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MotWEU Ocu-lus Bravo 6-1: No Time or Reason
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Oooooh dang. It's getting weirder than usual here in the MotWEU. The gang has a close encounter with Eloise. She's hungry and out for vengeance because she was abandoned. Carlton has a crisis of conscience, Eva experiences a revival, Jim John needs to cut some little slacks, Colby has a hunch about alternate realities, and Slappy takes a bite out of time.
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Transcript
Kobe's Return and Team Introductions
00:00:00
Speaker
you
00:00:49
Speaker
Kobe back Yes, Kobe is
Monster of the Week Universe Setup
00:00:52
Speaker
back. And so are we good morning. Good afternoon and good evening My name is Adam ladies gentlemen nonbinaries out there in the world the universe alternate realities This is role player and we're back with Bravo team in the monster of the week extended motherfucking universe So let's just get right into it because a bunch of shit we have to do today So let's go to Justin. Who are you plugging? Sleepy sleeping Pete. No one dummy. Oh
00:01:16
Speaker
Sick. Let's just keep it all that short, guys. Rosie, who are you playing? Girden. Nice. Sarah, let's keep it going. Eh. Nice. And then we've got Dan.
00:01:35
Speaker
Perfect. Perfect. And then last but certainly not least, our guest host, not host, guest, just our guest.
Oculus Chaos and Carlton's Struggle
00:01:42
Speaker
We have John. Hey, I'm playing Kobe the flake. That was like the best fucking intro ever. Hit the music. Oh, I was just kind of there. Yeah, episode over. Episode done. Mic drop. See you next week. Thanks, David. Wow.
00:02:05
Speaker
All right. So, oh, fuck, I got to get fucking roll 20 open. There we go. OK. Oh, my God, that was so funny. OK, so what are we doing? What's happening in this universe? Things, things are happening. OK, so we are currently in the future and that future is very crazy and there's a lot of crazy things happening.
Eloise's Encounter and Carlton's Offerings
00:02:32
Speaker
So
00:02:32
Speaker
You all are currently in the Oculus headquarters. Carlton and Eloise are near Dim in a hallway where Carlton just stopped Eloise from trying to eat Dim and said that they could feed her a bunch of magical items that are currently in the warehouse. But Carlton also has a dark thing that's happening to him inside of his brain.
00:02:56
Speaker
And in the other room, all the rest of the gang are like, hey, free items in the warehouse. And so you guys are going to do that because of reasons to feed Eloise and maybe feed your own greedy means. And yeah, Kobe's there too, because she's from another time. So we're told she
Colby's Heist at the Warehouse
00:03:16
Speaker
has no choice. So and another universe. So she is she has justified in herself. Anything she takes will no longer be gone when they fixing so.
00:03:25
Speaker
She's not really stealing anything. Yeah, this one exists anymore once she leaves, right? Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's what these that's what these always tell themselves. Yeah, they're not going to miss this. OK, so let's go over real quickly to the group in the warehouse. So there is Eva Slappy Pete Colby, and we've got Jim John the Arcanist all in Nikolai's area getting ready to go to the warehouse. Take it away.
00:03:57
Speaker
Things I think I think I just I just you know, Jim John. We should run there. Yeah Just written out of the room booking it. Yeah, okay. So just you float
00:04:11
Speaker
The door shuts in your face, Eva. Oh, no. Actually, can I roll to do that? No, I'm just kidding. If there's no one else there, I will chlorate and open the door for myself and then slip back through and go hologram again. Have you been able to do that this whole time? No, I just recently took in kapoori. Oh, I was going to say. I had the opposite effect for a hologram.
00:04:36
Speaker
gotcha okay perfect uh okay uh colby are you also following along i'm following along and as i'm hauling along i pull off i'm pulling stuff off of shelves and just shoving it in my backpack just miscellaneous stuff that's like here in nikolai's lab yes as you're running towards the warehouse i feel like she takes this is where she gets the faithful and useless um night vision goggles
00:05:00
Speaker
Sure.
Warehouse Chaos and Magic Escapades
00:05:01
Speaker
He's like, what the fuck are you're stealing my shit? What? And then you just disappear to the other fucking nickel. I was yelling curse words at you as you guys leave. So you guys make your way down the corridor and you see a set of stairs that go some up. I know up even. Do you take them? There's also an elevator. Do you take the elevator? Oh, no. Stairs are faster.
00:05:26
Speaker
I'm gonna like grab one of Jim Jim John's like robe Don't worry because I have a plan To do something beyond Human capabilities, okay, which is four steps at a time. Yeah
00:05:51
Speaker
If he succeeds, I see him do that. I definitely don't want him to do that. You know, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim
00:06:17
Speaker
Hmm trust your heart so trust your gut does what again? It's I roll I roll I roll I roll I Bro plus weird right plus weird
00:06:29
Speaker
All right. Hey, why don't you go ahead and do that? We'll just see what happens between you and Jim John doing your thing. So Jim John rolled a 10 for weird. Let's see what Colby rolls for her. My app is being weird. What does it look like when you cast a spell on yourself, Jim John? Jim John's legs just extend out a little bit longer so he can get that fourth step. So he shows a bit more league under his robes.
00:06:56
Speaker
Um, they're both viable options, but you see as you're like trusting your gut on which way to go, you see Jim John just like inhumanly leaping four stairs as, as Slappy Pete catches onto the tail of his rope and rides up the steps with him.
Comedic Elevator vs. Stairs Adventure
00:07:16
Speaker
Kobe's going to take the elevator. Okay. She's not magical. She can't jump that far.
00:07:24
Speaker
Okay. Even it'll just float down the gap in the stairwell, so she don't even have to bother with the stairs. We'll see, but they're going up though. Up, up. I forgot. Hi, Ben.
00:07:39
Speaker
Ordinarily, you would be right that the warehouse is down, but you guys are all the way down where Nikolai's place is, which is like the base level of the fucking building. I was like, wait, what? So, I mean, you would be right in most cases, but in this one, you have to go up from Nikolai's place. Okay, I start to go down, remember where we are, and then continue going out there, passing everyone. You didn't see that.
00:07:59
Speaker
All right, very good. So you go up the stairs, and Colby's waiting patiently for the elevator to show up. It takes a couple seconds, Colby, but it finally gets there. As you hear, it's like steps are being hopped every few seconds up the stairwell. And you open the elevator, and it looks pristine as all hell in there, Colby. It's beautiful in there. It looks like someone's been keeping really good care of it.
00:08:27
Speaker
I think Colby sees this and they get inside the elevator. And then they think about what happened the last time she broke off from the group. So she's priming her shotgun just to be ready. In case she needs to shoot as soon as the door opens upstairs. Perfect. All right. The door shuts in front of you, Colby. And you hear some really cool R&B playing, like really nice, chill R&B.
00:08:58
Speaker
I think she takes out her phone and records some of it. She doesn't know if this music exists in her universe. Maybe she can get away from putting it on Spotify. Dang, even stealing from music. Napster genius over here.
00:09:14
Speaker
So as you're doing that, we cut to the folks running up the stairs. Floating. In floating. Jim John with Slappy Pete occasionally bouncing off the stairs. Clack. Clack. Clack. You make your way up to the next floor and you see the big large metal gates that separate you from the warehouse to all wonderful warehouse
00:09:43
Speaker
It has all the wonderful trinkets and magical items in it. And you see Eloise's desk just on the other side of this, this caged fence. What do you do? Can I squeeze through? No, that's a cage. That's a cage. And can, can Eva be like, um, if I turn off for a moment, would you be able to throw my device through a little gap in the cage and I'll turn back on and let you guys back in?
00:10:14
Speaker
Yeah, sure. Sounds like a plan. Okay. She blinks out and a little device drops to the floor. Okay. Pushes it in there. Okay. Blinks back on. Perfect. Okay. You're on the other side now. It's still really dark in here. Save for your glow. My lovely radiant glow. Yeah. Your radiant glow. Yeah. And you open the door. Yeah.
00:10:43
Speaker
could chlorate for a moment, my hand, and just I'm not going to open the door. Well, when you go to do that, you realize it wasn't locked.
00:10:55
Speaker
Just start making some noises kink kink kink kink Wow is a tough one guys Yeah, so you pull the gate open and then you come in and you see you like for the faint glow You see Eloise's desk where she has all her clipboards and everything It's seen better days in here. It's not great
00:11:17
Speaker
But you kind of see that the layout from what you can see is still pretty much what you remember. All the different gems and guns and weapons, all sorts of in their own little filings and color codings and shit like that. What do you do? Oh, by the way, you're being.
00:11:33
Speaker
and then Kobe the elevator. Kobe comes walking out of the elevator with shotgun drawn. But when you walk out the elevator, you realize you never pushed the floor. So the door opened up eventually. Then you walked back out the same door.
00:11:51
Speaker
You just hear from downstairs, shut up a bitch. And Colby starts heading up the stairs. Okay. Yeah. Just got the elevator away from the door to shut. Okay. Um, so she runs up the stairs. So you hear, you hear that. Um, so Jim, John, you were going to do something. What were you doing? Looking for stuff with flapping people.
00:12:15
Speaker
looking for stuff while it's very dark in here.
Carlton's Dark Influence and Group Tension
00:12:18
Speaker
You're not seeing a whole lot. If there is a light source, technically, would ever also have any knowledge of what is currently or any of the items that are stored in here?
00:12:32
Speaker
I mean maybe you've probably like done a couple missions and had to come and get some stuff I don't know if you know all of the things but you probably remember some of the stuff that might be helpful for us I mean but we could also you know
00:12:47
Speaker
prepare ourselves for other things, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Do you want to use my past life? Yeah, okay. Yeah. Well, Jim, John, and Slappy are kind of rummaging through trinkets. I cast dancing lights. Dancing lights. I wrote an A. It's an A on past life, so that's about one question from that skill. Yeah, one of the questions from the list.
00:13:15
Speaker
All right, go ahead and go do that whole thing. So you get one question. What did a past life discover about topic? What does a past life do? I want what important hidden secret can a past life show me the way to? I would I would like a very helpful magic item. Keep a secret magic item.
00:13:45
Speaker
I see. The warm stone. Interesting. Um, yeah, actually probably the best things I got down here are the, are the necklaces that they only give to like people they trust, which is a teleportation pendants. So, um, that's the ones that like everybody like feels like they're at their, you know, they know they've made it when you're allowed to get one of those. Well, Eva will float in that direction and let them just tell them, take whatever you want.
00:14:12
Speaker
from the shelves, but I think there's something we should probably take for us.
00:14:26
Speaker
I'm sorry, you'll have to repeat yourself a little slower. I was unable to make out what you said, but if you're weird, do you know where the amulets are? Oh, the amulets. Yes, this way. That's where I'm going. It sounded like they said demolits and I was like, what the fuck? Kobe kind of stumbles into the room with goggles on now.
00:14:54
Speaker
Yeah, you can see way better than the rest of them at the moment. Looking like a ghost buster. Yeah, like it's like Splinter Cell. Hmm. Yeah. So Jim John, what are you doing since you made it up here first? Jim John is looking for. Components to be able to utilize his bigger magic. Oh, I see. For how about you roll a sharp roll? OK, sharp.
00:15:23
Speaker
Yeah, to see, you know, if you're able to rummage through with, you know, what you know, and what lighting you have to find what you're looking for. Yeah, just checking. Usually Eloise was the one that tells everybody where to go and where everything is. And there's usually like people that work there that can kind of keep stuck. I don't know. Is it only Eloise knows? Is it made of paper?
00:15:46
Speaker
It might have been on a gadget, might have been on a piece of machinery because it is Oculus in advance. It's all dusty. 12. Give me one on one. That's a 12-er. That's a 12-er. I'm not going to tell you specifically what you find. I'll just leave that up to you as long as you don't go too crazy with it. That guano.
00:16:06
Speaker
Yeah, like, you know, iguana penis, you know, like, um, which is brewing herbs. I have, which is brew, which hazel, uh, bewitched temporal energy crystal. Here we go. Uh, maybe not that there's an M portal energy crystal that you find. You don't know what that does, but you find that, um, the big suck 2000.
00:16:32
Speaker
Yes. You get the, yeah, you get the, you get the, the, you get, you find a nudie mag that's got a bunch of like runes written all through it. The ceramics machine. Yep. Yep. All that, you know, the George Foreman grill, the original still works. Hey, you need a George Foreman to perform some of your better.
00:16:52
Speaker
I hate that the nudie mag mag with ruins actually makes sense when you consider some some some magical rituals involved sex so this is like someone figured out a hack
00:17:05
Speaker
Yeah, just shove your thing into this rune. Wank with, literally wank with the Nunu magazine. Right. Right. Slap your pee. You're also up here. What are you doing? I'm trying to get my hand on one of them. So you're following Eva then? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so you're all you're doing that. Kobe, you just came up here with light vision goggles that you found in Nikolai's lab. What are you doing?
