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A Solid 4 Beer Thoughts Season 4 Kickoff

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We made it through 3 years!  Can we make it 4?  Who knows, but we recap the last 3, throw in our own little inability to stay focused, have a few cold ones and discuss it.  What were your favorite moments?  Drop us a line at 4solidbeers@gmail.com.  This week in history with Lynk and joke of the week with Brett to round it out!

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00:00:00
Speaker
A solid four beer thoughts, pop a cold one, and get interactive with us on YouTube, Facebook, X, or Instagram. And away we go. Beers are open. I haven't opened mine yet because it involves two hands. It's okay. What's your other hand doing, Tom? Titty. I'm doing all this stuff. Pitching batting practice. I'm doing all this stuff. Perfect. Thanks for coming back. We appreciate it.
00:00:26
Speaker
To a hands. All this stuff. Yes, hands. Wow. Anyhow, that just happened. Here we go.

Season Four Launch

00:00:36
Speaker
Season four is officially underway. In this episode too? Technically, technically. Oh, here we go. Not it. Condescend to me. We're just going to call this season four episode one.
00:00:49
Speaker
Well that'd be wrong, Tom. It's really kind of not. That'd be wrong. Because last week was season three, episode end of season. Episode 53. P-O-S. So we're kicking it off this week and we'll be talking about the last three years.
00:01:06
Speaker
At some level, as much as we can remember, Brett's gonna dig deep into the... Those are pretty solid. They're delicious. They are pretty good. Almost bought more today. I'm glad I didn't, because hearing about four or five days, it's probably gonna be Christmas sugar overload at the house anyhow, but it's all good. So here we go. Anybody do anything good over the weekend? Brett, we'll start with you this time. Whoa.
00:01:33
Speaker
There you go. See how quick that was? Well, maybe we should start with me then. That way, when we get around to him, he'll have something to think about. Yeah, I know. That's normally what we do. I switched it up. Lincoln, what'd you do? Friday. Friday, Friday, Friday.

Visiting Cincinnati

00:01:46
Speaker
We drove down to Cincinnati, Ohio to see Trans-Siberian orchestra. Oh, nice. Oh, cool.
00:01:55
Speaker
They're that's good. That's a good show right heritage Bank Center. I think something like the old HBC Yeah, you know me What's our downtown venue right there by the Rascalle National Center? It's not like that at all
00:02:17
Speaker
Think he's trying to tell you though. It seemed to me like it was their minor league hockey teams arena Oh is what it looked like to me because a bunch of signage for a hockey team I'd never heard of I'm like, huh must be their minor league team. So anyway, okay, just a small little arena Yeah, we kind of start talking about last week and it just kind of came together So it is the Montgomery Inn down there. We've been there. Oh the rib joint. Was it good? Yeah
00:02:45
Speaker
Dude, that's right on the roof. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Good view. Yeah. They used to have one here.
00:02:52
Speaker
And Indy, yeah. You can get their sauce every once in a while. The barbecue sauce, so yeah. Their white barbecue or? No. Okay. Then Saturday went up to Carmel for the old Chris Kendall Mark. Chris Kendall Mark. I've still never been there. Well, you just hollandated up over the weekend, didn't you? No, that was Sunday, yeah. So. Griswalding your ass off. Heck yeah, man. And then, yeah.

Christmas Lights Prank

00:03:16
Speaker
And then due to my radio rights, I'm out picking up dog poop.
00:03:21
Speaker
and nance comes out the back door sorry current wife comes out the back door goes hey uh bret's on the front porch putting a christmas tree up i go what the frick you said actually said what the frick i probably said what the fuck okay honestly thank you
00:03:41
Speaker
Anyway, and then he's trying to keep it PG-13 dude radio radio across the table here brought brought lights over a couple days later threw lights on three Monday night Me and the boy did a little covert operation light drop-off on the nats even goes I go hey, uh Tom said plug the tree in so he must have come over and she goes
00:04:04
Speaker
That's weird. I never saw him. Nice. So the boy kept going. He's stealth. There's somebody that doorbell is going to pick us up. You know that, don't you? So we'll get out of the way of the doorbell.
00:04:15
Speaker
It's really pretty simple. He's like, sneak up there? Okay. No, we didn't. We actually didn't sneak. I put my hat over the doorbell for that same reason. Well, he was standing right in front of him. He's like, I think the doorbell is going to see us. And I'm like, well, you're standing there pointing at it. You're probably right. No, it's perceptive though. But no, we didn't. It wasn't covert. We just pulled up. So he'd be good at ding dong ditching then, wouldn't he? Yes. Ish. Not me.
00:04:46
Speaker
We just pulled up, took the lights out of the car, walked up there. We tried to be as quiet as possible, but we're doing it in the dark. So you know, you can't really see what's going on. Really? Dogs are probably barking. No, dogs didn't bark. He's looking in the window. He's like, Oh, they're going in the kitchen. And I'm like, well, hopefully. Okay. You got a little voyeur in. He's like, be careful. They're going in the kitchen. She's bending over the table.
00:05:12
Speaker
So we got the church, we got it all wrapped with the lights and I was like, he's putting her contacts in. So are those nipples daddy? There's no outlet here. Dexter, what's he doing? There's no outside outlet.
00:05:26
Speaker
Probably it's on the other side of the door to the left of the door and before we left He's got a dick to door it on the outside. So it's to the left in my brain I was like we need to take an extension cord because I don't know where the outlet is. Yep didn't even think about it. Yep, and I've got 10,000 feet of extension cords at my house that I use for all my Christmas lights anyhow ten thousand and one and So whatever but is it plugged in anyway, are you lit?
00:05:55
Speaker
Yes, yes, we are. Yeah, everything is great So yeah, I mean honestly so Talked a week or two ago about maybe not putting a tree up because no that was last week thousand cats and And yeah, so so those kids goofballs. It's that's you know, it's kind of they said they were gonna do it I can't fuck with that
00:06:15
Speaker
We did tell you. We warned you. The part that was disappointing for me, I had some stuff come up unexpected. So I had to make a visit. Tom and I were planning. It doesn't matter, noon or one, something like that. Like, man, something happened. Can't make it. Tom couldn't make it. So we really were going to decorate a tree together on your porch. That was the plan.
00:06:40
Speaker
Anyway, it looks it looks good. I really appreciate it. I mean, that's you know, that's what Christmas is all about. So, yeah, I mean, truly appreciate it. I think we leave that bitch up year round. Sure. I mean, we could put race cars on that thing in May. There you go. So, yeah.

