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Afterworld Ep 5 - Schemin' N' Dreamin'
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Terrance and IG deliver Butch to the police in the town of Warren and plot their next move. The police could use some more help outside town and an old, forgotten face could use some too. Will Terrance and IG rain benevolence upon these poor souls?
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Transcript
Humorous RPG Introduction
00:00:01
Speaker
fish Wang Chung Every single time How do you say fish yes I Everybody welcome to role players podcast. We are here to play the roles in the podcast We're we got Adam. He's playing the whole old Terrence Rex. Yes. I am Terrence Rex
00:00:31
Speaker
And, uh, I keep, I like, I like to point out at this moment and just remember that we're, we're three men sitting separately in different places, making weird noises and voices on each other. All for you. So I hope you're happy. We're playing pretend on the internet. Uh, we got, we got Adrian playing IG 88. I'm here to not eat muffins and kill people.
00:00:59
Speaker
Mm-hmm. Yeah, he can't anything cuz he's robot. Do you know the muffin man? His name's IG 88 and he'll fuck your shit with muffins Yeah, and now we're gonna keep music That's not it Funny if you think about it that we are like sit on three different PCs doing this game and
00:01:28
Speaker
Hell crazy and I never met you in person. Yes. Okay. Now, can we finally start the music please? Mm-hmm. Oh, you didn't start it yet?
Aftermath of Butch's Hideout
00:02:09
Speaker
So what happened last time, Daddy, Daddy, Justin? Well, oh, Alice, it's funny. I forgot what I wanted to make a joke before. I was going to say, first of all, I was an engineer. I don't know if it was Adrian that way later, next time we play, if I remember. I was an engineer as our German brother from another mother. I was going to say, then I was going to say, tell everybody to support our Kickstarter. We're going to start a Kickstarter to help us pay for adoption. We're going to try and adopt Adrian.
00:02:36
Speaker
Oh, yeah. I'm going for that. So look out for a Kickstarter. He was so excited. He's like, yeah. We'll teach them all about America. Oh, you know, when I go back home. Yeah, America. OK, so last time you guys finally went on your job after you did your shopping spree in episode three.
00:03:05
Speaker
Yeah, you went to Butch's hideout or they do gross things with people. Very gross things, yes. I like to look at those gross things. Anyway, so you went there, you beat up, you pretty much, I think you killed everybody except for Butch.
00:03:25
Speaker
You did, you did try, you tried knocking one guy at him, but, uh, or in Terrence there, but he smashes head pretty good on the wall. So he whips, he whips. What are you going to do? Um, and then you got Butch, I.G. had a little scuffle in the bathroom and, uh, Butch decided to elbow I.G. and I.G. surprise. He put a big old dent in him. Yeah, he did.
00:03:46
Speaker
And then IG was like, you got to calm down there guy. And he shot him right in the leg and, uh, near main artery, right. Right. Right in this sweet spot there. And, uh, yeah, so they got him over to straddle over to the back of a bike, uh, with a belt. Turn to get on his leg, keeping it from maybe bleeding to death. Hopefully. And they're driving to town in the dark. Hopefully your bikes still have headlights.
00:04:10
Speaker
That's not what your bike sounds like. We already established that everything is electric. You gotta crank it up. That's actually how I communicate to IG when I don't want to use English words.
00:04:34
Speaker
We were learning we were developing like a morse code through drill sounds And we see you guys are riding your hog students through the through the dead of night Oh fuck me back down south to cold war in town we
00:04:51
Speaker
Yeah, I don't think I have any conversation with IGA. I think I just want to get back as quick as possible. You want to have a conversation with me while we're on bikes? I guess they're electric, so I guess I could so well hit you better. They're probably some electric things, but mostly a joke, but yeah. What did you say, Adrian? I don't really said you were on the same bike. I forgot. No, we're on two different bikes. Oh, yeah, Dan. You're on the bike. Yes, it'd be a little tough to have a conversation, but we could pull off somewhere if you want to motion me there. No, it's okay.
00:05:21
Speaker
We can, we can talk once we get to, you know, where we're supposed to go. You gotta, you gotta bleed a man on the back of that bike. Yeah.
Police Station Encounter
00:05:28
Speaker
Uh, so you guys roll down there. I pop a wheelie, the body drops off. I stopped going to pick him up. I think you got to rub him down to the back of your bike. No, I tied him up, but I didn't tie him to the bike. I think you did. I don't remember that.
00:05:49
Speaker
I'm going to retrofit that someone ropes and tied him up. Okay. He's tied up, but not tied down. Great. Exactly. Um, we don't have any speed bumps, buddy. Um, so you guys drive down the highway a little bit. Um, you take your exit to get up to Warren. I turn on my turn signal that way. Yeah. IG knows where I'm going. Cause even in the post apocalypse, you need to be courteous of other drivers.
00:06:18
Speaker
Yeah, exactly. So you come in, you pass by the old gas station, the grub and chug. Oh, yeah. And I'm assuming you're going to go straight to the police station. Yeah, I already got my bolt to the vaulter. My bolt to the vaulter. My walk to the vaulter. My walk to the vaulter as well. All right, so you guys pull up to the police station. There's lights on in there. I'm going to turn the bike off. IG. Yes.
00:06:46
Speaker
How'd it go in there? Do you think you did all right? I think I got a tent somewhere in me. Something's not feeling quite right, but mostly yes. Let me check you over here. Oh yeah, that's quite a shiner you got there. Although you're always shiny. Yes, but not this shiny. How do you stay so shiny with all these sandstorms and bullet holes?
