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Speaker: Boom and we're playing watch for the week today. Yup. Um, yup. Yup. Yup. Uh, there's Adam playing Capri. Yeah, that's me dog and Amy playing Sally. Yep. And, uh, Adrian playing, uh, Oscar, the wolf detective, the wolf detective detective of wolves. Uh, and David playing Lukey.
Speaker: Don't get my real name out. Luke as himself. He lives at 3333 Woodcrest drive. That's my address. You sell much, but for USA. Um, also I'm Justin. I am the keeper of mysteries. I never introduced myself. Do you ever say who you are when you play when you're GM?
Speaker: Not true. It's the mystery that I keep most of all, but not anymore about that. You wouldn't even know if Justin is real. He's real. I've seen him. He exists. He's very tall. He's a real piece of shit. I'll tell you that. He's like, if you bread, where's Waldo and Milhouse? That's what he said.
Speaker: Yeah, we did find him. We did find him a Waldo outfit for Halloween a couple of years back. It was a big hit. We're going to be Harry and Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber till we found that. And then we said, okay, I want to fly over and find him. Justin, will you be Millhouse one, one year for Halloween for me? Just, just cause every time I watch the Simpsons, I just, oh yeah, that's Justin.
Speaker: Okay, yeah, we'll just have to paint you yellow No, we can't do that. That's not Not right. Oh, yeah. No you right. Let's not do that. Yep. Yep. All right. Let's move on to the podcast Okay, yes, we're you guys last episode you Kind of learned some things at the at the church about what's going on There's a there's a man trapped in the collar pieces a spirit of an of a man of a man growl
Speaker: There was a break -in there's a break -in. Yeah, there's a break -in at one of the other people's houses the Broadwoods house Cuz Luke had his little team start calling all the addresses they had to see which one was right. Mm -hmm And they told him they had a break -in when he called they call him and they said hey Luke it was breaking and it looks it Okay, let's drive there and you all just pulled up and Place but the cops outside
Speaker: Nice big house, everybody. And then quicksaved. We quicksaved and then shot everybody. Yep. Right, right, right. And now we're here. So we're at the Broadwoods residence. Indeed you are. What's everyone want to do? I want to go inside. Go inside. All right, you go up. There's like, you know, police have like the area, like they're kind of like guarding it off and shit from public.
Speaker: Excuse me, sir. No civilians pass this point. I'm going to flash my Amazon badge right in. Oh, shit. Or not Amazon Sierra. Sorry. Yeah. Oh, shit. Right this way, this way, sir. I'm following you. We got Sierra coming in. I think we're all following Luke at this point. Yeah, I'm going to be the caboose on this train. All right. So, yeah, you guys walk in. There's a bunch of cops buzzing around.
Speaker: I want a code of where to find the fucking metal shard or whatever. Do I know where that is? Probably not. Are the police in one room more so than others? Off the entryway, off the foyer, the giant high ceiling entryway, there's a little room. This is another rich people house? Yeah, it's another rich people house.
Speaker: And there's a bunch of cops in like this little sitting kind of room with the family in there, lady, man, and the two little girls, twins, Basil. There's Sally though. Hello girls, you want some candy? Oscar, Oscar, you can't, everyone can. I pull out my shotgun and shoot Oscar.
Speaker: Roll your damage. You don't roll damage. Can you actually ask anything about candy? Because that's too weird for me. Oscar, listen, I know you could offer Sally candy. You can't just ask stranger children to, even I know that, you can't just ask kids if they want candy from your pocket, or your van, or your backpack. All right. No candy for you kids.
Speaker: There's a, there's a cop. He's like our detective guys. He's got his little suit on. Can we help you folks? Uh, yeah. This is the family that was, uh, burgled. Uh, no, they're two blocks down. I'm kidding. This is them. Yeah. That was a really shitty joke, man. Sorry. We're, uh, we're not in those CSI here with the, with the, with the witty things, you know, like the family. So did they take the shard? Well, sorry.
Speaker: We were trying to ascertain what was stolen from the family. They said nothing of value that they knew of was taken. But there was an old room they have in the back of the house that was broken into by the people that came in. And they rooted around there and left with a small box. They had no idea what it was. Oh, really? Is that why Sierra's here? Is that why you're here, sir? Yeah, that's why we're here. Oh, interesting. Well, here are Hodgkin's.
Speaker: No, that's the other guy named Hodgman. Hodgman, really, this lead these guys. This is my partner, Hodgman. It was up. It lead them to the back room where the thing was stolen from. All right, come on, guys. What kind of what kind of dead people we working with here?
Speaker: Um, well, you actually hear, you hear the little girls like, well, you know, you also see, I guess they're, but they're like, they have like an imaginary friend they're playing with in a corner, but it's a little ghost boy. They're playing. Oh yeah. Just walk up and high five both of them and high five the ghost. Oh, I Sally made friends. Nice. Do you want to play blocks with us? Yeah, I do. Let's get this blocks going.
Speaker: All right. Now, Sally, you got to work. You're on the clock. You know, I have time. OK. Can we come back for a play date? Yeah, sure. I don't care. OK. I'll be back. All right. See you then. Yeah. Good block form.
Speaker: Thank you. So did they say that the whole box was taken or just the thing inside the box? Yeah, the whole box. Yeah, the whole box was taken, guys. I sound kind of like that little girl, but I have a slightly more grating voice. Don't you smoke another pack, man? Like Jesus. I'm actually a ghoul from Fallout. Hey, look out, my ear just fell off. That's not good. Just kidding. Actually, I can't talk to you forever yet, so I talk.
Speaker: I'm a Hodgman. I thought it was the Hodgkins. Well, it was, but it's already a Greg Hodgkins, so this guy's name's Hodgman. There can be more than one Hodgkins in the world. There has been a lot of confused listeners back at home. Same city. That's what's going to confuse the listeners. I agree with Lucas. Can we go to the room? Can we just go to the room, please? I'm trying to lead you every time. This little girl, I guess, works for you. All right, let's go. All right, with us. It's back this way here and it's off to study.
Speaker: What a nice home Yes, there's a little closet here and then uh There's a secret door that people found somehow Came in they did a lot of rooting around and shoving in different clauses and stuff trying to find a I guess the secret door They took his little boxes in there Is the secret door open?
Speaker: Yeah, so yeah, here is there's a couple cops like Dustin or like friends of people's Justin for prints and shit I'm not gonna stand inside You know, what is that Luke? I'm not gonna step inside cuz maybe they have footprints. Okay, we have a Titans Do you say your time frame little girl? Yeah Yeah, it was done. Uh No night last night great I'm gonna look into it for you, sir, please step back
Speaker: Well, please don't compromise any evidence little girl. Yeah, she won't chill. I'm going to do my, do my thing just in time and the.
Speaker: I'm going to view another time and place, huh? Maybe with an 8. How did I roll? 2 plus 2 plus 4. I was going to say, that was 50 % her bonus modifier or 50 % dice. All right, so you're going to look at another time or place. I remember Justin, my luck has been used twice, so I'm a little bit closer to doomed.
Speaker: You have that dark side holy cannoli, let me look at your page too because you have like yeah that weird shit I never remember make you do tradition to me looking up guilt pain hallucinations apparently, okay Roll a d4 real quick
Speaker: Buddy, you can't... What? Four. Buddy, you can't be lips to back like that. We do all the time. Edit it out. All right, four? All right, it's okay. So you're, yeah, you're looking at, you see, you're looking at like midnight in this room? Yeah, like the last 24 hours just done. Fast forward.
Speaker: Okay, so you see like the husband comes in here, sits down a little bit, does some shit, smokes his cigar, drinks his brandy, whatever the fuck, goes away. Later on, he's later in night, he's shoved in by a masked figure with a gun. And he's forced into the corner. And he's, the guy starts poking around in the, or the masked figures was poking around in the closet. And you see him push the door, the secret door in.
Speaker: After he's like banging on the wall and shit a bunch, all the walls thrown in another place and he gets in that little secret room and he be lines for like a box sitting on top of some shit and he grabs it, gets the fuck out of there. Did the family know that there was a secret room? They didn't really know what the box was, but did they know there was a secret room? They didn't seem to know there was a secret room from the brief interaction you had with the cops up front. And is their family name one of the family names we were given? Yes.
Speaker: Okay. So they're not just like the original family forgot and moved out and these rich people bought the house. It's not that. Okay. Well, I'm going to relay all that information to Luke. And also Sally, you're starting to feel like something or someone's out to get you.
Speaker: You're just being paranoid, Sally. You're fine. Nothing's trying to kill us. OK, so there's maybe OK, so maybe there's somebody out to get me. There's somebody following us, something like that. It's like any time if I were to tell you like someone's walking behind or someone's near you, you're going to be suspicious as fuck. OK. Yeah, I can just just yeah. Roll with it. But I just had a character real quick. Can you remind me real fast the name of the guy that had the van that brought us here? Donovan.
Speaker: Donovan. That was Donovan. What? Moriarty. Moriarty. Okay. Donovan with the van. Donovan with the van. Got it. Okay. Sorry. I'm sorry. Anyway, go ahead. Mr. Luke, they gun pointed that man over there who shit his pants in the corner. And then they opened up a secret room and took the box and ran. And the burglar guy looked like, Justin, what do you look like?
Speaker: Did he look like a trench coat guy? He was just dressed in dark clothing, like a dark hoodie and a dark pants and a mask, something wrapped around his face under his hood. Like a scarf concealing his face or a COVID mask? Like a scarf, some stuff, yeah.
Speaker: Yeah. Okay. Cause COVID hasn't hit our timeframe yet. Got it. Uh, traditional burglar looking man, Mr. Luke, like you see on the TVs when they're trying to make hoodlums look creepy. Well, shit, we're fucked. We don't need to go off of. So this is a different person than, uh, well, obviously it's a different person because we know the guy Antonio who did the last one. I'm the guy, but isn't that like the third piece of that story?
Speaker: He's right there next to you. Oh, well, the narrator didn't say he came in with us. I forgot he was in existence, but he's here. I'm here. Oh, Antonio. Oh, sorry. Oh, by the way, Kepper, you still have my piece of the thing. I'd like to put it back in my pouch for safekeeping. Well, I would like to not give it to you. I don't know if I like. Well, we can we can hash that out maybe outside.
Speaker: Yes, perhaps not in front of the rich folk. Yeah, not in front of the police. Yeah, or the police. So, so it's a different person than Antonio. And there was no magical means used here. He just held him at gunpoint, Sally. Yeah. Interesting. Did you happen to see what kind of gun it was?
Speaker: What kind of gun was it keeper? It was a shotgun and he pointed it right between the man's eyes. So you feel like Antonio's looking, he like glanced at you while you're talking and you feel like he knows you have his amulet.
Speaker: He's like, he's like, he makes like a face that he's like, Oh, back up a little towards like the door or the window. Uh, may I go approach, uh, uh, the guy who is the guy who was robbed, the guy who's held a gunpoint? Uh, yeah, he's back in the front room.
Speaker: Yeah, the one that pooped. That's what that smell is. I thought it was an Oscar fart. Not this time. Let's go talk to that guy. I don't think we're going to get anything out of this room. Yes. There he goes back. Come on. So can you describe this gentleman? Yeah, he's middle -aged, balding.
Speaker: Kind of tubby. I think he met the actual man. No, no. The guy who Sally claims pooped himself. He's got a new pair of pants on. Ah, good. It's a tag. But he didn't change his underwear, silly. What a dummy. You smelled the maids were taking, like, where this thing is true in the trash. They didn't take the garbage out yet. What do you think?
Speaker: Also, the smell was a lot stronger in that room because that's where the deed went in. Is he talking to anybody or is he just sitting alone? Yeah, the cops are still just trying to figure everything out and talking to them about whatever they would say. Pardon me, officers. Would you mind if we're with Sierra? I mean, Luke can show you the credentials. Would you mind if we had a few moments with the man here?
Speaker: Yeah, sure. Go ahead. We're pretty much tapped on all our questions. Go ahead. Well, did you get any information before we get in there? Just kind of what I told you earlier, when you walked by, they got robbed middle of the night. They clearly were going after the one box they stole, but they didn't know where it was. People, oddly enough, didn't know that they had it. So I don't know how these other people knew that it would be here. They knew they had it.
Speaker: To be TBD, I guess, but uh, what's the, um, what's the gentleman's name again? Uh, this here is, uh, Terrence Broadwood and his wife, Donna Terrence, Terry and Donna got it. Um, is Donna also here? Yeah. All right, Tyler. She looks like, uh, she looks like that guy's wife from men in black. I forget who the actress is.
Speaker: Uh, the one, the one where he's like more sugar like that guy's wife, the girl. Yeah. Red scraggly hair. She woke up in the night and she hasn't been able to put her face on. Right. Right. Right.
Speaker: Well, why don't we, um, uh, so she's like, Oh, I've been robbed. I'm going to use, I'm going to use my calming ability. If they, if they look remotely like upset, which I imagine they would, especially if they were robbed at gunpoint. Yeah. Um, so I'm going to use my, what's called soothe. Um, and just kind of beat them and say, Terry Donna, uh, I'm Capri. And this is Lucas and Oscar and Sally from Sierra. And that gentleman back there is Antonio. Um, and we're here to help you out with your, um,
Speaker: With your disappearance and with your robbery, I was hoping we could talk to you a little bit more. I know it's been a long day, but would you mind just a few more moments? Sure. Yes, that's all right. I'm actually feeling a little bit more calm now, maybe since the cops are kind of backing off us a little bit, maybe I don't know. Yeah, that can be quite the anxiety to have so many people around, I understand.
Speaker: Hey, listen, we were told that you were robbed at gunpoint. Is that right? Oh, yes. Yes. I know this is going to seem a little odd. I don't know if you're a connoisseur of weapons, but can you describe further what kind of weapon this person used? Yeah, it was like a little revolver, like a little, one of those little short ones, you know?
Speaker: I don't know. I'm not from the old -timey cop movies. Old -timey cop revolver. That's what it looks like, kind of. Lucas, do you know anything about old -timey cop revolvers? Cop revolvers, or I guess Oscar, you also have a magnum you might know a thing or two. I do have one, but I don't know. Lucas, Lucas has infinite pockets of weapons. Lucas, do you know anything about revolvers? Yeah, I got a couple on me right here.
Speaker: Which one did it look like? A pull -out? Whatever. That's coming up in. That's what that was! Put it away! I'll take this one. They're not loaded, man. Calm down. Oh, that one's loaded. I'm bringing back memories. They put in guns at me and my wife. It's the one you play as Russian realtor? Yes, today. Oh. Yes, we told the police there was a man and a woman.
Speaker: Oh, really? Yes. It's terrible. The woman took my wife through the other rooms and the man took me upstairs. Interesting. We didn't know there were two of them. Did the lady have long hair or anything remotely?
Speaker: Probably. They had themselves all concealed up and hooded sweatshirts. How did you know it was a lady? She had a lady's voice. I mean, maybe, I don't know. I mean, how do you know I'm a lady? Do I have a lady's voice? It doesn't show you much money.
Speaker: Ignore that. Well, well, Luke is interrogating him. Can I just dig around in his brain a little bit? See if he's lying or see if he's got any images there of this quote unquote lady. Sure. Get the role for your look. And what are you doing in Africa? I don't know what your stuff is. I guess this is kind of like investigate a mystery in his brain. Yeah. Investigate his brain. Investigate a mystery is what sharp.
Speaker: You're also sharp. You got a zero sharp. Yeah, I do. Sharp it. Let's hope you get a good, a good roll. Seven. Seven. Okay. Not the worst, not the best. Oh wait, but I also get what magic was done here. Is there any magic on his brain that was done? No, no magic was done. Okay. And then.
Speaker: What is being concealed here? What is being concealed here in his brain? You hear him? He's going through everything. He's remembering his night. And he remembers the man yelling at him. And you hear him kind of imagining the man's voice. And he was, I don't know, what was it? You hear it? I know it is. Do you? Yeah. You hear him saying, where's the box? Show us where the box is. You're lying to me.
Speaker: Okay. Carry on, Luke. Carry on with your interrogation and I will pass that along at some point to you. What was that character I made that you guys all hated Dungeon World? He sounds like him. All right, so did you know these people at all? I don't know. They were concealing their faces with scars and masks of some sort. It didn't sound familiar at all. I don't.
Speaker: No, the man had a very distinct way of speaking, but I don't recall anyone I know speaks that way. Okay.
Speaker: They just wanted the box and they left. They didn't take anything else. No, that was it. I mean, I did this one while my wife says he's a woman. It was her just looked around and Closet bang on the walls and things trying to find I guess the secret door like the man found upstairs And that's all they wanted once he got it. He called to he yelled his other woman He said honey, so I guess they were they were married or dating or something Which way did they leave? I? Didn't get to see we immediately caught the police May I may I roll investigative history real quick while he's doing that
Speaker: 13. 13. Yeah. Ask your bazillion questions.
Speaker: I'm going to ask what sort of creature is it, but I'm hoping maybe you'll let me tweak this just to smidge. What I'm trying to do is tap my brain for anybody who sounded like that, like the impression that guy was doing, and see if I can like... Well, you get an impression that only Sally heard that. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, no, no, no. Okay, then never mind. The other thing I want to do then is I want to try to... You can hold that though. Yeah, yeah, I do. I want to hold that one then.
Speaker: And I would rather than go with what is being concealed here. Specifically what I'm looking for is I'm trying to tie up like some facts that I'm hearing, like where
Speaker: These are clearly two humans. They're not people with powers are using guns. They're married I'm trying to think like have I met anybody like that specifically I'm focusing on Moriarty and the first couple that we met And I'm trying to see if there's any connection between those two things and if I would have any reason to believe that Either one, they don't have to necessarily be connected to the couple and Moriarty, but I've been suspicious of Moriarty since I met him I'll let you say since you got a 13 you uh
Speaker: Your suspicions may be telling you that maybe someone that knew about these things Perhaps one of these one of these families that already has a has them or something is the ones gathering them up Okay Okay, cool, I'm gonna say my other question, okay, can I try to like
Speaker: smell if they left like any any Smell behind that could hold. Oh, that's a good question. Yeah, that's a good idea because Oscar would be able to sniff out some bad boys or bad girls Especially if he smelled them before Yeah, yeah roll roll your your shirt with sniffing Okay, I got another one eight plus one is a nine. It doesn't really matter if it's still in the 709 category, right? Yeah
Speaker: Can I just don't could I could I donate my last question to help give him a help out Maybe if you say a lot of these sniffing like hmm Oscar I hey listen while you give a little sniff sniff see if you've smelled some of the smelly smells before of some of these Couples we've encountered or at least some of the areas we've been where the folks are playing capri
Speaker: Oh, good. You're on the same wavelength as me, Scoob. Wow. It gives you a plus extra plus one to help reinforce your beliefs. Yeah. You want to ask anything or just let me tell you who you smell or what you smell. Uh, yeah, I feel like what I smell and if that is like familiar. Yeah. Uh, you're sniffing and you feel like, um, you, you smell like in the air. You smell what the, what the man, the woman who smelled like they can give her cops around you, but you also smell like maybe you like walk towards like the back to study and you sniff around there.
Speaker: You smell like, uh, a cologne or something that you remember smelling, uh, at, um, who the fuck. The first people's house, the nuts, the burgers. Yes. Dick burger and his wife. I feel like he didn't tell me that, but that's the best. I get more of a rich white man. I don't know. First house, the one where Antonio stole the thing.
Speaker: Yes. No, that was a second. Yes. OK. OK. The first one, Antonio stole it. The second one, it was already gone, and we couldn't find it. I think the second one was the one Antonio stole. So either way, that was the most recent episode. No, the second one is where we met Antonio. We met him at the second one. Right. Oh, I thought he stole it out of that house. OK. Yeah, he stole it. Wait.
Speaker: Yeah, because he got a job with him so he could get it. Yeah, so he was at second house and it was already gone. Yes. So I'm definitely smelling the same thing that I smelled at the first house.
Speaker: Man, I thought we jumped into the brains of the woman in that first house. Did we not do that? No, the first one, it was in the basement, and that's where I saw him take it with the time magic. The second one, he had been working for them to try and take it, but it was already taken, so he just quit and came to us. My mistake, it's the Fenton's you smell then. Okay. Because he never got the steak, the one from them.
Speaker: The fenton's were the ones he was working from working with yes because it was where i had sally jump into her brain when we i was distracting her theater i think you talked to the you talked to margaret burgers you're very suspicious the first time around oh man shoot oh i was so close i thought i was on something i just won house off damn it you guys very trusting of the fenton's yeah you're like these fucking burgers i don't fucking know but these fenton's are
Speaker: All right. So, uh, Oscar, did you share that information that it was the, uh, uh, yeah, it was the friend. I'm start the burger sauce. And you might want to investigate those people again. What do you, what do you say, Luke? Do you guys know the Fenton's and talking to the victims?
Speaker: Um, no, no, we don't, we don't do it. Your family was supposed to guard like some kind of magic shard, right? You realize that, right? Uh, in the box, our, our great grandpa is always tell, tell weird stories, but we, no one ever believed him. Okay. Well, you failed. Well, do you have any weapons? I mean, I've got an old cutlass on the, on the wall on the, uh,
Speaker: Well, yeah, you probably didn't want your grandpa or whatever. So sorry. He's rolling in his ashes. A bit of a racist anyway, so it's fine. Oh, yeah, it's true. All right. Well, yeah, nice job. You guys fucked up. You can leave, sir. We don't leave. You're leaving. Peace. I'm rude. Don't believe it. Have a nice day.
Speaker: Can I come back for a play date one day? No, your father has made us angry. Please. I'm not her dad and anything I say has nothing to do with what she says. We're not related in any sense. My real dad is he was trapped in a dungeon for many, many years by my God.
Speaker: Uh, yeah, maybe we think, no, maybe, maybe just no, that doesn't sound like the kind of thing she loves blocks. She's a big block player. She loves playing with blocks. Uh, I think she would really gel with your little girls. Oh yeah, by the way, your girl's imaginary friend is a dead kid. Oh my goodness. Definitely not. I got to deal with that. She really needs a place to like hang out with, like some normal kids to hang out with. So, you know,
Speaker: Those kids are normal. They've been one of the ghosts their whole life. Those kids are like me. Compared to you. Compared to you. Right? Compared to what, Sally? Yeah, there's Sally Light. You know, they're a transitional friend, I guess. They probably don't have the ability to give venereal diseases to people with their mind.
Speaker: Whatever, get over it. I can't believe you're still harping on that. I literally am going to jail probably because of that. All right, so. Well, shall we go back to the Fenton's then? Yes, let's go. I don't want to sit next to Antonio in the car. Why not?
Speaker: Can I make, can I, speaking as Amy, can I just sort of maneuver it so Oscar ends up in the middle of seat instead? He has to sit in my own passenger because he's too big. Oh yeah, get to sit by either Capri or Antonio. Oh god. Sophie's choice, Sally's choice. I'll sit by Capri. Oh Sally, you never want to sit by me. I know you were warming up to me. I knew it.
Speaker: All right. Okay. Capri, I'd like you to roll a sharp for me real quick. A sharp? Yes. All right. Give me another 13. That's a four. Okay, cool. All right. Mayhaps that'll come up later. You know what? My luck rides out eventually. You got a four. You got a big fat fail. You got a big old four. I rolled a two and a one. Okay.
Speaker: Yeah. Um, cool. Maybe you guys are all behind. That was not to give everything away to you, but that was for whenever you guys were trying to talk about Sally being friends with the kids and everybody, everybody was talking and chiming in and being very verbose. But, um, yes, you're wrecking a car now. Where are you guys going? The Fandance. The Fandance. To Danny Phantom. Danny Phantom's house. Danny Phantom's house. Danny Fantana.
Speaker: All right. All right, so go there, grab there. You pull up, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
Speaker: No, leave her here. We're going to talk to the fans. Fair enough. Allow me to open the door for you and let you in. OK, cool. Masters. What the fuck were your names? Theo and Lisa, the folks from Sierra are here again. Is this the house that had the dead man swinging from the chandelier? Probably. OK. And these are the horseplay people, I think. Oh, yeah. Horseplay. Yeah, the horse people. That's the real crime.
Speaker: Hey before they come out to see us and after the help turns away, can I teleport to that secret room? Sure, oh you guys are standing there and then uh, I think that is not I'm in the car. I kind of like ducked down And their son comes down he's like he's wearing his like fucking baggy pants and his is a slipknot t -shirt He's like my dad right here
Speaker: Oh, where are they? I don't know. What am I to keep her bullshit? They're probably stealing stuff right now. What? Whatever, man. He put his headphones on. Oh, I didn't know they weren't weren't here. What a good butler. Why? Why? How do you not know that?
Speaker: What I only I only just I'm just the outdoor butler man. I don't have to go through the gate. I don't know. I don't know. I never said I didn't see anyone leave this morning. I assume they were sleeping. Oh, it's they've been gone since last night. But I don't know if we suspect them of a break in. So you suspect them of having a break. We were broken. No, they kidnapped.
Speaker: I forgot to tell you, I know what the bad burglar sounds like. What does he sound like? Give me an impression. I need to play it for you. Can I please put something in your brain?
Speaker: I went to the doctor. Okay. I had some tea counseling. All right. Try in here. He's going to give a venereal brain disease. Dr. Sin. She ate her medicine today. You hear Sean Conner. You hear Sean Conner. It's in this house somewhere you bastard. Is that the man we're looking for? Is that?
Speaker: The Fenton voice. I remember what the Fenton sound like. But certainly not the butler though. I mean, it's all the same day, so you probably remember that sound guy sounded like. That's what he sounds like now, at least. So that is what the Fenton sounded like. I think I think he was more of a yes. I know it's in here somewhere, you bastard. Just show me where it is. Oh, yeah. OK, for sure. OK, yeah.
Speaker: And of course, I can't play it for Keppri who wanted to look for it because Keppri split the party. So, yeah, Keppri, are you teleporting into that room? I am. You have to roll weird for me. Oh, lame. So it's a it's a magically warded room. Was it when we got here the first time? Yeah, man. Oh, I don't remember it. And they closed the door. I got a 10. Booyah. Are you getting there? You're doing nice. Do I feel that? Oh, yeah. No, I guess I would already know that. But like, yeah.
Speaker: I guess I'm a little bit more interested in. Okay. Cool. So what I'm trying to do is I'm trying to do some recon and try to go to their bedroom. So you went, I thought you wanted to go to the secret room. I do, but like I was never in their bedroom. So I had to go somewhere inside so I could like go and investigate the rest of the house. All right. So you open the closet door, secret closet door and you get in here and it's study.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm just trying to agent man my way you gotta you gotta hit me in your way in there There's a maid outside dusting up dusting a vase. Well, I guess I got a garroter Then all of a sudden they hear you hear Melinda we need your help down here. Oh coming right away How convenient she was caught away from the spot where you thought she could cause you trouble at the beginning of your mission
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. I kind of want to, I'm going to assume that their bedroom is on the upper floor. That's where the, where the room was, right? It was upstairs. Yeah, probably. It's in the study. Probably was upstairs. Yeah. So I'm just going to go and investigate and see if I can find some bedrooms. All right. You walk. You can make that take however long it takes while they're outside. I don't want to. You walk past like a bedroom and you see,
Speaker: Damon there he's like he's like he's playing Call of Duty like take that you you fucking bitch. Yeah, your mom last night. Oh Yeah Nuke Nuke your mom. What's my new man? Nuke? All right. No, I just keep moving Okay back to you guys downstairs like Call of Duty kid
Speaker: So Capri just disappeared. He just stayed in the car. He never came in with us. Yeah. Oh, OK. Well, I whispered to Oscar. I said, I'll be right back. Yeah. OK. Well, I did. Apparently, you probably didn't hear me because I think Justin started talking great as I said it. But I was like, I'll be right back. Can you call up the offense for us, please? Yes, I can do that, certainly. Tell them to come home.
Speaker: He pulled out his cell phone. You hear, like you hear Buffalo through his, through his phone. This is, this is see at all sentence, but I can't come to the phone right now. Please leave a message and I will get back to you as soon as my partner's telling me to. He has an answer. This is so unlike them. Do you think they were kidnapped? Like you said? Uh, no.
Speaker: What's going on? Well, they broke into a house and stole some shit so they did Yeah, I think it's a new stuff. Why would they have all of this? What they have all of this no, yeah, but they want like stuff
Speaker: They want the metal shards, whatever. Do you know anything about that? I think you're supposed to know. I know that there was a lot of talk of that recently from you guys visiting and all that and everything. But yeah, they broke into another family's house trying to steal theirs. Did you catch like any like them talking with each other? Did you like listen to anything? I didn't. But you know, who's a bit of a gossip and naive chopper is Melinda. All right. I think she might even be boffing Mr. Fenton.
Speaker: Oh, she might be dusting off more than more than banisters, if you know what I'm saying. Yeah. Where is Antonio at this point, by the way? He's just saying with you guys. He's like, color down. I'm watching him. I'm watching him. OK. Also, Sally, you see Damien walked down the stairs and he looks at you and you're like, what the fuck is that guy about? Why does he look like what? Huh? That kid is everywhere. He looks at you guys, but
Speaker: And he comes, he comes back through with a monster and he's going back upstairs to get us to go play more games. I'm going to glare at him. And then when he's gone, I'm going to look at Antonio. Okay. Call Linda, please. Melinda. Melinda, whatever her name is. Melinda, could you please come to the foyer, please? Thank you.
Speaker: Well, hey, that works out story wise that she got called out the stairs when I got there. Oh, yeah. Wow. It's almost like Justin know what he was doing. It's almost as if the same thing was just said now, as I said earlier to her, but it wasn't the same thing that she heard calling her. She's like, fucking again, what's now? Yes. What is it? What is it, Marty?
Speaker: Um, these folks would like to have a word with you vis -a -vis mister. Anything suspicious perhaps they've been doing lately? All right, get out of here. Give us some privacy. Fair enough. I'll see you later. Do you want to go somewhere else to talk about this, Melinda? Perhaps. Can you go outside? Yeah, let's go. Okay.
Speaker: Alright, go outside. We're here outside now. I'm with them. Do you think about a secret shard or artifact that Mr. Fenton was trying to hide from people? Well, I know they had this thing upstairs in that room that no one's supposed to go into, but they were there. They've been acting really weirdly. There was a man came one day and told them about those shards. I guess he told them if they got them all, they can have great power.
Speaker: And they could be really, yeah. Jesus Christ. You know what the man looked like? Um, yeah, he was, uh, he was, uh, really weird. He was, he was bald with no eyebrows. Very pale. He had a dark suit. It was very, very creepy man. Weird way of talking to, I mean, weird way of talking.
Speaker: I'm a girl. I was thinking that too. Doesn't that sound all familiar to you guys? Oh no, a pale tube before eyebrows. That doesn't sound familiar. Can I? Can I? Can I try and image this man with my weird? Can I try and create a hologram? I guess none of you have ever seen any such men, by the way. But yeah, you can make it. You can try and make a... Just based off her description.
Speaker: Oh, you make your best approximate representation. As she's talking, I mean, if she gives me any tips or pointers, I will adjust accordingly. She's a fucking sketch artist at a police station. Yeah, I'm sketch artist -ing. Also, can't you just go into her mind and look at the guy from her view? I'm supposed to be asking consent for that. I just remember. So, no.
Speaker: That's kind of close. Make his nose like a little rounder on the tip of it.
Speaker: I like this. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Um, I think his ear is like a little stick out and it's a little bit more. Roll another weird Sally and his chin. Dipple in his chin. That's the funniest thing to me. Okay. Okay. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, not like that. No, no, no. No, too much. Flip forward another pencil. Is it like a butt chin? Like a butt? No, it was very, very light, very light. He had some.
Speaker: He had some slight, like, very, very light acne scars, like, you know, little binks in his face here and there. Yeah. There we go. OK. That's about it. That's about it. It's pretty close, I guess. And the guys are like, who the hell is that? This is a 3D model of a guy's head. All right. Mr. Luke, can you send this to Ciara? Yeah. Mr. Luke.
Speaker: Yeah, I guess I'll just try to send it you'll get it I'm a science support team and forward at the capri Is there a QR code on there man? Look at him for in the capri's if he had an idea to do it But yeah, okay you said it this to your he said it's straight to Sierra to their
Speaker: some sort of department of looking at people. Yeah, support team, looking for this guy. Send it to Capri. Hey, you're not here. This is what Sally knows about the perp who did it. Okay. Capri, you're sneaking around upstairs. You're like, maybe this is bedroom. You open your door. You're like, ah, fuck another laundry room or another, another linen closet. And then you're, then you hear, uh, All right. All right.
Speaker: Do I I know this person don't I yes, it's it's it is it is it a pep Yes, it's the person a pep was taking it was riding around him when he met you the first time recently
Speaker: I'm gonna text back just with my pointer finger cuz I'm bad at texting on phones. Let's say D a T space AP EP excavation point accidental accidental eggplant emoji So so what you got Capri was you got a picture of like a 3d magical model of a peps head with no context just you're not here and
Speaker: A -Pep Ted, with like Sally's head, top of Sally's head. Do we know this guy? Okay, you get back to that A -Pep. I don't know if you would put those things together. I don't know how much Kepri's told you, but you see the letters D -A -T -A -P -E -P. Is there a space? Yes, I definitely put a space. Okay. And I have talked about A -Pep before. A -Pep. Yeah.