Hockey Game Highlights

00:06:59
Speaker
Anybody else? Cool. Cool. Cool. I didn't have anything really exciting that was probably about the peak for me, Mr.
00:07:09
Speaker
That was the peak of your excitement, oh my gosh. I've had a rough week, yeah. Mr. Cheap Trick might have had a better story. It did, so Friday night we did go up to the... Hey, is mommy all right, by the way? Daddy's all right. Okay, cool. This just seems a little weird. Ask him for a friend. Surrender. So Friday night we went up with a good friend of mine and my son and his son to Fisher's Field House.
00:07:31
Speaker
for the opening of the Fishers Field House. Is that where the fuel play? Yeah, that's where the fuel play. It was cool. He's got tickets, four rows up, about halfway, half ice. Oh, nice. Causing the visitor's bench. Cool. That was a good time. How many? 7,500.
00:07:51
Speaker
7,500, we googled it, so it's slightly bigger than the Coliseum where they live. When you say half ice, do you mean blue line?
00:08:02
Speaker
We were, we were red line. We were red line across from the visitor center ice center. Yeah. When I say half ice, my bad, my bad, my bad. I don't know the lingo completely, but yeah, we were, we were right across from the visitors bench about four rows.
00:08:26
Speaker
Yeah, four or five rows up. Mid-court. Great crowd. So you're right behind the penalty box? No, the penalty box was to our left about 60. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you don't know your shit. Fuck you, Brett. Fuck you, Brett. You don't know your shit. You know, the odd fact here.
00:08:42
Speaker
Old NHL, they had one penalty box. So you guys just got in a fight. You had to go sit next to each other. Sit and time out together. That's awesome. This is, I don't know what it's called, IHL hockey. It's third level, two levels or three levels down from NHL. I think it's two. Whatever the number is. It was a great time. It was an absolute blast. But I mean a shit ton of penalties, literally within the first five seconds. That's part of the fun of that level of hockey.
00:09:13
Speaker
First five seconds of the puck dropping, gloves go down. Two dudes getting five. Something happened somewhere before. Actually the fuel- You can't get a better opening to a hockey game than that. The fuel had six players that were suspended for that game because they came off the bench the game before. So Joe Huntington, the guy who got his tickets, he follows it and he goes, yeah, they got, they came off the bench, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:09:41
Speaker
And in this league, they usually do back to backs. Correct. So yeah, we played maybe at your place Friday. We're playing our place Saturday type stuff. They were playing the Iowa, Iowa, Iowa, Iowa, Heartlanders. And yeah, so it was it was a lot of life. Hockey is it's the stuff best. It is. It is. It's a lot of fun, even though it's lower level. It is. It was a great time.

Cheap Trick Concert

00:10:05
Speaker
We had a blast. Yeah. Then Sunday went on to Brown County Music Center and saw a cheap trick.
00:10:11
Speaker
Cool good show. It was it was good. I Wouldn't call it great. It was great. It was fun. The experience was good. It was good You know, it's a band that I've known since I was 10 12, right? Everybody knows their most popular song surrender blah blah It was it was it was cool to hear him sing those songs You said good venue, right?
00:10:36
Speaker
awesome venue. Yeah, the venue is awesome. Yeah, it is. And it's good, good location down there. Easily accessible, walkable. Nashville, Indiana is a cool little town. Yeah, it was fun. Cool. Nice. Good weekend. Awesome. Fabulous.
00:10:53
Speaker
Tom, anything? Well, yes, but nothing. I was going to ask you, bought a car.

Car Buying Experience

00:11:04
Speaker
I saw the car out there. So I got to do this. Um, okay. Because in my, in my world, um, three things I hate the most painting houses, um, moving. Oh no, I love eating. Oh, okay. Sorry.
00:11:19
Speaker
Um, buying cars, um, buying cars is like hot poker in the eye, brutal, horrible experience, whatever. So Friday, um, at the office talking to, um, coworker, he's like, well, he's like, Hey, you want me to call over there? Cause I sent somebody over there and they had a really good experience and blah, blah, blah. And I know, I know Andy, um,
00:11:48
Speaker
So that doesn't hurt, right? I mean, the, okay. Yeah, sure. You know, I hope you can get in the carbine process. I'm all about it. I'm all God. The effing F let's go towards the electronics. Um, that's all. Um, we can explain what the hell just happened. Jeff. Yeah, Jeff over port. So anyhow, um,
00:12:13
Speaker
So yeah, so by the time Friday was over, I had gotten a phone call from the sales manager as well as the sales person he was gonna put me in touch with who then sent me text pictures of the car that I said I was interested in, which was awesome. And then Saturday, we were going early. My plan was we're doing this at 9 a.m. because car buying is time consuming and I don't want this to take up my entire Saturday.
00:12:41
Speaker
So we got up, went and had breakfast, went over there, he had the car warmed up, ready to go as soon as we walked in, drove it, and I was home by 11.30. It's good to know people, honestly. Yes, but in that whole process, everybody was awesome. Salesperson was awesome, sales manager was awesome, finance guy was awesome, everything was awesome, everybody was awesome.
00:13:08
Speaker
But what I found out, no, and this is not bad by any stretch. I've talked to several people that have bought cars from that group and they've all had very similar, fantastic experiences. So to find a place that has
00:13:25
Speaker
without sounding like a commercial that has various lines of vehicles, whatever you're looking for to have an entire auto group that isn't a pain in the ass. That's valuable, right? So I don't know. I think that's awesome. So they did a great job. I appreciate it every minute of it and got a new car and I needed a new car. So I got a new car and it was, it was cool.
00:13:50
Speaker
Yeah, when I bought mine, I had a similar experience. Someone came in, I'm not going to waste your time. Here's what I need to happen. If you can do that, cool. Yeah. If there was no pressure, you know, there wasn't the, Oh, well you need this or you need that or you, Oh, we're going to do this. And this is what this, and I'm like, no, there was none of that. It was like, this is what it is. This is, you know, here it is. And we were all on the same page. There was no arguing. There was no bickering. There was no,
00:14:20
Speaker
You're screwing me or no, you're not going to hose me over this. There, there wasn't even pressure in the finance office for an extended warning. Yeah. I mean, or any of that. Any of it. They were just like, here, if you want it, here it is. If you don't want it, okay, whatever. Just blah, blah, blah. But I got to tell you the coolest part of the whole thing, in my opinion, this was, this is kind of geeky, but every single thing that I signed,
00:14:47
Speaker
their their entire desk was the document so it was all electronic there was no paper and it came up on the desk and you just sign it on the desk in the finance office and then they give you a flash drive with all your paperwork on it and email it to you
00:15:06
Speaker
So you don't walk out with that book of documents from buying a car. So when you get pulled over, you just give the flash drive to the officer. They give you one piece of paper that shows that you've got the title and process and all, because there were like four pages that were from the state that you had to, they couldn't send you electronically. And they give you those. The officer plugs it in, there's a pair of titties, a dick pic. And you want that $25,000 car cost you $52,000.
00:15:32
Speaker
Well, I mean... Did you get to sign it on a desk? Well, but in all reality... That's pretty cool. I just thought it was cool to not have...
00:15:41
Speaker
Another big, giant file of paperwork that I had to keep somewhere, right? So this is kind of the geeky part. But other than that... Was that a drug for you or for Amy? For me. Okay, for you. For me. Now you have a thumb drive? My car. That in about six months? You got no flipping clue where that... Oh, no, they got a label on it and everything. It's kind of cool. Sure. I know exactly what it is. No, where it is? Oh, where it is? Oh, no, it went in the same file. It keeps it up his ass. Car titles and all that shit.
00:16:07
Speaker
Anyhow, doesn't matter. So other than that, it was just a normal weekend, baby birthday party and all that good stuff. But now it's time for this week in history.

