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Ep. 20 Longlegs 2024
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Nick & Gerald go over their recent physical media pick ups and review Osgood Perkins' newest film Longlegs!
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Episode Introduction
00:00:00
Speaker
Hello and welcome to episode 20 of the Two Guys One Screen podcast. I'm Bob the fucking builder because there's a lot of banging going on in my apartment. um Yeah, my name is Nick. And I'm Gerald.
Long Legs Movie Release
00:00:14
Speaker
And today, the long awaited episode ah of Long Legs this year is released by Osgood Perkins. Shout out Osgood. Yeah.
00:00:27
Speaker
No, but
Apartment Noise Troubles
00:00:28
Speaker
honestly, I'm sorry. There's a lot of banging going on and I have no control over it. It's like they're... I don't even know what they're doing. No, I wish I knew what they were doing. I wish they could have sent out a letter out saying, hey, we're going to be making very loud banging noises at 10 a.m. Yeah. case Is it in the hallway? It's got to be in the hallway, right? It could be upstairs. It could be oh and two two stories up. It could be below me. It sounds like it's behind me. Yeah, it does. Because there's a guy that lives next door to me.
Neighborhood Speculations
00:00:55
Speaker
Shout out to this guy. You're definitely not listening.
00:00:57
Speaker
Uh, he's handicapped. He is in a wheelchair and he can't walk. So maybe they're like, they're like putting in a ramp or something. I don't know. I'm just guessing. yeah Why would he end up ramping a one bedroom apartment? I don't know. Maybe he needs one. You never know. You never fucking know. Uh, yeah,
Long Legs: Vibe vs Logic
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Speaker
long legs. We're going to do some physical media pickups, but long legs is a film that I've now seen three times. I saw it twice in the theaters. I went the second time I went and saw it. Uh,
00:01:27
Speaker
I went to a 10 p.m. showing and it was kind of spooky. I like got to work and went and I was like, that was fucking even more creepy. Really? Yeah. I mean, you know, it's a nighttime. It's a vibe. I've realized this movie is more vibe than logic. Yeah. Nothing logic because it does a lot of questions about this movie that you and I both have. Maybe yours were answered. I think a couple of mine were answered. I feel like, yeah, on subsequent watches, it kind of makes more sense.
00:01:56
Speaker
um We will get into all that, but sorry, we actually have been away for like two weeks. I'm getting back into this. Got a hit, but yeah, the. club
Social Media Updates
00:02:07
Speaker
ah So follow us on Instagram, two guys, one screen pod, send any comments, concerns, requests to two guys, one screen pod at gmail dot.com and follow us on letterbox. Our links are in the description.
00:02:22
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And the the TikTok update, as we said, it would probably come three weeks later. Here we are three weeks later with the update. ah We got banned.
00:02:33
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um i I turned my personal page into the new TikTok page. That link will be in the description. The link that has been the past couple of episodes will just take you to nothing because that account's been deleted. ah Follow the new page.
00:02:49
Speaker
We need the support. Follow it. Is it ah two guys, one screen pod? I believe that is the correct answer. Yes. All right. You want to get into some physical media? We should say
Boutique Media Sales
00:03:01
Speaker
there has been. I have a theory that all of these boutique labels come together and say, let's all have a self at the same time.
00:03:14
Speaker
Has to fucking Kino scream arrow. I mean, you know umbrella, you name it. They they're all on sale together for different length of time. Right. Maybe because the holiday season are coming up, you know, tis the season to be sneezing. Shout out J. Stu. Yeah.
00:03:33
Speaker
You want to go further than you go first. I got I got three johns, three johns. Yeah. All right. I'll I'll I'll tell three. OK.
00:03:43
Speaker
So Scream Factory did a big sale. So
Halloween Movie Opinions
00:03:48
Speaker
I ordered a lot of stuff from Scream Factory. ah I finally upgraded Halloween 4 and 5 to the Scream Factory 4Ks. Which Halloween 5 is tough. It's tough. It's a bad movie. It's sick. Oh my god.
00:04:11
Speaker
six is the worst movie six i gave a half star i watched that this week holy shit halloween three is way better than six huh now looking at it halloween three's got some sauce to it in the season and i will say i think i said on the friday the 13th episode which go watch that or listen to if you haven't about like the overall franchises i've watched Halloween one through six. Halloween 2018 kills and ends. I've seen H2O before. I've watched both of Rob Zombie's movies. Halloween, I think, has the worst. Shit. And I haven't seen all the Friday the 13th and I've seen all the nightmare completely. The banging is crazy right
Halloween Series Logic
00:04:51
Speaker
now. They're so mad that I said that. so They're so angry that I fucking just said that. But they are trash, dude, trash.
00:05:00
Speaker
Horrible what I wanted to say also that I was a little disappointed about is Halloween 2018 did not hold up as well as I wanted it to Damn, really really remembering but like that movie so much and I it just fell off for me in Halloween What does it ends the last one? What the fuck was that movie? Yeah, what was that? Literally, what was that movie? I was told I was watching them We bet we were on this podcast saying do not if you get stabbed do not take things out out of your body Yeah spoilers for Halloween ends Cory stabbed himself in the neck and Jamie Lee Curtis is like, oh my god. and She's like, let me just pull it out of them What first of all what? Don't save that motherfucker. No fuck that he's evil and you knew he was evil right the whole fucking how do you feel about that by the way? So now you know, here's my here's my hot take.
00:05:56
Speaker
Maybe this isn't even hot. They're so angry that i said I'm saying this, dude. They're literally laying it down over there. I hope it's important. I hope it's to get like my new dryer that hasn't worked in fucking the summertime. Or my new microwave. I don't know. Probably not. um Probably not.
00:06:11
Speaker
i Feel that they should have made Halloween ends The second movie and then made an unofficial trilogy out of the OG Halloween Halloween 2018 and Halloween ends Get rid of fucking Halloween kills and just make that the trilogy don't make a third movie like today That's a good idea because the second like Kills is just like Uh, Lori is a fucking mess, which, yeah, I'm sure you're, you're a fucking mess. And then we get to Halloween end and she's like, you know what? I've just decided to live my life and I'm going to be happy. Meanwhile, we all know for sure. Michael is alive. Great. We definitely, we definitely know he's alive.
00:06:54
Speaker
one thing Like, yeah every movie where you're like, oh, he could be dead people ares never dead. People are still paranoid. But the one movie where you know for a fact he's alive, everyone's just like, yeah, it's cool. Also, what is this bullshit about Michael is... We try to do this this this thing, and at least the the original ones tried to do this, of like, Michael is supernatural. Which is fine, and I like that about his character. I think he needs that. We get to this movie, and he's just an old man.
