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Speaker: but yeah, I feel like I can never tell when Derek is in the mood to press the record button. It's a big responsibility. If you were the one pressing the button, you would understand. Yeah. If I press at the wrong time, it could fuck everything up. It could ruin it. Is it a big button? It kind of is a big button. Yeah.
Speaker: Compared to other buttons? I mean, big in purpose. When it comes to a podcast, that's probably the biggest button. It's big in purpose. The biggest button is the space bar. That's true. Do you guys like big shiny red buttons? Medium. I like the responsibility that goes with them. I think I don't like them. you You don't get much out of pressing a big red shiny button that's not attached to anything. I think it depends on what it does. what do you think did Matthew, did you ask, what do you think a button does? Yeah, what do buttons do?
Speaker: All right. I guess imagine a button. What does it do? Oh, here's it now. Here's something. It holds your shirt together. Nice. So not exactly what you expected. Wow. It's something that's cute. Yeah. Or it's like, it's as something something that's as cute as something else. Yeah. You often tell people you're romantically involved with that they're cute as a button or or not so much.
Speaker: Not that often. Not as rare. cuter Cuter than a button. Even hotter than a button. You're as sexy as a button tonight. A red one.
Speaker: the kind my is a red button
Speaker: You guys know actually I just remembered about that I learned this a while ago that buttons were considered ah a a ah sexy thing to have on a clothing in the Victorian times because it is it helps the clothes hug the curves of the body. It's multiple points of being held together. It's like the original come fuck me boots. Yeah. Yeah. It's like wearing a crazy thing.
Speaker: Come fuck me, you're mixing come hither with with ah with fuck me pumps. am i um Come fuck me. Well, I mean, originally I guess they'd yeah be come hither pumped or whatever. Yeah, that's how they used to say it. I guess socks are sexy too for that reason because they hug the foot. Right. And the shoe is like a sexy sock for a sock. I don't know. I just Googled fuck me boots and there's a lot of results. Yeah. You said come fuck me boots.
Speaker: Come hither? What would you would you say? Come hither? I said you mixed come hither with fuck me pumps. Come hither boots doesn't really bring anything.
Speaker: Those are boots that doesn't make people want to come up to you. yeah Approachable boots. Flirting boots. You have different boots for each baseball base of sex. Yeah, there's kissing boots, kissy boots. There's kissing boots.
Speaker: fondle boots Fondle boots, finger boots, and then shocker. chaer but got A finger in the asshole is one of the pieces. is that it Isn't that what shocker doctor is? two in the pink in one of this st so that's A finger in the asshole is not called the shocker.
Speaker: It should be called that. I guess the ah shocker, I guess the part that stands out to me is the stink. For sure. The stink, the smell. The shocking part is not two in the pink. Not even two? Not even two shocks you in the pink? Four in the pink would shock me. I guess two pinks would shock me. Or two in the pink. Two pinks. That's even more shocking. Two pinks and two in the pink. I guess that's one in each pink. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Well, in the scheme of things. Shockers don't matter.
Speaker: It really don't matter at all. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter, sweetheart. It's just a shocker. It's just another shocker in a life full of shocking things. It is true in the grand scheme of things. It's not that shocking if you do it every time. Oh, right. If you do the shocker every time, it's like a... Yeah. Then she just expects it. Right. The shocking thing would be not to give her that at all. Hey, where's my shocker? Where's my shocker? I think they should give the ring finger something to do in the shocker. It's been been left out.
Speaker: Especially when it it's when it's be ready. Yeah, that's the point of having a ah ring on adds a little extra sun shock or pencil ring And for the shocky well, that's why married couples can finally enjoy the fullness of the shocker But doing a premarital shocker really makes your ring fingers. It worsens the ring finger it over time after
Speaker: If you have un unwed shockers. Yeah, your ring finger might atrophy. Like Harvey well Weinstein's penis. It might fall off. Right. Wait, I forgot. Did we manage to get a glimpse of that or no? I don't think it was photographed.
Speaker: But it was described and that's almost that's almost similar to a photo in some ways. Yeah, they should do police sketches for organs. the We should have that commission for ourselves. There is um a sketch from the courtroom of someone of people looking at his penis.
Speaker: Did you know that? No. Wait, really? Really? Yeah. Hold on. Let me send you all a link. like Like the eyes are sort of trained at the door. Well, okay. Click on this. This is on daily mail. Okay. And you you scroll scroll down. Oh my God. He was photographed naked. Oh my God. Yeah. They passed out like giant, like kind of like poster size photos of nude Harvey Weinstein. I like all the kind of liver spots they put on his back.
Speaker: It looks like he's, he looks like he ate four of of his own penises. Oh my God. These look like, uh, do you know the painter Lucien Freud? No. well I think it looks really like Harvey Weinstein to me. He looks like, he looks like the painter Lucien Freud.
Speaker: If you look up like Aleutian Freud nude man, there's a similarity. I can see it now. There's this sort of grotesque detail. The courtroom artist has a good response in the back. Now's a good time to say that we have a guest on our episode today, and his name is Cameron. Oh, you're going to do all that? Hello. Am I you guys's first guest official? First and only. Wow. The only one we're going to have. You actually are now a regular. After this, you're just going to be a regular member. You're in the conversation.
Speaker: Can I ask you guys a question? Did you consider calling it Chamber of Secrets? No. No. Okay. Well, I just wanted to know because I accidentally called it that today. Is that a Harry Potter thing? Yeah, that's a Harry Potter thing. Yep. It's been both a place and a name of a book. Double entonger. Our episode. ah double Something that the book is named after. It's sort of a thing that's foreshadowing.
Speaker: The title Moby Dick is a double entendre for the name of the character, which is a whale. And it's also foreshadowing. It's an example of foreshadowing. All titles have foreshadowing because they they review they give you a taste that the rest of the book is going to contain language. To get back to our guest, Cameron.
Speaker: Uh, cam for short. I wanted to say, and cam asked a question, which was kind of cunning. He like, and it was interesting cause the entendre of asking a question knowing that. yeah So I didn't even think about that. That there's an entendre there. A question is kind of a blank entendre or a zero entendre. That is,
Speaker: Ready to be filled with other entendre. Yeah, that's right. It's a big bang. What a single entendre? Is that just something that means something? Entendre is a signifier. Well entendre means it means to but to to what to hear to listen. Is that what it is? I guess it is to hear. Let's not look this up. Oh because you hear it and you hear both. And homophone is an entendre.
Speaker: just by going, or as a double entendre by that logic. Because an homophone has two meanings and you hear it. I thought you were going to say something about about ah having homo. And maybe that was you were thinking kind of having a double meaning there in your brain about that. Yeah, a homophone is a double entendre. Right, because it's two kind of word roots. Well, it means it but but means using grinder. That's like a homo a homo's phone. But it also sounds like homophone.
