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55. Hurly Cair
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This week we're talking curly hair corner, wtf is Project 2025 and we finally get to know each other by answering the hard hitting questions such as what we wear to bed & would we survive in a horror movie...
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Hair Talk: Curly Hair Challenges and Care Tips
00:00:13
Speaker
What's new, pussycat? Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's, I like how we started that one. That's good, wasn't it? What is new, pussycat? yeah It's a strawberry. I don't know, I froze. I panicked. I blacked out for a minute. Did I say something stupid? You said something about strawberries. I'll have to send you this video that I'm referencing. It's pretty funny. It's related to curly hair and it just, it's pretty funny. How's the hair? The Hurley Curl. How's the Hurley Curl going? I don't know. I don't know if you can tell. How does it look? It looks like my headphones kind of ruins my vibes, but I don't want to be ruining your curls. I'm sorry. No, that's fine. I'll live. But I'm, I feel like I'm getting the hang of it.
00:01:01
Speaker
Looks good. Thanks. How's the routine? Is it getting easier? is it Yes, it is. And it doesn't take... that long, something I was concerned about because I've gotten very used to like not needing that much time anymore. um the only the The thing is, is that your hair has to be fucking wet, kind of the entire product application. and like so There's a lot of methods. like There's this bowl method that you have to have like a bowl that you dip your hair in and I was like, that's messy because where am I going to put this bowl? and so I have a spool. Basically, just big enough that you can like dip your head in upside down and like
00:01:40
Speaker
get it wet as you're applying it. Yeah, yeah pretty much. um Sick bowl, popcorn bowl, whatever. ah And so I've tried that, but I was also like, this is too much work. I gotta to figure something else out. So now I have a spray bottle at my dressing table that I just am constantly like, just wet hair. You got the wet look. Well, so and it is funny because you apply your products, you let it air dry. I use a little bit of a dispute diffuser to speed it up, but then your hair, because of all these products,
00:02:16
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or it's kind of crunchy and wet looking, but then you have to let it dry and then you crunch it out so then it's not wet looking and then you have these kind of like nice soft.
Personal Hair Stories and Validation
00:02:23
Speaker
And so I've gotten the hang of that, but there was a couple days early on where I just still looked wet after all of that. I was like, why do I still look Wet. You got gel in your, wet look gel in your hair. Yes. And I realized this because I was using oil to scrunch out the crunch, which is a curly girl method term for those of you who are curious or phrase. And I was like, I actually don't need the oil because I don't think my hair is that dry. So I cut that out and it stopped looking wet. So now it's like, you know.
00:02:56
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kind of nice and soft and fluffy. And like yesterday they looked good um until I got really sweaty playing sticks and cups. And then it was like, it just felt like I had like, I don't know, like the atmosphere was my curls and the heat was trapped under it and global warming was occurring on my head. You're a ozone layer. Yes. And I went to a conference on Thursday and that's with like a bunch of my colleagues and people in the field. And I got so many compliments on my hair and I was like, thanks. This is my natural hair actually. And I'm trying to lean into it. Amazing. That must have felt good. It did. Cause I was, I'm a little worried. Like maybe this really isn't my look, but people are very nice about it.
Exploring Hidden Curls and Curly Girl Method
00:03:37
Speaker
Good. It looks fantastic. I've been having hair issues actually. Tell me more. So I've got quite long hair, just layered.
00:03:49
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And I've noticed this has only been like a recent thing, probably in the last year. My top layer, when I wash it, and regardless of whether I blow dry it or let it dry naturally, my top layer is just frizz. And so I like have to straighten it because otherwise I just look like I've got a fucking frizz on the top there and it's really fun. Maybe you have curly hair actually. Well, this is it. So I was looking up solutions to this problem and just kept taking me to loads of like curly hair forums. And I was like, my hair is really straight.
00:04:25
Speaker
Maybe it isn't. You should look up the curly girl method and try just a real basic like beginner's routine of it and see what happens because they say that when you frizz, it's because your hair actually has got some... and you know Maybe it's not like spiral like mine is, but just like maybe you have a little bit of a wave. Yeah. and yeah I definitely think I got a bit all right. If I go in the ocean or in chlorinated water, then my hair goes curly. To maybe a little bit of a sea salt, like texturizer spray. But basically, so what what I recommend you should do, you know,
00:05:03
Speaker
kind of shampoo, do a deep condition because that'll help with any dryness, which could also be contributing to frizz. um you know
Hair Products and Broader Beauty Discussions
00:05:11
Speaker
Scrunch the crunch, as they say, which basically is like get it real in there, but when it's hair you're wet and you have your conditioner, just like really scrunch it in there. You do that with the conditioner in? Yeah. Yeah, squish actually. Yeah, you can do a leave-in too. I mean, i have one i I do that, but I have like a ahve been doing a co-wash right now, but you basically, you squish to condition, is the phrase. They have a lot of people who catch phrases. I know, it's it's cute, but I'm also like squish to condition, crunch to crunch. So do that, and then when your hair when you get out,
00:05:44
Speaker
maybe get a spray bottle or something to or do it in the bathroom. here and then when you apply So I would say probably get a cream because that'll help with frizz. That'll make it the soft thing. And then get a gel, but like a light hold gel and you're really going to want to coat your hair and you're going to do the thing where you let it sit. get a gel cast is what it's called. And then when your hair is dry, you crunch it out, but use a t-shirt. Don't use a towel. If you don't have like a microfiber towel, because another thing that cause causes frizz is just people using regular bath towels. Yes. I had, I read this. I should get, yeah ah yeah. But if you just have an old cotton t-shirt, that's what people use. it Yeah. People instead of getting like a, I have a microfiber towel, obviously, because I love spending my money on shit.
00:06:26
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But try a t-shirt first just to see. And then if you're like, oh my God, actually, yeah, it then maybe you can invest in some things. Right. Good tips. Yeah. I mean, I read that it could just be like exposure because it's the top layer that's exposed to the... It could be a little bit more damaged. yeah But I straighten all my hair and curl all my hair and like these bottom layers look. Yeah. Very shiny and smooth. Yeah. That's why I'm wearing it in a half ponytail today. Could just need to trim too, you know? could yeah but i think that's what i thought initially i thought oh god i've damaged the top of my hair ah but then even getting it cut didn't make a difference but yeah i think i need to get like some oils as well do like an oil treatment anyway this is probably really fucking boring it's so interesting to me
00:07:15
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But I want to see your results, but it could be it could be a number of things, but I'm curious if maybe you also need to start leaning into your natural hair texture. Maybe we're both curly girls. Yep. And then you don't need to bloat her and straighten it, but I hope you are using a heat protectant when you do those things.