00:17:31
Speaker
I'm looking for the most dangerous looking thing here. I'm not magical. I just have a shotgun. The rest of these are like, there's a walking puppet, there's a magic man, there's a hologram. I think he's not sure what Carlton is.
00:17:55
Speaker
No one knows the girls it is. She's just looking for something because she knows there's a witch. And even though they're trying to do trying to go the quote unquote, the peaceful route, she's just preparing for genocide route.
00:18:12
Speaker
Just in case. Yeah, I mean, you'd find it easier than most, but there is a section that's labeled kind of like a Walmart or like a grocery store where there's a sign hanging above that says where shit is. And it shows weaponry over to the right, to the east end of the building. So if you're looking for weapons, that's where you want to go.
00:18:33
Speaker
I think she just calls out, weapons are this way. It just rides into the darkness. Once you make a sharp roll real quick, see how good you are at finding shit. And see if anything has survived all of the madness of Oculus.
Confrontation with Eloise
00:18:52
Speaker
It's a niner. Yeah, I'd say you probably find for the most part. Yeah, you find like a few like, you know, there's there's melee weapons, smashing weapons, swords, blades, throwing stars, guns. There's a bazooka over there that just says, do not touch on it. There's like assorted like bombs, things like that over there. It's a whole fucking shopping spree over there. All right. I think I think she goes and takes the shroonkins.
00:19:21
Speaker
Shurikens, okay, right on right on that works. So I have throwing nice in the options. I think that works as a perfect and those are those are magical shurikens as You pick them up into the case and you they have like a little bit of a like a pink glow to them And yeah, they you can tell them's them's gonna hurt magical creatures as well
00:19:45
Speaker
Okay, cool. Let's go over to real quick Eva and slide repeat, and then we'll go over to see what Carlton's doing after that. So Carlton, prepare. We'll be with you in a moment. Eva, what are you doing? There they are. Nice. How high is the shelf? Taller than you. Give me one of them. Clack, clack, clack, clack.
00:20:12
Speaker
Yeah, so you find like, you find like, this like glass unit that's like, kind of like reflecting your light, Eva. And you can see that there are two of those bad boys just dangling in there, like they're like these purple gems with like a pink outline, like a pink, like, like a casing, holding them there, it's like a golden chain. And it says and it says, advanced personnel only. What do you do?
00:20:43
Speaker
Either we'll be thinking technically she is advanced technology. So would that make her advanced personnel? I mean, I don't know. That's up to you, but no one else is here.
00:20:58
Speaker
Are you processing information? Give me one of them, come on. Has it computerized the device, the casing that's holding them? Is it locked? Is it, you know, can I just literally open it or? Yeah, that is up to you to try. I'm not going to tell you anything until you do something. You haven't tried anything. It's just a glass case. A glass case? Okay. I'll cooperate and go to open the glass case. Okay. Uh, it doesn't open.
00:21:29
Speaker
Was it locked? Yeah, is it locked? Yeah. Oh my God. Oh, I'll blast this glass. Don't worry. Watch out. I'll stand back. Are you going to shoot the glass? She's not going to stop me. I'll stand back. I mean. Okay. Roll, kick some ass on the glass. Okay. Pick the glasses out. Just to kick some glass. Yeah. Just give you a chance to roll. We're not doing that. I can't use weird for my gun, right?
00:21:56
Speaker
I mean technically it says I mean, I know we weren't doing that but I went back and looked at it It says anytime you roll kick some ass it still doesn't make sense to me that weird would also be your kick ass But it says it does say when you roll kick some ass, I guess you could use weird. Yeah I don't get it, but the verbiage is there so I don't have a reason to say no to it It was bullets never seen a magic bullet. Well, baby. Yeah, but hey sure I have an advance on I have an advance of kicks mass. So I would like to
00:22:26
Speaker
I would like to suffer no harm at all. I'm so glad you said that. Because you shoot that glass. And it doesn't break on the first shot. And like the bullet ricochets. I died. I'd like to point out that I had an corporeal again.
00:22:46
Speaker
Okay. What about your hollow? It hits your device. What are the odds of that? It's tiny. Astronomical. Carefully, the walls are shooting at us. Yeah, and you guys hear like a gunshot ring out like in the warehouse that you guys are shopping. Yeah, so after a couple more shots.
00:23:11
Speaker
No, you're fine. I want to point out I have 10 HP, so nurse. Okay. When you shoot that, it doesn't shatter the glass. Just after a couple of shots, the bullet goes through the glass. Just like a little hole that you put in there. Finger. It's your time to shine.
00:23:36
Speaker
So you gotta shove your finger through the hole? Hold me up, Eloise. Can you hold me up? Is there a latch on the inside? Eloise, it's not her. It's not her. It's not her. It's not her. It's not her. It's not her. It's not her. It's not her. It's not her. It's not her. It's not her. It's not her. It's not her. It's not her. It's not her. It's not her. It's not her. It's not her. It's not her. It's not her. It's not her. It's not her. It's not her. It's not her. It's not her. It's not her. It's not her. It's not her. It's not her. It's not her. It's not her. It's not her. It's not her. It's not her. It's not her. It's not her. It's not her. It's not her.
00:24:05
Speaker
Cool. I'm going to pop my finger out into the hole, pop it off and wiggle over to the latch and try and flip it up open. Okay. Yeah. I'd say it's probably easy enough. You have the ability to do that. Yeah. Uh, yeah. And it opens outwards towards you and you hear, Oh, finger return. It returns like a little interworm reach out and grab one. Okay. You only grab one. I'm like, I'm only, I'm only one guy.
00:24:35
Speaker
Okay. Either we'll take the other one. Okay. Just remember if you put that on and you go incorporeal, it might fall off. Yeah. Unless you're going to give that to somebody. I'm going to give it to someone else. Okay. So you put that medallion on Slappy Pete and it hangs pretty low on you. My knees, maybe. Bling, bling. Yeah. Got them rocks.
00:25:00
Speaker
Yeah, so you guys have a couple of uh, so you guys are doing those Jim John is getting his big magic items Colby is currently picking up ninja stars and small that's happening we go over
00:25:14
Speaker
Carlton Carlton, I'll check
Eloise's Attack and Group's Escape
00:25:17
Speaker
a wow. Wow. Yeah, I'll check a wow. Wow. Merryweather So Carlton you were currently standing with Eloise and she's looking at you with like a look of like shock on her face Cuz you just kind of like stopped moving and said some very strange things out loud That this will do nicely and she's just like why I
00:25:44
Speaker
What are you doing? I got to eat. Carlton just kind of blanks for a little bit and then looks down at Eloise and then remembers that. Oh, you know, yes, we must get you to the to the warehouse. Follow me. The moment she turns her back on, you kill her. But we can absorb her magic, Carlton. We can become an immortal lich, absorb the powers of a lich, me and you.
00:26:16
Speaker
Well, I already have some powers of my own. I don't think I can do that. You don't think so? I believe in you, Carlton. No, I mustn't. Surely there is another- Oh, another lich in this time period? Really? I've snooped around in your thoughts already, Carlton. You've had quite the adventures. Do you really think that there is another lich here? I... I... There must.
00:26:45
Speaker
Can I? You want to roll a charm against him? Yeah, I was going to say, is there a way I can maybe? Yeah, you can try to manipulate him back. You can try to reason with him. All right, that's a charm roll, right? Yeah, it's a charm roll. Oh, fuck. I'm going to. Are you sure? Remember what your luck does if you want to use it.
00:27:12
Speaker
Bow chicka wow wow. All these tough choices. All right, I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna keep this three. Okay. Yeah, you feel your like as as Eloise is kind of like running ahead, you can feel your hands kind of start to form, like this energy reaching towards her as she steps in front of you.
00:27:34
Speaker
And you hear the voice again, and he says, listen, I've already got it cocked and loaded, kid. All you got to do is pull the trigger. I mean, I'll do it for you if you want. How do you feel about that?
00:27:48
Speaker
I can't. I can't. How? Tell me how it works. How what works? How I kill her and take our powers for us? And how will you take these powers? How does it? Well, I have necromantic energy coursing through me and thus through you. And she is but just a necromantic monster, really. It would be a very easy transition to pull from her into you. Well, into us.
00:28:17
Speaker
It would take but a few minutes. And you would be immortal. We would be immortal. But what if I don't want to be immortal with you? I'd much rather be immortal with her. Well, that's too bad there, kid. And you can see your left hand starts to reach out in front of you as well, and both hands are poised to launch some sort of spell at her. And she turns back and looks at you, and she's like,
00:28:47
Speaker
What? Really? We're doing- See, I thought that you gave a shit about me, Carlton, but you don't. I should've just fucking eaten you and I had the chance. Can you handle it? Yeah, why don't you roll plus weird to see if you can break free in time before this attack is launched to her. Okay. Big ol' fat 12. Good shit.
00:29:11
Speaker
So like you see you see like she has a little bit of like kind of like a concerned look in her eyes and like her eyes are turning as like the sadness turns to blackness her eyes to go like a really dark black and she looks at you like she's about to lunge and then you disappear. Where do you go? I think I disappear. Okay, everyone. So you show up in the like, who specifically are you? Are you? Are you teleporting to?
00:29:41
Speaker
I think at this point Jim John would be the person... I think I would... Slappy actually would be the person I would be most familiar with at the time. You show up in front of Slappy Pete who is currently putting a medallion on his neck. Your arms are still outstretched and you hear the voice says, alright fine, I'll do him.
00:30:06
Speaker
And so a big swath of energy comes out of your hands Carlton and it's like these kind of like black tenderly hands like whipped through the ground and up and they grab a hold of Slappy Pete and just start choking him like and just start looking like they're trying to rip him apart Can I tell it's coming from Jim Joe are from from Carlton
00:30:29
Speaker
Yeah, you can definitely see he has his arms outstretched towards you. Do I still have my gun out? I don't know, did you put it away to put on your necklace? Because you do have little baby doll hands. Yeah, I probably would have put it back in my pocket. Yeah, and Cyber Pete, you're two away from dying. Call you son of a bitch, we have something special!
00:30:53
Speaker
I'm sorry, Slappy, it's not me. Eva, you are there. You're next to Slappy. Oh yeah, so I forgot Jim John. You also see this. Carlton just shows up and you see this big swath of energy coursing out of him. Do you do anything in response, as you see Slappy Pete fucking screaming for his life over there?
00:31:21
Speaker
I'm not touching the bazooka. Oh, shit. Get away from Carlton. Stop. And I'm going to blast Carlton away from Slappy by creating a wall between the two of them. OK, you want to roll weird. So let's see. It's plus fear. I think I got to kick some ass on this one to form the wall as an attack like as a way to separate them.
00:31:52
Speaker
Oh, is that what it is? Yeah, because I have a base of wall and then it is force wind. Uh huh. So basically I'm making a force wall to like chop the tentacles away from the two of them and separate them. So got to roll some kicks and mass using weird. Yeah, yeah, that's fine. Yeah.
00:32:13
Speaker
All right, kick some ass with with the weird to put a wall up. Yeah, back. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:32:41
Speaker
Council of Wizards will have something to say to you later. Yeah, I don't know where the fuck they are right now Wall does one harm magic barrier close gives one armor to slappy
00:32:54
Speaker
Okay, that's plenty enough to like it knocks Carlton back a bit. And then like Carlton you feel for a second you feel like you kind of you see out the corner of your eye you see Rasputin like falls with you. Like he's like a few feet to your left. And as you like kind of tumble backwards from this gust of wind that shows up that blocks you from slappy. He looks over you and he got like shakes his head really quickly. He goes, All right, I'm gonna lie down for a second.
00:33:20
Speaker
Actually, Slappy Pete, you have two armor now from the mixture of the wall. How long does that last? As long as I keep it up. Is that just from that particular protection? OK. I think it's more or less prevent harm from going to Slappy Pete. Right, right. I see what you mean. So Carlton, you are now somewhat free from this interaction. Also, Slappy, you're free. Your potentials let you go. I have my gun out now.
00:33:48
Speaker
Colin, what the hell? I'm trying to yell over the wall of wind. Carlton's just going to be laying there kind of in here. I'll give you something to cry about, you son of a bitch. Just going to continue to lay there. If I lay here. So for the first time, I think you guys can see regret and sadness on Carlton's face in what little lighting there is in here. And as I put my gun at him through the wall of wind, I'm like,
00:34:19
Speaker
Call me Call me by the way call me by the way. Yeah, I mean you just felt like a big old gust of wind like whoosh through this room As you're like holding on to your ninja stars And you see you heard a gunshot and then all sorts of calamity back from behind you Do you investigate or do you
Slappy Pete and Dim's Encounter
00:34:38
Speaker
continue doing? I think call me would go to investigate and
00:34:42
Speaker
Because I have a special power for this situation. Oh, excellent. Also, can I just ask, does anyone else see the Rasputin shade? No. No. No. Can Eva see it with her... No. ...digital eyes? No. Look with your special eyes. Fine. There is no reason narratively that anybody other than Carlton would see him. Yeah.