Historical Discussions

00:16:18
Speaker
1942, Japan invades Pearl Harbor. Jeff Warren talked about this last week, but I wouldn't let him. Led to the US entering WWII. 2,393 Americans were killed during the attack.
00:16:37
Speaker
Nearly 1,200 more were injured. Kind of sucks. Wow. Screw you, Japan. How about that? Yeah. 1981, Muhammad Ali fights his last professional boxing match. 1981. I'm sure I watched it. Really? Lost in a 10-round decision to Trevor Burvik.
00:16:59
Speaker
Oh yeah, I watched it. In the Nassau Bahamas, his first professional fight, October 1960, won a six-round decision over Tony Hunsaker. So he was born and raised in Louisville, Kentucky. The thing I had kind of forgotten, I think I've read this story before, but at 12 years old he got his bicycle stolen.
00:17:22
Speaker
And the police officer that he was talking to about his stolen bicycle, he made a comment, and he said, if I ever find him, I'm going to whoop that thief. And the police officer goes, well, you need to learn how to box first, son. And so— And history's made. And that police officer was actually a boxing coach at a local gym.
00:17:52
Speaker
He didn't take him up on it right away, but then he saw a story about some local kids boxing on TV and he was like
00:18:02
Speaker
I'll be damn. Okay. That's crazy. A life can change. That gym is still there in Louisville because when I lived down there, they were old, they did a, like an anniversary thing and all this stuff, but they're still training kids and stuff. A museum for him down there. I have no idea that probably. Yeah. Uh, this week, initially in 1922, the Canton Bulldogs won the first title of the national football league.
00:18:29
Speaker
After defeating the Toledo Maroons, not morons, Maroons, 19-0. Back then, your regular season record is how they determined the league champion.
00:18:45
Speaker
So they were 10, 0, and 2. They allowed only 15 points. Total points scored in 12 games all year. Nice. Nine shutouts. So anyway, at the time. So that's why the Hall of Fame's in Canton. That'd be my guess. So the Bulldogs were the unofficial champions of the Ohio league in 1916, 1970, 1919.
00:19:14
Speaker
And then they joined the American Professional Football Association in 1920, which then was renamed to the National Football League in June of 22. They actually, that team from that era, they hold the NFL record for the most consecutive wins without a defeat. Wow. Cool. At how many? 37. 46. 28. 25.

Unique NFL Stats

00:19:44
Speaker
Hey, speak to football records and odd stats. Speaking of betting. Did you guys watch the Bill's Rams game this past weekend? I did not. I saw no football. Just a shitload of scoring, shitload of points, an actual decent game. Was it the thing? What do they call that?
00:20:02
Speaker
Oh, I don't, no. Scoregami? Scoregasm? Scoregasm? No. Scoregasm. It was not, no. It was a scoregasm. Five plus passing touchdowns, five plus rushing touchdowns, and zero turnovers. Only the second time in NFL history. I did hear that. 1965 was the only other time that happened.
00:20:21
Speaker
That's crazy. And Josh Allen had what? Three passing touchdowns? Three rushing touchdowns? Yeah. I think the first time that ever happened to him. He's fun to watch. He is. He's fun to watch. Remember how bad he sucked his first two years?
00:20:35
Speaker
Nah, we ain't got that going on now. We ain't got that. He had a Christmas spirit that's running through jail right now. Three weeks ago, he's ready to put that guy on a smoke to anything other than ours. I wouldn't let that guy blow if he paid me. Bitch him!
00:20:53
Speaker
The, uh, so another odd stat, uh, Patrick Mahomes, another dude that just fricking knows how to win football games.

Mahomes' Fourth Quarter Comebacks

00:21:01
Speaker
Uh, in his, so he's in his eighth season, he has a one trailing in the fourth quarter. His record is 25 and 26. He has a 49% winning percentage and as the highest winning percentage NFL with a minimum of 10 games. So it is. So anytime his team was trailing in the fourth quarter, he's won basically half of those games.
00:21:23
Speaker
And you know what's funny about that guy. That's crazy. I never For some reason you can trail in the fourth quarter with two minutes Yeah, he's been playing eight years you play 16 games a year That's but you have to be time 16 is you have to be trailing in the fourth in the fourth quarter. Yeah, not winning
00:21:44
Speaker
I kind of thought it was weird at first too, but the more I thought about it. He played 130 games. 50% of the time dude wins when he's behind in the fourth quarter. That seems really high. I still can't believe he's been in the league for eight years. It just seems like good. He's on the verge, not on the verge. He's nowhere close to winning, but he's won back to back. I'm tired of the guy already. I'm serious. I'm tired of the chiefs. I'm tired of the chiefs because they win so much.
00:22:11
Speaker
I think it's the way they win let's close out this
00:22:17
Speaker
Because now we want to have a conversation about a team we don't care about. You know, that's what it's about. I I'm with you. The way they win seems always seem to get a call, always seem to get something odd that doesn't normally happen. Yeah. Grant Joe Montana get calls. They put themselves in that situation to potentially win a game.
00:22:42
Speaker
And I don't know, man. Like I said, I'm just tired of it. So the big thing I've heard on sports talk radio all this week and I want to see Detroit beat him by like seriously 35. Not going to happen. A lot. I think we're going to give him a was, was the quarterback slide. Everybody was talking about the quarterback slide the last couple of weeks. You know how that's the worst thing a quarterback can do because it puts your head at two feet above field level. DB's headed at you. Go head first. Yeah.
00:23:12
Speaker
Anyway, so they said the thing about Mahomes was how he'll kind of, he doesn't slide necessarily, but when he's running down the sidelines, he'll fake pump a pass and then get seven, eight more yards. He'll act like he's going out of bounds and then get two or three more yards. Very intelligent player. Very intelligent. Without a doubt. But just whack that fucker one time. Take the fucking penalty, beat the fucking living shit out of him and he'll stop doing that. Take the 15 yarder.
00:23:40
Speaker
Because until the NFL referees say, hey, he is embarrassing defenses, he is, by what he's doing. And defenders don't know what to do. They don't know what to do to tackle him. Because if you hit him, penalty. Take the penalty. If you don't hit him, eight yards.
00:24:03
Speaker
Take, take one penalty, one game. He's taking advantage of the rules with, with a

