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Week 9 Exit - Shart Survivor
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Introduction to the Guillotine League Podcast
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Welcome to the chopping block the guillotine league podcast made for you.
Getting to Know Big Spence and Pat
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What's up guys if you're listening to this and you're still in the league you're in the top half you're elite and on this podcast we're gonna talk to somebody soon here who unfortunately is not elite but I do have big Spence spence with me what's up i got my webcam on today we should be doing like a video of this too and you know we're all here i could upload the video that would be hype that would be hype uh and also with us uh pat big pat what's up yeah nothing much uh wasn't hoping to be on here so soon but uh glad to be here with you guys though yeah you uh our first timer but uh you know you didn't do too bad how do you feel uh guillotine went for you yeah you know rookie year 18 18 person-person draft, draft.
Pat's Draft Picks and Early League Exit
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I think I killed the draft. Probably the best-drafted team in the league. I think that's pretty solid. I had Nico, Rice, Tyreek, Hall. I think I bid on Tyreek. And then I get Jaden Daniels and Baker. Nailed the QBs. Had David Njoku, McBride at tight end. So, I mean, it was just solid squad. Really one of my favorite teams I've drafted in a while. It was a clinic. It was a clinic. You guys were glazing me early on, too. So, when I lost, you know, the birds started chirping there in the chat. I think I was kind of like one of those guys people didn't want to see move on. So, it was like, all right. So, no, definitely a fun year thank you for inviting me uh definitely uh hoping to come back next year do better yeah you'll be back i think you were you you were like the first out this year where i was like that was a tough one like you should not have probably exited when you did your team your team was better than many rosters, including mine, that are still around. Some early glaze there from Spence. Appreciate it. More to come, I'm sure. Come on. Once we get to the bids, every player was good. I like how the bids worked out too, but I'll save it for when we get there. Do you feel like you got out too early? Oh, with the talent I had, who was it? A couple weeks ago, he was saying, oh, I would have won it all. I'm not saying I would have won it all, but I feel like I would have been one of the final four or something, at least give my money back a little more more i was expecting to cash out at least a little bit here yeah unfortunate for sure um yeah it is it i mean we have glazed you okay everybody knows it it's bothering some of the other fellas i can tell i think well deserved you know uh i think, I agree with Spencer. I think it's a little too early. Here's something fun. You got out with 96.96. Who
The Bidding Process in the League
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would have thought? My birth year, yeah. How about that? Wow. It's meant to be. It's meant to be. Well, we can start getting into the biz. There's definitely some interesting things going on. Pat, did you get a chance to look at these suckers? Oh yeah, most of them. I even did my own power rankings of the teams left here. I'll throw in my own segment here if you guys are ready. I love your segment. You're more prepared than Joel for this podcast oh this is hyped up pot here i'm ready i'm right bro let's hear the power rankings that's where we're gonna start i'm ready yeah bottom to top or top to bottom here is this uh bottom to top on the top something sharp right it's gonna be something sharp as the the segue here uh the sharp mountain the sharp pyramid top of it yeah sharp mountain yeah so number nine you guys are probably agree it's what the digs in her butt teams is not looking too good don't know the exact roster I'll just leave it at that. Not projected do well this week. Number eight got grub dubs. You know, he cashed out early on like three or four weeks ago. So he's hanging in there still. So you can still, you know, steady the ship for a couple more weeks. And then seven, I got that Stroud nine guy. His wide receivers are just looking tough. So can't be too high in my rank because you don't have good wide receivers. Six, got D-Biggs. Just, you know, not a lot there, I would say, for this late in the season. It's a team, but not a lot there. And then number five, I got you, Joel. All right. Good wide receivers, but I'm smelling a shark coming for you. I don't know. Your team's due here. I want to check that diaper. Four, I got JJ. Deep squad, but same thing. Something maybe is brewing in the water this