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A message from the Yank and the Brit!
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Transcript
Icebreaker: Dance Moves & Toilet Humor
00:00:16
Speaker
Hello listeners. Hi. Hello. I liked your dance nose. Thank you. I liked yours too. Thanks. E-robotting to the theme tune. Not really a dance that fits with the theme tune, but whatever. Do what you want, be free. Dance like no one is watching.
00:00:37
Speaker
and poop like no one's listening. Is that a saying? I saw it on the side of a toilet wall and I thought, yes.
Cheesy Home Decor & Quirky Listings
00:00:52
Speaker
That's pretty fucking funny and brilliant. I love it. You know how there's those signs that you can buy that's like,
00:01:02
Speaker
Home is where the heart is, and kitchen is filled with love, and bathroom, stuff like that, those cheesy ass signs that you can get in homes. Someone should invent ones I think someone already has, but that say things like in the bathroom, it says poop, like no one's listening. I saw a house listing that had a bunch of that around the house, but in the bedroom it said, welcome to pound town.
00:01:28
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And they put that up for sale with those pictures. I was like, that's great. Amazing. I'm buying the house just for the sign, please. Do I get to keep the sign? Yeah. Oh God.
Balancing Busy Lives & Friendships
00:01:44
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So it's been a minute. Yeah, it has been a minute. I'm sorry, everyone. I was poorly last week. Not only were you poorly, we both were busy.
00:01:54
Speaker
It is hard to find time to sit down and chat with each other, much like in real life, trying to like connect with friends sometimes and plan and get together how it can be a pain because everyone's busy, but unfortunately. We're adulting, you know? Yep. Gemma's got like four jobs really. I've got like one, but I act like I've got seven sometimes.
00:02:19
Speaker
And I'm tired all the time, and I was single cat momming for a while, so. That is hard work. It sure is. I mean, everyone's heard Lucy scream her head off. Yeah. She likes to go. And now you've got chips as well. So you've got double trouble. Mm-hmm. My life is hard. Yeah. Life is hard. Are you feeling better? I am feeling better. I'm still a bit like. OK.
00:02:48
Speaker
Was your singing impacted? Nope, yeah. Oh, God. You're like singing. That was exactly it, yeah. That was like a fuck. What is this girl doing here? Do we just clap anyway? Maybe we just find what we do. Sympathy. Clap anyways.
00:03:14
Speaker
No, I have first-hand knowledge. It's not first-hand, I lied. I have second-hand knowledge that you guys perform really well and I even saw some videos, so. Oh, yay. Next time you need to be here. I will. Good. Not going to make any promises about when, but I will. Fine. Sometimes in December I've been here. Yay.
Holiday Plans & Podcast Challenges
00:03:42
Speaker
Well, yes, full disclosure, this isn't going to be a full episode because we ain't got time. I'm going on holiday this week. Kate's very busy.
00:03:58
Speaker
Well, I did think that you, it is only fair that while you're on holiday, you take all of your equipment with you and we do a podcast. I thought about it, but I've got a very limited luggage weight limit.
00:04:13
Speaker
I appreciate that you thought about it. It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous. Yeah. No, I mean, if it were even remotely feasible, it could have, it would be kind of fun because no one else would see this, but I'd be seeing you like sit on a balcony with like gorgeous blue sea and white buildings around you. And I would be plotting your murder, I think.
00:04:35
Speaker
Uh-huh, where are you at? What's the address? Tiring a hit, man. Come fuck me up. You deserve to not have to worry about anything for a bit. And not that this is a big drag, but it is something that when we do it, there's planning involved and some effort. Like we do try, regardless of what people think.
Podcast Break Announcement & Listener Engagement
00:05:04
Speaker
We do try, okay? And so I just think everyone deserves sometimes to not have to worry about things like your cats, or am I going to be funny enough today? Do people like me? What's my job? Going to blah. So have fun on your holiday. Thank you, girl. I'm going to have fun. And I can't wait. So I do some pitches. Please do. Okay. If you could actually just
00:05:32
Speaker
Fuck everything I just said about not worrying about everything. Describe every minute of every day as you're doing it to me. Okay. I will send you my diary entries. Yep. Great. Okay. So what we're going to do is take a short break. Um, we're not sure how long we're going to just, you know, we're going to go with the flow. We're going to see what life throws at us. Summer. The sun's out sometimes, although it's been absolutely pissing it down this evening here, which is fun.
00:06:03
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And we're going to be back in your ear holes like June, early June. Yeah. I think so. Best efforts. Of course, if anything significant happens, then that might change, but that's our goal. But here's what we would like you guys to do in the meantime.
00:06:20
Speaker
send us your crazy dating stories that happened recently. I know there are some because people be bonkers. We've got some on deck. We've got some content coming up for you that we're planning. We're always looking for funny stuff, interesting stuff, thoughtful stuff, advice, whatever from our listeners. And so over this break,
00:06:40
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We are, you know, looking for inspo. Yeah. Send us your stories, your questions, you know, anything funny, anything not funny, anything you've, you know, that grinds your gears that we can take fat on and really get to grips with.
00:06:58
Speaker
If you have pictures of like sarcastic signs like poop, like no one is listening or welcome to pound town or ideas for them, please send them to us. Great idea. That would be fantastic.
Farewell with Feline Cameo
00:07:12
Speaker
Come here, Gyps. Come here. Gyps wanted to come say hi. Oh, Gyppy. Say hi, Gyps. Hi, buddy. I haven't met you yet. Isn't he cute?
00:07:21
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He's very cute. Okay, go away now. He looks like a tiger. Big asshole tiger. Well, until then. Until then. Have a good holiday. Have a good evening. I love you. Goodnight. Love you too. Take care and keep talking shit.