Favorite Podcast Guests

00:24:09
Speaker
lot of that. Well, but that again goes back to his being smart, smart guy. So links that links done. All right. What are we talking about? It's been three years. So I got a question. Oh boy. Over the last three years. It's not that bad. This is actually easy. Who was your favorite guest?
00:24:36
Speaker
that's hard. Can I go first here? Yeah. Actually, I've enjoyed every guest because I think they're just better. We're pretty selective about it. But I had beers last night with our spotter. Oh, yeah.
00:24:55
Speaker
So I will go with the holiday. Well, I came in from for alumni night. So cool. I had beers. Good conversation. Yeah. Yeah. Cool. I think he just
00:25:08
Speaker
part of it is because where we're at in the month of may matters to us at some level right and he just brings some insights that's cool yeah and he's just a dude i mean and if you don't listen to all the episodes um bryce is a spotter for uh aj foie racing and uh we've been very fortunate the last couple of years actually
00:25:30
Speaker
to have him on the show last couple years, we've had him on a couple times actually. And he's been very, very gracious. It's always a great conversation because we do enjoy the 500. And just, you know, it's good to talk to somebody that's kind of got the inside track. And it just, he brings a different view. He must have been drunk last night because he said, I think your podcast is great.
00:25:58
Speaker
Should I get you a ride home? I was gonna say. Did you know Bryce smoked weed? Maybe drunk and high for sure. Maybe he's in concussion protocol. Okay, well there's one. That's one person who thinks it's good. And my favorite guest, honestly, and probably because it was the first one, and I think we didn't know how it was gonna go, but it was a great conversation.
00:26:25
Speaker
was when we talked to Chris about the CTE stuff. He was fantastic. He's really going through what that is and had a great knowledge of it. That episode got a lot of listenership and he's got that group going and it's a great cause. I was surprised, honestly, I was surprised that we handled it as well as we did.
00:26:54
Speaker
We were in our pretty good behavior that night. We were really pretty good. And it was enjoyable to talk to him. But more importantly, I think, you know, we've been, as Jeff said, kind of selective about the guess. But we also had a guess on that we weren't all that selective about because we thought it was going to be great, Mr. Longevity at the at the motor speedway.
00:27:20
Speaker
Oh, yeah, that was probably that's all right. That's a rough one. Yeah, it's disappointing. I think part of it was. Well, that was a rough one. It was rough. Part of it was my expectation. I expected, you know, true. A lot of great stories on all this. It was the thing. Current wife reminded me. We'll have it. We'll have a better make. Yes. This go round. Yeah.
00:27:42
Speaker
Yeah. So current wife reminded me that her cousin has been to just about as many Indy five hundreds as that dude's has. And he'd probably be a Doug, Dougie. Yeah. Yeah. I got, I got not ripped, but, uh, my family a little bit as like, what the, we didn't know, but hold on, hold on in, in, in that gentleman's defense, he was good. He was never,
00:28:10
Speaker
I'm telling you, it was like me walking into the podcast the first time ever. He was nervous. He was. Oh, yeah. And I. No, no, no. I don't mean that. I don't think I'm slamming the guy. I was glad. I'm glad to have him. And I thought he was a great dude. Part of that's on us. And the apple pucker. The apple pucker was cool. Oh, yeah. You know, some of the traditions he had stuff like that. Let's let's keep it positive. Yeah. Favorite guest or top couple.
00:28:37
Speaker
I'll go with a top couple. I'll go with Ryan Cash. Oh yeah. He did research for NBC at the Olympics for tracking the booth. Yeah. I was actually in the booth doing a hand and shit to Lee Diffie that he would
00:28:55
Speaker
tell the millions of viewers. Again, he was a great conversation. He was kind of talked on our level, so I guess if that's the right thing. I mean that. So he's an immature asshole. He got most of our jokes. As long as he keeps it at about an eighth grade level, we can usually work with that.
00:29:22
Speaker
Then I'll have to go with my buddy Ben Callas. He's the former Army veteran. Oh my gosh, dude. He told me that at work. And then I was like, I had it written down. I was like, we have to tell this. I even told him, I said, dude, if we ever have you on a guest, you have to tell that story. And we got to the end of the night. He hadn't told you. I kind of let him right into it. And dude, a picture picture.
00:29:53
Speaker
It's funny because he said a lot of the veterans call the Locals over there actually call him go fuckers. Yeah, and He's like there there's a reason there's a reason That is crazy anyway
00:30:13
Speaker
Me, I'm going to go Bryce to anger again. He's excellent. I mean, hear him talk about it. Um, I'm gonna say your sister-in-law Brett. I thought your sister-in-law, she was good. She was good. Unexpected, right? Cause she had low expectations. Yeah. And she came in nervous as she had, you know, sitting around with four dudes, you know, she probably barely knows you or hate you or the other.
00:30:35
Speaker
I both probably accurate. Yes. No, but she, I thought she was very good hearing those stories. Um, the bourbon talk. I mean, all, I think, yeah, Nick, Nick was great. Nick was good. I think we've all, that's why we don't have a lot of guests songs. I've had people come to me, believe it or not. Hey, I'd like to come on your show. Well, porn star. What's your, what's your expertise? Right? What are we talking about? What's your expertise?
00:31:02
Speaker
Rick Rick warm logarithm lights We could go through all of them, but when you said favorites are our kids were great And honestly our kids were great. I love their name. I'm like my current wife was here talking about the homeless I mean that's a stupid cause and you know and the Rick warm thing is always gonna hold a special place I think because we got the end of it right we got we had him the last it was like the last year we didn't know it at the time, but it was the last year for a
00:31:31
Speaker
a Westside indie tradition. Shout out to Rick. If you are listening tonight, I know you're going through some shit. We're thinking about you and praying for you. Absolutely, brother. I still hate driving in this neighborhood. Seriously, it does not feel right.
00:31:49
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same I drove home tonight and yeah it's it's not you know it's you expected turn that curve and Jesus is right for you yeah the fact that I know the fact your boy your boy in Kokomo knew who the hell yeah about him yeah
00:32:07
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knew about his big light display. Yeah. I mean, a freaking Kokomo. Yeah. I mean, we're talking. I don't know. Oh, yeah. Our plus drive. Yeah. And I get that he's he's also has a light display at his place. Whatever. Yeah. I'll finish that. Honestly, most of our guests. All of our guests have been. They've all been good. They've still been. We want to get, though. Oh, yeah. So a few we want to get that we haven't. Oh, really? Got like.
00:32:37
Speaker
Are we talking about this now or off air? No, we talk about it and fit there or whatever. I think there's, I think it would be great. Honestly, if the listeners would actually get engaged and send some emails with some suggestions of people that they would like for us to talk to. I think we have to find a different, different platform. Yeah. Cause he emailed. Yeah. We've been doing this for three years, right?
00:33:03
Speaker
Yeah, I think so. You want to call, you want me to give out my personal phone number or you can just give me a call if you can know a guest or what? Why not? See where you get a phone call from. I don't want, I don't want to know. No, nobody put my number out there. Everybody listening has my number. What are you talking about? All four people. Yeah.
00:33:24
Speaker
We sort of did some this in the hundredth, so I don't want to oh We can't yeah, cuz there's still six people so Lazer moment you like holy shit. That was good or funny here. Hey, we have a bunch of one-liners I think a lot of our a lot of them suck balls, but
00:33:54
Speaker
A lot of our best stuff came when we were still struggling to figure out even how to do it. And I think we've started to overthink it a little bit in a lot of ways. And I think some of our best moments, your spring break trip,
00:34:14
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Um, your spring break trip, uh, my Connor Prairie trip over spring break. I mean, we had a stretch there where the otter, the beaver, the stuffed polar bear, the period dress. A lot of that stuff happened within an episode or two, but that is, that is kind of, we gotta make a joke out of that. The fuck period.
00:34:38
Speaker
walk into rookies. That sounds like a poem, doesn't it? Can you haiku that up? Yeah, we could probably figure it out. But I think there were a lot of moments early on when we were still trying to figure it out that honestly, when we were a little bit more raw, it was probably
00:34:57
Speaker
a little bit better, and I think now we're trying to script. Now we think about it a little bit more. I gotta clarify that statement, because we don't prepare anything. We don't get it. We suck at that. We don't go, hey, Jeff, you say this, and Tom's making this joke. We've never done any of that. Right. One time.
00:35:16
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because it didn't record. We went about five minutes in. We had a couple things that made all of us bust out laughing.
00:35:32
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And then Tom realized that the thing wasn't recorded. So we started and we're like, dude, we can't, we can't miss the two things that we just said. We can't. So we did kind of set that up. Other than that, in three years, we hit the fricking record button and we, and we, when I say we, Tom, Tom hits the record button sometimes.
00:35:54
Speaker
And then he hits the dump button at the end and then that's it, yeah. But that also became a joke about hitting the record button because believe it or not, there's been more than a few times, even times I haven't said I didn't hit the record button. Great. Thank God for YouTube now. The friggin egg timer.
00:36:16
Speaker
Oh, we lost the egg timer for a while, didn't we? Only a week. Yeah. Yeah. I couldn't work it for a week when I'd been drinking. So that's a maybe two weeks, but those weren't consecutive. We went on location somewhere, didn't we? And then we, yeah, we went on to divot and then we went to, was that, was that went to the, uh, may speedway. Okay.
00:36:37
Speaker
Got it. I mean, we have a bunch of phrases that we don't use anymore. Phrases are hot for a six to eight week eating a cheating. There's, we sang sweet Caroline. I think damn near every week at some point for about a month. Really? Yeah. Oh yeah. And we kept talking about some movies. What was that fucking movie? Oh yeah. Christmas vacation. Maybe animal house. Elf is about wrestling or something.
00:37:02
Speaker
No, I think it was a boxing movie. That's why I talked about Muhammad Ali in this week's history this week queued it up Yeah, well what's what I think is cool is is not just what we do on the podcast but afterwards Listening to your kids grow up and your kids grow up. We've been doing this This is our third or fourth year and yours too. I mean you've had one get married Yeah, it's a life events have happened correct what white
00:37:28
Speaker
Man, if we're not doing this, I'm not learning that. I'm not learning how. And no shit. Who knows how this translates 30 years from now. Right. But it'll be archived. Our kids could actually go to our.
00:37:43
Speaker
Here's what your drunk ass grandfather was like. He hung out with these fucking clowns once a week, religiously. So in my will, I need to put where the backup driver is in case somebody needs to...
00:38:01
Speaker
I'll give you my youngest son. Just label it and stick it up your ass like a car dealership drive. So the difference is Jeff does not re-listen to any of the episodes ever.