00:35:11
Speaker
I appreciate you asking though, Sarah. Um, so, uh, Colby, you show up to see the madness of things and stuff and wind and power and guns. What do you do? I think you kind of, she pulls out her shotgun. I'm like, wait, no, I think she pulls out a new ninja stars and goes like, wait, what's going on? What did I miss? Is she here already? And she changed her mind or what?
00:35:36
Speaker
Oh, I think, I think Carl and turned evil was when everybody got changed into timeline. I'm the only one as normal. I thought I started putting my gun at everybody told me and then give him a gun. What's happening around here? Wait, wait, does Slappy actually believe that? Because I have suspicious mind. No, no. If someone lies to me, I know it. Oh, God.
00:36:01
Speaker
No, I don't know what's going on. Slappy don't know shit. Okay. Okay. Can Eva get close to Carlton and investigate a mystery? I mean, it depends. If Eva takes Carlton out on a few excursions, maybe they go have lunch a few times, maybe they get close together. I can entertain that.
00:36:32
Speaker
I like it. All right. All right. Why don't you roll and investigate a mystery? Even she has no problem with this. She'll, she'll, she'll get close to him. Okay. Roll, roll plus sharp then see the play and let's see what you get. And my hands are so clean. What'd you get? Ask me two questions. What do you want to know?
00:36:58
Speaker
What happened here? What sort of creature is it? What can I do? What can hurt it? What does it go? What's it gonna do? And what's being concealed here? What happened? No. What's been concealed here? In regards to what? What's been concealed here? What's going on with Galton?
00:37:24
Speaker
He looks insanely depressed right now, which is very unusual for like normal day, Carlton. Is that what he concealed? Because it seems like he's revealing that himself. Well, I mean, I know what you want to know, but there's no fucking way you would know. I didn't roll a 12. Damn it. If I did, I could have asked him whatever the fuck I wanted.
00:37:47
Speaker
Hey, listen, just because you get the questions doesn't mean you're going to get the answer that you want. Truthfully, he seems like he is struggling with some kind of trauma. He looks like he has genuinely traumatized or shaken by something.
00:38:10
Speaker
Like that, that's like the truthful answer, like from what you could tell just by looking at him. That's what it looks like. What is made you go against your programming? You wouldn't see it. I gesturing towards Slappy. There's no there's no there's no need to waste violence on each other. I'm afraid that
00:38:39
Speaker
We may have lost our chance with Eloise. You said that to Slappy? Well, I was saying that to everybody, but Slappy had it gone out. Right. Okay. Um, so how do you all react to that? No, no, no, no, Adam, I'm, I'm asking though, is the stone still on Carlton's person? It could be, but you don't see it. That could be something that's concealed here.
00:39:05
Speaker
Yeah, you may not want to know where though. Yeah, but how, again, I don't know how she would know that without like stripping the clothes away to see that he has it. Maybe something is kind of hanging out of the pocket or something. Yeah, you just tell her. You just tell her. Yeah, but listen, the way that I play these games is just because you ask doesn't mean you're going to get what you're looking for. Sometimes, just narratively, it doesn't make sense for you to know that. I think Colby calls out, maybe if we tie him up, we can calm her down.
00:39:33
Speaker
and say it was just him. He just said we missed our chance. Isn't that the the glitch person? Isn't that who we were trying to help out? Yeah.
00:39:46
Speaker
I don't understand how tying Kalzin up would come Eloise down. Well, apparently he did the same thing to her. I mean, it makes logical sense, doesn't it? Why would he know that we missed our chance and then try to... I don't want to say that after trying to kill Slappy or attack Slappy. Yeah, what the fuck is up with those tentacles? Or whatever happened. I'm not sure exactly what happened. I just know... I don't know exactly what he did, but Slappy, you said he attacked you, so I'm just going to assume that's what happened.
00:40:16
Speaker
Yeah, that's what happened. Tentacles. Sean covering it, covering it for getting what he actually saw. So you're saying tentacles. Yeah. Carlton, you've never shot tentacles out like that before. What the fuck?
00:40:35
Speaker
No, not to my knowledge, that's a fairly new encounter, but... Is he a Cthulhu? She knows we're in here. I suggest you guys leave as soon as possible. Uh, he's gonna put his gun back in his little jacket pocket, and I'm gonna teleport to Eloise.
00:40:54
Speaker
Oh, do you know where Deloese is? No, but I assume that the thing works like Angel Wings where I teleport to someone I know. You can teleport to a place you want to go, but it does not work like Angel Wings. You can just teleport to a person. You can teleport wherever you want to go. So if you want to teleport to Eloise's like area or where you last saw her, that's one thing, but it is definitely not Angel Wings. Slap it before you go. Let me touch you.
00:41:23
Speaker
Assuming I know how they work, I'm not going to do that then.
00:41:26
Speaker
Yeah, you would you would know. Well, I don't know if you would know that. So I mean, I guess you could try because you've never gotten one. I don't know. Well, I think it's going to assume it works just like Carlton's thing works. And they're going to try and teleport to Eloise. OK. Is that before Jim John touches you? Probably before, because he said that as we were talking about whether or not I knew those things. So he says, let me touch in your. It just disappears. Now, as far as you guys know, a current says you guys just get out of here. He's like, OK.
00:41:59
Speaker
Evil corporate again, pick the necklace back up the one she'd just dropped earlier and hand it over to Jim John. Oh, what's this? Transportation amulet. Oh. Like the one probably sappy teat just utilized. Oh, damn it. Now I don't know where he went. I can find some rope if we still intend to take Elsa out.
00:42:28
Speaker
Probably a good idea, at least his hands. Well, shit, he just spawns out tentacles. It's not like it's going to make much of a damn difference. We can tie the body. I feel like Kobe is already just tying him up with her, with her, um, her, uh, phone power to charge cable slash garage. I could, I could look for magical handcuffs that would keep him tethered to the location he's currently at. Yeah, that might be a good idea actually.
00:42:57
Speaker
So we can't just disappear like Slappy Pete just did. Yeah. Come now, Kobe. That's not quite tight enough. Oh boy. No, it's over, under, under, over. Tighter, tighter.
00:43:19
Speaker
That's my that's my favorite So real quick slap your feet you disappear and you appear I'm assuming you know if you're trying to figure out where she was that you probably teleport to where you know where She attacks you last cuz I don't I guess you could I don't know if you know where else to go So I guess you'd show up where Nikolai is I saw those one step. So I guess maybe that's where my unconscious brain. Oh, yeah, that's true That's true. You could do that. Yeah, you could teleport up there. And so you teleport you're in a stairwell
00:43:49
Speaker
Um, and, uh, you hear, you hear a very faint, Oh God, who's that fucking kill me? Who's that? Just kill me. What, how, what can I see here? Uh, it's pretty dark. Let's make out the bloody body of this guy.
00:44:11
Speaker
Yeah, yeah, I'd say like as you make your way a little further down the into the stairwell up the stairwell rather you can see like that is like a kind of like a tubby like Like a tubby mound of per life of person laying there. Oh Geez buddy, we really fucked you over didn't we? Who's down? Is that you mom? It's um, it's like he's like, oh damn it. It's your it's your pal selected Pete. Oh
00:44:37
Speaker
Slap it P. I knew you'd come back to me. Yeah, I remember all the times we used to have together buddy me too, buddy Hey, let me ask you a question Yeah, did you ever did you ever? Did that cop ever show up and do you? What? You know the Danielson McDaniels. Oh Yeah, probably loads of times. Yeah
00:45:03
Speaker
Oh, that's good. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, what was the name of that girl that you tried to get me to hook up with when Shariq was out of town? Oh, Tiffany.
00:45:17
Speaker
Oh, yeah, Tiffany. Yeah. She was a beauty. Yeah. Hey, host, host, host her, buddy. I'm going to try and heal them the way I held somebody before with my reverse unconscious. Jesus Christ. I thought you were going to say, I'm going to try to heal him by shooting him in the head. I got the minister right here. Just shush, shush, shush, shush, shush.
00:45:42
Speaker
So you're gonna try to use your yeah, so you I think we still had to do roll magic, right? Yeah, plus weird. Okay, oops use some Magic, I just tried to adjust my glasses. Oh, don't worry and that's a tenor his success. Oh my goodness. Yeah
00:45:58
Speaker
You give him, it's usually what, one? On a 10 plus, it's two harm and stabilizing injuries for me. Okay. Although, no, I shouldn't do that. No, I'm just using the magic system. I'm sorry, I was thinking about it. Yeah. Well, you kind of, you imbue some magical healing into him and he kind of like sits up shakily and says, is that the pit? When were you able to do that?
00:46:24
Speaker
Oh, it's just something, you know, since I, you know, in this new form now, you know, it's just what I got. Yeah, I forgot you got so short. Yeah, I just want to be more like you pal. It's nice to know somebody shorter than me. I don't know that many. Yeah. So I can probably fit you in my beard. I don't do that. Hey, word word. What's your face go?
00:46:47
Speaker
Oh god! And he like jumps up, grabs his hammer and like fucking like staggers against the door and kind of falls through it. Whoa, careful, watch out for that. Oh, Gabriela. I- Wait a minute. He's looking around like all panicous. I've never felt anything like that in my life, Slappy Pete. Yeah, I was kind of torn on later on. I'm thinking, you know, we should kill her. Maybe I want to try and still befriend her. I don't know. I've already made up my fucking mind. If I see her, she's dead. Oh. Round two, bitch. Alright, well, I mean, I guess I really gotta befriend her in the past, so it's fine.
00:47:18
Speaker
Yeah, let's do it. You guys keep talking about pasta. I don't know what you mean Back wherever I was not a puppet is one try I can maybe go back and be a real man again with whatever I was before you knew me is what I'm talking about.
Battle with Eloise and Chaos
00:47:32
Speaker
Oh All right, he kind of relaxes Okay, and then you you hear I've come to finish my meal I
00:47:44
Speaker
a standing like at the base of the stairwell. You see you see like his black figure with long black hair, this black shadow with long black hair and kind of like a pale aura around her and she's looking up and you can just hear this this kind of like his coming out of her mouth. She's like first you I'm gonna break you. I'm gonna kill Carlton, bring him back to life and kill him a fucking gun. Oh, hmm.
00:48:12
Speaker
And she lunges up the stairs. I was going to say, oh, no, can I raise my gun as you say it? And be like, I never fucking liked you, Eloise. Just go for it. You got to shoot her? Oh, yeah. OK, go ahead. You know, Sloppy, if you can't become a real man again, you could probably get into a mannequin.
00:48:34
Speaker
I'm a real boy as an 11 shit. All right. Um, yeah. Okay. Uh, your gun does what to, uh, to harm. You shoot her, you shoot her in the, in the, in the dome and she jumps up the stairwell and she kind of falls back and she gets up and she like reaches her long fingernails into her, into her head and pulls the bullet out and throws it. And then you hear, you hear like footsteps going down the hall up that the stairs where you're at, you're like a dim, just like bail.
00:49:04
Speaker
You said I'm a bitch, you little fucker! Tactical repeat! Tactical repeat! Wait, what did I say? Wait, three? Tactical repeat. Also, I had an effect, right, because I was 10 plus. Oh yeah, right, right. Sorry, I didn't realize. Oh yeah, you do. What do you want to do? Force her where you want her, give the advantage to someone else, inflict terrible harm, suffer less harm. Well, you already made her do the pooling of things, so I'm going to say... I'm going to take plus one forward.
00:49:34
Speaker
to yourself yeah okay um yeah she uh she uh she uh she uh she just starts racing up the stairs to come and grab you okay what do you do um i'm gonna let her come close i'm gonna throw my gun aside i was gonna hold my hands out and when she gets close i'm gonna try and do life drain on her okay how does life drain work uh it's just one of my attacks uh it's just one harm so i just gotta do it a little weird okay roll plus weird i suppose
00:50:04
Speaker
Try and recoup some of my losses. Oh, yeah. Seven is a mixed success. What's the seven language for life drain? Let's just be able to kick some ass. Life drain is just one of my natural attacks under my... You can take eight from someone? What? You can take life from someone? Yeah, it just says, in parentheses, one harm, intimate, life drain. Oh, okay. I just get what I took, what I did one harm back, I guess, I did to them.
00:50:30
Speaker
Okay, yeah, sure. Yeah, so you kind of you do a little lifetrain on her. And then she pounces on top of you as you do that. And then you see like his big long kind of forked tongue comes out of her mouth. And she starts like licking the side of your face. And she goes, Oh, yeah, do that again. I do when you do you want better. I bite her tongue. Oh, shit. Oh, boy.
00:51:00
Speaker
Okay, you bite her and she kind of lets out this loud squeal as like blood starts gushing from her mouth under your face. And then she, she thrusts her hand into your chest for two harm.
