel swollen sometimes if I go eat some some food.
00:24:35
Speaker
and I'm not even talking about like horrible food, but like if I go eat like a hamburger at a restaurant- What do you mean swollen? I would say bloated, but it's more like, God, I feel like just uncomfortable. Yeah, bloated. is like Swollen might be ah some heart condition with too much salt.
00:24:53
Speaker
But bloated makes more sense. I could actually be dying. Yeah. I mean. Retaining water. That'd be great if the processed food in the U.S. was so bad, one round of it, and you're like, you're risking death.
00:25:07
Speaker
I don't know. It's weird. But there must be, I think also, though, like it's, if you get into a routine, which I clearly have, you know, you're like you like your body, any little shock to it. if you if If you kind of, if you bounce around a little bit, not even like good or bad, but you eat a couple different things, it's probably better for you than if you get into it, like kind of eating the same thing as I do, all healthy, but then your body's just like, whoa, what is that? No matter what it is.
00:25:32
Speaker
So, I don't know. But maybe you need to train is what I'm saying. You need to train before you get on that cruise. Start to hit a couple of buffets here or there, get ready for it, dude. I got nothing to prove.
00:25:45
Speaker
I anticipate eating like a nice, a big, rich dinner, the equivalent of going out here in town every night, which will be it that will be a big difference.
00:25:55
Speaker
That's enough. but I'm going to keep it clean breakfast and lunch, okay, Matt? You're going work out every day on the on the on the boat? They probably have a dope gym. They actually like highlight that. They have a ton of fitness stuff.
00:26:08
Speaker
Got a hoop. That's where all the hot people hang out, huh? On the boat. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to go to all the entertainment. I'm going do some karaoke, okay? You think they probably got some some stand-up comic working?
00:26:22
Speaker
Music? is that Is it, like, super expensive? Is, like, Bono's going to be there singing? Acoustic session or some shit? or Nah, it's mid-tier cruise, buddy. It's going to be, like...
00:26:33
Speaker
Somebody will be singing you too, but not you too. Meatloaf. That'd be fucking awesome. And I will do anything for love. You were like, what it's fucking Meatloaf. Speaking of that, I never understood that lyric. I'll do anything for love, but I won't do that.
00:26:50
Speaker
No, no. What's he referring to? I never knew. what is he Is he talking about... Anal? Cuckolding? Yeah, something. is he...
00:27:02
Speaker
or is z he He'll always be faithful. I don't i don't get it. that hour or what What happened to us right there? huh We need to edit that out. We both went like extremely ridiculous. well no That's the obvious joke.
00:27:16
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But what what does he mean? Do you know any of the other lyrics? Let me pull that up. phone love but home to that won't thing.
00:27:28
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to that rape thing
00:27:35
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Okay, let's see. But I won't cook bacon and mess up your heart. ah There's nothing there's like nothing in the song, but I'll never do it better than I do it with you so long, so long.
00:27:49
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And I would do anything for love. I would do anything love. I would do anything love, but I won't do that. Yeah, it's just a mystery. that's ah That's pretty dope, actually. He never says it. I'll never stop dreaming every night. No way, but I would do anything.
00:28:04
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ah Maybe it's like I'll never stop liking you, but I'll never stop dreaming of you every night of my life. No way. But I would do anything for love, but I won't do that. Oh, he won't stop loving her. Yeah, it's something like that. That makes sense, dude. That's obvious now that I think about it.
00:28:19
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He won't stop loving her. He'll do anything for love except stop the love. Which reminds me of ah coming to America. If loving the love is wrong...
00:28:33
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Then I don't want to be right. That's that's the same it's the same idea as sexual chocolate. Yeah, I'm going to have to edit that out. no sexual No, it's the guy who brings up sexual chocolate. I'm going to have to edit that out. okay Reverend, if loving in the Lord is wrong.
00:28:51
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don't want to be right. You can edit it out. Go ahead. I'm just kidding. Just be a void. he probably never He probably didn't like Coming to America, huh? I did like that. Tried to watch, ah what was it called?
00:29:05
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Golden Child? Eddie Murphy? ah The other night I was on that. Does not hold up. He kind of, I mean, he had that run the kind of like Will Ferrell where like he was popping in the early 80s and they were just cranking him, putting him in everything.
00:29:20
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Like, Every fucking thing. When I was like in fifth grade, Golden Child was dope. it It was great for kids. It was my favorite one of my favorite movies. But Beverly Hills
Eddie Murphy's Legacy in Hollywood
00:29:29
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Cop's still good. 48 Hours, still great.
00:29:31
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those are Those are classics. Trading Place is great, but not fucking Golden Child. Oh, Trading Places was great. But this is what I'm talking about. with we were saying earlier about things just never get better. all right Eddie Murphy fucking wrote the book on like the black cop still having some some soul and being funny and talking shit through the whole thing.
00:29:51
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And then that was it. i don't need to see Will Smith doing it or anyone else. that's like Eddie did that 40 years ago. Yeah, we didn't we didn't need bad boys. No, and they made like nine of them.
00:30:02
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Yeah. Worse than fucking Fast and Furious, whatever it's called. Yeah, yeah. It's like, all right, we get it. That guy's smooth. He's smooth. Well, one of the right and one of the things that I would consider, because I watched a little bit of his ah documentary.
00:30:17
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Eddie? Yeah, there was a time where society... In 19 when that shit was popular, right? I know. right But there was a time when they were there was only they would only like allow one black star in all of America. It was like Sidney Poitier and then fucking Richard Pryor and then basically Eddie Murphy. And then and he said he over... They had Cosby was like the the cosby family version. Well, he had... I mean, I don't know how his fame... His his flying broke ah this fame broke at different times in different ways. but osman yeah Cosby broke like a white boy.
00:30:49
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But after Eddie, he says, which I think you'd have to agree with, then a bunch of... Black dudes became big. Morgan Freeman, Denzel Washington, and a bunch of others. Even like people like... Because once you get established at top tier, then you have space for like a Wesley Snipes. Yeah, Wesley. I was going to say him. yeah Jamie Foxx and Will Smith. and Will Smith then took the mantle i mean at one point, but...
00:31:14
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Yeah, so then then he opened up the doors. I don't know, yeah. And he did, yeah, so I thought that was i was nice of him to open those doors. And then he went away. He stopped stand-up. He went Stopped stand-up, but he didn't go away.
00:31:29
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Recently he went away. It's like, what do you have, Harlem Night and then the fat thing and then- Dr. Doolittle or whatever, yeah. And then, yeah, he was gone.
00:31:41
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For a while. Yeah. Taking a break. How is that? Is that worth it? Is that ah is that a good watch? It's a high-eat. It's high-eat. Eddie Murphy. He did spring some people, though. Chris Rock.
00:31:53
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He put them in New Jack City. Yeah. He did. I think that was i think that was Eddie. I don't dude. Don't act like you know about the blacks, okay? You don't know shit.
00:32:06
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No. I don't.
00:32:10
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Yes, sir. Now it looks like you're having some audio issues.
00:32:18
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And I will do anything for love.
00:32:23
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The world is changing.
00:32:28
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I can say anything I want. You can't stop me. You can't cancel me.
00:32:48
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I am, I am a people pest