This episode is named after what one of our children said as it was being posted. In this episode, Rena and Paige discuss Rena's desire to teach her child French and how Paige eliminated AI slop LAUSD-wide with a single email.

Don't Podcast Ever Again

Rena and Paige discuss a social media comment that begins with the words, "Ladies, do better," the AI slop LAUSD is showing kindergarteners, and the effectiveness of  "Social Emotional Learning" curriculum. 

Boy Moms Do Better

Rena and Paige discuss daycare naps, video school assemblies (?!), and Hollywood bigshots infiltrating anti-screen parent groups.

Stay at Home, Mom

Rena and Paige discuss the Lindsay Clancy case, the latest on YouTube in the classroom, and comments on Paige's explosive new Substack essay [https://thisisverytrollish.substack.com/p/dont-bring-toys-to-the-playground?r=8sns6&utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=post%20viewer].

The Boy Moms Weigh In

Rena and Paige provide updates on their children's respective schools, read and respond to social media comments, and recount a very Regina George moment at the park.

Boys, Toys, and Goys at the Playground

Rena and Paige discuss the endless stream of YouTube videos played for kindergarteners, Rena's latest Kids Club in Collaboration with Apple TV excursion, and why we can't let Rena get rich.

YouTube Elementary School

Rena and Paige discuss Rena's recent Playground Incidents, back to school prep, and how much they hate cars.

Unsolicited Advice for Boy Moms

Rena and Paige discuss parents hovering over their kids at the playground, parents using their phones at the playground (BETTER THAN BRINGING TOYS), and zoomer parents at the playground (jk there aren't any).

Boy (Mom) Story 5

Rena and Paige discuss the ~childfree by choice~ crowd, how we feel about advice from other parents, and, of course, how Paige survives without Taco Bell.

It's Roman Empire, It's Coca-Cola, It's Boy Moms

Rena and Paige discuss how much interference is necessary at the playground, how hard it is to watch boys roughhouse, and the time Paige’s seventh grade teacher told her she would be an accountant.

Boy Moms