Podcast's Personal Impact

00:38:14
Speaker
Maybe two. I've maybe heard two of the... 150?
00:38:20
Speaker
And many of those episodes towards the end, I don't think he remembers how the fuck he got upstairs and into bed. Let alone what the hell was even said on this microphone. We all have to drive home from Jeff's mom's basement, but Jeff just has to stumble up the stairs. That's a good point. I would be a different person if this was at my house. I'd be a different person if it was at your house and you guys honestly asked me the question.
00:38:46
Speaker
Yeah, you wouldn't be part of it. Fuck, no, I wouldn't. If I, no, I probably would be, but I'd be different. So for season four, we're moving to Link's house to be with the cats.
00:38:58
Speaker
Hey man. Who, by the way, are all upstairs now. Well, not 100% of the time. They were that day. They were that day. They were pretty active. They were. I thought about just propping the front door open and see what happens. Why are you dealing with the allergies? She stays away from them. As long as she stays away from the cat, like doesn't pet them and then, you know, rub her eye or whatever. I mean,
00:39:24
Speaker
Okay. She's fine. Good. So, yeah. Cool. I mean, it's all good. That's the one, that's the other, that's the other nice thing. We could sit here in legit bus balls. We can sit here in legit. Someone get pissed at each other. Cause I say, I say stupid shit all the time. No, no, no, I don't. He's just choking on the maple syrup. Yes.
00:39:51
Speaker
but I think if we stop this tomorrow, I'd still meet you guys up at Rookies on a Wednesday. I said this tonight because I came over, Kylie came home tonight, came home and cooked dinner before coming here. And I'm like, hey man, this is four years, we're 150 plus in. Like that's crazy. So I did rough math.
00:40:14
Speaker
Like golf league is what, 26 weeks? 22. Roughly, okay. That was the longest pass. We'll go easy, man. Half a year. Let's go, yeah. 20 weeks.
00:40:26
Speaker
Tom and I, who aren't part of Golf League. That's not half the year. We go up, I just round it, it's just that half a year. We would go up to rookies, spend a minimum of 40 bucks. Minimum, and some nice good drinking. We're in for 80. Sure, sure. I'm like, you go with that. And we weren't in Golf League. Half a year, and that's 16, 17 hundred bucks. Yeah, we're saving money doing that. Shared ton of money. Plus this a little bit.
00:40:55
Speaker
But I also think if we're up there shooting it at a bar, we're talking differently than what we are now. We feel like there are some people that can be compromised. I do talk a little differently. I do. I think so. I mean, you have to. Well, unless there's things we won't discuss because of that very reason, I mean, you know, there's so I think it's
00:41:18
Speaker
politics were a little touchy two or three weeks ago. They were a little bit touchy two or three weeks ago. We stay away from politics fairly well. And that's good because there's 10,000 other
00:41:29
Speaker
Exactly. There's people that know what the fuck they're talking about. They can argue policy. We're not those guys. I'd argue I don't know that they do know what they're doing. They know what opinion they want to drive. They are more convincing than we are. They're all talking heads. Correct. I would say for me, I don't stay away from the topic. There are jokes I make. I'm going to say this. You made some of the rankest jokes, by the way. No, those aren't mine. Those are shit I find in the interview.
00:41:58
Speaker
the the wouldn't even go there but I'm I make some jokes to kind of highlight an extreme like this is stupid sure right this is clearly a racist joke I don't that's not sure and I'm like I'll make it just to
00:42:18
Speaker
kind of highlight the stupidity of it. And here, you don't have a chance, you don't know the audience. So I'm not making that joke because I'm not comfortable in that situation. I don't even think the joke is funny. Sorry, that's not true. It doesn't matter if it's a racist joke, fat joke, short joke, whatever. Sometimes they're just damn funny. But we're all too sensitive that you, without an avenue to kind of defend yourself, I don't know. I just stay away from it.
00:42:48
Speaker
So Kylie's home now? Is that what you took out of that? Out of all of that. Out of all of that, yes. Yeah, Nectar was my favorite guest, yes. She's home already for Christmas break. Her last thing was today. Was it really? Yeah. Get her done next week. Sometimes in college when you...
00:43:08
Speaker
You got a final at four o'clock on a Friday and you're like, asshole, who does that? Sometimes you're done early. And when you're done early at college. And they don't go back to like, what, January 5th to 6th? Yeah. That's three weeks. When does Matthew get home? Basically. Christmas party night. Oh, that's right. He's stumbling in the Christmas party. There you go. Putting him on a train? To Georgia? It's a bus. The midnight train. It's a bus. They got to pick him up in Chicago.
00:43:39
Speaker
Not only did you not listen to the first time, you didn't listen to the Lisa play. It's a buzz to Chicago. Who's going to pick them up from Chicago? Oh, great. All right. So any, any other, any other comments? Well, I mean, that's not exciting. What, so what are, what are, what are some of your most memorable moments? Link's not good at these questions. I know.
00:44:01
Speaker
Hey, Jeff, am I the first one to go again? That's crazy. Go ahead. I mean, to me, the one of the obvious ones was we're talking about Super Bowl, the Super Bowl episode. We're talking about the it was the second eating, eating a holiday or whatever day holiday. I don't know. Anyway, we've had a lot of
00:44:25
Speaker
Just random jokes kind of come out of stuff But that's the way that's the way where that's kind of whole idea this whole thing a little bit kind of how we operate Really? Yeah, cuz again you said it 20 minutes ago. I mean we don't we don't rehearse anything We just go right and so all that shit Shit right comes from the top of our heads literally good or bad That's kind of hard to believe
00:44:56
Speaker
We've had some stinker episodes we all kind of hit the done button Tom and we can't date when you two were going at it every episode you were every start of the fucking episode and
00:45:13
Speaker
Jesus Christ Tom boys were at each other's throat for I'm gonna go ten weeks eight weeks You might have a better feel for it you might have a better feel for it but for like literally eight twelve weeks I Then the election came around Tom and my anger
00:45:35
Speaker
And I'm just like, are we fucking serious right now? I remember the episode. I remember the first episode. And my man here is like, what the fuck did I say? What did I do? And then you're like.
00:45:50
Speaker
But then I remember there was one episode when Brett finally said, oh, Tom and Link can bake. My favorite moment of all of this honestly goes back to before we were even recording. And the reason is because the backstory to all that is that we talked about doing this
00:46:23
Speaker
I don't remember it being that super long. It was a couple months. It seemed like it went on for a while. And finally, one day I just go home and I buy all the equipment and I come to the bar and I'm like, fuck it. I bought the shit. Let's get on with it. Yeah. I was like, we're talking about it. Let's get to it. Yeah, here it is. Let's put balls to the walls. We're doing it. And so,