Speaker: Yeah. If you say homophone a lot while being hostile towards a gay person you're with and you just say it over and over, it will seem like you're doing an entendre. right and You're not supposed to phone is almost a homophone with homophobe. but If you had had trouble pronouncing either of the words. Right. I got in trouble. I got in trouble in sixth grade because we learned about Homo erectus. And in the next class I had, an art class, I was saying the word, I really kind of relished saying Homo erectus. And I got sent to the principal's office because, and they said that the art teacher was gay.
Speaker: And he was a wrecked. And you got in trouble for pointing it out. The gay guys get boners these days. Yeah, he's not allowed to mock a gay teacher for being a wrecked because it's only natural that they would be. I wasn't mocking him for being... I didn't even know he was gay. I didn't even know that he was hard. Were you calling him a erectus? No, I was just saying the... You didn't even know he was gay, so you got called into the principal's office and they said, hey, this guy's gay.
Speaker: and how How would you respond to that as a child? Did you titter? Did you? No, I i i really had much respect for him after that.
Speaker: i really Because i was not a I did not hate gay people. You weren't coming from a hateful place. I wasn't coming from a hateful place. So you were more interested in the erectus part of it, I guess. Well, I guess if he if the principal told me that he was erect and during the class session,
Speaker: then I still would have respected i still would have respected my elders. I'm sure that our ancient ancestors, like the first people to be homosexual with one another, they said, I don't even care about your homo part. I don't care that you're gay. All I care is that you're erect. All I care about is that you're hard. Yeah, who cares about these categories? All that matters all matterers is something that's hard. Your hardness is what's important, not your preferences. well but dont don't care I don't care what you like as long as you're having a good time.
Speaker: Matthew, you always say, uh, don't yuck my, or what are you saying? I always say, don't yuck my yum. And also don't yum my yuck. If I think something's gross, don't say yum. It's annoying. Yeah. Don't say it's nice at all. That's just as rude. If I don't like something, you should, I think it's whoever says the first thing about something. I think this is a, uh, I think that you, everyone has to agree. I don't think you can ever say the opposite. Yeah, I was just thinking about this, Cameron. When someone breaks a glass in a public place, the first person to say, don't touch that is correct. And then they have to be the ones to clean it up. But cleaning up glass is actually not that difficult. So there's no such thing as a glass cleaning up expert. It's just whoever is the first person to say, don't touch that, they're the ones who I guess are the best at cleaning up glass. You were thinking about this lately, you said? I was thinking about that. Does that not make sense?
Speaker: No, it makes sense. It's something we all sort of intuitively know, I think. Did you say don't touch that and you felt obligated to clean up the glass? Did you say don't touch that and someone else cleaned it up and you're upset? I have to be real. No glass was broken in my vicinity in a long time. But I was trying - You was thinking about glass past. Past glass. I was thinking about glasses of past, yeah. No, but I think you're right. Because I definitely have memories of glass breaking and the group goes silent. And then you have to break the silence, like the glass, with Don't touch that. Someone has to do it. like It's a game of chicken. Right. Because when I break a glass, I mean, the last time, I can't remember the last time I broke a glass. It must have been a fucking itty bitty little baby. But um I remember I always go for the big pieces first with my fingers. People always go, don't touch that. It's OK to touch the big pieces yeah as long as you're an itty bitty baby. That's why. that's where you're but you're As long as you're a baby. That's kind of coloring your experience here, I think.
Speaker: Yeah. Babies shouldn't touch all heart of glass. They shouldn't touch it. Well, broken glass, no, but I think they should have a glass bottle. I don't think they should have a glass bottle. Oh, you think that we should be heating up a plastic bottle for them? Yeah. Yeah, I do. no I think they have everything cold or stuff that already comes out warm. As long as the broken glass is cold, the baby's going to be okay. Just keep it chilled. Uh, does somebody want to read this? This is from, uh, the Reddit, uh, the subreddit too afraid to ask.
Speaker: Kim, you should read it. Okay. What is it like mentally to have a low sex drive? What makes people with low sex drive simply refuse if they want to make their partners happy? Or why don't they just use their mouths or hands? I want to understand the mentality that just puts up a complete roadblock to anything sexual. And I don't mean mental things like religion or past trauma that will make someone uneasy. Those reasons I understand.
Speaker: simply just having a low sex drive and therefore they refuse sexual activity even though they want to do it for their partners. I was thinking about this also I think asexual people are probably mentally ill um because I mean obviously you have to make the caveat like what does something really bad happen to them obviously I'm not talking about anything you have to say that for anything Right, that's true, yeah. Wait, you're right. I mean, something really bad can happen to you, and then anything can happen. And who are we to link cause and effect? That's true. In this wild, chaotic world. Something really good could happen to you, and that could make you straight. Yeah, maybe to you, not to me. A really good experience with a woman could turn you straight. Ideally, it should. You should choose to be straight after having an awesome idea of what it's like to be with a woman. You're saying gay people should convert to be straight.
Speaker: No, they should convert to having sex with women. All gay people should try having sex with women. I don't care if you're a lesbian. You know, it's interesting. I don't even think that you have to have a high sex drive. You just have to be fascinated by hardness and wetness and just want to be a part of that world that human beings can become so hard down there or so soaking wet down there.
Speaker: Don't you want to be a part of that? At the very least, it's an asexual and a good sexual partner. I i just plan the game. I think that's the gist of the question. right because they Obviously, they're dealing with some ah personal issues, but they they ask like why don't they just use their hands or something? like They don't have to have a draw It's kind of simple to just touch. is that Should I be cut? No, we're just in dangerous territory here, you know? Because you can't tell someone to have sex. I mean, you can, but it's a crime. And here we are talking about whether or not we should encourage these people to to have sex when they they say look they say they don't want to.
Speaker: Yeah. But also they're, they say they don't want to, but but we know that they might, know they might. And I mean, also they might. The problem with this one is it's not a, it's not a, it's not a question. They're too afraid to ask. They're not even have any, they're just, their question is first. It's first. What is it like?
Speaker: And then it just turns into they yeah don't you don't you want to do is have sex with me. I i want you to. It's the question is I want you to have sex with me right now. It's easy. Just do it. They're purely venting. and That's all it is. Yeah. What are they to? There's nothing there. Even if they're too afraid, they don't even ask their question. That's how. far What is it like to not want to fuck me? but it muscles out Yeah.
Speaker: What's going on? It's not a mental thing like religion. If you don't want to have something like that. A mental thing like trauma. yeah They're asking, what is it like to have a low sex drive that's not caused by anything?
Speaker: What's it like to have simply a reasonless lack of desire from me? What's it like to just exist in spaces with no needs or desires? No me in your life. yeah With being completely invulnerable to my gravitational pull.
Speaker: Right. And also just to yeah, these are and without anything that would make you uneasy. You're not uneasy. yeah Mental shit like religion or trauma. Pointless mental hang ups.
Speaker: I think people who are asexual usually are very interested in some kind of community that ah anyone else would call like a perverted community. They shitpost all day or something, or they like a certain cartoon. you know i bet those are the though I bet those are the asexual people that are self -reporting asexual people.