Political Shift: Biden's Endorsement and Kamala's Candidacy
00:07:31
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Sometimes. That is probably you fucked up your hair. Yep. and a affirmably Good Wish you well on your journey. for that it I love this for you. I will do some research and I'll buy some shit and I'll let you know what happens. You probably have stuff at your house though that you can at least try it with before you spend a lot of money on things like I did. Then get a cheap gel and a cheap curl cream and try it out. Tell you what though, I stopped using Olaplex shampoo. Yeah, there was some concern about that. I think it's meant to be temporary. So you were using it and noticing good, yeah, you had good results, then you should have stopped.
00:08:11
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so Yeah. Because now your hair probably has too much protein in it. Well, I noticed that one, a lot more hair was coming out when I conditioned it. Like when I was brushing it through, I was like, fucking hell, I'm losing a lot of hair. um And my hair stopped growing. Yeah. Like my hair grows super quick. And it just like, since ah I last got it trimmed, I think it was in February this year. I don't get my hair cut a lot. Yeah, I mean, you don't need to if you were keeping it kind of long swear i yeah and keep taking care of it, right? i i You know, I get it trimmed when I start noticing split ends. And yeah, usually my hair grows super duper fast and it had not grown like at all since I got it cut. And literally I stopped using it and it's gone from like there
00:09:02
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to my tits in like a couple of months. And I was like, it's a fucking shampoo, man. It's stopping my hair growing. I think because it's, yeah, I read about also it causing hair loss for people, but I think it's it's really because people think they use it indefinitely. and then you end up getting too much protein, your hair gets brittle, it's not healthy, it can't grow, um it falls out because it's so brittle. So it's really meant to like be a reparative and then when you kind of get your hair back to a good state, you stop and then you use use things to maintain it. I've still got it and I'm using it every now and then.
00:09:37
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Don't use it for a couple months, just stop. noted um I've noticed since I've switched to what I'm doing now, I've had a lot less like hair shed too. So part of it is also when you, I think stop fighting your kind of natural hair texture. Your hair doesn't fall out as much.
00:09:57
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Cool. Well, all good things to take away from that. um so Beauty corner with the ink and a Brit. Beauty corner. who Um, I think, you know, other than that, things have been fine over here. It's been hot. Um, yeah. Still a lot of fucking rain. I had a dream yesterday that our last night that like our street flooded and my car was out there and then like our garage collapsed. It was strange. I don't know what that means. Dream interpreters. Let me know. Um, I'm going to look it up. The, the stuff that's, I know we've took a break.
00:10:36
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since we last had a podcast, but we talked about, I think, the assassination attempt of Trump then. And a lot of things have happened since that last episode. Sorry, can I just interject? Yes. I think this is quite relevant. A dream about a flood that usually symbolizes overwhelming emotions or situations in waking life is a metaphor for feeling out of control. continue that is I am someone who very much like internalizes, I think think it's because I just have a lot of empathy, but I find the state of ah the world and our current you know political environment and what's going on in America very
Project 2025: Conservative Agenda Concerns
00:11:16
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stressful. It it really impacts me. um That's why my therapist a while ago was like, maybe don't
00:11:23
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Read the news. and so like That is a good point and I will try, but I can't, especially right now. It's just like it's too much and I really do think it's important to stay informed too. um But as you saw and I think commented to me when it happened, but Biden decided to step down from the race. Hallelujah. Yeah, you know I really felt particularly after the debate that that was something that probably needed to happen. But of course it was like the unknowns of what that means and who it could be was really scary too. um But I think ultimately it was it was the right move. And I think the timing was really good because it was after they already locked in Trump.
00:12:06
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um and they were preparing for you know a race against Biden. yeah And then you know Biden stepped down, he endorsed his vice president Harris, um which initially I was kind of like, And obviously he had to endorse her. like We talked about that off air, why that um whether or not she ended up being the candidate, he had to endorse her. But I think people were, like my concern about like how people felt about her, um or just the fact that we I live in a country that hates women and hates women of color even more, that I was like, are is this country going to elect its first female president? And is it going to be a black woman or a black Asian woman, a mixed race woman?
00:12:45
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I have my doubts about that because I live in this country and I know what people believe and are like, um even the woke people. I think you should try and look at it positively because there are millions of people that do want that. Yes. You want that. I do. Come on everyone. Reading the news has made me feel a little more optimistic about it based on the responses and stuff. I ah really need white women. I need you to put your money where your mouth is though and support Harris and vote for her and get all in behind her because like this kind of like
00:13:20
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oh yeah woman yay and yeah i'm you know i'm not racist but then like how we actually behave and what we do and our actual kind of subconscious beliefs i'm i'm concerned so i need everyone who said that anyone but biden even harris like i need you to actually fall through it with that now yeah i mean she's clearly very capable yes she's a strong articulate woman who i think she'd do a good job you know you've like voiced concerns about her previous role as a prosecutor. yeah and But hopefully she's learned and opened her eyes and changed. Well, and if she's representing a party that um believes in rights of marginalized communities, then she also needs to adopt those beliefs in order to effectively represent us.
00:14:16
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So I'm fingers crossed that that's not going to, you know, transfer over into a presidency of hers. um I also think it was obviously a while ago in a different role. Yeah. But I, you know, like I look at track records and beliefs and and things that they supported and didn't support more so than the color of their skin. um But I do think she can be a very good president. So go Kamala. And also, I think it's just really important considering what we are at risk of having if it were another Trump um you know presidency like the Project 2025. Have you heard about that?
00:15:00
Speaker
Yes, I have heard about that, and but I would like to know more. So this came out, they started, Project 25 started becoming like this known thing not too long ago. It's put out by the Heritage Foundation, which is like a super extreme conservative think tank hate group. And they put out basically like this
00:15:28
Speaker
doctrine mandate, I don't know, a plan, an agenda that is basically if Trump is president, this is what's going to happen because they say, and this is where I'm not as familiar because again, our research before talking about it is non-existent. We rely on what we already know um that Trump kind of initiated this movement when he was previously president and in the years like after and during his presidency um about what things he believes in and will support and what people who support him believe in. And so they formed this blueprint, it's called, um created by the Conservative Heritage Foundation that lays out a far right Christian vision for Trump's second White House term if he wins in November. It's the latest mandate for leadership that the group has been releasing ahead of the incoming prejudice presidential
00:16:21
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administration since the early 1980s. So they've been doing like this kind of what sort of looking for bullshit, I guess I'll just call it for a while. But the most recent blueprint is super concerning for a variety of reasons. One being like ah really kind of just wiping away rights for people, which last I checked and talking to people who are fans of Trump, you all feel really strongly about rights. So I don't understand why some rights get it get taken away and others are you know kept in place. I mean, I do understand, but the hypocrisy is astounding. um So one of the things that they suggest is transforming the ah FBI, which I think everybody knows what the FBI is, into a politically motivated entity, also abolishing the Department of
Project 2025: Social Impacts and Dystopian Fears
00:17:07
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Education. Yes. Yeah, I saw that. what Why? What? We can't educate people because if they're dumb, then they're easier to control. I don't know. like It's just because they hate that.