00:46:41
Speaker
for months at the bar. Literally at least a couple months.
00:46:49
Speaker
I think that was kind of the moment where It was actually it was easy because it's easy to talk about something When there's nothing attached to it, and then then we had something attached to it, and it was like okay fuck it now We got to do it. Yeah, and I yeah, I think it just exactly so I think it just pushed things to a point where finally we started recording and when we first started we literally
00:47:15
Speaker
Like when you listen to that first episode it was it was clunky and I've listened to it a couple of times now And it was but it was good. It was raw. I thought it was good We didn't talk over each other near as much in the first couple you are now which is weird to me very weird to me, but we we just made it work and
00:47:38
Speaker
I think a lot of that is the four of us know each other. I mean, three of us know each other a lot closer than the four as a group, and then two of you know each other even differently because you're married to siblings, whatever. But I think there's a lot of commonality. I think there's a lot of common thought. I think there's enough... Disagreement. Disagreement to make it interesting. Sure. And I mean, even when we first started, we said, you know, we're not...
00:48:08
Speaker
You can send us shitty emails. We'll respond in a shitty way, but we'll always do it with love. And we'll receive one email. And I sent it. Handymanguy87 sent you an email. You're right. You're right. You're right. We got that one. Forgot about that one.
00:48:37
Speaker
But it's funny because I do get different things in that email box for buy this, use this service, whatever, and every time it dings on my phone, I'm like, oh shit, we got an email. And then I'm like, fuck.
00:48:54
Speaker
So, but you know, remember Tommy, when, when Brett bought the United States magnet map, Oh, that was our goal. That was our money. We needed to get a state. He'd come down and he goes, Hey, we got a new download from West Virginia.
00:49:13
Speaker
and we put West Virginia on the mat. We did a whole thing where we were trying to get all 50 states. Then we're getting hits from India, from Japan, from different places, which was cool as shit. Yeah, and even to this day, we do get random other countries, various things from other states. We're there for a while. What were the two states we were waiting on to come in to fill out the map? I think Dakota and Maine, maybe? Vermont, I thought it was Vermont. Maine, Vermont, yeah.
00:49:45
Speaker
Somebody's friend went to Vermont, and we were like, no, you gotta download from there. You can't just listen to it from there. You gotta download it from the state. Don't fucking leave till I confirm that it's downloaded.
00:49:59
Speaker
I'll go park somewhere until I confirm. I'll pay for an extra night there. But we did that. Where's Mount Rushmore? Is that North Dakota? South Dakota? I think South Dakota might have been one of the... I always wanted to see it anyway. Maybe I should just drive there and download it.
00:50:19
Speaker
But we did get all 50 states and then we got several countries and then that became a joke too. How many trees did we get? So I don't know, there's been a lot of good times and honestly, I don't know that I could have found much more quality for a Wednesday. And this is our last one, so I appreciate it. Thanks for joining us and fuck you.
00:50:49
Speaker
I think at the beginning, I don't think we were as confrontational with each other as we are now. No, because we have content back there. We agree. I think we is like, oh yeah, that's a great point. Like there was no counterpoint type stuff. There was no argument. There was no whatever. It just didn't seem to me like there was. I don't know. Maybe there was, but just thinking back. I don't know.
00:51:17
Speaker
The argument for me though has become entertaining cause you get, you get frustrated quickly. Who? Me? You do not like confrontation. You do not. And trust me, you're, you get that honestly. And I know that and links that the, the, the most easily frustrated of the group. Now we're all right. Safe to say. Yeah. Okay.
00:51:46
Speaker
I don't like confrontation. Oh, Tom just doesn't give a shit. I don't really get frustrated. Yeah. He's like, whatever, whatever. Yeah. You just call me an asshole. Okay. Yeah. Fuck you. Yeah. Fuck you. I don't know. I think over the years. So I mean, if since we're on the subject, I think over the years, I have actually two hours left. I have actually, uh, so we knew each other in high school. Yeah.
00:52:15
Speaker
I didn't know you in elementary school. We didn't go to church camp together like you and Brett did. Knew each other in high school, but we didn't hang out, right? And then later in life, you and Brett lived together. Okay, we did some stuff together. Did we what? No. I introduced it to his second wife. What are you talking about? The hard way.
00:52:42
Speaker
And we do, so personality wise, yeah, this right here, this right here. It's true. So that's another topic. That's another frigging topic. I don't know what it is about the way I talk. Just get on with your story. Ignore him. Go with your story and ignore him.
00:53:03
Speaker
Okay, I don't know. Anyway, there must be something about the way I tell the story. Everybody loves to interrupt every time I tell any story that is more than, I don't know, 10 and a half seconds long.
00:53:20
Speaker
There's been one episode you got out like 48 straight seconds out of 156. Yeah, that's a lot. So anyway, what was your point? My entire point was I think I've actually learned over the years to take certain things you say like.
00:53:40
Speaker
they say with a grain of salt, right? I mean, it's almost like before I used to take them personally. And I think at the beginning, the one thing that always pissed me off is when these two did something or said something or whatever. And just because we are across the table from each other, I would be sitting here not saying a fucking word. And you'd look at me and go, well, when you guys stop talking, we can start this podcast. And I'm sitting there like,
00:54:09
Speaker
I only get 12 seconds at a time to talk.
00:54:14
Speaker
Those are the nights I would call Brett on the way home from here and go, are you fucking kidding me? Why is he mad at me? And I know that now. I don't get mad at anybody. Well, I shake my head. Okay. But that was the point of his story. My whole point was I didn't have that personality now. We didn't have that relationship right then. Well now I kind of, I'm like, Oh, he didn't mean anything by it. He's not mad at me. He's not mad at anybody.
00:54:39
Speaker
I have a tendency to look at somebody when I'm talking. And that's what I'm saying. You just happen to be there. And you've done some creeper shit. You're in a line of fire. You've done some creeper shit, so people looking elsewhere. Craziest thing for me, though, with this whole thing is walking into an environment where we're over at somebody's house or whatever, or at the bar, and they're like, oh, hang on.