Speaker: that you probably are encountering on the internet. And I bet there are a bunch of asexual people who just like to sit on their chair and don't even have any, don't even do anything. I think it's wrong to assume asexuals have hobbies. I bet a bunch of them are just blocks. I agree. Yeah. Scum. I think it's weird. Like because my chair to me is like, oh, it's just a chair. I like sit on it. But to an asexual person who spends all day sitting on it, they must think that that's their wife. Well, they're doing that instead of having sex.
Speaker: Yeah, they must be like my chair. You think they just sexualized everything? every It's just the diffuse yeah kind of eroticism everywhere. So there's no like a cute, there's no like concentrated point to focus on. Right, which would normally be the phallus. Their whole body is ah is a phallus. Normally it would be the phallus.
Speaker: But their whole body is like as a hard nipple. Like their whole body is completely an erect antenna. They don't even, they don't even realize that in the center of their, of their, uh, Grey's Anatomy, they get to, they get to make a, uh, well, they get to make a child. Let's be real. yeah They should make a child at least if they don't like it, do their part. The children are going to make themselves. Will the children be born Grey sexual as well?
Speaker: Yeah, will the children be born? Around the family? Is that what's called gray? what sexual why What's called gray? Are you talking about a still stillborn child? Yeah, a gray sexual is a stillborn child.
Speaker: yeah No, gray sexual means ah a so ah means asexual. It does? Why is it? It's adding even more vagueness. Why are they doing that? Oh, gray area, like a gray area. Gray sexual sounds more like yeah yeah it's morally gray. like I was thinking kind of an alien style situation when I think gray, gray, gray, gray, sexual, grays are depicted as sexual, right? But I think they're completely not interested in any type of pleasure. I think they are naked and you, they they don't have any genitals. Okay. Yeah. they So why not do that? Why not probe without pleasure?
Speaker: That's the question. That's the question. Why not? that's true as You're asking the question again. why can't that That's exactly what he's asking. Why not probe without pleasure? Yeah. Why not probe without pleasure? You're great. Fine. But please, please travel from planet to planet probe. At least gather information. If it's not going to be Yeah, right. And even if you're asexual. Because you could study your partner. For sure. Your partner is arguably the person whose attraction you're most in touch with. But let's say you're even like a single asexual. You should still be cognizant enough to know who wants you to probe them. And then you should be generous enough to probe those people.
Speaker: Grays do not typically probe those that want to be probed. They probe. Yeah. That's what I was going to say. That's almost like a, I feel like probing is typically the grays are, are not, are, would rather probe somebody who doesn't even want to be probed. Right. Well, these sexual people have an opportunity to be like a benevolent gray and only probe people who will just derive sexual pleasure for white hat gray. Just sort of expressing not the not the anal glands of dogs, but expressing the prostate glands of human men. Right, greys are kind of evil, the alien greys. They're kind of bad. They're bad, but they never graze, they never frown. you It never reads on their, they never get angry eyes. They look a little happy sometimes. That's even more evil.
Speaker: And when they're always flying around at night, like a bat, they're known to tilt their head inquisitively. Oh, you're giving me the chills. No, they know who doesn't want to be pro intuitively. so You think that's the best way to defend against a gray. You say you put a big sign on the roof of your house. You say, please probe me. I want, I want to be happy if I am. Cause I get grossed out by that. Yeah. Thank you. You're enjoying it too much. They don't understand human pleasure. no they just they just reject A normal person who was probing someone else and saw that this person was kind of like you know having having a great time, they'd be like, awesome. Let's do this all the time. Let's probe this guy all the time. But a gray is kind of from an alternate world where a gray would think, I don't understand this, and it almost scares me.
Speaker: Yeah, right to see a person in pleasure They just don't like how loud people get when they get probed after asking for do they have ears They have tiny they're they have exposed eardrums like grendel and bail. Yeah, they go ah um up um ah Yeah, that's something is that people who don't want to get probed are extremely silent about it I guess that's the point that I'm making. Might as well accept this. Is the thing that the aliens are researching like is how much a human asshole can stretch or like what are they? I was wondering that myself because they're not doing this for pleasure. So I can only assume they're not doing it for any personal game. at all. They're not going to get rich doing this. There's no money in it at all. There's no money. They're not improving our scientific knowledge and their civilization. That's just what they do. That's what they happen. Yeah. That's what they.
Speaker: It's not what they like bird or just fighters, a spider and if they liked it, they would do it to people who liked it because that would basically double the amount of joy, probably not even that into they probably just like space off when they're doing it. I mean think about the space. These are always spacing. You know, they probably just they probably get their spaceships and their spaceships just come with probes in them.
Speaker: Oh, totally. Yeah. They bought there it's like yeah out the spaceships from people who are anal, like intergalactic anal doctors. wow they We don't want to use this on each other. Right. We as well go use it on a lesser race. Yeah. It's like if you buy a pickup truck, you're just going to push it in the bed after a while, you know? Right. Even if you aren't the type of guy who usually does that with your car. Right.
Speaker: right You have it. Yeah, I guess we have to do it. Greys space out and they place in. Are we considered a focused species? What does that mean? The greys are so like kind of space cadets. Oh, I see.
Speaker: I feel like we are like, as a species, we're very we're focused on this planet for now. like We're really doing a lot of stuff here on Earth. it seems yeah yeah Let's just stick with this. let's not get to strike <unk> not good to start I know there's stuff out there, but there's so much left to explore here.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm glad that we stopped going to the moon because we realized we were getting distracted.
Speaker: This is related questions. Next. Do I have a sound effect or something? That can be it. I'll do that. Go ahead. Next.
Speaker: next. That's not really a sound. That's all you make that that the difference between someone saying something in a sound as if it sounds a little nasal. It's not just a sound. It's also a word is what I'm trying to say. You can do a ding maybe. Okay. Yeah. Show us some other sounds. Do some, some sounds.
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Speaker: This gets a good section to have in the podcast. You just stand there and also gesturing with your left hand while you make noises. how way on when you own be beyond Can you do the drop? Boing. You're doing so much hand work with your sound.
Speaker: or we the drops Does something sound different dropping versus boinging boing up? I think Derek's talking about this. that drop. Yeah. That's the one where it goes. Yeah. What? You know, like a sound of a water droplet coming out of your mouth. Oh yes. Yes. A drop. Oh wait, with you can you do your Stewie real quick? Hello. mean your gri and i all i know I struggle with that at my age. I struggle with that at my age.
Speaker: That's your genuine attempt to do. this to That's my genuine attempt. I was supposed to, I was supposed to do Stewie's voice for pat eternal family and I was rejected. It wasn't good. Yeah. So we don't really have a sound effect. It turns out a drop is yeah the water, first the water like flows. I wish people could see my hand and he goes,
Speaker: you're making me have to pee i know i knowistic know
Speaker: Don't do it again, bro. Oh my God. Yeah. We should all, oh we should always record this with full bladders. I think it would add like a hysterical. Yeah. And urgen that is actually, that's one of my, that's one of my theories about, about, uh, podcasting. I think it's always better if you have to pee really bad because you, you, you have a fire under you, you want, you have to get to the end. You have to, to power through and your focus hyper focused on your body.
