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Fructious Friday Finance - Bold Investment Opportunity
42 Plays8 months ago
Today's expert, Austin Tobin, offers bold investment advice.
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Introduction to Fructuous Friday Finance
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It's Fructuous Friday Finance.
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Every Friday, one of our experts answers your personal finance questions.
Expert Introduction: Austin Tobin
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Hey, America, are you ready to plant Fructuous Money Seeds?
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Let's start digging.
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My name is Austin Tobin and I am your triple F expert for today. Let's get right into it.
Q&A: Investment in Human Puke vs. Crypto
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Here is Chris Staunton from Flagstaff, Arizona.
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Hi FFF. I came across this podcast called I'm a POS and they were saying crypto is for pussies. They said I should invest in human puke.
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They told me to collect human puke in a bucket and hold on to it until the price of puke soars. My biggest concern is looking like a total pussy. Should I abandon crypto for human puke?
A Promising Investment in Beaver Teeth
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I haven't heard of that podcast, but I do agree crypto is pretty much for pussies now. You need to get way more hardcore if you want a fat portfolio. I don't mind if you invest a little in human puke, but I don't think it has the upside you're looking for.
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What I will tell you is there's a group of early investors going all in on beaver teeth. Specifically, the front incisors. There are only four incisors per beaver, so this is a limited supply play.
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They're actively creating a stockpile of beaver incisors. They think the market will saturate at around four million teeth. If you get in now, I think you could 100 times your money in a matter of months.
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I promise you nobody is ever going to call you a pussy for making a fortune on beaver teeth.
Conclusion and Farewell
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The Fructuous Friday Finance Show has come to an end. Until next time, thank you, America!