00:51:19
Speaker
I gotta remember, I have my one less harm from being an immortal, so. So I'm past the line, but I was not unstable because I think I used my unquenchable vitality last time, probably. Am I now unstable because I took damage past the line? Yes. Okay. I'm gonna try and roll and try to kill myself. I'm gonna roll unquenchable vitality.
00:51:43
Speaker
Okay. Come on baby, 12. Nice. So good. He was too hard to stabilize injuries. I'm like, no, I have to do better than that. She says, okay. And he sees just like this black aura kind of fuses all around her and she just spits his black shit like all over you. What do you do?
00:52:12
Speaker
I guess I try and bite her again. You're going to try to bite into her mouth that's currently spewing black goop in you? I'm going to try and bite her a little more, John.
00:52:23
Speaker
Okay. Roll. This is Descend the Madness. Jesus Christ, I beat seven. That's a seven. Yeah, you bite her and you rip like part of her lower jaw off, like part of her mouth is like splats off. It's more this black goop just spills out of her mouth onto you, kind of just smothering all over you, kind of gripping you and constricting you. And before you know it, your whole body is covered in blackness and you can't see Eloise anymore. And then you feel yourself being picked up
00:52:51
Speaker
um and like just being carried and like you just hear like a oh this is it the sweet release of death again
00:53:02
Speaker
And then you hear SLAPPY BEAT! And then you hear COOCH! And you hear like a scuffle, COOF! COOF! COOF! And then you hear like a bunch of noises and then liquid splattering onto the ground in hisses and drunken yells of a nearly dead dwarf. I'll give you one more thing that you can do. What do you want to do? I can't see, can I? No, you're in total darkness. I know.
00:53:31
Speaker
Um, I guess, uh, can I move suggestion out of there? Do you have a necklace? Yeah, I was just thinking that.
00:53:44
Speaker
Guys, here's the thing. I'm pretty sure well dim just came back. So I'm pretty sure slide P was just descending into madness in this fight with what's your face? But now maybe he's coming back a little bit cuz dim came back to help him. So he's on it's like ping pong ball of like Your evil and just like that coca-pea like he already is So I guess
00:54:08
Speaker
I'm just gonna try and wiggle free of whatever's going on with me. Okay, you wanna roll like a tough roll or a weird roll to try to break through this encasing that is currently molding around you? If I can do weird, I'll try and do weird.
00:54:28
Speaker
Just use my unholy dummy strength. Yeah, the unholy strength probably sounds appropriate. Yeah, that sounds good. 10. Yeah, you use your teeth and you just start like, and you break it. Since you're using your teeth to break yourself out, you can break a hole so you can kind of see out of it a little bit.
00:54:46
Speaker
Um, and you can see that like slappy or that you're, you're slightly bit. You can see that dim is like landing some pretty solid blows with Gabriella onto, onto Eloise. Um, but then he swings one, one more time and she like brings up her long claws and just like clips the hammer right below the head and the head of the hammer flies off into the darkness. And he just has like a big stick in his hands. Um, so he looks, he goes,
00:55:12
Speaker
Capriella, no. And then she jumps on top of him and starts life draining him again. You come finish why you started, you god damn it. As I'm like a little cocoon of black with his head sticking out. Finish why you started, god damn it. You want to role manipulate someone? Technically, she is finishing what she started. You were thinking. You can try to charm her off at him if you want. That's a 10, wow.
00:55:43
Speaker
So as you can see like this orange like energy coming out of damage, she's like sucking it out of them. She looks over at you and she says, ah, what the hell? You know what? I've never gotten to eat two people at once, two souls, and I know you got a soul in there.
00:55:59
Speaker
Oh, I haven't had one of those in a long time. And so she just like takes like a chunk of like a bite of this like orange goop that was like coming out of dim. And then she just lets him drop and like sprints over to you. And she climbs on top of you again. And she goes, How do you want to go there, pal?
00:56:17
Speaker
I'm coming close to my face again and I don't let you know. He says, no, I don't know about that. And she jumps up and she brings a giant foot down on top of you under your head. Okay, good. Roll weird. Look, I'm just going to say what everybody else is thinking. This is hot.
00:56:38
Speaker
No, he's a sexy. Alright, so she lands her foot comes out and cracks into your head and like pieces of your of the wood starts to chip as her foot comes down for three harm. But then as the moment her foot touches your head, this magical force comes up and knocks her up over the railing of the stairwell. And you hear if she falls down the stairs. But you currently have a breather. I'm gonna try and do a bunch of vitality might take that damage. Okay.
00:57:06
Speaker
Oh, oh, oh, I don't want harm. Okay, that's not bad. Okay. I hit one of our stabilizers. I got scared. That was the one where I get hurt. Oh yeah. The unstable doesn't count as a harm by the way. You just mark that after you get past it. Right. Yeah. Yeah. I just, I just keep healing while I'm in that.
00:57:20
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. So you see Dim looks like he's out. You hear Eloise scrambling back up the stairs, and you are currently encased in a black cocoon. I'm going to try and hulk mainly my way out of it, unless you want to skip some steps. All right, I'll give you one more try, and then I'm going to cut to the other folks. That'll be plus weird for your unholy strength, your ungodly strength.
00:57:43
Speaker
Yeah, I'd say that you're still wiggling free. You're using your sharp ass teeth, your hard ass teeth to bite more of this cocoon off of you. But yeah, you're not free in the slightest. Maybe I'd say your upper body's starting to get more loose as you hear Eloise scrambling back up the stairs back at you.
00:57:59
Speaker
Um, back over to the, um, with, uh, Colby, I guess. We're just fanning ourselves because of that heated exchange going on. Yeah. I was, I was, I had to take an old like bill that I got, you know, from my light bill and just, I started fanning my crotch with it. Um, so, uh,
00:58:23
Speaker
Yeah, so Kobe you're currently tying up Carlton Merryweather Jim John you I'm assuming are you teleporting anywhere like you were talking about? No, you weren't talking about doing that. You were gonna heal sloppy before he tell ya shit Carlton Carol didn't marry with her. Can you can you teleport me to where Slappy is? He is apparently he is apparently silent. He doesn't wish to talk to you. Oh shit. Oh, yeah
00:58:48
Speaker
I look up to you, I look up to you, and I'm like sad in my eyes, and I say Jim John,
Carlton's Inner Demon Battle
00:58:54
Speaker
hey, I'm just afraid I can't do much of anything right now. But I do have a hunch. And by that, I mean I have a mood called hunches. So if you don't mind, I would like to do that one. I wouldn't mind at all. I'm just happy to know that you're alive. Okay, well, that's an 11.
00:59:12
Speaker
So on a 10 plus, you knew where you needed to go just in time to get there. So when something bad is happening. Well, something bad is definitely happening. You have a hunch that Saipi Pete is in terrible danger. I, uh, I, I read, well, I guess I'm tied up. Jim, Jim, John, have you reached over and like already touched me or anything? Uh, quick question, Colby. Uh, yeah.
00:59:41
Speaker
Or you touch me. Yes. All right, well, bing bong poof gone. What? OK, you have to roll plus weird to take someone with you.
00:59:52
Speaker
So what does your giving us any notice so I can like turn off and hope to have someone put me in a pocket or you just got to leave me. The hunch is like the hunch on a 10 plus. He knows where exactly where he needs to go. But he has to roll for it on a seven. I'm not touching him is what I'm saying. I know. I know. But no, no. Dan was asking about what the hunch does. Yeah. I just didn't know if it helped out the roles or anything like that or no. It just he just gets an inkling where he needs to go and then he does it.
01:00:22
Speaker
Yeah, so he just got a tingle in his brain like stop. He needs us. I mean, let's be honest. Let's be honest here. Eva Jim John in that heated exchange was going for a slap of the ass. I guess she's still corporeal at this point.
01:00:45
Speaker
Let me put a hand on you You could have been tight angel wings Yeah, if angel wings I believe you only get in a rough vicinity, but you don't get exactly we need to go if you're only eight so two of you guys disappear with Carlton whose hands are currently bound
01:01:02
Speaker
And you guys appear. Oh, I know where you appear. You don't appear at Slappy Pete. You appear at the base of a stairwell, just as like as as Eloise is like tumbling down the stairs. Oh, shit. And then it doesn't realize you're there right away and gets ready to start sprinting back up the stairs. Well, look at Kobe and look down at my ropes and untie them.
01:01:29
Speaker
Actually, no, I have a move for this. What move do you have? Because I have C, it all fits together. Because I think Kobe's gonna yell out, hey, he was an asshole. We're not involved with the bullshit he pulled. Because I can use sharp instead of charm when you manipulate someone.
01:01:53
Speaker
Okay, we'll go ahead and try that. We've got your dinner tied up. Oh, buddy. Yeah, we got your dinner tied up. That's a niner. Oh, no. She sprints up like maybe like six stairs and realize that there's people behind her and she takes like a big whiff of the air and she says, Okay, well, I mean, you all smell better than that dwarf. And then she kind of she clocks Carlton and she hears Colby. She's like, so you brought me my dinner.
01:02:25
Speaker
I think Kobe says yes, but then she holds out her magic. Please be quick with the magic. You're going to do what? I'm offering them out. I'm Kobe is trying to basically Kobe is going to feed them to her. Yeah, he's she is basically trying to. She doesn't know these people, but like.
01:02:50
Speaker
The fact that Carlton fucked up on this. Also apologies. I forgot what the rules are for swearing on this show. You can fucking swear as much as you want. Our first episode. Our first episode was like nuts in the in the mouth of a sharp tooth like succubus. Yes. I think she is trying to resolve the situation.
01:03:18
Speaker
Because then the people will be less likely to ask them for their stuff back that she's been stealing from the facility this whole time.
01:03:25
Speaker
Um, Eva, are you trying to convince me that you had a hand on your ass so you could also come with Garthon? No, no, I think someone said there was a hand on an ass, and I was like, wait, was that Eva's ass? Well, I think, I think, I think to Angel Wing's text says you can take up to two people. So even if that were true, he technically, I think he can, I think he can only take two other people with him.
01:03:50
Speaker
So what was it about the hand or my butt then? Oh, I was just saying the situation was getting so heated that Jim John went, whoa. Okay. Don't worry. I'll come pick you up. So she gets slapped on the ass and then everyone disappears. It's just like, I have to do what is going on.
01:04:13
Speaker
I'll be back. I'll be back in a second. Yeah, it's true. He does. So Eloise is like stab the shurikens into him and then give him to me. Alright, I want to watch him suffer. Yeah, I think Kobe kind of puts the fingers through him and she just some like knuckle dusters and just
01:04:39
Speaker
Slaps Carlton across the face. Oh fuck you're doing to the face Wow Okay, I'm not gonna make your roll because he's bound right now She doesn't
01:05:05
Speaker
So, okay, well, you're going to hex. So he slashes you across the face with a bunch of shurikens on their knuckles for three harm. Yeah, how much damage? Okay. Three magic harm. And then you're going to hex in response to each fucking slash in your face. Jesus fucking Christ, this is getting out of hand. Hey, what's an eight on a hex?
01:05:33
Speaker
That's used magic, right? So you can pick from the following lists. Yeah, I think you get one, right? What do you get? Yeah, you get one. The target breaks something precious or important. Oh, no. Let's see. What does Kobe have on her that would be precious and important aside from the new
01:05:57
Speaker
Oh, maybe that's why your night vision goggles don't work in the next episode that you record. Your night vision goggles so that she gets her feet bitten off. Yeah, so your night vision goggles go... They crack. They're unusable. Yeah, they crack and they're unusable. And then you hear Eloise goes, yes, that's it. That's it. More stabbing. Don't you feed her. I'm working on her.
01:06:24
Speaker
Yeah, you can hear you can hear like a fake like up the top leg this fake voice I think Colby looks looks at her and it looks at Carlton and says Is it right if I do it without them because I don't think he's gonna last and if he doesn't last he's not gonna suffer more Isn't he easy? Just feed her the damn shuriken. I'll be right back and Jim John bams out back to you
01:06:49
Speaker
Okay, and then you see Eva standing there looking around like, hello? Come with me if you want to fight a lich.
01:06:58
Speaker
Is that a rhetorical question? No. Yeah, I feel like Colby definitely would. She would. She was just punching. She doesn't want to punch Carson some more. Yes. Punching him in the face. You see, you're kind of kind of like prepare yourself and bring up her fist like a classic tiny knuckle duster and just start wailing.
01:07:24
Speaker
I'm so moist right now. Only if that was Kobe's type. That would make it even funnier considering her key members in the next episode. Oh my goodness. Yeah, telepathy. What way? What are you trying to do?
01:07:43
Speaker
So speaking to Eloise, I'd like to manipulate her if possible. Sure. Well, fuck, I can't because I don't have that one move to where I can manipulate monsters yet. Goddamn. Yep. She'd be a monster. Are you a paramontic? You've got one lit in your head. You've got another lit she wants to eat you. I mean.
