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Speaker: OMG! So my friend Melinda and I were in Puerto Rico on business. Melinda is so great, she's always ready for fun. So we're at this authentic restaurant on our second night with these two Puerto Rican guys. Oh damn!
Speaker: Wait, let me back up. The first night we had a meeting with a custom home builder that specializes in beachfront homes on stilts. After the meeting, Melinda was like, those contractor guys were kinda cute, we should go out with them. hell yeah I'm like, what? Are you crazy? We're trying to do a real estate deal with those guys. crazy-asss melinda Melinda was like, we're in Puerto Rico, let's have some fun.
Speaker: So we're in the taxi on the way back to our hotel and she calls these contractor guys up and says, you gentlemen want to have dinner with a couple of mainlander gals tomorrow night? Damn.
Speaker: They tell her yes and I'm like, oh shit Melinda. She says, I do this stuff all the time. are you kidding? I'm like, oh my God, what have I gotten myself into? Melinda trying to be a hoe.
Speaker: So the next night we get to the restaurant at about 7 p.m. and we're waiting for these guys to show up. No way. They get there 45 minutes late, but we don't care because Melinda and I are just chatting away.
Speaker: And get this, this is so funny. I can't believe Melinda did this. When the two guys sit down, Melinda shouts out, hey waiter, two more Mai Tais for these hot guys.
Speaker: No freaking way. Crazy ass Melinda. We all cracked up. The look on those guys' faces was priceless. Melinda is so funny.
Speaker: You have to meet her sometime. Damn.
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