week. So if your name starts with a J, maybe you might be in trouble this week. JJ and Joel. Three, I'm going to return the glaze here. I got big Spence. Got that Chase Brown boost this week. So I thought Zach Moss would be a good guy this year, but it looks like his neck's hurt. So Chase Brown's looking good for fantasy. And then two, got Mitchell, Mitch. But I think he's benching Jaden Daniels. So I would start him this week. If you're going to pick up my guy, at least start him for me. And then number one is that the chummy guy. He picked up like almost my whole team. So it's almost like perfect. I get this route for him every week. Stack squad. He even like dropped a dunes day today. So stacked. So, and he's got pickens cooper on the bench i mean way to go i don't know if his name's actually chummy or what it is but yeah it's chummy that's his name chummy that's joel too yeah it's the start of the j wow all right well chummy's my number one for sure i like like the the shirt Sharp Mountain. I think when I go at the end of this, record a Sharp Mountain audio. Oh, edit something in, yeah. Yeah. I'll let Spencer say something saucy. Okay. I'll drop in the beginning. I mean, this podcast is just going to turn into us just hyping each other up. But, I mean, for me to be ranked at three, that's a big deal because every week I've been told I'm the shittiest team in this league, ready to be the next guy in this pod. So, you know, I feel like I'm turning the ship around. So I like to hear that. The
Power Rankings and Bidding Strategies
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Chase Brown boost, that's going to help you, I think. And I don't know if he picked up any last week or what it was, but yeah. I got a guy named Breeze. Well, let's go over how the I'm Just a Bug guy got to the top of the sharp mountain. Interesting week here. All right, I'm going to preface this. I saved it for the pod. I was going to put some bids in, as I normally do, on Monday night. I dropped the players, and I immediately put some bids in. And I had somebody on my IR that was out, and I'm like, ah, shoot, I don't want to risk it if they become questionable. So I didn't do it. I didn't put the bids in. And then last night, some things were happening, and the mind just wasn't there. I didn't put my bids in. Got a little distracted. My plan was I was going to drop my whole load on basically every player and just see if I get one of them. Now, one of those players I was going to drop my whole load on was Trey McBride, who ended up going for $6. So I dodged a bullet with the overpay, but I didn't get anybody. You sat this one out. That's tough. What were you doing last night that you forgot? Yeah, I was, you know. Were you going through something? Yeah. No, no. It was a great night. Great night, yeah. Grease and the weasel or something. Yeah, greasing the weasel, you know. Is that like a known phrase? I just made it up. I like it. Yeah, anyway. I don't know. Yeah, I was chilling. All right. We got Nico Collins for 117. All right, Pat. Team was stacked. All right. There's a lot of players that could go number one here. All right. Any surprise with Nico going highest amount? I mean, I feel it. He's back this week. They say the hammies all good to go. He's running like 20 miles per hour. So I feel that's a good price. Like 117. Solid pickup. CJ just loves throwing to him. I thought he would love throwing to Tank, but he loves throwing to Nico instead. So I think like an easy 15, 20 points this week. That's a good pickup. Okay. I agree. Hard glaze there, yeah. No, I mean, if he didn't get injured, I actually thought Nico, the rate he was going, going to be the number one wide receiver. Oh, yeah. And what, I picked him like second, third round? Yeah. Settle down. I can't acknowledge that anymore. I just get in trouble. All right. We got Jonathan Taylor for 111 to chase. He still he doesn't bump up from from ninth place, though, and start mountain. I mean, I like JT, but they put in Flacco on the run games looking pretty rough. And of course, JT got me out watching that game. It was first drive. It was looking good. And then they fumble it. The botched handoff.off you got Garrett in the chat saying how's JT not losing points for that fumble I'm like all right yeah I get it I get it we want me to lose here can we at least not you know hold it in here for a couple hours so that was the only drive they had a chance then it was just brutal to watch and then Flacco would not check down to the running backs like even Chris Collinsworth was going like here's a guy i won't look at his running backs when he's passing it's just like brutal to watch i couldn't get any any points out of them so tough i'd say it's solid pickup but for the other guys available i think he could uh got someone a little bit different a little better maybe now chase is uh indianapolis fan so could have something to do with it there. I did not know that. Yep. Are you hiding this information here? A little insider info. I just don't even know why. For those who don't know, that is Joel's brother-in-law. But I don't, knowing that family, they were in LA. Where's the correlation come? I don't know. His whole family's Golds fan. Okay. Yeah, I don't know. He's got some explaining to do in the chat, I guess. Yeah, he's got some explaining to
