Introduction and Podcast Name Mix-up
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tommy cresta
Yeah, I was listening to it.
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Ryan
You were listening to it?
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tommy cresta
that We sound great.
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Ryan
I'm happy to hear that.
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tommy cresta
What was I going to say?
Hosts Introduction and Movie Discussion Teaser
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tommy cresta
yeah, welcome everyone to the Popcorn Podcast.
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Ryan
Yeah, welcome everyone to the 5.45 podcast.
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tommy cresta
um I'm Tommy, that's Ryan.
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Ryan
I'm Tommy, that's Ryan.
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tommy cresta
And yeah, we're here to talk about Captain America 4 and...
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Ryan
Yeah, we're here to talk about Captain America 4 ah
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Ryan
Yeah, now they can hear you.
Checking in on Ryan and Movie Review Plans
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tommy cresta
The monkey in a movie we literally just left.
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Ryan
The monkey movie we literally just left.
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tommy cresta
And ah yeah.
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Ryan
And, yeah. Yeah. But before we get into that, of course, we always got to check in with Ryan and see how we do it mentally, physically, and then we're all around.
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tommy cresta
But before we get into that, of course, we always got to check in with Ryan, see how he's doing mentally, physically, and all around. How you
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Ryan
How you doing? after that fucking movie, not as good as I was hoping. It's crazy that review we're going to review two movies here. One of them was okay.
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Ryan
One of them was pretty bad. Was not the ones I was expecting.
Rewatch Impact and Discussion of Stephen King's Stories
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tommy cresta
I think both of them were mid.
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Ryan
i think both of them were mid.
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Ryan
That's fair. hey I don't think even one of them rewatched.
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tommy cresta
i i don't think even one of them is like a rewatch. material even though this was a rewatch for me and it a thank god i rewatched it because my score that i would have came out with 84 yeah i think i was so into like the blood part and that i was like wow this is cool dude every time you say think a shingle it's shingle talking about the australians like if they try and i'm dark and twisted but before we get into that i want to talk about where's because the monkey is stephen king short film uh
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Ryan
material yeah What did you have it originally? Because you said you liked it. Eighty fucking four. me
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Ryan
Yeah, you're all dark and creepy. and Oh yeah, the goss.
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Ryan
But before we get into that, I want to talk about The Monkey is Stephen King short film.
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tommy cresta
short story by Stephen King that he had a story.
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Ryan
Short story by Stephen King. he had the story they asked him
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tommy cresta
They asked him like in the is there ever a story that you want to make, but start writing it wasn't working?
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Ryan
ninety designer store ever a story that you and they, we, we, we, we ah talk right
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tommy cresta
And he talked about writing the story in the Denver airport that everyone's had this experience where you got to go to the bathroom, maybe you're on late for your flight.
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Ryan
everyone's happiness to
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tommy cresta
And it's a husband wife.
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Ryan
and's husband and like one thing i got to go bandger okay
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tommy cresta
And the wife's like, I got to go the bathroom. He's like, okay, remember five minutes, we got to be at our gate.
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Ryan
um five minutes gotta
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tommy cresta
She goes in, takes a while, doesn't come out.
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Ryan
goes in takes a while doesn't come out and then another cousin shows up his wife and then
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tommy cresta
And then another husband shows up, his wife goes in, doesn't come out. Another husband, wife goes in, no one comes out.
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tommy cresta
And by the fourth time, he's like, okay, we got to go in there and see.
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Ryan
but fourth i say okay we're gotta to go in that seat.
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tommy cresta
But like the woman's bathroom, they hit Stephen King uses, like even Superman can't go in there.
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Ryan
But woman's bathroom, they seem... Even Superman can't go in that.
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tommy cresta
Like it's so off.
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Ryan
Yeah. So awful. Was this pre or post 9-11? Oh, pre. Pre?
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Ryan
That matters. I assume it does, it's at an airport. It's at Denver Airport, though. Awesome airport.
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tommy cresta
Awesome airport. well
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Ryan
Well known to be very haunted.
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tommy cresta
The creepy red eyes that the horse has.
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Ryan
Creepy. That fucking statue. It's an awesome airport.
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tommy cresta
an awesome airport though, ever go inside of it.
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Ryan
never built that. Never. I've never been in.
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tommy cresta
yeah Yeah, me and my dad were.
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Ryan
I've never really been west. I've been to Ohio.
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tommy cresta
For Steubenville?
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Ryan
soon Yeah, but it's a good time.
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tommy cresta
Yeah. But he, his reason they did not make it, and like, eventually, like, please come, they go inside, and that they don't come out.
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Ryan
But his reason they didn't make it in, like, eventually, like, please come. They go inside, but they don't come out.
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tommy cresta
And like, it,
Creating Authentic Military Content
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tommy cresta
builds and builds.
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Ryan
Like, even the military eventually starts going in.
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tommy cresta
Even the military adventure starts going in.
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Ryan
It was, like, a wacky scene.
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tommy cresta
It was like a wacky Seam King idea. The whole reason he doesn't end up making doing it finishing it is that he never figures out what's in the bathroom.
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Ryan
The whole reason he doesn't end up maybe doing it, finishing it, is that never figures out what's in the bathroom. Yeah, that's That's the whole reason.
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tommy cresta
That's the whole reason.
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Ryan
Yeah, that's totally fair.
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tommy cresta
but like he's like He wrote the entire idea.
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Ryan
He wrote the entire idea.
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tommy cresta
He's like, I never came up with what's inside the bathroom.
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Ryan
He's like, I never came up with what's inside. Yeah, that happens to me.
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Ryan
I'm not saying i'm making like so I'm thinking of Stephen King yeah level shit, but I'll think of something and be like, that's a fun idea, but then I just i can't think of an ending for it.
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tommy cresta
Yeah, but like I'll start something.
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tommy cresta
Like, I want to do – I keep having this idea.
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Ryan
keep having this idea. I think because Warfare is coming out, wanted do something out there-wise.
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tommy cresta
i think because warfare is coming out. Like, I want to do something military-wise. But I want to be, like, super authentic because I want it to be, like – You know that new cadet show that – it's the new, like, ABC comedy show about the military?
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Ryan
But I want it to be super authentic. I want it know that new cadet show? It's the new like ABC comedy show that's about the military.
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tommy cresta
It looks – it's awful.
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tommy cresta
it does Like, I get it's a comedy, but, like, get the if you get the uniforms right, if you get, like, the ah like dialogue right, soldiers will love that shit.
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Ryan
yeah I get it's a comedy, but get the if you get the uniform rate, you get the dialogue rate. Soldiers will love that shit. But you've got to make it where it's like on HBO.
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tommy cresta
But if you gotta to make it where it's like on HBO or something, something that they can say the most heinous things.
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Ryan
It's not that they can say the most famous thing.
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tommy cresta
But I would love to do an idea where the first acts that like soldiers being soldiers, they're on like their base.
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Ryan
But I would love to give an idea where the first acts that have soldiers being soldiers, they're on like their base.
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tommy cresta
And then it gets super fucking serious war.
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Ryan
and then it gets for fucking serious war
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tommy cresta
And like then it becomes sad like people are dying. and
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Ryan
Oh, that sounds fun. but i keep going
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tommy cresta
But I keep coming. um I just don't know how to.
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tommy cresta
I've written like 12 pages of like ideas.
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Ryan
both pages of like idea
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Ryan
You don't know how to get to the war part?
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tommy cresta
You could do 9-11.
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Ryan
9-11. There we go, dude. That's called that's a callback, folks.
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tommy cresta
did nine eleven
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Ryan
Also, forgot. We did go to l L.A. last summer, so I have been a little bit west.
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tommy cresta
by Yeah, a little bit west, it's as far west as you're going.
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Ryan
but that was that was That was a flyover. that was That was a flyover. that doesn't It doesn't count. We just got there and left.
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tommy cresta
but like Yeah, we and we saw Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
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tommy cresta
It was, you were not.
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tommy cresta
I was dying.
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Ryan
I was dying in that movie theater.
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tommy cresta
That theater was so nice, too.
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tommy cresta
That was when I got the chicken in the fingers that smelled like caramel.
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tommy cresta
They never got them again.
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Ryan
I got popcorn that I could barely even touch. I couldn't get anything now.
Captain America 4 Review and Highlights
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tommy cresta
but Yeah, we're here to talk about The Monkey and Captain America Brave New World.
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Ryan
Yeah, we're here talking about monkeys that are breaking the world.
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tommy cresta
And which one do you want to start with?
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Ryan
Which one you want call? We saw Captain America first, so we can start with that.
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tommy cresta
Do that one first.
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Ryan
Yeah, i go for it. what are your What are your first impressions on Captain America? What were you expecting from Captain America?
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tommy cresta
worry I was expecting like a 30. Like going into it.
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Ryan
30? What do you range-wise? What do you think he gave it?
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tommy cresta
I think I 50.
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Ryan
I gave it 50. I gave it 50, too.
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tommy cresta
Actually, let me check.
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tommy cresta
I have these already written down.
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tommy cresta
Captain America, I gave 62. Because I didn't want to give in the because it's better than a 50. Better than anything I've given 50s. But it's not good enough to be a high so mid to high 60.
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Ryan
mark wow i dot get in the fifty Because I but better than anything I gave in the 50s.
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Ryan
but it's not going to a high safety. You need to high safety.
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tommy cresta
I was really nervous going into it that Anthony Mackie just wasn't going to have the charisma for me.
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Ryan
I was looking at her showing into it that Anthony Mackie just wasn't going to have the charisma for me. didn't know how it was to be a better person.
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tommy cresta
like i didn't know how he was going Captain America.
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tommy cresta
And I ended up walking out and he was my favorite part of like the whole movie.
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Ryan
And I ended up walking out and he was my favorite part.
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Ryan
Yeah. Like the whole movie, which I thought he was going to the weakest part the movie.
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tommy cresta
Which I thought he was going to weakest part of the movie. And I loved Harrison Ford.
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Ryan
And I love Harrison Ford. Excuse me.
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tommy cresta
Excuse me. I didn't like the story of why he was doing what he was doing.
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Ryan
I didn't like the story of what he was doing, what he doing.
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tommy cresta
That everything was just to make his daughter happy.
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Ryan
That everything was just to make dollar act. Yeah, I can see that.
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Ryan
That was my favorite part.
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tommy cresta
that That was like my biggest complaint.
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Ryan
Mm-hmm. and lot yeah I mean, I don't know why you didn't think Anthony Mackie was going to be fun.
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tommy cresta
And a lot of CGI. they That was choppy.
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tommy cresta
I didn't know if he had enough to lead.
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Ryan
i mean, he's been like... Okay, I can see what you're saying with that.
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tommy cresta
oh And I was wrong.
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tommy cresta
I'm very happy. other I love Anthony Mackie.
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tommy cresta
And he this dude was throwing fucking hands out there.
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Ryan
Yeah. Yeah this dude are on fucking hands
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tommy cresta
And I loved it.
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tommy cresta
It was cool that he doesn't have the serum.
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tommy cresta
The line about Bucky at the end was very funny.
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Ryan
on yeah yeah just fucking wrong
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tommy cresta
Oh, new new film tattoo as well.
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Ryan
he should have taken it
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tommy cresta
Fucking heart.
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Ryan
and phantom menace He is a menace.
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tommy cresta
Phantom Menace. He is a menace.
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Ryan
He is a menace. He is a menace.
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tommy cresta
I want them to make an OG like horror Phantom.
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Ryan
He's making 17-year-old. What?
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tommy cresta
What? No, she's 20.
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tommy cresta
The actress was underage.
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Ryan
The actress. The actress. I want them to do like the old school like horror.
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tommy cresta
I want them to do like the old school like horror Phantom.
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Ryan
Like, because he's like one of the original monsters.
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tommy cresta
Because he's like one of the original monsters. yeah
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tommy cresta
i would love someone to go.
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Ryan
ah long I love Like, I'd love the figures.
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tommy cresta
Like, I'd love Eggers to do it.
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Ryan
The cricket or something.
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tommy cresta
You gotta pick the cricket. Where the fuck was it? It's a cricket or something.
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Ryan
What? If you would know about it.
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tommy cresta
It's like the choice it comes down to.
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tommy cresta
If you even even know what I'm talking about.
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tommy cresta
it's it's it's It's not about a girl.
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tommy cresta
Like, it's not a love thing in the original. Like, he's just mean.
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tommy cresta
He's just killed murdering people.
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tommy cresta
And then he gives the girl a choice.
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Ryan
And then he gives the girl a choice.
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tommy cresta
Either this happens or this happens.
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Ryan
This happens or this happens.
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tommy cresta
And the one choice is a cricket.
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Ryan
One choice is a cricket.
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tommy cresta
And the one choice something else.
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Ryan
One choice is something else. A cricket or something else?
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tommy cresta
I can't remember what the other thing is.
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Ryan
I can't remember what that is.
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tommy cresta
But I know the one thing means a flood.
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Ryan
I know the one thing is a flood.
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tommy cresta
and that's why I'm...
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Ryan
A cricket or a wish upon a star fairy? Is the Phantom Pinocchio? You've got to watch Pod of the Ex-Weekers.
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tommy cresta
He's made of wood. You gotta watch Oddity. That's what you have to watch.
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Ryan
Oddity. Which one? That was the ah the heart the wooden guy.
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tommy cresta
That was the horror movie. Cheese Man.
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Ryan
Cheese Man. actually excuse by You keep thinking.
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tommy cresta
He's not actually made cheese, but I keep thinking. He looks like he's made of cheese. i just That's just what I refer to him as.
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tommy cresta
One of the best jumpscares I've ever seen in that movie.
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Ryan
And that's how you fill seven minutes without talking about the movie for a goddamn second.
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tommy cresta
Exactly. But, yeah.
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Ryan
That's how you do it folks. That's how you do it.
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tommy cresta
I enjoy this movie a lot more than I think people, most people are. Because, I mean, the reviews so far are not great. And we'll get into those in a second after you explain your first initial thoughts. And what, going into it, what were you expecting?
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tommy cresta
And then what did you come out thinking?
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Ryan
no I ah first thing I'll say is that I liked it more than I was expecting to.
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tommy cresta
I was be election.
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Ryan
I was going into it thinking it was going to be dog shit and just the same old MCU.
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tommy cresta
And just same old, argued that we could get it recently.
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Ryan
But I mean, arguably worse that that we've been getting recently. But it wasn't that to me.
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tommy cresta
But, it wasn't, I found it pretty fun.
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Ryan
I think I actually found it pretty fun. yeah I'm not saying it was good.
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tommy cresta
I'm not saying we can do it. It doesn't pull the candle the end the basket automatically.
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Ryan
It doesn't hold a candle to any of the past Captain Americas, but.
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tommy cresta
think Red Hulk would have been fulfilling, but he passed away sadly.
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Ryan
I think for what it was, it was pretty good.
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Ryan
I really liked Anthony Mackie. I think Harrison Ford was okay. He didn't stand out to me, but he he did the job okay.
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tommy cresta
Danny? I liked him so much more than I thought I was going to.
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Ryan
He did exactly what he needed to do.
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tommy cresta
He has some good lines.
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Ryan
I still think seeing William Hurt be Red Holt, it would have been cool.
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tommy cresta
but hal would have been
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tommy cresta
fulfilling but he i mean he passed away sadly
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Ryan
Yeah, it's just it's unfortunate. but um Also, the new Falcon.
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tommy cresta
also and you danny
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Ryan
Yeah, Danny Ramirez. I really like him.
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tommy cresta
i liked them so much more than i thought i was going to
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Ryan
I like the new Black Falcon. Yeah, because you see him you see him in Falcon Winter Soldier, and I was like, all right, this kid's kind of, he's a little annoying.
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tommy cresta
get some good lines
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Ryan
He's not not the best. I think he really stepped up in this movie.
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Ryan
I'm not saying he's not still like the kind of arrogant, kind of goofy sidekick. He totally is, but I don't know.
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tommy cresta
kind of think it works, though.
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Ryan
Yeah, I thought it worked for this.
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tommy cresta
You know who didn't work?
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tommy cresta
John Carl Esposito for me or Tim Nelson.
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Ryan
Well, Esposito had nothing to fucking do. He was just a bullshit villain.
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tommy cresta
I think it was just how he's written in the project.
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Ryan
Yeah. Yeah. I thought he was going to be like a main villain. thought it was going be like two villains kind of that work together. Esposito is barely in the goddamn movie. He has one decent...
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Ryan
ah Actually, that scene kind of sucked.
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tommy cresta
she The action scene?
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Ryan
That fight scene, it wasn't good.
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tommy cresta
That was terrible.
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tommy cresta
His speech was okay, but it still was super, like, it ended so bland.
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tommy cresta
He's like, when I get out, no shit you're gonna get out, you're a villain.
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Ryan
It's a Marvel movie.
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tommy cresta
And the thinker was terrible. The whole idea of him, the design of it.
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Ryan
Which apparently was a reshoot thing.
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tommy cresta
Because remember, they released the poster of him having the big head and everything.
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Ryan
Yeah. They released the poster. And it looked fine.
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tommy cresta
Yeah. I think what they did end up...
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tommy cresta
Me and my dad agree, it looks like they put, like, a plastic cap on him.
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Ryan
would It looks weird.
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tommy cresta
It looks weird. Something's off about the actual design.
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Ryan
Yeah, it looks dumb.
Critique of Film's Story and Opportunities
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Ryan
And the eyes, like, glowing in the dark. yeah
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tommy cresta
Yeah, that...
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tommy cresta
It's so fucking bad.
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Ryan
He looked like a zombie, but ah just it was just really, really weird. But at the same time, it was cool seeing him come back.
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tommy cresta
oh no. I was excited.
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tommy cresta
i mean, it was just... It was a long time coming.
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Ryan
Yeah, I mean, they totally fucked it up.
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Ryan
But, like, you know, it was so long that people were arguing if the Hulk was even a part of the MCU anymore because, it you know, it was Paramount and nobody liked it.
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tommy cresta
It was so...
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Ryan
So everybody just kind of cast it out.
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tommy cresta
and Which I still think is ridiculous. I like that movie.
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Ryan
um like that. Okay. okay um Yeah, but the fact that this movie is literally just a Hulk sequel with Captain America as the main character.
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tommy cresta
yes this movie li
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tommy cresta
Oh no, 100% is.
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Ryan
Realistically. like It 100% is. Yeah, it's like a legacy sequel.
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tommy cresta
Yeah, it's like a legacy sequel. It was like, I thought it was me a Captain America movie, but it really just what you're saying.
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Ryan
It was... like I thought he was Captain America, but it's really just what you're saying.
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tommy cresta
It felt more like a Hulk sequel that featured Captain America.
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Ryan
It's more like a sequel. Yeah.
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tommy cresta
I like Carl Lumby though as Isaiah Bradley still.
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tommy cresta
I thought he was cool in this.
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Ryan
Oh, yeah. No, it's super cool. I like that.