00:07:11
Speaker
the premium material I'm made of oh yeah primo dust reflectant in the chest maybe I can see if I can pop pop out a dent or something
00:07:34
Speaker
I don't know how I would do that. I'm going to chew a bunch of gum. I'm going to chew a bunch of gum and put it to the end of a hammer and stick it and start yanking on it.
00:07:45
Speaker
Might need to go get a plunger or something. Plunge me, Daddy. Oh, fuck me. Oh, fuck me. With a plunger. So, yeah, I think, I mean, I have that box of doodads, but I don't think there'll be anything that'll pop out the dent. But more so, I want to make sure the circuitry's good. A dent doesn't necessarily mean that he's broken. A dent's just where the damage was.
00:08:14
Speaker
Is there anywhere on IG that I could open real quick and shine a light in there? If I could see what kind of damage you got. I might have a front chest. Do you have a front chest panel opening, IG? Or somewhere, even if it's just like a little guy. I think on the side there would be a panel to look inside, yes. All right, I'll open it up. I'll hold this light. All right, I'll hold the light.
00:08:41
Speaker
But be quick. I'll feel kind of naked like this, having my holds open. No, I understand. I want to get sand in there. It's hard to get it out once you get it in. I want to get sand in their crows. So I have repair as a skill. What could I do? Does it look like there's any circuitry damage or something? I don't really know how IG taking damage works internally if you just got a dent. A dent wouldn't be detrimental to a robot. Oh, no.
00:09:10
Speaker
But we got to figure out how that works in a scope of the game since he has to he's taking time. He did take a wound. I mean, could it I guess I could just make sure that, you know, maybe something got bent in there and it might be like pressing up against the wires or something or a pair to see what you can discern from the situation. Well, you can look at there where you can see how much you can tell. Oh, I got a fucking three. Wow. I rolled poop. Wait a minute. Yeah, just what we were saying. You don't really understand. Wait, wait, wait.
00:09:39
Speaker
Oh, oh wait, nevermind. It didn't work. Yeah. I thought that I thought my role was incorrect, but it wasn't. No, that's right. Don't worry about it. Um, so yeah, basically what we're just saying, you're like, uh, I don't really understand how you get elbowed. You don't understand how him getting elbowed equates to him. His like, his, I don't know, his, his array is not feeling correct or whatever. Hmm. Well, all right. Um, at least anything wrong in there.
00:10:06
Speaker
It's too dark. Even with the light, it's kind of hard to see. Um, we'll have to go inside. Might be a little bit better. Yes.
Moral and Legal Debates
00:10:17
Speaker
Or maybe we should until morning. Yeah. Maybe we should take this dead guy or dying guy in there. You're not dead. Are you there? But she not quite dead yet.
00:10:27
Speaker
Good for me, I reckon. Um, that's Terrence when he's British. Uh, I guess I pick him up off the bike and sling him over my shoulder and walk over towards the, whatever the fuck the building looks like. Uh, it's just normal, normal, normal police building. Hey, IG, let's go to that normal police building. Not very big. It's not very big. I noticed, um, normal police buildings, but this one looks fine. Yeah. It looks approachable. Yes.
00:10:54
Speaker
They really got a good vibe going. Anyway, yes, they go in through the front door. They got like, they probably got like, you know, like, most probably like police stations, modern ones that have like a little glass, like, you know, front door area with like windows on the side of it. They probably have them like kind of boarded up at some point or other. They were boarded up. And so he got into the little door and Barrington's kind of sitting there. He's like, he's just in the front desk. He's like, he's kind of like, got his head in his hand. He's like, he's like getting a little, he's a little sleepy. Oh.
00:11:24
Speaker
Oh you got... Holy shit, is that Butch? Yeah, I'm gonna drop him on the floor. Goddamn. Hey, guys, get out of here! Oh my god, what the fuck? I'll be careful, he has a hole in his leg. What happened? Wow, is that a dead guy? That's one of the other cops. Whoa, is he dead? No, he's alive. Okay, it's my first day guys, I haven't seen a dead body yet. You're not used to it.
00:11:54
Speaker
Um, geez, oh, my God. Um, tell me much about site 17, except that a bunch of people want to go see what's in it. Oh, it could be a bunker of weapons or something. Oh, well, maybe there's an alien in there like me. Yeah, I'm going to I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to call Ellie because this guy's going to die. He pulls his little radio up. He's like, Ellie, Ellie, come in.
00:12:25
Speaker
What is it Barrington everybody's been 9 o'clock barely We do record a police station we've got a we got a we got a warm body. It's gonna be a cold body pretty soon Okay, what's the problem? I shot in the leg. I'll be there. I mean I'll be there. I'm a girl
00:12:47
Speaker
Guys just put hold and Frank put some put some pressure on that bad boy. Take your take a towel or something blankie. I don't know Hey cat stop scratching the window. You're ruining the podcast There's a cat clawing at the pat pat at the windows out of the place I don't mind that that's sort of one of us like strolling the strays around here
00:13:12
Speaker
Anyway guys, I'm gonna name him little ribbons. Oh We're name them Frank that I can't have a cat allergy. Oh Yes, I've heard that they're awful. Yes. Yeah before they're delicious Okay Thanks for getting them guys. Hopefully he's gonna be able to
00:13:36
Speaker
come through and give us some, some, some else about this fucking bullshit. Yes, he said the bunker was south of a town of this. I know. Oh, did he say the town's name? Nope. He did, actually. If he did, I don't remember. I remember this town. Not this town. It was a town called Newport. Oh, Newport. Yes. Oh, shit. Newport. Man, that's what they do all the way out there. Looking for a site. Apparently.