00:07:24
Speaker
Just can't do it? Yeah. Just can't get it up anymore? Can't get it up anymore. Just the tip? but Nah. What in the fuck? Yeah. Corey, I mean, he was fine. I don't know. I was like, he's not Michael. He's a guy. Michael should not have to deal with being old. He's he's a is evil. Right. He is the company of evil. Like, that's the whole thing. Like, Loomis was always saying, like, he is just pure evil. But I guess what they were trying to say was like, you know, evil is like,
00:07:54
Speaker
Evil never died. Like the embodiment of it can die. Sure. Which i i I didn't like. The whole like. They're really angry. They were saying this. They're so mad. The whole like Michael is kind of.
00:08:11
Speaker
like shooting his evil into Corey. Oh, like is that. Oh. Hello. that we Is that like what was happening? Like it I couldn't tell if it was actually happening. Or if it was like. I think that weird eye contact they made in that movie was part of it. You think so? He was like shooting his is load. Yeah, I think.
00:08:37
Speaker
That's what I'm talking about. I don't know. But also, the other thing I don't like about that movie is why, why, I didn't say that sound for us, but ah listen to that episode. I don't know where it's from. I don't remember.
00:08:52
Speaker
um Why do we have this narrative, and I really don't like it because it stems from Halloween kills, that all this is Lori's fault. Literally, how is it her fault? None of it. How is any of this her fault? Oh, I'm sorry that I was born I'm sorry that I was attacked by a man randomly on Halloween 40 years ago So sorry that happened so sorry that I'm the one that crashed the bus Yeah, what also that's nothing? I'm fucking sick of why in every single fucking Halloween movie is he escaping from a bus or an ambulance? Don't be done with that
00:09:27
Speaker
They just need to like get better fucking security. I just I just don't like why are we still transporting Michael Myers after all this time? Have you not just put him like have you not learned your lessons yet guys? He shouldn't be in like a they always put him in like in a mental hospital or something Yeah, like just put him in like a big-ass hole. Well, I will say the the the place he was at in 2018.
00:09:48
Speaker
I was like, all right, I thought that that was just like in the middle of a yard. Well, it's just the yard, but he has like an inside part to imagine. He's I hope he's in solitary confinement. But then at the end of like five, I think they put him in a prison and he just explodes. What is that about? Well, sorry, we're all over the place, but I i four or five and six are bad, man. I still have to rewatch H2O 17 in a couple of years. I like the end of it, I'm pretty sure. But I don't remember. It was like kind of mid and I've never seen resurrections.
00:10:18
Speaker
Don't. I mean, you can, but... No. I mean, I want to to say I've watched everything, and I'm making a ranking on my letterbox, which is private right now, but I want to watch them all. To say I did. It's got Busta Rhymes in it. Yeah, and Six had Paul Rudd. He couldn't save that piece of shit. No. That movie is wow. Yeah, really bad. Like, everything goes the Satan route, right? That's kind of how it goes. don't I don't really know what happened in that movie.
00:10:45
Speaker
I'm just like the cult ct of the thorns. Curse, cult, kill, bride. um Yeah, i don't I don't really know the way my mic just literally fell over. They're so mad that we're saying this. The spirit of evil. Spirit of evil is very angry with us.
00:11:06
Speaker
Literally. I don't know what I was saying. The way it's shot, there's too many cuts. It's too all over the place. None of it really makes sense. They don't really tell you that the lady, I guess I'm just dumb, but that the lady is Jamie grown up, which by the way, Jamie's character arc could have been so cool. Like at the end of, I guess it's four, where she stabbed the stepmother or whatever.
00:11:31
Speaker
leading into the next movie would have been cool. That's the way to do Cory like that. That's a cool way to do it. Right. And then they just kind of abandon that. Then she just stops talking. She's like, you know what I mean? She's telling color. Yeah. ah Anyways, I'm happy you got all those on physical media. I'll fucking never upgrade mine. Fuck those movies. The Halloween six looks like it was shot on an iPhone three. Yeah, it's rough looking. It's terrible looking.
00:11:59
Speaker
There's also like the producers cut, which people say is like the better version to watch. Yeah. That's the one you watched. I don't know. It was on Amazon. OK. Yeah. ah All right. So what else you got? Was that it? That was a big tangent, huh? Yeah. I got this movie called Bad Moon. It's a werewolf movie. I'm very excited to watch that.
00:12:23
Speaker
um That's three. Anything else you want to share with the class? Sure, with the class.
00:12:33
Speaker
ah A movie I still need to watch. ah We should have watched this instead of Cannibal Holocaust when you were here. Oh, yeah. But ah a movie called Eight Millimeter with Nicolas Cage and Joaquin Phoenix. No, I'm happy to say that I've watched that movie. I know it's ass, but Gerald and I both we watched also watched Green Inferno, which we were talking about on the inside episode. That movie does not have shit on inside.
00:12:57
Speaker
I can say no. i I hadn't seen it. Now I can say, hey, it doesn't have shit on inside. It's not even a good movie. No. Also some pretty wild ass shit. they They were like bus to 9-11. They like basically said that in that movie. Yeah, Eli Roth had some hot takes, huh? Yeah, some hot, hot, hot takes. So why you why are you bringing up 9-11 when that movie came out in like 2013? I don't know.
00:13:23
Speaker
All right, I got some ah some Scream Jawns that I don't know about. One of them you know about, one of them you might've forgotten about, the one you're gonna be blindsided by. Okay, we'll start with stuff you probably know about. i agree I finally, so Amazon also had a sale on Screen Factory stuff, because Screen Factory was having the sale. So I did it on screen on Amazon, because it's Amazon. um I finally got a proper copy of Misery,
00:13:50
Speaker
Oh, there you go. I know, I know. I want to get the Kino, but this is available. It was like $13. I was like, fuck it. I want it. That's a good for my misery. Look like a fucking fake knockoff, which we have the same copy, I think. Yeah. Does that on the back, does it have like a two K scan or something or is it just 4K restoration from the original film? Oh, OK. Plus, I got actually a player, so it might look nice.
00:14:14
Speaker
Right. That might be a better option instead of paying like $50 for the 4K from Kino. Would love to do this for the podcast. Fucking great movie. Oh, for sure. ah Next one I mentioned a long time ago, but it finally actually it like actually showed up. The Krampus, the naughty cut 4K steelbook.