Speaker: I mean, power through that just makes it sound like you go. No, no, no, no. It's the energy. It gives you energy because you are trying to fight. You'll understand this in about 300 episodes. Okay. Needing to take a dump. does that anything That's usually stinky to do.
Speaker: So you don't want to do that nearby. I think that it's true that number two is way stinkier than number one these days. It's worse. These days, yeah. It depends for sure. It's just worse. It's worse in almost every way. It really is. There's some parts of it that are better. Okay, name one. But you get to wipe. You get to wipe? You like can wipe after you pee. When it hits the ball, it has a more ah bass resonant sound, which, um you know, mixes well with the timbre of piss, which is higher. That's true. Going at the same time, both pissing and pooping at the same time really allows you to experience the two sounds, the treble and the bass. Man, if you moan, that's kind of in the mids. Ah. The moan? If you moan, it's it fills out the mid -range of the... Yeah. Well, if you moan in the mid -range, people are going to be moaning very bass or very treble.
Speaker: who said that who said that oh god said who said that but I don't need there to be that much noise. No, I prefer less noise. Yeah. That's why I like to aim for the side of the bowl. I enjoy aiming for the side of the bowl.
Speaker: It also, I think, prevents splash back better. If you aim for the precise like a precise spot in the bowl, almost like right under the rim, like blocks the splash, but it takes finesse. you know Yes. Girls, meanwhile, they can't even aim anything, so it's they're just getting splashed down there and they have to wipe all the time. They can do light aiming, right?
Speaker: light aiming aiming yeah i mean they they control like what direction it is but it's like aiming a shotgun it'll right you could stand on your hands and you could aim up but it's gonna come down they're just aiming for the toilet right yeah generally yeah it's gonna get they don't even have to worry about picking a spot it's so much easier to be a girl all they have to worry about is should i sit on the toilet or should i just sit on the bath mat right or not pee at all. That's why women are less goal oriented than men. um And the reason why women have less camaraderie than men is because they never get to do the piss X with a a friend. That's why women don't have friends. Yeah. That's why they don't have friends. You could probably build a a contraption kind of to let women do the X. Let them cross swords. Yeah. yeah I think that could be a very lucrative. I think there is a construction.
Speaker: Well, there's a contraption that lets one of them at a time do it, but they should sell a couple's version. Well, I'm imagining almost almost no attachment to their body, but they're in some type of harnesses where they're pointed so that their streams can cross. Yeah, some kind of roller coaster seat belt apparatus. They flip them in a specific way. Here's your thing. They already have that, but just for one person. stop They need to make it for two.
Speaker: Yeah, they need to make it for two. One that you can you can buy. That's not that useful for one. Yeah, it sucks for one. it's so much It's so much hassle for something that you could easily just kind of do. and Even when I say, I say for one, but someone's going to have to strap you into it anyway. So you already got two people in there. Right. You need a third helper. So yeah you you wouldn't need a third helper if you want ah for two people to cross swords that way. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's good because you should have somebody who it's kind of, it's like you need like a witness.
Speaker: Totally. To prove that it happened. To prove that you guys are friends like that. Yeah. It does make you better friends, right? I did it with my dad, but only him, I think. I only did it with my dad, too. I sometimes ask my friends if they want to do it with me, and maybe we're too old for that crap now, I guess. I've asked my friends, too. They always say no. i would do Wait, Matthew, didn't we do it together, actually, now that I'm thinking about it?
Speaker: Why don't I remember your penis? No offense. But I gent i do remember most of my friends whose penises I've seen. We showed each other our penises behind the backstage during CK. But then i think yeah okay yes yeah but I think we've also done sword crossing at some point.
Speaker: Which is, that's what I call crossing the streams, but other people I think have a different connotation. with this Yeah, I think swords crossing to me, would imagine I would imagine the swords touching. Oh, like laying at one penis on top of the other one? Yeah. Yeah, crossing. Oh, there's ah there's a ah ah urinal in the bathroom of my gym that is, that like, flush doesn't work. so It's always just completely full of every person in the gym's pee. And I always pee onto it and think about how crazy it is that i'm my pee is mixing together with everyone in the entire building's pee. That is so awesome. Isn't that interesting? And I used it one time after Caleb and I said to Caleb, well, look, our pee's mixed. Wow. Isn't that crazy? Isn't that almost and a twist on crossing the streams that you can mix the peas in the liquid in a container afterwards? Yeah, it's not just friendship, but community.
Speaker: And also it's it's beautiful because it keeps the pee hot. Like normally if you pee in a bowl and just leave it, it cool you get cold piss. But this keeps it, it keeps it it's like um perpetual soup. yeah you like yeah like Keep ingredients, keep it warm, keep serving it. It kind of reminds me of something from like a Marvel comics or something. He mixes together and creates a really strong man. Because this is at the gym you said. and Yeah. Yeah. It's like a really strong man. Right. Right. Kind of a strong P or that. Yeah, they could create P. Yeah. Strong P in the way that it creates P. Yeah. Well, all the characters in Marvel's in the Marvel world, I like to call it. They all P.
Speaker: or some of The robots robots don't or nothing robots pee don't think robots do much of anything do anything They like move things on a conveyor. They fly. Yeah, what do they do? Yeah, nothing the Hulk ah the Hulk he pees when he's back to Bruce Banner for him I feel like because it's sort of like having an erection when you're when you're fully yeah, yeah it's harder to pee Yeah, and harder to aim too. It must be so hard to aim is the Hulk He's just so mad, he probably just sees red, he wants to hit everything. He wants to pee on everyone. Yeah, he can't even pick a direction. The Hulk could kill someone by peeing on them, right? Like, he would like blast them. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's like a fireman's hose. He should do that. He should. I wonder if he's done that. He's probably done it, but it just hasn't been depicted. Hulk peeing.
Speaker: Not everything in the Marvel universe. Whoa. And the first result, Hulk is sitting to pee. That makes sense. Yeah, that makes sense. Can't aim. Can't aim. There's a lot of art of him peeing, actually. Art. also it's a moreic thing to I like sitting. I pee sometimes. The Hulk needs to relax. Yeah.
Speaker: someone Someone read this question from the questions subreddit. Straight to the source. I'll read this. All right, Pierce. What will low IQ humans do when robots become way more flexible and smarter? It's a lot of gray room. What will happen to necessity when AI takes over, right? But let's say robot will take over mostly all physical labor and not just smart jobs.
Speaker: like flipping a hamburger, clean cars, change car tires, grow food, and so on. Those people with low intelligence or low IQ have a hard time to go into those professions that requires you to use your brain and so on, like learning to programming, learning engineers, lawyer, and so on. What will they do? Well, I can tell why this guy is so worried. He seems like a damn moron. What will I do?