00:14:06
Speaker
What did you say, Robot? Probably bad things. Oh, yeah. That's, that's the worry. Um, but yeah, we'll, uh, maybe we'll see if he can, you know, get his senses back and we'll ask him if he knows anything else about it the more than he told you. Since I'm guessing you asked him while he was bleeding to death. Yes. Oh yeah. Maybe. That sounds like an accurate portrayal of the timeline. Sure. Okay. That's fine. Uh, yeah. And then, uh, the doctor comes in and she's like, Oh my God.
00:14:36
Speaker
Frank, keep holding that. Let's get him back to a bed. Pick him up, guys. Be careful. Don't pick him up. Hold that leg carefully. Fire, brooch. Fire. I love that, brooch. I carry him off, and he's like, oh, OK, guys. I wasn't able to scrounge up too much for you guys. I can give you a handful of whatever kind of bullets you want, whatever you use. I'm guessing you need shotgun shells there, Terrence.
00:15:02
Speaker
As I see, you have two shotguns. I sure do. But I got a lot of them. It's fine. You don't need to give me any. What kind of money you got? We were only able to grind up 21 bucks between the guys. Hopefully, if we can get enough clear information out of which we can get the mayor to do something about this. We captured one of the shittiest criminals around here, and you can only afford $21.
00:15:29
Speaker
I told I told you man we got this is kind of like an under the table kind of thing I didn't know there's no one backing me on this I'm just pocket money we were able to pull together from you and the guys how about this since it's a tawdry amount maybe you can give us some sort of oh I don't know let's call it a free pass a favor you see IG and I are gonna have to continue doing
00:15:58
Speaker
work, maybe ways that are less than ideal for someone of the law. And we're going to need someone to look the other way once in a while so we can help clean up this fucking place. Well, I mean, whatever you do outside of town is really not my business anyway. As I said, we don't marries and let's go far out of town anyway to keep track, protect people. So that's fine. You do remind me of one of the bikers from the gas station earlier.
00:16:27
Speaker
He told me, and before I say this, it seems like you're a little short with me there, Terrence. I want to tell you, I appreciate what you guys did here. And I know you did something good here for me, but this is just something to keep in mind. In the future, my friends, he tells me you guys shot first in that situation at them. And he admits that they were going to try and beat you guys up. And I admit to you that if they were going to beat you up, they probably would have
00:16:54
Speaker
beat you pretty close to death. Another day would have maybe got you there because you guys seem pretty tough, but it's just a hero. How are you going to beat up a robot? Never freaking stupid. What can I do? It's just, but I'm just saying, you know, if it was, uh, if you guys hadn't helped me and if I was some, um, a more hard headed guy, I might've, you know, um, well, I did, um, I kind of rushed you probably shoot shit at me, but I'd be dead. So, um, you know, just keep that, uh, just be careful out there.
00:17:19
Speaker
So I'm trying to say, well, that's, that's kind of the point I'm making here is if we continue to work near and around and in the town, maybe you just look the other way once in a while. If we bring back the culprits are looking for, maybe we can develop a little system here or we can bring them back alive if possible. You know, like they used to back in the cowboy days, dead or alive. Could be a spec ops. That could be, that could be something that could work.
00:17:49
Speaker
I mean, as long as you don't try not to kill anybody in town. Oh, why don't you beat him up? That's fine. I know these guys are dicks and they seem like they probably I had to. Oh, by the way, also, I had to let that guy go. I couldn't I couldn't just hold him here first. We can't feed him. Can't afford to feed him. And we don't have a jail system. You know, it's just kind of like a fucking give us all your guns and your money and then you can leave.
00:18:13
Speaker
So that's the kind of punishment they get. That's what we did. We took all his guns and his money and kept his bike. And then we set him off on foot. So he might tell the tale. I don't know if you guys like him. When did you release him? That's such an irresponsible thing to do. I mean, I don't know. You saw Frank, right? You saw the guys I have here. It's not really a lot. We don't have a lot. I'm getting a couple dudes off the street to go.
00:18:42
Speaker
Get some troublemakers for me. I... I.G. I... Doesn't it make... What sense does it make for us to bring them back alive? That he's just going to question these people and send them back out on the street anyway? No sense at all. What other... Exactly! What other choice do we have other than to put them in the earth? Exactly, yes. Well, I mean... What kind of fuckery is this, Barrington?
00:19:09
Speaker
Well, I mean, I only asked to bring Butch back and specifically to ask him about, if you know anything about site 17. And then you were going to let him go. You were going to let him go back home. Well, he might die now, but I mean. Well, if IG hadn't shot him in the leg to keep him from running. Well, technically, here's the thing. What we're doing right now is called kidnapping. He may be a low life, but he was not technically committing a crime when you brought him into me. So.
00:19:39
Speaker
We kind of are. But you're the cops. Yes. You know, these guys are doing illegal things. Why can't we just put an end to it? Well, we're trying... Don't you make the law? We're trying to rebuild... What was that guy? Don't you make the law? We uphold the law, my friend. We're trying to rebuild what society was before.