00:17:20
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kids get free lunches. They hate that they teach things that are you know not fully Christian. They hate the people who breathe. Yes, pretty much. wow um Also dismantling the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Association because again, climate change is fake according to some people. yeah But that group also tracks hurricanes. So now we want hurricanes to be a surprise.
00:17:47
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We want to live on the edge. ye It would bar you as citizens from receiving federal housing aid if they live with anyone who is not a citizen or a permanent legal red resident. So up to a couple of years ago, that would mean that if Shawn and I needed it, we would not be able to get federal housing aid. okay right um Potentially terminate the legal status of 500,000 dreamer immigrants. I don't know if you recall the Dreamer Act. It's basically like the kids who were brought over at very young ages um from a different country with their parents. They created this act to basically give them a pathway to citizenship because when you're one years old, you don't really have the intent to like enter illegally into a country and you put your whole life. It's basically your home. so Get rid of that.
00:18:33
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Do away with them. Yeah, someone also told me that any non-natural born citizen, aka Nigel, um lose their citizenship. Oh. They take it back. They're just going to pay that back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cool. um Trump tried to say that he didn't have anything to do with this. He didn't create it, but definitely it's based on shit he said though, and also his former like staff when he was in the White House and involved in his campaign. They all went and worked for, they're now working for the Heritage Foundation. So to say that he has nothing to do with it is life. Okay, interesting. um So yeah, 140 people who worked in the Trump administration contributed to Project 2025 in some way. He also spoke at the Heritage Foundation dinner two years ago. um and So he's quite entangled with it.
00:19:23
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Yes. And his pick for VP JD Hillbilly L.G. Vance also um believe it supports the project 2025. It also aims to end all of government efforts to achieve equity relating to gender, race, and sexuality, um and it encourages The next presidential administration to disband gender policy council created by Biden and undo all of its work to get rid of all of the diversity, equity, and inclusion programs across the federal government. They want to take the following terms out of every rule and regulation. So sexual orientation, gender identity, DEI, gender, gender equity, gender awareness, gender sensitivity, abortion, reproductive health, and reproductive rights. So basically those words now are erased from any sort of law regulation or policy.
00:20:21
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Surely that would mean that they couldn't ban abortion, though, because if they're taking that wording out, then they can't use it themselves. We'll just have to call it schmoo-marsh-un. Schmoo-schmarsh-un. You're not allowed to have a schmoo-schmarsh-un. Yep. They also want, they deny the existence of transgender people, which has got to be weird for transgender people because it's like, hi, I'm right here. Hello. Don't know whether you know me, but... undermines the rights of same sex married couples, dismantle services for LGBTQ plus Americans wherever possible, primarily via the US Department of Health and Human Services, which they want to remain a rename to the Department of ah Life, which is a really fun board game, but I don't think that's what they mean.
00:21:08
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So this newly named agency will take an official stance that families are made up of a married father, a married mother, and children, and redirect federal funds to support biblically based- Oh no. It did boards for people who can't see me. You know what this sounds like? A being handmade title. Yes, it does. Gilead is what this sounds like. Sure, it does. Yes, it does. Shit, bed. Yep. We will also introduce lovely red outfits and white bonnet. for housemates.
00:21:40
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And as a childless cat woman, as JD Vance has referenced, i and I don't even get a red one. I get a probably a puke yellow one, a cat puke yellow robe to signify my status as a childless cat lady. Brown. You get yeah brown. Gray. Oh no, I i like wearing gray. Some ugly, ugly color though. Swamp green. Actually, I like that as well. Orange. No one looks good in orange. be Perfect.
Controversy: No-Fault Divorce Proposal
00:22:12
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It'll be orange. It's just such a hot mess. And, you know, other things like
00:22:20
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Oh, they want to get rid of no-fault divorce, which I find bizarre. I get why, because I think what it would do is make it a lot harder to get divorced. But no-fault divorce actually benefits men a great deal. So ah that's a weird one to me. What's the reasoning behind that? Here, let's find out. Dig in. My suspicion is because it would if they're trying to preserve the sanctity of male female marriage, then no fault divorce makes it so like if you want a divorce, you can get a divorce. when I think fault when there was fault-based divorce, you had to go and prove that there's a legitimate reason for the divorce and it has to be based on behavior, actions, reasons, ah at least one person. That's like, so someone's at fault, right? Right. So basically, we'd get rid of the like.
00:23:09
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I cannot, I can't say this word, e irreconcile erreconcilable differences yep yeah Eric, Eric, Eric, irreconcilable, irreconcilable, irreconcilable, irreconcilable. Thank you. So I suspect that's why, because that really supports kind of the biblically based ideals. Oh, fuck yourselves. But again, it still benefits men. No fault divorced anyways. um But JD Vance is called No Fault Divorce, one of the greatest tricks that I think the sexual revolution pulled on the American populace. Oh, right. This is coming from a guy who tried to fuck a couch when he was a kid and thought he was gay, because so I don't know, you know, whatever. Fuck a couch.
00:23:53
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um But basically, conservatives want to return to the fault divorce legal system in which marriage was fundamentally binding unless one spouse and only one violated violated anything on a list of faults articulated by states in a hodgepodge fashion. Judges had the power to deny divorces for multiple reasons, leaving people who wanted no part of marriage stuck together. Oh, that sounds fun. sir Unhealthy. They don't want to just resurrect the system. They want to make it worse. The fault divorce system assumed men to be breadwinners who were required to continue providing sport for their wives if they were at fault for divorce. It was part of a social contract in which wives had to provide household labor ranging from childcare to sex in exchange for financial security. So that's what I mean by it benefits men because they also can get divorced and they don't have to pay alimony like they did originally. now
00:24:45
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you might, if you're found to be at fault, because you violated one of the things on the list, and then you also have to keep paying your wife, ex-wife. But like, we don't live in that society anymore.