Chummy's Strategy and Surprising Moves
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do. Yeah, Chase, drop the story. We need to know. All right, we got Big Spence here. Number three on Sharp Mountain, picking up Brees Hall for 104. Massive overpay by $70. Oh. I mean, if you would have told me, I could have got Brees Hall for 40 bucks. I mean, I just didn't believe it. I'm pretty cool with 104 like i think i would rather pay 104 for breeze instead of 111 for jt um so i'm not even mad um i was honestly pretty happy that i got him for 104 but you're right i guess i overpaid yeah as a jets fan uh he'll fuck you sometimes game script but uh hopefully we're on the up and up. You know, how many points is Brees going to get this week, Pat? Oh, I mean, who they got this week? They got the Cardinals. I'm going to beat the game. That's like, oh, you're going to be there, too? I mean, he's going to show out for you, then. He's going to show out for you. So that's like two tutties. Roger's going to like do an audible at the line. He's going to catch a pass out of the backfield for a tutty. No, I think that was a good pickup for Spence, especially if they're playing the cards. They're like Swiss cheese on defense. I saw Spence did 104 for JT and Breeze Hall. So kind of just said, hey, put my hand in both pots here. See what I come out with. I did joe mixon but i did it had a flag on the play though yeah yeah had a flag on the play i was dropping the same player for each one uh my roster has basically had one running back this entire year i've been starting i don't know devin singletary or some backup roshan johnson so i just needed a running back i don't care which one i got you had three good ones i was like i'll take any we'll let the we'll see what i get i like it yeah we got all right another chummy here with joe mixon for 78 two people bid higher but uh they got other players yeah kind of a dub. Kind of a dub for Chummy. Yeah, I'm going hard glaze here. Fat W. Out of those three running backs, he's probably my favorite. They just love feeding Mixon the red zone. It's like we're going to feed Nico 20-20, and then we're going to get the red zone and just let Mixon score every time. I think he's due for another big week, too. I know I'm just glazing every guy we've picked up here so far, but. Love it. Love it. We also got a couple more chummies. We've got Malik Neighbors for 69. Nice. And Tyreek Hill for 52. Bugman has picked up Nico Collins, Joe Mixon, Malik Neighbors, Tyreek Hill. Woo! Woo! I mean, if we're going to point the finger, how did this happen? Who's still got money left over? Mitch has got $3.72 left. How are you not putting some bids in here? What are you doing? We got, I don't even know, Eddie? Is he still alive? QQCav? I think they're out.
Mitch's Conservative Approach and Reflections
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Everybody else is like 140, 130. I guess Mitch wants to save his... Maybe it works out next week, but Chummy's pretty stacked. Mitch went conservative. I don't think he bid more than $40 on any of these guys. Or he bid 56 on Mix yeah yeah i don't know what mitch was doing that was my biggest like like head scratcher other than that i was shocked that uh chummy dropped patrick mahomes like yeah i don't know why he did that um but whatever cool i guess maybe he thinks he he's trash, but okay. That was the only head scratcher from Chummy on this entire waiver session. He's trying to set up the shard, I guess, with Mahomes. Someone picks him up. I don't know. Who's going to take the bait, I guess? Pick him up. We also got Jayden daniels to mitch for 33 so he did win a bid uh and then rounded out with chummy with uh six dollar trey mcbride probably the steal of uh of the pickups here yeah i mean mitch finally bids on a guy but he's got joe burrow in his lineup for the thursday night game tomorrow so it's like you're gonna to pick up Daniels, but stash him for a week. You're going to redshirt him here for a week. Got to learn the playbook or something, Mitch. Like, come on, put him in there. Yeah, honestly, this might be one of those moments where, you know, Mitch loses in like week four. And he's like, shit, should have, should have, you know, not let Chummy get all those players in uh whatever week we were in now week 10 yeah miss could lose this week oh yeah