00:20:06
Speaker
Yeah, we can't uh, do you have a question? Yeah What is the government like? Like what what I mean like as far as laws are concerned like would we know? like Who makes the laws or if it's more just like look it's not just like state governments anymore. It's just like local town government Especially like or is is there like a capital of the country still and if so, like is it is there anyone there probably is there might be But where you guys are now, there's not like any communication really as far as
00:20:35
Speaker
You would know where anyone really knows these, you know, right? Well, that was my, that was what I was curious about was like, if it seems like everybody's communicating with walkie talkies and CB radios. So like, is there no communication across state lines or whatever? And if so, it's probably minuscule at best. So like, you know, as I do was asking, don't you make the law? Like, I think that's a pretty valid question. Like the law might be different here. Yeah. So who makes the law?
00:21:02
Speaker
I saw the law in the earlier days and it wasn't good as well. So they used me to make bad people pay under the law. I don't really know much about that robot, but I'm just you know, I mean if if we if we
00:21:21
Speaker
If we make up all our own rules and do whatever, if we start making the police, it's like a, I don't know, some sort of, we do whatever we want kind of thing and just go out and kill people because they rough people up once in a while. I mean, I don't know, we're just going to go right back to the dark ages. I mean, this is what we're trying to, I don't know, maybe not emulate the past. We're trying to, you know, do something here to make it. I mean, the mayor's kind of an idiot, but at least I'm trying, I want, I want this place to be, you know, some sort of society, you know?
00:21:50
Speaker
The times are changing, Barrington. That's right. That's right, IG. But the times are changing and IG and me and people like us, we have to be the ones that make the real change. We have to, we have to roll with the punches and bend when the wind blows. We can't just rely on clearly the past. It didn't work. So why would we want to go back to something that didn't work? The system was broken clearly. Otherwise how we, that's how we fucking got here. Well, maybe, but I don't,
00:22:21
Speaker
But whatever, just don't kill anybody in town. That's all I gotta say. We can debate philosophy all night, but I would appreciate if you guys helped me out. And like I said, you can, outside of town, you know, there's things I would love to clean up outside of town. And if you want to go and maybe if the mayor will help me out on this, I can get you guys some sort of better stipends next time. But there's definitely a lot of problems outside of town that can be dealt with. And, you know, if they get, however they get dealt with, that's,
00:22:51
Speaker
You know, it's beyond me. I mean, I'll just happily accept the hopefully good outcome. Do you have any information on any small town, uh, small time or a big time leaders of the horsemen?
Decision to Collaborate with Police
00:23:08
Speaker
Um, anybody local. Uh, not there's, I mean, there's a few guys, they, they kind of like,
00:23:16
Speaker
come and go. Butch is one of the few that actually has a stable sort of location. There's probably, I think there's one of them that he does a lot of, spends a lot of time in Ashburn, not far away. I think he acts like he owns a shop there, a mechanic shop, but he mostly just does asshole horseman things.
00:23:46
Speaker
Adrian, how much money does IG have on him? 142. OK. A little more than me. I'm just curious. So you said he paid us 21 bucks? Yeah. All right. I'll take 10. You can add 11. Nice. Nice. OK. Well, what the hell is next then? I mean, is that it? Are we done working with you? Can we leave now? I guess we need to rest.
00:24:15
Speaker
I mean, I have definitely plenty more, you know, things and problems out in the roads and shit that could use a heavy hand. But I mean, if you guys don't want to work with you, you don't have to. I'd love your help. If we get any more from Butch, I'd love your help following up on this. Because like I said, we don't have a lot of guys to go out afield. But it's really not as capable as you guys. But I mean, you know, it's up to you guys.
00:24:47
Speaker
We're just gonna take a second Barrington to have a discussion that's fine guys if nothing else just Keep your radio tuned to the same frequency. Oh if I hear anything new from which I can call you guys up and at least let you know if you're curious Yeah, I put my hand on IDs back and kind of like we kind of walk them back outside Like all right now that we're alone listen I
00:25:11
Speaker
My whole purpose in life is to prove to myself that I'm not a nerd. And so I'm going to go and do that by destroying every single one of those horsemen fuckers and establishing myself as the king around here. And it'd be really helpful to know that I have some. Let's just say some some assets in the police department as I build my empire.
00:25:39
Speaker
So I'm wondering if maybe we should just use these stooges for a while and maybe do a couple more favors just to kind of build some equity with them and maybe get some supplies along the way and then maybe form our own little gang and then go and take down those horseman fuckers. And that's when you can really shine with your assassination abilities. And we'll get you all the tattoos. Yes. What tattoos should be cool? What do you think about my G? And also assassination.
00:26:05
Speaker
What do you think? Do you think we should continue working with the police or just go out on our own? Your opinion's valuable to me, son. I think having the police on the side would be a good idea. That also has worked in the past. Yes, that's true.
00:26:20
Speaker
Well, I suppose we'll just have to play ball for now and then just see what happens. But IG, I got to tell you the first time that these people try to boss me around, I'm going to let Mr. and Mrs. Rubens do some talking. Hey, would you guys mind not standing right there? It's that kind of shit right there, IG. I'll smoke if I want to. But no, play with them as long as we want. Yes.