00:25:00
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Like in most families, it's not a case of the man supporting. No, sometimes it's the other way around. And also, people don't fucking get paid enough in inflation so fucking high that you need to in comes to... support a household. Oh, you know what? I was wrong though. They actually are going to get rid of the part where there's alimony or having to continue to pay. like They want everything but the part that doesn't benefit them. yeah Okay, of course. yeah By them, I mean men.
Call to Action: Importance of Voting
00:25:27
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so
00:25:30
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da yeah yep So I just, it I am sickened and stressed by these potential consequences of the Trump presidency. And I need everyone who also is concerned to go out and vote. Yeah, Siobhan, I'm speaking to you listeners now from an unbiased perspective, because I don't live in the US. But um my opinion is you're going to be fucked
00:26:02
Speaker
If Trump gets in, we've already experienced what happened. And quite honestly, I was sick of seeing him on the news in England when he was president. So if you could kindly go out and vote for... So is Kamala officially running now? Yeah, so she's expanded it. I don't think we've had the DNC, the National Convention, which we talked about that last time too, how like we have an incumbent or we have a convention to pick you. So we're having that now. And I think I misspoke last time is there still it would have been if Biden stayed in place, but it really is kind of just like a formality. And I think it will be too for Harris um because I think she is the de facto nominee. so Where's Bernie Sanders?
00:26:51
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you know I really, I love him. um I think he is supporting her too. you know I think as much as he would be a great president and I think wants to run, I think he's kind of like, well, um there you know even my own party is going to make sure I don't do it. But I think he cares more about the country than himself being president too, which is nice. Yeah. And he's got a really cute name, Bernie. bernie reminds me up like a berniese mountain dog she he's just He's just a caring,
00:27:23
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He cares about other people. That is the the leader we need. And, but he, I think people are, but a lot of people, a lot of political figureheads, powerhouses are getting behind kamalla so Kamala, so Cool. Well, we'll see how it pans out, but um I feel a lot more positive for you guys now that Biden stepped down and hopefully
00:27:52
Speaker
Everyone go out and vote for her. It'd be great if it was, I don't know how your voting system works, but if it was like a landslide. Yeah, that would be nice. We can talk about the actual, I mean, we did a little bit, but we have the electoral and the popular vote. The popular vote is the actual individual votes. The electoral vote is like the number you get from the states you win from the poppy. It's a very confusing system. That sounds confusing. by Yeah. But we have a hundred days until the election. So. One hundred days. You do know that Trump's just going to be like, it was fixed. Even if she does. Of course, of course. It was rigged. He's going to, I don't know, do another insurrection. Maybe. All right. On that note, go vote. It's important.
00:28:45
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And frankly, I want you to not vote for Trump, but I also just want you to vote. Yep. Don't not vote. Although that is your choice as well. I don't agree with it, but that is your choice as a citizen. Why not exercise youre a power you're given? Exactly. One of the only powers you have to make change, guys. Come on.
Light-hearted Q&A and Personal Insights
00:29:10
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Cool, well.
00:29:15
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Further updates to follow. Watch this, Bez. Watch this, Bez. Mind the gap. but Don't mind the gap. Fall into the gap. yeah Disappear forever. Into the crevice of this world. I do think that the gaps that are being minded on like the tubes and stuff in England, it's actually a portal to another world. And we wanted to be a secret because it's a very special world and not everyone should go. Yeah, it wouldn't surprise me if there is an underworld in the undercarriage of a train. Under, they're underneath. Under, Darcy. Under the train.
00:30:03
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ah Right, in a little Pevert. Pevert! Pevert! Pevert! Pevert! I've come across some questions that I thought would be fun to ask you. I'll also answer them. Good. Just to like, you know, get to know each other. Get to know each other. Finally. Who are you? Who the fuck are you?
00:30:31
Speaker
I'm Kate, nice to meet you. I mean, I've known you for a very long time, but I know nothing about you apart from that you have curly hair. Nothing at all. All right, let's do this. I'm looking forward to this and then we can decide if we're compatible. Yeah, this is our dating questionnaire. oh
00:30:51
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What movie never fails to make you cry? So I will give a general answer of like, theme, and then I will perhaps provide an actual movie. Well, first question actually is, do movies make you cry? Because some people just don't cry in movies. Yes. Movies do and have made me cry. I think it depends on probably my mood. Yeah, too. That really has a good point. If it's close to my menses, then I might be more willing. But I found that pretty consistently family-based
00:31:29
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like tragedy or upsetting moments. So like a good example would be when Simba's father died in the Lion King. mal mongo Homeward bound, it stuff related to animals, definitely stuff related to animals dying, or you know, getting sick or lost for sure will make me cry. That's what gets me. Usually I'm not bothered about humans dying, but give me a movie where a dog dies, Marley and me. Oh, fucking wreck. Yep, a dog's purpose. Yeah. racing The Art of Racing in the Rain was a book first and I cried reading this book. Mate, I've read a couple of dog books and obviously the dog dog know star is it yeah always at the end and yeah I was like ugly crying. like yeah it's so It's so upsetting, yes. Oh, it's just horrendous.
00:32:26
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Um, so that for sure. And then I've noticed, and this is probably going to say a lot about me and my family of origin, but like things where there's like, um, an emotionality between like a parent and child. I am not expressing, I can't, and I'll have to think about it a little bit if I can come up with a movie, but I found that those touch me in like and like bittersweet things and happy things too, those also touch me. And I think it's probably because of something missing from my own childhood. Oh God, we're getting very deep now. Yes, it is what it is. But yeah, especially, or if it's like an animal parent child situation. Oh God. Like the Lion King. Fuck. Yes. Yeah, the film that made me cry the most in recent years was actually the notebook.
00:33:14
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That one didn't make me cry. Really? I think, again, I might have been in a bit of a... Soppy mood. Yeah, just like a quite fragile emotional state when I watched it. I don't know what happened, but I was just inconsolable. I was like, why am I crying of a Ryan Gosling? Honestly, it was really great. I think it's meant to be... People talk about that being a movie that makes them cry, so I think that was the goal. Up, I think, is a similar... that in the very beginning, in the very beginning with the old man. Oh my God. Well, they're cartoons too. So I feel like I can have more empathy for them, but it was so sweet. And then she died and he just became this lonely old man. And that made me hurt. Yeah. I think the, like, yeah, the animated ones are worse, aren't they? I remember being really upset when Nemo's mum died.
00:34:09
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Exactly. That's right at the beginning of the film. You're like, what the fuck is this? This is bullshit. This should be rated R for really sad.