Family Stories Through Podcast

00:55:06
Speaker
You're on the podcast with Link, right?
00:55:09
Speaker
because I don't tell anybody. I barely talk about it. My kids barely talk about it. I told the guys at the auto dealership about it. For me...
00:55:23
Speaker
Sales guys should be beer sponsor But for me that that was strange cuz I'm Very this whole thing is strange cuz I'm a very private person, right? Private and I've told shit on here the initial couple Six months or so my I wake up in my house to my own voice and I'm like
00:55:49
Speaker
What is going on here? So current wife's listening or a daughter's listening and like dad, I never knew that story. So this actually became an almost a safe avenue for them to hear your story to tell a story, which is weird. I never thought that would be a thing. I still don't want my kids to listen to him also.
00:56:11
Speaker
Yeah, to extend on that, I think, Tom, it's either your cousin or your nephew, and we were all up at Rookies, I think it's from one of your birthday get-togethers. I had to be part of my nephew. And I was like, hey. And they were just kind of sitting at the table, and I was like, hey, how's it going? Hey, I'm Lincoln. They're like, oh, we know who you are. And I was like, wait, what? What? You've seen that porn? We listen to the podcast. And I'm like, oh, shit.
00:56:40
Speaker
And it is odd. It is super odd. Our tiny teeny-ass little podcast that gets, what, 40 people a week, if that? 40 to 45 downloads. Okay. That is classic fucking Tom. Yeah, 40, no, 40, 45. I was just confirming what you said. I'm confirming your accuracy. That's all I did.
00:57:23
Speaker
We're almost to the Kubeya point. Yeah, for sure. Okay, so middle of December, we're two weeks out from Christmas. We are. Tommy, you got your lights going. They are. I have to come by and see those. Nervous for the gifts. Are you? They come on about five o'clock, so. Shay gave me an ID last week. She's hard to buy for.
00:57:24
Speaker
Thanks for confirming it.
00:57:45
Speaker
Kids are hard to buy for, so I don't buy them. Yeah, you said a couple years ago you've gone monetary. Just give them money. Just give them money. There's probably some shit I could buy them. The daughter-in-laws or daughter-in-law and soon-to-be daughter-in-law, hopefully. Hopefully, I don't know, they moved in together. They're living in sin right now.
00:58:11
Speaker
All it takes is one lift fire and one becomes a fire. Oh yeah, I'm judging. That's not even a thing anymore. Get ready to judge it because Shay brought an ornament for him. My youngest son and his girlfriend moved in to our first Christmas. He goes, our first Christmas. She goes, I found him on the same website.
00:58:31
Speaker
Another one of them had said, our first Christmas living in sin. Should I buy it for you? Yes, you should. Yes, hell. Yes, you should. I said that girl's got thick enough skin. She can handle that joke. Go. Yep. Do it. So yeah, I don't.
00:58:47
Speaker
I'm terrible at gift buying. I truly am. I admit it. That's one of my strengths. Yeah. I'm good. He's really good. I'm good. Yeah. We've talked about that before. I know you don't listen to the podcast, but we have talked about it. I don't see I'm good at anything. I'm a good gift giver. That is his skill. I am a horrible gift receiver. Like you would give me something like
00:59:12
Speaker
What the fuck? This is the greatest gift I've ever received. You would never know because I'm horrible. Well, let's talk after this podcast then. Okay. Because I am the worst gift giver ever. I'm terrible. I think I suck. I think the secret, you have to know somebody. Yeah. To giving and be observant. And if you really, if it's somebody you really want to give a gift to, you have to pay attention.
00:59:36
Speaker
to a lot of conversations. So that being said. So you have to be half way, so you have to be half way. That is why I suck at finding gifts for my wife, current wife. Anyhow, but you just have to, you have to pay attention to the things they say and you really, you have to make an effort because here's the thing.
01:00:03
Speaker
Well, the wife and I typically aren't talking about fun. No, wait a minute. No, here's the thing. So, and, and current wife doesn't know what her Christmas present is. And I'm not, and I'm not going to reveal it and I'm not going to reveal it here, but the, the secret is.
01:00:21
Speaker
have things that you can kind of put in your back pocket and if it's something you have to act on right now you mean do it like i physically can put it in my backpack sure why not you mean sure um but if it's even if it's july and you're like oh this would be a great christmas present
01:00:42
Speaker
Buy it in fucking July. You know what I mean? You buy Christmas gift any time of year, for sure. But you just have to be thinking about it. To be honest with you, Tom, I do not know what you're saying. I have no idea what you're saying. I think next week we try to educate Jeff on the art of gift giving. I'm not great at it. I work with my wife every day. I live with her every day. I don't hear those hints. Well, I don't hear those hints.
01:01:11
Speaker
I'm going back to... They're probably sad. You're right. You didn't hear them. Go ahead, Brad. I cannot believe... I never heard toaster oven one time.
01:01:23
Speaker
I cannot believe this didn't come up as one of my favorite things. You are the clown that coined the phrase current wife on. Oh, yes. Damn it. I listened to four episodes for old episodes this week. I couldn't. It was. It was. I couldn't find the episode. It was early. Early on. It was early. I thought it was in the first month. So I was the first month worse.
01:01:48
Speaker
months worth, but I didn't find it. I think it was a few months, and he was telling a story. He's like, I'm with my wife or something like that. And he kind of fumbled through his words a little bit. I heard that when I was 18 years old. A dude I used to work with. You didn't say it on purpose, though. No, I didn't. It came naturally. And you know what's funny? Some of those phrases, how many of those phrases that we've used here or we've coined here have permeated in your everyday life?