i feel like anyone could lose any week for the most part but he has some questionable starters um like i guess kareem hunt's fine and ramondii Strevenson's a little sus. Upgrade. Let's upgrade, bro. Where did I put Mitch on my rankings? I had him number... Second. Second. Because he's got 8chan, too. 8chan's getting fed, for sure. But he's... It's that Hopkinsite and Mooney. I don't know. What are they going to do this week? I don't know. Low-key like sleeper wide receivers. Low-key. I'll keep sleeping this week. We got the bids. Pat, you obviously gave us the sharp mountain rankings. Are you going to stick with what's written on the mountain, or are you going a little free ball here? I know I couldn't hold it in there. I had to get my Sharp Mountains rankings out pretty soon here, but I'm sticking with them. Unless Mitch here, maybe next week or so, picks up someone's team just because he has all the money left over. But I'm liking Chummy here. Okay, Chummy to win it, Chase to go out next week. If the Shark Mountain is perfect, what do you think we should do? Well, that's like what? Like a nine-person win parlay hitting almost. I don't even know what the odds would that be in Vegas here. Give me the odds on that. Even if I just hit like three in a row, everyone has to glaze me in the chat or something. Tell
Advice for Future Drafts and Lighthearted Moments
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me something. Yeah, all of them. We need to rebrand the league to like the Sharp Mountain or something. Get a Sharp Mountain trophy. We got to go all in on the marketing. I mean, I'm thinking pull out all the stops if he goes perfect from here on out. I mean, time will tell here. Maybe they're just going to flame me in the chat here saying, like, what is this guy doing? I don't we'll see yeah you know um i think overall tough sucks to suck just tough um pat do you have any beef to start or any beef to uh to maybe squash you know maybe you're feeling good tonight uhwise, not really. I mean, I don't know. I feel like people should have just, you know, if you're going to be wanting me to get out, say with your chest here, say, Pat, I want you out this week. Don't be doing this. Hey, what's up with that scoring play? Or start chirping when I'm finally out here. Oh, Sterling Shepard got you out. That's tough. Like, okay. All right, buddy. All right, yeah. I got out either way. It's whoever got me out. It doesn't matter, bud. Just, you know, Jonathan Taylor let me down. That's kind of the big point I'm getting from that. It's like, couldn't Flacco. He's not elite. I thought I was going to get something from him, but that was a tough Sunday night watch any uh any advice to your future self next year what would you do differently i just got to do the same routine on whatever the slow draft i was doing get data drafted as good as a team i did this year other than that probably save my money maybe a little bit more here and there uh i don't know i feel like for a rookie rookie, kind of hung in there. I didn't do too many overpays maybe. But I don't know. I'm out now though. So can't really talk too much here. Okay. Any last thoughts to leave the people with? Give me like a one to ten here. How was the Pat Zingas guest pod here? Especially with the video cams here. Who is the most handsome? If you upload the videos here. Put it in the chat. Most handsome power rankings. Joel, Pat, and Spence. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. You got to glaze one and flame one. It's going to be marry, fuck? Wow, you said that. You said it, Big Spence, not me. Spencer just wants to fuck a dude, I think. No, no, no, no. Settle down. It's that good old game. Never mind, never mind. Shit. You want to give us an example here or something? I'm going to let them figure it out. I just... I'm watching a lot of Kill Tony lately. Have you guys ever watched that? The podcast comedy show? Yeah, he's gay. Yeah. Just trying to practice my stand-up and I just thought, man, that was a perfect segue. Didn't hit. That one did not land. Glad you felt comfortable to try it out there. Yeah, exactly. Just strike one. Took a shot. Got another pitch
Closing Remarks and Fun Emoji Suggestions
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coming. Missed, it's all right. Billy's going to love it. I'm going to burst an artery. Oh, that's a good chuckle. Thanks. All right, Pat, last order of business. Give the boys an emoji. I mean, there's a lot of things they're going to have to drop in the chat. We've a laundry list here. What emoji should people drop so we know they made it this far? Definitely pineapple. Give me a pineapple. Okay. A little sweet glaze. Yeah, sweet glaze and then do what Spence said to do in the chat. All right, Pat.
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of course it was fun