01:08:02
Speaker
You're just getting fisted by some random woman you just met. I mean, gosh. Yeah, she's beating the shit out of you. Oh, it's like... I say it to Louise. It is her. She is the reason why all this is happening. Oh, what the?
01:08:20
Speaker
I've never met her before today. And now my team is in ruin. And you hear Rasputin, he's like sitting up on the railing with his legs crossed. He's like, yes, yes, feed her to her. Do it. Make sure she's the one that suffers. None of these people care about you. When she's feeding, that's when we'll strike.
01:08:45
Speaker
And go ahead and roll manipulate someone anyway, I think it's funny You're like saying this shit telepathically while Colby's beating the shit out of your face She says I feel like I want to make that work do you want to roll it you want to do another luck you can
01:09:12
Speaker
This is not something we probably want to transport back into at this point. Just feed her the shurikens. I did. I handed her the shurikens. That's why I'm bare handed. I'm just feeding him up. They didn't count on the shurikens at the moment. I'm going to let that look quite work. No, I did it once with the shurikens.
01:09:35
Speaker
All right. I'm going to use that luck point. We're going to use that luck point. Yeah. And.
01:09:46
Speaker
I almost want to try it again on the next time I get punched. Eloise says... Angelou. She says, okay. She's like, I have no... I just know that I'm getting way too hungry. One of you has to die. And she's like, and the dwarf is stinky. And the dummy's dumb. And she's like, I can't help but think maybe there's still a chance for us, Carlton.
01:10:09
Speaker
and she lunges across she lunges across the fucking the hallway like tackles colby into the ground and she just starts like biting into colby's neck uh for uh god i don't even know how much harm that would be um how much is not gonna kill colby i'm at four out of seven
01:10:30
Speaker
Uh, yeah, three more harm. She bites into your neck real hard. Blood squirting everywhere. I am on the stable again. Wait. Wait. The artifacts. The artifacts. Eat the artifacts. You told me to eat her. It was her fault.
01:10:47
Speaker
Well, they didn't specifically mean that everything was her fault. I'm just just saying. Oh my God. Communicate better, Carl. Toby. Toby turns and turns to him and says he's lying. I know. I mean, I'm tied up and I'm being touched on him all along. Okay. All right. So at this point, Jim, John, do you want to teleport back? Hey guys, what's changed? Oh my God.
01:11:19
Speaker
I think I'm going to need someone to explain this to me. Excuse me, I wasn't the one taking people up. Get the lich off of Kobe. Fuck. Do you want me to get the lich off Kobe and then fuck? Damn it, woman. Jim Chan's going to shove a potion into Kobe's mouth.
01:11:38
Speaker
How many more health potions you got? Did she use two last time? This is the last one. All right. So your health potion, let's get two D4s. Five. Two D4s? That's a five. So five health as he pours all over. Colby is a... Well, first of all, you have to get... What's your name? Off of Colby. Otherwise, you're pouring a health potion into her mouth when she's getting bitten. Is that how they stabilize me?
01:12:05
Speaker
This is the idea, right? What did you say? Okay, good. I will attempt to kick some ass then to try and remove the lich from Colby. We'll see how much this goes, because... Okay, I could do that first. So in order of operations, you try to get to Colby. Thanks, it's a fail.
01:12:22
Speaker
I mean, that is a big fat fail. To put into perspective, I'd be pouring it down Kobe's throat, so it would be healing Kobe, but at the same time, the litch would be drinking the pellet portion, that's vitalizing themselves as well. So it'd be a mixture of they're getting fed while Kobe's getting healed. Sure, sure. That can also work. Yeah, yeah. So yes, that does stabilize you. What did you say? What did you say, Resi?
01:12:48
Speaker
I said we have found a solution. Yes. And so while you're doing that, yes, that does stabilize you, Coby. You rolled a six on your kicks of ass. What does kick ass look like from a hologram moment? Well, I went corporeal, so it's more like just trying to struggle to grab it by the back of the shoulders and just yank. Straddle. I'm not straddling.
01:13:12
Speaker
Uh, she, uh, she grabs, she reaches up, she grabs you, uh, and, uh, she chucks you across the stairwell, uh, the hallway, Eva. I quickly go in corporeal and it's just, just, just by my, I guess my little device that bounces off the wall. What's the damage? Which still gives you two harm to your device. Okay.
01:13:34
Speaker
Um, which isn't that bad considering you have like 10 fucking HP.
Jim John's Magical Strategies
01:13:38
Speaker
Um, so, uh, yeah, so like, as like your poorness health potion in the Colby's face and then, uh, uh, somewhat into, uh, Eloise's face. Um, she looks up at you, Jim, John, and she says, hmm.
01:13:57
Speaker
You're all sorts of magic and human, huh? You would fit the bill for so many hungers that I have." And she licks her lips like with what little house potion like ran around her mouth. She goes, what do you say? Me and you, huh? I thought you said she licked my lips and I was about to be like, all right, I see where this is going. Oh, yeah, she licked her lips too, with like half of a tongue that's like- She also was missing her lower jaw, so I only got the top lip.
01:14:27
Speaker
Yeah. She was like, yes, lean in and kiss me, Jim, John, you and me forever. Now, Eloise, I do remember we had times where I had that jock strap in you. So kindly stroke my hurt area, but that was in the past. And at the lifetime, so hibbit a hoppity, get off my property.
01:14:58
Speaker
It's going to be my vocal component for a spell I'm casting. I got to remember how use magic works. Hey buddy, get off my property. Use magic. I'm using magic, but I got to remember what effects I can do because there's some cool stuff that I'm able to
01:15:20
Speaker
So are you using like your blast, like your attack spells? Or are you just using one of the used magic moves? Yeah, one of the used magic moves. Because there's one I'm really looking at, trap a specific person minion or monster, banish a spirit or curse from the person, object, or place it in habits. Oh, that one's good for Alton, the first minion. Okay, go ahead and roll weird. I gotta roll my used magic. I've healed you. Oh baby, it's magic man.
01:15:50
Speaker
Cause he's a man. So you're
Eloise Boxed, Concerns Arise
01:15:54
Speaker
using Trapper is Trapper monster. So, uh, I guess I couldn't just banish Eloise from the existence. I have to, well, I can banish her from a place in habits or Trapper. Yep. You can banish, you can banish your trap. What do you want to do? I put her in a box and then I put her inside and put that box inside of another box.
01:16:18
Speaker
Okay, so you do that. She's in a box now. Stay right there, Eloise. We'll get this figured out, I swear. I still care about you. I hate you. I didn't put any holes in the box. You might be a little annoyed at that. I don't think she breathes though.
01:16:40
Speaker
No. Well, she definitely smells things. She can smell herself in the box. It's true. All right. My tongue is long enough. Oh, God. What? All right. Situational damage. Slappy, are you here? Fuck me. Not right now. Wait a minute. He's upstairs. Slappy, oh, my God. You're just a head.
01:17:13
Speaker
Where are you going to find the rest of my body? Oh, God! I'm just kidding. I'm just wrapped up in this black cocoon. You can't see it too well. Oh, shit. All right. Talk about me looking like an ass, I'll say. I'm going to help you out, buddy. Jim John's going to get him up free of this goo. OK. Yeah, you can you can take some time to do with that. Eva, what are you doing? Probably would have appeared right way up.
01:17:41
Speaker
after banging into a wall. Watch this whole thing go down. Very confused because humans, and I'm not really human anymore. Haven't been for some time. Yes. What do you do, Eva?
01:18:00
Speaker
There's a bloody, there's a bloody Colby on the floor, currently healed. And I think Carlton's also, Carlton, you're still like tied up too, aren't you? I feel like Carlton still has like his hands tied. Currently, yeah, still tied up. I think Eva would go over to Carlton and tie Carlton, take the rope and tie up Colby.
01:18:22
Speaker
I don't know why
Portal Arrival and Council Confrontation
01:18:23
Speaker
I just felt like it. You're gonna tie- wait, you're gonna try to tie up Colby? Why? I don't know. She was sided with the lid, you guys. Tie him up together. I was trying to save you guys.
01:18:36
Speaker
No, I wasn't here for some of that. What I'll do is I'll untie Carlton, I'll take the rope and I'll tie up the box and a box and a box. The charging cable? That's also a garat. Sure. Okay. Okay. So, Coby, your garat has not been taken to tie the box up. So, I guess you don't have that right now.
01:19:00
Speaker
Yeah. Just as you guys are doing all your things, you guys here in the stairwell up the stairs, you hear like a loud series of like sounds like lightning kind of crackling and thunder. And you see like a bright flash of blue and purple and green upstairs. And Jim John, you're like right at the front of this and you see like not far from where dim is laying down the hallway. You can see this like another one of those portals opens up.
01:19:27
Speaker
like this blue swirl of this, this blue oval with like purple swirls and green swirls in it. And you see through it steps like this, like very slender, seemingly female figure with kind of like a, like a full body suit, like think zero suit Samus, but with like a helmet. And you see that they like reach into this portal and they pull out this long spear, this long kind of Lance looking spear, and they start looking around
01:19:57
Speaker
and they look over at you, they look over at you, Jim John, and they point their spear at you. Jim John, what is that? The council. What the hell is up with all these hot women these days? And Jim John hurries up with the heirloom sword to cut him, slap he out. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
01:20:16
Speaker
And they start walking closer to kind of like, kind of like the bad guy in Terminator two does just like, does that kind of like start screaming like Sarah Connor and start running and slipping down the hallways and come on. So you rip out enough that like slap it can get like most of his body out. Who the hell? What the hell is that? Make my sword.
01:20:44
Speaker
Now, does this look like somebody from a wizard council? Not anybody that you've seen. I don't know, another player. Another you.
01:20:57
Speaker
Let me introduce our guest. It's me. She she points her spirit you Jim Jim John and she kind of like reaches her hand out at the same time like the spirit just kind of floats there and she removes her hand from it and she reaches her hand towards you and she starts like
01:21:16
Speaker
almost looks like she's um how do i want to describe it like like opening a door like she her hand she's turning her wrist really far like to an awkward angle and then like looks like she's opening a door twisting her wrist um and um you guys can see that all of a sudden jim john's hat disappears
01:21:39
Speaker
and she does it again fucking she does it again she does it again and like a flannel shirt appears on jim jon and she does it again and and blue jean shorts appear on jim jon i already had those yeah right right well adjust those now the robes disappear she twists it again
01:21:58
Speaker
Before, you know, like all these memories that you had of like any sort of wizardry, Jim John, all these things of like learning magic and becoming immortal and all these things. And she she
Transformations and Authority Challenges
01:22:08
Speaker
says in kind of like almost like a robotic voice to her helmet, she goes, this isn't the correct version of you at all. And she just keeps turning her hands and keeps turning her hands and more and more things keep disappearing from Jim John until he looks like, you know, the one that we've known this whole time with cowboy hat and all that stuff. And then I had hat.
01:22:27
Speaker
The wizard buck eyes hat basically turns back into a normal buck eyes hat. Into a normal buck eyes hat. And the flannel wizard robes just turn into a normal flannel. Or a normal flannel, yeah, in his boots. And she goes, now that looks a lot better. And then, again, you notice, and now Slappy, you know that you're not going crazy, especially after you're talking with Rocky. You're looking up at this dude wearing jean shorts and standing above you. Keep drawing it back. I hug his hairy legs.
01:22:55
Speaker
Dude, slap me. I do. Oh God, why do I feel like I tasted a terrible beer? Where's my paps at?
01:23:04
Speaker
I don't know, you big bastard. I don't know. This female figure walks out and just brushes past you. She reaches her hand back behind her and her spear whips past you into her hand. She walks down the stairs and she sees Eva down there. She says, well, this isn't the correct version of you at all.
01:23:26
Speaker
And she reached her hand, does the same thing, just starts twisting her wrist in this kind of clockwise motion. And Eva, your electronics turn into flesh, your hair starts to change, and you start to lose all this memory, this data that you've been holding in your mind. And then, Colby, you've never seen this woman before, but you see that Eva turns into a completely different corporeal woman.
01:23:53
Speaker
And all of a sudden, Jim John, you see over the railing, you see Lou, a familiar face that you feel like you haven't seen for a hot second, but also you have. Kobe just looks at this and says, oh, God, this is what it's like to die. This is just like that movie new guy. She looks down at Carlton and she's like, huh?
01:24:20
Speaker
Well you don't see them all that changed by all this, that's interesting. Then she looks up at Slappy and she's like, you either. Huh. Then she looks at Kobe and she's like, I don't think you belong here at all.
01:24:34
Speaker
Oh, thank God someone gets it. She touches like a little button like on her on her helmet. And like the helmet kind of opens up a bit and you see this long blonde flowy hair comes out is kind of this tanned woman's face with like piercing green eyes. And she looks around, she goes, I don't think any of you belong here except for that dying dwarf up there.
01:24:54
Speaker
oh shit damn he's my only friend and I'm well now he's not my only friend but he was my only friend what do you mean heal him I can't heal him
01:25:13
Speaker
Don't worry, I'll start doing, uh, I'll start pumping his chest. Come on. Okay. Roll, uh, a roll plus weird as the chest compressions are going on. Come on, baby.
Unconventional Revival Attempts
01:25:27
Speaker
Okay. That's an 11. He gets one. Trust compression therapy and magic.
01:25:33
Speaker
So you hear him just enough and he starts coughing up blood like this orange goop comes out of his mouth in his ears a bit and he's like, I don't know. God, why do you keep bringing it back? You don't get away from that easy, you son of a bitch. You don't get to roll a new parakeet. Just kill me. My Gabriella's dead. Oh, I can fix that with some duct tape. I don't know what that is, but please save her. Yep, Jim John pulls out some duct tape, grabs the hammerhead, puts it back together and just
01:26:06
Speaker
And duct tape, but I go there, but I got to me. Jim John test it out. Make sure it's the right heft and the duct tape. He's dying. Sorry. He just lays there. He just lays our cuddling. The hammer's like, just leave me. Just leave me to die.
01:26:25
Speaker
I'll give him a kiss when we're ready. I don't want to do this anymore. Thank you, Slappy. I wouldn't kiss. First I lost, first I lost my lizard. But no, first I lost my tiny friend and then I lost my lizard. I can't lose Gabriella, too. And then he just passes out. All right. Carlton, how you doing down there? Stop. Carlton, you can't change.
01:26:56
Speaker
Carlton, you don't see anything noticeable about Carlton that has changed. I guess Carlton is the same in every universe. Yeah, as you see this woman and the light's kind of hard to see, but she's in kind of a pink-looking jumpsuit, essentially. And she's marveling at Carlton, and she's just like, I don't understand. I guess some people are kind of outside.
01:27:27
Speaker
Hmm because well all of you can't be here, so I'm gonna have to take you to jail Wait what what come on? I know you ain't lady There's somewhere you can take me, but it's not to jail We know go go back to our time, please Yeah,
Council's Time Crime Corrections
01:27:44
Speaker
I would have preferred that too, but you guys have made quite a mess around here No way um I Would like to hear my charges
01:27:54
Speaker
Well, um, you guys were in the Wild West and you messed up things there quite a bit. I was him completely. And she looks over at Colby and she says, you have no lines in this play. One more word out of you. And I'm going to send you somewhere. You're going to wish I didn't send you. She points over at Luke. She goes, she goes, I can, I can make you in any form that could have ever existed in this entire multiverse. You might not want to say anything either.
01:28:26
Speaker
That's good. Thanks. So she looks around at all of you and she says, okay, so who's the one, who would you say is in charge around here? Lou puts a hand up. Oh, oh, oh, the talky one, the one, the cocky one. Okay. All right. Well, fine. Jim John points at Carlton.
01:28:46
Speaker
Oh wait, okay. I was gonna say him. Blue glizz at Jim John. Carlton's just looking at the box, within a box, within a box, within a box. By the way, we got a lich in there. Yeah, I know, I know, I saw that. Oh yeah, how is that, wait, wait a minute, how is that box staying around? What are you talking about? Is there a box there? Because I don't want a lich to interfere in my conversation with you guys.
01:29:12
Speaker
I mean, I don't have any power over that box anymore, so. Yeah, but I do. It still exists in a moment of time where you were able to do that. Excellent. She's like, don't worry. She's like, don't worry. I'm going to let her out here pretty soon for you guys to deal with if I don't already kill you or haul you off to jail first. Or maybe I'll just put her in the cell with you. That'll be fun. I mean, no one's going to miss her in the timeline. She's not important anymore.
01:29:39
Speaker
So why are you laughing? What's wrong with you? She, she like squats down. She takes a knee and she looks at you and she's like, what is fucking wrong with you?
01:29:57
Speaker
You want me to just blink you out of existence? Because I can do that. You don't have to exist in this awful world anymore. Giving me the silent treatment, are you? Well, there was this cat. Well, hold on. I feel like I should probably... What are you trying to do? You rolled a weird. You got a seven. What were you doing?
01:30:18
Speaker
Well, I was just thinking to myself, because of the conflicts that are going on inside my own head, what do I want? Right? Right. Do I get to say what I want? Does Carl take it to say what he wants? Or is there another being that gets to say what they want? Yeah, on a mix. I think what we both want. Right. I think it's kind of like some sort of combination of what you both want. And you both want Eloise out of that box for different reasons.
01:30:46
Speaker
Exactly. Oh, they want us for enemies to be back with me. Is that it? That's what you want? Is that what both of you want? Definitely. Okay.
01:31:05
Speaker
Uh, love it. Um, so she says, Hmm. Okay. Uh, Hey, why don't you do this? Why don't you just grab ahold of it and then I'll just send you both somewhere and you guys can just talk this whole thing out, huh? And then I can just handle all of these fools. Well, I certainly don't want to stay here tied up.
01:31:26
Speaker
You're not tying out. Oh, wait, no, I'm untied now. Shit. Oh, yeah, you know, yeah, I can see you have a lot of marks on your wrist there. It's... I mean, I could tie you up too. You guys are all so very confusing. I am so mad I got sent on this job. You have the tag. I do. I have so much of it. Is that portal still open? How many women are going to tie this guy up?
01:31:52
Speaker
She says you know what here how about this and she turns her hand again like she's like she's adjusting a giant clock and then like the box shatters into a bunch of pieces and Eloise like kind of morphs out of it and she says.
01:32:08
Speaker
Oh, hey, you and Carlton are going to make up now because that's kind of what he and this other person want. So I'm just going to send you guys somewhere else. K bye. And she like wipes her hands like she's like kind of swatting a fly. And then you just see like it's kind of blue portal just like in golf from the side. Eloise and Carlton and they're gone. Oh, she called it. And she says, Okay, so who's in charge here now? Okay, I mean, aside from me, I
01:32:34
Speaker
She's like, are you like, what did you do this? Are you the anomaly? Because I don't think you belong here. The guy you just teleported out left a fire flamethrower in the West and the Indians picked it up and used it on the soldiers. Yeah. Okay. That sounds that checks that checks that tracks. She leans down where Colby's sitting and she grabs her by the shirt and she's like, and how did you get here?
01:32:59
Speaker
Why are you here? What is this? You're not some sort of fucking time traveler, right? No, I was just, I was trying to get in a library and I fell out here and just starts crying. It's like, I don't know who to trust in these people.
01:33:18
Speaker
Oh, don't do that, darling. Don't do that, because then I'll kill you. I hate tears. So, hey, no, you're OK. You're OK. Buck up, kiddo. So what's the library then? The Phoenix Public Library, the library, and it's also like this place here, but I guess it's what this place here is in my world. I don't know. I was just trying to look for my friend.
01:33:45
Speaker
I see. So you don't want to be here. You didn't come here on purpose. I did that. Fuck, time is breaking. Oh, this is bad. This is bad. We didn't really want to be our purpose leader. Just putting that out there. And she goes, all right, Colby, please excuse me. And she just walks very slowly up the stairs. Tink, tink, tink. Oh, fuck. I'm grabbing his little hair, his hairy legs, like his leg hairs.
01:34:11
Speaker
That's okay. She says, Hey Jim John, could you just step over here for a second? I need to talk to that little one behind you there.
01:34:18
Speaker
It wasn't his fault. I didn't say it was. I'm just very curious about something. So there's a lot of details that I don't know. And I was sent on this detail and I don't like it. I reached my pocket immediately. I grabbed the rock. She goes, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. And so like you see like all of a sudden your hand is like frozen in time, but the rest of you is it. She's like, yeah, you can try, but you know,
01:34:49
Speaker
Can't open up your hand.
Slappy Pete's Emotional Rock Attachment
01:34:51
Speaker
It's fine. Can you hear like a faint voice? It says don't let her hurt me And she says is that what why are you so protective of what is that? How come you weren't changed either? I think Carlton might not have because he caused a lot of this so maybe he's like Maybe time morphs around him somehow. I have to do more investigating into his brain. I'll cut that open later but you
01:35:18
Speaker
You are unchanged as well. And I don't think you caused as many of those anomalies. Why? What are you? Who are you? I'm psychic Pete. That's who I am. Why am she says, well, we both know that's not true. You, you're someone else, right? Nope. I mean, I could, I could give that back to you if you want.
01:35:46
Speaker
Nope, that guy is dead. So I repeat, that's all I am now. Nope. Okay, well I'm gonna have to take this, whatever this rock is away from you then, because I feel that this is not, this doesn't belong here. I mean, none of you belong here, but this definitely does not belong on this Earth. So I'm gonna need that back. No, no, that's all I am. What? What? What? You're a rock? That's what you are? That's all I have.
01:36:16
Speaker
She looks up at Jim John and she says, all right, look, I'm getting really impatient. So I'm going to ask that you and your little girlfriend down there, uh, convince your dummy here to give me that before I have to take it. Okay. So I'm going to give you guys a minute and then, uh, I'm just going to take it into my own hands. Okay. So why don't you go ahead and do that? And she gives you the most like condescending pad on the cheek. Like, okay, go ahead. And she just walks away from you downstairs. Slappy. Keep going. Is this rock really that important to you?
Emotional Group Exchange
01:36:47
Speaker
Keep your eyes all I have. I'm just a puppet. I'm a dead man in a puppet's body. See, I think I see what's going on here. We've really screwed up the timeline. Though I was changed and Lou was changed. Carlton wasn't. You weren't. That rock might be the thing that did it. I don't think so. If this rock has seen it, it can be safe. And Carlton's going now because this lady
01:37:16
Speaker
Carter was my best friend in the whole world, except for the rock. And that's all I got now. You're great, Jim John. You're a good guy, but me and the rockers got a special bond. I know Slapping. And I also know that she's going to end up taking us away no matter what. And Jim John looks over at Lou. So I'd prefer you to not get kidnapped, but I also prefer you to get to go back to
01:37:45
Speaker
Lou grabs the rock. Oh, goddamn it. I fight her. Did you get a bite, Lou? She drop kicks. She just punts him with her foot and grabs the rock at the same time.
01:38:01
Speaker
Okay, well you went to grab the rock so sloppy pika and roll kicks of ass first since you said it first I think his arm would like detach because it's frozen in time. Yeah, it's still frozen I guess
01:38:25
Speaker
So that's at least three harm, right? From a bite is three harm. Thankfully she's going to lose or hold loose if she has armor again. Yep. I'll just suffer no harm. What depends on where you bite her because she didn't have armor on everything. Right on the wrist where she's trying to grab me. I don't know. Do you have fucking gauntlets on?
01:38:44
Speaker
No, I don't have going. Uh-huh. Jim John's going to put his arm in front of, uh, Lou's hand. So let's like bite him and say, this is going to take a lot longer than it has to. Lou's going to punch Jim John in the nuts. Well, I'm trying to protect you, Lou. So he gets bitten and you get punched in the balls. So you get a twofer. What advanced, what advanced do you want on your kicks of ass and what move do you want on your 10 plus?
01:39:12
Speaker
Well, no, you get it. No, instead, take it in hands. So you get your hands. Yeah. So what do you want? Oh, no, I'm taking no harm.
01:39:20
Speaker
Okay, no harm. Okay, so you bite into Jim John's arm, because he's, I guess, going to jump in the way through his arm and go, Jim John, he's coming over. So, seven plus, you protect him okay, but you suffer some or all of the harm. Yeah, I'll say that he bites into you for three harm in your arm, and you protect Lou, and then Lou punches you in the balls, apparently.
01:39:46
Speaker
I was trying to get his arm out of the way if I punched him in the pool. Well, you did not do that. Kobe, there's infighting going on upstairs. What do you do as this as this lady in pink is standing next to you? Son of a bitch. Yeah, she just looks at you, Kobe, and she says, your friends are up there fighting. Do you want to do anything about that, Kobe? Or oh, I don't know, maybe should I just intervene or something?
01:40:16
Speaker
I say to you, Colby, Sean, the one that plays Colby, Colby, that person. I think while she just kind of pushes herself up and just kind of walks up and looks at, I think she looks at Slappy and goes, Slappy, you do know you only have two legs. You've already used them twice. And she's going to just run a walk over and snatch the rock.
01:40:42
Speaker
You're going to try to snatch the rock from his time frozen hand? Yeah, two people now going after the rock. You fucking rabbit is dumb. So yeah, so that's how you see a Slappy Pete's arm just like, gets loose. And like, as Colby's coming over, trying to take it and you hear the lady down. So she goes, yeah, you're welcome. Go ahead and handle that. Okay, thanks. So go ahead and roll, I guess, act under pressure to try to take that from Slappy before he can hurt you. Doesn't Lou already got it though?
