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Oh, there you go. Yeah, that's it. You get kidnapped, don't you? Yeah, you get kidnapped by Atlas, who, for some reason, and I never really noticed this, but he keeps slipping between accents with his henchmen, who, quite frankly, shouldn't know that he was Fontaine. Because even in the very first Bioshock game, there is a woman called, think, Diane McCormack, who was one of Andrew Ryan's love interests, and I use that very loosely, because, let's face it, Ryan only loved Rapture. and his ideals, they didn't really love anybody else beyond that as much but he basically bet her to death to keep his secret and you're telling me he's slipping between Irish and American in front of his cronies and he's got all of his, you know what it reminds me of? You know the scene where you get kidnapped by Atlas and he's like, oh, get the code or whatever and we'll release Sally. You know the scene where you go into his room and he's got all of his disguises up like that scene in Paddington 2? Ha ha ha! You know Hugh Grant, he's got all the things up. That's what it's like. Why would you have these openly up, perfectly perched on top of the mannequin heads and the things? You're like, this is the fucking secret. Here's the evidence to all my crimes. And you know, she kind of rolls her eyes and goes, oh, he was Fontaine. And it's like, yeah, we know, because we played the first game. Jesus Christ, Elizabeth, catch up. And yeah, as we were saying, there is an emphasis on stealth, which I really did not like. And it annoys me as well, because you can go up to someone, smack them in the face with a wrench, and they don't care. They just stumble back and go, oh, what was that? And then you keep hitting them and it doesn't kill them. You have to be behind them and knock them on the head. And I get the whole, oh, Elizabeth, isn't she such a fragile, small flower? I'm sorry, no matter who it is, if they smack a wrench in your face, I mean, look at the Simpsons with Maggie. She nearly killed Homer by throwing a spice rack on them. Or was it a hammer? You know the itching scratchy episode I'm talking about? yeah i think it's a hammer yeah it's a hammer yeah because he's making the space rock yeah i refuse to believe that this woman who's gone through everything elizabeth has gone through and as we've seen in the prior games well through infinite she is capable of picking up a laser rifle or a machine gun and throw it across a room at you i refuse to believe that she can't handle a weapon But like you said, they're trying to portray her as this fragile, sneaky sort, and it's like, well, yeah, I suppose, but also just give her a handgun. I mean, if I had a penny for every time Elizabeth kicked a guy in the balls in this game, I would have two pennies, which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice.