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This week we're talking French Toast VS Eggy Bread, Daddy Waltz, the Riots in the UK, a hairy first date story and an AITA!
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Introduction and Personal Anecdotes
00:00:12
Speaker
Hi, hi there. Do you think we punch? Punch in the air. I think you're a superwoman. Here we are to save the day. <unk> Anyway, hi, how are you? I'm okay, very good. Warm, happy. Yeah, glowy, bronzed. Two bronzed. Just no such thing. It's pigmentation. like Not from where I can see, maybe if I were like in person with you. It's quite a good light here actually, but in person you'd be like...
00:00:48
Speaker
Let me see. You might not be able to see, but I have a nice tan watch line. Oh, so do I. You can't see. Yep. Yep. Oh, yep. Yours is a little more defined than mine. Oh, yeah, baby. Funny. That's why I know I got some color, I guess. Yeah. Always got to wear that watch, baby. Yep. I should take my bracelets off actually because they jingle jangle about in the microphone.
00:01:14
Speaker
I like it. I like the noise. It's ASMR, whatever.
00:01:21
Speaker
so like It does the opposite to me. I'm like, I think it depends on what it is. But one thing that I don't like is there's a lot of videos right now where like people will be showing stuff and they'll go, yeah. Hi. And also just the whispering. I can't deal with the whispering.
00:01:42
Speaker
yeah me like yeah It's an Instagram video. They're like trying to tell you something important. I'm like, why are you whispering? Shout it if it's that important. Don't just do that.
Cultural and Culinary Debates
00:01:56
Speaker
Yuck. Those things grind our gears. What else? ah So many things. I was like, what is it? Your butthole?
00:02:09
Speaker
its What in the butt? Oh yeah, I forgot about that. But I do think we should start saying, not really grind my butthole when I dislike something. Not really grinds my sphincter. You heard it here first, folks. What was that? I just said, ah. We're drunk. We're so drunk on this Sunday. We're just drunk on live. Oh dear.
00:02:41
Speaker
um We took a little break last week to be people and develop content. And boy, do we have a show for you today. This is Talking Ship, by the way. Oh, yeah. This is Talking Ship with a young kind of Brit. If you've not listened to us before, I'm the Brit. And I'm the Brit.
00:03:02
Speaker
No, you did it wrong. Shit, I'm the Yank. I'm Kate the Yank. This is a podcast where we, you know, as the title suggests, we talk about all kinds of shit. Our early episodes were, you know, sort of loosely based on the differences between the UK and the US, cultural differences. Now we just tend to talk about whatever shit we want.
00:03:31
Speaker
She's one of the reasons why we picked this title so that we didn't get stuck in a niche. Exactly. Speaking of um differences though, there I encountered one today that I don't know if we ever talked about, but maybe we have. um French toast versus eggy bread. Ah, yes.
00:03:52
Speaker
I don't know why. Eggy bread sounds so gross. It's delicious. It is good, but not when you call it eggy bread. But that's what it is. It's bread and it's eggy. Because you guys love just describing shit. How many times do I have to say it? No, you guys do. But for some reason you call it French. I don't even think it's French. and Just like French fries aren't French.
00:04:16
Speaker
Yeah. You just like calling everything French. Yeah, it makes it sound fancier. This is French soup. This is French onion soup. Yep, French laundry. This is French flu. My French beret. Yep. Anyway, we had eggy bread today, and but I was calling it French show toast, and Nigel's calling it eggy bread, and I was just like, I want to eat this, but you have to stop calling it that. Oh, I had eggy bread the other day, actually.
00:04:48
Speaker
Oh, twinsies. I've actually, um so for years, I had first had an eggy bread, French toast, when I, you know, when you're a kid and in the summer holidays and stuff, you go to like summer school or summer camp. Yeah.
00:05:05
Speaker
um So I used to go to one of them. And that was the first time I had it. And it was the most incredible eggy bread slash French toast I've ever had in my life. The first one I ever had. And I was like, oh, I love this. And all my life I've been chasing the taste of that again. Trying all different kinds of breads and techniques and, you know, amount of egg that you use. Never been able to do it until literally like a month ago.
00:05:33
Speaker
where I used wholemeal bread rather than white bread. I always thought it would be better on white bread. Nuh-uh. Turns out this whole time, all I needed to do was use wholemeal bread and it tasted exactly like the first time I ever had it. It was really good. I wonder if it just gave it some depth. Yeah. Some sort of cardboardy. Yeah. So I like French toast fine. It's not like my, I think I'd probably choose waffles or pancakes first, but we had some brioche that got left behind when my cousin was here and we're like, we should probably use that. It was good. It was good. Posh French bread. Yes, it was. This is the new name, French bread. There is something called French bread, isn't it? Just a baguette. It was good. I think that you'd probably like it too, but I can see why.
00:06:27
Speaker
kind of a whole meal one would be good. um But when I was in school, we had french wheat they would sometimes serve breakfast and it was French toast sticks and I always thought those were phenomenal. um And I wonder what kind of bread they used. Anyways, I digress. What I was going to say is I had like the worst French toast of my life ones that really put me off of it for a while. And it could have been because I was a little hungover. It was years ago and we're in my hometown.
00:06:53
Speaker
And we went to this place and I won't say it on here because I don't want to like make anyone feel bad, but Aaron and Brittany and Lauren know what I'm talking about, I think, or where I'm talking about. Say it. Say it. It's the glass palace. Yes. But it tasted and smelled like wet dog.
00:07:08
Speaker
oh that's Don't ask me how or why, but it was that's what it that was what it was evoking and it was so gross. So that one lived up to the name eggy bread because it was like eggy and sweaty. Yes, it was just bad. No amount of syrup could save it. This is a thing as well. So you guys put like icing sugar and syrup and stuff on it. um Sometimes, yeah. I eat it with ketchup.
00:07:36
Speaker
What?
00:07:39
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It's a savory food. It's a sweet food. It's eggy bread. It's sweet. It's egg bread. Cooked in oil.
00:07:49
Speaker
So is eating it with ketchup in the UK common? I think so. because like ah I'll be honest, I've never really asked anyone what they eat their icky bread with. That's Nigel, because it wasn't even a question. We had blueberries and syrup, and I was going to put powdered sugar on it, but we didn't have any, and I didn't feel like grinding some. Have you ever had it with lake syrup? Yeah, and it's weird. but' I guess if youre if you are using a sweet bread like brioche, then I understand that.
00:08:19
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But the way I cook it, it's a bit of fried, eggy bread. It's kind of like an egg sandwich, except it's combined, right? It's an omelet of bread. I can see that. I think people will make it like the good kinds of hat. They've made it with a little egg because that's kind of the thing to get it bound, I guess. Yeah. But they'll put sugar and milk in with that to dip it. And so it becomes like a, like kind of a sweet base too. Okay. So maybe there are two different things. Maybe French toast is more of a sweet variation and eggy bread is as it says on
Unusual Facts and Historical Insights
00:08:56
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the tin. Maybe it's eggy bread. Wait, it comes in a tin?
00:09:00
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No, it doesn't come out. What the fuck? i My mind is getting so full right now. hu I mean, I know bread, there is bread that comes in a tin like from war times, right? They made bread and bread in a can or whatever. From the old years of yore.
00:09:21
Speaker
Oh boy. Yeah, I'll ask Nigel after we're done if it's meant to be savory or if he's going to say your weirdness. I mean, maybe I'm alone in this. I don't know. Everyone let us know, please. Yeah. People listening could let me know if that's just always how I've had it, but maybe I am the minority. I don't know. You're so special. I just like to be original. Who does that?
00:09:43
Speaker
so Oh my God. Okay. We digressed about breakfast. But that is just an example of the vast differences between our cultures. We're still discovering them today. Still learning so much about you. Yeah.
00:10:02
Speaker
Um, I learned a really fun fact this week. How fun was it? Well, I learned something okay and I wanted to share it with you. So okay do you know why pirates wore an eye patch?
00:10:19
Speaker
Because of their scope things? No, that's what I thought. not Not so. Because they didn't have eyes? Yes. They would gouge that. No. I was like, oh my God. No, so the reason they do it was so they always had an eye that was acclimatized to dark environments, so when they went in the boat's cabin, they would swap it round, and then they would already have an eye that was that could see in the dark. Oh. How cool is that? It's really smart. Yeah. These pirates aren't fucking around. Why isn't that more or like widely known? I know. How did you find out about this? Did you meet a pirate?
00:11:10
Speaker
Yes. I went on a it's allen journey around the cities. Well, that's where you've been, okay? No, I read it on, um, I think it was a Facebook post of all things. It's probably true then. Yeah. Well, if someone asked him like a question, like, what's a cool fact, you know, here's mine. Oh, okay. Huh.
00:11:33
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Wow, that is interesting. um And I bet, you know, cause they always go in caves and stuff too. Yeah, exactly. And, you know, find treasure. Treasures. treasure It's better to see the treasures in the dark, my dear. You can see them sparkling.
00:11:50
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Interesting, that is a fun fact. i On a scale of one to 10, I'm gonna say that's like an eight who in terms of fun. Good score. Yeah, I think that's a good one. Thank you. Well, I'm glad I shared it with you then. Me too. Bring more. I'll find more.
00:12:07
Speaker
Oh, I've got another one actually. Okay. Again, which I heard the other day. did We might have covered this to be fair. I feel like might have done. It's been like 6,000 episodes by now. so Yeah. But I found out that chainsaws were actually invented for childbirth. The first chainsaw was made so that they could like cut through the pelvis when women were having really bad labors.
00:12:35
Speaker
How fucked up is that? Did they all die? I think so, yeah. I don't think we, this is news to me. I don't know if we discussed this. We must not have done then, but yeah. They had to have been different than they are now because like, shh. Yeah, they were like, kind of like. Oh my God. That is making parts of me cringe that I didn't know. I know. Grrr. Gross.
00:13:04
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And now we use them for trees. That feels like a Silas fact. Was that a Silas fact?
Political Climate and Community Reactions
00:13:10
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Maybe, actually. I don't know where I get all the information I get. Just cumulates in my brain holes. yeah uof Do I have any fun facts to share with you? I feel like I don't have any fun facts. Well, oh, I guess it is a fact and it's kind of fun. The governor of my home state, my country state. Yeah, I saw that. Mr. Walls, who is... Is he a nice man? I'm going to say it in kind of two parts.
00:13:44
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I think generally his persona and who he is as a person, he is a nice man. And I'm loving how the internet like internationally and nationally have like only recently learned about him, but they're like, it's America's dad. He's going to teach you how to change a flat tire. he's you know what and like I just love that people are kind of fangirling and booing over him. That's cute. And then the fact that he could be vice president, fingers crossed.
00:14:10
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Um, on the other hand, like there are things that especially like after the murder of George Floyd and the rise that happened, I had some frustrations with some of the decision making there, but it wasn't just him. Um, but I just was like, Oh, like everyone's now kind of like, Oh man, what is, what is this Minnesota you keep talking about? That sounds lovely. And now people are like, don't move here. um No, no, no, no, no, no. Don't push my house prices up.
00:14:37
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No, no, we stay where you're at. You guys can admire us from afar. um But it's just real cute too. like very It just feels like this wholesome vibe and I'm like waiting for the shoe to drop where someone comes out and says he's like a horrible person and I'm hoping that doesn't happen, but I feel like that's what happens. It does tend to happen, yeah. Yeah. But that's exciting for us. Yeah, that's nice for you. I like that. And people are like, oh no, he's not going to be our governor anymore, but what's going to happen is the his like his vice, ah deputy governor, I guess. um Her name's Peggy and she's female and native and she will be Minnesota's first female ah governor and I think she'll be the nation's first native governor. Oh, wow. Awesome. At least female native for sure, which is exciting. um I also and love the name Peggy because it just makes me think of like a lovely old little lady.
00:15:29
Speaker
she's and she's She's not. She doesn't look like what you're envisioning, but she's she's real cute, and she's also part of the LGBTQ community, needy I believe. um Don't quote me on that, but I think she is. and I'm just like, oh. We've had Biden step aside to give you know the reins to Ms. Harris. Potentially less female. know now Walls is running for, eight he and he can still be governor even if they lose. Like he's still, like that the way Minnesota's roles work is that he still can be governor, you know, fingers crossed if they don't lose. But if he does, then it's going to be peggy. And that's exciting. That's cool. See, look how things can change. Just a mere, you know, month or so ago, you were drowning in despair. yeah state yeah I still am, but it feels a little more hopeful now.
00:16:20
Speaker
Look, what can change? Amazing. That's cool. I'm happy for you guys. I think it's broken Trump a little bit. like somebody He's just been like... public isn't he like refusing to do any more debates and stuff because Kamala would rip him a new asshole yeah you know I don't know but someone like he's had like these press conferences where it's just like is this real life like what is this man's like he's like I've had more crowds with more people more rallies with more people than Martin Luther King Jr's rallies and it's just like
00:16:51
Speaker
What? like He was never rallying to be president. Can we start asking about his brain function right now, please? This is it though, isn't it? It's because compared to Biden, Trump seemed relatively normal, but now Trump is against copious, mentous, intelligent, strong people. He's now looking like the full, thank God.
00:17:15
Speaker
I mean, he always did, but it was so easy to deflect to the other questionably you know aging old person with perhaps dementia or something like that. But you're right. I think like a comparative analysis, it's like, yeah.
00:17:31
Speaker
He's not okay, no. No, no. ah sorry I saw a sound bite of him, I'm guessing, at one of the rallies, just like talking about his ear. They were like, they he can they can shoot my ear off like they do the Taliban. Oh my Jesus Christ. I'm going to grow my ear back. because He's a starfish, that's actually. yeah He's got the brain capacity similar to a starfish, but the regeneration powers. God.
00:17:58
Speaker
Oh, what a dish. Well, I fucking hope she wins. Oh, God. Yeah. Can I vote for me? Yeah. You know what? Everyone's talking about election fraud, so. Exactly, yeah. I'll slip in there somehow, don't you worry. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do it. um How are things going with your government? I know some shit's happening, right? Yeah. Not great shit. Not great shit, no. I was going to... um Tell you a bit about it. Okay, I was gonna say my jumping head. No, no, no, no, no. Nice segue, love it. Thanks. To be honest, because I don't read the news, now the election's over. Just not really saying much about it, really. Yeah, it's still early days, I suppose, too. But so, let me paint a picture of what's been happening. Paint it for me, baby.
00:18:53
Speaker
so There was a knife attack. So we don't have gunmen here that carry out attacks. We like knives. It's more personal. yeah Get a little bit closer. A little bit closer. um So it it's a fucking tragic story. So there was a Taylor Swift themed holiday club on the 29th of July. And basically a knife man
00:19:25
Speaker
Actually, I think Nigel maybe told me about this and I didn't realise I really didn't. Anyway, go on. yeah So this knifeman called Axel... Rose? Ruda Cubana. Okay. Basically went on a rampage.
00:19:41
Speaker
and killed three young girls. And I mean, they were young, and young, really cute. One of them was B.B. King. She was six. Elsie Dot Stankham, who was seven, and Alice De Silva Angua, I think her name was, she was nine. And they were just at a Taylor Swift party celebrating. Yeah. they love taylor Oh, God. Come out.
00:20:08
Speaker
been attacked. 10 others were seriously injured as well. So he really fucking went for it. Jesus. um So obviously terrible fucking horrendous tragic. Then what's happened is a shitload of misinformation went round on social media um riled up the far right nazi groups basically who assumed wrongly that the killer was a muslim and an immigrant just based on his name yeah well they didn't even have his name at this point because the guy is actually 17 when this occurred ah so okay okay they've now released his name because he's just about
00:20:58
Speaker
to become 18. So they've actually said, you're going to be tried as an adult. So they've released it and also to quell what's been happening. right um I mean, he's a black guy, but he was born and raised in England. He's a Christian as well, which I think should be pointed out. yeah um But the yeah the far right groups took it upon themselves to just use this as an excuse to start nationwide riots across the country,
00:21:28
Speaker
um you know doing awful things like attacking hotels where refugees and immigrants were being housed. you know Children are staying there as well. They've been looting and rioting, setting fire to things. It's just fucking horrendous. And actually I saved a post from someone who lives in one of the areas that's been affected. They've deleted it, that's really annoying. Get a screenshot, that shit. Yeah, I should have done, sorry. um But basically it was someone in Derby, I think. How far is that from you?
00:22:13
Speaker
Question. It's up north from me. Okay, so not, I mean, I think the bit that I saw about it, there it was something in like Birmingham. But you saw it in Nashville. Yeah, it's been all over the place. they've been like I've seen like screenshots of people that are in like telegram groups and Instagram groups where where these guys are um organizing and you know organizing to target all these different cities.
00:22:43
Speaker
um How far is it from me?
00:22:51
Speaker
So sort of, I'd call it kind of Midlands. Yeah, it's sort of near Birmingham-ish. Okay. A good sort of four hours. Where did the attack occur? That was in Southport. Okay. Which is... But bottom line is this was sparking shit all over. Yes. So Southport's like near Manchester, ka maria which is even north, I guess. Yeah.
00:23:20
Speaker
But yeah, sparking shit everywhere and it was this this post from this poor girl who she, you know, she comes from a Muslim family. I think her parents were immigrants or refugees and you know they've lived there pretty much all their lives there.
00:23:38
Speaker
really hard-working people that have contributed to this country their whole lives tried to just live a quiet life and got on with things and it was just this like heartbreaking post about how she's now just terrified to leave her house because yeah she's getting death threats just walking to work like her parents are having to drive her to work because they're scared of her getting attacked and like her cousins getting like you'll be walking down the street and they're just getting threats from people driving down the road saying like I'm gonna fucking rape and kill you and stuff yeah like it's fucking horrendous and they're terrified for their lives
00:24:14
Speaker
and all It's really probably just anyone who doesn't look, yes, white Christian. like it's say i'm actually I'm from, I don't know, Mexico, you know? Exactly, yeah. um And it was funny as well because there were people commenting on it. and There was some guy that said, you know, I'm i'm from Portugal originally and you know I wasn't born here and I've got a strong accent but the difference is I am white and so is my wife so we don't experience any racism um and it's just bloody awful really like
00:24:46
Speaker
these poor fucking people. But in response, what's been fucking brilliant to see is there have been anti-Nazi rallies. So people are getting wind of where these riots and stuff are meant to be taking place. And then everyone against it's been coming out in the thousands and like protecting people of colour.
00:25:10
Speaker
and anyone in danger and standing up against it them. And it's fucking great. Yeah, it's just like they're not going to stand for it. And it's I guess it's obviously quite nice for the people that do feel in danger because at least they feel that they're not alone. And yeah, they are supported and they are welcome. It's just this group of fucking Nazi nutters that are twats.
00:25:38
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so This
Protests and Human Rights
00:25:39
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continued even after they like released more information about the perpetrator and they're like, oh, well, we actually just were doing this because we wanted an excuse to you know be hateful towards Muslims and and immigrants and people of color. It doesn't matter, no matter. No matter, we're just going to carry on. yeah it's just yeah I'm guessing too, did they talk about a motive for this person? Are we thinking it's mental health issues or what?
00:26:09
Speaker
Um, not that it matters much, but I mean, when I hear a 17 year old doing something like that, it makes, I don't immediately think like, Oh, clearly just an evil 17 year old, you know? He's been remanded into youth custody ahead of a pretrial on the 12th, uh, 25th of October.
00:26:35
Speaker
I'm sad. I'm sad for everybody who's impacted by that and the subsequent unrest. Yeah, it's awful, isn't it? him Just let people live their fucking lives, guys, you twats.
00:26:49
Speaker
Yeah. I just, I mean, the similar happened after um George Floyd was murdered. Like we had the unrest in kind of response to like what happened to George, you know, but then we also had people, there's like theories about people coming from out of state or different parts of the state to like be agitators because they wanted to get some shit going to make like anti, you know, like police and like anti-police violence. Um,
00:27:17
Speaker
protesters look like they're you know being destructive and stuff like that and have everyone be pissed at them. and i Frankly, I'm kind of like, well, you know what? When like peaceful protesting doesn't work and people are still getting murdered and you know marginalized, then like I don't really care about a building if that's what it takes. but like there was just and Then we had like people coming and like fighting the Proud Boy Movement. It was just dumb. It was fucking dumb.
00:27:47
Speaker
I mean, at least we're, you know, hopefully allowed to protest now. Did you hear about that there were the conservatives were trying to ban protests?
00:27:58
Speaker
Even people protest. I feel like I did, but that might've been, that might've been here even. Like I think that was maybe starting to happen here too. Um, and it's kind of like, no, that's like the whole, like whole purpose of some of the things in our constitution. Yeah. And it's like,
00:28:15
Speaker
Throughout history, the the one thing we have to make change and to make governments listen. other than voting, I guess, but yeah. But often we don't get a chance to vote in this country or the decision is being made. Yeah. Yeah. So it's just taking away our human right to protest. Well, they, I think, saw what happened with the election as a sign of people don't, you know, they don't roll with that shit. So. Hopefully, yes. They don't even have like a majority party anymore, do they?
00:28:53
Speaker
The conservatives? No. So, good luck. no Good luck passing that. Good luck, dickheads. Yep. Well, so, yeah, hopefully it'll sort of die down and I hope they arrest these skin-ed Nazi *******s. Sorry, shouldn't say that. Nazi bastards. Well, I'm fine with calling them. I mean, I get, like,
00:29:22
Speaker
probably the like genderedness of it, but I don't think we need to worry about calling them bad names. No, I just know some people don't like that word, do they? Yeah. so Sorry. Maybe it's appropriate in this instance. Yeah, I think it is, actually. ah Sorry, moms. Sorry, mom.
00:29:43
Speaker
ah Well, hopefully, yeah, like I guess I wish they're, it's hard, I suspect to probably combat a group of, you know, thousands of Nazi pricks, um you know, with law enforcement. But if the community is also showing up and showing out to like fight back against them, then that's got to be helpful. Yeah. Okay. lower really hard So angry. It's making me so mad. <unk>s nothing
Relationships and Dating Dynamics
00:30:08
Speaker
to do the way Gemma is just taking off our clothes, everyone. So.
00:30:11
Speaker
ah did diy It's getting hot in hunt and here, so take up all your clothes. On a more positive note, do you want to hear a mad dating story? 100%. First date as well.
00:30:37
Speaker
hello So I heard this actually on another podcast. It was someone that had written in. So I'm stealing it. but Perfect. It's already been aired. So you're telling me about what you heard. so Exactly. So this girl, I think she was on on a holiday or on a trip and she met a guy like on the beach. They hit it off, started making out a little holiday romance, a little sexy.
00:31:07
Speaker
So they're making out on stuff and he's like grabbing her hair and stuff and really seemed into her hair. She's like, okay, you know, I must have really great hair, whatever. And he's like touching it and stroking it. And at one point he's like, I really like your hair. Can we cut it? Oh, okay.
00:31:36
Speaker
No. Yeah, she's like, a little bit weird, but no, you can't cut my hair. um I mean, at this stage, I say one red flag. Yeah, that's one. That's one. So, yeah, she sort of, she shrugged it off, ended up going back to his room, as you do, you know, his hotel room. um Now,
00:32:04
Speaker
When she gets back to the room, she noticed that there were a pair of hair cutting shears. No. On the side. And like... Grand flag number two. yeah Like chunks of hair as well. And again, at this stage, she should have left. No, she wanted to get some.
00:32:29
Speaker
That's exactly what she said. She was like, I was going through a real dry period and I was like, I'm going to get mine. Vagina was thinking for me. Exactly. So she stays for a little bit longer. um And I mean, i um I initially thought like, lady, do you want to get murdered? Yeah.
00:32:53
Speaker
Yep. Anyway, so they started getting it on. He's getting really into her hair again. He's really got a thing about her hair. Jesus. At one point he stops and he explains what he meant earlier. Was he basically had a kink for getting a blowjob and cutting their hair while he does it? Okay. Now what happened to him?
00:33:23
Speaker
I don't know. This guy clearly didn't get to play with Barbies when he was younger and fucked their hair up. No, I guess not. Or maybe he did. And it basically grew into something weirdly. He's like, okay. Exactly. All right. So the girl's like, you know, I don't want to kink shame anyone whenever you're into fine. But I'm just not into that. And it's taken me ages to grow my hair this length. So no, I'm not into it. Whatever.
00:33:53
Speaker
At this stage she should have left again. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But she didn't. She stayed. She got hers. Ended up sleeping the night. At his. Okay? Okay. So the next morning she's left and she said she was putting her hair up to go to the gym.
00:34:16
Speaker
and she noticed there was a section like at the top that just wouldn't go into the ponytail and she was like what the fuck and so she like asked her friend to have a look for her and she's got this huge chunk of hair missing that has been cut out so this fucking freak has cut a chunk of her hair out in the middle of the night while she was sleeping, which she did not consent to. No, and he was probably like, ejaculating at the same time. I know! Like, I wrote, I'm probably jizzed in it for good measure. I mean, yeah, like you, I saw that coming before you got there. How come she didn't? Don't stay the night when he's a weirdo. He's got some suicide. Yeah, with hair.
00:35:08
Speaker
Who knows who's hair? Exactly. Yeah, she says she can laugh about it now, but it was obviously fucking weird at the time and it took her years to grow back that section of hair as well. I bet. Not worth it.
00:35:26
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God. Oh, fucking hell. But yeah, um that's gotta be the worst, one of the worst first dates.
00:35:35
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You don't expect someone to cut a chunk of your hair out while you're sleeping, you know what I mean? No, and at first I thought it was kind of like, okay, he's got this weird kink with hair, or like it's a trophy thing, or, you know, whatever. What she should have done was just cut a little bit off at the back and the bottom. You can have this tiny little piece. Thank you, have my hair. Yeah. Well, it sounds like he needs to do the cutting, which is perfect.
00:36:03
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um but then it's just such a weird specific combination of, it's like, I need, my kink is someone basically stepping on my balls while singing Yankee Doodle Dandy and it's like, what? How did you figure that out? yeah like What trauma did you endure? That became some sort of weird sexual proclivity. yeah How did you discover that? Yeah, yeah yep but ah I think the fact that yeah she stayed the night was just so, so, so, so dumb.
00:36:34
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and I'm sorry, Gal, but yeah I knew that was going to happen. so We all saw that coming. yeah yeah so I'm not going to say you're to blame because you're not. No, but not at all. but The signs were there. Who knows? We all maybe could have found ourselves in that position. I don't know. The vibes were off though. That brings me to a question that I saw. I don't remember where I think it was on the Facebook group about like When you're meeting someone for the first time um and you want to hook up, would it be better to go to hit their place or yours? And people are like having different responses about like what they felt was safer about our option. And I'm curious what what you think.
00:37:17
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Some people have been set a hotel and I was kind of thinking like, yeah, because chances are there's other people there who could hear your screams. And there's like CCTV cameras in the hall. I think both are just kind of as dangerous as each other. Here at their house, then you're stuck in their house and if they're at your house, then... But you could leave instead of having to ask them to leave, I suppose, and having them know where you live. Which could be, yeah, that's very true. But I guess if you have a roommate,
00:37:47
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or other people are at your house that might feel safer, but again, still the risk. I think that's what a lot of people are like, I mean, trying to get them out of my house and then also them knowing where I live feels like worse than going to theirs where I could try to leave, but then of course, it's kind of like unknown territory, who knows what's there, like people know where you're at, then maybe you need to share your location with people, and then that's when some people are saying a hotel, and then someone was like, I don't know if you know this, but people get murdered at hotels too. Yeah, okay, and they get murdered everywhere. Yeah. Yeah. yeah i think hotels probably safer I mean I knew someone who ah was dating this girl for a while and I think she came over to his once
00:38:31
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And then when he sort of called it off and and broke it off with her, like she hand delivered like a three page letter through the Her hair and it was sealed with blood. yeah But that was like, oh fuck, she knows where you live and she seems pretty unhinged, so.
00:38:58
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Hopefully that's the last of it. and You don't get petrol bombed through the fucking window. Yeah. I suppose the, I mean, again, if you're just kind of wanting to hook up, that's more power to you, but I suppose then it's like, maybe just don't go that round until you feel like, you know, someone a little bit better. But even then people show their true colors after a while and, you know, people get out hiding. So, I mean, there's always risks, but I think, I don't know if I,
00:39:25
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I think I probably would prefer a hotel or their place and I would like be sharing my location and stuff with a yeah friend. um But I guess I've also never had to be, I've never been in that situation, so. I suppose when you came over to England to see Nigel, you couldn't go anywhere really. Yeah, did I ever tell you what the joke was about that? I think I did, right? I don't know, did you? Lauren and I would joke about how
00:39:58
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it's just a lure for me to come over and be like the au pair for his and his wife's children and like give him some sort of like indentured servant for them. Because I think what helped is that obviously the people we met Sean through, I met Sean through like I knew them. So mutual friends so yes it wasn't like a scenario where it was like we met online and now I'm going to go visit this person I've never met before. Have you seen the, um,
00:40:26
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I can't remember what it's called. There's a program called the, uh, it's like the, the never met or something. And it's like these people that have been dating long distance for like years and have never met the person they're dating. And then in the show, they finally get to meet them. Sounds kind of like 90 day fiance a little bit, but a lot of those people have met before.
00:40:49
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Yeah. Well, these guys, they've just literally had a phone relationship, like FaceTime and stuff. Okay. So they've maybe seen each other, but not in person. But not probably met. And then on the show, you see them finally meet and some of them go really well. How many people are like... Some of them don't. Yes. They're like, oh, you somehow don't look at all like I thought you would somehow. Yeah. There was this one guy, they were really cute actually, really cute couple.
00:41:16
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And he was from England. She was um a girl living, I think it was in Thailand, but like, you know, proper rural Thailand in a village. And she supported her family by working because her parents couldn't work. and And he went over to stay with her and meet her family and stuff. And it was really sweet. Like they're, you know, meeting for the first time was lovely and they're really cute together. But obviously,
00:41:42
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Thailand has very different sort of cultural expectations and stuff and literally like the first dinner he sat down with her parents, they're asking like, when are you gonna propose to her? And shes when are you gonna have kids? And he was just sitting there like, what the fuck? I just wanted to meet her in person.
00:42:03
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I mean, I suppose there are times too where they don't even know each other. They've never spoken before and then they meet because it's like an arranged marriage situation. yeah But you know for like for her parents, maybe it's like we've been like kind of in this relationship for some time now. Yeah. So when's the next step, folks? Come on. Yeah, I guess so. Also kind of makes me think of, um I'm sure you've heard of it, the show Catfish. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
00:42:27
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where it's like, oh, you know, I've been, I've had this kind of like mostly online relationship, but we've talked on the phone for like the past five years, but they refuse to have any sort of video call with me. And I just love them, but I'm not sure. And I was like, Jesus, five years. And they have an excuse for why they can't have a video call with you yeah each time. And you're like, I just have sort of a weird feeling about it. So fucked like, guys, come on, especially if they're asking for money as well. I think this is yeah not real.
00:42:58
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yeah There was one I saw where they thought they were talking to Lil Bow Wow. Oh, I saw that one. Absolutely convinced they were in a relationship. She was in a relationship with Lil Bow Wow. yeah Wasn't it like... It was a girl, wasn't it? yeah Yeah, it was like her friend, but I don't know, like wanted to fuck with her maybe. Why do people do that? I don't know. There's so many where it's like... I think one was like the guy's cousin.
00:43:27
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oh no but Yeah, not and I don't know if it was cuz she like had romantic I think she just is like I don't know I'm bored It's such a commitment yeah the amount of effort yeah god Or some of my favorite ones where it's like they go and meet and they meet the, like they have friends who are with them and they're like, oh yeah, you know, I know that they're, they've been talking to this person for some time. And I'm like, it's you, it's that person. I can tell that your friend is catfishing you. And then they do the reveal and it's like, yeah, it's them. They just like, well, we're going to go meet your catfish, your friend's here. And then they're just like, hi, it's me.
00:44:08
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oh god yeah that's a funny times I think I'm sure some of it's probably faked or staged up a little bit for the drums, yeah but I do think like those are people who are like, I need help figuring out my cat if I'm being catfished.
00:44:22
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Yeah, well, I can tell you now, Sarah. You probably are. Oh, good times, good times. I've actually just started watching Love is Blind UK. Did you know that the filming one here? Yeah, because they they do, the US one's been around for ages. I've never watched it. And then the UK one came on and I was like, I'll give it a go, why not? Just need someone to put one in the background and it's one of those fucking shows. yeah You watch five minutes of it and then you're like, o I need to know what happened.
00:44:55
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I think I will watch the Minneapolis one, but like there's been some leaking of like the people who are on it because they're friends. And I'm like, oh, I wonder if I know anyone. And then I'm like, oh, they're all 21. No. I don't know any of these people because I'm old. Well, funnily enough, a lot of the UK ones are all like in their 30s because they're actually like people that are desperate to get married.
00:45:19
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You know what? It's interesting because I feel like there are like some people who are just like, I just want to be on reality TV, but then like some of those dating shows people are like legitimately trying to find love. you know um Too Hot to Handle is one that I'm kind of secretly obsessed with and those are just people who I think are like, ooh, reality TV show, ah like all you know expenses paid on a tropical island.
00:45:44
Speaker
Yeah, like none of those people are serious, right? um But then there's also like, per are you the, one I think it's, are you the one or are like perfect match or something? And I do think those people are trying, but then there's always the like crazy ones. Yeah. I mean, Love is Blind is fucking batshit crazy. Like on the first episode, there's a couple that have I say meet, I've met, but they haven't met because obviously they're... Because they're on opposite sides of a screen, right? Yeah. ah And yeah, they they talked three times and then he tells her he loves her and proposes to her and she accepts and I'm just like, sorry, what is happening here? This is fucking mental. Yeah, that is. I would just be like,
00:46:30
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Sure. Like I get that the goal, what the goal is here, but like, let's be honest and be like, I would like to move forward with you and see where this go. but Maybe we should just talk a little bit more, but yes, that's not the premise of the show. is No.
00:46:46
Speaker
I'll just take your number and we'll see how things go in a few years. How about that? Well, because so they they pair up, then they finally get to see each other, right? yeah And then don't they have to like go live together? Yeah. I think they live together for like four weeks and then they decide whether they want to actually marry them or not.
00:47:04
Speaker
No, thank you. Yeah, no, thank you. Because you're going to end up with a guy who wants to cut your hair while you're giving him a blowjob. Exactly. That's it. How do you discover these things if you don't know them? I know, you're stuck with him. Now you fucking married the guy. Yeah. Yeah, I just put on a wig and be like, all right, let me get my blowjob wig.
00:47:26
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I think we got an episode title. Oh, yeah, there he is, baby.
00:47:32
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ah ri go you just have to You just have to love them kink weird kinks and all.
00:47:40
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um um you know You found a solution to that one pretty quickly though. I'm a problem solver. You are, clearly.
00:47:51
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Do you guys have a problem needs solving? Write to us. I will find you a solution. Need a problem around your heart is weird, kink. Kate's got your back. Yep. We're going to make sure everyone has a good consensual time.
00:48:08
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yeah
Wedding Menu Dilemmas
00:48:09
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screw up Yeah. All right. We're going to do an... Am I the asshole? You know we are, baby. Yes, yes, yes. Our friend, friend of the pod, Matt, said he couldn't find the update to the woman whose husband was trying to murder her and then he signed something, which is a shame. She said that. Yeah, yep, I'm thinking so.
00:48:34
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Sad. Right. This one went a little bit viral. Um, and there's been lots of buzz about it. Yeah. let's hear it So I thought it'd be interesting to discuss our thoughts. So, so my fiance and I both thirties are getting married in a couple of months. We're now, oh, we now need to finalize our menu choices for our guests. Now we are vegetarian.
00:49:05
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In general, we're pretty relaxed vegetarians. If we go out, we totally don't mind if our friends and family choose to eat meat or fish. Same if we visit family. As long as there's a veggie option, then great. I'm going to pause and say that doesn't mean they're relaxed. It means that they don't force their beliefs on other people, which I think is great. But let's be honest and say vegetarianism shouldn't be that the people around you also have to be vegetarians.
00:49:32
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Carry on. Cool. So now back to the wedding. On looking at the choices, and given it's our day, we thought it would be nice to have a fully vegetarian menu. Fair. My 32 female parents are paying for the mill and have been absolutely stunned by this choice.
00:49:51
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They say it's disrespectful to people who aren't in the vegetarian culture and also disrespectful to our own values in terms of ensuring our friends have a nice time. They say it's forcing our ethics on other people.
00:50:08
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My viewpoint is, it's only one meal on our day where I'm sure it will be delicious whatever they're served. None of our friends have ever complained when coming to our house for vegetarian food, but my parents say it's different at a wedding because people expect luxury food, in quotes. Oh, they do? Apparently so. Okay. Especially if they're traveling from abroad, which many are, and apparently this needs to include meat.
00:50:36
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I am honestly Natalie Imbrugliard torn on this. That's amazing. I'm stealing that. Personally, I don't mind that much if our guests eat meat, but it is inconsistent with their own life choices and it's our day. So that could make it feel inauthentic. And I think the whole focus on meat thing is quite generational. My parents are in their sixties.
00:51:04
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Um, my fiance agrees with me, but the issue is my parents are very kindly paying for the mill. So would I be the asshole if I got everyone only vegetarian food?
00:51:17
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he
00:51:20
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ah No, because there is. They do have a value system. We don't know what it is. I could see how purchasing food, even if they're parents, but actively serving food that they wouldn't normally serve because of their diet would suck. There is delicious vegetarian food out there, delicious food. That was what I was going to say.
00:51:47
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And also it is one meal and people like you don't, like you serve what you want at your wedding. You might make some considerations for people. Like you might have a vegetarian option for people in a meat option. Um, but like, I think that by serving vegetarian food, you're also not forcing people to eat something that they wouldn't normally eat anyways. Like people eat vegetables, even if they have a steak with their salad, they have still have. So it's like, it's not like they're saying we only eat fish.
00:52:17
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and shellfish, and so everyone has to eat shellfish even if you're allergic or whatever. We don't give a fuck. it it's like That is not what's happening here. um and so No, not the asshole. I actually think their parents are being the asshole by saying, you know we're paying for this and you need to do this because I'd be like, well, if it's that big of a deal and you're you know like bring a sandwich then. yeah or I guess don't pay for it and we'll take care of it. I don't know, but that is a tricky space to be in, I think, because I know wedding planning, particularly when other people are like kind of fronting some of the costs. Yeah.
00:52:51
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it starts not becoming about you, but I also have said probably on this podcast is that weddings really aren't about you there for other people. I just think like I'm thinking about like pasta and curries and other things that are delicious and have no meat in them and people are going to be fine. and They probably won't even notice. Yeah, you could probably use like a substitute meat. Yeah. And people wouldn't even know. Impossible chicken or impossible burger and yeah.
00:53:19
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Yeah, man. I agree. So that's, that's how I feel. How do you feel? Yeah, I feel the same. Like I actually find vegetarian options in restaurants are usually the most delicious because they're trying to, they're trying really hard. Yeah. And to make it really nice. Uh, and I was vegetarian for a while, like a year. It's fine. Great. Um, this person's got a good point.
00:53:47
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They've said not the arse- not the asshole. Omnivores have all eaten plenty of vegetarian and even vegan meals without intending to. Had a bowl of cereal for breakfast? Bam. Vegetarian meal. It does not seem like it's pushing anything on anyone any more than any food choice would be. If you're offered chicken, would you be pushing chicken onto people?
00:54:10
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This is being over-politicized and overly dramatized by the people around you. It's not even really a culture, is it? It's just a dietary practice or preference. Your parents may decide not to pay for the meal, and that's their prerogative, although I'd consider it kind of shitty to withdraw the financial support over this choice. But it's your day, and this is a very reasonable choice to make. This way, um you can try or sample all the food on the menu and not be excluded from your own celebration. That's what I'm saying. like People are... It's not like you're doing something weird that people either have never eaten or can't eat. And they, like this person said, probably have had plenty of vegetarian meals unintentionally or just because they thought it sounded good. you know I'm not a vegetarian, but I usually opt for that on an airplane because that meat seems kind of weird. ah And again, if it's her parents,
00:55:07
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be in dicks about it, then I'd be like, you can bring some cooked chicken and put it on your pasta if you really need to then. Yeah, exactly. Someone else said, I would be mindful of letting people know what the options or option may be. um It's one thing to have a steak chicken fish with sides where people can leave part of the meal out um by a guest due to allergies.
00:55:36
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but another to serve a beautiful vegetarian dish, which I find tend to have more of a blend ingredients as the main part of the dish or an allergen more hidden in the recipe than steak with potato and broccolini, for example. So they make a good point. I think to say, you know, we plan to serve, you know, kind of all vegetarian friendly meals at our, at, at the, you know, party.
00:56:04
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Please let us know if you have any dietary restrictions or allergies that we need to know about. Yeah. And they can cater for that. And you honestly could ask that, even if you weren't doing vegetarian, to be honest, because i like while that person has a good point, like I'm thinking about typical food for weddings and it's like,
00:56:22
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There's going to be a vegetable, there's going to be seasoning, there's going to potentially be nut. And you know some people, like if you have a close friend, you probably know whether so and so has a nut issue and you're going to have to have a special thing, right? A gluten thing. And caterers should be like able to accommodate that. But I think like that would be a way to just notify everyone what's happening and still give them an opportunity to be like, oh yeah, I'm super allergic to mushrooms.
00:56:48
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you know
00:56:51
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This other person says, this is a tricky question because of cultural expectations and nuance. You mentioned a lot of the family are coming from overseas, and this is a big expense and hassle for many of them. And if they know your parents are paying for the meal, they may very well judge your parents for being bad hosts. And then it's your mum and dad that get the flack, not you. And that's kind of not fair.
00:57:14
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Normally, if a bride and groom are hosting their own wedding and most people are local, i.e. North American, then I would say not the arsehole and go ahead. As you say, it's one mil and vegetarian food is delicious. But if you are layering different cultural traditions and norms on top, plus the fact that your parents are paying for your wedding, part of the wedding, then I would gently suggest that you reconsider compromising.
00:57:38
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You mentioned that you are easygoing about your vegetarianism, so why make this such a hill to die on? If you really want to have everything exactly that way, or exactly your way, then pay for the entire wedding yourself, and that way your parents can't be blamed. A couple things. I don't i mean, I get it. I get that they said they're easygoing, but I also think if it's like it's our wedding, so we're going to serve the food we like, right? But also,
00:58:06
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People coming to their wedding probably know they're vegetarian. Yeah. You'd think these people would know you. Yeah. And did you know who paid for what at my wedding? Nope.
00:58:18
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Yeah. and In fact, you probably just assumed ae ah we paid for it. right like i didn't mean and Maybe you know close family member, like people talk, I get it, but also it's just like I have never been to a wedding and been like, whoever paid for this food really fucked it up and should be blamed.
00:58:36
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In fact, I don't think I've ever even really judged food negatively. I think I was just happy to be fed. Yeah. I've certainly been like, this is amazing food. Like at Silas and Charlie's wedding was amazing food. God damn that food was good. Oh my God, it was so good. We need to pause just to recall how good that food was. But I've never, I mean, certainly I've been like, oh, you know, I'm not a big fan of that, but also that's because of my own, like, I just don't love pork, right? Like it's not because, oh my God, this is, this food is shit. And again, just happy to have been fed. It's like a free meal for me. Yeah, it's a free day, man. You're getting a free party. Yeah. Come on. So I don't really agree with that person's... Yeah, exactly. I don't really agree with that person's comment about... I think people probably know them well enough and if they're going to... I mean, it's too late to send out the invites, I guess, but no one's going to probably be surprised if it's vegetarian food, as long as you make sure it's fucking good.
00:59:35
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They probably won't even fucking notice. Give me that vegetarian lasagna, sir and ma'am. That sounds amazing. Yes, please. Okay, what do you think of this one? You would be the asshole. Think of it this way. What do you expect as a vegetarian when you go to a carnivore's wedding? A vegetarian option. If they know you're vegetarian and don't provide one, leaving you to eat carrot sticks and cake, you're upset. The same goes for your wedding.
01:00:00
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Be the host you expect everyone else in your life to be. Provide a carnivore option or at least fish, and you are paying playing by the same rules you expect everyone else to play by. I'm sorry, is there someone who are people out there who are just straight carnivore? I only eat animal products. There are some people, yeah. Because I guess if so, then... That's extreme, you know?
01:00:25
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Yeah, if so, then i so i mean i i suppose but I suppose those people who are straight carnivore probably are also used to the fact that they might go somewhere that can't accommodate them if they only eat animal products because there's going to be a vegetable or a bread or something. Yeah, that's going to be hard to find.
01:00:46
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Yeah, so I don't know like again, they probably know the people they're inviting and their choices maybe not every like maybe not every plus one and stuff but um, just as the people who are invited know that they're vegetarian and might need I guess I need to bring my own piece of meat and I will have the caterer cook it. Yeah, if it's like it's it's a protein issue then you know, bring a protein bar.
01:01:10
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Like you often don't even know what the food's going to be yeah at the wedding. And like, you might put any like allergies or what have you on the ah RSVP, but you often don't get a choice. Do you know what I mean? You just turn up and you get given a plate of food or the food is a buffet or whatever. And.
01:01:32
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And often kids are just eating carrot sticks because they're so fucking picky. Exactly. So I don't even think like, as you say, if it was like a lasagna or a pasta dish, it doesn't even need to be addressed. I don't think like. Like if I were doing a specific diet to lose weight, like keto, I'm not going to be like, you better have keto friendly options at your wedding. Yeah.
01:01:57
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And, you know, just worst case scenario, put some fucking bread and butter on the table and people will eat that. And, you know, most caterers do sides and some people will do like a little later in the day snack or something. Or include chips or fries and they'll be happy. Yeah. Yeah. Do what you want. Sure, baby. Not the asshole. I guess I'm not surprised it went viral, but I am surprised that people have like kind of diverging opinions on it because again, it's kind of like, well, it's your wedding. I think some people get really um opinionated.
01:02:34
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Yeah, but about like vegetarianism and veganism. and Well, veganism is different too. That's even different too because that now we're talking about like, fake like nut butter and fake cheese and like that's even more restrictive and I think like there it could be like people might not actually enjoy the food that's available because I do think it can... like I think there is really great vegan food out there too, but I do think there's some things that it it starts becoming outside the realm of like kind of normalcy for people. vegan cheap um
01:03:04
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Yeah, that's what I mean. So if you found a vegan caterer that can really make the food taste fucking good and you have someone who's not a vegan go and eat it with you and you're like, that's fucking amazing, then I think you're good. But I also think like you're probably going to like whatever it is because you're used to it. um And that's why you might want to fact check. But we're just talking about like it's so easy to do really good vegetarian food. Yeah. It's so easy. Exactly. And a lot of cultures are, they don't eat.
01:03:33
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Yeah, I was gonna say like Indian food, indian like authentic Indian food is usually vegetarian and tastes fucking outrageously good. It's because they actually have flavour to their food and I think Americans just like we don't flavour. We like it fried. We like it with, I mean pepper is kind of spicy. I suppose, yeah. that's You know that really excites me. Salt might be a little spicy for some people.
01:04:02
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So really just a steak is what I'm going to eat. And I'm, I love steak. Yeah. I don't i would eat i hate every day. um What are we fighting? I just, no, not yet. I just don't like it. Mainly because I don't like eating bloody meat.
01:04:25
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ah It puts me off. So, yeah and I know that a steak is best rare or medium rare. You know, that's not the blood though. That's just like, he the blood has gone after them. No, I can't remember what it is. It looks like it's blood, but it's, it's just. I know it's not. color it looks yeah It makes me aware I'm eating an animal.
01:04:45
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And I don't like it. So if I have a steak, I have to have it well done. And then it's basically like a chewy piece of leather. Horrible. Don't like it. I also had a thing for years. I didn't like eating chicken off the bone because again, I was like, yeah I mean, and the tendons. Yeah. No, I struggle with that. I better now, but I used to literally have to have someone cut the chicken, like the meat off the bone and then give it to me.
01:05:07
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um See, I've just never been a huge meat eater anyway, really. so it's just You fucking love sausage. I've seen you put those away. I like processed meats that aren't that don't look like real meat. Give me a sausage, give me a burger. Chicken nuggets. I'm down.
01:05:27
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Yeah, I get it though, but um and I do like my steak less cooked and could eat it all, but I would not be mad if I went to a wedding where they didn't give me a steak, you know? No, that's it. I'll die, yeah. I get it, you know, her parents are paying for it fine, but just be like...
01:05:46
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I'm just like, mom, if you want a steak, then we'll have them bring you one steak. Okay? yeah Like you get it, but people are going to be like, why do you get a steak? And it's like, because I'm a bitch and I controlled my mom, my daughter's catering. That's what you get to say. so That's what you have to say. I'm going to, I'm going to give you a sign or a card that you have to give out every time someone asks about your meal. Yep. I think that's a good idea. Do that. Yeah. Salt it.
01:06:10
Speaker
Not the asshole at all. but da oh Oh, there we go. Once again, we've solved blowjob wigs to cards that say I'm a dick for your daughter's wedding. ah Really, again, tell us what your problems are and we'll fix them. we are Well, Kate is a problem solver.
01:06:33
Speaker
You are too. We work it out together. I just like to get along with people. I'm a people, please. Yeah, but you know, I wouldn't have figured them out if I didn't like work it out with you, you know? True, true, true. You know, I'll... I contribute something. You're at my inspo. You're my muse. oh Wow.
01:06:51
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so You got any shows coming up you need to plug?
01:06:59
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um We're playing at a pub in Brighton called The Signalman on the... Hold on.
01:07:10
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That sounds like a machine starting, but nice job. Thank you. 24th of August, we're playing at the signal Signalman in Brighton. I um ah believe at around 3 p.m. in the afternoon. And then the following day on the 25th, we're playing at the White Heart in Cuckfield.
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01:07:29
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I think Cuckfield. I think that's around six, possibly. That's what's in my diary, but I may be completely wrong about that. um But yeah, if you want to kind of listen to some live music, sit in a beer garden, get drunk, have some nice food. I know I do.
01:07:45
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I'd come if I could. Good. One day. One day. Well, until next time. Until next time. You've been listening to Talking Shit with Yankinah Britt. And you can find us. You do it. You just do it. Do it. You can find us at T-S-Y-B Pod on Instagram, TikTok, YouTube.
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