00:14:31
Speaker
This drawn is gorgeous. Oh, man. I mean, I don't think the the fucking video chat is doing this justice, but I regret not picking that up, even though I already have the 4K. Yeah, I love this bitch. It's been on the wall for a minute. We're reviewing that in December. We are.
00:14:50
Speaker
ah And then the last one. I'm a sucker. What happened is. and see what happened was. when when things When I hear that things are going out of print, I'm like, I want it. and it was ah And it was discounted. So this is a Scream Factory box.
00:15:11
Speaker
i yeah How you derns? Oh, I think I might know what this is. You know what it is. It was discounted for $36. There are five movies in here. And it is The Omen Collection.
00:15:24
Speaker
Hey. I pulled the trigger, which I've been, you know that I've been like debating getting this or not. ah I don't know. I've seen the Omen 1 and 2. Omen 1 is amazing. It's like a four and a half star for me. The Omen 2 is pretty mid. And I think I've started the Omen 3 or I watched it. I've already forgotten that movie. Is that the one where he's like a businessman? ah he's a bit too He's a businessman in 2, I'm pretty sure. 2? OK. I don't know. This looks fucking very cool next to my fly box set.
00:15:54
Speaker
Does that come with the remake? Yes. So it's the final conflict omen for the awakening in the omen. Now all I need is the first omen, which hopefully scream puts out so I can put it with my scream johns. That'd be nice. um Yeah, well, I'm going to stop there. Or should we shout the last screen factory still we found at Walmart?
00:16:16
Speaker
I think we should. I mean, that was crazy. That was the find of the day. I didn't even know that was coming out. No. I mean, if you want to, you can you can do the honors. Uh, so when we were together, uh, we decided to go to a dating. Yeah, we're dating. Uh, no, we're not. Uh, we went to a Walmart about like probably like 30 minutes away from my house. Cause they usually have all the good shit. And at the corner of our eyes, Nick found the Winnie the Pooh blood and honey to scream factory steel book.
00:16:49
Speaker
That was, I mean... That movie's ass, but I was blown away that they even had that. That's on the wall. Ass? It's ass, yeah. It's not good. It's better than first. I don't think so. What? I don't think so. I love the ending in the first movie, but... I gotta rewatch those. What if we do a combo episode on the two of them? Okay. We watch both of them and then just do like one episode.
00:17:13
Speaker
That would work. I'd be cool with that. We'll have to plan that for like February, think I think. I honestly think January is already full. I'm OK. I'm pretty sure. But yeah, I I'm excited to see what it looks like and to to watch it. um I guess they're not because they're still banging. We'll get into our ah review on long legs, which did you watch the 4K?
00:17:44
Speaker
John. Yeah, I also watched the 4K, John. There were some parts that looked a little dark for me. Granted, you started watching at two o'clock and someone's like beaming into my living room. ah But there were some parts of that were kind of hard to. Hard to see what was going on. Yeah, a little bit. Could be the HDR. um I changed the the picture settings several times and like fucked around, did like see what would look best. And I finally found something I liked, but it still was pretty dark.
00:18:15
Speaker
ah What's your excitement level for his new film, Osgood Perkins, that is, the director of this movie, The Monkey? ah The trailer looks great, man. I'm at like a 7 out of 10, probably. I'm like kind of... Excitement level? Yeah, wel I would say I'm around there. Yeah. That's interesting to see where I'm... I'm sorry. Isn't that Stephen King? That is a Stephen King joint.
00:18:38
Speaker
i mean I mean, we'll see. We'll review it. Well, yeah, we'll review it. I'm still like so blown away that he's fucking Anthony Perkins son. Who the fuck is Anthony Perkins? Norman Bates from Psycho. Oh, all right. I didn't know that. That movie's mid to while we're here. Oh, the sequels get better because they turn into like slasher. Do they really? Yeah. Five of them, right?
00:19:04
Speaker
for. Oh, man. I mean, they then ah they have to be better than the Halloween fucking franchise equals. So, yeah, they're slashers. Yeah. And then. or um And then there's a 1998 shot for shot remake of the original with Vince Vaughn.
00:19:20
Speaker
Vince John. Vince John as a normal bait. No. And you like. Swear to God. I have you bad, huh? Oh, it's fucking terrible. Yeah. Oh, God. Even though it's shot for shot like. That's in color.
00:19:33
Speaker
Oh yeah, in color. Disrespect my boy Hitchcock like that. Disrespect. Even like some of his like worst movies, right? Yeah. There's still Hitchcock. like You can't touch it. You can't touch him. Hitchcock, um I don't know if you know this. This is also a bit of a tangent. He remade ah his own film.
00:19:54
Speaker
And this is like one of the only acceptable times where you can remake your own film is if you fall under these circumstances, which nobody will ever fucking fall under ever again because of where we are in ah society and technology. The man who knew too much, right? OK, I've heard about that. OK, there's a criteria on release for it. And my my dumbass is like, oh, I want the criteria because I like the remake thinking it was a remake. No, this is the original.
00:20:21
Speaker
The original comes out in 1934. God, it's 76 minutes and it's in black and white. Hitchcock remakes this bitch. He remakes his movie in 1956, 20 years later, remakes his own movie in full blown color and gets fucking James Stewart.
00:20:44
Speaker
as his lead. All right, so unless your movie came out in black and white and barely had any sound, and then you make it again because there's modern technology to make it look better, you can't remake your movie. Or so actually, somebody else, I'm sorry, somebody else's movie. Right. ah So, shout out to Hitchcock. I fucking love Hitchcock. Yeah, man. ah The Birds, I used to love that movie as a kid. Nowadays, it's in my top eight.
00:21:13
Speaker
Yeah. Well, yeah. Didn't they re they remade? ah What was it? Was it Rear Window? I mean, they've made movies that have the same themes as for Wonder, for sure. And they actually yeah if they like straight up remade or not, I could. Yeah. ah They did a movie with Shia LaBeouf. Yeah. Disturbia. Disturbia. Yeah. Right. I like that Rihanna song. Right. And that movie's Ass.
00:21:38
Speaker
The Shia LaBeouf one? Yeah. What's mid? I don't think it's ass. It's just mid. I just don't. Yeah, it's kind of mid. While we're here, my favorite Hitchcock is Dal M from her movies. Fucking amazing. Have you found it yet? No, it doesn't it doesn't exist. It's got to exist. Yeah. um It's not in your Hitchcock collection. No, no, I found that on to be. Hmm. Anyways, we'll go back to long legs.