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tommy cresta
I like the idea. That was the part i was actually really invested in.
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Ryan
That was the thought I was actually really invested in.
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tommy cresta
Like everything to do with him being Captain America now.
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Ryan
Everything to do with Captain America, not having seen it.
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tommy cresta
Not having a serum.
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Ryan
And the whole idea of the movie.
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tommy cresta
And the whole idea of the mind control stuff. Which I wish they leaned into more.
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Ryan
I wish they made it more. Yeah.
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tommy cresta
Like I would have taken...
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Ryan
like I would have taken...
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tommy cresta
Why not just give Mark Ruffalo his own Hulk movie.
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Ryan
Why not eventually Parker Ullrich is queen of Hulk that fights Red Hulk.
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tommy cresta
That he fights Red Hulk. Why is Red Hulk fighting Captain America?
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Ryan
Why Red Hulk fighting Captain America?
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Ryan
Yeah, it felt like they just focused on the wrong things. And also, you bring it up.
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Ryan
ah like We always bring up random shit we'd like to see. could do an Isaiah Bradley movie or show just like in during Korea.
00:11:05
tommy cresta
That would be cool.
00:11:06
Ryan
like I would love to see they they talk about it when he broke orders or whatever to go save the prisoners. I would love to see that. That would just be an awesome little Captain America movie.
00:11:15
tommy cresta
And it could be a straight-to-streaming movie.
00:11:15
Ryan
It be very interesting movie.
00:11:17
tommy cresta
like It doesn't have to be crazy.
00:11:17
Ryan
Yeah, i don't I don't even care. like It doesn't have to be huge.
00:11:19
tommy cresta
It should be the guy from Severn.
00:11:19
Ryan
Just put something out because it seems like a cool character. When you see it, there's a black action Maw.
00:11:25
tommy cresta
There's a black actor in Severn, too.
00:11:25
Ryan
I think he'd be pretty cool.
00:11:26
tommy cresta
I love and he I think he would be a pretty cool Isaiah Bradley.
00:11:27
Ryan
I think it was his nephew. Because he becomes Captain America. Yeah. ah wonder if they were gonna bring back his um think he was his nephew
00:11:34
tommy cresta
yeah he's Yeah, I think he'll be a young Avenger.
00:11:34
Ryan
drugwa so because he is yeah he is like
00:11:37
tommy cresta
He is one of the young Avengers eventually.
00:11:37
Ryan
he becomes catholic america yeah So I wonder they'll ever bring him back. but Or the rest of the end, Stephen will never get this question to answer.
00:11:43
tommy cresta
Or we'll be like the rest of the MCU and we'll never get these questions answered.
00:11:46
Ryan
Never. Well, I mean, or a decade later, like we thought with, you know, The Thinker.
00:11:46
tommy cresta
well ah decade
00:11:51
Ryan
Yeah. Never thought that going happen. Or Red Hulk. And I know you didn't look at that.
00:11:54
tommy cresta
And I know you didn't really care. I was really excited by the post-credit scene.
00:11:55
Ryan
I was really excited about it. I was excited about it.
00:11:59
tommy cresta
Just because
00:11:59
Ryan
Just because I know that it's about so much.
00:12:00
tommy cresta
I know that they've talked about so much. It just felt, I finally was like, okay, like, it seems like we're moving towards it.
00:12:02
Ryan
It just felt, I finally was like, okay, it seems like we're moving towards it.
00:12:07
tommy cresta
Like, or they're at least talking about it more when it seemed like the Kang thing was the last thing I remember being like, okay, there's something.
00:12:07
Ryan
Or at least talking about it more when seemed like the Kang thing was
00:12:13
Ryan
Well, yeah, but the Kang shit happened and nobody liked it.
00:12:15
Ryan
So they kind of just stopped. Well, yeah, he also.
00:12:18
tommy cresta
yeah His new movie looks really good, though.
00:12:20
tommy cresta
That bodybuilding movie that was supposed to come out last year.
00:12:21
Ryan
Which one was that? Yeah, I remember.
00:12:24
tommy cresta
Remember has that one where he's like a crazy guy that wants to be an amazing, like, bodybuilder?
00:12:28
Ryan
yeah i don remember my do
00:12:29
tommy cresta
Oh my, dude, it looks insane.
00:12:31
tommy cresta
It looks really good, which kind of sucks.
00:12:31
Ryan
it's really so Yeah, it sucks. um But yeah, no, I think the post-credit scene, just it just rehashed shit that we already kind of knew about.
00:12:42
Ryan
I was hoping it would be something that led into Thunderbolts because, you know, we see Bucky towards the end. Like, I feel like that would have made more sense because that's the next movie coming out.
00:12:52
tommy cresta
How is he going to end up in the situation for the Thunderbolts when he's running for governor?
00:12:52
Ryan
Yeah, the I have no idea. so
00:12:57
tommy cresta
Senator? Governor?
00:12:58
Ryan
Congress, I thought.
00:13:00
tommy cresta
Oh, Congressman Barnes.
00:13:00
Ryan
think it was Congress.
00:13:02
tommy cresta
I did like that scene when he walks away and then Sabra or whatever his name is.
00:13:03
Ryan
I think that's what he walks away in and I'm soft, sweet, stable, whatever.
00:13:08
tommy cresta
He's taller I thought. Pretty eyes.
00:13:09
Ryan
He's tall and I feel high.
00:13:11
Ryan
like he's 126 years old.
00:13:11
tommy cresta
He's like, I can work for that. Yeah, I'm from the greatest generation.
00:13:13
Ryan
That was funny. It also is the biggest trump card in politics. If you're running for politics and there' somebody's talking shit and you're like, dude, I literally fought in World War II.
00:13:17
tommy cresta
Like, what are you going to say to me?
00:13:23
tommy cresta
yeah i'm from the greatest generation like what do you guysnna say to me
00:13:24
Ryan
Could you imagine? Yeah, dude, that'd be – if he just pulled that card. Oh, man.
00:13:28
tommy cresta
But a quick rundown for everyone.
00:13:28
Ryan
I'm going to have quick rundown for and
00:13:30
tommy cresta
This film was directed by Julius Ona. um It has a 49% Rotten Tomatoes, 6.1 out of 10 IMDb, 42 on Metacritic, 58% on Google. And the synopsis for this film is that Sam finds himself in the middle of an international incident after meeting with the president Thaddeus Ross, Thaddeus Thunderbolt Ross.
00:13:45
Ryan
Thaddeus Thunderbolt Ross.
00:13:47
tommy cresta
ah He must soon discover the reason behind nefarious global plot before the true mastermind has the entire world seeing red.
00:13:47
Ryan
You must see the term.
00:13:55
tommy cresta
That's a stupid ass synopsis.
00:13:58
tommy cresta
Yeah, I got it.
00:13:58
Ryan
Seeing red? you know who's red?
00:14:02
tommy cresta
And the mastermind.
00:14:05
Ryan
Who is who knew Seth Rollins playing in this movie?
00:14:07
tommy cresta
His role got cut.
00:14:09
Ryan
Why is he third credit on Google?
00:14:11
tommy cresta
I have no idea. Oh my god, this is 80% audience score.
00:14:12
Ryan
my god this is an eighty percent group to our audience His character name is just actor.
00:14:15
tommy cresta
character and Yeah, I know that they cut his um
00:14:17
Ryan
And then Rosa the so solo Salazar, fucking that took a minute, is just actress. yeah i know
00:14:27
tommy cresta
Oh my god, Mickey 17's up to an 89. Debut like in 70-something.
00:14:27
Ryan
my god, Mickey's ever seen that from
00:14:34
tommy cresta
No credit consensus yet, though.
00:14:35
Ryan
Yeah, Danny Ramirez doesn't even have a picture.
00:14:38
tommy cresta
Dude, how about Warner Brothers having three films this year that are going to have two got an actor playing two people?
00:14:38
Ryan
how about Google sucks. What do you mean? Interesting. And The Monkey. Not Warner Brothers.
00:14:45
tommy cresta
Alto Knights with De Niro, Sinners with Michael B.
00:14:46
Ryan
you going to be jordan
00:14:47
tommy cresta
Jordan, and now Mickey 17.
00:14:50
tommy cresta
i thought it was pretty, like...
00:14:50
Ryan
i hope and the monkey not want to really
00:14:53
tommy cresta
Not Warner Brothers, though. but I feel like they've really been leaning into that more recently.
00:14:55
Ryan
I feel like they've really been leaning into that more recently.
Performance Reviews and Military Portrayal
00:14:58
tommy cresta
Because I feel like like we can save so much money.
00:14:58
Ryan
I feel like we could save so much money. Yeah, if we just pay the same guy a little bit more.
00:15:03
Ryan
It was double the work for paying a half.
00:15:05
tommy cresta
double um Pretty much the same day.
00:15:08
Ryan
So yeah, 40% of the same amount.
00:15:10
tommy cresta
So yeah, 49%, as said, on Rotten Tomatoes with 80% audience score, which I think is
00:15:12
Ryan
80% audience feels pretty high.
00:15:14
tommy cresta
Pretty high. ah But the critical consensus is that Anthony Mackie capably takes on the Cat Mantle and S.H.I.E.L.D., but Brave New World is too routine and overstuffed with uninteresting Easter eggs to feel like it's a worthy standalone adventure for the new Avengers leader.
00:15:15
Ryan
But if you're consensus that Anthony Mackie capably takes on the Catman to feel a bragging world, too routine and over-subject, uninterested Easter egg, feel like it's a one-day stimulus venture to a new adventure.
00:15:27
tommy cresta
I completely agree.
00:15:27
Ryan
I completely agree with it.
00:15:28
tommy cresta
that I feel like they wasted a really ah really good Captain America but performance in this story.
00:15:29
Ryan
I feel like they wasted a really, really key Captain America performance in this story. Even his charisma can't say this.
00:15:38
tommy cresta
Even his charisma couldn't save this.
00:15:40
Ryan
No, I didn't think so.
00:15:41
Ryan
I mean, he is great, though.
00:15:41
tommy cresta
I mean, he is great.
00:15:42
Ryan
like he's He's still Anthony Mackie.
00:15:44
Ryan
He's still Sam Wilson. like He's been one of my favorite characters for a while. Ever since that introduction in Winter Soldier, it's just awesome.
00:15:50
tommy cresta
on your left
00:15:51
Ryan
yeah Well, that too. But, um, well, yeah, but then he says, he says it Endgame.
00:15:53
tommy cresta
isn't that his introduction well yeah yeah that's what i was thinking about i meant that scene um dude i knew i probably haven't seen that movie since it was in theaters and i will say one thing i'm happy to be
00:15:59
Ryan
Yeah, Cap says it Winter Soldier. He's like, don't say it! Yeah. Dude, I knew I'd probably instantly since it was in the year. It's good. And I will say, the one thing that I'm happy they brought up again was um the the thinker brings it up.
00:16:11
Ryan
and He's like, you always wanted to talk to people.
00:16:13
Ryan
Why don't you want to talk to me? Talking to Cap. Because that's when he how he got introduced.
00:16:16
Ryan
He invited Steve to like ah he was running like a veterans therapy group thing.
00:16:23
tommy cresta
what when he played
00:16:23
Ryan
That's what he needs what he invited Steve to. So, I don't know. I thought that was kind of nice to come back. Because he became an Avenger and was like, yeah, whatever.
00:16:28
tommy cresta
Because he to the bank with leg.
00:16:30
Ryan
They'll be fine. He just never got brought up again. Oh, another big answer.
00:16:33
tommy cresta
yeah Oh, another big downsides move. Okay, if you're going to add military soldiers in a movie, they're not wearing their pre their patrol caps, their hats.
00:16:37
Ryan
You're going to add military soldiers in a movie. They're not wearing their patrol caps or hats.
00:16:44
tommy cresta
They will not be wearing those with vests and rifles.
00:16:44
Ryan
They will not be wearing those with vests and rifles.
00:16:47
tommy cresta
You will always have your helmet on.
00:16:47
Ryan
You will always have your helmet on.
00:16:49
tommy cresta
It's so stupid.
00:16:50
tommy cresta
It's so simple.
00:16:50
Ryan
It's so simple. But then you can't see what they look like.
00:16:51
tommy cresta
It's stupid. You don't see what they look like anyway.
00:16:53
Ryan
don't see what they look like anyway.
00:16:57
tommy cresta
It's one of my, I mean, it is one of my biggest.
00:16:57
Ryan
It's one of my biggest.
00:17:00
tommy cresta
And people, the way that they, people that they pick first off do not look like soldiers.
00:17:00
Ryan
And people, the way that they do it, they do They do not look like soldiers.
00:17:05
Ryan
That main guy looked okay. The main Navy SEALs?
00:17:07
tommy cresta
No, those were guys were great.
00:17:09
tommy cresta
The SEALs, I'm sorry.
00:17:09
Ryan
The SEALs were really well-looking.
00:17:09
tommy cresta
The SEALs were really well done. They were their helmets.
00:17:11
Ryan
They were their helmets. They looked like SEALs.
00:17:13
tommy cresta
They um and look like SEALs. Their gear look like SEAL gear.
00:17:14
Ryan
They're a real-looking SEAL here.
00:17:16
tommy cresta
I mean the infantry people that arrest the thinker.
00:17:16
Ryan
I mean, the English you know that arrests the thinker.
00:17:19
tommy cresta
They like their patrol.
00:17:23
tommy cresta
Makes me very angry. I mean, there's not many things I feel like I truly get mad at, but those simple, small things that literally cost you no money to make a difference.
00:17:24
Ryan
I mean, there's not many things I feel like can't really get into that, but that is simple, small things that a lady calls you no money to make a difference.
00:17:31
tommy cresta
And it's not just night and day.
00:17:32
Ryan
Just a little bit of attention.
00:17:34
Ryan
Literally. How much trouble would you get in if you got caught doing something like that?
00:17:38
tommy cresta
I mean, I would get fucked up for, like, no joke.
00:17:38
Ryan
um mean, I'd get caught. Like, no joke.
00:17:41
tommy cresta
Well, not anymore, because they pass a new thing that in any branch of the motor, you can't can't smoke people anymore.
00:17:41
Ryan
Well, Johnny works. Any breath in the water, you can't smoke. It's rude. That's conversation
00:17:47
tommy cresta
Which is so ridiculous. That's a conversation that isn't for podcasts.
00:17:49
Ryan
that we've got go out there.
00:17:52
tommy cresta
Um... Back to Brave New World.
00:17:54
tommy cresta
Trying to think of some more positive things.
00:17:56
Ryan
think it's a more positive thing.
00:17:57
tommy cresta
You guys really like the whole fighter.
00:17:57
Ryan
You guys really like the whole – don't want to –
00:17:58
tommy cresta
I don't want to. It's still not.
00:18:00
Ryan
Oh, the the whole fighter jet.
00:18:02
tommy cresta
The whole fighter pilot scene.
00:18:02
Ryan
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I enjoyed that.
00:18:04
tommy cresta
I did not. i That was my.
00:18:05
Ryan
and um think one i think the whole that I saw.
00:18:05
tommy cresta
i like I was so uninterested. I think the whole CGI stuff is really starting
00:18:10
Ryan
I didn't think this one was that bad. It wasn't super, like, I'm not saying it was as good as it has been in the past.
00:18:11
tommy cresta
to. Yeah. Yeah.
00:18:15
Ryan
It hasn't been at that level of, like, the original ones, the original kind of saga in a very long time. It really hasn't. And this one isn't a total exception, but I think this one was better than, like, Ant-Man.
00:18:24
tommy cresta
I think one was better than the movie.
00:18:25
Ryan
thank you and feel like I more, like,
00:18:29
tommy cresta
where you it might look good but you still know it's cgi
00:18:29
Ryan
Yeah. might look still know Yeah.
00:18:31
tommy cresta
i think redho looks horrible but then you compare it to like other things you like
00:18:31
Ryan
was like, top three movie. Like, no. No, it's not. I never.
00:18:35
tommy cresta
like the original hulk scene where you come busting out of the building still looks great to at all the time
00:18:40
tommy cresta
but around we also when we rewatch it saw a lot of scenes that don't look good
00:18:40
Ryan
but wrong we also go we reppo call a lot of
00:18:45
tommy cresta
and i'm taking back what i say about liking the movie because i forgot how much i hated when we rewatched it for the rankings episode
00:18:45
Ryan
and i'm thinking about like how yeah and then andrew scott was like top three movies like no
00:18:54
tommy cresta
i'm like, no.
00:18:55
tommy cresta
No, not. I never.
00:18:58
tommy cresta
That was one of the most tiring couple of days, just re-watching the entirety of the MC.
00:18:58
Ryan
that was one iron ah just rewatching the entire movie. oh
00:19:04
Ryan
I still have those the little, ah what you call them?
00:19:07
Ryan
Sticky notes with all the scores on them.
00:19:10
Ryan
Every time I see it, I get queasy.
00:19:12
tommy cresta
You're like, what
00:19:12
Ryan
I remember it was so refreshing when I was doing a blast at the time.
00:19:13
tommy cresta
I remember was so refreshing when we watched the Paramount ones. Because that first Cat America, I gave that movie so much shit for such a long time.
00:19:17
Ryan
That first time heard that movie, think that movie is so much shit. Movie's good.
00:19:20
tommy cresta
The movie's a good movie.
00:19:21
Ryan
Movie's a good movie. So good. And that kid like a single host, that's a real good movie.
00:19:22
tommy cresta
And that kid that gets taken as hostage, that's a real hero right there.
00:19:25
tommy cresta
He's like, no, I can swim.
00:19:25
Ryan
Oh, in the beginning?
00:19:26
tommy cresta
Like, saves the day. But, yeah, I love that scene.
00:19:29
Ryan
I forgot about that scene. know And so you're waiting for him to just dive in. like, no, you're good, dude.
00:19:33
tommy cresta
I can so i can swim.
00:19:33
Ryan
Get him. Kill him. Go kill him. I don't know.
00:19:35
tommy cresta
um But, yeah, I i think Anthony Mackie really needs another chance.
00:19:37
Ryan
I mean. Damn. Yeah, I don't know.
00:19:41
tommy cresta
And it's going suck because I don't think he's going to get it.
00:19:41
Ryan
it's just sucks i don't think he's gonna
00:19:44
tommy cresta
like a solo project again.
00:19:46
tommy cresta
Because they, they still need to make, uh, what was it?
00:19:47
Ryan
i mean so so make hundred and seventy million more
00:19:50
tommy cresta
make $170 million more break even.
00:19:53
Ryan
damn yeah i don't know
00:19:55
Ryan
i mean, maybe maybe if the next Avengers movie hits, maybe they'll be like, all right, this was a fluke.
00:19:55
tommy cresta
I mean, maybe, maybe if the next Avengers, it's, maybe they'll be like, I feel really like him.
00:20:02
Ryan
Obviously, if we get people back into liking Avengers movies, because it's not like this I mean, this movie made the Marvel's entire gross in the opening weekend.
