Introduction to Fructuous Friday Finance
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It's Fructuous Friday Finance.
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Every Friday, one of our experts answers your personal finance questions.
Planting Fructuous Money Seeds Metaphor
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Hey, America, are you ready to plant Fructuous Money Seeds?
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Let's start digging.
Meet the Expert: Caleb McGill
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I'm Caleb McGill, your FFF expert today.
Apology for Past Episode Incident
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Let me start by apologizing for A.J. Brown's blatant attack on the Target Corporation last week.
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Let me say, here at f FFF, we love our sponsors more than our self-worth. Okay, let's get to the show.
Advice for New Graduates Entering Job Market
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Here's a question from Sarah Roberts in Tempe, Arizona.
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Hi FFF, my name is Sarah and I'll be graduating from college soon. Do you have any advice for college graduates entering the job market?
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Hello Sarah. Entering the workforce is an exciting time, but let me be blunt with you. People are motivated by one thing, sex, money, and power. That may sound like three things, but I assure you it's only one thing, and that one thing is called semopoe.
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When you sit across the table from a hiring manager, remember the word semopoe. When you're shaking the hand of the CEO at your first job, think Semopo. That CEO is going to look at you like a piece of meat, and he's hungry for sex, money, and power.
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But don't get confused, Sarah, because it's not three things he wants. It's just one thing, and it's called Semopo. Good luck on your job search.
Conclusion and Gratitude
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The Fructuous Friday Finance Show has come to an end. Until next time, thank you, America.