00:22:07
Speaker
See, sorry for the Alfred Hitchcock tangent. Hitchcock, long leg. All right. Moving on. Here's your here's your cast. Mike of Monroe plays Agent Lee Harker. She's hot. Oh, yeah. Also in your favorite movie, it follows. You know, we go fuck. So when are we going to do that? Because do I want to talk about that movie. Maybe when they follows come out. Sure. ah Actually, that's a good idea.
00:22:36
Speaker
ah Nicholas Cage is long legs. ah Blair Underwood is Agent Carter, which definitely thought Blair Underwood was a woman before I saw this movie. um Alicia Witt is Ruth Harker, the mom. Michelle Choy Lee is Agent Browning. ah Dakota Dalby is Agent Fisk, a.k.a. the most irrelevant character because he gets blown the fuck away.
00:23:03
Speaker
um Kiernan Shipka is Carrie and Camera. um
00:23:13
Speaker
Yeah. That's pretty much it. I'm good with that, right? yeah ah This movie came out this year before our podcast was even conceived. Hi, Darnes. Couple months, but two months before.
00:23:29
Speaker
Yeah, this was ah this was also like one of the biggest ah movies anticipated movies of the year. Like the the. Marketing was outstanding for this film, but I do think it's like also to its detriment a little bit because it's.
00:23:47
Speaker
I don't want to put it in the same category as a substance, but the marketing, it makes you go in with an idea of what it's going to be. And then it's not. And those expectations don't meet. And then it's almost like, oh, well i didn't I didn't like that. But then on a rewatch, when you know exactly what it's going to be.
00:24:06
Speaker
You're like, Oh, this is good. Like the substance was marketed as like, you know, one of the grossest movies you've ever seen. And then with long legs, it was supposed to be one of the scariest movies that you've ever seen. And I'll be honest, long legs is not scary. It has creepy elements, sure but I wouldn't, it's not scary. And then now, I mean, I don't know if it's changed at all, but the cover of the 4k says,
00:24:33
Speaker
the best serial killer horror film since The Silence of the Lambs. That's the new direction they pivoted. That's better. That's better, but there's movies out there that i people would argue, like Zodiac. Seven. Seven, yeah. I mean, what there's plenty of movies out there that I think Long Lake's better than Zodiac. And according to my rating, it's deaf it's better than seven, but not by much. I can't agree there, but. By a little bit.
00:25:04
Speaker
Yeah, but they were like, they were like saying this was a modern day science of the lambs. And you really can't say that because while the themes could be similar, I guess, and they're not because it's more about Satan and long legs, but it's similar in the fact that it's a female FBI agent as a serial killer the detective thriller. Yeah. That's, you know, but I mean, you're trying to compare anybody's performance to Anthony Hopkins and science of the lambs. I'm just going to dismiss you.
00:25:30
Speaker
Right, you can't you just can't. And Jodie Foster was fantastic too. Yeah, and I don't even think Micah Monroe is bad in this movie. ah No, she's not. She's good. i It's just very hard to to compare Long Legs to a legendary film like Sonic the Lamb. It's hard to throw those films in the same conversations.
00:25:50
Speaker
right Because they're just not really... no i'm We both like long legs. i just It's not that. And I think the marketing really was almost to its detriment because people were like, oh, it's like this and they go see and it's not. Yeah. But still, some of like the... What are they, clips, I guess? And it's just like, what the fuck is even going on with this? You're watching these clips and you're just like, what is this? I really enjoyed that. That's kind of that's kind of the thing. like My whole big thing about when this movie was announced in the marketing and everything was like they didn't show you long legs. Like they were hiding Nicholas Cage from you. Until you saw the movie. And I feel like that really got me because Nicholas Cage is one of those actors who's. Goofy like he's goofy. Yeah, like his career kind of peaked in like all fucking do it again.
00:26:47
Speaker
OK, Goofy. So late. His career his career kind of peaked in like the late 90s and then he just did a bunch of garbage. You think? I guess you're right. Yeah. He did like national treasure. That was all right. No, I'm with Ned. I don't like that either. And he did like Ghost Rider. I was right or one Ghost Rider. What I actually think is all right.
00:27:14
Speaker
I haven't seen two. The knowing, that movie pissed me the fuck off. Most people hate that movie, yeah. What else he did? Oh, he did, like but he did pig. Pig is great. Yeah, you weren't you didn't let me get there. All right. He did. ah Wow, I just lost it. Oh, the Wicker Man remake, and he's fucking terrible. mean I'll say this, the Wicker Man movie original is not great either. No, but.
00:27:43
Speaker
But then, in like the late... Are you No, he wasn't kick-ass, yeah. Oh, I know what you're going to say. I'm not going to let you say this, but go ahead. Go on. Go ahead. You don't know what I'm saying. I know exactly what you're going to say. Go ahead. In the late 2010s and like early 20... And then in the into the 2020s, I feel like he's had like a career... Renaissance. Renaissance, like... Yeah.
00:28:08
Speaker
he's been doing like crazy shit like he'll just take any offer that comes to him sure but he'll like blow it out of the water well clip came up ah that I saw online that he said that he's only ever read four scripts Like in his life, like before, before signing on. Yeah. No, I kind of i thought you were going to say yeah you were going to defend that movie. Mandy, fuck that movie. No, I was not going to let you say anything. That movie sucks. ass No, but I was going to say his Renaissance kind of came when he started doing more horror things. Like Mandy color out of space. Which one?
00:28:44
Speaker
Color out of space. I haven't seen that. Renfield was bad, unfortunately. Although I love the idea of him as Dracula. I think that's a fucking great casting. It was just not not done well. And then the movie that he did about himself, like that time. Yeah, I never saw that. I really. It's like I'm pretty sure it's like a solid three and a half star movie. And now people are looking back at him like, damn, he's kind of a good actor.
00:29:10
Speaker
He's not, i don't I don't know if he's a good actor, but like the parts he plays, he plays- No, he's good. He wouldn't be this perfect like proficient if he was, or prolific if he wasn't. Yeah. I liked him in ah Dream Scenario. I didn't think Dream Scenario was like a great film, but I thought he was very good in Dream Scenario. And like some of the clips that were in the trailers of like him like in these horror-esque sequences, I think he does really well, and I agree with you.
00:29:37
Speaker
He's definitely flourishing in the horror genre. But the problem is that he's so fucking goofy, people can't take him seriously, which is a lot of the pushback on long legs that he's too goofy. Yeah, he takes it to an 11. But was the reveal of of long legs himself in this movie a little underwhelming? A little bit. Like when I first saw him, that's what he looks like.