00:20:03
tommy cresta
Yeah. So like,
00:20:13
Ryan
So, like, ah people are just people just aren't interested in Marvel anymore.
00:20:13
tommy cresta
so like Yeah, they're not going to put out another 200 million.
00:20:17
Ryan
I don't think it's Anthony Mackie's fault, and i hope I hope the studio realizes that.
00:20:20
tommy cresta
Yeah. Dude, that's...
00:20:22
Ryan
But I also understand, like, movie doesn't make money. They're not going to make a second one because they're not just going to burn money.
00:20:27
tommy cresta
yeah're not gonna put out on the two hundred million
00:20:31
Ryan
But, I mean, yeah, I would like to see another one because I would like to see ah Captain America story.
00:20:37
Ryan
Like, it just wasn't a real Captain America story.
00:20:37
tommy cresta
like its just
00:20:40
Ryan
It was a Hulk story with Captain America in it, which is just disappointing.
00:20:45
tommy cresta
I would love to see like – like the first kind American movie is so good because it's in this mystical fantasy superhero
00:20:45
Ryan
would love to see, like, the first Captain America movie in this mystical fantasy superhero
Comparisons to Original Captain America Films
00:20:52
tommy cresta
world, but it feels so grounded.
00:20:52
Ryan
world Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. yeah short shooting laser
00:20:54
tommy cresta
But these people are shooting lasers at them.
00:20:56
tommy cresta
And he's out there with a c Colt 1911 just gunning down Nazis, which are really cool.
00:20:57
Ryan
ninety one yeah yeah
00:21:01
tommy cresta
Well, it's Hydra, but Nazis really.
00:21:03
Ryan
Well, and there they were Nazis.
00:21:04
Ryan
But um yeah, the first Captain America, it still feels like – it feels so different because it still – it feels like a World War II movie just with a superhero twist.
00:21:05
tommy cresta
I want like – oh, I'm sorry. It feels good. so
00:21:13
tommy cresta
Yeah, and there's a guy red skin.
00:21:13
Ryan
You what I mean? Like, yeah, there's still people getting shot.
00:21:16
Ryan
Like I love – the thing that always stuck with me like as a kid when I first watched it, when he does that big prison break and they're all like running out in the tanks, dude, there's just like bodies dropping as they're running away.
00:21:19
tommy cresta
The propeller. the roll there No, that movie's violent.
00:21:25
Ryan
I'm like, damn. Yeah.
00:21:27
tommy cresta
but Even the dude goes in the plane.
00:21:27
Ryan
And then when Bucky dies – Yeah.
00:21:30
tommy cresta
Gets cut up in the blade.
00:21:31
tommy cresta
That is all messy scene.
00:21:32
Ryan
That is messy. It's Indiana Jones. Yeah.
00:21:34
Ryan
But um I always remember too, when – does Isaiah Bradley say he gets drunk in this movie? Does he say – I don't know why that's sticking to my head because he goes to the White House and he has a drink.
00:21:42
tommy cresta
I don't think he says he gets drunk.
00:21:46
Ryan
um I don't remember right, but I i couldn't remember if he said something.
00:21:47
tommy cresta
don't know. I can't remember if I said something.
00:21:50
Ryan
But the only reason I bring that up is because I remember the scene and the first Captain America now where Bucky dies, quote, unquote.
00:21:50
tommy cresta
But the only reason I'm not, because I've never seen it in the first half of the night, where it's public eye.
00:21:56
Ryan
And then Steve's drinking and he's like, you know, the worst thing is that it speeds up my metabolism, which means he I can't get drunk, is so sad that he's just his best friend died.
00:21:56
tommy cresta
And then Steve's drinking. And he's like, you know, worst thing is that it speeds up my head. Which means I can't get drunk. Which is so sad. It is.
00:22:05
Ryan
And he's like, all I want to do is just I can't get drunk.
00:22:06
tommy cresta
He's like, all the good news. I can't get drunk.
00:22:11
tommy cresta
Just like Superman.
00:22:12
tommy cresta
Superman can't get drunk either.
00:22:14
tommy cresta
Well, that's Superman 4.
00:22:16
tommy cresta
Superman Returns, whatever. Remember the last one?
00:22:17
Ryan
Is that when he's flicking the peanuts?
00:22:19
tommy cresta
Yeah, he's at the bar, and he's like...
00:22:19
Ryan
Yeah. is unbar Well, that was bad Superman. That wasn't him, right? There's two.
00:22:24
tommy cresta
i feel Dude, that movie's so bad.
00:22:24
Ryan
Because he loses his powers, then there's a second one that gets the powers.
00:22:27
tommy cresta
That movie should never got made.
00:22:28
Ryan
Yeah. i I just remember the bad one, throwing him into, like, the dump. He's leaving him.
00:22:34
tommy cresta
No, he that's how he gets rid of bad Superman.
00:22:36
Ryan
Oh, is it? um haven't seen the movie in forever.
00:22:38
tommy cresta
It's terrible.
00:22:38
Ryan
Yeah. Yeah, it's great.
00:22:39
tommy cresta
The first one of that movie, that first Superman movie will forever be like a top 10 superhero movie.
00:22:40
Ryan
Mm-hmm. ever be it's great
00:22:44
tommy cresta
That has such an effect on my life. what i was What I want to say is that I would love to see a Captain America movie in that same style of World War war i but do more like the modern day war.
00:22:47
Ryan
What I want to say is that I would love to see a Captain America in that scene of World War II and the New War, like the modern day war.
00:22:57
tommy cresta
we're in Like, sadly, the war in the Middle East.
00:22:57
Ryan
The war in the Middle East.
00:23:00
tommy cresta
But I like when, i feel like you don't see it very often, superheroes taking on the newer wars.
00:23:00
Ryan
But I like when, because you don't see the very office of heroes taking on the newer wars, like World War the Soldier War, any that.
00:23:05
tommy cresta
normally World War II, like, Soldier Boy or any of that. But even that scene in The Boys, I know The Boys very different from Marvel, but that scene when the guys are about raid the building and Homelander shows up and just busts through the place, I would love...
00:23:08
Ryan
But even that scene of the wars, I know the war is very different part. But that scene when Black Noir is in the building and Tony shows up and gets the war. Don't worry, guys. I got this one. Yeah.
00:23:17
tommy cresta
he's like, you're the real heroes.
00:23:19
tommy cresta
Like, that, I would love to see a more modern thing, because feel like that's where Captain America would thrive, like, in that, like,
00:23:20
Ryan
that would look doing
00:23:25
tommy cresta
It's so close quarters.
00:23:26
tommy cresta
it's so like I would love to see more of the Civil War opening scene where he's fighting all the dudes.
00:23:27
Ryan
like i love to see more like the work title yeah i need more
00:23:31
tommy cresta
I need more of that.
00:23:32
Ryan
yeah j felt at the opening of this he was funny
00:23:32
tommy cresta
It felt like the opening of this, he was fighting like that. like It was hand-to-hand. He was throwing the shield.
00:23:37
tommy cresta
I did not like his wings. I do have to say that.
00:23:43
Ryan
but what do you mean you don't like the way like
00:23:44
tommy cresta
I don't like the Wakanda part.
00:23:45
Ryan
You don't like the vibranium they have that now?
00:23:47
Ryan
I thought it was kind of cool.
00:23:48
tommy cresta
makes sense like
00:23:48
Ryan
It makes sense. So like you'd fucking help us out.
00:23:50
tommy cresta
I guess because I think you just i'm like you're Captain America now.
00:23:52
tommy cresta
Get rid of the wings. and not Falcon anymore.
00:23:55
Ryan
he doesn't have the serum.
00:23:55
tommy cresta
Yeah, I forgot.
00:23:57
Ryan
i get He would just be a dude with a shield.
00:23:58
tommy cresta
i don't know.
00:24:00
tommy cresta
Yo, that shield could make me fucking awesome, dude.
00:24:01
Ryan
that's your i mean, it's true.
00:24:02
tommy cresta
I know there's one of the things that we never have ever had in the comments.
00:24:04
Ryan
I will say that the only thing with the shield, and I know this wasn't a thing in the movies. They never outright said it at least, but in the comics, he can only throw the shield so like accurately because the serum made him smarter as well.
00:24:09
tommy cresta
He can only throw his throat, so I didn't need to go
00:24:15
Ryan
Sam just doesn't have that.
00:24:18
Ryan
They never said that in the movies.
00:24:18
tommy cresta
ever said that
00:24:19
Ryan
But it's still a little pep even just like you got that shit down in like a month.
00:24:23
Ryan
Like you're doing complex angles of it's going to hit that that, that, that, that and hit that guy in the dick and then come back to me.
00:24:29
Ryan
And I'm like that's and that's incredible.
00:24:30
tommy cresta
But he practiced it. You saw he saw his training montage.
00:24:32
Ryan
He did. He practiced it. We did. I'm so i'm just saying. It's like he he got that shit down fast.
00:24:37
tommy cresta
He did get that shit down fast. what do you What do you think?
00:24:40
tommy cresta
What did you enjoy more?
00:24:40
Ryan
What did you enjoy more?
00:24:41
tommy cresta
The series or this?
00:24:41
Ryan
The experience? Yeah.
00:24:45
tommy cresta
feel like I'm on the same side.
00:24:45
Ryan
ah Kind of on the same level. Because...
00:24:47
tommy cresta
Because, like, I feel like when the series
00:24:49
Ryan
Like... i feel like when the series came out, it was still that beginning of the downfall. Where the MCU was still the MCU and people still had hope. And...
00:24:58
Ryan
um The show was just okay, if I remember it right.
00:25:00
tommy cresta
the show was just okay.
00:25:02
Ryan
Like, it was kind of exactly how I felt about this. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't anything special. It wasn't super memorable.
00:25:08
tommy cresta
It wasn't super memorable. But, I feel like that, I might like the show, because it just had more to do with Captain America.
00:25:09
Ryan
But... I feel like that... I might like the show more because it just had more to do with Captain America.
00:25:16
tommy cresta
Yeah, like, I like the, I was going to say, i like the show more.
00:25:16
Ryan
Yeah. and him and hugs just
00:25:18
tommy cresta
Yeah, and the animation that made it, whereas, you know, obviously, you have lot stuff to do.
00:25:18
Ryan
yeah And him taking that mantle. Whereas, you know, it obviously had a lot of stuff with Bucky too. But
Character and Theme Discussions in Captain America
00:25:23
tommy cresta
I think also, agree with John's topic, why are you talking about it?
00:25:23
Ryan
I think also fucking, I forget his name, John something.
00:25:27
Ryan
Wyatt Russell's character.
00:25:28
Ryan
I think I like that character.
00:25:28
tommy cresta
i think John Walker.
00:25:30
Ryan
John Walker. Thank you.
00:25:31
tommy cresta
Yeah, which you're going to get more of, which I'm excited for.
00:25:33
tommy cresta
with the Thunderbolts.
00:25:33
Ryan
Thunderbolts. But um ah we still stand on that. He did nothing wrong. It wasn't a good look, but.
00:25:38
tommy cresta
was Yeah, it wasn't a good look.
00:25:39
Ryan
yeah it wasn't a good His best friend got killed in front of him. He got mad.
00:25:43
Ryan
it's a you know what I mean?
00:25:45
tommy cresta
I've known against what he did.
00:25:46
tommy cresta
I think we said that in the episode when we talked about it.
00:25:46
Ryan
so Yeah, it's kind of...
00:25:49
tommy cresta
remember really, i think the first couple episodes were weak.
00:25:50
Ryan
I really... think the first call I said this was... I think I loved the last couple of
00:25:53
tommy cresta
And i think like I loved the last couple, though. Because I remember really liking the finale.
00:25:55
Ryan
remember really liking finale. Yeah, I don't really remember enough.
00:25:57
tommy cresta
which I know some people have like an issue with is like that they talk about him being black and like, they're like, that's like the whole show.
00:25:58
Ryan
I think that you have to talk about it. i
00:26:03
tommy cresta
I do not agree with that.
00:26:04
tommy cresta
I think that you have to, you have to talk about it, especially with the way the world is the U S is right now.
00:26:05
Ryan
think have Especially with the way the world is the U.S. in right now.
00:26:11
tommy cresta
And those kinds of things are an issue.
00:26:11
Ryan
And those kind of things are an issue.
00:26:13
tommy cresta
I mean, the things with athletes, uh, famously flyers player, Wayne Simmons, who was beloved by the city had like three bad games in a row and they started throwing bananas at them on the ice, which,
00:26:13
Ryan
I mean, some things with athletes, famously fire players and students who were loved by the city, had like three big games in a row, and they started throwing bananas at them. Yeah.
00:26:24
tommy cresta
ah So these things do happen.
00:26:24
Ryan
So these things do happen.
00:26:25
tommy cresta
i think that hit that whole speech at the end about it doesn't matter what I am.
00:26:25
Ryan
I think that whole speech the end of the night, it doesn't matter what I am. I think I'm just trying to be healthy.
00:26:29
tommy cresta
He's like, I'm just trying to be help people. I think that was an important scene.
00:26:31
Ryan
I think that's an important thing.
00:26:32
tommy cresta
I love that scene.
00:26:32
Ryan
I love that speech. Especially with the new suit, which I know we both wanted to stay in suit.
00:26:33
tommy cresta
Especially with the new suit, which I know we both wanted to stay the suit. yeah
00:26:38
Ryan
Yeah, I like this. I mean, I don't hate the muted one.
00:26:39
tommy cresta
But he hated it. That's why they got rid of it.
00:26:41
Ryan
that's what I think he just hated the costume.
00:26:43
tommy cresta
Yeah, hated the head feast for it.
00:26:43
Ryan
He hated the head. He hated the head, yeah. Although I don't mind the second one. The more, like, muted blue and gray.
00:26:48
tommy cresta
Yeah, the darker kind of clothes to the caps.
00:26:48
Ryan
um Yeah. I don't mind that.
00:26:50
tommy cresta
Winter Soldier one.
00:26:51
Ryan
Yeah. But I do think the white and blue was pretty cool.
00:26:52
tommy cresta
I like it. It was because it was different.
00:26:54
Ryan
It was. It was different.
00:26:55
tommy cresta
and It was in his suit.
00:26:55
Ryan
Yeah. It popped more.
00:26:57
Ryan
they did power Yeah.
00:26:57
tommy cresta
It did pop with the white mask.
00:26:58
Ryan
with the layman. Yeah.
00:26:59
tommy cresta
Damn, that was a good suit, though.
00:27:01
Ryan
He gets rid of that shit real quick.
00:27:04
tommy cresta
Never shows up again.
00:27:05
Ryan
Never chose it. Danny Mackey's like, I'll wear it for two days and that's it.
00:27:09
Ryan
We gotta film this. Yeah. But I hope...
00:27:13
Ryan
um What's his name? new Falcon. Danny Ramirez.
00:27:16
Ryan
I forget his character name. But I hope he gets like an actual suit.
00:27:19
tommy cresta
ah tour i think he's I think that's what they were kind of hinting at.
00:27:21
Ryan
think he's I think that's a great fight.
00:27:23
tommy cresta
As much as he's like, no, it's not going to happen.
00:27:23
Ryan
Yeah. yeah Because it is the very end of the movie. He's like, if I made some...
00:27:26
tommy cresta
Well, we haven't said why, but we'll get into why the suit gets...
00:27:32
tommy cresta
We think you should get in his suit.
00:27:33
Ryan
Knocked out of commission. But the the whole time he's flying around in like the stock, like military one that Sam originally had.
00:27:34
tommy cresta
It's a green. Yeah. Yeah.
00:27:40
tommy cresta
it green and
00:27:41
Ryan
Yeah. Because that was, again, how that it started.
00:27:43
Ryan
he He was flying that in Afghanistan, like you were saying you wanted to see.
00:27:47
Ryan
And he's just flying around like the base set with nothing cool.
00:27:47
tommy cresta
and just one around
00:27:50
Ryan
I just, don't I wonder what his is to look like.
00:27:53
tommy cresta
I did love that scene where he chased the guys down.
00:27:53
Ryan
I did love that. the guy
00:27:55
tommy cresta
He's like, damn, no one saw that.
00:27:57
Ryan
Yeah. Connor did not like that.
00:27:59
tommy cresta
I thought it was just, it didn't have to be, it could they could have taken it way too far.
00:28:00
Ryan
It was just... It didn't have to be... They could have taken it way too far.
00:28:05
tommy cresta
Like where he could have been dancing for a long time.
00:28:05
Ryan
Yeah. It was just a quick...
00:28:07
tommy cresta
Yeah, it was a quick little quip.
00:28:08
Ryan
Yeah. Quick little fist bump on a quip.
00:28:11
tommy cresta
But do you want to, do you nobody saw that?
00:28:12
Ryan
Right. If he did like a dance and was like, nobody saw that? That
Spoiler Alert and Political Undertones
00:28:15
tommy cresta
would have went fast, yeah.
00:28:16
tommy cresta
you want get into spoilers?
00:28:17
Ryan
Yeah. Might as well.
00:28:18
tommy cresta
Yeah. So, jump ahead.
00:28:21
tommy cresta
What time are we at? I mean, feel like there's not a lot left to talk about.
00:28:21
Ryan
I mean, it's not a lot.
00:28:24
Ryan
Yeah. talk about No, we talked about a bunch. I'm sure we already spoiled some those.
00:28:26
tommy cresta
um sure Yeah, but this we're going to spoil some stuff.
00:28:28
Ryan
doesn't really matter. We're going to go real deep into it.
00:28:30
tommy cresta
you want to like five minutes ahead, we'll see what...
00:28:35
tommy cresta
Yeah, real deep.
00:28:36
Ryan
When that shark came out.
00:28:36
tommy cresta
that When Batman showed up.
00:28:37
Ryan
Yeah, yeah. When Batman started surfing that missile.
00:28:42
tommy cresta
See, I fucking hated that.
00:28:42
Ryan
See, I fucking hated that. You hated that? That was one of my biggest memories in the entire movie.
00:28:46
tommy cresta
That was one of my biggest preppies in the entire movie.
00:28:50
Ryan
He had to kick it down.
00:28:51
Ryan
Dude, literally just think my brain went to Batman and Robin.
00:28:51
tommy cresta
Dude, I just think my brain went to Batman and around when they're surfing through the air.
00:28:56
Ryan
I mean, so did that so of mine.
00:28:56
Ryan
It was just like instant, like, nope, don't ever do that.
00:28:57
tommy cresta
And it was just like instant like, nope, don't ever do that shit again, Marvel. Yeah, I wasn't...
00:29:02
Ryan
Yeah, I like, so I love the political side, though, in that scene.
00:29:02
tommy cresta
I like... i don't I love the political side, though, of that scene with Harrison Ford and the ah Japanese president.
00:29:09
Ryan
Oh, yeah, what was his name?
00:29:11
tommy cresta
I have it in here.
00:29:12
tommy cresta
But I loved all...