00:34:22
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Okay. um How far do you think you'd make it in a horror movie? Do you want to answer this one first? I like, I, yeah, I would like to think that I would be a badass bitch. And I'd be like, I don't know if you've seen like Walking Dead or zombie movies, but I feel like I'd like to be like Michonne with some fucking samurai swords. oh yeah'd well odd In reality, I think I'd just give up and die very quickly. Cause I'd be like, there's nothing to live for. Why do I want to continue in this world that's crumbling and being taken over by zombies?
00:35:00
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okay So I think I've said in the past on episodes where it's like, if there was apocalypse of some sort, like a zombie apocalypse or like a meteor, I would just be like, I don't really want to try to survive this. So I'm just going to go to where my people are and die there. I saw a poster of it actually, and it was like, why do people try so fucking hard in apocalyptic movies? Just die. I just do the first one to fucking die. Yeah. Like that. Yeah. Yeah, so that is very much where I'm at in that type of scenario. But if we're talking about like a horror movie with like just a killer, right? um If you were to consult the stars, I think they would say my sign would be one of the first to go or be the serial killer, maybe even.
00:35:44
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Um, and I too would like to think that I would be like, I'd fight back or do my, and I, you know, you I'm the type of person who's like, I'm not fucking going in the basement. Okay. Um, so there's some, yes, I don't know. Uh, part of me wants to say would, but then I also remember like, we used to have to do these self-defense classes, like a mandatory training where it was like, I have to disarm, uh, try to disarm a gun. I have to try to get out of a
Reddit Dilemma: Signing Papers Blindfolded
00:36:10
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chokehold. I have to, and I was like, to be honest, sir. if someone really like is coming at me this way and wants to kill me, I'm probably just gonna let them because some of the stuff required me doing some damage to them. And I'm like, I just don't know if I can do that. And so I think I'd just be like, just make it quick. Just let me go fast. Yeah. what so suffer I don't think I'd make it very far as the bottom line. No, okay.
00:36:42
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This is a good one. Who would you trust to help you bury a body? You. Oh, a few other people. You, Warren, Erin, Kim. I mean, the reality is is I feel like all of all of you that I just named would be like, what the fuck did you do? ah Are you sure this is how we're going to go about it? OK, I guess. um And I like to joke. I'm like, you know do we need a good buyer or all that person?
00:37:13
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But I think that the reality is, is like, I i don't know if I would ever really put anybody in that situation. But I guess if we have to really kind of go there with some mental gymnastics, i there are a few people I feel comfortable with and I think you would help me. I also think you'd probably encourage me to go to the authorities. But but then also if I help you bury the body, then I'm entwined in this situation. Maybe we just keep this a secret. there too many super no no I didn't ask questions. I know it's a little too late to ask questions.
00:37:45
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Oh God. What about you? Yeah, same. um
00:37:55
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ah I think I trust Alan, Keith, my mum. Probably not my dad though. I just feel like he might write me out. Fair. He'd be like, I'm calling the cops right now. It'll be fine. I'm going to be the voice of reason here, y'all are nuts. The guilt would eat him alive, I think. Yeah. Oh God, I think it would eat us alive too, to be honest. Oh yeah, for sure. Because probably the scenario would be like, oh shit, I accidentally did some thing and someone died. And then the reality is, is you call 911 and say an accident, right? But yeah. In our fictional world, instead we bury bodies.
00:38:37
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um Do you believe in astrology? No.
00:38:44
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Okay. Uh, yes and no. I think it's really fun to read and learn about and talk about and you can, it's, you can see traits ah of yourself and I think your sign, but I also think I could see traits of myself in your sign and yeah other people's signs. Um, so I think it's fun, but I do not live my life by it. How about you? I, as you know, I'm into a load of woo woo shit. And as you say, like i don't I don't read my horoscope every day. And I'm like, oh, this is what I'm gonna live by. I better stay home, don't I? But I do enjoy. like
00:39:27
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like people that talk about a pluto's in conjunction with Uranus for the next three months and that's going to cause... So that's weird by my butt? Pluto is inside my butt hell. And sometimes it is interesting because like I will watch the videos in like... retrospect of like shit that's been happening in my life. And then they'll explain that thing. And I'm like, oh, it's just the planet's ruling shit, man. There's no such thing as, uh, you know, coincidence. It's all fate predestined. Exactly. Yes. I could do nothing about that. Not changing my attitude or my reaction. It's just, that's how I am. Okay.
00:40:12
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In some ways, I feel very much like I'm a cancer through and through, but then other times I'll see, you know, because you'll see, and since I look for it on Instagram, it's all I get now, but it's like your sign as a cat. And I'm like, that's like the worst one. Why am I the worst one? I love being an aquarist. We've spoken about this before. I come i was like, oh, great. Check me out, humanitarian. Dependent, special, smart, ah beautiful, perfect. Also aloof and weird. And that's very much me as well. I've been told loads of times that I'm aloof and rude and cold. So, you know.
00:40:51
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I don't find you to be that way, but I suppose that's kind of like, you know, I know you and then versus initial meeting, but you know, I'm here. I am a cancer. Do you need a blanket or a snack? yeah but But I'm going to pinch you because I get angry and jealous and sensitive.
00:41:12
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Which reality TV show competition would you win? Oh, fuck me. um I don't know if fuck me is on telly. It is. Naked attraction. No, I'm just kidding. Oh, you go first. I have to think. Because that's about to be like, flavor of love. And then I was like, oh, no, I don't want to win that. What's flavor of love? ah When I was in college, so early 2000s, it was kind of the start of those celebrity dating shows, maybe the start of The Bachelor. But then, you know, so like Brett Michaels, there was one for Brett Michaels.
00:41:46
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of Guns N' Roses. Flavor Flav also had his own, so these women were competing to be with Flavor Flav. And that's what I mean when I say, oh, never mind, I don't want to win that because it was great to watch. I just don't want to be with Flavor Flav. Fair enough. Um, and didn I don't know. I loved Big Brother and its heyday. And I think it's nice for people to win that because it shows that like you're an all round decent person.
00:42:18
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Having said that, that is why I definitely wouldn't when win because I'm grumpy in the morning and people piss me off and I like alone time. So being stuck in a house with 20 other people with loads of fucking cameras, not being able to leave, I probably go insane and have a mental breakdown, do a Britney, shave my hair off, you know, shit up in my hand and smear it on the window. Very good TV. Entertaining. ah I think that with some preparation and practice, I could probably win something that is like amateur cooking based, um but that is even iffy. so I want to say probably some sort of reality TV show that revolves around like maybe trivia. You'd be good at trivia, yeah.