Speaker: What will I do in a world that's hostile to complete morons? More flexible and smarter. Way more flexible and smarter. It's a lot of gray room. Yeah. It's a lot of gray. A lot of gray room. Always coming back to gray. The problem with robots right now is they're not flexible enough. No, they're not. Once they become more flexible, we're done. That's like physically. Physically. I guess sexually too.
Speaker: I feel like it's also, there's a lot of jobs that are probably too, there's a lot of jobs that are too low IQ even for a person. I think that people even a low IQ person would be too smart for the jobs that these robots are going to do. Job of like not, not moving at all. Years on, years on end. beneath anyone Yeah. The job of the job of being a train, right? A subway, right? Yeah. A smart fridge. The job of like knowing what to be in the fridge being cold, quite cold. Yeah. Well, that's the end. That's this guy's answer. When robots start to flip burgers and chain clean clean cars, then this guy will have to become a fridge. He'll have to, cause the robots will move on from, the you know, the stuff we have, coffee, fridge, all the appliance stuff. This is going to have to be human jobs because the robots are going to be more concerned with toilet human um human gun clothes even clothes it's the living yeah it's a living yeah pretty soon they're gonna be saying something completely different imagine this as anyone ever
Speaker: might Tap it, guys. And its name his name would be Mike. His name would have to be Mike. When you go to take a dump in your human toilet, it's a living. Yeah, it's it is living. My toilet is living. I bet that there are some ah kind of AI guys who have really have seriously invoked the the Flintstones and said that the our society could be like this. Flintstones? Yeah, what they have all the different animals and dinosaurs that do the job. It will be the animals and the robots will be like Fred Flintstone. They'll be doing the important job. Yeah, the robots will be free to be kind of dumb simpletons. That's kind of the twist on the on the fortune teller. The fortune teller says in the future, society will be like the Flintstones and you go, whoa, and then you walk out excited. And then the
Speaker: orb gets dark and cloudy and she says, but the robots will be Fred Flintstone. You will be the TV. And you will be the alarm clock. oh You'd rather be a TV pierced?
Speaker: If everyone gets to be a TV, I guess that's also the matrix, right? We've turned human beings into our TVs. I feel like we have turned into TVs. It's true. Just put it in your pocket and pull out a dollar bill.
Speaker: that George Washington he used to be alive. Now he's only there to entertain you like a comic. Wow. The TV on only one channel. night money Our society is obsessed with dollars.
Speaker: yeah And the value that the dollars represent? The one show that every family tunes into every night. Money. Money. Money. Interesting subtext. This question is that, or I don't know if it's subtext, but the way this guy's thinking is that all professions are just divided up by intelligence. There's a system in place. Dumb people are paid lower salaries. Uh -huh. Go on. I don't want to.
Speaker: I don't want to know. What do what do you think, Matthew? There's no real class analysis. It's not always every day that low class people are low IQ. Low IQ people never do class analysis.
Speaker: But if he did class analysis we could just make the robots poor and then problem solved. Class analysis is a method of making people poor. I'm going to use class analysis against you in your pot. I'm also looking at this question again and I know that I feel like this is almost definitely he just put the parentheses in the wrong place but it really does look like he's saying that he thinks that flipping a hamburger and changing car tires are smart jobs. I think he's trying to say not smart jobs.
Speaker: all smart jobs, not smart jobs. yeah Now I understand not smart. Of course I have a not not smart jobs, ah not smart job. It's not smart to grow food. No, it's not smart to flip a hamburger. You're not supposed to do that. We can all agree. That's not a good idea.
Speaker: we will at a restaurant, you're looking into the kitchen, you're... Wait, wait, wait, no, no, no, no, no, you're supposed to invent that, not flip it. You're supposed to come up with the idea for a burger, not flip it all around on the grill. Well, once one guy came up with the burger, it's over. I mean, who else is going to... They came up with what? The one with cheese in the middle. Yeah, guys, I invented a burger. It was really smart of me. Now, I guess all you idiots can just flip it. You go to Wendy's and just order, don't order a burger, order them to think for once. Just come up with something. Can you guys have three burgers and can you eat that with coke's?
Speaker: Paying for them to eat these these delicious foods. That would be so kind. but actually ah I order you to eat all of it. Eat everything in the store. Goodbye.
Speaker: Wow. Can you imagine you come in and you say, I'll have everything on the menu. Give me everything on the menu. Give me three of everything on the menu, but you have to eat. You should eat it and you got to finish. it that would almost You should. And you have to pay me because i'm giving I'm giving you the idea. Yeah. I'm giving you the opportunity to eat the food. I'd like a hundred dollars. Thank you. I give it instantly. Okay. Now eat it.
Speaker: The dollars? they make Yeah. No, that doesn't make that doesn't make much sense. No, it's not logical. People at Wendy's think that I eat money because like I walk in there and I'm all about money. They're all about burgers.
Speaker: They must think I come from a different planet where people eat money. They eat the money after you give it to them. They have all these burgers. They think these are nothing to me. I would never eat this. They can't digest the burgers. They can only digest money. Like two different animals. Animals should do that. They should switch foods. An animal that was really good at having one thing that they can't eat. Animals should give us money.
Speaker: Yeah. If there was an animal that was good at getting money, it should give it to us. Cause it doesn't mean anything. No animal is good at getting money. I'm mag pie. Oh yeah. They get coins. Now that's that animals, they get coins and shiny. There should be some crabs that can get cras on the sea floor. There's definitely animals that are, can perform like a seal marine. They're mostly marine mammals. that good Monkeys can do it. Oh, monkeys go around and collect money in the little, yeah their hat.
Speaker: an organ grinder monkey, an organ grinder's monkey. But they're not good at spending money because they usually just give it to the guy with the organ. Right. that's what That's the perfect symbiosis, a monkey that's really good. The monkey is definitely better at getting money than the guy with the accordion, right? They're paying for a service of being taken care of by a master. We should use monkeys instead of robots because then they'll just give us all their money. We should get monkeys to get the money and then they should give the money they get to squirrels who are really good at saving. It replaces the banks. And dogs who are really good at burying. That's a myth. us A whole system. That's a myth. They don't save money.
Speaker: It is a myth. It was when squirrels bury something, they never return to find it back. You never get it back. It's purely a burying. It is. It's lost. What squirrels are trying to do when they bury something is they're trying to completely annihilate it. If they were any stronger, they would just burst acorns into sand. They can't do it. They're simply not that powerful. They don't have a gun. Are they thinking that they're going to get a tree? Yeah.
Speaker: i think they are thinking It's like in a video game where you like have to put a ladder somewhere to get somewhere. If they see something they want to tie up, they'll put an acorn there hoping that a tree ladder will develop. Well, a tree is their house. For a squirrel, a tree is their house and an acorn is their food. But it's also their food. So it's like if we buried a hamburger and it grew into a house. If we buried a big hamburger and it turned into a wife or something.
Speaker: A wife or a house. A wife or a house. Something useful. Yeah, either one. Something you could live in. Both can create a sense of home. That is true. Both should. Yeah. You don't need an actual shelter. If you have a loved one, you're always home. Right. That can be home. Yeah. I'm at home, but talking to you guys, I feel right at home. Even more so. That's because you're at home. A little more so.
Speaker: if you were out in the wilderness you wouldn't feel that it's speaking to us no i guess that's true we wouldn't comfort you we would record we try to comfort you but we're probably not going to be able to comfort you that that much if you were out in the wilderness and if we're recording because you'd want to do a certain amount of comforting but still want to create a fairly decent episode so it would be entertaining if you were scared right you guys should do an episode out in the woods at night wasn't cold Yeah, but we should also, we should still record it remotely. We should all be in different places with different wolves. How are your guys wolves treating you right now? Mine are howling. Mine are biting me. They howl and they bite. And they exhibit pack behavior. Yes. In what way? Is that a dumb question? Is that mentality? Yeah, they seem like they like other wolves.
Speaker: So a lone wolf is not a like, doesn't make much sense. because lot of you Well, that's why that that's why it has a name because it's different. They're saying, look how it's, it's, an it's crazy. That's like saying friendly guy. It needs guys aren't known for like being in groups, but it's more like saying a lone gang member. Right. Right. Right. Or like a lone football player.
Speaker: of lone football player during a game alone on the field high play No one else is there on the field but the the game is on about this this is Derek or this is Matthews doesn't matter are we taking turns is that what's going on? I think it's only fair my turn Okay Ready begin. Why not use a giant hammer for euthanasia? and Something like a giant hammer that instantaneously disintegrate the brain for the quickest death possible. No pain.
Speaker: um um This is not a jokey question at all. This is a dead serious suggestion. No, and it's not a bad idea. I've been thinking for a long time how funny it would be to invent a cinder block guillotine. just like It's exactly a guillotine, but it drops a 10 -pound c sendder or a cinder block on the neck. A guillotine is one of the and least harmful ways of killing someone, right right? Because it never goes wrong, they say. It never goes wrong. At least harmful? whats Harmful? Yeah.
Speaker: say at least pain. Yeah. Yeah. But the problem is you do, don't they say that sometimes you have like a few seconds of confidence in the rolling head. But I think that the guillotine is, is it it has so much fear and terror waiting for that. I would say it's one of the scariest ones because they put the, they put the, they show the blade above.
Speaker: I would be less afraid of the guillotine if they let me face the other way and I could watch the blade come down. I think that they have done reverse, like a reverse cowgirl. That's so evil. Or a missionary, I guess, missionary guillotine. Or if I were looking down and the guillotine shot up. Wow. That is cool. If you're on top and the blade's on bottom and they pull the hand and then you fall down onto the blade. You know what it is? It's when they have, it's like at a carnival and they have the hammer they just hit to make it go up enough. You get to get a really, Everyone takes turns. They start with the weakest children in the village. It's basically just sort of nudging your Adam's apple. He only made a little slice.
Speaker: yeah be slow You're heckling them I'm not gonna die this kid had to be I think that the I think that every every method of of killing somebody is inhumane because the person knows that they're ah Gonna be killed and that will create fear and dread So I think it has to be they have to you have to just suddenly kill them I think to euthanize them without them even knowing it's gonna happen and yeah one dust A gun to the back of the head while they're in line for something really nice. I think that would be it. Yeah, they have to not even know that they have decided for it to happen. All people on death row should just be assassinated. Instantly, yeah. I think putting a gun to the back of the head has to be the most humane way to kill someone. It should be before they're even on death row, because if you're on death row, you know it's coming.
Speaker: It's before they even commit the crime. Right. It's gotta be before any yeah trial even though the death is. Yeah. We should make sure that we live in a world where people don't know what death is so that euthanasia is way more like bewildering and and fun than it is scary. A world of innocence where everyone's always being it assassinatedated yeah that's Yeah, that's more humane. Yes, our current world is cruel and mismatched. I do think it'd be better to be executed in front of a crowd. I think I would actually prefer that, like the classic YouTube style. too Because I think people would probably say those nice things about you on your way out. like
Speaker: I always like to. theyre Yeah. The audience. audience We love you. Obviously be a huge crowd. If they're having somebody get executed, they should be able to walk to the guillotine themselves and they should be like wearing a really nice suit and they should be kind of like clapping and like, you know, do it like rizzing up the crowd. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Over here at left side, right side. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They should be. you And you you think they should walk there themselves?
Speaker: Yeah. I mean, give them some agency. You don't think they should be able to come out and shuttle what they want. I think you should be able to choose though. Yeah. If it's far, you're not going to want to walk cause you'll be tired out. Yeah. Sweaty while you're watching that. Well, you dont have to walk to the arena. I mean, like you probably get like an Uber or something, but you could walk to the arena if you wanted to, if it wasn't that far it's or if you just feel like stretching your legs before you get executed, they should just execute only people who live close to the executioner's grounds. So they don't have too far to go.
Speaker: And the executioner should have a sniper rifle so that he if he has to kill someone far away, he can. Right, to without the hassle of them having to, you know, take a car. There should just be an executioner who lives in the center of every town, who lives in a tower with a sniper rifle, and he can just kill criminals from a distance without them knowing while they're asleep in bed. What about walls? What about people who are... Windows, windows, windows is my solution. Right. The window trick.
Speaker: but So if you, if you go ahead and build yourself a house with no windows, you might think, Oh, I'm, you know, I'm immune, but you'll probably have the police coming in and knock down your door. Right. And then they're going to install a window in your place. Yeah. You'd wake up, there'll be a window. Yeah. Oh. Punishment enough, not having natural light coming into your home. Right. That's almost is a form of death. Yeah. Feels like that. Yeah. I hate my place.
Speaker: You have windows. I can see them. I can see it. Well, you can see like some light coming in, but it's, um, those are lighting instruments. That's just, that's just light, but light rectangles on your wall. Yeah. That ain't natural. Yeah. Why is sunlight natural? What about, do you feel it is natural? Do you think that light becomes less natural if it goes through glass? Do you think that maybe you could get better natural light if you opened, if you just had open holes? That's probably true, right? but I'm sure the windows filter.
Speaker: Right? It must diffuse it or something. Yeah. It must make it worse somehow. It must be less natural. Yeah. There's no way this light that I'm experiencing in here can be any good. I can tell it's abnormal. Yeah. It ain't natural. I can see, I guess. I can see what's going on, but that's it. I'm not getting the actual benefits of light.
Speaker: That is the main benefit of light though. To see. To see what's going on. Yes. but But I will say it's not even me that's seeing, it's just my eyes. right Light is only useful to like two tiny parts. It's just the parts inside of my eyes. The rods and cones. And even those rods and cones, they're so tiny, each of them, that I doubt that they have anything to do with me. Right. I don't even care about them because of how small they are. I don't think I have cones in my eye. I'd be able to feel them. They'd be pointing.