00:29:15
Ryan
um Somebody just crashed.
00:29:16
Ryan
um Yeah, what was that?
00:29:19
Ryan
No, the political stuff was okay. Because it was actually like and kind of a mystery.
00:29:22
tommy cresta
Prime Minister, I'm sorry.
00:29:23
Ryan
was trying to figure it out.
00:29:23
tommy cresta
Take a hero horror.
00:29:26
tommy cresta
He was really good.
00:29:26
Ryan
He was really Yeah, he was good.
00:29:27
tommy cresta
I like those scenes with him.
00:29:28
Ryan
I was really sad when wanted to make a steal, though.
00:29:29
tommy cresta
I was really sad for the one Navy SEAL though. The main one.
00:29:32
Ryan
Oh, yeah, the guy that dies.
00:29:33
tommy cresta
Can't believe he killed him. I'm not going to lie, was kind of pissed because I wanted to see more of him.
00:29:35
Ryan
I was not going lie to this, but wanted to see more of that.
00:29:38
tommy cresta
Yeah, all the Navy SEAL stuff, the way their bait, will say, the only thing they did wrong with the SEALs, I mean, it could be different.
00:29:38
Ryan
Yeah, all the maybe-seals are the way they're gate. I will say, the only thing that they're wrong with this group, mean, it could be different.
00:29:44
tommy cresta
I'm going off of my army experience.
00:29:44
Ryan
I'm going off high-arm experience, but, sorry.
00:29:51
tommy cresta
Sam's calling me.
00:29:52
Ryan
This is far more important.
00:29:53
tommy cresta
She knows I'm, I think because she's getting ready to drive home.
00:29:56
Ryan
can't drive on a remote?
00:29:56
tommy cresta
Oh, Ethereum went down 6% today. think I pulled out that.
00:30:00
Ryan
6%. You own Ethereum?
00:30:00
tommy cresta
Not anymore.
00:30:01
Ryan
What did you sell it at?
00:30:02
tommy cresta
I sold. I sold, I did make a problem.
00:30:03
Ryan
Make a product? I did make a product.
00:30:05
tommy cresta
It was not enough to, you know what sucked?
00:30:08
tommy cresta
I sold my Bitcoin the day.
00:30:08
Ryan
I sold my Bitcoin the day... You had Bitcoin?
00:30:11
tommy cresta
I had Bitcoin the day before the election.
00:30:11
Ryan
I had Bitcoin the day before the election.
00:30:15
tommy cresta
I sold it that day because was like, let's pass one.
00:30:15
Ryan
I sold it that day. Wait, this election? How the fuck did you get Bitcoin? Okay.
00:30:20
tommy cresta
I just bought some.
00:30:22
Ryan
Venmo, you can buy something.
00:30:22
tommy cresta
ah Venmo, you can buy stocks and stuff. So I put money in and I had it for a couple months.
00:30:25
Ryan
So I put money in. Bitcoin went up 10,000% in the biggest jump in Bitcoin history.
00:30:28
tommy cresta
i like oh I was like, oh, it's doing good. And I was like, oh depending on how the election goes.
00:30:30
Ryan
sold the day before.
00:30:32
tommy cresta
I have no, again, i have no care well who.
00:30:34
tommy cresta
It's not my thing. I'm independent. um But I was like, depending on who wins, this the stock can go very different ways.
00:30:36
Ryan
but i was like on who win very different
00:30:40
tommy cresta
i I thought it was going down no matter what.
00:30:40
Ryan
i thought was going yeah
00:30:41
tommy cresta
So I was like, I'll just sell now and just take my losses.
00:30:41
Ryan
want to sell down my
00:30:46
tommy cresta
Bitcoin went up 10,000% than that.
00:30:46
Ryan
bitcoin one thousand for percent yeah and sister
00:30:48
tommy cresta
It was the biggest jump in Bitcoin history. I sold the day before.
00:30:54
tommy cresta
i Dude, I walked into the sunroom and I laid, it's not the sunroom now, whatever that room you want to call it, the living room.
00:30:54
Ryan
think I think, you know, I walked in on the sunburn and leaked, what's not something else, whatever that was. Yeah. The living room.
00:31:00
tommy cresta
I walked in there and it came across the box.
00:31:00
Ryan
I walked in there and he crossed the bottom.
00:31:01
tommy cresta
was like, there's no fucking way.
00:31:02
Ryan
There's no fucking way. I just sold it and lost money.
00:31:04
tommy cresta
I just sold and lost money. um
00:31:08
tommy cresta
But yeah, that that was a little rough.
00:31:09
Ryan
What were they talking about?
00:31:11
tommy cresta
What was i talking about?
00:31:12
tommy cresta
Oh, surfing in Captain America.
00:31:16
tommy cresta
And then the political stuff, which we both really liked.
00:31:16
Ryan
And then the boy, you go through life.
00:31:18
tommy cresta
I liked all that part of the movie.
00:31:18
Ryan
I liked all that kind of movie.
Missed Opportunities and Red Hulk Disappointment
00:31:20
tommy cresta
anything that And we got to hear about fucking Animantium.
00:31:20
Ryan
Anything that, don't get to hear about fucking anime. You admit that?
00:31:26
tommy cresta
Animantium. Thank you.
00:31:27
Ryan
Adamantium. Adamantium.
00:31:29
Ryan
Adamantium. The Adamantium condominium, yes.
00:31:29
tommy cresta
Animantium. you put
00:31:33
Ryan
Brand new establishment.
00:31:33
tommy cresta
Animantium. go Oh, because we finally got to learn about the Celestial that's been just sitting out in the Indian in indian Ocean, right?
00:31:35
Ryan
oh i got maybe one last Sitting in the ocean, yeah.
00:31:42
tommy cresta
Five years we waited...
00:31:44
tommy cresta
It was actually four years. I was wrong when I was talking to you.
00:31:46
Ryan
Can we get Black Knight now? I need Kid Harrington to hold a sword again.
00:31:50
tommy cresta
It's never happening.
00:31:50
Ryan
So bad. It's never happening.
00:31:52
tommy cresta
The Jon Snow show got canceled.
00:31:52
Ryan
john knows direct Blades never happened.
00:31:55
tommy cresta
Blade's never happening.
00:31:56
Ryan
Blades never. There's only going to be one Blade.
00:31:56
tommy cresta
It's only going to be one blade ever.
00:31:58
Ryan
Wherever that line is.
00:32:00
tommy cresta
and That was a great scene.
00:32:01
Ryan
That was great. That was great so on the movie.
00:32:03
tommy cresta
i was so harsh on that movie. I feel like.
00:32:05
Ryan
Yeah. People were harsh on Eternals.
00:32:05
tommy cresta
I'm talking about Deadpool.
00:32:07
Ryan
eternals Eternals is like this. thought about that. Oh, I know, but I agree with you.
00:32:11
tommy cresta
Oh, I thought you were saying
00:32:12
Ryan
People were harsh on that movie. And then I'm saying people were harsh on Eternals.
00:32:14
tommy cresta
yeah I know, I feel like they really were. I really liked Eternals.
00:32:16
Ryan
I feel like Eternals is very similar to this movie. It's just, right it's fine. Agreed.
00:32:20
tommy cresta
They did a speedster way better than The Flash, did it?
00:32:23
tommy cresta
Great speedster.
00:32:25
tommy cresta
She was a badass.
00:32:25
Ryan
She was badass. Yeah, she awesome.
00:32:27
tommy cresta
All the characters were really good in that.
00:32:27
Ryan
All the characters were really good.
00:32:28
tommy cresta
i like Barry Keoghan.
00:32:29
Ryan
I love Edward. like Barry's movie. I love James Tyree and Edward in it.
00:32:30
tommy cresta
I love David Tyree Henry in it.
00:32:32
tommy cresta
um John Madden?
00:32:35
tommy cresta
Richard Madden.
00:32:35
Ryan
Richard Madden. Richard Madden.
00:32:37
tommy cresta
That's my choice for Bond.
00:32:39
tommy cresta
Still my Bond, though.
00:32:39
Ryan
and the the younger girl. I forget. Sprite, I think.
00:32:43
Ryan
Chloe Zhao was good.
00:32:44
tommy cresta
Who doesn't love some Chloe Zhao?
00:32:44
Ryan
He doesn't love some Chloe Zhao. Yeah.
00:32:48
Ryan
Movie's alright. um I will say, for the spoiler, fucking Red Hulk is not a part of this movie.
00:32:50
tommy cresta
I will say, for a piece of work, fucking Red Wolf is not part this movie.
00:32:55
Ryan
He is like the end twist.
00:32:55
tommy cresta
He's like the end twist.
00:32:58
tommy cresta
Yeah, they kind they do play like it's a ah twist.
00:32:58
Ryan
da like the He's in every trailer.
00:33:00
tommy cresta
Make Red Wolf be there.
00:33:02
Ryan
He's in the main poster. like
00:33:05
Ryan
Make Red Hulk a main character.
00:33:05
tommy cresta
Make him like the main villain.
00:33:07
Ryan
Make him like the main villain if you have to. I don't care.
00:33:09
tommy cresta
I would have rather just had the whole movie that he was already read. Like, I didn't realize that he didn't know he was read.
00:33:11
Ryan
yeah I didn't I you were there.
00:33:13
tommy cresta
I did not catch on to that until they were on the ship.
00:33:14
Ryan
did not catch on with that. they were on the shit I thought he was the whole time.
00:33:16
tommy cresta
I thought he knew the whole time.
00:33:18
tommy cresta
Like, when he hit the table and broke the thing, I was like, oh, he knows he's read.
00:33:20
Ryan
No, no, no, yeah, so did I i mean, i I assumed that he was taking the pills to, like, suppress it. I thought that's what it was.
00:33:24
tommy cresta
Exactly what I was thinking.
00:33:25
Ryan
Exactly what I was saying.
00:33:26
tommy cresta
I thought the decision to make it Gamma was so dumb.
00:33:26
Ryan
I thought the decision to make it gamma was so dumb.
00:33:31
tommy cresta
Like, i don't think him I don't think it made sense.
00:33:31
Ryan
Like, I don't think it made sense.
00:33:33
tommy cresta
Like, you don't think you would have had someone test those pills or something?
00:33:33
Ryan
Like, you would have had someone test those pills or something?
00:33:36
Ryan
Well, he couldn't. It was the only guy that made them. He wanted to keep it a secret from everybody. So the the only guy he trusted with making them is a good no.
00:33:43
tommy cresta
That was a stupid decision on this part.
00:33:45
Ryan
No, yeah, totally was.
00:33:45
tommy cresta
I don't know.
00:33:45
Ryan
I don't know. It just was weird thing.
00:33:46
tommy cresta
there' seemed It just was a weird... Would that even work?
00:33:48
Ryan
Would that even work?
00:33:52
Ryan
It's a marvel. Who fucking cares? It's, like yeah you know, it's gamma radiation.
00:33:54
tommy cresta
I can't. I'm going to go stand in some gamma radiation and see what happens.
00:33:56
Ryan
That shit doesn't, it's real. That's not how it works. the Gamma radiation kills you.
00:34:00
Ryan
It turn you into a fucking green guy or red guy.
00:34:02
tommy cresta
You don't know that.
00:34:03
Ryan
You want to test it?
00:34:05
Ryan
umll I'll go test it right now. I'll call some, I'll make some calls.
00:34:07
tommy cresta
You'll go stand in front gamma?
00:34:07
Ryan
No, I'll put you in front of it, dickhead.
00:34:12
Ryan
No, but I was thinking throughout the movie, like if they really genuinely never showed Red Hulk, never showed anything, if somehow by some fucking miracle it was truly hidden, like you think it would have been ah good twist of like seeing it through – because I was thinking of it.
00:34:14
tommy cresta
If they really did, never should have recorded. Never should have. If somehow, ah sound like some fucking miracle was through it, like, you think it would have been a good choice?
00:34:26
tommy cresta
Of like seeing it through a couple of things, like seeing it, right?
00:34:28
Ryan
Like seeing it throughout the movie, you're sitting there going like, all right.
00:34:30
tommy cresta
You're sitting there and going, alright.
00:34:32
Ryan
Thaddeus Rolfe turns into Red Hulk.
00:34:32
tommy cresta
That is supposed to be good.
00:34:33
Ryan
I we're going to see that, see this in that movie, see that in this movie. and then you're watching it throughout and he's like going through, he's getting angry. He has to calm himself down. You're like, oh shit. Does he know?
00:34:42
tommy cresta
I don't think, I think no matter what, people assumed was going to be Red Hulk.
00:34:42
Ryan
Does he know he's Red Hulk? And then he smashes the table and it cracks and you're like, oh shit, we might get Red Hulk.
00:34:48
Ryan
And then he starts transforming into him and on the boat and we're like, oh shit, we're going to Red Hulk.
00:34:48
tommy cresta
No. oh spirit
00:34:52
Ryan
And then he stops and we're like, fuck. And in the end, he turns into Red Hulk.
00:34:55
tommy cresta
i don't i think no matter what
00:34:55
Ryan
I don't, I think no matter what you assume,
00:34:57
tommy cresta
pe assumed he was going to be red hole i mean
00:34:59
Ryan
I mean, yeah, you're totally right.
00:35:00
Ryan
But I'm saying, by some miracle, if nobody knew, if nobody assumed he was going to turn into Red Hulk, I think, do you think it would have been effective to have that, like, from in the story?
00:35:10
tommy cresta
I just think the way they went about it wasn't done though well.
00:35:10
Ryan
I just think the way they went about it. Yeah.
00:35:13
tommy cresta
If you wanted it to actually feel like it was a twist, there needed to be more to it.
00:35:13
Ryan
If you wanted to actually feel like there'd be even more, less to it.
00:35:17
Ryan
You should show, like, I'm going to say, I mean, they show really early on.
00:35:17
tommy cresta
You should show... mean they show it really early on, his leg growing in that one scene.
00:35:21
Ryan
Yeah. And, I mean, they make point that Red Hulk's giving, or stopping him from being
00:35:22
tommy cresta
And, I mean, they make it seem like that the pills give are stopping him from being Red Hulk. I feel like the twist was more that they make him Red Hulk.
00:35:29
Ryan
I feel like the Toss was an agent.
00:35:31
tommy cresta
No, I avoid it.
00:35:33
Ryan
No, it was. But I feel like...
00:35:35
Ryan
agree with you. I feel like they just showed that incorrectly by, like...
00:35:38
tommy cresta
ice cream to the trail
00:35:38
Ryan
think by showing it in the trailer. Because, like, you're thinking of him...
00:35:42
Ryan
The whole time you're watching, you know the trailer. You know he's in the movie.
00:35:45
Ryan
You're thinking, like, alright, he's just suppressing it. And then they drop it on you. You're like, no, this is making him turn into Red Hulk. You're like, alright, well, that makes a little less sense, but okay.
00:35:55
Ryan
If they never showed it, you could just say, like, all right, he's just taking heart meds.
00:35:58
Ryan
Or maybe, you know, maybe you probably probably would still assume he's taking it to suppress this.
00:35:58
tommy cresta
make moving probably
00:36:03
Ryan
Because I feel like, I mean, know.
00:36:03
tommy cresta
yeah causes i mean i't like
00:36:05
Ryan
I haven't listened to anybody talk about the movie yet. But I feel like people felt the same as us.
00:36:08
tommy cresta
like felt the same as
00:36:10
Ryan
Like, i don't I don't think that's a crazy thought to have.
00:36:12
Ryan
If both of us were thinking that, like he was taking those pills to suppress being a Red Hulk, that's what I assumed to begin with.
00:36:18
Ryan
And then they explained it.
00:36:19
Ryan
You know, obviously that's not what it was. But I feel like plenty people thought that.
00:36:23
tommy cresta
Yeah, and I mean, there was never a time where I was like, oh, he's going – like, I knew he wasn't transforming on the ship.
00:36:23
Ryan
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. i
00:36:28
tommy cresta
I think everyone knew that because every trailer scene where he transforms is where he's behind the podium.
00:36:31
Ryan
trail is being where kind his long raised behind the o yeah
00:36:35
tommy cresta
So I don't know.
00:36:35
Ryan
so um know i feel like
00:36:36
tommy cresta
I feel like maybe the trailers are why dislike those kind parts so much because they showed it so many times.
00:36:37
Ryan
the trailerss this kind of show man yeah if they' never showed you how we transform
00:36:41
tommy cresta
If they had never shown me how he transformed and just – like, i feel like there's so many – like, Marvel used to, like, edit trailers to make it, like, look like something was happening, but it wasn't happening.
00:36:44
Ryan
like it's like the sweet like more we used to like an grow like like something was happening but I would love for them do more because I hated knowing that if we had the one house, we had the charter blocks, all have designa.
00:36:50
tommy cresta
I would love for them to do that more because I hated knowing that it was going to be at the White House. It was going in the Cherry Blossom. It all going to happen in D.C. I never it was going be anywhere else.
00:36:56
Ryan
I never felt would be anywhere else.
00:36:58
tommy cresta
So it never felt like anything was at risk at any other moment.
00:36:58
Ryan
So it never felt like anything was at risk in other one. Yeah, for sure. I agree with that.
00:37:02
Ryan
The trailer absolutely showed too much. Yeah.
00:37:07
tommy cresta
Mediocre movie.
00:37:09
tommy cresta
Very sad. me Sad to be mediocre because it was above my expectations.
00:37:11
Ryan
It was above my expectations, but again, expectations were very low.
00:37:13
tommy cresta
But again, my expectations were very low.
00:37:16
tommy cresta
And unlike the next movie.
00:37:17
Ryan
And unlike the next movie, that was really high.
00:37:18
tommy cresta
That was really high and it did not hit.
00:37:20
Ryan
did not hit. Because it's crazy that he has.
00:37:21
tommy cresta
Because it's crazy that you have... Because Longley's was 2023, right?
00:37:23
Ryan
Because Longley was probably three, right? Which one was fourth?
00:37:26
Ryan
No, it was last year.
00:37:27
tommy cresta
So, I mean, he was...
00:37:27
Ryan
So, I mean, he was, I mean, people know, I mean, the box level shows that they know who this guy is now.
00:37:28
tommy cresta
I mean, people know... I mean, the box office shows that they know when long who this guy is now.
00:37:34
tommy cresta
But I think we're in the minority on the next one.
00:37:34
Ryan
But I think he wasn't a minority.
00:37:39
tommy cresta
has good reviews.
00:37:40
tommy cresta
Yeah, it does.
00:37:41
Ryan
No. I haven't seen a lot of people not like it. It does not have great review.
00:37:45
Ryan
It has like a 60. Yeah, not great review.
00:37:46
tommy cresta
Yeah, not great reviews. Better both of us, I
Mixed Feelings on Captain America and Thunderbolts Excitement
00:37:50
tommy cresta
Well, better than you.
00:37:56
tommy cresta
Um, but yeah, do you have anything else to add to Captain America?