00:30:00
Speaker
It's like, okay. yeah i'll get I'll say this, when they're in that ah room watching the interview and his face is like zoomed in, he looks creepy there, for sure. Oh yeah, like on like the old TV monitor and shit. yeah Yeah, I'm fine with that. I think he looks weird and creepy, but I do i also can't really think of who else would play this role besides Nicolas Cage. Yeah, you gotta have someone like that shit.
00:30:28
Speaker
Like it's like someone like in the, like who could play Joker almost. You know what I mean? Jared Leto. God, that guy. I don't know. He just can't, he can't catch a break. No, but he gets into character though. Like he'll do like the whole way. Oh, he commits the bit. Yeah, 100%. Kind of like a Christian Bale type where he just commits to it. Let's not put Christian Bale and Jared Leto in the same conversation. You know what I mean. Let's not do that.
00:30:54
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ah Uh, no, I think, I think this role, it feels like only Nicolas Cage could pull it off. a a yeah like He does it well. It's almost like Oz Perkins like wrote it for him. Do you know something that I don't know? No, that was a, that was a genuine statement, not like a ooh. Yeah. i didn't review If he did, I didn't, I didn't know that. i'll but it Like it felt it feels like he like kind of wrote it for him.
00:31:22
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Uh, and that's us talking and not doing any research about if he did or did not before this. Straight from the hip. From the hip, which is what this review is going to be around doing scene by scene. So cut to a chase. I tell him I'll put a slut to her face. Buckle in. Slut bags.
00:31:41
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OK. Hmm. The opening scene, I like it's a lot of it's a it's a murder. Like you said, it's a murder mystery thriller detective kind of movie. um And it's really about It feels almost one-on-one but not really it's like Lee Harker's character um She's like almost like an autistic savant as far as being a detective um she's just like So dialed in that opening. I really liked the opening scene. It is very creepy and like sets the vibe of like the Driving in the snow the aspect ratio. It's like a smaller
00:32:20
Speaker
screen it's not the full screen like it was shot on like an old camera right I'm wondering if they did shoot it on like a you know like a 35 millimeter or something like that which I guess there was pushback to that but I don't really know why movies I respect that I kind of miss the days of having like um being shot. Yeah, because you get this like CGI fucking nonsense like in the end for you. And it's like, what are we doing? You get a grit to it. Right.
00:32:54
Speaker
Uh, the jump scare at the beginning before we get to chapter or part one is it got me in the theater and I'm pretty sure it got me the second time too. And then here I knew was coming when I watched it here, but it was good. Uh, Nicholas cage eyes, Eddie says very creepy. And then you get the, uh, you get Lee Harker pointing out the, the house. She just knows yeah that jumpster was fucking crazy. Oh, and he got shot he got shot in the face.
00:33:22
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that was crazy that got me the second time as well yeah that one uh even when you know it's coming i still kind of get to because loud because like i i watch it yes oh my god he's gonna fucking die right now and he opens the door and she's like fucking bang he's gone that's the whole thing like was she psychic or Well, this is my Satan. Revive my revised revised theory is obviously the beginning of the movie. Long Legs visits her as a child. Right. And Long Legs is not. um I really don't do not support the idea that Long Legs is Satan. He's not. No, he's not working for Satan. Yeah, he works for Satan. He's either like possessed or he just does Satan's bidding.
00:34:10
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Something. Or plainly, he's just a psychopath that talks, that thinks Satan's talking to him, but that's probably not the case. No, I don't think that's the case because. Too much supernatural shit happens. This movie walks the, like walks the line of being grounded and being in supernatural. And I don't know if it's balanced enough. That's like what detracts it. Like, as far as the overall score for me is like, what is it? Nothing to explicitly tell me, just like lean into one or lean into the other.
00:34:40
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Right. Um, because when you get like Lee finding like the house or whatever, it kind of like goes, like, there's like that supernatural, like, is she psychic or not? But then up until like the last act, I would say it's grounded in reality.
00:34:57
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Yeah, I mean, there are certain things throughout the film that she just kind of knows. And people kind of call her out on that, like how she gets called out for like, oh, you know, you come in this case, and all of a sudden, it's hot. like We had no leads. Because Wong Lee's been killing for like 30 years or whatever it's been. Right. um And she's just able to like figure out the algorithm for the birthdays.
00:35:20
Speaker
um like you said, the house and there's this thing that she just kind of knows. So I think there's some connection between her and long legs because she was spared because her mom made a deal. Right. um And then long legs. I feel worse for Satan. And I think what I got out of this watch is he crafts like these dolls as like a Pathway for Satan to like take form almost Yeah, like the balls which the balls are they have like Satan's power Inside which they don't tell you where they come from how they were made. They're just metal balls right, but I did catch on this watch towards the third act when her mom shoots the doll of Lee Harker and
00:36:18
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Uh, Lee has like the same kind of mist dirt. I don't know what it is. Like leave her body. So I think there is some kind of like relative possession going on. It's not like a full blown exorcism possession, but it's like a little bit for sure. Um, she she gets that little tinnitus sound that, you know, tonight is sound. What does that mean?
00:36:42
Speaker
Like you ever been like ah around a really loud noise, like a gunshot or something? And then what they call it tinnitus. Tinnitus. Yeah. Yeah. When your answer my ears were fucked up for a couple of days. Yeah. Yeah.
00:36:56
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Yeah. And I remember the first time we both saw this, the dolls were really like a, what the fuck with the dolls. And that was like, for me, I was like, what? Like. I really don't get this whole doll thing. Now I get a little bit more. I think the dolls, like I said, are used there like for a chant like to channel Satan. Satan. Yeah. And I like the idea of like like this doll is like mind fucking them to commit these murders. Yeah. Yeah. It's like Satan is. Yeah, like you said, he's kind he's mind controlling them to commit murder.
00:37:30
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The other thing I didn't like, but I think I've come around on, is how obvious the narrative feels. Like it's just like so obvious what's going on. They kind of frame it as a mystery. Like how Lee does not remember anything about Longlegs visiting them. But if Longlegs is like an extension of the devil, there's some kind of supernatural power of like, we can make you not even remember this. Cause like the doll would tell her to look away. The doll would tell her,
00:38:02
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You know what I mean? So if her doll was like, if he had any kind of grasp on that doll, he could make her not remember things. Which looks suspect, as her agent Carter points out. He's like, why the fuck do you know all this shit?