Speaker: Oh, so like his rival evil guy capri something. Yeah. Yeah. Evil guy. All right. That makes sense. Thanks made. All right. Get out of here. Thank you. I want to use up my everyday life. Thanks. Thanks Linda. See you. Get out of here.
Speaker: Thank you. I'm going to take my smoke break now. Bye, Marty Butler. I care. Be careful with those cigarettes. They can do some weird things to those vocal chords if you know what I'm talking about. She's like this little kid's smoke. I used to smoke until Danny Luke took away my cigarettes. Yikes.
Speaker: But, uh, upstairs, Kepper, you finally find, uh, the big master bedroom. Excellent. Not before you found their secret, um, horse closet with all the human sized saddles and the riding crops and the, I take one of the riding crops. I think, I think best that would love one. So I'm going to tuck it away on my, my jacket. Okay. Um, yeah. And so I go into the bedroom. Um, I pull out the shard that I have in my pocket and I want to see if it resonates with anything in the room.
Speaker: Oh man, you reached into your pocket and there ain't no shard in there, man. Hmm. That's interesting. Oh, what the heck? That was the check he needed you to do earlier. Right. I've been watching Antonio for most of this house adventure. Yeah. Are you doing anything suspicious or weird? No, he just stayed on there, listening to you guys talk.
Speaker: He's not contributing at all? No, because he's a side character. He's like Blake. He's easy to forget. He doesn't want to pollute the airwaves. Got it.
Speaker: Hmm. I just look I think to myself and I want I sent a quick text to Luke and say Tony took my shard. Tony, do you have the shard?
Speaker: Yeah, I do. Okay, that's fine. Yeah Yeah, I took it off your buddy he uh, you know, that's that's fine it's not his so I like you. Look you're good. I don't have any problems with you. So that's like you were I like every so
Speaker: Yeah, just wanna make sure you have it still, you know. Yeah, I put it back in my little pouches in my little, my little, uh, bag of, my little, my little satchel of, uh, of stuff here. It's on your pocket, though, right? It's not in the car, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. This guy is ruining my, my investigation. Um, all right, I'm gonna go read - Wow, never had that happen before. Somebody just barged into your investigation. Whoa.
Speaker: I don't know what you're talking about. Let me roll. Can I roll investigative mystery again? Yeah, go for me. I guess it wouldn't be really a bad situation. Now it wouldn't be. What are you like over there? Seven. All right. I only needed one anyway. Seven. Let's see. Where did it go? No, I take it back. What is being concealed here?
Speaker: What is being considered? You're snooping around and you find a Lisa Fenton's little journal. But it has it's locked. It's got a key a key thing on it. Well, I fucking use my godly strength and break that shit. I fucking fucking and you're flipping through it. And then you finally reached the part where she's like a strange man came came the other day. Very creepy. But he told us that we could all the shit you already know that they can put things together for power.
Speaker: And then he then he left very mysteriously and You could they could make it make make a lot of money get our get our name up in lights Be be the hot family and though in the world on on all social medias and we can be the next Kardashians Right Damon will be right and famous. He can be a YouTube celebrity
Speaker: Once rights, of course Okay, is there Do I have any reason to believe that much like that other place if there's any compartments anything under the bed anything in the side tables like it that's I'm trying to see if like I'm trying to figure out why the hell they would have hidden these damn things or if they have them on their person There's nothing that's that's the only thing you found rooting around. It's only thing you found it Was in there everything else pretty above -board normal bedroom stuff. I
Speaker: Okay. There's a, there's a, there's a, um, a magazine called horse, horse, horse monthly. Right. Of course, of course there is. All right. Um, okay. All right. Well, that was more of a bust than I wanted it to be. Um, all right. Can I cast magic one real quick before you go back to them? You do, man. Um, okay. I'd like to, um, specifically I want to try to, um,
Speaker: observe another place or time similar to what Sally's been doing. Okay. Um, and, uh, what I'm trying to see is, um, I'm trying to see like within the past day, I guess, since like, what's it been 12 hours since the robbery? Something like that. Um, yeah, more or less. Yeah. Give or take. All right. Um, I'm trying to see if I can pinpoint, uh,
Speaker: I would like to observe, uh, I like to walk outside, outside the room and look down like into the foyer and observe when they came back. Like the past 12 hours. I just want to kind of do similar what Sally does and witness when these guys came back in, if they came back in. All right. So I want to say it's, you're still a little before noon. So you see them leave before midnight last night. They go out all dressed in black and shit. And, uh,
Speaker: Uh, then you, uh, don't see anything else until morning when all the butlers start bottling around. And they don't know, they don't know that anybody left. They're not allowed to go in the bedroom when people are sleeping. Right. All right. I'm going to, I'm going to teleport back to the gang then. Okay. Whoa. Hey gang. Hey.
Speaker: You've learned anything useful? I mean, pretty much that what you guys just found out that a pop just came to them and told them that they could have everything that they ever wanted if they went and snagged these shards. I was trying to find where they hid the damn things. Okay. But no luck. I was going to use the shard to see if it would talk to the other pieces, but Antonio apparently swiped it off of me while we were changing seats.
Speaker: I did it while you guys were trying to get the girl to have a play date. Oh. Good job. I noticed nothing. What'd you guys get? Anything? Nope. Basically that. Damn. So we got to find Apep, I guess, or this guy. I don't know. Defense. Man, Sally, or Bastet's been trying to track Apep for a while now. She didn't say anything about reading. Maybe you should ask her if she found anything new out.