00:37:58
Ryan
It has an 80? eighty Fucking 80? That's bullshit. Captain America's fine.
00:38:03
Ryan
It's an entertaining MCU movie. It's not super memorable. And that was the next day I woke up and I was like, I don't, I barely remember a damn thing from that movie.
00:38:11
Ryan
Nothing really important to the, you know, overall branching MCU story happens. But at the same time, I'm okay with that if it's a Captain America story, if it's a Sam Wilson story.
00:38:18
tommy cresta
but I'm okay with that if it's a Captain America story, if it's a Frank Wilson story. But it just kind of wasn't.
00:38:25
Ryan
But it just kind of wasn't. So very disappointing.
00:38:27
tommy cresta
So, very disappointing. Kind disappointing.
00:38:31
Ryan
Kind of disappointing. I was expecting more disappointment, but I'm still disappointed in the lack of disappointment that I am disappointed in.
00:38:32
tommy cresta
I was expecting a Ford disappointment, but still disappointed in the lack of disappointment that I disappointed.
00:38:40
Ryan
I don't know what the fuck I'm saying anymore, but it's an okay movie.
00:38:40
tommy cresta
I don't know if it's going be fan mine, but it's okay.
00:38:42
Ryan
You can still watch it.
00:38:43
tommy cresta
You can still watch
00:38:44
Ryan
It's not it's not an MCU movie that and you have to skip.
00:38:44
tommy cresta
It's not issue.
00:38:47
Ryan
It's fine. you know It's okay. But I do hope that we see more of Sam Wilson in the future and they let him have his own fucking story and don't make him a side character again.
00:38:59
tommy cresta
um but I feel like I've said everything about my opinions.
00:38:59
Ryan
um I feel like I about my scene.
00:39:01
tommy cresta
I enjoyed the movie more than I thought I would.
00:39:02
Ryan
I enjoyed the movie more than father would.
00:39:04
tommy cresta
That doesn't mean it was to my standard of what I think would be a good MCU movie.
00:39:08
tommy cresta
I feel like MCU is still... I know a lot of people are like, oh, MCU is back with Deadpool.
00:39:12
tommy cresta
I still don't agree with that yet.
00:39:12
Ryan
still agree with that yeah
00:39:13
tommy cresta
i feel like we need some...
00:39:15
tommy cresta
Loki was still pretty good. thunder I liked Loki.
00:39:18
tommy cresta
But it's still way more bad than good.
00:39:18
Ryan
but so way more yeah
00:39:22
tommy cresta
So, hope I really do have hope in the Thunderbolt movie.
00:39:22
Ryan
so really have looking other
00:39:27
tommy cresta
like It just looks like that there's something there.
00:39:27
Ryan
it just looks like that there's something it just it kind of looks fun
00:39:31
tommy cresta
it looks more and It looks like they actually cared.
00:39:31
Ryan
looks more and it looks like they actually like
00:39:34
tommy cresta
like because Even in the trailers, there's a lot of practical scenes like where you know that they're on location doing something.
00:39:34
Ryan
even the toilet there's a we know that they're on
00:39:39
tommy cresta
like when I feel like most of them now are not like that.
00:39:41
Ryan
I feel like most of them now are not like that. Yeah. And it looks like all the actors are having fun.
00:39:45
Ryan
Yeah. Like, i think, um what's his name?
00:39:48
tommy cresta
Tazman's not walking out of that first scene.
00:39:48
Ryan
No, not at all. she's not and She's not in any other fucking scene.
00:39:51
tommy cresta
What a fucking waste of a great character.
00:39:54
Ryan
Yeah. Meg Taskmaster.
00:39:56
Ryan
Isn't she mute, too?
00:39:58
tommy cresta
I don't care.
00:39:59
Ryan
Yeah. I don't care that she's a woman. People were upset about that.
00:40:01
tommy cresta
Yeah, I could care less about that.
00:40:02
tommy cresta
If you make her bad ass, I'd be...
00:40:02
Ryan
You make the, one of the coolest, think I takes on the Avengers on the regular.
00:40:04
tommy cresta
Great Spider-Man fight. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:40:07
tommy cresta
fucking great spiderman fight
00:40:07
Ryan
The fucking, you make that character a bitch.
00:40:10
Ryan
I said the wrong word to describe that. I didn't mean it like that.
00:40:14
Ryan
You know, a loser that's, that works better. Um, yeah.
00:40:22
Ryan
But I think the actors are having fun with that. Like, Florence Pugh seems to be having fun. Because I feel like those side characters, they just, they get big actors to play side roles in the MCU.
00:40:27
tommy cresta
Because like those side characters, they just get pretty active with the side roles. feel like that's just a complicated game.
00:40:32
Ryan
feel like that's just a fun gig. You show up for like, yeah.
00:40:34
tommy cresta
Yeah, probably still getting paid really well.
00:40:35
Ryan
Really well. Yeah, you get paid well.
00:40:36
tommy cresta
Yeah, getting paid You should go
00:40:37
Ryan
You show up for a quarter of the shoot and you have some fun scenes.
00:40:37
tommy cresta
You should to quarter. You should go to a quarter.
00:40:39
Ryan
You know you just chop it up.
00:40:40
tommy cresta
You should up to a quarter.
00:40:41
Ryan
It's probably a good time.
00:40:41
tommy cresta
You should go up quarter.
00:40:42
Ryan
David Harbour seems to love it.
00:40:43
tommy cresta
Yeah, i feel like David Harbour is having a blast with this one.
00:40:43
Ryan
Yeah, I feel like David Harbour's having blast. Yeah, Wyatt Russell.
00:40:46
tommy cresta
Because I feel like he's been hyping it up.
00:40:47
tommy cresta
like he's ah e Yeah, Wyatt Russell seems to love playing.
00:40:49
Ryan
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. For, oh yeah.
00:40:51
tommy cresta
And he got a new helmet, which he loves.
00:40:53
tommy cresta
Talked about that a lot.
00:40:55
Ryan
They did a little bit, but they did.
00:40:55
tommy cresta
I'm excited. I feel like it's going to be a really fun time.
00:40:56
Ryan
You think you'll have six fingers in the movie or just the poster?
00:40:56
tommy cresta
And I'm really excited for Century.
00:41:00
tommy cresta
I mean, I hope they do it well. As Bob in the trailer.
00:41:03
Ryan
You don't remember that?
00:41:05
tommy cresta
I don't think I'm spoiling anything now.
00:41:06
tommy cresta
Because I feel like the last trailer did show him.
00:41:06
Ryan
last shot did show they did a little bit but they did yeah
00:41:09
tommy cresta
Yeah, you see the shadow one of them.
00:41:11
Ryan
think you'll have six fingers in the movie or just the post
00:41:15
tommy cresta
you know Oh!
00:41:16
Ryan
When people got mad for them using AI.
00:41:17
tommy cresta
Yeah, I did.
00:41:20
tommy cresta
oh So, Marvel could have a really good summer.
00:41:21
Ryan
So Marvel could have really good Thunderbolts.
00:41:25
tommy cresta
Well, when does Thunderbolts come out? March, right? Thunderbolts is March?
00:41:27
Ryan
Could. What is what? I don't know.
00:41:31
tommy cresta
Well, it could lead into the summer and then have Fantastic Four if that's also good.
00:41:32
Ryan
Maybe. I am fucking praying, man. May 2nd for Thunderbolts. maybe
00:41:38
tommy cresta
I think Fantastic Four is going be good.
00:41:39
Ryan
i am fucking praying man
00:41:41
Ryan
may second for thunder
00:41:42
tommy cresta
We both... Yes, that could lead them right into the summer.
00:41:43
Ryan
yes i could be the writer
00:41:45
tommy cresta
Especially when they have go against Superman, which comes out July.
00:41:49
Ryan
Superman's gonna kick their fucking ass.
00:41:51
tommy cresta
Superman is about to be...
00:41:53
tommy cresta
The more I watch that show, that movie's going to be unbelievable. I'll just say, confirm, Ron Pattinson's not the Batman or the DC.
00:42:01
Ryan
who ever thought that was gonna happen as a moron it was just weird hu
00:42:03
tommy cresta
It was just weird how all the timing went.
00:42:05
tommy cresta
With Eddie Machete's thing getting delayed indefinitely.
00:42:08
tommy cresta
Like, his movie, Pattinson's Batman getting delayed more and more.
00:42:09
Ryan
his movie and some yeah
00:42:12
tommy cresta
I'm very excited about Clayface.
00:42:12
Ryan
I'm very excited about that movie.
00:42:13
tommy cresta
That movie's going be so good.
00:42:14
Ryan
That movie's going to be good. Yeah, I hope so.
00:42:15
tommy cresta
I mean, Flanagan's a good one.
00:42:15
Ryan
I still got to watch Creature Commandos, too.
00:42:17
tommy cresta
Oh, dude, you're missing out.
00:42:18
Ryan
Because that got renewed for season two, like immediately.
00:42:19
tommy cresta
That shit. And they're, like, pushing it to front.
00:42:20
Ryan
And they're pushing front.
00:42:22
tommy cresta
ah The Waller show, they confirmed, is going to show Deathstroke.
00:42:22
Ryan
The wall going to show Deathstroke.
00:42:27
tommy cresta
That's where he makes his debut.
00:42:27
Ryan
That's where he makes his debut. sweet And they have a director for the Deathstroke movie.
00:42:28
tommy cresta
And they have a director for the Deathstroke and Bane movie but they're doing, the live-action movie, and they confirmed that Teen Titans in early production.
00:42:30
Ryan
They're doing a live action movie. And they confirmed that Teen Titans is an early production. Yeah. We're getting into Teen Titans before a fucking Justice League?
00:42:43
tommy cresta
I'm okay with that.
00:42:44
tommy cresta
and I feel like Teen Titans, you can do, like, fucking one-off.
00:42:44
Ryan
No, I think that'd be cool. Yeah.
00:42:47
Ryan
I wonder, is it going to be Tim whatever is Robin? I mean, it must be because we're getting Damian Wayne.
00:42:52
Ryan
Well, you mean it's going Damian?
00:42:52
tommy cresta
It's Damien.
00:42:55
Ryan
No, I'm saying like Damian is a fan of this movie.
00:42:55
tommy cresta
No, I'm saying Damien's with Batman at this point. yeah
00:42:58
tommy cresta
Jason and Dick are going to have that movie, Dynamic Duo, coming out.
00:42:59
Ryan
Jason and Dick are going to have that movie. That's right.
00:43:02
tommy cresta
So I think they're going to be...
00:43:02
Ryan
I think that would be, I mean, it has to be.
00:43:04
tommy cresta
I think i mean, it would have to be Tim. I feel like Tim's the perfect one to go to.
00:43:06
Ryan
Yeah. Tim's the perfect one to do.
00:43:08
tommy cresta
Unless it could be like kind of like an early on and Dynamic Duo will be further down the line, that he becomes Nightwing at that point.
00:43:08
Ryan
Unless could be like early on and after it would be Fred Van Launay, it becomes Nightwing attack. Maybe.
00:43:14
tommy cresta
I don't care who it is.
00:43:15
tommy cresta
I'm just excited to see a Robin.
00:43:16
Ryan
Chris O'Connor needs to not be the only Robbins.
00:43:17
tommy cresta
Chris O'Connell needs to not be the only Robin I've seen on screen. And um who ever played in the Batman show?
00:43:20
Ryan
And we've already played in the Batman show.
00:43:25
tommy cresta
Bert something.
00:43:25
Ryan
For something. Wait, what Batman show?
00:43:28
tommy cresta
Like the 1960s?
00:43:28
Ryan
Like 1960. Oh, yeah.
00:43:29
Ryan
But enough. Moving into Osgo Perkins'
00:43:30
tommy cresta
Batman and been Robin, I think so. But, yeah, enough the superheroes.
00:43:33
tommy cresta
We're done talking about superheroes for today.
Review of Stephen King's 'The Monkey' Film
00:43:35
tommy cresta
We're moving into Osgo Perkins' sophomore film, The Monkey.
00:43:36
Ryan
to osbo park sophomore film, A Monkey.
00:43:40
tommy cresta
ah This was also distributed by Neon.
00:43:40
Ryan
This was also distributed Neon and a budget of $2 was directed.
00:43:42
tommy cresta
It had a budget of $10 million. dollars It was directed and written by Perkinson. It's based off The Monkey, the short story by Stephen King.
00:43:46
Ryan
It's based off The Monkey, a short story by Stephen King, and this was also produced by James Wan.
00:43:49
tommy cresta
And this was also produced by James Wan. So I feel like that by itself told people, like, this is going to be good.
00:43:51
Ryan
So feel like that by itself told people, like, this is going be good.
00:43:55
tommy cresta
This dude's coming off long legs.
00:43:55
Ryan
This dude's coming off long legs.
00:43:56
tommy cresta
You got James Wan producing it.
00:43:56
Ryan
You got James Wan producing it.
00:43:58
tommy cresta
Atomic Monster has been killer in doing horror projects.
00:43:58
Ryan
Atomic Monster, the killer. Oh, I forgot he directed that. Sorry, I cut you off.
00:44:03
Ryan
I forgot he directed that Hansel and Gretel movie. Gretel and Hansel, excuse me. Oscar Perkins.
00:44:09
tommy cresta
Did he? This is not his
00:44:09
Ryan
This is not his second movie.
00:44:10
tommy cresta
Oh, i thought this was his second movie.
00:44:10
Ryan
Oh, I thought this was his second movie.
00:44:13
tommy cresta
Just because I just wasn't really...
00:44:13
Ryan
No. Directed a Black Coat's daughter.
00:44:16
tommy cresta
Oh, people love that movie.
00:44:16
Ryan
Oh. Apparently he worked on Legally Blonde.
00:44:21
tommy cresta
Oh, God, what are you doing Psycho 2?
00:44:25
tommy cresta
Oh, he's terrible.
00:44:26
tommy cresta
Fredo and Hansel is actually not bad.
00:44:27
Ryan
Yeah, it's only an hour 27 too. It ain't bad.
00:44:28
tommy cresta
I remember it's kind of boring, but it is a beautiful movie.
00:44:32
Ryan
yeah it's only an hour twenty seven too be
00:44:35
tommy cresta
Yeah, I just remember it's not very not very super scary.
00:44:35
Ryan
Yeah, i sure it's not very super scary. It's more like TV.
00:44:37
tommy cresta
It's like more like creepy.
00:44:38
Ryan
It's more on the horizon that I've had.
00:44:39
tommy cresta
It's more on the hereditary side of things. Which I know sometimes to like that.
00:44:42
tommy cresta
just said that. But I could care fucking less. You're so bold.
00:44:46
Ryan
Wow. You're so bold.
00:44:48
tommy cresta
I'm so bold in my takes.
00:44:48
Ryan
You're so bold. You're so powerful.
00:44:50
tommy cresta
You're so powerful.
00:44:52
tommy cresta
need to hear my Harrison Bucker take.
00:44:52
Ryan
You love Harrison Boker. You named your fantasy team after him.
00:44:53
tommy cresta
Kidding. That's a joke. No, that's a point.
00:44:59
Ryan
you love harrison book you named your fantasy team
00:45:00
tommy cresta
No, I don't. No, I didn't. No, we don't want to talk about any of my fans.
00:45:05
Ryan
no we know nope way worse than mine
00:45:08
tommy cresta
Justin Tucker loved my fantasy team.
00:45:09
Ryan
justin tucker love your fantasy team
00:45:13
tommy cresta
um But yeah, The Monkey so far sitting at 79% on Ron Tomatoes.
00:45:18
tommy cresta
Critically, 6.6 out of town IMDb, 63 on Metacritic, and a 64% on Google with a 61... Oh my god, 61 audience score. That is not good.
00:45:27
tommy cresta
Oh, it has 80. Certified fresh 80 critics score.
00:45:28
Ryan
certified freshly Yeah. Stick to horror, buddy.
00:45:31
tommy cresta
ah Cruelly clever with some unforgettable gore set pieces.
00:45:33
tommy cresta
The Monkey refirms reaffirms director Osgood Perkins' horror bona horror bona fides while revealing he is also surprisingly...
00:45:34
Ryan
moquefer reaffirms georgia
00:45:39
Ryan
horrible we he is also surprising healthy
00:45:43
tommy cresta
albeit sick, since a human.
00:45:45
Ryan
yeah stick to her buddy
00:45:47
tommy cresta
Yeah, i me and Ryan kind of, think that's like our agreement on and a quick synopsis on the film.
00:45:47
Ryan
yeah i ryan like that end the question
00:45:52
tommy cresta
When twin brothers find a mysterious wind-up monkey, a series of outrageous deaths tear their family apart.
00:45:52
Ryan
two <unk>s one monkeys here's an outbreak yeah funny works
00:45:58
tommy cresta
25 years later, the monkey begins a new killing spree, forcing the estranged siblings to confront the cursed toy. I also think the movie should have stuck with them young.
00:46:03
Ryan
I also think the movies should have stuck with them young yeah I think that would have think I think I'd agree with that yeah I assume the young kids yeah probably the probably wasn't hard to find let's
00:46:07
tommy cresta
liked the younger part of the movie more than the when they were adults. the Were they actual twins? Yeah. I feel like they were two different people.
00:46:26
tommy cresta
Why don't I see it? don't know.
00:46:27
Ryan
I don't fucking know um
00:46:31
Ryan
That's where that motherfucker was from.
00:46:31
tommy cresta
That's what that motherfucker was talking about.
00:46:33
Ryan
God, I was trying to picture the kid with the long hair.
00:46:34
tommy cresta
What? I was trying to think.
00:46:35
Ryan
He was ah your favorite character in Halloween Ends.
00:46:41
Ryan
I was trying to picture him.
00:46:43
Ryan
Because you know me with faces.
00:46:44
Ryan
I'm like, I'm dying. I can't figure out who this motherfucker is.
00:46:47
Ryan
i didn't realize his mom just killed.
00:46:47
tommy cresta
I didn't realize um his mom was S.H.I.E.L.K. until I got home yesterday.
00:46:52
Ryan
Oh, shit. Yeah. oh Fuck.
00:46:56
tommy cresta
I love Theo James, though.
00:46:57
tommy cresta
I didn't love him in this role.
00:46:58
Ryan
I didn't love him as well.
00:46:59
tommy cresta
It doesn't take away that I think the dude's a really good actor.
00:47:00
Ryan
Yeah, I think he is. Yeah, I think he'd be cool, Bond. Yeah. Mm-hmm.
00:47:03
tommy cresta
And I would love for, he still is at the, like, if I was to put five guys out there to, like, watch them do the Bond, like, watch them, have them go, he'd be on there.
00:47:05
Ryan
was that like five guys
00:47:10
Ryan
plastic like to happen watch ah addition yeah i think he'd be cool by
00:47:12
tommy cresta
yeah Because my dad loved him in The Gentleman Show.
00:47:14
Ryan
my dad loved it in the yeah
00:47:17
tommy cresta
Oh, forgot he's in the Time Traveler's Wife remake.