00:43:09
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But I don't think there is like a reality TV, like there's game shows, but I don't think that's reality. Okay. So Jeopardy, maybe. Okay. Awesome. But I'm thinking like Survivor or something with endurance, but endurance which that isn't stressful. Yes, I would kill at squid game to get it. Haha. ah No, it would be like everyone has to scoop the litter box for six hours straight. I'd probably be able to do that. Now that is good telly. Someone commissioned that fucking show.
00:43:44
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um A lot of reality TV shows, if it's not like dating based or, you know, finding a match based, it's like endurance based in some way. And I just don't like, I know on Survivor, and knowing that it was for a finite period of time, I'd probably just lay there and like try to exert no energy. But then there's also like the voting piece. And since I wouldn't be contributing, I'd get voted off like right away. Did you ever watch, um, I think it was called Survivor. Yeah, I just said survivor. That's what I'm talking about. Where they drop people on an island. Yeah. Yeah. I used to get really fucked off with that. Because the basics, Kate, are you find fresh water and build a fucking shelter. Those are the two things you do when you get to a fucking desert island.
00:44:33
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And then you can think about food sources, but you need water, you need shelter. And what do they do? Just fuck around, sunbathing on the beach. There's always one person that's like, guys, we need to find some water and build a shelter. And they're like, no, don't worry about it. We'll be fine. It's just got time. You can do that, Steve. Yeah. Well done, Jeff. And then he gets voted off after he does all of that. Yeah. And then he makes the shelter. you fucking They all argue about how they're going to... It's just really annoying. Yeah. like least That's what I mean is like, I wouldn't just sunbathe. I would do a little bit of helping because I think by nature I'm someone who is helpful, but I'd also be like, I am not going to go catch
00:45:14
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food because I suck at that. So if I lay here and don't burn any calories, I will survive longer and then they're going to be like, Kate's just sitting in the shelter avoiding sun and nibbling on a leaf. So she's got to go. ah
00:45:29
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Be any good. I think I just, I would like buddy up with the person who clearly has the most survival skills and just be like their little sidekick. Yeah. Like, yeah. You want me to hold your purse? Yeah. want we Want me to hold this stack of wood? I can do that. I can do that. Yeah. Be helpful in ways that make it seem like you're really contributing.
00:45:51
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Okay. What is the most admirable trait a person can have?
00:45:58
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and There might be a theme on this show, but I do think having empathy and selflessness, being able to like ah give and not be expectant of getting something return and just like wanting to be like help and care about people. I think that's really important because I think part of the reason the world's so shitty is because everyone is selfish and only cares about themselves. I agree. I also think like open-mindedness and people that are willing to change their minds when presented with new evidence. is really great. Like there's nothing worse than someone just sticking to their guns because that's what they've been told or brought up with. Irrefutable evidence. Well, oh, you know, I still think what I think, but why? I just do because I feel like I'm right.
00:46:45
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100%. Okay, this is a random one. What do you wear to sleep? You go first. I wear a t-shirt and pants underwear or pants pants? Uh, underwear. Hmm. Yeah, same. um I will, uh, typically start in full, like fully clothed, but if it's summer and I'm hot, then probably will end up getting, taking off clothes as I want. I'm sleeping some warm. Um, so do you go to bed in socks? Sometimes. Yeah.
00:47:19
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Wow. I find that really weird. Make it get cold. Make it get cold. Let's go little totsies! Yeah, I mean in the winter I'll wear pyjama bottoms in the summer I don't like wearing pyjama bottoms because I just find you wake up and they're just all like twisted and like fucking rolled up. I don't know what why I do in my sleep but... Clearly gymnastics. Yeah. Sometimes I wake up and like the duvet is completely turned round. I've got the poppers by my head and I'm like, how has that happened?
00:47:50
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Yeah. I think, um no, i I feel very, I think to fall asleep, I need to feel very cozy and like kind of wrapped up and that's why like clothing is helpful. So like it could be a t-shirt and pants and maybe no socks, but it could be socks and a like a hoodie too and I can just kind of burrow but then of course I wake up and I'm like wet because I'm hot. Yeah. Do you have a weighted blanket? You know, I tried that um once and I think I got too heavy of a weight because I just felt like I was being suffoc suffocated.
00:48:25
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Um, I also just don't think that that is something i I need necessarily, but I do like to have my skin covered. Yeah. I mean, regardless of the temperature, I need something on me. Yeah. You know how people in the summer are just like, I just lay on the bed and I'm like, how? Those people are sociopaths. exactly um You just let the open air touch you. Weird. Weird. Yeah. That's why I can't sleep on planes, because the blanket they give you is so tiny, and it's just like, well, you're expecting me to sleep, just basically like, raw dogging it. Pretty much. Sitting out without a fucking blanket, no thanks. I can't even get cozy. My neck hurts. Would you ever go swimming with sharks?
00:49:13
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Yeah, I think certain circumstances would, like, you know, there's those like, little harmless toothless sharks that you can kind of touch. Oh, those are dolphins, never mind.
00:49:22
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I think that because I've swam in the ocean, I think that, you know, it's kind of like that's a risk you take. um But I wouldn't do it if it were dangerous. But if some if it were like a controlled environment where you get in a tank and these sharks aren't going to go after you, then sure, I'd give it a go. Would you be a little bit like where that you you get in a cage and there's great whites just like swimming around? um If that were like my first experience like with any sort of breathing app apparatus and like going into the deep ocean, probably not. But if I had done some scuba diving and like kind of
00:49:57
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experienced baby steps up to that maybe, but I just don't know if it could be like, all right, Kate, today's the day you're going to put on a wetsuit and have a breathing tank and go deep into the ocean. Good luck. No, probably not. You? um I think I freak out. I have done scuba diving and I got taught to scuba dive, but in a swimming pool when I was younger. um And I then later on went out snorkeling in a little cove and basically had a panic attack. Like, you know, when you look in the water, it was like finding Nemo. You just saw a bunch of shit. Loads of fish, like, you know, loads of aqua life. And I just, I don't know, it freaked me out. And I was like, I need to get out. I need to get out. I need to get out. So seeing a shark, I'd probably shit myself.