00:38:17
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Right. And yeah, on a and on a on a rewatch, you definitely I mean, I don't know why I didn't pick up on this like the first time, like the opening scene. Obviously, that's Lee. Like, I don't know why I didn't know that. Not on the first watch. Like when when it first happened. What if? Well, that's the opening scene, so it's hard to get any kind of context. But yeah, but like then once you got into Lee, I it still didn't click really.
00:38:42
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No. No. When I left the theater of the first time, I was like, yeah I understood that part of it. I knew that was Lee. But I was mad I was more mad. Like, how did you not fucking know that he came to visit you? But again, it was like to I was more in like the grounded reality version of the film more than supernatural. And then her mom kept asking her, like, have you been saying your prayers? Right. Which like maybe it was a whole. Thing like if she was ah praying to God or whatever, that maybe long legs wouldn't have come after her.
00:39:15
Speaker
I don't think so, because I think long legs is targeting people that have certain birthdays that fit the algorithm. Well, yeah, the birthdays. And they were just unlucky. I don't know if praying would have helped them, I'll be honest. Praying doesn't help anyway, in real life. All right. Well, I know it's coming.
00:39:35
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ah ah
00:39:40
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No, but I like the only thing that they're very obvious about that I didn't get was the man downstairs reference mean like long legs. It's like they reveal that long legs is actually under their house. That was kind of crazy, right? That was pretty well. Like when she wakes up in his like basement and she's just like, he's like right there the whole time. Because I just kept assuming the man downstairs was the devil. Well, it's like a double entendre almost, right? Like it means they mean the man downstairs. They also mean Literal yeah downstairs and like when Lee's in the watching the video the interview the what's her name? I Forgot her name that fucking shit. Yeah, she's like ah He's right below your feet It's like they gave you these little hints for you to figure out but then I think at some point it comes over to like it's too obvious like Your mom is fucking whacked out, dude
00:40:35
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And she also though she keeps asking these weird questions. Like obviously she has some kind of involvement. too And like how long was Longleg living in her basement? I think from that night.
00:40:48
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So Lee was just never allowed in the basement? That's well, the door was locked. But also that's the thing, too, with the doll, like if the doll has some kind of control over who the doll is made after and like they can make the doll look away when her mom is getting like fucking hog tied. Maybe the doll like has that power to like block, kind of like put put you in like a trance so you don't you don't see what's happening. Yeah, because it kind of feels like Lee's character is in a trance for most of this movie. She doesn't like.
00:41:19
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She's very mellow and like not very emotional. The only time she gets emotional is when Long Lake smashes his face on the table. Sure. But I think the whole theory that Lee is autistic, right? I was just making a joke, but is there an accurate theory? No. Yeah. Oh, it's very accurate.
00:41:43
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I don't think she's autistic, I think she was in a trance. I genuinely have, after this watch, I don't think she's autistic. You think so? Because after after her doll gets destroyed, she's kinda... After what? Her doll is destroyed? Yeah. She's kind of back to normal, users you're saying? I think so. I think she i think after that doll gets shot, she shows more of a range of emotion and than she did before it. Okay. She just seems very like,
00:42:13
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Not monotone, but you know what I mean? I mean, there is like like you can definite like the scene where Longleg is in her house and like drops off the letter. She's like panting. like She's like, you can feel that she's afraid. you know She just has that social skills? Probably. This movie, I wrote that in my second review. This movie gives me the Batman vibes more than anything else. Like Robert Pattinson Batman? Yeah, the Batman. Yeah, that one.
00:42:42
Speaker
I think there's way more parallels between that movie and this movie than anything else. Then Sonics of the Lambs, then fucking whatever movie you want to pull together. Because like the way it's shot, the way you follow Lee through like rooms, through houses, outside, whatever it is, how she's always like on the screen, regardless, like besides that one part where her mom get fucking blows away that detective. Right. I mean, she's always on the screen and it's always like
00:43:14
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You're almost seeing it from her point of view Exclusively besides a few things like when ah long legs goes to the fucking drugstore It was fucking which was odd, um but she does take up most of the screen time Yeah, I think I just think the vibe is is all the same. This feels like a Halloween movie long legs Which nobody was looking long legs this year I guess for Halloween that'd be hard don't you think I We're all white and cover your face. And get a wig. You have to do the voice pretty good. Just kind of look like an old woman. But be a man. But be a man, yeah. Or whatever he is. It's a man, right? He's a dude in this movie, yeah, for sure. Maybe he's trans, I don't know. We support trans people. Yeah. Sure. Just, you know, if you're trans and worship Satan, maybe, you know, don't.
00:44:10
Speaker
We'll just do it in your privacy at home. Don't make it our problem. Yeah, don't come to my house and summon demons. Yeah, I think my biggest beef with the film is, like I said, the walk in the line of supernatural and realism. I don't know if it does that well. I think with Lee's character at certain parts, she kind of brings up like maybe there's something else we're missing that's like... She doesn't say supernatural element, but it's kind of inferred like there's something else to this.
00:44:40
Speaker
Rob like kind of how at the end when her gun doesn't fire when she was both dolls head off Like that could be she ran a bullets, but it also could be fucking Satan Sure And I don't like how obvious it is that her mom is like the co-conspirator and that they're all just so oblivious to it Yeah, that's pretty obvious. Huh? They're like what?
00:45:03
Speaker
Yeah, like, yeah, dude, your mom, your mom. There's also a scene that I want to talk about because I just love it so much. And I think it's a great. I think it's great foreshadowing.
00:45:15
Speaker
On a first watch you're like, this means something, but what does it mean? And then as you watch it, it's like, all right, I get this more now. Lee's at the police precinct or wherever the fuck she is. And she's on the telephone line talking to her mom on the phone. And you can see she's like, there's like doors behind her. There's like a red light coming and like shining on the doors. And then there's the staircase next to her. That's like the clean golden color ish looking light that goes upwards. It's almost like Lee's in fucking hell.
00:45:47
Speaker
Okay, I don't know. I just really fuck with it. I think the vibes here or she like in limbo She isn't fucking limbo. I think actually right. Yeah, you're probably right um I Don't know why that scene is so striking to me. I don't know why it is Things great. I didn't even pick up on that. So I Yeah, I i caught it the first watch, and then I was like, well, what does this mean? What do I do with this? And then the second watch, there's more context to it now. But again, we don't know exactly what we just know that Satan has is living in these dolls that that Long Legs makes. Right. We don't know how where how Long Legs get these balls. like How he get the balls, dude? Someone tell us. Ripping a portal open, and he's like,
00:46:33
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yeah But I think we'd also, I mean, there's a big exposition dump at the end about how Lee's mom came to fall under these circumstances of like going into people's houses and murdering them. Like, why not use that exposition dump on that? Yeah. I don't, I mean, it's not terrible, but it is kind of like, all right, we're gonna lay, in case you didn't figure it out, we're gonna lay it all out for you here.