00:47:20
tommy cresta
First off, fuck you for remaking that, whoever that was. That movie's an amazing film, the first one. Shout out my ah ah guy Eric Bana. Love that dude. Is he from Australia?
00:47:30
Ryan
Big Australia guy. Yeah.
00:47:33
tommy cresta
Never knew that. He always plays an American.
00:47:34
Ryan
yeah and Yeah, when he's not doing Australian movies. It's the Hulk.
00:47:40
tommy cresta
It's the Hulk.
00:47:42
tommy cresta
And every military soldier ever.
00:47:43
Ryan
Yeah. Racks his nuts with that tank. Great scene. Or when he punches that dog in the balls.
00:47:49
tommy cresta
I love that movie.
00:47:49
Ryan
i love that movie. That's fair.
00:47:51
tommy cresta
Like, as like a kid, like...
00:47:52
Ryan
It's a fun movie. Yeah.
00:47:54
tommy cresta
Not Jeff Bridges, um...
00:47:56
tommy cresta
Nick Nolte scared the fuck out of as a kid.
00:47:56
Ryan
Yeah. yeah he was gay
00:48:01
tommy cresta
i I just said we were done talking about severe movies.
00:48:02
Ryan
I just heard that part was true. And then Ang Lee did all the moab for Hulk. That's still funny.
00:48:06
tommy cresta
That's still so funny to me.
00:48:07
Ryan
They wouldn't let Eric Bana do it.
00:48:09
Ryan
Ang Lee was like, um I know better. I'm directing this. I'm going to do it.
00:48:14
tommy cresta
um But yeah, this film as so actually stars Osgood Perkins, Theo James, Tatiana Maslany, I think you said, Rowan Campbell, Elijah Wood, Sarah Levy, plays the main cast.
00:48:28
tommy cresta
I thought ah when Osgood Perkins squatted down to talk to him, I laughed out loud because i just I don't think I was expecting him to sit there.
00:48:28
Ryan
i' when o burtiquaed down
00:48:33
Ryan
i laugh out I don't think I would expect him to sit there. Yeah.
00:48:39
Ryan
i didn't know that was I didn't know what he looked like.
00:48:39
tommy cresta
I didn't know. and Just because ah the chops and everything looked – so his death was probably my the one that I was – that really – that one really made me uncomfortable.
00:48:40
Ryan
Just because of the chop and everything. Yeah. His death probably the one that I would. Was that the queasy one you said? That one really didn't want to come to you.
00:48:49
tommy cresta
I just – because I just – they did a video.
00:48:49
Ryan
I didn't mind that one. just, because just, they do the video.
00:48:52
tommy cresta
It was Osgo Perkins, Theo James, and I want to say the the his son, Petey.
00:48:54
Ryan
ober burkekin beauty and was It and I want to say his son, Petey. They sat down with two morticians and they showed them the deaths.
00:48:59
tommy cresta
They sat down with two morticians, and they showed them the deaths. And they asked them, like, if these ever happened.
00:49:02
Ryan
And they asked him, these are how
00:49:03
tommy cresta
And they talked – I saw before the movie, and they talked about how they've had multiple people come in like that.
00:49:05
Ryan
just mud that was that was funny
00:49:10
tommy cresta
Just cherry pie, as they say. And I think the thought of it really, really got to me.
00:49:13
Ryan
are fun of really yeah
00:49:16
tommy cresta
And I've never been someone that gets super queasy.
00:49:16
Ryan
i've never zero like
00:49:18
tommy cresta
Like, I mean, Terrifier doesn't bother me at all like that.
00:49:20
tommy cresta
That one, and her running into the post.
00:49:23
tommy cresta
I don't know what it was.
00:49:23
Ryan
that was that was fine
00:49:25
tommy cresta
That was, that whole, when she put her face down, you went.
00:49:25
Ryan
that was when she face yeah
00:49:29
tommy cresta
Everyone in the theater
00:49:29
Ryan
Oh my god, that pissed me off so bad. I have to, I can't hear the gas going, even though everybody in the fucking theater can.
00:49:36
Ryan
Let me put my nose over.
00:49:37
tommy cresta
that shit made me laugh. Her coming out with a big-ass fucking pistol.
00:49:38
Ryan
You can't smell that throughout the house. That was funny. Yeah.
00:49:43
tommy cresta
That's what I'm saying.
00:49:43
Ryan
That's what I'm saying.
00:49:43
tommy cresta
The first, before they get big, they really leaned into the campy side of it.
00:49:43
Ryan
That was really yeah and i second third
00:49:47
tommy cresta
And then I feel like the second and third act, they kind just went away from it.
00:49:49
Ryan
Yeah. Well, no, they just couldn't figure out if they wanted to be fun and campy or serious horror.
00:49:50
tommy cresta
Well, they just couldn't figure out if it was fun and campy or serious. They should have fully went camp.
00:49:58
Ryan
They should have gone camp. Just pick a fucking side.
00:50:00
tommy cresta
They couldn't figure out what it was.
00:50:00
Ryan
Because that was the thing that pissed me off the most about this movie. This movie made me angry. It couldn't figure out what it wanted to be.
00:50:07
Ryan
The tone was constantly shifting.
00:50:10
Ryan
And also the dialogue was horrible.
00:50:11
tommy cresta
It was not as well written as...
00:50:12
Ryan
It was not as well right
00:50:13
Ryan
But I think the dialogue could have worked if they went fully into camp.
00:50:15
tommy cresta
they It's because it's not fully camped.
00:50:16
Ryan
It's because it's not fully camped.
00:50:18
tommy cresta
The campy dialogue sounds bad.
00:50:20
tommy cresta
If Longlegs used the campy dialogue, it would be terrible.
00:50:21
Ryan
The camp dialogue is a fan. Yes. But I... The fact that it did is so long.
00:50:24
tommy cresta
But the fact that it didn't, Longlegs so well written. Oh, she's hamming it...
00:50:27
Ryan
I think the lady that, um the realtor lady who gets, it's in the trailer, the shotgun blast. the um
00:50:34
Ryan
Her lines are so goofy and campy, but that actress is playing it up oh to a T and she nailed it.
00:50:35
tommy cresta
so but that oh it it's she's handming it She was great. I loved it.
00:50:41
Ryan
Yeah, she nailed it. Like those scenes actually made me chuckle a little bit because she just played it well. Like she just played it campy.
00:50:47
tommy cresta
Yeah, the scenes that were full-on campy were funny scenes.
00:50:48
Ryan
war Yes, I agree with that. So, but it just couldn't figure out what it wanted to be.
00:50:53
tommy cresta
Like, the ridiculousness of the scenes were what was so good.
00:50:53
Ryan
the ridiculousness on the scene
00:50:56
tommy cresta
Like, when they...
00:50:57
tommy cresta
Like, i don't know what you thought.
00:50:57
Ryan
like I don't know what you thought.
00:50:58
tommy cresta
I thought the scene when the mom was having them with the ice cream was funny.
00:50:58
Ryan
I thought the scene when the mom was having the ice cream was fun.
00:51:00
tommy cresta
Because I realized that they they were just...
00:51:01
Ryan
I realized they they were just it was not serious what she saying.
00:51:03
tommy cresta
It was not serious, what she was saying. yeah
00:51:04
Ryan
Yeah, but at the at the same time, it's just shot so seriously.
00:51:05
tommy cresta
Like, it just...
00:51:08
Ryan
Yeah, like but i love that they were also having, they layered the complete opposites.
00:51:08
tommy cresta
Yeah, but I love that they were also having, they layered just complete opposites. The ones in the vanilla ice cream.
00:51:12
Ryan
Yeah. It was also a really cool, but i wrote a couple cool Easter eggs I watched.
00:51:13
tommy cresta
and There also some really cool little, I wrote them down. There was a couple cool Easter eggs I watched.
00:51:16
Ryan
I was made sure I wrote it.
00:51:18
tommy cresta
I was making sure both times.
00:51:18
Ryan
I don't remember what it was.
00:51:20
tommy cresta
Where are they? Oh, they have the streaming thing in the background, the Adam Scott scene.
00:51:22
Ryan
Oh, they have to the streaming thing in the background that Adam Scott seemed.
00:51:26
tommy cresta
It says the movie that's showing.
00:51:26
Ryan
It said movie that show, you know how it had a bunch?
00:51:27
tommy cresta
You know how it had like a bunch? you know he's You know he's using the flamethrower?
00:51:29
Ryan
No, wait, when? Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:51:32
tommy cresta
So you know like how the old school movie lights out front showed you all the movies?
00:51:32
Ryan
you know how the old school movie lights out, how to show you all the movies?
00:51:35
tommy cresta
It just says the streaming.
00:51:35
Ryan
It just says a stream. Really? Yeah, that's what it says.
00:51:37
tommy cresta
Yeah, that's all it says. And then there's, oh, when they pull up to the second motel, it says no food after midnight, which I'm taking as like the Gremlins Easter.
00:51:38
Ryan
That was pretty funny. Oh, when they pull up to the second motel, it says no food after midnight. Oh, really? That's gremlins. Like there was a bunch of little things like that.
00:51:47
tommy cresta
Like there was a bunch of ah little things like that. And the calling the babysitter, babysitter Annie, I was like, this dish should that's what I wanted, like lean into that.
00:51:50
Ryan
And the calling of babysitter, babysitter animal, That was funny. i That's what I wanted to do. Lean into that.
00:51:58
Ryan
Although I will say, when she first says it, the mom, when she sort says it first says it, like walking out of the door, she's like, alright, babysitter Annie, go do that. and I was like, why do you have to say babysit? like Just call her Annie.
00:52:09
Ryan
But then when the kids call her that, I'm like, alright, that makes sense.
00:52:11
Ryan
Because I've had that. Babysitter Kate or something like that.
00:52:14
tommy cresta
I never did that. i feel like
00:52:15
Ryan
ah feel like I did that. I don't remember. Oh.
00:52:17
tommy cresta
Oh, um, I Rankies made me laugh the first time he said that whole little line, like that whole, that made me look laugh.
00:52:17
Ryan
oh ran these. Made me laugh. first oh the iranskis that was that being like yeah but don like i he kill like yeah down
00:52:26
tommy cresta
But then like, I hated it again when it went serious and he went down to the well, like, like, like those kinds things.
00:52:30
Ryan
yeah it was it was like the little like throwaway lines that made me chuckle it was never like a big joke that they yeah had to plan out when he um in the trailer they showed the drug jump in when he when he's taking away from the camera's like
00:52:31
tommy cresta
It was never it was never like, Yeah, the little, like, just kept, when he, that um in the trailer, they show the girl jump into the pool with electricity.
00:52:43
tommy cresta
when he When he's faced away from the camera, he's like, what is that?
00:52:46
tommy cresta
like and like Like, those little things are what I feel like made it so good.
00:52:47
Ryan
like those little things are like it's like Which tends to be what makes me laugh in like even like comedies and stuff like straight up comedies.
00:52:53
tommy cresta
Yeah. Throwaway lines are good.
00:52:55
Ryan
But I just yeah just the throwers.
00:52:56
tommy cresta
Like, the swinger line in this was funny.
00:52:58
Ryan
It's kind of funny yeah.
00:52:59
tommy cresta
And it's just, it's just because I think Osgood Perkins looks so fucking goofy.
00:52:59
Ryan
it's just It's just like the Ozzie person looks so fucking goofy. Yeah he does look funny.
00:53:06
tommy cresta
But I didn't love the pre-scene.
00:53:06
Ryan
Like I didn't love the pre-scene. No that was I didn't think that was funny.
00:53:09
tommy cresta
No. I felt very forced. Yeah, I thought that was a pain fail
00:53:12
Ryan
I thought that was funny in the trailer but then in the movie it's very forced.
00:53:13
tommy cresta
But then the was Yeah, because it's it's too long that they go with it.
00:53:15
Ryan
Yeah. Yeah. google it just keeps going I didn't understand he stood up and goes okay well that was a fine dude there was a lot of scenes where it seemed like those scenes kind of bothered me but I think I thought Elijah was funny but I wouldn't he didn't get a lot of him for a short dude he was in one scene dude seeing his nipples going through the biker I had didn't even notice that dude he's wearing like biker top and him doing big ass one that was funny like those little things yeah
00:53:20
tommy cresta
I didn't understand why he stood up and goes, okay, mom, that was a funny joke. Because there was a lot of scenes like that, like where it seemed like those things kind of bothered me. But I think i I thought Elijah Woh was funny. But I wouldn't even get a lot of them. It was very short.
00:53:36
tommy cresta
Dude, seeing his nipples poking through the biker... Like, that whole get-up. Dude, he's wearing, like, a biker top. And him drinking the big-ass water. Like, those little things made me laugh. no
00:53:46
Ryan
No, him pulling out the big-ass jug of water made me laugh.
00:53:48
tommy cresta
Dude, that shit made me laugh.
00:53:52
Ryan
like those little be dish by get who use Yeah.
00:53:52
tommy cresta
but Like, those little things were so good. I thought the kid that played his son was good. didn't mind him.
00:53:57
tommy cresta
Petey. Dude, that was...
00:53:58
Ryan
Also, him just going like, all right, now we arm wrestle for this. I'm like, you arm wrestle for the kid? That made me laugh.
00:54:05
tommy cresta
That's what i'm saying.
00:54:05
Ryan
i'm saying i look day like
00:54:05
tommy cresta
i what Daniel Radcliffe has been like running down like these...
00:54:08
tommy cresta
like Because he's never going to able play like a bigger franchise, I feel like. like Being Harry Potter, you're a Harry Potter friend.
00:54:13
tommy cresta
Just like he's going to be Frodo to everyone.
00:54:16
tommy cresta
But I love that.
00:54:16
Ryan
But I love that I wanted him to just keep playing weird roles.
00:54:18
tommy cresta
I want them to just fully keep playing the weird roles. like He was in that show with the dude who he looks like the human guy.
00:54:20
Ryan
He was in that show. The dog, yeah. I would love see him play more than once. Oh, did I miss the manager?
00:54:24
tommy cresta
Those kind of things. Keep doing that.
00:54:25
tommy cresta
Because I thought he was really funny in this.
00:54:26
Ryan
Yeah, you were in the bathroom. Really?
00:54:27
tommy cresta
I would love to see him play like another role like that.
00:54:31
tommy cresta
But like a full...
00:54:33
tommy cresta
Play it more. like More than one scene.
00:54:38
tommy cresta
Oh, did I miss the manager scene with the...
00:54:38
Ryan
ah not mis them the vape yeah yeah you but you were in a bath
00:54:41
tommy cresta
Yeah, that that freaked me out, too.
00:54:45
tommy cresta
Because i was Connor was doing it right then, and I thought of it like happening somehow.
00:54:45
Ryan
because i time doing mean somehow Yeah.
00:54:50
Ryan
Yeah, it was poking out.
00:54:51
tommy cresta
Just the thought of that, and the way like you could see it burning. Yeah.
00:54:55
Ryan
Although I will say that they ruined that scene by him like trying to get the vape juice he's like, that sucks. And then it goes down and so he's like, that sucks and falls off.
00:54:59
tommy cresta
Then down and it's like, that's the top. Yeah, it should just happened.
00:55:03
tommy cresta
but i Did you see if they never got rid the burn things in the ceiling?
00:55:03
Ryan
i can like they never heard the branding yeah yeah
00:55:06
tommy cresta
Yeah. Did you give a little, ugh, when the hooks got caught on her face?
00:55:15
tommy cresta
I thought I heard you.
00:55:16
tommy cresta
I was like, it was more watching her take them out freaking me out.
00:55:17
Ryan
Yeah. it was more really
00:55:20
tommy cresta
Those little things, like seeing the skin pool.
00:55:23
Ryan
ah gotcha wow billbo
00:55:23
tommy cresta
like I can watch Broken Bones all that.
00:55:26
tommy cresta
Little weird things.
00:55:27
tommy cresta
Eyes don't bother me.
00:55:28
tommy cresta
don't know what it was.
00:55:29
tommy cresta
The sleeping bag scene?
00:55:30
tommy cresta
Which made me laugh, actually. The whole idea of that's how someone gets stampeded by wild horses.
00:55:33
Ryan
that's awesome beat by wild I did love the setup where he's like, it wasn't a normal hunting accident. He stampeded.
00:55:40
Ryan
I was waiting for it be like, a deer punched him in the face. He got stampeded by wild horses in Maine. Like, what?
00:55:46
tommy cresta
While he was sleeping.
00:55:47
tommy cresta
He wasn't even awake.
00:55:47
Ryan
He's sleeping. He's sleeping.
00:55:49
tommy cresta
But like little things like that.
00:55:49
Ryan
Well, you know what he's saying?
00:55:50
tommy cresta
Which also, if you go watch the Craven movie ever, anyone, a stampede happens and nothing happens.
00:55:51
Ryan
He's also, if you don't watch the movie not a good one. The what movie?
00:55:57
Ryan
Oh, I said superhero.
00:55:57
tommy cresta
I said superheroes.
00:55:58
Ryan
Oh, did actually hear him?
00:56:00
tommy cresta
Oh, did you actually not hear me?
00:56:01
tommy cresta
thought you were being sarcastic.
00:56:01
Ryan
i actually didn't hear him. no, no.
00:56:03
tommy cresta
um I said the Craven movie.
00:56:03
Ryan
It's the McRaven movie. I still haven't seen it. I don't care.
00:56:06
tommy cresta
don Don't watch it.
00:56:06
Ryan
I don't want to. Yeah.
00:56:08
tommy cresta
i was I saw clips of it.
00:56:08
Ryan
Yeah. I heard it was actually good.
00:56:09
tommy cresta
I was like, wow, I was really wrong on that.
00:56:11
tommy cresta
I don't know what it Sometimes I feel like I was doing so well for so long with like um like movie high.
00:56:17
tommy cresta
what I feel like the last like 20 movies I've seen, I've been coming out and be like, oh, I really like that.
00:56:20
tommy cresta
And I go back and I'm like, this was fucking awful.
00:56:23
tommy cresta
Hard Eyes. I saw it twice.
00:56:27
tommy cresta
It actually really fucking enjoyable movie.
00:56:29
tommy cresta
heard of that.
00:56:29
Ryan
i heard it was actually good
00:56:29
tommy cresta
Yeah, it was just Scream pretty much.
00:56:32
tommy cresta
But the two leads, i mean, the one guy's in Scream.
00:56:32
Ryan
two leads. mean, the one guy's on the screen.
00:56:34
tommy cresta
And then the girl from Kicking It's the love interest, the other character.
00:56:34
Ryan
And then, uh, we grew up in Kicking, and it's the love interest. Okay.
00:56:38
tommy cresta
and they They were great.
00:56:39
Ryan
Yeah. They were great. That was, go watch them, go watch the monkey.
00:56:39
tommy cresta
that was Go watch that before you watch The Monkey.