00:26:48
Speaker
All right, let's go back in and tell them the good news, I guess. Uh, I guess I walk back in and say, all right, we'll do it. Uh, Barrington's not there. He's like, he's like, what? He goes around the corner. He's like, oh, he's checking on Butch. What was that? Good news. Where's Butch? Uh, he's, he's back in the, back in the back. What's good, what's good news? Yeah, staying here for a while. Oh, that's great. I mean, I know we don't seem to like see exactly eye to eye you guys, but I mean, you know,
00:27:17
Speaker
We can, I think we can really try and make some, do some good, get some little lives off to, I don't know, off the streets, but, you know, turn some lives around, maybe. I don't know. Sure. Maybe get some money to arrest people. That'd be really great.
00:27:34
Speaker
So is there not like a holding cell in here? There's no jail. I mean, there is, but they just can't like afford to feed guys and keep them there for a long time. Just don't feed them. That's, that's, that's a very cruel form of execution, my friend. And, uh, and we have, we have had a couple of, she had to do a couple of executions, but I'm trying to keep those, you know, a very low number during my, uh, my time as captain of the police force here. But, uh, yeah.
00:28:03
Speaker
Anyway, thank you guys What was that? Do we have a place we can stay overnight? Do we own a place? Are you asking? No, I'm just asking general Now you guys don't really have any place around here you guys were just kind of Terrence just kind of been wandering when he found you in a dumpster in a garbage dump I imagine
00:28:33
Speaker
You could always, uh, where can we sleep around here? Barrington, do you have a power socket? Yeah. Someplace we can plug plug him in or, um, yeah, I guess. I don't know what kind of outlet you need, but yeah, we got maybe, uh, I don't talk to radar. He'd be pissed. We use this power. Um, yeah, I guess you can, you can use some more as we know, we know enough stored up. Uh, it's all, it's one of those weird four-pronged European plugs. Oh shit. Do you have a converter? We might need to talk to a writer about a converter.
00:29:03
Speaker
Is he okay to be overnight? I don't want to go by the radar right now middle of night. Yeah, it's fine. All right, cool You guys want to sleep in the beds here if I mean in the sales office I mean if not, you can uh, um, yeah, I'll put in a good word maybe at the Yeah, it's fine You're good. Just sleep here. Yeah, I think I'd start tinkering with with with IG throughout the night trying to Get them Get
Daily Preparations and Resource Gathering
00:29:29
Speaker
them prepared to a functional degree
00:29:38
Speaker
roll another repair it's a seven okay success I guess we can treat that as like healing let me find the fucking page about healing again I think all about it I think we just he just loses a wound he's just fine unless you just call
00:29:55
Speaker
It says in my character thing with being a construct. Each attempt takes an hour per current wound level and ignores the golden hour. Many constructs have a dependency and a need for a power source. So repairing is basically healing. Okay great, so you get wound on.
00:30:20
Speaker
So you're probably if you were shaking, you're probably not shaking anymore I think you know you want to check though because you shot him. So you're fine Plus we're kind of doing the equivalent of sleeping. So like I'm sure we'd have some sort of yeah repair mechanism Maybe not healing us all the way but something that lets us rejuvenate something Okay, seven and a half hours lay down Shut up, Jim, you're not a damn rooster
00:30:50
Speaker
Sorry boy, I don't have any other job Okay, you guys wake up and you're a little police and you're holding cells you were sleeping in or if you wanted to say I don't know if you want to sleep in like the community cells together I Don't know how I really care Wherever I was I had IG with me cuz I could tinker with him throughout the night. That's right. That's right Yeah
00:31:18
Speaker
Uh, where's the food? I think I'd go get some food. Um, you probably have to go to like, uh, uh, grub and chug or, uh, that's pretty much it. I think I still have, I still have two plain muffins on me. Oh, that's breakfast right there. Yeah. Like eat one of those. All right. I do that. Nice. They're a little, they're a little stale, but you know, you're a weird reptile man. So I'm sure you've eaten worse.
00:31:46
Speaker
Sometimes that's when I see people eat. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't want you to have to see this. I turned away. Sorry, son, we'll get you some oil and some lube or something. This guy, this guy loves lube. I go to the sexcretary desk. He's going to pleasure lube.
00:32:16
Speaker
Yeah, I'm here for your money in your lube not necessarily in that order You up to the front there's one of the one of the cops are sitting there. Hey guys, how'd you sleep? Do you have some lube? That's weird what I've looped
00:32:38
Speaker
You don't have any oil? No, I don't have any oil. What? You mean there's no oil around here? No, you might need to go over to the body shop, the guy in the mechanic over there. I think that he would have some oil. He probably has more oil. Bob's a good guy. I think I named him Bob. I mean, I think I named him Bob. I think his name's Bob. I don't have a car, so no. You see his muffin tattoo, I got it from him.
00:33:05
Speaker
Oh, man, I thought that was a snail. Yeah, it's pretty cool. I know. I don't know. That's pretty cool. I see it now. That's cool. Where's Barrington? We want our next job. What are we doing? Oh, let me see. Cap. Where are you at, cap? Over.
00:33:26
Speaker
I'm out of the tower. Over. Hey, you come into the station, the guys are awake and looking for another job.
00:33:37
Speaker
Over. Yeah, I'll be in a second. Over. That's just, that's just, that's just Terrence clearing his throat like while they're talking. He has all his dry muffin crumbs in his throat. Actually, the police guy thinks he hang up because of the sound. Sorry. There we go. Got it. You should be here in just a second. Had some brand stuck in my uvula.