Speaker: Yeah, I'll fill her in once we wrap up here just because I've been away for a minute. Antonio, do the pieces talk to each other? If you get close to one of the pieces, does the other one vibrate or glow or do anything? Well, unfortunately, I've only ever had the one, but it did seem like it was being a little different whenever I was in the
Speaker: So this is where it was, right? Yeah, that's where it was. It seemed like it was acting up here. It just felt different. I can't really explain it. It just felt weird. I felt a little creeped out even. Do you feel any of that now? No, no, no. Well, let me hold on. Let me rip it out of my sack. Let me see here. He just puts his hand into his little pouch and he's like, uh, pulls it out so you can see he's touching it. I know you don't trust me, Kevin. I mean, it's fair I stole this bag off of you.
Speaker: Do we have any leads on where they would be Maybe to other people's houses man cuz they left you guys said they left last night right Sally like real late into the evening Or yes They broke into the
Speaker: Mm hmm. Whoever's house right last night, so. Yeah, they broke in around 137 a .m. Ah, yes, of course. Well, either we could go and do some more calling around, maybe set an old fashioned trap here or have Oscar perhaps do some sniffing, see if we can find where they went. It's a general neighborhood, right?
Speaker: Could be unless they drove somewhere. I don't know if he could follow them that way. Hmm. I don't know. I mean, the other house is pretty far away from the walking. And they're probably in a car traffic cams. Do we have access to traffic cams? Yeah, but it's, you know, we got to like look for all the vehicles and basically look at.
Speaker: Yeah, shouldn't we be able to like give those names and konama to the police or to sierra and then we can like find those people Probably get an apb out. Yeah, so we could ask the butler to tell us what car is missing from the garage Yeah, I was actually about to ask if there is one missing Antonio. Yeah, I Was told I'm not talking up enough. I want to show you guys. I'm an investigator myself. I'm gonna go back inside There
Speaker: And Marty, Marty's, Marty's like, Oh, hello. I stand here waiting 24 seven to see if anybody comes in the house. Hey, you know, uh, what cars, you know, a car is missing from the garage. I could go check. It's a very, very good idea. That's would you like to come with me? Yep. All right. Let's go this way. He laid you out like a back door to the side of the house and goes like into the garage. There's like six cars there. There's one spot missing. Oh, looks like they took the, uh, the town car. Yeah. The town car.
Speaker: Most inconspicuous of all the cars. Good ones are stealing stuff. Like Lincoln Town Car River. Yeah, so it's a Lincoln Lincoln Town and Country. Right. OK. I snub nose. Lincoln Town and Country. Oh, shit. He's going to pull a gummy. Hey, by the way, I am Marty Apep. No, no. He shoots all the cars in their engine block. You know, that's your thing.
Speaker: No, there's like a cherry Ferrari in there. There's a frickin GTO Mustang in there. I assume looks like your head. He has a suit focused. He can clean it and then he reloads and he's like, oh, yes. They took the the Lincoln town car. It's black. Wow. All right. So Lincoln town car black. Yes. Do you need me to I can probably look for the paperwork to see what the license plate on it. Yeah. Yeah. Probably good. Nice. You know, well, let's go.
Speaker: I know this world followed. Oh my god. You startled me, sir. You're very, uh, he doesn't wear shoes or those, those, those little pad feet. You must file down your claws. There's not a scratch on the floor. It's very, whew. He's not a fucking monster. I know. I'm just, that's very cool. Do you know? Hunt? Yeah. Uh, we got, we got a guy that works here. He's a, he's a mummy. What, really? No, SMS made up. Oh, okay. Oh, you think it's funny to joke about mummies now?
Speaker: All right, I hate this. Let's get out of here. I don't care about the fucking license. Um, Justin, while Luke is getting offended in the garage, um, is there any - I didn't realize you were a fucking Republican, Amy. Is there any, like, invisible spirits or anything invisible on, um, Antonio now that I've actually been paying more attention to him? Um, I mean, his little, his little, uh, magical, like,
Speaker: Pouch on the side of his pants that he has. Has like a little glow to it because it's like magical. It has so much shit in it. Do the spirits say anything about him? Or anything like that? Do they... Maybe you should do a weird perhaps because I don't know.
Speaker: And kind of combining telepathy and the sight a little bit here, but... I mean, it's fine. This is a big fucking magnet. It's what we wanted to be. 11. 11. You see, like, a ghost buzzing by, I guess, and he sees you looking at him, and the ghost goes... Close to his end. And he fucks off. Ouch.
Speaker: No, he looks, he looks, Antonio's as close to his end. Oh, I see. All right. I take out meanwhile on the real world. I take out my shotgun and then misfires and kills Antonio shotgun. A shotgun pellet veers around the house, right in his eye through his brain, right in his cerebral cortex. All right. I got the shard. Let's go. Wait until you didn't come with us.
Speaker: No, you see he's in the backyard with me. All right. Well, I'm already leaving. I'm pissed off at the butler. I'm leaving. So going back outside. All right. Let's hop, hop, skip. What's what's the word, Luke?
Speaker: They have a black Lincoln town car. Oh, I should never think down a little bit. Probably not. Yeah, that's probably not a lot of those, you know, in this rich neighborhood. I sent it to the support team. I just, you know, like, give me some like records from the state. I'm like, you know, like in town cars registered to people with the last name, Fenton. They got it. They said, got it. We're going to, we're going to recall the other houses.
Speaker: to see if anybody else got robbed. Oh, okay. Sure. Yeah. Take an initiative. Cool. We put security on those houses. Yeah. I don't know if we can do that, but. And you get it. You get it. You get a message back robbery in progress at three, three, one bingleberry load. You see bingleberry load. What are property taxes like for that area? Fucking high as shit. Oh, shit. We got to go.
Speaker: I'm still good already.