Betting Losses and Future Plans

01:02:19
Speaker
Did we make Kylie a shirt that said you didn't link his link is patient Yeah, that was her graduation
01:02:47
Speaker
We got to do fifth beer as well. I mean, I'm trying to keep going, but I know we're a little later. Let's get out of here. Hey, do we want to talk about our car? I got to crawl up to bear. Yeah. Okay. So we've kind of skipped over this for the last few weeks, just so you know.
01:03:03
Speaker
If you've bet like we've bet, you haven't won a fucking dime. And you've lost about $180. At least. So we're doubling down this week. This week we're betting $150 on this one. We're going big.
01:03:20
Speaker
No, here's our picks for this week. Little different this week, isn't it, Tom? It is a little different. A couple of them are a little different. So I'm going to take the Vikings minus seven over the Bears. Not different. That's a Monday night football game, and I think the Vikings are going to stomp the Bears into oblivion in Minnesota.
01:03:39
Speaker
Um, Jeff saying the bills lions game is going to be over 54 and a half points. Yeah. I feel good about that. I think so. I think it probably will be. Um, but I think it's going to be lopsided. Derek Henry, anytime touchdown, according to link, which I don't know how that doesn't happen since the Ravens. That seems to say Raven, these, what the shit show Joe giants or who is it?
01:04:07
Speaker
It doesn't matter, but I honestly was thinking about going two or more touchdowns per second. I was on the fence. That might get a $5 play for me on Sunday. Had we won any of our previous bets other than the chick picks?
01:04:26
Speaker
No, I know I probably would have gone however. I will tell you the only thing the only thing that fucks with that is Lamar because he's gonna have plenty of opportunity to run it himself Anyhow, so Jamis Winston according to Brett will throw an interception this week because well He's done it for the last four that dude's hilarious. Yeah. Yeah, so he's all he's all mr. Psych out that 20 bucks
01:04:48
Speaker
pays about $1.89. So put your money where your mouth is. So because we're going $1.80 on that, that's almost paying us $1,000. Merry Christmas to us bitches.
01:05:06
Speaker
Sure. Look at us go. Okay, I actually do have enough in my count to cover that, but... Based on our track record. Anyhow, so don't forget, if you want to be a part of the fifth beer thought, you can do so. Go to Spreaker.com, look for a solid four beer thoughts, and you can go to the supporters page, sign up, and subscribe to get the extra episode, which we always record right after this one, because then we know we're good and
01:05:34
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lubed luby lube yes, so You have a joke of the week sir. I do I Can't wait do I know you can't plan the dump button here. Yeah, it's always for joke of the week probably
01:05:49
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Alright. Going to an old faithful here. Are they in Utah? Nevada. Of course they're in Utah. During Nevada this week. I love the Mormons. Why would I not? And the Mormons love you. Ooh, but they did not make the college football playoff. Ooh. As they should not have. So sorry. Sorry, Brigham. You was in. Yes, they are. I like that you know her name. It's going to be awesome. I'll be okay. I hope it's snowing. I hope it's
01:06:18
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Yeah. And that's in South Bend, right? Yes. Yep. Okay. So in Utah, by the way, the cheapest ticket now for that is 17. It's up to $1,700. I saw it at $1,400 today.
01:06:32
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I heard about two hours ago, 17. Wow. That's crazy. That's top of the stadium. Yeah. This is essentially for a play in game. It's not even for an additional title. Wow. Yeah, that's nuts. Compared to all the other games. Yeah. Crazy. Yeah. All right. So in Utah, you guys need beers to spit out here. Give me a second. We're doing joke of the week and you're
01:07:02
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You're a bear bitch, isn't it? My segment, bitch, just relax. I heard of that. Good work. Good work. Almost crossed a lot of Christmas movies. Almost crossed range with that bitch. In Utah, what is the difference between
01:07:21
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is vagina and parsley. What's the difference between your mom's vagina and parsley? In Utah, other states, a lot of similarities. In Utah, I need the difference. It'd be nutmeg and your mom's vagina. Maple syrup maybe, you know.
01:07:41
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But in Utah, they can't just be parsley. In Vegas, what's the difference between a fist and your mom's vagina? So that's not the joke though. In Utah, parsley and your mom's vagina. Well, when you guys say it sounds personal, when you say it that way, I say your mom's, not my mom's.
01:08:06
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Well, that's just because I said your mom's. That's why it's personal. Go ahead, Jeff. What do you got a thought? I've got nothing. Oh, I thought you had a profound thought. It was profound, but I think I'm there, but it came and went. I didn't want to make an asshole myself. Didn't Parsley do it? Roast beef concern. That's a tough joke. Come on. No, it's a garnish. It's a garnish. Only two people have eaten Parsley.
01:08:35
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dump button who are the two people the other two that didn't eat your mom's vagina anyway that's another episode of the solid for beer there's a lot of people in Utah's all I'm saying something like that
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