00:34:07
Speaker
Oh, sorry. Yeah. And the door opens up. Hey guys, how was your sleep? It was wonderful. Yeah, efficient, like you said. Oh, good. Oh, we need, we need to play this game, don't we? Oh, I plugged him in. Oh, you got it to work? Yes. Oh yeah, I know. I just, I just grabbed the car battery and jumped him. Or something. Well, hey, speaking of cars, did you guys want to keep that, um, motorhead car you guys left at the gas station?
00:34:37
Speaker
Uh, yeah. I mean, you guys fix it up for us. Why? Oh, you want, you see what else is up for you? Yeah. Well, I'm not, I'm a combo cop. I'll get sense of Bob. Um, okay. Uh, we're going to keep our bikes. Thanks. Okay. Cool. Just curious. I mean, yeah, I guess we can hold on that. We can park it back in the back for you. Cause I'm sure that car's fine. I want to make sure that when we come back for it, I want there to be gas in it and I want it to be detailed.
00:35:06
Speaker
Oh, I bet you it might be. Yeah. OK. So, yeah, what's you guys looking for something, something else
Mission Against Motorheads
00:35:13
Speaker
to do? Yeah. You said you had stuff to do. What do you want us to do? Oh, well, really, the biggest, biggest story on my side lately is I know you're keen on attacking these motorhead guys, but really, if you want to go around killing people,
00:35:28
Speaker
I would be completely happy with you killing Motorhead guys. I said, no, I said, I know you're really interested in these four horsemen guys, but the Motorheads are real dicks, and if you wanted to go around killing them, I'd look the other way all the time for that. Those guys are just psychos. Just murderers outright. Anyway, they got the intersection of the two highways east of here. They got a frickin' blockade they set up where they frickin' charged people, tolls like, you know,
00:35:58
Speaker
The craziest shit they'll ask for from these people like you know, they're like, hey, give me your car That's what the guys guys need to get down the highway. He doesn't even need to get through if it was a car anymore Anyway, they're they're holding people up killing people That'd be a real good thing for you to clear out if you could do that I mean, it's there's probably a good handful of them there be a little tough But I mean you guys took down like what for horseman the other day for horsemen the other day at the gas station some of you guys are
00:36:26
Speaker
Yeah, that sounds like dicks. Yeah, they're a bunch of fucking... Let's do this. They sound like a bunch of fucking trolls. Like dick trolls. Dick trolls. Yeah. Yeah, that'd be great if you guys could do that. How far out is it? They're probably like 10, 15 miles from here, down the highway to the east, straight across. Matter of fact, you know,
00:36:55
Speaker
car of yours, that motor car, that'd be a good way to sneak up to them too. They'd see, cause they got all this painting, their paint job on all their, all their little symbols and shit. They think you're one of them before they go until you got close enough. Great. Yeah. Yeah. I suppose we could do that real quick. Uh, do we have, did I start off with a canteen by chance? Uh, probably. We can say you did.
00:37:22
Speaker
They got water on here? Did I see any place where they're getting water from? Because somebody's got to have water on here somewhere. They can't just be getting one bolt to the vulture. There's probably some unintended spigots you can just get some water from. I'm going to go fill up and shower myself in it and splatter it all over my scales. Before we leave, I'm going to do that just to get a little bit more moisture soaking up in these.
00:37:48
Speaker
in these scales because you know I'm a lizard I can probably go a little while without falter but it's been a little while so yeah Bergen says hey you guys are gonna be going out do you need a need any supplies we got we got we got we got a we got a water supply back here back at the place yes I'll take some water and my son here needs some oil
00:38:11
Speaker
He's like, he's like, uh, you know what? I would, I would tell you already. I'll shoot radius over to, uh, old Bob and I'll tell him you're coming. Uh, give you, give you, give you like a some oil on him, on me. All right. Excellent.
00:38:23
Speaker
Cool. Oh, yeah Frank shows these guys around back to the water tank Because come on me takes you to water tank you fill up your thing. Yeah, I'm gonna act all that out now We don't need to do that. We're watching if you yeah, we could just skip over the the getting oil too If you want something just go straight to the oh Thanks Yeah, you guys got all your supplies Yeah, so we put our supplies in the in the Motorhead car
00:38:53
Speaker
We're on the map. Did they show us somewhere on the map where these figures are? Yeah, I guess he put out a little map. He's like, yeah, you go down. You just go off the little western road out of town here under the John Freeman Highway and take that east. And after about 10, 15 miles, you'll see the frickin' blockade they built on the road at the gas station at the intersection.
00:39:24
Speaker
Okay, I guess that would be what we do. We would make our way over there. IG, are you prepared? Are you ready? I'm as ready as I'll ever be. Do you need anything else? No, I don't think so. I'm combat ready. How's your weapon looking? My weapon's looking fine. Got the ammo, it's polished, everything. Alright, how's your gun?
00:39:48
Speaker
My gun's also fine. Thanks for having me. How about your gun? Locked and loaded, baby. My weapon's fine, too. Besides, you guys are walking so good. I was going to say, I think I want to do a little tinkering before we set out. I'll be honest, I kind of want to see if I can craft some explosive rounds for IG.
00:40:17
Speaker
Um, like, see if I can like modify some of his rounds a bit with some of the shit that I have and the gun powder and like the way that we made explosive, like something that would like give it a little bit more of a.
00:40:29
Speaker
Because I don't want to make muffin bombs. I want to make something that can clear a fucking blockade, or at least something that he can terrorize them while I'm driving up or something. Right. Well, you probably need to use some special, like the gun store guy said he has a whole ammo press and thing sort of thing. You probably don't need to go maybe use his CV, let you use his thing. Like put bullets together and shit, all that weird stuff that I know about.