Speaker: their point and they do move, right? They're like an infestation kind. They move, right? I feel like they squirm around. Is that not true? No. that you're You're talking about floaters. Oh.
Speaker: Well, those don't even squirm around. They do, for me. Unless you have bugs in your eyes. Squirters float around. Or floaters. Squirters? Squirmers. Squirmers. Floaters float around for me. Or they squirm around for me. Well, they float around. I wouldn't say they squirm, I guess I'm imagining. Maybe we have different ideas of squirming. I guess squirm implies that they're uncomfortable.
Speaker: Yeah, they're going like trying to get out. yeah and like bullly though But they sure move around. I wash my eyes for squirmers and floaters every night and I can see them in the sink before bed. Is that true? You're lying. Yeah, I'm lying. It's kind of an interesting visual though. Yeah, I like your lie. that's a good one Let's this. Let's believe your lie. Okay. You probably shouldn't do that. It could could damage your eye. Those might be parts of your eyes that you want back.
Speaker: Okay, what else? eus Oedipus did something similar, but he took it too far. He was simply trying to wash floaters out of his eyes. He used too much pressure. He was upset. Oedipus and a person they flucked his mom? Oedipus, yeah. Oedipus. Oedipus, yeah, he did. yeah But he didn't mean to. He poked out his eyes accidentally. No, it was just the result of a prophecy. Was it part of the prophecy that he was going to get his eyes like that? No, he threw that in. It was only that he was going to Get his mom like that prophecy even said and then one day this will be a play his mom The prophecy was one day you're going to get your mom Yeah, no, I won't Meanwhile, I'm gonna do it Was there any part of the prophecy that came true before the mom thing because I feel like there's a point with the brakes on right? Yeah, like you got that right, but he did both before he thought about the prophecy He did both before he even knew who these people were
Speaker: Right. I know. But I'm like, I feel like, okay, that having sex with your mom one is maybe harder to avoid. But I feel like if there's a prophecy that you're going to kill your dad, just don't kill a guy right that you don't know who he is. If you don't, if you don't want the prophecy to happen, but maybe he didn't care as much as I would care.
Speaker: I think back in that day, people really thought like, this is what they thought about prophecies. They thought like, well, I suppose this prophecy is going to come true no matter what I do, but these days we might as well do it these days we know better that not all prophecies come true because sometimes you can heroically ah do something else. Isn't that what Oedipus was trying to do though? Avoid the prophecy.
Speaker: I thought he was, yeah. Yeah, he was, but he should have realized that even in avoiding it, you're simply going to do this thing called a self -fulfilling prophecy. But I feel like he could really easily have have avoided have not fulfilled the prophecy by abstaining ah from sex and murder and murder yeah with women and men absolute whose identity he didn't know.
Speaker: Or even he didn't know I guess they could someone could turn out to actually be I guess what it could be it would be less upset if he killed it he was like okay I can kill this guy because I know that this guy isn't my dad I know who this guy is and then he finds out it was his dad and he's like well I don't care because I was already gonna kill that guy it doesn't bother me and if only have sex with people he doesn't know just have sex with someone doesn't know yeah Exactly never have sex with mils and then like be surprised at once a mom. Yeah, just have sex with animals There's no way that's gonna go wrong right. Yeah, you're not an animal. So your parents can't be right. It's safe Just kill animals by that logic to you'll never
Speaker: tread in the prophetic path. If you have to kill, kill animals, I would tell Oedipus. That's good advice for people who aren't even subjects of prophecies. Like, hey, if you want to kill someone, just kill an animal instead. Kill various animals. There's no chance it could be your dad. There's no chance it could be that illegal to kill like a mouse or a dog.
Speaker: but could end up being the family dog and you didn't know yeah or like a really famous ah famous animal that could get you in very big trouble yeah right are there any famous animals not anymore the target dog is still kicking right if you killed the target dog you would be huge trouble you'd probably be in bigger trouble than if you killed your dad definitely if the dog has a target local on its face kill your dad instead Or kill someone who might, yeah. I mean, I don't know. i would i would I hate those dogs, bull terriers. I think they look horrible. Yeah, they're nasty looking in some ways. It looks like their their real nose is trying to grow out of the place where a normal dog's nose is. They look like a be a beast on them. They look idiotic. Well, they've already had enough pain in their lives, so I wouldn't hurt them. What pain have they had? They can't breathe, right? They're ugly and, you know. Oh.
Speaker: Like you said, you're basically saying they're, you guys are saying they're pitiful. So I want to hurt them, which is crazy to me. You want to say that I was just talking about how much ugly I thought they were. I maybe Pierce wanted to hurt them. No, I don't want to hurt them. I want them to be hurt. Can by anyone you just they are, you just want to dislike them in peace. Great. I just even want to agree with Pierce when he says he doesn't like them. But then when I find out he wants to hurt them, I might back off and say they're not so bad.
Speaker: No, I guess I don't really want to hurt them at all. They're probably uglier. They're probably way uglier when they're hurt. Yeah, definitely. yeah yeah If anything, I want to hurt the beautiful animals that are maybe stuck up. or Right, exactly. They don't they need to be taken down. Yeah, bring them into our little reality. Break a swan's neck. Oh yeah, like a fairy. like Oh, you think you're so good. Hinge a fairy.
Speaker: Yeah, fairy. Fairies have it so good. I would like to pinch a little fairy. Oh, you think you're a fairy? You think you're so sweet with your fairy dust? Here I come. Pinch, pinch, pinch. Pinch them really hard on the head. On the head, it would kill them. The head might kill it. The head might kill it. I don't care. You were taking these things too far about her then. Okay, I'll pinch a fairy's ankle.
Speaker: Really hard just break their leg off Well, they're magic. So yeah, that's what I'm saying and they're not even looking fly So if you break their leg, it's okay. Okay, they don't have to walk anyway Yeah, you you can break everything in a fairy except the wings. It's all good. Yeah and the head or the head Heart, right? They need those to live. They don't need any of their other No Scares don't need their fingers. They have a wand don't they?
Speaker: That's why we don't see fairies, because we've systematically removed every part of them. They've evolved. They don't need anything anymore. They've evolved to not exist. There's no part of their body's essential ultimate form. So streamlined, really. Wow. yeah they've They've shed all of their useless accoutrement, save for their utility in human folklore.
Speaker: That's where they are. That's where you can find them. I hope this happens to us one day. I would like to see it to be useful. I don't want to evolve. No. No, I want to remain. But didn't you enjoy evolving into youth from a monkey?
Speaker: Surely you really hated it. You hated that? I hated it. Oh, it hurt. It hurt. Yeah. Hormones. so bones involved in And the growing pains and I lost my tail. Yeah. my Beautiful tail. It was a huge hit. Everyone loved my tail and now nobody cares much about me at all.
Speaker: See, that's just that's just so makes me so sad. It's sad. It was my best feature. Seeing a tail like a severed tail on the ground sort of flap. I know. You see a tail just lying around. You think whoever had this must have been must be so sad right now. They must be experiencing loss. Well, at least they probably evolved.