00:46:59
Speaker
It's like a Friday 13th thing. What do you mean? The mother's the killer. Big reveal. Well, she's not even the killer. She just drops off a doll. And then the doll is like, and they kill people. She's an accomplice to murder. She is. And so is Longlegs, but he dead. He dead dead. That seems pretty good when he smashes his face.
00:47:24
Speaker
Yeah, that whole scene was pretty creepy. Did you know that was the first time that, uh, Micah Monroe saw Nicholas Cage on set? That's smart. Like when, like when she walked in, that's like the first time she ever actually saw him. Yeah. Cause they're really, that's like, they're not really in many scenes together. So shock values there. Yeah. So that's all her real, uh, expressions. I think so. I mean, I don't know how many times they did take to that, but sure. I hope Nicholas Cage actually like broke his nose. No, I'm kidding.
00:47:53
Speaker
That scene looked pretty good. It did, yeah, the prosthetics were nice. Yeah, and he really, when he smashes his face and spits the extra stuff out of his mouth, it's like teeth and whatever else. Remind me of Talk to Me. I don't like that movie. Wow. I like that movie. I gave it a three. There's not bad reading. There are parts that are good.
00:48:15
Speaker
Yeah, the end of the film is also really on the nose, but I think it's supposed to be on the nose like comedically, like when they're in ah Carter's house and he's like, yeah, I'll be coming back. You'll still be in the kitchen. Yeah, like that kind of stuff. That was funny. I think it's supposed to be funny. um And those performances are good. I think Carter is good. I don't know what his deal is with like trying to take Lee out to like.
00:48:41
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Get drained trying to hit now. I got a wife and a daughter. I don't mean shit Also that conversation with the daughter and lee was pretty funny Yeah, it was very odd though. She's scary. It is scary being a female police officer and she's like, yeah And I would do the john wick. Yeah, but the buttons are not fucking working today the long johns over long drawn so man It's 10, I don't know what what is ten what is this one nope you awful youll do get
00:49:15
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um
00:49:17
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Yeah, I really like the Nicolas Cage scene and when he's in the car driving and just starts going like screaming Yeah, the ah mommy daddy I'd make me from the hell of living that shit kind of hit turn watch. I was like, yeah, it is hell living Yeah, it is Heaven and hell don't exist. It's just all in one. but That's what I mean when he's like when he's like I'll be Everywhere now that he's like dead What does that mean?
00:49:47
Speaker
So you're going to be like haunting people. But like his spirit, I'm sure it's like the devil or whoever can find some low life, not mentally stable person to take over next. And I'm sure I can give you a couple of names that are bidding because the you can. Because the the mom is dead, too. Yeah, she's fucking dead. Took a bullet through the head. So imagine that. Don't make it equal this.
00:50:17
Speaker
No, I don't do my own mom. Yeah, I do it what? You think you could do it no I couldn't Life or death. I'm probably taking the bullet instead of my mom, right? There are days. Wait, what are you asking me? Would I kill myself for my mom first? Yeah, I'd kill my mom What? Yeah, what bro? You're my halter mom.
00:50:42
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69 you and I anyways like That's crazy. How is that crazy? I can't kill my mom Your life for your mom's life. Yeah, you have to take one. It's just arbitrary. It's just like One of you has to die who's dying. It's my mom. Yeah, but yeah, but you have to do it. All right My mom cook does my mom have to kill me No, you have to kill you. Yeah, that's it 86
00:51:12
Speaker
yeah it Dude, I don't get like As far as society is concerned who has more to contribute What what this is crazy to say no, it's it's not crazy i say So you're saying you'd kill yourself on your mom live Yeah, that Geraldine fucking yeah, do whatever she's doing Yeah, I would it's hard for me cuz like at a certain age. I feel like it's like it's over.
00:51:40
Speaker
Look, if i if if I was my mom's age and my kid and we had the same situation, I'd be like, yeah, give it to me. I guess, but yeah, but life. OK, life is crazy. Hold on. You can watch those fucking planet Earth documentaries. No, no.
00:52:00
Speaker
Um, but like when you were born, right? Yeah. Life starts happening, right? And your parents are taking care of you, right? Correct. And then you both go your separate ways. And then at the end of their life, you're supposed to take care of them. Correct. Yeah. Did you just fucking like start smoking weed and have this thought or something, man? This is very well documented. This is well-known information. Right. Therefore. Therefore.
00:52:25
Speaker
I'm going to let my parent live their life to the fullest. Well, if you're dead, you can't take care of them. Back to the theoretical. If you kill yourself, you're not taking care of them. Right. I'll make sure I got money. And they got to be in the home. Yeah, well, they should probably go in the home anyway. Would you rather go to a nursing home or be dead? that's Now that's the question. I'd rather be dead.
00:52:49
Speaker
It depends. Are all nursing homes bad? Like, can you get a good one? I can't say that. I can't say they're all bad. I don't know. I don't know either. What yeah i gotta be some good what I can say is the food can't be good because there's consistently ads out for fucking chefs for those for those fucking places. Yeah, food's probably trash. Probably terrible, but they can't taste shit anyways. Nah. Getting fed, like, fucking pudding because they have no tea. My mom actually, can I be fair? My mom has said to me, she's like, I'd rather die than put in a home. She said that to me. So if I got to die, which means You know? She'll probably end up in a home. but but nice of this What? So you're saying, like, if you die, then she's going to go in a home. She doesn't want that. No, I'm saying my sister would take care of her. I'm just saying, like, you know what, mom? Like, why even play your chances? Let's just fucking just nip it take you out back. What is happening right now? Like today, you're saying or like in 10 years? Because I mean, my answer is still the same, I think, but.
00:53:49
Speaker
Well in 10 years, my fucking, my dad will be like 81, 82. That's fine, it's it's time to go! but Respectfully, shout out Lenny. Respectfully. My mom told me we were at a ah party once, she was pretty fucked up, but she told me when she was like, I don't wanna make it past 60. Did she? Yeah, we were fucked up though. It's like one of the few times I got and fucked up with my mother. Is that fun? Getting fucked up with your mom? No, no like is that and an experience? No.