00:56:42
Ryan
Yeah. That was another surprise. Like, everybody said that was good. That trailer looked awful.
00:56:45
tommy cresta
I mean, look, terrible.
00:56:45
Ryan
I mean, it looked terrible. Terrible. But, talking about good kills, had some.
00:56:48
tommy cresta
Talk about good kills. That had some vile, vile death.
00:56:54
tommy cresta
um But yeah, The Monkey.
00:56:54
Ryan
Um, but yeah, the monkey.
00:56:55
tommy cresta
The Monkey. and think of other things i'll talk but yeah I think the best part of this movie will be when the Kill Count videos come out.
00:56:57
Ryan
I think other things don't cut out. But yeah, I think the best part of this movie will be when the show count is. yeah that's all you
00:57:03
tommy cresta
and it's just That's all you get to see. It's just the crazy deaths.
00:57:05
Ryan
James Aiden Janisse is going to have a great great time with this one.
00:57:08
tommy cresta
yeah I don't know still don't know who he is.
00:57:09
Ryan
i think I'm excited. He doesn't go on the internet. He's not he's not familiar. He's very old. I'm talking about you. Honestly, my favorite part of this
00:57:16
tommy cresta
realize what you were saying.
00:57:20
Ryan
honestly my favorite part of this May have been just like watching the monkey, the design of the monkey and just the eyes being pitch black.
00:57:23
tommy cresta
watching it was actually like when the camera would stop i was like that first person shot it like focused on the drumstick it was like from it was like close-up it was when yeah like it was just so cool it was because it was it's when he has all the banana on his head and something and it's
00:57:28
Ryan
It was actually like when the camera would just stop and sit on the monkey. I was kind of creeped out. Which one? It like goes on the drumstick. It was like from now.
00:57:39
Ryan
It was like a close up. Oh, yeah. I think I know what you're talking about. Yeah. I don't really mind it. It's when he has all the denials and stuff. And it's like showing and the brother.
00:57:49
tommy cresta
It's like showing the mom, the brother, and then cuts it.
00:57:52
tommy cresta
It's just like from behind the hand.
00:57:52
Ryan
from behind the hand
00:57:53
tommy cresta
You can see him behind.
00:57:54
tommy cresta
I don't know.
00:57:55
tommy cresta
Something about looked really cool.
00:57:56
tommy cresta
And then I looked up.
00:57:57
tommy cresta
That's like a – the way they did was like the Lord of the Rings ring.
00:57:59
Ryan
It have been more of a Uh, I think I know what you're talking about.
00:58:00
tommy cresta
It's a big-ass monkey. Yeah. yeah i like to
00:58:06
tommy cresta
i like the weirdness.
00:58:07
tommy cresta
I wish they just went more into that side of it.
00:58:08
Ryan
but yeah the weirdness
00:58:11
tommy cresta
The full-on horror stuff I didn't like. Yeah.
00:58:14
Ryan
yeah i agree it should have been more of a comedy
00:58:14
tommy cresta
like Can't – like what's that new – the new Finn Wolfhard one that's coming out?
00:58:19
tommy cresta
That he wrote and is directing.
00:58:21
tommy cresta
Did you see that? The summer camp movie he's doing? The horror movie?
00:58:24
Ryan
i think i know which talking
00:58:25
tommy cresta
It's super like 80s campy.
00:58:28
tommy cresta
But it looks really good.
00:58:28
Ryan
but looks really good there
00:58:29
tommy cresta
Because they are i mean they are leaning into it.
00:58:31
tommy cresta
ah Freddie Hetchinger is the lead in this.
00:58:33
tommy cresta
so finulo and But again.
00:58:36
tommy cresta
If you lean into it.
00:58:36
Ryan
if you lean into it file
00:58:37
tommy cresta
Dialogue can be worse.
00:58:38
tommy cresta
like You can play into that.
00:58:40
Ryan
yeah because the dialogue can be a part of the joke
00:58:40
tommy cresta
It's when you're trying to be. yeah
00:58:43
tommy cresta
It's when you're trying to be serious.
00:58:45
tommy cresta
And you've got campy writing.
00:58:47
tommy cresta
The worst fucking time. It's the pasta restaurant one. yeah
00:58:47
Ryan
the worst fucking line in this whole movie i said it in the car so
00:58:51
Ryan
Yeah, the when the cop, again, after the the shotgun death with the realtor, the cop's down there and she's like, so you were up in the room with her.
00:58:52
tommy cresta
Yeah, if you've been up there yet. I will say that death was funny as hell.
00:58:59
tommy cresta
I really thought it was just going to be her face.
00:58:59
Ryan
And then five seconds later, she's like, you should go up there and see it. It's crazy. like
00:59:04
Ryan
He's covered in her.
00:59:05
tommy cresta
and hurry and we other
00:59:05
Ryan
like What are you talking about? You should go up and see it.
00:59:08
Ryan
You're looking at it.
00:59:09
tommy cresta
that i will say that death was funny as hell
00:59:09
Ryan
I will say that death was 20 years old. That was good. I really thought was your face.
00:59:12
tommy cresta
i really thought it was just gonna be her face
00:59:17
tommy cresta
And the fact that he, like, gags for second.
00:59:17
Ryan
And the fact that he was like, oh, it was gagging.
00:59:18
tommy cresta
I was like oh he's gagging. and he just pulls out a finger.
00:59:19
Ryan
And he just pulls out
00:59:21
tommy cresta
Is everything okay out there?
00:59:24
tommy cresta
Yeah, I like Theo James.
00:59:25
tommy cresta
I like that scene. But you're right.
00:59:27
tommy cresta
She fully played into the campy.
00:59:27
Ryan
all yeah and it was like you
00:59:31
tommy cresta
Right? I loved it.
00:59:32
tommy cresta
But it is crazy, like, how different, like, i what did I give this now?
00:59:36
tommy cresta
I think said 60. I think I'm giving it on the same score. I think I'm going to say 62 for this.
00:59:43
tommy cresta
I feel like it's...
00:59:45
tommy cresta
The campy stuff that I enjoyed made me like it enough that I'm not going to give it a failing score.
00:59:45
Ryan
The camp is something that I enjoyed being like it enough that not going to give it a failing score.
00:59:49
tommy cresta
and I feel like when we do it, like I feel like 60 is the pass.
00:59:50
Ryan
I feel like when you do it, it's like 60. Yeah, yeah.
00:59:55
tommy cresta
So I feel like I liked it enough to not fail it.
00:59:55
Ryan
So I feel like I liked it enough to not fail it.
01:00:00
tommy cresta
So I'm going to give it.
01:00:00
Ryan
So I'm going to give it I'm actually going to do it a little bit like Captain America.
01:00:03
tommy cresta
yeah um I'm actually going to give it lower score than Captain America now. I take back what I said. I'm going to give it 61.
01:00:06
Ryan
changed that at least. You see?
01:00:07
tommy cresta
I'm going to give it a 62-61 because I was expecting the monkey more.
01:00:07
Ryan
You see? It was 62-61. Captain America. Captain America. One more point because wasn't expecting Captain America to be like it.
01:00:11
tommy cresta
So I'll give it one more point because I wasn't expecting Captain America to be very good. And it came out beat my expectations.
01:00:15
Ryan
it came out and beat my expectations. While this, I mean, this was up there with like 28 years later.
01:00:17
tommy cresta
I mean, this was up there with like 28 years later for me. yeah
01:00:21
Ryan
Yeah, you were excited.
01:00:21
tommy cresta
I mean, I loved – I mean, long we both loved Long Legs.
01:00:22
Ryan
And I was too. mean, we both loved Longwood.
01:00:26
tommy cresta
And Long Legs made a top ten list, right?
01:00:26
Ryan
And Longwood made a tough time later. I think so.
01:00:30
tommy cresta
I think it made yours.
01:00:31
Ryan
i don't even remember now.
01:00:31
tommy cresta
I know it was all mine.
01:00:33
tommy cresta
So, I mean, I knew I loved it.
01:00:33
Ryan
So I mean, I love it.
01:00:34
tommy cresta
And i love horror, if i everyone can't tell.
01:00:36
tommy cresta
So, I mean, this was very – I think that's why i'm going to give it such a low score.
01:00:36
Ryan
So I mean, this was very, I think it's fun when we get it. Yeah.
01:00:39
tommy cresta
Just because it it was so frustrating to watch it.
01:00:39
Ryan
Just because it was so frustrating to watch it.
01:00:42
tommy cresta
I mean, it late, you watch it unravel.
01:00:42
Ryan
I mean, it let you watch it on gravel. Yeah.
01:00:45
tommy cresta
And I loved it after that.
01:00:45
Ryan
And i love that, though.
01:00:46
tommy cresta
I don't – late came out the most movie high.
01:00:46
Ryan
don't, I believe you know the most movie have a gang couples with me.
01:00:48
tommy cresta
Again, Puff was with me.
01:00:50
Ryan
me anything Oh, anything fun.
01:00:50
tommy cresta
Puff can make anything enjoyable. He's just very funny person.
01:00:53
tommy cresta
I think he made it more enjoyable.
01:00:53
Ryan
Were you guys in an empty theater?
01:00:57
tommy cresta
Dude, our theater was fucking packed.
01:00:57
Ryan
Dude, our theater was hot.
01:01:00
tommy cresta
But people were laughing. Like, like people were enjoying themselves. I think maybe the atmosphere made me, like –
01:01:04
Ryan
Really? Yeah. Yeah. I i mean, that's, that can totally be a part of it.
01:01:06
tommy cresta
i mean and That happens.
01:01:09
tommy cresta
Yeah, like, you had Dune 2, right, where the guy who sitting next to and shut up.
01:01:09
Ryan
Because we had, he was like smoking the entire time. ahji wouldn all you was like smoking the entire time
01:01:13
tommy cresta
Yeah, it's like, which, I feel like that, I know you went back and saw it again, but I feel like if you had just seen it that way, that would have been, yeah, like, I feel like that is a thing.
01:01:15
Ryan
I you went back to school again, but... Just cracking gears. Yeah. Yeah, it sucked.
01:01:22
Ryan
Because we had... Was our theater empty or was there... I think there were like two people behind us. There was one person.
01:01:25
tommy cresta
There was one person.
01:01:27
tommy cresta
I don't like that.
01:01:28
tommy cresta
It freaks me out.
01:01:28
Ryan
Preach me lot. Yeah.
01:01:29
tommy cresta
I like to go, yeah, that's that, I would have been out of that theater, dude.
01:01:29
Ryan
Well, it's like when I saw Lonely, there was just a guy sitting in the corner who just disappeared halfway through the movie.
01:01:35
tommy cresta
Connor doesn't watch it.
01:01:36
tommy cresta
He's kind of nervous.
01:01:39
tommy cresta
I think because Nate and Puff really did not like how demonic it was.
01:01:39
Ryan
i think really it yeah
01:01:43
tommy cresta
Like my mom, I mean, my mom bent metal.
01:01:44
Ryan
Like my mom, mean, my mom's a big head.
01:01:46
tommy cresta
She bent that fucking popcorn bucket.
01:01:47
Ryan
Your mom got super strength. Your mom turned into Red Hulk, dude.
01:01:50
tommy cresta
She really did turn it right off.
01:01:51
Ryan
She's been taking them pills, yeah.
01:01:51
tommy cresta
She was so scared.
01:01:52
Ryan
But yeah, that's where I'm going to go.
01:01:53
tommy cresta
um But yeah, I feel like that's that's where I'm going to go. I'm going to give it. um Yeah, I'm going to give it that just because it was more disappointing.
01:01:58
Ryan
Yeah, I'm going to get that just because it was more disappointing. It might have been a better production, but the script was really neat.
01:02:00
tommy cresta
It might have been a better production just like the look of his movies. but the script was really weak and it just literally gets worse.
01:02:06
Ryan
And it just literally went worse.
01:02:10
tommy cresta
What about you? What'd you, Oh, first of all, what'd you give, what'd you give
01:02:11
Ryan
What's Connor doing tonight? I think Captain America. What did you give Captain America? 62. I liked it more. I'm going to give it like a 72.
01:02:22
tommy cresta
Captain America?
01:02:22
Ryan
I don't think it was bad at all. I think it was fine. I don't think it's super memorable, but it wasn't that bad.
01:02:28
Ryan
Yeah, I think it's just when I try and explore things, I try and compare it to other things.
01:02:28
tommy cresta
I think it's because ah when I, when I try and like score things, I try and compare it to other things. with that Like, like,
01:02:33
Ryan
I try and go all Supergirls.
01:02:34
tommy cresta
I try and go off superhero movies I've done. feel like 61 is better than Ant-Man.
01:02:36
Ryan
I think 61. I had an Ant-Man. I had them for work, but I wouldn't play as high as
01:02:38
tommy cresta
Better than Thor. But I wouldn't put it as high as Deadpool Wolverine, which I didn't rank very high.
01:02:45
tommy cresta
fred like If it's the beginning the movie, i definitely I would probably turn it on.
01:02:45
Ryan
Like if i if I'm scrolling on TV and I see it, I might sit and watch like 20 minutes of it.
01:02:49
Ryan
Maybe. That's fair. going to give this a 27.
01:02:52
tommy cresta
I probably wouldn't turn on the second half.
01:02:53
Ryan
No, I'm joking. 52. maybe
01:02:55
tommy cresta
Either of these movies.
01:02:56
tommy cresta
Because I think I would actually want to see the ant die again.
01:02:56
Ryan
like i would actually and
01:02:58
tommy cresta
Because that was pretty cool to me.
01:03:00
tommy cresta
I like the beginning of Deaths.
01:03:03
Ryan
i'm going to give this a twenty seven
01:03:07
tommy cresta
I was like, geez.
01:03:08
tommy cresta
I was like, that's getting close to, it's not Halloween and Saturday.
01:03:11
tommy cresta
That's, I don't we'll ever get to that where we're both like, that was the, I mean, I wanted to walk out of the theater.
01:03:13
Ryan
don't think I ever looked at that. No. That was horrible. That was good. I mean, I wanted to walk of the theater. Yeah, it was bad. i had to stop you from walking out of the theater.
01:03:21
tommy cresta
Yeah, you did have stop because I drove everyone and I, and I just told everyone about my eating disorders.
01:03:21
Ryan
Yeah, because drove everywhere. Uh-huh. And I just went and got my eating disorder.
01:03:26
tommy cresta
That was already a rough day, rough night for Tom.
01:03:26
Ryan
That was already rough night. It was a rough night. Yeah, it was a weird one.
Discussion on Various Movies and Recommendations
01:03:30
tommy cresta
Oh, you know movie's fucking ass? Valiant 1, the Chase Stokes war movie that he did.
01:03:30
Ryan
ah you we was talking all wonder Oh, were talking about?
01:03:33
Ryan
It's Valley 1, the Jason Oaks. Valley 1. I thought people said that was better than they expected. Okay, because better than what thought.
01:03:38
tommy cresta
Okay, it was better than what I thought because I thought it was late going to be the worst movie of the year.
01:03:40
Ryan
Okay. That's the one who's leaving for what he did. Yeah.
01:03:42
tommy cresta
But if... I thought that was a spider.
01:03:45
Ryan
thought that was just fire. No. What the fuck kind of bug is that?
01:03:49
Ryan
Oh, they're back. Remember when we came in here and just all the windowsills were covered?
01:03:51
tommy cresta
I'll just die. over should
01:03:55
Ryan
No, he's still kicking. Are you not?
01:03:57
Ryan
You're done talking. Why would you do that? Don't throw it at it. Maybe it is dead. don't know. He fucked up. Finish your thing.
01:04:04
tommy cresta
It did it late came down spinning like a plane.
01:04:07
tommy cresta
um But yeah, if you're going to be military movie, you have to do the military things right. And it did not. They had some really good scene.
01:04:14
Ryan
It's a really good scene.
01:04:15
tommy cresta
But the I mean, there was scenes where they're late lined up but from like me to you and they are hitting that wall.
01:04:15
Ryan
but I mean, there were scenes where they're a lady lined up from like me to you, and they are hitting that wall. Yeah.
01:04:22
tommy cresta
Like, I don't know where you're...
01:04:22
Ryan
Like, I don't know where to hit their own, like, stuff like that.
01:04:23
tommy cresta
And they're all full... like full ah Like, stuff like that. it's Little things.
01:04:27
tommy cresta
But Stephanie Hsu was actually very good in it.
01:04:27
Ryan
But a Stephanie Schu was actually very good.
01:04:29
tommy cresta
She plays, like, a medic.
01:04:30
Ryan
She plays like a medic. I really like it.
01:04:31
tommy cresta
I really liked her. Jay Stokes wasn't...
01:04:32
Ryan
He's supposed to not a kid in that movie.
01:04:32
tommy cresta
but Performance was not the issue in that movie. Writing and quality are why that movie struggled.
01:04:35
Ryan
Writing and quality are why they're struggling.
01:04:37
tommy cresta
But, yeah, 47, I gave that.
01:04:38
Ryan
But yeah, 47, you're bad. Gotcha.
01:04:40
tommy cresta
That's my lowest movie of the year.
01:04:41
Ryan
I actually didn't realize they're not used.
01:04:42
tommy cresta
I also didn't realize Den of Thieves. I kind of fucked up on my one review.
01:04:43
Ryan
kind of fucked up on my own review.
01:04:45
tommy cresta
I gave Den of Thieves.
01:04:46
tommy cresta
I said it was of the surprises of the year.
01:04:51
tommy cresta
What the fuck?
01:04:51
Ryan
31 critics, but 82 audience.
01:04:54
tommy cresta
Yeah, I have a higher than Chris.
01:04:54
Ryan
Also, were we saying Den of Thieves?
01:04:56
tommy cresta
I did not realize Dead of Thieves is a 2025 release.
01:04:58
tommy cresta
I put it on my 2024 biggest surprise list.
01:05:02
tommy cresta
Dead of Thieves 2.
01:05:03
tommy cresta
Fucking enjoyable time.
01:05:03
Ryan
fucking into yeah Oh, he's back. There goes.
01:05:06
tommy cresta
Oh, you live again?
01:05:07
Ryan
He's back to the ceiling. I think he thinks the light bulb is the sun.
01:05:12
Ryan
You're in for a rude awakening.
01:05:12
tommy cresta
ah Now, I feel like I talked for a while.
01:05:15
tommy cresta
like Let me hear your here's some of earth more of your thoughts.
01:05:19
Ryan
You kind of covered everything.
01:05:19
tommy cresta
I feel like I just went on like a tangent.
01:05:21
Ryan
It was just – it should have picked a side, picked what it wanted to be.
01:05:26
Ryan
i think Theo – whatever. Theo James.
01:05:29
Ryan
Theo James was okay.
01:05:29
tommy cresta
It's okay. But I feel like the character wasn't strong.
01:05:31
Ryan
But I feel like he was just, like, the character just wasn't strong. Well, both characters just weren't very strong.
01:05:34
tommy cresta
Both characters weren't very strong. I feel like the acting was more so directed.