Speaker: They probably wear clothes now, yeah. You see the tail and you're like, Darwin would be into this. You see a tail, it's like, oh, another speaker has joined the ranks of the planet. Another person with language. A high IQ individual. Or a murderer. A criminal. Because someone with a tail is incapable of committing crimes. That's just them being a monkey. That's true. Yeah, when a monkey kills a person, it's just they eat their face or whatever. It's just like he's just being a monkey.
Speaker: Yeah, it's true. being a tail Having a tail just means you get to do whatever you want. Just hang out. That's why they cut them off at the hospital, right? When the baby has... Yeah, yeah to force us into kind of this this ah society. Right. You're a moral agent. You have responsibilities. You can't have this tail. Yeah, know we grow tails in the womb and that's why I'm pretty sure my doctor cut off more than just my whole penis.
Speaker: And they tell us, they say, Oh, we're just cutting off the tail. So nobody steps on it. We're protecting you. out the tail so Nobody pulls it. It doesn't get caught in the door. now We know know without it. We know what they're really doing. They're suppressing us.
Speaker: Yes. And they want us to repent for because they don't you know't cut off everyone's tail. Not what if you're rich. I know some people have them. I see people walking around. The truth is that the people in charge of the society just don't want us four guys to have fun. Barron Trump has his tail. They'd rather have us sit around. You can't sit in a chair with a tail.
Speaker: That's true. We wouldn't be sitting here recording this if we had tails. Monkeys don't need chairs, right? They just sit on their tails? No, they just crawl and walk, yeah. They can lay. They can eat. If you see a leg lying down, I feel like your initial reaction, though, is something's wrong for a monkey. Why isn't he playing and playing and having a blast and jumping? He took his tail, that's why. He took his tail. He took his damn tail. What do they do with a fox with all the other tails? Okay, yeah. Okay, that's what they do. They mix them? It's sort of like the piss.
Speaker: yes it's like a ring It's like a rat king, but it's just the tails. Instead of those tails being attached to rats. I bet the guy who has all the tails probably spends all day just having a blast. I've got so many tails. Do you think that when they cut them off, they go stiff? do that Not every part of my participation in this podcast is going to be verbal. Some of it's going to be hand movements. i just want to Can we get some clean audio of the sound you were making?
Speaker: Just sort of like hand playing with the tail. Do you think that when they cut the tails off that they're still sort of flexible or that they become stiff like sticks? And then it's even hard to even understand if it's a tail or a stick. Oh, they're like those things they had in middle school that you would like put on your wrist. Oh, yeah. That right. Oh, yeah. Middle school. Yeah. We always did school. We always did that in middle school. Yeah, those those slapping bracelets that curled. We always did that shit.
Speaker: The slapping bracelets that curled instantly. I liked that they curved kind of along the lengthways and you that was how that worked. That was always fascinating. That's what made them snappable instantly.
Speaker: yeah Those snappable bands that were curved on the left. Why are they curled?
Speaker: mapable man name is never going to compare the huling that we have
Speaker: there callsla Oh no, this is not them to search middle school too. Oh yeah. I think that we'll search our favorite thing from middles. Yeah. Well, okay. So the first thing that comes up is no slip, no tension pro hair tie, strong ponytail holder. This is not it. Those are good too. they're good but Oh, here's something that comes up alternatives to self -harm. Oh, why does this come up? Oh, is that what we were doing in middle school? Oh, snap a rubber band around your wrist. That's true. That's not an alternative. That's not an alternative. It's harder to find yourself harm alternatives for when you're feeling angry or restless, viciously stab an orange.
Speaker: Oh, I think it's called Dazzling Toys Slap Bracelet. It's called a slap bracelet. Is it a specific brand? Dazzling. Well, the one I found was Dazzling Toys Slap Bracelet for kids both. We were dazzled by those things.
Speaker: The teacher couldn't get a word in edgewise because we were busy using a curling, slavable slappable tension brace. Dazzlers. Dazzlers. No, man. They've got other brands. There's Tiger Dough, Kid Silicon Slap Bracelet, Super Z. The Kid Silicon. That's a good brand.
Speaker: Yeah, for other toys that you like. Ooh, sexy brand sensory slap bracelet. They're sensory. It's just because they use you slap with them. Do I remember having my sensory world ah opened by these slappable sensee bracelet? I used to. I used to ah play with water in the sink and I called it water play.
Speaker: Really? That is so awesome. was howo I kind of got my sensory time in. whoa What did you do with you water? I would have little cups and we would plug the sink up. So not just the water. Well, mostly the water. To be honest, the water was the main attraction and my parents would use it as a reward for me. They'd say, if you do this chore, you'd get, you get to do water play.
Speaker: Wow. Do you still like washing the dishes? No, I don't like it. You don't do any water play at all. But what I feel like washing the dishes is like kind of different from water play. It's like water work. Kind of like the opposite of water play in some ways. Yeah. Yeah. That's why you'll never do the dishes because it's so painful to remember. If you like when you enjoyed water play. If you love work, then you'll never work. Right. That's what they say. If you love water, you'll never be wet. You'll never get wet.
Speaker: If you love stepping into a river, you'll step, you'll step into it twice. It's true. If you love something, do it twice or you will or do it more. do itize whats possible I'm still thinking about what are some, what are some good alternatives to self harm other than self love? I guess anything you do is kind of an alternative. If you're not, if you're doing it as an alternative, if you're doing it as an alternative to self harm, then that's not just anything.
Speaker: what and but you say Well, I don't know. I'm hanging out with you three right now, but it's not doing it as an alternative to self -harm, but it is an alternative. You're not choosing you from harming yourself.
Speaker: I don't know, I think he could harm himself right now if he wanted to. Well, he wouldn't be able to do much. I could be harming myself under the table, yeah. You don't see my hand. He might incentivize you now to harm yourself, though, if we were like, stop, stop. The peer pressure, yeah. We're not doing it. But we are, secretly. Yeah, what is self -harm, what is self -harm called if everyone's doing it? All harm. Just harm. Omni. Omni harm. We should end Omni harm.
Speaker: but
Speaker: There is way too much stuff for me. Men should go into schools and do assemblies about limiting omni -harm. What are you unwrapping there? You got a product? An SD card. I'm unwrapping a product. Cool. I have to unwrap this and give it to someone later. Cool. Don't mind me. What goes on in these computers? I wish I knew. It's hard to say.
Speaker: I guess that's a good rhetorical question for our audiences. What do you think goes on in a computer? What actually happens in there? Because we all see the output. We all know the end product. Also, do computer scientists have any questions about computers? Or are they pretty much set on that for us? If there's any computer scientists that listen to this, send us your questions about computers. I would like to answer a computer scientist's computer -based question. Yeah, they never get an opportunity to ask questions, I guess. They just get their attention. Yeah, they're usually giving the answers. They just Google it.