00:50:49
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Well, they'd probably be alone because I don't think they like shit. true They like blood, so yeah as long as I've got no colon issues, she'll be fine. yeah ye No, I think that's the problem with the ocean is there's like so many unknown creatures and things there that that makes it kind of scary. and i also like you know, s swimming lakes and ponds and rivers and it's like something touched me, yeah something touched me. Oh my God. I mean, you remember that from when we went to the lake? Yeah. It just, you we forced me in because it was your birthday. I was like, I really don't want to. And then I just stayed on that blow up, not the blow up thing, like the big floaty map. Oh yeah. Yeah. So, so, you know, I don't love things touching me either. I like being in the water, but on a thing. Yes. I agree. Give me a lilo and I'm fine. A what?
00:51:36
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A lilo? I don't know what that is. What? It's like one of those blow up beds that you float on in a pool. Oh, okay. Yeah, like a pool float. Yeah, sure. Okay. Pool raft. Pool raft? I don't know. I just never heard lilo. That's a new one for me. I like it though. That's what we call it. Lilo. If you could compete in, this is very topical, in any Olympic sport, which one would you pick? I was going to say napping, but that's not true because I can't really nap anymore. This year they've introduced break dancing and I am all for that. Oh, I didn't know that. I wouldn't be able to do that either. But, uh, shit, if I could make up my own floor. We could just put you on the floor. I'll just spin you. Yeah. I'm your, I'm your top. Yeah. You're my spinning top. I will win gold. Probably. I, uh.
00:52:27
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So when I ran track, I used to do hurdles and I wasn't too terrible. So if I were in peak form and trained, maybe that, um but if I could make up my own sport, it'd probably be like sticks and cups or cat wrangling or or sitting, just sitting for a while. I can waltz it for a really long time. Yeah, that'd be good. Again, endurance-based. Yeah. How about you? um
00:52:58
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Again, at school I was quite good at long jump, but I don't think, you know, I i was compared to the other students in my school, not at a competitive level. um I also used to do gymnastics and i that's the only sport I actually enjoy watching in the Olympics. Yeah, gymnastics is great, they are insane. they are outside. Like the mat routines where they can literally do a jump and like twist like four times in the air and then land. I'm like, you didn't even need to jump trampoline on that. You just jumped from the floor. What the fuck are your legs made out of springs? Yeah. So. Yeah. Crazy shot.
00:53:38
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I think if we're assuming that we were able to train like the Olympic athletes, we can pick a thing that maybe we had some skill in. So for you, sure, maybe everyone at your school sucked at long jump but and you were average compared to the rest of the world. But let's say you, you know, you continue to train and practice and be good, then you can, you can do long jump. I'm going to allow it. Oh, thank you. I'll take it. Um, how many tabs are currently open on your phone?
00:54:09
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Oh, I think there's a lot, which is not normal for me, but 43. Do you, are you talking about internet browser tabs? Are you talking? Oh, yeah. 43. Nice. How about you? I thought mine was in the same ballpark, but I've actually only got 30 because I think I went through and. Close on. Yeah. There's some, you know, had opened for like a few years. I'm like, Oh, that'll be handy. And then I thought actually I've never fucking looked at that since. So I'm just going to get rid of it. And I absolutely refuse to use bookmark.
00:54:39
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Yeah, fuck that. Now I'm deleting them. I'm like, oh, oh, oh, okay.
00:54:46
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I have my Myrtle up. I have something from the video game I was playing up. I have an article about Aquatennial, which was this past weekend. I have
00:54:58
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A bunch of other stuff I'm not going to read. Some closed websites, Reddit. Anyway. Okay. Yeah. So cool. That was a fun off like cat gotcha one. Um, should we do a couple more? Yeah.
00:55:20
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Um, um, um, um, have you ever given yourself a haircut in a fit of rage? No. you I once cut my fringe. In a fit of rage though?
00:55:37
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um sort of. I was pissed off because I think I wasn't allowed to get bangs on a fringe as we call it. So I thought I'm gonna do it myself. And then they can't do anything about it. yeah um But what happened is I did one side and then I did the other side and they were wonky. So I cut a little bit off the a other side and then it was still wonky so I just kept how in Did you have baby bangs? No, I just had a tuft on the top of my head, like I was sprouting a flower or grass. How old were you?
00:56:18
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um
00:56:21
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but About eight or nine, I think. And I actually managed to hide it for a good few days because I just put a headband on my head and just kept it at the front. And then after a few days, I think my mum noticed the little tufts coming through. I was like, what have you done to your hair? I was like, nothing, nothing, nothing at all. understandable because you were so young, but where you should have stopped was after the initial cut and they're fucked because your mom would have had no choice but to take you somewhere to get them fixed. I don't expect your brain to think- I was scared of being told off, so I was like, I'm just going to keep going. Yeah. I have cut my hair when I was younger because I think that is a rite of passage for children, but it wasn't enough at a rate. It was just more like, what's going to happen if I did it in the back? You can't see it.
00:57:07
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Yes. And I think some mams like, what the fuck? Okay. It's happened. Takes me to the hairstylist and she's kind of like, well, on one hand, you know, it wasn't in the front. So it's not like immediately obvious, but there's not a lot I can do back here. You're just going to have to wait till that grows. Yep. Like this weird fucked up little like cowlick back here now. Yep. But yeah, it was an interranger. It was just like, hmm, clink. I wonder what's going to happen here.
00:57:38
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yeah
00:57:42
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Have you ever wanted to start a podcast? No, hate it. Okay. Do you have any interest whatsoever in climbing Mount Everest?
00:57:58
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nope don't really want to see all the dead bodies on my way up either nope i don't understand but no adrenaline junkies i think yeah like so fucking dangerous i get like the first person like before anyone did it like being the first person to climb out Everest amazing feat, incredible challenge. Why are people still doing it? There's so many dead bodies up there. It's so dangerous. Yeah, there's green boots right at the first big part. It's like, oh, it's green boots. We made it just this dead guy with green boots. Yeah. Even getting to what they call the base camp, which isn't at the base at all. I think that's where green boots is. That's fucking dangerous in itself. I just don't know why people do that. What are you trying to prove, mate?
00:58:45
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Yeah, no, especially because it's like, yeah, a lot of other people have done it. More people have died. So do you want to be a person who tried it and died? Because that's kind of pathetic. You could just not try it and not die. Yeah. That seems like the better option to me. Yeah. Green Boots is a body of an unidentified climber that became a landmark of the main Northeast Ridge route of Mount Everest. Yeah, like they use people's bodies as landmarks to like yeah work out where they are. That's fucked up, man. Well, they've identified him, I think. His name is... I wonder if it's because of all the melt that they're able to like kind of go up and eventually identify him. What have they all got? To swing Paljor. Oh, he's only 28.