01:05:36
Ryan
feel like the acting was fine. I feel like it was more so the directing.
01:05:37
tommy cresta
You know what mean? Because he's very consistent with his acting.
01:05:39
Ryan
You know what i mean? Because he was very consistent in his acting. I just feel like the character that he was given was just, it wasn't great.
01:05:42
tommy cresta
I just feel like everything wasn't good. Wasn't good for him. wasn't great.
01:05:47
tommy cresta
I think it's what you're saying. might have been the direction, the writing.
01:05:49
Ryan
Yeah. Or maybe just the miscast, but, and you know, I don't think it was totally his fault.
01:05:54
tommy cresta
Yeah, because I genuinely like him in most roles.
01:05:54
Ryan
Yeah. I mean, I genuinely like him. I hate the guy who's not very good.
01:05:57
tommy cresta
I hate the Divergent movies. They're just not very good. I think he's like the only reason that those movies got more than the first one.
01:06:00
Ryan
I think he's like the only reason that Vision's got him in the first one.
01:06:06
tommy cresta
Yeah, I i hope Oscar Perkins gets back on the right foot in this next movie.
01:06:06
Ryan
Yeah, I hope that's the difference. I hope he gets back in the life of this next movie, but again, maybe him going weirder and campier is better.
01:06:12
tommy cresta
But again, maybe him going weirder and campier is better.
01:06:18
Ryan
Maybe he needs to be fully into that.
01:06:19
tommy cresta
Like maybe he needs to lean fully into that.
01:06:21
Ryan
Maybe. feel like a lot of the movies, though, when we like talk about Parker, obviously, they don't lean into one or the other much.
01:06:22
tommy cresta
I feel like a lot of those movies, though, when we like talk about like horror comedies, if they don't lean into one or the other enough, it messes up the whole movie.
01:06:29
Ryan
It messed the whole movie. So is Keeper, is that his next one?
01:06:31
tommy cresta
I don't know. I don't know.
01:06:34
Ryan
don't know. Because it's just saying, it says 2025 too.
01:06:34
tommy cresta
I don't remember.
01:06:36
Ryan
but It's just saying horror with, written by Nick Leppard, directed by Osgood Perkins, starring Tatiana Maslany and Rousseau of Sutherland. don't know.
01:06:50
tommy cresta
a um um You know what movie you have to watch?
01:06:52
Ryan
know what movie have to watch? It's a neon movie.
01:06:54
tommy cresta
The Blackening.
01:06:54
Ryan
The Blackening. The Blackening?
01:06:56
tommy cresta
Remember it came out?
01:06:56
Ryan
Oh, yeah. You said that was really good.
01:06:58
tommy cresta
Fucking great film.
01:06:58
Ryan
great no I don't think so.
01:06:59
tommy cresta
I watched like half of it the other day.
01:07:00
Ryan
I think we covered everything.
01:07:01
tommy cresta
It was on TV.
01:07:02
tommy cresta
That movie is...
01:07:03
Ryan
It was kind of cool seeing everything kind of collapse.
01:07:03
tommy cresta
sta the if I'm actually going to wait until we do our next part. and i We're actually going to talk more about it.
01:07:06
Ryan
don't think that was over the top.
01:07:10
tommy cresta
um but yeah Is there anything else you want to add to the monkey?
01:07:10
Ryan
I liked when they're driving through. i don't don't think so i think we covered everything just
01:07:16
tommy cresta
ah What did you think about the final like two minutes?
01:07:20
Ryan
it was okay it was kind of cool seeing everything kind of collapse and like i like
01:07:21
tommy cresta
you I like that too. Okay.
01:07:24
tommy cresta
I didn't like how it got there.
01:07:24
Ryan
um don't think that was over the top
01:07:26
tommy cresta
I liked when they're driving through.
01:07:26
Ryan
i like moving to driving Oh, yeah.
01:07:29
tommy cresta
yeah. I love when they're just dead.
01:07:29
Ryan
I love when they when they see death. Yeah.
01:07:31
Ryan
And he just – he kind of like nods at him and he's just like, no, he just walks off.
01:07:32
tommy cresta
he just kind of like got there. Like, no.
01:07:35
tommy cresta
He's like, fuck I'm not going lie.
01:07:36
Ryan
I'm not going to lie to the good of them.
01:07:37
tommy cresta
The cheerleader thing got my ass the first time. Because I thought they were going to get hit.
01:07:39
Ryan
iphon I thought they were going to get hit.
01:07:41
tommy cresta
Like, Theo James.
01:07:43
tommy cresta
Yeah. I thought they were going to get hit.
01:07:43
Ryan
thought they were going to get hit.
01:07:45
Ryan
Now, first off, the cheerleaders showing up everywhere.
01:07:45
tommy cresta
First off, the cheerleaders showing up everywhere was such like a fucking weird thing to do.
01:07:48
Ryan
Cheering. It's such like a fucking weird thing. Yeah. They could have been –
01:07:50
tommy cresta
And it could have been so much better.
01:07:51
Ryan
so I mean, did you see me fucking groan when they first got there?
01:07:55
Ryan
when the When the bus started pulling aside, i was like, you gotta to be fucking kidding me with these cheerleaders. And then it happens.
01:08:00
Ryan
I was like, all right, fair enough.
01:08:01
tommy cresta
Like, it was the only way that's to wake it in.
01:08:04
tommy cresta
Now, what happens with the driver there?
01:08:04
Ryan
Now, to the driver? I'd probably just walk.
01:08:05
tommy cresta
What do you do?
01:08:09
Ryan
You'd just walk home.
01:08:09
tommy cresta
You're like, fuck.
01:08:12
tommy cresta
The the baby thing?
01:08:13
tommy cresta
I know it's not.
01:08:15
tommy cresta
Dude, that shit made me...
01:08:16
Ryan
You talk so much shit on me for like, seeing babies die.
01:08:18
tommy cresta
that shit me
01:08:19
tommy cresta
Hearing like the super OG horror scream, that they just ADR'd over it, was so funny to me.
01:08:19
Ryan
super really are Yeah. She's fucked. She ain't solving that shit. Uh-uh.
01:08:27
tommy cresta
But yeah, I agree with you.
01:08:27
Ryan
Yeah, he killed it, dude.
01:08:28
tommy cresta
I thought the scene with Death was really cool. I thought it was like a cool way to...
01:08:31
tommy cresta
like Now, is this in the same world as Longlegs?
01:08:32
Ryan
this in the same world as
01:08:34
tommy cresta
Does Minkum and Ro have to go here now and figure this...
01:08:34
Ryan
migo monro if you go the she's fucked
01:08:38
Ryan
she ain't solving as shit ah
01:08:41
tommy cresta
But yeah, it was... I also, the visuals in this are not as good as the visual in Long Legs because a different cinematographer.
01:08:43
Ryan
house the visuals in this are nonspe no
01:08:46
tommy cresta
Cinematographer Long Legs fucking snapped.
01:08:49
tommy cresta
I gotta watch that movie again. That was was so fucking good. But, yeah.
01:08:54
tommy cresta
um I have nothing else to say.
01:08:54
Ryan
Yeah, I know you're talking about.
01:08:56
tommy cresta
I think if you like gore, go check it out.
01:08:56
Ryan
I agree. Sorry, I yawned. It's late. 810. What's Connor doing tonight?
01:09:00
tommy cresta
if you like cool kills, this movie definitely has something unique.
01:09:00
Ryan
Let's watch Long Legs.
01:09:02
tommy cresta
Like, the first kill of the movie is very unique.
01:09:04
tommy cresta
I did not expect what happened. Like, I thought it was just gonna go through.
01:09:08
tommy cresta
i didn't think it was going back.
01:09:11
Ryan
yeah i know talking about
01:09:11
tommy cresta
Yeah, I thought that would been that was cool.
01:09:12
Ryan
agree sorry youned it's late
01:09:16
tommy cresta
It's late for us.
01:09:17
Ryan
what's connor doing the tonight
01:09:19
Ryan
wash long legs We shouldn't watch Long Legs. Force him to watch it. Force Nate and Puff to watch it again.
01:09:35
Ryan
yeah if you like sure I recommended it before, the night.
01:09:35
tommy cresta
But yeah, if you like cool kills, I think you should go watch the monkey. But before that, Before we get going, we have the recommendation the week.
01:09:46
Ryan
um'm like ninety percent sure i've recommended it before but i just watched it again the other night but nice guys
01:09:51
tommy cresta
Yeah, you love this one.
01:09:51
Ryan
you get love this upon
01:09:52
tommy cresta
One of your favorite movies.
01:09:53
Ryan
A real comedy. is our
01:09:55
tommy cresta
Oh, I showed it Sam.
01:09:57
tommy cresta
Fucking loved it.
01:09:59
Ryan
Yeah, who doesn't love it? that some of you punches so that i forgot He's like, oh, that's a lot of blood.
01:10:00
tommy cresta
Dude, that scene when he punches through the... I forgot how... That's a lot.
01:10:04
tommy cresta
Or him falling down the hill.
01:10:05
Ryan
That movie is, they need to make a sequel.
01:10:06
tommy cresta
That... dude that movie is... They need to make a sequel. I know that they both want to do it.
01:10:10
Ryan
I know that they both want to do it.
01:10:11
tommy cresta
They need to... They... Shane Black just make it happen.
01:10:13
Ryan
Shane Black wants to do it too, I think.
01:10:14
tommy cresta
Yeah. I don't know how you can't make get it made.
01:10:14
Ryan
don know thank you know Well, because the first one made no money.
01:10:16
tommy cresta
You know how... I feel like it has such...
01:10:18
Ryan
I know, but think it's such a cool thing.
01:10:18
tommy cresta
I know, feel like has such a cult thing to it now.
01:10:21
tommy cresta
It does. Yeah. I feel like...
01:10:22
Ryan
But studios don't care about that, which is unfortunate.
01:10:24
tommy cresta
There's... I feel like there's... There's gotta be other movies out there that...
01:10:25
Ryan
They tend to not, but there are every once in a while.
01:10:27
tommy cresta
Yeah. There are.
01:10:28
Ryan
We'll be like, oh, this whole movie.
01:10:29
tommy cresta
Maybe 824 would be like, we'll make it. Come... Come hang out with us.
01:10:34
tommy cresta
That's a good choice. I do love that movie.
01:10:37
Ryan
yeah It's just so funny.
01:10:37
tommy cresta
The daughter's so good in that, too.
01:10:39
Ryan
Oh, she's great. Dad, there's like whores here and stuff.
01:10:41
tommy cresta
Stop saying whores and stuff.
01:10:42
Ryan
Stop saying and stuff. Just say there are whores here.
01:10:43
tommy cresta
And then she tells whore.
01:10:47
tommy cresta
She's like, stop saying end stuff.
01:10:47
Ryan
exhaust and stuff yeah
01:10:49
tommy cresta
Just say anal. But ah I'm going to, as I was saying, the blackening.
01:10:52
Ryan
know in black I think she's Australian too.
01:10:55
tommy cresta
I'm pretty sure.
01:10:56
tommy cresta
I looked her.
01:11:00
tommy cresta
you want me to look it over you going to up?
01:11:00
Ryan
No, I looked it up when I was watching it.
01:11:03
Ryan
I was like, what is she doing now?
01:11:05
Ryan
Because I know she's in Spider-Man, but...
01:11:07
tommy cresta
Holy fucking shit.
01:11:09
tommy cresta
Never put that together.
01:11:09
Ryan
Yeah. Yeah. She grew up...
01:11:11
tommy cresta
Never realized that that's Ned's girlfriend.
01:11:12
Ryan
I mean, what was the nice guys?
01:11:15
tommy cresta
She aged a lot.
01:11:15
Ryan
a a lot yeah i mean mos the nice guys that was
01:11:19
tommy cresta
i didn't feel like was that long ago.
01:11:20
Ryan
2016? Probably. Yeah, she's... She's 24 years old, buddy.
01:11:21
tommy cresta
oh it was when Sonic 1 came out, because that's what it went up against.
01:11:22
Ryan
Older than you. Born on New Year's Day, January 1st, 2001.
01:11:26
tommy cresta
Oh, no, it went up against Angry Birds 2, I think.
01:11:26
Ryan
Sorry. Wow. just rude. Great fires, the walls, probably yeah she's lost the time
01:11:30
tommy cresta
But, yeah, go watch The Blackening.
01:11:31
Ryan
she twenty four years old
01:11:31
tommy cresta
It's... my gosh, he's older than me.
01:11:34
Ryan
older than you born on new year's day january first two thousand and one
01:11:37
tommy cresta
It's a horrible birthday. Sorry.
01:11:42
Ryan
just rude yeah black
01:11:43
tommy cresta
Yeah, the blackening. It starts. um Grace Byers, Shanique Walls, Dwayne Perkins, Melvin Gregg, who most of you guys would know from Lab Rats.
01:11:46
Ryan
retired Wayne Burton, Elvin Gregg, which you guys know, but he had some beats every time around him.
01:11:53
tommy cresta
But it has an 87% on Rotten Tomatoes. It is so fucking funny.
01:11:55
Ryan
He did so fucking fun. You just bring up lab rats like that?
01:11:59
tommy cresta
Yeah, I got it like that.
01:12:00
Ryan
haven't heard that name. haven't heard that name in a decade.
01:12:02
tommy cresta
Never watched it. But like you guys watch Rav Rats.
01:12:03
Ryan
You guys will know him from this. Yeah, for sure. guys watch it.
01:12:07
tommy cresta
I mean, if I turn the camera, you're going to know exactly what i'm talking about.
01:12:07
Ryan
I mean, if turn the camera, didn't know what's happening. Probably would. But, yeah, the blackness is so...
01:12:12
tommy cresta
But yeah, the blackening is so... it There tends to be a...
01:12:16
Ryan
Which one are we looking at?
01:12:19
tommy cresta
Yeah, yeah yeah exactly.
01:12:19
Ryan
Yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about.
01:12:21
tommy cresta
like um There's a...
01:12:22
Ryan
There's a... There's that stereotype of being hard on me.
01:12:24
tommy cresta
There's that stereotype that in horror movies, black people die first. And they...
01:12:27
Ryan
And they, I mean, lean into the idea.
01:12:28
tommy cresta
I mean, lean into the idea of it because just seven of them, they're going away to reunite for a junete Juneteenth getaway in a remote cat.
01:12:30
Ryan
I mean, it's just seven of them. They're going pretty nice for a Tuesday at the Tuesday getaway in a remote app. Dude, it is so funny.
01:12:36
tommy cresta
Dude, it is so funny. I saw Toys and Theaters both times by myself.
01:12:38
Ryan
I've talked twice be a few times by myself.
01:12:41
tommy cresta
And it is genuinely – I laughed out loud.
01:12:41
Ryan
And it is generally silent out loud.
01:12:43
tommy cresta
I watched it other day.
01:12:44
Ryan
I watched the other day and it's...
01:12:46
tommy cresta
Dude, the the killer is so fucking racist.
01:12:49
tommy cresta
Like, they're making fun.
01:12:50
tommy cresta
oh my God. Great time.
01:12:52
Ryan
great time no watching
01:12:52
tommy cresta
Go watch it. Super funny. I think we gave them two really good movies to watch this time.
01:12:54
Ryan
think we gave two really good movies to watch this time. Perfect.
01:12:57
Ryan
Ones that are actually funny, too.
01:12:58
tommy cresta
Yeah, actually funny, and the Black Knight has good jump scares throughout it, but it's definitely a comedy first, horror second.
01:12:59
Ryan
at that. Yeah, actually funny, and the black man is good jump scare for that. But it's definitely comedy for as far as I think. Perfect.
01:13:05
tommy cresta
But yeah, um go check those movies out.
01:13:05
Ryan
But yeah, um go check those movies out.
01:13:07
tommy cresta
Continue to follow the social media pages.
01:13:07
Ryan
Continue to follow the social media page.
01:13:09
tommy cresta
Thank you for getting the Twitch channel over 1,100 followers.
01:13:09
Ryan
Thank you getting the Twitch channel over 1,100 followers. Damn!
01:13:13
tommy cresta
um We're on a fucking streak on YouTube right now.
01:13:14
Ryan
I gotta start streaming. We're spunky streak on YouTube right now.
01:13:18
Ryan
Yeah, those videos are getting views.
01:13:20
tommy cresta
Even the kind companion review did well.
01:13:20
Ryan
Even the companion went to do well. Yeah, it did. That's of our biggest videos ever on YouTube.
01:13:23
tommy cresta
That's one of our biggest videos ever on YouTube.
01:13:25
tommy cresta
um But yeah,
01:13:26
Ryan
Which surprising. I didn't think people cared about that movie.
01:13:28
tommy cresta
Did not either.
01:13:29
tommy cresta
Got a lot of likes.
01:13:30
tommy cresta
I mean, did great.
01:13:31
tommy cresta
Dude, I... It's my...
01:13:32
tommy cresta
heart It's gonna be...
01:13:32
Ryan
I've made most of my top movies.
01:13:33
tommy cresta
I bet you it makes my top 10 list of the year.
01:13:36
tommy cresta
I love that movie.
01:13:36
Ryan
I have loved it. I don't know. other What's big coming out this year?
01:13:39
Ryan
Superman. I'm trying to think. Well, yeah, Superman. 28 years later.
01:13:41
tommy cresta
28 years later. Like, it's gonna be other... I don't know if it's gonna have 10 movies, though.
01:13:44
Ryan
Yeah. um But yeah, question I mean,
01:13:46
tommy cresta
But yeah, thank guys for the... I mean, the support has been insane on TikTok, Twitch, YouTube. um But yeah, continue the support.
01:13:53
tommy cresta
Go check out The Blackening and the other guys.
01:13:53
Ryan
Go check out The Black and Ink and the other guys.
01:13:55
tommy cresta
Very good movies.
01:13:58
tommy cresta
Fuck, my dad did this to me the other day and got me confused. um And we will be back later this week to review Mickey 17, which is my number two most anticipated movie the year.
01:14:02
Ryan
We will be back later this week to review Mickey 17, which is my number movie in the year.
01:14:10
tommy cresta
Superman. Oh, no, it's probably number three because 28 years later is definitely above that.
01:14:11
Ryan
What was number one? Yeah. Okay, fair enough.
01:14:15
tommy cresta
Just rewatched 28 Days Later.
01:14:17
tommy cresta
I'm still fucking banger.
01:14:20
Ryan
28 days 28 weeks? 28 days is the best movie to possibly film.
01:14:21
tommy cresta
28 Days. 28 Weeks has the best opening possibly in film. no
01:14:24
Ryan
Oh, yeah, it's great.
01:14:25
tommy cresta
Oh, we'll talk about that.
01:14:25
Ryan
And the rest of the movie is just like, that's all right.
01:14:27
tommy cresta
It's mid. Jerry Ritter's in it.
01:14:31
tommy cresta
We'll talk to you guys later in the next one.