01:41:10
Speaker
Lou was going to do it and he went to bite her and then you got in her way to protect her So no, she doesn't have and punch your nuts. That's a 10 Slappy Pete she call we snatches the rock from your hand as it loosens from time grip And you hear it says it says don't let me don't let her take me. Don't let her take me sloppy, please
Tensions and Friendship Intervention
01:41:38
Speaker
my head off and try and shoot my head off and try and you know like pac-man pac-man colby yeah jim john's got slappy in his hands it's like i got you oh fuck and your hands i think you've got your hand in his mouth
01:42:03
Speaker
Oh, it's me. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. This is so stupid. This is your fault, Adam. This is your fault, Adam. I think as Kobe sees this, I want to try something. I think it would be act under pressure. I'm going to make this worse for Slappy. I'm going to make him break it.
01:42:23
Speaker
Well, he did roll an 8, so I'll tell you what, you can roll your act under pressure, but we're gonna remove luck from this, so like, just whatever your rolls are gonna be is what it's gonna be. I feel like as I see the head jump at me, I'm just gonna move it so the rock is in the way of the bike.
01:42:39
Speaker
Oh goodness gracious. The question is does the rock break or does the jaw of the dummy break? It's an infinity stone, he's going to break the world when he breaks it.
01:42:54
Speaker
My teeth are very heavy. So, uh, that's a seven. So, uh, yeah, so you go to put the rock in the way. Uh, oh my gosh, he could kill you right now. Wait, he can't? At least pretty close. No, I gotta heal. Go for it. Oh, you gotta heal. Don't fuck. I forgot. Thank Christ. Thank Christ. I was like, oh, fuck you. I kill you. That's gonna really fuck up the timeline. Yeah, I only have one arm right now. One damage right now. Yeah, so he digs into your arm for three harms. You try to put the rock in the way. And, um, so his, like, a head is floating and biting into your arm.
01:43:25
Speaker
Jim John, you have the body of Slappy Pete currently in your arms with no head on. My little legs are like stapled like angrily. Oh my god. Son of a bitch. All y'all need to calm the fuck down. Can I shove Jim Jones face out of the van and just take the rock down the other ones?
01:43:50
Speaker
What? You're gonna take that shit, Lou? I need everything. Everything is out of hand right now. We've got a fucking time walker downstairs who's gonna send us all to fucking jail. I need everybody to calm the fuck down. Time warden, please. Oh, for fuck's sake, nobody gives a shit. I mean, I do. Listen.
01:44:11
Speaker
We just all want to be able to get back to our own time, back to our own little world, and figure things out because there's something way worse that happens in the past. You know, Missy, you understand that the world hits a calamity point and we'd prefer that not happened. Well, I mean, that's supposed to happen so far unless you give it a reason not to. I'd give it a reason not to if we could go back and fix our little fuck up that we had and then try to fix the calamity.
01:44:39
Speaker
Yeah, maybe. Can that serve as time served as community service? That's a good question. Maybe. Let me think about that. But in the meantime, yeah, we still got to get that rock out of here. Slappy Pete's head.
01:45:02
Speaker
What? Slap on a charm. Slap. You mean Jim John? Jim John kisses Slappy Pizza? He's going to say, you're going to try to try. I'm going to try to manipulate Slappy and say Slappy. You don't need no rock when you got friends like us. The power of friendship. It's OK. Roll this conversation has worked. This conversation point has worked before. The power of friendship. The power of heart. The power of friendship. Oh, 13.
01:45:32
Speaker
So if, uh, if you, I think if you do it, they ask, don't you get, they get experience and then I get a plus one forward on whatever other roles. So if you do what he asks you to do, you don't have to, but if you do what he asks, you get a free XP. So do you, do you, can you kiss him on the forehead after you say that? Yeah, slap him. I'm your best friend. You can trust me. I'm hanging on a, what's your face? I was in Colby's arm, my eyes just turned to you.
01:45:58
Speaker
And you see the most emotion you probably could in my dumb, lifeless eyes. And I let my head fall to the ground. Clack. Clack. I want a shirt so bad. I'm just slapping Pete and just a bunch of clacks like filling the fucking shirt. Clack, clack, clack, clack, clack. So while this is going on, this emotional moment, let's cut to another one where in a white void, sitting,
01:46:26
Speaker
There's Carlton Merryweather and a very mad, in all accounts, Eloise.
Eloise and Carlton's Confrontation
01:46:35
Speaker
And she looks at you and she says, give me a reason I shouldn't just eat you now, fucker. I reach into my pocket and pull out. Oh, the amulet. Oh. Which which amulet, the one that Rasputin at?
01:46:57
Speaker
Yeah. She's like, okay. What do you want me to do with that? I believe this has some sort of control over me. Can you hear? You hear? No. No, that's a bad Carlton. That's a bad, bad Carlton. You stop that. You kill her right now.
01:47:32
Speaker
I know, I know, it's wonderful, this possibly beautiful moment interrupted by this. Every single time I'm like, all right, we're gonna have this, this cool moment. I got everything under control. It's no big deal. And she is. And again, these dice are against you. Again, you see the, you see your hand just reaching out, like uncontrollably reaching towards her. And she just looks at you again. She's like, I just can't win with you. I don't understand. This someone's controlling you.
01:47:42
Speaker
I resist. Okay, roll charm again.
01:48:03
Speaker
It's, it's, it's, it's, it's Rasputin, but I believe it's too late. He must kill me now. I was planning on it. As you see, like his energy hand starts coming out of your, out of your hands. Um, uh, she lunges at you. Um, what do you do? I'll give you one chance to
01:48:28
Speaker
Well, you already know what he's doing. He's trying to attack. That hand's going to try to attack her no matter what. I attack that, yeah. Yeah. So you can try to attack what he's attacking, or you can... Oh, fuck. That's a six. Yeah, I would say he attacked. Yeah, it says attack. Yeah, it says attack. It had nothing to do with this. So it misses. The attack misses Eloise as it goes past her, and she comes up, and she slashes you across the chest, Carlton, for three harm.
01:48:52
Speaker
And she says, as she sees your blood all over her hands, she's like, is this it? That's all you have? This thing has control of you, and that's what's happening to you? And you see right over her shoulder as she slashes you, you see Rasputin's holding onto his chest, and he looks at his hand, and there's blood on it. He's like, ow.
01:49:15
Speaker
I did not know that could happen. And he falls over for a second and kind of passes out and you feel your, your faculties come back to you again. She says, so this is it, huh? This is how it ends. Thought you cared about me. I thought all of you cared about me and you left me behind for thousands of years, thousands.
01:49:38
Speaker
We, it was not our intention, we went out and it just sort of happened. Can I real quick, I'm curious as to what's going on in Rasputin, so I'm going to kind of draw this conversation out. Sure. But I feel like I might be able to find, let's see. To talk to Rasputin?
01:50:00
Speaker
Well, no, I want to investigate a little bit, see how I can get rid of them, possibly. Okay, sure. Yeah, how do you want to do that? You want to roll like... Oh, hey, you know what? I don't think you used your... Did you use your move from the beginning? Your premonitions? I think I used it. I think I have...
01:50:22
Speaker
Did you use it this mystery? Yeah, I think I've already used it. No, wait, no. You didn't use it this time around. Even though this is still the same day, technically, it's the start of a new thing. So yeah, go ahead and enroll again. It's fine. Let's use it. Yeah, let's do it. Plus weird for premonitions.
01:50:38
Speaker
Oh, please don't suck. That's a seven. You get a clouded image of what's going on. And you mark experience if you stop it. So you see like a brief glimpse of like several timelines, like feeling your head. You were the one that caused so much of this chaos. You were the one that dropped the flamethrower. You were the one that interfered in these different battles and these different decisions you made. You bested fate. You chose, you know, you used luck so many times.
01:51:07
Speaker
When you see all these different timelines of you and you see one where Eloise is able to get her hands on that amulet But before you can see what she does with it the vision fades But in every single one where where you try to do something about it Eloise was involved and then the vision goes away
01:51:26
Speaker
and she stands over top of you and she looks like she's about to just lunge her claws into you to finish you off. I think you're at what, six arm? Holy fuck. No big deal. What do you do? So I'm in this void, essentially. Yep, you're in a white void. And I've just gotten at least a glimpse of what could possibly happen. Indeed. So my only choice
01:51:55
Speaker
is to, Carlton looks up above and sees Eloise about to plunge down and says, reaches a hand up and says, I'll be back for you. Excuse me. Let me say that again. I'll be back for you. And I angel wings to the, what I assume are time. You angel wings to the time police. Yeah. You mean the one that showed up? Yeah.
01:52:23
Speaker
Wait, well, I can't really time. I can't go back in time with angel wings, can I? No, no, you cannot. Yeah. So I'm just going to go to the time police now. Um, so you show up outside of this void next to where Colby, I know Colby's up there with the other guys, um, next to this lady in pink with her helmet and you show up next to her and she, she looks over and she's like, how in the absolute shit did you get out of there?
01:52:51
Speaker
I've come to turn myself in, I believe this is all my thoughts. Oh, I mean it definitely majorly is, yeah. But that stone also has something to do with it, and currently your friend is not making it every- Oh, whoa, wait a minute! Oh, one of them just kissed one of them, that's interesting.
01:53:10
Speaker
We might be making some progress here, actually.
Council's Offer and Choices
01:53:14
Speaker
Hmm. Well, that was unexpected. You know, I've seen a lot of things in my time travels and I've never seen a hairy-legged man in jean shorts kiss a dummy's head while it was latched on to a woman. Hmm. You know, just check that off with my bingo card, I guess. But yeah, no, you're definitely you're going to go to jail. Time jail. I just want to give you an opportunity to make amends with your, um...
01:53:39
Speaker
Whatever she is to you. Then we need to go back to when it all started. If I need to make amends. In the 1800s in Spudlik, Idaho? Quite possibly. It might have started at that point.
01:54:01
Speaker
Well, there's two options for you. Cause let's face it, you guys are all in a shitty condition and I don't feel very good about your odds if you decide to fight me. So I'll give you an opportunity to get some time off of your sentence. How does that sound? She looks up and she sees all the rest of you guys like having your little moment. She says, Hey, could you guys come down here for a sec? I really don't feel like taking these stairs again. To be honest, I was going to pick you up and take you over the banister with me.
01:54:29
Speaker
You were going to take me over the banister. Yeah. Kobe, since we got it all resolved, I think it's low. We'll slap Jim John across the face. Damn it.
01:54:43
Speaker
I wasn't going to do anything. The lady looks at you and she's like, hmm. And she starts like twisting her wrists a little bit towards you, Jim John, and your jean shorts turn into slacks. Oh, shit. Why? She's like, she's like, you know, that could be a nice look on you if you got a nice office job, you know, business casual. That's nice.
01:55:03
Speaker
There's a version of you out there that has that or I wouldn't have been able to do that. Jim John takes his pants off and takes the slides and like starts cutting them off at the knees. Kobe is quickly going down the stairs, not needing to see this. You didn't even know why you named Jim John. Got the Jims long. She says, did you say Jims long? Yes. She says she looks up and she's like, all right, look,
01:55:32
Speaker
Now that you're all here, Eloise is gone for the moment. There's a dying dwarf up there. He might be able to be saved if all of you just go back and fix what you did, okay? So, you're all gonna go to time jail. That's, you can't run from me. I know I've seen your faces now. I've been tracking you for a little bit. So look, I'm gonna give you a chance to have some time off of your sentence. So, if you're all willing to work with me instead of against me, I think I might know how to fix this.
01:56:00
Speaker
How much time off this sentence that we're talking about and Lou's tossing the stone, the rock up in the air and catching it casually? Oh, good. And Slappy, you hear just a lot of crying from this woman's hand as she takes it from Lou. And you just hear a ton of crying. And more and more voices are pouring out of it into your head. It sounds like a cacophony of children just bawling.
01:56:29
Speaker
And she squeezes her hand shut for a second and all of a sudden it quiets and she says These things are so manipulative and it took me a second to realize what it was But it does not belong here and I need to figure out how it got here
01:56:42
Speaker
So that's also maybe a mission you guys might have to go on so I don't have to do it, but this does not belong
Timeline Anomalies Discussion
01:56:48
Speaker
here. This is like some interplanetary shit. Um, and she like, she draws a circle in the air and other portal shows up and she just chucks the stone in there and it shuts the moment the stone touches it. And she's like, okay. All right. So how do you guys feel about working for the, well, not the time warden specifically, just me a time warden. How do you guys feel about that? Hmm.
01:57:10
Speaker
Who's the leader? Do you have a choice? Of course you have a choice. You can just go straight to jail. Damn it. I've already got another internship. Will that affect my internship credits? No, it won't. Sorry. Can I use this on a resume? No, sorry, no. Unless you get a job.