00:54:18
Speaker
bad experience I mean I just drank to make the experience more tolerable cuz it's like being the one guy at sober oh Yeah, what I mean you don't want to be the only guy sober the next thing you know you're fucked up with your mom Next thing you know you fuck your mom right right nope not saying that I'm not saying that ah um Any any other thoughts on Long legs on the leg long. This is one that you've been dying to review, so. Long drawns. Long drawn silver. If you have any, get it out. All right. No. um
00:55:01
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Yeah, I mean, it's probably one of the better horror movies to come out this year. I think it is. and We'll see what Nosferatu is like. OK, so Nosferatu is either going to be a killer. Yeah, sniff a little harder.
00:55:17
Speaker
Nosferatu is either gonna be great or ass. Are we directing that? Robert Eggers. Have you heard of him? Yeah. Are you putting long legs in the same category as Strange Darling as Thriller? Or are you putting this in horror? Because if it's said Thriller, Strange Darling is better. Strange Darling is better. I don't think it's close. Well, what do you classify
00:55:44
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No, because we don't want to we don't want to talk about those two movies in the same vein. So go ahead, say it's right. Like what genre do you put Silence of the Lambs? What genre? um Yeah. I don't know if that's I don't know if I would not put that on a horror list. I'd put that in thriller thriller. Yeah, I don't think that's horror. There are definitely some scenes that are horrific, but it's not like sevens, not a horror film.
00:56:09
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No, but it's got horror elements, right? Yeah, it's thriller thriller. It's thriller So if we're saying long legs is horror, which I don't think it is Currently as far as my ranking is concerned it'd be number one for horror film, but I don't think it's a horror film I think it's a thriller. Are you putting alien romulus in the horror category? That's a horror film. I mean we shit. That's a horror film, right? I'm just saying. Yeah, we sucks ass ah By the way, I saw a video this guy had alien rhymes as his favorite horror from of all time. Oh Yeah, just so you know, I've actually seen a lot of videos of people defending it. Well, that sucks to be wrong, huh? Big wrong. You're really wrong. Alright, so if it's thriller Strange drawing for me is better. I Agree. and Okay, so that's that's that
00:56:59
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If we put it in horror, which I don't believe in that, it'd be number one. But I don't think it's a horror horror besides Terrifier three has been pretty rough this year. So far. Yeah. Terrifier three was good. Oh, you know, the devil, you hate that movie, but I think it's great. Oh, that's not even. Is that a horror movie? Yeah. Sci-fi. Half-hearted. Yeah. I don't know what else you would put it as. Thriller. Not really.
00:57:29
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Has to do with possession, so. Oh, they literally only have it as horror. Yeah. All right. Well, then I'd have it be long legs and then and then late night with the devil. Terrifier three. Yes, I like late night with Delmore than Terrifier three. Speak no evil. It's good thriller or horror thriller. I think the first one's fucking straight horror. OK, I still need to watch that immaculate. That's horror.
00:57:59
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Yeah. In a violent nature. Oh, yeah. I mean, I mean, this movie is better than all those. Cuckoo. Dude, I I heard a clip from Cuckoo. We said some wild ass shit in that episode, which is some funny. Yeah, we said some wild ass shit like the snatch liquid. I remember that that. Yeah. ah The substance, I don't think it's horror.
00:58:24
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Yeah, it's body horror. All right, fuck that movie. I fucking hate that movie so much. God, it was so bad. It's not bad. You just... Did you fall for the... market You fell for the marketing. That's what it was. You know, if you go in thinking that's what it's gonna be, it's not gonna be good. So if I watch if i rewatch it, it'll hopefully be better. You'll probably like it. No, the end still sucks. Sorry, I can't get past the end of that movie.
00:58:49
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I'm just saying the marketing did its job, which that's going crazy. Sorry. Whether you agree with marketing, boys or not. Did the marketing get butts in the seats? Yes. Right. And the fucking movie for a long way. Of course. It got. but Right. Is it a job? Yes. One hundred percent stream.
00:59:07
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The first omen. Oddity. Daddy. Oh, Ed. Ooh. Sting. Daddy's head rough. I hope heretic is good. I'd rather get head from daddy than watch daddy's head.
00:59:20
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You're dead. Hey, what? Cut all that. ah And we got Winnie the Pooh, Blood and Honey, part two. That's horror. I like that better than cuckoo. No cap. All right. You're allowed to.
00:59:42
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um
00:59:45
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Those are the horrors that I've seen.
00:59:49
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So yes, I have long legs ah as the number one horror, the second best thriller. You know what I'm going to watch on my. Oh, well, if Conclave, the thriller. What do they have Conclave as drama? It's probably drama. Yeah. that's Oh, they have Thor too, but I taste drama. Sorry. Go ahead. You know what I'm going to watch on my plane ride to Mexico? Jig drawn. No. The 1979 Nosferatu.
01:00:19
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Yeah, I'll probably watch it eventually. I got to get through. I got to get. I got to get through the universal monsters. Yeah. You started yet? No. ah There you go. He's sporting a shirt. All right. What's the rating out of out of five stars for you? It's still a four. Yeah, I'm a four. Four for sure. Four for sure. I don't think it's going to go down. I think now it's kind of set in stone how I feel about it.
01:00:47
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Yeah, it's, uh, it's solid. It was three and a half when I first saw it again, cause I was like kind of jarring based on what it was supposed to boy. I thought it was going to be. Uh, and then I bumped it to a four and it's been a four ever since. It's very good. I'm very excited to see what Oz Perkins can bring to the table next. Bring you to the table. Eat me. All right. We'll see how long it takes to get this plug it in, plug it in button to work.
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until then, we will see you guys. We're back to just Tuesdays. So Tuesday's fucking people. So you all can catch up on the Tuesday. We kind of bombarded you guys on in October. Yeah, we want a little hard in the paint with drawings. So listen to all those episodes. Listen to Friday, 13th episode. It's a great fucking episode. Listen to inside. Those two off the watch inside. Just watch. Watch the movie. Well, I mean,
01:02:45
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you know, parental advisory, you know, warning. Parental advisor. That shit is rough. Rough, rough. Yeah, like you have a parent if you are too young or your parents tell you no. Like my parents. The parents probably can't handle it either. How the fuck did we get into that conversation of would you shoot your mom or not?
01:03:07
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ah Because Lee shot her mom. That's true. Well, Lee's mom was attacking her. So I think it's different. That's different context. oh I guess right like my mom was attacking. me Yeah bitch gonna die Now shooter in a leg incapacitate that bitch I'm taking your leg out before they are straight headshot. Yeah, that's crazy. That is crazy, right? All right guys, we'll see you next week toodles fuck you mark you know what fuck you to ah autumn