00:40:57
Speaker
Yeah, let's say we go there. Hell no, you can't use my thing. Get out of here. I'm just kidding. I'll kill you. All right, welcome to my store. Hello, welcome to us. Do they have
00:41:21
Speaker
Oh, cool. Do they have some pipes? I want to make pipe bombs. That's what I'm going to do. Um, do they have like wicks? I could think I already got some wires I could use for something like that. Or, um, I was going to ask for a mortar, but that'd probably be too much. Um, so I'm thinking about like, can we make a couple of sticks of dynamite? Like, I don't know what the outside casing of a dynamite stick looks like, but either dynamite or a pipe bomb that we could use to
00:41:48
Speaker
Could probably make some I'm assuming since you're this is ten terms is mine I'm sure you probably grabbed a couple pieces of PVC pipe or something from the yeah from the mechanic guy when you've got a box full of shit from okay Okay, then I want to make some of those and then maybe also try for Some specialized rounds like you know something that's like armor piercing maybe if nothing else and maybe he can use to fuck up their cars you know
00:42:16
Speaker
I'm sure the cough pads are a little bit private, I think, too, if you wanted to go see if they'd let you use theirs as well. Okay. I'm going to roll for smarts to see if I can make some dynamite or pipe bombs. What's more realistic for me to make? Probably pipe bombs. Okay. That is a seven and a five on my repair roll to make pipe bombs and or dynamite. So pipe bombs, I guess. I'll give you.
00:42:45
Speaker
four pipe bombs four what do they do um explode oh let's say let's give them uh with a cell say seven we'll say two two d eight that's not fair that's fine with me that's cool okay um all right cool uh and i'm gonna roll one more to see if i can make some special ammo for ig
00:43:12
Speaker
That's a fucking 16. That's 6 plus 2 plus 2. Nice. I'm sorry. I'm trying to make... I suppose the ones are like armor piercing ones.
00:43:24
Speaker
Well, if I get a 16, maybe both. I want explosive rounds, then. He wants explosions. The boy wants explosions. We'll get him explosions. I'm making sure I'm like, oh, making me this. And he goes, Dad, I want explosions. I want things to explode, Dad. All right, son, hang on.
00:43:53
Speaker
How many bullets do you have for your gun there IG? I have 42 sniper rifle ammo. Holy crap. Yeah, we bought a lot that day. Yeah. How about how about you made 16 explosive bullets? Neat. What do those do? I don't know if there's explosive. There's probably some. Yeah, I know. But what damage do they do? They will explode.
00:44:21
Speaker
they will explode on me. I have been taken by headcrabs. Yeah, I don't know what explosive durmages do. They explode.
Helping Carl with Transportation
00:44:34
Speaker
I'll say if you use one of those, Adrian, we'll give you a, instead of a 2D8, your gun does, we'll do
00:44:45
Speaker
3d8 when you use those bullets neat and 3d8 explosive damage I guess what to see how good you shoot how good your shooting rolls are whenever we get there and see how much Much shit you wreck with explosions. Yeah Okay, cool. Yeah, so I think I would just do that so that's that's so you so you how many did you say I made 16 16 that would be that would be your normal bullets minus 16 but plus 16 explodey rounds
00:45:16
Speaker
Just to make it clear, I didn't make you fresh ones. I just modified what you had. It's good that you reminded me because I didn't think about turning it down. What a little cheater! Okay, cool. I think I'm set then. If I made four pipe bombs and some explodey bullets, I think I'm fucking set.
00:45:36
Speaker
So yeah, you're you're walking down the street and That's using my MacGyver skill for those listening at home. That's my MacGyver skill is you shit like that. I watch MacGyver to tie on TV What's the chairman MacGyver or with the English MacGyver? I think American MacGyver Did he did he did he did he like duct tape a straw to something and make a bomb or some stupid shit?
00:46:00
Speaker
No, that's kind of dumb stuff. He does takes everyday items and make some fucking day-saving shit All right. I'm anyway there right you guys are you guys are walking down the street and you see you might remember him this little guy Carl He's a he's a he's a sort of somewhat not soup not not fat but he's a little rounder of an african-american fella who was with you in the Mission with Boris your little job and he says you guys like hey guys
00:46:29
Speaker
Hey, how's it going? Hey. I immediately look around, like to see if anybody else is here. Like, is that worth a wave to me? No one waves to me. Yeah, Terrence and IG, right? Yes, yes. Yeah. Hey, what are you guys doing? We're doing some explosions. Yeah. It's wild, man. Hey, you guys really seem like you can handle your shit. And I can't. I mean, I kind of, I think I shot a guy
00:47:00
Speaker
And that was like, I didn't like that at all. I was wondering, and I'd be willing to pay you guys even if this works out.
00:47:09
Speaker
do some work for you guys. But I want to start a shop with this money that I got from Boris. But if I'm trying to lug and I heard there's not really any real good place in Ashburn to get any stuff done. So I was like, man, I'll go over there and open up a place and no competition. But I ain't about to be trucking a bunch of wrenches and shit up that way.