01:57:35
Speaker
That's left you in on the asteroid one of those steps. I don't think we need where I was amazed. We're going Jim John Look, this is your only chance to do something that won't put you immediately locked into pretty much a forever space so I mean I could just put you all there now and you can think about it or I can just send you back there and
01:57:57
Speaker
And then you guys can fix all the stupid shit that you did to the timeline because things are breaking. And then little girls from fucking libraries are being tossed into places that they're not supposed to be. And what makes this even extra scary is not that she's from just another timeline, but she's from another universe. So this cannot be a thing. Yeah, I know. Wow, it's right. It's crazy, isn't it? Is it like that DC's Legends of Tomorrow show?
01:58:24
Speaker
Actually, yeah, a little bit. It's a really great show. Yeah, it's very much like that. Oh no, they had a musical episode in like season four. It was delightful. Well, Colby is fully raises the hands. Oh, Colby. Yes. Yes, Colby. Wouldn't it be more like the crisis on infinitive thirst? I don't... Oh my God, Colby. Aren't they basically the anti-monitoriness?
01:58:54
Speaker
Am I the answer? No, no, no, no, no, not you. No, not you. She points at the group and she's pointing at Slappy and Eva and Jim, John and Carlton. Oh shit. I feel like she's insulting us somehow, guys.
01:59:09
Speaker
Oh my god. Do you guys just want to kill this bifocal dickhead real quick so we can continue our conversation or? I just think returning them back to their timeline is the appropriate measure. She turns you with like, she turns you with like a death glare, Colby. And she's like, do you just want to go home, little girl? Is that what you want? I just want to go home. Maybe you should strip over all the shit she stole from us.
01:59:36
Speaker
Um, yeah, I could do that but also none of this stuff here matters because this is all gonna change like when you Change the timeline. So I mean if she takes it to another universe, what do I care? It's not gonna affect this timeline This is the one that I'm in charge of I think so. We just see guys. I told you I
01:59:57
Speaker
i don't know what is with you i mean i'm glad to have you put back glue a kind of i don't know this is how we're but these with the naked and all this stuff
02:00:10
Speaker
All right, look, so I can send you all back and fix what you did. Or, hey, Jim John, if you want to roll, if you want to work for the Time Wardens, all you have to do is kill a Time Warden. So, I mean, if you can kill me, you could work for us. And then... Lou will put her hand on Jim John's shoulder and squeeze really hard and keep him in place. She's like, I mean, I'm not trying to goad you into a fight or anything, but you seem very interested in our program.
02:00:41
Speaker
You guys ever see the Santa Claus? It's kind of like that. If you kill Santa, you become Santa. Although it seems like a tempting offer, I have many duties that I need to accomplish, especially if we're going on a journey through time. That's good. On your own, Tim. Hey, Carlton. Carlton, did you make amends with Eloise?
02:01:13
Speaker
Does it look like he made a means of Eloise? I mean, he came out looking more fucked up than he did going in.
02:01:36
Speaker
She does not deserve this. Oh, well, she won't exist in this timeline if you go fix what you did. She'll never have gone hungry. She'll never have gone crazy. Uh, and Nikolai will never have thought anything ill of her. Oh, by the way, yeah, that Nikolai, he's an interesting guy too. You guys should spend more time with him. He's got so many stories. Seems like kind of an ass sometimes. He is, but he's been stuck in place for like a thousand years. I mean, imagine being stuck in place for like, I mean, if I put you in time jail, it'd be kind of like that.
02:02:07
Speaker
And how do you know so much about Nikolai? Do you come to visit him? You could kind of say that. You know, I've listened to many of the tales he's told over the years that he's been a revenant, so to speak. So, yeah. Seems like a nice guy once you get to know him. He doesn't know me, though.
02:02:25
Speaker
Oh, fuck this. Let's just go into the world and fix one of the mistakes Calton fucking did.
Cowboy's Role in Timeline Chaos
02:02:32
Speaker
Yeah. Well, that's fantastic. Okay. Well, I think Lou had sex with a hooker too, and did that do anything wrong? I will kick the dummy across the room.
02:02:46
Speaker
I missed the ears. Wait a minute. I'm sorry. So, Lou, you had a lesbianic encounter with a woman? Well, it was cut short. It didn't get very far. Some arsehole ended up, you know, zombies and lich dude or whatever. And then they said, stay the fuck out of it. So, I mean, I could have gone back upstairs, but.
02:03:25
Speaker
So you have to go back and un-fuck that hooker. I threw some guy's boot on a roof. Do I have to get that off that roof? Anything that you did that wouldn't have happened if you weren't there. Yes, you have to undo all of that. That's why we left that money. How the fuck do you un-fuck a hooker? You just go back and stop yourself from doing it. I think blue might kill herself.
02:03:49
Speaker
Well guys here's here's the here's kind of the kicker is To undo some of the fuck ups that you did you might have to kill other versions of yourselves. Yeah, let's just go back to 1800s and when we woke up just kill those guys and That is a problem, right? Right at the beginning. Yeah, that's one cat the hydrants one way to do it straight away. Oh
02:04:10
Speaker
Well, no, no, actually, see, there's a lot of holes that you've all made. So, um... Uh... Hmm...
02:04:23
Speaker
So see you guys got knocked back in time when you fought a necromancer And then some and then some cowboy Grab that stuff that he had when he got flung into the past and now that cowboy is doing all sorts of awful things to the timeline and then go find that cowboy and kill him and
02:04:49
Speaker
Yeah, he needs to be eliminated ASAP, and here's the problem. He needs to be killed in two different times. Now it's a lot like Legends of Tomorrow.
02:05:01
Speaker
Adam, you have gone so deep into the time travel plot lines on all of your stories. You're like in the trenches now, friend. You royally fucked yourself. No, no, I haven't. This is all leading to something wonderful that I'm playing with Charlie. So, yeah, so the owner of Sierra Corp. Yeah, you have to go find him and kill him.
02:05:27
Speaker
Oh shit. I wanted to do that since we found out. Jeff Tyson? Jeff Tyson is actually a cowboy from the past who retrieved the items from the necromancer when you guys fought him and jumped through time and learned all sorts of crazy stuff and is now an all-powerful time traveler that owns the most powerful company on planet Earth. Wait, so where did he start? He started as a cowboy, is that what you're saying?
02:05:55
Speaker
He was the one that was examining the body of the necromancer. Okay, so when exactly does he found Sierra Corp? After time travels, if we kill him in the past, there'll be no Sierra Corp and no competition for my family's organization. Is that what you're trying to tell me? If there's no, here's kind of the fucky part is if there's no Sierra, there's no Oculus.
02:06:23
Speaker
We're the fuck not. Yes, I feel like we're gonna screw up time more if we... What are we supposed to do? It's not that you're gonna screw up time, it's just that it's going to be different. But, like, better than what it is now. I mean, I guess, alright, in my life... So we don't kill the cowboy? What the fuck do you want, woman? You keep changing your fucking mind! Either you kill the cowboy, or you bring him to us and send him to time jail.
02:06:46
Speaker
But I just learned the value of friendship like five minutes ago. Am I going to lose that? I'm like, it's very possible. Yeah. Once you guys correct all the holes that you've made, any adventures that you have all had together will have ceased. So yeah, but that's, you need to know that. That's why I'm telling you, because either I lock you in time jail and you get to know each other forever, or you go fix your fuckups and you don't know each other really as well at all, if at all.
02:07:13
Speaker
And Colby, I don't really care because you're not my jurisdiction.
Council's Task Outline
02:07:21
Speaker
So we kill her? I mean you could. I don't know how to affect her timeline, but again, that's not my problem. Yeah, technically she's not part of our timeline, Lou. I think that's the stipulator of my problem. Yeah, for all you guys know, killing me can make another Sierra Court from another universe come out existent, and then you'll have to deal with that.
02:07:41
Speaker
I don't know if Sierra Corp exists in my universe, but you could... I don't know. I'm just saying. She made a lot of valuable points. Well, we don't really give a fuck about your universe. We're very... Yeah, but what if my universe... Well, my universe has already showed up here. What if my universe comes and you have a deal of two Sierra Corps?
02:07:58
Speaker
They team up, and it's like this. That is something that could happen, actually. I can't believe I'm saying this. But if we kill you here now, then day-to-day we don't need a killer. But what if I'm supposed to go back and kill my Sierra Court? Maybe that's why there's no Sierra Court, because I can't hear a lot about Sierra Court. You don't give a fuck about your universe. Somebody cared about this one. None of them.
02:08:22
Speaker
What does Rasputin think about all this? Do you want to talk to him? You could say you were having this conversation while they were arguing about Colby.
02:08:34
Speaker
He just appears with his arms crossed and he's just shaking his head and he goes, really? You want to hang out with these fuck nuts? This is what you want. Really? You and I could have all of this. Listen, we should just take that fucking time jail. We should take out that time warden and take that shit for ourselves. Can you imagine if our time masters now?
02:08:55
Speaker
Like time. And how do you plan to take out a time master? Well, I didn't say that I have a plan. I was just saying it would be cool. Um, jeez. But here's the thing. If you go back in time and you fix all of those things, then you and I never bond. And I don't like that. But I still have the... I mean, once you correct all of your time, fuck up. So I don't... I mean, from what this lady's saying, it sounds like none of these things will have ever happened.
02:09:25
Speaker
So no, you wouldn't have it. So I guess I would still be alive and I could try other things. It'd be nice to have my own body and I'd have to fight for it once in a while. Hmm. We would just come kill you again. Now why would you do that? You wouldn't be time traveling anymore. How do you think we get here? From what it sounds like, you fucked up the timeline and somehow ended up here because you fucked it up. So if you fix it, then you won't end up here and then I won't have to die.
02:09:54
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Actually, hey, yeah, I think we should work with the Time Lady. Joke himself into it. He did. None of that fun of fucked it out, I really think. He's like, so then I can have all the power I want and I have to worry about you fucking it up. But at least we'd have some adventures together, hey, Carlton? Couple more for the ride, huh? What do you think? It's the decision I'll have to make regardless of your outcome. Which way are you leading there, big guy?
02:10:26
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After you. I guess we walk off. So, so walk off on the, to the other side of the calendar. Um, so, uh, so she says, she looks at you all and she says, all right, you'll be answering to me from now on. I am going to be your, uh, commander and I will send you where you need to go and pick you up when you are done with the things that you need to do. Um, so you can call me Lance. Well, you bring juice boxes and string cheese.
02:10:56
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You can get your own fucking movie. Have an onboarding meeting. No, no, you won't be having any of those things. I'll send Marion or something to handle it for me. Yeah, I'll send one of the time snails to fill you in on all the stuff that I don't want to tell you about. Perfect. Yeah. Um, okay. Well, um, hey, Colby, it's time for you to go buy buys now, dear. So say your buys now because you don't belong here and I got to get you out of here. All right. Uh, bye everyone. I hope we never meet again.
02:11:25
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Probably all forget each other truthfully Then she looks at you Kobe and she's like oh and Hey, I got a brief glimpse into your future while you were standing here be mindful of your toes, okay?
02:11:46
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And then she does like a little wipe with her hand and like a portal just comes and like just like swaths over your body and then Colby disappears. And she's like, okay, well, that's one anomaly corrected. She says, all right, so where should we send you first? Back to where you fought the necromancer or back to the 1800s?
02:12:51
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Does it look good already? As Colby awoke, she looked around for a moment, confused at her surroundings. A small symbol on the top of the wall across from the bed she found herself laid in, her wet wounds dressed, was the symbol of the library. She stared at it for a few moments before, considering where she had been and sighing in relief.
Colby's Parallel Universe Realization
02:13:20
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As she started just relaxing her settings and decided to just deal with the situation as it came, something else caught her eye. There was a constructed man, a robot walking down the hall with a
02:13:36
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faded nashkar enthusiasts her eyebrow kind of raised that for a moment even as they were followed by a man with a strange or a strange aura that just gave her the creeps and a someone in a zoot suit what the heck is going on just didn't bother her at first until she thought about what she had been told that she had been in a parallel world
02:14:05
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And something about that stuck for parallels. There is always a lighthouse. There is always a man. Maybe there's always a ghost. Maybe there's always a creepy construct. As she conjured this, she looked around the room once more as
02:14:24
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Man in a lab coat walked over, looking over her chart. She just said, uh, hello, hello. I guess I'm in trouble. She laughed nervously. What happened next was not what she expected. Her voice woke up. Oh, well, hello. I am Nikolai, the head of the medical facilities here in the library. Seemed to be in some trouble, young lady. The name stuck with her for a moment.
02:14:53
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and her eyes widened as she looked around the room. Um, uh, wait. You said Nikolai? Yes, uh, what? What's wrong, Miss? You're not in as much trouble as you think. We just may need you to do some things for us in the future. I mean, just to pay back for what we've done, but you're in good hands.
02:15:18
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Miss? He focused on her even as she focused on the symbol she had noticed earlier that she had plainly recognized as a piece of a library as her mind started to take it apart. Buried within the symbol. Unrecognizable other symbol she saw in the other world. Sierra court. Well, yes, how did you know that was one of our benefactors?
02:15:47
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As the camera panes away from the scene, you could just hear Kobe go out of a scream. No!