00:59:33
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And also, sorry i call death zone don't go to the death zone go to the deathaf zone because sorry go ahead her name is but so um yeah I don't think the Sherpas get enough credit. You hear all these people that conquered Everest and it's like the Sherpas that do that every fucking day. Tourists, if you want to call them that. yeah Like they're doing it. They're putting their lives at risk. For you. For you. And no one recognises that. So you can do it once. It's like I've done it 64 times. Yeah. I almost died half of those times. Yeah. Well, there we go. Yeah. Well, I feel like I know you so well. Me too. And I like you. You don't like me. Let's do this again. No, I like you. Oh, you do. Let's do this again sometime. Sounds like a play on style. That was fun.
01:00:23
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um Would you like to work out if someone's an arsehole? Yeah, you know what? I think I could be up for that. It sounds like fun. This one's going to... Well, I won't say any more. Okay. Am I the arsehole for refusing to sign anything why my eyes are while my eyes are blindfolded? okay Ever since I got out of the hospital for chronic problems, my husband has been introducing me to some games every evening. One game used to be about doing puzzles while my eyes were blindfolded, involving puzzles, Rubik's cubes, shaped objects, etc, etc. And we'd take turns just to do it for entertainment. A couple of days ago, he's been trying to get me to sign papers while wearing a blindfold.
01:01:18
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I refused to do it just because he never lets me take a look at what I'm signing either before or after. He says that he was just trying to see if I could leave the same signature every time I sign, but I couldn't help feeling uncomfortable. I told him I don't want to play this game unless and until he shows me the papers first and he said never mind then and stop bringing it up. Last night he tried to convince me to give it a try and even volunteered to go first. I asked if he was going to show me what I was going to sign and he made a face and said no, it's the rules and I should respect them. I refused and he kept going on about how I keep acting worried and suspicious for no reason. He said I clearly don't trust him and he was hurt by finding out now after everything we've been through.
01:02:08
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We had an argument and I told him to drop it and not bring it up again, period. He was mad, despite saying it was no big deal. And he was obviously upset at me and kept talking about how I don't trust him and that I was out of line to assume or suspect anything from him like this. I might be paranoid, but I couldn't help it. I don't think I was TA to him after he... Ah, thank you. I don't think I was the asshole to him after he stood by my side when my own family didn't even visit. That's it. i else so My face.
01:02:47
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and As you talked about that, I can see it's just like, what the fuck, uh, ma'am. This man is trying to get you to sign life insurance papers so he can murder you. You need to run not walk away from him because like, I'm sorry. I'm hearing he's trying to get you more willing to do this by getting you to play games, blindfolded. trying to say it's your signature, not letting you see before or after. unwilling making These are the rules the of the thing that you made up arbitrarily. ah and This isn't a law. like what I would be so concerned if, and then when you don't trust me after everything we've been through, that's fucking gaslighting. like This person is trying to get you to sign something that is a not a benefit for you.
01:03:34
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No. Otherwise he'd just tell you and show you. Yeah. Like what the fuck? Red flag, red flag, red flag. Yes. Big, big, big red flags. I'm so concerned for this person that he's trying to murder her or get her to sign some sort of will or something. Like I just, what the fuck dude? I'd be, I don't know, I'm calling the police. I think my husband's trying to murder me. I don't know. yeah Oh my God. Not the asshole no at all. Don't sign shit that you can't see, let alone can't read.
01:04:08
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Yeah, fuck that. Top comment. Not the arsehole, not the arsehole, not the arsehole. This is extremely suspicious. Obviously, he wants you to sign something important. Financial documents, loan, will, property, divorce papers. List could be endless. Do not sign anything blindfolded. And I would add on, do not sign on any blank paper from now on. who Just don't sign anything ever again. No, just don't. And change your signature in case he's got it from you. he's just He's gonna just forge her signature, dude, and then deal with the consequences. God, what the fuck? I know. What the actual fuck? Anyone think she's the asshole? Just sign it, you bitch. Just sign it. It's probably her husband, not the husband. He's just trying to play a game with you. Stop being so bitchy.
01:04:59
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earth Wow. Someone said... Go ahead. Someone said, like,
01:05:07
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or a suicide note, oh fuck. um So this person said like, I would agree to the game in quotes and sign with a fake name like Katniss Everdeen, or with handwriting that's completely different to my normal signature. The moment- His signature. Yeah, at the moment I'm about to finish the signature, I'd rip the blindfold off and look over the paper. So I wouldn't have time to take it away. And even if he manages to take it away, before I see this signature, ah before I see it the signature would be completely fake and he couldn't do anything with it. Or say yes. Pretend that you will sign and take the papers, get rid of the blindfold without signing anything and just look at the fucking papers. Not the asshole. I wouldn't trust him either. ah Not about signing anything without signing it, especially not when he's being so pushy and persistent about it. Red flag, I think you're in for a hell of a wake up and I hope you'll update us.
01:06:01
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Yeah, that's a good point. like At this point, I really would want to know what the fuck he was up to, and I would be like, fine. um so What's going to happen here? like You're going to blindfold me, I'm going to sit here, you're going to hand me a pen, you're going to put something in front of me, and then I would be like getting ready to sign it, and then i just like put so he couldn't yank it. and Because I would be like, what the fuck do you want me to sign? Yeah, the fuck, mate. like People in the comments are like seriously worried.
01:06:28
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No, seriously, it's so bizarre that you can't help but think the worst. h Especially when he's like, nevermind then,
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01:06:37
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you can't see. Because it's a very reasonable thing to ask yeah for a game that he made up. Very worried. And I hope she's okay. I hope she fucking got out of that situation. Yeah, I hope there's an update. If you can bookmark that or something so you see it, do it. Yeah, I'll try and find it. Is this one of the older ones though? Oof. Yeah, I'll have a look and see if... Matt, if you're listening and there's an update, send it to me. He's really good about that. Oh, good. Oh, there we have it. Creepy. Yeah. ah Not the asshole. He's and a serial killer. Yeah.
01:07:16
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you Well, on that note, the summary of the world's horrible Gemma and I got to know each other a little bit and someone out there is trying to kill their wife.
01:07:34
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What a of episode 55 of Talking Shit with Jäger Britt. Thank you for listening.
01:07:43
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01:08:24
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01:09:11
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True. Well, it was good talking to you. Angie, yeah, I enjoyed it far enough. See you next time. Yeah, me too. That was seductive. See you next time. See you next time when I try to get you to sign your suicide note so I can murder you and make it look like a suicide. As long as it's a game, I'm in. All right, well, good talking to you. Angie.