00:47:31
Speaker
I'll be getting killed by myself if you guys though, I mean Help me out. I'm probably kind of a beast bit of money left over from whatever. I'm gonna buy and I pay you and I'll do I'll do some car work for you and shit. Remember her bike work. See you guys right around bikes. She went us through is caught you Yeah, man. Yeah, it's frickin. It's Harry out there dude. Ask our quest. I don't know
00:47:58
Speaker
Nobody likes these IG no, maybe and uh, I don't know if there's any place we can scrounge up some free shit too. I was gonna ask the mechanic I hear if he knows any places still have any shit you can look a little scratch scavenge up. But uh, yeah, man, I mean, I don't know if
00:48:15
Speaker
If you guys would help me, I'd be really cool. That's something beneficial if you have this kind of person in your friends list. Why don't we just put them in our car and drive them up and then call it a day? Yeah, man, where is that thing? I don't got a car. That's not everything. I need someone to drive me. Well, yeah. And keep you safe. Yeah, yeah. Was that guy? That's fine and dandy and everything.
00:48:43
Speaker
We can just drop you off and all your supplies off and then we'll leave it. And then we'll come back later. Once we fit, we're kind of on another, we're on the clock for another job right now. Carl. That's cool. What are you guys up to? Oh, you know, just stopping a blockade. That's all. Oh shit. Nope. You guys doing the one out, uh, Easter here.
00:49:05
Speaker
It's confidential, we're not allowed to say. As Taren shakes his head, yes. He winks. Actually, that's... I'll keep my head down if you guys want to shoot up the place. But that's kind of on the way to Ashburn. So that's how that works out. Going to come with us, fine with me. Alright, fine. And that's Gore Quest's fight as long as it's on the wave. If you're making me go all the way across the map, I'm not doing it.
00:49:34
Speaker
No, no, man. I mean, it's only like, it's like pass where you're going. It's only another, uh, you know, 10 miles or so to the Ashburn. All right. Well, go get your shit. We'll pull the car around. I mean, cool. I'll be about, give me like 10 minutes. Make it five. All right. Give me five minutes. Make it 300 seconds. One, two, three. You guys are like, you know, getting the car ready, pulling around.
00:50:05
Speaker
And uh He comes out. He's like, oh, I got let's look at his big old heap of shit. I got here Shit put in the truck. All right. Can you pop it my hands are full? Yep, thanks. Oh shit. Hey, you guys are look back here yet
00:50:22
Speaker
No. There's a dead puppy back here, you guys. I'm just kidding. I'm kidding, guys. But there's a... You're right, there is. And I push him in the trunk and shoot him. Oh, my God. No, I can't. I can't. Yeah, he puts his shit in the trunk. He's like... He picks up his... He has a jug. He's like, what's it say to her? It says, boom shine, you guys. What the fuck is this? Shh, shh, shh, shh. Shakes it. Boom shine. It says right on the label. There's two in here. Okay, cool. Oh, God. It's like fucking gasoline.
00:50:51
Speaker
Shit liquor. It's not smells like oh man shit liquor. I can't wait to kill that member of the horseman Yeah, dude, I think The motor heads must bring that shit. Oh god, he closes the truck Could be made anyway, you got you got some was that guy could we make some fire off that? Yes, that's your job. You got you got a couple bombs in the back your car you guys I don't know. We want to leave it. I want to double that leave him here. I don't know. That's dangerous
00:51:20
Speaker
And sounds useful as well. You could use that. Yeah, I'm going to blow this car up and upgrade to one of their cars. I mean, this is one of their cars. I know. Somebody's got to have a better one than this. Uh, maybe. Yeah. This one does have board holes and shit in it. I want to get a big Tonka truck and one with a, with a, with a, with a windshield. That's the dream, man. Yeah, baby. We're going to Ashburn. All right, cool.
00:51:49
Speaker
Yeah, I'm gonna burn some ash cars I pushed the pedal down a little bit and Then he pushes it down a little bit and then Yes, that's what I'm trying to say man, you know, I hope you guys the car this is just gonna be great team team team effort here we're gonna have you guys I like it You guys any snacks for road
00:52:18
Speaker
Yeah, I do actually. Not really. Worms. You want some? And lube. And lube. I'm not hungry. Cool. I got a muffin left, I guess. You want some lube to wash down a muffin? No, maybe we'll find some food at the... Oh, guys, I forgot. I was talking to the guy at the mechanic.
00:52:44
Speaker
He said there's an old tractor supply place a little bit before we get to that gas station where you're going to kill a bunch of people. He said there might be shit there, but he's not sure. He's one of those big places he said. We stopped there before we got to the killing. Oh my gosh, already two more stops added to our list. Guys, I'll make up to you guys. I swear to you, if you guys do this for me, you're freaking going to be like, I'm going to owe you such big time dudes.
00:53:11
Speaker
you bring me a frickin a mangled heap of a car and i'll frickin like buff that thing out and make it perfect running condition for you guys that's free if you gave me through all this shit dude what do you think i g i think if he usually if you blow this car up get one of theirs and then make it like a really cool car with this health and that could be a good thing
00:53:36
Speaker
Maybe we can get a tank put, er, a tank, like, gun put on it. Yes. Do some twisted metal shit. Hmm. So let's find a tank first, but yeah, I could try that. Maybe.
00:53:51
Speaker
Oh, maybe I'll mount some more shotguns on the side and then have like a lever I can pull in here to go. You know how trucks have like the horn on the roof and they pull it in. Yeah, that's how we do it. Beep, beep, motherfucker. All right, we're in. Let's go to the truck to supply. To the truck to the fly store.
00:55:25
Speaker
Does it look good already?